Boonta Vista - EPISODE 342: Ooh! My Egg!

Episode Date: April 14, 2024

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A wolf escape averted, Russian propaganda broadcast directly from space into Dutch babies' brains, and living a combination safety first / BDSM lifestyle. *** Outro: Protection - Massive Attack *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [e-mail]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

All right, guys, it's time to record. Hello and welcome, episode 342 of the Australian Comedy Current Podcast Buntavista, where we do things just a little bit different... Oh, oh. Oh. Oh. Well, we do things just a little bit differently. Oh. Oh. Oh. Well, we do things just a little bit differently. Sorry. I'm Ben. I'm Ben.

I'm Ben McLean. I'm Ben McLean. I'm Ben McLean. I'm a bartender, podcast producer and event facilitator.... Oh, oh, you better believe it. I've got a Bluetooth vibrate away up my little pussy. Oh my God. Christ! Here we like to take it a... We like to take it a scant view of the news of the weird.

That's just a little too cooky for the mainstream. We do it all. While an offscreen third party is using an app on their phone to send waves of pure pleasure cascading through our bodies. And we have no say whatsoever on what it starts, what stops. With me as always as my Zaney co-host, podcaster, power systems engineer, and father of two, Theo Pengelli, who also has a remote control pussy destroyer waged in there. Hey, Theo! Also has a remote controlled Pussy Destroyer wedged in there. Hey Theo. Bzz-Z.

Bzz- How are you going? I think he's good. I think he's having a great time. It's really hammering on the button there. I think's having a great time. It feels really good. It's really hammering on the button there. I think the button's stuck. Also with me, writhing sensuously in his office chair,

he's the UX designer, musician and podcast with the maxed out Bluetooth vibrating pussy egg. It's Andrew Law. Woo! Hey, buddy! Hey, what's going on? I've just said to you guys I had a few too many beers last night, so, you know, I feel a little tender. Uh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! You ever see a hysterical literature I think it was called? Which was, uh, it was like a series of like tasteful erotic videos. Books written by...

It's a lady reading a book but she's got a vibrator in there. Oh, so you can't really see anything when she's reading the book, yeah. It's very like a... It's like porn for your brain. Instead of for your brain. Yeah. What was that? It's like, Le Petite Mort? I don't know.

The what? Well, so they're having a good time, but they don't show any, they just show their faces. Yes. The ladies, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, correct. Because that's the biggest erosion zone of the face. I'm finding right now I've got one that's a little bigger and a little wider. And of course, who could forget comedy writer, podcaster, copywriter and yummy mummy, Lucy

Lucy, I've left out all of the references to the other things that I put at the other pimples because I didn't, I wasn't going to feel comfortable saying. We don't know where we're at with this, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Hey, how are you. th, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that. that. that. th. that. that. that. that. th. th. that. th. th. th. to feel comfortable saying we don't know where we're at with this yeah yeah yeah hey how are you good how are you? I'm very well thank you you you had a bit of a big night last night I had a bit of a big night I'm sipping on a little underburger ginger beer or for the time feeling a little tender yeah what did you do last half first I went to a sing along screening of South Park bigger longer and uncun the the the the the the the th th th th th th th th and th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thu thu that th that th that that that tho tho th. th. th. th. Yeah th. that's that's that's that's that's that's th. yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah th. Yeah th. Yeah th. Yeah th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. thee. theeeea thea' thea' thea' thea' the sing-along screening of South Park, bigger, longer and uncut. And it sounds cringe, but it's not. It was actually really fun. It's not cringe. You don't get to decide whether it's cringe.

Other people viewing you going to it, they get to say whether you going is crinch. Oh, I'm viewing her going to it and I'm saying it's not cringe. Well, yeah, because Andrew is the other person who is the target market for that thing. And it is one of the best, best films of all time. What was the demographic like? Definitely it's skewing over 35. Yeah. Yeah. It's probably like you guys. And up. Yeah. Yeah. I was raised in a Christian household to watch. the thrc, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. the the the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. the. the. ti. ti. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. the. the. the. the the the. it was too rude. And then when I was old enough to make my own decisions, I still found scatological humor to be a little bit too much for me.

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One thing's for certain though, you couldn't make the South Park movie today or show it in a cinema. Because of work. Yeah. Just couldn't be done. No, there's no way th is th is tha's tha's tha's tha's tha's tha they. There's tho tho thi tho. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. tho. th. tho. tho. tho. tho. that. thoom. thoom. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. the the the the the the the th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. Yeah. It just couldn't be done. No, there's no way they'd like it would be illegal. If you told me that it had been done, I would start like smacking the side of my head with open parts. Like eyes unfocusing. Hey, Lucy, when it got to the part of, um, Cartman's mom, is a, Kyle's mom is a big fat bitch. Yeah, with all the, uh, racial, racial, yeah. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's the the the the to the part of Cartman's mom is a Kyle's mom is a big fat bitch Yeah with all the racial

It goes around the world and doing all racial So did the volume of the single one drop off at that moment? Yeah, it sure did yeah, just we just got a bit quiet there just sat that one out of the one out. Everyone took the time to turn to the person next them and say I don't I I I I don't they they they to they they they to they they they to they they to to everyone everyone everyone everyone everyone everyone everyone everyone everyone everyone everyone everyone everyone everyone everyone everyone everyone everyone everyone everyone everyone everyone everyone everyone to to to took took took took took their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their everyone everyone everyone everyone everyone everyone everyone everyone everyone everyone everyone everyone their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their they they they they they they they to they they to to to to they to to to to to to't approve of this. Yeah, they can't do this now of days. They shouldn't do this now of days. Everybody turned into each other and saying you couldn't show that in a cinema now. During those parts I didn't sing I just sat my ass down and listened. I said I said neighbor. Yeah. Yeah. Jesus. The fascist Wokerati stopping you from watching a treasured cultural icon, like the South Park movie?

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kind of funny but it's a little rude not they weren't playing like the the elevated three like Broadway musical songs intermeshed yeah across like at the sort of mid-point climax yeah the kids at school weren't getting that across to they probably yeah weren't doing the full Broadway overlap. But if they were, wow. Shut your fucking face, Uncle Fucker. It was mostly about Uncle Fucking and stuff along those lines. Blaming Canada.

