Boonta Vista - EPISODE 357: Passive Swimcome

Starting point is 00:00:00 Welcome to Bruntavista episode of shit. Oh, somebody took a shit over hell. Watch out for that. Anyway, I've got a model somewhere else from. Yeah. So practiced. Slowly, he's sleep. He's closed. So good. You're amazing.

Starting point is 00:00:28 Welcome to Bluntavista episode 357. I'm Andrew and I'm here at the last supper. If I'm keeping it completely real, I am not impressed with the food. Bitter herbs, unleavened bread, fuck this. Where are the chicken tenders? Where am I going to get my beer? Here with me is the faithful disciple Peter. It's Lucy.

Starting point is 00:00:50 What's that? What's that? Hey, I've just been reading your bio and it seems to be Simon and then Jesus changed it to Peter, which means rock. Didn't really? That's kind of like his rock actually. he kind of sees me as his rock actually. I think I'm like kind of his like best friend I'd say. But were you not like a little put out when he said, hey, this is your name now?

Starting point is 00:01:17 No, I'd do anything for that guy. Now well it does also say here in your bio that given the choice of how you wanted to die you said, quote, I'd like to be crucified upside down because I am unworthy to die as my lord did. Yeah, I did say that. I did say that. I was crazy back then. I was fucked out when I said that.

Starting point is 00:01:40 You sure you weren't doing like a more of a bury me upside down so the world can kiss my ass kind of thing? Yeah, I was probably going for that. I want to be crucified facing the cross with my pants off. I'm like saying, fuck crucifixion. I've got that sticker on the back window of my car. Fuck crucifixion. I've got that sticker on the back window off my car. Fuck crucifixion. Oh, speaking the devil, there he is sitting in the middle of the table,

Starting point is 00:02:13 making himself the center of attention in a way that I would describe as unsubtle. It's a man with a beard, long brown hair. A beatific glow radiating all around him and very short shorts that won't be visible in any future paintings of this scene. It's the son of God Ben. What's up brother? I am actually also God. I'm both the son of God and God. Yeah. Can I ask you a few sort of world building questions? Yep. Um, who are you in this scenario? I'm Andrew. Yeah, you are the disciple Andrew. Yeah, that actually I believe there were but the other one was a classic Andrew who is known as situation, isn't it? How is it? Peter who was Paul, Andrew two? Andrews. the other. Andrew who was, the other. Andrew who was Craig. Jeff. Jeff? I think the one. thi. And thi. And this is a the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the other the other the other the other one the the the the other one the other one the other one the other one the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the over the disciples like Andrew, Andrew two. Andrew who was Craig, Jeff, who is, and this is great novel material, by the way.

Starting point is 00:03:11 Yep, there's, uh, there was Andrew the Apostle. Yes. There you go. The goat. Yeah, that's, that's me. I'm Andrew the apostle. Yeah. See, I usually, I feel like because of my, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, the the th, th, th, th, thue, the, the, the, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the, the, thi, the, thi, tho, tho, tho, th th th th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi, the thi, thi, thi, that that that that that that that thi., thi., thi., thi., thi., thi. thi, thi, thi, thi..., that's that's me. I'm Andrew the Apostle. Yeah. I usually I feel like because of my my upbringing in the church, I'm usually the guy whose mind goes to

Starting point is 00:03:30 the biblical situations when I can't think of an intro but it's not me this time. That's nice. That's quite refreshing. I'm learning all this stuff for the first time so. Not a Christian but the Bible's got the juice. Bible's got the juice. Yeah, it's got it all. Danger, romance, intrigue, betrayal. It's not actually boring at all. Like, I find if you actually sit down and read it, it's all in there. It's all in there, man.

Starting point is 00:03:59 God did some crazy shit. He was kind of a fucked up guy. Look, I'm not supposed to swear to you kids, but look, it's Friday night youth group, we're about to go to strike bowling. I'm going to drop a few F bombs. The Bible is freaking cool. The Bible is freaking cool. Kids today, they're all interested in beef between Kendrick Lamar and Drake.

Starting point is 00:04:21 I'll tell you who the original beef was between. Speak it. Yes, God. the devil. Yeah. I was gonna say Canaan Abel. I was gonna say Job. Like God's got a lot of beef and a lot of people. Yeah. Yeah. Had a few beefs on the go. They had the ultimate beef. Like I guess. Yeah one of them killed the other one. Yeah, but was that was that like by instruction. Oh. Oh they're the the the ultimate the ultimate the the ultimate the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the of the history, I did they? One of them killed the other one. Yeah, but was that, was that like by instruction though? No, that one wasn't by instruction. I noticed here in the list of 12, uh, the 12 people who were at apostles or whatever. Apostles? No, disciples. Who were at the last supper that there was another Simon. So maybe Jesus changed your name just to

Starting point is 00:05:05 keep it straighter for himself. We've already got a Simon. So what if you were Peter now? Different friends to your birthday party? They're like mixing like people you know from different parts of your life. It's really awkward and uncomfortable. You just want to make it like a smooth experience for everyone. But he changed Simon one though. Yeah. No thank you. Simo maybe it's a barb's based things things things things things things th. th. th. th. th. the same. th. the same. the same. S s s s s. th. S. Sim. Sim. the same. the same. Sim. Sim. the same s. S. S. S. the same the same the same. Sim. Sim. Sim. S. S. S. S. S, the same the same the same the same the same the same. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. I. S. S. I. S. I. S. I. I. S. I. S. I. S. I. S. I. S. I. S. S. I. S. S. S. S. S. Sto be the extra Simon. Yeah. No thank you. Simo maybe. Maybe it's a vibes-based thing.

Starting point is 00:05:29 Yeah. I don't really see you as a Simon. Really kind of Peter vibes to me. Is it kind of like a Paul or maybe a Saul to me. It's giving soul. Hey, quick question Jesus. Why do you call this one the last supper? It's kind of ominous.

Starting point is 00:05:47 I don't know, it's got a feeling about it. Also, I am God, so I've sort of seen everything that will come to pass already. This is all sort of part of my grand design. Even what you're doing, Judas. No what you're up to. He's not listening. Speaking of, down to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to to to to to to to Speaking of, down there at the end of the table, rubbing his hands together and grinning impishly, looking a lot like gremor worm-tongue, trying to get me to buy into his fidget spinner

Starting point is 00:06:12 reselling business and occasionally miming strangling and stabbing motions behind Ben's back, it's my friend and yours, the man who will never betray any of us. It's thio thio, how you doing? Good. Why are you so oily? Anyone else here kind of just just a little bit sick of Jesus's shit? Do you guys think Jesus is mad at me? Yeah. He's been acting mad at me all day. It's all about Jesus, Jesus, like none of us get the term to shine. Have you noticed Jesus? He's always going to talk about himself? Yeah. What about the teachings of Judas, you know? Yes.

Starting point is 00:06:50 Who's talking about those? Yes. You know what I don't like is that we got here, and like I had booked ahead and I made sure to get a big enough table for all of us? And Jesus makes thus, the the the the the their their thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thi thi, to their, to to to to to to to to to to to to their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, thi, thi, thi, too, too, too, too, tooes.a, too, tooes.a, too, too, tooes.a, tooes, tooes, too, too, table so he can go right in the middle. I don't like that. Why can't I talk across the table to my friends? You know? Because then we'll just get the back ear head in the painting.

Starting point is 00:07:14 I've been really enjoying all that freak out over the thing at the Olympics and the last supper and stuff. Which is what made me think of it in the first place. Yeah, I figured that's what put it in your brain. What happened? I saw the like satanic panic kind of shit. I just just see. I only know about Gozira playing which rules. Yeah, but they also think that was Satan as well because it's the 80s again and they're like a heavy metal music. Most of their songs are about flying whales, leaving the earth because of pollution.

