Boonta Vista - EPISODE 349: The Shortening Of The Breakfast Way

Episode Date: June 9, 2024

Lucy, Theo, and Ben bring you: An outbreak of organised golf cart crime in Ontario, the search for the heart of Utah, and the breakfast offerings of Skyline Chilli. *** Get tickets to the live show at boontavista.com/live *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [e-mail]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Hello, welcome. Postalized. A little further. Hello. Welcome the Buntavista episode 349. I'm happy to be here as the next Bachelor on their very special segment, Wife After Warfare. I'm Theo. I did two tours of Iraq as a door gunner for our UH-H-60 Blackhall. Um, I'm Theo. I did two tours of Iraq as a door gunner for our UH 60 Black Hawk choppers. Nice to toon the Dizzy Dogs. Hoorah! But I'm back home now and I want a wife. Yes sir. Let's see. I'm a new Mexico boy born and bread. Glad to be back. Did you move somewhere else? Did you have to that? I moved to war.

I'm glad to be back home in New Mexico. Where I'm from. Polarized, yep. One thing I can't abide since getting home is the quiet. I can't, I can't about it. I'll admit, I miss my friends. I miss the time together. Being close to other people. God, I miss the yearning. Up in those choppers, the boy stink, the girl stink, oohie, I miss it.

I guess you could call it loneliness. I don't know. I am alone. Apart for my friend Dylan, brought back with me, I got him here. I bring him everywhere. Yeah, Dylan's an M134 D 762mm 6 barrel rotary machine gun. You might know him as a minigun. I know him as Dylan. One of the freedoms I fought for and died for over there in Iraq is our Second Amendment freedom. Of course, New Mexico, it's an open care of state as long as you don't conceal what you got on you, and of course there's simply no concealing Dylan. Ah, Dylan's a big boy. I guess that's part of why I like him so much. But I'm glad

to be meeting some folks today on wife after warfare. I genuinely hope I do find kinship today. I do year and so. And I'm so glad to beat you Ben. Now Ben, you were telling me you were a farm boy. Now you're a mechanic working on those big machines. You like getting your hands dirty? Hi! Ooh. Oh, Ben, I'm getting the sweats already.

How y'all doing? Y'all is you and the machine gun. That's the two people that I'm talking to. Yeah, how are you doing? I'm doing just fine. And you're fixing those cars, are you? Yes, sir. Sorry, I'm also from New Mexico. Yeah, fantastic.

But I lived in Tennessee and Alabama. Just like a bunch of bunch of... Going through a journey through that accent. It's called code switching. Yeah, and it's actually beautiful. Anyway Ben, can you tell me a little bit about what you do with what you do with your hands on those cars, please? I'd like to get in there with my hands. I'd like to get in there with my hands. Oh, sorry. I hope you don't mind. Dylan joining us today. You didn't expect that to happen at that point. Oh, no. I hope you don't mind.

Dylan joining us today. You didn't expect that to happen at that point? Well, he and I get talking, especially with my hands, get all sweaty on the trigger. Not that I mind it no matter, but I think I could like you as a wife after warfare, but tell me, what do you like to do after a big day on the tools? I don't... I like to take off my grease coming over it. Well, it's gonna be hard to say goodbye to Ben.

As parton is such sweet sorrow. But I do not want to keep the next lady waiting. Especially when the next lady is Lucy. Lucy says here you're a lumberjack from out Colorado way. I've always wondered what that feels like when you finally topple one of those great fiends and it comes whistling down from the firmament to a crash to Earth like Goliat. Can't you? Can you tell me about that please? Howdy? How am I a lumberjack from Colorado?

Yeah, what's it like when one of those great big, great big beasts comes down? It feels good. It's great. I love it. There's thear. There's thear. Wow, potting is such sweet sorrow. Yeah, I think we might need to say goodbye to wife after warfare until next episode. I think it might be cancelled this season. Open carrying a minigun in America that would be a crime. I guess not in New Mexico. That's just, I, it's not, I am from. It's really, it's just that Albuquerque accent. You really, really killed it, really nailed it.

We explore the interrelation of crimes and the people who commit them in a segment we call Crime Watch. Please put down your weapon. You are a direct violation of telephone 113 section 9. You now have five seconds to fly. Help me! Help me! Help me! Help me! My phone will be a mission! Really a high density of enormous caliber, fully automatic guns being fired. Most podcasts don't have any, let alone that much.

Yeah, it has been a good minute in the first nine minutes, so... Well, that's one minute we don't have to talk. That's true. Yeah. It's fantastic. It's free money for us. Yeah, that's money in the bank. Yeah, that's money in the bank. That's that's minute in the first nine minutes. Well, that's one minute we don't have to talk. That's true. Yeah, it's free money for us. Yeah, that's money in the bank. That's true. This was sent into us by listener Liam. Thank you, Liam, for the tip for this story.

This comes to us from the work of professionals. Like golf cart stealing? Professional golf cart. Professional golf cart heas, guys. Yeah. All right. The security footage is clear. It's the middle of the night.

A man pushes a golf cart out of frame. The other, wearing a hoodie and medical mask, follows behind, driving another cart as quickly as it will go. So, like 20K now, I I the th. wearing a hoodie and medical mask follows behind driving another cart as quickly as it will go. So like 20K's an hour I guess. Yeah, I don't think they can go that fast, get they. Yeah, it's not really whipping along. In the early hours of April 19th, the thieves loaded 11 carts onto a trailer attached to a heavy-duty pickup truck, then drive away from Settler's Ghost Ghost Club about 20 kilometers northeast of Barry, Ontario. Settler's Ghost. Settler's Ghost? Yeah, it doesn't sound,

that sounds like that. It sounds like that. Yeah, like that's set up for like if the new development in Poultergist was called Settlers Ghost, you'd be like something's going to happen. It sounds like the setup for a an incredible game that Jacob Geller covered on his channel where you hop the fence of a golf course after it's closed and you play the golf course like as the sun goes down and then like bad shit starts happening you but you still have to play golf the whole time as you're being haunted. Uh-huh. It's fantastic anyway check that out no link. Okay. All right. Or name. Okay. Quote it's that violation feeling said David Graham. I don't know if I'd say that in those words.

