Boonta Vista - EPISODE 341: Wriggling Around Inside Idaho’s Belly

Episode Date: April 7, 2024

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Omens and portents for the coming eclipse, getting into uniform for a deceased husband prank, the future emergence of Big Idaho, and accidentally acquiring a house. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [e-mail]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

He wake up confused. I've got a ninja. So small again. Ahem. You wake up confused. In the back of a van. Your hands are tied behind your back. You open your gorgeous blue eyes, your long wavy brown hair still in a messy bun. The converse shoes on your feet are untied. You look around the van and you see three men and a woman staring at

you and whispering to each other. The woman says to you, don't worry, it's not much further. We'll be at the mansion soon. It's now you realize you're a terrible gambling addicted alcoholic mother has sold you to Buntavista. We have some rules for you, Ben says to you. Number one, no trying to escape. Number two, you have to do to to to to to to to to to to th. th. th. th. thi. the the thi, the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their their. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the. the. theateateate. theateate. teateate. teate. theate. theateate. the. the. their their their their Ben says to you. Number one, no trying to escape. Number two, you have to do whatever we say. Number three, you don't correct us on anything that we say. You nod, your long wavy brown hair cascades down your petite body. Can I at least have my clothes, you ask? Give them their clothes, says Theo.

You always knew he was a really nice guy. Andrew groans and he throws you your Buntavista hoodie. Put that on and shut up, all right? Theo turns to you and he looks really nervous. What is it, Theo, you ask? Well it's just that even though we do live in a mansion, we only have one bedroom in the mansion, and it actually only has one big bed, and I'm really embarrassed, but we can't actually give you your own room.

Andrew groans again, shut up, Theo. I'm sick of you always being the sensitive one in the group. You tell Andrew to leave him alone. The whole group looks at you, shocked that someone so beautiful and so petite could be so strong and so confident. Van comes to a stop. You realize you've arrived at the Buntavista Mansion. So what happens now, you ask nervously. Ben reaches over and grabs your hand. You're surprised at how soft it is, how instantly at ease you feel given the situation. Let me take you inside, he says.

And if you'd like part two of a sold to Buentevista, you'll have to sign up on Patrion.com slash Buentevista for $5. That's kind of it. That's kind of it. I desperately want to know what happens in the mansion. I've got to know what happens next, because it feels like there's some personality conflicts there, but I can't help but feel thrilled. I feel a little bit thrilled at the same time. Like I feel like I've lost all control, but is that so bad?

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I read the books. People come in, they say, have you read this one? I go, I don't know, why don't you look at the name on the recommendation card? Why don't you tell me? I wrote that. out my beautiful trellises and you go, yes. I didn't realize I thought you were plain. So excited for the part where Ben takes his glasses off and flips his hair back. Yeah, in my head right now I am there as me and I'm also there as the beautiful petite, take smart, hottie who's not afraid to get down with it. Will Andrew's

gruff exterior give way to shocking tenderness? I don't think you can find out. How stinky is the bed. Yeah, by the way when you get there, we have all been fighting for months about whose job it is to change the bed. I think if you had five people in charge of redoing like the bedding, it would take no time at all. Like doing the duna would be so fucking easy. I don't feel like it's that much easier with a second person. And five people, I don't know how five people are gonna change a duna that quickly. You can each sort of grab a corner and then you know sort of.

There's a fifth person. Hey, do you guys, are you familiar with the... They hold the duna and dive in through the hole, Lucy. Oh my god, they get in there and they get each corner, yes, they just push it all the weight. Yeah, one person's third. Yeah, that's actually kind of perfect. That's what you need. Yeah, they have to be so petite. do it. I'm going to crawl on in there anymore. I use the flick inside out method. What

mean anymore? Well it used to, I didn't know how to do a duna. Yeah, I used to get all away in there. Did you ever fall asleep while you were in that? No, it's really hot. Actually, it's pretty cozy. It's really hot. No, it's really hot inside of the tuna for starters. Sometimes you get trapped in there the the there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there the there there the there there the there the there the the there the the the there the the the the the the thoic in the You got the duna for starters. Add the cover? Sometimes you get trapped in there for hours. Caitlin comes in, there's just sort of a mesh shape of wriggling dune-dunnel. This was earlier in my life. Do you guys fuck with the the, uh, the, either the dunas or the duna covers that have the little ties at the corner? So you can sort of, maybe looked at me like I was just, the the the the the the the the the th. You, th. You, th. You, th. You, th. You, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the th, the th, the th, th, tuna, tie, thine, thigh, thigh, thigh, thigh, tunas, tunas, tunas, tunas, tie, tie, tie, tie, tie, tie, tie, tie, tie, tie, tie, tie, tie, tie, tie, tie, tie, tie, tie, the the tie, the the the tie, the, tie, tie, the, tie, the, tie, the, the, tie, tie, tie, tie, tie, tie, tie, tie, tie, bedding has these. Oh, I just on the corner. It's like, are they inside or outside? On the inside, so you just tie the actual Duna insert corners at the whole end.

And then you can just shake it out from the other end that and bam, it takes like no time at all. And it's not moving around. Yeah, it's never seen this in my life. I mean there's a lot of duner. Yeah, a lot of innovation has come from Queensland, but I don't think it's like clean thing. I've put multiple duna sets that have had these. I don't, am I the only person that's bought betting recently? I've bought betting. I've bought betting. I've never seen a thrown.. I've a th. I've th. I've th. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I'm. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. tho. thoen. I've thi. the. tho. I've the. I've th. I've th. I'm th. I'm thoen. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I. I. I'm. I'm. I. I. I'm. I'm. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm tha. I've tha. I've the. I've the. I've theee. thea. I've thea. I've thea. I've thea. I've the. I've th day as I needed new bedding and I was really depressed and I thought if I spent a lot of money on bedding it would make me feel better. Yeah. Did it?

I spent too much on bedding. But it's got the little ties. What colour? What colour was the was the bedding you bought? Pure black. Post breakup. Yeah. It wasn't black. No, I went for just like a nice soft cotton rust for the sheets, sort of a rusty orange kind of and then a nice, nice, classic. Yeah, sort of like if you got the autumn colors. Yeah, that's what was cool like five years ago. Yeah, I apologize, you're ready to nest. You like, hey, out of a breakup, but it is coughing season. Yes, I am ready to settle down two weeks after a breakup from a four and a bit year long relationship.