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Put that fucking thing down. I got 90% of the way through a Segway before I was derailed. It's time for the nothing to report, report, report, report. It's the nothing to report, report, report. It's the nothing to report, report, report. What happened? Nothing. Shhh.

So you should mind your fucking business, it's the... Nothing to report, report, report, report, report. Nothing to report, report, report, report. Nothing to report, report, report, report, report. Nothing to report, report. This comes to us from Michigan Live. No Wolves' escape after alleged drunken driver crashes into Saginaw Children's Zoo. That's good news. Great. Yeah.

Why'd you write about it? Who cares? Who cares? Nothing happened. It's not a big deal. Yeah, man crashed into zoo. Move on. Yes, that's right. Happens every day. Allegedly drunk. We'll let the courts handle that. Yeah, well, they still have to get him to like, touch his finger to the point of his nose, say the alphabet backwards. Do a walk on the line or whatever? Are they still doing that? Is that literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally still still still still still still still still still still still? the the the their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their their. their their. their. their. their. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. their. Yeah. Yeah. their. Yeah. their. Yeah. Yeah. their. Yeah. their. Yeah. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. the the the the the the th. th. th. the the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. Are they still doing that? Is that literally still the way? I think, in some states they still are because they don't do,

like on the spot blood alcohol checks, like the breath wisers. Yeah, we've got to give them the vibe check instead. Yeah, they vibe check so that they can then have probable cause or whatever to like take you back to the station and then do it there presumably with like a giant syringe and a lot of test tubes. Yeah. That's a silly place. I got one of the new breathalizers. I got done by, not done, I wasn't caught.

Someone used one of the new, a cop, used one of the new breathalyzers on me. What's the new one? So instead of sucking off the little tube, they just get you to count to five. And you just say it sort of towards a machine. Oh, but he just didn't speak. Yeah. I bet the cop noticed like how good my diction was. She was like, like a broadcast or something? You must be on radio. Do you do radio programs?

Clear, concise diction, like the spacing between your numbers is very uniform. You haven't been drinking at all and that includes coffee, because that can affect your vocal cords while you're kind of performing. Sometimes I do have a little bit of tea with honey in it just before it really open up my pipes. Yeah, I have coffee every tip the to to to the the to the to the the the the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the the the the the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the spacing, the the spacing, the spacing, the spacing, the spacing, the spacing, the spacing every time beforehand just to close them up. I want those pipes nice and tight. I'd like to see you open that pipe up then. An early morning crash at the Saginaw Children's Zoo could have resulted in some wolves running wild.

Sure, let's write articles about all that. What the things that could happen? That's right. If someone gave them roller skates, the things that could have happened. That's right. If someone gave them roller skates, the wolves might have skated out of the zoo. Anything could happen if you combine stuff. Thankfully, quick acting by first responders prevented such a thing from happening. Immediately shooting all the wolves. That's right.

Don't get out. Zero wolves escaped. Only two children were hit. Head to X-Vill. At 4.14 a.m. on Friday, April 12th, that is like that's a like you're out at 4 in the morning on a Friday. So you've been doing this Thursday night. It's either very early or very late, isn't it? Yeah. You crash into a children's zoo. Where is this zoo? Because when I close my eyes and I think of crashing into a zoo, the actual physical act of it, it feels quite difficult.

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Yeah, I've put a little picture in the chat there of the Google map. Mark? Can you bring that up on the scenes? Bird-eye view? Yeah. Mark, can you get a drone? That seems to be the main road passing by. And then there's like two layers th layers tha tha tha tha the tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha, tha, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, that's, that, that, tho, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that, that, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, thoan, tha. thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. road passing by and then there's like two layers of road that the Children's Zoo is set back on. Like how did you get there brother? Like a service road on a service road? Mark can we get the blueprints on the ground floor? Mark can you see what they submitted to council and they got approval? Oh okay so the wolves are the closest thing to the parking lot in the road? Oh so they they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they just. So they just they just they just they just. We they're they're they're they're their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. th. thooooooooo. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their they submitted to council and they got approval. Oh, okay, so the wolves are the closest thing

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They've got an eastern grey kangaroo. Also listed on their animals page is domestic cat. Mammal. It's a picture of a cat. Wow, how did you wrangle this one? Oh, they got Mr Snuggles? So it's a children's zoo, because it's the zoo, they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have an they have an they have an they have an they have an Australian they have an they have an they have an they have they have an they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi that that that that that their that that Oh, they got Mr. Snuggles? So it's a children's zoo because it's just kind of a shitty zoo? Oh, okay.

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Dumb. Dumb? He's a miniature horse that hasn't grown up yet. Oh, it's just a little horse. It's so much more than that. No, I didn't say a little baby, I just say a baby horse, I said a pony. Yeah. A pony is not a baby horse. A pony is a different thing. They're so small, if I can recall the theme song.

It's so a pony, what do you mean? It's smaller than a pony? Yes. 34 inches and under two, according to the theme song. they say small horse. There's a really, you can't, like the height rankings. You can, that doesn't make any sense. Fair enough.

So I'm just doing some extra curriculus here. I realized the other day that while I was driving I was like, you know what, I've never seen a baby miniature horse before. I'd really like to see that, so I'm just going to look it up right now. Oh. Is it gross? Can we bring that up on screen mark? Can you put that up on the screen for us? No they're not. They're not close. They just have like no limbs. They're just like super compacted so it's just like head torso feet. Oh, oh! Oh! Right? Oh! Oh!

Who put that horse in the horse shortener? Shorten my horse! That must be what it is. Yeah, I was expecting them to be all legs, like a, you know, like a hole. That is a, they're the opposite of an all-limb. They're none limb. It's pretty key. They're nun limb. Oh, it's pretty key though. It's pretty key.

I'm fucking dying. I don't want to hold one of these so bad. Oh boy, can we put that as the episode image please? Just so everyone can get a little bit of joy in their day. Oh my god. And if you're driving right now. If you can sort of just hook your arms through the steering wheel and then get your hands close to your face. Yeah.

