Boonta Vista - EPISODE 350: Sip Free Or Die (LIVE)
Episode Date: June 16, 2024It's our 350th episode! Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A contentious and mysterious hose, tragic nominative determinism, one easy trick to make crime legal, honouring the dead with Jeeps, a fa...iled bear escape, a loose bull in the stands, and the Great American Hall of Name. *** Recorded live in Brisbane at Newstead Brewing co on Saturday, June 15. Thanks to everyone who came out, especially those who travelled, and big thanks to the people who made this possible, our friends Benny Gibson, Shev, Mish, Floating Disc, and, of course, Marc. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista
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Oh, but enough about that.
Would you please, welcome to my living room,
half of the furniture for my living room.
The other dickheads from this podcast. Hello and welcome to Buente Vista episode 350.
I am...
I hate to break away from the fictional vignette for just a second.
It's not 350 episodes, that's 700 episodes because of a decision we made early on that I disagreed with.
That's a crazy amount of episodes. I'm so glad you guys are here.
This is crazy. Hello and welcome to Budavista, episode 350.
I am Ben, and hello and welcome to Grunter Vista, episode 350.
Grunt of Vista is a weekly comedy, current events podcast, where each week we try to find
weird news from around the world that's odd enough to make us laugh, but not funny enough to have gone viral. And of course, we're all the grunter.
That's right, we're all that nasty creature that one day for no fucking reason whatsoever
crawled out of a crack in the middle of Newcastle and inflicted itself upon the world.
There's really only two things you need to know about the grunter and that it's he loves rooting, it's that he loves that he loves, it's that he loves, it's that he's that he's that he's that he's that he's that he's that he's that he's he loves rooting and he loves shitting. This guy's a real fuck pig with diarrhea
and he's having the time of his life at your expense.
No jail could hold him and no force could stop him.
He ceaselessly roots and shits with a constancy
and ferocity that begs belief.
You'll know you've come across the trail of the grunter when you slip on the
slimy residue of semen, fecal matter and grease he leaves in his wake. That's right, the other thing you should know
about him is that he's unbelievably fucking greasy. No one knows where the
grease comes from or what it's for but he's basically impossible to grab but
don't even try because you'll get covered in shit and probably come as
well. Where all that guy? Here with me to do some very light entry-level improv about some odd news, mostly from America.
It's the grunter.
It's Lucy.
No.
Hi, Lucy.
Hi.
Hello.
You're the gruntor.
No, I've never been the grunter before and you just kind of just sprang this on me,
like right now.
I would never pick you as the grunter.. I I I I I I I to. to.. I think you're being like sensitive. Yes. To your energies. Yeah, so I'm just going to choose
to just tap out on that one if that's all right. Yeah, that's very fair. Also with me.
I don't realize we could do that. No. It's not woman's privilege. This is the classic no-but comedy that we love to do.
No.
No.
Also with me, that's also the grunter.
It's Andrew.
Hi Andrew.
Hey.
Hey.
My fur is matted with diarrhea.
Yeah.
He's furry, isn't he.
It's kind of turned into another set of pants for me now, you know.
We've had some people send in like fan art of what the grunter looks like.
Oh, it's incredible. It's one of those things where they're all correct, even when they're different.
Whatever you see in your heart when you think of the gruntar, that's right.
Yeah, yeah, he's sort of like it, whether you see Jesus, whether he's wh wh wh wh wh he's he he he he he he he he he's he he he feel he is in your heart. He is that.
White Jesus is real.
Yeah, Armenian.
Oh, he's definitely not.
And also with me is, oh no, it's a regular guy.
Hello.
Hello.
That's right.
Just a regular human being has interrupted the intro to this episode of Grunter Vista,
the version of this podcast in the parallel universe where everyone is the Grunter and to them
their version of the Grunter is just a regular guy.
Oh, he's awful. We hate the regular guy.
Boo!
Boo!
I actually have Boo the regular guy written here right over the shoulder.
I could see that over the shoulder.
And you didn't even even need that.
It's just like, came by itself.
It's so natural.
It's so natural.
It's seven hundred episodes.
Instead of existing in a disgusting fugue state of either looking for a rooting
or shitting, he has a bunch of anxieties about work and interpersonal relationships and what he's supposed to do with the short time allotted to him on this earth and whether
he's spending it well, boo!
This guy barely roots or shit's at all.
He probably roots and shit sometimes, but nowhere near as much as the grunter does, and he's
only a bit greasy. Oh, we hate him.
Oh, yucky. It's Theo. Hi greasy. Oh, we hate him. Yucky.
It's Theo. Hi Theo.
Hello.
Hey.
Hey.
Who's the thing about being in the grunnerverse.
I ain't afraid of you motherfuckers.
Oh, because you're scared.
This is like I am legend. You're the monster. Oh,'re the monster oh I am Will Smith I am Will Smith
I am Smith and what would that sound like it would sound like Will Smith you don't
have to do a voice I could hey Will Smith that's an unbelievable ordinary name for a famous
person right you know about it it it's time for the opposite of
that. Let's hear some weird names in a segment we call the Great American Hall
of Name.
I'm gonna not look over your shoulder. Don't look. Don't read it. Don't look. Don't look.
Don't look. the, don't it spoiled.
Don't look.
Don't look.
All right, these are taken from, sorry, I'm having some shorts.
Shorts, here we go.
That was a poor choice.
I mean, it's not a choice.
It's the only thing I went.
These are taken from obituaries in Jefferson.
It's not grim.
Everyone's over it now. Everyone's over th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. their. their. to. their. their. to. to. to. to. to. to. their. their. to. to. tooomome. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. Don't. Don't. their. Don't. their. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. their. their. their. their. their. their. the. the. thea. to. to. toooooooooooooooooooooooomease. These. These are. These are. These are. These are. These are. These are the fine. He's over the time. Everyone's over it now.
Don't, if you laugh at any of these,
we are going to be looking down at you.
I have some unbelievably crimed stuff coming up later on
that I thought would be easier to get away with in a life setting.
And you're all part of it too.
Yeah, you're complicit.
You're complicit.
You're complicit. You're complicit. None of you are free of sin. Obituaries in Jefferson
County, Texas from 1969 to 1977. So I'm going to start with these little ones I like
to call theo teasers. He loves these ones and I love that about you. Thank you so much.
Here we go. Stun real gentle. These aren't going to be belly laughs. Just little titters.
Thinkers.
Clyde Mud.
Ooh, what a tittery name.
Will Plunk.
Doc Belk.
Ralph Geen.
Paul Neib.
Ben Shreeb.
Ben Shreib.
Carl Knop.
Earl Shoup.
Arch Tharp.
Come on now.
Come on now.
What's the spelling on that?
Yeah, let's get a spelling on that guy.
And then tarp with a h.
Can we see those three people who haven't heard the podcast before? Is this good? thu. thuke? of spelling on that guy. And then tarp with a h. Yeah.
Can we see those three people who haven't heard the podcast before?
Is this good? Do you like this?
I have Blaine Bibb.
Hmm.
Edgar Blitch.
Luty Bulch.
Ludi Bulch.
Will be. Will be? Will be? Ludi Bulch. Wilby Gooch. Wilby Gooch.
Will be?
Wilby?
Will be.
Okay.
Soon.
It's a threat.
Donnie Delk.
Macklin Polk.
Verdy Burke.
Hmm.
Oscar Schmilk. Oscar Schmilk.
Melville Knees.
That is Ed E ASE.
Nees.
I don't care how it is.
It still needs to be.
Zodigoyne's.
Oh, that's really nice.
I like that.
Rayford Grubbs. Gainel caps.
These people died, come on. Have some respect.
Decorum. I heard you talk about it.
For Gainel. Come on. Hold it together, Theo.
Oh, Theo, you're going to love these.
EP Pybis.
Bueller Clanch.
Dr. Norman Pig.
Dr. Norman Pig.
Doctor.
That's Pig with two G's.
Forest Perky.
Granville Smallwood.
Oh.
Which is fine by the way.
It's totally normal. It's pretty regular actually.
Linwood Falgout.
Derwood Lagrange.
That rose off the tongue.
That rose off the tongue.
Carl Quist.
This one, not a particularly silly sounding name, I don't know why this tickles me so much.
You can picture this in your head however you like.
Carol Urban.
Carol Urban. Something like Urban? Carol Urban.
Sort of like a Carl Urban who had some thoughts.
I never really felt super happy with my body.
Elson Cummings.
Mm-hmm. Sure.
Elma goings.
Yeah.
Word downs.
Word downs.
Word downs.
Word downs?
Word downs.
Yeah, word downs.
Angel knows.
She do.
Yeah, they sure do.
O'Neill Pounds.
All right.
Sure does.
Should be so lucky.
Kermit Mace.
You can't be named Kermit.
Like, it should be one of those illegal ones.
Did people stop calling Nick Kermit after the frog?
You mean like the green?
The frog was the end of it.
Duck Hunter.
Or duck hunter.
Yeah.
Depending on how you want to do that.
Media wheat. Spelled in every way that you would to do that. Media wheat.
Spelled in every way that you would assume
that that would be spelled.
The regular star words.
Oh, there's more.
There's a second page.
So this is an easy gimmy.
Funny names.
I thought if I front load this, we don't have to work so hard for everything else.
It's going to be 90 minutes of names. Really going a little
quick. You remember what we did the stream that was all just with lead pipe things? That
was a bad idea and not very funny. But it was three and a half hours long. It was. Indiana Spyside. No.
Erma Gerda.
That's what it says.
That's what it says on the paper.
Cyberline Napier.
Possibly Siberian Napier?
Possibly Siberian Napier?
I couldn't tell you.
It definitely looks like Cybiline, like cough syrup that you drink in cyberspace.