Yep, good to go. And walk me down. What were you wearing when you got into the bed? What's the tip? What's happening here? I'm on the record. Hair, you're a nude sleeper, yeah. Okay.

I'd be, I would be nude with socks. Come on. My feet get cold, I got bad circulation. I'm the opposite, I cannot sleep with socks on. I'm kicking off. Yeah, I'm fucking clothes. the socks are off. But how good's the feeling of...

Three-piece suit, no socks. Loaf is still on though. I remember wearing socks to bed, but the feeling of kicking off socks in bed and then being sockless in the texture of the sheets? And what, the, and the socks are just under the sheets somewhere? You'll have to recover them? You'll pick them out the side. Yeah, you need the technique technique technique technique technique technique technique technique technique technique technique technique technique technique technique technique technique technique technique technique technique technique technique technique technique technique the the the the the to the to the to to the the their. You need technique for this. I grew up in a colder place than you guys in your Brisbane, where you get in there with

your duna and you're overheated all of a sudden. We need the duna. We need the duna. For many, many years of my life, Ben, I agree. It was my practice to get into my bed with my socks on, and then I would take it. the off and then I would pull my foot out, grab the other big toe, pull it off. The first sock goes over the second sock and I kick the bundle out the side of the bed and then I'm in there. Feet and sconced.

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Number two, over 40, starting to turn a different shape, right? Don't, don't necessarily want to be taking my shirt off everywhere all the time anymore. Number three. Number three, I just fucking hate getting a sunburn, you know? You ask someone else to sunscreen your back, you're taking a gamble, you know? Yeah. You're sort of assuming that someone else is going to be as thorough as you might. You're assuming that your wife might do it properly and not leave some big chunks to get sunburn. Hypothetically, hypothetically. Yeah. But now of days, much simpler for th th thi thi thi thi thi thi, thi, thi, thi, you, you, thi, you, you, thi, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you thi, you thi, you know, you know, you know, you, you, you know, you're thi, you're thi, you're thi, you thi, you thi, you thi, you thi, you thi, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you the, you the, you thi, you thi, you thi, you thi, you're thi, you're thi, you're thi, you're thi thi thi thi thoooo, you know, you're th. th. You're ask, you know, you're thi, you're thi, you're Hypothetically, yeah. Hypothetically, hypothetically. Yeah.

But nowadays, much simpler for me, slap on the old rashy. A very large hat, the biggest hat you've ever seen. It looked like calm in San Diego up in that bit. You look like a big condomin' strong hat. Yes, yes. Look, they stay safe. It can be hot out there. I just avoid the whole thing by not swimming. I hate swimming. Yeah, I hate the beach.

I don't like the beach. So big thumbs down to the beach. Beach sucks. Boole things. It sucks. It's itchy. I like a pool. I like a pool. swim, there's no sharks and when I get out, no sand sticking to me. Pools.

That's where I hate sand, it's gritty, it's coarse. It gets everywhere. He was right. He was right about that. Right about something. Those younglings were really annoying. Boy, some they suck. Sometimes you're on a beautiful planet with your secret fiance and

you're just having a nice chat to him and then like his face darkens and he says some things, some red flags, you know, they might be considered future omens and importance. It's time for omens importance. You shall see hail fall from a clear sky and burn his fire upon the ground. You shall see darkness cover Egypt when the sun climbs high to noon. And you shall know that God is God and bow down to his will. You ever just hanging out with your fiance and then he says, I'm more powerful than a chancellor now. Like, yeah. Hmm.

I should be in charge of all governments. And then you go, oh, that's terrifying. Oh, he's just goofing. He's just... When you roll it around at a picnic? Just having a laugh. Yeah. And then you say, I can't th th th th th th th I can't, I can fix him. Yeah, you can't. So we're back to a familiar beat here and that we spoke about it last week, I think.

But I just think it's really, there's some really crazy stuff happening with the eclipse that's coming up. Total solar eclipse happening on the eighth in the US. So that'll come, that'll be about in a day and a half times. Yeah. And I think it's just really important that when something this significant, astrologically speaking happens we should probably keep an eye on it. So I've pulled together a couple of different perspectives and viewpoints from Reddit. Here's the first one. This one's from R slash conspiracy. The title

is CERN, NASA, lunar eclipse, firmament. The four things I checked before I leave the house. Yeah. Yeah. LUTTAS. LUTHERN. to go. Hypothetical question. Serne and NASA are both planning to shoot at the lunar eclipse on the 8th at the same time. That part's not a question though. So I'm assuming that statement of fact. It's a statement of fact that's just preloading you with the info. Yes, we all know this about NASA plans shoot at the lunar eclipse. They are launching some rockets to take some observations or measurements or something. Although I don't think Colt 45.

No one from CERN, no like Swiss scientist is like getting out to shoot a Lugar at the moon. Swiss scientist. So, scare quotes around that. And CERN's doing like a particle accelerated, Adamsmashy thing on the eighth as well, which everyone's getting really worked up about. But they've probably just got like work to do, right? Yeah, those atoms aren't going to smash themselves.

No. I don't know, like look to your left, look to your right, if neither of those people have smashed an atom. It's your turn. It's your turn to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go turn to go to CERN and help with smashing the atoms. Yeah. If the firmament, if the firmament is real, meaning water is above, meaning water is what is above the firmament,

wouldn't that flood the earth? Is this why all the elites got bunkers? What's a firmament? Help me out here for a second. Yeah, I feel like I'm not. And maybe just from some of the noises that my co-hosts are making. I don't work at NASA, I don't work at the same. Maybe we're not clear on this firmament business. So are we saying that there's like a layer between the earth and maybe something above that and everything above that is water? Yeah, so this is like a biblical thing where it's like an interpretation of what's in the

Bible in that the earth was divided into the firmament and the water is above the firmament which is that there is the earth that we live on, that's the firmament, and then above that there is just a giant solid layer of water? Well, I'm just looking at the dictionary definition of firmament, which is the vultu or arch of the sky or heavens, stars twinkled in the firmament. So I don't think we're on the firmament. Oh, the, th, so I think, think, think, the thin, the thin, thi, thi, thi, the the thi, the thi, the the the there, there is just there is just there is just there is just there is just there is just there is just a there is just a there is just a there is just a there, there, there, there, there is just a there, there, there, there, there is just, there, there is just, there, there is just there, there is just there, there is just there is just there is just there is just there is just there is just thi, thi, thi, thi, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, the the the the throngii, the throanananananananananananananananananan's there is just a there is just a there is just a there is just a there is just a there is just on the firm. Oh, sorry, the firm is above us, then above that is the layer of water. Okay. We want to keep that. We don't want to mix our wets on our drives, right? The upper seas or waters above Fermanent.