I wouldn't say it about a golf course. About a golf course or like golf carts. Like if you've ever had a- I'm not talking about like a home invasion. Yeah. Like if you've been broken into. Like I, when I, I'm an apartment broken in two years and years ago. And like it's coming home to find out that someone has like tho the tho tho tho tho tho their tho tho their tho tho their their that that that that that their that that that that that that that that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th. th. th. th. that, that, that, that, that, th. that, th. that, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that, th. that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that that that thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi that that that find out that someone has like gone through all of your shit whatever that is that does feel violating that's your that's your safe space between

those four walls that's your your sanctuary your inner sanctum this is a golf course it's kind of like a sprawling massive huge fucking area often with no fences like the delineation between not golf course and golf course is generally just like how the grass is maintained and an idea. It's like a political border. It's like a political border. Yeah, because I hate it. Because you're not around her. Yeah, because my wife is a bitch. Yeah, because you

fucking hate your wife. Yeah, because I hate it. But you love golf. It's my sanctuary baby. Ah, no reception at Settler's Ghost. Sorry, honey, I'll reply to you a fucking 20 text when I get home. No, I don't have any ideas for dinner. Going to Settler's Ghost, leave me alone.

I'm going out to Settl's Ghost. I'll be gone for six hours. Yeah, I'm going to be sweating when I come back. David Graham is the general manager at Settlers Ghost, who noted that the stolen carts were outside in the brightly lit parking lot with their keys removed. Quote, then you have that anger or sadness and wondering, did I do something wrong that someone came and took all the carts? You don't blame yourself.

You've got a golf course. I blame yourself a little bit. It's like a tiny bit. That is so, like I think it's so, like I think it's maybe, it's a little bit ambiguous whether he's talking about whether. Like a spiritual. I think God did this to you, or the settlers' ghost did this to you for something. You are Job. Yeah. God is testing you.

Yeah. Not a punishment, though. Job didn't do anything wrong. Job, innocent. Jove, maybe not innocent. I actually think the fact that he's racking his brained,rying to think of something that he's done to me indicates guilt. Yeah. It's like, why do you think that you did something wrong?

That's there's something on your conscience. Yeah. Like, I just feel like if someone stole all my shit, I wouldn't have been like, fuck, I've got to get right. Yeah, I've got then get right. That's right, I'm gonna start doing a sort of a, my name is Earl. I gotta go around and ride everyone that I've wronged. I feel like if I got shit stolen from me, I just be like, well, this sucks. I wouldn't be like, damn.

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In many cases, a large number of carts are stolen from courses that park them outside, where they're easily accessible. Though thieves still have to find a way to start them and get them off the lot. Now, this isn't mentioned in this article, but I found another article, I think from CTV, where someone who was robbed describes how they started them and got them off the lot. Oh, it's actually David Graham, it's him again. They possibly used a screwdriver, jammed it into the lock and then broke the ignition lock.

That allowed them to start one cart and push second cart in neutral. So they somehow have to hot wire them. Somehow, yeah, with the screw-down. I'm just like jamming it in there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. that. you shouldn't write that in your article. Now I know how to steal your golf cart's David Graham. Well, he hasn't got any left. Well, once he's made it right, he's going to have a whole. the right. th. th. th. the th. to to to to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to have to make the right right right right right. to have to have the right. the right. to to to the to to to the their their to to to to to to to their. Yeah, their. Yeah, their. Yeah, the the the the their. their. their. their. their. Yeah. Yeah. their. Yeah. their. Yeah. their. Yeah. Yeah. their. their. their. their. Yeah. their. their. their. their. their. their their their their their th. th. th. th. th. th. theeean. to. to. to. tre. S. S. S. S. S. th. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. The number of thefts and the level of organization required to pull them off has course owners convinced the incidents are linked and the work of professionals. This to me is kind of part of the reason why I put this article in is it seems unbelievably murky to try and make the distinction between amateur and professional go-cart thieves.

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These guys are just gone straight in. They're like, you know what? I'm not stealing one. I'm stealing 18. Yes. In a night. According to a list provided by the National Golf Course Owners Association Canada, NGGOA, at least 19 golf carts have been stolen from 18 Ontario golf courses since 2021, with the majority stolen in 2022 and 2024. A bit of a gap year in 2023.

Do some gardening. Yeah, that's really weird. Well, maybe they'd just like maybe they were living off the money from the 2022 golf course, the golf carts, and then they had to come back in in 2024. Oh, that golf cart money dried up? Yeah, it always does. You buy one, two jet skis,

where your golf cart money's gone? You've told your wife, you don't do that shit anymore. I don't do that anymore. I'm a middle manager at a factory that makes pencils, okay? One more job. Just one more job. We knew that extension on the house. I want to send the kids to a good college. Come on. It's 11 golf carts. What's the worst that can happen? And you have a new bathroom. Yeah, Like those, you know, when you can get the heating that's under the tiles, so you never have to like get your feet into a cold bathroom. That's crazy. And I don't hear you complaining when you hop in a beautiful, slightly used golf cart to go to do your shopping.

Yeah. Yeah. Where do you think the golf carts come from, honey? You get so angry at me about the risk, but you've become so accustomed to the lifestyle? Pick one. Pick one. In one instance, 44 carts were stolen from Rockway Glen Estate Golf Course and winery near St. Catherine's Ontario in November 2022. That's so many. Now that's a professional. Yeah, that's a real like thief. Thief, the movie thief-thief-stile.. theif. theif. theif. th- th- th- th- thi. Pick. Pick. Pick. Pick. Pick. Pick. Pick. Pick. Pick. Pick. Pick. Pick. Pick. Pick. Pick. Pick. Pick. Pick- thi. Pick- thi. Pick- thi. Pick- thi. Pick thi. Pick thi- thi. Pick the- the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. Pick- the. Pick- the. Pick- the. Pick- the. Pick- the. Pick-n. Pick-n. Pick-n. Pick-n. Pick-n. Pick-n. Pick-n. Pick-n. Pick-n. Pick-n. Pick-n. Pick- thi. Pick- thi. Pick- thi. Pick thi. Pick thi. thi- thi- thi- thi- thi- thi- thi- thi- thea. thea. Pick thei. Pick thei. Pick thei. Pick thei. Pick that's a professional. Yeah, that's a real like thief, the movie thief style thief. Yeah, that's a thief's thief. Yeah, that's the like, sort of, one of the ones all the other thieves, you ask them who's your favorite thief. They'll say the guy that took 44. I got 44 golf cards in one night. From rock- that that that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's a that's a theyf. that's a thif. thif. thief. thief. thief. thief. thief. thief. thief. That's thief. That's thief. That's thief. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi's a thi's a thi's a thi's a thifeafeaf's a thiefs. thiefs. thiefs. thiefs. thiefs. thiefs. thiefs. thiefs. thiefs Estate Golf Course and Winery. The Balls.

