Boonta Vista - UNLOCKED BONUS EPISODE: Please, Step Into My Sneezatorium

Episode Date: January 4, 2025

It's one last unlocked bonus before we come back for the year! *** Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: One extraordinarily long episode with one big segment exploring new and exciting discoveries in the realms of human sensuality. *** Outro: Torches Together - Mewithoutyou

Hello, it's me, Ben, from the podcast Bunta Vista. Happy New Year. We are still on break for another week, so I have one more bonus episode from the year to give you. It was so hard to choose. We had a lot of a lot of really good bonus episodes this year and ultimately settled on this one because it's a good episode, but also because I think this establishes some pretty some pretty crucial lore of the podcast. We found out some stuff that we didn't really know anything about that it would be nice to have sort of in everyone's Punta Vista cinematic universe stuff so we can talk a little bit more about it. I hope you had a lovely New Year's. I hope you're having a nice break if you got one.

We will be back on the Sunday of next week, which I think is the 12th. And we're excited. We're excited to be back. Theo jumped in the chat the other day and he said, hey, I miss podcasting. It's just crazy. That's a crazy thing to say. We will talk to you so soon. In the meantime, enjoy this episode. Bye. You're listening to Bonta Vista. It's a bonus episode. Welcome to the intro that only 90s kids will remember. That's right. I'm talking about trying to keep your Tamagotchi alive.

I'm talking about Biker Mice from Mars reading Goosebumps books instead of going on the computer. Do you guys remember when the fake cigarette candy for children was called fags? Yes, I do. Do you remember begging your mum for Dunkaroos in your lunchbox? cigarette candy for children was called fags? Yes, I do. Do you remember begging your mum for Dunkaroos in your lunchbox? Wearing your Charlotte Hornet strip? Only 90s kids remember the blackface incident on Hey Hey It's Saturday. Only 90s kids remember Pauline Hanson's 1996 speech.

Any 90s kids on here? We're in danger of being swamped by... By agents! Yay! I just wish we could go back to when times were simpler, you know, watching Home Improvement, listening to Sugar Ray or take a picture by filter. Beanie Babies, John Howard, Children Overboard, you know? Yay! Yeah! Beanie Babies, John Howard, Children Overboard. You know? Yeah.

Yeah. Remember going down to Blockbuster Video on a Friday night, get some new releases? Glitter gel pens, Lisa Frank stationery, wanting a Furby for Christmas. I'm talking about seeing a penis for the first time on an AOL chat room. Yay. Hey, do you guys remember getting up early to watch CheeseTV and having to watch the end of Aerobics Oz style? I do specifically remember that Lucy. We all remember that.

Thank you. Everyone fucking remembers it. Do you remember getting up early to watch Pokemon Dragon Ball Z on CheeseTV on September 12th, 2001? Yes, I do. Now Ben, I know you would be a little bit younger, a little younger ones on the podcast. What was your favorite thing about the 90s? Was it Space Jam or Operation Desert Storm?

So hard to choose between the two. I was at a thrift store in Palm Springs, California recently, and they had a bunch of Operation Desert Storm shirts. Oh. Yeah. Any Bart Simpson ones? No. No combo Operation Desert Storm Bart Simpson shirts. But like they were drippy as fuck

But I couldn't bring myself to buy them to wear the operation desert storm t-shirt I'm probably cuz like the like the deaths Yeah, because of the implication Soberly at it like operation desert storm had some fucking cool branding. Yes It sounds so cool. It sounds so much cooler than Operation Enduring Freedom. Yeah. That sounds fucking boring to me.

Yeah. Desert Storm. Desert Storm. We're in the desert like Dune. Yeah. Storm happening. But guess what? The storms are military force. Yes. Yeah, you know

Believe those guys are the same color as the desert. How about freedom and it keeps going Freedom forever boring Backtracking a little bit. I we Maddie and I have integrated our sort of our bedding collection because we live together in the same house. And at some point, it makes sense to do. Yeah.

Usually I like to keep those things separate, but I've taken the bedding off. I've gone to put clean bedding on and I've looked at the pile of like Maddie's bedding stuff and I've just been like, Oh, okay. That's weird. But I'll put these on. They're two Charlotte's Charlotte Hornets pillowcases that look about 20 years old. They must be, right? And I'm like, well, that's cool as fuck. And I put them on and Maddie's just been like, oh, those weren't really like, they're not

like in circulation. Like I'm not using those. I've just held onto them. But those are her like original, I'm a 90s kid Charlotte Hornets Charlotte Hornets They look cool. Yeah, they don't match with the rest of our color palette in the bedding, you know, we're doing those Millennial natural tones like you can advertise to it in an Instagram Did you have man bedding like did you just have a collection of man bedding which is like a blue plaid? Yeah, like a like a black cotton fitted sheet. No, I want this to see all the stains

I want this on the record. I had really nice sort of terracotta and forest green Bedding before that was the only kind that they advertised to Millennials. I was actually ahead of the trend Oh, and now I look like a fucking idiot. Some might say you set the trend. I believe that to be true. Yes. Got some pinks in there. Oh, it was beautiful. And then now that's that's all of them. And now it's chuggy. You know, I was ahead of the curve and now I'm behind the curve. Now I look like a fucking idiot. You look like a millennial.

