Boonta Vista - EPISODE 347: Cheneyed In Billerica

Episode Date: May 19, 2024

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Look one. Look one. episode 347 and welcome new employees to Neuralink. You are one of the few, the lucky, the epic to walk these hallowed halls. But we understand that it may be an intimidating place full of the best and brightest brain hackers and the endless screams of monkey torture. This brief introductory video aims to help you find your place here in Neuralink. Let's our principal technicians. You're one of the boffins who make it all happen. I imagine your work is very complicated and precise. Andrew, can you talk us through some of the tools you've got here for us? Are those, are those masonry bits?

Well, you know, I've got a lot of different tools and they do a lot of different things, varying degrees of very... And it's all kind of, you know, just a mystery to me. Well yeah, yeah, yeah, there's a lot of different tools, they do a lot of different things, a lot of different precision kind of stuff, but I can't do anything without my trusty ball peeing hammer. Yeah. Yeah It's one over on the left here. It's heavy. It's it's pretty dirty But that's just from heavy use, you know, you get the most out of those tools

I do a lot of I actually do a lot of work around the office sometimes the new installs With that sort of hole saw you've got there. Is that a 40 millimeter? Uh-huh? Fantastic Sharpen yourself Here also with us is one of our head chefs who cook. the food you can enjoy while playing foosball in the food hall. Lucy, your menu boasts the freshest meatballs you'll ever taste. Now I assume you won't tell me all your secrets, but can you give us a little hint as to what makes them so good?

I'll give you a hint. It's not cow. We have fun in here. We have a lot of jokes here. We have a humor channel on slack. Check that out. It's less racist than it used to be. But we're trying to bring it back. We've got to get to bring it back. Yeah, I've got to get the balance right. It's important to recognize that we exist at the bleeding edge of technology, very often literally. Sometimes things go wrong. That's why we have our post-incident review department. That's where we are now.

Now Ben, your title is technically senior Harris Specks, which I had to look up. Now I knew this as a soothsayer. Can you tell me what omens these entrails are pretending? Well I've only been doing this for a couple of weeks, but it turns out, I mean this is just me, I could be wrong. I've actually been looking for a second set of eyes on this, but uh, they're all bad. And I'm starting to wonder whether there might be, are we doing something evil? Like I mean, like obviously, I mean, we're saving humanity. Well, yeah, and we're having fun. Foothill, monkey burgers, and like all that stuff.

Are you not having fun? It's they on the monkey bird. No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm having so much fun. It's like it's really great. I just, I feel like, you know, okay, let me talk you through my day. I rock up, it's 8.45 a.m. I like to make a good impression by being there 15 minutes early. And there's just like a new box of fragments of monkeys of thum of thum of thum of thum. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that. that. that. that. th. th. that. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. th. th. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. th. I. I. I. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. th. to. to. to. to. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. a little poster note that says use these. So I'm like, okay, I'm gonna cast those bones, I'm gonna cast those entrails. Yeah. And every single time I see something horrible in there. Now I'm having a great time. I'm looking around Rick and Morty posters, people wearing fun ties, you know, stuff like that. I'm laughing.

I did, I did watch the new Simpsons episode last night that had Elon Musk in it, that he paid to be in and I thought it was really funny. I thought that was great. We're all laughing. I'm just getting really, I don't know, some feels kind of off here. Yeah. Which might be fine? Is that? I'm just going to turn the camera off real quick. There's something, there is something in the monkey howls, I think. Yeah. You hear that as well? That may be sort of a greater meaning, I think. And it's not good. No, I also feel like I'm hearing the monkey howls.

Yeah. Yeah. Like, I'm the te. I'm the the back of my car and there's no monkey back. There's no monkeys there. There's no monkeys in the roof of my house. It feels like there is? Yeah. Wait, you guys hear that too when you close your eyes with mine? Excuse me. I find it soothing.

I'm putting on my white noise, three hours repeating monkey house. . It makes me feel calm. in 10 hour, no loops. I get under my weighted blanket and I am dead to the world, you know? Like those monkeys. Did you see, probably in the media reports in your emails, that the first human recipient, the cables, the like the copper wiring, just retracted because the brain just sort of like rejects

like implants. Yeah. It came unstuck a little bit, yeah. And it turns out that that's just like a problem that everyone knew about. Cool. In these implants, but we're going to. Elon sort of probably, there's going to be like, we're going to probably come up with. Maybe he'll change the. He slept on the factory floor while the tasks.

He's mother. He's mother. Yeah, he works harder than anybody in the world. And you know what, you see this guy and you'd be like what? He's 30 years old. He's young, he's cool. He wears a leather jacket, he's rich, he's normal, he gave that inspirational speech on the all hands at 3 a.m. last week and he called us and he was like, uh, uh, the, you know, we need, uh, saw, and so, and so, so, and so, it's a really good Elon Musk. Yeah. Yeah, and you know, you'd think like, oh, oh, oh, obviously, this or, and so on, so forth. It's a really good Elon Musk.

Yeah. Yeah. And you know, you'd think like, oh, obviously this is like this cool, rich, cool guy. Yeah. Yeah, but like, he knows memes. He gets meme culture. That's my favorite thing about him. Sort of a meme ninja. Oh, he's a meme lord. And yeah, I'm not gonna lie.

It's pretty epic. We could kill him. I saw him at Splendor in the Grass. Yeah. I could have killed him at Splendor in the Grass when I saw him there. He has to be lucky all of the time. Yeah, I have the Grass 2018. In Minecraft. Splendor in the grass.

Splendor in the Graft, in Minecraft. Elon Musk there for some reason. Brick, me, at the gold bar lounge or whatever it's called, the artist bar. I'm running in. I'll kill you. I'll kill you in Minecraft in Splendor in Minecraft. For real life in Minecraft in Splendor in the Cross in Minecraft. For real life in Minecraft. the real life in Minecraft.

