Boonta Vista - EPISODE 356: To The Detriment Of Bulgaria

Episode Date: July 28, 2024

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Two animals kicking off the second act of their adventure film, the archetypal One Thing We Didn't Want To Happen story, and all the delights of New York a corn festival. *** This is the video we're talking about FYI: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEpHswmkisQ

Magic. Welcome to Buntavista, episode 366. I'm Andrew and you've traveled across the strange sea to the land of bad and fake Irish accents. I got me accent from back to the future tree. Where Marty McFly meets the Irish Americans he descended from. I'm wearing a silly ginger beard and I look like a right tit. Here by me side is my beloved friend Lucy. She has the accent of Cameron Diaz and the Martin Scorsezi film, Gangs of New York.

Oh, am I Irish? Are you Irish or am I Irish? Oh, we're all- Oh, I haven't seen it, Andrew. Oh, you'd love the lilting strains of Cameron Diaz, calling other people fun, uh, old-timey phrases. Oh, here's another palamine. He has the accent Scottish actor Sean Cottery used when he played Irish copper Jim Malone in Brian DePalmas the Untouchables. It's Ben. I haven't seen it. What the fuck? I'm sorry. I was really hoping that you'd say I had the accent of

fucking what's his name. I was thinking no he's Justin Thoreau in Charlie's Angels to full throttle when he's from the IRA and he has a really cool back tattoo. He's proper jacked in that film. Oh your man's well shredded. Oh and finally he's the ta-a' he's proper jacked in He's proper jacked in that film. Oh, your man's well shredded. Oh, and finally, here's Theo. He's proper Jamaican he is. I thought this act, this kid you know, it's going to be racist and thing, but I feel like everything's going to be iry. Everything is going to be iry. I feel like we've made it a rule on this podcast that you can get out of doing the

Jamaican accent just by saying Wagwan and then moving on. Let me move on. Get out of. I, I was cleaning out the Jamaican accent just by saying Wagwan and then moving on. Let me move on. I was cleaning out the downloads folder on my computer the other day and randomly found that I had downloaded the YouTube video of that English lady doing the Jamaican accent. Malang Neh. Malang ne? Malang n-a! The noises she makes beforehead are so perfect because she's like, um, a more.

And then just a complete transformation. Yeah, like, her face changes, neck changes. She's being inhabited by like one of those Japanese demons for like, like, two seconds. That's what I was thinking, Theo. She looks like just, just in the moments before trying to do a Jamaican accent that she is suddenly possessed and it's trying to wriggle its way out of her body. Yes, and it does. It does. Yeah. Comes out. Not like us though. We're season professionals. Yeah, we're all you guys get to do an accent on the spot. Pretty good pretty good I would say better than St. Charlie Hunham at accents I'd say all of us yeah. Better than what was I um Keanu Reeves at accents? Better than I think it's Van Dyke in Mary Poppins. I had a

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Because she has the ends of a few words in there where I'm, you I I I I I I I I I I I I I mothfucker? I think Tony, Tony Colette needs to be put on blast. I'm putting it out there. Oh, no, American accent, terrible, awful, horrific. No, it's come, where, where was that from, from like hereditary? In everything, I feel like it's rough. She's getting away with a lot by being a fantastic actress. Yeah, that's the thing, isn't it? I'm gonna bring her down a pig, you know? Whereas bloody, Nicole Kidman gets awards for doing like a more, I guess, naturalistic American accent.

Yeah. Can't act. Yeah. Correct. She was a big nose in the hours. More like Tony Kulots. She seems to always be wearing them in film roles that she's in. Yeah, I'm going to try and pay attention to that in future. I guess.

Maybe just... Not a big foot guy, but I'll take you work. They're pants. Kind of like wide-legged pants. She's wearing them in hereditary. She's wearing those and like either RMs or Blundstone. She's wearing some sort of Chelsea boot and I feel like that's a look I've seen her doing multiple things. So I think that's maybe just her vibe.

Yeah. But I feel like Australian actresses are over-represented in Hollywood. It's too many of them. I've been watching Severance. And there's a lady in that, from neighbors. Yeah, I've seen her name on three. You were the only person who knows who she is. She literally from neighbors. Yes, from neighbors.

Margot Robbie was from neighbors. Margot Robbie. Unless he was in home and away the other one. Let's go back to the lady from Severance. How would you say you feel about her, Theo? Yeah. Talk about that lady with the kind of beautiful woman with red hair. Yeah, and the very unique, gorgeous nose. Well, look, this is bonus.

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No, and I'm saying we need more. And less of Irish Australian. Yes, true. D'Eychen? Dye Chen. I can't read IPA characters. I'm gonna drink a couple of the bones. Anyway, neighbors, that's where you've got to cut your teeth, you know?

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he was like, everybody always like shit and all over it, but you know, it was a good job for you for a bit. Yeah, see, Isla Fisher's problem apparently, she was on a home and away. Yeah, totally different. Yeah, we were a home and away household, thrown. thin' thin'a' th, th, being, I don't know, kind of cringe. Yeah. Chris Amseuth was a home and away kid, which makes sense, because he's very surfer-coded. Home and away vibes. Later time slot as well, so you know they can get a little crazier with it. Yeah. Oh, yeah. They imply sex sometime. Yeah, that's right. And also they had those raceperson Australian day race rider. That's stupid fucking show.

Hey, for Theo to be somewhat attracted to a ethnically ambiguous, confident, beautiful woman, that's only natural. We talk about other things that are natural in Nature Corner. Country Roaugh, take me home to the place. I belong. I belong. Bulton Hester. Nature Corner. Rubber crab. Snipped my dick. Buddy Naomi Watts was in Home and Away.

It's a sort of like a talent incubator. Yeah. And then, and then, straddling the great divide, the wonderful Guy Pierce in Home and Away, and neighbours. Yeah, is there anything he can't do? It's a sort of like a talent incubator. Yeah, and then, straddling the great divide, the wonderful guy Pierce. Yeah, thethere anything he can't do? He's in the Australian soap multiverse.