What are you meant to be doing though, like completely replacing all your sheets every six months to stay out in front of that curve? That's expensive. Yeah. I actually don't know what Zuma bed sheets are. Wow, it'd be two thousands, wouldn't it? What are Y2K bed sheets? Yeah, like leopard print and stuff, maybe? Or an alien. It's like a cartoon alien face on there or something. What if I just Google zoom or bed sheets? Why 2k bedding?

Ironically, it's like a big screen print of an AOL chat log. Visible penis. Visible penis. True story in there by the way. Oh, they're still doing the intro. That kind of been your first penis. That was the first image of a penis. No, it's a first video, first live video of a real penis.

A real penis. I mean, I guess that was always going to be real. You know what I mean? A real time penis. Yeah. No, that's. It wasn't weird or anything. I was just in a room with like five of my friends were all screaming. They like 27 F Kelly. Yep.

Yep. I love Hollywood where I live. I live in Beverly Hills. I didn't really have any more of the intro. Hi there. Hi, Andrew. Hello. Hey, how you going?

Remember Sid Meier's Civilization? Yeah, played Civ 2 on the library computer. Remember Samurai Pizza Cats? I was watching Samurai Pizza Cats. Oh yeah? Anybody ever see that one? Sounds really good. I was watching Jim Carrey movies and being like yes, yes this guy has it all.

This is the funniest thing possible. This Canadian demi-god. He's got it all worked out. You know? You guys remember GOGS? Yeah. Yeah. Like the little cartoon guys?

The Welsh guys. Eh, fucked up. That's Welsh cavemen. That's Welsh cavemen. With a really snotty, everyone's covered in sort of a viscous mucus. Yeah. That was a documentary of current day Wales, which is a joke we've made before on this podcast. Hey, seeing your first

penis in an AOL chat room, that was probably a fraught sexual experience. We talk about fraught sexual experiences sometimes in a segment that we call Paging Dr. Lucy. Um, this isn't a question. This is just sort of exploring. I think something that we like to do, uh, sometimes as a podcast is sort of explore the boundaries of human feeling of, and that encompasses, I guess, human sexuality. You know, we're open to all things. We're curious.

Most things. We're open to most things. Um, and we, we want to learn more about them, you know, so that for our own notifications, or maybe we could find out if we're into them, if other people are into them. And sometimes, you know, you think, Oh, I've been on this earth for 34 years. I guess I know everything, you know, I guess I've sort of heard it all and seen it all in videos. But sometimes you need some wise podcasters, you know, to help you to be

explorers, psychonauts, if you will, delving into the deepest reaches of human emotion. Psychosexual noughts. Going into our own minds are the minds of others. And you know, I found something, um, thanks to a friend of mine, Ellen, uh, posted a screenshot of something on Twitter that really, really piqued my interest. Um, and I thought, you know what? I think my friends on my podcast would love to hear about this. So let me read some stuff to you. We're more workmates, really.

Colleagues, my colleagues on our podcast. These are some forum posts. I think you might like. So this one, this is the first post of a thread. Why do women always stifle their sneezes while men have huge explosive sneezes? If men are not scared of letting their sneezes out, then why are women? What are you talking about? I don't think that is true. I think the loudest sneezes I've ever heard in my life have come predominantly from men and then one woman that I know. Yeah. Who is the exception of Prudrell.

I also know what extremely loud, broad. Is it also your mother? Is it your mother too? Cause it's my mother. Mine is friend. No. Yeah. You do have ladies that do their little kk, kk sneezes.

I think that's fake. That's my favourite one. The one where you just go tst, tst, and then you make like a little tiny snare sound, a little tst. Maybe just a closed high hat. Hat hit. Yeah. You don't have to make yourself smaller by doing your little tst. Sneeze big ladies.

Sneeze big. My wife who has spent many, many, many, many years putting up with my, my dailies. Most, most mornings I'll feel like maybe I'm not doing anymore. Most mornings, most mornings I'll do like a single group of let's say three to five sneezes. They're pretty loud. Is this, is this upon waking or is this one of those photosensitive sneezes where you've walked into sunlight? No, it's got, it just kind of happens, happens in the course of the morning. Lucy is a, is a fellow sinus battler.

I was going to say like before I got my surgery, every morning I would have a sneezing fit of probably seven to 10 sneezes in a row. Yep. And your partner looks over at you. I'm not getting the bless you after number three. Like after number three the bless you's done. Yeah nobody nobody wants to hear them after number two. I'm on a to and out basis myself yeah. Look that's easy for you to say you know with your silence. No I mean to and out for bless yous. Oh right yeah yeah yeah. You can't keep them coming. Yeah a certain point It's like that's super annoying. It's really So I hate I hate sneezing I hate sneezing all in a row and the only thing that keeps me alive

Is that I can't keep the barrel of the gun in my mouth Sneezing feels kind of good though. It does feel good. No, I hate it. It is misery to me, sneezing. I kind of, as soon as I've done like two or three sneezes, I'm just sort of like stomping around the house in a terrible mood. Like mad? Yeah, like mad.