Hey if I fired a gun at Elon Musk and it only grazed him, that would maybe make the clipping report. It's time for the clipping report. A bitch! Fuck! Yeah, shit! The Clipping Report. And if this is your first episode, Buntfista is a comedy, current events podcast, where we sort of talk about weird news stories,

just to catch you up. You might have seen a poster for our live show at the Scratch Bar, or at Lucky Duck Cafe, or at... I thought, hey, I'm going to check that out. I don't think, have I given posters anyone else yet, actually? It's going to take some over to alphabet. But just in case you've just sort of, you've seen that we're doing a live show from a poster at two hospitality venues in Brisbane, you've decided to check it out. I thought just explain what it is.

The clipping report we talked about Americans, firing guns accidentally with injurious results often. Here we go. A man in Madison, Wisconsin accidentally fired around into his neighbor's freezer while cleaning his gun. Where were you cleaning your gun? He was inside his own home. Yeah, I imagine in, yeah. And then it's gone through the wall into his neighbor's apartment and then it's gone

into that neighbor's freezer. So imagine if that was going through a human body, huh? If we can go throw th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th tho tho tho tho tho tho thu thu thu thu thu thu that that that thu thu thu thu thu thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi to to thi to thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii thi thi thi thi's gone through the wall into his neighbor's apartment and then it's gone into that neighbor's freezer. I imagine if that was going through a human body, huh? If we can go through all that. And they're not really put much in the walls over there, are they? No, probably not. A 40-year-old woman in the Philadelphia neighborhood of Strawberry Mansion, accidentally shot herself in the chest while trying to insert a magazine into a gun. Were you holding it directed at your chest while inserting the magazine? You got to look right down the barrel so you can see when the bullet gets in. Yeah. From the, the description was super vague but like the, it seemed like what happened was she pulled it out of her waistband or a holster and then the magazine fell out, she bent over to pick it up, put it in and then somehow in

the act of doing that, shot herself in the chest. It's got to be a leverage thing, right? You get the best leverage holding the gun directly against your heart. Yeah, yeah. So thumb on the trigger to get the... I think maybe it was more of a more of a twirling incident. Yeah, I was doing... Trying to do like tricks and stuff. Cool tricks.

Spin. Yeah, yeah. See if the magazine comes out. No, it's in this. Trying to do like, you know, she'd just been marathoning Deadpool one and two in anticipation of Deadpool 3 coming out. And she was trying to recreate that moment where like he throws some magazines up in the air and then he like catches them upside down in his guns. Yeah, that's really cool.

Except he was saying something sarcastic while he was doing it too. Yeah, you are pointing the guns kind of at yourself when that happens. Yeah, and he's like the magazine's like flying up in slow motion and he's going like my dick is so hard right now. Yeah, he's looking at the directly at the screen and he's going try this kids at home. Yeah. Or 40 year old women in strawberry mansion. Yeah, what a cool name for a place. Oh yeah, that's great. It's got to name a neighborhood. And in Philadelphia. And in Philadelphia. Just imagine someone from Philly try to beat up the neighborhood of Strawberry Mansion because it sounds fruity. It does, to be fair. It does. It sounds fruity as hell. A man at a hotel in Evansville, Indiana accidentally fired his gun while pulling his gun out of its holster, the shot that he fired, hit a pregnant woman in the calf.

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Just like dry firing it in their pocket the whole time. Because it must feel really good to dry fire a gun. Oh, I bet. Oh, yeah. They say that it ruins it, but that's only true with the revolvers. So you can just dry fire like a Colt 1911, you got that in your whole suit. Just chook, tch, truc. God. Getting slightly bored in a conversation and just clicking away.

A soldier in the US Army's 7th Infantry Division was accidentally shot during a force-on-force training exercise at joint-based Lewis McCord in Washington after live ammunition was mixed in with the blanks they were using. Oh! Oh! Oh good, no boy no. Shot by a machine gun. Like fun little prank or... I bet that guy didn't have that on his 2024 pink card. Like the start of jarhead? Yeah like the start of jar head. Fuck. He got jar headed. Yeah, oh the start of jarhead. Fuck! He got jarheaded! Yeah, oh, you've only gone and done a jarhead. Taping the sign. No jarheading.

No jarheading at any time. Force on force training sounds pretty sexy though. I don't know, I kind of... We talking like... Oh, I thought I was holding you down, but now you're holding me down. Mask for mask, am I right? Yeah. A 23-year-old woman in Bill Ricker, Massachusetts. This place is spelled B-I-L-L-E-R-I-C-A. As though we had renamed America after our friend Bill.

Bill Eric. Let's say Bill Paxton. Yeah, what a wonderful Bill Gates. Yeah, that's in Bill Gates. Yeah, ever since I've got the vaccine. I've just been having these really positive thoughts about Bill Gates. I just feel like it's like a... I love Windows 10.

Do you guys know about his philanthropic efforts though? Yeah. Yeah, he just seems like a really great guy. Seems a great guy. Does anyone else feel like strangely drawn towards the spot from the Windows XB desktop? Yeah. That we could all just meet there? We could all be there at a certain date, like drawn to it?

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We hate Bill Gates the amount that doesn't get you flagged for misinformation on Spotify. Yes. Yes. But we hate him just enough to keep it interesting. A 23-year-old woman in Bill Ricker, Massachusetts was quote, drinking a hard seltzer and playing around with a shotgun. Hell yes. When she accidentally shot a 24-year-old woman in the face. Oh no, I mean that bit's not funny. The other bit, like, no, the woman was her friend as well,

her husband's, a husband's, or husband's shotgun and she's just like, hey, check this out! I got a big gun. Oopsie! You got, you got chained in Bill Ricker, you know? There's a, there's a new season, there's a new season, that fucking show on Netflix, that's horny, you could be watching that instead. What's that show? What's the hoa? No, not euphoria? The, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, a, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the, that, that, that, that, that, that, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, No, not euphoria, the, like it's like a historical thing. Bridgetton. Bridgeton. You could be watching Bridgeton instead. Yeah, except for your friend in the face.