He's never done anything, Provo. No, Guy Pierce is, um, he wore like a... He's goate. He's goate. He's goate. And then Vanity Fair photoshoppeded out of their pictures. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, fuck it.

I was mean, th. I meaning to watch LA Confidential again. What a fucking film? God, I love that movie. I'm gonna be honest with you guys. We're starting with a really light, light tone first story, just to sort of bring the mood up to a level where it can sustain some stories we're doing later on. Okay. This is just, you know. So really hold this, hold this emotion with you.

Keep the feelings you feel from this one in your heart. Yeah. And if, if the tone goes down a bit, just try and reach back, send to yourself, reach back to how you felt earlier and then, put a little sheen of that over how you're feeling later. Mind. And the mindfulness. And thiness. And thiness. And thiness. And thiness. And th, th, thin, th, th, th, th, and thin, and th, and th, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, th, thi, keep thi, keep thi, keep to to to to to to to the feeling, keep the feeling, keep the feeling, keep the feeling, keep the feeling, keep the feeling, keep the feeling, keep th, keep thi, keep th. Keep, keep th. Keep thi, and thi, thi, thi, the thi, the thi, thi, thi, to thi, to thi, to to to thi, to to to to to thin, keep they, keep they. Keep they. Keep they, keep they. Keep they, keep they. Keep they. Mindfulness. Be here then. Be present earlier. Yes. Don't think about the present. Think about this which is in the past.

Okay, got to be this present now later on. Yes. Be here now when you get to that part. I've been using the rubber band technique a lot which is where you put a rubber band around your fingers. So do that, go find a rubber band right now. Find a fidget toy. Find a fidget toy and then when you're fidgeting with it later on, that's your cue to remember the earlier story that was nice. You can't just say I've been doing the rubber band

technique which is where I put a rubber band of my fingers and they're not saying what the purpose of what's the point of... For what reason? Is it for Fibdits? No, it's just to remember. To remember something? To something? Yeah. When you put it on though, do you like say what you're remembering to the rubber band and then...

You don't whisper your intentions to know it. No, I always need to be remembering something at all their something something something something something something something something something something something, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to remember, to remember, to remember, to remember, to remember, to, to, to remember, to remember, to, to remember, to, to, to remember, to, to, to, to remember, to, to, to, to, to remember, to, to, to, to remember something something something something something something something something something something something something, to, to, to, to, to, to remember something something, to, to remember, to, to remember something, to to to remember, to to to to to to to to to remember, to to to remember something, to to to remember, to remember something, to to remember something, to remember, to to remember And so this helps me not being like doing a thing like putting fuel in the in the whipper snipper and then closing the whipper snipper up and then putting it all away and then getting the whippers nipper back out and putting fuel in it again for example. Mm-hmm. Yeah. This, this is so I don't do that. Okay, well, how would you use it in that circumstance? Well, I got the, say, this is just me going, oh, I'm doing a thing. What's the thing I'm doing?

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Yes, Chef John. Yes, Chef John. I know you listen. If the bath's already full, you can't put bubble bath liquid in. You can't, but you can't, but you can't, but agitated by hand. It's never the same. It's going to suck. Brisbane's hard water? Our water is very hard. Very hard. Hard man, hard water. Hard water.

Yeah, sometimes it seems to fluctuate, which I surely can't be the case because of how water supply works, but sometimes it seems way harder than other times. So I put my Mr. Bronner's on and it won't foam up at all. No, it's entirely possible because there's, we've got a couple of water water water water water water water water water water from the river up west and then we've also got one from I forget

which part on the bay but it's very it's a very sandstone heavy supply from that water table over there so I think it depends on the on the day where the water is coming from and some You might get more or less sandstone. Maybe you need like one of those hand... One of those handheld milk frothers. Yes. For the cappuccino. Just to judge up.

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than to have to try and figure out door handles. You wouldn't have them on a bathroom door would you? Probably a push situation, yeah. Yeah, they'd be fucked if they're disabled toilet and then they're often kind of closed and you're... The newer ones. Do they say was it an ambulatory? They don't specify the type of bathroom bathroom that it was. Why'd they call the fire department? Yeah, that's a really... is that who you call? Probably the goat and a dog in store? Yeah. They they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're their they're they're they're they're they're their they're their they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're their they're they're their they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their toy. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their a really... Is that who you call? Probably the... A goat and a dog in the store. Less likely to shoot them. I was gonna say they should be the pills instantly. Less likely to shoot a gun. Which one of you is not gonna turn this place into an animal graveyard?

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Yes. Yet he is also hated by human and animal alike. Yes. And then you have the beloved firefighter rescuing a cute kitten from a tree. Restoring cats, tree daily, every day. Because he can't call the animal control guy because he's going to put them in the fucking incinerator. He doesn't want to get up a tree, his truck doesn't have a ladder, he's not good looking, you don't want touching the nice kitten. He's just going to fire a tranquilizer dart straight to its skull. Yeah. You want the ugly andthat's for sure. Oh my god yeah he's not he's not doing himself for any favors with his hair cut with

the fit of his clothes he's not moisturizing yeah absolutely not drinking enough water yes eating a lot of greasy greasy foods like you can see the grease on him. Yep it's gone right down the front of his overalls and he doesn't care he is not changing those overalls each day when he comes into work. And I tell you what? A monthly wash, maybe, on those overalls? He shouldn't be wearing that style of glasses. Just because people kind of associate them with a certain kind of person and I don't think

like... No. He's wearing the going postal thick frames. Huge. If it's in an Australian movie, he's played by Frank Woodley. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I suppose so. Or scream like dog killer to you?

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Yeah. Fucked. I'm going to walk that back. I don't think it looks that good. I'm sorry. I think you also kind of have to see his face in motion, like the way he talks, it's sort of an almost buffoonery or mime aspect to how he moves and acts that he's infuriating. I don't like it. He looks like a man who is engaged in clown training.