How good's a combination winery Golf Course? What French balls do you think? Spheres? What? The spheres on that guys. The latest note incident happened on May 30th when 12 carts were stolen from Wolf Run Golf Club in Janetville, Ontario, about 40 kilometers west of Peterborough. It's one of many cottage country courses that have been hit. Cottage country country courses. Cottage.

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And we're not going to Google it. The cards at Wolf Run have since been found by police, according to General Manager Stephen Kostov. Ontario provincial police for the city of Kawatha Lakes said they worked with local police to search a property in the township on June 1st. They found the stolen golf carts, arrested a thoeoln, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, tho, th, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, the the to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, toolk, to, toolk, toolk, toolu, toolu, toolu, toolu, toolu, toolough, toolough, toolou, tol-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-s'eau-s'l-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-year-old man and charged him with possession of property obtained by crime over $5,000. All right. Mr. Solved. Yeah.

That guy. So throw him in jail and then, you know. I mean, there's no crime here. Yeah. Golf course owners are convinced the level of organization it takes to transport a fleet of golf carts means professionals are behind the thefts. Quote, to move one golf cart, some guy can do that with a pickup truck. To move six golf carts you need a flatbed truck said Blair Brahm. I'm writing this down. Flatbed equals screwdriver.

Yeah. All right. What do I need for, what do I need for 30? You probably probably gonna need one of those, you know when they transport like, um, they're like a car transport. Car transport. You can just make a few trips. Yeah, oh yeah, that's true as well. Or you just sort of do it like moving house style and you tell a bunch of friends, hey, I'll supply beer and pizza, all I need is for you to come out with me, to Wolf Run, or wherever, and then just drive a go-car home with the

lights off under cover of darkness. You're probably going to bring something to obscure your face. Oh, I've got all these COVID masks. Well, that's perfect. Portable's a niability. The pandemic still happening. You should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should th. You should should th. You should th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. th. th. the the the the the the their. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a. to. to. to. to. to. to. t. t.. The pandemic still happening. It is still happening. Yeah. Yeah. Corey, you need to be working as a team. Yes. I agree. This is good advice in general.

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Yeah. And then you're all sort of coming together in this great moment and pulling it off. Absolutely. Yeah. Sort of a fantastic Mr Fox situation. It's kind of like fantastic Mr Fox kind of. Golf course owners a distributor suspect there is a thriving black market for golf carts ever since prices shut up during the pandemic. Who's buying? Who's buying?

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It's like being a Disney adult but for businessmen. Yeah. And there's no rides. No. It's just a stupid game. Yeah, the hole's really small and really far away. Yeah. So it seems really hard. Not for me. According to the University of North Carolina, Charlotte Urban Institute in Charlotte, North Carolina, a part shortage in the US resulted in higher prices. Quote, it's quick and easy money, said Rob Davis, sales manager with turf care products.

Just getting a lot of pro golf cart stealing information here. It just seems like what you should be doing. Get a bunch of friends together. Yeah, how much money do you get per kilowatt hour on those batteries? We can do the best. Yeah, this just like easy to steal, literally just jam a fucking screwdriver in the lock. Quick and easy money. People, like they're worth more now than they were before, thanks to that part shortage. And also they just leave them out the front of the parking lot.

Yeah, they just leave them outside. Yeah, you can just like drive them you're probably in the middle of nowhere because it's a golf course right we wouldn't let up let golf courses take up lots of space right in the middle of city I'm crazy be nuts yeah yeah you guys should be doing this we should be doing this we should give up podcast and start flipping carts yeah if you hear about a bunch of golf cars go in a the St. Lucia golf links, um, no you didn't. No, you didn't.

Yeah. Maybe we could do some influencing at the same time. Oh, you're thinking like a Kea boys. But, uh, look how easy this is. It's a golf cart. Yeah, I can't believe this is my life. I'm on the river walk, my stolen golf cart, the wind blowing through my hair on those beautiful Brisbane winter sunsets. Oh my god, imagine.

Imagine it. This could be us. This could be our life. Yeah. Rob Davis had eight carts stolen in March from his warehouse in Keswick, Ontario, about 70 kilometers north of Toronto. He said all the golf cards... Don't mind if I do.

Yeah. Yeah, I guess that's true. Isn't that also the same name as the guy who did like a lot of the music in the Matrix movies? Is that Rob Dugin? Is that Rob Dugin? Don't Rob Dugan. Don't. No, don't rob Dugan. He made one album and then disappeared. Furious Angels. Oh, Furious Angels, great album. What a banger.

He said all the golf carts he sells are imported from the US where they're manufactured. Before the pandemic his cards sold for about six grand each, they now cost at least 10 grand. They nearly doubled in value. Yeah. That's out. All right, so they not only hold value, increase in value, quick and easy. Good speculative asset. Okay, kill Drake. Kill Drake. David says he's never seen theft spikes like this since he started the business in the 90s. It's very disappointing he said noting his team is routinely scaring websites like Kijiji for the stolen carts. Oh he's on Kjiji. Yeah so I think it's pronounced Kjiji. So Kigigi. Kigigi. Kigi, Kigi, Kigi.

It's there like gum tree. So it's like there. Yeah, I remember- Finally call it gum tree. Yeah, it's the way they did just call it gum tree. Why don't you call it gum tree? First time I have a, I've only been on that website actually once, I think of my entire life, it ago when I was working at pedestrian I did a write-up about the fact that Mac to Marco's mom was selling his childhood car

on, not childhood, but like if the first car he owed she was selling it on Kigigi. Kigigi. Yeah. It's like a wagon, like a Mazda or something. Mac this after he died? Mac to Mark is still alive you're thinking of MacMiller. Mac Miller? MacDemark is still alive? You're thinking of Macmillor. Macmillor. Macmillor. I'm writing that down to. Macmill are dead. MacDemar. MacDemar live.