Starting point is 00:07:47 Yeah, what a fucking song. Can I get away with just putting that entire song as the outro? That riff, when the riff cuts in on Flying Wales? Oh, Jesus. Oh, I watched them play that during a thunderstorm and I think it was maybe one of the happiest experiences of my life. They always look amazing performing. Four French people, they look great.

Starting point is 00:08:12 Four French people just like fucking hitting their instruments as hard as they can be hit for like an hour and a half. It's not like bad Prague. It's like the good kind of prog if it's okay to listen to. Is it prong? I'd call them progressive. Yeah. I'm sorry being called tech metal, you know? Yeah. They're calling it all kinds of stuff out there. Yeah. But to your point Ben, there was a depiction of like the Greek gods. Yeah. Of uh, to the of Tom Fulery in sports. I was sort of like Olympus. Dionysus. Dionysus, Dionysius, Bacchus.

Starting point is 00:08:52 No he's Roman. The other ones. Aren't they the same guy? But because they were at a table, all the Christians went. Last Supper, I know this one. Yeah, classic table shit. Which is very funny because like obviously they're depicted in the Da Vinci painting, the Last Supper, as all being in a line because that allows him to represent all of them in a single painting. And the idea that this is like some

Starting point is 00:09:18 sacred object from the Bible, like no they'll probably see it like a regular table. It didn't happen. Yeah, I mean, the idea the idea the idea the idea the idea the idea the idea the idea the idea the idea they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they also they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they'll they're they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they're their their their their they. I'll they. I'll they. I'll they. I'll they. I'll they. I'll they. I'll they. I'll they. I'll their they're they're probably sit again like a regular table. It didn't happen is the thing. Yeah. I mean I mean I mean I think they also got these guys at a table so they could point a camera at them and have them all be in the picture. Yeah and then that was that blue guy who was wearing the vine the flowers or whatever. Did the apostles invent blocking? Did probably actually he invented a lot of stuff. Blocking, spiral helicopter. That was one crazy homo. Core-armed guy with a little bit of dick. Hey, what Jesus did to Jesus for just a little bit of money? That was kind of a scam.

Starting point is 00:09:58 And we look at scams, sort of, I guess. No, what Judas did to Jesus for just a little bit of money, that was kind of a scam. We look at scams, sort of, I guess. I mean, he scammed Jesus out of his life. He scammed Jesus, I suppose. And he kind of scammed humanity because he robbed us of the latter years of Jesus' life, but at the same time, Jesus did die for all of us who accept him to enter into the kingdom of heaven, so we kind of net benefit. So thank you, Judas.

Starting point is 00:10:30 It's time for scam watch. Warning, warning, someone has successfully or unsuccessfully attempted a scan and must be judged. This is Scamwatch. This comes to us from WTXL in Florida. It's not a... it's not an easy one. The Taxol. The Taxol.

Starting point is 00:10:55 The Taxol. The Axel. The Axell is a good one. If I was on the WTXL radio, that's what I'd be saying. Welcome to WTXL, the Axolotel. It's time to get wet. You're listening to the Mexican lizard. Is that what an Axelotel is?

Starting point is 00:11:15 I don't think Axelotl is a Lizard's. It's a wet lizard. It's a wet lizard. They have the form factor of a lizard, but I don't think they are of the order... Lizardalia? They're more like a frog, right? The closer actually is an orangutan than they are to a pina pitomorphic salamander.

Starting point is 00:11:37 Oh no! They look like kids. Thomasville Police warned neighbors about unsolicited jewelry in the mail. What's a problem? I know. Getting all the three gold. Getting a couple of rings? A couple of gold chains. Friendship plate?

Starting point is 00:12:00 Bracelets? It's got one half of a friendship bracelet in the mail? Just that little heart. It's a side that says best. It's upsetting to get half a friendship bracelet in the mail? Just that little heart. That's his best? It's upsetting to get half of a friendship bracelet in the mail because it's like, who's my friend? Where is my friend? I think that's beautiful.

Starting point is 00:12:14 You got to go on a journey to find your best friend, your other half. You know what's crazy? It turns out that your recently deceased husband set it up so that got sent you if he ever died so you deliberately went out to try and find friends. Yes. It's like a Pierce I Love You situation. Yes, to move forward with your life. Yes, this is half of a friendship bracelet. Find a friend.

Starting point is 00:12:41 Police awarding neighbors in Thomasville about a potential scam that could be lurking in your mailbox. Great, now I'm going to be too scared to check the mail for the next week. I cannot imagine a scenario that this drags money out of me except if maybe there was a fish hook on these, like, on this treasure with a fishing line that leads all the way back to the scammer. Or you didn't realize that the act of opening your mailbox will sort of knock a stick that was propping a box, a really really really big box, it will fall on you when you can't get out. If it's big enough you don't really notice it. Yes, yeah, it's so weird that it's night time at 930 in the morning., oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, well, well, well, well, well, oh, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, the the the the the the the the the the the the the their, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, too, too, too, took, too, too, thi. thi. thi. thi. the the the the the the the the the really notice it. Yes. Dark out today. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:13:25 It's so weird that it's nighttime at 9.30 in the morning. Oh well, time to check the mail. Police said on Facebook that they have received reports of people getting, quote, unexpected jewelry and other products in the mail. Cool. Inside those packages, neighbors have found a card with a QR code. Straight in the bin the bin the bin the bin the with a QR code. Straighten the bin. Yeah, straight in the bin.

Starting point is 00:13:47 Absolutely, you're throwing that in the bin, right? Yeah, I'm not scanning that. Why don't you scan it? Police said that the card encourages victims to scan and register their product. You know how you got to keep your jewelry? You're going to register your bracelet. You're trying thaki thaki th free mail jewelry? And who is doing that as well? Like the warranty card, that also goes in the bin. In the 90s when you bought like a computer game and it came in a, your kids these days

Starting point is 00:14:13 that they wouldn't remember this. No, they don't. You used to come in a big, a big box. You have to go to the shops and buy it. and inside there would be a little card that you could fill out and you could mail off to register your game with Westwood or whoever? Why was why? Why does Sierra need my information? Why did they do that? I want to know who's jack and off to leisure suit Larry 2. I still don't really understand that. Also but how crazy was the time before they couldn't guarantee that everyone would have the internet? so they had to have the physical to have to have to have to have to have to have the physical to have the physical to have the physical to have the physical to have the physical the physical to have the physical to have the physical to have the physical the to have the the to have to have the the was the type before they couldn't guarantee that everyone would have the internet, so they had to have the physical mail out of the registry card in there?

Starting point is 00:14:53 Yeah. That's fucking, we're kind of old. Yeah, sort of old. Like we basically, we were alive and doing stuff during the Stone Ages, kind of. Yeah, software came in Ages kind of. Yeah. Yeah, software came in a big box. Yeah, and your computer didn't have the internet most of the time. You had to turn the internet on.

Starting point is 00:15:11 And you had to yell out to your family. Hey, no one make any phone calls. I remember having some video games in a clamshell case with tapes in it. Oh, that was loading stuff off a tapeape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape the to thape tapes in it. You know, that's hell yeah. That's dope. Wow. Yeah. Loading stuff off a tape onto a Commodore 64. I and going I don't understand how this works and to this day I don't. You know I had a good time there where like I was playing games off a five and a quarter inch floppy. Those are the big ones that you could like flap around the. Oh yeah. I actually think that's great. I'm sitting there downloading my fucking like 65 gigabyte call of duty updates. Yes. Okay, can we talk about this? Why did we make this world? Yeah. This world's got so fucking

Starting point is 00:15:52 fucked up. It's worse. You go into EV games. The guy looks at you like you're a complete alien because you want to buy a physical copy of a game. It's like you'd have a... Yeah. That disability that means you can't download it? You get the game. This place is just for money laundering now. You go great, I have a Thursday night off. I have two beers. I'm gonna play a new AAA game that was released 10 years ago. This is gonna be awesome.