Sippin on that you drink in cyberspace. Sipping on that cyberline, it's in purple ones and zeros.
Now this guy, I think Andrew you're gonna love this guy.
Okay.
Alfredo Aureola. He sounds like a sex offender if I'm being a little bit. Not because he's Italian.
Just...
That's a given.
I also think that, but because he's Italian.
Any Italians in the house?
Hey, hands up.
Get out of here.
Love your sources.
Security. Firmily Palmer, I hardly know her.
Fair enough.
Theresa Noblock.
Florence Gettwood.
She do.
Ellen Bonan.
I hope not. You're out of state.
Hey. You tell me.
That's your wife's name.
That's your wife's name.
Alice Inman.
Lucky man.
And lastly, you know what, I don't have a single penis joke in this whole one.
It's kind of disappointing, so sorry this one's a bit of a letdown.
Sell my cunts.
Is that with a K?
Yeah, probably Kunts. We're allowed to lie a little bit, okay?
For the joke? We're also maybe allowed to steal a Beatles song for a theme, like we did, for
Mystery Liquid.
Hmm. Mystery Liquid. Can't tell what color it is with a slick oily sheen. What could it mean, mystery liquid?
I see some good that is forming a pool on the floor.
Who is it for?
I'm gonna taste the mystery liquid.
I'm gonna taste the mystery liquid.
I'm gonna taste the mystery.
Like hearing your own voice?
It's like an angel.
I don't know what we're meant to do while the themes are playing.
We just sit there.
Just going to sit.
It's really easy on the computer.
We just sort of tab over to something else for a little bit.
Yeah.
I'm going to look fine. It'll be good.
Very little to wait through.
I hope no one makes a goodish joke by another podcast standards.
This one was sent into us by listener Sierra, who is a doctor.
Just a PhD though, it's not like a real doctor.
I checked. Everybody who says us an email, I stalk you on all your social media profiles for a little up just to
make sure you like a real person this comes to us from the Detroit free
press mystery water hose in woods of upper peninsula become source of contention
between residents state that's my hose that's my hose yeah that's your
federal hose we'll find out there's there's this there's my hose. Yeah, that's your hose.
Federal hose?
We'll find out.
There's mystery water flowing from a hose
that sticks out of a hole in the ground in an Upper Peninsula
ghost town.
And people in the area have been drinking it for years.
Why?
Don't drink the mystery hose water.
You don't know?
You don't know what it's like up there in the UPE?
No, I don't know.
In the Upper Peninsula, it's different.
You see water coming from a mystery hose?
You put that in the house?
We used to drink from a hose.
We used to drink from go out to the forest. If you put a bunch of jet-exes into
a backyard around the hose together you'd lose them for hours for it to be like
I used to drink out of that I used to drink out of that yeah I used to drink out of
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friend so there's a few kind of like a section that's fine yeah.
Yeah. Podcasts. Still not funny. Still not funny. Fittler. Quote it is
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It's probably...
What?
That's aquifer for sure.
Yeah.
Who's trying?
Everybody!
All of them?
Everyone is here.
I'll try it.
Everyone is here.
Do you guys hear that the purest water in the woods?
I'm trying to try it. Oh I'm trying for sure. I'll take my flask out there. Hey brother, let me sip on that hose. Uh, said we're on store a 56 year old
on Tanagon County Commissioner. Quote, you can put this stuff in a glass jar, sit it on your porch for a month
and it's not going to turn green. That's how good this stuff is. What are you talking about?
Sign me up. Did you do that? That's not what happens to water? Not this water.
Well not that water. I feel like even with a lid off situation you're not getting green water after a month.
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dams and shit and bring it home. And they're like when it starts turning green it's like maturing.
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of Greenland Township just east of the Lake Superior Coast in the western upper peninsula.
The well it comes from is little more than a cluster of old concrete pilings poking out
of the ground in remembrance of something that once stood there, and in the middle is
a hole that's framed by a few blocks of wood and topped by a metal grate.
Underneath is an old pipe with a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the a few valves and spigots and from there the hose emerges.
Uh, anyone, you want some ghost water?
This is beautiful prose.
This is very well written.
I'm kind of beautiful.
I'm kind of thinking about the hose now.
I'm like, maybe.
But is it making you want to drink the water?
You're now into the water.
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We're just not mentioning that you brought incense to the show.
He brought that from home?
He brought his living room.
I bought my living room.
I bought my living room with me.
Yeah.
It's nice.
It's nice.
We are directly underneath the virus. We need you guys to breathe the incense in if you can. For a century the only people aware of it
were those who lived nearby and drank it and who passed down knowledge of this
secret well in the woods. There's a hose in the woods that you could
trink from. Really different America, they're different people aren't they?
You have to wait until your son comes of age and then you sit him down and say it's time for you to learn. Yeah. I'm gonna take you out
to the woods and you're gonna become a man today. We're going on a hudge. You got a
sip. Drink it, drink it. Don't be scared son. Quote everybody around here knew
and everybody would use it quietly still said discreetly sipping yourpping. You don't want to turn it into like one of those Instagram attracting tourist hubs.
No, I'm definitely not.
Everyone coming out.
Yeah.
Disgusting little hoes.
That changed when the state found out.
Boo.
Boo!
Buh.
Joe Biden.
Oh, you found out about it. Kill Joe Biden. Fuck!
It's really hard to do.
Tetragmaton.
Yes, it is.
Olive.
Speculum.
Kill Joe Biden.
Kill Joe Biden.
Judd, that wasn't the signal to buy more beers.
That was me doing it as a joke, not the beers signal.
Okay, just so we're clear.
Sorry, I made an arrangement that I now realized was dumb.
A couple of years ago, the Michigan Department of Environment, Great Lakes and Energy, learned
about it and said there was just no way people could drink unregulated water from an unknown
source that comes out of some hose in the ground.
You fucking watch me.
Oh my God.
The nanny stage.
Pry this hose out of my cold, dead hands.
Come and take it.
They ordered it to be shut down.
Boo.
The people who use it were up in arms.
You can't shut it down.
It comes from the earth.
Yes.
It comes from the ground.
You can't legislate it.
No.
God put it there for a reason.
Or some guy a hundred years ago.
Which is the same thing.
We really do do his works for him, don't we?
We do. We just don't know at the time.
Yeah. People were, the people who use it were up in arms almost literally.
What do you mean?
Crazy.
Can you elaborate? Crazy. They start to picture.
All right.
Each other's?
They've been drinking the water for generations, they told Eagle.
That's the Department of Energy.
Is that a man?
That's a guy.
That's the Department of Energy, Great Lakes, and another thing that starts with it.
Oh, I bet they were so happy.
That was so happy when they did that. It spells Eagle, dude. Nobody's ever gotten sick off of it, they said.
And they didn't want the state telling them what they can and can't drink.
That's right. Yeah, fuck yeah.
You come in here. You tell me where I can get my water from.
Upper Peninsula is Michigan.
Oh, or Wisconsin.
Oh, Michigan, I'm pretty sure. Yeah. Wasn't getting real Michigan energy from this. Live free or die in Michigan. That's them right.
Sit free or die.
Yeah.
Quote, at the time I told him,
you know, you go ahead and you shut this thing down
and you're going to be greeted by guns.
Stoy said.
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I want to sip there.
Water, please.
Sure, there are way more places to get water.
You can get water pretty much.
It's in your house.
It's not, it's in your house.
It's in your house.
Yes.
There are a lot of places where the water is not in the house. Because of how things are over there. They should get flint a hose in the woods.
Fix it.
Get flint a sipper.
A mystery water source.
Obama promised to get a hose in the forest.
He never did it.
A hose in every forest.
If you like your hose in the forest, you can keep it. You can't. Brandon.
Quote, and that's the truth.
I had people saying, you tell me when they're coming and we'll be there to defend it.
You just say the three words.
There is nothing more beautiful than the American spirit.
They're taking away a like an unregulated water source.
Yeah.
I'm going to kill. I'm gonna shoot him.
Some guys like, I'm sorry I have to shut the water off.
Oh, and you're like, yeah man, I'm gonna airhole you.
Yeah, I'm sorry I have to kill you.
I gotta kill you.
Hey, buddy.
I gotta kill you.
Don't trade on me sign, but it's a little coiled hose. Lucy, you are the comedian of the week!
Get her!
Get her! Are you feeling good about this? For the three people who haven't heard the show before.
Yeah, enjoy this.
Oh, literally people are going out to get a drink. It's awesome.
It feels even longer in person.
Yeah. About halfway through.
Hope no one else makes a good joke.
Nobody make any more jokes for the rest of the show.
No gags.
No gags.
Don't go.
Don't go. Don't go.
It's so fucking long and you left at the end?
What the fuck?
We specifically said we weren't going to roast people for getting up to get drinks.
Unless they walked kind of funny.
Bad idea though.
A little walk.
Um, oh.
One day a few years ago, a DNR crew was grading the Bill Nichols Trail and their blade
nicked a shallow pipe which burst forth with water.
Workers followed the line until it led them to the hidden trail side well.
To their astonishment, they learned that it was not only being used by hundreds of
people in the area as their drinking water, but also it was actually being piped into
some nearby homes.
This is like a weird cross between like random procedural American state government stuff
and the Lord of the Rings.
Yeah, it's baffling.
Oh, it's our sacred well.
It's like if they found the fountain of youth and they're like, okay, well we have
to start piping into homes and also if the government takes us from us, we're gonna shoot you in the head.
Don't you.
Quote, it was a surprise to everyone,
because this was not on any infrastructure maps,
said Stacey, Wellington, employ, a UP field deputy for the DNR.
Quote, this line should not have been there.
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You don't put divine works on the map. No, you know, I can't look at it on a piece of paper. This thing is ancient, this is like an empty man situation, it's been there for like forever.