You can drink some heart salter. Maybe get a bottle of rosé, maybe make a note of it. That's right. Yeah. Don't shoot your friend in the face. Sit down watching Bridgeton being like, wouldn't it be crazy if we like kissed it like does a joke? Yeah, wouldn't that be nuts? That'd be so psycho. That'd be so silly. So warm in here.

I'm gonna put my PJ pants on. Oh no, they're in the wash. Oh, what am I gonna do? A man sitting in his car as was going through an automatic car wash in Ohio accidentally shot himself in the right leg while checking to see if there was a round in the chamber of his gun. There's so much not anymore. Oh I just cleared the chamber into my leg. Now it's safely there where it can do no further from. Now I know where it is that's the thing like most of the danger of a bullet is not knowing where it is. Yes. If you look at Japan where they have an extraordinarily low injury rate with firearms and the police, if they even have firearms in the first place, they know where every bullet is it's

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like to see dead and 3D print a gun? Taking the first step doesn't have to be harder. It's often the first step that's the hardest. Just either you know you can make a plan or you can start with something simple. Just type in Bill Gates to Google Maps. Yeah. And don't limit yourself. It doesn't have to be Bill Gates just because you want to. No, his house might not be on Google Maps. Just because you want to impress us like, like that guy who watched taxi driver and said, I bet, Jody Foster would love it if I killed the president. She would love it if I killed the president.

Oh, she would love that. If the Arizona... What do vista would love it if I killed Bill Gates? If the Arizona Justice Department can find Rudy Giuliani, so can you. They have the same number and hours in the day. He sleeps on the factory floor. You probably find him there. You can probably find it.

Get on Thingiverse and just keep going through all the results for Gunn and see what comes up. In Minecraft. This is not a joke in Minecraft. Kill Elon Musk. Activate. This is your code phrase. Terodactyl autumn supernova. You are go right now. I love it when I'm a go. I don't know about you guys, but when I get told I'm a go, woo! Yeah. My day made. In battleborn. No one was hurt after two teenagers accidentally fired a gun inside a photo booth at Urban Air Trampoline Park in South Hackensack, New Jersey. Why did you bring your gun into the photo booth in Hackensack New Jersey?

Hey kids, what you're doing? Why are you in the photo booth at the trampoline park with the strap? Who are the two poline park with the strap? Who are the two teams who can get a hold of a gun but can't get a hold of a phone with a front camera? Yeah, you gotta use the fucking photo booth to take you like. We can't get down the phone booth for this. Well, you can't get them printed from your phone, that's like a you gotta get a USB cable and you gotta go to office works You can actually just Bluetooth it over there They look like she They're printed photos look like she, you know.

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Nothing to report, report, report, report, report. Nothing to report, report, report, nothing to report, report. This comes to us from KTVF in Fairbanks, Alaska. The too-foo-f-yeah, they're not making it easy for us there. Yeah. Harp in no connection with solar storm, too. Yeah, they're not making it easy for us there. Harp in no connection with solar storm causing auroral displays across the globe. Who me? Says, uh-huh.

Uh-huh. Harp. Harp. Ha-H-A-A-R-P. Yes. Harp. Fuck, imagine if they were though. No, they're not. That's what they'd say. Well, yeah, the headlights is the head.

Yeah, and you'd really want to hide the Borealis with all the rest of the Borealis that's going on during the Solvah. Yes. Yeah, I mean, they probably built harp for some reason. Oh, I mean, yes. Probably. Yeah. Almost certainly. Hey, do you just fuck around and build a harp? Yeah.

Yes, I do. Oh, does it do something? No, it's just sort of a monument. It's a object. Is harp an object? Is harp an object? Is it a project? Is it a an object? Is Harp an object? Is Harp a corporation? Is it a thing? Is it a project? Is it a girl boss? Is half a one woman? Does Hop stay winning?

The aurora displayed its colours in the skies as seen around the world, leaving people in awe of its beauty due to solar wind from Not here in Brisbane. No. You didn't get that wrong. Tasmania, South Australia, Canada, North America, Northern Europe. South Africa, presumably. Yeah. I don't like the idea of them seeing something of like natural beauty. Yeah. Just something like, you know, something innocent and pure sort of, um, just for like,

aesthetic enjoyment. Yes. No, they shouldn't be getting that in Hope Town. Eyes down, white South Africans. This is for everyone else. Oh man, I saw a guy at IKEA the thiii. Oh man, I saw a guy at IKEA with like a shirt, with seven... Classic IKEA stuff. Seventh South African Assault Division or something on the back of her. Oh, Christ.

You shouldn't be anywhere. No. It left people in awe of its beauty due to solar wind from a severe geomagnetic storm produced by the sun. According to the University of Alaska Fairbanks, the Sun entered Earth's upper atmosphere and created auroral displays. I don't know if the Sun entered Earth's upper atmosphere. I don't be wearing a jumper right now. I don't try. But when was the, when is it the Sun and when is it like particles that have left the Sun? When does it stop being the Sun? the Sun? When does it stop being being the Earth the Earth the the Earth the Earth the sun? I the Earth the Earth the Earth the Earth the Earth the Earth the Earth the Earth the Earth the Earth the Earth the Earth the Earth the Earth the Earth the Earth the Earth the Earth the Earth the Earth the Earth the Earth the Earth the Earth the Earth the Earth's the Earth's the Earth's the Earth's the Earth the Earth the Earth the Earth the Earth the Earth the Earth the Earth Earth Earth Earth Earth Earth Earth Earth Earth. I the Earth. I the Earth. I the Earth. I the Earth. I the Earth. I the Earth. I the Earth. I the Earth. I the Earth. I the Earth. I the Earth. I the Earth. I the Earth. I the the the the the the was the, when is it the sun and when is it like particles that have left the sun? When does it stop being the sun and when do we stop being star? Yes, if I lose my hand am I still me.

