Boonta Vista - EPISODE 352: Fuckable Mrs Doubtfired By A Close-Up Magician

Episode Date: June 30, 2024

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Tommy the Skank going down for his love of deer, having $12,000 and your heart stolen by a beautiful androgynous close-up magician, and putting on the Honky Man suit to degeese a park. I meant red-crested cardinal. Sorry. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [e-mail]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Hello and welcome to Bontevista, episode 352. I am Ben and I am here in the years between 1889 and 1945. Vigilandi-time assassins from the far future have taken it upon themselves to come back and assassinate Adolf Hitler. Completely unaware that while prematurely killing Hitler could stave off the horrors of World War II, a follon consequence would see humanity exterminated in a nuclear war by the end of 2035. As such, it falls upon the time guardians to conduct the loathsome but necessary duty to always and forever protect Adolf Hitler in the past from a near infinite stream of time to their life-into find one week unprotected moment in his lifetime where they can strike the lucky blow. With me is Time Guardian Epsilon 12 who has been with Hitler through every waking moment

of his life thousands of times, ensuring that no untoward harm comes to Hitler until the fateful moment he blows his own brains out in the furor bunker. It's Theo. Hi Theo. Hey, how you going? Yeah, I'm good. How are you? I'm... Look. This job has shades of grey. I'm just going to say that. Yeah. I am begrudgingly Hitler's sword. Yes, you are sort of, you know that the picture, it's like the the soldier defending the sleeping child. Yes, but the sleeping child has a little mustache. The sleeping child is a 40-something year old man of Hitler. We need him to die in the bunker you don't understand. And that you tried everything, because you've had quite a few goes at this actually due to sort of how time works, you've actually been with Hitler so many times,

you know when he was a toddler, when he was a teenager, to his painting era, yeah, that's right. Opportunity loss, yep, you were there, yeah. You've seen it all. You literally, you cannot not have eyes on Hitler any second, because that's what they're trying for. Getting a standing guard in the jail cell, making sure he has his writing implements. Yes. So he can finish his works. He has to. His loathsome works.

It all has to go exactly his plan, which means that if there's ever a crack in there, for even a split second, you've got to go back and be there for that moment. So while he's shitting. Yeah. You have been a fucking hassle. And this takes so god damn long to guard Hitler for 45 years or whatever. And it's a thankless job. 55, yeah, whatever. Yeah.

He should have been a minor or something. Quite the opposite, actually. People try to kill me. Yeah. They don't know who I am. They're trying to get to Hitler. Well, that's true. nasty guy nasty I've spent probably more time with Hitler than just about anyone else except for the other guardians and I was just you you're the

Hitler guy I'm the Hitler guy I guess there's no other one yeah sorry I'm that you see you're the first one to tell me this yeah no one fucking tells me well it's hard to know with time travel because you know how it's all the to sort of the to the to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to to the the to they with time travel because, you know, how it's all sort of messed up. But like, you've just sort of been, yeah, you've been doing this a million times. You've watched him grow up. You've watched him get slightly older, you've watched the rise of Nazi Germany, and then you've repeated that over and over. And you've tried everything to're in the same sort of boat. They just, you know, they don't have that 2035 foresight.

Yes, they don't know. They don't know. Because you're from further in the future than they are from the future. Yeah. I'm like, look, listen, I agree. This guy, a great guy. But unfortunately, you know, there is kind of something to the fact that, um, well, you know, you've been there for everything. You know, you watched him sort of cooing in his mother's arms. You know, you sort of watched him

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No. Despite knowing all too well, the monstrous man that he's become, Epsilon 12 just can't stand to see him kill himself. now falls upon time guardian gamma seven to assassinate time Time Guardian Epsilon 12 which he has been trying to do this whole time throughout Hitler's lifetime It's Andrew. God. I can't wait to finally kill this mother fucker and get back to the office. Yeah, unfortunately. He's really good at it because it's actually identical to the work that he's been doing the whole time because he now thinks you're just another one of the Hitler assassins because he doesn't know that he's going to thwart Hitler's assassination suicide attempt, hopefully successful suicide, yeah. That's because he's fallen in love. Yeah, well, why don't. I can't bring myself for this man who I've known for so long to end his life. Yeah, thank you there, yes. Yes, okay, style improv.

But grudgingly yes. Fine, improv. And also with me, completely unaware that any of this is going on, it's Adolf Hitler. Hi, Lucy. Ah, come on. Hold on, mine furor. Good, good tug? Good tug.

Bigot. Nice moustache, babe. Yeah. That really suits you. Thank you. I didn't have a yes end. Can I just leave that as a yes,? I'm Adolf Hitler. Yeah, you don't really have to do anything else with that one. You don't have to like explore the character of being Adolf Hitler. You could say like, thinking of killing myself later. Yeah. Yeah. No, don't do it. Genzi humor. Yeah, that'd be great. Hey, if you think this intro was in poor taste, you can write into us at the Buntuunteuunteuunteunt. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. the. th. th. th. the. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. us at the BonteVista Hotline. It's time for the Buntivista Hotline.

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That's the Boulter-Vista hotline. 1,803175. That's the Boulter-Vista-Hotline. 1,8035-5 That's the Boulter Vista Hotline. This comes to us from listener Bridget, who sent into us a story from Back in March. This is from WPTV. Florida Keys, man, welcomes key deer into home, feeds them, watches Fox News with them, Fish and Wildlife Commission says. What's he doing to those deer? Yeah, it's going on brother. Do not show dear Tucker Carlson. You radicalizing the deer? You're just very charismatic.

