Boonta Vista - EPISODE 363: The Oklahoma State Fair Try Not To Cum Challenge

Episode Date: September 15, 2024

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Getting shredded for 9/11, a very stinky endurance race, stealing the magic from Disney on Ice, and the Clipping Report. *** Here's the link to the livestream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JERtP8VQLuw *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [e-mail]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Hello and welcome, to the market, but it is very cool. Hello and welcome to Buente Vista, episode 363. I'm Ben, and I'm evil. That's right, I'm a creature of pure malice. It's not that I have no regard for the safety of myself or the people around me. It's that I actively wish for the destruction of both parties. I'm basically the devil himself, and I'm going to kill you. That's right, I'm a driver on the LA freeway system.

I'm taking the 101 downtown. I'm taking surface streets because of traffic backed up on 110. I'm pulling off the 405 and onto La Sienega. I'm doing 145 miles an hour alone in the car in the H.O.V. Lane and flashing my lights and honking my horn at the car in front of me that's only doing 140. I need to drive 35 minutes to go to the shops to get a vitamin water, and I need to get there yesterday. And I'll fucking kill you if you drive near me. And I'll kill you you in a way that will make it almost impossible to identify you or the too.. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. to. the to. the to. I. the to. the to. to to to the the the to the toe, the the the the toe, the the the toe, the toe, to the the the too, the too, to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th th th thi. thi. thi. thi. thro. thro. th th to. toda. toda. today, today, too. too. toe. toe. th th th th thr the hallmarks of having been in several traffic accidents, but doing so with the confidence of someone who has never suffered injury or misfortune, it's Lucy. that's just interesting, Ben, that I'm the one with all the car, with all the bingles. Why is that?

You fit in a couple of bingles? Well, for what, you can't drive, like you don't know, the the to drive, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, th, th, for what, you can't drive? Like you don't know how to drive a car. Well, here's the thing. I've got to get to the Publix. I got to get to the Piggly Wiggly. You got to go to the Kroger. I need to go to the Kroger.

Yeah. You need to go like the most quintessential American thing is driving like 20 minutes to get one beverage. Yeah. It's being like, ooh, it's really thirsty. I needed a lique, a lique, a lique. I need a la quire? I need a la quire. Yeah.

I need a, Americans drink so much of that stuff too. They drink so many beverages. Yeah. water can they? They've got to be like, oh I need like a very lightly flavored, very lightly sparkling, calorie-free, little tinned beverage thing. Yeah, and I need to get it from the Safeway. I need to get it from the Peagly Wiggly. Yeah, I need to get it from the Circle K. I need to go to Wawa and get a liqueque. That's right. I've got some wah-wah for a lequa, do you need anything? Wawa? What do you have to do? La-qua-a-wa? Wawa? La-qua? Portoia?

Also with me, driving a 2023 Dodge Ram, Magnum XXL ass-destroyer with the high beams on, and screaming in terror because he accidentally turned his indicator on and he's never seen that blinking arrow or heard that noise before in his life. It's Theo. Ah! I'm killing the highway! Hunk! This weird clicking noise coming from my dashboard and I don't understand what it's meant to. That's all right. I've broken the stalk off. Yeah. Man, I... Throwing out the window. I don't want to give away the game here, but I very recently drove on the LA freeway system. Yeah.

Oh man, so like the last thing we did before leaving the United States of America and the continent of North America was we drove from Palm Springs to Los Angeles Airport, LAX. Wow. About a two and a half hour drive. About half an hour of that 45 minutes maybe you're just, you're in the desert and it's like big three lane highways and but it's kind of empty and it's pretty nice. And we're doing that at sunset, that's not so bad. And then you get an hour and 45 minutes away from LAX and you're on the LA freeway system basically and they're all eight lane highways and they are full of cars. Like it's bumper, to the to the the to the the the the to the the their their their to bumper. their their their their their their their their th. thuu. thu thu thu thu thu thu th. thu thu. thu thu th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It's th. th. It's the. the. the. the. the. thea. thea thea. thea thea three thea three thea thea three thea the. the. the freeway system basically and they're all eight lane highways and they are full of cars like it's bumper to bumper but not bumper to bumper to bumper traffic it's bumper to bumper and the cars are going a hundred and 20 miles an hour yeah no 120 kilometers now but like everyone is going at a funip-fucking

speed while they are inches away from each other no one indicates when they're merging at all, no single person in North America. And it was fucking terrifying. I spent the whole time just like white knuckling the steering wheel, just being like, this is it. We've had a beautiful holiday and now I'm going to die and so is my beautiful wife. It's fucking horrifying. One of my enduring, probably the only enduring memory I have of the second season of True Detective is the fact that the cameras treat the freeway system in California with the same sort of like ill-feeling kind of dread as like season one when they'd like pass over like a dream catcher

with a dead rat hanging from it. Yeah. Like it's a symbol for the the inhumanity that we have put upon this earth. It's not right. It's evil. It shouldn't be that big. It's not a good place. No. It's just very upsetting to be in. And it's not very nice to look at either. Like if you see Hollywood through a Hollywood lens, you know, where you just see like the nice parts and it's just like palm trees and these wide boulevards and beautiful people going to restaurants and stuff or whatever, but the the majority of LA is the beast. Like it is just run down and weird and gross and st and stinky and it's so far apart. It makes me feel kind of sick in my soul being there.

And then I'll see friends and they'll take me to like the one nice bar in like a 10 kilometer radius and I'm like, oh, this is actually really lovely. Oh, I just saw a celib. Ooh, that's fun. And then you leave and you're like, fucking hell. And And this is the apocalypse. The bow is afraid streets in LA. Every time you leave the nice bar. And there's one, there's one train there apparently and it goes from the sewer to the abattoir. Yeah. I've got like one friend who lives there who actually uses the trains because he happens to be in like by freak chance, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, the, the, the, the, their, their, their, their, their, their, thance, thance, thance, thance, than, than, thi, the, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, like, like, like, like, like, like, thi, thi, thi, th. And, th. And, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, like, like, that's, thi. And, like, thi, train line but no one else has that.