Yeah, and that's sort of they wrap around the chambers in heaven. Oh, great. There's some people have done some helpful artwork of what is what is where. It's actually a really good Ted Chang short story about that. It's the first story in stories of your life. If you've ever read that, they break into the waters above the firm as part of it. It's really interesting sort of biblical science fiction story. Okay, I've put a little diagram in the chat just for us all to look out here. For those listening at home, you cannot see through my eyes. I just want to make that clear.

We don't have a hideaway situation. Yeah. Ben, have you ever seen the movie Hideaway? No, I was thinking of Strange Day's situation. Oh, you should check out Hideaway in which Jeff Gold Bloom has a near death experience and then become psychically linked to a serial killer. Oh now we're talking. Yeah, got a leash your silverstone. It's Jeff Goldblum's daughter. What's she-all? What is she-ol? Is that hell? I don't know, I've never heard of she-ol. That's not kind of right. So, the abode of the dead. Oh, the Old Testament word for the abode of the dead.

It's not so... Not hell? It's just like the underworld. In this diagram, we've got like a sort of rocky outcropping in the center, and that is helpfully labeled Earth. On both sides of that, it says sea and sea. And then there's some rocky business on either side of that, labeled mountains. So I'm guessing those are mountains to stop us from like just walking off the edge of the earth, which seems pretty flat in this depiction I'm gonna say.

Yeah, that's a thing in flat earth as well as they blink for that the entire world is ringed by this big wall of mountains and that Antarctica is just a section. It makes sense. Because Antarctica goes all the way around us in our circular flat earth. Right. And then above that there are some clouds. They've helpfully been labeled clouds. Yeah. Stars, moon, sun, that all exist. That's real. All that stuff. Underneath us here we've got foundations of the earth. And then on the far left and right, foundations of the heavens and then on the far left and right foundations of the heavens and they're holding up the firmament. Yes. Right.

One of us is a woman I think. Don't go fucking around with the foundations of the heavens, I guess. It would be what I take away from this immediately. I don't want to be doing any drilling, any blasting. No, funny business. And you're telling me Swedes are going to be out there popping holes in this bad boy. I don't like the sound of that. That's what I've been learned to believe, yeah. I think it answered to this person's question, that is why all the elites got bunkers.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So if the firmament is real, if the firmament is real, which is the the the f is that is that is the f f f. It's fake. Yeah. Yes. If that's real, is that wild deal that's got bunkers. Because we might flood the earth by puncturing the firm and then all the water coming down. One of the things that I sort of, like a fringe, when I was still in the church, lots of people

try to sort of come up with like crazy things to marry the Bible and science to sort of make it be like, oh actually this might be a real thing. So in the very early parts of the Old Testament, everyone's documented is living for like 900 or a thousand years. Yeah. Yeah. And one of the explanations that I got told was that maybe is that Noah's the flood, that Noah survived with his children and their wives and his wife also. Noah's the flood, T-N.

Noah's the flood. That was the waters above the firmament coming down. And what had had previously been doing was filtering out UV light from the sun, so everyone lived really long because they didn't get cancer. Oh, okay. And yeah, and then because that water above the ferment was no longer there, everyone just started living normal life spans.

You know what else? Well, I had to go into my world view. Can you crock that? Plus no seed oils, you know? Yes, they didn't have seed oils back down. Or screens. Yeah, imagine being alive for 900 years, no steam deck. High voltage transmission lines.

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Yeah, I don't do drugs because to sit forwards on a chair. Never, never tried. I don't like, I look at a chair and I'm just like, I don't know what you guys are seeing. Yeah, you know? Oh, I'm sorry. Did I just say shit? Yeah, sometimes I swear. to their thanks. to the evening, every evening. But let's be clear,

I'm sick of Satan's bullshit. Yeah, I'm really mad at that guy. This is also from R slash conspiracy. The two great American eclipses, 2017 and 2024, form a cross in Cairo, Illinois, they'd probably pronounce it Cairo or some shit I assume. No, I think it's just Cairo to be honest. Oh, great. Sorry, I would like to apologize to the beautiful people of Illinois. There's one American hand. There's one Egyptian hand and they're shaken. That's right. And above it it says the pronunciation of Cairo. It sort of just made a meme out of words. Oh a word meme? Past mouth to mouth? Let's get together and turn that into an image macro after the show.

So it will form across in Cairo, Illinois at the intersection of the Mississippi and Ohio rivers right by the Cahokia mounds. which is a large sort of mound structure, Native American structure that I think is meant to be the largest one north of Mexico. That's a couple of thousand years old, a thousand years old maybe. It's close to that, but not like super close. They've attached an image and they've demonstrated that the intersection I think is like an hour's drive away from there. So it's like, ah, like, yeah. Yeah, but it makes you think.

Yeah, the lines on the, on the corkboard. It's nearly crossed at the old Indian mountain. Not quite, it's a fair way off. Yeah, but, ooh, almost. Indian mountain, not quite, it's a fair way off. Yeah, but ooh, almost. Carro, Cairo, Illyro. Oh, come on. That's even silly.

Flipp, it's all falling apart. The American hand has got to, too slow. And they've gone into fingers, they're flipping each other off. Oh, I hope the people of Egypt and Illedo can become friends again. This is also from R. slash conspiracy. Is the solar eclipse really a ritual being done by the elites to summon Rah, the Egyptian god of the sun who is actually a pagan god? Probably, fuck it, who cares? Yeah, I guess. Sure. Sure. Anything at this point? I don't mean what are we gonna do? We're powerless to stop it. So, even if it's true? They hold all the

power. What am I gonna do? Yeah, why do you just wait and see? Why don't you just wait and see? You can't worry about it? You can't change it.. It's just gonna stress you out. If that is what's gonna happen, you don't know. Just log off, just self-care. Yeah, just be like, okay, elites control everything. They're summoning RAA. I don't need to see a whole feed of pictures of RAH. You know, I don't need that.

