Boonta Vista - EPISODE 355: The Thin Blue Lineman

Episode Date: July 21, 2024

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A somewhat goofy tent in Pennsylvania, a look at the two biggest dangers of being a lineman, teens doing To Catch A Predator Jr, an almost perfect crime in Seattle, and Headline News. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [e-mail]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Hello and welcome, Bthat's right. No one has checked the table with the head. I guess we have that conversation. Hello and welcome, Buntavista, episode 355. I am Ben, and I'm a visitor to your world. We weren't unlike you for a time. We emerged from our seas and grew and fashion tools, and we used those tools to gain dominion over our world, and then our son, and then th th the th the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the the the the the the tho tho tho tho tho tho their their thoes their their their their their thoes thoes thoes thoes tools to gain dominion over our world and then our son and then many sons and then we left our bodies behind. Then we left our machines behind. And now we simply are.

We are slivers of the universe that are capable of appreciating its own beauty. We are observers and curators. Free from the tethers of morality or attachment we search through time for little miracles, impossible moments constructed methodically by millions of preceding events. Here we find a woman drowning in the Euphrates, who sees in her mind as she looks up at the sunlight filtering through the water, a fully formed image for what would have been one of the most beautiful paintings in the history of mankind, if she had survived to paint it. A soldier fighting in the Spanish Civil War, shot twice and hit in the head by shrapnel, looks for all the world to suffer the wounds of Christ. Here, a man auto erotically asphyxiating while playing a steam hentai game called sex

gymnasium, experiences a seizure causing him to vividly hallucinate a vision of the future that by sheer chance is 100% correct. It's Andrew. Hi Andrew. Oh, oh! Oh, sorry, you caught me, you caught me in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in you caught me in the middle of something. Let me just loosen this belt and I will be right with you. What's happening, brother? Man, David Caridine would have loved the future.

Yeah. Yeah, he really would have. Imagine what he saw right in those last moments. Survive to see Sex Plain on Steam? Oh man, I've doubt I don't go on there myself, but I've said a lot of screenshots of like the top-selling games on Steam and stuff. Oh, is this not a joke? Oh, is this not a joke? Oh, is this plane real? Uh-huh. No. Is sex played is... Is sex playing actually real? Writing this one down. Yeah, I feel like I saw like Sex Mansion or something or Sex Hospital.

Yeah. Whatever. It's sort of like the Sim series of games. You just put sex before. Sex and. Sex and. I saw a little excerpt from an article about the guy who tried to shoot Donald Trump. And it was saying... The last thing he looked up was porn? No, it was saying he was an active user of the platform, Steam, where one can download and play games in which you simulate assassinating the president.

There is no evidence that he played any of these games. Very tenuous. Yeah, that's very sad. They even say like, oh, but as far as we know he didn't play any other. Yeah, I believe he played sex plane though. That's the last thing given. He's got a real sex plane vibe about him. Sex plane. I don't, you know, it's still early reports

and I tend to not believe any of this stuff when it's coming from law enforcement or whatever, but they're saying that like the last that he had a search history where he had looked up stuff about the Democratic National Convention, the Republican National Convention, and I believe the British Royal Family. Yeah, and how hard it is to get to them. Well, he had also looked at photos of Donald Trump and photos of Joe Biden.

Well, just to make sure he recognized them in the moment. Maybe he was just taking whatever it could get, you know. Agent 47 is studying a photo of the most famous person on earth. Maybe he has a Fantasia. Yes. He's like, is that him? That's him, yeah? I think the consensus was that he would have happily killed anybody famous and powerful on his way out, but basically Donald Trump came closest to his house first.

Got to assassinate someone. Yeah, and if you cut down on the community, that's great. Bruton, instead he just took out a firefighter. It's a shame. Here, a man experiencing some of the worst diarrhea of his life after attempting to do something he invented called the Taco Bell Challenge, he sees in the bowl afterwards a perfect image of his long deceased mother. It's Lucy. Hi Lucy. Am I that means long deceased mother or am I the guy's

shitting from the Taco Bell from the Taco Bell challenge? And which as we all know the taco bell challenge is where you go through the taco bell menu alphabetically but you eat a number of that thing according to its number in the Fibonacci sequence. So one of the first thing, one of the second thing, two the third thing. I actually feel fine. I don't think it was a Taco Bell that did it. I think it was something I ate the other day. When I was eating roughly several hundred Taco Bell items, I also on that same day had a few other things th, th, th, th, th-layered burritos, I don't think that's what caused this. I do that all the time. You know why it's almost racist how people always blame Taco Bell food diarrhea. Yeah, it is actually. Just because you did the Taco Bell challenge. And here a man leaping to his death from the top of a bridge is experiencing the last seconds of this life as his th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. their, their, their, their, the, thi, thi. the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, the, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. It, thi. It, thea, thea. It's, thea. thea. thea. It's, thea. It's, thea. It's, thea.that perfectly play a few notes from weird owls dare to be stupid it's Theo

Hi Theo. What is that chip? Ah! You guys ever been to the, you haven't, I've been to the road that plays the Neongenesis Evangelion theme? You drive a it in Japan. Oh. No. Imagine they're driving off a bridge immediately.

I think it would feel kind of right in a way. Hey, that bridge you drive over. That's super, super regional. It's time for regional bullshit. Regional bullshit. Regional bullshit. Every little town has got their own bullshit. Regional bullshit. Every little town has just got to have it. This is from W.H.T.M. in Pennsylvania, Broad Street Market Tent, officially renamed Tinty McTent Face.

Why are we still doing this? I've got a gun in my mouth. I've got a gun in my mouth. Those of you that aren't in the notes, do you want to guess when Bodey McBoat face was? 2017. No, I'm going to say earlier. I'm going to say 2013. 2014.

It's 2016. It's been eight years. Eight years since Bodie McBoat face. I felt it was very trump election adjacent. Boaty McBoat face, not funny in the first place. Let's just a tiny bit funny the first time you heard it. Oh that is silly isn't it? Just the first that well that's funny, it's silly. Now that boat's going to be called that forever. There was, um, do you guys

remember Ferry Macphary face? Mm-hmm. Yeah, that's any pornoes out there called Cumm-Cumface. Yeah, do you want to Google that? Yeah, why don't you look that up? Put that in, you search your street. Not even to, just straight up. Yeah, when Caitlin goes on your computer next is like, um, hey, can we talk? Yeah.

