Boonta Vista - EPISODE 340: A Suffolk Punch Named Besthorpe Peace

Episode Date: March 31, 2024

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Hello and welcome thing off. Ooh, man. Hello and welcome to Punta Vista, episode 340. I'm Ben, and I'm here at the Scenario Factory. Things aren't going well. Once a bustling hive of activity, the Scenario Factory now operates on a skeleton crew of untrained and disinterested staff. State-of-the-art, well-maintained machinery has been given owed to disrepair and neglect. The assembly line that used to produce novel and funny intro scenarios, with a slick predictability of a time piece,

now coughs and sputters, occasionally belching out a malformed, half-baked scenario, the thoroughed, the border, picking away through the litter, the litter, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t Picking away through the litter, looking for rats who have gorged themselves enormous on discarded scenario meat so she can beat them to death with a crowbar. It's Lucy. Hi Lucy. Hello. Hey. You've seen any rats? Yeah. They're really big. Every time I see a rat, I'm thinking, I didn't know rats were that big.

Yeah. Every rat that you've seen has been the biggest rat that you've ever seen. Just because of how they're always getting bigger from eating discarded scenarios. Which makes them very fat. Because it makes for a good sort of pipe feel. Yeah, that is true. Although it does make them more and more impervious to pipe as time goes on. You're going to need to get a bigger pipe, the rats are going to get even bigger, it's a horrible cycle. Terrible. I'm picturing the scenarios as, it's just like a cardboard box and inside is like the the magical, the stuff from which the scenario comes. Like it's magic, like it's like a pixie dust scenario. Yeah, it's sort of like a viscous, it's not a liquid, but it's like a very dense flowing gas maybe. It's like a slime. Yeah, but like, it's kind of snot wet. It's like a dry slime. Yeah, yeah. I'm picking up what you're putting down.

And also with us is someone special. An inexperienced but enthusiastic scenario factory repair boy with a few bright ideas for how we could turn this place around Someone who knows that with just a bit of can-do attitude and some teamwork We could restore this place to its former glory. It's Andrew. Hi Andrew. Hey, I'm just a hustler with a dream. Yes. Here's my list of the top ten races. We could be in scenarios. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Number one. Argentinian. Lucy, give me a little Argentinian flavor. I don't think I will. Okay, moving on. Yeah.

I'm picturing, by the way, for scenarios, I'm picturing the, the briefcase from Pulp Fiction. Oh, that's quite good. See, I was picturing, I think, the box from the Futurama episode,. The F F F F F F F F F F. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the th. the the the th. the th. the the the the th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I, that's quite good. See, I was picturing, I think, the box from the Future Armour episode, the Thunsworth Parabox, with the boxes that it would contain universes. Unfortunately, sometimes it's the box from the movie 7. Nothing but Gwinneth Poultrow's severed head inside. Yeah. And knows what's in there? I watched Bart and Fink last night. Oh really? It's probably that lady's head, right? I get that reference, because it's like it might be the lady's head. It's probably the lady's head, I think.

Yeah. They know how to keep it classy. They don't have to tell you. They don't have to tell you. They don't have to to to to to to tell you. They don't have to tell you. They don't have to tell you. They. They don't have that. They that. They that. They don't have that. They don't have that. They don't have that. They don't have that. They don't have that. I that. I that. I. I that. I that. I that that that that that that that that that that that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I. I. I that. I. I that. I. I. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that that that that that that that the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I the. I the. I the. I the the the the the the the the the the the thr thr thr too convoluted. But I guess they also don't tell you all of this information like 12 hours ago. Whenever you are repeating it back to me. That's I'm in your living revolts. Synchicity. I love what you've done with the place. This man is dream leaving. How good is Barton Fink though? I really enjoyed myself. Love John Torturo. He's amazing. And the fucking, Steve Fischemian, it is just tremendous. His little, the scenario, Jesus, the scene where you first meet him,

just the timing of his little chet, his little chat moments. That's great. And what is a Cohen Brother factory for a man? Yes, correct. It's a deep rich vein that we should be mining more. Yesterday I got tagged, not tagged, someone linked me into bad posts about the Cold Movies and the films part of the discordant ruined my whole night. You can't be talking about the Coal and brothers movies if you're under 30. Yeah. You're mentally not equipped to form opinions about them. I'm sorry.

You're not depressed enough to like to really get it, you know? Yeah. Or you don't have enough whimsy to enjoy even the bad co-on brothers. That's true. Which ones of you? What are those? I mean there's not, even the bad ones are good. The ones that are famously like they're bad ones. I'm having a laugh a minute watching Lady Killers and that's meant to be their worst. Okay. Same as... It's so crazy that Marlon Wayans is in a Cohen Brothers movie and a Darren Aronofsky, you know? That is crazy. Fuck Darren Arnowsky.

Well, yeah. Well, yeah. I'll have brought myself to watch the whale. Noel was no good. But I've got such a big soft spot for the Found and Pie. I love those movies. That's great. That other one, though, they're depressing the drugs one, the ass one? No, thank you.

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I feel like that's not a long time to not see a horse. No, like, I know it's not really true, but it's like they're think for movies where they don't call a missing person's report until it's been 24 hours. Yeah. I feel like it should be a much longer period for a horse. Don't call the missing horse line until it's been a week. Particularly if people are spotting the horse at regular intervals, it's not that missing. No. You know, it's just hard to catch. A horse's time doesn't have to be accounted for 100 percent. A horse can have some time off by itself.

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Yes. I know, it's, oh, it's trotting a clock. Yeah. Fifty minutes, so I have to canter. What a hollus would say, it's trotting a clock. It's trotting a clock. Oh, I've been loving chatting with life. There's like two people who grew up with horses fucking furious right now. Listening to this, they're like, stupid.

If my horse, if Mr. Ginger didn't get his carrot at seven o'clock on the dot, he'd be fucking furious. Well, I don't know him. I haven't met him, okay? My horses know when my horses. In a way they are, the horses, the horses, the horses, the horses, they will will will will will will will will the horses, the horses, the horses, my mom's horses. In a way they are my horses. They know when you the time is. Yeah, oh no, I don't want to think about that. My mom's going to live forever. I actually think the horses will live less, surely.

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Like 30? This is my grandpappy's horse. This horse was in World War I, World War II, Vietnam. You know? I can't tell you this horse's name because it was my pep-peps. very racist. The Suffolk Pudge Horse escaped from Old Hall Harm in Perchham and has been trotting, see he knows what time it is, around Attleboro since 5 a.m. on Wednesday. Now we know what time is trotting the clock. Could you say that sentence again? Just run through it.

Could you maybe provide some like live translation on this? I understand that you have an English parent. The Suffolk Punch Horse? Is that a, maybe that's a variety of horse? I think it's a varietal of horse. For a horse varietal? A horse strain? A horse train? escaped from old, whole harm in Berge Common and has been trotting around Attleboro since 5 a.m. on Wednesday. What's a harm? What's a harm? What is a harm? Do not do me a harm? Harm? that's not helpful at all. Okay, I'm starting to realize now this is more than likely that one is a typo. For farm. Yeah, it is.

It is. And Orrich, yeah, okay. Bring back sub-editors. All right, we don't, I'm not apologizing to English people. Because it seems like that's something you would have like a, yeah. Yeah, it's what you call an old damn. Because you're silly, you have silly words. Yeah, it's frivolous. The Suffolk Horse. Speaking Chaucer's English on a day-to-day basis. Too whimsical.

