Boonta Vista - EPISODE 337: Two Identical Brothers-In-Law (with Libby Watson)

Episode Date: March 10, 2024

Journalist and streamer Libby Watson joins us to talk about two Marks making a life-changing discovery at Heathrow, and the extraordinary world of astral projection. *** Follow Libby on Twitch at: twitch.tv/libtron Read her writing here: https://libbycwatson.com/ *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [e-mail]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Hello and welcome to Buntavista, I am Ben and I am here on the TV broadcast guest's studio, where we get into the skill and craft of trading the boards as a guest on other people's podcasts. With me as a panel of experts who have seen and done it all, and today in this master class, we too shall hopefully learn how to apply this trade masterfully. One of the key skills of the podcast guest is adaptability. Not all podcasts are the same. Some are hosted by high energy professional comedians and performers who compete with each other for airtime as they attempt to land joke after joke.

Some are hosted by very sleepy people with day jobs with no background in comedy. Theo, is one of the latter, guesting on one of the former... Wait, is that correct? No, it's one of... Yes. Yeah, you got it. God, you're good. You're so fast, you're so high energy. Yes. Is your strategy to attempt a clown fight in progress, right? Like, you're supposed to be like already like you have your gloves on and stuff. It's, it's,

so I also think that they thought that I had like my PhD in rocketry or something as well. I'm like, no, I just know a little bit about electricity. And yeah, I'm also very shy and I've got anxiety. I've got it on a note from my doctor. So it's rough going when it's hard enough having Tom on our podcast. And he's a darling and we love him. But he's supplying like the energy for four. And we're just here hoping to get in like one good tiny flirty Einstein riff if we can.

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But I think... Stop what you're doing. Right now, stop listening to the podcast. We haven't even introduced the guest yet. Go and put your credit card into Patreon. Thank you. There are so many podcasts, and listening to all of them is impossible. Lucy, if the host of a podcast you're guessing on make a reference to an in-joke that you don't understand, do you, A, sit in complete silence, B, Fain a sort of convincing laugh, or C, roll the devil's own dice and attempt to riff off of it.

Probably B, right? You just kind of laugh politely, because I don't, I've never, I've never listened to a podcast. Like, I don't know what that is. You're saying your Kickstarter sucks and I'm saying, ha ha ha ha. It does, yeah. Well, they're being like, oh wow, this is a classic Mr. Bippo's situation. Mr. Bippo would absolutely do or hate this. And you found out Mr. Bippo went to jail for sexual and spousal abuse.

Mr. Bippo was a former host of the podcast and he is now incarcerated. We do not laugh with Mr. Bipo. And you're laughing at Mr. Bipo. And not all podcaster edited the same either, while some are picked over meticulously by a paid editor. I'll edit that out. The others are simply topped and tailed and sent out into the ether. Writter, journalist and streamer Libby Watson, if you've accidentally said something

deeply offensive or completely flubbed a joke, do you ask for them to remove it or do you simply pretend it never happened and hope it's never brought up to you at any point in your life? I would never assume that a podcast listening audience would not bring something up. Oh, real smart. Oh, you've interacted with podcast your audiences before. I know this because I am one. If you have, for example, have Jesse Farrar's phone number and something on the recent episode of YKS, for example, like something insane, like not knowing the sizes of cups at Starbucks, like not knowing that a Grand-A's bigger than at all, fucking idiot, then, you

know, you can text them about it. So yeah, I'd probably just go ahead and head off any criticism or real. I really like it when you can tell that your friends, who have have, thu, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, to their, thi, thi, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thr-a, too, too, too, toe.e.e. too, toe. tho. tho. toe. thi. thi. friends who have podcast themselves have not been able to like squash the urge to correct a podcast as they listen to it. Like we have a relatively hostile relationship with our audience at this point where if they try and correct us on something while they listen to the episode, we will destroy them. Yes. And so I try and extend that courtesy to my friends who have podcasts until they say something really fucking annoying and then I will message Tom at like two in the morning to be like,

you said that the first Mad Max movie is bad? You both agreed as if it was a given that it's boring? You dumb, mother fucker? Which, you know, I would hate it if someone did that to me. Yeah, I mean, this is the whole parasocial relationship. I've thought about it a lot. And it is not easier if you, for example, are kind of friends with those people or actually friends with those people, because there is a double standard where I'm like,

yes, okay, I did become friends with these people by riffing with them on Twitter, but you can't do that because you're different than I am and when you do it is bad, but when I did it, it was good and it worked and now we're friends. And yet, it does, that knowledge doesn't stop me being like, oh, Jesse got the fucking cup size, what a bastard, you know. You got the juice the juice the juice the juice the juice the juice the juice the juice the juice the juice that that that that that that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, because that, because that, because that, because that, because that, because that, that, because that, that, that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's that's that's. that's that's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi. that that that that that that that that that that that that that that's that's that's that's that's that you know? You gotta have the juice, I think. I'm so sorry, I can't apologize for my juice, you know? We're here because we have the juice. We've got the juice, I think.

Or maybe we, maybe we didn't have the juice where we started, we developed the juice over seven hundred. Over hundreds and hundreds of episodes, that's right. Yeah, if at first you don't succeed, try something like 700 more times. Just keep doing it. Yeah, no one listens to your podcast, just keep making it. Yes, that's right. And it's not like there's a chance that it will stay that way forever. That would be awful.

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It's time for tabloid phenomenon. headed man destroys church. He burns not open now, man, now. This comes to us from the mirror. You gotta feel so at home, here Libby. Oh, you're doing the voice as well. Right, out you, you're gonna be transported. Tax it. Take enough. I tell you what I realize is that I don't know if I've been on a podcast that wasn't American before. So it's really weird to have gotten however many minutes in we are and not have someone do my accent or say something about beans or whatever. Every American podcast it's literally like that's like 10 minutes in someone's doing your accent.

And then they say sorry afterwards immediately. And then they do it again? Yeah. And they're not sorry. Whereas we are only nine minutes in. And then they do it again? Yeah. And they're not sorry. Whereas we are only nine minutes in. And Andrew, what have you got for us here? Well for the record, I'm not doing your accent. I'm doing someone else's accent. Yeah.

This comes to us from. Yeah, you're not so rude to presume that it's all one accent from north to south. Exactly! They are not a monolith, you know? Uh, from the mirror, doppelgangers seated together on plain stunned to find they even have same name. All right, now I want you guys to do my favor. And we put it in the newspaper. There, you could look at a picture of these gentlemen. I'm going to ask for you to hold off on looking at a picture of these gentlemen for now.

