Boonta Vista - EPISODE 338: La Petite Orgasm

Episode Date: March 17, 2024

Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The hidden history of mankind as revealed by your 5-year-old, an update on the state of American fashion, and another look into the mind-bending world of horking down handfuls of nutmeg. *** Get the Boonta Vista album here: https://boontavista.bandcamp.com/album/the-boonta-vista-experience ***

Hello and welcome to Puntavista, episode 338. I am Ben and something truly wondrous has happened. Me and the other neighborhood kids were hanging out in the woods like we do every night. We discovered a strange alien creature. We were pretty scared at first, but after we got to know him, we realized he's lost and scared and got left there by his family by mistake. We call him Al, short for alien life form. Al really wants to get back to his home planet, but he wants to have a little bit of fun first. We found out that the only food he could eat is cigarettes because everything else

makes him sick. Oh except for beer as well, which he says makes him feel better, because something in the earth atmosphere makes him sick if he doesn't have a beer every half hour or so. We're not old enough to buy cigarettes or beer, so Al asked us to steal as much as we could from our parents. But when we ran out, he used his special alien powers to teach us how to shop lift them from convenience stores. So now he has all the beer the beer the beer the beer the beer the beer the beer the beer the beer the beer he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he has th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thinks thinks thinks thi th. th. th. th. th. th. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th is th is thinks thinks thinks thinks thinks thinks thinks thinks thinks thinks thinks thinks thinks thinks thinks thinks thinks thinks thinks thinks thinks thinks thinks thinks thinks thinks thinks thinks thinks thinks teach us how to shoplift them from convenience stores. So now he has all the beer and cigarettes he needs and he's not as angry at us anymore. Al loves gambling too. We didn't think it would be possible but Al used his crazy alien powers to sneak us into the dog track and we spent a whole day lifting notes out of guys and laying down bets on the dogs and finding more beer and cigarettes for Al obviously because he got on a losing streak and that started to make him feel sick again.

Al really loves strip clubs too. He told us he'd never seen a human before, but he really loves looking at their bodies, especially he says if they're a nude broad with big, big jugs who's shaking her shit on her stage and she's loving it. Al told us this teaching us how to go through a whole car park looking for a car that's unlocked so we could maybe steal it if they left the keys in there or just to take some of their shit to sell it a pawn shop and get our little dick holes back to the dog track. With me is Al it's thi thi thio it's, th-it, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, thi, thi, th-a, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thiii, thii definitely from like another planet, right? Ugh. Yeah, like, you know, you know, like space and stuff.

Ugh. You know, like, space and stuff. Oh, there. You're doing all right, pal? You've been with another beer? You seem to be struggling. You always know how to find a nudie man. Owl's getting, I was getting a bit weird. I was feeling weird. It's crazy that we look so similar, like that you're from a completely different planet. Yeah, well.

So, like, it's an evolution, right right like you'd expect if it works once and you know I like I like looking at not the not the dirty magazines you guys like looking at too isn't that funny wow it really a beautiful lesson for us to learn as teens I think Twins maybe that even though there teeds, I think, Twiens maybe. But even though there's a gulf between... Are you in the same solar system or a different galaxy? Yeah. And now I'm from...

I'm from... Epilogue 4, SG. Yeah, yeah. And that's, where is that? It's in the humbucker system. And yet we have so much in common. Wow, that's so beautiful. Yeah, you got any wet rags, I'm starting to get stinky under here. Give myself a little dab before I go to the club. Also with me is the government scientist task with either bringing Al in to a containment facility or just shooting him in the head because he's pretty nasty. It's Andrew. Hi Andrew. Hey, if he doesn't give me a beer, I'm shooting the fucker. Yeah. Honestly, you know how many of the beers I've had that you guys have been rounding up all day?

Fucking one. Which government agency do you work for? Can't really tell you about that. I thought that would have been pretty obvious. You don't have like a uniform or like a badge or anything. Kids, if you go behind the strip go out there to smoke. I'm from the Department of Child Services. Sometimes. Gotta look out for these guys.

I'm waiting for their shift to end. I'm imagining him as just sort of a nude man who's about four feet tall, then he's from Jersey, I think. Pictureing Danny DeVito. Oh yeah, I'm kind of pictthink. Picturing Danny DeVito. Oh yeah, I'm kind of picturing New Jersey, Danny DeVito. Hey, imagine having a crazy paranormal experience, like becoming best friends with Al. That would be something that we would maybe cover in Paranormal Watch.

It's time for Paranormal Watch. much. Unbelievable. We don't have a stinger for that one. We should really include aliens in the crypted theme now that I'm thinking about it. Yeah, because that's a really good theme. Yeah, it's a good theme. And we forgot about it. Well, no. Does the crypted theme have the word crypted in it anywhere? No, I definitely think it's more of a kind of paranormal watch.

Yeah. You know, kind of vibe. Yep. Lessons learn. This is from R slash experiences. Wait, sorry. Not experiences. It's people having experiences.