Yeah. The Suffolk Horse, also historically known as the Suffolk Punch, or Suffolk Sorrel, is an English breed of draft horse. It's just a big working horse. Do you reckon, uh, Suffolk Punch is an English version of the band Osaka Punch. I was thinking it's like something they do to you in Piki blinders. So you just get punched in the throat. I've been Suffolk punched. The first part of the name is from the county of Suffolk in East Anglia and the word

punch is an old English word for a short stout person. Huh. Huh. Sometimes you learn something and it's not that interesting. person. Huh. Huh. Huh. Huh. Sometimes you learn something and it's not that interesting. It's really not that interesting. Okay, yeah. Great. I'm putting that in the not really useful information drawer in my mind.

This is not coming out at a dinner party at any point. In my mind palace there is a drawer, which is much like the one that we all have in our house where you put the spare keys that you don't know what they're for anymore. I have certain many of that. Batteries that you took out of the remote that seemed like they still had just a little juice in it. Well just batteries but you don't really know how to dispose the batteries. the battery's the battery just throw it into a landfill. I don't think you can just put it in the bin. That's not where it goes.

I throw them in the bin. I don't think you're supposed to do that. I don't think you're supposed to do that. Just where you got batteries? You can, don't the, the supermarkets have, don't in if I'm wrong, is that the things at the supermarket, Office Works, and at the tip, at the rubbish dump, or whatever the fuck you foreigners call it, is for like rechargeable batteries. It's for lithium-ion batteries, all that sort of thing, because those are the things that when they go in the back of the garbage truck or in the landfill will like burst in the landfill will like burst into flame at some point. I don't think your regular AA batteries.

I think Andrew is wrong for the record, but don't write in. Just think to yourself, ah, Lucy's correct. If you, if you are not sure what to do, split the difference, put all your used double A and triple A batteries into a sock, tie up the end of a sock, hurl it into a local body of water. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. I, th. I, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, th. But, th. But, th. But, th. But, th. But, th. But, th. But, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. th. thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thi. I'll, thin, thii. I'll, thi. I'll just just just just thin, thin, thin, thi. But, body of water. Yes. Or just flush him down the toilet. Yeah. One at a time though. You do not want to be.

The third time a plumber came out to my house and said, batteries again, huh? Yeah, a lot of batteries in here. I started to feel silly, honestly. It's like, just flush them one at a time, don't pour the whole bucket in at once. Oh, and you didn't have to shit on top of the batteries, he told me. Where else was I meant to do it? Where else was I meant to do it? It creates a larger object for the flush to move.

Yeah, sometimes you've got to do that. That's why I opened a fresh packet of wet wipes and put the whole thing on top. Just help it move. We don't joke about wet wipes on this podcast. If it says flushable, it's not fucking flushable. It doesn't matter what it says on packaging. You just believe anything you read on packaging? You think Unilever is like straight dealing with you?

They're lying to you. I could write the word flushable on an Acme brand Anvil. Would that mean it can be flushed down the toilet? You fucking grew? Would you believe that? Would you believe the Acme Corporation? Yeah. Tragic.

Because their rockets often they will just explode. I've seen that. A lot of their stuff just malfunctions. I don't trust those guys. The horse is a fully grown male aged around three to four years named best thought peace. Yeah, so it's a Suffolk punch named best thought piece. When I went and did the trivier I was complaining to you about Lucy. There was, it was in a pub and they had like, they had a, the traditional sports bet screens showing you your gambleable activities at all times. Yep. And I had to see the fucking names people are given their horses in their greathounds. Yeah, they're fucked up. I don't like that. And I like that.

That a good vibe. No thank you. Drew B owns the farm and breeds the horses. Whoa. Whoa. Okay. True. Don't tell the news.

People will be down there getting in your business. Owns the farm and breeds the horses and said, He's not worth much. It's more of a status thing. The Queen Adam. It's nothing to do with money. Yeah, if you've got the prestige of a Suffolk punch, you don't need money. God, I've just got this horse because it's like what the Queen had? Holy fuck, is that a Suffolk punch? The Queen had those! What are you talking about? What do you mean?

Do you think the Queen was personally using these to till fields? Is that what you think? Maybe. One of these draft horses? So he's not racing. The horse is just hanging out. No, this is a, this is just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just a big thueueueueueueueueueueueueueue. th. thuffiuffiuffi. thi. the thi. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thuffi. thuffi. thusususususus. thususus. thusususus. thususususus. thusususususus. th. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. the. the horse is just hanging out. No, this is a, this is just a big fat working horse. It's a punch. It's a punch, Lucy. We talked about this other than these. Jesus. It's a puffick punch. I can't say he could have got that far due to the lack of sight inns. I think he was bored and broke the fence. Yeah, he's bored because your life sucks, dude. Have you tried enrichment activities for your horse?

Have you tried giving him a cooler name? Number one. It's always suicidal because you called him best thought piece. Instead of just like Jerry. Yeah. What are you calling? This is Gator. I named him after the character from White Lightning, the Bert Reynolds movie.

This is my horse Gator. He's a Suffolk Punch. Holy shit, the Queen has those. Try giving your horse one of those balls with the shapes on the outside and then he's got the little pieces he could pick him up with his mouth, drop the cross through the cross shape, try giving him a beer. Give him a beer. If you can try the the the the to to to to to to to to to to to to the horse the horse the horse the the horse the horse the horse th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the the the the the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi thi thorou thorou thorou thorou thorou thorou thorou tha tha tha tha tha tha mouth, drop the cross through the cross shape, try giving him a beer. Give him a beer. If you try and collect a six-pack every second day with your horse gator, the Suffolk Punch, he wouldn't leave. He'd love it. Have you tried taking a folding chair out into the paddock and reading Frank Herbert's dune to your horse? Oh my god, banana lounge? You want a banana lounge.

Him standing, because that's just sort of mostly what they do. You guys have passing a beer back and forth, you're both putting your lips on the end of the bottle. You're kind of trying to rock with him, so you are also putting your mouth over the whole neck of the bottle and just tilting your head back up. Just trying to show him, hey, we're just like each other really. We're kind of the same. You and me, Gator and me, Drew B.

This is my name. I'm Drew B. It's just like the insect. And look, I can't make clear enough to you folks. This is the energy that Punta Vista is trying to encourage in 2024. We want you to be at one with Mother Nature in the universe. We want you sharing a beer with a horse in a panic. Yes. And reading a classic of sci-fi to the horse than the horse. Our DNA is 99% the same between horse and there. We're basically the same animal. You know, why can't we live like the same animal?

Party with your horse, party with gator. It's just like the animatic that they show in the tour at the start of Jurassic Park where they're like, all we do, the sequencing, we just change one thing and suddenly the dinosaurs are a girl. Also we change one thing, now you're a horse. You know, we switch one out, pop it down here, horse. You are closer to a horse than you could possibly believe. It's exactly what they did in the movie. Sorry to bother you.

They, you turn someone into a horse? Yeah, that is kind of, that's the vague outline of their movie. It's kind of a big thing. I've got to watch that one day. Following sightings, it is thought that the horse went down Best Thorpe Road. Oh, what a coincidence. How did you come up with that name, Drew Bee? Did you just look to your left and see a road sign.