I will tell you the appropriate time to look at a photo of these gentlemen. The structure of that sentence was unbelievable. Even have same name. That is that is that is tabloid excellence right there. There is a completely like parallel sentence construction in tabloid headlines that it's one, I can't even articulate what it is where they have two clauses, well two parts of a sentence separated by an and usually where they're both in completely different tenses and the first one is just for SEO and then the second half is like the hook. It's absolutely crazy.

It's like you read a couple of them in a row and you just lose the ability to pass a regular English sentence. Yeah, Daily Mail, obviously the king of that, with the random capitalization and just unbelievably long headline. I can't believe that CMS even allows them to do that. It's remarkable stuff. And they exported that to the Daily Mail Australia as well. They do the exact same thing. It's think it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, thi. thi. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the same. their, their, their, their, their, the their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their, their, th. th. thi, thi. thi. thi. the, the. the. the. thei. thei. thei. thei. thei. thei. thei. thei. thea. the. the. their, the exact same thing. It's like a 20-word headline and then like whatever they think the craziest word is will be in all caps. Uh-huh. Very stupid. Baby, baby newspaper. Two flight passengers were shocked to meet each other when they saw they looked the same and

even had the same names. Fucking girl. That'd be pretty fucked up actually, sitting on the plane and someone looks just like you. I'd lose my mind. You said, do it the like, Mark's brother's like duck soup thing at each other. It's just like same hand movements. Uh, the two men, both named Mark Garland, found themselves in a puzzling scenario when they encountered each other on a flight to Bangkok, Thailand. What are they puzzled? What that that that that that that that that that that they look they look they look they look they look they look they look they look th th they look th th th th the fact they they they th the fact they the fact the fact the fact th. the fact tho- tho- their their tho- tho- their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. tho- tho-like tho-like tho-s. tho-s. tho' tho' tho' tho-s. tho' tho' tho' tho' tho' tho-s. tho' tho' tho' tho' on a flight to Bangkok, Thailand. What are they puzzled about? What the fact that they look the same and they have the same name?

Puzzling. Science can't explain it. If I was these two guys, I would have picked which one of us was the more evil and called him Dark Garland. Just to make it clear who's who. Imagine if you meet someone with the same name and then you realize you're they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're referring they're referring they're referring they're referring they're referring they're referring they're they're they're they're they're their they're their their their their their they're they're they're they're their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the the the the the the the tho the the the the the the the the the the the their their the you meet someone with the same name and then you realize you're referring to them as your name one and you're just inherently saying I'm my name too. You realize you have really low self-esteem. Like I meet another Libby Watson and I'm like well that's Libby Watson one obviously. There she is. That's the main one. Yeah, finding yourself in one of those scenarios, the sci fi fifi scenario, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thin, thi, I the the thi, thin, to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the, I's, I's the, I's the, I's the, I the, I the, I the, I I the, I I I I I the, I I I I, I I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I's th, I's th, I's th, I'm th, I'm thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, too, thin, thin, thin, thin, they.. they, they, I'm they, I'm they, the sci-fi scenario of they're being two clones, you know, and they both go, no, no, I'm the real one, just immediately going, I'm probably the clone.

I'm probably the clone. I'm sort of tired all the time. I never really realized my potential, I think I might be the clone. Either way, they're doing a better job, so, you know. Yeah, probably best to eat my wife and kids. Anyone else feel clony? Does it feel clonny? I feel like my organs are fake. Does anyone else feel like their organs are fake? Oh the lifelong imposter syndrome have a just being like, oh... Oh I actually am one. Okay. This makes so,this is actually a relief. This is a huge relief.

The unlikely situation unfolded at Heathrow Terminal 2 as 58-year-old Mark Garland was checking into his flight. To his surprise, airport staff informed him that he had already checked in. That's spooky as fuck. If that did happen to you, and someone just looked at you was like, but sir, you're already on the flight. You're going home. Like you're getting out of there. Immediately turning around. Oh, so is that how it works? Is it only like, we've already got a Mark Garland on this

flight? Yeah, the computer says. We are only equipped to handle one name. Yeah. How many, like, how many John Smiths left stranded at the airport over the years? Nuh, we hit the quota. Yeah. It's the no-homeist club, isn't it? Yeah. After a 40-minute confusion, it was revealed there were two Mark Garlands booked on the same ty-

It took 40 minutes to figure that out. For anyone to come up with there are two. You guys have the same name? Do you want to check on the computer? No? No, it just has the same name twice, but that can't be real. So... I don't need to look at the identical. That's right. Right. So.

They should give identical twins the same name. Yeah. Yeah you should have to have to do that. Make it easier for everyone. How about instead of making it so we have to remember which one's which. Exactly. You guys have to remember which one. Yeah figure it out yourselves. I make the side which one. You do like an internship as the other twin. Like you have to do a year where you swap. Oh, twin swap? Yeah. Twin swap? do a little annual twin swap? I think that twins have an ethical, a sort of a social responsibility, because we are born into society. We have all sorts of obligations to each other. I think twins should have to have to have a this to have this to have to have this to have a their to have a to have a their to have a to have a their, write. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. A to have all all all all. A sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort. I. I have to be to be to have to be to be to be to be to be to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to do to to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their their their their twooooooooooooooooooo. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. toe. toe. Yeah. toe. like pick one to be alternative and one to be Normie. So that it's really obvious. You're gonna have a different look.

I've known sets of twins where they're both Normy or they're both kind of like alternative and I can't fucking tell them apart. Like one. A set of gotthe twins. Yeah. That's one's gau. So you're saying neither nature nor nurture has an effect. There should be a third thing that changes one of the twins to be different. Arbitrary choices by me, that's right. Yeah, the third thing that should influence your personality. I think it's that you meet someone who tells you that you're a twin and then you just immediately know, oh you lost the coin flip and you're the scene twin. Yes. Cool make sense. You mean one? I think you mean one the coin toss. Oh right, right, right. Right. You get to wear a sum 41 shirt all the time that rocks. So the check-in employee did not reference the booking number and checked in his look-alike instead. Why are we just going off names?

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You are embarrassing, sir. Get a better phone. After three minutes of trying to swipe it, I look at my phone and go, oh, sorry, I was trying to find a vine from seven years ago and that's still on my screen. Sorry. You still got vine installed because it's not on the store at any time. Just in case, just in case it comes back. They could sell this for five grand on eBay. A rental vine in store. Yeah, I've been refreshing my vine feed every 10 minutes for the last five years. You cannot update this phone.

Quote, I stood at the check-in counter for 40 minutes while I tried to work out the problem, Mark said. We then had to go to the boarding gate early to identify our cases. Does he mean like suitcases? Yes. And they're crazy. I'm just doing some improv here. Yes, you mean suitcases. And? And? Something crazy about the suitcases. I'm just doing some improv here. Yes, yes, you mean suitcases. And. And something crazy about the suitcases. Oh, oh my God, but what could it be? You are a good podcast cast.