Yeah, or somebody came down. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
He lays some mysterious. Sometimes he puts a hose in a forest.
Sometimes he sends a bear to kill a bunch of children
because they made fun of a bold guy.
Uh-huh.
Normal stuff.
Yeah.
That was one of those things that you'd learn if you were very into,
like YouTube atheism when you were like 19.
You'd get that part of the well which his family uses for water.
Quote, in my eyes it's a natural water source said the 37 year old from Luton.
It's coming out of a fucking hose dude.
It's a hose. It's a hose. It's a hose. It's like this is the part I can't like a divine work. Yeah everybody just keeps going it's so natural. It's just right here in the woods. It's also a hose. It's a hoarse. the to to to to to to to to to to the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the th. th. th. thirty. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. thethe woods, it's also a hose. It's coming out of a fucking
hose. Yeah, like I used to drink out of the fire hose at the back of the dominoes. You know,
just to be funny. Enjoy that mental image. It's cartoonish as you want. Head blasted back.
Yeah, full strength. Just one of the domino's treats. It's just there. Second from the...
Yeah, if you started the start of the theme, you would have been back already by now, you would
be fun.
Quote, what I would talk to Eagle this last summer, I said if I wanted to go to the lake
and get water, I could do that?
You're going to stop me. Trying to tap.
Tap in the house, brother.
It's water. It's water. It's water.
And it tastes of fuck all.
In the meantime, word of the secret well has spread.
Quote, I've seen motorcycles pull in from Montana and Wyoming.
And they stop and they try it.
And they're like, wow, that's some of the best water we've ever had.
I don't think this is true.
I don't believe this.
You know the Trump stories?
Where he's like, oh, this guy was the toughest guy I've ever seen.
He was like a, he was a...
Corn pop.
It's like a corn pop. Yeah. A bunch. A bunch. A bunch. A bunch. A bunch. A bunch. A bunch. A bunch. A bunch. A bunch. A bunch. A bunch. A bunch. A bunch. A bunch. A bunch. A bunch. A bunch. A bunch. A bunch. A bunch. A bunch. A bunch. A bunch. A bunch. A bunch. A bunch. I th. I th. I th. I'm. I th. I th. This is like. This is like. This is like. This is. This is. This is. This is. This is. This is. This is. This is. This is. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. th. th. th. th. th. I don't. Itough guys, you know, very scary guys and they're like, big decks.
This water is amazing.
And they're wearing all that leather.
You know they're not wearing underpants.
Store said, how the hell do they know about it?
It's because you're talking to the fucking media.
It's in the secret well someone talked your upset are you here yeah someone talked yeah
you have been threatening to kill government officials over this hose
there's probably that so have we we we've been threatening to kill government
officials just because we don't like them yeah I have a funny that's way
better yeah store recently had a brief stay in the hospital
hospital and even there he had lake mine well water brought to him it's it's way better than the hospital water the hospital the hospital the hospital the hospital the hospital the hospital the hospital the hospital the hospital the hospital to the hospital to to the hospital to the hospital to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to the their. I I the hospital. And even there he had Lake Mine well water brought to him. It's way better than the hospital water he insisted.
I want you to put that in my IV. Yeah. I need my hose water. Quote, my wife was bringing
me a gallon every other day. What the fuck? Every alternate day, a gallon of secret well
water. Quote, I'm sorry, it's good that he apologized.
But when you're used to good, clean, fresh water,
that's what you want.
And that's what this is all about.
Keeping that cool, clean, fresh water.
I hope it's there for years to come.
I hope this wasn't all in vain.
What are you talking about?
Yeah. Great. I hope you guys keep your weird secret illegal order.
Yeah.
That's dope.
I think the water might have made you ill in your head, in your brain.
You got like a brain worm.
It's one of the like, it's isolated to just one center of your brain that looks
after one thing and none of the others so people don't know.
Just your judgment's fine fucking bad. You can walk fine, feed yourself, whatever. Judgment not good.
Did you come with my hose, I'll kill you.
I'll fucking kill you.
Don't you look at my wife of my hose.
Hey, it would be crazy if one of these guys tragically died
from drinking sacred, secret, illegal, weird hose water.
That would probably be something that would make it into
the ripping report.
By hitching for another edition of the ripping report.
These ones also not funny.
Yeah, no, okay.
No jokes, no, no that's the shipping report.
Full disclosure. There's just one.
There's only one.
One person died, it is up to you to make the moral judgment if you were.
No, two people died.
One story.
Yeah.
This isn't like, this is a bit rough.
This is in the spirit of trust.
I think it's going well. What?
The show is going a bit rough.
This story is a bit rough.
But you know what?
We're all here, together.
We're all friends.
We're all the tools.
Hanging out in half of my living room.
I just need you guys to come along with me on a little journey for a little bit because there's a thing at the end of this story that I think makes it worth talking about you know what we don't we
don't have to be silly all the time we don't have to be funny all the time
sometimes we can be a little serious yeah you know very serious people we have
we have feelings so I just need you guys to sort of a baby get shot a baby gets shot it's not a baby thii to th I th I th I th I th th th th th th that I that that I that that that that that that that that that that that that that their their their their their th th th that that that that that that that tho tho that that that that that that th th th th th th th th th th th th their their their their their their their their their th their th their th their th th th th th that that that that their their that that that that their the their their to to their to to to to to the try tb-a try tb-n-I that thi that Just be respectful, know that these are two people who died very, very, very recently.
And just keep that in mind.
Okay, here we go.
And it's not funny?
Not funny.
Oh, oh, oh.
I think we've kind of developed a house style.
I don't have to include the W or J.
I'll be the W or J.
The W is silent sometimes.
That's a freebie.
You just have to do the other letters.
Depends if it works.
We could probably ditch that bit at this point.
Talk about it later.
What the saying the word thing?
Yeah, I'm never of the show. Ponto Vista. That's kind of funny.
Two men dead after falling into manure tanker in Oneida County.
That sucks, that sucks for these guys brother with tough jobs.
They died as they lived.
Yeah. Working in a manure tanker. Yeah.
Yeah. Two men died after falling into a manure tanker at Champion Farm in the
town of Kirkland on Thursday, June 13th. So quite, quite recent, obvious. These are fresh.
It's really fresh. Fresh, fresh deaths. The manure is still in the tank. Yeah. That's
how fresh this is. It doesn't ruin the manure. No, you pull them straight out.
It depends what you're going to use it for, I guess. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the manure. No, you put them straight out. It depends what you're going to use it for, I guess.
Yeah.
Kirkland police were first caught to the scene
and saw that the first man had tried to retrieve a piece of equipment that fell in the tanker.
When he went into the tanker, he passed out and fell in himself.
Oh no!
The second man try to help to help to help to help to help to help to help the to help to help the first the first to help the first to help the first the first to help the first to help the first the first the first the first the first the first the first to help the first to help the first to help to help the first the first the first to help to help to help the first to help the first the first the first the first the first the first the first the first the first man who fell in but then passed out and fell in himself. No!
Very unfortunate.
Very recent.
Fresh deaths.
No laughter.
Yeah.
C-O-C-O-C-C-Coc-C-C-Cock-Vac ambulance.
Come on.
Come on.
The Clinton Fire Department and Mercy Flight arrived on the scene and treated the two men.
Both the traintreated the two men, both the train supported to the Winn Hospital for further treatment but later pronounced dead.
The two men have been identified as 29-year-old Tyler memory of Tully and 33-year-old Nathan
Doody of DeWoiter. Oh
Wow Nathan Dutie. Fresh in our hearts. He died falling into a newer truck. Hey, for a podcast to make fun of a guy at his 30s dying in a tragic workplace-related accident,
that should almost be a crime.
It's time for Crime Watch.
Please put down your weapon.
Please put down your weapon. You're a direct violation. You're a gun. Time for Crime Watch. Hey! Was that Dylan? Was that Dylan? Was that Dylan?
He made it to mine.
Yeah.
Just the one version we've got.
That's the one version we've got.
That's it. It's the only version.
This is from W.FLA in Florida.
The Fler. I'm sort of trying to add the W to the F. Making a breathier.
Florida woman calls 911 on herself during attempted carjacking so she could quote, do it legally. Well, it's a one weird trick.
They don't want you to know.
Police hate her.
Get out of the car.
How is this?
How is this?
Hmm?
It's all here.
Yeah, he's got the story written down.
Yeah, thank God.
Thank God.
Thank God. Thank God.
A Florida woman was arrested after she reportedly called 911 on herself or trying to steal
a car from a dealership so she could quote, do it legally.
Christy Termin 37 called the Lee County Sheriff's Office because she wanted authorities
to know, deputies said.
Huh?
Quote legalizes the crime?
Yeah, just so they know.
So they know.
Making you guys a waive.
And then it's fine.
Yeah.
Quote, because I'm trying to steal a car that's not legally mine,
terms, said, during the night or threats.
Uh-huh.
Just so you guys know, it's not my car. Just a heads up. It's a car that I want, but I don't have.
And you see, this is the crucial thing.
I'm not going to pay for it.
This is a freebie for me.
So I'm letting you guys know, heads up.
That's my Kia Sorrento now.
You actually just, you stick a USB cable in there, and then you just turn it.
That's literally all thia thia thia that's thia thia thia thia thia thia thia thia thi thi thi thi thi thi there and then you just turn it. That's literally all you have to do. That's true.
Thank you, Kia Boys.
I love you, Kia boys.
Kia are so stupid.
Why did they do that?
Deregulation, honestly.
Yeah, politics, we talk about it now again.
Quote, so you'll better come make a report.
I'm reporting this. Yeah, okay. You guys should know. I'm stealing a car.