What's your horse called? Ah, best o' up, and then bust a lot of hippies went past, saw a peace sign on the side of it. Yes. Peace, peace. Thank God, that's the first vehicle that's been by in four hours. Someone's been waiting 35 minutes for him to finish saying the name of the horse. Hold on, hold on. I'm trying to to to to to to to to to to to to to to be. F. F. F. F. F. F. F, best. F, best. F, best. F, best. F, best. F, best. F, best. F, best. F, best. F, best. F, best. F, best. F, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, best. S, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F, uh. F, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, best. That. That. That. That. That's. That's. That's, best. That's, best. That's, best. That's, best. That's, best. That's, best. That's, best. That's, best. That's, best. That's, best. That's, best. That's a the best. That's a the best. That'sto finish saying the name of the horse. Hold on, hold on. I'm thinking, I'm trying to remember. There's a second object around here any time now.

His name is a road grass. It is thought he went down Bezthorpe Road. Then Station Road towards Old Buckingham, before entering someone's garden. Just close the gate behind him. How fuck are you not seeing a horse in your garden? I mean they are, they saw it I guess. There he is, I've sighted him.

There he is. There he is. There's an horse in the garden. No, there isn't. Okay. But they stayed inside like they always do. Yes. He was last seen around the Mulberry Tree in Station Road. Now the Mulberry Tree is capitalized there, suggesting the proper man. Not like the town's Malbury Tree.

No. The center of town, our Mulbree. I think it's probably a pub. I reckon it is a pub. Yeah. Could get yourself a nice warm pint. I'd have a couple of pints at the mulberry tree. I reckon that'd be pretty good. That sounds like a nice place, yeah. Like for all the things that are wrong with England, and I think we've spent quite a number of years detailing those things.. too many. Going like a nice little sleepy pub having a couple of pints. It's bending the elbow, having a little chat to the landlord, or landlady perhaps these days. Oh, he's laughing. Ben, you are going to really appreciate this. Here is a review on pubs galore.co. UK of the Multhe Mulberry Tree in Attleboro on Station Road. Please note this review is over a year old.

That's because it's from 2013. Real Ale Ray says a handy location to squeeze in a quick drink before heading down to the station, which was only a few minutes walk. The interior was modern and minimalist. Staff were pleasant and helpful. Lunchtime was busy on our visit. which was only a few minutes walk. The interior was modern and minimalist, staff were pleasant and helpful. Lunchtime was busy on our visit, two ails on hand pump, grain brewery oak, and sharps doom bar, I went for grain brewery oak, which was spot on. Expect to pay £3.50 a pint.

This user has posted 3,382 recommendations about 3,381 pubs. That's great. I love telling me how much a pint cost though. Like saying how much a pint cost, that's helpful information. Do you guys know what real ale's are? No. Is that a curiosity? So this guy's clearly a crank. Real ale is like a super traditional way of making beer, which is, I mean more common in England than it is over here, where you don't carbonate it, you allow it to naturally carbonate itself, and you don't pour it through a carbonated beer system, you pour it through a hand pump, which is just like a crank that you pull that

pushes beer out of the thing. But they're like, yeah, that's just like an old thing older guys they're not very in fashion anymore. But this man, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, thr, the, the, the, the, the, tho, tho, tho, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, thr- is thrown, thrown, throoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, the, the, thectioned anymore, but this man's a big, big traditional ale head. Yeah, I don't want, in fairness to him, those were the beers that they had on tap and he bought one. Or is he saying that there were two ails on handpup? I think he's only looking for real ailes, just based on his username on pub's gal. Oh, real ale. Oh, real ale, right. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thus. T those, tho, tho, tho, tho, thus. Those, tho, tho, those those those those those those those those those those those those, those, those, those, those, those, those, those, those, those, those, those, those, those. Those those, those, those. Those those, those, those, those, those, those, those, those, those, those, those, those. Those, those. Those those. Those, those. Those are those are those are those are tho, tho. Those were, tho. Those were, tho. Those were, tho. Those were thoo. Those were, those were those were those were, those were, those were, those were, those were spent that whole sentence going, where the fuck was he talking about real Ails? Yeah. See, I remember things. I listen. That pub doesn't sound like it's the place for me, by the way. I don't want to, I don't want a minimalist, the ti. that's the exact opposite of what I want from an English pub. I want a maximalist, old-timey pub. Do pub. Do pub. Do pub. Do-y-y-y-y-in-y-in-in-in-in-in-in-y-in-y-in-in-y-y-in-in-y-in-y-in-in-in-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-in. That. That. That. That. That. That. That's-I that. That's that. That's that. That doesn't. That doesn't. That doesn't. That doesn't. That. That doesn't. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. I. I. I. I-in. I-in. That-in. That-in. I-in. I-in. I-in. I-in. That-in. I-in. I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I don't-I don't-I don't-I-I don't-I don't-I-s-s-s-, from Fukington FC from the 1970s or whatever. Yeah, that's what I want.

I want to see a guy getting Suffolk punched. Yes, that's true. You want mate. Right, me frock. Oh yeah, this is a fancy little pub. Oh, and they sell... I'm off the Albrechery. And they sell Coors. Oh.

Why would you do that? For what reason and to what end? A lot of American tourists in Attleboro. Yeah, they sell Coors and Blue Moon. The fuck is going on over this. Wow. I like a blue moon. I had a, uh... a cot buser last night. Oh, what?

Some type of beer? Congrats to you at Elinor. Hey. I took a sip and I said, damn, this is cot busin. And the very young bartender just, just shook his head. How is this spelled? K-O-T-T-B-U-S-S-E-R. Sounds like how you said it. So type of, type of beer from northern Germany in the 1700s, wheat, oats, molasses and honey.

Yeah, right, never heard of it before in my life. It was good. I liked it. And then we went to a Peruvian Japanese fusion restaurant. Oh, Nikka fusion. Nikka cuisine is what that's called. Is it really? Is that a thing? Yeah.

Japanese Peruvian. That's why. Oh, it's not why. But there was a lot of Japanese-Peruvian fusion from, I think, there was like a wave of immigration in the 60s or 70s, but obviously there's a lot of overlap between like sashimi and sushi and Civice. Yes, I'm like a couple of really famous Nikhaevs, who are Peruvian Japanese guys, that's what they do.

Huh, that's actually very cool. I'm glad I didn't say anything. I'm glad I didn't make any jokes, any riffs. Yeah, didn't have any riffs about that. What would that sound like? Sound like a guy with a Peruvian accent making Japanese influenced food. It was very good. I ate some ants. Really?

Yeah. Just afterwards. Came out of the restaurant, he was still hungry. I had a very good, uh, good, good wague with charred pineapple salsa. Ooh. A little prawn taco, a little wonton wrapper. It's delicious stuff. If you're in Camber and you want to have some Peruvian Japanese fusion, go to Inca.

Delicious. Peruvian Japanese fusion, go to Inca, delicious. This is a paid sponsorship. We got 100 bucks. He got his appetizers free. No, I paid them so much money. After that, there were no more sightings until a possible one this morning, around 11 a.m. It could have been an horse. What do you mean a possible siding?

Like you saw a horse in the street but you didn't know if it was that horse. Could have been several weasels. It was either an horse who was far away. It was one goat, it was very close. Mr. Bee was sent a picture of a horse at Puddle dock near Old Buckingham. Come on. But not be sure it was best thought peace. Harry McClary bullshit. You people up to over there. That could be any horse.