Yes, he's been to home college. Which is not always bad. No, some of our most beautiful friends have trained professionally as clowns. Some of my best friends are professional clowns, but often it can mean when they're on a panel show, just completely insufferable. Just always look at the camera like, ooh! Ooh! Shut up. The store staff locked the animals inside and waited for the fire department to arrive. Just like nailing boards across the door. Like, what do they say locked them inside? Do they mean they locked them inside the bathroom? Yeah, that's fucked up.

Well, if they got that urinal to drink out of, that'd be fine. I don't know, it depends on the urinal, doesn't it? Like, you'd have to be flush in it every now and then. Maybe it's one of those motion sensor ones that every time they walk past, it'll go off and then they're like, oh, free drink. Oh, it's the boarding. 20 minutes later. 20 minutes later.

to, the duo wandering around a fire station earlier that morning before getting dispatched to the Dollar General. So you saw a dog and a goat unaccompanied walking around town together and you're like, wow, that's weird. That is pretty weird. Yeah. I wonder if that'll come up later. Yeah, in the movie Oddball. That's Frank Woodley. So you were just literally thinking about his role as a dog catcher? Yeah, Odd-Wor. What does he look like he's in the IDF?

Oh, he does, doesn't he? That's really fucked up. It's odd. That is odd. It's not where I saw any of this. Oh, I don't like that at all. Looks like he's a rompest stomper. Yeah. Yeah, upsetting. I guess that one's got to be the episode art for their only just to make sense for anyone. Which it's almost impossible to people to find or see the episode art because like most players don't show it. Except if you're

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Until an owner can be found? Do you mean like a new one or? So someone who wants this fun is the joke. The fire district said the owners of the dog or goat can contact penal county animal control. You should have to take him as a package deal. I think so. These guys are clearly friends.

Well, I mean, the implication that they're from from a separate location. Like they're just they're the, like, like, like, like, they're they're they're just, like, like, they're just, like, they're just just just just just just just just just just just their they're just just just they're just their they're just they're just their they're just their their their their they're their they're just their their their their their their their their, their, their their, their their, their their their their their their their their their their their their, I, I, I their their, I, I their their their, I their their their their their their their their their their their their thoes. thoes. thoes. tooan. tooan. tooan. tooan. thoan. thoan. their their their their their their their their the implication that they're from a separate location, like they're from, like the dog all the goat. How did this happen? They didn't bump into each other out the front of the Dollar General and then walking together. Hey, you want to do a team up? Four legs? Yeah. Quadrapad? Quadraped. Nope, they were hanging out near a fire station earlier.

I wonder what they do in there, they said to each other. I think we're in like the second act of their movie at this point. Because they had to sort of, they heard the call to adventure. There was the refusal of the call, and then, despite their bickering, they started to form an uneasy alliance. And just as they started working together, you know, the second act is underway, bam! The first trial being caught, separated. Separated. Yes.

How are we going to get them back together? Yes. What if they were going into the Dollar General because there was something they needed there as part of the journey. And then they've been their McGoffin? They've been set upon. It's sort of their Excalibur in a way, the object that's there. They were about to do their drawing the sword from stone, their first sort of magical act. Yeah, no hands between them though. Yes. So that was going they was going tho tho thiiiiiiiiiiii. Yes. Why thi. It thi. It they thi. It they was going thi. It they was going thi. It they were thin. They were going thin. They were going tho tho tho tho they were they were they were going they were they were going they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they they they they they they were they they they they they they they they they they they were they they they they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were going they were going they were going thin. They were going tho. They were going tho. They were going tho. They were going tho. They were going tho. They were going thooooo. They were going thoooo. They were going they were going they were going they were going they were going tho. They were Why am I as an Australian not permitted to access dollar general dot-com? You ever been in a dollar general? Don't want you to know what they sell in a dollar general. Honeybuds. It's it's kind of like halfway between like a crazy clerks and a reject shop but also a supermarket.

Yeah, it's like a reject shop with allys. Yeah. Yeah, sort of like that, yes. Sort of like halfway between a dimmys and an Aldi. Kind of like a not quite right situation. Yeah, it's um, I don't know. It feels almost like a uniquely American phenomenon in that like, imagine if there were people that did all of their grocery shopping at Crazy Clarks. Yeah, Americans all mixed up like their grocery shopping at Crazy Clarks. Yeah. Yeah, Americans all mixed up like,

I'd love to buy their books from the club store. Oh, you guys don't have Crazy Clarks? But you got the Reject Shop down there, right? We got the Reject Shop. Crazy Clark's is just like a slightly shittier reject shop. Everywhere has the reject shop. It's where you go or a board or whatever. Shut up!

Our stuff is normal. Your stuff is weird. Uh, yeah, I agree. Lucy. I think someone should have to take the dog and the goat. Um, ideally, take them back to the dollar General, let them get the thing they were after. You know? They probably just like a spatula or whatever that they convinced themselves with some sort

of like magical human device that could like save the farm or whatever. Just let them get the fucking spatula and get out of there. Yeah, now the farm's fucked. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Sometimes you, a dog, have teamed up with a goat, and you're on your hero's journey, much like in the Japanese film Milo and Otis, and suddenly you're apprehended in the middle of trying to get your muguffin.

That is, the one thing you didn't want to happen. It's time for the one thing we didn't want to happen. This is the one thing we didn't want to happen. Now, Ben forcefully demanded that I not look at this headline until I got to the exact moment of reading it. And for you, beautiful listener, I have complied. So, let's see what we've got here. This comes to us from the Daily Mail, notoriously British, the Daily Mail. Father's horror as he realized he has taken quote, devious pedophile, 61, with 71 previous offenses on family holiday to Bulgaria

by mistake. This is the one thing we didn't want to happen. This is exactly the thing from where the thing is from. This is the 71 things we didn't want to happen. What do you mean, accidentally? Yeah, what do you mean? Your holiday in Bulgaria? For reference, if you've been hearing us play this stinger for a while. You don't have to take one with you.

