Boonta Vista - UNLOCKED BONUS EPISODE: 8 Polish Years Of Polish Medical School

Episode Date: February 14, 2024

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Welcome to Winterfist and this is a bonus episode. To Ireland, that's the best. Spain, you are on blast. You are on blast. You're all a blast. Welcome to Wundervist and this is a bonus episode and look at what we have here. My name is Andrew and I'll be your drill sergeant in the 400th infantry unit for nice, polite people. Front and Center recruits.

You will address me as drill sergeant or if that seems too formal and makes you feel uncomfortable or represents a potential power imbalance. You may call me whatever puts you most at ease. You got that. You there, the tall and unkempt recruit. What is your name private? Why don't you tell me that I'm unkempt? I feel relatively kept. What is your name private?

Hmm, you seem to have refused the regulation hair cut. Do you mind explaining why? I, um, I, when you've got long hair and you, like this, you kind of don't really have to like look after it or maintain it, like, as in like, styling it or whatever or getting it cut regularly, you can just sort of leave the house. Every day my hair looks kind of the same and I don't even have to think about it. And one less thing to think about, oh, you know? That's money in the bank. Yeah, that's right. That's worth 10 bucks.

Will I support you in your decision making and believe that you should hold on to what makes you unique, soldier? Oh, I think. Thanks, man. I can't help but notice that you've cut the legs off the legs the legs the legs the legs the legs the legs the legs the legs the legs the legs the legs the legs the legs the legs the legs the legs the legs the legs the legs that you've that you've that you've that you've that you've that you've cut that you've cut that you've cut that that that's that that you've cut that that that's that's that's that's that's that that's that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's a lot of thigh, Private. Yeah, I don't know. Maybe it's like a sensory thing, but I find that I feel very constrained wearing long pants. I also worry whether the cut's nice or whether I look like weird or whether they're sitting at the right height. And if I just wear the same pair of shorts every day, that's just one less thing to think about, you know, that's money that's money that's money that's money that's money that's money that's money that's money that's money that's money that's money that's money that's money that's money that's money that's money that's money that's money that's money that's money that's money that's money that's money that's money that's money that's money that's money that's money that's money that's money that's money that's money that's money that's money that's money that's money that's money that's money that's money, that's money that's money that's money that's money that's money that's money that's money, that's money that's money that's money that's money that's money that's money that's money that's money that's money that's money that's money that's money that's money that's money that's money th's money thi's money thi's money thi's money thi's money, thi's money, thi's money, thi's money thi's money, thi's money thi's money thi's money, thi's I'm up to twenty bucks. I enjoy the sounds of your laughter recruits. You there, Private Pengelly, how tall are you soldier? That's who you knew his name?

Yeah. I can see the dog tags. I can see his dog tags. He's got his on the outside of his shirt. I'm uh, 169 I think. Well that seems like a completely adequate height. Yeah. I hope that no one has ever made you feel less than enough. Do I make myself clear? Yes, but sometimes I like it when that happens. 169, huh? Can I offer you a second one? Oh no, thank you. I'm already full. Oh, Private Valentine? Yes, Chef. Are you in the right headspace to receive information that could possibly hurt you? Guy, I appreciate you asking, and I don't want to seem like I'm challenging your authority. I don't want to make you feel uncomfortable or triggered in any way.

I know we are very polite to each other. It's just that you are shouting. And also Private Valentine, is that how 90% of our fans will spend this the 14th of February. Oh, I apologize for raising my voice. Sorry, that wasn't very polite. You are out of this unit, unless that makes you feel bad, in which case you are back in. Oh, happy Valentine's Day.

Oh, happy Valentine's Day. Yeah, that's Lucy's day. It's me. Hey, uh... And that's not even a pseudonym, despite what you would be led to believe. I, uh, happy Valentine's Day to my listener. Speaking of Valentine's Day, I was, uh, no, this is actually about Valentine's Day, Ben, if that's okay with you. Sorry, I was having a chauld all thinking

about something else. Something up related. I was at school pickup today, and I don't know if I have ever discussed a child called Jimmy on this show before. Does he know who's Jimmy? I don't recall you singling out a specific child? I got something. I got a little, I got a little twinge of recognition there. A little inkling. A little inkling there. A kid. He is a child of a family that we are friends with, our kids are friends with their kids and so on and so forth. And I was standing there talking to his mom at school. And he came running out of the gate at a th. And he. And he. And he. And he. And he. A. A. A. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A thi. A th. A ti. A tod. I t talking to his mom at school, Big up, and he came running out of the gate at 3 o'clock, and he came running over, and he had a Valentine in his hand. And his mom went, oh, Valentine, for me?

That is so sweet. And he pulled her up and went, no. That's for me. And he opened it up, and it said, dear Jimmy, I think you are so cool. I wish I could be friends with you. I've heard that you like comic books, thanks from me. He had composed a Valentine entirely to himself. Oh did he make it? Thought he was just getting friends owned in the Valentine's card. No, he made the Valentine that had like flowers glued to the front and everything, drawings on the inside composed to himself. That's actually awesome.