How soon can you move out? Yeah. Sorry, I did try to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to try to look and, uh, and. That coming the come says. Digital Spy says, well no, the, the, it came up in the context of it saying forget Bodie McBoatface. I wish I could. Yeah.

But television X has unveiled its latest and possibly greatest porn parody. They've done a porn parody of Gogglebox called Gobblecocks. Yeah, Lucy trying to hold it in there. It's pretty good. I don't know if I like being alive. Just in case you guys were wondering there is a podcast called Pody McPodcast Face. Oh, fuck off. Yeah. But the only thing I can find it on is Pinterest. Which is, that's a really odd platform to host your podcast on.

Maybe it's great. After weeks of waiting, the Broad Street Market has officially unveiled the new name of the newly built structure after several weeks of voting. ABC 27 news reported last week that the new name of the newly built structure after several weeks of voting. ABC 27 News reported last week when the Broad Street market shared that the community voting window to select a new name for the temporary structure had been extended. Presumably because they were hoping that we're going to get anything else. Can you just get the fucking...what's the one, what's the, what's the agency in America that's, they is part the the the the the the the the one, what's the one, what's the one, what's the one, what's the one, what's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's the their, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they??.. the they?.. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the t's the agency in America that's, I think, is part of a deep state? They got access to all the ambrosia.

NSA? No, not the NSA? No, no, no, Pete Budegege's work for. Yeah. His name I can't remember. For the fucking, their agency response stuff. No. They're going to get FEMA to just fence off this whole fucking suburb for being

too cring to live. Yeah, absolutely. They just have to be like, ah, we're just doing some exercises, some training stuff, don't worry about it. All of a sudden, bunch of white tents over all the houses. Yep. All the guys have like kind of weirdly janky-looking walkie-talkies in their hands that they keep brandishing at people. Yeah. Yeah. their their their they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they their they their their hands that they keep brandishing at people. Yeah. That's right. Get on the ground, walkie talkie in your face. Six men emerge from the same helicopter all with the same face, the same suit. It's half of MJ 12. What are the other, well, that you can't have all of Majestic 12 in the same place at same time. No, the risk would be incredible, yeah. Are you going to find 12 more majestic fellas?

It's actually a woman on the Majestic 12 board now. They've got a da- You have to be this dapper to be in Majestic 12. According to the Broad Street market, the votes have finally been tallied in the new name for the 10 structure at the market is, and they're putting in the ellipses here here, here, here, here, here, here, here, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, Street market, the votes have finally been tallied in the new name for the 10th structure at the market is, and they're putting an ellipses here, yeah, Fenty McTentface. The market previously shared on Facebook on July 12th that the name Tenty McTentface had received more than 70% of the vote. The other options and their...

70% of the vote. of the vote. The other options and their... 70% of the vote. This gets real grim real fast. The other options and their percentages are as follows. So the runner-up is little broad street market. So it would have been fine. Fine. So that got 21.15% of people out there just voting correctly just treating it like a normal trading it serious yes they're out there engaged in their civic duty and then we get all these fucking clowns trying to not voting for fucking count bin face or whatever that guy is several thousand guys the UK has with weirdly expensive looking costumes at every election farmers phenix 3.39% of the vote has with weirdly expensive looking costumes at every election.

Farmers Phoenix, 3.39% of the vote. So that's in third. Yeah, I don't, I don't get that one. Farmer's Phoenix. And then very, only 0.12% of the vote is just pavilion. Just pavilion. No with the the infant. Yeah. It's cleaner.

Pavilion. That's 3.27% of the vote. And then in fourth at 2.04% of the vote, tent to table. Yeah, that's garbage. Yeah. Yeah. that's the things. Throw it out?

It's a tent structure. It's tent structure. That's the main thing. So sorry, when I said before with the tent, they need to construct a larger white tent over top of this tent. Yeah, that's right. We're putting containment tent. We're containing this to put down Tentie McTent face like it's a horse. I put it in one of those little SCP containment chambers. We can't be interacted with by anyone. Dare you gaze upon this cringe?

Quote, we have a new name. Thanks to everyone who contributed ideas and or dollars to this somewhat goofy but overall fun fundraiser for the broad street market. Written with a gun to the end. Yeah, this person fucking hates this outcome, you can tell. Somewhat goofy? That's what I would write if I was embarrassed about something. A little bit silly.

Being a bit silly there, aren't we? We've got a new name. Hey, it's sort of fucking stupid. But we did put it out tothe vote back. I don't know if it's legally binding we could take the vote back. If someone describes something you had done as somewhat goofy, are you, are you taking that as like an affectionate kind of statement or are you like, oh fuck you too. Yeah, that's a real like, you're putting a criticism in there. Yeah, like if you released some music to band camp or whatever. I love it, it's kind of goofy.

It's somewhat goofy, but and you're like, hold up, stop, not what I was going for. Yeah. This is meant to be sort of filmic and atmospheric in a way. So I spent upwards of four minutes finding the right drum machine in Ableton. You don't want to hear somebody say, oh, it's meant to be funny, right? Yeah. It's like an ironic pastiche of good music. Yeah.

Moving forward, guests can visit the Broad Street Market and the new Tenty McTenface on Thursdays and Friday's from 7 a.m. to 6 p.m. and on Saturdays from 7 a to 4 p.m. Quote, thank you to everyone who submitted creative names for the tenth that made donations to the market in support of the naming competition at Eric Haggany. And also whoever submitted Tenty McTentface. Yeah and thanks to that fucking guy as well and many fans. Couldn't you do a different joke? Like what if its name was just like the Fsler? Yes. That would be really good. That would put the broad street market on the map. That would be kind of goofy. Do you want to go to the homophobic farmers market? Oh no, it's ironic. They're doing irony.

You don't understand. We know that it's coming from a good place so they're allowed to say it. Yeah. Quote, during such polarizing times, it is heartwarming to see the country is still a candidate who can unify the country the way Tentie McTedface has. I don't feel unified, I feel more polarized. I feel more alienated from a fellow man. Yeah. Hey, you guys experiencing, yeah, this alienation, this loneliness? Oh, it has brought us together in a way. 30% of people feel more unified than ever thency. then, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. a way. Yeah. 30% of people feel more unified than ever before.

The Broad Street Market was first founded back in 1860 and is the oldest continuously operated market house in the United States. Yeah that's why we thought it'd be cool to give it a fucking moronic name. Yeah. Treat it with a little bit of respect. What the founding fathers think about Tenty McTent face, you know? Yes. They'd shoot you. They all had their their their their their their their their their their their their little their little their little their little their little their little their little their little their little their little their little bit their little bit their little bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit th their little bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their their their their little their little their little their little bit of their little bit their face, you know? Yes, they'd shoot you. Yeah. They all had the strap at all times because of the time they were in. Yeah, they get you with a musket.