If you don't know where this stinger is from, it's clipped from an episode of, is it the day today or Brassai? Or Brassai? The episode, Pido Gettin. That's right. Where they, it's like a satirical news program where they're describing a situation where a super-penophile is sentenced to be launched into space where he can't harm any children, but just the moment before it launched a child fell in there with him, which is essentially the

situation that we have ended up with here. It was the one thing we didn't want to happen. Yeah. A pedophile secretly acquired a passport and used it to go on holiday to Bulgaria with an unsuspecting family who knew nothing of his previous convictions. Yep. What do you mean secretly a- What do you mean with them?

Are they not allowed to leave? Don't you want them to leave? Oh, you want all those one-way passports. We will fly you anywhere, anywhere you want to go. Oh, Bulgaria? That's actually really good for us. Slam in that door as soon as they're out. Hey, hey, the Peterfall wants to go to Bulgaria. What do we do? Let it go. First class. Oh, it turns out so in business class canceled.

Just someone out there getting a notification on their phone. What the fuck? Cancel my tickets! Sorry, sir, national emergency. It's for the good of the country. It's for the good of the country. It's for the good of the country. Yeah, it's for the good of this country.

It's for the good of a country. It's good of a country. A good of a country. A country. To the detriment of Bulgaria. Bulgarians going, does it seem like things really started to change a couple of years ago? I feel like we've got a lot of foreign pitoes in the country now. Every second guy I run into at the supermarket. Andrew Pridey. Priday. Priday. Pridayryday, Priday, Priday, Priday.

Andrew Priday. Yeah. Has 71 previous offenses. You go to jail at some point. Is there some sort of like, come on like, has left us what you know, but also, yeah,the same time. Prison reform, but this one. 71. It's like when you see the, when you see the stories in the paper about somebody being done

for like, insanely high-level drink driving, and they're like 400 times. Yeah, they're like, they're a license had been suspended 12 times before now. Yeah, and you go like, look, you just got to to to to to to to to stop to stop the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their license had been suspended 12 times before now. Yeah, and you go like, look, you just got to stop it from getting in a car. Send them to Bulgaria. Drunk drivers to Bulgaria. You'll fit right in. Well, ideally, you get enough drunk drivers going around there and they're gonna start clipping some of the Pidos, you know, these problems solve themselves. Kind of like introducing foxes for the rabbits.

The pedophiles are the cade beetles, the drug drivers are the cade and toads. And then also you just, and give the Bulgarians golf clubs, you know? Oh yeah. Oh,, he was added to the sex offenders register for life, which requires him to tell police of any passports he possesses as well as plans to travel abroad at least a week before departure. Huh? Just let us know if you're going to Bulgaria. I feel like, I don't know what Britain's passport controls are like. In Australia, they are strenuous. In Australia, you can't, I don't think in Australia you can get a passport without the government knowing about it.

Yeah, it starts with a mean look from the lady at the post office. She's so mean. Why the fuck are the post office. She's so mean. Why is she so mean? Why the fuck are you doing this? Get out of here. And that's just the start of your awful journey, you know? Then you finally get to the point where you're traveling in or out of Australia,

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Yeah. The mean lady at the post office was yelling at you. You'd be noggied for making a typo or your passport application. Oh, yeah, I feel like in Australia they know when they give you a new passport? Yeah. Could he have maybe applied for a passport from another country? Well, how? Unless he's a Bulgarian Pido who's already like emigrated to... Maybe he had a Bulgarian passport. Yeah. I don't know if Priday is a Bulgarian surname, I'm not sure. Yeah, they could be Bulgarian by marriage. Could be.

The shameless criminal applied for and obtained a passport in January 2021 but told police he did not have one during a subsequent annual registration declaration, Swansea Crown Court heard. Like it just seems like that's something you could look up on your police computer. You gave him the passport. You gave him the passport. Yeah. We can't tell if we gave you a passport unless you tell us we gave you a passport.

And we're in an honesty system. So Prince just did shambles. Is that the fucking is that the takeaway here that the state has been like dissolved to the point where like it's because of work. It's because of your paydos run the place you know. We're quite far ahead on the scale of like how unbelievably bureaucratic this country is. Oh, now Penopticon is working just great. Yeah, all our stuff talks to each other. There's only one website you have to go to for Medicare, for the ACTO.

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I'm going to do my annual sex offender register, painting the garage tomorrow. Oh, I wish I could go go go go goyear-old Paedophile flew out from Cardiff Airport on June 17th and joined the parents and child for seven days. All right, so you still got that rubber band on at this point? I'm snapping it with a petafi. Goat and Dog Story. They're good friends! Yeah, they're on an adventure, they get that spatula, they're saving the farm. They're going to be reunited in the third act, I promise you.

They're going to get taken in by a really nice lady and her kids. Yeah, she's going to feed them ice cream after a little bit of a little bit for me. Oh, you can have some. You know what's going to be really great though is that the really nice warm, single mum with the two kids is going to take in the dog and the goat and she's fallen in love with the firefighter. The firefighter. And they're going to make a beautiful blended family and show all those children of divorce out there that maybe there is happiness in the future for you. You know what?

The firefighter he comes in through the door because he's leading the goat in. And the whole time a recurring thing in this has been everyone makes fun of the single mother because she has really bad taste in dessert pies. Like she combines stuff that's like really whack and no one else likes it. And he walks through the door and goes, is that cinnamon and celery pie? That's my favorite and then bam, instant spark, romance. Plus the goat can eat it. Yes. Go eat any of your fucking terrible pies.

Yeah. It's so perfect. We can make a million dollars. And the dog, the dog, voiced by Kevin Hart, who looks at the goat. You crazy. The end. All of the characters voiced by Kevin Hart. That's as much about as Andrew is allowed to do it. Who's, we need someone to voice the dog. And I was thinking kind of, um, what's his, he used to be kind of schlubby when he was on parks and wrecking now he's, looks, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, looks, looks, looks, looks, looks, looks, looks, looks, looks, looks, looks like, the the the the the the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to, looks to, looks to, looks to to to to, looks to to to to the goat, looks the the goat, looks the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to the the the tho, looks, looks, looks at, looks at, looks at, looks at, looks at, looks at the the the to, looks, looks at to to to to to the the the the to, the dog and I was thinking kind of what's his he used to be kind of schlubby when he was on Parks and Rec and now he's like Chris Pratt

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Yeah, I'm like. Every man that's like. Oh, the problem is that now, like anybody who is even remotely normal, like immediately gets yassified by the Hollywood machine. Like, you have to. I've seen quite a few things floating around lately where people are like putting up pictures of, um, of like bodies that were supposed to be like real crazy and out of control. Like, um, like the, the dude, his name was Jesse something who played like the sexy, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, like, like, like real crazy and out of control. Like the dude, his name was Jesse something who played like the sexy gardener in desperate housewives.