I can turn my phone off. Yeah, or I'm gonna close that app and then I'm gonna open the phone app on my phone And I'm gonna call up Schmitty and I haven't spoken to Schmitty in like six years He'd be like oh is there is there an emergency be like no bro I just wanted to chat with you I'm gonna really talk to each other. I don't know I mean you and me I mean like everyone everyone yeah Yeah, everyone yeah, so that was coming yeah, I'm to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to that I that I to that I that I that I to to that I that I to to to to to to to to to to to to to that I that I'm to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that that that that that th th th that the that the the the the the the the that that the that that that the that the the the the the the that was just the title of the post. Anyway, Razz coming. Yeah, Razz coming. This would explain why there's supposed to be a three-day blackout with Bill Gates himself, saying that he has plans to permanently blackout the sun.

I don't think he said that. I'm not sure that he said that. Taken as red, we all know Bill Gates City, personally. One of the fucking things where like he's gone, like is there a kernel of truth to this where he's gone like maybe one of the things that we can do to fight climate change is to reduce, yeah, to reduce the amount of light incidents on us? Oh, probably right. They're doing a, whatever with the... Is is a movie, the movie, the movie, the their, their, their, their, their, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, is, is, is, is, thi, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, thi. Like, thi. Is thi. Is thi. Is thi. Is thi. Is thi. Is. Is. Is thi. Is. Is their, the is there a movie where they black out

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They continue. Also, NASA has a planned thing for the 8th of April, which is named, quote, serpent deity, which is suspicious if you know what deities are. Oh, they thought they could slip that one by us, but I took year eight ancient history. Just hearing about deities for the first time. There's so much to explain in so many questions. If you haven't gone this far down the rabbit hole, I am happy to help you understand more. I'd like it if you could actually.

I'm here to make you stupider. See, this is great though. This is why they win. Because leftists will be like, if you haven't done the reading, I don't want to talk to you. Whereas this guy is like, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the, the, the, the thea, thea.ea.a, thea.a.a.a, thea.a.a.a, toooooooooooo, to toell you what a deity is. He's calling you in, and he's calling NASA out. Okay, NASA's APEP mission is named for a serpent deity, which was Fire Rockets at the Eclipse. Is it Quetzocadle? Who's APEP?

APEP? APEP? APEP. Is that his name? I thought he had some sexual assault allegations against him. Oh right, sure. Jesus. The ancient Egyptian deity who embodied darkness and disorder and was thus the opponent of light

in my art. We're loading so much. So much. Why would they call it that? Oh, is this? Did they call it that? Apophis? Are we... He goes by many names, it appears. We know nothing at this point. I know Apophis from the Stargate TV series. And he was the big bad guy.

So why would NASA name their launch after him? They do it right in front of us. Yes. They do it like right. They're laughing at us. Yeah, and they put their plans out there and they laugh, and then they don't do their plans, but then like, you know, it's right. It's, that's so naked. Actually, that is a form of Satan worship.

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This is another one from R slash strange earth. This one's very wordy. I apologize in advance. So I'm just going to blitz through this and we can sort of debrief after. Some interesting geometry on this eclipse. Okay. Here we go. One might say sacred. The path of the 2017, 2023 and 2024 eclipses make a perfect 1, 1213 ratio philosophers stone proportion within the borders the United States.

What exactly makes this triangle perfect? Well, this triangle is the only, brackets, Pythagorean, reduced triple whose area is equal to its perimeter, area equals 30. Two of these adjacent perfect triangles, therefore equal area equals 60, perimeter equals 60, which I had posted on last year that I believed was fundamental to time as it represents the base 60s, sex adjessimal, natural cycle of inhalation and exhalation to both minutes and hours. 30 minutes of inhalation and 30 minutes of exhalation for each. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. tri-i, tri-i, tri-i, tri-i, tri-i, tri-i, tri-i, trie, trie, trie, trie, tripe, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the the the the the the the the the the the the thi, their, their, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. their, their, their, their, of exhalation for each hour of time. Even the height to the base seems to encode time as its height-based proportion of 2.4,

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angle, angle, of the great pyramid is the only triangular angle that allows for squaring the circle, which I've posted on extensively for several years now. Additionally, the shape of the eclipse pathways makes both a letter A and an X or T. Alpha Chi, Alpha Chi, Alpha Chi, Tav, Kai. Kyi? Let's all say all of the possible ones. Tav is the last letter of the Hebrew alphabet, essentially the Hebrew version of two. Finally, the fact that the intersection with the Eclipse of 2023 and this year's eclipse

occurs over Little Egypt in Illinois and its totality path also passes over towns called Alpha Ohio and Omega Illinois. Well, that's just because American towns have fucking stupid names, yeah, I was in Lebanon, Mississippi. Like the path of the totality passes over like a chunk of the US and there are tons of like- a lot of it right, like it's huge. Also they'll just like name a collection of three houses it'll be like hey this is the unincorporated township of bunk. Yeah, okay. The eclipse passes over shards knob. Yeah, what does that mean? What does that mean? What could it means? I wish I could could have th th th th th th th th th th th the th the th th their th th their their th th th th their th th th their th their th th th th of th of thoes thoes thoes the the the tho-a to have to have of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thoes thoes thoes toes toes to-s to-a to-a to-o-o-to-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oomoom-oom-s? Yeah. I wish I could have my thoughts together as much as this guy. Like, really, nothing in my head is that like comprehensive.