So they've made the kids make valentine's cards. And he's been like, no, this one's for me. He was like coolest guy I know, fucking Jimmy. From one big dog to another, or no, from one big dog to the same, big dog. Have a good Valentine's Day, Champion. Private Valentine. Gee. Yeah, this is a podcast where we talk about some pretty important things, singling out one child peripheral to Andrew's life to believe for being pathetic. Yep. That's the sort of important thing Andrew's life to believe for being pathetic. That's the sort of important thing that we talk about in a segment that I have now called stuff we should chat about. Can we just talk about how Andrews spending his valentides tonight while you were doing your,

your little segue there. It's a nice little segue. Andrew had a sip of whiskey and then transitioned to like three gulps of beer. You drink out of a pint glass there, brother? Was the glass just close to the camera? It is a glass from IKEA that is the perfect size for an entire can of beer. And it's pleasant to me. It is a glass from IKEA that is the perfect size for an entire can of beer. And it's pleasant to me.

Ikea? A can's already a vessel. That's true. It doesn't make me feel as fancy. It can definitely feel fancy for drinking a little skirt. Nothing wrong with decanting my beer into a glass and I stand by it. And also I'm in a big beam of sun and I am a bit hot. Yeah, so I'm gulping my beer. I'm warm from all the laughter and the friendship radiating from my crew.

I'm warm from 32 degrees and 80% humidity. It's so humid isn't it it's fair it's the humidity that gets you. My nipets are sweating through my shirt. Oh, okay. I don't know if they're supposed to do that. It doesn't sound right. This is the segment where we just talk about, you know, often, this isn't a very improv-heavy podcast, you know, we sort of do a little bit of light comedic improv in the intro, but generally, conversation is very structured. We only talk about larger topics if they come up in

the course of a news story that we're talking about. That's sort of our gateway. Mostly scripted, heavily scripted, heavily scripted, including what I'm saying right now. A lot of work. We thought people needed to hear that. So I thought maybe it would be nice th be th be th be th be th be th th th th th th th th thi the the thi the thi the thi thi the the thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, their, their, thi, thi, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, thi, to, to, to, toge. toge. toge. toge. toge. toge. toge. to. toe. to. to needed to hear that. So I thought maybe it would be nice if we had a forum for just talking about bigger issues that have been on my mind lately, that maybe we could sort of hash out. Just things that I've been noticing, sort of trends and what they speak to. Have you guys noticed that lately there's more cars on the road that have the little cuck tire on. What's the little cuck tire? The little emergency tire? The little emergency tire?

The little baby tire that you have instead of proper spare tire, you have a little smaller tire. You guys notice that more often I'm seeing people driving around with one of those on. What are you meant to use a tire their their their their their their their their their their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, thea, thea, thea, thea, tha, tha, tha, tha, thea, thea, tie, tie, tie, tie, tie, tie, tie, tie, tie, tie, tie, tie, tie, thea, t, thea, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the the the the thea, thea, thea, thea, thea, thea, thea, thea, thea, thea, t you meant to use a tire that's too little? We're not very fast. Not very far. You use it just to get you to the place where you would get it, your tire replace. Yeah. I feel like I'm- Very strict instructions on the tire.

Don't drive over 60 kilometers an hour, they say, and you say shut the fuck on the fucking places to be And you go well, I mean I got work on for the rest of the week So you know and then it gets to Saturday and you're like I had a big week Fuck Monday to Friday again Yeah, you want me to what spend my Saturday. They're not even open on Saturday. Yeah, I'm saying to the tire. to the tire. thrown. thi. tho th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the th. th. the th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tire. tire. tire. tire. tire. tire. tire. tire. tire. tire. tire. tire. tire. tire. tire. tire. the tire. the the the tireto Friday and the places are only open Monday to Friday? What the fuck? Yes. Am I crazy? Am I? Wra?

Where do we build the society this way? Where do we go to the post office? In this modern world? Yeah. My lunch break? I'm getting my bento box. Here's the tire. They wouldn't they wouldn't they wouldn't they wouldn't they wouldn't they wouldn't give you the tire if you couldn't go over 60 kilometers an hour with the tire on

because the car can go over 60 kilometers an hour. They know you're going to do it. They know you're going to do it. It's like drinking while you're pregnant. It's like, whick! Don't do it? Yeah. It's like the packet on the cotton buds.

the cotton buds. Don't ever put this in your ear. What do you think? Even though it gets really painful. Even though, yeah, I feel like I'm cleaning out my soul by doing it. I saw an Instagram ad for, for like, nitrous delivery, like, you know, big, big, extra large bottles of Nang. Yeah, hey, I don't don't th th don't th don't tho th don't tho th don't th don't th don't th don't th. th. th. th. th. the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, tho, tho, tho' that's that's that's that's that's get that's get get get get get get get get get get get get get get get get get get get get get get get get get get get get get get get get get get get get get get get get get get get get get get get get get get get get get get get get get get get get get get get get th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the, the, the, the, that, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's this for having a great time while you're listening to Spongle. Wink! Yeah, it says, do not inhale on the front.

Wink! Got a lot of frosting to do this weekend. Yeah, yeah. I've got to frost so many cupcakes with my buddy. Am we're going to be shirtless in the garage? Frosting so many cupcakes at 4 a tapapapapapap tap tap tap tap tap t tm tfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thiii. thi. to thi. thi. thi..m. Get over here. Wink! I got a visualizer going on my Winnamp. I'm just going to frost a cake. Weak!

Ben, do you think this is confirmation bias? No. Maybe. Yeah, almost certainly. Or do you think it's fact? I think I spoke about this on the podcast maybe a year or two ago about how I was noticing an awful lot of Jimneys around. It seems like it might have been confirmation bias but actually I think there was just a lot of Jimneys on the road and I want you the listener and you my colleagues keep an eye out see how many little cockties are

around and don't notice them more because of confirmation bias just notice them a regular amount. Yes don't start. Don't be more vigilant than usual. Regular amount of vigilance. Just be careful to notice them when you do see them. Yeah, take note of them, extra. Take note of the fact that there are extra. I would also point out that the Skoda Octavia Wagon, full fat tire.