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I don't, but I know a lot of people who do. Pretty into food. Ah, this is foodies. Uh, from us, such experiences. My kid told me about Earth's history. Anyone have kids that revealed more knowledge than they should possess? Hmm. Here we go. Yeah, it's because I've been teaching them. Tell them about all sorts of shit.

They're teaching them about the world. It's a jungle out there. Come here kids, look at this. This is a dead dog. This is what life is. We're all going to end up like this. So my owl is Australian for some reason. Oh, you little bastards. You little shit's come over and check this shit out. We've got to go put down a couple of pineapples on the trots. Ha ha ha ha. Another experience asked me to share what my five-year-old child shared with me about Earth's history. So here it is. I have not discussed my views on NHI. I actually don't know what that is it in the time.

Non- heterosexual interactions. That's right. Non-hetronomative intercourse. Yeah. I'm talking about scissoring, am I right? Are you? Let's give our thoughts real quick. I've not discussed my views on NHI or whether Earth's known history was accurate with my

five-year-old for obvious reasons. But one day the child shared the following, brackets, I'm using they in place of she pronouns to help hide the identity in case someone figures out my egoic identity. You don't want the government getting a hold of this information, you know. Yes, that's right. However, they do not identify as a they. So they're just, they're making pains to stress that their child knows the hidden history of mankind, but is not non-binary. You'd hate, you'd hate for them to reveal the gender of their child so that the intelligence agent

reading this can then discard 150 million files. We don't need to look through those. They're definitely part of this pile. Narrow it down with these clues. Without prompting it completely out of the blue, my kids said that they were upset with satin for keeping us here for so long. Typical satin. When I asked for an explanation, they said that they wanted to go back to the way things

used to be. My kid wasn't able to articulate too much on this, but then continued. They said they remember fighting invading lizards from space and that we were losing. So they made huge explosions to try and destroy them, but we lost. They indicated the huge explosions were nuclear explosions after I showed a generic nuclear explosion photo. Are you talking about the origin stories of Scientology? Is your child a Scientologist? Yeah, I don't think that happened on Saturn. Oh, well, Saturn's Gasoline. No, I mean, it's Gashton. It doesn't. It doesn't. It doesn't. It doesn't. It doesn't. It doesn't. It doesn't. It doesn't. It doesn't. It doesn't. It doesn't. It doesn't. It doesn't. It doesn't. It doesn't. It doesn't. It doesn't. It doesn't. It doesn't. It doesn't. It doesn't. It doesn't. It doesn't. It's. It's. It's the the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. It's. It's. It's.... No, I mean it's gas-deme. It doesn't stand to reason.

There's so many holes in this child's story. I had the impulsive thought the other day. Did they, if you went into a gem store, do you reckon they'd let you try the crystals before you buy them? I think they would definitely let the the the thluce the the the the thuuuuuil thuil the thuil the the the the the the might be encountering as you hold them. I think a little juice for them free of charge. They're like a long-term benefit crystals I think. But if you manage to strike up a good conversation with someone at a crystal store, you can probably

get like an hour or two, like if it's a really good conversation. Yeah, like you're really charming. Just a little recharge. Yeah, and you walk out. Like how they give they give they give they give they give they give they give they give they they they their their they their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I. I their. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I their their their their their their their their their their th. I. I th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll the. the. the. thea. thea. th. thea. thea. th. thea. the. the. the. thethey give free refills at Hungry Jacks or whatever. Yeah, except you never purchased a crystal in the first place. Yeah, I'm gonna put that back on the shelf. Oh, I'm assuming that seven dollars for an amethyst, no thank you. Yeah, I'm assuming that while you're having this hour-long conversation Ben, you are like holding a large crystal in each hand. Yes, gripping them, discreetly, but the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the ci. Yeah, the ci. Yeah, the ci. Yeah, their their their their their the ci. Yeah, the ci. Yeah, the ci. Yeah, the ci. Yeah, the ci. Yeah, the ci. Yeah, the ci. Yeah, the ci. Yeah, the ci. Yeah, the ci. Yeah, the ci. Yeah, their their their their their their their their theirci. Yeah, their their th. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, th hand. Yes, gripping them tightly. Discreetly, but tightly. Yeah.

You're keeping a big carnelian in each hand and you're trying to absorb as much as you possibly can while having a chat. You know what, actually, I would say you've got to get them talking. You've got to find something that's clearly they've been waiting to express to someone else., to be like, to be like, to be like, to be like, to be to be to be to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to be to be to be to be to be to be to. Yeah. You gotta find something that's clearly they've been waiting to express to someone else. And be like, oh, hey, you like crystals? Hey, I've been meaning to ask actually.