Just letting you know though, Libby, that's not really how we roll on this podcast. We're more of a no. No, but. No, shut up, you idiot. That's wrong. Ooh. Here's the itemized list of issues I have with the riff you just engaged. Let's stop the flow right now. We're calling you in.

That's when the similarities really hit home as the pair realized they shared more than a name. Oh. The marks met in departures, noticing an incredible resemblance. hit home as the pair realized they shared more than a name. The marks met in departures noticing an incredible resemblance with identical shaved heads. That's not weird. You're just both boldly, both like 50? That's the same to me as saying that we're both wearing hats. That doesn't make you identical as people. Yeah. All the kids are identical. I am starting to predict based on Ben saying don't look at

a picture of them. I think they're not going to look all that much alike. Yeah, all right. So I'm just gonna get a vibe. I'm checking a link into our little the chat window there on Zencaster if you guys just want to look at this. No, come on. Oh, no. Oh my God. Yeah, that's ugly two British men with shaped heads. Yeah. Yeah. Very different faces.

The headline on the website says they have same name, friends and hobbies. Oh yeah, you're about to find out much more about these intriguing gentlemen. Oh my god. They look like they both traveled to a Brian Eno look-alike contest that weren't allowed in. I was shocked at how strange it was, said the younger Mark. People said we could be brothers. Did we like brothers and law? Easily, I reckon you could be brothers and law.

I guess so. Brothers in arms maybe. Two identical brothers and law. You know that documentary? It's crazy. He added, I said, look, I'm Mark Garland, showing in me passport, and he started laughing and open his passport and showed me his name, and it was banner. Yeah, that's proper banner.

And these two guys love going to Bangkok Thailand? Their hobby is going to Thailand. There's nothing to be made of that. We can't, it would be crazy for us to make any inferences, jokes, no. By themselves, I'm not laughing, I'm just pointing that out. So they weren't, they were just next to each other because they weren't seated with their families. I assume, just by them. Oh, come on.

Can't. Can I say something insane? Yes. Looking at this, and I know that listeners can't see the picture the picture the picture the picture the picture the picture the picture the picture the picture the picture the picture the picture the picture the picture the picture the picture the picture the picture the picture the picture that listeners can't see the picture of these two guys. Does one of them look less balds to use than the other? Because I think the guy on the right doesn't have a bald guy's face. Oh yeah, okay. He's very odd eyebrows.

Yeah, the guy on the left is like fully, he's in the bold life. That's exactly right, he's spiritually bold. Guy on the right looks like he's not there yet. You know, he hasn't made it to bald face. It looks like he had to get up from the theater role. Yeah, exactly. He had to get up from the makeup chair halfway through preparation for the current heads musical. Now you guys are suggesting that they realized the current heads musical. Now you guys aren't suggesting that they realized

they had the same name and then one of these guys was like fuck we got to make this more interesting or the mirror won't talk about it. We should both be bald. Let's both be bald. One guy had shoulder length, one today's shoulder length beautiful curly hair. Yeah they were like look we cannot. We can't source a wig on this flight but we can get in the bathroom the the the the the the the bathroom the bathroom the bathroom the bathroom the bathroom the bathroom the bathroom the bathroom the bathroom the bathroom the bathroom the bathroom the bathroom the bathroom the bathroom the bathroom the bathroom the bathroom the bathroom the bathroom. the bathroom. the the the the the their their their their their their th. th. th. And th. And th. And th. And th is th is th is like th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And their their their their their their their their their their their their the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi thi the. the. the. their their their their their their their the. their their the. the. thing we can do. Yeah, we can't source a wig on this flight, but we can get in the bathroom with my travel, my travel kit. Tiny scissors that they did let me take on the plane for some reason. Yep, uh-huh. Yes and the... Get that hair out of that. No, Libby. You say that's stupid Andrew. They let you take scissors on the plane. They're also like remarkably different heights as well. They really are.

One sort of like the giant baby from Spirited Away, the other one is kind of just like a regular guy. Damn, it's like roasting Mark Garland on the right. The roast right getting destroyed. Yeah, it's unfortunate for him. Let's find something rude to say about Mark Garland on the right. The right is the right getting destroyed. Yeah, it's unfortunate for him. Let's find something rude to say about Mark Garland on the left, shall we? I think he's a beautiful man. He's got kind of a kind face.

He's wearing a chain necklace. Jumper? Jumper much? Yeah, I think that's his shirt color, isn't it? Oh, yeah. Oh, I'm so. I'm zooming. Yeah, sorry, it's tiny on my enormous screen. I think he's got false teeth or veneers or something. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's tear this motherfucker apart.

Uh-huh. Oh, the pair joked about blaming each other for causing so many, quote, problems, end quote. As fate would have it. Just fate getting up to some serious stuff here. As fate would have it, they were also seated next to each other on the plane. The younger mark, a bus driver from Trowbridge Wiltshire, and the older mark, a 62-year-old builder from Womley,

Spent the 11 and a half-hour flight chatting Bristol, spent the 11.5 hour flight chatting away, discovering they shared not only the same name, but also friends, hobbies, and Lucy, a love for Thailand. Obviously, you're fucking going to Thailand. Yeah, what a crazy coincidence. Oh, I'm going to Thailand, but I fucking hate it there. It's interesting, I'm going because I love it. Wow we finally found a difference. Mutual friends that's pretty crazy although England's not a huge place right? I think population-wise it's significantly bigger than Australia right?

I think you're more likely to find two people getting on a plane to go to Thailand at the departure gate in Heathrow Airport. Yeah, one of the chances. Flying in that direction. That's right. That's right. And perhaps that might be a similar social profile to people who enjoy those kinds of things.

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They exist on a continuum. Somewhere between these two Mark garlands is. These are the upper bounds. Lower Mark and upper mark. It is fun how thrown thou. though the as younger Mark and one of them as older Mark. I really like that. There's just no possible way you could distinguish otherwise. They could have gone with taller Mark and shorter Mark. They could have gone with Bald Mark and not really Bald Mark.

Fake. Silly Mark. This is the most upsetting part of this article to me so far. Quotes. One of my colleagues knows him and goes for drinks in the pub with him, explained the younger Mark, while the older Mark recalled their conversation about Thailand, saying, quote, I told him I'd been 13 times and he told me he'd been 80 free times. Pardon? Put him on a list. Look, he might be, maybe he's a scuba diver, maybe does lots of scuba diving. Maybe he does motorcycle tours. There are tons of reasons.