Baby miniature horse. What about newborn? Hey, imagine your horse. Imagine you had a doggy door in your house. And then you hear the noise of the doggy door, but in comes that little guy. Do you think they're going head first or legs first? I think they're going head first or legs first? I think they're going whole body first because they're so tiny. What are you calling your miniature horse that we're all going to get one of?

Ooh, Tobias maybe? Yeah. Clive. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There? Scramble.

Okay. Good answers, everyone. Nice. At 4.14 a.m. on Friday, April 12th, the vehicle left the roadway and struck the wooden fence of the Mexican Grey Wolf enclosure at the zoo located at 1730 South Washington Avenue. Whoops, a daisy. Police and firefighters respond to the scene fighting a hole in the wolves fence. Why is your fence wooden? For your woolen closure. How come you got like a, just like a picket fence for wolves?

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I mean, look it sounds stupid to find someone to do a U-turn and then I just didn't. Now I regret it. I wish I'd go into a wolf sanctuary. I mean, look, it sounds stupid to say it, but they are fucking enormous. They're really big, huh? You know how like in, in like, Game of Thrones, they're just going on about how big the wolves are the whole time. That's because they're like the small, the size size size size the size size size size size size size size size size size size size the size size size size size size size size the size size size size size the size size size size size the size size size size the size size size size size the size size the size size size the size size the size the size the size size size size the size size the size the size the size the size the size the size the size of the size the size the size their their their their they're their they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're the size of a miniature horse. I think they're bigger than a I think they're probably even bigger. Yeah, miniature horses are very small. Okay, but a horse, it's not, they're not as big as a horse. Why is it called a

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Does it mention what caliber? It does not. A police officer used his patrol vehicle to cover the fences hole, preventing the wolves from escaping. Now, that's the vehicle suffered minor scrapes as a result. Like, all those wolves wanted to fucking get out. Did, did it, or, or, or, or, the, the, the, the, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, the wolves, the wolves, the wolves, the wolves, the wolves, like, like, like, like, like, like, the wolves, the, all those wolves wanted to fucking get out. Did, did it, or like, was it the wolves or was it the cop like clumsily? How close he pulled up? Oh, he definitely fucked up the car himself.

Yeah, probably just like napping. It's 4 a.m. I'm going back to sleep. Sleepy time. But you don't get yelled at, I think, if you managed to to to to to to to to to to the the the to get the the the the thua thua thi thi the thi the the thi the thi the thi thi thi, thi, thi, thi, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tap, the the the the tap, the the tap, the tap, tap, tap, the tap I think if you manage to stop Wolves from meeting children. Yes One one time the the chief isn't giving you a serve for scratching your Police issue what are they driving what are they driving? What do you reckon the cops are driving? They got driving and do you reckon they got those big stupid cars in America? Yeah, 100% in Saginaw, Michigan? Yeah, for sure. Yeah, they're huge, huge cars out there.

Zoo staff are unseen to help address the issue. Quote, the wolves are secure and did not escape the zoo posted on Facebook page 553 AM. We are so thankful our precious wolves are safe. So how they cover in that hole back up? Like... Fence? Probably just fence. that hole back up like They push this probably fence Or they just like fence and no no

But I mean they got to get all the wolves away because it doesn't sound like they've got like a double fence system There's no they generally have like separate like sleeping time enclosure. Yeah whatever to put them into so they can come in and clean out the other thing or whatever. I would say yeah guys I've got some terrible news about the Saginaw Police Cruiser. Oh. A, it is some type of SUV that sort of thing, which I don't think is keeping in the spirit of the police car, personally. I agree. B, it has the most busted Microsoft Word clip art logo on the side of the car that I have ever seen. That is

Disgusting. Oh wow, oh my goodness. Yeah, Americans love putting a gradient on their police car fonts. Yeah, like a triple why? It's got like a 90s like lethal weapons style a action movie font. This is Decepticon font. Yeah, and they've given it a they've like italicized it? It's like a that is a thi. that is. That is like that is like that is like that is like it. It's like it. It's like it. that is like it. that is like it. that is like a that is like a that is like a that is like a that is like a that is a that is a that is a that is a that is a that is a that is a th. that is a that is a that is a that is a that is a that is a that is a that is a that is a that is a that is a that is a that is a that is a that is a that is a that is a that is a that is a th. It is a th. It is a th. It is a th. It is a th. It is a th. It's a th. It's a th. It's a th. It's a th. It's a th. Ita. Ita. It's like a the. It's like a their. It's like a their. It's like a their. I. It's like a th. It's like a th. It's like a th. It's like a th. It's like a th. It font. This is Decepticon font. Yeah. And they've given it a, they've like italicized it in a rakeish way perhaps to suggest speed. Yeah, it's just motion to me. Yeah. It's giving motion vibes.

It's giving motion. It's giving motion. I don't respect the car. That's what I'm trying to say. Yeah, you can't respect that's a respectable car to drive. It's undignified. I don't fear it. No, that's not true.

I would fear being pulled over by an American cop, for sure. Well this looks like, you know, we were talking on a recent episode of a cop. Yes. This looks like a tea the tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha thia thia thia thia thia thia thia th made for the side of their car and slapped it on. This looks like Timu police. You know? Hey, if you think the cup cars in Saginaw, Michigan look weird, just imagine how they look in the Netherlands.

It's time for Netherlands watch. Everybody. I'm from Holland. Isn't that beer? It is. It's so fucking weird. Uh, this comes to us from the NL Times. Cyberattack on TV channel, Baby TV.

Toddlers suddenly exposed to Russian propaganda. That's so good. Okay. Firstly to have a channel called Baby TV, wonderful. Baby TV. What do you watch it? What's on there? What's your watching? Yeah, I had to upgrade packages so I could get the 24-hour baby TV. Whoa, dude, this one's got baby TV!