Yeah, and they had a picture of him with his shirt off. He just had abs. He had a normal body. Yeah, this is what used to be like a crazy shirtless body on TV. And now there's just like all these replies of gay dudes going I would fucking kill myself if I looked like that. I'd kill myself if I was that fat. Well you know what guy guys I like so. Yeah. Let's bring back normal male bodies. It's about time that finally men had less pressure put on them about the best. Yeah yeah. Can we stop torturing here? I'm glad we had a little bit of torture of men but like we can tak th th th th th th th th th th th th they th they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they th th th th th tho-I tho-I tho-I tho-I to thi thi thi' to to to to tho-I tho-I tho-I tho-I tho-I tho-I tho-I tho-I tho-I th. I'd th. I'd th. I'd th. I'd th. I'd th. I'd th. I'd th. I'd th. I'd th. I'd th. I'd the the-I the-I thi thi-I thi-I'd thi-lou-lou-lipe-lipeeeatlipeatlipeatlipeatlipeatlipeeatlipe toe toe thooooooo' to tho' th about the parties. Yeah, can we stop torturing you? I'm glad we had a little bit of torture of men, but like, we can take it back. Look what they did to Zach Ephron, you know?

You know? I tell you, Zach, he looked up now. He had way too much, like, H.J. His um, his explanation for that was that he fell over in his house and fucking destroyed his face. Yeah, okay. He like clipped his, um, he clipped his jaw on a like a fountain or some shit in his house and was like, oh no, I like cracked a bunch of my face off and shattered my jaw. What about Camail then? Yeah. Oh no, that dude is big time on the HH. Zach Affron has said about doing, he did, he got like insanely shredded for the Baywatch movie of all things with the Rock. And he was like, yeah, that was like really bad for me, both physically and mentally.

He was like, it drives you insane doing that. Yeah, it's funny how people with like the smallest bit of like soul or humanity just kind of get like squeezed, yeah. Get destroyed, just shun up and spat out. That's why I don't have like cum gutters and an abvance. Yeah that is, yeah, it's because I know better. You're looking great though. Yeah, that's what it would do to me. I don't even think cum gouters are eating anymore. No. You know, you gotta be massive. We went a little bit, a little bit of body on you, you know?

Yeah. If you're going off like influences and stuff, you have to be a tank, but also with zero percent body to rid of all your water weight too. No water in your body at any time. Imagine I'm good. Just chicken and broccoli. Yeah. Just dizzy. Just looking like one of the popped guys from Under the Skin. I'm just gonna keep making reference. Yeah, yeah. Absolutely. You should watch that movie. That's a great, great movie. I'm talking directly to you, the listener. Yeah. I was thinking that maybe five years ago, the dog would be th th th th th th to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be the the the the the the to be the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the movie. the the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the the the the the the the the the the the th. the. the. the. teat. teat. teat. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. the the ti. the the the t Yeah. I was thinking that maybe five years ago, the dog would have been voiced by Glenn Powell, but the machine got him. The machine's got to Glenn Powell. He's gone. He sure did. I was like, in a big way, he went from from zero to like everywhere I'm seeing Glenn Powell. I'm just like, okay, that's just a name that I need to know now. It's the summer of Glenn Powell. I've come around on it.

I've come around on the summer of Glenn Power. I like him. I've always liked it. I was charmed. I was charmed. Lucy, have you watched Everybody Want Some? No. You should watch everybody want from.

The hitman. the Richard Linklater one where Glenn Powell plays the hitman? Is that good? I hear it's good. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's okay. It has some parts that are quite good. Elna went and saw twisters at the at the 4DX thing or whatever it shakes you around and she was like, she came home was like, some of Blockbusters are back. Yeah, really? What's the thing that shakes you thakes thakes that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. th. th. th. the the th. th. the th. the th. th. the the. th. th. the. the. that's fine. that's fine. that's fine. that's back. Yeah, really? What's the thing that shakes you around? It's like there's... We haven't got one of those. No, no, sorry, the one at Hoyts is called the D-box.

What the luck? Where it like, it like vibrates and shit, and like, it's like, I gather it's basically like sitting inside a big PS-5 controller while you watch something. That's so awful. And she was like, yeah, so she went and watched twisters in this, and I was like, fair enough. And then we were going to see long legs, and she was like, to D-box. And I was like, I'm not seeing a fucking horror movie. See the horror movie at the Deep Book. Where my chair gets yanked around every time there's like a loud noise.

I'm not going to be into that. Long legs though, that was good. I enjoyed it. I've got some good news. I have cast the dog. Oh, fine. It's a bit of a... We've been killing time while we're this.

It's a Nepa baby situation, I'm sorry, but I do think it's deserved. It's got to be Wyatt Russell. Okay. I reckon Wyatt Russell's our boy. Yeah, Kurt Russell's son? Yeah, it just seems like a sort of normalish dude Yeah, I reckon he's probably probably our guy and he's got some acting credits there, but he's not like a household sort of like, oh shit. That's white Russell. Yeah, I know he you talk about little bit of body. It's the little the the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. Yeah, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the boy. the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. the the the thus, oh shit, that's Wyatt Russell. Yeah, I know who you're talking about. A little bit of fat on his belly. A little bit of body hair. A little bit of belly. Yeah. I hope it's uncontroversial to say, or I hope, I hope, how about this is an opinion of the podcast? I don't know if you guys today. I don't care if I this Ibo baby stuff in Hollywood. Who fucking cares?