Why a 50-something-year-old Englishman would go to Thailand 83 times. Oh, so just move there. Your ass lives there now. Yeah. That's a lot of times. There are definitely like not place. I've lived in LA for two years. I don't think there's any single place that I've been 83 times in this city. Like not even the store. It's just so many fucking times, yeah. If he started going in his 20s, he's going two and a half times a year. It's kind of loves Thailand. Isn't that a lot of money as well? Is that all of your money is a... All of your bus driver money? Or is this the build of money? I'm trying to figure out, yeah, which fucking guy? I don't know which one.

Younger Mark said that the older Mark recalled their conversation. Older Mark had been 13 times. Younger Mark had been 83 times. This is one of the ones you used to to to to to to to you to you to you to you you you to to to to to to thi to thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thiolioliolk thi. thi. thioliolk thi. thi. their bus bus bus bus bus bus their bus bus bus bus more th th th th th th th th th th th. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. the th. Y. Y. Y old Mark has been 83 times. This is becoming an SET question very quickly. Yeah, this is one of the ones you used to be able to trip up chat GBT with before it could keep the thread of multiple steps. But now I can only trip up podcasters. Very quickly, yeah. Yeah, easily. Remarkably, they live just 15 miles apart and even realized that the Builder Mark occasionally rides the bus driven by the Younger Mark. That's pretty crazy. So now it's Builder Mark and Younger Mark, they mess messen all this shit up. How are we defining the difference between that? Yeah we need to keep it one one framework please. Uh Lucy most predictable sentence in the world coming up.

Both men are single fathers. How'd that happen? Yeah. With four children each. Four children each, although their marital statuses differ. What's the telling me that a single father with four kids who is a bus driver takes two to three holidays in Thailand a year? What's going on?

Put him on a list. Don't sue us. We can't, we're not saying anything. We're not suggesting anything. None of us said anything. I haven't said anything about these guys. It might be the nothing wrong list. Yeah.

You're a great guy list. The go right ahead list, yeah. Oh, my goodness. All clear. Oh, they bonded over their shared experiences and the sheer improbability of their encounter. Quote, it was crazy. I've never known anything like it, remarked the olden mark. My name was coming out of their encounter. Quote, it was crazy I've never known anything like it, remarked the older mark. My name was coming out of the antenna and my phone was

going. What? What? What? What? Then what? What? The antenna? My name was coming out of the antenna and my phone was going. I thought someone was winding me up. What are you saying? I know I, I did saying? That's nothing. Like, not to, like, not to a Monday morning quarterback this article, but as a writer, I would maybe take that quote and be like, it's not really clear what he's saying here. I just won't include that bit. Yeah.

Maybe just paraphrase. Yeah, because he's talking about the PA, right? Yeah, what's his point in the P.A? But what's the phone got to do with it? Do you think he's getting a call from the PA? To say, you're also Mark? Oh, I've just got to take this. It might be the person on the PA. It might be Mark, yeah. This is literally a joke from the movie Airplane. Mark 62 added, They said there was another Mark Garland.

They came to the bar. Of course he was in the bar. And asked to see my passport. I was thinking, what is going on? I go to the desk and there's a bloke who looks just like me, but he's a bit bigger than me. So the bigger mark is the younger mark. Yes. It it, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi. tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho, tho, tho, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thee. theeean. thean. thean. thean. thean. thean. thean. thean. thean. thean. thean. the. th me. So the bigger mark is the younger mark. Yes. Okay, it looks it, yeah. Which makes sense. Yeah. He's still got that strength and vitality. Beautiful healthy

glow. He's a growing mark, yeah. Oh, I'd hate to be physically overpowered by a slightly younger version of myself. I'm better looking and older. He's like me. I've got a character and I love winding people up. We're the same. He's actually a nice bloke, I've got to say. Describing someone as being the same as you and also being surprised that they're nice. Shockingly nice, right? Yeah. I love this idea of like thinking you've found a unique similarity as being just like an English man and being like, I've got a character and I love winding people up. He loves the pub and the chelbing too. I love a couple of pints I lovedough banter. Simple English great. Okay you know what else I like footy.

Love me football. Love me pints love a bit of banter lovely bloke though I help anyone. Sorry about the accent thing again, I can't, we're gonna do this anyway. It's water off a duck's back at this point. It's mostly what the show is, I'm sorry. Their shared journey to Thailand with younger Mark traveling for four weeks and older Mark for three is not bus driver Mark anymore or build a mark or whatever. Further cemented their newfoundship. Despite the initial confusion and astonishment, they laughed it off and have since planned to meet up for a beer during their holiday.

Yeah. You like beer too? What do you meet up for? I also love the way they started that despite the initial confusion and astonishment as if there was a chance that the shock might have had like a catho-esque impact on them. Yeah, just crying on the entire flight. Right, yeah, like it would make them really angry to find it the other mark and they would have to fight. The fuck is this?

How could this be real? How can I understand you? I must kill you? different story if the two of them spent the entire flight sitting in dead silence and trying as hard as possible not to look at or acknowledge the other person. Yep. It would certainly be my move. Yeah. What the fact they said that they spoke for the entire flight at 11 and a half hour flight? Oh God. Fucking how. Jesus! That's an upsetting thought. I could be sitting next to anyone. I'm not talked to them for 11 11 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1. I. I. I. I. I was. I. I was. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I's. I'm. I'm a the the th. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm th. I'm t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. th. th. th. th. th. I'm. I'm th. I'm th. I'm. I'm. I'm be sitting next to anyone. I'm not talking to them for 11.5 hours. Yeah, no, I mean like I've done it 12 hours stream and I don't think I talked for 11 and a half hathes on that. By the end of their flight, the pair had truly bonded with the eldermark revealing his younger counterpart had even taken, quote, a little nap on his shoulder during the flight. Wow. Two bald heads running against each other. Absorbing energy from the other one.

Taking Mark energy. They were the same age when they left the flight. We both kept laughing and smiling about it. It made me happy, said the younger Mark, reflecting on the experience, adding, quote, I've made a friend for life. Oh, now I feel like a bit of a fucker. Well, I mean, there's still... I have some questions for Mark's... Mark's garlands.

Yeah, like, 82. Yeah, I think if one of the marks were to refer to the other one as his partner in crime, it might be a little bit too literal for that to be funny. Far too close. Are you tired of paying nothing for the same old superior quality-free episodes of the Buntavista podcast? Do you want less politics and more content about diarrhea? Are animals gone wild?

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I don't know what's fucking happening this year, but there's no news. So that's why we keep going into Reddit a lot. I can tell you what it is. It's because there are no journalists anymore. Oh, that probably checks it out. They all got laid off. What happened? I didn't even know they were sick. Astral projection.