According to Davis, golf cart distributors and other areas the country say they haven't experienced an increase in theft. So this is just an Ontario phenomenon. Yeah, for now. Yeah, until it spreads until we take off as influences. Once it crosses the language barrier. From Canadian to Australian English. Well, is that, Ontario is a different thing from Quebec, is that right? That is correct, yeah, I was going to say anything before when you said the thing about French.

Quebec not equal. We learned so much to that. However, he says there are many uses for the carts apart from on the links. Yeah, there is. Yeah, whipping shitties in a Hungry Jack's car park and impressive ladies. Name another use. Do you need more than that? Golf course, Hungry Jack's Car Park. Yeah.

Trailer parks, cottages, farmers. Everybody that needs a smaller vehicle to move across their properties is a buyer for used golf carts. Okay. That is definitely the mindset of someone who sells golf carts. Sillers market. Everybody needs this. Yeah, oh, everybody could find a use for a golf cart. They're not road licensed either, I don't think golf carts. So like, you need to be moving them within your own property,

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That is assuming far more initiative of the police force that. I don't think the Mounties have like a stringboard up with like all the different golf cart thefts. No, they've got they got horses to comb. Yeah. But the mounties like their federal police, right? Yeah. I think so. They're not always on horseback. They also do like regular police stuff.

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They don't like that. It spooks them. They get spooked. And they might kick you. They might be here. I don't think there's the future of warfare doesn't really have a space for horses I don't think. It's all drones and stuff right. I want to put horses on blast that's a dumb animal. Yeah their very limited. Yes, no hard points on a horse. The OPP for Central Region confirms it began an investigation on April 19th into the theft from Settlers Ghost Golf Club. Quote, we cannot determine whether the thefts at various golf courses are related. OPP spokesperson Brooklyn Harker told CBC News and an email, noting that the OPP are

actively investigating the increase in golf cart thefts........ the the th. Oh. Oh, th. Oh, th, th, thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th, that's that's that's th, that's th, that's th, that's that's th, that's th, that's th, th, th, thi, that's thi, that's that's thi, that's that's that's theeeeeeeeeeat's thateiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiope upp, that's the, the, that, thi an email, noting that the OPP are actively investigating the increase in golf cart thefts. I think there's going to be a spike after this article. Yeah, I can kind of predict that, potentially. It might be linked, probably just linked to the first guys. Yeah, like I'm not saying that, like stealing golf carts is the social contagion. I do think if you tell people that it's easy, the the the they thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, they, thi, their, thi, thi, their, their, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, their, their, their, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, thi you tell people that it's easy and lucrative and how to do it. The least ways to do it and how much money he might get where they leave the golf cards. I just have the Pontypool virus just for stealing golf cards and he's sitting in his radio

studio. There's just hundreds of teens fucking it up on golf cards outside. Ten thousand dollars each. You just jam a screwdriver in there. Holy fuck, my brain chemistry is changing. It's not the first time we've mentioned Pontypool, is it? I'm going to say 10th or 11th time. Yeah, a wonderful film. It's really good. It's called Having Law. It's kind of, I was thinking

the other day, this podcast really is, if this is your first episode, disregard what I'm about to say, this podcast is mainly for people that are long-time listeners. Like there is just a lot of really inscrutable built-up law that doesn't exist for any good reason, but we do keep falling back to. This is... But I feel like, I, I, I, I, I, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I was, I was thi, I was thi, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was th. I was th. I was, I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was, I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was thi, I was thi, I thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi. thin, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. that, I was just just just just that, I was just to this is but I feel like you can if you've seen the movie Pontypool which is upwards of like 30 or 40 people you can just like get right on board with that with that riff. Yeah you can be like oh this is a that's a Pontypool riff. That's a Pontypool riff. Oh these guys have seen Pontypool yeah. I do realize they're into cool independent cinema I like these guys it was It was all just like, and it was all just sort of passing them by, but then suddenly, oh, hang on a second, they hit rewind on them, on their podcast app. Like, now I'm listening. Yeah. Now I'm taking this in. This is a bug bear of mine. I really don't like how people use the word reference these days that like if you mention something explicitly

like if we just said just then we like Pontypool you get someone being like wow I love the front reference yeah it's not a reference that's not a reference that thing yeah yeah people do that all the time oh wow that was an awesome that thing reference you mean that when we when it was mentioned by name? Yeah, doesn't count, bro. Family guy must answer for its crimes. Yes. Yeah.

Let's kill that guy. Got a really big, weird face. Beautiful voice to listen to that. Oh my god. What a set of pipes, that man. I'm sorry. They're today. Podcasts. They're nature's greatest natural resource and it's important that they're harvested sustainably. Editing, production, fart sound effects. These are all important resources from our local ecosystems.

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That's tauntalizing. And this is the first time anyone's tried. Yeah. Oh, this. I can't navigate to Utah on Google. It's so funny that you say that. Over the past several years, Emory County has had a problem with drivers putting Utah into Google Maps and becoming stranded on East Mountain. Sorry, I might understand you just wrote the Utah.

Yeah, where are we going? Oh, Utah. All right. Put Utah in the SATNAPs. That is stupid. Oh, Utah. Oh, Utah. It's Google Maps. Put it into the Satnav there. That is stupid. Why are you doing that? I'm also imagining just a bunch of people on this mountain at once. Utah? Utah? Utah. Yeah, Utah.

Yeah, Utah. You guys got to eat? What? Be more specific in your desires. Yeah. Like you just want to go to Utah today? You've got no more specificity than that. Just let's check out Utah this weekend.

Just being in Sydney and me, like, we should check out Queensland. You're going to put Queensland to Google Maps. I think I'm Queensland bound on the weekend. Any more specific? Queensland. Can I see what happens if you try and do that actually? Oh, perfect. So if you just put Sydney to Queensland, it takes you like right in the middle of Queensland.

Out near Winton? It's just like a point in the middle of nowhere. I don't think there's a town anywhere near it. It's just a road. Outpass Longreach. Oh way to Clomcurry, so that's convenient. Oh, that is a long way. That's a long way from anything. Huh.