I've been sneezing. Hey everybody, get out your little checklist and add to the list of things that makes Theo miserable We've got sneezing. We've got imagining an object. Yeah, J.B. Hi-fi. I'm driving. Yeah, it came as warehouse Thinking of a lady that he finds sexually attractive. Yeah Anything that I'm doing for work Yeah, so so I've had this long standing pattern, right? And all of a sudden, the dynamic is changing and my wife's sneezes are becoming loud.

I don't know, is she mocking me? A passing of the torch perhaps. Who could say? She's got a wife-o-forte? But all of a sudden, she's doing some loud sneezes. And women, you can sneeze loud. Everyone can sneeze loud. You know?

Yeah. Imagine how loud a big lady would sneeze. Imagine how loud the big lady from Resident Evil 7 or whatever would sneeze. You know? Lady Greg, Gregorio. Lady. Lady Greg. We've got a reply here from, uh, Miss Kathleen 4656.

I hear from Miss Kathleen 4656. Um, females in the 1950s to present were taught to be ladylike and to quietly cough, sneeze, burp, and maybe fart as quietly as possible. I'm not sure what's happening these days, but there are probably still a few etiquette classes somewhere in the world. Now she's gotten a reply here from another person. So this is a, not the OP, this is the third person. You make up for it though, by letting out your delightfully strong sneezes, fully unrestrained in your YouTube videos for us all.

Lol. Don't talk about it that way. Why is that so oddly sexual? Oh, why is that so oddly sexual? What a great question, Lucy. Pretty weird. This has really quickly taken a mysterious turn. Okay, so we've got a reply here.

So that's to her, that wonderful compliment. Miss Kathleen 4656 replies, Wow, thank you for the great compliment. I had no idea my sneezes are so popular or enjoyed. I'm blushing. Really, I just started goofing around and to give back to the community. Also to meet someone nearby who has similar tastes.

Admittedly, I have no flipping idea what I'm doing. I'm a complete novice at making and editing videos and recording more than one sneeze at a time. Love, Heart Emoji. Okay. recording more than one sneeze at a time. Love, Heart Emoji. Okay. You can't black bag us and take us to this corner of the internet and start slowly pulling the hood off.

One eye at a time. She actually, she follows up her own post here. That last message should have stated, it would be nice to meet a gentleman nearby who has similar interests as well as the fetish. I've already met a few here, but they're not nearby. That's totally fine. Also, I'm not too picky. Just have some good sneezes and a kind heart.

Sneezes is number one though, you know? Yeah, do you guys want to know what website we're on currently? I think, I feel like we've all got it. We've all got it. Together. Sneezipedia. Sneezepetish.org.

We are on Sneezepetishforum.com. Pretty close. Here's another post. This one is titled, the y'all missed out post sneeze reaction. How many of these people you reckon heard that thing when they were a kid that was like if you sneeze 20 times it's the same as having an orgasm? Yeah. Yes. Another thing that makes me miserable.

Is it the same as having an orgasm or does, or is the idea that if you sneeze 20 times in a row it makes you cum? I think a sneeze is like a 20th of an orgasm, not that a cumulative one will give you one. Or is it the- The French call it, la petite cum. Yes. It's the idea that by doing 20,

you're cumulatively using the same muscles that you would use in the course of having an orgasm. Yeah. We gotta get down. We're sneezing from different places. Yeah. Do you think we can get away with having our third episode title that's Le Petite something? Absolutely. For those into their own sneezes or occasionally appreciate personally sneezing themselves.

And I do. Not like it doesn't... It's not getting me off. Personally sneezing? But sometimes it feels alright. So there's people that like other people's sneezes. Yeah. That's weird. And I do not like it doesn't People that like other people sneezes yeah, so we have auto auto sneeze of Files okay that makes regular steezer files. Yeah, I think I think pleasurable experience something You can be really clear about is that?

You can find a group of people who like someone else's anything Yeah, sure. Put whatever you like in that bone. This is the thing that I'm- Beautiful. True, so true. That's really lovely. Thing I'm wondering about this fetish

is how much meat is there on that bone? I mean, for anyone that's sexually into anything, like infinite meat on that bone. I don't know if you've been on the internet before. But like how many posts do you need on this to be like, hey, anyone else loves sneezes and sneezing? Oh, you've been on the internet. But like how many posts do you need on this to be like, well, hey, anyone else love sneezes and sneezing? Oh, you're about to find out.

All right. I saw a beautiful woman on the train today. She sneezed type type type. Then what happened? You guys have no idea. I don't know. Big old. You were like little babies.

Oh look Ben, my mind immediately went to, okay, so what kind of like irritants are people deliberately deploying to make themselves sneeze like on demand? Or they're going to go. Black pepper. Guys have some idea. Black pepper? No.

Staring at the sun? Taking out like in a club, taking out my little, a sex club, taking out my little snuff box and it's full of white pepper. Oh, full bag of pepper. Yeah. Get ready. I find spring to be the horniest season.

Oh, you're not. Okay, you, all right. You guys get the chance. People watching those Zyrtec ads and getting barred up on the couch. Okay, great. You guys already know everything. There's no point in me reading out any of this. Have you ever had a sneezing fit or a scenario, regardless if you felt embarrassed at the time and when looking back thought, wow, that really

deserves a sneeze fetish audience. Or now that is how sneezes should be done. Or I want other sneezes to be in that situation. Emphasis there's. Yeah. Have you ever like looked back at a bunch of really good sneezes you've had and been like, fuck. Anytime I sneeze like eight times in a row, what I said was I want to fucking kill myself.