Slaves tries to run away. Yeah. Or they're attacked by beer or something. They should send lush socksed to, uh... Kind of like, oh right, yeah? Or, yeah? Yeah, he would be... Oh, what a fucking surprise! He's super anti-vax now, I think?

Right. Yeah. Or am I confusing him with another one of the... Who can't? I think you're right. It's just the fave Lush Sucks on air right on. I remember anti-Vax Lush Sucks stuff. Oh, because there's the other guy who did like the one of like Scomo in a Hawaiian shirt with like the fire behind him and stuff, he is also now anti-vax. Yeah. The Australia's worst political muralists. Oh yeah, Lush sucks definitely anti-vax. Also his profile picture

at the moment on Twitter is the guy that shot Trump. But what's with the haircut? Am I? Is there a reference I'm missing? Is there a joke there? He's got like dreadlocks. That's is that one of the like the fake dreadlock hats that you get at the footy? It looks like one of those? Maybe. I don't quite quite like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their. their. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. the. the. the. theo. the. the. the. the. the. the the the the the the the the the the the the like the fake dreadlock hats that you get at the footy? It looks like one of those. Maybe. I don't quite get it. He just painted that guy. You know how you get like the, you'll see the guys at the footy that, okay. Oh, Lush Sacks did a poll a few weeks ago. It said what should I paint today, options of the shooter, uh, skibbitty toil, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, the the the s s s s s s sub-a, the the the the, they, they, they, they, the, they, th. the the the the the th. the the the the the the the the the they, the they, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they, th, th, th. th. th. the, the, the, the, the, the, the. theat theat the. the. thea. thea. the, the, the to a uh... Yeah, hey, try painting the walls. Take that where we're going to. Good one. Scott Marsh is the other muralist I was thinking of, who now has a bunch of murals around

Australia that are about the vaccine injured. Like there's one in, uh, South Brisbane, and it's just like a woman that's like shethe vaccine injured. Like there's one in South Brisbane and it's just like a woman and it's like she was vaccine injured. The media doesn't want to fucking talk about it. These people fucking suck. Yeah. Hey if someone assassinated the guy that is Lush Sucks, then probably make headlines. We look at headlines in Headline News. news. Mom accidentally flashes in extremely unattractive clip of her pelting home with stodes. Mum accidentally flashes breasts in extremely unattractive clip of her pelting home with stodes.

Okay. Well, look, number one, I think I'll be the judge of what's extremely unattractive. All women are beautiful to me. Where can I see the video? Women can't have fun anymore. Women can't be a little silly. Yes. Also, extremely unattractive is in quotes, because it's a quote from I think a judge. Wonderful. With a click of a mouse, 4,500 miles away, your grand couldn't buy anything in Manchester. Huh? Yeah. Can you do that one again?

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something. click a mouse. Seaside donkey owner is weighing kids to stop obese children injuring his animals. Fair. What? What? Fair. Nice. Seaside donkey is just a wonderful pairing of words and appears in the movie in the loop. So check that out if you like those things.

I think it's about 32 minutes in. Imagine how deeply ingrained that memory is going to be for the child who is, you know, looking forward to the donkey ride and right before they get up to the little step ladder, they hold out their palm out towards their face. Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, I'm going to need you to step on these scales real quick. You cannot do that. You can't that. You can do that to a give. You can't do that. You cannot. Our parents are just lying about like, oh, the donkey's closed today. I'm so sorry. He's not feeling well.

You can hear the braying on the other side of the wall. No donkey's here. The cheers of other children. This is the best day of my life. What if there's no scales and it's just the donkey gets a look at you and starts immediately bucking and squealing. Shaking its head. Penelope says that's not happening today. The donkey says no. Penelope's got a great sense for weight you know. You can show a one of those jars you can guess how many jelly beans are in it. The donkey should get to choose like their um just vibes like they're drafting a team yes from the

children yeah they've got a light up of like 20 kids the donkey walks up to the ones that it will let ride it today good vibes yeah pure have been chosen yes to be chosen by a donkey God's light shines upon you today this guy in the the article just seems like he's from like 50 years ago as well. I don't know if I've got this right, but I'm pretty sure the donkey rides are like three pounds. Nothing costs three pounds. Nothing in the world costs three pounds. Nice. It's a deal. It's a deal. Humiliate your child in front of his peers. After 40 years, Honkers closes in Jerome. Chicken Gizzards move to Buell.

Honkas. Honkers obviously not a Hooters spin-off. It is not. No. I did learn about another restaurant this week that's doing very badly. Another restaurant? Yeah, it's... Another restaurant has hit the country? It's apparently going out of business.

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And you guessed it, it's military themed. Yeah. Those uniforms are, um, are they accurate? Uh, not, I don't think like you would pass muster. I don't think the drill sergeant would let you go through the day wearing bad outfit. Yeah. Unless the drill sergeant was a little bit horny. Yes. And if that was th was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was the that was that was the that was the that was that was the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thrassassassassu. the drill was thiaust. thiol-aust. the drill the drill the drill the drill the drill sergeant was a little bit horny. Yes, and if that was the case, probably extremely so. Can we get the headline again? The one that just then, that I just did,

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This is in response to something that we spoke about in our previous bonus episode which you would have missed if you don't sign up to the Patreon. We were talking about a purported epidemic of lineman violence in the US, people attacking the good hard-working linemen of Texas. So someone wanted to address that directly. This is from listener Daniel, Dear Buntivista. See that? That's a nice respectable way to greet us.

Yeah. You can just say that. You don't have to make up like a weird. Yeah, boonties. Like it's slang from a 1990s Australian porno mag. Yeah, show us your boonties. I used to map utility lines for work and so many people would threaten to shoot me. Wait, sorry. I put the emphasis on that wrong I think.

I used to map utility lines for work and so many people would threaten to shoot me. Uh-huh. Yeah. It happened so much that when I was in Missouri, I assumed that I was having bad allergies or some fluid on my ATV was leaking because I constantly felt like I couldn't breathe, was going to throw up and that nothing was real. Then at church one day, I had all those things happened to me the day after someone threated me with a rifle and I realized I had just been having rolling panic. That's a. thi. thi. thi. thi. I was. I was. thi. I was. thi. I'm. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. So th. So the. So the. So, the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. the. the Missouri that just lasted the whole work day. It was very funny in hindsight since I spent so long fiddling with my ATV thinking that was the cause. That's real bad. Oh no.