We all know what that is, right? You're using your spirit to traverse the world beyond your body. We explored it a little bit in the Theophiles episode, Theophiles 8, a land girt by beak slash the ones who sleep through the storm. So go back and listen to that if you haven't. Here are some posts from R slash astral projection. Yes, I'm just scrolling the wiki how to catch myself up on what it is and how to do it. Yeah. Wonderful drawings. Apparently it's all, these guys reckon it's all like lucid dreaming is how you got to do it.

I didn't know. I think that's also known as lucid dreaming. Yeah, lucid dreaming. Yeah, you are, you are imagining that you are somewhere somewhere else, my friend. I think th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thus are are are are are are are are thus are are are are thus are are are are thus are are are are are thi thi thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th-a, th-a, th-a, th-a, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi thi's thi's th. th. thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi. thi. thi. thi's thi's thi. thi. thi. theeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. thi. thi's all else, my friend. It's all in your head. I think you will change your mind after you hear some of these posts. I love astral projecting to doing a group assignment in uni, but not being able to contact any of the other members. It's a wild world which I could experience, like, experiences completely unimaginable. Still having those dreams? Every night. I'm having, no, genuinely, all the fucking time. For me, it's, it it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's the the the the the the the the the the the the the, I, I, I, I, I'm the the the, I'm thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi, I thi, I thi, I the, I the, I the, I the, I the, I the, I. I. I the, I. I the, I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I, I, I, I. I, I, I, I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thate. I thate. I thateateateateateateateate. I th. I th. I th. I tha. I thate. I thate. I thate. having those dreams? Every night.

Yep, graduated. I've had, no, genuinely, all the fucking time. For me, it's that I haven't started my thesis and it's due in a week and that I haven't been going to. It's always specifically history class that I have not been going to, or English lit. Yeah, I've always dreaming that it's like eight, nine weeks through the semester and I haven't been going to one of the classes. Yep. And I've just been like trusting that I can catch up on it real quick but I can't because I

have no idea what it's about. Interesting, yeah. But also maybe that that won't make too much of an impact on my GPA. Just a little look into your the so. Yeah I've finished uni tw th th th th th th th th th th th tha tha th. That th. That thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. That's thi. That's to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be their. their. their. their their the into the soul. I finished uni twice. I'm done. I don't need to be doing this. Every time I have the dream and I, like, it's always like a couple hours after I wake up, something will remind me like, hey, you've got to do that history thing. And I'm like, oh shit, no I don't. I'm free now. I'm free free, I'm free, yeah, yeah, I'm free, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm free, yeah, yeah, I'm free, yeah, yeah, I'm free, yeah, I'm free, yeah, that's free, that's free, that's free, that's free, that's free, that's that's that's that's free, that's that's that's that's that's that's tho, tho, tho, that's tho, tho, tho, th. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No, I'm th. No. No. No. No, I'm th. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No, I'm free. No. No, I'm free. No, I'm free. No, I'm free. No, I'm free, I'm free. No, I'm free. No, I'm free. No, I'm free. No, I'm free. No, I'm free. No, I'm free. No, I'm free. No, I'm free. No, I'm free. No, I'm free. No, I'm free. No, I'm free. No, I'm free. No, I'm free. No, I'm free forever. Yeah, no more math GCSE to worry about, yeah. Attempting astral projection interferes with my ankle bracelet. No, no what?

Wait. It's not the other way around? Nope. It's because the bracelet works on souls. That's right. That's the implication here, yes. You are still violating your parole. I thought people might find this interesting. I'm very new to the astral projection. I can't progress at all because every time I try to get into very deep meditative state just as you're supposed to, and then I

get interrupted by a phone call from my pretrial services asking if I'm tamping with my ankle bracelet. Oh no! This has happened twice, I've only tried it, happened both times. I actually had to go in to Concord and get this thing checked out. I'm assuming it's because of some sort of electrical field. Oh my god, wait. The's only happened twice and that they have decided that that is what it is. It's not just that presumably there's a lot of calls you get about your pretrial ankle monitor. Or that like how he's sitting down is fucking with it? Yeah, like physically? Yeah. Maybe it's just like pressing a button on it bygone Lotus style. Yeah. No, I think it does work on this hole. I think that they're getting the beep the beeping the beeping the beep the beep the beep the beep the beep the beep the beep the beep the beep the beep the beep the beep the beep the beep the beep the beep the beep the beep the beep the beep the beep the beep the beep the beep the beep the beep the beep the beep the beep the beep the beep the beep that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the the the the that's the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the the. their their their their the. their the. the. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that. No, I think it does work on the soul.

I think that they're getting the beep and they're like, oh, well, since you're on the GPS who's still in the house. That fuck is trying to astral travel. I like that they've try to it. Yeah, my brain's too powerful. Yeah, exactly. Electricity in ankle. Yeah, it's called a potential difference. It's one of the things they teach at an electrical school. I'm going to have my cake and eat it too.

I'm going to say that it does work on the soul, but it is a physical problem that they don't want you to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go the to go to go to go their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the lotus position because you may break free of Samsara the cycle of desire and that's not, that doesn't kind of jail with the kind of prison. The justice system. Exactly. Yeah, that's right. You're just sitting in your jail completely free of desire. Yeah, they can't have that.

It's not really a punishment if you don't desire anything. And ideally we want you desiring to get out. To eat real food, yeah. You can't be astral projecting to a Denny's every night. One of the main things about prison is you want to be somewhere else. Yes, that's how they get you. Jokes on you, I am. Yeah, I'm actually in ancient ages right now. It's really smart, honestly. Oh, and ankle bracelet thing. I have to go to trial to prove my innocence due to a terrible divorce. So unfortunately I got the really short end of the stick of course.

Sure to a terrible divorce? I don't want to know any more details about that. I hate it when I draw the short the short the short short short short short short short short short short short short short short short short short short short short short the short the short the short the short the short the short the short the short to the to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to to to to too. too. to to to to to that. that. that. that. that. to that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. to that. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the. the the the the the the the tho. the tho. tho. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. theaa. thea. thea. thea. th short straw and yeah, I don't. It's not going to be something good. It's not. You get the house, I go to jail. I go to jail. Doesn't it sort of sound like a wacky movie premise? Like, you know, oh, I'll grant you the divorce if you'll wear this ankle monitor

for, I don't know, six months or whatever. And then, I don't know, something something, thua, thua, we thua, we thu thu thu thu thu, we can't, we can't, we can't thu, we can't thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, thi, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's tho, it's tho, it's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's, it's th. It's, it's th. It's th. It's th. It's, th. that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that,, you know, six months or whatever and and then I don't know something else we can we can write that part later but ankle monitor imposed by divorcing wife I feel like is that's a film. If you can stay in the house for six months without going to the Denny's I'll let you have partial custody. Like, the one's joke jokes on you. Pee-peel-peel-peel- A really fucked-up version of Mrs. Doutfire. I was thinking that, she doesn't know he's been astral projecting to the house the whole time. But she thinks there's a kindly ghost in the house that's like helping with the chores and stuff. Oh, it's actually Craig. He's a prison. Yep. Another one here.