I'm going to kill myself today. You didn't say, man, I wish the good folks of Sneeze Fetish forums had been jacking off while I did this. Because they would have come. Yeah. You don't have to monetize every one of your interests. Yes. If I sneeze, I just enjoy the sneezes in the moment.

If I do a series of sneezes, like in the office or something, I'm just apologizing. Yeah. I'm just apologizing. I wish I could stop. Sorry, sorry, sorry. I wish I could stop, I'm just apologizing. I wish I could sorry sorry. Sorry. I wish I could stop I'm saying, you know Yeah, and everyone just sort of goes here and then one person goes don't be sorry. Yeah Loud King I wouldn't even care if you did it every day

I wouldn't even care if you did it multiple times. I wouldn't even care if you did it multiple times a day You know your freak flag fly Smell this pepper and tell me if it's still good If you're worried come over to my cubicle and do your sneezes in there and just let people think it's me You know comes come as close to me as you can so people think it's me Let me hold you from behind like sit on my lap. Yeah, like that's do, let's do Patrick Swayze and Demi Moore in Ghost. But I'm holding your diaphragm while you do the sneezes. And then at the end I stand up and I go, Oh, I did so many sneezes. Your sneeze is mine now.

Yeah. What if you sneeze right into my mouth and I just, I just take it away. I just take it away. You know? away, you know Oh, you've been talking to my kids Hey, I got something for you watch her Lick your eyeball Sneeze fetishist is very conflicted about this.

I got another post here that is titled, what is your favorite fantasy? It's sneezing. It's sneezing. No, you don't understand. There is depth and there is beauty to this. It's so much more complex than that. So Ben, can we just, just for the listener, can we clarify that they have spelt the word fantasy with a pH?

They have and I don't really understand why, so I chose to ignore it. It's kind of sexier. It's more exotic, maybe. It is exotic, isn't it? Mine is somehow always that it's morning and we're still in bed, and I wake up to him stifling. So they use a lot of very specific sneeze terminology, but obviously this is someone who needs to sneeze. They're trying to stuff. Obviously, you're holding it in.

When you're talking about jacking off to sneezing this much, you need a shorthand. You need a shared language. Yes. But it's, it's, it's crazy to me to think of somebody, uh, somebody hearing or seeing somebody stifling some sneezes and being like, Oh fuck. Like, um, we've talked, we've talked about that guy before who's on like, uh, who's on Twitter and stuff, but also on like sex websites. And he makes all those videos where his dick accidentally bursts out of his pants. I think about that guy so often. He has got to be the least evil person whose thing is getting his

dick out on the internet. But I don't know anything about him. You know, if he ends up committing a bunch of crimes, don't clip this, but like he's the energy he radiates is weirdly benign and his fetish is so... Clownish. Yeah, it's clownish, but there's also like, it's not convoluted. He just wants people to accidentally see his admittedly quite nice penis. Oh, my big dick burst out. Uh-oh.

Oh, I can't imagine that, but it's a sneeze coming out of a nose. Yeah. It seems to be a similar thing. Like it's about stifling their urges, right? About a loss of control. Loss of control, unrestrained. Yeah, that's sexy, right? Yeah.

Sneeze. That part I'm not, I can't quite get over the finish line. Do you think there's a- If they sneeze more. Yeah. Do you think there's like a kind of a equivalent of cucking? Where it's like, can I sneeze yet, Queen? Can I sneeze yet?

Oh, shit. You know, when you're about to sneeze, but like something like distracts you or like you kind of overthink it or whatever, and then you end up losing the sneeze, how awful that feeling is. That's the worst feeling in the world. Yeah, maybe that's it. They get off on that real hard. Like a denied sneeze. That's a sneeze sneeze cucking me. I call that a sneeze

People certainly get off on a denied orgasm. They certainly get off on ruined orgasms That is a whole and sneeze which it's counterintuitive the ruined orgasm point. That's a weird one. I don't understand Yeah, I like the orgasm part personally That's a weird one. I don't understand. Yeah, I like the orgasm part personally. That's one of my favorite parts of That is to me honest to God no lie that is the top ten part of sex When the stuff comes out. I'm halfway through this sentence. I wake up next to him stifling next to me because he doesn't want to wake me. Brackets polite.

Yeah, because he's got to be fucking weird about it. Brackets polite. Smiley face. And then the drums come in. Yeah. As I wake up anyway, his sneezes get louder and I cuddle him from behind I don't know why but this is my favorite fantasy at the moment. What is yours? It sounds nice I think this is probably something also related

I think that this was gonna I thought it was gonna go gross when I first read it but it's just literally sneezing and then like He's the little spoon and you get to, yeah, you wake up in the morning, you know, maybe it's Sunday you've slept in and it's like already sunny outside. There's like, just, uh, there's a shaft of light coming in between the curtains. You can see the dust mites swirling around, you know, and you hear a little noise. You think, what's that? Would you say this is a sort of a sneezy like Sunday morning situation?