Because you gave them notice, right? And then if the police don't come and stop you, that makes the crime legal. That's the guy that he talked about. The guy that got away with getting his, it was a larceny charge downgraded because he made no effort to conceal the fact that he was stealing that guy's leaf blower. That was the... Oh yeah, the
leaf blow up and just took it in front of him and walked back to his yard. Yeah.
I'm stealing. As long as you...
Communication, it's so key. As long as you are clear and forthright in your
communication, you can literally do no wrong. None. Get that
Kia surrender. Get a better car. If you're stealing something, steal something nicer.
I think it's keeping your heart closed and not communicating with people that is the real
crime. Yes. Yes. Thank you. Not stealing a car. Fucking cares about that. Don't hide
your light under a bushel.
I don't fully understand what that means,
but I don't want you to do it.
Also, they've got so many cars at the dealership.
You could pick any car.
There's no way they're driving all of them.
Yeah. And they're keeping of gatekeeping. Yes. Yeah. They're gatekeeping cars.
Yes.
Give me one.
Give me one.
Give me one personally because right now my back, right hand wheel suspension is making a noise that
sounds like the wheel's going to fall off and then I took it into the place and they
said no it's fine.
Every time I get Give me a car.
Give me a car.
You just take one.
The dealership.
If I went past the dealership
and most of the cars were out doing stuff,
I'd understand.
Yeah, yeah.
But they're not using them.
They're always sitting there. that Mazda 3 with Skyaptive Technology. Deputies arrived at the dealership a short time later where they say they found Tim
and exiting the driver's side of the stolen Toyota Corolla, Dream bigger.
Exactly where they said.
Yeah. I believe I was honest about this.
Yes. Are you here for a report of honesty?
I called you guys. I said I'm stealing this really, really normal car. Coming down to confirm that someone told the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the deal a short the deal a short the deal a short the deal a short the deal a short the deal a short their the deal a short th of a short of a short th. th. th. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their tip. tip. tip. tip. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. t I'm stealing this really, really normal car.
Coming down and confirm that someone told the truth.
Yeah.
Oh, you are stealing that car.
Have a lovely evening, ma'am.
Stay safe out there.
Buckle up.
Just checking.
Yeah.
Can't say safer than Toyota Corolla.
Is that a belief that you have? Absolutely. Is it not one you have? It was a Toyota Corolla, right?
We can't Google shit up here. Anyone got the A&Cap rating on a Toyota Carola?
Heckle us, don't! None of that. And I know about cars. Like I get all the jokes that they're
all making. Like, you know what a Toyota Car. Yeah, I know what a Mazda 3 is. Like. You know driven a car. Yeah. I know what a Mazda 3 is.
The 37-year-old told deputies she was being trained in a game of black-ops to steal
a car but called authorities to make her carjacking legal.
Do you mean call of duty?
Call of duty black ops?
Call of duty black ops, yes.
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this is surmise, I'm surmising. I don't think she was doing the single
player campaign. I think this is a multiplayer situation. Multiplayer with a
Kiya boys. Do you think it was maybe like a grand theft role-playing server kind of thing where everybody was on the doing part this is how you
steal the Kia. Could you do that in black ops? I think there's vehicles but I
don't know I'm not really a call-a-duty person. If only there were someone on the stage you played a one of those FIFA guys. That'd be so embarrassing.
Like a FIFA guy household, Call of Duty, lady household?
And you're making really like personal jokes
that these people don't really understand.
Yeah, I'm sort of looking directly at you.
They're at me.
Like you do like the default games that if you walk into a
EV game so you don't know what you want, the guy would be well there's call the duty there's FIFA have Adam it seems like a lovely
time though it's needlessly rude up here that's all according to the
sheriff's office termin was arrested and is facing trespassing charges
she didn't report the trespass yeah yeah she didn't report the trespass
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Yes.
I just trespassed and I'm about to steal a car.
Yeah, I'm stealing a car but it's not from my house.
This is not my car.
So did she actually get away with stealing the car?
She didn't get the time but she only got the trespass thing yes yeah she didn't get charged for like attempted
stealing sounds like she found a nice loophole then yeah I think it would be a
nice loophole if you ended up with a car but I mean it's sort of risk-free like
anyone could go out and like call the cops and say hey I'm stealing a car I'm stealing car plus I'm trespassing you know that now take that with you tonight get one of those
build your dreams is get an electric car be a way D play a little song when
they're driving slowly so you know they're coming
and you can probably and this one's for maybe the boys in the back row there you can mod it to play the Evangelian theme if you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th you know th you know th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th tho tho th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the th the the the the the th the th th the th th th the th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to to to the to the the to the the the the the the the the the this one's for maybe the boys in the back row there, you can
mod it to play the Evangelion theme if you, if you, all right, that was the, boys at the
back.
That was the, the middle finger from the boys at the back.
This energy is going to go so well in the recorded version.
We've done so little crowdwork, it'll be fine.
Oh yeah, where are you from?
They're already in a froth. We don't need to work the Edinburgh.
This is a crowd that wants crowd work.
I love to talk to people about stuff on the spot with a microphone pressure.
Where are you from?
Oh, yeah, smart.
You don't have to travel as far to get here for the live show.
You'd hate to have flown somewhere to see.
Oh yeah, who's from out of town?
Who's from out of town?
Who's from out of town?
Oh my gosh!
They're not that many of you.
This is a hard sell to out of state people. That's still pretty good. But the airfare is pretty cheap.
Honestly, I didn't think it would be that like.
It's cheap to fly these days.
Yeah.
When you live in Queensland, you have to go to
fucking Sydney and Melbourne for shit all the time.
They don't understand what it feels like for it to be the flip side. That's right. They don't get get that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah with 2.4 million people in it.
Hey, if I picked out one of you guys and started grilling you with questions, you would probably die.
You might end up in a coffin. It's that theme today.
You found it.
And in general as well.
I'm scared.
We lost that theme today.
You found it.
Quite badly.
And in general as well.
Yeah.
This is from K.L.F Louisiana, the cleafe.
Yeah, that's close.
Jeep drives, Jeep drives pay tribute during funeral service.
Huh? Okay.
Jeep drives pay tribute during funeral service.
Okay. Jeep drives pay tribute during funeral service. Okay.
Jeep drives pay tribute.
Keep saying Jeep drives.
Jeep drives.
Try that mouth fill.
Jeep drives.
If you say it a couple of times, you realize you're saying drives with a J.
J.
Jive.
So this is a social event as well which might be a shock to a few of you.
So just turn to someone next to you and say,
Jeep Drive, pay tributes.
Look at the person next to you.
Introduce yourself.
Look, right in the eyes.
You don't have to use your name.
This is an icebreaker.
Yeah.
You guys have become life-froved. Family and friends of, family and friends of Macy Richard and Gerald and Hebert
gathered to lay their loved ones to, it is a really grim episode, I don't know
why I picked these ones. I'll be all deaths every certain, mostly deaths.
Family friends of Macy Richard and Gerald and Herbert.
Gathered to lay their loved ones to rest and pay tribute to them in a very special way.
Is it using jeep drives? Is it using jeeps? It has something to do with jeeps.
Okay.
Ah man.
Hebert and Richard died in a boating accident in Toledo band during May's heavy storms.
That part's not the funny part of this story by the
I didn't include it because of the funny part of this story, by the way. I didn't include
it because of the boning accident. Grow up. Early laughs though. I can see some of you people
laughing right now. Anticipatory laughs. Yeah. And you can still get pregnant from Anticipatory
we laugh. Their loss sent shockwaves to their family as they mourn the passing of the mother and daughter. Okay that also not funny. That is getting us to the part the part the part the part their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I.. I............................................................................................................. that is... They could have made it funny by saying it left-bellies.
You decide, you decide what's funny.
Yeah.
We, podcast, you decide.
Yeah.
Through the morning, also came Beauty.
As the family asked all Jeep Owners in the area to ride in a profession.
I'm sorry. How do you reach out a memo to like the Jeep WhatsApp chat.
Yes.
You're making me say morning again, which is bringing us back to the sad part, but yeah.
Through the morning, also came beauty as the family asked all Jeep owners in the area
to ride in the procession in honor of Hebert's love for the vehicle.
Just loved Jeeps.
Love Jeeeps. Yes. Imagine dying and somebody says, what do you think Ben's defining feature was?
Yeah.
A parade of Subaru foresters?
A parade of Subaru foresters.
Base model only.
Okay.
So we know like 220 people here, right?
How many of you know a lesbian?
Call them. Get them to bring their Subaru Forrester!
We can make this happen!
Thank you, that's what I want.
As dozens of Jeep drivers took part in the procession,
NewsTen caught up with Hebert's best friends to talk about how special it was for the drivers to take part.
It was such a beautiful, sorry, quote, it was such a beautiful thing.
Jerrolin bought her Jeep sometimes this year, and she loved it.
Okay.
She's had a Jeep for less than six months?
She had a Jeep for maximum six months.
That's a fake fan.
And you're like, fuck, we got to do something.
What did she like?
It's like buying your mom a Mother's Day present.
She drives a Jeep? She likes jeeps.
She was reading a book. I think we could get her a book.
Going back through your recent messages. I got a Jeep. She bought a Jeep. She bought a Jeep. She jejeje. She was a Jeep. She was a Jeep. She was a Jeep. She was a Jeep. She was a Jeep. She was a Jeep. She was a Jeep. She was a Jeep. She was a Jeep. She was a Jeep. She was a Jeep. She was a Jeep. She was a Jeep. She was a Jeep. She was a Jeep. She was a Jeep. She was a Jeep. She was a th. She was a Jeep. She was a th a th f f f f fj fj fj f fj f f- A th f f f f f f f- A th. She drives a f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f. She th. She th. She th. She th. She th. She th. She was a th. She was a th. She was a th. She was a je. She was a je. She was a je. She was a je. She was a jee. She was a jeep. She was a jeep. She was a th. She was a th. She was a thiiiiiiii- a thi-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f- A thi- A thi- a thi. F back through your recent messages. Got a Jeep?