Astral projection, brackets, Christian. No, no. I don't think you can do that. Well, that's the question, is it? Is astral projecting actually demonic as a Christian? Let's say you accidentally astral project, like I have done many times. I think that's having a dream. Yeah. Well, you get sleep paralysis and project unwillingly as a Christian.

As a Christian. As a Christian. This isn't technically your fault. Has anyone an opinion on this? Maybe? I think... Maybe. If you are astral projecting against your will, I don't think you have sinned. No, but I think that is demonic. Like, that's a demonic entity. Oh, it's demonic, but I don't think it's through your... demonic forces are working upon you. You are not the demon. Yes.

Yeah. Congratulations, you are not the demon. Although... It's the same thing as no-toctional emissions emissions emissions emissions themememememememememememememememememem, it is tho-tha, it's tho-tha, it's tho-t sleep paralysis, it's not your fault. If you have sleep paralysis and there is a demonic entity like sitting on your chest and everything, what did you do to invite him in there, you know? Were you doing something bad? Yes. He's saying she's sitting on my chest and I can't move, I can't go anywhere. That's right. It's a thick sleep paralysis demon holding you down, Theo. I'm stuck there. And RIP to to to to to to to to to to to to to that that that that that that that that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. I the. I the. I the. I theateateate. Ip. If theateate. If you have theate. If you have theate. If you have the. If you have the. I the. I can't go anywhere. That's right. It's a thick sleeper elephant team and holding you down, Theo.

And RIP to that one Japanese artist. Sometimes at night I feel like my wrists are being pinned to the mattress. Oh, before you hear, anyone projected to the future to see if there's flying cars, robots and such? Oh. I'm curious about this, but I have not done it. Not sure about the pros and cons of it. Has anyone here done this? How do you project to the future? Has anybody deliberately projected to the future as depicted in Futurama? Have we got tubes? Now there are two replies here, which I think really typify the two typespes typipes typipes typipes typipes typi typi typi typi typi typi typi typi typi tipi the-tha tha tha tha thaeui thaui thaes? Now there are two replies here which I think really typify the two types of replies that you get on the internet. This first one here. I post, I think may be possessed, a LG robot and spined the arms around

without a bounce from the store in a mowl. I was surprised to learn later that LG does make similar robots, wit a long vertical screen and a head on it. The one I took over had how ums and hands though. Maybe it was just a dream. I was with my dead cat as well, messing around. I feel like if you suggest that something that happened while you say you are astral projecting was a dream, you have to be banned from while you say you are astral projecting was a dream, you have to be banned from the subreddit because you are introducing the most dangerous idea possible to use people.

Or are you just not being serious? Yeah. Yeah, we all know what dreaming is. It's like the Mandela effect ones where it's like you can't say that you just remembered it wrong. You can't just say you had a dream about the LG robot that exists. You can't tell someone, hey, they did a brand change ten years ago. And the second reply here, which I think is maybe my favorite type of internet reply is someone saying, cars are bad, walkable cities are good. Yes, totally. Yeah, they won't be flying cars in cars their cars their cars their cars their cars their cars. their cars. their cars. their cars. their their their tha. tha. th. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that, that. that. that. that, that, that, th. they're the. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. the. the. the. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. the. They're the. the. They, totally. Yeah, they won't be flying cars in the future because we're

wait, that's real? Yeah. They used it as a way to say walkable. Oh God, that is the most. That's great. Urbanist thing I've ever. Like, I mean, I agree. It brought up.

Yeah. they, the things that happen are gonna be decided by what's good? Yeah. We know that they're not. Yes, I mean, that's what I was gonna say, is talking about pros and cons. I think one of the biggest cons would be projecting into the future and finding out there's nothing there.

That would be kind of a bummer. I don't want to see it, please. Yeah. to Mars. No. No, you did it. Unfortunately, you did not. You are in New York. Here's another one. Fermented skate liver oil, day eight. Huh? Fermented skate liver oil, day eight.

Okay. Skate liver. Skaet liver. The fish, yeah. Yeah. What's so special about its liver? Oh, you're gonna find out. Well, I think you need to ferment it for one. Sorry. I no longer require caffeine to function. Sick.

I wake up 5 a.m. for work at the first note played by my first alarm. Not my wife kicking me after I miss the 30th alarm. I've had four vivid dreams and I remember every detail when previously I haven't remembered any dreams. It's much easier to focus my intent on what I want to do throughout the day and remain positive. Meditation and relaxing, clearing my mind is much easier. Hitting the vibrational state comes in 20 minutes,

not two hours. I'm in a good mood, perpetually good mood, for no fracking reason. I'm generally not ever in a good mood. Whatever this stuff is, whatever is in it, it's working. This next part is in all caps. And this is day eight out of 80. It's barely begun to do what it intends to do with my body. Take this how you want, but it's working absolute wonders for me. You think the, uh, you think the oil oil oil oil oil oil oil oil oil oil oil oil oil oil oil the oil oil oil the oil the oil the oil the oil the oil the oil the oil the oil the oil the oil the oil the oil the oil the oil the oil the oil the oil the oil the oil the oil the oil think the oil from the liver of a fish has an intention?

I don't want to diagnose anyone on the internet with anything. No, we're not. I have bipolar disorder, right? I have bipolar disorder. Yeah, let's just take a break here to note that we are all severely mentally ill except for baby Andrew. Yeah, just just you know, sometimes you wake up and you feel really good and a lot of things that used to concern you don't

concern you anymore. Yeah and nothing will ever be bad ever again. No, and on your thoughts, they seem to kind of be racing somehow. Yeah, and you're also guided by like a unseen kind of like a spiritual force. Yeah, Fate is on your side. Yes. You are reality. Yeah. You're probably invulnerable right now. Like how fast could you drive? Oh yeah.

Take that cop's gun! I was wondering if maybe just like fermenting the liver of a skate is an undiscovered way to make meth. It might be. It might be something there that's really getting juiced. Yep. I got another one here.

Has any astral traveler disclosed Hitler's location? Yeah. Okay. We know where he, we do know where he was last. I will say that is one guy who we for sure know where he was. Yeah, we killed him. Yeah, well, we killed him. Yeah. Well, we created circumstances.

We created circumstances that killed him. Yeah. Well, yeah, here we go. This is the thrust of the question. If you can go to the past and future, someone must have seen Hitler's death or his supposed escape. Okay. Just tell me, I won't tell anyone. He's supposed to escape?