Snoozy and then sneezy, you know? And then you get to have a little cuddle. What's so bad about that? I couldn't be. I started the sound book. Got a reply here. Uh, this is also one of my all time favorites and I got to live it somewhat regularly with one of my exes who had bad spring allergies that were particularly

bad in the morning when she'd wake up. So we'd be in bed and she'd always start off by stifling and she'd gradually start to let them out. It was awesome. Hmm. That doesn't that kind of suck for like the person who has like a hay fever and the allergies. Like that shit sucks. It feels bad.

Yeah. Do you think she knows that they're really horny about this or are they like, I sneeze every morning and also this person wants to fuck really badly every morning and they've just never put the two together they don't realize that instead of giving them Zyrtec they've been giving them sugar pills hey let me give you your Zyrtec I'll get it out of the packet little bit of slight ahead sugar pill been getting it my Viagra and Zyrtec mixed up. I got another one here.

Great. If you've read my stories in the adult section, you probably know mine. If you haven't yet, well, read them and you'll know. Being outside in a field of flowers or weeds or a forest area with a woman with quote, hay fever, using lotion Kleenex on some things other than just her nose. Like wiping her, wiping her titties with tissues. What is she wiping?

What are you talking about? Or your dick like with this, but with the sneeze and all that. Like what? Is she? Just, I literally give it a dry wipe with a Kleenex? I'm not pretending to be a juice about this. I don't fucking understand what part of this you could find eroticized and then she takes a shit in the woods Like I know

Look sometimes people hear the things that we're saying and they say hey you guys you guys are sex-negative You know, yeah, I mean twice both times about you specifically, but yeah. Yeah, about me specifically. Oh, you think it's odd for someone to have and write detailed reviews about like 50 to 60 kinds of flesh line. Okay, I get it.

You're prude. I'm vanilla, you know? But there's a whole lot of like different types of sexual material out there on the internet that people get off on, that people produce, you know, like professional and amateur stuff, all this kind of thing. To me, to me... X-Jumes, Homegrown Simpsons stuff. To me though, there's like kind of a special place for people who write stories on forums and stuff. That to me is like a type of horny that is, is kind of leagues past other types of forums. Like to me that's way hornier than filming yourself fucking on camera and putting it on YouTube.

Yeah, the guys that are still in forums like this for specific fetishes are like coelacanths. Like they're kicking around way longer than they should have. It's also possible that the thing that you're into is so taboo or such a narrow niche thing or whatever that there is genuinely a really limited supply of material for you and you have to be producing your own.

Do you think this is on porn? I've got to be writing my sexy fantasies down about somebody sneezing and if you haven't read them, read them and you'll know. And that's where AI comes in. Oh man, that, okay, you guys are just calling all these shots. Shut GBT, right B? I didn't really delve into this side of it, but... This lady's obviously making videos, right?

Well, she is, but those videos have like 20 views each. Like, no one's really watching them. What these people do is that like half these forums are just dedicated to cataloging when people sneeze in movies or TV shows and stuff. So the thing that my friend, Ella, came across this from was she was Googling something about Paul Williams, who's a comedian who's on Taskmaster New Zealand. And one of the first results was a post from this forum about how he sneezed in an episode. You'd be so disappointed to find that.

As that person. Yeah. Like you're Googling yourself and one of the first things that comes up is like Wiki Sneeze and it's about you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So like they're not creating or watching like full on porn videos of like

unrestrained sneeze fuckfest. It's like, holy fuck you guys. There's an outtake from Buffy season three where Sarah Michelle Geller sneezes once. It's a, it's a- So there's no sex involved. Yeah, maybe. I think there's some sex involved.

Could be foreplay, could be like, and it's funny to me as well, because this, this is kind of a really, it's an interesting intersection, what you're describing Ben. Interesting intersection of- This podcast is so smart. I love when stuff is an interesting intersection. It's an interesting intersection of the sexual forum stuff you're talking about and the kind of very online autism that leads people to create like, you know the websites that just

catalog every gun that is in every scene of every movie. Have you ever seen this one? Yeah. Yeah. Plane-opedia. Plane-opedia. You can just look up a movie and it's like, this movie has this gun in this scene, this gun in this scene. It's this type. It has this sort of like attachment on it. It's got

this kind of site. It's got, this is a non-standard thing. This one's an imaginary gun, but here are the specs of it. It's got this kind of site. It's got this is a non-standard thing. This one's an imaginary gun, but here are the specs of it. You know, cataloging everything. I am FDB, right? Yeah, the Internet Movie Firearm Database. That's the one. And the same thing for like, like body counts in movies, you know, people out there just going something about this really speaks to me and it's something that I want to spend my time cataloging the people who put together discogs you know it's just every now and then you're gonna run into one where they are jacking off to it too yeah I just want to clarify something that I

said earlier I said that there was a bunch of guys talking about this sort of stuff from what I could tell based on just like the details that are in there, like underneath their avatar from the posts, shitloads of women are into this. Yeah. A lot of broads. I've noticed that in the quotes. Interesting. A lot of broads getting into sneezes. Got another thread here. What type of sneezes is your favorite?

Sorry, that's charmingly written. That sounds grammatically incorrect, but I think it's sort of like a fish, fishers thing where you're talking about multiple fish of the same species. That's a lot of fish talking about multiple species. This person has said, I prefer uncovered spray sneezes. Smiley face. How about you guys? person has said, I prefer uncovered spray sneezes. Smile, smiley face. You guys.