Yeah. You're getting the big boy in there. That's nice. Subaru Forrester, 2003. Yep. 25X. That's a full fat tire, baby. Hey Ben. Nothing but the whole article. Yeah. Little article here from Drive. Drive. thrown.

thirty-year-old. Come on. Suzuki Jimny posts record sales in Australia Japanese brand hits nine year high. Ben is the one true objective observer. I literally just saw that car yesterday for the first time. I said, hey, that's a fucking stupid name for a car. It's a dumb name for a beautiful car. They are everywhere, aren't they? I got a little article here from Drive.

to co-do-it that says, tiny little bitch cock tie is being used more frequently and for longer by people 2024. Okay, okay. That could we potentially tie the uptick in cock tires to the cost of living crisis? I, well I was thinking this. Cost a lot of money to get new tires on. And, and they're needling you and diming you on everything these days. They're needle and nibling and diving you. Fuck off, right. I woke up at like 4.30 th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi their tho their their their th we could th we could th we could their th we could th we could th we could th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, thi, thi, thi. thi. theeateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateat-cooooooo off, alright. I woke up at like 4.30 this morning. Yeah. I agree with you. They're needling and diving you wherever they can. I think, okay, one, cost of living crisis. Two, more cars that are either too small or aren't just forking out for a proper tire. So I've also been unable to remember the word for, you know when you get a tray of the like little like bean wrap things and you lay them all down in a row like a Mexican lasagna and you put cheese on top. Enchalatas? I've been going at this for like four days.

What do you try to remember the word for edge like, what are you going to call them? A little try of bean wraps. Chuck some chicken in there, there's some tomato sauce? All right. I'd be perfectly happy to have a new segment where we helped Theo remember a word. And that would be helpful for me too.

We got Albert Camo Camo for you the other day. Yeah. Because you'd forgotten that and needed to remember it for some reason. Yeah. We could probably do that for you. Yeah. Because I always thought that the perfect circle song, The Outsider was named after the novella by Albert came. But it's actually called the stranger.

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Have you guys noticed any trends? Anything new in your life you've observed? This is just for observations you've had. Anything trending? Hmm. Yeah. Something you've noticed people are doing more, doing less. Like a mini zeit of cargo pants. I'm seeing a lot of cargo pants around. thensensensens. ths. tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha th. th. It's th. It's th. It's, I th. It's, I th. It's, I th. It's, th. thate, thate, thate, have, have, have, thate, have, have, have, have thi, have thi, have thi, have thi, have thi, have thi, have, have, have, have, have, have, have, have, have, have, have, have, have, have, have, have, have, th. Have. Have. Have. Have. Have. Have. Have. Have. Have. Have. Have, th. Have, th. th. th. Have, th. th. Have, thi. Have, thi. Have, thi. Have, thi. A, that, that, that, that, threa. A throan, that, that, threa. Have threa. Have threa, have th seeing cargo pants at the store. I'm seeing a lot of cargo pants around. And every time I see them I think, what if I just

tried them on? Like, could I wear them? Could I wear that? I have friends my age that are doing that? And they are cool enough that they are pulling it off? Where I'm like, fuck. You zoomicoded yourself. You did it in a th a a a a a a th a th a th a th a th a th a th th th th th th th th th th th th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A th. A lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot thoom. A thoo thoo they are pulling it off. I'm like, fuck, you zoomercoded yourself, you did it. And you didn't do it in a way that looks cringe, you look genuinely good, whereas I know I would just be like... Yeah, I don't think I would look very cool. That they'd hang me off a bridge just to put me in my dumbass fucking outfit on display so the townspeople could laugh at me if I tried. What if that's the the the th is th? Maybe. Think of what you could do the optimal amount of pockets? Yeah, you can have so many multi-tools, assume is what they're using this one. Sometimes I've got to put my keys and my wallet in the same pocket. That's fucked up to me.

I've never needed more than three pockets in my life. Mashing each other up in their pocket. One pocket for phone, one pocket for keys and headphones, one pocket for wallet. You consider just carrying a gay little bag. I love a gay little bag. I think you're all in support of a gay little bag. A little back here. Like a little over the shoulder, tiny little little, little, little, not a satchel, not a tote, but just like a little guy maybe a five-sized. You can just keep a few little trinkets. You keep your phone in there, you keep your weed vape in there,

your packs three. You keep a little bit of weed. Yeah. Got a nice little strap on there and you're in business. The blutch. It's the clutch. And it's not gay little bag. Yeah.

What's that, the thu'a' theu. a gay little bag. It's my blotch. Got a problem with I'm out of fudge. Yeah. And I'm actually buy. Yeah, by the way, we should root. It's the bouch and it's the boat. And that... Oh me gay, you're likely to get your dick sucked, mate. What's stuff we should chat about.

Sometimes there's other stuff that people want to chat to us about, and often that goes into a segment that we call the Bluntavista Hotline, but not this time, because the person who's written into us is Polish. It's time for the poll report. Finsky Irma, where did we lichy yeen! What abhorpe throfoam shen the world's national nation. Alas the national proxy shenvovaganagan swore him shone the shaltz nonsen

the will thae will I'll be today. Daften! Da tombe! O'nappar Like schmander! How shaltz'en D'oeuvrowski to ?