You know, even if you know that you disagree with him after a while, you start being like, oh, oh, that thing where he, after a while, you start being like, oh. Yeah. Oh, that thing where he looks like a stuttering baby 24-7? He always looks so awkward. It's really convincing. Yeah. I kind of confused. What?

What? What? What? What? ? He's a scarce? A Florida Keysman was arrested Wednesday after he opened his home to a group of federally protected key deer letting them roam inside where he fed them and watched Fox News with

them, authority said. They're Key Deer. Did he watch Fox News just on? Oh, it's a really strange. You weren't there. You can't judge that. Downy, tape their eyes open. Louis doesn't really, it doesn't, usually if there's something on the TV, he completely ignores it, but they'll, like-

Fox News though, he sits up and he listens. Like one in every 20 movies, they'll, I don't know if it's something in the frequency, something in the colors or whatever, it'll be enough for the th.... th. th th th th's all Fox News. It's all Fox News. And uh, and archive footage of Hitler from the History Channel? He sits right up for that? Morrill? They want to take your truck? Oh? Also, this is, uh, like, obviously bad. This seems like the sort of thing that the Fish and Wildlife Commission or whatever would uh, would like find you for. Is it a crime? Hang on. Hang on.

Taxonomically, um, we love a good breakdown. What's fish aren't wildlife? Phrush aren't wildlife? Phrush. By implication, yeah. They're all domesticated? Yes. Okay.

Because they're just kind of a separate entity. Not wildlife. They're all domesticated? Yes. Okay. Yeah. Well, they're just kind of a separate entity. Fish aren't game. Fish aren't game. They're not game. Fish aren't game. Fish aren't game, no. No.

But you do hunt them for sport. You can't approach them in the same fashion. I think if it's a big th big... Oh like Arlen or something? What are those, the huge ones? Oh Sunfish. Oh yeah Sunfish, honey, Sunfish is game. I think they have to taste gamey, maybe that's it. That is probably what it is. That's actually where we got... That's how we drilled down into what stuff counts as game in the first place. What about this one? Pretty gamey? that the venison fish. that the venison fish. I didn't know these guys had arrest powers. I thought they had like whack you with a fine powers. They're like, hey, hey, hey, you let those guys into your house? Did they arrest you? Like the wildlife guys?

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Yeah. Pretty sure like park rangers can arrest you. Like even in Australia you can be arrested by a park ranger. Yeah, I can't like to see him try. If they're hard. I'm hard in the trees! Come find me! Federally protected does make the deer sound like witnesses to a crime. Yeah, key witnesses. The big Grambinos? Garbanos, what do we call those guys again? If they die, the thread of prophecy is servant. Yeah, then you have to start morally begin from your previous save.

Do you think if he was showing them MSNBC that they would have been fine with it? Oh my god, if it was Rachel Nadal? If it was Buddy Nett, who's Joe Laban? I just pulled that name out of? That is a politician, a retired politician? Who am I thinking of? Keith Alberman. Keith Alberman.

Thank you very much. Well, you're good. I know my way around the inside of Ben. He's wiggling around in that. Oh, I'm blushing. Thomas Scancarelli, 61, this is definitely, this is some multi-shank. Tommy the Skank? Oh, he's kind of slidy with it.

Yeah, I know Tommy the Skank. He poked his head up again. Tommy Skank. He was arrested by the radar. I thought he was laying low for a while. He was arrested by the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission. He faces 32 misdemeanor counts of violations related to endangered species. By the commission. So they like hit their gavel and they're like, all right boys, pack your briefcases. Yeah, a bunch of people who are like fish experts coming in and arresting you, I guess. Where your most agile suits. We're taking this motherfucker down.

According to the FWC arrest warrant, Schenkerelli, let the deer into his home, recording or photographing them on 16 occasions and posting the encounters on social media. Well, that's where you fucked up. Yeah, you posted pictures of those deer? What happened? And this might sound, thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, thi, they thi, they. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, to to to to to to thoom, thi, thi, thoom, thoom, tho-a, tho-a, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi.a.a. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's theaaaa'a.a.a.a.a, thea, th DM. What happened? And this might sound out of touch. I don't know, maybe it's an age thing. What happened to living in the moment? Yeah. Do we

have to film or document or post about everything? Like... A beautiful miracle happening right in front of you? One of God's creatures watching Tucker Carlson and you have to look at it through your phone. Yeah. I thought Ben you were going to say what happened to a murder. Oh yeah, that is what? He's doing sort of bad on both counts. One, he's not respecting the kind of silence. Yeah. And he's also just not really appreciating life as it's happening in front of him. Like that, I guess I can understand where a storyteller. We want to relate the things that happen to us to the people around us.

But if you're experiencing the incredible natural beauty of having a herd of deer in your living room watching TV with you, wouldn't you just sit quietly in that and appreciate? So caught up in our phones, you know? Yeah, sorry, I know you guys had saying something or that. There's a this video of Kyle McLaughlin kind of do it a slutty walk Yeah, singing the girl so confusing Charlie X X X X, X, Furs. Right, social media management. Fucking hell. Yeah, he's got like a zoomer manager. Oh, yeah, it's killer. Yeah, it's killer. It's great shit on your phone. And great song too as well. I genuinely don't know if you're to the the the the the the the the to to to to to to to to the the to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the girl. the girl. the the girl. the girl. the the the girl. the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thin. th. th. th. tooooo. tololo. to. tolog. th. th. th. th. th. the th bit because you sort of try to do a counterpoint to the people are always on the phone. It's right here on the other screen.