Where the sun ends and the earth begins. Where do you draw the line between my particles? We are star stuff. Yeah, and we're all kind of made of, yeah, and we got here on a meteor. Yes. If my boss puts an implant in my brain and is controlling my actions, am I still me? Yes. Oh good. Yeah, oh yeah, you are. Yeah.

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storm day. Yeah, they're just like running around hoot and holler and like, we did it. Oh my god, it's happening. We predicted it. There's space weather. Hold on, Ben, hold on. So Noah is monitoring the storm weather. Oh, they hide this shit in plain sight.

There's a space flood coming. Space flood is coming. Yes. The firmament? The firmament's popping maybe? We got a firmament situation. Feels like rain. If this is your first episode. Yeah, if you situation? Feels like rain. If this is your first episode. Yeah, if you've seen this poster, Scratch Bar Milton,

Alphabet Cafe, Lucky Dark and Highgate Hill, and you thought it was wash over you, like the waters of the firm. Yeah, you just kind of meant to hear the words and go, hmmm funny sound. I like words. There are a lot of questions regarding the rare aurora sighting about whether or not the high frequency active auroral research program. Harp was behind it. Yeah. I'm asking all those questions. I mean, yeah, there's one question right there.

Yeah. I'll tell you what, whatever, did you do it? Did you do it? Did you fucking do the Aurora all over the world? You fucking guys up there at Harp, way up in Alaska? Did you do the fucking Aurora was the solar winds you guys? That's my question to you, the scientists. Knock it off. Stop it! Stop it! However, Harp was in no way connected to the solar storm, according to Jessica Matthew's Harp director. That's good to know. Yeah. She would say that.

Yeah, oh yeah, I bet. Oh, I bet you had nothing to do with it, Jessica. Yeah. If you were, if you did have something to do with it, tap your fingers. their fingers, Jessica, I've been counting your blinks, Jessica, and I think I'm starting to see a pattern. Yeah. It's good to know they had nothing to do with it, and I can just put on my monkey screams and go back to sleep.

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Redirect here for the live CD DVD package by Muse named after the project see Harp album. You probably find, you can probably find some stuff out about that. There's a lot of lot of stuff in Musa's multi-layered lyrics. I fucking hate Muse so much. It sucks. It sucks. It sucks. So bad. Harp did however operate a scientific campaign from May 8th to 10th. Now, Lucy, I'm just looking at our group chat, and I believe you were around, did you actually see the Aurora? Was that your photo of the bow repairs? Yeah, that was my photo of the bow repairs? So we went out for dinner. I didn't think we would see it in the boat repairs. Which is a tire repair place. And so this is probably, I would have loved to have seen,

and this is probably like a once in a lifetime, sort of a fucking dream. Avent. And I asked you and you said, what, in the city? But you live in Hobart where you can just leave the city? Yeah. I mean, you can't, you you would understand that Tasmanians are always going out seeing the Aurora, you know?

They're always like, well I drove an hour away I saw the Aurora Boer Arora Paris. Borea, you know? It's a bit like, get over it. You know, Aurora Borea is. Yeah. That was very beautiful. But instead you saw Aurora Barra Paris. Yeah, you're all having a lot of fun. It was actually the Aurora Australis.

Oh. You're right, it was. Bigger in the Southern Hemisphere. So that joke doesn't really, doesn't really make any sense. Quote, we've been responding to many inquiries from the media or the public, Matthews said. Quart, the hap scientific experiments were in no way linked to the solar storm or high auroral activity seat around the globe. Yeah.

Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Oh, you turned on the big switch from May 8th to 10th. And then on the 11th, Lucy's posting beautiful photos of the aurora over the bow repair in Hobart. Yeah, okay. Oh, yeah, related at all. Sure. You're zapping beams at the sun? Oh, that's probably, you know, not doing anything. Fine, yeah.

You know what, I'm just gonna keep my eyes closed? I'm gonna go back to sleep. I don't even care. I'm gonna stop looking at my blogs. I guess I'm just not curious anymore because you said it's not connected so who cares? Right, so Hops... Maybe I'm wrong. Hmm. Just like my beams left alone. You know, don't zap them. Leave them alone. Don't cast them.

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By Bay Systems. Secrets of harp. Oh, it says you can use a, like a guitar fuzz box to get some interesting sounds. I'm just, sorry, I've just googled harp laylines just because of a suspicion that I had. And on the Facebook page, God code matrix of 188, oh my god, this is amazing. Is harp using the 188 layline energy grid? You tell me, no comment. I'll tell you yes. Yeah. Looking at it, it definitely falls on the lay lines of the 188 energy grid. That's crazy. Oh, that is crazy. Oh, much to think about.

Harp is very much funded by the US Air Force US Navy and another defense contractor So now that's they've never done anything. So that's suspicious. Yeah Yeah, and we're supposed to believe that JFK's head just did that. Yeah, it's just did That absolutely nothing cause that to happen. Yeah, when did harp start? Yeah, when did harp start? Ohp start. Mmm, just some somebody zapped JFK's beam. That's what the problem is. I got some reading to do later. Yeah. No, we could probably just do some by drip reading loud on the podcast.

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WTAP in Ohio. Whatchap! Large quantity of meat dumped in Washington County. Get your barbecued out, folks. That's free meat. We had a story like this recently, right? I can't find it anywhere in our previous notes. Oh, we've been on the meat beat for a while.

We've been beating the meat cune. There was dumped carcasses... There was a different meat. We've had a lot of dumped carcasses, we've had abandoned carcasses. I feel like we had one that was just like a lot of maybe raw chicken dumped in a wood somewhere, dumped in the... Is that ring any bells? I don't know. Yuck on that one. I kind of forget what we speak about, like 10 minutes after. There's so much, there's so much that we talk about, honestly. Anytime somebody on like the discord says what episode was this on, and I just go,

oh, let me delve into the like 700 hours of talking that we've done on this show. No, we've got freaks to do that for us. We've got freaks. Thank you so much. We have podcast mentats who can reach back and find that out for us. This is like how Zelda has the same story every game, right? It's a cycle. Yeah. It's a, it's a, um. It's a, um.