I don't care if I like them. I don't care if I don't like them. Yeah, I definitely care. Get the fott out of here. But it's like, it's been going the whole time. Yeah, that's kind of how celebrity works, I guess. I've been going since like Liza Manelli and Judy Garland and Tony Curtis and all them cats. Let people have an empire. Yes.

Let people... When has empire over harmed anyone? Just don't think Hollywood needs to be that much of a meritocracy. I don't think there's any way of possibly enforcing or policing it. Man, I saw something the other day that this presidential race will be the first one since like the late 70s or something without a Biden a Clinton or a Bush? Yeah since since 1976 that's fucking insane. It's wild. Yeah 50 years ago we had Biden Clinton and Bush

now now we've got no Bush no Bush no Bush yeah because it's... I don't know about the other ones work. We've still got, we got Clintons. We've got more Clintons. We've got to do something about that. It'd be so fucked up if you knew the names of like an Australian politician's kids or parents. Yeah. That'd be so psycho.

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We'll see, we'll see how much longer it takes us to get rid of the rest of the story. sick, end quote, and was, quote, physically shaking, and quote, when he learned of three days past convictions. I told you guys about, I told this ages ago about how it turned out that, like a family friend of ours when I was a teenager, turned out to be a fix and pedophile. And like, I, I, my mom and I found out at the same time while we were on a phone call because we were wondering why a photo of him had turned up as like the lead image on a news story. Oh, that's weird. All you can do in that moment is just go like, huh?

Yeah. Like, you know, enough time and pass that it's not like, oh my God, we need to do something about this. It's a weird bit of information to try and be like, what the fuck? Yeah. But I think if it had happened like, you know, a week ago, you probably, it'd probably be pretty traumatizing, I would imagine. I mean, keen-eared listeners might remember,

I've made a few, a few jokes about pedophile uncles on the show. You might th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th show. You might think that's a bit much. But that's just how I process the fact that my uncle was a pedophile, he's a pedophile, I assume he's still out there somewhere. I think, I mean out there. I mean, just prowling. On his way to Bulgaria right now.

Jesus, that's fucked up. Yeah, well. Is he like, has it, is, it, that, is, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, the that, that, the that, the family, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that's, that's the fact, that's, that's, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, the fact, the fact, the fact, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. that, the the that, that, the the that, the that. that, that, that, that, that's just just just that's that's that's that's that right now. Jesus, that's fucked up. Yeah, well. Is he like, has the family just been like we do not talk to this uncle anymore? No, no, I saw him at a funeral like a few years back. Weird. Yeah, he's just like standing there in the room with like everyone else. Everyone's been like, that's, wow. Yeah, that's really fucked up. So. Remember the dog and the goat.

Dog and the goat. They're best friends. They're best thinking about them. They love each other. He was also found to have a phone for which he had not told the police. Uh, you guys got to get away from the honor system with the Yeah. You've got to tell you,

you have to start checking, I think. I'm gonna tell you, a lot of pedophars don't have a code. Like they don't live by like a code of honor. Pettifar's honor? Not really a thing. Yeah, this one. Oh, not a lot of Piedo Bushito, you know? Yeah, it's Capito Boshito. And that's not going to be the episode title.

No, I'm giving it way too much. You have to not let people tell from the outset that that's what this episode is getting to. Oh, if you have a friend who hasn't listened to the episode yet, just let them find out themselves the hard way. They're more like Romans. How come nobody talks about the second half of that episode anymore? Yeah. She talked about that wonderful dog and goat. On behalf of the sex offender, that's not how you want to sentence about you to start in the paper, is it? Yeah. Lawyer, Andrew, Andrew, Andrew, Andrew, Andrew, Andrew, Andrew, Andrew, Andrew, Andrew, Andrew, Andrew, Andrew, Andrew, Andrew, Andrew, thue? thue? thiiiiiiiiiii? thi? thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. It thi. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. It's thi. It's more thi. It's more thi. It's more thi. about you to start in the paper, is it? Yeah. Lawyer Andrew Evans, everybody in this story is called Andrew.

Yeah, what the fuck? The Petervow. The world. Lawyer Andrew Evans argued there was no suggestion of any inappropriate behavior on the part of the defendant during the Bulgarian holiday. But he accepted that his client's compliance with the conditions and requirements he was subject to had, quote, faltered in recent years. Yeah, I think the passport and the phone probably an indication of that. How did you befriend this pedophile? I don't understand. I should really explain it so it doesn't happen to anyone else, you know?

Give us the steps we can take to avoid accidentally taking a pedophile on holiday.... This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the their, their, their, their, their, the the the the their, their, their, their, their, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, their, theiruo, their-afeafeafeafeaulaula, their, their, the, the.qu.que, the.qu-c.e. Quo, their, quote, their, their, their, their,, you know? Yeah, give us the steps we can take to avoid accidentally... To avoid taking a pedophile on holiday. Yeah, this is like one of the ones we would actually like to know. Because usually it's like someone, someone got scammed out of like $400,000. Yeah, it's really honest. If someone asks you, hey, can I hold your $400,000 dollars real quick? Because my hands th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th hands are cold. Everyone must know that's a trick. Yeah, but this guy, yeah. What did he cold call you? They knock on the door, pretending to need to borrow a hammer,

and then use his charisma to charm his way to a family holiday to Bulgaria? Is he charismatic? Must be very... Oh, the charismatic Peterfall? Try not to take any 61 year olds wearing a mesh singlet on family holiday with you. And if you do, take a pedophile with you to Bulgaria, don't give him the spare bed and the family accommodation. He can stay like next door in the other room. Yeah. Maybe ask, like, can I just get maybe a note from the government saying that you've checked in and you're not a pito? Hey, do you mind if I check real quick with the government?