Starting point is 00:16:19 I bought it on a disc. I've got it in my fucking head. Meanwhile, someone in Activision rubbing their hands together and chucklinging. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. this. this. this. this. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, their, you're thi, thi, you their, you their, you their, you their, you their, you their, you their, you their, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th. th. This, th. thi, thi. This, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thoo. thoooo-a. th. thoooooo. th. theateateat, thooooo. You're thi. You're thi, thi. I've got the whole thing. I've got it in my fucking hand. Meanwhile, someone at Activision rubbing their hands together and chuckling. Hey, what's this? This guy's about to have his Thursday night to be a gaming night, ruined. 130 gigabytes. You pop it in. 130 gig. Bam.

Starting point is 00:16:34 Oh, I'll see you to actually like delete one. Sometimes it sounds like we're joking about stuff, but right now, I mean what the fuck is up? How is this meant to work? That's okay though, just buy an external hard drive for your PS5. Oh wait, you have to buy a special kind of external hard drive for your PS5. You can't just buy a normal one and have it and plug it in and have it work. I just want to play last decades AAA games, okay? I want to drink two seven percent IPAs. I want to get a dominoes pizza. And I want to play the last of us one. Yes, I want to play six hours of the last of us one. Oh, oh no, this guy wants to play a Mr. Noddy dog. Guess. You're. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. the th. th. the th. the th. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm. Oh, I'm. Oh, I want the the the the the the the the to play. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, I want to. Oh, oh, I. Oh, I. Oh, oh, oh, oh, I. Oh, oh, I. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh gigabytes of game to play the game that you're holding. I'm not registering. Get the fuck out of my house. You're getting my details. Did you see Animal Well, the little indie game that came out a while ago?

Starting point is 00:17:34 Marvelous, wonderful game. 30 megabytes. Oh, that is beautiful. How they do that? Where'd they keep the stuff? I did buy a physical game the other day because it was one of my kids' birthdays. One of my kids' birthdays and she asked for, and she asked for just like another Mario game for the switch. And I said, of course, Mario is a delight to play. Yes. And it comes on a little thing. Yeah, and you got it, so I was like, I'll buy the physical, I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy the, I'll buy, I'll buy the, I'll buy the physical, I'll buy the physical, I'll buy the physical, I'll buy the physical, I'll buy the physical, I'll buy the physical, I'll buy the physical, I'll buy, I'll the, I'll, I'll, I'll the physical, I'll the, I'll, I'll, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'll, I'll, I'll, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll the, I'll the, I'll the, I'll the, I'll the, I'll the, I'll the, I'll the physical, I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thing. Yeah, and you got it, so, so I was like,

Starting point is 00:18:06 I'll buy the, I'll buy the physical thing because it's nice to have something to open on your birthday instead of me saying, congratulations, you've got the concept of a game. It's pointing to the living room, being like, it's on there somewhere. Yeah, oh, it's in the cloud, it's all around us, I say, like a fucking full. 130 gigabytes. No, instead I had to get something to wrap up, so I go down and I buy a game and you know, you can't help but feel like they're making funny a little bit with the switch packaging because you open it up and there's a little thing the size of your thumbnail in there. And the box is small to begin with, they made it as small as they can, haven't they? Made the box is smaller. It's like a scene card.

Starting point is 00:18:48 The kids were like, why they put it in such a big box and there's this tiny thing inside. And I was like, well, if they made the box as big as the things, you'd be losing it, you know? It'd be like, you know, the little cases that they'd make for like an SD card? Yeah. You know, that'll just be one of them. Or the little wallets for, um, for like your 3DS games. Yeah. And you can just have them all in there. You know what's really good from steam?

Starting point is 00:19:14 Is going to fucking electronics boutique. Yeah, we called it the whole thing back then. And looking at a wall of cereal boxed thia thia the cereal box thia thia thia their thia thia thia thia thi. their thi. thi. thi. thi. their thi. thi. their thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. their thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. the the the the the. the the. the. th. the box sized and that was when cereal boxes were bigger as well before shrinkflation. Yeah, so true. Dark rain. Ooh, this looks cool. Made in Australia. Oh, the artwork.

Starting point is 00:19:34 It looks so evocative. Morrow wind. Whoa, look at the different kinds of biome. thi little Mario Kart, get fucked. I'm a set- $800 for PS5, no games. Yes, yeah, they still don't have any games on the PS5. I wouldn't know, I'm still working on the AAA games that were released when the PS4 first came out.

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Starting point is 00:21:10 A dangerous website. That's not entirely true. It's going to open you probably to a place where you could get malware, but you have to do like more. Yeah, and there's like instructions there on how to side load an APK or something. That's right. You can have to turn your phone to developer mode. All right. I guess I really need to register this necklace. Going to settings, there's a sitting there called Shields Down.

Starting point is 00:21:37 Really helpful if you could hit that. Police said that the virus could give thieves, quote, access to sensitive data and information including bank accounts. What? I don't believe, I don't, yeah. This is like, there's gotta be a lot missing in the middle here. Yeah, well, the cops don't understand how phones work. They don't understand how phone works or whatever. I think, I bet you register it and then it gives you a phone number to a guy who's in

Starting point is 00:22:05 like one of those scam call centers who's being like threatened with his life unless he extorts some money out of you. Send us your phone immediately. Yeah. Yeah. And then you'd to be like, give me your bank account logging and the person goes, oh well, I guess you'd need that. And they just explained to the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their threathen. I. I's threathen. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I' threathea. I's. I's their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. I's, their. I's, their. I's, threat. I's, threat. I'm. I'm just just just, threat. I'm just, threat. threat. threat. threat. threat. threat. threat. threaten. threaten. threaten. threat. threat. I an app was made out of fucking fentanyl. Yes. Imagine like and they just immediately start fainting. Like whoo? It's so funny that like the the beekeeper, a tremendous movie depicts that sort of like

Starting point is 00:22:37 scam call center as like white hipsters. Cool like zoomers. Yeah highly profitable. Like really cool guys that just like... Yeah instead of like theers. Yeah, they're highly profitable. Like, really cool guys. It's just like, instead of like the global South, trying to claw back a little bit of the inequality that we've kind of just like, bilch. Like, literally people that are being like threatened with their lives if they don't. That's why it's the perfect movie though, because it's like, because it's like, because it's like, here's this thing that we all hate, but we're not gonna make it racial. Yes, let's not look at the causes the problems.

Starting point is 00:23:07 Yeah. I actually imagine it a different way. But they are, look, look, look, in my head cannon scannins her even more annoying. Yeah, they're like from Bondi or whatever. Yeah, it fucking rules, because every time he rolls up in one of those like extremely well appointed and expensive looking call centers and confront somebody, the first thing they do is they go, yeah we know it's bad, but we love doing it.

Starting point is 00:23:34 We just love money. Because I'm from Silicon Valley. Poor Portland. And also that one guy's South Africa. They're all bad. If you scanned one of these codes, police said there are steps you can take to protect yourself. Get a fucking gun. Shoot your phone. Change your account passwords. Your information may have been compromised.

Starting point is 00:24:01 Closely monitored your accounts and credit reports, notify authorities, don't pay for the product. Yeah. What product? What are you talking about? Yeah, it's a product that you got. Uh, notify the retailer. What?