My ATV keeps making me feel like someone's pointing a gun at me. Yeah. When I worked in California, we had to have a, brackets, utility-eddeded wide safety meeting to avoid one road because some arborists tried to trim a tree and the neighbor of the property owner decided to start shooting at them since he was annoyed that they didn't ask him before trimming the tree. Huh. So I fully believe those lineman Tick Tocks though I have not seen them. As an aside we were taught the scorniest looking one and beat the shit out of it and hope the other dogs join you. Is that a joke? I think that's real.

That's part of lineman training. How? How do they have this one? Do you have packs of dogs roaming America that you need to learn how to defend yourself from? Isn't that like a subplot of the bear? Couldn't tell you. Have you guys seen the bear? I haven't seen the the bear. I haven't seen like four episodes of it. Sounds very stressful.

Yeah, it sounds very stressful. That's why I've chosen not to watch it. Yeah. Yeah, that sucks. People have got to calm down in Philly. Yeah. in America. We need something that brings everyone together like a humorously named tent. Yeah, I bet they're calm down in Philly, you know? Calm City. Yep. It was very chill there. What? The other thing that we got some feedback about is that we had made some jokes that the

power actually wasn't getting put back on because horny housewives and house husbands and house... Bucke bunnies. Yeah, well that's the thing people were like oh you mean like bucket bunnies. Yeah never heard of it sorry because we invented the concept several years after it was invented which is kind of cool of us. Yeah we had a bunch of people being like oh there's a bunch of stuff about bucket bunnies on Tick Dock and obviously I'm not going to watch which is just a lady that sucks the lady th. the lady th. the lady th. the lady th. the lady th. th. the lady th. the lady th. th. th. th. It's a lady th. It's a lady th. Yeah. Yeah. It's a th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.............................. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. the th. th. the. th. th. the. th. the. th. the. on Tick Tock, and obviously I'm not going to watch. Which is the lady that sucks off of linemen? Yeah. I think they're women that are chasing, you know, traveling linemen, because linemen will go out of state or travel very far often if, you know,

when there are storms and stuff, because they're their their their their their their storms.. their the like the idea of, you know, these are burly, handsome dudes. They're heroes. Specifically for lines, maybe? Yeah, well, they're paid pretty well. They got a little bit of money and they're out of town. Wives don't know what they're up to. They just work to 16-hour shift. But you know it, like you know it if're marrying into. You know the job. That's the price you pay. He comes back to you every time.

And sometimes when he comes back, his balls are dry. Yeah, he's drained. Yeah. Nothing left in the tank. So, yeah. Look, I'm going to be honest. Your hog is still huge. Your nuts look very small right now. The raisins going on down. You look like you've been hollowed out like one of the guys from under the skin.

And you know what I know what our agreement is. I'm not going to ask any questions. I don't want to know her name. I don't want to know what she looked like. I just want you to be here now. When you're here you're here. Yes. Yes. Yes. It doesn't matter if you got two. Two little testicles that feel like shriveled up packing peanuts. Yes. You're back home and that's what matters. Yeah, and you're holding me and your big strong lineman arms.

And if I find out that you ever text any of these sluts ever again, I'm killing them and I'm killing you and I'm taking the kids away. Yeah, these are chance encounters only. Yes. Ships in the thin' the thin' their thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night their their their their their their their they're their they're they're their brains out and then you never talk to them again. They hear the siren call of the cherry picker going up. They say, hey, can you come down here for a second? Well, can I come up there for a second? You keep putting those cables up, I'm going to get to work. Yeah. If you're serious about the job, you've got to put like, you know the things they put around the trunk of trees to stop possums from climbing

up them? You need some of those around the bottom of your cherry picker. Oh, that's just the bucket bunny ring. Bucket Bunny hostile architecture. Yeah, I'm trying to work. Badding them away from your jeans. Damn Syrians trying to get me. I have an excerpt here from an interview from a 2022 slate article. The interview is with the woman who founded the website linewife.com. Oh. Okay, taking it a little seriously, but all right. Yeah, so this woman's pretty dedicated to the linewife lifestyle. She's providing sort of a hub for other linewives and they sell

merch. I think that is mostly what the website is for. Here's the interview. So a question here. This whole conversation about quote bucket bunnies. Is that a term you'd heard before? She answers, a bucket bunny is a woman who seeks out the attention, money, or affection of a lineman for her own personal gain with no regard to if they're married or in a committed relationship. I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I then. I then. I thi I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I mean thi. I'm thi. I'm thi thi thi thi the thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their life life life life life life life life life life life. I thi. I'm thi thi thi thi thi thi thii thiiiiiiiiiiiiiii thii thi. thi. thi. thi. I thi with no regard to if they're married or in a committed relationship. I mean, I kind of feel like this was a given, you know? Do you expect them to be like, uh, conflicted?

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You know, when you start realizing that you're in a dream, you're like, oh no, that doesn't make any sense. This is just like a randomly generated history from Dwarf Fortress that I'm currently occupied. You've been dropped into, yeah. Oh, the linesmen of Texas. Oh, no, this is the lineman of America. This is lineman everywhere. They've got some great... From Valley to Peak. Wherever there's lines, you'll find a lineman. They've got some great merch that's like the thinininininininininininininin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, the, thin, thin, that's, that's, that's, that's, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's great merch that's like the thin blue line

flag but with a lineman. Got it? The thin blue lineman. Yeah, there it is. Yeah, and they've, they were blue because. Because they got blown? Yeah, I guess that kind of works. I don't know. It can also be said to be similar to bucket buckle bunnies, which is what rodeo guys call them, or badge bunnies, or tag chases. That makes my sense. Obviously. Yeah, it doesn't just have to be linework. It could be military, law enforcement or firefighters. No matter what community, this is just a term that they have coined for the women that chase them. Yeah, but it is line work. It's thine work thine work thine thine thine thine thine thine th. It's thine thine th. It's thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, it's just thi, it's just thi, it's just th- that's that's that's thi, it's just thi, it's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, the. the. the. the the the the the thean thean thean the thean. thean. thean. Yeah, I actually created a bucket bunny sticker almost two years ago now. We were hanging out with some friends and my one girlfriend turned to me and she's like, hey, can you make me a no bucket bunny sticker? I said I absolutely can. And I did that one that said no line lice because the line lice because their line lice because their line-bunit. Liarit-Sice thiiiiiiiiiiiii-bys is that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi thi thi thi th is thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi ti ti ti ti ti ti ti thaeee thi thi thi thi thi thi that's the same thing. That's what the line wives call the women that are trying to steal. That's the like the narrative term. Okay. Yeah. Bucket Bunny sounds a bit sexier. I wouldn't use it personally. Yeah, bucket bunny to me makes it sound very appeal. Sounds quite appealing. Yeah. Can I, can I throw something out there? Look, I don't want to sound like, I don't th the tho. I don't to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their. I don't their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their, I don't their, I don't their. I don't their. I don't, I don't sound. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah, I don't. Yeah, I don't. Yeah, I don't. Yeah, I don't. Yeah, I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I don't. I. I. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I'm. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I'm. I'm. S. I don't know. I'm. S. I'm. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I'm coming to this in the wrong place, but I kind of feel like this is something you