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It's Andrew. Hi, Andrew. What's up? I'm trying to get to my hype house. Yeah. I'm trying to get to the hype house I live in with a bunch of other 40-year-old men. We're going to make it happen. Living in a linked to to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the their, to, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the the, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the hype and, the hype and like 40 year old business analysts and product designers and we think we've got a shot.

We think we got a shot at like having it take off, getting some sponsorship, being the new phase clan. Yeah. But for those blue check, ex posts that are like a thousand words that are about, here's what reading about Samatra taught me about business techniques. As soon as I see the read more in blue at the bottom of an ex post, I shoot my screen with a gun. I will never expand one of those posts.

And I also enjoy that everyone normal on the site is observing, the poster's duty, which is to never make that show more prompt appear. Yeah. If you are to post at all. For some reason, the death of the soul. On mobile, I think, at least on my phone, the show more is in the same color as the other text.

So you just end up with these like, they sneak up on you, the long reads, you'll be reading what you think is a regular length tweet and then it'll just be like, and that's why I show more and I'm like, oh fuck, I'm out of here. Yeah, I'm done. I'm gy. Peace. I didn't come to Twitter to read. Yeah. No, I came here to watch funny videos. Yeah. So LA pretty bad at the today. to to to to to to to to to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the their bad at the moment, as it has always been. Our, like, this is just a little bit of an update from being in America based on the things that we complain about in America. Yeah, so they have pay pass now. They have pay pass. They have pay pass.

they're pay pass. Yeah, pay pass more or less everywhere. I finally made its way over there. So they got that shit sorted out, so well done to United States of America on pay-pass. Very convenient, easy way to pay for stuff. Yeah. The big cars are unbelievably fucking bigger and way more common than they ever have been. Like, it was bad the last time I was there. This time, mostly outside of California, I don't know if they taxed them high there or whatever, but like, but like, but like, their their their, but like, but like, their, their, their, thiiii, but like, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, their, their, their, their, their, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi-a, thi-a, thi-a, thi-s thi-s thi-s thi-s, thirty-a. And, thirty-augh, thirty-a, thirty-a, thirty-a, thirty-augh, thirty-nipa, thirty-a, thirty-atime, mostly outside of California, I don't know if

they tax them high there or whatever, but like when we're in Texas and Arizona and New Mexico, the cars would just like joke big. They're like monster trucks. Basically monster trucks. Yeah, but here's the thing. Would you rather put your own money into having a giant Mad Max truck or... We're talking like 80,000 Australian. Yep. Or would you rather that that Uncle Sam put his hand in your pocket and used it to fix up some of those roads? Yeah. Which one? Because we can't have both? You don't need to fix them if your car's got bigger wheels.

That's right. Exactly. You're not can drive a smaller car into the pothole and kind of compact it down with your car. That's right. Smooth the way, you know? You see a big pothole coming, you sort of maneuver behind a Fiat 500, and then you PIT maneuver it into the pothole, drive straight over the top problem self. And that's kind of,'s also kind of paying it forward for the big truck drivers behind you. Yes. Yes. Pay it for kindness. You know, maybe we don't have to help the people around us by like paying taxes and by being like a part of society. Maybe we just fill in the potholes by putting little cars in there and crushing them. What happens to good old-fashioned community car crushing. Yes, how old you go?

Yeah. I heard, which is probably no concern for the American state of their infrastructure or anything, but like road wear scales with the fourth power of axle weight, so if you double the amount of weight on your axles you are doing, what's two to the power of four then? That's 16, you're doing 16 times the amount of damage to the road? That rocks, that rocks, that rocks, that rocks, that rocks, that rocks, that rocks, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's, that's, that's, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, to, to, to, to, th. I I's, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that's th. that's that's that's that's thea' thea'a'a'a'er, that's thea'a'er, thoooo'er's, their, their, their, th. th to the power of four, Ben? That's 16, you're doing 16 times the amount of damage to the road? That rocks. That's so bad. Also, yeah, the roads are in a fucking terrible state everywhere we went,

which seems like probably not a quiz. Probably not, you know, well, you know, what are you going to do? Yeah, what are you going to do? can't do that anymore so yep we'll just sort of let everything figure itself out it probably will hey I think America's going to be just fine and we check in on America in a segment we call America Watch. America. Thanks man. Thanks for leaving this in. This story was really important to me. So it's from WBTW News. Hey, By the Way. Oh, by the way. Oh, yeah, that's nice. Hey, before you go, it's like Columbo News. One more thing. Hey, one more thing. Hey, before you go, it's like Columbo News. One more thing. One more thing.

Hey, one more thing. Myrtle Beach area gym to host 9-11 donation workout. That's beautiful. All right. Okay. Pretty normal. Yeah. Yeah.

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They got their stretch goals and everything. Mertle Beach area gym is inflicting community members to a donation workout to honor those who died in September 11, 2001, terrorist attack. Thank you. Crossfit, Myrtle Beach on Wacomor Boulevard is deducting the Wacomor Boulevard. I couldn't. It would start hurting. Is conducting the event to raise money to raise money for a foundation that helps first responders, veterans and their families. Anthony Masarello, a retired Marine in New York City Firefighter, Tony, Tony Masarello, a New York City firefighter who helped save lives on 9-11 planned the inaugural event. He said he hopes it will become an annual fundraiser. Me, being a retired New York City fireman and former Marine, I wanted to do

something with the community here, he said. They're not really aware of it, but coming in when I relocated here, this gym helped me back a lot and I just kind of wanted to bring those people who help me out so much, even unknowingly help me out. Bring them together to do some greater good for a good cause. Can I just ask real quick, does everybody else get the really strong impression that this guy starts every sentence with being a retired New York City fireman and former Marine? I will need a bag for that. Yeah. Yeah. I saw a, I don't know if you guys saw the freak libertarian guy that was going? Yeah. I'm sorry. I was a, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I th, I th, I th, I th, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't th, I th, I don't, I don't, I don't th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Do, th. Do, th. Do, th. Do, th. Do, th. Do, th. Do, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. Do, to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. Don't, to th. Don't to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to, to, to, to, to, to to to to to to to to the, the, the, th. th a, I don't know if you guys saw the freak libertarian guy that was going for a seat in like a local election in Sydney. I don't know, people were dunking on him. He looks

terrible, he's got no chin, etc. Yep. And he was going like, he was railing against identity politics and going like, you know, have you haven't noticed how many people start their sentences with like as a bisexual mother? But like, I can't always say this. Yeah, but like as a, but like for Tony Maserati, obviously he's got. But like as a, but like for Tony Maserati, obviously he's got. Tony Maserati was a New York City firefighter for 24 years. Tony Maserati was a New York City firefighter for 24 years. In the Marine Corps he was deployed to Iraq twice after 9-11.