I've been lost two steps in. I'm like, oh, what was the first thing I said? Gone. Yeah. I mean, another one. Yeah, okay. From R. Sash conspiracy demon face and the total eclipse related? Do you guys hear about the demon face guy? I think I have heard of demon. This is just like people's faces and like demons? There was like a guy, I think it was a guy. There was a study published about a guy who had a, I don't feel like a stroke or something happened to him and then afterwards he, something happened with the part of his brain that interprets faces and it made everyone appear demon-like to him,

like crazy, big eyes and like big snarling mouths and stuff. X-Files-Arts Syndrome. Yeah. Here we go. They are talking about a weird condition that some people have that lets them see normal faces, a demon faces. What do you mean let's them? Yeah, yeah, think about that for a second. Are they preparing us for what might happen during the eclipse? Because why now? Because we might see demon faces during the eclipse? Oh yeah, it's that thing we just discovered. It's not really seeing demons.. Wink, wink, wink. Interestingly, look up a song named Black Hole Sun. And if you're under 30, look up a song named Black Hole Sun. Because first of all, incredible.

Imagine hearing that song for the first time, it would blow your fucking mind. But what they're referring to specifically is the music video, which employs some very of the time visual effects to turn sort of scenes of American suburbia into twisted nightmares. Yeah, I think that I honestly think that now that the visual effects have aged significantly, it feeds back in like almost as a sort of semi-ironic. I think like the, they look bad and stupid, right? But like, that's sort of the vibe of the video clip as well? Yes. Yeah, I think it looks great. It rules. It's a well? Yes. Yeah. I think it looks great.

It rules. It's a good music video. Yeah. The music video on the lyrics describe what will happen when the sun looks like a black hole. Fun fact, the writer of the song hung himself in 2017. How was that fun? That's not fun. That's the least fun fact.

I was so depressed when Chris Cornell died. That is fucking horrible. You are not a fun person. So he hung himself because of, he knew about the black holes? The demon faces? Hmm, okay. I know I will be looking extra hard at people's faces during the eclipse. Don't be weird. Don't do that, man. Don't look too long at someone. Like, you can get demon face syndrome by smoking too much weed. Yeah, and looking too long in a face. I just like everybody else is going to be wearing their like gas station eclipse glasses and having like an absolute fucking crazy moment

of wonder with their families that this guy's going to be walking around just staring at their faces. This guy's not a demon either. Huh, okay. I have one more. This is from R slash Star Seeds. This eclipse is putting me through it. Same. I think you're putting you through it.

I believe you are putting you through it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm starting to realize how fake everyone is, and everyone is just irritating me. People are so mean and fake. Like I just can't stand it. I just want to run away to the mountains and hide for a year. I'm way too much of an empathic and sensitive and emotional, and no one is understanding of it. I don't know. Ah!

It's not the eclipse, you it's Mercury retrograde. Yes, yes. And also because you're 17 probably, and because you don't understand that other people have internality and you just, you think you're the other one with feelings. You're not a star seed. You're not Pliadian. Okay, probably. You're just an Aquarius. Yes. Yes. Mercury, retrograde. The eclipse is probably doing some crazy shit. Yeah, if it passes through your house or whatever. Your first house, your 12th house. Yeah. Oh my god, that's gonna be fucking shit up. You know what? Cancel all your brunch dates because the drama is gonna be tea. There's gonna be tea. There is going to be tea and you're not going to like it. There is going to be tea. Yes.

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Being convinced that the laylines of the world don't all match up around Little Egypt and Omega Illinois? You've been scammed, you stupid bitch! It's time for scam watch. Warning, warning. Someone has successfully or unsuccessfully attempted a scan and must be judged. This is SAM watch. This has some of the hallmarks of a scam, but I don't... Yeah. This is from WFMY in North Carolina. The wife me. Wife me. Wife my.

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that. Plus your baby fell into a big that of forced evolutionary virus, so... There's a lot of stuff happening for you today. Big day for you. Mercury's a retrograde. I'm here. Big clips. It's making all the shit crazy. Rocking and County Sheriff's deputies are searching for a man accused of pretending to be a law enforcement officer and then telling a woman her husband and her husband had been killed in a shooting. Ran off going, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck. The deputy's got a call to a home in the Winsome Forest neighborhood of US 158 West in summer field shortly before noon on Thursday.

They spoke with a woman who reported that a man dressed in what looked like an officer's uniform came to her door and told her that her husband had died in a shooting at the quote Madison Walmart. It's blood bath down there. According to the report the suspect even called the woman's husband by name. So he's done his pre-production. He's done his research. Oh I'm so sorry ma'am his pre-production, he's done his research. Oh, I'm so sorry, ma'am. John, he got shot in the shampoo aisle of the Madison Walmart. You know what America's like? this shit happens every day. This is our national disease. It's crazy over there, especially during the

eclipse. Upset by the news, but still believing the man was a real officer, the woman called a friend. She then told the phony officer her friend was on her way over and the man quickly left the area. Yep, gotta go. Oh, I just get in the way. You guys need to talk this out. I'm out of here. Yeah, I just got a 10, I got a the tho, I got a tho, I got a 10, I got a 10, I got a 10, I got a th. I'm out of here. Yeah, I just got a 10-4 on the radio.

That's another husband getting air-hold. Yep. By my. Rockingham County Sheriff Page told WFNY News to the woman, let the man into her home. He warns that if you are ever in doubt of a visitor, call 911. We've talked about this before in a previous thing about like when they're a fake police and then the police just say, oh if you don't think a police officer is real, just

tell them to wait and call like the police department and check that it's a real police officer. You get shot. Yeah, yeah, instantly if you try to do that. I'm sorry, I'm actually just, I'm actually just I'm really paranoid because this thing that happened. Can you just wait for a little while? They go, you're resisting, you're resisting. Yeah, no. And then they just kill you. Yeah, I'm gonna have to shoot you. Yeah, they've kind of created a culture where you can't verify this at all. But, but have you considered that if you do cop and I would like to exercise some of my rights. You can rest easy knowing about all the come-up and still have for it afterwards. Yeah. Paid leave. Probably a couple of months.