I got a Jeep.
She bought a Jeep?
She bought a Jeep.
She bought a Jeep.
If you're in that Jeep lifestyle,
yeah.
Everything changes.
It is a lifestyle, I feel, having a Jeep.
You're out there wrangling.
It's more than just an identity.
It's more than just a car manufacturer it. It's a way of life. It's a way of life. I almost bought a Jeep
Cherokee instead of my Forrester. Imagine what your life could be. You're a different man.
How different you would be. It had like all-final interior, the whole thing. It would have been
dope. And I was this close to buying it, but when I messes the guy on Facebook marketplace,
he said no it's sold. Yeah sliding doors I was just seconds away from owning a 1985 Jeep Grand
Cherokee maybe that thing was fucking huge very stupid I would have felt so cool
though yeah shame God doesn't want you to be happy yeah instead I have a
foraster that's falling apart. Yeah. Thanks God, appreciate it.
It does.
It's like Job gave. God gave Job a Subaru Forrester.
I've given you a lot of boils. I've killed you son.
This is your new car. Hang on, it's fucking, it's Satan again.
Every time you take it in, give him a Subaru Forrester?
A lot of Job references lately.
I don't know why we've been talking about Job so much.
Just talking a lot about Job.
Yeah.
That guy didn't have a good run.
He didn't treat it very fairly.
God didn't treat that guy very fairly.
It used to be like a tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha to to to to to to to tha to be hard. It used to be hard.
I don't know how to do the voice.
Fuck!
Do anyone do a good Trump and you could run up here and sub in real quickly?
No, just kidding.
We don't want you up here.
Yeah.
Stay in your seats.
Please.
Stay seated for the entire thing. Dude genuinely, oh shit, fuck off, you do not. You don't.
You can't do impressions.
I know for a fact that you can't.
How many beers have you had?
Cut that man off.
Get him out of here.
If she would have seen all the jeeps behind her procession.
the jeeps.
If she would have seen all the jeeps behind her procession.
She would have had a smile.
Fucking jeeps?
It's one of the, it's one of, okay.
It's one of the cuntyest vehicles out there, right?
You think the jeep is cunty?
Do you like-
Or the serving cunt, at least.
I'm just going to poll the audience real quick.
Just a sort of a quick survey.
Who among you think th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th th th th th th th th th th th th th who among you think that Theo's personality
can carry off saying like cunty or like serving a dance?
Oh my god, it's fine. Look how far I've come, my therapist is going to be
fucking thrilled.
Martina, this one's for you. And she might listen to this because she knows. And she might listen to this because she knows.
Oh no!
Did you talk about the live show and the lead-in?
No, she's on holiday.
I've been, I've been a wash.
You're roller jogging.
Yeah.
Ha ha ha han't. to the show while I sit. Technoes. Do you think it's good? Do you think it's good?
Everyone was laughing at me like that joke I did, right?
You heard it?
You heard it?
It's like a little bit irreverent, but like it's okay.
Like we're not bad people, like we're not bad people.
Yeah, they don't notice how my that's fun. Some people getting really grievously injured. That's okay. If she would have seen all the jeeps behind her procession, she
would have had a smile and I know she did up in heaven to see what was going on
to. The fucking escalation of like if she'd have seen this... and she did. She did. And she did. And she did. And she did. She loved it. Holy fuck, that's 11 jeeps.
I'm part of the choir eternal. I have eternal bliss.
And that's 11 jeeps. Could this day get any better?
A jeep cannot fit through the door of heaven, just FYI.
Yes. I have the needle. We know so much about the Bible.
It's so much about the Bible.
I've been learning a lot.
We are kind of pivoting to a biblical podcast.
Just a heads up.
Just a heads up.
Job heavy.
How are we doing for time?
I genuinely don't know.
How are you guys feeling?
Do you want us to like wrap this up? We stop immediately. Alright, okay, we got a little bit more notes. So it's 30% on board.
How...
Jesus, fucking Christ, how rambunctious is this audience?
It's basically a zoo.
Yes.
It's time for Zoo watch!
It's time for Zoo watch!
This one the dopest spots.
This one's really fucking good.
This one in the dopest ones. This one's really fucking good.
This one in the Crypto Watch team.
I'm sorry, it's goush for me to say, but it's what?
That's what?
It's what?
It's what?
Goushe?
G.
It's gush?
Clevement girl.
Yeah.
Yeah. It's gosh, it's gosh, it's gosh.
It's gosh.
It's gosh.
It's gosh.
It's goosh.
It's pronounced gosh.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Sorry, I'm fucking.
He's pausing this part of the show, turning to his therapist.
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I was, I was riding high.
I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was so good in the goush.
Gauce?
Gosh?
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Me too. All right, well he was going to get all rosé, I'd already planned this. So
Pino? Turn around, Jud, it's... Just don't worry, no worries if not. No, Jud, it's two
Pino's, a schooner of the rice lager and a porcelain, thank you very much. And we've just seamlessly blended this into the show because we had the code word system
so no one knew what was happening.
You guys are so clueless about what just happened.
Oh man.
I bet the people listening to the recorded version this is so thrilled they weren't in the
room.
This inscrutable annoying version is probably much better when you're on the train.
This comes to us from KSNW. We do this one nearly every week. The snow. You say snow I like
KSNU. Again we can just we can dup it. You don't have it. We're gonna start having
meetings about the bits we do it and I'm like. For one I don't like the jokes.
Couldn't we just like do new stories and just let it be?
You know, everyone's always trying to one up each other.
I'm sick of it.
This is from the thing that I just said.
Why are you applauding him?
Don't applaud him?
Don't encourage this man.
I'm a gassy man.
Honestly, you're coming off is kind of desperate, like it's not a good look.
Play it a little cooler, a little easier.
We've got some jokes about Ulysses coming up later, so...
Never got to read it. Not even once.
Not even on me either.
Bear unsuccessfully attempts to break out of enclosure at Southeast Kansas Zoo.
I mean, they're doing that every day right? You would think every day is not successful a scape tapy to wake up oh I'm
still in a fucking zoo. I'm still fucking here. Yeah. Every animal in a zoo
every waking minutes. Well I mean the ones that haven't moved like. Oh yeah.
Some of the stupid ones they got no fucking ones. Yeah the dumbest ones they're
the dumbest they're they're they're they're they're they're they're up like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like the stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid ones they're they they're like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like odors, they're absolutely, they know that they're in there.
We could list them like dumbest, a smartest animal?
What do you think is the smartest animal in a zoo?
I think it's the order.
You sound dumb.
They know that they're in there.
But they also know that they are not free of sin.
Biblical today, that's what we're sort of sticking with now. Yeah, yeah The Dumbus ones the toilets I think any of the
One of the ungulates are trying to escape that's my belief. Yeah, no, they're enjoying themselves. They're happy. They're happy. I think zoos are kind of bad generally they're raised money for conservation or whatever. I don't think animals they're enjoying being there. Yeah, the the zoo. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the zoo. the zoo is the zoo is the zoo. the zoo is their. their. Yeah. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their ones ones. It's are. It's are. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's is. It's is. It's is. It's is. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's kind. It's kind. It's kind. It's kind. It's kind. It's kind. It's kind. It's kind. It's kind. It's kind. It's kind. It's kind. It's kind. It's a prey animal. They're in the time, prey animals love being in.
They love being the zoo. Let the predator animals go. Anything where the eyes are on the side of the head
can stay. Yeah, you know what I love about the zoo? No predators. Eyes on the front. The ones on the side of the head. What did I fucking say about? You were warned? No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. the. the. the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the ones on the side of the head. What did I fucking say about decorum?
You were warned.
You were warned.
I have one request.
The other one is, please like us.
Two requests.
Someone dropped their jar of hose water.
God bless.
Angel.
Gorb, Judd, thank you very much.
Thank you.
Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you.
If anything, they're the real podcasters. Talk to them after the show.
They're both very visually distinctive.
You'll find them.
A bear unsuccessfully attempted to break out of their enclosure on Sunday.
Again, all zoo animals have unsuccessfully
attempted to break out of their zoolos every day. That's not news. That's the absence of
news. They should have another word for that. I just have another word for that. I just want
to break the wall here. Yeah. You're reading ahead. You're reading ahead. No, I'm not reading ahead. You make these little titles for a ti. They're just for just, I, I, I, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, their, the, their, the, the, the, the, the, the, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their their their their their their their their their their te..o. Yeah, their their to.o. Yeah, their their their their their, their, their, their, their like you, you make these little titles for each thing which you make a lot of jokes in the titles.
They're just for you, but like you printed it out.
You got so mad when I read them out.
You're not supposed to read them.
I'm like right next to you and it says the unbearable lightness of being contained.
Yeah, we know.
Yeah, we know. that's that's that's that's that's that's that. Yeah, because because because because because because because because because because because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because it's like unbearable like the unbearable lightness of being but he's being contained yeah we know you don't we're not really readers
response suggested people understood yeah I think I was fine we know that
that's a reference yeah yeah it's what to that movie that book yeah yeah
yeah never read it all saw it I haven't seen it
who here has read who here has read the unbearable Yeah, yeah. Never read it or saw it. Haven't seen it.
Who here has read?
The unbearable life has a being?
No, just anything.
No, just general.
There's one hand up the back.
One hand.
Two, three.
Do we have any people who can read in the audience?
Any literates?
Liturates on deck.
Please leave.
This is not for you, this is for stupids. Yeah.
What did it happen to you?
Did you start thinking about the stupids?
Yeah, oh, the girls on the front, they know.
Hey, no talking to the ladies.
He's on a sip of Pino Noir. He's gone off. They squealed for the stupto the latest. Your shit. He's on a sip of pino noir, he's gone off.