Time's a flat circle. that you hang the feel of something on, the flavor. And what flavor have we got today? Well, interestingly enough. Ben, I was thinking of the recent story about people who were like, people who were taking like deer and stuff that they had shot to a guy, and the guy was just like putting him in a room? He was like, oh, you're doing something with this deer, yeah. I'm going to get to that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that in thast thast thast tha tha tha tha tha the last tha tha the last to to tha tha to tha tha' tho thathea their tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to tooooo, oh, I'll get to that. Yeah. Yeah, I'm going to get to that in two to four years. I remember that one.

That one, I stored that one in my brain. Yeah. Yeah, I felt that one. Pushed out. Pushed out. Yeah. Something is rotten this town and it turns out it's all the rotten meat? It's probably the meat. I wonder if they knew when they wrote that. If they knew that they were making a pawn. A little sizzle. Agencies in Washington County are trying to make sense of what one

official described as a dump trucks worth of meat dumped off Granville Hill Road near New Better Morris, sometimes during the night, sometimes during the night of May 9th or early in the morning, the following day. That's how I get described too, you know what I'm saying? A dump trucks worth of meat. Quote, eyewitness description was pork loins, sausage, bacon, steaks, chicken, shrimp. That's such an image, I like that. The variety of meats.

Yeah. It's like someone said, do like an AI image of a big meat raffle platter. Yes. Yeah, and you can't identify any of the details. The closer you look, the weirder it gets. It unravels, yeah. All the stars are here. Pink, lumpy thing. Brown. Antenna. Washington County Health Department Director of Environmental Health Joshua Lane says, quote, it certainly was a wide variety of meats that apparently had gone bad or needed to be disposed of. Now Joshua, I'm just going to say, what if it's both?

I was saying it's both to me. I think often when meat has gone bad, then it needs to be disposed of, you know? The other day I was looking after the kids solo as I do on every Thursday. And I got so psycho by like 2 o'clock, just like trying to hold it together. And I walked out the front and I realized that I hadn't finished packing all the groceries away and I'd left the bag of meat on our front deck for like three and a half hours. Brisbane notoriously welcoming to meat out in the open. God, what a day.

I ate some, some venison sausages the other day that were further beyond their use by date than any meat item I have ever consumed. Yeah. And I was absolutely fucking fine. Streak alive, baby. Like 11 days. They just don't want you to eat it. That's fucked all what you just said. Yeah, look, I was, so upsetting.

I didn't have anything else to eat for dinner. I didn't want to get something delivered. And I was like, it smells fine. It smells a little like venison, which smells kind of weird. What day with this? Ben, we will get you Dordash and tip. Oh, you'll tip the guy? Oh, we'll tip. Yeah, okay.

All right. This was like four or five days ago. I think I'm in the clear. If I had to was bragging about it. It says here, venison mesothelioma. I think you know, you know like pretty quick if you've poisoned yourself with bad meat. Yeah, you know at like 4 a.m.

Yeah, it's not, you're like, oh, you poison your whole family. It's not days later. I can't not shit this bed. Yeah. Good times. And then the hospital then the hospital the hospital then later. I can't not shit this bed. Yeah. Good times. And then the hospital bed. Yeah. Not for then, though.

Not for me. Now I'm robust. Can't catch COVID. Except the one time that I did. Can't get sick from eating really out of date meat. Nothing can touch me. It was weird. Last week I got a COVID booster at the doctor and the doctor said, why? Don't bother. Are we meant to be doing that?

Yeah. Yeah, I think we have to be up to like eight boosters at this point. Yeah. And you will not find this episode on Spotify. Yeah. They're way past they used by day and that's it. Give ten at once. I want to be like that guy. The German guy that got like 250 boosters. That's so good.

He's like a chess grandmaster now. Never played before. I bet he was the same guy. He was a German politician that just, there was those videos that just popped off of a German politician licking toilet seats and filming himself. Yeah, same guy. Is that what that was? It's connected. That's why you need all those boosters, though.

You need like 150 boosters to make yourself immune to like festival toilet seats. If you're going to look at it. That's the same guy that got that New York City to Dublin Portal shut down. the the the flash, he he he the flash, he th, he th, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, you, you, you, you, you th, you'd th, you'd th. th. that, you'd thed. It's connected, you'd th. That's th. That's, you need, you need, you need, you need, th. That's, you th. That's, you th. That's, you th. That's, you th. That's, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. That's, th. th. thed. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that. that's that's that. that's that's that, because it's too gross. Something happened to his body. Isn't it really why it shut down because of the ladies' tinnies? The lady with the jugs? Yeah. Oh no. Oh no.

Oh, no. They shut down both sides. But the jugs came from the American side. Can I just say I don't want to like, I had a weird, I think I've become I've become I've become I've become I've become I've become I've become I've become I've become I've become I've become I've become I've become I've become I've become I've become I've become I've become I've become I've become I've become I've become in that the exact manner in which she flashed the... Was so American? Very American, but also like professional? I was like, oh, this woman is a... She's clearly...

She's at the NASCAR. She is an adult performer of some kind. Yeah. That was an artistry to how she did it. She was like spring break video. Yes, they're like dancing on like the balls of your feet. Yeah. That is such is such is such is such is such is such isthe balls of your feet. Yeah. That is such an American thing. Whereas I like that the Dublin side was just people holding up like phones with

like plane tinning between towers. Yeah, they weren't even like responding. Oh, and they're also that. Just way funnier. Yeah, I was curious whether there was a time delay with the video because you would assume that at least one person the video on the other side would have been like, oh, shit! Hey, titties. Tidies!