? Not long enough. It's good to be like the to speak out of the world. It's so good to be back. It's so good to be back. It's so good. Bloody Return of the King over here. This was sent into us by one of our very

treasured Polish listeners, Kuba, who was written into us before, read out some of their letters. Letters is such a generous way of describing the email. So this is in reference to a story. I think it carries the intent. Yeah, it's a missive that we received. Yeah. We got sent a story a bunch of times, which is why we're not reading it out. I don't know if you guys saw this. You hear about this? There was a guy on a plane who just started coughing up buckets of blood and then died.

Oh, Jesus. You all see that? I said that to you Ben. You did and then I said I'm not going to eat it. Yeah. And here we are talking about it. So who won? The podcast.

Well, you get to have your cake and eat it too, right? I love looking at my cake and not eat it. Well, because, according to Ben, if enough people like the cake, he thinks that that cake is kind of like, well no, because if enough people like the cake, all of the other podcasts that are like us are also going to eat the cake. And then there'll be barely any cake left. And we can rattle off all of the other podcasts that are just like us. Just like us. If everyone else has tried a cheeseburger, no more cheeseburgers for me. We're not like other podcasts. We're not, we're cooler than other podcasts.

We're worse than other podcasts. I can, I could give you a list of podcasts where every single week they all by sheer accident cover exactly the same stories. But don't, because they might go and listen to them instead of us. Yeah, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't. So this guy just started like throwing up blood just like, ugh, and then died. It was kind of like, yeah, sort of like, yeah, uh, yeah. That's not a like, that's probably, that's probably like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that you want to have happen.

It's one of the things that you wouldn't want to have happen. Yeah, I think so. Yeah. So we didn't end up talking about that story until now because of a crucial extra detail. So Cuba has sent us a screenshot of an article that was in Polish. He has helpfully translated the headline for us. So he says, Check out this article.

So it says, dramatic scenes in the plane, a Polish man rushed to help. Later on, it is explained that the dramatic help was the Polish doctor checking the bloodbucket dude's pulse and saying he's good to fly. As soon as they lift off, the screaming began. Thanks, Polish man. He's probably fine. Heart's still beaten, he's ready to rock. Yeah.

He was timing his pulse against a square clock, though. So I kind of fucked up his... Can he say that then? I don't know, although this is being said to us in the spirit of someone making fun of the Polish by a Polish person. A pole to the rescue. Yeah, thanks, Polish doctor. You shouldn't say that sarcastically if you are Polish.

I don't always understand. Why would they put him on the flight? Yeah. If it started happening when he was on the ground, it would be like, the the the their their their, their, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thin. thin. th. th. th. thin. thi. thiolioli. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th........... I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I's. I's. I's. I'm. to. th. th. It's. It's. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to stand like it. Why would they put him on the flight? Yeah. If it started happening when he was on the ground, it'd be like, there are so many medical services on the ground. Yeah, in the air, there's just one Polish doctor. But yeah, the majority of medical services are ground-based. Yeah, like literally, literally, they did the thing from the movies where pilot got on the intercom was like, is there a doctor on the flight? This Polish guy said, absolutely, I'm a medical doctor. I'm a Polish doctor. He specifically requested a Polish doctor, right?

Because I am very Polish and very doctor. He's like making a real point to say Polish doctor before. Yeah. You're a doctor right. A Polish doctor? A Polish doctor? Yeah, yeah. And here's my advice, just in case anyone needs to jot it down in the newspaper. This man will not die on this flight. Not my Polish watch. Which is square. Which is square, by the way. Which wouldn't really impact...

No, I think there's a lot of square watches, to be honest. Unless they made the minute hand long enough that it it it in the corners but not in the middle of the edges. I'm saying that it's like it's describing an irregular arc because of the square that's right. The hours are also, the numerals are evenly spaced around the edge of the square. Yeah. Yeah, in a way that no longer works for it, be like, I don't know how that would work, all right? I'm not. So it would slow down as it approached the corners and then speed up as it went from the corners towards the middle of the edges. Sure. Very cool. Hmm. And that is the entire letter. That's fucking great. Also, apparently, so he started like coughing a bunch in his feverish, are you a Polish

doctor? I have a Polish doctor. I went to Polish medical school. I have a Polish medical doctorate. I ate Polish ears of Polish medical school. And they gave him Camerile tea. I don't think that worked. Just personally?

When you have an upset tummy? Yeah, that's what you want. It makes you sleepy. That's my little sleepy time too. I love Camel. Honey, vanilla. So nice. Oh, look at it.

Squeeze a honey in your tea. Yeah,. So nice. Oh, a little bit of the squeeze a honey in your tea? Oh, a little honey in your tea? Yeah, that's nice. Take that to the bank. That's right. That's 20 bucks. It's 20. Wait, the tea.

tfee, or you're at 20? Because you're at 20 before. Yeah, long hair, shorts, tea, 40 bucks baby. Ben's shout tonight. Yeah, I got this one. Doctors, Polish doctors. We should probably keep an eye on those guys. And ladies, and non-binary Polish doctors. Not in Poland. Not yet.