Yeah, a stupid place to be. Dumb place to go, nothing to do with anything after 9-11. You remember that, hey, you think that was a good thing? You remember, like, you got confused by the people. Got really confused. Got really confused by kind of like the people kind of maybe being all the same to you over there. You know, over there. You're not very familiar with, like the geography of the Middle East and like the countries and the like you didn't know which one was which so you kind of. You kind. Yeah. You. You f. You f. You f. You f. You f. You f. You f. You f. You f. You f. You f. You f. You f. to to to to to to the the the to to the the the to to to the to the to the to the to the the the the the th. the th. the th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. went over there because you kind of assumed a pan Persia. Yeah. You did pan Persia. Yeah. I think, you know, to be a little more, to show a little more generosity of spirit, which we like to do on this show, I'm going to assume that it was more like one of those interstitial scenes in a movie where you see the world map and you see the dotted line as they're kind of traveling and the, and the the the theup. Yeah. And then you just kind of end up in Afghanistan. You see the spruce goose

that he's flying on over the Middle East and it's gone around one of the like hereby dragons dragons. Uh-huh. Yeah, instead of going. You see the co-pilot holding the map upside down and it's like I can see how that could happen. It is so far from New York to Afghanistan. Why not stop over in beautiful Iraq? Well, was beautiful Iraq. Yeah. Well, they didn't have like smartphones either. No. No. So it probably didn't have Google Maps on his phone.

It's pretty incredible that they got that close. He'd written the instructions down on a little piece of paper. Oh, it's a desert. It's kind of desert-y. This seems right. Yeah. Tony designed each part of the donation workout to represent an important number in the 9-11 attack. There's 9 and 11.

Yes. There are four heat time starting at each time a plane went down that day. No! Tony, tony, mozzarella-a-taste. down that day. No, don't. Tony! Tony, Massarelle, come on. After the rounds, there are 110 push-ups for the number of floors in the World Trade Center. You should have got him doing that thing. Remember, there's like an old video of some fitness girlies doing the 9-11 challenge where you get on the stairmaster and you do 110 flights? Yeah, except he's doing his heat time. So. some fitness girlies doing the 9-11 challenge where you get on the stairmaster and you do 110 flights.

Yeah, except he's doing his heat time. It's pentagon workout time. Just like the towers I would collapse halfway. Just yelling while everyone's working out. Second plane, let's go, let's go, let's go guys. Let's go guys. This is really stupid. It's really stupid. It's really done that you do that.

It's so soft-headed. He wants participants to feel a certain way after the workout exhausted. Exhausted, because what they're working out for is very important, he said. You can't, like, dedicate a workout to say who they're working out for. You can't like dedicate a workout to like a There's no relationship between these two things. I'm working out for you people that died at 9-11. Yeah. What if he kind of made it themed and he's like crushing up asbestos and running it through one of those big fans they've got there. Yes. Yeah, they should be covered in dust and blood.

Yeah. Just coming past while you're doing your push-ups throwing a handful of asbestos in your face. Feel it. their tree. their towar. Feel it in. There's a $20 donation.

All proceeds go to the Stephen Stiller Tunnel to Towers Foundation which gives American heroes and their families mortgage-free and accessible homes. Even if some community members do not participate in the workout, Tony Mozorella encourages them to modify their workout, donate and cheer others on. Kind of make it 9-11 the one at home, 9-11 Pilates maybe? Can you do like nine reps of like 11 kilos just like? Just this morning, just for me. Just like, if this was for, I mean, look, I'm sure the charity does good stuff whenever, we literally don't know anything about it.

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Do you 9-11 Pilates for Chris Kyle? Chris Kyle? The greatest thing I ever did with my life was firefighting and the Marine Corps, he said. Those are two things. That's also all the things you did with your life. Pretty much all the things you've done it sounds like it. Yeah.

If I had to do it again. Yeah, if I had to do it again. to do it again. to do it probably. Go to Iraq. You went to Iraq and you do it again. You do four tours total of Iraq? You go back twice? Quadruple Iraq? I'm seeing double.

Eighth tours of Iraq. Also, does that mean you want a second 9-11 to happen? So you can be a first responder? Because he started before. Just in terms of like an attitude. There there there there there there there there there there there there there there the their their their their their their their thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. tooes. tooome. toooos. tooos. tooes. tooes. tooes. tooes. tooes. tooes. tooes. tooes. tou. tou. I. I. I. I. I. So, tou. So, tou. I, tou. I, tou. So, toun. So, touse. So, touse. That's, tou. That's, tou. That's, tou. Ita. It's, tou. It's, tou.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a. So, tou. So, terms of like an attitude, there's a big difference between saying yes and not saying no. You know what I mean? Probably.

Probably. Probably, I really thought about it. Yeah. Do you want to save America from the, from the mystery menace overseas? Yes. Well, somewhere over there? I won't say no. I think. Yeah, you say, assuming we wind we the th th th th th th th th wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee we we we we we we we we we we th th th th th th th th th thin th thin th thin thin thi thi thin' th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi to say thi toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo thi thi thi Somewhere over there? I won't say no. I think. Yeah, you say, assuming we wind up in the right place, sure.

What do we got going on in Iran? Yeah. Let's mix it up a little bit ago. Do I get to pick where we go? Hey, that, uh, that sounds like a uniquely American phenomenon we examine is another uniquely American phenomenon we examine. And we examine that in the clipping report. I'm in a fucking-diction with the clipping report. I love when we examine stuff.