Jugs! They just seen so many over there, you know, the Irish is. Yeah. The Irish people, put them away. Have they? You know what they say about the Irish? That's what the luck of the Irish is. Irish people put them away. I've seen them all. I'm so tired. Grandview Township officials pushed the meat to the side of the road shortly thereafter

and covered most of it with dirt. Oh, wow. So much in that one sentence. That's the worst job you could do of that. And to call the people doing that officials as well is such a wonderful title. Yeah. I honestly think it would have been way more effective to douse that whole pile with like kerosene and burn it on the road.

Just set it immediately on fire, right? Yes. Yeah, rather than just pushing it over and then semi-covering it. Yeah, I mean fire would probably do a multitude of things including, I think, cleansing it. Maybe killing some of any spirits. Maybe any spirits that it's got. Make it smell delicious for a little bit. I'd rather have it smell delicious for a little bit than really fucking putrid for a very long time. Yes.

Imagine if you had to cover it a huge pile of meat with dirt and the newspapers like, oh, and they missed a spot. Yeah. You weren't out there, you weren't there, man. The smell, the flies. See how big that pile was? Yeah. Yeah, if you burn it, the faster you get to burning it, the more likely it is that the smell is like maybe even pleasant. Yeah. But the just kind of half covering it up with dirt that's gonna smell bad and it's gonna smell so much worse as time goes on. Imagine how unpleasant the the look

feel of putting dirt onto raw meat is. Like it because it's sticking a little bit oh oh oh oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah but no animals will ever find it. Dogs cannot say this. Oh, is that half covered with dirt? I don't know what that is. I don't know what that is. My nose just stopped working, the dog says. It's just popping out of the ground like a turkey mound. Unfortunately, despite being mostly covered with dirt, as of Thursday afternoon,

the putrid pile was still there, feeding the local fauna and breeding maggots. Where would it have gone? Where would it be? Where would it be? Strangely, it was still there. Oh, the problem didn't just take care of itself. Oh, I thought maybe it would all be raptured by the time we got back.

Huh, that object has permanence. Writing it down in their little clipboard. Big piles of meat. Piles still there. Ages ago we did like one or two episodes about a butcher shop in Canada that have been left abandoned. One of my favorites. I love the abandoned butcher shop. Where for like months residents have been like, this is just crazy and the local council was like there's nothing we can do about it. We can do about it. But then the people that cleaned it up were like, they weren't council workers, they were a private like, uh, you know, it's sanitation company.

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I have a couple of beers afterwards. You know what? You guys buy the mears. Yeah. Yeah, because we're taking care of the meat pile. They'll do it just for the beer. Lane said that the property where the meat was dumped is part of Wayne National Forest. Quote, it's on Wayne National Forest property, Lane said, confirming the previous sentence. This rings true. One or the other. Right.

One of the bad things about solid waste, Lane continued. One of the bad things about solid waste, lame continued. One of the bad- I'm struggling to think of any, but I'm glad I'm learning one now. He's referring a lot to that clipboard during this interview, Theo. Looking back down the list of bad things about solid waste. Cons about a dump truck full of meat that's gone bad. One of the bad things about solid waste is that the property owner may not be responsible for the dumping at all.

However, it does then fall on them, especially when we can't figure out who actually did the dumping. How can you not figure it out? It's from a butcher shop. There's a variety of meats. There's an assortment of meats. And a lot of them, too. They had access to meat. Hey, who here has access to meat?

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They're out there, shovels. America stuff, just like, oh, that's out of our jurisdiction. There's simply nothing that can be done. You need to get the FBI involved. So much where everyone's like, ah, can't do anything. But put it in a dump truck and take it to landfill. It's just got to go. I don't, like, someone has to do it. Sorry, that's federal tripe. Can't put federal tripe in a state landfill I'm afraid yeah. Round hole square peg. Can't tou that it's got asbestos in it. One resident of the area

expressed concern that the meat could pose a public health risk particularly due to its proximity to a stream. Oh Jesus. I don't know if like wild animals should also be eating like the rotting meat from the butcher shop either. No, I don't think bears should be eating prawns. No, they're going to get a taste for it. Yeah. What if they get too into prawns?

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That'd be really good for them, I think. Yeah. You know? Yeah. So, all in all, good for bears to live off prawns. Yeah. Lane said that, thankfully, other than the nuisance of an un un un un un un un un the n n n n n nusen, the nuse, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their, the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. the the, their. their. their. their. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th is. th is. th is. th is. th. th is. th is. thinanananananananananananananananananusanananusanusanananananusananananananusananusananananananananananananananananananananananananan is. th is health threat to the people who live on or near Grand Hill Road. It's just so funny to imagine that there's a big pile of meat and they're not doing anything. It's just like, that's the Granville Road pile of meat. Doesn't this feel like a

metaphor for something maybe? It's there. I feel like, I feel like this guy is... He's really minimizing this. I'd be kind of annoyed if I lived on that road and this dude was just like, oh luckily it's not a problem. Yeah, it'll just smell worse than anything you could possibly imagine. It's only the smell, yeah. But hey, we're Grandview Ohio strong, you know. Yeah, Washington County, Ohio. smell like, you literally live in hell.

Washington County, Ohio. These colors don't run in Washington County, all right? We're not like the people over in Archer's Fork. Well, there's actually some red and some yellow running into the stream right now. It's pink. Oh, this is just south of Brownsville. That's fun. What's right near friendly? That's nice. Other than, other than,

What's south of Brownsville? Other than smelling like you now live inside a dumpster in the height of summer in an alley from the movie taxi driver? Other than that, it's fine. A dump truck. I'm trying to picture this pile, yeah. I'm not trying, I've been picturing this. This is easy for me to picture.