Yeah. It won't take a moment and there's nothing to worry about if you've got nothing to if you know, hard then we're just gonna check real quick with the government on the you know they've got like the sex offender registry thing in the states where you can't like the the the the their th. th. their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. they're thi's thi's thi's thi. thi. thi's their, their, their, their, their, the the the the the the thi, the thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. thi, th. th. th. th. thi. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi's thr-I's thi. the the thi's the the the the the the the the thi's thi's thi. thi. thi You know they've got like the sex offender registry thing in the states? Yeah. Where you can like look at a map of your local area and instantly be driven insane. Which also you know we have to say from the outset very imperfect system you can get on there for public urination for doing all this sort of stuff. I don't think this I don't think that this guy has 71 previous counts of like us sending a 17 year old girl nude when he was 18 yeah sorry that this is how you had to find out that Buntavista is an anti-pedophile podcast yes yeah yeah but we take the stance on some things yeah we're very brave if you like forgot to check that US Pido map before you bought a house and then the

first day you moved in, that's the first thing you did, oh fuck. And then you found out that you had like the highest concentration of pet files anywhere in America. You were just like a glowing red spot. Yeah. You're taping up boxes to move boxes to the to to to to the to to the to to the to the to and your wife goes honey you did check the Piedo map right yeah we're not moving to the not singularity are we yeah you open the map and like the whole page is red you can't even see it I can't see any dots oh no Jesus fucking Christ And that's not funny guys, it's not funny.

No. It's not funny when someone moves to Pino City. When they move to the ex-urb of Phoenix, Arizona that has the highest concentration of betophiles anywhere in the world. I thought that by moving to Bulgaria we could get away from all of this. Turns out the population of this Bulgarian city is 95% 60 plus British men. Yeah, who are mostly paedopholes. They're all talking about how they can't get back to Britain anymore. Because of work. Yeah, it's a work. With a one-third discount for his guilty pleas.

Friday was sentenced to do two years and eight months in prison. Yeah. And the guilty pleas were for, I guess, getting a passport and a phone and traveling without telling the police? They're probably slipping yourself into a family and then traveling with them to Bulgaria for a week. Just two years. It's frowned upon. Yep. Probably just send that guy back to Bulgaria and don't let him come back? Like cancel his passport while he's over there?

It's a Bulgaria's problem now. I think they deport you, don't they? Just turn him away at the gate every time. Any flight that lands in the UK with that guy on it has has has has has that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that guy on it has to do a turn around. No one's getting off. It doesn't matter how, oh you got a wedding to go to? Too bad. You flew over on Pino Air, you go back. Whole country ghosting you. No, I don't think there is a United Kingdom here.

No, this is Latvia. I think they just say midair that if they want the plane to continue and land, somebody somebody somebody volunteer to have this guy live with them? He's just doing the hallway he's doing the hallway thing from Severance where he walks out the out the fire exit, he walks out the terminal gate and they walks back in it's Bulgaria again? What? I must have got turned around somewhere. Let me just try that again. Full of like classic Bulgarian things. Yes. Like, um... Yeah. Uh, oh.

That kind of stew of some kind that they go over there. I reckon they've got a stew. They've got a goulash of some kinds. People saying hello in Bulgarian, which is we all know is... Badaga. That's a male name. Bariang thee. Just looking up a cultural life in Bulgaria. Bulgaria best known for.

Oh, they have libraries. All right. What food do they eat in Bulgaria? Oh, there you go. Okay, we got in Bulgaria? Bulgarian duvetch. Okay, we got all sorts of Bulgarian celebrities. Nina Dobrev, Stanislav Lonevsky, Dimitarov, Dimitra Bacchalova, George Baker, Grigor Demetrov, Bulgarian mafia, you know? Ah.

Tripe soup, Shikimbe. Hmm. Alright, okay. What else is not learning? Learning a lot about Bulgaria. Hey, Bulgaria! That's a region. And we talk about regions in regional bullshit. Regional bullshit. Regional bullshit.

Regional bullshit. Every little town has got their own bullshit. Regional bullshit. Every little town has just got to have it. This comes to us from the Lockport Union Sun and Journal. Gotta shave that tail down. No, I think it's perfect a way it is. This comes to us from the Lockport Union Sun and Journal.

Long, journal and son. In New York, revived Barker Corn Festival builds on tradition. Thank God. Okay, finally. This sounds regional, good old days. Yeah, there's probably not a single peta far, well, they're probably at Okay, finally. All right. This sounds regional, pastoral. Yeah, there's probably not a single pedophile, well, they're probably at least, well, like statistically speaking. You have a big enough corn festival.

You're going to have some penifiles. Organizers of the 2024 Barcacorn Festival are pulling out the stops to make this the best and most exciting one ever, according to organizer Heidi Durgle. Sorry, sorry Heidi, sorry, had enough of that in your life. Yeah. Mrs. What? Pardon? It's just not a good, it's just not got a good feel. It doesn't. No, it looks, possibly Scandinavian to me in the spelling. De-E-R-G-E-L. It does sound like something that the Swedish chef from the Muppets would say. Yeah, that is true. It also leads very easily to, you know, so on so forth. As a project of the Barker Alliance Club, the Corn Festival was a popular annual event

until its discontinuation a few decades. Hmm. A very imprecise measurement for a recent historical event. Some decades. Yeah some decades long past. There's a few is a few more than a couple. Yeah, a few at least three. But is it less than several? You know? I think several varies widely. I think we've had this conversation several times. Yeah. How many? Yeah. Yeah. In 2022 to the the the the the the the. the twe. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the historical historical historical historical historical historical historical historical. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the conversation several times. Well, a few times at least. In 2022, Durgel and Ruth Dent got the idea to revive it. Oh, Durgall and Dent? Durga and Dent?

Deng. Deng it's famous Corn Festival duo. Yeah. Oh, the Corn Festival revivalists, Durgel and dent? It's a Durgal and dent production. It's your right. It's a Durgle and dent joint. Quote, this year we doubled our fundraising and it was credible to people who came out to help, Durgle said. They want to see Barker growing.