You guys all want to come around and watch the pay-per-view? The TV channel, Baby TV, has been the victim of a cyber attack in which a Russian propaganda film was suddenly shown on the children's channel. Insiders are now warning that the takeover of Baby TV was not the actual target of the hackers, but quote, possibly a harbinger of more, NU.N.L. reports. What do we think in Russian propaganda film? Like, is this like, downfall of the West, etc. or is it, like, come and see? I reckon that they've... I hope sure the babies come and see. I hope it's more like one of the one of the cool sort of like the Middle Eastern ones where they set it to some cool music and everyone's doing stuff in camp like a little training montage, firing off RPGs. I like

I like show of strength propaganda. It's like don't just point your finger and say those guys suck. Like show me what you've got going on. Yeah, and I think for the target audience, that's probably gonna be more effective as well. Yeah, and I think they may have missed a little in that like most of the babies that saw it, probably not bilingual. I think most of them aren't speaking one language. Yeah, they're non-lingual. Yeah, they're sublingual.

Babies are already watching like Russian freak kids on YouTube. My small stepson is always watching these fucking rich Russian kids in Florida. That's the Russian propaganda. Like oligarch tic-tocs? Like oligarch, fail kids. Just kids like playing around, but they're Russian, and they were like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, th, they're like, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they's, they's, they's, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, they're thi, they're they're th're Russian and they were like, Ah, Super! I'm just tucked up. Why is he watching this? Because that's what the kids watch.

These kids have millions and millions of subscribers on YouTube and they're very Russian. That's really weird. Yeah. Talking to my kids about YouTube as again the other day and I was like, you gotta understand kids. This is the devil's work. These people are the Antichrist. The people that you're watching? They're the fucking Antichrist. Vlad and Nikita are the Antichrist. Vlad and Nikita Vashkato. the thinks? Mark, can we bring that up? You haven't seen? You haven't seen Vladin' Nikita Vlatovka? their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the the thi. thi. thi. These thi. These thi. These thi. These the people the people the people the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the people. These. These. These. These. These. They the the the the the the thi. These people. These. thi. These people. thi. thi. thi. thi. People are thi. People are thi. People are thi. People are thia. People are thia. People are thia. People are thi. People are thi. Peopleislav and Nikita Vashkatov.

What the fuck? What are they saying? Some of the richest people on YouTube. They're just doing kids stuff, like they're fine. They're just playing with toys and shit like that. But they just have this extremely Russian family. I've seen a bunch of YouTube videos from like, like my friends, kids will be kind of the like the kids are kind of the hosts of the YouTube channel,

they're like 12 or 13, but like the parents are obviously facilitating everything. Yeah, I don't like it. But like they're insane things where they'll be like, oh, we're doing a prank today. And then like, one of the parents will take them to Walmart to buy like a thousand dollars worth of stuff for the pranks. Yeah. And like the parents are in the videos making jokes and shit, these people are the fucking Antichrist.

Whenever I think about any of these things, Ben, and like, you know, if you see a little bit of it, all I can ever think is like, cut. No, can you do that again that again that again th againthe present? Happier, happier. Cut, I'm just gonna wrap the present back up because your brother was kind of looking out of the frame while we were doing it. Can we get eyes on the present? I'm just gonna finish wrapping the present up again and we're ready to go. Oh yeah, big smiles everyone. Big smiles everyone. Big smiles. I was kind of just, I was kind of closed my eyes and zoned out there for a bit while I imagine like a big kind of like industrial crane kind of pince a thing coming down and just grabbing the parents by the skull, like lifting them directly from the by the skull, sort of pulling them upwards and they're kicking and screaming and kind of flailing around and they're

flailing around and they're just getting dipped in a big old vat of forced evolutionary virus, and they're thrashing around in there and like inhaling it, it's going into their lungs and stuff, and the blub-blub-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-uh, I'm evolving so fast, and they're sort of like, they're mutanting..... And, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, and, like, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, mutant. Yeah, so like what's changed is they're probably going to get better at content creation now that they're super mutants. Now they're super mutants, yeah. So you're not like punishing them really? Well they, I don't think they'll be able to use the screen, because their fingers would be too big. Okay. Yeah. I mean it sounds like they can use heavy weapons easily now, they're like not encumbered by it. It sounds like they're already pretty good at it. Their parents, Sergei and Victoria, originate from Moscow, Russia, and run 21 YouTube channels in 18 languages.

Yeah, these people are so fucking rich. Fucked. The children reside in Miami, Florida, and occasionally, Dubai. They all live in Florida, too. The main channel is the seventh most viewed and sixth most subscribed in the world. What? Why ya? They'd love it. Kids just fucking love it.

Why? You just find out new things about the world every day. They're just going on. Flat and Nikita started their YouTube channel in 2018, prompting their father to quit his sales job to help with brands and licensing based on, quote, Vlad Crazy Show. Okay. Oh, the channel signed a representation deal with Haven Global and Australian-based licensing agency. We're responsible for this. Yeah.

That's where Joe Brandon's money is going. Don't like it. Don't like it. You can find their corporate office in Paddington New South Wales address. Anyway on Thursday March 28th, baby TV viewers experienced a curious occurrence. Baby TV viewers, putting that on the senses, you know, I feel like babies babies, like babies, Yeah, I mean babies. They're really viewing it so much as like it's happening around them. And for them most occurrences are curious occurrences because they're yeah, they just came down in the last rain shower. Oh, blah, blah. They're viewing it in the same way that your cat is viewing the channel that you leave th. Yeah, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, th, thi, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thin, thin, thin, thin, thi, thin, thin, thin, thin, thi, thin, thin, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi in the same way that your cat is viewing the channel that you

leave on to make yourself feel like they're less lonely when you're out of the house. That's cat TV. I think that wants to cats. Yeah, I think babies can watch cat TV as well. But cats cannot watch baby TV. No. Very bad for them. It's going to fuck them. It's very aggressive. They might also end up with some weird political opinions. They experienced a curious occurrence when Russian propaganda was suddenly broadcast instead of child-friendly content. Yep. It's not necessarily not child-friendly.

Yeah. Yeah. Like those is like pepper pig. Yeah. Well, I mean, it depends. How fat phobic was the propaganda film, you know? Because it's doing better than Pepper Pig in that case. Uh, Michael Dominic remembers the incident clearly.