This is the first thing you've ever pictured. You've overcome a fantasia because a dump truck full of raw meat is just right there. I just needed something evocative enough. Yeah, Apple? Can't do it. Can't do it. This is also the, from what I can see, this might be a different creek, but there is a creek running through Grandview Township that then goes into the Ohio River as well. Right, upstream from Mud Masters, West Virginia, Ben's Run. All right, I'm at this point I have completely turned on Washington County Health Department, Director of Environmental Health, Joshua Lane. Joshua Lane, I will end your life. You are the lifetime bitch of the week. You are on blast, motherfucker. Joshua continues.

I'll kill you. I will find you. Assembling my Shinto Abe gone as we speak. Sigma, Aluminium, Terrarium, Go, Kill Joshua Lane. If you get the parts for the Shinzo Abe cyberpunk gun, you can disassemble it and take it through airport security. That's fine. They don't know. You'll be having the same experience that Joshua Malcovich, Joshua Malcovich has in in the line of fire? That movie I'm thinking of Ben? No idea. Yeah, it's a thing of being John Malcovich. He makes a little porcelain gun and takes it through security to kill the president.

Oh yeah. And then Clintieswood's like, I think you can just bring a gun. Yeah, we're actually. We'll a ton of listeners now higher. We have to say it aluminum. Aluminum. Aluminum. Sigmum. Teraium. Kill, Joshua, lay, kill him. All the people who weren't sitting up during that before just sat up.

That's aluminum. Hearing the killbill siren as they walk straight out the front door, leave it wide open. I heard the front door leave it wide open. I heard the phrase Joshua Melkovich. No like that is my sleeper phrase. Alright so this is why we are going to kill Joshua Lane. He says our health specialist that was out said that it was over 100 yards were from where this pile is to the stream. Oh no one was it too far away? No one could know what that means. I'm on the couch and I can't reach it motions. This guy, all right, all right, I'm...

I'll say, sorry, sorry if you lose me. I accidentally I typed in discord to launch it to type in a prospective episode title and I accidentally launched Disco Alicea so. See you in a while, I guess. See you in a pit. So a hundred yards is 91 meters why do you? That's not that far. That's not that far. Fuck me. Yeah. So I'm I'm stepping into my mind palace for a second because I'm trying to picture something, okay? This guy's at the podium. We've got a Buntavista listener in the crowd, assembling their gun, like putting in

the soda stream charges into the clip, getting ready. This guy's talking, do you picture Joshua Lane delivering the stuff that he's saying in a sweaty, panicked way where he does not feel like this is going well? Or is he kind of like smirking? Is he being a little too relaxed with it as he just sort of pretends that this isn't his problem? I think this is kind of a the mayor from Jaws situation. He's saying it's fine. It's fine. Go back on the beach. Yeah, have the best summer of

your lives. You can barely smell it. You can barely smell it. It's a beautiful Ohio summer. Who cares about the giant... Oh, the teens are changing. We live in Ohio when you're complaining. Yeah, thank God. I thank God every day that I was born in Ohio. In Ohio, summer? Yeah. This is going to be the best summer of our lives and you want me to what? Get rid of one dump trucks worth of raw rotting meat that's infested with maggots, that's in a national park?

The national park is so big. And it's so federal, it's unbelievably federal. It's one of the most federal things in Ohio. Not as federal as it gets. The airport and Wayne National Forest is so federal. It's the same thing if someone dumped a full dump truck full of assorted rotting meat into the airport. You wouldn't expect us to go in there. We held out past the gate. Oh, Mr. Mayor, clean up the meat.

You wouldn't say that. You'd say, oh, my flight's boarding. Ooh, something stinky. What is that down there? Is that really good? Are they loading that into the plane? So the reason I ask about what you the think think think think think think think think tho tho thin thin to to to to to to to to to to the the to to to to the tone is like coming from this guy is that he continues, it's not going to be so much different than if you had a deer carcass or any other

dead animal that might die by a stream or something. I feel it's... I'm feeling like a small difference. Maybe in the quantity. Well, and he does clarify, it's just the amount. The large amount of meat that's there. Yeah. It's like, other than that. Like 50 deer altogether, and then they all spontaneously skinned themselves and turned

themselves inside out. They all sniffed the Simpsons inside out gas. Yeah. And it's not just deer as well. It's sort of like a whole bunch of like seafood and what have you. And they all sniffed the gas. Yeah. Yeah. That's exactly like that.

They turn inside out. And that's kind of what the problem is here. The problem is here, is that theymeat. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. amount of it. I don't want it to be near my house or my stream, I guess is what I'm saying. And they're just like, so what are we going to tell them? We're not going to clean it up? No, no, we all agreed. We all agreed we're not going to clean enough. We're going to get out there and tell them something. What if we told them? The dump truck full of meat? It's just a their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their to to to to to to to to to to their to to to to to to to to to their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their is is. We's th. We's th. We're th. th. th. te. te. te. te. tell. tell. tell. tell. tell. We're tell. We're tell. We're going. tell. We're going. tell. their. their.them the dump truck full of meat is just simply not a problem.

It's kind of part of nature really. It's kind of just doesn't matter. Yeah, like it just don't worry about it. It's just kind of like don't worry about it. You hit the little, the button on your aircon that changes it so that it's not taking in new air, it's just recirculating the air that's already in there. Probably do that when you're a couple of caves. I'm sorry, miles, a couple miles away from the spot and then keep it like that. Probably for about six months. Yeah. Ohio summer. You know, Lake Erie. It only lasts three months. Enjoy yourself.

Tubing on the Ohio River? Tubing on Lake Erie? Just don't do it downstream of Grandview. Start up stream of Grandview. Yeah. Get out just before Grand View. Use your oar to push the organs away. Yes. I don't think I've got bull sharks in the Ohio River now, because of the meat, all that raw meat.

We're Brisbane Riverifying the Ohio River. It's so cool that he was like backstage before this press conference, putting stuff on his clipboard and he was like, oh, wow, look at this. Sometimes an animal just dies in the woods. Does that kill anybody? Oh yeah, you're upset when you see a road kill? So sometimes, sometimes there is just dead meat in the woods and I haven't heard shit about that from any of you. And now you're all of a sudden, all of a sudden you're all dead meat in the woods experts?