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Starting point is 00:24:27 Yeah. Oh, you guys want to hear about a mystery? Yeah. So this is really pedantic, but I'm just hoping I can maybe get ahead of this. I really enjoyed that you all managed to say Ray Fines about 30 times in the episode that I wasn't on and I think we got a single correct pronunciation in there anywhere. Theo started it poorly, I didn't want to pronounce my exaltly different. I didn't say it at all.

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Starting point is 00:25:28 Like is it a gold chain? Is it a beautiful bracelet with like many charms on it? Is it a mood ring? Is it like a five dollar plastic mood ring? Is it just a plastic mood ring? You can't just say, hey, you might have received some strange objects. Not talk about what the objects are. Yeah. Such a weird scam.

Starting point is 00:25:48 Whatever you do, though, do whatever with the objects. Yeah, we had to list. Do whatever as one of the steps to protect yourself is literally, oh, keep it or don't. Don't worry about it. No stress. And that's the weirdest part is establishing that there is no, no potential potential potential potential potential potential potential potential potential potential potential potential potential potential potential potential potential potential potential potential, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the th. It, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi thi thi thi. It's thi. It's such thi. It's such thi. It's such thi. It's such such thi. It's such thi. It's such such thi. It's such such th it. That's the weirdest part is establishing that there is no no potential harm from the jewelry itself. Yeah, the jewelry is inert. They don't know that. I don't think there's been enough time to know that. They haven't tested though.

Starting point is 00:26:18 I think the jewelry could be harmful. Or is this jewelry that they're sending out to people to get them hooked on the concept? Want more? Beware of free jewelry in your mailbox. You may want more jewelry. More QR codes. Scan the QR to know what color is, which mood. That's probably what it is.

Starting point is 00:26:40 I can't have been purple all day, but I don't fucking understand what it makes. Always purple. I can't help but think that this is the kind of jewelry you would get if you ordered like a whole bunch of costume jewelry from Ali Baba. Yeah, 100% it's got to be made of like plastic. Yeah, not Swarupsky. Gallium. I don't know what the cheapest metals are. Tullarium, the one that makes you smell like garlic forever. Beware of stinky jewelry in your mailbox.

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Starting point is 00:28:26 If anything, this article isn't trying to scandalize us enough. But you know who does try and scandalize us in articles? People writing those British tabloids. It's time for tabloid phenomenon. Violet ever, disintegrate, Fist-headed man destroys church. One. My later is a treater, turned around it. Fist-headed man destroys church. Huh. Oh, it's gone back to that.

Starting point is 00:28:53 That was uncomfortable for me. I must have put in the circumcised version of that one. It's a little bit of the ears. Yeah. So realize I had two in there. Oh. I was unsettling two in there. Oh, I was unsettling for all of us. Yeah, and I noticed while it was playing I had reduced sensitivity to it as well.

Starting point is 00:29:13 What they need to get someone on here? It's been circumcised and really grill them about the particulars. Like it doesn't feel as good. You can't feel all the stuff. So ideally we get somebody, you're not sure why. Yeah, ideally we get somebody who's had an adult circumcision so that they can give a real before. They know both say that. Yeah, you're not gonna know if you've had one. No, we know too many people that. We both have a mutual friend who's had an adult circumcision, Theo? Was it for like medical necessity though? It could have been either for him, honestly.

Starting point is 00:29:48 Was that thing flapping? Ah, yeah. Should that shit dragon? And let's both say at the same time who it is. Now, he might still listen to the show actually. Hey, if you're listening, you know exactly who you are. That's right, look down. You know what we're talking about. Yep. This comes to us from the daily mail.

Starting point is 00:30:07 Homeowner finds family using her private swimming pool before being given shocking excuse for the incident. Okay. All right. Lisa, you look so pleased to do yourself that now. I like this feeling. I like being on the other side and just not knowing where this is going. You don't know where this is going. You're kind of withholding at the moment the info.

Starting point is 00:30:32 She's kind of got all the power. She's holding all the cards. Maybe I won't give you the info. Maybe we should just cut it off right there. Maybe I'll just delete the last paragraph. You won't get to to finish to to to to to the the the the to the last the last the last the last the last the last the last the last the last the last the last the last the last this. I I I I I'll just. I'll just just just. I'll just just just. I'll just to delete. I'll just just. I'll just delete. I'll just delete. I'll just delete. I'll just delete. I'll just delete. I'll just. I'll just. I'll just. I'll just. I'll just. I'll just. I'll just. I'll just. I'll just. I'll just. I'll just. I'll just. I'll just. I'll just. I'll just. I'll the last. I'll the last. I'll the last. I'll the last. I'll the last. I'll the last. I'll the last. I'll the last. I'll the last. I'll the last. Let let the last. Let me. Let me. Let me. Deli. Deli. Deli. Deli. Deli. Deli. Deli. Deli. Deli. Deli. Deli. Deli. Deli. Deli. Deli. Deli. Deli. I'll the last reading it until I say so. It's podcast. Pause. Yucky. Vulgar. A homeowner was left stunned after she arrived home to find a family using her private swimming pool. Mariss.

Starting point is 00:30:59 I like, who gives a fuck? You weren't using it. Yeah. Case closed. It's a heat wave, probably. Is it your turn? No, you can have a turn after we're done. Yes. It's 23 degrees in Britain. Let people swim in there.

Starting point is 00:31:14 I think this is a take place in Canada. But it's still pretty cold up. Same concept. Yeah. Maurice Schauser pulled up outside her home in... It's gonna be fucking French Canada, isn't it? Yeah, Frenchy shit. Maris Schauser pulled up outside her home in Repentany, Canada to discover the strangers taking a dip.

Starting point is 00:31:37 They told her that they had rented out the pool for an hour for $35 using the app, Swimpley. Get fucked. I have heard about this. The only reason I put this in the notes is because I could stop laughing at the app Swimpley. That is such a beautiful, satisfying combination of sounds. Swimply is how you describe your penis after you've been in the bath for too long. Oh, it's in the bath too long. It's got all swimply.

Starting point is 00:32:08 What do you guys do in this afternoon? You want to go for a swim? Well, we don't have anywhere we can swim? I just swimp it. I just swimp it. Boop it. Boople. Boople. Do you guys want to split a swimp? Let's do a three-way swip split. Swimple Pool.

Starting point is 00:32:27 Swimply Plus, or do you think... Swimply Pool? Yeah. I'm on Swimpley Plus and I can swim as many pools as I want in a month for only $20 each. I'm on Swimply Black. That's only Celebs pools. You don't know which celeb. So sometimes it's like someone you don't care about but other times you're like, holy fun, I'm pretty sure. This is the pool of the Princess State. Wow, I'm in Steve Gutenberg's pool right now? Wow. It's actually categorized this is a swimply Grotto. So it costs more, but I might get sucked off by Steve Gutenberg.

Starting point is 00:33:07 Oh yeah, Swimply after Dark is fucking crazy. It's sort of like no holds bad. Oh, you got sucked off by Steve Gutenberg and Steve Gutenberg's grotto and Swimply? He is still alive. Imagine how good the vibes would be if you were just like swimming in this really nice pool. You're like yeah you know the sleeves don't come out. It's just nice knowing you know sometimes you can look up Zillow listings you can figure out who this sleeve is and then bam out out walks Steve Gutenberg he's smiling. His body's still rocking as well like he's getting a bit a bit of a little bit of it. He's been a bit of a bit of fun thin as their their their their their. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's like. He's th. He's they. He's their. He's they. He's their. He's their. He's they. He's their. He's their. He's their. He's their. He's just. He's their. He's their. He's their. He's their. He's their. He's their. He's their. He's their. He's their. He's their. He's their. He's their. He's their. He's their. He's their. He's their. He's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they. He's they's they's they. He's their. He's their. He's working out. You can tell he's fit, like still a little fat on the stomach area. A little bit of fun hair.