Um, did you? Did you design the layout of the store? Because this is beautiful. I would love to know your thought processed in the furniture choices here, and really drilled down in detail. a to be like, to be to a little more obvious but you've been more subtle. I'm picking up a big piece of rose courts while I say, so immigration? Good? Just giving them really long complicated would you rather questions? I'm soaking up so much positive energy. They said that they, I think this is either the lizards or satin, I'm unclear at this point, or the kid who is being

de-identified, yeah. Yes, that's right. The gendered but non-specific child, they said they took our abilities away and that quote, I'm sad that I can't do what I used to be able to do. Yeah, I'm also sad about that. Yeah, because my knees are sore. My shit's all fucked. Used to be able to slut drop. Can't do that anymore. This child also likes monsters, but they say they are misunderstood, saying that you can't look at the outside, you have to look at the inside to know if they're mean. That's right,. Someone's been watching Pixar's propaganda films, I see.

Don't look at me from my exterior. I got a fucking heart of gold kids. I'm a sweetie under all this. I'm a scared and confused alien boy. Under all this fucking filth. I'm lost because of my... I'm lost because of and my AT dad if they took off. Help me get home. The child has a pretty advanced consciousness, and also what most would call them imaginary

friends. I'm calling them that right now. Yep, they are not real. I tend to think that they have an open third eye and can see beyond normal sight. This kid is also bright and finished the elementary school math curriculum in the first grade, but I don't know if that's relevant. I mentioned the consciousness third eye and intellectual capabilities because in some ways they are a child, but they are spiritually advanced in a way that doesn't

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the wife and get at the beers. Like it's... It's... It's really funny because like he crash lands through the roof of the Tanner family and they're like, oh my god he's an alien species and he's like, yeah, what's up? Hey, everybody. Oh, it's fucking crazy how it came through the roof, huh? And he's just speaking English, and he's very horny about Willie Tanner's wife. And nobody is like, how are you speaking English? Why do you have an American accent?

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Yeah, I think my name was Al Bondi. But here's the thing, my vehicle could only travel along in contact with the ground. Isn't that crazy? Yeah. Anyone else have kids that shared information slash experiences that they shouldn't possess based on their age? It seems like whatever is interacting with me is also interacting with some of my kids? That's you, you're interacting with your kids.

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This is real. Just an awesome way to just immediately show yourself as the world's most gullible man to the rest of the of the community. I might maybe get my psychic powers back if you buy Xbox for me. Yeah. If I get a PlayStation I reckon I could maybe see past lives. Oh shit, I better get you a both. One of each just in case. There's a reply here that I thought was very illuminating. I just wanted to say, I've heard other parents speak of these kinds of experiences, and they call their kids star children. Yes!

A new generation of more advanced humans. They sound truly gifted. My child's experience was something different. When he was three and a half to four years old he started making detailed drawings of World War II combat. There were fierce battles with planes, tanks, guns, and bombs. How old? Three and a half to four. The kids cannot draw it three and a half to four. You are 100% assigning meaning to literal streaks of paint. I've got a star child by the way,

and I've also got a regular child. I gotta tell you. It's a star child from planet shit. Yeah. It's okay for us to make fun of one of these kids for being rude by the way. Yeah, we don't know which one. It could be either of them. It's either of them. It's fine. It's either of my children.

And if you list each of this because your old dad has died, it was neither of you. You were both angels. Beautiful, perfect. Angels that certainly did not throw up all over the couch and the bed yesterday. Yeah, that's right. Besides these not looking like the random the random random random random random random random random random random random random random random random the random random the random the random the random the random the random the random the random the random the random the random the random the random the random the random and the bed yesterday. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. Besides these not looking like the random art of a small child, it was incredible detail and he had drawn planes from the point of view of someone on the ground

seeing one coming towards them. He drew tanks for details that I could not have done. He also described sounds of explosions and asked me to write them down, such as POW, bang, boom. He was also doing these drawings in preschool, which caused an upset. The teachers approached me and asked if I was letting him watch war movies or other violent content. Absolutely not. He seemed to need to draw these images most urgently as if they were memories. He needed my help because he didn't know the alphabet yet, but the images were very clear. Couldn't help but wonder if he was recalling a past life.

I thought so, and let him express himself. Yeah, he's recalling his past life. Oh, yes, I remember I was in this crazy battle fighting against the dastardly Americans and the hideous British. We were in a beautiful old city and the Russians were closing in on one side, the Americans on the other. I had the most stylish outfit that you have ever seen. This is amazing.

Tragically I had to take my own life. I was really mad for some reason. I feel like I was underground. I'd honestly rather be doing drawings of dogs and Alas, duty told me away. Every time he draws a mountain landscape he points it towards me to ask, you think this is good right? Like this is good? Like it's not bad. Like it's okay. You think I could do this for a living? Or should I get kind of resentful? Do you think? Hopefully this sort of brain is not representative

of the general population. But there is a way that we could find out, we could do that via poll. It's time for the poll report. The world the worlden the world Mistel, there will the'am theen theen theen