Yeah, it looks like you were looking at it. Maybe just turn off the other screen if that helps you it anyway. God damn. But the other screen's so good. It's got Carla McCork. the moment. Well, so I've been meaning to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the the the the the the the the the the the thecooen.coananannecoannecoooocooocoocoooocoo-coooocooan.cooan.cooan. I c. I c. Ia. I'm thoan. I'm the. I'm thX. Live in the moment on a homecast. I've been meaning to talk to someone about this, the Carme Glockland situation. Because you know how sometimes, like you see the first time they do one of these videos where they're doing something really like, relatable and zoomery and you're like,

oh, this is like, that's really cool. It's really funny that they've done this. And then you see it happen like five times a week for a couple of months and you're like, oh, he doesn't know. Yeah, he's just got a great manager. The George Tchaickeye effect. Yeah, 100%. We're like, oh no, please don't make Carl Glecler. George Ducay. No I can't I couldn't stand. He seems like he's really enjoying himself though. He does. He does and he's is he a straight man? I think he's a song

and dance man. He's a song dance man. That's ridiculous. I've been trying to work out there and look there's a not material out there yeah because he does seem like a very straight man. Kind of like a guy kind of married to a wife, but... Oh, he's wifeed up? He's a wife guy? Yeah. Oh, he's got one child. Is Hugh Jackman not wifed up anymore? Did I imagine that?

No. They do go the divorce. Yeah. He jueglin's on the table, boys. Yeah. Carl McLachlan is married to Desiree gruber. Okay. Oh. Yeah, it's grubed up. We watched the movie The Faculty with a, with one of our kids on the weekend. And apart from...

Who's that, Stephen Soderberg? What a cast in that movie. I don't think that's a Sotoberg joint, no. No. Robert Rodriguez, same thing. Same thing. Interesting. Same thing. Interesting. Me and Elna were absolutely dumbstruck by Josh Hartnett's hair in that movie. Late 90s.

It's kind of like pushed down in the front and spiked up at the back. Yeah. Feeling like a kind of grungy thing. That is very 90s. They've got Fumka Jansen, they got Salma Hayek, they got Robert Patrick. They got Usher? They got usher? They got everybody up nothing. We got John Stewart? John Stewart? And they got Claire Deval. Elijah Wood? Yeah. What a cast. What a film? Jordana Brewster from Fast and the Furious One and also some of the other ones. Okay, I said that as someone, that nobody would know who they were.

Yeah, well, you didn't factor in. I didn't factor in the wrong guy. It didn't take to account that a dancer would be there. Uh, clear de Valle, and I was like saying to Elna, she's a song and dance man, right. that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, to that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that that that that that nobody, that nobody, that nobody. that nobody, that nobody. that nobody, that nobody, that nobody, that, that, that. that. that, that. that, that, that. that, that, that. that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's. that's. that's. that's that's that's that's that that that's that dance man, right? Uh, because, yeah, yeah, like, you know, she'd been in like, but I'm a cheerleader, and stuff like that. And I looked it up, now she's got a hot wife. Yes, congratulations to Claire DeValle's wife. Check out Clear Deval's wife. Wow. Wow.

Wow, I think that's when you have a hot wife. Yep. Yep. Yeah. And clear DeValle is doing it really successfully. Show up in the morning and you take the first wife that's available to you. Sorry guys, we've actually run out of dual monitor wives. You're going to have to wife from home today?

Hot swapping in a new wife. Oh, you know when I'm wifing from home. I'm getting no work done. In a January 12th Facebook post, Skankarelli described how one deer became so comfortable with him, quote, he's watching Fox News with me now. And you think that's good, sir? He does think that's good. This screenshot from Thomas Skankareli's Facebook page is used as the th. I I I I thing thii. I th. I thing from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from wiiiii from wifing from wifing from wifing from wifing from wifing from wifing from from wifing from wifing from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from the the the the the that's good, sir? Yeah. He does think that's good. This screenshot from Thomas Skankarelli's Facebook page is used as an example in the arrest warrant.

Yeah. Yeah, that'll happen, brother. A murder. Yeah. Stop. Posting, get off your phone. They call him Tommy the Skank. They call him Tommy the Skank.

Imagine your, I don't ever want to be in court and they say, if the jury can look at the Facebook post up on the big screen here. I don't want to hear that when I'm in court. Please refer to the evidence the defendant wrote up on his computer and then posted to the internet. Sorry. I just need to pause because I think there there there there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's the the the the the th th thi thi thi thi the thi thi their thi thi thi thi their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th I thi their thi thi thi thi thi their thi their thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi the the the thea thea thea' thea' thea' thea' thea' the the the thi thi thi his computer and then posted to the internet. Sorry, I just need to pause because I think there's an update on this story because I just wanted to see what this guy looks like. And the article now says, Florida cocaine trafficker is incused of luring endangered deer into home, then watching Fox News is one of the animals.

Oh my God, Tommy's Ska Core was arrested. Two felony counts of firearm possession, probation for drug convictions, trafficking, cocaine. They got the little skank? Tommy the skank went down, everybody. Tommy the little skank, he's going back to prison. We've got a skank man down. Oh my god. She wouldn't have racially profiled but like in this instance like yeah he's like um let's just say this guy's had a couple of deli meats in his time. Little gull. Holy fuck when the FWC came into arrest him for hand feeding deer they noticed two rifles and an AR 15-style weapon mounted on the wall of his home. Oh my God.