They squealed for the stupids.
Yeah!
That's right.
That's the energy that you should be bringing to this show?
That's maybe the episode title.
That's maybe the episode title.
Quote.
It's the total roast individual members of the audience.
I'm not roasting!
You there, what's your whole fucking deal?
Let's go!
Earlier today, Ralph Mitchell Zoo staff discovered one of its three Siberian beer...
Sorry, you can see what happened to me there.
This man said Siberian.
This mothfucker.
In a really long day, and I really hung over because of what we did.
Can we get a hand for Ben who fucking organized this whole goddamn thing?
Put it all together.
We didn't do shit. We didn't do shit.
We're still getting paid.
Lucy organized the Bontavista on the back hall.
Yeah, I did some work.
I'm going to touc it.
I haven't touched it yet.
He's getting tactile.
He's moving around the stage.
We're such a dynamic presence.
I need sensory input.
Yeah.
That's interesting.
I wonder what that's about. Earlier today, you don't have a card that says...
Just making notes.
Yeah, it'll take a while because it only goes on like balls.
And how would you do that? Like physically.
Oh, did you lose it in your pocket because it's so small?
He has a really small phone!
Wave it around for the people. I'm not going to do that. So small? He has a really small phone!
Wave it around for the people.
I'm not going to do that.
I'm on my third crack of this sentence, Curry.
Earlier today, Ralph Mitchell Zoo staff
discovered one of its three Siberian bear sisters had apparently decided
zoo life had become unbearable.
Ah!
Ah! That is a miserable thing to say to get the pun.
Oh, it wished it could kill itself.
Bear joke.
Don't say that your animals found life unbearable.
That's bad and everyone knows it's true, which makes it way worse.
Don't invite that comparison.
Not going to tell them how to do their jobs.
It made an unsuccessful attempt to tunnel out of her enclosure, said the city of Independence,
Kansas.
Ironic.
How ironic when this bear has none.
You're all here laughing it up at a live podcast show.
Free out here doing whatever you live.
And that bear is still in there probably.
It's fucked up, really.
Only succeeded since this story has come out.
And you guys haven't been thinking about the bear at all.
Yeah. You know, you've been living your life.
Just coming here to have a laugh, have a little beer and a laugh. Driving your Subaru foresters without a care in the world. Drunk driving your Subaru Forrester home later.
I'm probably going to walk, but yeah.
Yeah.
The city says the bear never made it out of its enclosure but she did dig under the
viewing platform and was briefly out of sight to zoo staff.
That is like, yeah.
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there. Yeah, let her out. She's in fucking Kansas. Independence?
Oh, beautiful independence, Candence? Pretty far from Siberia. Pretty far from Siberia. Yeah.
And those hot, those hot, independent summers, summers, which is what they're having now, because
they're north to the atmosphere, the other one?
Yeah.
Yeah, thank you.
Appreciate that.
Quote, staff quickly responded to the situation, coaxed the bear back into the security
of her pen and are taking steps to reinforce the enclosure to eliminate any chance for
future breakouts in independence. The security of her pen like a do it or a fucking save.
Yeah. Oh no you like it here.
You don't want you to hurt yourself under that feeling platform.
We're gonna have to take your shoelaces.
Yeah. Because of what you might do. And she loved those true laces. We know you want to get out of here, but it's really important that you come back, roll.
Come back?
Come back. People will be able to look at you.
We need you here so that a guy from Kansas can be like,
Huh? How about that? That's a bear.
Do something? Why does it look so depressed?
Who gave that bear a gun?
I don't want to keep this morbid, but I think he's dead now.
But, um, did you guys ever hear about, uh,
I think his name is Arturo and he was famous being like the world's saddest bear?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's not what you want to be famous for.
No.
I would like to be the world's happiest bear.
Yeah.
But I can't really grow body hair.
Yeah, not air enough.
Not air enough.
It's not really on the cards for me.
What? I didn't catch that.
Like, limited parts.
So Arturo was a, he was, because he's dead.
He's a polar bear that lived in a zoo somewhere in South America and like they...
I don't fucking know. I can't tell you.
We didn't put him there.
But like it became almost like a meme of like, look how sad this lonely bear is.
You could come see him. He fucking hated being in there and then he died don't do that let Arturo be
free he's free now because he's dead which in a way is the ultimate freedom
yeah let's all kill ourselves it just is a joke let's do it it's
just like in jest you won't have to go to work on Monday
we've got a special keg of beer and we're handing it out oh the porcelain Let's do it. That's joke, it's just like in jest. You won't have to go to work on Monday.
We've got a special keg of beer and we're handing it out.
Oh, the porcelain man is dosed.
Yes.
I only drank half, so.
Yeah, you'll be fired.
I'm just kind of feeling good.
That's a slight euphoric effect before you die.
And the dying feels good too, so.
Quote. That dying does feel good. It probably probably is like the last, yeah. It's the
ultimate trip. I read about that once in a... no, no, no. Quote, to fully ensure public safety
while the bear was misbehaving
We're putting it on the bear now. Yeah, that bear was rude for try to assert its freedom. Oh Noddy bear you don't want to be here. Gaslighting this bear so bad you want to be safe in here. She's a strong beautiful woman
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Don't keep her in a cage.
Don't, cage that being.
Don't dull her sparkle.
Yes, let her kill a couple of cans.
Let her kill them.
Her light, bushel, whatever that combination of things is.
I don't get what it means.
I don't understand. Is the bushel?
What is a bushel? It's like a bundle of stuff. That sounds right.
What's a bushel?
Anyone know what a bushel?
Hens.
No, no, no, no, no one say anything.
This is the one bit of audience interaction.
Genuine question, because we can't be on our phone.
We'll throw it to the audience.
This is going to like a bunleash. Why would you
hide your lantern there? Why would the mic be under there?
Long stop! It's great! I regret it. We're narrowing it down. We're going back into shut
up mode. But thank you all very much. It's much appreciated. What if the viewing platform has some trap doors built in?
Yes.
Yeah.
Like several, so it's not clear which one is maybe going to activate randomly.
And every now and then someone gets dropped in.
It's a little give and take.
You want to look at the bear.
Maybe you fall in and you really get to look at the bear. Because you, every time you look at the bear the bear you look at you look at you look the bear you look the bear you look the bear the bear the bear the bear the bear the bear the bear the bear the bear the bear the bear the bear the bear the bear the bear the bear the bear the bear the bear. Maybe the bear. Maybe the bear. Maybe the bear. Maybe to to to to to to to to to to to to to to. to. to. to. to to. to to to. to. to to. to. to. to. the bear. the bear. the bear. the bear. the bear. the bear. the bear. the bear. the bear. the bear. the bear. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tap. the tap. tap. tap. tap. tap. tap. tap. tap. to. to. to. to. tap. to. tap. you look at the bear you take from her you're
an and not that true you are an energy vampire to that man you are giving the
bear depression you get the joy of looking at a depressed bear and what does she
get from it she absorbs your bad feelings you know yes she's an impact
all bears are empath. We understand
that. It should just be like a lottery of just like, if you're in there, yeah, look at the
bear. Have a wonderful time looking at the bear. Talking to the people around you about
looking at the bear. Go wild. You might get in there. We might throw you in there. Every now and then someone who's standing there eating a corn dog gets to go down and really
commune with the bear.
Yes.
Be one with the bear.
Oh my god, you think about that?
It's going to be a short communion?
Yep.
For sure.
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one body because your body is inside the body. Yeah, after a while it's two souls
one body. Yeah. All of it's just inside the bear. Yeah.
And that's fair. Yeah. Zoos, if you're listing.
Do the system we just described. We have many zoo innovations for you.
Copyright free.
You can add that one.
Quote, to fully ensure public safety while the bear was misbehaving staff cleared the
zoo of all visitors and locked the secondary enclosure within five minutes of discovering the
deer.
Because they were worried that a bear might escape at a zoo, so they went into the lock down.
It's not like, it hasn't gone anywhere.
It's very sad.
It's not from people there.
They just can't see it under the viewing platform.
Yeah. I think if you can't see what your bear is, that's like a classic zookeeper's like,
the zookeeper's dilemma. Yeah. Quick count of the, um, give me y'all seen the bears.
I'll poke around till I find it.
Oh, shit.
You want to know where your bear is.
Do you know where your bear is?
Staff cleared the zoo of all visitors, locked the secondary enclosure.
the the bear back safely secured in the enclosure?
The bears will be off exhibit for the next few days while staff make further
modifications and reinforcements to their enclosure. We know what that means. Yeah. They're psychologically
torturing the bear. Oh yeah. You'll never escape. Stop trying. We need you. They do need you. We need you.
We need another. You wouldn't survive a second out there without me.
Probably the very dark avenue.
I really like that you chose all of these stories.
Me? No.
I think they're great. I mean, they're going, oh no, as you turn the page. Look, we are at, I think they're great. I mean they're going, oh no, as you turn the page.
Look, we are at, I think, like, 75 minutes of no.
None of us can tell time just to be fair.
Which was kind of like the thing we were going to shoot for, but...
Oh, oh. One story left in the notes.
No, I...
No, I don't think they want to hear another story from the notes.
We weren't asking you.
We weren't... No, I was talking to you.
It's stupid how well that works.
Hey, what if we did all of that buildup and they just walked off?
No, Uncle. Oh, you'd hate it so much if we denied you that last story.
You'd be squirming in your seats.
That would be the one thing that you wouldn't want to happen. Yeah. It's time for this is the one thing we didn't want to happen. This is the one thing we didn't want to
happen. This one comes to us from KTVZ in Oregon. No thank you. Lucy has bullied you
enough you're not going to do it. She has. I don't like it when she tells me to stop doing
things. It's very dominant personality. It's kind of chuggy.