Starting point is 00:33:46 Very fit. Very fit. Yeah. He looks like functionally strong. And you know what he's got? He's got two six packs of slits. And he's laughing. He's throwing his head back, teeth exposed, laughing. And he's like, oh, he's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, he's like, oh, he's like, he's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th saw 2024 Steve Gutenberg the other day. He was, um...

Starting point is 00:34:07 Really? He was explaining, he was explaining the five stages of Steve Gutenberg. Oh, I saw that. That was a wonderful video. Yeah, he was explaining to somebody a thing that he had said before, which was the five stages of Steve Gutenberg. One, who is Steve Gutenberg? Two, get me Steve Gutenberg. Three, I want a Steve Gutenberg type. Four, I want a young Steve Gutenberg and five, who is Steve Gutenberg? You wouldn't be saying who is Steve Gutenberg if you were in his pool and he came out and he swimped with you for a little while. Oh, that guy I've seen him off from that guy. I didn't know that I was

Starting point is 00:34:49 swimping from that guy. If I didn't know that was Steve Gutenberg I would have sucked him off back. I would have reciprocated it. I actually feel a little bit bad now. I had kind of just like I left my grotto filter on. I didn't know. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that I that I that that that I that I that I left that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that that th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I the. I the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I that that the. I didn't know. Yeah. It was surge pricing. I got swimped. The pool had been listed by a former tenant who moved out of the property in 2022. It's fucking ages ago. How does this not come up? Well I mean he's still collected on it. Yeah every now and then your phone goes off and it's like you've just been swimped. Yeah, it's been swimped 35. No, you've been swimped $7.60. A little audio recording of Jack Black going, Swimp it comes up on your phone even though your phone's on silent, can't turn it off. Shit I just made $27.76. Awesome. Swimp it!

Starting point is 00:35:46 Go spooch! It's a cache of swimming. Swimp it! Quote, it's passive, I'm pausing you, Jack Black. Quote, is this the first time she's done this? I can't say, we are not always at home She told new info Everything is crazy in French Canada I have like no idea you guys speak French

Starting point is 00:36:13 to say what it means. that's a little bit say what it means for that's new spelt n o o o v o yeah, they're probably a French Canadian website Yeah, but with like a fun fun fun spin. Fuck off. French Canadian website. Yeah. Not allowed to get fun spin. Yeah, you can be fun with your own language. Be fun with other people's languages. Yeah. Yeah, go go.

Starting point is 00:36:33 Go ahead. New to Quebec. You know? We arrived and there was a car in the parking spot. There was a little family swimming in the pool with three cute little girls. The listing stated that parties at the heated pool were not allowed, but permitted smoking, alcohol and loud music. Pets were allowed as long as their owners clean up after them. So good. That's so great that you're explicitly allowed to smoke in the pool. Then you can smoke. No parties, but you can blast Metallica and Seeks.

Starting point is 00:37:16 Yeah. Pack a Marlboro Reds. A justice for all. Five huge dogs jumping in and out of the pool. Nanny lights. 35 bucks? Oh my god, that's a perfect afternoon. Steve Gutenberg? Working on your shit? Hey, to the terms of conditions. You're paying five bucks for a scooper as well.

Starting point is 00:37:35 Yeah. You gotta need it. Yes. Uh, like, you've got to assume that the family in the pool is like, we're allowed to be here. Yeah, it's on Swimpley. I got my Swimp Pass. Check Swimply? You didn't get the notification on your phone where Jack Black goes, swimp it!

Starting point is 00:37:55 You didn't hear that? Because you can't actually mute it or silence it, so you should've heard it. This is actually covered by Swimpley, so there's really nothing you can do about it. Yeah. You're gonna want to talk to Swimpley Support. They are based in Serbia, so I don't know what the hours are like, so I don't know if you're going to get through necessarily today. When you install the Swimpley App, it comes up with a thing saying, you give the Swimpy 100. Take phone off silent mode. It's fun to imagine Serbian level one support. Yes. And you know that they're like problem solving tree that they have? The first thing is illegal swimp situation.

Starting point is 00:38:36 Yeah, I didn't have proper swim rights. Talk. Another swimp pirated. She reported the situation to the police, but was told they could not do anything as there was no criminal intent on the family's part. Yeah, that's dope. Can't do anything, Hank. It sounds like you can swim in anyone's pool and say, but I swiped it. I swimped it. I swimped it. Yeah. No criminal intent. I thought I was legally swimping. I'm swimming here. I'm swiiing it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the ping. Hey, me and my family are trying to swim here, alright. I'm swipin' here, I'm swipin' here. All this swimping's above board. Yeah. Let he who has not swimps cast the first stone. Yes.

Starting point is 00:39:17 I hope someone from swimply hears this and has a good thing about what... Ha! Or reaches out for a sponsorship. Hey, I know that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you've that you've that you've that you've that you've that you've that you've that that that's that that to to to to to to to to th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I th. I th. I th. I th. I. I. I. I. I. I. I th. I. I. I. I. I. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. good thing about what the... Or reaches out for a sponsorship. Hey, I know that you've got to sort of make shit work, you know, Brent, oh my god, expensive groceries, thanks Joe Biden, they're crazy expensive. I know you gotta do it, but like, listen to us saying like, swimper it and swimply, and like you can't have to realize your life is really stupid. Like it's really fucking stupid. They probably know.

Starting point is 00:39:46 This sounds like one of these money losing ventures, right? It's got a bunch of like capital behind it, but it's like ultimately doesn't make any money. It's never made any money. It turns out to an hour of swimping should actually cost like $3,000 and they're lost leadering it for like $35 an hour, but it's not gonna, like you should probably get out now before shit really taxed. Because you're not gonna get, you should bail. Your entitlements are not gonna get paid out when the shit goes bad.

Starting point is 00:40:11 Get out of there. De-swimp yourself. Also, there are, there are pools. Yeah, public pools, but they're a public. They're a public pool. They're, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, they're a, they're a, they're a, they're, they're, they're, they, they, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, their. Yeah, their. Yeah, their. Yeah, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, they're, they're, they're, their all governments, there won't. Yes, it's privatized only our own pools. Makes the pools into data centers full of NVIDIA GPUs to generate new AI models. Yes. Maybe fill it back up again with water to cool it down. Yeah. I don't fucking know.

Starting point is 00:40:41 I was, I was just trying to figure out the origin of that phrase, you'll own nothing and you'll be happy, you know, about all the sort of subscription business model stuff and leasing and everything. Turns out it originated in a 2016 video by the World Economic Forum, summarizing an essay written by Danish politician Ida Alken. Alkin had previously written in 2014 about a hackathon at the WEF that proposed Fridge Flicks, a startup that would allow users to lease all of their household appliances from a provider that would also service and upgrade the appliances. Yeah, he's kind of right in that I'll own nothing and be happy. It's called BitTorrent.

Starting point is 00:41:26 And I'm just stealing all my shit now. Yep. Yeah. Because you fucked it up. I actually think that's good. Like in America where every apartment comes with like a fridge and a microwave. I don't want to own my fridge. I don't want to move a fridge.