Come on, bro. It was out of focus, couldn't identify that horse. He was walking away, looked back over his shoulder towards me. Walked along swinging his front legs. Yeah, I mean, I mean, yeah. I hope he appreciates that horse a little more now that he knows could be gone any time. Yeah. I never asked myself before what I would do without my Suffolk Punch with a stupid fucking name. Yeah, we thought we hated each other but when that horse disappeared I realized I loved that horse. This is exactly like the movie Marley and me. Which my recollection is that they

spend a whole movie being like I fucking hate this dog and then the dog dies and he goes man I miss that dog. Turns out I like the lady hates the dog. The lady hates the dog. Is that the girl friend? Is it Jennifer Anniston hates the dog? Because the dog like ruins the the dog the dog the dog the dog the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tho the tho the tho tho tho tho the the the the the movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tho the tho tho tho thoo thooooooo thoooooooo toy toy toy. tho toy toy toy toy. tho tho tho tho tho tho the that the vibe? I can't remember. I think the girlfriend has the dog? Is it Jennifer Aniston? Is it Jennifer Aniston? Because the dog like ruins their life like a bunch of times? Yeah, like the dog's like a little cunt. Yeah, it's like evil Beethoven. And then the dog dies and she's like, oh, oh, I'm sad. Oh, oh, God. Oh, that, that, that, that, that, that, that. That, that. That, that. That, that. That that. That that. That that. That that. That that. That that. That that. that. the that. the the dog. the dog. the dog. th. the dog. the dog. the dog. the dog. the dog. the dog. the dog. the dog. the dog. the dog. the dog. the dog. the dog. the dog. the dog. the dog. the dog. the dog. the dog. the dog. the dog. the dog. the dog. the dog. the dog. the dog. the dog. the dog. the dog. the dog. the dog. the dog. the dog. the dog. the dog. th. th. th. th. th. th. th want to know real quick.

Whether it's Jennifer Aniston? No, no. Uh, yeah, I know you've all been waiting for our thoughts on Mali and me from 2008. Oh, it's a comedy drama. I don't remember laughing. Me either. Get him. Get him, bro.

Is it based on a true story? It's true, people have own dogs. Marley and me, life and love with the world's worst dog, is an autobiographical book by journalist John Grogan published in 2005 about 13 years he and his family spent with their yellow Labrador. The dog is poorly behaved and destructive. Mm-hmm. And then goes into the grief they experience after his death.

Okay. That sounds so funny. I love it when a dog is poorly behaved and then dies. Ha ha ha ha! God, Hollywood's out of touch. Oh, apparently at one point they diagnosed the dog with mental illness. It's very... He's just got ADHD or something. Marley routinely fails to quote get the idea of what humans expect of him at one point mental illness is suggested as a plausible explanation for his behavior.

I wonder what word they used. He said this dog with neurodivergent. It sounds like they are. Hi, everybody, it's me. It's Theo. Now I guarantee you I'm more afraid of recording this promo than you are of listening to it, so hear me out. If you haven't already, maybe check out our Patreon. It's a great way to support the show and it gives us the ability to actually dedicate time to this thing. You'll get all of our bonus episodes episodes episodes episodes episodes episodes episodes episodes episodes episodes episodes episodes episodes episodes episodes episodes episodes episodes episodes episodes. the bonus. to. the bonus. to. to. the bonus. to. the bonus episodes. to. to. to. tho. to. tho. to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, I. tho, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. to, I. to, I. to, I. to, I. to, I. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th. th th th th to th to th to th th to to th th to th th to th to th th to up a feed over there with none of these promos, so you won't have to hear this ever

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it and repeat it to other people like it's real. We will continue to pass on important information. Through the PSA per segment. Person who sent in a PSA per segment theme, I am waiting for you to send in your polished final version. Yeah, I was trying to find it in the things, but I couldn't find it anyway, so I was stuck with a generic one until you get your shit together. It's because you refuse to be signed into the email accounts on anything but your laptop. Yes. I have so many fucking email accounts that I'm signed into at all times. If I had them all on my phone, I'd be too stressed out.

I got five Gmail tabs open right now, and they're all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all they're all through a different account. It's making me crazy. No, I won't consolidate them. Don't write in. So you guys know there's a there's a total solar eclipse coming up. About a week. Oh, in North. That explains why my energy has been feeling so fine. Yes. So North America's... It explains the diarrhea I've been having. That's what happens. North America is getting like the path of totality is going like all the way through the US. So they're sort of copying the brunt of this as far as I can tell. I was in the US for the last big one, that one that was like 27 or 2019, 2017 or 2019 or whatever and I just forgot about it.

I was just driving along my car, didn't stop, didn't do whatever, and I was like, oh fuck. The eclipse happened today. Did you see it? No, no, I did not. Uh, so I thought maybe we could just get us prepared for what's about to come with a PSA from R, a to say, to say, to say, to say, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, to th, th, th, th, th, th, thus, th, thus, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to, to to to to to to to to to to to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi, the thi, the thi, the the thi, the thi, thi, thi, thi, to, thi, to, thi, to, thi, thi, thi, to come with a bit of a PSA from R slash Psychic. Here we go. Just everybody, just open your chakras up to take this message in, please. Open your mind. Your mind and your heart.

And you're the pelvic chakro. Open up your third-fourth entry eyes. Yeah, because it's the one that you root with. Yes. Hmm. Manifestation and spellworkings during the eclipses often fizzle or worse, backfire. Oh, fucking hate that. I get so mad.

Yeah, casting minor hexas on my enemies. Ooh! Ah! I've got a minor hex on myself. You know why it's because when I was doing the casting, I had one finger pointed at my enemy, but then three to four fingers pointed back at me. Yes. I accidentally zap myself, because there's more power coming out of those three than there is out of the one.

True. You've got to do it like old-time wied. Yes, you've got to do it like Emperor Palpaty, all fingers, all thumbs, that's your mistake, yeah. Tows. Try to be as witchy as possible while doing your spells. You can't actually do negative spells if you're a witch because of the rule of three, which means it will come back on you three times. Yeah, the three fingers pointing back at you. That's right. That's right. I thought the rule of three was that just that just that just that just that just that just that just that just that just if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if that just if th. th. th. th. thi thi thi. the the thi. the the the the thi. the the the thi. the three thi. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. ththought the rule of three was that just if you were doing a joke You had to list something three times and then the third one is the exception. That's the funny one So who can do who can do negative spells then Lucy? You just shouldn't do negative spells? You can only be a white witch. Which sounds fake. You just don't want me to do the bad spells. Yeah, let me. Let me have the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. thro. the. the. the. the. thro. the. the. the. the. the. th. shit. I'm ready. Let me hex Miranda, and it counts. Because she keeps like saying shit about my hair

that sounds like a compliment, but I know she leaves it as an insult. Yeah. She wants to say backhanded stuff about my hair and microwave fish for lunch. Yeah. Can't do both of those things, Miranda. Hey, Miranda? Which side of the bed do you sleep on? Because I'm th th th th th me th me th me th me th me th me th me th me th me th me th me th me th me th me th me th me th me th me th me th me the me the the, let me, the, the, theck, let mea, theck, theck, theck, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho, tho, tho, tho, the, the, let the, let the. the. the-a. theanananan. theanananan. theananananananan. theananananananananananananananananananananananananannenenea. things Miranda. Hey Miranda? You get zapped. Which side of the bed do you sleep on? Because I'm just trying to visualize where this fucking hex is going.

Oh, is it the couch because you're fighting with your husband again? Oh, I wonder who's been stowing discord in your home? Well, that's strange. That's strange. Who thinks eclipses are stupid now, Miranda. Who's been tying witch nuts in your hair while you've got your headphones on and you're doing shit at your desk? Sneak along on the floor, tied little witch nuts. Someone left a little Blair witch stick man on the windshield of your car again?