We kind of look at things and we kind of figure them out. That's what this podcast is. We're really putting things under a microscope. And just seeing what makes it tick. Yes, sunlight is the best disinfectant and this sunlight comes from our eyes. Uh-huh? That's what we look and stuff. They're talking about it on a podcast.

Uh, police are conducting an internal investigation after a sergeant with the LAPD accidentally fired around into a tile floor while handling another officer's gun while on duty. Hey, let me look at that real quick. Pup. Yeah. I love how many of these just make you immediately try to picture the sequence of events, like preceding this, you know. Can I look at that? Can I hold that? Oh, you got that custom engraving on that?

Two cops are just finishing up their KFC lunch. Hey, can you get my, can you get my pistol? It's just over there on the table? Pop. Oh, you had the safety removed from your gun? to the gun. Guns aren't supposed the handle? Handle. Doesn't say what kind of gun it is? Not a gun.

Guns aren't supposed to be doing this. It's a grip. You got that pearl grip? Let me look at that pearl grip. Oh, let me tough. Let me tou'c. Fuck. Pup.

Oh, sorry. was hurt at a cracker barrel in Pearl, Mississippi, after a woman's gun fell out of her purse and discharged. At the cracker barrel? She's at the cracker barrel. Yeah, I really hope it was a very small purse and an even smaller gun. Tidy, tidy little gun. Yep, I hope it was one of the little ones that a lady pulls out in like a womanly gun. She's holding her miniature poodle in her poodle in her left in her left hand. Her derringer in a rubber. Somebody was shot that they didn't get hurt because the caliber was so small. Yeah. Yeah. She's got a point 0.22 just went straight through. Imagine like. Slapping at your neck like a mosquito just got you? What is that? Her just be like, you know what?

I've got this one. Lunch is on me. Let me just get my checkbook. Bam, pop! Her phone starts ringing and it's like the bottom of her bag because of course it is. the rumor ring tone. You know the one. What's with, what's with... It makes a flashlight flash flash as well as well, it th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th like like th like th like th like th like th like th like th like th like th like th like th like th like th. th. thoom just thoom just that that that that to to to just like, what's just like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th. th. th. th. thoom. thoom. tho. tho. thoom. thooma. thoooom-a. thooom-a. thooooom-a. thooom-like, thoom-like, like, thoom know the one. What's with, what's with, it makes the flashlight flash as well, it's all going off. Guys, I want to just break something down here. What's with boomers putting their phone one entire ring cycle away from being able to be found? Yes. And not being on silent. It is super loud because it needs to be, because it is at the bottom of their carryback. Yeah. And they say oh, is that me? that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that th? that th? th? th. th. that th? th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. th. the of their carryback. And they say, oh, is that me? Is that me? I think someone's

phone is reading. My phone has never made a sound. I think it's you. Is that a phone turns? It's the theme to the bill? Yeah. It's probably one of these young kids here whose phone is like screaming out the iPhone Marimba like default. Yeah. A man in Jackson, Tennessee suffered non-life-threatening injuries after accidentally shooting himself while in his car in the parking lot of a Sam's Club. Yeah, again, a lot of people getting shot by themselves in a car. Yeah, just sort of sitting in a car.

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That's a 7-3-7 going towards a Sam's Club in Jackson, Tennessee. Yeah. This guy's going to be there, but first he has to attend to this issue with his leg. You know what it feels like to me is like when I get a new device, I like, you know, steam deck, I paid, you know, too much money for this because it's a gray market import. I don't want to take it everywhere with me. Yes. I get to the car park, it's in, you know, for Sam's club. Yeah. Why not pull that that thing? that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to to to to to to th. that. to to to to to to to to th. th. to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the t. tha. tha. I. tha. I. I. I tha. I tha. I tee. I. I. I toda. I. toda. toda. toda. toda. tha. tha. tha. tha where the Bowering King gives it to him and he says, how did you get this?

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twirling that Doc Holiday does with his cup in Tombstone. What if I just racked this thing a few times? It's good for the soul. It's good for mindfulness. I like the noise, I'm stimming. Now, with your gun, in the sand club, baffle. Be present, here now with your gun. Be present. Put your phone down.

Put the phone to go down. Phone up your gun. guns up, you know? With your Colt 45. Stop doom scrolling. Start racking that slide. Yep. That's good. A man in Springfield, Missouri, shot himself in the leg after accidentally discharging his far arm while inside his car in the pickup line at Truman Elementary School. Oh, brother, come on. This is the second time that we have read out exactly this happening in, I think like six months of someone being in a pickup line and being like whoops? Yeah a school pickup line. I was I was doing

some reading about the school pickup line stuff recently I was I was curious about it because I've seen people talking about it online. Oh we've got a school pickup line. Oh how long are you in that bad boy for? No not for not for Kindi sorry but for the school that I am very, very local too, because it's sort of in the back streets and there's no real parking for this thing. So there is a pickup line like a mile long. And they got a lady on a like on a megaphone out there like shouting out surnames. Oh, all right. What? That's mental. Yeah. Because like it's not, it's just a regular ass like 50K street here with not enough room for what they're doing. So, yeah, it seems like there are a bunch of places in the states where because of the dreaded

taxes, they've got rid of like all the school buses and also they don't really do stuff like footpaths. So there's just this big radius around your school where you if you don't want your kid to get plowed down by an insane driver like yourself. You simply have to wait in the big line and people talking about waiting like an hour and a half to pick their kid up from school. My goodness. Yeah. And no wonder you're playing with that's that's that's that's that's th th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's I I I I I I I I I I I I I I'm the the their their th. I'm their there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's their th. Oh th. Oh tho. Oh tho. There's just just just just no tho. There's just just just just just just no there's just just just no there's just just just no there's just just there's just there's just there half to pick their kid up from school. My goodness. Yeah. What? And no wonder you're playing with your gun. That's all I'm going to say. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. It's an hour of fucking half.