should talk to your husband about? Yeah, that maybe your husband has a choice that you're getting sucked off. Rather than like putting up stickers all around your property, which he's not at, while he's like on the other side of the country getting his dick sucked, they're probably not going to see the sticker. Like, do you, are you are trying, are trying trying, are trying, are trying, are trying, are to, are to, are to, are to, are to, are to, are to, are to, are to, are thi, thi, thi, thi, the, the, the, thi, the, the, the, the, their, the, the, the, the, the, the, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, their, their, maybe, their, their, maybe, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, maybe, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, to get him to put some on like his hard hat? We've already established that they don't care these women. They're loose. Yeah. They don't care about it in the first place. Yeah, two.

Yeah. Who's the suck you by? They don't care to read. It's so funny to have this concept of your relationship that like, you know, well he's just a man, you know, that if the right woman propositions him in the right way, he's going to do it. So instead of being like, hey, you're my lineman, I trust you, you're like, you know what, let's take down the threats that are going to seduce him. These ladies with the vacuum-like physiognomy. Look, I know I can't suck their the, but I love you all the time, not just

when you're in the bucket, okay? Yeah. Isn't that worth more? I have to put energy into making this home. I just kind of feel like the no bucket bunny sticker is probably about as effective as like burning some sage around the house. Like, what relationship does this have to your husband getting sucked off in Texas? I think it's more about just putting a statement of your values out to the world more than trying to get... Like a fuck cancer sticker?

Yeah, exactly. The stick is not going to hurt cancer. I dislike the women who are sucking off my husband. Yeah. Hey, knock that off. The message I'm trying to get out into the world. There's a comment here on the Lydlice one sticker. They said it sounded more disgusting to fit the profile of a woman that do what they're doing. Nothing lower than these Lye and Lice.

Oh, because Lysse... Fetter branding. Yeah. Yeah. I guess so, yeah. Yeah. Also, because there's a nice little bit of alliteration there in the rhyme. Yeah, bucket bunnies, certainly I think it's bouncer and. Yeah.

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and kind of try to get their attention, especially if they're on storm. So I assume that's the term for w w w w. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the th, the the th, th, their, th, their, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, their, their, their, thi, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thiiii. their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their attention, especially if they're on storm. So I assume that's the term for when there's been a big storm? Oh, okay. And they've got to go get all the lines back up. Yeah. That's when they're traveling. I've got to restore power to this hospital. Yeah, I know. But how about your restore power? talking about like the Telstra guy in the cherry picker outside on the power line. Yes. Like that? American sort of romanticized.

I mean, Telter doesn't do power. You probably think of like, shut up. Maybe like there's... Tas networks. Yes, the tas networks guy. Yeah. Psychological difference in Australia because over there you've got the guy up in the cherry picker. Then over here when you see the Telstra guy he's in the pit in the street, you know, he's taken the lid off the thing in the ground and he's crawling down in there. Like a grublin. Yeah, kind of a goblin. Again, that's Telstra. That makes sense that there. But also when you see the Anjax guy, as we cover it. Yeah, the Enerx guy's guy, as we've the the the the the the thaxx guy, as we've thax guy, as we've the thax guy, as we've the the thix guy, as we've the the the the thix guy, as we've off, as we've off, as we've off, as we've off, as we've off, he's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tholic tholic tholic thic thic thi, off, off, off, off, off, off thi. thi. thi. things, things, thi liteateletletletalit off things, thi lito thi. thi. thi., I'm not romanticizing the Energex guy.

Do they have a superior outfit maybe? The Enjacks guy is low voltage. That's why you understand him to be a nerd, because he's in the, he's only doing like, he's doing like, he's doing like 230 volts if he's on the street, like, you know, 415 or something and step up. It makes sense that he's kind of a nerdy, kind of weedy, sort of low voltage, low T kind of thing going on. Yeah.

Oh, you want to read by mea? Let me suck that dick real quick. Yeah. You know, if you're doing about like a power link, fella. Big old, burly, muscular, because he's got to be stronger because he's working with higher voltages. Yeah. thousand-volt gloves on. In a way, you're sort of a lineman. No, I'm not. Lyneman adjacent, sort of, you know? Lines of codeman. Yeah.

Thea wouldn't steal Valor like that. He wouldn't do it. I couldn't do what they do. I just couldn't. But I do look at it from a distance, and I think, oh, I wish I could be him. You know what, if you Google lineman USA, slightly sexier get-up than what you would expect here. I'm not seeing any Hiveys, first of all. Not very safe, but sure. Yeah. Do you think they're kind of putting it on? Do you think they're dressing up sexy on purpose? I think they're dressing up sexy on purpose, actually. These guys do look good. What? I've seen an awful lot of that flag. And also, yeah, I mean, I, I, I they they they they they they they they they they're, I they're, I they're, I they're, they're, they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're their, their, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. their, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that, that, that, that, that's that's that's that's that. that. that. that. that. that. that. theee. the. the. the. the. the of that flag. And also, yeah, I mean, they're very playing on the symbolism of the line, the pole looking

like a cross as well. Oh, right. There's heaps are like American flags with the linemen on what looks like a cross. Yeah. Yeah, wow. Like a Jesus figure. By the bucket bunnies. What so cool how everything is valor in the US.