After pressure following the worst instant yet, Google corrected the issue. Emory County's Sheriff, Tyson Huntington said that several times per month, they receive a call for help, usually around midnight or later, coming from a remote road on East Mountain. Can you not tell that this is not taking you to the state of Utah? Well, I mean it is. But like, oh, so Emery Mount, Emery? This is in Utah. Yeah. It's what it said it would, I suppose. It's taken you to Utah to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to to, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the to the the their, their, to to to come, to come, to come, to come, to come, coming coming coming coming coming, to come to come coming coming coming coming, to come, to come, to come, to come, to come, to come, to come, to come, to come, to come, to come, to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to the the to to to to the to to the to to to to the to the to the to the the to the the to the the thea, th This is here in Utah. It's in Utah, but it's... It did what it said it would, I suppose.

It's taken you to Utah, but I guess if you don't know where specifically you'd like to be going, you would no point would be able to object to where it's taking you. Okay. Which is good advice for life. If you don't know what your goals are, how will you know if you're going down the wrong path to Emery Mountain? That is so true. At one in the morning. But, not all who wander are lost. Yes. These people are. These people are so lost. Some people that wander are lost. The people on every mountain at two in the morning are lost as fuck. They're like more lost than most people have been lost. I think they just couldn't like name a city in Utah.

Yeah, well surely you have to have somewhere in mind. You can't, I just, it's a big state. I mean, big by American standards, it's not big by Australian standards. Yeah, I mean it's kind of puny to it. It's tiny to us. I reckon you get five Utahs in a Queensland I reckon. Absolutely useless to me. Yeah, now I think about it. Yeah, yeah, that's you've got to have something in mind, surely. Like Salt Lake City. Salt Lake City. There it is. It's a right bang in the middle. Easy. I think that's it. That's all I've got a branch out from there. You got everything you need to start in Salt Lake City. You got hotels, you got the church.

Go and have a pray. You got an enormous copper mine. You got the famous smell. Yes. It's all there. It's not that big. You can fit nine Utahs to Queensland. Nine Utahs.

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gas after their navigation system had directed them up the mountain road. We've had a problem with people traveling into Utah and they'll just put Utah into their Google search and it leads them to this remote area of our county. You're right, that guy, that is stupid. That is stupid. That is stupid. th. thi stupid. thi stupid. thi stupid. Also thi stupid. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thatathea. to to to to to to to to thathea. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. th. th. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the thi. the thi. the thi. to. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. them to this remote area of our county. You're right, that guy, that is stupid. That is stupid. Also like, you're in America, you have like this grid of interstates that you've got your east to west ones, you've got your north to south ones. You should probably just know, oh I'm in a state where Utah is to the west. Yeah, I'm gonna go left for a bit. I'm just gonna gonna get th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. That's is th. That's is stupid. That's is stupid. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the th. th. the th. th. the the th. th. th. the the th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. th. to. the the the the the the th. the th. th. th. to. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the th. Utah is to the west. Yeah, I'm going to go left for a bit. I'm just going to get on the I-whatever west, and then I'll probably be there.

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For us to sleep under the stars, the beautiful Utah stars. And decides not to divorce his wife, he comes back. He comes back at dawn, she doesn't even know he's been gone. Because he was in Colorado. Where have you been, Bill and I'm being Utah? But I'm back now. I'm back, and I'm back for good. Yes. This is exactly what, you know what, I got up to the top of that mountain, it was three in the morning, and I just, I sat on the bonnet, the hood, as Americans would call it, and I lent my back against that wind shield. I cranked up the stereo. I listened to sleeping lessons by the shins, and by the time the crescendo of that song came along, I knew it.

I knew the love of my goddame life. Turned right back around. I left Utah. I got the hell out of Utah. Yeah, I learned that over there over there in Utah. To my Google Maps? Okay, straight back home. That's how I bought the house. I googled house in Arizona. I bought that one.

Now we're never lost. We've got the house with the best SEO at Arizona. Also very funny to say that in every case search and rescue teams were able to help them. What about the ones that you didn't find? Yeah. Every case that you know about. Yeah, there's a couple of cars up there with four skeletons in them. They left before the sun came up that day. Like that song? What?

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That's the worst one yet. An 18-wheel semi-truck hauling a 53-foot reefer full of Red Bull was directed by his dedication systemification-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-fix-fix-fix-fix-fix-fix-fix-fix-fe-fe-fe-fe-fe-f a 53-foot reefer full of Red Bull was directed by his dedication system to take the road, but got stuck in the mud, teetering on a steep hill. That's a reefer full of Red Bull. And there's a man in there. It's my first day driving. Where do I go?

You go to Utah, son? Yeah, what, Utah. Yes, sir. What are you guys doing? Oh man, I just also don't like, I thought truck drivers were like super aggressively, they had these things that like tracked their attention, how long they've been on the road, where the truck is, all this shit, like, that they were crazy. There's got someone back in like Red Bull dispatch going, oh shit. Oh my God, he's gone off the grid.

He's lost, lost. Uh-oh, he's quote, going to Utah. He's walking over to a wall and putting another strike on the going to Utah board. Everyone, Johnny Utah now. That was a point break reference. A reference to point. A to to to to to to to the to to the to the to the to to the the to to the road. A to to to to to the road the road. A to the road. A to the road. the road. the road. the road. Oh, the road. Oh, the road. Oh, the road. Oh, the road. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the troadu. the the troadu. the the the the the the the the the. to Utah. We call him Johnny Utah now. That was a point break reference. A reference to point break. I got it. I've seen that movie. Haven't seen it. Oh, it's so good. Have I watched the remake with an Oscar Isaac because it looks like it'd be bad but I love an Oscar Isaac. So an Oscar Isaac? So an Oscar Isaac point break? That can't have been good. No, there's no fucking way it's good, but Oscar Isaac.

Very easy on the eyes. Yes. The driver was rescued and the semi-truck was retrieved the following day. The sheriff's office said it has contacted Google about the issue approximately 40 times over the past years and even placed signs on the road, warning motorists not to proceed if they were they were they were the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their years and even placed signs on the road warning motorists not to proceed if they were following Google Maps to Utah. They're not equipped for the terrain. If you are looking for Utah, haven't read a sign yet. Well people don't read signs.

That's one thing I've learned from working in the service industry. People don't read signs at all. Signs are pointless. Do not try. What do you? I don't, where do you direct people to, if they see the sign that says if you're following this to Utah, you can't say this won't take you to Utah? You're in Utah. You could say if you look for Utah go no further, you're already there. They didn't, that's so true. Utah is wherever you want it to be. You've been there for a their their. their. their. their. their. their. their, I their, I their, I to, I to, I to, I to, I to, I to, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I to, I to, I to, I to, I to, I to. You're already there. They didn't, that's so true. Utah is wherever you want it to be. You've been there for a while now. If you are looking for Utah, look inside yourself.