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And the cop goes, what about this? And he's like, that is a bottle of whiskey. And then she, in view of her own body cam, takes the lid off it, pours it all out on the side of the road, chucks the empty bottle into the back of the car, and then walks over to the other cop and says, well, he's clearly been drinking, there's an empty bottle in there. And so the whole thing seems to be this weird thing,

where this cop is going through it with first the other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other the other other other other the other the other the other the other this cop is going through it with first the other cop and then a third cop who arrives on the scene as they're all trying to collectively figure out which specific technicality they can haul the guy in for? Like... Yeah, like even if the bottle's empty, you can't... that doesn't make anything. Well, the difference is that it was something to do with like open containers in the car. And the guy's like the the the the the the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th in th in th in th in thin the the where the, the, the, thin thin the, the thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin' all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all th. th. th. thin thin thin the the the the the the the the the the the thee the theeeee thee theee thee theee the the the the the th the car and the guys like it was sealed and you broke the seal on it and then put it back in the car you know so she's done all of this in view of her body cam and then the end of the body cam recording is her talking to the other two cops this senior cop who has arrived on the scene and he says are you still recording pointing at her

body cam and immediately turns away from the camera covering his face? It's so cool. And she's like, no no, I've turned it off now, and then that's the end of the recording. That rules. That rules. I think if a body cam goes off for any reason at any point, they should just execute the case out. The case is gone. Yeah, and the cop too. Yes. Put him in the big meat grinder. Debted said the woman contacted her husband soon after learning that the story had been made up.

The woman was unharmed. RCSO wants the public's help in fighting the man involved in the crime. The suspect is described as a man in these late 30s or early 40s around 6 foot 3, a medium build and light colored hair. Police uniform. Andrew, he could be driving an older model silver dodge charger marked like a highway patrol vehicle. That is, I gotta say, even though he pranked this lady and she remained unharmed. I would say, probably emotionally a little fragile. Yeah, yeah, however, I will just say that the behavior this man is exhibiting is some extremely buffalo bill-coded shit. Yeah, there's where my mind goes as well. Like you go around pretending to be a figure of authority for unclear ends. What's his end game here? Like just to laugh?

We've had some stories before about like guys that just pretend to be cops just to like give people warnings about defects with their car but not actually do anything where they're like oh man I should ticket you for having a light out and let you off with a warning. That's great. It sounds like a fun hobby. Yeah, like what are you? Are you getting off on just the feeling of authority? I guess.

I guess, but this one she's just like, oh, your husband's dead. But it like, I know who your husband is. Yeah, like, this guy must be known to her, or in some way knows the husband, right? Yeah, well, the crazy thing to me is like, if this was just a weird, very specific, like, revenge because this guy knows them, why does he already have the fake cop rig out with these like fake cop car? Yeah. What else is he doing with this? Yeah, I mean, this is like, you wouldn't just do it for one, one, one, one, one, one, to just, to just, to just, to just, to just, to just, to just, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to to, to, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, th..... th. And, th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. tho, tho, tho. thooooooooooooooooome. thoooooooooooom. too. too. too. too. too. to, this? Yeah, I mean this is like, you wouldn't just do it for one, one dead husband prank.

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There's probably some other crime. Defendants have said he could be charged with impersonating law enforcement officer. There's probably some other crime around. It just feels like spiritually there should be another crime. There's got to be a second thing there, right? Surely. Hey, I guess this sort of thing is happening all the time in America, because America's just a crazy fucking place. We keep an eye on it, in America Watch. This is from the Idaho Capital Sun. It's a great fucking newspaper name. It happens where you capitalize the Sun. Hmm.

You make it slightly taller I think. Walla County Press, Oregon Governor,ature on Greater Idaho Border Talks. No, that doesn't mean anything to be. Walla County Press Oregon Governor Legislature on Greater Idaho Border Talks. Yeah. Something to think about there. Is this one of those trick sentences? Hidden Shoes and flask bracelets. Walloward County Commissioners asked the Oregon and,

sorry, Oregon and Idaho legislatures and the state governors to start talking in earnest about moving the state's borders as eastern Oregon counties continue pushing to move to Idaho. So they seceding? Yeah, this is like there's a whole bunch of crackpot state secession or county secession movements from the states that have like a really mixed or very polarized mix of red and blue counties. So like the capital cities in Oregon are like Portland and shit. So they're like super hippie-dippy people that drive Subaru Outbacks, go hiking,

R-Polly, rock climbing, craft beer, legal weed, yeah, those kind of people. Yeah, work for Amazon remotely kind of people. And then in like the rural areas of Oregon, it's like Nazi militia. Yeah, yeah, work for Amazon remotely kind of people. And then in like the rural areas of Oregon, it's like Nazi militia type people. Not all of them, but a lot of them. Like Oregon and Washington, the rural Oregon and Washington are a big like weird fash pockets and stuff. It's just super conservative.

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that's in your state. If someone was like, hey, do you want to just agree for us to make your state significantly smaller, you'd probably tell them to get fucked? Yeah, you probably say, hey, hey, do you want to just agree for us to make your estate significantly smaller? You'd probably tell them to get fucked? Yeah, you probably say, hey, yeah. That's actually, we're going to keep all of that. Yeah, we want that because that's how we make tax money. So no? No? Imagine if big Idaho though, as a concept.

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Yeah, no. Just a bunch of Nazis. Oregon and Washington, Northern California wriggling around in Idaho's billy. Let us this, sent this week by Walla County commissioners to Oregon Governor Tina Kotech, Idaho Governor Brad Little and the legislatures of both states are an attempt to push the conversation forward at the state level. Idaho lawmakers passed a resolution last year calling for formal talks between the two states, but a similar measure proposed by Oregon State Senator Dennis Lithuacum Republican went unheard in Oregon's 2023 session.

Wallow County Commissioners Susan Roberts, Todd Nash and John Hillock wrote that they wanted the state legislatures to begin discussing changing the state border as soon as feasible. We as the governing body of Walla County neither support nor oppose the measure, but only represent the will of the voters of Walla County, they write. Cowards. Either support it or oppose it. Yeah. Kotex spokeswoman, Elizabeth Shepard told the Oregon Capital Chronicle, the governor's office

hasn't yet received the letter. Kotex spent much of last year visiting every county on her one Oregon tour speaking with the constituents throughout Oregon in an effort to learn more about issues facing the state and connection with people working on education housing, behavioral health issues. Blah big Idaho. I support it. Big Idaho. Make Idaho bigger. Make Idaho huge.