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Okay, yep, they don't give us guns. I bet there are probably utility utility. the utility companies in America with guns on the property. Yes. I'll go on further and say there are absolutely states in the US where your employer could not stop you from carrying a gun. Yes. Yeah. Hey, can you stop taking handguns out on those jobs where people are always trying to shoot you? No. That's what I need it the most. Lovely talking to you. She continues. I know that if a man I th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th that th th that th th th th th th th th th th th that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. I th th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that thrying to shoot you? No. That's what I need it the most. Lovely talking to you. She continues, I know that if a man is not faithful, storm can be a very easy time to take advantage the situation where your wife may not know what you're doing. And you're not calling her because

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I think it's the storm's fault. Somehow it's not the lineman's fault, and I'm still trying to figure it out. Yeah. Who else can we blame for this? Did they see the sticker? Did they see the sticker I gave my husband to put on his lunch pail that says, I'm not notto have my dick sucked while I'm waiting. What else can we do? Can we get like sirens playing, I don't know, Gilbert Godfrey's voice or something to like de-eroticize the situation? I've tried everything I can think of. My husband keeps coming home looking for lawn, he walks into the house like Charlie Brown

and says my dick got sucked again while I was working. Sorry, babe. Sorry, he takes his hat off. Yeah, holding it to his chest like a, like a guy for the army telling you that your son died. Yeah. I feel really bad too. He come back home again.

Comes back home with his seen covered chambre work shirt folded up like an American flag into a triangle. Sorry, babe. I'm just as upset about this as you are, honestly? He walks out wordlessly. She puts a head on his shoulder. Again. It happened again again.

I just don't know what to do, he says. Anyway, I got another call, I'm out of here. Oh, another storm, another big storm front rolling in. Where the man's saying the barometer's dropping, I've got to get out there again. I'm so sorry, just as my balls were recharging. Just as I'm leaving the refactory period, I'm also leaving the home again. I think this is the deep state trying to recruit recruit like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like to like to like to like to like to like to like to to to to the to the to the to the the to to the to to the the to to to to the the the the think this is the deep state trying to like recruit linemen. Like this is so strange. Like all the patriotism around it, this is baffling. Yeah, I mean we are undergoing like a period of like expansion, transition.

Got to get all the stuff wired in. And the weather's getting worse. America's going to need linemen more than ever. So they're making the Tick Tocks, oh, you're gonna get sucked off so often. Yeah, don't become a lineman unless you wanna kind of be. Your wife will hate it. Your wife won't want it to happen, but she'll be powerless to stop it.

Yeah. She won't know. And she can't know. Your phone won't even work. literally never find out that you're constantly having beautiful, perfect, anonymous, consequence-free sex while getting paid, like hazard pay. Man, Lucy, I think you're under something. This is real. Google, Operation Gladius.

I think that's what this is called. I think, yeah, it's something, something about the tone of the whole thing. Unsheathed your sword, dear lines. The tone of the whole thing being like, women will not stop trying to fuck you. Your wife will know about it, but she'll only be mad at the women. Yes. That's the vibe that I think is the secret recruiting. It's the activation phrase.

You're kind of like a cop or a military hero as well. So, you know, I like the idea that the no bucket bunnies or no line sticker being like, you know how people put like the thin blue line stickers on their car so the cops are leaving the line. We all just need to find the right sticker and it's going to solve our problems, okay? She continues here so they can get away with things, nobody needs to know. If they pay cash in a strip club, how's anybody going to know they're going to be there? You know. Hold on. If they pay cash in a strip club, how's anybody going to know? How's anybody going to know? They're going to be there. You know.

Because they didn't use their card, yeah. Yeah, they're off-careed. Yeah, I mean, they probably pay with a check over there. Yeah, you can't really like tuck a credit card into like these. There's got to be the strip clubs with tap. Yeah. There's got to be like one of those the st st st st st st st. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. the the the the the the st. the st. the st. the sti. the they's they's they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they's they's they's they's they's they's they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're their their their their their their their their their their their their they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they on tap. It would just be like one of those little things where it takes an automatic amount out when you tap it on there probably. Yeah. But the other thing that's happening too is the women are fighting back. They're making fake tinder accounts and ratting out these guys to their wives and stuff. They are cutthroat., sorry, powerful. That's amazing that they're like, holy fuck, there's a big storm on, set your location to Houston.

We're gonna find these linemen and we're gonna tell their wives. Take these motherfuckers out. Their wives know. They're wives know. I think these are Cuck Queens or whatever it's called. Cuck Queen? The lady one. There's a lady word. Yeah.

I didn't know that. Like, I don't know if you guys have seen on social media there's been this whole kind of explosion in psycho influences like catfishing pettos and then confronting and beating them up in public. You guys caught any of this? No. I'm not aware of trends. So, they used to be like the to catch a predator type stuff where, you know, it was a TV show and they'd call a guy into a room and go, oh, we got you. We got you.

Don't snap down because of work. So now there's just, just like, tick-like, just like, just like, just like, just like, just like's just like tick-talkers who do this same thing and they organize to meet somebody in a coffee shop and they get there and they go, you were here to fuck a ten-year-old and the guy goes, oh no I wasn't, no I wasn't, tries to leave and they say we've got it all. You want us to call the cops or do you want to stand here and be hassled by us? And they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they go, I'll stand here be hassled by you. And it's like really crazy, right? But why are there people doing that for like just someone cheating on their wife? Yeah, it's not illegal to cheat on your wife. It's probably no one's business.

It's not nice. It's not nice. It's fun to watch. I'd love to catch one of these guys. I'd like to watch a compilation of men who have caught crying for at least an hour or two. It's really fucking weird, hey, I've seen a few of those like to catch a predator style YouTube things where I'm like, I don't think you should be doing this for like content. Yeah. Yeah. It's like a crime that they did.

A pedophile. Yeah. It seems like the type of activity where, like, um, where the main defense of it would be like, like, like, like, like, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, like, like, like, like, like, like, thi, thi, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, thi, thi, main defense of it would be like, well no one can get mad at me because I'm doing it to someone bad and it's like, yeah, but also, something about the whole like a vigilanteism for clout that makes me uncomfortable and it's kind of a sickness. Yeah, it's sort of like society is, like if you're doing vigilante justice because you're try to like monetize your videos. Yeah, you're not crawling. Yeah, you're a night crawling. You're a night crawling.

You've been night crawling? Mr Bees should shoot pedophiles for his next year. Yeah. Yeah. Shooting a pedophile from every country? Every decentifile gets pulped and used as fertilizer for some of the trees I'm planning? Shooting a pedophile most expensive to as cheap as gun. Shooting a one dollar pedophile versus shooting a million dollar pedophile. We released 12 petophiles onto a train and then I hunt them in my M16. This is actually unbelievably nicely dovetails with the next story that we're going to do. It's time for Crime Watch. Please put down your weapon. You're in direct fire. You're a direct fire.