First the sound cut out, and then suddenly Russian propaganda was broadcast on the children's channel, he told NU.NL. Yeah, I was just hanging out watching baby TV alone in my house. Yeah, it was 3 a.m. I had like five beers, I was watching baby TV, hanging out. What? Where'd the shapes go? Quote, you could see Russian President Putin, the Russian flag, animations of a bridge and a map of Russia. Dominic continues, I asked myself, what is this?

We then zapped back and forth. As it turned out, it was actually broadcast on baby TV. Dominic said, continuing to not explain why he was watching baby TV. Yeah, I would have dropped what reference to the baby I was watching it with. Me and my child who's a baby by the way. My child was watching baby TV. I was reading a book. I was reading a book for grownups. I was reading blood meridian while my child, my baby was watching baby TV.

I wasn't reading for the third time and I was going, it's crazy out there. And I wasn't, I wasn't looking at baby TV because it's not for me. That's not for me. I'm not a baby. Why would I be watching baby TV? But then my child started saluting. And I thought that's odd. And I looked up from Blood Marinian, third breed through. I saw it, I saw it right there. Baby TV is a television channel aimed at children, like a gun, you know.

Aided that children, aged between zero and four, and shows child-friendly content such as cheerful music and colorful animations. Yeah. Remember that, what was that like baby genius thing? And they got like sued into the ground because they were like, we have developed this program of DVDs and shit. And you show it to your baby and it plays some Beethoven.

It plays some Beethoven and shows them some shapes. And it will make your child smarter than other children. With like Phoebe Bridges and stuff? There it is. According to Insiders, the attack was a sophisticated hack, like Insiders from Baby TV? But it also seems like they wasn't what they're wanting to put it on, they put it on the wrong channel. I don't think they're just trying to get them early, like, like the baby have a positive association with like Vladimir Putin? Yeah. What if it was just Vladimir Putin going

a kitchikoooooo koo koo koo. Hello, kooch koochie baby. Hello Dutch baby. Why does my kid seem so happy whenever he sees Putin on the news? Why does he wave when he sees Putin on the news? Say, Danta. You kids doing like the thing from Poltergyz,, she's talking about her friends in the TV. She's just talking about Vladimir Putin. Bridge.

Huh? A big bridge. The source of the vulnerability lies with the satellite company, Utilsat. The hackers undermine Utilsat, which is responsible for transmitting baby TV's encrypted TV signal to its hotbird satellite, yummy. Holy fuck, they broke the baby TV encryption on the hotbird? They cracked hotbird. Man, they must use some of that illegal ice, that black ram.

Yes, yes, I do know. I've heard that baby TV has one of the strongest encryptions in the market. Oh, the TV signal is then broadcast all over the world by this satellite. The Russian propaganda films were not only shown in the Netherlands, but also on the same channel in Portugal and Scandinavia. Goochiku cool Portuguese baby. I am your papa now. However, it is unclear whether the cyber attack was carried out by Russian hackers. According to Mariel Weemas,

Assistant Professor of Cybersecurity and politics at Maastricht University, someone else could also be behind the hack. However, she finds it worrying that this is the first time that, quote, hackers have gained access to satellite television, she told, NU.NL. Hacking into a satellite is very fucking cool. It's one of the coolest things you can do. Like imagine if you're... Makes Russia seem cool. An animation to demonstrate that.

There'd be all sorts of beams going up into space and then like waves coming out from the hotbird. Holy fuck we're getting hotbirded right now by our own hotbird. This guy's good. What are you guys playing on the hijacked satellite that you've hacked into? What are you pumping out there to the babies of the Netherlands? For babies?

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Great. Has anyone ever heard of something like this? Yes. I've heard of heaps of stuff. My, brackets F, this lady is a woman. This lady is a woman. That's the name of a funk song that I'm writing currently. As the who is a woman. This lady is a woman. That's the name of a funk song that I'm writing currently. This lady is a woman.

She's a woman all not alone. Yeah. And she's a lady too. My lady woman, boyfriend, who has some other dom-like desires slash tendencies really likes to do things to protect me, but primarily by getting me things to wear that keep me safe. For example, I like to go rollerblading and he bought me a new helmet that he said he researched and is supposed to be the safest. He also now asked if he could buy me knee pads

and wrist guards to wear. Are you describing, are you describing caring? No, this is like a submission thing. This is a domed sub thing. Yeah, he's been like, hey, kitten. Yeah, daddy doesn't want you to hurt yourself. Yeah, daddy just found line. Daddy just found one line. Yeah. Daddy just found this five-star rated helmet that I want you to wear. Even if the other people at the rink aren't wearing helmets, you should probably wear one. Little slut.

Who's Daddy's little safe girl? Who's Daddy's little safe girl? Is that the way around it's going or is he being submissive and being like? He's the Dom here, she's the sub. Yeah, I'm so unequipped to deal with this. Uh-huh. Because you used to be a submissive person so you don't really understand how you would all understand from the time. People give me like helmets and stuff all the time. They're worried about me. We need to wrap this on buddy.

Hey. Hey, let's just, hey big fella. Hey, let's keep it safe today. Yeah, I can give you a lift. Yeah, I can give you a lift. You've got one of those little, um, one of braid a little bit. Yeah. Start it like starting to put together how many times in your life you've arrived somewhere and they've given you a rashy and a helmet? You've got to be sound safe little but. You guys saying this doesn't happen for you ever?

We go to the beach and he has bought me SPF slash sun. the thukef th feel good to know I'm protected from the sun. It's so funny. It's really funny to be like, kitten, I am your dominant protector like flexing but about like deflecting the sun's rays. Is this just this guy, is this the best version that this guy can do of like if a guy slapped you on the ass I'd knock him out? If the sun directed some like harmful radiation at you, I'm gonna be the meme of the soldier standing up over the bed, you know, protecting you from UV, concrete if you fall over while rollerblading. You're strong daddy.

I'm trying all kinds of lenses to look at this through. I'm just going up with nothing. No, I just think this is like it's just sexy. They're just exploring what makes them feel good, you know, a little bit of control. Ooh. Does a little bit of submissiveness? Oh, does she think it's sexy? I think she does, like, I'm wearing SBF and nobody knows that Daddy made me wear it.