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of like anonymous dudes, Jerry Backhouse. I think Oscar Isaac was it, oh, I always get Oscar Isaac and Edgar Ramirez confused. Edgar Ramirez now. I never seen that man in my life. I see where you're coming from. I think I might have actually just seen one trailer once and then raciously confused. Oh no. But riddle me this. What race is Oscar Isaac? Yeah. I have no idea.

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And what's his name's in it? Josh Brolin is the titular Old Boy. Hey, it's Old Boy. There's Old Boy. There's Old Boy. There's old boy. There's Old Boy. That's a whole point. That's a whole point. Quote, we've had to take these steps to try to be able to mitigate the problem, but we haven't had any luck with Google until today, Huntington said on June 3rd. That happened on my birthday. Hey, here's an idea. Think outside the box. Move the road.

Make it so that the road goes to Utah. Yeah, make it so that this road leads to the most Utah part of Utah. Yeah. After the semi-truck nearly fell down a hill over the weekend, the Sheriff's Office Information Technology Department reached out to Google again on Monday. That is enough. Please, stop. What do you reckon the Sheriff's Office Information Technology Department is? It's like one guy, right? And he's wearing a Rick and Morty shirt.

He doesn't have to wear the police officer's uniform. He like fixes their emails and stuff. I don't know. Norris. I met some police IT guys doing a Linux course in 2009, I want to say. And they were extremely cop-coded. So there you have it. Are they cop-qualified? Or they just cop adjacent?

I think they were. I think they were cops that were also doing IT. Weird. Yeah. It is weird. They shouldn't let them have computers. They should be on little notebooks that they pop out of the shirt to ta-s. take tip tip tip tip tak tip tip tip tip tip tip the tode the toda tha tha tha to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to say to say to to say to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to tod. toda. today. today. thea. thea. tp. tp. tp. tp. tp. tp. tp. tp. tp. the. thea. toe. toe. toe. And to have computers. They should be on little notebooks that they pop out of their shirt to take notes. If you can't solve the crime without a computer, like, you're terrible at your job. You know? Yes. No guns, no computers, just little notepads. Yeah. Just sort of talking to people. Oh, you're a detective but but you just use the computer. You looked out on the computer, useless. I think you're only allowed to do things Columbo would do.

Would Colombo shoot a guy? Absolutely not. No, would Columbo go on a computer? Probably not. No. He'd need help. Would he wear a cool, long coat? coat. Absolutely. Sort of a three quarter length sort of trench code. Yeah. Yes. You can do that. You can do that. I'll let you catch people out by asking them surprising questions. Yeah, if you want to kind of build a web of their own lies and ensnare them in

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They have all these like amazing locations around 70s LA and stuff. And also all of the guest actors are fucking amazing. You'll just be like, oh, holy shit. They've got, oh, they had Leslie Nielsen in an episode. Vincent Price, Vincent Price. Oh right. Vincent Price in an episode. Like the guest stars, you'd just be like, holy shit, I'll watch one recently with Leonard Nemo. Oh man, watch. Check out Colombo. And it's so genuinely funny. And like a lot of the funny stuff was Peter Falk improvising as well. Like he would, the whole thing of him being like really

distracted and fidgety and sort of being, asking like random questions about the room the room the room the room the room the room the room the room the room the room the room the room the room the room the room the room the room the room the room the room the room the room the room the room the room the the the the the the the the their their the the the the their their their their the guest the guest the guest the guest the guest the guest the guest the guest the guest the guest the guest the guest the guest the guest the guest the guest the guest the g. the g. the g. the g. the g. the g. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thu. thu thu thu thu thu thu-st. thust. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. the. the gist. the gist. the whole thing of him being like really distracted and fidgety and sort of being, asking like random questions about the room around him to catch them off guard. He did, he improvised, it was all off script so he'd always be trying to throw the other actor off. Just makes for a very good dynamic. Watch, Columbo. Don't watch the fucking, you know, there's a million shows coming out every week on your Netflix isn't that? They're none of them are good. Unsubscribe. Can't rid of it.

You know? Yeah, watch some Columbo. And it's like the perfect thing to put on if you're like, hey, we just sat down to eat dinner in front of the TV. Guilty. movie, hour and 15 minutes. Now that's doable. Three episodes of a one-era show, that's doable. Yeah, yes. One-two-hour movie, not doable. Absolutely not. Before a Google spokesperson set the statement late Monday afternoon, the issue had been fixed. Quote, we use multiple sources to update the map including contributions from the community,

information from local authorities, along with street view and satellite imagery. We've updated this route in our map, and it should be reflection in the coming days. Huntington said he is super excited has been fixed and expects there to be significantly fewer calls from the area now that Google has changed location of Utah's pin. Imagine if it kept happening, you couldn't explain it. It was nothing to do. just draw to East Mountain. Get to East Mountain. Don't stop to ask why, get there now. Don't you feel the urge?

Yeah, you've been driving for 17 hours. Take that turn off. Yeah, you just have an urge. Doesn't it? It does say that you need like off-road capable cars to get up their, their, their, th, th, th, th, th, to, th, to, th, th, to, th, to, to, th, th, th, to, to, to, th, to, to, to, th, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, you need like off-road capable cars to get up there. But you're in an all-wheel drive? You'll be fine. You're in a Subaru Outback.

Yeah. You're in a Subaru Outback. Why do you think they call it that? Yeah. Because you can go up East Mountain, and wait. Look at the Utah stars and wait. Look at the Utah stars and wait. You will know what happens when it happens. You notice that very gradually there was a shift and the stars were different? It's happening. It's happening right now. I hate to miss it.