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Oh well, it's a poll that's going around at the moment of like different countries around the world whether they positively or negatively view America. And like of the countries polled, Australia was like the second most negative view of Americans. Really? Yeah, explains a lot of this podcast. But the most American favoring country on that list was Poland. By like a massive percentage, like 4% of Polish people view America unfavorably. Wow. Yeah. Pretty interesting. That's crazy. I would have thought that Australia would be way higher on the sucking America's dick ladder,

you know? Yeah, you would have thought, I guess that's just... I mean like, yeah, we're one of those countries where like we kind of get so, we import so much of our culture from them, you know, just in terms of the movies we watch and the the music. Yeah, you think. But, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but th th th th th th th th th th th th thi, but thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thin, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, they they they the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Wow, th. Wow, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thou, thi. Wow, thou, th. th. th. thi. thou. th. they. they. they. th. th. they, the movies we watch and the TV and all that kind of jazz, all the music. Yeah, but no, it's Poland. Yeah, well done. Poland. Poland. This, however, is a different poll. This is from UGov. I think it was taken at the end of last year. This is a percentage of favorable versus unfavorable views of fashion trends in the United States of America. Just sort of taking the temperature of how people feel about things. So the single most favorable item on the list, flannel

shirts. 63% favorable. Eight percent unfavorable, 28 undecided and 1% never heard of them. A third of people who just can't make up their mind. Maybe it's good. Maybe it's not. It's timeless the flannel shirt, isn't it? It is enduring, isn't it? Yeah, really makes sense. Anthony Fentano, it's really onto something. Oh, you can wear it in a tidy style, in a relaxed style. Yeah, it can be a grungy look, it can be like a... It can be business or it can be pleasure. It can be lumberjacking, you know?

It could be pleasure flannel. Uh, boot cut pants, 45% favorable. Serious. Yeah, that's a high, high percentage for the bootcut gene. Bootcut jeans, people showing up. The bootcut jeans got shooters, six shooters. I think in America, there's probably like, I think the red states are holding up that percentage of the bootcut pan. I think substantially probably. Boot cut fans hold up 45% in the sky. Correct, that's right.

15% viewed them unfavorably. 31% undecided, 8% not sure what they are. Ripped jeans, 33% favorable. Yep. I think they're coming back. I think we had a love affair with them in the 2000s in the 90s, then we got out of them and now they're back zoom is doing them. I'd actually, I'd like more detail about this, right? Because I think ripped jeans come

in a lot of different forms and my approval is going to base on the form. There's, there's genes that have naturally worn through at the knees or wherever. That's that's the best. That's the time-less look. Yeah. There's jeans where a teenager wanted ripped jeans and they've cut a hole and made a tear and it's it's clean, it's artificial, it's terrible. Nobody's happy about that. Then there's the kind of jeans that you wear, perhaps you are going to a nightclub in Sydney and you have like a series of rips up and down the thighs. There's maybe some bleaching. Yes. You've got your best popped collar polo on with them. Yes, definitely my image of ripped jeans if we're doing about a fashion trend. Yeah. You remember Jays in like the 2000s where it was just all all pre-ripped jeans and your

parents if you bought a pair would be like what are you buying ripped jeans for you? You're like shut up you don't understand. Yeah. And now I think that now I believe that. What are you buying ripped jeans for you? You tell me someone at the factory had to rip these for you? What's the co-preipped? Trucker hats? 24% favorable. Wow. 30% unfavorable.

33% undecided, 12% never heard of them. The world is turning on Ben. I guess. I thought tugggy. Are they chuggy? Am I chuggy? I hope not. I think they're also a reasonably timeless thing. Yeah, yes. Frankly. Bucket hats.

Twenty-two percent favorable. Thirty-one percent unfavorable. thirty percent undercide. Weeck. We tuc- bucket hats like like weedus? Yeah, like weedus? Like weedus? Yeah, perhaps one of the Gallagher brothers on stage in an oasis show. I feel like there's been a specific type of bucket hat wearing young person that has existed forever, like regardless of what the trends were, there was someone in a bucket hat and they all had one thing in common. They were really annoying. Like wedus? like. Like. Like. Like? Like? Like? Like? Like? Like? Like? Like? Like, like? Like, like? Like, like? Like, like? Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their thus, like weedus? Weedus? Weedus? Likeus? Like, like wettus? Like, like wettus? Like, like their their their the a bucket hat and they all had one thing in common. They were really annoying.

Like Wheatis? Like Weedus? I'd like the guy. No, I'm not thinking of Weedis. I'm thinking the guy from Weedis does have bucket hat. I'm thinking uh, new radicals. You're thinking get what you give by the new radicals. Yeah, by new radicals. He's wearing a bucket hat on the cover and throughout the song and then at some point he takes his hat off and you're like, oh I see why you have the hat. That's a really annoying fucking bucket hat. That's that's a, that's a, ah. Is that a pinstripe bucket hat in two colors? No, no, sorry. It's just caught the light there. You know, a good song though.