It kind of do what she says. Fuck! That works on us.
Bull jumps, sisters, rodeo, arena fence escapes,
semi-colon.
Three struck, injured by bull as crowd scrambles out of the way.
Do you need that headline again?
Did you say sisters rodeo. Yeah, ball jumps sisters rodeo arena fence. Sisters rodeo.
Everybody sister has a rodeo. You know you from the country when your sister had a row.
You know you know you from the country when your sister had a row.
Three struck. Injured injured by ballers crowd.
Scram was out of the way.
A bull jumped a fence and escaped from the Sisters Radio Arena during the bull
riding event at Saturday night's performance, striking and injuring three people while it ran
through the radio grounds.
Sparking a frantic run for safety, authority said.
Now...
It wasn't a laugh for that, that's very interesting. Cont Now, controversial opinion, but cool.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yes.
Let him out.
Let him out.
Let him out.
Let him out.
Yeah, you went down to the bull poking show.
Yeah. Oh, you're having a great time watching him from real close.
It's okay. I've got a four foot barrier in front of me.
This is, I like this for, they should let the bear get in there as well, I think.
Yes. Let the bear have a crack.
Yes, it's multi-ball time.
Get all of the unhappiest animals at the zoo, put them in the middle and be like,
all right guys, we've given you time to get a drink?
Yeah.
Self-fulfillment time.
Yeah.
Hey, stay safe out there.
Have fun.
The incident happened shortly before 10 p.
the the sister's rodeo.
They're so late to be at the sisterth Sisters Rodeo. They're riding that late. You're so late to be at the
Sisters Rodeo. I've been to a couple of rodeos in my time because my mom is a
cowboy. Yeah, that rocks. Shout out to my mom.
Shout out to Ben's mom. She's not here tonight but she said she would maybe come.
That's what it's all about. Thanks mom. So I just listen
to the recorded one so she will be hearing this part. No it's fine I know you've got
stuff on I'm not mad at you it's okay. You did immediately make me picture you
falling asleep on a bull. Ten p.m. That's too late to send Theo out on a bull.
That is simply too late I've been training for this for weeks, but that is bedtime.
Do you think they have a peano-in-law?
Sisters rodeo? Do you think, get a little pino?
Oh, man. They're always wine on the back bar at a radio.
Are they're fucked up? Are audience are fucked up. The guys on the balls are sober as a pig. What about the bulls?
Oh yeah, they juice them up.
They're not happy about it.
They're probably mad.
Oh, they're angry.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Puh.
This is just like a shot in the dark.
Was that
almost as a cackle. This incident happened shortly before 10pm at Sister's
Rodeo a popular event that draws many of the nation's top cowboys and thousands of
spectators. The Sisters Rodeo Association issued a statement. Oh, you're a top 10 cowboy.
A top cowboy?
Are you a ranked cowboy?
I'm looking for the bottom cowboys.
That's just something about man.
What are those guys hanging out?
Oh, you didn't do very well?
Hey, let me buy you a drink.
Oh, you're sad about the rodeo.
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Oh, you must be so tense right now.
It must be so hard writing a ball.
That must have been the hardest eight seconds of your life.
I bet your thighs are black and blue.
Can I put your hat on for a bit?
Let's swap hats. Let's swap shirts. let's swap jeans. Swap souls.
I actually live nearby.
Keep going.
You go.
I'm gonna do that like to go to this.
You guys check out, I'm gonna close my eyes, you keep going.
And they're pearl snaps, so you know what's happening real easy as well.
Oh, bang.
Oh, you're so sweaty, but it smells of good. The sisters' radio association issued a statement early Sunday that said three people were injured
as a direct result of the bull.
Yeah, what else did it mean? He didn't choose to be there.
Yeah, it was more as a direct result of man's hubris.
It's kind of like Jurassic Park. Is it the
dinosaurs fault or is it John Hammond's fault? Yeah it's his fault. The
association said the radio announcer quote immediately activated the
emergency response plan as quote, run away from the bull.
Holy shit! It's weird we hadn't told all these people from the bull. Holy shit!
It's weird, we hadn't told all these people about the plan,
but they all just seem to know it.
It's very interesting that you said that.
It's intuitive.
It's kind of intuitive.
The packed crowd was singing along with Lee Greenwood's, God bless the USA.
Yes. Oh hell yes.
When the circling bull is seen jumping the fence.
We all love an allegory.
It's so fucking good.
It's a beautiful image.
That's just tremendous.
I love an obvious metaphor.
Yeah.
To me that, like light gradual.
Yeah. Quote, get to higher ground, everybody. There's a bull out.
When bulls not climb?
Can they not climb?
What you've got the higher ground?
You instantly beat the bull.
It's like Star Wars rules.
Yeah, yeah.
I feel like you don't also don't need instructions in that, in that circumstance.
Pretty straightforward.
Let your body tell you what to do.
Yes.
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Yes.
And they would know I'm not a threat.
I love the beautiful balls.
This guy's on our side because he looks very soft and pliable, and I can tell.
I don't need to be mauled. I've got enough going on.
Hey, not today. Quote, get to hire ground, open the gates, Billy.
Billy.
Everybody in the grass. Get under the grandstands or up in the grandstands.
The pickup men are coming around.
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Yeah. You know what? I'm not going to run. The pickup men are coming.
Help is on its way. Yeah.
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I'm imagining eating a hot dog right now.
Ooh, incredible.
You got some relish on there.
Imagine you catching up with someone you haven't seen for fucking ages.
It's been like 10 years, you guys were best friends.
Sisters rodeo?
You ever been to the sister's rodeo? You know what, this is so random? This is crazy. Would it just be so weird if we went to the sister's rodeo
this weekend? I know it's tonight and like we don't have any other plans, we should just
go right? And like I kind of always felt like there was something between us? Yeah.
Yeah. We never resolved it. We just? What if we kissed at the sister's rodeo?
Do you hear screaming?
Do you hear screaming?
Because you're so in that conversation.
I'm lost in your eyes.
You've been talking about like nothing.
What have we fingered at the sister's rodeo?
Yeah.
Yeah, you didn't see the ball because you're busy fingering.
But it was a two-way fingering.
You were fingering each other.
So you were both distracted.
All right, check this out.
So you're...
So it's like six seconds into the rodeo.
What if you chose that time to get up and go and get a beer?
Just get up and like, well, you don't know what's going on.
It could be anything anything the great the great the greatest the greatest the greatest the greatest Could be the greatest time of your life. You stand there trying to make small talk while the guys pouring your beer,
you're like, huh, a lot of hollering in there.
What is it?
What is it?
What is it?
Good cowboy, good cowboy.
I'll be back.
What you're doing afterwards?
I'm just a thi the the the the the the the the the the the the thor, I'll be back, I'm getting another beer.
Oh I'm getting another beer for sure. I'm so thirsty.
Quote, everybody keep your eyes open. Ah! Great advice. Bull safety number one. When the bull jumps the barricade and into your section,
don't just kind of turn around. Don't take the phone out. Don't take your phone out. Don't take your phone out. You've got to want to be. I. I. I. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their to get another. I their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the bull jumps the barricade and into your section, don't just kind of turn around. Don't take your phone out.
Don't take your phone out.
You've got to want it.
Oh Lord knows you're going to want it.
Because you're going to want to film that.
World Star.
Or you're like, wonder what's happening on Tick Tock?
And then next activity. Yeah, yeah.
I can be scrolling.
Where's my vape?
Zoomers.
Try watching a movie without doing something else.
It'll kill you.
Hands up if your attention span is being fucked by the constant stream of media in your life.
Yay!
I love going on my phone.
You're all dead at the Sisters Rodeo.
You're grounded to dust.
Quote, a bull is in the grass.
A bull is in the grass.
A bull is jumped the arena fence and he's in the grass.
If you're in the grass, get out of the way.
Did he said it like that?
This is the best advice I ever heard.
I gotta tell you, being at the grass is not the place to be right now.
Get out of there.
It's kind of not the vibe.
Loki being the grass is not the vibe.
Yes.
Being the grass fell off for real.
What gets me is that you're so up with the contemporary slang that it that it that it that it that it that it that it that it's that it's that it's that it's that it's that it's that it's that it's that it's that it's that it's that it's that it's thatthat you're so up with the contemporary slang that it's crazy.
I can picture you as a 21-year-old.
Shut the fuck up!
I've still got to read out a couple of words.
Video shared with News Channel 21 and posted to social media show the bull jumping the fence they're running through the relatively light at late night crowd these
guys have had some beers they're lick it up their reaction
you'd be on the nattie lights for hours at the sisters radio you've had 20
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You've been fingered as much as you can be fingered in a public setting.
Yep.
Without having to resort to like external tools.
We all know exactly how much that is.
We've all been there.
You're in the afterglow.
You're in that nice level of 20 beers drunk where you just chill. And you missed intimacy in your marriage for so long.
You haven't been touched.
You hadn't even been touched affectionately before the sister's rodeo.
Just comes home at night and turns on the TV.
Fox News.
It felt so good just to be looked at with desire.
Just to be listened to, you know.
And then all of a sudden, you have to run. And you're just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. that. that. that. that. that. that. the that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. to. to. to. to. th. to run because it's ball time. And you're just going, hey, Chris, I mean this.
It was so good to, oh shit.
Right!
It's so typical you get fingered by a beautiful guy
and then all of a sudden he just disappears.
Out of the grass, he's out of the grass and he's gone.
One bull and he's out of there.
Yeah. I'm sick of men.
You're such such a a a a a carry such a carry such a carry such a carry such a carry such a carry such a car a car a such a carry, Andrew.
Marcel Abel, who posted a brief video on Facebook of the running bull, called it, quote,
the most insane thing I've seen in a long time.