Give them another 30 years. We should probably keep an eye on another profession, and that is the police. It's almost sounds like the start of Polish. It's time for cop watch. This comes to us from East Idaho news. I've got two stories actually here. So this is from East Idaho News. I've got two stories actually here, sorry, so this is the first one, it was two cops that

I think we should keep an eye on this week. One cop, one eye. Correct. One eye each. Deputy sentenced for stealing porn magazines from Dead Man's Home. He's not using them. He doesn't need those four brother do you need those four, brother? You've got a phone.

You got a telephone. Yeah, all kinds of stuff on that telephone. Listeners, let me tell you something. Can't take it with you when you go. Yes. The porn magazines? Do you think there's like analog porn guys out there. They're like strictly only read magazines. Yeah. Why come you guys coming so strong in there?

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I have seen pictures of goon caves where people are spreading out a ton of magazines as well as the various things. So I think people do... That would be overdoing a little, I think? That's where you draw the line? These fuckers have got magazines! No, I'm saying I think that's for show. I think that's for, I think that's for the photo for Reddit, you know a bunch of ultra-high definition wide curved monitors if you're in

the like if you're in the dentist's chair leaned back looking at all the screens on your on your roof you've got the vision pro going and this you've surrounded yourself with a minority report display of yeah they won't that you have pornography on the on the although you could open in like you can open a browser tab. You can slap a few safaris down. Don't slap, slow.

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And we would hate to shame anyone for being in toucest their sexuality, but like, you don't need that. I think there's being in toub with your sexuality, and then there's like, uh, needing to find God. Yeah, then there's being in touch with your sexuality and then there's being submerged in it like the tube that they put Luke Skywalker in when he's healing. Yeah. You know? And also like performatively displaying it for others to say like, hey look at how much porno I have surrounding me. No, no, just that's for you. Like you could sort of go, like with a lot of Reddit communities,

I think that there are people who wind each other up and go, oh yeah, I'm totally doing. Like, you know, we've all seen the development of like, R slash relationships into people posting increasingly fictional things, all that sort of stuff. They should call it R slash lies. And another, Tom Walker, the ths, all that sort of stuff. They should call it R slash lies. And another Tom Walker favorite community self-suck. I'm sure a lot of people could just be in there going, oh I had another go today, I've

got two centimeters in and not. No, those people are all deeply sincere. I believe that is the one Reddit where people aren't making up shit for clout. This is my belief. Whereas yeah, the Goon Cave thing, like you gotta buy all that shit and set it up, you know? Have you guys, I don't know how you would have ever seen this, and I don't think I ever have, but have you ever seen a list of a compiled list of the Not Safe for Work Reddit subredits? There's so many, right? the, the, the, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the, the, the, th, the, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, the thi, the the the the the thee, the the they the they the the the the the the the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, safe for work Reddit subredits, where they list all the type of porno subredits that there are. There's so many, right?

You will see a specificity that you just would not have believed. And I think that this is, you know, maybe is one of my crystal hippie-ish beliefs. I don't think that's good for you. I think that you should still have enough like, that a single pair of accidental jugs that you've seen in your day-to-day accidentally sets you off. And you're like, oh, Christ. Instead of being like, no, no, no, no. She needs to be wearing office clothes,

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Reddit is also a site where you have a post in its one picture as well, which is a fucked-up way of, like, compiling pornography. Oh, they have workarounds for that now. They can only post one picture at a time? They've got other things in there. They've got, um, they use a couple of third-party sites for hosting short-form video that link off directly from Reddit. This is what I've been told by them. Now, I understand that there are sites where they collect all of these short-form videos, sort of, they compile them.

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Just like the perfectly, like when you heard someone say how much they watch, you'd be like, oh, great, man, that is, that's really good for you. That's fantastic. Me also. Great for your brain. Yeah. Yeah. It's from East Idaho News. Oh, we already read it.

That's what got us here. Fuck! A former sheriff's lieutenant, or leftenit. If you're from England, um, was sentenced after he sold porn magazines from a home during the investigation of an unattended death. Come on. That's where they draw the line, huh? Yeah.

Yeah, they can do all that other stuff they do. They can hear an acorn fall into a cop car, and then they'll do four perfect, like blood-borne rolls, and then they'll empty an entire clip into a car with a handcuffed suspect in it. Yep. But still one porno. Yeah, you still one copy of gigantic jugs. Yeah, doesn't even show whole.

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That seems really excessive. That is so much jail for taking a portow. Yeah, you know what? Here's my theory. Because it's sex related. Yeah. If you're a cop and you just like shoot a guy, they go, hey, accident is something. Yeah, you shoot a black teenager, it's just like, oh, you're on paid leave. Payed leave, paid leave, we're not monsters. On double pay, you're on double paid leave in the Bahamas. Yeah, but uh, sex stuff?

You're just gonna, you're just out here letting people know that you're into sex? Judge is like, nasty, not cool. Slammer! Slammer! Exactly! We're sex positive now. Uh, Clark then withheld the judgment and ordered hale the 40 hours of community service and two years of unsupervised probation. So he sentenced him to 180 days jail and then was immediately like, wink! Go clean up the highway. What's that mean mean mean mean mean mean mean mean mean mean mean mean mean mean mean mean mean mean, what's th?? What's th? What's th? What's th? th? th? th? th? th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thus? thus? thus? thus? th. th. th. thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. the. the. the. the. the. to. to. thea. to. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. the. the. th. the highway 40 hours. Like, oh, we're sentencing you to 180 days imaginary jail. It's like suspended sentences and stuff. Yeah. They're just like, well,

theoretically you're in jail right now. Yeah. You know. If Hale successfully completes his probation without any violations, he'll become eligible to ask the court to remove the charge from his record. They will put some white out over the big letters that say porno thief on his official record. So what does he have to not look at porn? Oh, for? He's has to not steal? Not steal any porn? Yeah. Everything that he views on Porn Hub? He needs to check the licensing details, see whether the company posted it themselves or whether it was the they the the they the they they the they the the they the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their thec.c.c. Hea thea.eauuucooooooooooooooooooooooooc. their their their their their the on Pornhub he needs to check the licensing details, see whether the company posted it themselves or whether it was stolen and uploaded. Only verified pornob accounts. I think it would be safer for him to just purchase subscriptions to just use only fans. Yeah. That is probably the most ethical way to engage with pornography.