Walla, and it's like six streets. Yeah. Well, I mean, there's, the counting itself is probably bigger than that. Yeah, there's like three of those towns. Yeah, five streets. Give them a little bit of Wyoming as well. A little bit of walking around money. Yeah. Walking around Wyoming. There's like there's nothing in Wyoming. I love Wyoming. I think that's true. I mean it's the least popular state. Right. Super volcano in the world, I believe. I've never been. That's so very beautiful. You must. Yellowstone. The teetons? It's beautiful over there. But hey, we can't all have been everywhere,

because Po'Body's Nerfict. It's time for Po'Body's Nerfict. Pobody's Nerfict. Tick, Tick, Tick, Tick, Tick. Pobody's Nerfict. No. No. No, no, no, nobody's no effect. No, whoopsy, Daisy. Yeah, yeah, po'body's nerfect. No, oh, one was sent to us by listener pressed on. From Hawaii News Now! Property owner stunned after $500,000 house built on wrong lot.

Oopsies. That's great. Oops. Yeah, well, got one number wrong, so sue me. Anger accusations and legal action are firing up on the big island after a construction company built a half million dollar house on the wrong property. Hey, we've all been there. Uh, look, maybe get the guy from a couple of episodes ago to come over and knock it down for you. Yeah, this is sort of the inverse

of that story that we covered in, whatever that episode was called of the wrong house getting demolished because they got the number wrong. A nice little yin and yang sort a situation here. Synergy. There is so much synergy in the world. The universe she takes and then she gives, ebb and flow. Yes, yes, every door closes, door opens. Serendipity. Yes. The lot owner doesn't want the house.

And has endured problems like higher taxes and squatters. Now to add insult to injury, she's being sued over someone else's the the the the their their their their their their their their their.. their their. their. their. their. their. their.. their. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. their. thioling, thioling, she's thi. It's their. It's their. It's, she, she, she, she, she's thi. It is thi. It is thi. It is thi. It is thi. It is th. It, she. It, she. It, she's th. It, she's th. It. It. It. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's thin. It's thin. It's thin. It's thin. It's thin. It's thin. It's thin. It's thin. It's toge. It's thin. It's together. It's thin. It's thin. It's thinto add insult to injury, she's being sued over someone else's mistake. So, is this just like someone comes over to your house and hands you a cake? And they're like, are you going to eat that? Are you going to eat the cake? Hey, like, what's wrong? You don't like cake? I think they also want her to buy the house from them. Yeah, I was kind of like, what do you even do here?

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I'm just taking the free house. I'm taking the free house selling the lot and the house and moving to the other side of Big Island. The still vacant three-bedroom two-bath house on a one-acre lot in Puna's Hawaiian Paradise Park is worth about $500,000. But it could cost a lot of people more than that as they head to court to sort it out. It could cost a lot of people more than that. Yes. Everybody is paying more than $500,000 to solve this problem.

Poe body is no effect. We are all going to call. AI At least we know that this wasn't written by AI. AI wouldn't have come up with a sentence that funky. That's true. It's something so fucking terrible. Yeah. It could cost a lot of people more than that. Hey, let's take a second to say thank you, human being. your four dollars from writing an article. It all started in 2018 when

Analene Anne Reynolds thought she'd found the perfect serene parcel in Paradise Park to host her meditative healing women's retreats. Of course she did. Yeah. Yeah. You go get healed, Lucy? Yeah. Yeah, like a non-resident woman who's living remotely who bought a parcel of land in Hawaii to open a meditative healing retreat. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Also, funny to me, just the way they've gone, Anne Reynolds. Like generally you'll put someone's nickname in scare quotes in the middle if it's like a kind of a left field name. It's like yeah. If you just go by Anne because it's short for Anne. That's her middle name. Samuel Sam Stevens. Yeah I wouldn't write my name down as Benjamin Ben McLea. The funky abbreviation of her name is Anne. There's a sacredness to it and the one that I chose to buy had all the right qualities, she said. The price was also right, available in a county tax auction for about $22,500.

Imagine buying a plan that bought that much money. Neat. But while she waited in California through the pandemic for the right time to use it, the lot was bulldozed and a house rose on the property. Oops. She was unaware of the construction till she got a call last year from a real estate broker who had learned the mistake. And then he informed me, Reynolds recalled, oh well, I just sold the house and it happens to be on your property. So they built on the wrong property and then a real estate agent has gone and sold it and

then being like, ah. Hey, you need to sort this out. You need to get over here. Yes, look at some documents. I'm on my grind. I can't look backwards. It's like a shark. The most important thing for all parties to recognize here is I will not be surrendering my commission.

Yeah, or held responsible. My commission stays with me. My commission is solid, yeah. Yeah. If you'd like to buy the property from the person who bought it, uh, we can sort that out, I will be collecting a commission. If you'd like to buy the home on your block of lands. Yes, the real estate agent informed her, we need to resolve this. And she said, what? Are you kidding me? What? It's fair enough.

What is undisputed is that PJ's construction was hired by developer Kiow Development Partnership, LLC, to build about a dozen homes on properties that developers bought in the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their.. the the the their their their their their their th. We. Wea th. Wea th. th. Wea thoes thats. thoes the. the, we can't thoes thoes thoes thoes thoes thoes thoes that we can't that we can't that we can't that we can that we can that we can that we can that we can that we can thea, thea, thea, thea, thea, thea, thea, thea... Wea the. Wea the. Wea the. Wea thea thea thea thea the. Wea theats. We can't thateats. Weaugheateateateateateateateateateateateateats and thateats, thateats, thateats Partnership, LLC, to build about a dozen homes on properties that developers bought in the subdivision, where the lots are identified by telephone polls. An attorney for P.J's construction said the developers didn't want to hire surveyors. Do you need a surveyor? How hard can it be? And that's their lawyer.

I can have a look. I got two eyes. Hey, you might have thought we should have checked this, but have you considered, we didn't want to. That sounds expensive and boring. Oh my goodness. Honolulu attorney James de Pasquale was hired by Reynolds when she was sued along with everyone else associated with the property or construction. How do you get sued for someone else building? I guess you bought a house that you saw advertised and then this happens to the house you bought? But aren't you aren't you at that point just suing the real estate agent and also like the developers

who built the property because they would have drawn up contracts that said we have the right to sell you this land that we own but they don't own the land? It's a lot of little nuts to untie. I'm not. I'm just a simple country lawyer. I think they should probably just leave everything there and try again in a different spot. Yeah. Otherwise this just sounds too hard. Yeah, you just forfeit that house that you built. That's that's A&s now. There's a lot of fingers being pointed between the developer and the contractor and some subs,

did Pasquale said. Invite him over to the Bunt of Vista Mansion, you know what I?????? th. th, and try. I, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi thi thi try try t di Pasquale said. Invite him over to the Buntavista Mansion, you know what I'm saying? Because it can't be sold, the house has become a nightmare for Reynolds. A neighbor told Hawaii news now that squatters were immediately attracted to the brand new vacant house.