Sure. Fair. Yeah. Probably. You should watch one flu over the cuckoo's nest.
Calipate yourself.
Is it because it has crazy people in it?
What else could it be?
I thought you would pick something weird?
He'd be like, oh, he wants tall the mountain.
That was the first thing that came to mind.
I take it seriously.
Like the film version, one, okay. Oh, you saw a bulgate. You should to mind. I take it impressly. Like the film version, one, yeah, okay.
Oh, you saw a bulgate.
You should try watching Girl Interrupted.
Now, I have a tiny bit more about this incident from another news story.
This is from WLWT.
All right. I think I saw this video.
I think I saw this video just, just ambiently and I know I'm not supposed to
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all I'm saying is every time I see a bull get loose in the stance I cheer for
the bull and I fucking love it yeah we're all okay that's good viewing yeah we all know
that's good the bull is the They are the good guy in the story.
They are Old Boy.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Right.
A few minor details changed.
You can't just prompt agreement from the audience when you feel like they're
agree with me.
They are the Korean version of Old Boy.
Everybody, yes!
And not Josh Broll and Old Boy.
No, not that one.
No, no, no, no one.
Nobody has.
No, no, nobody has.
Is it any good?
I watched it.
It is fucking terrible.
All right.
And I love Spike Lee.
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Come on, come on, come on, come on, buddy.
He won't.
You are on blasts.
He's gone.
Is there anyone this podcast won't rip into?
We're crazy.
Daniel Smithers was among the rodeo fans with her
cell phone flashlight on as the rodeo fans with her cell phone flashlight on as the
bull named Party Bus.
Pointed at the ball. Party Bus. Party Bus. Party Bus. Oh it's one of those party bus deaths.
Oh RSA they just like kept feeding the drinks. Fell out of the bus and died. No no no no. No. It was a ball's name party bus.
Oh, it was a party bus. Oh, no no No, it was a bull's name party bus flattened him killed him. What's a party bus?
What's that like what's a party bus like a concept? What are you party bus? Okay
What's the question? The theyos?
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The name of the bull.
It's a party bus.
That is his name.
Oh.
Yeah, absolutely.
I was like, are we all going to have to stop and break down the concept of a party bus for
Vio.
I've been on my phone.
No, no, don joke to bring an enormous
fugit cube up that my children have and like break it out during an Andrews
story but there's been no. He hasn't to tell any.
Hey, what about that time they had to shoot yourself in a cemetery or you've got the really
bad injury in your leg? Who wants to hear the classics? Just play the hits. When we were talking about the lady doing the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to the the to to to to to to to to to to be to be the. I to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I the th. I the. I the. I. I. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. t the hits. When we were talking about the lady doing the carjacking and
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took.
No, I'm serious.
He said, I've been doing these courses.
Yeah.
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I'm into freedom.
And I went, who isn't?
Yeah.
Who amn?
Who am I? I asked nobody else in the car. Because you're in the Uber and you're like, totally been there. Yeah, totally.
No, well he's literally a captive audience.
He's working his way towards freedom by doing these courses.
And he said, I'm doing these courses, you watch these videos.
You go to website called Matrix Freedom.
And you can watch these things. But this guy he's teaching me, he did the course.
And so he paid $1,200 for the videos, and he learned how to do legalese.
He's looking at his tiny phone.
Get off your fucking phone.
He learned how to do legalese.
And this guy, he like bought a mansion.
He like discharged his own mortgage, and he got the house for free and then he leased a car and he discharged the lease and then he
got the car for free and now he's a multi-millionaire. So he is but not you the
Uber driver. Well he's teaching him how to do. Teach Amanda Fish. I like that
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What would you pay?
100,000 dollars.
To become a millionaire?
I would pay a million.
You would pay only $1,200.
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Sir?
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You're just getting scammed.
Hey buddy.
You're in it.
I was giving the kind of responses where you're like,
I'm vaguely validating what you're saying,
but we also could stop the conversation here.
So I went with, it would be nice to be a multi-millionaire.
That's good, yeah.
I agree.
I like money. Yeah. And I told Theo about this and like two seconds later he
sent me a link to Matrix Freedom Reviews.co. Uk. And it's all these people going, I just gave
these guys like 70,000 pounds and then they stop replying to my messages. Yeah, so check this out.
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It's such a good scare.
They go, they say, thanks.
Thank you for the money.
We haven't worked out how to make your mortgage disagree, but we will be in touch as soon as we know.
Patreon does that.
Yes.
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It's the price of a cup of coffee.
You don't even know, you won't even notice it.
We will, though.
You're buying...
We'll notice.
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You're buying freedom of the mind.
Yes.
Yes.
We talk about the stuff they don't want you to talk about. They don't want you to hear about.
They say it's stupid.
They don't want you to hear about party bust the bull.
Kill Joe Biden.
Quite.
And about 30 seconds into it I stopped and I looked at it and I thought to myself, this is just too beautiful not to have a video,
Smithers said.
I love your phone.
This is before.
Just live in the moment.
Just live in the moment.
Yeah.
Yes.
Yes.
Keep your goddamn phone out of your goddeme. Me? What? No, I'm looking at all of you. Yeah, I'm just sort of looking at society. I think he's looking at society.
I'm looking. I'm sort of holding up a crazy funhouse mirror at society. Yeah, we're telling jokes.
But don't they make you think? No. Ideally not. Not too much. We all came here to not think.
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You don't have to do shit.
White noise, you're welcome.
She shut off her flashlight and quote started recording the bull, just following him, making his loop,
and as he started coming around his second loop in my video, he goes right over the fence, she said.
They should have built that fence taller.
Yeah. I'm not afraid to say it. Build the fence lower. I'm going to say, oh. No fence. If your plan is to have a bullproof fence,
make it so a bull can't jump over? Yeah. I don't think they can jump that high right. Can cows jump?
Yes. Can cows jump? Yes. Can cows jump? Yes. Can cows jump? Yes. Who could say? Have you ever seen a cow frolic? I never say it.
Have you seen a cow frolic and cow?
Yes.
Beautiful.
I love a frolic and cow.
It's enough to instantly make you vegetarian.
If you fully had beliefs and convictions.
Yeah.
If you were like a bit braver, like if you were a good person.
Yeah.
Like if you were willing to not just... If you had like a moral clarity.
Yeah.
And you can just shut off parts of your brain where you go,
my beliefs lead me to this position.
Ah.
Yeah.
Yeah, I see like a video of a cow playing with a ball.
Yeah, and you're like, that's like a dog.
They have a beauty. They've got a humor about them, but also prosciutto. Yeah, prosciutto. No!
It's kind of like Job.
I'm getting real Job vibe from this.
Yeah.
It's a true.
Job.
It's giving Job.
You might learn something.
The professional rodeo Cowboys association said Saturday's incident is a reminder
that quote, while rodeo is a highly entertaining sport on very rare occasions it can also pose some risk yeah now because of the
bull Lucy you you professionally work as a copyrighter you might
notice that they're very slyly done some editorializing in here they've
said highly entertaining sport it is it is which is that's a emotionally charged statement
yes an objective statement that's sort of boosting up.
Very rare occasions that happens.
Very rare.
They're playing up how good rodeo is or playing down the risk that you'll get kicked to death.
Yeah.
That's very professional.
Yeah, it's probably more than very rare.
No one would go.
Oh, God.
We have literally one sentence left.
Yeah, boo sentences. one sentence left and then this... Yeah. That's all over. Oh, Jesus.
Yeah, boo sentences.
Don't boo.
This is hard work.
Yeah.
Oh, all right.
Okay.
Oh.
And then the doors close and the gas starts.
We all die happy.
No.
Who's ready to leave Samsara?
Break free of the chains. Nothing. Who's ready to leave Samsara?
Break free of the chains.
No more desire.
You'll never want anything again.
I love you all the body.
Quote, P.R.C.A.
sends our thoughts and well wishes to those who were injured or otherwise impacted by this
frightening and very rare incident. They should send simply to the... Don't say it the. Don't say it to. Don't. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No, the the the the the the the the the the the very rare incident the association. They should send simply to the people.
Don't say it twice. Don't say very very rare. It's not giving me like...
That's not even barely ever. Very rare seems like a sometimes to me.
Think about how much entertainment you've got from seeing someone ride a ball.
How much time did you spend not getting kicked in the head by a bull?
Yeah, like so much of it
This is right the end. This is a little bit. Yeah, right? Yes
You know in a way in a way you're lucky to have only been kicked in the head by a ball. Yes. Yes, yes, gratitude.
Gratitude I'm always talking about the truth. Yes. Every day that you wake up and you are healthy and you are feeling well, you are unkicked by
the people that love you and you're unkicked by a bull, you are blessed.
The universe doesn't owe you anything. Take those things with gratitude.
And if a bull does kick you in the head, you say, hey, that's the price of doing business. I'm alive. Could it th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thathe thathe thathe thathea thathea thate thate thathea thathea' thathea thathea thathea thathea thatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheathea thathea thathea th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. Yeah th. Yeah th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. tha tha that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that th say, hey, that's the price of doing business. I'm alive.
Could it happen to anyone.
I'm alive.
I'm going to Sisters Rodeo.
I'm jacking off, a guy who's jacking me off.
I got fingered at the Sisters Rodeo.
And I got thin, the Sisters Rodeo.
Okay. Great.
Woo! Woe. And it was good thiiiiii,. It was good enough for happening in the grandstands.
Obviously if we formalize it, we'll do better stuff elsewhere. We'll do whatever, all the
other stuff that exists. But right now, in this moment, you and me, you and me, you, and me, fingering each other,
you and me.
Can you sing deeply into each other's eyes?
Yeah.
Isn't that enough for everyone here?
That's what life is.
Thanks for coming on this crazy journey.
So much.
Um. We're going to be hanging around for a little bit.