You're lucky that the Skank didn't try to deal with it the classic way like he would have done back in Sicily, you know? You're lucky he didn't shoot you. Yeah. You're a bunch of wildlife and game people up against the Skank, one of the like top-level Garbanzio hitmen. You don't know who you're dealing with. He's part of the Garbanzio Empire. He's like a senior figure. You can just go to his Facebook page.

It's still there? Yeah, oh absolutely. So it's got a header, Florida for Trump. Nice. The last post from 28th of February. Not done. Can't leave KW and not slam down, are he nachos for shit's and giggles, on my way back to Big Pine, tend to my deer. And he's got a little deer emoji there.

Great weather, great. You know what I love about Thomasino, Skake Arelli, Tommy the Skag. From Kiki's Sandbar and Grill. He can always laugh about this stuff. Yeah. Like, you know, it doesn't matter what happens to him. He's always got a big smile on his face, a little joke. Oh yeah, I'll feed your dear, Tomasino.

Ah, get the fuck out of here. Come on. Yeah. I pick him for a nachos, Bit of a surprise, yeah. Shocking. He loves all cultures. He loves everyone. He's just voting for Trump because, you know, he's kind of his guy. He's talks real tough. He talks a big game, but he's got a soft heart. That's right, I mean, he voted for Biden in the last election, but look how that turned out. Yeah.

You know? The studying service I started early today has turned out to be a roaring success. Look at all my sign-ups, four to five hoddies on the first night since my launch. I see a business model here and attached he's got a video of some deer walking into his house. Yeah. Oh, he's doing kind of a joke about the deer. Yeah, he's kind of made the deer thing like his whole personality now just because he got arrested. Probably takes away from the like the cocaine trafficking. Yeah, probably. I mean I definitely gravitated more towards the deer feeding the cocaine trafficking. Okay. And then he's got a post with Biden shaking hands with Satan. Yeah. Yeah. Well he's religious, you know, he was raised right by his noner to be religious and Biden's, you know, in trafficking with the devil.

He probably is about to shake hands with the devil. Do you know, this guy is here. You know, a convicted cocaine trafficker. Yeah. Yeah. All right. He's probably not going to come and get us to talking shit about him. He's not allowed to leave like the Keys, so we're probably okay, right?

I saw a, um, just, sorry, while we're talking about Biden about to shake hands with the devil, I saw a really, really good post this morning from someone, you know how lots of people are sort of trying to make excuses for how he would like finish his sentences halfway through and it wouldn't really make any sense. He was the Sikh or whatever. Yeah. Because of his stutter. Yeah, it's because of his stutter. But there's also this other thing, this is what I learned this morning. So this guy here, James F. Love the fourth, who in his profile picture is wearing a shirt

that's like one of those Facebook generated micro-targeted shirts. Ah yeah, I may be a hot mum with diarrhea, but at least I'm not four liberal men in a bar in Texas. And I bought in July. Yeah. Never underestimate an old man who was also a 101st Airboard veteran. So this guy I guess was in the Screamed Eagles, I guess. Yeah. Anyway, this post here was a man, I know, who was in a band and a soundboard expert, listened to Biden during the debate at the after party, and is of the opinion, CNN, quote, buzzed Biden's voice during the debate.

He said it's easy to do. I buzzed it. Oh, okay. So yeah, no, he does actually address that. So you're a soundboard guy and... Yeah, I know I know my way around a soundboard. Yeah, so can you take us through that? Um, I'm not actually familiar with the term myself, but he does explain to kind of to me it sounded like Joe Biden was sundowning. Well, the no no no this this guy's soundboard experts that he was buzzed so he says my friend is in his middle 70s it may be a term younger sound guys are not familiar with. Oh okay yep I've asked him to

explain I will post it when he does in the meantime he said this so this is a screenshot of the text with his mate the soundboard expert. I can put you and Glenn on separate mics on separate channels on a soundboard. Let's say you have a naturally stronger voice than Glenn and I give you both the same settings. You will sound more forceful. Different types of marks can add to the difference. The art to the soundboard guys to dial the knobs to equalize. Make you guys sound like one guy talking. talking all the time. You think you think somebody tweaked the levels and that made Joe Biden said weak. It wasn't what he's saying in the world of

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frustrated he's frustrated by them because they're shitting everywhere but then he kind of gains a report with them and he feeds them and and then one day they fly away and he kind of has like a panic attack I think yeah so so you say someone could write this someone could write someone someone could make this. Someone could write, like, that odd, something very, very similar to it, maybe in like a show that's very well-known, critically acclaimed. I guess that's true. In another video posted two days earlier, Skankrelli has heard admonishing the deer for

rubbaging through his garbage and banishing them to their room. Quote tho your room, he said. Yeah. That's where the Fox News is playing. It's probably like a bad side about how this relationship is going if like the deer have a designated room in your house and if you're already sick of them. Go have a shower. In a video post on Jan 3rd, Skankarelli is seen teaching a deer, quote, stupid animal tricks as he wrote in the accompanying caption. Hey, check this shit out. I'm teaching this goddame deer some frigid stupid animal tricks. Oh!