I just like to be blasted with the shotgun. You know, man, I really document a lot of replies to this one. Here we go. Uh, first reply, a big sneeze into a soft cotton handkerchief followed by some tickles from the hanky massaging the nose. He's just describing my dad. That's no good. Yeah. That feels like a very specific time kind of thing. Another person here. I'm a fan of hold backs with hitching breaths and uncontrollable nose flaring.

You're getting too specific. Like the more I'm hearing it, the more that one makes sense. The other ones don't. Yeah, hold back. This one has a, they're explaining it with a sexual undertone here. Well, because there's a thing that it's the loss of control again. That's it's involuntary. And they're powerless.

You can't stop. But that sneezes racking their entire body. And they can't stop it from happening. Yeah. I guess in a lot of cases, what they're talking about, like what they're describing is, is the physiological reactions. Yes. Sneezing. I find the body to be so sexual.

Yeah. Yeah? Mm-hmm. Yes. For real? But the brain more so. Oh. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha one here. Hitchy itchy hold backs. A little love heart again. Stuck sneezes in the finger under the nose trope, talking through the buildup, lots of vocal stuttery gasps and

wildly flaring nostrils. When the sneeze finally, finally releases, it's loud and destructive and explosive. I like sneezes prolonged and torturous these guys 100% Organs, you're talking about an orgasm. They're all talking They're all talking about well not just orgasms but like edging Yeah, they're all talking about like edging Holding it back as long as possible. Except. I'm not gonna, I won't, oh.

They're all talking about edging, except that for all of these people, when they were about 12 or 13, they saw their friend's mom in a summer dress that was a bit too low cut. Do, oh. And their brain went, oh, it's gone down the wrong pipe. That's what it is now.

I mean, which is how we all ended up with like all of our fetishes. Let's all say them on three. Yeah. Nice ladies. You just got shoved into the wrong section of it. Do you reckon like if you A, B tested, like a beautiful, you take the person who wrote this post, right? You take a beautiful nude lady, right? Yes.

And she is stunning. She's gorgeous, but you've got two different videos. One of whom, one of which is her sneezing. The other of which is her having just like a powerful sexual orgasm that these guys would be like, holy fuck, that sneeze was so hot. That other one was kind of boring. The other one was fine, but she didn't sneeze before she came. She didn't sneeze. She was just coming.

Where's the sneeze? That's a shirt we should sell these guys. Where's the sneeze? Yeah. You know, everyone should be asking where's the sneeze when they watch something. I'm going to start commenting that on every Pornhub video. Yeah. You know, everyone should be asking, where's the sneeze when they watch something? I'm going to start commenting that on every Pornhub video. Yeah. No sneeze? Sneeze tonight, Queen?

It would be great to see this lovely lady sneeze. Sneeze in Brazil sometime? Where's the sneeze at though? Wow, amazing. Beautiful nostrils. Yeah. I would love to see him flaring a little. Just for next time, could she flare them a little more?

Like, like guy who keeps going to port sites and looking for like, gaping and getting disappointed? Yeah. Nostril steam. No, no! Relatively unflared. Ugh, yuck. Uh, got another one here. Rapid fire! At least seven in a row. Sometimes I'm in the mood for loud, powerful sneezes and other times little quiet ones.

But as long as they're rapid fire, I won't complain. I don't know why I decided part way through the reading this guy's from the 30s. Nice one up, Jane. Sometimes I'm in the mood for loud, powerful sneezes and other times that are quiet ones. Like I guess what what's really sort of making me feel for these people right? Making me concerned. Yes Ben? I'm not worried about them. No, all right let me let me explain. Is is not that there's like anything malicious or bad about this, right? There are so many types of fetishes that are so much more concerning than this, right? As I'm sure we've all commented on in the past, it's mildly concerning that if you go

to any of the world's biggest pornography websites, the front page will just be like, having sex with my sister who can't get away. Yeah. You know, that's, uh, this is, this is fine. You're sneezing. My concern for this person is when they're like, look, this is sometimes I'm in the mood for this kind of sneeze. Sometimes I'm in the mood for another kind of sneeze, but I got to take the sneezes I can get. It's just like, like you have a, a preference for a thing thing which is not easy to do on command.

Like it's not, surely it's not easy to kind of go like, I'm feeling in the mood. Could you sneeze five to twenty times for me? I don't think I could. I'm a sneezey guy. Well get yourself a girlfriend with a sinus problem, you know? Falling in love with a sex problem. Yeah. You know? Falling in love with a sex worker who could sneeze on command, promising to take her away from all of this. Nothing to do with a theadry said.

Do you reckon there's a less explicit version of this where you can't post like flaring holes? We could just describe them? Or? Well, that's too explicit. Seems like you log on and all people want to see on sneezefish.com is just wide open, flaring nostrils. What happened to just stylish, just a nice lady having a sneeze on the train? Yeah.