Yes. Finally. Hale must also pay $681 in 50 cents. Yeah. That is $ the most ethical way to engage with pornography. Yes. Yes. Finally. Howell must also pay $681.50 in court fines and fees. Hale initially pleaded not guilty to one count of misdemeanor. To one count of naughty boy. Well, they've written here. How do you usually spell petty theft? Like that says petty theft, like a French man is saying it. Like petite theft? Baby theft. Yeah. Petit theft. Yeah.

Petit theft. Yeah. The petite theft. That's very cute. That's a cute thing to call it. And one count of misdemeanor destruction, alteration, or concealment of evidence. I don't think the pornomag was evidence. Unless the guy died jacking off to the porno mag that you stole? Yeah. Then it's maybe evidence. Or he slipped on the porno mag. As part of a plea agreement, Ale agreed to plead guilty to misdemeanor destruction and alteration or concealment of evidence, and the prosecution agreed to drop the remaining charge and recommend probation and fine at sentencing, Bonneville County prosecutor Randy Neal. I explained that while the charges were small, Petit, someone said, they were made more severe

by Hale being a lieutenant with the Teton County Sheriff's Office. Quote, this is a case that has some contrast to it, said Neil. The fact that Mr. Hale was a law enforcement officer at the time was of course aggravating that in a position of trust he was investigating this particular unattended death. Again bizarre that this is the one time in the last like 50 years that they've said, hey, as a police officer, we expect better from you. Yeah, don't do that. They hold you to a higher standard.

That's right. Enough's enough. We've got to curb this behavior of so and so forth. Yeah. that starts here. And seeing an issue of huge titties magazine and going, big jugs. Oh, that's mine. I'm taking this home. I'm not a touching that in the waistband. He doesn't need it. Yeah. Hale's attorney, Dennis Wilkinson, argued his client experienced a lapse in judgment despite a lifetime of service to his local community.

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Like, do you think he was in a fit of unbelievable horniness? And his wife monitors his internet usage? Do you think it was a beautiful vintage 1970s playboy? Maybe he's a collector. You know how expensive those things are? Maybe he steals a lot? Like maybe he just pinches stuff from crime scenes often. And this is just like the first time he got caught and it was a pornomag. Yeah. No, I reckon he's a connoisseur and he was like, oh shit that is a pristine, thiii-a, that, that, that, that, that is a pristine, that is a pristine, that is a pristine, that is a pristine, that is a pristine, that is a pristine, that is a pristine, that is a pristine, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin like the first time he got caught and it was a porno mag. Yeah. No, I reckon he's a connoisseur and he was like, oh shit, that is a pristine, 1992 playboy, Erica Elinayek, playmate of the month.

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He's being judged for that mistake. He's been judged because he stole a porno bag off a dead man. You got a dead man's a porno bag. What if the guy wanted somebody to get the use out of it, you know? What if somebody was like, what if she's going in the trash otherwise? Yeah. It's like I hope, you know he. Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up, pick it up. I don't want to sweep it all into a garbage bag and throw it in a dumpster. What a waste! He has bought himself a brand new Santoku knife. It's razor sharp.

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He spent 18 years with Teaton County. He had an unblemished record in both the military and with Teaton County. Yeah, and then he stole a pawner mag. Throw it away from one pornomag. One pornomag. From a dead man, from a dead man's porno. He should have said he was like protecting like I don't want his family to see this. You know, it's a great joke. Don't evento see his copy of Weird Jugs magazine that's only got weird jugs in it. Doesn't even have hole. Hey, look at the first one. First day in jail, what are you in for?

I took a porno mag. Yeah. I mean he'd be because of... I mean he's from murder. I killed three people in a bank heist. I saw a copy of Weird Jugs magazine. I am a human trafficker and you took a magazine you say. Wilkinson also confirmed Hal lost his job due to the court case.

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Now, ancestors frowned on me. This man's... Steal this portow. His name is Fred Hale. Does he just mean like his, like just his ancestors? His dad? Like his granddad? Yeah. What if it can't be... What if really he's not being true to his ancestors? What if he comes from a long line of really horny motherfuckers?

Yeah. You know? What if he comes from guys who would never let a chance go by to take a picture with some boobies on it? Yeah. You know? Uh, in some ways it's good to be humbled because it knocked me off the pedestal that other people had put me on. Who put?

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Yeah. Just a guy stealing a porno mag from a dead man's home. Hale continued, explaining his emotions through the court process and referencing a 22, 2022 incident in which he fell 40 feet from a roof. Jesus. Yeah. Quote, it was harder than the three-story fall that I suffered, said Hale. It was harder than the cancer that I went through.

Oh my God. Man, you really just shouldn't have stolen that Borno Mag. Yeah. Like I'm sorry that you fell 40 feet off a roof and that you experienced cancer. You didn't have to steal the pornomag that you stole from the dead man. Who knocked? You know? Yes, I mean, how did he get found out?