He's jumping. A search of Scankerelli's Facebook page shows that he's been welcoming the deer into his home since at least November. In a November 23rd video, Sankerely is heard saying, s I'll make him a nice little cocktail. You want a cocktail? What would you like? Vodka watermelon, lime? What do you want? He goes on to say that the deer are quote, waking me up in bed. Key deer an endangered species, therefore make it illegal for anyone to handle or feed them. Skake Riley was being held in a Monroe County Jail Friday morning on a $32,000,000, thoce, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, to to tho, tho, to tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, what tho, what tho, what tho, what thi, what tho, what thi, what thi, what thi, what their, what their, what their, what their, what their, what their, what tho, what th th th th th th, what th, what th, what th, what th, what th, what th, what th, what th, what th, what th, what th, what th, what th, th, th, th, th, thi thi thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii thi thi thi thi thi thfore make it illegal for anyone to handle or feed them. Skagcarelli was being held in a Monroe County Jail Friday morning on a $32,000 bond. Huh. Yeah, well he's getting out, he's paying that bond. Yeah. Gabbanzio. Yeah.

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agree with all of it. It's mainly there as a discussion point. You can talk about the stuff that you like and you don't like from it. It's not like you're being brainwashed. Yeah. You just want to stay informed. You don't want to be brainwashed by like CNN. You're your own men. They're their own dear. Yeah. Yeah, you just just just just just just open open open open open open open open open open open open open open open open open open open open open open open open open open open open open open open open open open open open open open open open. You just open open. You just open. You just open open. You just open their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. their. their. Yeah. their. their. their. I. I. I. I. their. I. I. I. I. their. I. their. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. know, I kind of hate this like liberal idea of censorship that every idea you disagree with just can't be on the TV. I want to see that idea and then I want to debate it. Yeah, sunlight is the best disinfectant. And you've got to need a lot of disinfectant because there's a bunch of deer in your house.

They're not toilet train them. Put little diapers on them until they are. Yeah, that's probably smart. It's probably for the best. They're probably diped up. Hello, it's me. Ben, from this podcast. Marian Webster defines a podcast as a program made available in digital format for automatic

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then some god-dam feds come in, you get busted by the feds, they get rid of all of your deer paraphernalia, and they ruin the trust relationship you had with those deer, that might feel like a scam. It's time for Scamwatch. Warning, warning, someone has successfully or unsuccessfully attempted a scan and must be judged. This is Scam Watch. This comes to us from WCVB in Boston. I'm on the CVB diet. Thank you. You see the B. Drink it.

Yeah, there we go. That's a good one. Woooo! Woo! Comedy, baby. What is this show? Uh, woman loses $12,000 in sleight of hand scam at ATM. Oh no!

Oh no, you got close-up magic to the ATM? She really fucking did. A Boston woman says she was scammed out of thousands of dollars by a man who claimed to be helping her at an automated tele machine. Oh my god. That's like, they have stickers on there that are like, don't let anyone help you use the ATM. Yeah. For like this reason. Megan Bates said Friday afternoon, she decided to take out cash for lunch from a Walkup Bank

of America ATM. Now that's quite interesting because to the America year, that's a, probably a very common place phrasing, but it rings slightly odd in Australian English because you've specified that it's a walk-up ATM. Yeah, what are they doing otherwise crawling on their bellies like dogs? Not in the branch? No, it's not a drive-through. Oh, it's not a drive-up ATM. Yeah, they got those drive-up ATMs over there. That's crazy. It's just like park near it and just like walk over there. That's crazy. Yeah. It's just like park near it and just like walk over there. Why do you need to have the footprint of a drive-through for an ATM? It seems like a really bad waste of space.

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I respect you. Yeah. Don't let walking away from the ATM, following her withdrawal, a man called her over to the machine. According to Bates, the man said there was still money in the ATM's cash dispenser slot and she saw a $10 bill sticking out of it. Oh, this man, oh, this man's clever because he's got a little skin in the game now. He's put a little bit of money up front. Oh, oh, you've their their their their th. th. tho' tho' tho' thirty thirty thirty thirty thirty thirty thirty thirty thirty thirty thirty thirty thirty thirty that's to to to to to to to to to to to thi. to to to to to to to to to to toldoom. told me. to their their their their their their their their their their their the machine, the machine's the machine's their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. thi. the. theat theat theat to' to' to' tom. today's machine. today's m. today's to' today's 'am? Your $10 is back there, you didn't get you $10. I'm so happy to help you. She said, the man stated there was something wrong with the ATM and pointed out a blinking red light on the machine. Now that's probably the, there is cash left here.

Yeah. That's what that light probably is. That might be the scam alert. Yeah. Or the get away from that fucking guy light that goes off. He said, give me a card. And he took my card out of my hand and put it in the machine. He's like, put your pin number in. He's like, you have to close the transaction because it's still open, they said. It happened so fast. I didn't even really think about it. Now I don't like to victim blame. You know when you go to the ATM and you have to tell the ATM that you're done now and close the transaction otherwise it just stays open and everyone can have your money if they're like. Yeah, the red light will just keep linking but otherwise anyone can keep making withdrawals, and just to be clear, she already has her money at this point.

She's got all the money that she needed, plus $10. But the contention is that the ATM's like, please don't go. You're not done yet. We're not done. Yeah. Is this an old lady? I'm not hearing Megan as an old woman in my mind, but they don't give an age for her, I don't, to to's hard for us to be ageist if they don't give us an age. And I'd like to be very much. I'd have to be. Bates thought the man was being very nice by trying to help her out until the next day when she looked at her bank statement and saw three withdraws of $4,000 each had been made from her account. Can you withdraw $4,000 at the ATM?