Sort of like the sports illustrated swimsuit edition, but for sneezing. For everyone in their fucking blasted minds, all that gets them off now is when you can see right up to their brain. Back in my day, you never saw the hanky go into the nose. Not, you know? And now that's the first thing you see. It's crazy. Yeah, we were sneezing on the first date. Something that makes me feel kind of like weirdly nice is thinking about that there are some, probably some very beautiful, healthy relationships between these people and partners that don't have a sneeze fetish at all, but understand

that their partner does and are finding joy in sneezing for them. Isn't that nice to think about? Yeah, that's really nice. I don't understand this, but you love this? I'm going to fucking sneeze for you, babe. I'm going to sneeze for you 10 times in a row and you can't even stop me. I didn't take my antihistamines this morning.

Yeah, right? It's your birthday. Isn't that beautiful? I'm proud of you, you're taking the trash. Happy 40th. 20 histamines this morning. Yeah, right? It's your birthday. Is that beautiful? Yeah, I think happy 40th. Like you did a line of white pepper. The kids are still asleep. Why don't you let me give you a sneeze job in bed? Oh, you imagine that they're like out to dinner, dinner party, someone's house,

classy, Montepulciano, smoked fish, things of that nature. Nebbiolo, Nero de Volo. Sagrantino, all of it. And then they're just being like, dipping into their handbag, little bits of pepper, little sneeze, and then no one else at the table knows. Oh yeah, you can do a little public play. A lot of public play. A lot of public play. Because literally no one else knows it's an option.

So you're sneezing and you're making direct fucking eye contact with your husband. Like crashing in through the front door at the end of the night, kissing up against the wall. You sneezed right in front of that whole restaurant, babe. They don't even last until they get home. They both disappear to the toilets. Two minutes later. You hear just bellowing sneezes No, like I'm happy

Fucking great well and to your point Ben. It's like it's a lot less. I guess psychologically demanding of somebody then and again I'm not casting judgment on people for the things that went down the wrong pipe at some point and ended up in this is what you like. Obviously. But like, but, but there's, there's a really big golf, I think for, for the vanilla person out there. There's a big golf between like myself. That can't be true. I don't think vanilla person exists. You've just got stuff you wouldn't willingly talk about on the podcast.

Like vanilla people exist for sure. No, I think, I think that the stuff that I think is out there about myself. And then occasionally I just get a glimpse of what sex is like for other people and I go, nah, I'm not on any radar But you would think that the things that you're into a normal, right? Not necessarily. Anyway I'm saying there's a big difference between Look if your partner is like Hey, this is gonna sound really weird

Hmm, but like sometimes when you sneeze I don't know what it is about it. When you sneeze, I just, it gives me a boner. It's crazy. It's crazy. I love your sneezes babe. But when you sneeze, I'm just like, fuck, that is sexy. Right? Yeah. There's a big difference between that and what would you think about putting a nappy on? What would you think about diapering up for me? Yeah.

You know, that's, that's asking a lot more of your partner as opposed to just kind of saying hey This thing that happens sometimes that you don't really do it out or anything. Yeah, you're already doing it It's just happening already the way i'm really horny about it Big gulf between that and some of the things you would need to ask someone to do To indulge your fetish. I think you almost have like an ethical responsibility to disclose that you're sexualizing when they do it as well. Yeah, 100%.

You should tell someone if you're sexually offended. I don't know, maybe that complicates the situation though because what if you disclose that, right, and then you go to like a family dinner at her place and her mum starts sneezing at the dinner table Is she gonna be looking over? No, I didn't like it when she did it. No, no, no, no very unattractive sneeze I Swear to God I had to the table or just like me Fundamentals are just Sydney Sweeney sneeze was made, you know

You think it's gonna be so good and then you see her do it? Come on. She doesn't sneeze like you, babe. I got another one here. She's too young. She doesn't know how to sneeze by that age. I love any sort of fit, especially if it's caused by allergies. Smiling devil emoji.

That's how you know he's nasty. I don't think you should be wishing allergies on things. That's just something that I... That's also the thing. I'll tell you, no, he's nasty. Well, she don't think you should be wishing allergies on. That's a, yeah. And that's also the thing. A lot of these require your partner to have hay fever and allergies, which to be sick in some capacity. Well, that's what I'm saying. How do you like, how are you, how, how is this just happening?

Are you able to make it happen more frequently than it would happen? Otherwise? That's what I want to know. Oh, the text there. I'll tell you that much. Do you think stuff sneeze often? Humanity reached a scale large enough. Like, you know, we've got 8 billion people now, right?

Say we get to 80 billion people. Are we starting to see like mercury poisoning fetish.com? Pop up. Once we get critical mass that, uh, that at like a website, absolutely. To be like, does anyone else love waking up in their morning in the morning and their, their husband, they've just, they were awake before you. And they've already got mercury poisoning. Yeah.

And it's a hair covered out and you just come up and you cradle them. I definitely know what the symptoms of mercury poisoning are. We all know what the symptoms of mercury poisoning are off the top of their heads. You get a little bit silly with it. I've got one here. I love all women who sneeze, especially those who sneeze very loudly and violently. Those who are not ashamed of their sneeze. Although, I also like women who suffocate.

Did Vincent D'Onofrio's character from The Cell write this? Yeah. I believe so. Yeah. I think they might be, they're using suffocate in the very literal sense of the word. Like suffocating a sneeze. Styling. Yeah.