That's crazy. And yours, the accent, right? That's yours? This happens for several reasons. The sun can be seen as spirit or force. The moon is the body or form. When you bring the two together, you can manifest something into reality. Obviously, there's much more nuance to this, but let's stay simple. You got it, lady.

Consider me simple. Yeah. These luminaries rule the eyes, the sun, the right, and the moon, the left. This can change depending on gender and what not. These days, everyone's got everything, everyone's got a gender, everyone's got what not? That's a great sentence, gender and what not. They can change depending on gender and all that stuff, pronouns. For ladies, the sun rules the right eye and for men, the sun rules the left eye.

Depending on what not, as well as gender. And what not too, yeah. Yeah, the what not can influence a bit there. During the lunar eclipse, the moon is obstructed. Put your hand over your left eye. Reality is suddenly altered. That's so true. Camera two. In this case, you can no longer see the body or the form clearly.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Yeah. Working with this energy, you have spirit and force. Am I meant to, hold on, am I meant to be covering my right eye or my left eye? I think they're saying during the lunar eclipse. Oh, okay. Maybe. I actually don't know what any of this means. I gotta practice now anyway. I'm gonna practice now.

Camera too. Working with this energy, you have spirit and force, but no form to channel it into. Fuck, I left the form at home. Imagine you're afraid of dropping and breaking your phone because you don't have the money to repair it. You do a working working working working working working working working working working working working working working working working working working working working working work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their the't have the money to repair it. You do a working to banish this fear because for some reason it's beginning to intrude into your daily life the next day you lose your phone. Can't break your phone if you don't have one in the first place. Oh so you're spending all your time worrying

about one thing yeah but it's it's another thing. Yes. Are you suggesting Ben that by worrying about a thing, you are manifesting a solution to the problem but it might not be the one you want. You've monkeys poured yourself. Right. The secret, the law of attraction. Yes. You've attracted your phone into the back to the thaugh.

Yeah, that's right. The guy who is just like unbelievably far too busy to bring to bring to bring to to to to to to b to to to to b to to b to to to to bring your phone back to you. Yes. Now let's look at a solar eclipse. The spirit and force is obscured but the form is still there or is it? I'm not sure you meant to look at the solar eclipse. Yeah, don't. Don't do that. I remember when Donald Trump looked at the eclipse? I was just remembering that with someone. What a beautiful image it is with him just squinting and pointing at it. And because he points up and then he like looks at the crowd and I'm pretty sure he mouths, it's the eclipse.

He points and then looks to check that everyone else is also looking at the eclipse. The mind's taking the glasses off to everyone else. It says, up there. What a beautiful mind. Yeah. This is a new mune. This is a new mune. Thus the form is also obscured.

Let's say you manifest money. You're walking down the street when a high-speed car chase zooms by. One of the police officers loses control of their vehicle and smashes into you. You recover in the hospital just fine. Maybe there's no lasting damage. That's certainly hurt like hell and knocked you out of commission for months. You take the police to court, win the lawsuit and receive $100,000. That's money in the bank. Did you receive money? Yes, but it was an unexpected circumstance that brought an unexpected amount of money. If I was visualizing this stupid scenario, I would have said, imagine there was a police

chase happening and you are hit by an armored truck full of money. You know, they'd be like, yeah, the money came to you, but not the way you want. But at what cost? You got pancaked, bro, you got pancaked. This is a simplification for clarity's sake. Oh, good, it feels really clear now. But this is why I don't recommend manifesting or doing spellworkings during the eclipses. Thanks for reading. Don't do it guys. Because like a monkey poor situation might happen, is that? I think it induces a sort of magical monkey, but look, let's just say that you're trying to manifest like a big stacked hoddy falling into your life.

Well maybe you're walking down the street and then a big stacked hoddy falls off a building onto you and dies. Dyes and then die as well. So you have survivors guilt and he can't walk and that's because you manifested during the eclipse. I think you've got to be really specific when you manifest, right? You can't be stupid and just be like, I want to be famous but not for a negative reason and you got to list a bunch of exceptions, right? You know like over the course of the movie bedazzled, he gives more and more specific wishes and then he sort of adds all these caveats in the hopes that he can outsmart the devil.

But you can't, you can't outsmart the devil. Devil's gonna get his due or heard you in the case of the movie bedazzled. Liz Hurley. Yes. Yes, yes. Was I I I I I I I I I I was I was I I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. tole. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the. the. the the the the the the the case of the movie bedazzled. Liz Hurley. Yes. Yes. Was I trying to manifest like a thick, haughty on a work site, you know, in like tiny Daisy Dukes and a hard hat? And like a flurow vest and the vest is done up but there's clearly nothing underneath it. But also she's clumsy and she falls off a beam, three stories, directly onto my head. Driving my spine up through the top of my skull.

Yes. Smashing all of my femurs into smithereens, you know, shards of bone, firing out of the ends of all my toes, blasting the tips of my shoes off. That's not what I wanted. Yeah, or is it? You know, maybe that's the universe's plan for me and I just need to accept it. The universe is wily. Like she will give you what you want, but she's also going to get cute with it. You've got a kind of, you have to make sure that what you want aligns with the universe's vision. The universe knows what you need th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the the the the the the the theateat is theat is the' the' the' the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is the the is the is toe an tea tean.ean.eanann' teann' teann' teann' teann' tea. thea thea the an that what you want aligns with the universe's vision. The universe knows what you need, which might not be what you have in mind for yourself. The universe helps you in ways you didn't know you need to be helped.

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Takes too long sometimes, you know, you get halfway through and you realize your heart's not really in it. Foolish. Choose something traditional. Classic. Timeless. Consider beheading your goat with a sword. It's time for Sword Watch.

Correct. This comes to us from KSNW in Kansas, the K-S-N-W. The K-S-N-W. Kansas. Kansas Highway Patrol finds samurai swords on side of I-70 looking for owner. They're going to be reunited with my beautiful swords. You can just put your hand up. Those are my solids.

Yeah, no, they actually, they've preempted that. Oh. The Kansas Highway Patrol is looking to reunite a set of samurai swords a trooper found on the side of the road with their rightful owner. They would have been going straight into my truck, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, looking, looking, looking, looking, looking, looking, looking, thi, thi, thi, looking, looking, looking, looking, looking, looking, looking, looking, looking, looking, looking, looking, looking, looking, looking, looking, looking, looking, looking thi, looking thi, looking thi, looking thi, looking thi, looking thi, thi, thi, thi, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their to to to to their rightful owner. They would have been going straight into my trunk personally. Let's find his keepers. Yeah, I'm taking that home from my kids. Do you remember those samurai swords we found? No, and neither do you. No. I do remember the samurai swords I bought recently and are up above the fireplace in my den. On the wall crossed over. Looking really really th. They th. They th. They th. They th. They th. They the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th th th th th th th th th' th' th. the the thrown the' the' th' th' th' th' thrown thrown the' thrown thrown th. They're th. They're th. They would would would would would would would would would would would would would th. They th. They th. They would would th. They th. They th. They th. They'll their their their their their their their their their th. They're th. They're the the to to be going to be going to be going to be going to to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going thrown straight thrown straight thrown straight th fireplace in my den on the wall crossed over looking really fucking cool. I remember those. Are those the ones you're talking about Bill? I've always had to my partner. I inherited some from my Japanese uncle. I inherited some from my Japanese

uncle very recently. Oh, you don't really listen to my Japanese uncle. You just don't really listen when I talk. I remember my uncle, Satoshi Jones. You know him? You remember him? A Facebook post from the KHP Troop C on Friday said the swords were found on Insta 70 eastbound near Mile Marker 291, one of my favorite mile markers. Along with the swords, KHP say they found a third mysterious item, which they believe will be quite helpful in finding the right owner. All right, it's either somebody's wallet or a decapitated head. Yeah. Or like a body pillow. If it was somebody's wallet, they'd know who the swords were. Yeah, they'd be like, Doug, come get your fucking swords.