He's got, he's got the same bucket hat and two colours. Thank you for the back and me up on that. I mean, it's fine. If it came on I wouldn't get mad at it. There are like certain nostalgia songs from that period where if they come out of the today's the sound effects from the fucking, from the video clip or whatever into the song. That might be like one of the single lamest things they did in the 90s.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Lastly, popped collars. 16% favorable. How the mighty have fallen. I mean that's still what, one in six Americans being like, yeah, yeah, I flipped that shit up and it looks fucking great. Don't.

34% were unfavorable, 31% I decided, 19%, completely unfamiliar with the concept of popping that collar up. Do you know, so here's a little bit of of zeitgeist synergy for some reason, the song Murder on the Dance Floor has been, what's the deal? Why is that in Australian the zeitgeist of the amount? It's because it features, it's Sophia Baxter, yeah it's it's Bex, it's because at the end of the movie Saltburn with Barry. It's Sophie Ellis Baxter, right? Yeah, it's it's Bexx. Bexster. Bexster, sorry.

It's because at the end of the movie Salt Burn with Barry Cowan, there is a scene that plays out wordlessly and plays the entirety of Murder on the Dance, the Dance floor. Which is why? Murder on the dance floor. And then it has subsequently become a tick-trinick-trin, tick-tick-tod-tod-tod-tod-tod-tod-tod-tod-tod-tod-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-o- tick-tock trend. So, do you know who wrote Murder on the Dance Floor? Was it you? Co-wrote Sophie Ellis Baxter with Greg Alexander of the Bucket Hat from the New Radical.

That's crazy, it's all connected. It is all connected. Wow, only Al can show you the connections like this, but he can only do it after he's had a second beer in half an hour, you know? That song's such as well. That song's piss. I hate it. But they're on the dance floor. Yeah, it's just annoying. I don't know what it is. Doesn't have the source for me. It doesn't have the, there's no groove to it. If you put on Madison Madison. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. T. T. T. T. T. It's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their. It's their. It's the the the the the the the so. the the the so. their the the so. the their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the. the the the the the. the the the. the the the the's no groove to it. If you put on Madison Avenue's Don't Call Me Baby, oh. I'm gonna be shaking my little, my little boot. I'm gonna be cutting it up on the dance floor. I'd love to watch you cut it up on the dance floor so much. Not out of meanness, not because I think it would be bad.

I just want to see you which I would cut it up on the dance floor. I would have to spike your drink with such a specific cocktail of drugs and one beer. Absolutely crazy. You must have danced at your wedding. Oh, under juress. Are you not a not a public dancer? No, I think Caitlin was wearing the duress. Oh, you are. I don't think Taylor was wearing the duress. Oh, you!

Oh! No! I don't think I am. So spurious. Did you guys do a, like a choreographed? Oh God. No, we just sort of like shuffled backwards and forwards for upwards of like 40 seconds until a bunch of relatives rushed onto the dance floor and went, yeah.

How do you make it so that it's like, I like the first dance thing a little, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, it so that it's like, because I like the first dance thing a little, but I think it should be like five seconds where it's just you guys and then immediately everyone's given the signal. Yes. Like straight away, basically you walk out, you go shuffle once, shuffle twice. Ideally. Do you remember the song Theo? Yeah it was kick by Inexcess. Okay. I think. I was trying to remember if I can remember what my one was. Hmm. Wow. Neither of you

going down there. Your first ads was to. No, I remember, look, I'll be honest. Getting married, a bit of a well wind. The day of the wedding, there's a lot on and it keeps happening and it goes and goes I'm pretty sure I think in my memory I am conflating the song that played in our on our first dance with the song that played like after we said I do and then everybody claps and then you got to like stand around and sign your little marriage certificates of the celebrant stuff I was I'm in love by Wilson Pickett oh okay so check this out walking down the aisle talking starifle by by Sugar Ross you know what I knew that and I don't know whether this is because you've told me before or because I assumed. Multiple people crying. Yeah, oh my god, you played Siguros like while she's walking down the

aisle is like cheating and I've seen it at like two or three weddings now and people are just like bursting into tears. I'm crying. Everyone's crying because it fucking works. On the way out, one thi. Fantastic. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, thi, thi, thi. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, because it fucking works. On the way out, one day like this by elbow. Yes. Fantastic. Uplifting. So good. Hey, just back to the poll report for a second. I want to throw a theory at you, Ben.

Which is, what if the favorability ratings here correspond directly with someone who's having an entire outfit described to them, right? So let's say, how favorably are you picturing this person as I describe them to you in sequence? Oh yeah, he's wearing a flannel shirt and you're like, yeah, that's fine. He's got bootcut jeans on. Okay. Yeah it's strange. The jeans are ripped. Yeah. He's wearing a trucker hat. And on top of that trucker hat. And a bucket hat. And his collar is popped. Do you like this guy? Average American man? Would you hang out with this guy? This makes me think of the...