Barker line Kent Wakefield remembers when the club sponsored the festival and he thinks it's wonderful that it has been brought back. He explained the festival was a race. He explained the festival was a race. the the the festival. the festival. the festival. the festival. the festival. the festival. the festival. th. the festival. th. the festival. th. the. the. the. the. It was the. the. tho. It was tho. It was tho. He tho. It was the festival the. It was the festival the festival the festival. He was the festival. He was the festival. He was the festival. He was the. He said the. Hea. Hea. He was the. Hea. He was the. He was the. He was the. He was the. He was the. He was the. He was the. He was the. He was the. He was the. He's is the. He's is the. He's the. He's toge. I was toge. I was toge. It's toge. It's was toge. It's was toge. It's was toge. It's toge. It's toge. It and hot dogs and a bingo tent in the village park. What do you mean the festival was a race? This is a like a shockingly common US thing is that like a bunch of their regional festivals are built around a fun run? Oh, okay. Okay. Yeah.

Do I have to do the run if I want to hang out and need the hot dogs? Probably. When Americans say a 5K race, are they saying 5,000 miles? No, I don't think so. Oh right. 5,000, sorry, 5 miles. 5 miles? 5K, no, that doesn't make any sense. 5,000 feet?

What? That's about like 1. Are they using kilometers? No, it seems to be five kilometers. Five-k runs, a long distance. Yeah, that's suspicious. That is weird. How come they're doing that? Oh, so now you decide that's the correct way. That's the easiest way of measuring something.

Yeah, it makes sense. That's just a thousand meters. Easy to do tank. Then we had a slump in membership and Barker Fire Hall took it over and called it beer and banned tonight, Wakefield said. There's a lot of work. Okay. Yeah.

Doesn't sound very corn oriented to me though. No, I realized the corn coming in? They're taking the corn out of the corn festival. You see what they're they're tha tha tha th. They're taking the corn out of the corn festival. You see what they're trying to do to America? It's fucked up. Yeah. Today, Barker's Lions Club is enjoying a growth spurt and the membership is excited about helping with the corn festival.

Quote, this is going to be our lookout year to see how it can be more helpful next year, Wakefield said, this is a great event for our community to get together, to, to, to, to, to, to, the to, the to, the to, theyn, theyn, to, their, to, their, their, their, their, their, their, and, and, and, and, their, is, is, is, and, their, and their, is a their, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is a, is a, is, is a, is a, is a, is a, is a, is a, is a the the tien, is a tien, is a tien, is a tien, is a tien, is a tien, is a tien, is a tien, is a t t t t thea.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.s should act. The festival cited for noon to 6 p.m. Saturday at Parker Village Park on Main Street actually will begin at 9 a.m. with a 5k run slash walk. Durga said all the old favorite features will be present along with a lot of new ones, such as a corn eating contest at the hideaway in town. Yes, we're talking. Yes, that's the main event, cornyn, corn. Corn, corn. Corn, corn. Corn, corn. Corn, corn. Corn, corn. Corn, corn. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. Yes, we're talking. Yes, that's the main event, right? Corny. Corn eating contest afterwards. So hungry. So ready to fill up on corn. I'd love to know how they, how they organize that, whether it's like we take all the colonels off the cobs. It's got to be on the cob. It's cob based. How particular are we getting about what's classified as finished, you know? I think you've got to have every kernel. The Cobb Inspector? You barely stripped this cob.

Get back in there. I'd love to see like the strategies on that, like a corn eating contest. I reckon mathematically. I just got to be sliding that thing around. Typewriter style. I reckon you're also sliding it across. Okay. So that you sort of make, you describe a spiral across its surface.

And that way you only have to do one movement across. One sort of slow movement, yeah, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Real Pro brings their own power drill. A strong man competition at the hideaway at 10 a.m. Oh. That dove-tiles nicely. Go for a... Don't sound a little gay club-ish.

A couple of buff. Beautiful guys. Some strong men down at the hideaway. Lifting some triangular weights. They're at 10 a.m. but they're still there from the night before. You know? A petting zoo at the farmers market. Beautiful. Dog training demonstrations. Now, a petting zoo at the farmers market and dog training demonstrations, that sounds like

the way that a dog and a goat would end up being friends with each other. Yes. True. They get the talking. Yeah, through the fence. You just get to talking sometimes. Look, I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't sometimes. Yeah. Look, I don't like you, you don't like me, but we both want one thing. We want to get the hell out of here. You ever been to a dollar general?

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that one. That's disgusting. Yeah, it's great. It's not that we can be any bags. And they're throwing it into a little bit of cornhole. I love cornhole. Okay. Whole family can call and whole family can call and hold together. The game was first first that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that for Parlacoits, which displays most of the features of modern cornhole but uses a square hole. Nicknames, Bag-O, Bean Bag, Bean Bag toss, dummy boards, dog house, Dad Hole, Saps, beans, beans, bean bag, bean in the hole. I've read this exact list on the podcast for Beanbacks. I don't like Dad Hole. I don't like Dad Holling. I think we read it at the start of a very, very early Great American Hall of Name because I got a bunch of professional

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So it's a good episode I think actually. This is from like two years ago, episode 213, Dad Like a Hole. That was when we went into that whole Americans not using their parking brakes. Oh, yeah. For the first time. Got a lot of people riding in to be like, well, why would I? We usually outlined that in the episode. In the episode, yeah. Yeah, we talked about that at length. Hey, that was definitely an episode of the podcast. Buntavista. Thank th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We th. Yeah. We th. We th. Yeah. We th. We th. We th. We th. We th. Yeah. Yeah. We th. We th. We th. We th. We the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. Yeah. We the. We the. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We th. We th. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the podcast. Buntavista, thank you so much for joining us on this crazy journey. We didn't get to the second nasty story. But you're all welcome. You're all welcome. It's about the stops you make along the way.

Yes. Talk about films you've seen. Podcasts are what happens when you're busy wasting time? No, making other plans. Yes. Yes. If you do want to hear that nasty story, you will probably hear that on a bonus episode. So check that out.

Otherwise, we'll see you next week on the free episode. Stay safe out there. Do some, if you're about to bring like a slightly like a weird elderly guy with you on a family holiday, do you don't have to do like a full background check? You don't have to get a private eye. Just Google his name. Just Google his name. It's probably some paperwork. I ask the season paperwork. I reckon you'll probably find him in earlier daily mail stories. That's my feeling. Mm-hmm. Just just a little a little check. Check your corners. Um, have a lovely week.

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