Daddy made me wear this SPF. He made me wear the big, fluffy bunnings hat. Oh, oh, it's so weird to like have somebody just do stuff like that to you, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, th. Oh, oh, oh, th. Oh, oh, thi, th. Oh, th. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, th, th, th, oh, oh, oh, th, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th....... Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that's, that's, that's, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th do stuff like that to you, Oh, my egg! Oh, my egg! The best thing about using the egg is that no one knows that I have it in. No one knows. Oh, what's the egg? Just constantly like tearing the tablecloth off the table of the restaurant I'm in. Hey, would you mind moving to it?

That's to another table. Like, oh, that just keeps shouting, ooh. Do you have a booth that you could move me to? I think that man's got a vibrating egg and his little pussy. Sir, your teeth are vibrating together so loud. It's bothering the other customers. I don't know what you're talking about. Oh! Oh!

Are you ready to order? I'm just going to need a minute. Ooh! So every time I come over to take your order, you say, ooh? About 20 seconds, straight, and then you ask me to take your order you say, ooh, that 20 seconds straight and then you ask me to come back later. He also wants me to wear sports compression socks, tights and tops after workouts to help me recover and on flights to prevent blood clots.

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Might work, I don't know. It's worth a try. It's all very high quality and socially acceptable stuff, but it's certainly a new thing to me. I really like this feeling so far of having someone want to keep me safe, warm and cared for, but it's a new thing for me and I'm curious if anyone has any experience with something similar and what people think about this. All the replies are just going to be like, could it be dirtier? Could it be dirtier?

Could the clothes be sludder? Yeah. This person posted- What if he steps on you? She posted this in quite a few places. Um, because some she was like, asking is this kink? And then she got a little more confident over time. But in this one where she posted it, all the replies are like, there's a couple of people being like, yeah, that's like, what we call a 24-7-7, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, where he gets to control you like every move and then It's not though Nearly everyone else was like it just sounds like you're in a loving relationship

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You look so dorky. He looks so dorky. He wants you to look like shit. Yeah I'd rather than I'd thrown. to to to to da. to da. to da. to da. to to to to to thuuse. thoen thoen tho. tho. tho. tho. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the though I endorse the safety first lifestyle, I hate wearing a life jacket. No fun. Safety first, unless you don't look cool. Yeah, unless you look like a dork and then get fucked. Yeah. My mom makes me wear a helmet when I ride a horse.

That's how we feel about seat belts on this podcast. Yeah, they make you look like such a ween. a wiener. Probably save that guy's life. Like imagine if he flew through the windscreen straight into the wolf enclosure. You're like hammered drug and you're surrounded by wolves you don't know how you got there. Oopsie. Uh-oh. It's a bad time. Sounds like somebody has a case of the four a. But the Friday's. What if it's a long weekend too? You know they're not coming back to like Tuesday. You learn to best friend the wolves. You've become a part of their society, their culture. I believe I would do that.

Yeah, they would sense something in, I would say all four of us. Yeah, then would embrace us. I would become the alpha of the pack, not through physical dominance, but by showing the wolf stuff on my phone. Any sufficiently advanced technology indistinguishable from magic, you know? That's right, especially to wolves. The wolves, you know? Showing them wolf videos and saying that's you. Yeah. It's funny we've got a new we got a new cat, a fresh. And the new cat... Fresh pussy? He'd be looking at screens. Come on now.

Why you gotta make everything like that? It doesn't have to be like rude. Ooh, oh man. And like, and the new cat is interested in screens. He's like, what the fuck is that? Yeah, it's a generational thing? He sees stuff on your phone? Yeah, whereas my old cat? No, uh, she doesn't, she's not perceiving anything. She's like, that's a big, flat box you've got there. Yeah, with nothing in it, absolutely nothing in it. I can see how thin that is.

Whereas a new cat is like, what's this Mario guy doing up here? Get an iPad cat is, what doing? Jumping around. I don't know what iPad Cat is but I know it's going to make a billion dollars at the box office. Mm-hmm. iPad Cat? People are crazy about iPad Cat. Everybody's talking about iPad Cat? Oh my God. Did you guys see iPad Cat? You haven't seen an iPad Cat? Of course we did? Everyone did. Bro, you know I've got the baby TV channel, of course I saw. I've had cat. I got the pay-per-view. He doesn't ask me to do it where we were with other people, so I think he's self-conscious

and or doesn't want me to feel weird. I did work out this morning and he asked me to wear this recovery compression spandex gear. So I'm currently a tight sausage and I'm lying under a weighted blanket also and actually it's very calming for my anxiety. Okay. Again, let's get Theo bundled up like this. It's buying your helmets and weighted blankets. Yeah, compression gear. I think I like it and I feel so special and safe, but it's just a completely new dynamic for me.

It's just a new thing that I can't find many examples of on the internet. I was curious if anyone else experienced this with anything similar or how people would feel about being asked to wear things like this. You can't find many examples of your partner caring for you on the internet. At least not many examples are in like kink spaces. Yeah, it was a sub-dom slam. Right, I got a question. I got a question.

If, for a lot of people in like a sub-community like this, right, they're probably all thinking of your more, you're more traditional cringe shit, you're like, come here, kitten. Daddy's putting a leash on you. Yeah. Wear this, where this outfit I got off Timu. Yeah. You know, so on and so forth.

It says one size fits all, but it's sort of a one size fits none, because the shape's real weird and it's falling apart. So this stuff that she's describing, if I am, if I'm th is th is th is thi thi thi that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a more that's a more that's a more that's a that's a more that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a thiaaaue. that's a thia. thia. that's a thiaugheatha. theatha. that's a theatheaueatheau. that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's falling apart. So this stuff that she's describing, if I am, if I'm interpreting this correctly, right, this stuff that she's describing is like, infantilizing also, but in a much more literal way of like, caring for an actual child, kind of, make sure you got your helmet on before you go out and roll a blade. And that's just sexy. Put your wrist up. sexual child kind of, make sure you got your helmet on before you go out and roll a blade.