It's like a limmy sketch through describing like the most annoying thing possible. That's this guy. Maybe they were trying to figure out what like Joe Biden should wear for a state of the union. Like no, the approval ratings going down to the thirty pull back you know what I thought this guy was a total pussy but when I saw him come out on stage wearing ripped bootcut jeans he's got a von Dutch trucker cap on fucking hell he's got a tight tipolo with the collar popped Joe Biden's got a custom chain wallet this isn't your grandpa grandpa this isn't your grandpa cool grandpa are you tired of paying nothing for the same old superior quality free episodes of the

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I'm like itching for another edition of the tripping report. This comes to us from Errowood user, Baz. You know Baz gets into it. Oh, Baz up to his classic shit. That's right, folks. We're coming back for another look into the experience of ingesting way the fuck too much ground nutmeg. Baz says, bought 30 gramstoo much ground nutmeg. Baz says, bought 30 grams of fresh ground nutmeg.

I dropped some of the nutmeg. Now I believe they mean on the floor. Like literally just spilled up. Oh, okay. Yeah, Baz, you fuck up. I dropped some of the nutmeg. So weighed the remaining and had 25 grams left. You dropped five fucking grams of your precious nutmeg.

Yeah, street value, $400,000. That's right. I really want to know, I really want to know if these guys are using like, a little container of like ground nutmeg in the master foods thing from Woolworths, or if they're buying the nutmeg themselves, getting the microplane out. Make a little pile nutmeg in the master foods thing from Woolworths or if they're buying the nutmeg themselves getting the microplane out Making a little pile nutmeg. I've read a couple where they are doing it from whole But I think mostly it's just people buying ground nutmeg you'd want to be doing it fresh, I I knew this stuff tasted horrible so I emptied out some old capsuels and packed the nutmeg into them

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Yeah. You know? I wanted to come up at around 1 p.m. while out at the mall where I was meeting my friends. So I set my alarm for 8.30 a.m. Terrible idea. Your friends are like, oh fuck, Baz is here. Did you actually invite him or did you just mention that we were going? Is he?

Does he smell like nutmeg? Smells a lot like nutmeg. It smells a lot like nutmeg. All I wanted to do is go out with my friends shopping for some ripped boot cut jeans. And here's fucking baze He's fucking Baz sticking up. Did he wear in a bucket hat? Oh. Only 16% of us approve of that.

My experience is as follows. 8.30 a.m. Saturday morning. Took all 30 capsules containing 25 grams of nutmeg. He's just like making a shaking noise when he walks around. I mean, even the process of doing that, how many pills do you reckon you could swallow it once easily? Five. Zero. I'm gagging on everyone on his backpots. I'm gonna have such a great day. Here we go, first pill. It's stuck in there. Huck!

My kids are old enough to take tablets now instead of like the liquid medicine? great day here we go first pill it's stuck in there hurrah My my kids are old enough to take tablets now instead of like the liquid medicine that you give to them you know and um I can't wait for that the liquid medicine is has the exact color and consistency of come it's They should make it blue the blue change your medicine. Make it pink or something for fuck sake. Yeah. Um. You ever spill like a bunch of it on the floor.

Oh, you posted a photo of that the discord the other day and I could not figure out for the life for me what the fuck was happening in your life. God damn. So yeah, uh, and the other day we like gave one of our kids a panadol and it was it was one of the kind of more cylindrical shaped tablet, still a tablet, not a capplet or whatever. And she's just gone, gump, gah, and dry swallowed this big huss of pandoll. I was like, what are you doing? She's like, it's fine, I can do it. It's like, he can. You don't have to, you know?

Give yourself a treat, just a little mouthful of water. God damn. 12 p.m. started to feel very lightheaded, and my body felt light as if I could easily jump over a car. Try it, try it, motherfucker. 130 p.m. I want to know if he's at the jeans store yet. Really starting to come up getting very, very, very strong waves. This is five hours after he has had the pills.

Yeah, but nailed it timing wise. Yeah, he's good. This guy's a probe. This guy's thought ahead. I was finding it extremely hard to stay conscious. I started to get quite anxious, kept thinking I was having a heart attack, and considered phoning for an ambulance. That's how you know, you're having a good time. People love it when you're doing that at the shops, by the way. People love it when you're doing that at the shops, by the way. People love it when you show up experiencing waves of, I don't know, euphoria, disconnection, and then start to nod off in the food court or whatever. Has he made it to the shops yet, do you think?

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guess if you've taken a bunch of nutmeg which is not a normal thing to do. What is normal? What is normal? What is normal which is not a normal thing to do. What is normal? What is normal? It's natural. It comes from the ground. It comes from the ground, yes. You can't make it illegal.

It comes in a hard, very difficult to get down seed. You were meant to have it. Yeah, God gave us nutmeg and microplanes. That's right. Five PM. Fuck. The timelines on these are so crudling, dude. It's just stupid.

And there's like nothing in between? Like, at least when you, well, at least, when you take acid, like, it lasts for a long time, but there's also a, you know. The whole time, yeah, you're like, oh shit, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, the, the, the, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. th. time, but there's also a, you know. The whole time you're on ass. The whole time, yeah, you're like, oh shit. I'm finding some new stuff out about the world or whatever. And a bunch of different shit is happening all the time. You walk into a different room and you're all of a sudden in a completely different terrifying experience. Yes.