Boren as hell. Better rack that slid a couple times. Why not take it down to its field serviceable parts and we'll put it back together again. And then do that, I mean, it's gonna be a bit awkward in your car and you gotta kind of like, when the people move in front of you, you gotta move to, so you might be sort of just like fumbling it a bit. Yeah, that's why I always take like a TV tray with me. Yeah, that's smart. On those ones it's got like the bean bags onbage b bean bags the bean bags the bean bags the bean bags the bean bags the bean bags the underside. So yeah. Kids wouldn't know about those these days I don't think. Yeah. No. The bean bag underside TV tray. I think. Yeah. I give a kid a TV remote. They're trying to try. Yes. Yes. They're like I don't know what they're doing. It's ridiculous. They're taken the iPad to the dinner table. Rother than eating in front of the TV with the bean tray. TV. TV. TV. TV. TV. They. They. They. I the TV. I the TV. I the TV. I the TV. I the their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I the Yes. I don't know what they're doing. It's ridiculous. They're taking the iPad to the dinner table rather than eating in front of the TV with a beanbag underside tray. Like God intended. You know what? Things started going wrong when we got rid of the beanbag underside TV tray. You know what ever happened to mutely watching the Simpsons while eating dinner, you know? Yeah. Because it was on at six o'clock. the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the Simpsons while eating dinner. You know? Yeah. Because it was on at six o'clock, which is around dinner time.

That's about dinner time. Or the news if the Simpsons was a bit too mature. Yes. Yeah. For you as a child. A woman in Cedar Rapids, Iowa suffered a bullet wound discharged when she sat down upon a rival at a bar called the blind pig. Yeah. So there's a video footage of this one. So she sort of takes her jacket off and she goes to sit down and puts her jacket on the chair and then the waitress that was coming over to take her order just jumps all of a sudden. And then you see the woman that got shot who didn't jump, it's kind of like looking around and then she looks at her leg a the there and there and there and there and there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there's just a there's just a there's just a there's just a there's just a there's just there's just there's just there's just there's just a there's just a there's a there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tho. tho. There's just just just thoo. There's just the thooo. So the the the the the. So the the the the the the the the the take her order, just jumps all of a sudden. And then you see the woman that got shot who didn't jump,

it's kind of like looking around, and then she looks at her leg and there's just a giant hole there. Oh my goodness. Yeah, and it's really visible in the CCTV footage, very upsetting. And she's like, oh, is that me? Oh, is that? Fun fact I learned about this as well. So in Iowa, legal to have your gun with you

at a bar up until you reach the same blood alcohol limit as driving, which as we know in America is 0.08. So like, which is it's same. So you could just have your lethal weapon up until there just in case you get into any disagreements. Yeah, and also like how big your car should be or whatever. Definitely someone who's like rocked up at the bar and then been like, oh, and you know what? I've had a couple of drinks. I'm actually going to take my gun and put it somewhere else. I can't have this on a 0.09. It's time to do the responsible thing. Can you just hold on to this gun for me?

I've taken the round out of the chamber, which I keep in there at all times otherwise. Safety is on, there you go. Ready to go. I'm really doubting that up. I'm really doubting that up. you start waving your gun around and a bouncer comes over and goes, hey, I blow into this real quick. Yeah. How many, how many beers you had? Oh, 0.07?

Right, you are, sir. Sorry, sorry. Hey buddy, maybe just have a water for now and hold onto that gun. Hold on to that gun. Just have a water and then come back in a little bit. I can't take that gun off that that that gun off off the gun off the gun off the gun off the gun off the gun off the gun off the gun off the gun off. Frankfurt, New York suffered quote minor injuries after being shot when a gun dropped by an off-duty police officer discharged at a quote back-to-school Open house at Frankfurt Shiler Elementary School. They do not specify if the person shot was an adult or a minor.

They do not. Yeah. But it's so good that the kids are being protected. Yeah, they're protected. Yes. You imagine there was like a Iraqi there or something? Yeah, what if there wasn't a cop there with a loaded gun? You know, something bad might happen. Yeah.

Someone might get shot. Someone might get shot. A police officer in Paseic, New Jersey was accidentally shot at a firing range during quote advanced firearms training. Okay, yeah, so this was probably before the training started because afterwards it would probably had their skills to not do that I'd imagine. Either that or it was one of those like, hey, don't do this kind of things, you know, don't do what Donny Donny Don't does. Yes. It's like the bit in Starship Troopers where he throws the knife through the hand because you got to teach someone a lesson sometimes. And everyone learns. You've got

to break a few eggs to make That's an egg, you know? Yeah. Yes, it's an egg with some stuff in it. Unless it's an emu egg. Yeah, true. Which I'm told is tasty. Creamy. Uh, a police officer in Trion, Georgia, accidentally shot himself in the foot while,

quote, securing a hallway at Trion middle school after it was placed in hard lockdown after receiving information that a student brought a gun to school. Well thank God because something bad might have happened. Bad could have happened. Someone could have got shot. Obviously school shootings, no joke. Yeah. Very funny to picture. Yeah, come on man.

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while inspecting a shipment of donated firearms. So this is that the NRA center is like it's a bunch of shooting ranges and I guess they do gun outreach or something. People donate guns so that they can pass those guns on to people that need them. They might not have. Yeah, people in need the gunless. The gunless. The gunless. The gunless. Yeah. Yeah. they. they. they. they. Yeah. they. they they the gun was. the gun was. the gun was. the gun was. their their their their their their their their their their the gun was. the gun was. the gun was. the gun was the gun was. their the gun was the gun was the gun was the gun was the gun was the gun was the gun was the gun was the gun was the gun was the gun was the gun was the gun. the gun. the gun. the gun. the gun. the gun. the gun. the gun. the gun. the gun. the gun. the gun. the gun. the gun. the gun. the gun. the gun. the gun. the gun. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their theirthose guns on to people that need them. People might not have. Yeah, people in need. The less fortunate. The gunless.

Yeah, the firearmless among us. Yeah, look, unfortunately, when it comes to society these days, that's the, I mean, that's the thing. There's the have and the halfthat they can just go, bam, like all it was, and some people have not. You know, you see that statistic about like how many guns there are people in America, but it's not like every person has 20 guns. There's some people with a thousand and some people with none.