Oh, Lucy, what a wonderful question. According to Bates, one withdrawal was made from the Bank of America at 60 State Street, which is across from City Hall, and the other two were made from a Hanover Street location in the North End. So, he's gone to banks to do this because you can't get out four grand at the ATM. Oh, did he take her card? Bates later realized that the debit card she had in her pocket was not her own but a car that belonged to someone named Victor. Oh, this is so good. Do an actual like magician schemes. Yeah. Just be like... Oh, a dark magician? Oh, you've got to put your pin in. Oh, you forgot to get your receipt.

Oh my God, what? Is that a red-breasted cardinal over there? He switched it around. Did he have long hair? A little thin tie. Little goate. Little vest. Wallet chain? The fact that, like, this is the thing that makes it feel like a real magic trick to me, is that she didn't even clock it when putting the card back in her wallet or anything that was just a completely different card.

That's fucking... Yeah, like it's the same color? It's the same color? Has he got like a little color? Has he got like a little color? A little the these days. I got a little purple card. Can you pick your card? They just send me a purple card. It doesn't even have the embossing on it anymore. Sheeping out over there in Tuomba.

No, mine is also an uncut card. You can get ones where you can put like a custom picture on there and everything, right? Yeah, you can't. you can get one put your pin number. Do you forget it? I looked up this woman, by the way. I would put her at age 40 to 50. Oh, that's not old enough.

That's all I've heard that. Lady, what are you doing? Now folks, you know the rubric that we use on this show to assess a scam and I say let him keep the money. Yeah, he kind of dazzled her with tricks. I've been trying this a million times that he's finally pulled it off. Oh my god the failed attempts. Hey let me help me with the ATM. Fuck off. No thanks.

I'll kill you. Oh, you got this. Oh. Can I have my $10 back? This guy's lost so many $10 notes to try to initiate this scam. Yeah, he's got, he gets off like, what is this, $8,000? $12,000 here. He's like, great, I'm halfway back to recovering all my practice money. It's gone wrong. I don't know, 12 times. He spent 10,000 hours putting $10 notes in the machines and saying, hey, check this out and being told to fuck off by someone who then just yanks the $10 out of the machine

and walks away. We can, um, there is two things we can deduce, well there's one of two, there's two possible things we could deduce from this. One is that this is the second time at the very least that he's pulled it off because he's done it to a guy called Victor before him. Yeah, that's what I said. Yeah, that's what I said. Or this guy's name is Victor and he didn't really think. th. the the the th. the th. th. the th. thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, th. th. th. th. th. th, th, th, th, th, th is th is th is th, th is th is th is th is th is th. th. th. th. th. thin, thin, thin, thin, th. thin, the. We the. We the is the is the. We's the the the the the the thin, the the thin, the thi is th this through. Oh you got my card, yeah that's definitely it. Got the pin number right there. Victor's a magician name for sure. Oh yeah, he's like Victor Velazquez. Oh yeah.

And I'm not saying that he's... Oh you know he's Hispanic. We're saying it's for the... How many times do you think Victor has had a gun pulled on him while trying to do this? Hey, this is a very high-risk car reward scam, isn't it? Hey, hand me a card for a say, oh, I'm walking away. I'm walking away. I'm walking away. I'm not even looking at you, bro. You know what? That's your $10. Hey, have a lovely day. Goodbye.

Getting back into my, what's he driving? Mazda Miata? Oh, I think he's in a... You ever seen a Honda City? Yeah. See those? Yeah, I think he's in one of those. Like a 1986 Honda City.

I think he's in a cube. Oh, he is in a Honda city. Oh, he is in a h a and the paint is not looking good. No. No, it's like red into rust. Red at the bottom, rust on the top. Right headlight, completely missing. He needs this. He needs this to work.

He's put so much time. Like, taking your last $20 and putting like $5 of it into the car to keep it running. Holding out your last $10 note, this has to be it. It's got a fucking work. It's very angular. If this doesn't work, it's over for me. It's Japan's first Soviet block car. That's what it looks like to me.

They try to make like a tiny little Russian car. It's a little friend. I was also the Honda Jazz in Europe. Oh, I like that. I guess, yeah Europeans, they understand Jazz. You don't relate to them more. But now, now he's got 12, 12 grand. He can pick himself up see a Chrysler 300 C on the road and go? That is a dope car for like a funeral director to have. Yeah, when they came out, they were so popular. Everyone was like, holy fuck, that's like you're in the mafia, you drive one of those. The windows are really, really short and the doors are really tall. Andrew, you reckon he's got the matching fold-up scooter to go with his Honda City?

That would be pretty sick if he did. I'm learning a lot about people racing extremely modern Honda Cities like of this vintage. They weigh like 300 kilos. So I think you could just basically do whatever to them, but they will take off. Yeah, I'm reading that they had to like import it as a van to get away with like a circumvent Australian import restrictions. Oh damn.

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This is not the initial D car, my friend. I mean, there's probably one in Initial D at some point. All right, let's have a look, Initial D cars. I'll be back. The Madness song in the city was written as a jingle for a 1 1981 Japanese television advertisement for the Honda City and later expanded into a three-minute track. That's a fun fact.