You now have five seconds to the fly. Help! Help me! Help me! Help me! I'm not a machine! Hey! Oh, no. Um, yeah, this is a bit grim, and if it doesn't work, it's getting cut from the episode. This is from a KTVX in Utah, man confronted by a swarm of teens after he allegedly

offered to pay a 15-year-old for sex. Oh, he got more to be bargain for. Yes, he got to catch a predator, junior he allegedly offered to pay a 15 year old for sex. Oh, he got more than he bargained for. Yes, he got to catch a predator, junior? To catch a predator next generation? Yeah, no, no, do you mean like when they did that Ace Ventura, junior movie, or perhaps son of mask? Oh, yeah, I was thinking son of masked. He got the son of to catch a predator. Damn, this pedophile got son of masked. I don't think you can put that in the episode. Probably we're not leading with that.

A Utah man faces felony charges after he allegedly offered to pay a minor $700 for sex and was confronted by over 20 teens at a Sandy Mall. Sandy is the place. This is in Sandy, Utah. Yep. Kind of like walk in there and you're a little crunchy, but there's your feet or whatever. Yeah. According to court documents, Bryce, Stephen Ray, 49 of West Haven used Snapchat to talk with a 15-year-old high school student. During their conversation, Ray reportedly never shared his real name, but did send a picture of himself through the app. Ray later offered the victim money in exchange for sex so she could buy clothes.

Despite the teen telling Ray she was a minor, the two agreed to meet at the shops at South Town Mall in Sandy. On Monday, July 9th, a Sandy Police Department officer responded to the mall after getting reports of a group of teenagers confronting a man. They're all trying to pull his mask off Scooby-Doo style. There's blood everywhere. When the officer arrived, he reported finding, quote, approximately 20 teenagers yelling at an older man, identified as Ray, calling him a pedophile.

That's honestly really funny. Yeah. I don't think probably teens should be confronting pedophiles because they might get killed or something. But there's 20 of them. There's 20 of them. I think that's actually really smart. What's he gonna do? Yeah, like it's not just like two teens being like we got you and the guy like kills him. Yeah and then like buries their their their their their their their their their their their really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really. that's really. that's really really really. that's really. that's really. that's really really really. that's really really really really. that's really that's really really that's really that's really that's really that's really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really. that's really. that's really. that's really. that's really. that's. that's really. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's really. that's really that's really. that's really. that's really. that's really. that's really. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's really that's really that's really that's really that's being like we got you and then the guy like kills him. Yeah, and then like buries their bodies. But instead, 20 teens at the mall, too. Great. 20 teens at the mall? 20 teens at the mall calling you a pedophile?

At a sparrow, s'er. They got a sparraned. reasonable deterrent. Yes, I think they probably did this in the smartest way possible to do something incredibly dumb. Do you reckon, how do you reckon this works? So he like goes to the Sparrow's and he's like, there's the girl sitting by herself and discreetly, they're all at the other tables pretending they're not there together and then he sits down and then, bam! Like John Wick, they all turn around at the same time and look at him. Yeah. And they all start yelling, pedophile.

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Also if you're like over 20 and you have a Snapchat account, like, pedophile. Like the police should just have you on a list, like already. According to the Sandy Police Department have you on a list like already. According to the Sandy Police Department, Ray had a check for $360 on him and had agreed with the teen to send her another $350 through cash app. This man was going to give a check? A check. A check for $360 to a minor. Hmm. That check's going to bounce, right? Oh, absolutely. That check's not going to a minor. That check's going to bounce, right? Oh absolutely that check's not going to clear. Damn. Yeah. Crazy out there. Will it make it in? The hunter has become the hunted. Oh man, that's like, was this a spontaneous thing? Like, she got the message and she was just like, in the group chat, guys? Do you, do you want to catch a spontaneous thing? Like she got the message and she was just like in

the group chat guys. Do you do you want to catch a predator junior a guy and they're like fuck I'm not doing anything else. Fortnight's boring now. Was she trying to, was she just part of it? She's the, she's the queen of the to catch a predator ring. I think she's probably the head of the ring. I'm kind of the the the the the the th you you th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th you thin thin thin thin thin, thin, thian, thatting, thian, thian, thian, thian, thian, that, that, that, the, the, thus, thus, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th. th. that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, was that, was that, was that, was that, was that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th head of the ring. I'm kind of picturing like, you know when you watch a movie from say the, let's say the late 2000s to the 20 teens and they like hadn't figured out how to put social media in movies yet? Oh man, yeah. And maybe it's a movie where like somebody's parents are going out of town, a team and they say to one of their friends, okay we'll have a party tonight at my place while my folks were able to just you and me. And then we immediately get the montage

of lots of notifications going off. It's spreading around all the Facebook groups. Big Pido outing at Jenny's house tonight. Oh no, I told you not to tell anyone about the Peto. And now all our friends are here yelling at the Pedo. tho. tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho thi tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho th th th th the the the the th th th the the th the the the th the the the the the the the the tho the the tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho the the the tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho thoto tell anyone about the Pido we were going to yell at and now all our friends are here yelling at the Pido. Well I was going to say the opposite because these girls have clearly got good OPSEC. Well yeah because you think if you heard about- No parents like showing up being like, hey shit you guys can't be doing this. I'll go down and shoot him honey.

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From K-I-N-G in Seattle. Anyone? Lucy's gonna yell at me if I keep saying it. The curse! Don't let me dull your sparkle. Thanks, babe. Don't let her put your light under her bushel. Yes. What is your bushel and keep it away from my stuff?

Uh, K-I-N-G in Seattle, Washington, suspects steal car from Seattle airport, use victims garage opener to burglarize $100,000 from home. Solemn move. That's a great fucking crime. They did the combo crime. Oh, you just used the garage opener. Why do you have a hundred grand? Well, you've got to a hundred grand? You're home? Yeah. Home?

Oh, no, you're right. This is in cash. What the fuck? Yeah, it's the perfect crime. We found it. Well, it starts off as the perfect crime. the perfect crime. So hold on, I'm just trying to figure out.

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Yes. Yeah. It's the fastest car in the game. That's right. Police said a Bellevue man's black BMW was stolen when he parked at Seattle Airport last week. Police said through vehicle documents found in the car the suspects discovered discovered he lived in Bellevue's Newport Shores neighborhood where they stole two safes, a hundred thousand dollars, jewelry, a Yeti cooler and paperwork. Oh my so did they just pick, I'm assuming this is an expensive looking BMW.