And that's just sexy. Put your wrist up. So I guess what I'm asking is which of those two types of things do you think is actually more sicker? Yeah. Yeah. I don't want to yuck anyone's yum. Yeah, I don't want to yuck any ones.

Oh, I do. . put the story in Ben if you didn't want us yucking some yums. No, I think this is beautiful. I'm just celebrating this joy that they've found. We are not collectively celebrating. Congrats on your nice boyfriend. Yeah, and you're like he's maybe getting off on it. You're maybe getting off on it. Both of you are unclear. Yeah.

But you're also safer. Seems like the opposite of harmless. It's like harm reduction sexiness. Yes. It's not harming anyone in fact. You should be wearing SPF every day anyway though. You should be doing these things without your like, you're shy boyfriend who doesn't really want to do Dom stuff, having to be like, hey, bitch, bitch, can you please put this helmet on? Do you think he's like- Big floppy hat on, but she's looking for a domed situation,

which isn't really there? Yes, that's 100% what's happening. Trying to be like, oh, is he, is he doming me? Like, in her other post, she's been like, I've asked for him to be more dominant before, and he's not really comfortable doing it thing th. doing th. doing th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thin, thin, to-a. to-a. to-a. to doing it. And now he's doing this, which is like the compromise they've reached, I guess. But I don't think either of them are like, she's maybe slightly getting off on the thing that it's close to what she wants in the relationship. He was probably just like, what the fuck am I supposed to do? How am I meant to do this? You want me to take care of you in a dominant way? All right, I guess and he sat down, he like, he got out some posterboard, he drew a bunch of ideas and what he came up with was demand that you wear a wetsuit. Yeah, put on this wetsuit,

hoar. Yeah, put on this wetsuit, hoar. Yeah, if anything like the wetsuit is like the closest thing to a like the compression gear and the wetsuit thing you're like oh maybe this is like one of those like pink adjacent like PVC clothes and shit yeah but I think that's also it's like incidental because it's just that is the safety gear required for those things and she goes wakeboarding yeah like the compression gear thing is kind of weird. Honestly? Like, how often are you wakeboarding? You know? I think she goes pretty regular. This guy's got to really take his opportunities where he can get him. She's like, I was thinking about going rollerblading again.

Oh, I gotta pop out for the shops. God bless them both and I hope that they both find something to get off to at some point. Yeah. Hey, exploring new things about each other in an existing relationship to try and push the boundaries of the pleasure you can share together, that's not a crime. But some things are, and we explore those in Crime Watch. cry much. Please put down your weapon. You're a direct violation to the Code of 113, section 9. You now have five seconds to comply. Help me!

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H! Hey! This comes to us from WVIT in Connecticut. The VIT. VIII. VIII. VIII. BIT. This comes to us from W.VIT in Connecticut. The VIT. Police arrest man accused of trying to steal expensive cat during armed home invasion in East Haven. This man's trying to get that iPad cat money. Honey, it's just one, all I have to do is one more job and then we're going to make a billion fucking dollars.

Take off your, take off your wristband. Take off your necklace. Got a ring? I'll take the cat too. Put the cat the bag! And then you've got to try and get a cat into a cat into the cat into the cat into the cat into the to to to the cat into to the to get a to the to get the the the to to get the the the the the the the to get the the the to get to get the to get the the the tha the the the bag! And then you gotta try and get a cat into a bag? That is not easy. How hard can it be? East Haven police have arrested a suspect in a home invasion and attempted theft of a quote,

high dollar cat. Oh, hi, no one of those. What's the highest dollar value you would put on a cat? A billion dollars for iPad cat. What kind of cat is a Saudi prince buying? What was the net worth of grumpy cat? Too much for a creature that just wanted to be allowed to die? Yeah zero I think because I don't think it was allowed to keep any of the like bank. 99 million dollars. Okay. That's a hundred million dollar cat.

Oh, that's interesting. Something here about what his original name was. Oh, what's... Can you just say that out loud for us? I wonder why they spelled it that way. That's very strange. Police have been searching for suspects after two armed men broke into a home on Thompson Street, around 3.46 p.m. on St. Patrick's Day in search of a cat.

The residents told police that two men tried to get into their home through a rear slider door and one kicked through the slider's glass pane. Once they're inside, the two, their two, and it's worth a couple million dollars. Give me the cat. What? What? the tot. What are you fucking doing? What? Like, unless it is grumpy cat, two, or whatever, and it's worth a couple million dollars. How much are you going to get for this cat that's worth the risk?

Is it worth getting like ski masks and guns and like kicking into a house? Are they telling us what kind of cat is? Uh, no, they don't. Well, maybe they're worried that if they say what sort of cat it is it is it is it is it is it is the that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that that that that that that that that that if that that that that if that's that if that that that that if that if that if that if that that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's alert other would-be cat thieves. Cat-burgless! Huh. Like the pink panther. Yeah, the fucking, the replies we got from people that, one, had finished listening to the segment and two were just like dying with rage and try to guess what you were thinking of. He's thinking of the hamburger.

He's not fucking thinking the hamburger. He was thinking of the guy from the Simpsons. I'm absolutely, I was absolutely thinking. Does the guy from the Simpsons at any point, does he break into something with the theme? Yeah, I reckoned the tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. He thi. He's thi. He's thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. to teeeea. to try. try. try. to try. try. try. try. thi's thi's thi's thi's thi with the theme from the Pink Panther playing? Yeah, I reckon. Probably. I reckon that's what it is. Maybe. I can't, we're not here to try to figure out how your wires got crossed.

Okay. That's our other podcast. Yeah. NPR presents Untangling Theo in A parts. One of the residents was able to fight off the intruders after they searched the home for several minutes and they left the area in a blue BMW without the cat, police said. You fought off two guys. Yeah, I mean what would you do if it was your cat? What would you do if it was Winston? What is someone going to steal Winston? It would be on? It'd be on. He's just there. He's just there. You want to be bed? He's not going to fight back. Got some poop bags. It to to to these. It's got to be wet. It's got to be real wet. It's kind of hard to pick up. You want to wash your hands. He's real greasy. Why want these pegs for your nose? Okay, alright. Sorry, this is just for Theo's better. Oh, okay. Thanks.