Yeah, why it's important to take the median. Median gun. So this guy, he gets a shipment of donated firearms. While holding one of the firearms, the 65-year-old man accidentally hit the magazine release, which caused the magazine to drop out, which subsequently fell onto a 22 Walter pistol on his desk, which then discharged, shooting him in the left hand. Are you serious? Yes, I he incredible machined himself into shooting. He got final destination. He got mouse trapped.

It's so funny where this happens at like, you know, firing range or the NRA or what have you where their whole thing is, you know, a safely handled gun is completely safe. It's safer than a brick, in a way. Guns don't kill people, people kill people. Well, actually, this gun tried to kill you. Yeah, it does seem like the universe was trying to kill him here, because that's a very unlikely series of events. My experience with this segment is that guns quite frequently kill people.

Yeah, they kind of just want to go like... They want to go off. They want to go off. They want to go off. A loaded gun is ready to pop. Yes. It's just it's ready, but you won't let it. You won't let it pop. It wants.

It wants to go pop. Sometimes too much denial. It's just too much. Yes. And when that gun can't take it anymore? Yeah. But you have to go to hospital because you've just been shot in the hand. Oh, but that release is so sweet. Uh, this was a big selection of American regions that we looked at.

They're all beautiful. They're all unique. And we take a look at some of the things that happen in those regions in regional bullshit. Regional bullshit. Every little town has got their own bullshit. Regional bullshit. Every little town has just got to have it. Gotta love a region. This comes to us from K-O-C-O in Oklahoma City. The Cocoa. The Coco. The Coco. Four complete strangers trying to outlast each other to win free new car at Oklahoma State Fair. Oh, they're gooning for cars now? They're gooning for cars. Goody for cars.

A little edging competition put on by the local radio station. The Oklahoma State Fair, try not to come challenge. And you've got to keep one hand on the car the whole time too. That's the tricky bit. If we see that you've stopped jerking off, you're disqualified. You're out of here. Hey, that hand's not moving. You're gonna get out of here. So you've gone soft. You're out. Yeah. No, no, no, no. You're just stroking rope at this point, brother. You're gonna get out of here. We can all see what's the trives. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the the th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. the hand's the hand's the hand's the hand's the hand's the hand's the hand's the hand's the hand's the hand's the hand's the hand's the hand's the hand is. the hand. the hand. the hand. the hand. the hand. the hand. the hand. the hand. the hand hand hand hand hand. the hand hand hand the hand hand the hand the hand the th. th. th. th. than. thanks. thanks. thanks. thanks. thanks. thanks. thanks. thanks. thanks. thanks. thanks. thanks. thanks. thanks. the let's go. If you think road trips along, try singing a car with three other strangers for 10 days. I know it's smell crazy in there.

Yeah. Well, you're gonna love what this thing is called then. Also, just the construction three other strangers implies that you yourself are also a stranger in this situation? Yeah. Are you a stranger to yourself? How? Wow, know thyself. That's what four people are doing to win a new car at the Oklahoma State Fair. They've been there since 11 a.m. on Thursday, and all of the contestants say they're in it to win it.

Quote, I need me some wheels, Brian Richmond from Chakota said. Hell yeah, brother. We have to transcribe it like that. Imagine sweating in a car for 10 days with four complete strangers, all the winter car. Windows up, a hot summer day. Oh, it's funny that you say that as well. So, no. Ten days, just to make sure we all got that figure, that figure right there. Yeah. Well, that's what's what's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's what's what's what's that's what's that's what's what's what's what's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that. that's that's that. that. that's that. that. that. that's that's that. that's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tho. the. the the. the the. the the. the. the. theat. the. that. that. that. that.there. Yeah. Well, that's what's happening at the Oklahoma State Fair. Quote, I was late night scrolling on Facebook and figured, why not, I'll give it a shot.

Chris Deschner, who is from Arkansas, said. Quote, I've raised two boys, my husband. I've got it, I'm good, more resident Christy Myers. Okay. She's raised her husband. She's raised her husband. So, so she knows how to sit in the car. I have a disgusting husband. This will be fine.

Yeah. This is nothing compared to my husband. Two horrible children. I regularly drive long distances in my large truck with my husband who only eats brisket and Boston beans. This will be fine. The three Oklahomans and an Arkansas... Arkansas and Arkansas and Arkinson. Arkansas and yeah. Arkansas. Testing their willpower to try and win a 2024 Niscentra.

Oh very exciting. Is that a good car? No, it's like a little motor Camry. It's basically a Camry. It's a regular family sedan. Okay. Yeah. Whoever can last inside the longest without losing the mind wins.

What can last inside the longest without losing the mind wins. You can lose the body? How do they judge that? Do not lose the mind. The Stink and Centra giveaway is a throwback to the 1990s when the event was a can't miss at the Oklahoma State Fair. Oh no. Yeah, the Stink and Centra. It does smell crazy in there. Quote, anything that is brought to them to eat in the car, the car, the car, the car, the car, the car, their, their, their, their, the, the, their, the, their, their, th, th, th, th in there. Quote, anything that is brought to them to eat in the car has to stay in the car. Oklahoma State Fair spokesperson Scott Muns said. I don't know if we need to do that.

So they're not, they're not shitting in the car. Okay, just to clarify, but he does, he clarifies here. Quote, so if you eat half a corn dog and the to'er. their. their stuff, their stuff, their. their. their stuff, their stuff, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. thoom-s, thoom-s, thoom-s, thoom-s, th, tho, thi, thi, th, th, th. tho, their, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the corn dog stays in there. If you eat a turkey leg, you gnaw on the meat and the bone, all that stuff stays in the car. Nasty. You 10 days? Ten days? Ten days in a like a family-sized sedan, a smallish sedan with a turkey, turkey leg bone and half a corn dog. And three guys? Uh, the contestants get a bathroom break every three hours. Other than that, though, they're left to sweat and stink. What kind of sick shit is this to be like, what is wrong with you? This is messed up.

This is not good. What happened to just, like, putting your hand on the car and just staying in contact with the car? What happened to that? You got to stink up a th there with four of you? And you're bits of rotten meat? Come on. Uh, while everyone is playing nice now, they won't be for long. Quote, got a few little strategies going on here, so we'll see what happens, Richmond said. Yeah, Listem. What do you mean? What do you mean?