We found two samurai swords and a one-sixth-scale Evangelion model. You can't just not say what the third item is. You've got to tell me what the fucking third item is. You have picked my curiosity. An investigation found the swords are not connected to any ongoing investigations. Okay, so. These aren't crime swords, they're leisure swords. That someone left on the side of the interstate.

But are they doing an entrapment though by saying in the article, hey, why don't you write in the article and we don't think anyone's been killed with the swords? Yeah. Just come and get the swords. We don't think anybody has been like turned into a bunch of pieces and buried in one of the cornfields out here. What do you reckon the circumstances are that you're leaving two samurai swords

and a mystery third item just by the side of the hideway? Maybe you were moving house, you didn't secure things properly on the back of the Ute. Yeah, someone lost their load. Yeah, Samurai Swords fell off. Yeah. Evangelion figure fell off. I think maybe it's a guy blew a tire and he had to get to the spare tire that sort of underneath the upholstery in the boot boot boot boot boot boot.... and the boot. and the boot. And the boot. And the boot. And the boot. And the boot. And the boot. And the boot. And the boot. And the boot. And so the boot. And so we the the the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to tooadsen so we had to get to the spare tire that's sort of underneath the upholstery in the boot. And so he had to take out the stuff that was in the boot.

Two samurai swords, Evangelion Wife Pillow, puts those on the side road, changes his tire, and he's running so late for the big sword meeting that he forgets it was his swords in his anime wife pillow back in the car. And then they're just there for the Kansas Highway Patrol to find. Could have been that. Put him on top of the car before you drove off for God, they're on there. Yeah, he's got a coffee from Duncan up there and he's two swords and then that's the third item. Is their Duncan cup? Is the name thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu is your thu thu thu thu thu thu th name written on the side? I think it was actually Rutger Howe's character from the movie Blind Fury. And it's because he's blind that he left them there. No, I think somebody picked him up and they were like,

I don't have enough room in my truck for all your stuff. You can just bring your knapsack and uh, hey, I guess you probably need that cane in your hand. You can bring that with you. And he was like, ha ha ha ha. Put his swords down, whatever, whatever. I'll keep my quote unquote, cane. And if you've not seen. He says all that out loud.

Yeah, it's like, Zadowichy the blind swordsman, but it's Rutger Howard. It's Rutger Howard as a jolly Vietnam veteran. Yeah. What a film. Absolutely stupendous special effects at the end when the bad guy gets thrown out of a window. It's great stuff. Randall Craig Cobb gets thrown out of a window and in like an alpine resort.

Wonderful stuff. The swords are in KHP's possession as found property at the central evidence facility near Salina. If you believe these swords belong to you, call KHP dispatch at 785, 827, 447. That's 785, 827, 4437. Now's 785, 827, 447, now I do want to say, from the perspective of the podcast, Punta Vista, we are taking that really literally and saying, we think that if you believe that those swords belong to you, that you can manifest ownership of the swords. Yeah. Try to picture in your root chakra, your fifth eye, what that thir third eye, what that you can manifest ownership of the swords. Try to picture in your root chakra, your fifth eye, what that third item is.

Yes. Let it come to you in a dream. Just intuitively, just I want you to, before you've even thought about it, if you're in America, dial that number, that was 785, 827, 827, 4, 4, 4, 3, 7, 7. Just, while you're dialed, that, that was 785, 827, 4, 4, 3, 7. Just, while you're dialing it, don't even think about it, the moment they pick up, Kansas Highway Patrol, you just say the item, the first thing that springs to mind, and I bet you it'll be correct, and then you'll get to have those sorts. Yes. Just getting a, just getting phone call after phone call

at the Highway Patrol's Salina facility and every phone call just starts no context. The third item is hot dog. No sir. The third item is Cupid Doll. Radio competition. Can you guess the third item and win the swords? Kansas Highway Patrol, magic item. Can't open it, can open it. Do you think it'd be a disappointing, Ben, if you guessed the third item and you got the swords, but then they were just you got the swords but then they were just like cold steel swords you know they were just like kind of

kind of new American made samurai swords. Yeah I mean I'd want ancient I want a Hunzo steel ideally but I mean I'd still be happy with a pair of beautiful cold steel katanas. We would take a cold steel sponsorship. I'll say that right now. Oh my god, absolutely. Yeah. If we could work something out where I occasionally receive a halberd or something, and I get to blast like a melon in the backyard

and put my review online, I would love that. We do. 20-minute ad reads a month, exchange for one pole arm a month. I'll take it. That's 12 pole arms a year. Mm-hmm. That's money in the bank. Hey, if we could maybe sell those pole arms to purchase a small car like something manufactured by Kia. It's time sold a watch.

Would you wear it? From CNN, Kia recalls more than 400,000 tele-ride SUVs that can move while in park? Well, so the car's got extra functionality and you're complaining? Yeah. Fucking ungrateful. Is that kind of not the purpose of the park function got extra functionality and you're complaining? Yeah. Fucking ungrateful. Is that kind of not the purpose of the park function is like to not move? To not move? Yeah, ideally. Keynes recalled 427,407 of its teloride SUVs because they can roll away while in park.

All tele-road vehicles made between 2020 and 2023 and certain 2024 models are affected by the recall according to a report this week by the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration. Mm-hmm. Kier did not immediately respond to CNN's request for comment. Since its launch in late 2019, the tele-riii is due to its roomy interior. Demand for the teloride has been so high that in some years Kia couldn't produce them fast enough. They'd start pulling stuff out of the cars to get them out faster. No door locks, no park break. Just Boeing. Just the Boeing attitude. Just get him out. We learn from the best.

According to the NHTSA report, a main component of the SUV steering wheel may have been improperly assembled on the recalled vehicles. This defect can cause damage over time that results in unintended movement in the cars while in park, if the parking brake is not engaged. Huh? Well, that'd be fine, right? Because everyone just puts the handbrake on when you park the car, right? So just in case like something fails or something goes wrong, because that's what it's for, like the parking brake. It's why they call it the parking break because you use it when you park your car, your hand break. You might know it as an E-break for some reason, your emergency break, but you'll be fine. Yeah, because whatever you call it,'re using it, right? Americans? You're using it, the thing that you pull up, right?

That's the one? You guys pop in that bad boy on every one that? It's a button these days, I think. It feels really good to pull it up. Yeah, it does, doesn't it? It's almost like a really natural arm and hand movement. End of the trip movement. Yeah, just to put it down there, just sort of find something that's sticking up there a little bit, put your hand around it, firmly.

Press that little button in, lift it right up, yank, safe, car secure. Oh, oh no, what if the parking pole fails? Doesn't matter, my parking brake is on. You chumps. You absolute fucking chumps. How many lives have been at risk? On Kea's side now. Yeah, yeah, it would have been fine. Wouldn't it have even a bit of problem if people just put the parking brake on on the car. But no, you're probably been flattening people left, right and center. There's probably millions of people dying from Kia telorides at the moment. Probably. Sickens me.