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it took some dead guys and a lot of dead dogs but we got there look we've we've got a rowing dead dogs at the ice to say why is it this working it'll break it'll break first we've we've got a long-term plan, but we're going to deal with Antarctica. Don't worry. People are finding out about the craziness that is Antarctica with the several theories on how it is the edge of the earth, brackets on a not-glob earth, how most of the fallen angels are living there and how Hitler was obsessed with the place, how there's probably Nazi armies there, and how Hitler was obsessed with the place. How there's probably Nazi armies there.

How some American admirals reported seeing flying sources and other advanced Nazi technology after the war, how you can't explore Antarctica after a certain limit established and you're always under supervision, how you can't fly over Antaq at all. They quote, fly over a stupid peninsula there that makes for a ridiculously small area even on a supposed globe, and about the most important question, how in the bloody hell did the world powers sign a deal in 1959 including the Soviet Union and the US during the heights of the Cold War?

These are all great questions. Why don't you hop in my car with me? And we will go and talk to some people about it. What does that have to do with astral projecting? to to to to to to to to to the to the to project the the the to project project project project project project project project project project project project project project project project project project project project project project project project project project project project project project project project project project project project project project project project project project project project project project to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to and talk to some people about it. What does that have to do with astral projecting? Well, here we go. So yesterday on my third astral projection I tried to project there, and as soon as I was walking through the ice, an insane burst of energy came,

and it got heavier and heavier to the point where I was forced to stop and go back to normal and cancel my projection. Pressing the off button on my projection. Yeah. I also saw a blurred face that only showed one eye. It felt like something kept telling me that I shouldn't be there even after I woke up and it became pretty difficult to sleep after that. Really? I would like to know whether this post was posted after the airing of True Detective Season 4. Hmm, good question. Which is set in Antarctica and has a thing with a one-eyed polar bear.

Alaska? Oh, is it set in Alaska? Sorry, Alaska, fuck. Shit! Functionally the same, I think. Shit! Don't write into correct this. If you were typing a fucking reply right now,

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the Cedimus three times now you can come here. Was it in Bolf? Because there's a lot of Bolf in the the first one that we did. Can we come to that? Gray aliens in the astral? Sure. Yeah. Makes sense that they can kind of traverse the warp? Yes. Just once. I would like it to be a different type of alien. It's always with grey aliens. the grey. the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. the th. th. th. the th. th. the the th. the the the th. the the the the th. the the tho. thiolome. thiolome. the tho. the the their their their their thoomom. thoom. thoom. thiolus. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the. the the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thea. th be a different type of alien. It's always the grey aliens. I think that's how they say it's real, because we all see the same alien, right? Yeah, Ben is a well-established grey alien lover. They're my favorite of the different types. Although I like the, there's these, the ones that were men. The little green men. I mean gray aliens are like the muse of aliens. They are, aren't they? Just bruel by this point. Background music.

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They're kind of malicious. They never smile, though. That's probably the funniest thing about them. No mouths. Smiling eyes. They know-sell it. They know. They're smiles.

The greats are smiling. Earlier today I had a dream where someone up with a memory wipe drug and was using it on people. Then I woke up and just sensed absolute pure evil. It's like what happens to you Lucy when Winston's in the room, am I right? That's right. Yeah, roasting. Then I had a dream I was running around at super speed. I even ran up and down a building like the flash does, which is really fun. Cool dreams. Not as much fun as flying though. Then this tractor beam, except I couldn't see it, picked me up and started dragging me somewhere. Whoever was behind it kept to the shadows. I got free by opening a portal below me and escaping through it.

Then I was in a store somewhere and again the front door opened some kind of tractor beam picked me up off my feet and started pulling me out the door. This has the ammo of the grays all over it. Typical grays. Those fucking greys! This is their usual bullshit. Yeah. Back on their bullshit. Wait, do you guys know about star seeds? Yes. Yes. Because I'm sensing a lot of overlap here that perhaps some of these people are also star seeds. We need to do a star seed up at some point I think. Libby you should come back for a star seed episode. I would love to. I, I was thinking as well that there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. There's. There's. their. There's. There's. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. the up at some point, I think. Libby, you should come back for a star seed episode. I would love to. I was thinking as well that there's a similarity in the vibes between this and like the Mandala effect subreddits?

Mandela? Mandela? Mandela? It used to be. Where, where like... Well, you're in the Mandela universe. Oh. Trying to figure out exactly what point I crossed over.

But like, the similarity and what must honestly be a fun way to live is that all of these people seem to share the trait where like, if I have perceived something in any way, shape, or format any point, whether that be remembering something or having a dream that is real to me, I'm going to talk to my friends online about it. Yes. If they like watch a movie that's about like the fallibility or intangibility of human memory, they just don't relate at all, they're like no, no, not me. No, everything's concrete. Seems weird, I just would remember it. Yeah, I did when I went to space the other day.

That's right, with the grays would sucken me out of a supermarket. Yeah, well, like, you know how you have perfect memories of everything that you saw when you were five. seem to believe. Yeah, yeah. And no, it's the same thing with the star seas. It's like, I think it's an inability to understand that you might not be all that special and so you come up with a whole sort of framework ideology. Like, you know, a way to believe that like, oh, actually, no, the way that I feel weird and stuff is because I am a fucking alien and not because I just feel slightly uncomfortable sometimes. I'm from another galaxy. Why do I feel like I don't fit in sometimes because it's like socializing is kind of hard or I have the perfect genes of a pleadian. Could go either way. It's one or the other yeah. I've run into them before and they tried the exact same thing. It was like the classic alien objections you see in the X-Files.

Weird, weird how it is like the one I've seen on TV. Isn't that strange? Really? Like the X-Files episode from 1997 is copying what I had in my dream. In 2024. It's like in the X-F, except it takes place in the Astral. My guess is they don't like me very much because I know about the whole reincarnation scam. Not a scam. Yes. They are not able to influence me in the Astral.

I ran into some chick in the Astral a while back who to told me they weren't going to let me go. She meant that they didn't want me to stop reincarnating. Well, too bad, because I'm not coming back to this godfors for this godfors. I sense the same kind of evil from her lifetime. These entities would have you keep coming back here over and over again and I'm not having it when I drop dead I'm out of here and I'm not coming back. Okay. Honestly it seems like everything is fine then. Like you seem to have your whole shit together you know you feel like I got it under control. Yeah you're not worried about it. You're breaking the cycle. Yeah, I like that you called this one really far in advance, Theo. This guy is breaking free of the wheel of Sems.

Yeah. I am out. Fuck y'all. Yeah, all that, but the haters and losers are in his dreams like, fucking flatworm. Drag him down. No I won't. Plus you suck. Plus I wasn't even asking. Ratio, goodbye. Fuck you, I'm out of here. I'm going nowhere. My soul is done.