What are you talking about? What are you going to do? Sitting strategies? Are you going to start jacking off in there? He's probably going to start jacking off in there. I'd probably just scream. Yeah. Like, what if you just scream? Quote, I have a backpack with me. Same thing. We're not going to like too much out in the open in the first couple hours.

Maybe day three will start getting devious around here. A more resident name, Sean told Coco. What are you going to do? What do you do it? What do you to jack off? What he's going to have props? Jack off? What do you get a jack off his backpack. He's gonna have props. Really unnerving scream while he's doing it. Maybe the backpack just has a gun in it. Day three. Yeah I'm gonna start twirling this gun. Get out of the car. I'm gonna shoot you with my gun. Something new the contest didn't have 30 years ago is a live stream. You can see the contestants inside the car as they try their best to stay sane and drive off a winner by watching here. Guys, if you're in the document, please click on that link. Are they still in the car?

I checked an hour ago and they were still in the car. Oh, they're guys in there? Yeah, two people have already left. Um, one of the guys is just shaking his head with his arms cross. This is the shirtless guy. Other guys got his beats by Dre headphones up but not on. Curiously. How do you find out? Who gets to be in the front seat, you know, I'd much rather be in one of the... Oh, we'll get to that. Okay, good.

Because I got more here. So you guys, you can just sort of occupy ourselves by watching that. It's pretty up. Like, there's nothing happening. their today. . Yeah, it's, theyr. . That guy's also been shirtless for quite a while. Are they sleeping in there? Yeah, I think they're spending the night there, because there was a bunch of blankets and pillows and stuff.

They've got it, okay. Yeah. Here is some of the rules. Occupancy requirement. Contestants must remain inside the Stinkincent Centre for the duration of the contest. Contestant placement. Contestant placement. Each contestant contestant cancant cancant cancant cancant cancant cancant cancant cancant cancant cancant cancant mustencant mustencant musten nor can they open a door for any reason, unless explicitly permitted by the contest organizer. Contestant placement. Each contestant must occupy a designated seat and will change seats after every break or as directed by the contest organizers. Okay, so you don't have to sit in the middle. No, but they will be like you, you're in the driver's seat, you're in the passenger seat,

three hours later. Change places, you know? All right. Driver seat controls three hours later, change places, you know. Okay, all right. Uh, driver seat controls the windows. Any contestant operating the windows beside the driver will be disqualified. Oh, so it's hot in there. Okay. You know what that shirtless guy's doing? Yeah. He's rolling those windows up all the way for sure.

This seems kind of unsafe. Yeah. Yeah, I don't think you could get away with this in the Nanny State over here in Australia. They probably... No, I don't think so. We wouldn't let you do that. Winner determination. The last contestant remaining inside the Stinkin Centra is declared the winner. Should more than one contestant remain in the Stinkin Centra and commence with the modified contest rules set forth below. That's so far from now. How many days would that be in total?

Ten, ten days. So they've been in there for two and a half days, three days so far? Oh, this is so exciting. We're watching it happen. Yeah, isn't that kind of fucked up? We've got a live feet of like, like the the the the the th their th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the thi thi thi thi thi the the the the the the the the thi thi theate tho thoes thoes thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to te te tooo te to to to to te to te t days, three days so far. Oh, this is so exciting. We're watching it happen. Yeah, isn't that kind of fucked up? But we got a live feet of like a car in Oklahoma. It's all happening on the internet. So these are the modified contest rules. Contestants will select a spot on the exterior of the Stink and Centra to touch while standing with either their entire right or left hand. Got classic. Yeah, so they're just doing classic style for this. Gotta keep their hand on the car,

blah, blah, blah, blah. Contest shall continue until there is only one contestant left. They'll be given breaks as per before, and they'll be provided with food and beverages on the same schedule as before. from the secondary competition by midnight on the 22nd, so that's like 16 hours later. Yeah, contestants shall engage in a simple game of chance by which a number between one and a hundred is drawn at random by the contest organizer and the contestant has to guess, closest without going over type rules. Hopefully it doesn't come down to that because that's quite boring. Yeah, it's really boring. That would be massively anti-climactic.

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time. Yeah, I'm trying to get the other guy to do it with me. Me. I'm getting it wrong though. Me. We're all laughing. Me! I'm acting out the entirety of what I believe the first season of the US office that I haven't watched would be like. Yes, based on your knowledge of the UK office and the actors that are in the American office. And the gifts that I've seen of the show and you know so a couple days in I'm like okay episode eight. Yeah. Jim's doing a prank. I'm gonna add a subplot here I think. And now for people that wanted to sort of keep tra the guys that we learned about in the article so Brian th th th th th th that th that th th that th th th th that th th th th th th th th th th that th the the that the that that that that that that that that that that that that that the of the of that are that are that are that are that are that are that are that are that are that are that are that are that are that are that are that are that are that are that are that are that are that are that are the the the th th th th th th th th th th th th th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the theeeee theeeeee the the the th. Now for people that wanted to sort of keep track of the guys that we learned about in the

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Dance? Dance? If you're getting into that car, you're going to have to have to put to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to get to to get to to get to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the their their the their their their their their their theirn't theirn't theirn't their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the have to put your soul that has it. You're going to have to put your chips forward and go out and meet something you don't understand. You have to say, okay, I'll be a part of this world. I think the shirtless guy, I can really picture him saying out loud at some point, only one person is leaving this car alive. Yeah. You know it? Absolutely, yes. The Oklahoma State Fair. It seems like nothing bad would ever happen there. Phew. Wrong. And we're going to find out what happens in Crime

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Hey! It's coming to us from Cocoa. Again, it's KOCO in Oklahoma City. Coco. Police recover Disney on ice wigs stolen from Oklahoma State Fairgrounds. Oh, thank God. We joke about a lot of stuff, but this has been keeping me up at night. Some things are sacred, all right? Police recovered tens of thousands of dollars worth of wigs that were stolen from the Oklahoma State Fairgrounds.