Thank you. From the episode Homer the Vigilante, we've got Maloy the cat burglar played by Sam Neal. National Treasure of Sam Neal. Oh. National Treasure of New Zealand. Cultural references. Maloy is based on David Niven's character, A.J. Raffles, a gentleman thief in Raffles, 1939.

The music heard during the burglaries is from the Pink Panther, in which Niven played a similar character, The Phantom. So my brain, my brain is just like one of those big, just fire and stuff off. Big plug boards, right? And there's a monkey just making connections in there. Yeah. And you're never going to find the right one when you need it. It's like one of those like patch lead synthesizer things. People are just plugging shit into other shit. Sometimes it sounds good.

Yep. Sometimes it just farts. Yeah. Police said they found the car in Hamden and determined that this was a targeted attack involving people who know each other. And many people do know each other. And they knew the cat too. Well, hey, were they known to the cat? Hey, were they known to the cat? Did the cat go, oh? Look to your right.

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How alert is your cat? Yeah, you thought that like you found a new group of people to play Gloomhaven with, you're gonna get three games in, and then what's up now when your cat is gone? Yeah. So I'm just looking at, finances online. This beautiful AIthis beautiful AI generated website. And I'm looking at some of the most expensive breeds of cat, right?

So we've got like Maine Coons, British short hairs, American wire hairs, American curls. They're all in the sort of $1,000 range. Right. Russian blues, Scottish folds, the hairless sphinx, they're in the 3,000 kind of range. Oh. Peter Balds and Persian cats are in the five kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to to to to to to to to to to to to to thi. Right on to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thine thi. Right thine thine thin thin thin that that that that that that that thooom o' that that thoomoomoomoom that that that that that to to to to they're in the 3,000 kind of range. Oh. Peter balds and Persian cats are in the five grand kind of range. A Bengal can run you up to $25,000. What? Goodness. A Savannah cat can run you up to $50,000. Is it just a type of cat? Or is this a different species?

Number one, the snow leopard-looking Asara breed can cost you up to $125,000. Well, how are you paying that much for a cat? Yeah. A Savannah cat is like, it's not going to do anything different. Or anything. Because cats don't do stuff. These cats do actually look significantly stupider than your average cat. Yeah. The Savannah cat's enormous.

So a thousand bucks for a main coon, is that right? Yeah. When I was volunteering at the RSPCA, they had a main coon in there, which you could pick up for far less for than $1,ousand dollars and I remember it because it was eight kilos it was tremendously large and it was and it had was using its entire bulk to lie on and seal the entire box of kitty litter thirds and all this is lying on top of the box there. Like, calm is anything. Just in its dumb little place. Well, apparently the Ashera is so expensive because there is a Los Angeles-based breeder, a Los Angeles-based firm, it says, that's foreboding. And it produces only five kittens of that type every year.

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Maybe sick to my stomach. I mean, if you've got an allergy, you might need one of those. But otherwise, don't get one of those. Just go to the shelter and the first one that stumbles over to you is going to be your fucking best friend for life, regardless of how terrible they are. I told you about my friend getting a Zol... Zol... I haven't said it. Zoloft, Zollet's Quintle? Zollet's Quintle?

The Mexican hairless dog? Oh yes, yeah. Oh, right. He's so upsetting. Yeah, Axelot. He's so big. He's so big and he's all muscles under all of his, uh, his hairless skin. Yeah.

Yeah, my cat's a stupid piece of shit. It's like little Hercules. He's, he is, big arm. Bites my elbows at four in the morning. Feed me, feed me. We are, we got our cat a little, a little, because he's a piggy, the baby cat, he is Mr. Piggy. He is so much more food motivated than Cuscus, the old timer. We're like she will just wander into her room and into the laundry and just have a little snack throughout the day.

We let him out of our room where he sleeps overnight, and the first thing he does is sprint down to the laundry to see how much of her food he can eat before we wrestle it away from him. Yeah, it's pretty funny. So, so we, we've got him like a little motorized feeder now that goes off at different times. So you could get Nome a little thing that feeds her at for in the morning and you don't have to get up for. We've got one. We've got one. We, yeah. What should you think about that?

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What are you looking at? I mean, how did you even come across the image? How did you even come across the image? Would you just, I guess he is serving cut in a way. Mark, pull that up on screen. He got a hat on. Can we get that image of Walt Whitman's serving cut that Theo posted while we're recording an episode of the podcast?

He does look really bitchy. He posted to the Discord? It was the, it was from the feature article on Wikipedia, I got bored. I got bored. Oh my God. You can't say that on the joke. What were you doing? What were you doing? Look at the main channel of the Discord. Oh, I was waiting for you guys to sort of finish that up so I get back to the article.

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Imagine going, imagine in court arguing, like, pleading guilty to the home invasion, but strenuously arguing against planning it. Yeah, I did not plan this. How dare you? I'm a very spontaneous person. Oh, so they're gonna be charging with with market value or like a police street value? Yeah, this cat was worth $25 million dollars on the open market. It's just a photo of the cat on the table. West Haven police today seized. One cat. Charged with home invasion, conspiracy to commit home invasion, threatening

in the second degree, unlawful restraint in the first degree and larceny in the sixth degree. The sixth degree, how many degrees are we going down? That's so many degrees. At what point do we just say, ah, you didn't really mean it, you know? Are we doing larceny in the 25th degree? Where does it's probably? You know? So it's the first degree, that's the most lassany you can do. Yeah. And then it's six degrees, just dabbing your toe in the tow into lastany, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, th, thi, thi, th, the the th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th so th so th so th so th so th, th, the the the the th, th, the the th, the th, th, the th, th, th, th, the th, the th, the th, th, the the the the th so th so the th so the tho, tho, so the thi, somea, somea, somea, somea' theea' thea' thea' thea' thea' thooooie, yeah? You did Larsony in the eighth degree twice removed? Is that what you did? I think so. He was held on a $750,000 bond and appeared in court in New Haven on Tuesday morning. Wow, that cat. So he was charged with the crime of not stealing a cat? Sounds like he didn't steal a cat. Yeah, this guy didn't steal a cat and you're gonna lock him up.

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