They've just picked an expensive car and figured out this guy's got money. That's great. Perfect one. No issues. Speaking of BMWs, yesterday, I got cut off by like someone dangerously pulled out in the traffic driving a BMW X-3 with a flat earth sticker on the back. Oh my god. Which was awesome and then I watched them do like five lane changes without indicating once. Really, really beautiful type of person. That rocks what a confluence of brains.

It's so bad. Now a Yetie cooler is an expensive cooler. It is. We were in a camping store looking at Yeti stuff recently and who doggie. That accounts for $98,000 of the highest. That's right. With an additional $2,000 in cash. The paperwork is very funny as well. Like they stole his paperwork. Yeah. 90s business and, oh my documents! Shut up. The first burglary happened Tuesday night. Quote, it's definitely out of the ordinary, said Drew Anderson, Bellevue Police Department,

police spokesperson. The suspects got into the residence using a garage door remote from the victim's vehicle. Police said the suspects went back to the home Wednesday afternoon. Okay, so they've done one burglary on the Tuesday and then Llewell and Moss style. They've woken up in the middle of the night and they've gone, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, said, th, th, said, th, th, said, th, th, th, said, th, th, the, said, said, the, the, said, the, said, said, said, said, the, said, the, said, thr-in, thr-in, thr-in, the, the, the, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thrown, thrown, thrown, thrown, thou, the, thou, the, thei. thei. thouuuuuuu. theou. the, th Tuesday, and then Llewell and Moss style, they've woken up in the middle of the night and they've gone, that ain't right, I gotta go back. That's not right, I need to steal more stuff.

Probably some of it's respawned by now. That's right. Might get different, rareer loot to the garage and that's what you've gotten. Yeah. And you go back home and you'd be like, hang on. It's probably a whole house attached to that garage for all we know. Uh, that time, police caught them in the act.

So they've gone back. They've tried to double dip. This is, if I was like a, a heat style professional thief, I think that would be in my like code. Never double dip. Never return to the scene of the crime. Don't go back to the same house within 24 hours to rob it again. And that's just on my dummy list. That's just my cruise method is that we don't do two like large heists in exactly the same place, 24 hours apart. You heist the same place twice, here's your sign. And they've got to hold the sign up while they're getting a photo taken, because you're

busted. Yeah, that's right. That time, police caught them in the act after a tip from the victim's son. What's the tip? There's some criminals inside the house? Hey, I guess. Someone stole a bunch of stuff from my dad's house. Do you reckon he was in the house? Or he lived nearby and was like, hey, wait a second. He's throwing an enormous party while his parents were out of two.

Yeah. Dad said he wouldn't be home from Bermuda for three weeks, and yetthere's his black BMW in the driveway when we'd planned a big to catch a predator junior style thing. They're gonna ruin it all. One of the suspects got away in the black BMW. The other tried getting away in a stolen car but was caught. So things have started with the perfect crime, things have started to go a little bit awry. Yeah. A little less perfect as it goes along.

But it just shows, it is possible. We can learn from these mistakes. Yes. Yes, don't go back. And perform the perfect ice. You know what, a lot of people, I don't know. Garage clickers have probably changed since the last time I looked one in the 90s where it was about the size of a cassette tape. They have one big clip on it. Okay, all right.

Yeah, they're quite, quite live. So people probably don't clip them to their sun visor anymore. Does that, do people still do that? Because you can probably just go through the entire like long-term airport parking thing and just look for a remote and be like shit, all right. Yeah. That's fucking- that guy's GPS. Yes, yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Easy. Technology. It's kind of a prison in a way. Yeah. Quote, he ended up getting stuck in between the cop vehicle and the the the the the the the the the the the the the the airport the the the airport the the the airport the the the the airport the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tape airport airport airport airport airport airport airport airport. their their their their their their their their their their airport airport airport. their airport. their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. tap. tapapapape. tape. tape. tape... t. t. t. te.. te.. te.................................................................... in a way. Yeah. Uh, quote, he ended up getting stuck in between the cop vehicle and a tree, Anderson said. A cop vehicle.

A cop vehicle. That's the newest terminology they told them to use. Like a car? You mean like a car? The car? The car they drive? No, it was one of like. The first time I went to Seattle, I had like just got into my friend's place and was just waiting for them to open the door that a Segway cop went past.

I was so fucking happy. That's so, that's not respectable. It's undignified. He fled on foot, hopped into a box truck to get away from the incident and because of bystanders we were able to pinpoint the suspect and arrest them. So we got into a box truck as his getaway vehicle. Yeah. This is a panicked, desperate man who is seeing the perfect crime fall apart around him. Because he went back for more. It went back for more. Never go back. Foolish. You can never go back. Take that Yeti cooler. And accept what you've got. Be grateful for what you've got. Yes.

Yes. Police said all the stolen items in the safes were recovered. Police are asking for help to find the last suspect. So they got the $100,000. They got the jewelry, they got everything. The one guy who got away with the car still at large, but with nothing to show for it, except the Yeti cooler and the paperwork? Quote, if they saw a black BMW driving at a high rate of speed, making turns, not abiding by traffic signals, call us, contact us. Let us know. I mean, how is that out of the ordinary? Yeah, if you see a BMW driver making turns and going fast? Someone who thinks that they don't have to abide by the road rules?

You ever notice that rich people drive like absolute fucking shit? Yeah. That's why you should never let them merge and I'm serious. Yes, no, if someone's in like, they're in a spot and I can clearly see they really need to get over and their cars way nicer than mine. I'm not fucking thu can just do it especially it's like you can't far more about your car than I care about mine. Yeah what are you gonna do? My car looks like shit dude. I don't care. It'd be great if I got some insurance money. Give me some whiplash while we're at it. I don't want to go to work. Yeah, this does sort of like a zipper merge situation but um I don't this does probably cost like 70 grand so I guess it isn't I guess I'm just gonna keep going and not make the space for you I guess it's a kind of I've got the

ride away sort of situation I guess I'm just gonna stare straight ahead like I'm a horse with blinkers on goodbye good luck good luck to the to sand gate hey that was definitely an episode of the podcast. Buntavista, thank you so much for joining us on. It was another crazy ride for us, and I hope it was a crazy ride for you. We'll see you next week, or maybe on the bonus episodes where you get to hear some of the rudder stuff we can't put in these episodes. It's definitely not true. We don't.

The content's not segmented in any way because we're not smart enough to organize things that way, but there's there is twice as much of it. So it's about as good. Yeah, mostly as good. No more or no less. We'll see you on one of those. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. to