The report said effective vehicles could make a grinding noise when the damage occurs. All affected telride owners should bring their cars to a Kia dealer to get updated electronic parking brake software installed. Kia will reimburse car owners for the repair according to the N-HTSA. Why does your parking break have software? Yeah. I don't like having to update to update to update to update to update to update to update to update to update to update to update to update to update to update to update to update to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their texea.ea.ea.ea.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e. their their their the N-HTSA, why does your parking break have software? Yeah. I don't like that stuff has soft... I don't like having to update my TV's a remote software. No, that's not good. I had that the other day.

It was like, hey, this thing that's not part of your TV, can we update the software on your PS5 dual shock. You know? tho. thii tho, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that that their that that that their that that that their that that that their that thooo-a' tho-a' their their, tho-a' tho-a' tho-a' tho-a, I's tho-a, I's tho-a, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that, you know? If you don't, there could be problems. It could just, your dual shock could just roll away. Are they called dual shocks anyone? They call them something. They're still dual sense? Do they? I don't know. They got that six axis thing in them that I've never used in any game. It is called a dual sense controller now Lucy, due to all the haptics happening in there. What haptics? I'm learning so much about play session controllers right now.

All the fun stuff. They've got all the crazy haptics in there where like, you know, there will be games where you're like walking over gravel and it like it feels crunchy, feels crunchy in the controller. Or if you're um if you're playing like a call-of-duty type game or whatever it'll change like how much pressure you have to apply to the shoulder buttons to to click them off so it feels like a trigger. I've never noticed that. Well I've never noticed that. Too busy playing NHL 2024. HIT-It-I-Waying, or whatever, or what, the f-it-it-it-it-it-it-it-it-it-it-it-f, the-f, the-c, the-f, the-c, the-t, the-c, the-c, the-c, the-c, if-like-c, if the-like-like-c, if-c, if the-like-like-like, if the-c, if the-y-y-c, if the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th-c, if th-c, if th-c, if th-c, if th-c, th-c, th-c, th-c, th-c, th-c, th-c, th-c, th-c, th-c, th-c, th-c, toge-c, tog-c, tog-c, toguuu-c, togu-c, togu-c, thi-c, th-c, th-c, you're too busy playing NHL 2024, or whatever the fucking is you playing.

Hey, so what? Takea didn't put a fully functional steering column in 400,000 cars. Now one's perfect. I would go further and say, Po-body's Nerfict. It's time for Po-Body's Nerfict. Tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick- Pobody's Nerfict, no, no, Po-body's Nerfict, No, Poe-Bi-Bi-Di's Ner, yeah, yeah,

Po'by this nerve-fet. No, oh, oh, oh. This one comes from news.com. That's one comes from news.com. That's a real estate agent accidentally burned down house ahead of open house. Oopsies. Poe body's nerfix. Poe body's nerfix. We've all been there, folks.

We've all done it. Look to your left. Look to your right. If you don't see anyone who's burned down a house by accident, you have burned down a house by accident. A real estate agent accidentally burned a multi-million dollar property to the ground while preparing for an open house, with her employer ordered to pay more than $850,000 in damages.

You are not getting a bonus this year. Sydney Real Estate Agent Julie Bundock was preparing for an open house at a four-bed home on Sydney's northern beaches when she noticed the current renters of the house had left some bedding on the deck to dry. She removed the sheets and threw them in a downstairs room onto a shelf below a light, which she switched on. About 20 minutes later, a major fire broke out in the four-bedroom house on Riverview Road in Avalon Beach, believed to be caused by the shelf and bedding heating

up and catching fire due to the wall-mounted light. This immediately sounds fake and fishy to me. Oh you reckon? You put some sheets under a light and it's set on fire? Polyester sheets, directly underneath an incandescent bulb, they are in contact. Bam! The house estimated to be worth around $3 million along with all of its contents was destroyed. The owner of the property, Peter Allen Bush, who was preparing to sell the property, took them out to court, as did the four renters of the property who had their belongings destroyed in the fire. Oh my God. But outside of any of this, if you're a real the real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real the real real the real the real real the real the real the real the real the real the real thi, thi, thi, thi, and thi, thi, and thi, and the, and the, and to to thi, and to to, and to, and to, and to, and to, and to, and to, and to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, th, th, th, th, th, th, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the, the, the, their, their, their, their, their, their, the. the. the. the. tho. toe. the, the, to, destroyed in the fire. Oh my God. I mean, but outside of any of this, if you're a real estate agent and you have come into

my home that I rent because you're doing like an open house or you're taking photos for a listing or whatever, don't fucking touch my stuff. Don't touch my stuff. Don't touch my bedding. Do not put away my washing? That's fucking rank! Stay away from my shit, lady? Touch my stuff. And don't burn the house down, ideally. Don't touch my sheets, don't burn my home and everything I have. Yeah. If you can avoid it, Julie. Bitch. You fuck.

You real estate turd. Mr Bush told the court that after the fire, Miss Bundock said words to the effect of, quote, oh my God, Pete, I think I have burnt down your house. Hey Pete, did you like having a house that was a burd up? Mr Bush claimed she said those words in the presence of others, including his de facto partner Lynn Emanuel Quote, I had been doing some tiding up, I collected some sheets drying on the veranda and threw them on top of a freestanding metal shelf in the bedroom under the stairs. I just threw them there Pete right up against the light on the wall. I think that's what's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's bedroom under the stairs. I just threw them there, Pete, right up against the light on the wall. I think that's what started the fire.

Why did you do that? Julie, what are you doing? First of all, don't fucking touch the stuff. Second, don't put the stuff directly underneath a hot light bulb. And then turn it on? Don't immediately admit to it. Yeah, why did you turn it on? I just, I just tucked all the sheets in the oven to get them out of the way and then I put the grill on high. I don't know what happened. I think I might have accidentally, through some freak accident, started a fire what I like put out my cigarette in your collection of film nitrate stock. Some strange chemistry took place.

Why would you admit to this? I'm never owning up to this. No. Your house spontaneously combusted. Yeah. Did you get a dodgy electrician in, you fucking idiot, Pete? Pete, you are responsible for this. There was one isolated bolt of lightning, not connected to a larger thunderstorm or anything. Chief Judge Inequity, Justice David Hammershlag handed down his judgment on Tuesday in the Supreme Court, ruling the Bundock quote, actively created the risk of fire and the consequent harm.

Ooh, you got the hammer. I think there might have been a type of farm. Hamish slag's a great judge name. That is. Judge Hammershlaug ordered Ms. Bundock's employer domain residential northern beaches to pay Mr. Bush $740,642 for the loss of his house and a combined $121,475 to the four renters, Elise Coulter, Lauren Coulter, and Ella Eagle. Yes.

I love things. Ella, Eagle. Get that money, Queen! Get that bag. Like most of your shit probably sucked anyway. Like it was probably all stuff from Temple and Webster. Probably had two colors in your entire room. Free standing metal shell.