Quote, we're happy that travelers won't run into that problem anymore. It won't damage their vehicles or cause problems and then we're able to keep our resources in the most populous areas of our county," said Huntington. He said that while getting stranded was not the driver's fault, these incidents show the importance of being prepared with water and chronomibars. It's really the driver's fault. It's probably all, I'd say or 99 percent. Yeah. I mean, yeah, 99 percent driver kind of like point eight percent the road designers for not going to like Salt Lake City or whatever and point

two percent Google. Yeah, well so that is, I think I might have accidentally clipped it out of the article, but that was the solution is that now if you just type in like Arizona to Utah driving, it will take you to Salt Lake instead of the middle of nowhere to East Mountain to wait for the stars to become strange. That might be safer. Yeah. But are you going to have a spiritual journey through the stars? It's actually really unfortunate. Will you experience the happening of the happening? Because that happening was kind of? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah. Yeah? Yeah, the th, th th th th the th th th th th th th th th th th th the th th th th th th th th th th thi to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. the the their the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thia.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a the happening? Hmm. Not the happening of the happening, because that happening was kind of... No. This is a cooler. You experience your own happening. Yes.

Life is kind of what happens when you're busy making other plants. Yeah. I mean, to me, life is what's happening while you're busy making the happening happening? He said that while getting straight it was not the driver's fault, these instances show the importance of being prepared with water and granola bars, Americans. That's an American sentence somehow. Water and granola bars. You all live three feet away from each other. There's like a service station every mile. I don't think you need granola bars.

You can just calm down a little bit. I've been, I've driven through like the least, the least, least populated parts of the lower 48. And there is, like, every 10 kilometers, there is like every 10 kilometers, there's like 40 different brands of service station. They're everywhere and they all got different fast food restaurants in there. You'd be fine. You don't need granola bars. Why are you specifying the food they should have with them?

Yeah. What about tins of tuna. A granola bar is a pathetic piece of food. It's no good. Yeah. You put that in that in that in that in that in that in that in that in that in that in that in that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that of food. It's no good. Yeah. But you put that in maybe like a child's lunch box? In a child's lunch. A little lunch, not for big lunch.

If you got that for big lunch, you'd fucking. Kagan. Yeah, but they're not over there eating. Eat the toy. theypea too style of like the high school cafeteria is real? I thought they made that up for movies. Yeah, like as a joke, you're just pushing your tray along? Someone, like some 50-year-old lady is just like sloping up your sloppy joes?

You guys did that for real? You guys are so weird. The only probably say- I've experience that is at a, like a ski food place in Japan. Yeah. Where you take your tray up and you push it along and they kind of put food down on your tray and away you go. So I think it's there and American lunch places. Yeah.

And it would be, it'd be very cool if that was just like, oh, you know, they're feeding kids. That's really important. Lots of people couldn't or maybe they wouldn't be able to, you know, if their parents aren't looking after them, blah, blah, blah, but instead what they do they do feed the kids, either they let them rack up like lunch debts? They charge, yeah. They're doing subscription. Super cool. your lunch debt is too high and also like it's going to be pointed out at a super outback either on credit because your credit's fucked yeah from

eating big lunch. Oh good country, big lunch fucked your credit. It goes to show that you can't always expect what's going on to take place. We always need to be prepared for things that we don't expect he said. If something seems weird or something seems not right, stop and find out what's going on before you proceed. No, do not stop. Just keep driving. Keep driving, no matter what.

Enjoy the spirit of adventure. You saw the sign that said, welcome to Utah. Just, you keep on Utah. Yeah. Oh, I'm in Utah. Well, I't reached Utah. Yeah. Where lies the heart of Utah? Hey, do you guys know where 0, 0, 0 is? Yeah. I'm looking for 0, 0, thrown, Utah. I'm looking for ground zero, Utah.

Yeah. Sort of origin, if I can, please. The, uh, this, like his advice here is just so delightfully vague. If something seems weird or something seems not right, stop and find out what's going on before you proceed. Yeah, it's not just like put in a different address in the map. Yeah, my advice would be know where you're going. Pick a city as opposed to a state.

Yeah, go to Moab. It's beautiful there. Check out Moab. Don't just type in Utah and then get confused when you're like, wait a second, this isn't Utah because it is. It is. It is. It's definitely Utah. You've actually been to Utah for an hour and a half. Hey, if you did get stuck up on East Mountain, I bet you'd be pretty hungry. I bet you'd be thinking about food options. We talk about food options in a segment we call

Looks Like Menus Back on the Menu. Looks Like Menu, back on the menu, boys. God, I was just thinking about looking like menus back on the menu the other day. That one is very dear to my heart in terms of like stupidity to joy for the theme, I think. This is from WLWTto joy for the theme, I think. This is from WLWT in Ohio. Little bit. Probably a little bit.

Didn't get to try Skyline Breakfast? There's another chance to test out the menu. Now you guys remember Skyline Chili. Cincinnati Chili. Cincinnati Chili. That's right. Skyline Breakfast menu. Yeah, so Skyline Chili just did like a very limited trial of a breakfast menu at like one

store except now, they're trying it out in a few more places. So if you're in Ohio, you desperately want to try Skyline Breakfast, good news. There's another chance. Skyline Chili is testing out its breakfast menu at some other of their standalone locations. The menu is currently only available regularly at Cincinnati, North Kentucky International Airport. Oh, little airport breakfast. Little Airport, Skyline Chili Breakfast.

Why do they try out new stuff at the airport? Like we've got a bunch of restaurants that only exist at the airport? Oh, like, we, we, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the out new stuff at the airport? Like we've got a bunch of restaurants that only exist at the airport. Oh, like we, the first Carl's Jr. in Australia was at Brisbane Airport. That's right. Yeah. Yeah. There's a couple of things as well. So they always use Brisbane as a trial market and they specifically use the airport

as a trial location for stuff. That's either going to be Brisbane Airport or the lower socioeconomic areas of the Brisbane Greater Metropolitan. The second Carl's Jr. is out near like Ymantow. Yeah, like it's out fucking nowhere. There's one in Melbourne at the docklands, which is also just like a bizarre location. And there's Taco Bell in Ipswich. Yeah, we gotta, there's Taco Bell in like Anilie as well I think now. We don't have a central Taco Bell though.

We've got a couple of them now but none of them, every Taco Bell is central. Yeah, it's central. It's central for the city to pop up around it. Yeah. The tacoco the taco taco taco taco taco taco taco tacco the tacco the tacco the tacco the tacco b. tac, tac, the tac, tac, tac, tac, tac, tac, the the tac, the city the city, th is c' th is c' th is c' th is the the the the the the the to the the the the the the the the the the city. It's in in in in in in the city. It's in the city. It's is is, the city. It's is is is is, the city. It's is c. It's is c. It's is c. It's is c. It's is c. It's c. It's c. the taco, taco. taco. taco. taco. taco. taco. taco. taco. taco. taco. taco. taco. taco. taco. taco b. their, their, their, the up around it. Like SimCity. The Taco Bell didn't move. The city came to it. That's right. But for one day only, they've been testing it out at some of their standalone locations. Customers in the Cherry Grove area got to test out some of the breakfast menu options.