Starting point is 00:41:40 I don't know if this is controversial, I really don't enjoy moving fridges. They're very large and they're annoying. They're quite annoying. Yeah, once they got nothing in them, they're fine. But the bottom of them is often not really designed for being moved. They're more so designed to stay there. I think our places should come with a fridge. Like it does come with a stove, you know? What if I don't like the fridge? When then, you know, your fridge bloody the ice maker breaks? You sound like a ice maker. I've not really liked the fridge. If you're concerned that your fridge is not going to be good enough, you're in like

Starting point is 00:42:14 the top 10% of fridge owners in terms of fridge quality. Yeah, Mr. Great fridge over here. My fridge sucks. My fridge sucks. My fridge sucks. My fridge is so bad's the the the the the the f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f the the the the fridge the fridge the fridge the fridge the fridge the fridge the fridge the fridge the fridge the fridge the fridge the fridge the fridge the fridge the fridge is not the fridge is so bad. I hate it. No fridge could be worse than mine. One of the door shelves just snapped off the other day. And I'm like, I'm not getting a fucking new fridge. It's just a door shelf. I can just have some empty space there. Yeah. Tall bottles? Woo, look out as tall as you like.

Starting point is 00:42:44 I just want to say you guys have got my number because the better of my two fridges is great. Come on. We got a new fridge and then we were like, now you're a tri- Hey, can I say some shit to keep cold? Yeah, please. I can only keep like three beers in my fridge at the moment and I would love to have six beers ready to go. Dude, I love having your fridge go to put a whole slab of beers into. I know I've seen your fucking, your beer can dispensing situation at the top of your fridge.

Starting point is 00:43:14 It's very cool. You can get a frisly that thing. I do a fridgely that thing. I'm leaving fridge on the table. She is not the only homeowner to have found herself in this bizarre situation. Last year, Eric and Katalin Thune were left speechless after they were informed people were using their California homes pool while it was on the market. It sucks to be you. It, it's literally like empty homes. It doesn't fucking add up.

Starting point is 00:43:48 It's empty. You snooze your looze. You had to be told about it. Yeah. Yeah. Thun's pool cleaner informed him of the situation and put him on the phone with the family who said, hey, we rented it. What's up up up th th th? Quote and I remind you these people are now in California. Yes. How could somebody post a listing without verifying that they actually own the property? It's actually super simple. You put in the address.

Starting point is 00:44:18 Yeah. And then you leave and you fucking forget the app is on your phone. What is from real estate.com? Yeah, what are they going to do? Check?. Ch the their? their? their? their their they? their their their their their their they? their their their their their their their their their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. These. These. These. These. These. These. These. These. These. These. These. These. These. th. th. These. th. These. These. These. These. These. These. These. These. These. These. These. th. These. th. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. the. the. the. th. th. the. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the and you fucking forget the app is on your phone. Pictures from real estate.com. Yeah, what are they gonna do? Check. Yeah. They're gonna drive out there and they're fucking Swimpley. They're gonna check the Zillow list. They're gonna check the pool car. They're gonna check the Zillow list and be like, holy fu.

Starting point is 00:44:39 the pool. Yeah. This is Louise Guzman's house. You're gonna charge extra for this one. You get that notification? Swip it! 300 bucks. Bam, straight in your pocket. Yeah. Also, pools are stupid. They're very cool.

Starting point is 00:44:53 Fun to be. I mean, they are kind of great to spend time in. And having one must be amazing. Ah, childish. They're at extravagance. Elna loves living where live, but I think the only thing that would make her happier in life is if we lived somewhere warm enough to warrant having a pool. You can't have a pool there. No, fucking people do. I'll tell you what.

Starting point is 00:45:18 You can't have a pool in Brisbane either. It's too cold here too. It's ape shit to me when th. It's, it's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi's, it's, it's, it's, it's, thi. the thi's thi's, thi's, thi. thi. thi. the the the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only, the only thi. thi. thi. thi. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi's thi's thi. thia' thia' thia' thia' thia' thia' thia' thi shit to me when when you're like flying into Sydney Airport. You see all the pools? Yeah just looking down at people's houses and it's like like the whole sort of harbor area it's like 80% of the houses have pools in the backyard. I'm like leftously I'm looking at and I'm thinking damn that pool that pool that could be a house that could be affordable housing and then I'm like it's so awesome to hang out in that pool. What if I was on like a floating, a floating chair, you know? Whole afternoon, just don't even get out of the pool.

Starting point is 00:45:52 It's got a cup holder for your beer in the side. Maybe you're drinking, maybe you're drinking a peanut cullada. I'm having some thins, some thins, some thins, some thins, thins, thins, thins, thins, thins, thins, thins, thins, thins, thins, some thins, some thins, some thins, some thins, some thins, some thin, some thins, some thins, some thins, some thins, some thins, some thin, some thin, some thin, some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some sins, some some some sins, some sins, some sins, some sins, some thin, some thin, some thin, some thin, some thin, some thin, some thin, some thin, some thin, sins, sins, sins, sins, sins, sins, sins, sins, sins, sins, sins, sins, sins, sins, sins, sowns, sowns, sowns, sowns, sowns, sowns, sowns, sowns, sowns, sowns, some sowns, some sowns, some sins, some sins, some thins, some sins,thins. Okay, some thins. Yeah, friends are there. I'm not a fan of thins. Thins are, ironically, too thin for me. I like a thick cut chip. I think sometimes, if I'm having an afternoon sesh, I'm not getting out of the pool, and I'm having 12 beers, I'm gonna stay light with the fins. It's a good idea. My oil content though, because they're so thin. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:46:25 Not sure that's right. Is that true? Yeah, I think that's true. They seem like they're better for you, but I think they're not, right? I feel like a kettle chip looks like it's got more oil in it. Yeah, that's where you, yeah, it's deceptive though. Kettle chip is actually one the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best things you can eat. That's why I eat so many of them. If you're listening to this right now, just don't question anything that you're hearing and absorb it is true and then tell other people.

Starting point is 00:46:51 Tell other people, don't worry about it. Oh, thins are actually much worse for you because the surface area to like sort a weight ratio means actually absorb far more oil so you're having less. I bet, I bet that history will vindicate me. History? History will vindicate me. Yeah. On both things. Next time you're in the supermarket with your partner,

Starting point is 00:47:13 who doesn't really listen to the show, you've tried putting it on a couple of times in the car, and they weren't really feeling it. I'm just going to compare these chips right here. right here. But next time you're in the supermarket and they pick up a bag of thins, just say, Oh, it's your funeral. I just don't think our kids would like to be without a mother. So maybe put the thins down, get some kettle chips. Ben assuming that the non-listener is the girlfriend. It is got to be the case. Statistically. Statistically. Yeah. I don't put moral weight on those statistics but I do believe them. Swampley is an online marketplace for hourly rentals of pools, courts, backyards and more,

Starting point is 00:47:57 according to the app. What? There are more than 25,000 pools listed for rental across the US and Canada. Hosts are given a $1 million insurance policy. It's rent out your backyard. Backyards? You've got like a giant. Like a big family from El Salvador having a big barbecue in your backyard for 35 bucks an hour? That's like, look, are you allowed to hang out with them? Yeah. If then I'm on board. Because I don't know what El Salvadoran barbecue is like, but I bet it's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thiole thiole thiou-a their thiol- thiou- their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thii. thiiiiiiiiiou thiiiiiou th. thiiiou thiiou thiou- $1 thiou-s. thiou them? See if then I'm on board.