Yak. Yucky. Kmart? Gross. Were you getting approximately $30,000, get to to to to to to to that that that that that that that that that th.00,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that money, get that money, get that money, get that money, get that money, get that, get that, get that, get that, get that, get that, get that, get that, get that, get that, get that, get that, get that, get that, get that, get that, get that, get that, get that, get that, get that, get that, get that, get that, get that money. I that money. I that money.00, get that money.00, get that that that that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that money that's that's that's that's that's that from? Yucky. Kmart? Gross. Were you getting approximately $30,000 to replace your Anco shit now? Go somewhere better. Blame a Kmart appliance. Say you saw Anko shit in that house and you're off the hook. I saw four Anco spice grinders in the kitchen and I think maybe that might have started the fire. I saw an Anko toaster the judge was like tossing that case in th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th in thin thin thin tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho shell tho tho shell tho shell tho tho shell tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho th th th th th th th th th th th tho th tho tho tho tho tho tho tho sha tho sha tho shi tho shale tho tho tho tho tho tho thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo thoo tho tho tho tho th maybe that might have started the fire. I saw an Anko kettle. I saw an Anko toaster. The judge is like tossing that case out. It looks smart. Anco Air Friar has burned this house to the fucking ground.

And it happens every day. You know they sell Anco stuff in Target now? Yeah, they do. It's just everywhere. Does that not seem crazy? That's crazy. I I I I I I I I I I I I that that that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's crazy. I thought that was Kmart's brand. Yeah, I thought so too. Maddie was telling me a while back that that, do you know how they got the name for Anco? Because all the stuff at Kmart, it, they used to have a house brand where it would be like the sort of the section that it was as the name of the thing and co, it'd be like bedding and co. Or like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the. the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that, their, their, their, theirthing, and co. It'd be like bedding and co, or like clothing and co or whatever. And now it's just that, and co.

It's like a Hodor situation. From Game of Thrones. From Game of Thrones. That's right. Judge Hamishlack also ordered the agency to pay interest on the combined $862,315 from the time of the fire in May 2019. That a fire might be caused by putting or throwing bedding up against a burning light is obvious. That risk was plainly foreseeable and Bundock order have known this, he stated in his decision. You say that but she's a real estate agent.

So her brain doesn't work. Her brain is not like ours. There is nothing going on in there. You gave the keys to your house to one of those people and just let them run around unsupervised in there. What did you think was going to happen? The only thing they're capable of doing is getting a novated lease on a convertible. That's all they understand. That's all they understand. Applying for personalized plates. Yes, they lovedlised sunglasses. That's all they know.

Oh my God, Pete, I was cold and I just, I just put my cigarette lighter to the bottom of your nylon curtains just to warm myself up. I don't know what happened. Judge Hammerslag also noted that Miss Bundock was an, quote, aggressive and uncooperative witness in court. Quote, her evidence was clearly colored by a heightened awareness that she had caused the catastrophe. The decision said, I'd love to hear her excuses. Like how did you try to explain this away? The thing that you said, yeah, I did that. Yeah. Oh, well when I said that I did it, I was really trying to just give him a scapegoat, like someone to be angry at because I th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th th th th th th th thi thi, by thi, by thi, by thi, by thi, by thi, by thi, by thi, by thi, by thi, by thi, by thi, by thi, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by thi, by thi, by thi, by thi, by thi, by thi, by thi, by thi, by thi, by thi, by thi, by thi, by thi, by thi, by thi, by the thi, the the the thi, thi, the the thi, thi, that I did it I was really trying to just give him a scapegoat like someone to be angry at because I thought it would help him with emotional I didn't want him to feel bad. If anything he put that stuff under the light bulb. Oh, he was the one

touching his tenant stuff for whatever fucking reason. Yeah. He bought a house with a light bulb. Doesn't that make him responsible for what happens after th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi the the the the the the thi thi. I'm theat. I'm theat. I'm the. I'm the. I'm the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I I th. I I th. I I I I th. I I I th. I I I I I th. I th. I I I th. I I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi. I thi. I the. I the. I the. I'm theat theat. Yeah. I'm theat theat theateat. I thooooooooooooooooooooooeateat. I that make him responsible for what happens after that point? Yes. I fucking hate real estate agents so much. They're the worst people alive. I'm not worried that any of our listeners or any, so. No. I mean, like, you probably aren't. And if you are, you're kind of the worst.

Yeah. What about don't cut that out? We don't do something else. What about do anything else? Become a beautiful painter. Paint beautiful pictures. Manager hungry jacks. Yes. Become beautiful. Run that shit like the Navy. Yes. Domain residential Northern Beaches attempt to argue that Mr Bush and the renters also played a part of the damage as they did not inform the agency that the shelf would heat up as a result of the light. What?

Fuck. Oh, you. It's a horrible car. Hey, by the way, just if you're in the house, because that might electrocute you. It's kind of the power points here have this thing about like electrocution, so we just don't use the forks around them. Yeah, so just in case you happen to be touching them. Oh, if you're moving the toaster from the kitchen to the bathroom, don't plug the to

the toaster in and put it into a full bath. I don't think the shelf heated up. I think it was the sheets she put on there. I think it was the sheets were probably the problem. You don't have to warn basic environmental hazards. You don't have to tell you real estate agent, like, oh, by the way, if you inhale too much chlorine while you're in the house, you might get sick. Like, this isn't a video game where you're teaching how to use the crafting system and that some things shouldn't be combined. She shouldn't be touching your stuff. Yeah. Fuck off Julie. You burn that fucking house down. She burned the house down.

I fucking hate you Julie. Judge Hammershag rejected this suggestion. Quote, the submission is made in the context where none of the plaintiffs could have possibly or remotely conceived that Pandock might do what she did, he stated. Hmm. Yeah. I love this judge. He's right. Yeah. Quote, there was no occasion which could reasonably have called for the suggested disclosure. Pand don't acted on her own motion. Her actions were the sole cause of the harm. Such an excuse for fucking up, oh, you didn't tell me that you didn't tell me that it would set on fire. You didn't tell me that I knocked out one of the supporting pillars underneath the house, the house would collapse. No one told me that actions have consequences.

No one told me about- I should have been told beforehand that this house was particularly susceptible to having a bulldozer driven through it. Yes. So fucking holidays. Well it was really hot and the sheets are really close to it, but I don't know. I'm just a real estate agent. I was thinking about personalized number plates. I just went to high school. I wanted to get money as my number plate. I was thinking about what kind of clip art to put in my email informing like 600 different renters that they're fucking renters going up at Christmas time. Yeah. I think about what kind of graphic to use to you to you to you to use to use to use to use their to use their their th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi th. I was th. I was th. I was th I th I th I was th I was th I was th I was th. I was th I was th. I was th. I was thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. I was thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. I was thi thi thi thi thi're fucking renters going up at Christmas time.

Yeah. Think about what kind of graphic to use. A house with a smiley face on it. Yeah. You're rents going up by 75%. It's not negotiable. Kill me! Well, that was definitely an episode of the podcast.

Buntavista. Hey, thanks for joining us on this crazy ride. We'll be back next week with more wacky news, a little bit of improv, and yeah, we're going to keep it weird. I'm going to kill myself if you keep talking like that. It'd be fun. Imagine if we were fun people. Yeah, they'd be crazy. I prefer not to imagine that. that. that. that. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi, thi, thi, thi, to. to to to to to to thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. We'll thi. We'll thi. We'll thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thiiiii. thii. thii. thi. We'll thi. thi. We'll thi. They'd be crazy. We prefer not to. I prefer not to imagine that.

Funny news from four deeply unfun people. Oh, for real though, open the chakras. You know? Yes. Open your chakras this week. That is your homework. Yes. Have a beer with your horse.

Grow up. Yeah, have a beer with your horse. Grow up. Yeah, have a beer with Gator. Rename your fucking horse. Jesus. And don't touch my shit, Julie. Yeah. How many more houses you're gonna burn down? You fuck.

Nice power suit. You look like an asshole. Get out of here. All right, we'll see ne. there. Bye. Bye.