You're really worried, oh virtue signaling about your dump truck full of prawns and porkloins? I got one word for you, biomass. That's all it is. I got three words for you, sleepy Joe Branded. Think about it. Yeah. I've got three words for you. Tangerine, brick. Aluminant. Avocado.

It's really hard to think of words for this. Yeah. Just like think of three words, it's kind of tough to do. Now, this is like, I know that you're listening to us talking right now. Dear listener, dear listener, I know that this kind of seems like a one-way medium, but you can actually help us out by thinking of three words that activate you to kill Joshua Lane. Think of your own activation phrase for yourself. Say that out loud, just for you. Just for you. A bespoke activation phase.

What if you made one of those like, you know, like a spud cannon when you get a PVC pipe with a hole just big enough to wedge your potato in and then you fill it with a deodorant and then you set that on fire and that launches that? Yeah. Yeah, okay. So what if you make one of those and you launch something heavy like a cricket ball in there, and then you go to like a public, a thing in public that Sleepy Joe Brandon is doing. And you're going to need to hip fire that. Yeah. Like I think you wouldn't even need to hit his head that hard to really take him out.

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And if you're part of the Five Eyes Consortium. If we're applying for visas to the US and you're listening to this. This is a joke. Get a sense of humor. We're having a laugh. It's kind of Australian, like it's kind of just Australian style of comedy. Yeah, we we we we we we we we we we we we we th. We we th. We're very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very th. We're th. We're th. We're th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. th. It's th. th. th. th. th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's the. It's the. It's the. It's the. It's like. It's like like. It's like like. It's like. It's like like. It's like thiiiiiii. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's the. It's like. It's kind of Australian, like it's kind of just Australian style of comedy. Yeah, we're cavalier with it. We don't care. We're very dry senses of humor, you know, sometimes we'll say things.

You won't know that they're ironic. Kill Joe Biden. Oh, sorry, in an American way, you could be like, b-uh, kill Joe Biden. Yeah. Adoye. Kill Joe Biden. Does that make more sense? Yeah. I'm Joe the Plummer and I'm going to kill Joe Biden. You can't say anything these days. No, you can't. You can't do the work. I do fully campaign for the assassination of the sitting US president without a bunch of

woke kukaradi coming after. And we don't hate him an insane amount, we just sort of... Like a regular amount. Kind of the same amount we hate Bill Gates. Not as much as we have, just the amount of what gets flagged on Spotify. And we hate them from the left, which is the one thing that's going to stop us getting into America. Yeah, that's right. Hey, just to be clear, how many, are we up to three people that we're trying to activate sleeper cells against this episode?

Who could say? Yeah, it's an economy of scale. We've got Bill Gates. We've got Bill Gates. Joshua Lane, we've got Joshua Landon, the Washington County Health Department and Sleepy Joe Brandon. Elon Musk. Oh, we're not sorry. See if we can get to like a, Baker's dozen before we're out out here. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to sleep to sleep to sleep to sleep to sleep to sleep to sleep to sleep. to sleep. to sleep. to sleep, the to sleep, sleep. to sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep. Yeah, sleep. Yeah, sleep. Yeah, sleep. Yeah, sleep. Yeah, sleep. Yeah, sleep. Yeah, sleep. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, to to the th. Yeah, th. Yeah, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the four. It was the most track there. Okay. Let's see if we can get to like a little Baker's dozen before we're out of here. The Washington County Sheriff's Office is opening an investigation. 13.

13, we got to go hard in the next like two minutes. Yeah. Is that like six and a half? I think it's seven. You get the bottom of a bread roll. The butt. The Washington County Sheriff's Office is opening an investigation to try to determine who's responsible for dumping the meat. Leaping into action here. Yeah. We printed out a label and put it on a vanilla folder and that vanilla folder is empty. Investigation opens. It is getting marched through hallways.

Don't worry, we've opened the investigation. The Health Department and Sheriff's Office will also be coordinating with Wayne National Forest to remove the meat. When and how the meat will ultimately be disposed of has yet to be determined. Here's my prediction. Oh my God. 2027, they finish covering it in dirt. I feel like the method is probably less important than the urgency.

The doing? Yes. Which is that you have to get rid of this meat. Okay, step one. Over the state line. It is so close to West Virginia, you could just fucking trebash it over there. Yeah, you gotta do- Just nudge it with your foot, little bulligan. Get everyone to just give it a little push.

Yeah. And like once it's over the state lines, West Virginia can't do shit about it. Because of the state lines. Because the state line. That's their jurisdiction. Yeah, no backses. Dennyhys small town sheriff in first blood. Just get him to the state line. Keep that meat walking. Yeah. Yeah. We don't we don't like your kind around here, your kind of stinky, half ton of rotting meat. Let's get you to the county line. Hopping my cruiser and I'll give you

a lift. To West Virginia. Paris, West Virginia. You know that's the sheriff's problem. Yeah. Gay Paris, West Virginia. Paris, West Virginia. You know, that's the sheriff's problem now. Yeah. Gay Paris, West Virginia. Stiky Pari. Yeah, make it stink like the real thing. Hey, that was definitely an episode of the podcast, Bunt of Vista. Thank you so much for joining us and thank you even more so if you constructed the gizmo

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And when I say we, I mean Ben. And I would hate that. So please don't make Ben order more chairs. Thank you. Get your tickets now. Before I have to make a second call to the chair place. Hey, we got butts that I got the chairs the chairs the chairs the chairs the chairs to the chairs to the chairs to the chairs to the chairs to the chairs to to their chairs their chairs to that I got their chairs that I got that I got that I got that I got that I got that I got that I got that I got that I got to to that I got that I got that I got that I got that that that that that that that that that the chair place. Hey, we got butts in all the chairs. Yeah, I need more chairs without butts. I got more butts than I got chairs. Do you see what my problem is?

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