Starting point is 00:48:26 Because I don't know what El Salvadorian barbecue is like, but I bet it's pretty good. I bet it's pretty good. Yeah, with a name like that. It's just such a fucking damning indictment of like the lack of third spaces in the places where you live. If you can't get to an affordable public pool, if there isn't a fucking park that you can have a barbecue in, a basketball court that

Starting point is 00:48:51 you can play, maybe you should think about shooting a local politician. Yes. Well now we got a solution for now, you just swimp it. You just swimp it. You just get a swimple it. You just get a swimply pass. Yeah. Swimp as much as you like. I'm gonna swim myself silly this summer. It's Swimp Summer. Oh, do you get the, do you get the Swimple season pass? Yeah, um, yeah, I got that one unswimpleted. I almost put an article into the note stay but I couldn't quite bring myself to do it. It was about like try to do a sort of Kamila Harris brat summer thing but being like local residents in this town thinks Brat summer is about like sausages like Brats. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:49:41 And it was a bunch of quotes from middle age people were like, it is Bratt Summer. I'm gonna barbecue. It sort of ran out of steam before you finish the sentence, I noticed. Yeah, I couldn't, I couldn't bring myself to it. I don't really want to talk about any of that. Yeah. Yeah. Just leave it. I'll tell you what though, sometimes. Yes. Go get yourself a little sum to eat. You see a sausage. the sausage. the sausage. the sausage. the sausage. the sausage. the sausage. the sausage. the sausage. the sausage. the sausage. thia. the sausage. thia. the sausage. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. You gotta get yourself a little sum to eat. You see a sausage, where's the sausage? It's on the menu. It's time for looks like menu is back on the menu. Looks like menu, back on the menu, boys. Love hearing it.

Starting point is 00:50:17 Love hearing it. Yeah, that's so good. Like, you might have seen this one online. but I'm only one person, you know? It's not up to, maybe you should stay less informed before you listen to the podcast to lose spoiling in here. Yeah, that's really good. That's correct. Maybe just stop like, you know, treat it like a TV show. Give yourself a media blackout. And kind of like everything is spoilers. Yeah, everything is basically spoilers. Yeah, everything is basically.

Starting point is 00:50:45 The internet, all of the apps, TV. I won't believe it till I hear it on Buntavista. Yeah, yeah, get a Faraday cage for your phone. Yeah. And for you. Get a cock cage for your phone. Yes. It's from the Philadelphia Inquire.

Starting point is 00:51:02 Chicken wings advertised as boneless can have bones, Ohio Supreme Court decides. What are we doing? These courts are out of control. Is it out of control? Is it out of control? They're out of fuking power. These radical judges.

Starting point is 00:51:13 This is what you get. It's what you get. I wonder what the breakdown of the Ohio Supreme Court is like conservative. It's probably, I don't know. How does it work state by state? I don't know. You keep going, I'll look into this. Yeah, you look into it. Consumers cannot expect boneless chicken wings to actually be free of bones a divided Ohio Supreme Court ruled Thursday. Rejecting claims, divided, rejecting claims by a restaurant patron who suffered serious medical complications for getting a bone stuck in his throat. Yeah, that part not funny. Uh, Michael Berkheimer was dining with his wife and friends at a

Starting point is 00:51:48 wing joint in Hamilton, Ohio and had ordered the usual, boneless wings with Parmesan garlic sauce. You got the white boy special. You did get the white, that sounds pretty good though. Sounds pretty good though. Yeah. When he felt a bite-sized piece of meat go down the wrong way. Three days later, feverish and unable to keep food down, Berkheimer went to the emergency room where a doctor discovered a long, thin bone that had torn his esophagus and caused an infection. Can I, can I offer like a little counter-opinion to Michael Berkheimer here? Like, and I don't want to, I don't want to engage in any victim-a-in victim victim victim victim victim victim victim victim victim victim victim victim victim victim victim victim victim victim victim victim victim victim victim victim victim victim victim victim victim victim victim victim victim victim victim victim victim victim victim victim victim victim victim victim victim the the to the to to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the of meat meat meat meat the of meat thi meat thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thiii thi thi thiaeeeeateateateate of meat to engage at any victim blaming or anything.

Starting point is 00:52:25 But I will just offer the observation that boneless doesn't mean you don't have to chew the food. Is he? How do you have a long thin bone get down there if you chewed it at all? Was he swallowing them whole like an oyster? It's good throwing his head back. Again, we don't want a victim blame. This is a horrific injury. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:52:49 That sounds nasty. It is good for you to masticate your food. You've got to practice it at least. Just practice at home. Plus, sort of practice working through your gag reflex. Just find something you can sort of get in there that will just sort of, towards the back. Sort of maybe try moving forward and backwards on it a little bit just to sort of, like, tease the gag reflex and see there you know. Yeah. You know how like you meant to, you're meant to brush your teeth for like however many minutes it is that I tell my kids. You know. No one knows, there's like thi. No one is like thi. There's is like thi. There's is like their their their thi. Thing thi. The is like their thi. The is like their their their no one is like their their their their their their their their their their thi. No. No. No. No. No. No. This is their their their their the gno. No. No. No. No. No. No. This is the gno. No. This is the gno. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. T. T. T. T. T's is th is th is th is their. T. T. T's is th is th. T. It's. No one's. It's no one's. It's. It's. It's. It's like. It's. It's. It's like. It's. It's like. It's. It's like. No one's. No one's. No one's. No one's. It's like.there's like a period of time, maybe do yourself for favor and just count off like 20 chews before you swallow each boneless chicken wing, you know? You could even sort of sing a little song to yourself in your head that's the right

Starting point is 00:53:32 length. Like, well, it's a white boy special right. So you do the first wrapped verse from Clint Eastwood by Gorillas. Yes, because you obviously know that off by heart and then bam. Once that's done in your head, small. Maybe, bam. I don't usually like rap. Yeah, this is a little funky. Oh good, there's a white guy singing in the chorus.

Starting point is 00:53:53 I've had a little break. Just for the record, Ohio Supreme Court, the Supreme Court, four Republicans, three Democrats, knew it, they've stacked the courts and now nothing fucking means anything anymore. Nothing works. Bone the chickens, got bones. What's next? Truth is out the bloody window. Yeah. One of the Ohio Supreme Court justices is called Pat DeWine, which is something that Lucy

Starting point is 00:54:17 says quite a few times every Friday night. Am I right? Get her eyes. That's pretty good. That was really funny. In a four three ruling, the Supreme Court said Thursday that boneless wings refers to a cooking style and that Berkheimer should have been on guard against bones since it's common knowledge that chickens have bones. What?

Starting point is 00:54:42 So like, you guys know about like boneless wings in the US right? Like I feel like this isn't a thing we have here but it's like I don't even know if it is a wing. Oh I think they're just pieces of thigh. Like if you go if you go to like a Korean restaurant and you get fried chicken and they say do you want it boneless. The two options you're getting are a chicken that has been blasted into eight pieces in deep fried or you're getting a bunch of pieces of boneless thigh that have been breaded in the same way they're doing the same way. In the same way. But that's normal food right? That's not, that's kind of like barely processed food. Like Karagi is the same right? you're getting delicious thigh it's it's just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi the the thi thi the the the the the thi the the the thia thia thia thia thia thia thia thia thia thia thi thigh, it's got the most flavor. It's got fat in it, you know? It's got fat in it.

Starting point is 00:55:25 I'm so fucking hungry right now. So what is a boneless wing? Is that that's not a wing that they take? Like I'm, I fail it's not a wing, right? It's a different part of the chicken that's just done in the same way. I'll tell you- Pieces of breast meat cut into the shape of chicken wings? I'll tell you right now, any fucking restaurant in the world you're going to that specializes in serving you like chicken wings or chicken by volume? They're not individually deboning chicken wings or anything.

Starting point is 00:55:56 No, they're not doing that. There's no way that's happening. But is there a mechanical process? I don't know. What are boneless chicken wings, according to Websterrod store.com? Boneless wings are not chicken wings with their bones removed, their pieces of breast meat cut into the shape of chicken wings that chefs carefully bred, deep fry and slather in hot sauce. Or Parmesan garlic sauce in this instant. Really, really childish thing to want, I think.