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That's not a slow fruit. We can say it. Yeah, there are two people of this podcast that could say it. And one of the right ones said it. Yeah. Two people who are allowed to support us. Back half of the podcast, that's usually pretty tame, so you let your guard down. Never let your guard down while you're listening to this show. Never! Not for a constant hyper-vigilance. Sure you heard that we

were both defending Hitler and Hitler at the start of the show and you got relaxed. Wrong. They probably got that out of their system. Quote, somehow, between when the card came out of the ATM again, he switched the cards, Boat said. I don't even know how we did it. Slight of hand? I mean, the guy was a magician. Yes, literally. Also, I reckon where you first went wrong was giving him your card.

If you wanted your card to remain your card in a state you recognized, parting with it was probably the first step towards your downfall. Yes. Yeah, and the second step was letting him see you put the pin in, as well. With him just standing there and watching you put your pin into the, two things went wrong. Okay, so there's sort of maybe, three errors. Let a guy help you with the ATM. Let the guy take your card, use it in front of you, let him see your pared.

But other than that. Four errors, you don't need cash for breakfast. Yes. Pay pass. Pay pass. Bates reported what happened to the Boston Police Department and Bank of America, but she's said she's left wondering how this could have happened because she said she has safeguards in place that prevent ATM withdrawals of more than $500 being made from her account at one time. Hmm. Yeah, I think he went to the bank. He went to the bank. Quote, it's frustrating me that they can't tell me why this happened, like why someone was able to withdraw that much money out of my account in one day," Bates said. Bank of America told Sister Station News Center 5 that this is a possible case of identity theft

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$4,000? Two, two large withdrawals? Two huge, heaving withdrawals. And then Victor Velasca has done it again. And you don't even think it, you can't remember a face. Yeah. Because he's also wearing a sort of padded ass situation for that beautiful. He's got the whole Mrs. Doubtfire thing going on. Yeah, but like fuckable Mrs. Doubtfire.

You guys didn't think Mrs. Doubtfired by a close-up magician. And you should be ashamed of yourself. Yeah. Don't have those thoughts at work. Eye contact only. Look at the face. Don't look at the body. And then the other tellers are asking you, hey, did you guys just see that Honda City absolutely fucking squealing away? You're in a daze? What? I'm sorry? I've got to go sit down. I have to go home. I don't feel so good. I have COVID feel so good. I think I hope COVID. That person you just said, did you say that had mono brow they had was very distinctive? What? I didn't see any face.

Said that we're wearing a lace front wig. I was not seeing anything at the hair line. I'll tell you that much. Oh. Bates said the scam has left her in disbelief. Quote, you feel really violated, right? That someone can suck you in, she said. I fell for it. I don't know why I fell for it. Mosk is part of the problem is that when not in disguise.

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I bet, I bet his kiss would be so full. Yeah. And of course, you know, Megan, just a single mother. Megan. Struggling to get by. Megan. Struggling to get by. She's out there working every day of the week.

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A friss on. Just brush the inside of your wrist. It's kind of electric. Just a little hand frotage. And it's hard to tell whether he was wearing a perfume or if that's just kind of his mask. It's provocative. That musk, it suggests hard work but also a sort of sophistication. Kind of tenderness to it, yeah. And you deserve to be loved. Yes, the world is trying to take from you.

Everyone's always asking of you. All he asked of you was, how are you? And how can I help you? how are you? I mean, how are you? And can you put your pin in? Can you put your pin in front of me real quick? Here's your card back. Oh, is that a red-breasted card? Just off the top of your head, do you know your pin number? The bank branches you go to, would you say they're diligent? They aren't working? I've forgotten my pin number. What's yours? Maybe it'll work for mine too. What's your birthday? I'm a Gemini. What month would you say you're born in? What's your rising sign though? Wait, actually if you can give me the day of your birth because I've got to really need that. But she's very embarrassed about what happened to her

but she spoke with Sister Station, New Center 5, in hopes of raising awareness of ATM scam so that something like this does not happen to anyone else. I wouldn't tell anyone this personally. No, don't go to the news when a beautiful androgynous magician scams you out of $12,000. Because even if you warn other people, like it's got to work on you or it isn't. You can know about ATM scams, but if someone this sensual approaches you with close-up magic? Like you're fucked. You look eyes, and you're falling into them. They're these great big oceans of eyes. Kind of hazel, kind of green, kind of blue.

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And then your 12 grand is gone. So what's up now when your shit is gone? Your 12 grand is gone, but really what's the cost of feeling alive? What is the cost of feeling like someone really, really saw you and for who you were? Is that worth $12,000 for you? $12,000 to trust somebody? Yeah, to live? To be in the moment, to feel-to feel. to feel. So to to feel to feel to feel the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. So, their. So, their. So, their. So, their. So, their. So, their. So, their. So, their, their, their, their, their, their, their their their th. th. th. th. th. the. te. te. te. te. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. their you? $12,000 to trust somebody. Yeah, to live? To be in the moment, to feel. To put yourself in the hands of a stranger.

And those hands, by the way. Oh my God. The strength? I bet he plays Piado so well. If a hand can so confidently, yet gently swap a card out, you know, without you even knowing that it's happened, just imagine what it could do to a clitoris. Yeah. We've sort of made the subtext. Text.

It's text. Welcome to text to the podcast. Imagine what it could do to your pussy. Hey, if you're confused about what we're talking about, just wait. Hey, getting dazzled and confused and flummoxed by a beautiful androgynous, possibly South American close-up magician, that's only natural. It's timerue. It's time for nature order. This is from K-O-C-O-Cro in Oklahoma. The croc.