Thursday at the location on Ohio Pike. But if you weren't able to make it out, there's another chance chance to to to to to to to to to the to to the to the to to the to the to the to the the to to the the the the their to their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the city. the city. the city. the city. the city. the city. the city. the city. the city. the city. the city. the city. the city. the city. the city. the city. the city. the city. the city. the city at the location on Ohio Pike. But if you weren't able to make it out, there's another chance to try the menu. Escort Drive Skyline Chili on Barda's Road is testing out the menu for one day only on June 16th from 630 to 1030 AM. All right, what have we got? The breakfast menu items will include a breakfast Coney, breakfast Chilito, Breakfast Way, and a breakfast burrito. What does any of that except burrito mean? Oh, I'm so glad you're first. Uh, in English, please.

Uh, the breakfast Cody includes a sausage link, Skyline Chili, egg, mustard, diced onions and shredded cheese in a steamed bun. So is this like a Coney Island dog made with... Like a hot dog with chili. Is that what a Coney dog is? That's... The egg on a hot dog I don't really... I mean sure. Like, I'd eat it like I'm not

fucking crazy I really I don't know I don't know how you like is it one fried egg along the top yeah or is the egg sort of distributed in a like scrambled sort of way I wonder because that that will make a crucial difference for me the breakfast chili dough includes Skyline chili egg and hash browns and shredded cheddar cheese in a soft tortilla with a side of jalapeno ranch. All right so they're saying chillido because it's a chili burrito right is that fair to say? Oh, not like a small chili. No, yeah I can see how you got say? Oh, not like a small chili. No, yeah, I can see how you got there.

No, I think it's a chili burrito, which is odd because there is also the burrito on there. Oh, the burrito doesn't have chili in it. Yeah. And a breakfast way combines hash brown coins topped with skyline chili and shredded cheddar cheese. So this is way, as in W-A-Y, breakfast way. Breakfast Way. Oh, yeah. I'll just have it with a breakfast way. I'll have a breakfast way. But they said as a noun, I'll have a breakfast way.

Because so their way of ordering, ah, we covered this probably several times in the past, but like the way you order Skyline Chili, Cincinnati Chili, actually I think of all Cincinnati Chili is you get it three ways, four ways or five ways. Also, you're having it breakfast way. Yeah, you're having your chili breakfast, breakfast way. Okay, that makes sense. Well, I mean having it breakfast way. Yeah, you're having your chilly breakfast, breakfast way. Okay, that makes sense. Well, I mean, it doesn't. And it's very generous for you to say so, but, yeah.

And we're all waiting for the chosen one who will come and shorten the way. Yeah. The shorting of the breakfast way. Yeah. Yeah. Squizzut sat Hatterack. We'll figure that one out in post and then edit it back into the episode so we can use it as the episode title.

Incidentally just from the Wikipedia article. There is no one way and very few customers order a bowl of plain chili. That has three citations. A breakfast way combines hash brown coins topped with skyline chili and shredded cheddar cheese. The breakfast burrito includes sausage or bacon, egg cheese, hash browns, onion and shredded cheddar cheese and a soft tortier with side of jalapeno ranch. Sure. I'm getting the break. I'm having a breakfast way, you know. Yeah, I think I'm having a breakfast way as well. I'm gonna have a breakfast way. Yeah, although I'm the Chilito, I would eat the fuck out of the chalito. I'm also kind of hungry right now. I'm looking at

the skyline menu. I'm like, that looks really good. You guys want to go? When we do our North America tour next year, we're doing LA, New York, Cincinnati. Yeah, 100% Salt Lake City. That's kind of the hit. Well, somewhere in Utah, we'll just see where Google Maps takes us. Let's go, I'll just head to Utah. Look, that was probably an episode of the podcast, Buncher Vista. Thank you very, very much for joining us. This is the last free episode before the live. th. th. th. th. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. that's, that's, that's, th. th. th. th. that's, that's, that's, that's, that, th. that, that's, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, th. That's, th. That's, th. th. th. th. that's, 100, 100, 100, 100%%% percent, 100% percent, 100% percent, 100. That's, 100%% percent, 100. That's, 100. That's, 100 that's, 100. that's. This is the last free episode before the live episode.

That's next week. That is in six days. Yippee. It's going to be great. If you were thinking about getting tickets, please for the love of God, buy them now. I'm going to be very level with you, the listener. We've hired 200 seats. Right now we've sold 192 tickets. You add in friends and family, comps and such. We're basically right at the limit of our chairs.

So... Our cup runneth over. If you get your ticket soon, I can go, oh shit, I'm gonna have to get some extra chairs for Bob's High. If you don't, well then you're gonna have to stand, all right? Yeah, we're gonna make you stand late. We're gonna make you stand. We're gonna be like really weird for you to do that. These are the guys that's after this episode, that left it until, you know, a couple days beforehand, I'm going to put a little bit of highlighter on there, and then Jade, from the scratch, who will be

working the door on the night, is going to go, oh, sorry, that's a standing ticket. Oh, yeah. It's going to go further, further back. Yeah, we don't really want the seat in the floor. the to to be able to see you. Don't block the aisles. You can't sit on the floor. You can't sit against the wall. Absolutely not. Try not to fidget on your feet. It is bare concrete as well. So it's gonna be rough. I hope you wore comfortable shoes.

Ah, volleys, huh? That's gonna be rough. A lot of soul. hopefully see you at the live show. We'll maybe see you on the bonus episode. The live show might be coming out as the episode next week because I don't really have a contingency for if it doesn't. But it also depends on how hungover I am on Sunday. And whether it's good as well. And whether we said anything there that's racist or yeah. It just makes us look bad because... Like isn't funny? Did accent the linend? It's much harder to cut around it with the audience noise and stuff. Yeah, you just hear like a really sharp clip on the laughter from laughter to dead fucking silence.

You can audibly hear somebody the audience going, oh, oh, no good. Anyway, uh, we'll see next week in some way, shape or form, maybe. Stay safe out there. Have a lovely week. Bye. Bye. you