Because dead men tell no tales. Yeah, yes. Before pronouncing the sentence, Clark explained his thought process, calling the crime a quote, stupid act. Hmm. Sometimes I understand the crime. I've been around it enough to understand it and you kind of get it, said Clark. I don't get this one.

I don't get it. I think it's pretty straightforward. No, I don't get it. Like, get the behavioral analysis unit out here. Porno from anywhere. We need to get a Vincent and Offrio to get inside this guy's head. Yeah. On September 11, a special agent with the Bonneville County prosecuting attorney was asked to investigate

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Maybe it's a really nice one. You should have four to six Phillips head screwdrivers that are exactly the same size. You should have so many fucking screwdrivers by now. You should just be like, you should have a bunch of little shitty ones that come with like IKEA furniture. Okay, ready? Look how far I have to reach right now. You got a screwdriver in there, bro? Hey, he's got one. He's got two. He's got two.

He did not reach very happy. Armsry. I stayed in frame, you know? Yes. Yeah. I've also, there's also, -tool there that has different little screwdrivers on it and also a bunch of jewelers screwdrivers. There's just no need. What are you doing stealing a man's screwdriver?

Lock this mothfucker up. Yeah, don't try to the key. Yeah, don't mind. Fucked up. Police say Hale took the the deceased man's vehicle and removed the screwdriver with the intent of concealing it. According to court documents, Hale also reportedly manipulated his body cam footage to edit out the alleged theft by a quote detaching it from the incident, untagging his name and placing the video in an archived

area of the system so it would not be discovered. Putting it in a little no crimes folder. Yeah, regular old hacker man over here. Yeah, he hacker manned his porno theft out. This must have been eating away at him. Yeah, he's worried about being caught. Yeah, he's telling people. Maybe he deep down wanted to get caught. Yeah, a spree like this, he's taunting the police. He wants to be found.

Isn't it crazy how we have a bunch of stuff in the archived footage folder that no one ever really looks at? Does anybody else think that's weird? It's right there on the computer. Magistrate Judge Brendan Taylor issued an arrest warrant and Hale surrendered himself to deputies at the Jefferson County Jail the next morning. You're in the slammer, boy! Unbelievable. You're in the pokey, bitch? There's another cop watch story here from W.J. H.H.L. Ah, the Wajal. That's right. The jail. Personnel file reveals military background of Green County Road Rage suspect. Shocking.

Hmm. This is just an interesting... You mean they carry the violence with them? This one is sort of more of a character portrait, this story which we don't often do. Just there's a lot of details in there that really paint a portrait of a specific type of cop. Oh, a little, getting a little Sam Peckinpah. It's a little Peckinpah-Parr-esque. A former auxiliary police officer with the Mossheim Police Department has been charged in an alleged road raid incident, and his personnel file shows he came from a background with the armed forces. On Saturday, the Tennessee Highway Patrol began investigating the alleged incident on Interstate 81 North at Exit 23.

The Highway Patrol initially asked for the public's help in identifying the suspect, who appeared to make lewd gestures before firing a gun at the victim's vehicle in a video shared by authorities. Okay, so somebody's making the gestures at you and you're like, oh, a bit much? That's a bit much. And then the gun comes out and you're like, it's really, it's a bit too much. It's escalated, yeah. I am. Jerk off motion.

Yep. And then, clock. Glock. Yeah. 45 rounds. I saw a story this afternoon. That didn't include because it was too depressing, but here it is now. But two guys that a drive-through Taco Bell somewhere in the US got into an argument, like we're yelling at each other between their cars.

And then one guy pulled out a gun and pointed at the other guy, the middle of the argument. And then the other guy pulled out of gun and they just shot him and killed it. Well, Jesus. Yeah, you won that argument. They saw that fucking, what's the thing I've already forgotten the name of the... Albert Camus? Mexican la Zan. Enchiladas? Thank you. T.HP.

identified the suspect on Monday as A. thee. He was taken into custody Monday in charge with felony, reckless endangerment and two counts of aggravated assault. He was transported to the Green County Detention Center and placed on a $30,000 bond. The Mossheim Police Department said in press release Monday that Foster was a former auxiliary police officer with the department but his employment had ended on January 16, 2024. At the time of the road rage incident, Foster was no longer employed or affiliated with Mossheim Police, thoroughly stated. News Channel 11 obtained Foster's personal records from the police department which contained

his initial job application and letter of resignation as well as other documents. Foster's 2022 application with the Mossheim Police Department included details of time spent in the United States Marine Corps. Ho Hua. Foster wrote that he spent a little over three years as a Marine before included details of time spent in the United States Marine Corps. Hoorah. Hoorah. Foster wrote that he spent a little over three years as a Marine before receiving a general underhonorable discharge due to quote, COVID shot in his own words. Ha ha ha ha ha. Oh, I just want to, I just want to backtrack for a second and note that Theo did the

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there's really shit Australian street artist that was like the darling of like liberal Australian politics people who had like after Scott Morrison went to Hawaii during the bushfires the guy did like a mural of him in like Hawaii. Oh yeah I remember that you know like the guy's name is Scott Scott Marsh and like yeah it was just all really dumb shit like that and people loved it they're like oh my god it's Tony Abbott making out with Putin or whatever like like like the yeah like what if it was like, like, like what if it was like like like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the, the, the, the, like, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the and people loved it. They're like, oh my god, it's Tony Abbott making out with Putin or whatever. Yeah. What if you're just gay? Yeah.