Checking out. Is there a way to use astral projection to locate your soulmate? Oh. Exactly as the title says. I wonder if there's a way to use AP to locate to locate to locate to locate to locate to locate the soul to locate the soul to locate your yourmate. Oh. Exactly as the title says. I wonder if there's a way to use AP to locate other souls and if you can use it to locate your soulmate, question mark, then they've made a sort of an emoticon here with a colon and a zero sort of like a wide open mouth, like a, ah, ah,

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I actually had a dream some time ago that on Earth in the future there was an actual new global holiday that was a cross between Day of the Dead and Valentine's Day, where for one day the astral realm and our realm collided and during this time you could locate your soulmate or talk with the dead as casual as a Sunday brunch. I forgot the holiday was called, but if that happens like that one episode of Cora where she opened the spirit gates, Lamau, I'll the the the the th, I I I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I'd th, I'd thus thus the, the, the, thus thus the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the the the the the the the their, their, their, their, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the, the, the, the theeeeeeeeeeeean, thean, thean, theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, the, La Mow, I'd be thrilled. Okay. You just had a dream. All right. No, I'm not... He's just had a dream.

Let's not pile on this person. I think this is genuinely a very lovely question and a nice sentiment. They've just maybe traced it in the manner of a younger person. There is... It has a loser stink all over it. That is a cartoon. They've done two little updates to this one, so edit one here. There are many definitions of soulmate. This post is not about any particular one type. Okay.

Just want to head off a very angry discussion of non-denominational soulmate. And here is the second edit where I think they might also be trying to head off some comments here. I swear to God if I get another comment about love yourself or soulmates aren't real. I'm just going to start blocking and reporting. One, you don't know if they exist or don't. You literally can't prove it. Two, telling someone to love themselves is dismissive and rude as fuck, believe it or not. Humans fundamentally need each other. Love is a shared social responsibility.

Humans need to support each other. That is how we survive to begin with. We are social creatures. If someone doesn't receive love, they will become starved. They are no less deserving of being loved from someone who isn't starved. It's about holding each other up, weigh bullshit every man for himself mentality. Stop being a bystander to abuse. Help a guy up and show love to your fellow humans instead of kicking them in the teeth. Yes, yes, that's what I'm talking about. Yeah, tell them.

Oh, very true. A little bit. A little bit. Yeah, the scope, a little anime, yeah. But I mean, obviously that was kind of sitting there, those feelings for a little while. We could all stand to be nicer to each other, I think. Yeah, we could, particularly online. Yeah, especially on the internet. Not us, not when we're talking about people. That's different. Nice to be nicer to be funny. That's the only kind of comedy there is.

Yeah, that's part of the job. My uncle, Astral projected to my school. Oh. What? Uncle at school. We got uncle in school. Anyone's uncle? Is that anybody's uncle?

They have a special code for when this happens, and I've expected uncle at school. Everyone remembers. The more doesn't say my soul has to stay 100 meters away from school. Okay. His ankle bracelet is beeping like hell in his house. Everybody remembers that day back at school.

Everybody's going crazy. There's an uncle out of relation to the floating around. Uncle on the oval! There's an uncle on the oval! Uncle's got stuck in the library. Poor substitute teachers trying to get everyone to sit down. They don't have a hope. Everybody's got uncle-with us. You've all seen an uncle before, come on. Come out and touch the uncle. My uncle, Ashral projected to my boarding school last year. He told me this just two days ago with precise and specific details of his astral projection journey. He told me he teleported to my school during his AP state, so it wasn't required for him

to manually fly over there or anything. He was just there. He told me the exact details of the boarding school, how the building is, the color, the halls, the people, and he said I was in my dormitory room playing on my laptop, which I always did back then. He told me you can do anything, and nothing is limitless or impossible in astral projection, as long as your brain believes in it, it will work. Wait, nothing is limitless. Astro-projected byboarding school. I think your uncle maybe just went to your school, or he's doing an uncle prank on you, which is quite funny.

Yeah, classic Mark style wind up that. Yeah. This is UP, not AP. Uncle projection? I think he saw your alien wear gaming laptop and made a pretty good gas that you're on that fucker like 18 hours a day. Hey you know how you never get off that laptop. I have one more here to close us out. The heading here, my uncle can do astral projection and why he can invite me to get out of

my body while I sleep. Oh, come on. You never, you never want your uncle. My uncle can do astral projection and why he can invite me to get out of my body while I sleep? Oh, come on. You never want your uncle to invite you to leave your body with it. So there is more info in the body text here. My uncle can do astral projection and why he could invite me to get out of my body while I sleep? Oh, that's it. Sorry, yeah, that's all of it. Yeah. What is it with the uncles? Yeah. Why are uncles so with an astral projecting? A little bit of uncle magic. The uncle brain is perfectly suited to astro projection. It is like if any family member is going to astral project, it's probably an uncle, right? Yeah, 100% but on international uncles day, we celebrate that the first astral projectors

were uncles, and the bulk of astral projection work has been done by uncles, and he's being done by uncles now. Thanks, uncles. Yeah. Thank you, uncles. Thank you, uncles. Thank you. That was definitely an episode of the podcast. Buntavista. Libby, thank th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th th th think that was definitely an episode of the podcast. Buntavista, Libby, thank you so much for joining us. Oh, thank you for having me. What a blast. Where else can people find you if they would like to do that, which they will? They fucking better. Twitch. Tw.T.T.T.

T. Libtrom is where I am streaming a few times a week. So come on over and join the crazy party. That's nuts over there, I've heard. That's it for us for this week. Freemium Free Brewery is over. If you want two episodes a week, you have to give us money. And if you don't want two episodes a week, man, it's free, brother. Take it. It is yours. And if you don't want two episodes a week. Man it's free brother. Take it. It is yours. And if you don't want more because you think this is too much, do not tell us. We do not want to hear about it. Keep that to yourself, please. We are very sensitive.

Let's all be kinder to each other. Everyone's battling like something you don't know about. Yeah. We're social creatures. We need to support each other. It's how we even survive to begin with. If we don't have love, we'll literally die. Love is the main thing. Love is the only thing. Love and uncles. Yeah, love and uncles.

There's only two things we need. You see someone who has no love or no uncles in their life? That's a sad guy. Hey you know if I have an uncle, you have an uncle. Yes. Yes. Yes. As long as there are people without uncles, I have no uncles.

Yeah. The uncle shared is an uncle doubled. And if you don't have an uncle, I'll be your uncle. That's their show's promise to you. The point of this to find an uncle program. We're out of here. See you next week. Bye. I'm fullytrying to cover the thing.