Quote, before they put the fence on this property, there was people coming already to this property. I know, kind of looking inside, he said. When she inspected and saw the bathrooms, Reynolds discovered they'd done more than just looked. Quote, both had poop. The hallway bathroom had poop on the floor. It was so disgusting, she said. Along with the cost of fencing, she's saying property taxes that went from a few hundred to several thousand dollars. She's paying property taxes that went from a few hundred to several thousand dollars. The developers tried to settle the issue. Reynolds attorney said they offered to swap her their lot right next door or sell

her the house at a discount. What if we solved the problem in a way that didn't really inconvenience us? Yeah. Yeah. I think you kind of need to close the house and take all the shit away? Can't you deal with this or also just make our mistake go away, please? What's really unfortunate about both this and the other story of someone's house being accidentally demolished is, um, you know, I remember Elna and I talking about this at somethe other story of someone's house being accidentally demolished is, you know, I remember Elna and I talking about this at some point when we were considering the idea

of building a house and we were saying, we're saying environmentally building a new house is supposed to be like, one of the worst things you can do. If there is a house available that you could buy to move into that already exists, you know? Yes. So it kind of seems like building a house and then immediately knocking it flat is sort of the worst of both worlds in that regard. I shouldn't do that, Ryan. It's like I think it's probably generally frowned upon in both the property development and real estate communities, but this guy is just like, honestly stop making a fuss and buy the house.

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But what was her plans? I think people are duky, hold a duke in the house. Yeah. It sounds like this is just sort of like a housing lot. The real estate agent saying, I've heard the most environmentally friendly thing you can do is move into a house that's already there. So, uh, here's the keys. Along with the cost of fencing, she has repeated that paragraph.

So she has refused both offers to swap her for the lot next door or to buy the house at a discount. Quote, it would set a dangerous precedent if you could go onto someone else's land, build anything you want, and then sue that individual for the value of it, to Pasquale said. Can't really argue with that. I think she makes a pretty sound point there. I guess that one makes sense. The developers just being like, shit, I'm the the throwing............................. the the the the the the the one. It's, the one. It's, the one. It's, the one, the one, the one, the one, the one, the one, the one, the one, the one, the one, the one, the, the one, the one, the one, the one, the one, the one, the one, the one, the one, the one, the one, the one, the one, the one, the one, the one, the one, the one, the one, the one, the one, the one, the one........................... I. So, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the one, the one, the one, then we give the choice of buying the house or swapping with us or suing her.

After trying to resolve the problem, Kiyah Development Partnership sued P.J.'s construction, the architect, the prior property owner's family and the county which approved the permits. They also sued Reynolds. Just bang, bang, bang, back, moving those are so non-sued. I don't get how America works. Just, it's just suing back and forth, right? Yeah, you're suing everyone.

We don't sue often. Not as often. Not as often. They're just, I don't understand, I could understand suing the development company, because they're the the the the the the the the the the the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom., tha, they're the ones that built it on the wrong property. Without surveying it properly, yeah. Yeah. And maybe the architect, because they maybe should have done some surveying beforehand or you think they would have been working off like surveying information that was given to them. Probably. And then are they saying potentially the county approved that it was on the wrong lot? Yeah. What the fuck you all doing? The The great thing thing thing thing thing thing is thing is th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the the the the th the th the the the thi the they're the the the they're their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. tho. tho. tho. thoo. thooooooooooooooooooooo. their. their. their. their. their. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. lot. Yeah, what the fuck you all doing? The great thing is there's no real victims here because it's real estate's property developers and a lady that was going to open a meditative

retreat that lives in California. So. Divine feminine, yeah, sacred energy, things of that nature. It does seem like she is the only party who has not done anything wrong here. She's in the innocent party, yeah, apart from being a landowner. It like everybody else has fucked their son, except for her. What do we learn? Don't do that again. What's your lot? If you buy a lot, maybe have a look at it every month. Maybe there's some scaffolding on it, you know? Yeah, make sure once every fucking year. fucking year with your speculative land purchase on Hawaii. Go and have a look at it. Maybe live there, maybe if you buy some land somewhere, live on your land that you've bought and? Yeah. Yeah. I don't think that's too crazy to say that.

And that goes for people who bought land on the moon as well. Yeah, go live there. Oh you have one square yard of land of land land land land land land land land land land land land land land land land land land land land th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the th th th th the th th tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th th their their their th their th their their their their their their their th their th th th th th. Yeah. Yeah tho tho tho tho thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo thoo their their th. Yeahto say that. And that goes for people who have bought land on the moon as well. Yeah. Go live there. Oh you have one square yard of land in Scotland. Go live there. Go stand in it. Yeah sleep standing up. Lord. Lord. That will really I think sleeping standing up outdoors on an empty lot every night will really incentivize you to build a house around the spot that you have to sleep on. Yes, it's all about creating positive incentives and strong disincentives for bad behavior. And I think we've just solved the housing crisis. We sure have. Done. And that was definitely an episode of the podcast, Buntavista. Thank you so much for tuning in. If this was your first episode, all of the introses are like that.

They're sort of a prelude to a kind of a sexual romance novel involving us, the podcasters. More erotic the more you pay. Yes. Unless you don't like that, in which case the rest of them aren't like that. Yes. We will say whatever it takes to get you on board. We might see you on the bonus episodes. We record two of these a week and they're about as good as each other. Sometimes the free ones better, sometimes the paid ones better.

There's no way of knowing to. We may as we'll get both. We don't like make different plans for them, we just sort of like do one and then we do a different one at a different time. I just sort of pick whatever stories speak to me the most. I don't save any for the main episode. Because I don't like having that amount of four thought about it. Yeah. Yeah.

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