But I saw one of his murals in South Bank the other day. It's actually by Theo. He's pivoted to anti-vax stuff now. He's doing a series on vaccine victims. Being anti-vaccin now is so funny. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. to. Yeah. Yeah. to. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.. Being anti-vaccinat now is so funny. It's like, nobody's making you get it. You don't have to do literally anything. When I was at the hospital yesterday, because Maddie had to go to the hospital.

She's fine, by the way. And they have like signs all over the place being like masks recommended and I was like I don't have a mask with me but it's like three in the morning is like barely anyone there will be fine not a single person in there wearing a mask anyway none of the stuff none of the patients like yeah like the anti-vax people you got exactly what you wanted you are fine yeah and the facts people ar they're thiii theyx people aren't dying uh like you you you what up now? My sperm is fine. Hmm. Yeah, I had to actually get mine like toned down. Yeah.

It's too powerful. Yeah. I gave you a stronger dose of the vaccine. That'll take care of it. Don't ask me why. In his January 16th resignation letter Foster wrote that he was leaving his position as an auxiliary police officer to return to the military. Quote, my career goals have changed since I started working here and it is time for me

to pursue another opportunity for active duty in the military, Foster wrote. I have received my orders to go active and will be needing to use my time to get personal things in order before I leave. Also included in Foster's personnel file was documentation of a verbal reprimand. A document describes a reported traffic stop on December 4th, 2023 when Foster's girlfriend was stopped by a White Pine police officer for a light law violation. A light law violation? Is that running a stoplight maybe? Oh, I thought it just meant like just a little one. Yeah, little little cheeky. Just a little casual one.

Foster, who was not on duty or present for the traffic stop, spoke to the officer who conducted the traffic stop over the phone at the prompting of the driver, the document states. So girlfriend's been like, um, I'm gonna call my cop boyfriend. Call my boyfriend actually, because he's like you the the the th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thu, thu, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thu, thu, thu, thu. thu. thu. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thu, thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. Is thu. Is thu. Is thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, thu. thu. thu. Call my boyfriend, actually, because he's like a cop. So you guys can talk like cop to cop. Maybe you have a little chat. See if we can figure something out. Foster then reportedly told the officer there wasn't probable cause to pull the driver over. According to the reprimand document, Foster also called the white pine police chief, Chad Cotter the next day to ask about the stop and to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the, and the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, tho, the, tho, thoomkeh. theykeh. the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the, the the, the tape, tape, tapk, tapk, tapk, tapk, tapk, tape, tode, tode, toda, toda, today, today, today, today, today, toluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuooomorrow, tape, tooe, tooe, today., today, today, Chad Cotter the next day to ask about the stop and to see quote how they could take care of the citation. Hmm.

Yeah, how can we make this all just go away? Cop to cop. Yeah. Maybe you could meet my friend Benjamin Franklin. What's the, what do they have on their really small to notation? Washington. Washington. Washington. Have you met my friend George? Maybe Abraham Lincoln. What do they have on their really small donations? Who's on those ones? Washington? Have you met my friend George?

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A full 40% of them had their heads exploded. Someone should look into that. Yeah. Connor reportedly asked Foster if he'd been to the police academy, to which Foster claimed he had. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, you're supposed to go, right? I've definitely. Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely.

Why wouldn't I have gone? The call then disconnected, and when the conversation resumed, Foster said he had not been to the academy and had misunderstood the question due to bad cell service. Uh-huh. You're cutting out. Did you say, am I a real cop? I said yes, what I meant was I might still one day, maybe. On December 6th, 2023, Mossine Police Leadership spoke with Foster about the complaints surrounding the traffic stop issue. The document states he was, quote, very understanding about the issue and apologetic, and he was instructed the proper way to question the citationation the c c c c ci ci ci the ci the ci the ci to say to say the to say to say the to say the to say the to say the the to say the to say to say the copi to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say the copi. Did to say to say to say to say to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to the the the the the the the the the th. Did the the the the the the the the the the the the the the cop, the cop, the cop, the cop, the cop, the cop, the cop. the cop. Did the cop. Did the cop. Did the cop. Did the th. the. the. the. thu. thu. thu. the. the. the. the. the. the. thi. thi. thi. to to toffic stop issue. The document states he was, quote, very understanding about the issue and apologetic, and he was instructed the proper way to question the citation. Foster was instructed to write a letter of apology to the White Pine Officer and Chief Cotter. He was also instructed to spend 15 hours training with an officer on traffic stops, probable cause, and traffic

laws. I would love to read that letter, even better if it's like handwritten. Yeah, dear Mr. Police Officer, like what it, you can't, they're just like, oh fuck man, you don't actually know any of the laws. It's 15 hours. Just go read a book for 15 hours about like a law refresher course. Yeah, on like what is a crime and what isn't? Maybe just like check that out real. What are the laws here? Yeah, what what is the law? All of them? You should know that as a cop. The personnel file also contain various certificates for training courses completed by Foster as well as his signature on the town of

Mossheim Police Officer Oth. A cool guy. Yeah, but back to Army you reckon? Yeah back to the town of Mossheim Police Officer Oth. A cool guy. Yeah, but back to army you reckon. Yeah, back to the army where your talents will be more appreciated. Yeah. I really care if what you do there. You don't have to know any laws there. He'll be all the way over there.

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