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So what, they're going to skate? So, yeah, don't the performers need them for the magic of the children? The children of the Oklahoma State Fair? How long it's it to take the, the Wigs back? Well, they got something better on? Is this civil asset for 90 days or whatever. I can't remember all the details of Rebel Ridge. I was kind of drunk when I was watching it a little bit. What a film. That would great though. Surveillance video showed a suspect stealing the weeks from the fairgrounds less than one week before the opening day of the state fair. I bet someone said that like verbatim. The weeks are

gone? There's less than one week before opening day of the state fair. Doing a Logan lucky lucky the week, imagine if you were the guy the pig pulled off the Oklahoma State Fair Disney Whig heist. You'd never buy a beer again. I was going to say when did they stop calling it the ice capades and start calling it Disney on ice. Appaids. Apparently it was the ice capades first and then they started having Disney characters in ice capades first, and then they started having Disney characters in Ice, and then Disneyland started hiring away those performers for their own shit at Disneyland, and then there's there's a split and they started doing Disney on Ice. Yeah, I never heard of the ice capades. Does ice scapeid still exist? I thought it was Disney

on ice when I was a mouse. What's a mouse got paid? That's something totally different. Okay. When they arrested this guy, do you reckon they opened the door and he's wearing just, he's just got the full long Elsa here? Yes, officer. Yes, officer. You know at the end of taking Pelham one, two three where he just goes to close the door and that

he hears the guy sneeze and he knows that it's him. Officers just about to leave that he sees the wig just sort of fall slightly off the guy's head. Wait a minute? Just one more thing. Quote, it's unclear at this point if the person knew these wigs were in there or if this was somebody who wandered into one of the buildings. Miss Sergeant, Master Sergeant, Major Sergeant. Mr. Tipping my police fedora. Dylan Quirk, with the Oklahoma City Police Department said.

Oh, my sergeant's quirked up with it, all right? It's quirked up, Sergeant. Got to get me one. What are they asking? Like there's an opportunistic, crime of opportunity. Just some guy wandering around opening doors and be like, hey, that's $10,000 a week, I'm gonna take that.

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Is your wig secure? That's another movie reference to writing the thing. Felt Entertainment, the entity that O sees the popular ice skating show, Disney on Ice presents Magic in the Stars. Yeah. That's a long, long name. What happens when we felled? Mr. One. Told KOCO that it has, quote, taken immediate steps to enhance security measures to prevent any future incidents.

He's got the fucking South African mercenary guy from the beekeeper now, having the wigs. Beekeeper, write that down. Oklahoma City police said most of the wigs were recovered but no arrests have been made. Where were the wigs? Where were the wigs? Where were the fucking wigs? Were they not near the person that took the wigs? They dumped by the side of the highway?

Were they floating in the river? Quote, this is great. This is a long-running genre of police quote that we've had on this show. Step one is identifying them and possibly making an arrest, Quirk said. Yeah, I guess that is step one. Just stating ideally what would happen. I think you already did step one is you found the wigs. Yeah, so that might be step two. Find the person that stole the wigs and maybe, I don't know, do some like police stuff with their their their their their their their their their the person that stole the wigs and maybe, I don't know, do some like police stuff with those guys. Yeah.

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He's in way better spirits. Is that Brian, shirtless Brian? Brian, show his man. For sure. Brian, no shirt, whatever his last name is. Also, I think people keep like walking by and asking him how long he's been in there because it keeps holding up like three fingers. Oh. Or that means he's a three percenter. Yeah. Yeah, could be one of those ones. The entertainment company said that the wigs were inside the arena while.

The wigs were inside the arena while performers were rehearsing for the upcoming tour. So they were doing a no-wig rehearsal. Wigs are still in secure wig storage. Yeah, the same vibe. Yes. Doesn't the wig make the man? Yeah. Yeah. The wigs are, quote, crucial to maintaining the enchanting and authentic appearance

of our beloved characters, according to the company. Yeah, there else has got a bald spot. You'd be really shocked by how many professional ice skaters are white people with dreadlocks, I tell you. Yeah. And something just not the same. And we've got to do a last minute pivot to a Matrix Reloed musical where every single character is one of the twins. Yeah. Those at the fairground said the building was secure when the wigs were stolen. The police were investigating how the suspect got inside. I think it was a sort of like a inside man type situation.

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But they don't have all the weeks. I think you could just probably buy an aerial wig at the shop. Yeah, they show up with eBay aerial wigs. You guys got a reject shop over there. Just go and get a knock off Elsa, Icy princess costume and they're sort of tak princess costume. Yeah, the crowd's really far away, by the way. Yes, they can't see your $5,000 wig. And they're kids. They're already going to be disappointed that the kid doesn't,

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the right wig on. Yeah. I don't know. Yes. That's not Gaston. That's a twink. They hate that. That was definitely an episode of the podcast. Buntavista, thank you so much for joining us.

Thank you. I really hope this live stream is still up when the podcast. Yeah, I want you guys to be able to see this so bad. I'll check a link in the episode description. But I suspect these guys will be added for a little while. If you want more to this podcast, you can subscribe to the Patreon. If you already do, thank you. We like you so much more than our rego, Normo, Fribo listeners. You just kind of seem cooler. Like you're more effortless tag with you. How some people you like hanging

out with them, but at the end you're like, oh, I need some downtime. Yeah. You're not like that at all that at all. I feel that's a th. You're th. You're th. You're th. You're th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th like like like like like like th like th like thi. to thi. thi. to to like to like to like to like to like th. th. to like to like th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th like like like th like thi. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thi. thi. thi. thi.that at all. I feel energized. I feel like I can just relax. I can unmask. I can be myself around you. Yes. Your house genuinely feels like my house to me in the way that's, the way that it's like, uh... I just, I'm not worried about pissing you off because we're so comfortable and easy with each other. So thank you. first name. Yeah. Hey, Sue. You're looking great. I'm good today. And I'll start feeling that way about you if you start subscribing to the Patreon now. Yeah.

We will see you on the boat his episodes, maybe otherwise. We'll see you next week. Stay safe out there. Good like, Brian. Looking at him right now, Brian. You look sweaty. He looks real sweaty. Bye. See I see them. Bye-bye. to the the tree