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The city of Yukon is working to relocate ducks and geese that have taken over a popular area. How are you moving a goose? Because I'm picturing a guy just like a jerseyman. Uh, kind of, a man of jersey. Uh, I'm, I guy just like a jerseyman, a man of jersey, kind of just reaching out, grabbing it by the neck, like Bart Simpson style. I'm picturing a bunch of city employees dressed in the suit from Grizzly Man, because that's the only way you're going to be safe. Yes. City officials were set to begin moving the birds on Tuesday after residents became uncomfortable with them saying

they were too aggressive. Hang on Grizzly Man, the guy dies at the end of Grizzle. Yeah it did work on bears but it might probably be good for geese though. Bernaddez let's work on the bear suit. No one should ever see this. Geese honking horribly and a guy just screaming. Hey, what are you guys? What? Ah! Grah!

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done this to ourselves. We replicated what this originally looked like to give us respite from the thing that we constructed. They've seen that, they've gravitated towards it because it's more familiar to them. Yeah, oh instead of having to hang out in a McDonald's parking lot, I'm going to go in this open grassland with some beautiful plants, and then all of a sudden, five guys in grizzly man suits, picking them up, throw on them in the back of a van no seatbelts so you're when you say a grizzly man situation he wears a suit like one of those big suits I get that but I thought that they were gonna be wearing geese suit but you're proposing that they still wear bear

suits but protect them from the geese yeah yeah. It's the same sort of padding. The same suit. Do you think they need like a more light weight, sort of a light armor class version of the bear suit to protect them from the... Oh, I thought the bear suit was for deception. That's for protection. The bear suit doesn't look like a bear. The guy in Grizley man didn't disguise himself as a bear as a bear as a bear as a bear as a bear as a bear as a bear as a bear as a bear as a bear as a bear as a bear as a bear as a bear as a bear as a bear as a bear as a bear as a bear as a bear as a bear as a bear as a bear as a bear as a bear as a bear as a bear as a bear as a bear as a to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to among the bears, like that French guy that made himself look like a goat to live among the goats

for a year. Do you guys remember that guy? No I do. I do. I'm trained filmmaker who was killed by a bear in Alaska. Yeah, I'm just, I'm just learning what the grisley man is. You guys keep talking, yeah. I'm just learning what a grizzly man is you guys keep talking. I'm sort of talking about a honky man situation. Yeah, whereas I'm just remembering the guy in Chappad who got himself turned into a collie. Yeah, the guy that looks unbelievably like a dog. It is genuinely like a dog. It is genuinely like, this man has spent, he spent 14,000 US dollars. One of the most unsettling things I have ever seen in my life. Like if I was ranking them, it's like the Al-Qaeda beheadings, or Taliban beheadings or whatever.

The Japanese human dog. And then Tubg girl underneath that. He's, I think the only thing that's working against him is the scale. Everything else? This guy just straight up, he's living as a dog. Oh my god! The second Japanese dog man has hit the podcast. Oh, it's the same guy who got a second costume. Oh, boo. I thought he actually got turned into a dog. He didn't get surgery to get turned into a dog.

How would that work, Theo? Come on. I believe I'm being admonished for this. Look, we like to say some pretty outrageous things on this show, but that's fucking stupid. Bridge too far. Oh man. He's got one that looks like a husky as well. Like a sort of an Alaskan Malamute situation maybe?

It's not right. I'll tell you that much. Like if he looked, so this is not like an anti-furry thing. If he looked a little bit less like a collie it would be fine. But he looks just like a collie. This is not like, this isn't like a fur suit. This is like a perfect dog costume. This is a dog suit. Yeah, this man has become the dog. To be clear, I think this is 14 grand for a perfect dog costume. And I think they like to keep like, they like to keep some layer of abstraction there between themselves and the animals just in case they have to like win a street fighter. And also you've got to be able to fuck in them. So like I don't think this guy's fucking in the... Well I haven't got any photos from the back. Can you see? Is their little hole that th. th. th. th. th. I. I. I. I. I th. I the th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I the th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm th. I the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. I. I. I their their their their their. I th. I th. I th. I'll. Like. I'll. Like. Like. Like. I'm like. Like. I'm like. Like, I'm. Like, I'm. Like, I'm like. Like, I'm. Like, I'm. Like, I'm. Like, I'm. Like, I'm. Like, I'm. I'm like. I'm. I'm the back. Can you see? Is there a little hole that you could see as bottles? Oh, I guess you could be fucked in it.

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I don't know if I'd eat wild goose for parasite reasons. Maybe just froze it beforehand, kill all the parasites, and then boil up that goose. The delicious boiled goose. You're getting goose fur. Have one for Christmas? A delicate goose fur? Sorry, I thought you would say goose fur. I didn't realize you'd say goose fur.

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We'll catch you maybe on the bonus episode, but otherwise we'll see you next week on the free episode. Stay safe out there. Doesn't matter how fucking beautiful they are. Don't let someone else put your card into the ATM. Don't let anyone help you. You the the the side. You know what you're doing. You're a strong, beautiful woman. In fact I'd love to take you out to dinner sometime. Megan. Oh I forgot my wallet can you get this? I'll take your card up to the front counter.

Oh no actually they gave me the they gave me the machine to bring back here. Look, you just gotta tap it. We'll see you next week. Bye. Bye. you know the today