All beautiful experience. Yeah. 16 hours have passed and I feel like I might not be alive anymore. I feel nauseous and light-headed. I think I'm having fun? Oh, we've had some changes at this point though. 5 p.m. still feeling the same, plus, I was getting very confused and had virtually no memory. I went into a shop to buy a drink. When I had to pay for the drink at the counter, I was finding it extremely hard to talk or say small sentences. Great. I went to another

shop to get a lottery ticket seems very unnecessary. Yeah, no, okay, I get that. But had to leave the shop because I was too confused to do it. At this point, I thought I better go home before I get any worse. My house is- Or, or perhaps. the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- th- th. th. thi- thi- thi- thi- thi- thi- thi- thin, thin'- thin'- thin'- thin'- thin'- to- to- to- to- to- to- to- to- to- to- to-s to-s to say-s to say-s to say-s thin se se se se se se se se se se se se se se se se se se se se se se se se se se se se se se se se se se se se se se se se se se se se se se se se se-s, I was thintermoyoyoyoyoyananananantermary thin'-s, I was threaty me threaty-s. I was threaten, I was threaten, I was threaten, I was threaten, I was threaten, I was to-s. I was threaten, I was thin'-s, I At this point, I thought I better go home before I get any worse. My house is... Or perhaps you get arrested. There. There is a gibbering strange man in here. He's pointing at the lottery tickets. He won't say what he wants.

He stinks. The numbers. Number card, please. Number card make money. Number card, please. Number card, make money. Number card make money. My house is a 25 minute walk away from where I was, but it took me about one hour and 30 minutes to walk home. Yeah, also what you want to be doing is walking a half hour route while you have no memory and you are very confused about everything and it is getting dark. And like you know this is America, like it's almost certainly America right?

Yeah, just by nature of being here. So there's cars going by at like 70 miles per hour. There's no footpath, there's no crossings, there's no anything and you'd like don't know up from down. It took me so long to get home because I was so dazed and confused and still finding it hard to stay conscious. No, we figured that out. That part you didn't, yeah. It's been like that the whole time.

There's no wonder in this. Yes. There's no joyous discovery. Yeah. I realized we were all connected. Nope, no, I just, I felt sick and I got lost a bunch. There's no joyous discovery. Yeah. I realized we're all connected. Nope, no, I just, I felt sick and I got lost a bunch. Yeah.

Yeah, um, still kind of waiting for the one of these that says, had fun. Yeah. You know? Well, I wouldn't, I wouldn't include that one because it's not good podcasting. No, well, we did have that one, and it was one European guy talking about how much you love jacking off for hours and hours and hours. That guy was so happy.

Please check out the episode from Supper until midnight. It is masturbation city. If you've never listened to it, it is an absolutely euphoric tale. Wonderful European man. I would be walking down the street and then all of a sudden be at the end of the street. Yeah. It was as if I kept losing consciousness, blacking out for like two minutes, but my body would just keep going as if I was sleep walking. That's so cool. Wow, what a fun trip. On the street you say.

Mm-hmm. In public. It's where you want to be out of your house with your body just strolling along like a meck on auto drive, you know? I kept coming too and finding myself walking down the wrong street or walking back the way I had just come from. Walking in the opposite direction from my home. Is this like when you're one of those like horror games where they like fuck with the movement mechanics so that like you think you're walking forwards but you're going down like a fake version of the corridor or whatever but it's

happening to him in real life. Yeah you're like going I need to unplug my controller as you're like shaking the wrong door getting someone else to my memory card is full. Mr. Please leave us alone. To try and keep myself fully conscious, I tried talking to myself. Not out loud, just in my head. It was definitely out loud. Yeah. I tried to spell my name.

Yeah, he's like looking at someone on the street, saying out loud. Why is he looking at me like he can hear my thoughts? Yeah. H I tel the. I tried to smell my name Matthew. I thought M. A. Small pause then T. T. T. Long pause then. thee. then. t. thee. thin. the. th. th. the. then H. E. W. In the time he spelled the name, he's moved another half kilometer away from his house. Try this, he's like back at the mall. Oh, for fuck sake. I then tried counting. It went like, one, two, three, pause, five, seven, nine, eight, three, ten. I couldn't remember... T plus thirteen hours became toddler. I couldn't remember what came after ten.

It sounds like you couldn't remember what came before ten. Yeah, it's weird that he doesn't comment on that part. He might have permanently damaged his ability to count. By now I was getting really worried. I was thinking, what if I forget my name and where I live? Again, uh, kind of two drugs for fun. Also, your friends have abandoned you while you're like clearly disoriented and not having a good time which kind of makes me think that they also were not like warned yeah that you

would be showing up like this at also by the way I'm fucked out on nutmeg can you guys help me if I appear to be in distress instead he's talked up been like a theme on this hey guys guys guys guys I'm Megan real hard right now I need to get out of here I'm to get in distress. It seems we have a common theme on this. Hey guys. Guys, I'm Megan real hard right now. I need to get out of here. I feel like pretty normal. He's like turned around and started just walking like he's trying to push through the wall.