Starting point is 00:56:27 I want no bones in my wings and also it doesn't have to be wings but it has to be the shape of wings because that's the shape I expect. If I was ordering like a ton of food because I knew I was going to get really stoned, it was like a Friday night and I was going crazy. I would get boneless wings because it means I'm not, I'm not overthinking the eating process, I'm just popping them right into my mouth. You have to think about how you get an infection. What if you're in a date? Yeah, true. Maybe this guy was just super high. Yeah. Maybe Ohio's legalized weed now. And maybe this guy was stoned as fuck and he thought he could trust what he saw in the menu which was that they had no bones. I'm just saying you don't have to call them wings. You can just have fried chicken like every other fucking cuisine in the world. Chicken nubbins? Look. But there's like you know there's Karagi, there's chicken, like there's Korean fried chicken. There's so many other people that have worked this out. I'm just gonna sayto say, Theo, I think I agree with the general vibe of what you're putting down,

Starting point is 00:57:26 which is that if you go to a chicken wing restaurant and you order the boneless chicken wings, you're just saying I want to go out and have my nuggets. You're just saying I want to go out and have my nuggets. Yeah, I'm with Lucy on this one. I want to have a nice sauce. I think it's fine. I'm pro boneless wing. I probably wouldn't choose it, but you know. I'm with Lucy on this one. We've got a two for two on here. We report you decide.

Starting point is 00:57:53 No, I'm making a really pedantic distinction. I am fine with going out silly. Boneless fried chicken is just some chicken that has been fried chicken that has been fried. Yes, like I said, gruggy, it rocks. You got like, you got delicious spices in the breading. You know, you can do whatever you get, you get fried chicken with buffalo sauce. Just don't, you don't have to call them wings, brooons. You don't have to fooling us. the the their they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they to call them wings brother. You don't have to have them cut into wings like your dinosaur Chips. What I mean you're not fooling us. You're not fooling us but apparently they're fooling some people. They're fooling this guy. Yeah. A diner reading boneless wings on a menu would no more believe that the restaurant was warranting the absence of bones in the items then the thin the restaurant was the thi. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the of thea thea' thea' thea' thea' thea' thea' thea' thea' tho' tho' tho-in' tho-in' tho' they're not fooling they're they're they're they're their their their their their their their their their thu's thu's thu's thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu their thu their their their their their their their thuln' their thull-n' their thuling. thuling. thooooooooooooooo had not been served fingers, Justice Joseph Tim, Deedos, wrote for the majority. Come on now.

Starting point is 00:58:49 Chickens have wings, they don't got fingers. Okay, for the record. They also have bones. Yeah. They have fucking bones, like for real. I don't think it's the wings. The word wings is the issue. I was, I was joking about them stacking it was a Republicans' things. I. I. I. I was a the the the the the the the the th. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was joking about them stacking it with the Republicans thing, but the majority, it's a four-three majority, and the majority opinions being written by the elder Republican on the thing. I think this lea is legitimately, the four Republicans have made this ruling, and the dissenters of the Democrats. Yeah. The dissenters are all like, you put on the menu that there were no bones in it, andthen there was a bone in it and it harmed the customer and all of the Republicans are like you as an individual must take responsibility for your decisions. Yeah, sort of in line with what you said. Try to find small sort of mom and pop operations and tell them what they have to put on their menus. Yeah what they can call thing on their menus, one of them to live in their houses, you know, and whereas the Republicans are saying,

Starting point is 00:59:47 hey, you do what you want. That's why we staked our claim on this country in blood, with gun smoke. So you can say there are no bones in your wings, even if there are bones in there. And they're not wings. And they're not wings. That's because, the old, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, tho, thi, thi, tho, tho, thi, thi, thi, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th, th. th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. they, they, they, they're, they're, they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're to they're they're to to they're to they're to to to they're to to to're not wings. And they're not wings eat them. Yeah. It's right. It doesn't matter if both words are untrue.

Starting point is 01:00:09 Who gives a fun? There are bones in it and it's not a wing. Let me say this for you, real plain and simple. Shit doesn't matter. Yeah. None of it. It responsibility, you know, if you swallow a bone that rips open your esophagus and gives you a really disgusting infection. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:00:31 The free market will decide. People will read about this and be like, I'm probably not going to go to a bad place. Just don't go back to wings on brookwood. I'm just, I'm just going to th bone if he had to chew the food. So you're so deciding with the Republicans on this one. Personal responsibility. Interesting. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:00:50 The dissenting justice is called Deta's reasoning utter jabberwalkie. It's a... It's how Democrats talk in Ohio, I guess, and said a jury should have been allowed to decide whether the restaurant was negligent in serving him a piece of chicken that was advertised as boneless. The question must be asked. Does anyone really believe that the parents in this country who feed their young children boneless wings or chicken tenders or chicken nuggets or chicken fingers expect bones to be in the chicken? Of course they don't. Just as Michael P. Donnelly wrote in descent. When they read the word boneless, they think that it means without bones, as do all sensible people.

Starting point is 01:01:26 You got a point. Yes. Point well made, Justice Bannerby Donnelly. Yeah, that is utter Jabberwock. I don't think I've ever heard anyone use Jabberwocky in like the same senses, like gobbledygook? Yeah. That's a bunch of damn Jabberwocky. No, the Jabberwakies a guy.

Starting point is 01:01:46 Yeah. I know, I wouldn't expect that in Ohio. Like if this was, if someone said this in like Tennessee, I'd be like, all right. Just talking like southern stuff. Yeah. Yeah. But as it is. Hey, that was definitely an episode of the podcast. Punta Vista. Thank you just so much for joining us. What a thrill to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thrie. to the to the thrilea the the thrilea. the the the the the the the the the the goakeakeakeakeaqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq. their their their their their their their their their their their an episode of the podcast. Ponte Vista. Thank you just so much for joining us. What a thrill to have you here. If you want more of these, you can get those on the bonus episodes if you don't, keep on trucking, brother. I don't know what to tell you. I can't do anything else for you. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:02:18 Stay safe out there, look after yourself. Maybe just ask the waiter. You're going to sound like a fucking idiot? But hey, are these boneless wings that have any bones in them? I'm sorry. I'm not great at chewing. Like I'm just not a big chewer. I'm a golfer. I'm not going to recognizing bones. Yes. I kind of just swallow. I think this is actually a great, like a great sort of filter for you when you go out to the restaurant, right? Is that what you should do is ask, do my dressed up nuggets have bones in them or not, sir? Do my fish fingers have bones in them? And if that's too embarrassing for you, maybe you order something, you know, where you know if there's a bone in it or not.

Starting point is 01:03:05 Yeah. You know, if you feel too embarrassed, maybe it says something about what you're ordering for dinner. No bones in tofu, brother, you know? Yes, yes, yes, thanks and tofu. Yeah. Those, you know when you go to like the Chinese supermarket and they have these big like one kilo frozen things of fake duck meat? That's, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, th, th, feel th, feel th, feel th, feel th, feel th, feel th, feel th, feel, feel, feel, feel, feel, feel, feel, feel, feel, feel, feel, feel, feel, feel, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, feel thi, to to to to to to to to to to to to to too, feel to to to to to to to to to to to to thee, feel big like one kilo frozen things of fake duck meat that sounds great no bones in them and they're fucking delicious holy shit they're so tasting it's really good no bones in a ratatouie you know unless the rat fell in and that'd be really sad if that happened he was the best chef they were a fitting Ed though

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