Should we help him or do we just go to time zone? Time zone. Ah. He'll be right. 630. Reached home, walked inside the house and immediately started to puked. Puked three damn times. I tried cleaning it up but was so out of it that I just had to go and lay down on my bed. Great. Drugs are cool. I immediately turned on American Psycho on the TV. Great. Drugs are cool.

I immediately turned on American Psycho on the TV. Maybe there's a reason that even though you can trip off of this, they didn't bother making it illegal. Hey, it turns out if you take a bunch of nutmeg it makes you have a really shitty time. Should we make it illegal? No. Makes you feel super ill and you don't get anything good out of it. Yeah, meanwhile like literally any time that anyone works out that you can take something recreationally, which is not really how I describe this, like Kratum or whatever, right?

Like Salvia, they're like, oh shit, we gotta make some new rules yesterday. Took that fun one out of there. Get it out of there. Get out, get out. Not making it. Yeah, this is what all the drugs are like. We're gonna leave the joke drug in.

That's right. Oh. On my bed, I noticed that things look different, as if everything was props off a stage play. It was as if things were flat. This is like the most interesting thing that has happened by this point. This is the first like good drugs experience he's had is things looking a bit weird. Something looked different. Hey, what if our nature is not what we know... Blah!

I'm so fucking sweaty, dude. 8 p.m. By now I had a different perspective. Everything looked taller. You're lying down. You're lower down in the room than you were before. Welcome to single point perspective. Welcome to single point perspective. You should have experienced this before.

Oh, everything looked taller and the room looked longer. I stretched my arm out in front of me, and it looked like it reached out across my room. It looked about five feet long. Also I was feeling really horny and started to masturbate. It was amazing. Every stroke, pump, whatever you want to call it, felt like an orgasm. Not a great orgasm. After you said, you said, not a great orgasm.

From here, this is a, I thought that you were riffing there. This is, this is the story. I started to jerk off, it felt okay. Unless, is he saying that every, every stroke felt like a small orgasm? An okayish, a little agasm. Yeah, le petite. Okay. Anyway, I just kept pumping away at it, getting multiple orgasms, but was not able to ejaculate. After about 30 minutes of Jackin' off, I decided to go to sleep.

Yes. And sex doesn't have to be about the orgasm. This has been like a... Jacking off does, though that has to be. This has been a 12-hour nightmare for him by this point. Yeah, well at least it's over now, right? 2.30 p.m. Sunday. Work up feeling fine. Got dressed and went to the lounge to watch TV.

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They're just like constantly putting their guitars down. Walking away to finger their prostate in the toilet. They come back, but they keep walking away from the stage with their eyes closed. Oh, shit. Nobody has hit record. I gotta try and count into the song. One, two, three. Four. Seven. H-I three, seven, four. H-I-T.

My band's rider, 80 grams of fresh ground. Must be fresh ground. Individual capsules, 90 of. So, 2.30 p.m. Sunday, woke up feeling fine, got dressed, went to watch TV. 3 p.m. So 2.30 p.m. Sunday woke up feeling fine got dressed went to watch TV. 3 p.m. fainted. Came to wet through with sweat. Five minutes later and I fainted again. Rest of the day fell fine. There's no way he's eaten anything for like two days at this point, right? No, except for that nutmeg.

Yeah, and the drink that he managed to order, a cola. Yeah, I'm just gonna say it, I don't think 25 grams of nutmeg is gonna sit real nice in the tummy. No, it can't. Get some wheat picks in there or something. Look, we've all been young. We've all liked doing drugs and maybe not have not, except, except, except, except, except, except, except, except, except, except, except, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, except, that, that, except, that, s s s s' that, except, s' that, except, except, except, s' that, except, s'a, s'a, s'a, s'a, except, s'a, s'a, s' that, s' that, s' that, s' that, s' that, s' that, s' that, s' that, s' that, s' that, s' that, s'er, s'er, s'er, s'er, that, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thoomom'er, thoom'uu'u'a'u'a'a'a'a'a'u'a'n't thoom'n't thooma, th picks in there or something. Look, we've all been young. We've all like doing drugs and maybe not have had a lot of money to spend on drugs. I urge you to make friends that will share real drugs with you instead of doing this. This is not a fun time. This is not a good experience.

Yeah. Uh-uh. Or if you have done so much of various drugs that this is what you're looking for to try and find something new, have a break. Yeah, you know, have a tolerance break. Yeah. And then just like, have a month without smoky weed. And then smoke weed and you'll be like, holy shit, weed is crazy.

Yeah. It is nuts. Was I always getting this high? And the answer is no. No, you weren't because after a while, you were smoking like four joints and it didn't really do anything except making you irritable. Yeah, and make you unable to cook dinner.

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