Like to suffocate a flame. Yeah. Force mid-sneeze getting sliced apart. I love men with colds, men who are messy, men with long buildups. They did this. That's their M for three O's. Men who catch their sneezes in hankies. Men who are in rosy noses.

Sneezes from men with dad bods and fluffy hair. Can I? A little bit of this. I'm, I'm getting on board with that last part. Ben, I don't suppose in, in looking at all of these posts on this depraved forum, um, do you happen to recall, uh, what kind of date these were from? Oh, the last couple of weeks.

Oh, okay. So it's fresh stuff. This is an unbelievably active forum. Oh, because I was like, I wonder what the reaction was on this forum when COVID came to town. Oh, I didn't go back that far. Not really a big sneeze and illness though, right? Yeah, I guess so.

Not being on the sneezes. I like it when it saves up his sneezes for me. Yeah. Really, really COVID was a curse in disguise because it reduced the amount of flu going around. Hmm. I don't think it was in disguise. I think we kind of all knew that COVID was bad.

It was kind of underground. A recognizable curse. It was one of the most obvious curses of the last few days. Okay, okay. Revisionism is sort of allowed on this podcast now. I, Ben, I'm really concerned by the sentence, men who are messy in there. I really don't like that.

You've got to enjoy some of the fluids, right? That's in there. Well, that's part and parcel, I think. I feel like surely within this community, there's got to of the fluids, right? That's that's well, that's part and parcel. I think I feel like surely within this community There's got to be a divide right between people who are into the boogers and people who aren't people like I like the noise I like the spasm. I like maybe a little flush that comes out. I don't want to see somebody with like strands Yeah I got another one here. I favor uncovered sneezes because generally I'd like to see the action. Ha ha. Okay. Yeah. See? Flaring nostrils, gaping holes.

Fits also good because it caters to the base instinct of wanting more. Why would you settle for one sneeze when you can have multiple? Why do just one sneeze when you can have multiple? Why do just one sneeze when you could have the entire fit? Why pluck one string when you could strum the guitar? Yes. That was a little gift just for you. And one more here. I'm a big fan of hitchy sneezes.

Also the idea of anyone using my breasts as a tissue really gets me going. Oh, no. Okay. All right. I see a little mainstream crossover here. Titties. Yeah. Titties are kind of universal.

Classic. Kind of a classic. Vanilla. Not that much more to leave someone. Why don't you finish this on these? Look, if I, if I could be really honest, this entire thing, just for once, just for once in my fucking life. Can I be honest?

You're among friends. This is really just, just, I think this is going to ruin something in my brain, uh, to, to hear all of this. And it's going to make me start second guessing every person that I've ever known or met who's like either... When you're sleeping or...? No, they've either had a hanky or kept like tissues stuffed in their bra, you know? Maybe it was a horny thing. You can't live your life that way, Andrew. You can't live in fear.

Yes. Yes. Maybe it is. Maybe it is. Just brace it. Just go about your day. Pass like a leaf caught in the ice flow down a stream. If there's one thing we want you to take away from this podcast, you gotta fucking live. Yeah.

Right? This is all we have. And let live as well. If someone's getting off on your sneezes. Let them get off. Great. Let them have it. It's like selling feet pics. It's like, what's it to me? It's like to net positive. It's like a sick, whole heart of me.

I made 75 bucks. I was going to take those pictures anyway. And someone had it come. I could buy some beers and someone felt special. You know? Yeah. Qui bono? Everyone. Everyone.

Got another post here. Hanky Chief code. It would be cool if there was a signal slash flag for sneezing in the hanky code that some gay and fetish people do. Yes. I don't know what it would be because it seems like all the options are already taken. Do like semaphore or something.

No, it's going to be, it's going to be people doing a hand signal and other people who are on TikTok too much immediately mistaking it for the I'm being human traffic hand signal. There is something so beautifully sad about someone having this fetish that is obviously a core part of their identity and being like, Oh, it'd be cool to have it in the hanky coat and being like, well, no, they're all already taken. All the other fetishes got their first. Fetishes are just too popular. We just can't compete with.

All right. What are the, all of the hanky coats? We got giving piss, receiving piss, and the rest. Watching piss. It would also be unlikely anyone would recognise it, and possibly embarrassing if some people did recognise it. Still, might be kind of fun. Yeah? So, I agree.

What a fucking sequence of words. You gotta let your freak flag fly, brother. This is someone like giving themselves a dream, extinguishing that dream, and they'd be like, well, would have been nice if that dream was real. Hey, hey, hey, stupid dream all along. Yeah, I'm an idiot for wanting it. Could have been cool, but... Now the post here. Non-sneeze fetishist versus sneeze fetishist conversation.

Okay. Here we go. You mean you versus the world? On that it's actually, this is a prompt for a sort of like make a joke sort of thing. This is just for fun. Give a situation and then describe the reaction of a non-sneeze fetishist and a sneeze fetishist in the conversation. Oh, sort of like a Socratic dialogue here.

Yeah. What's so beautiful about this show is that you just get to learn about all the different people of the world and the ways in which they're living their lives. The differences are so beautiful. They're so different to me. You know, there's so many things to learn from the people around you. Some people are Chinese. Some people have a sneeze fetish.

You know, the world is full of beautiful diversity. And there's about equal amounts of both. That's two kinds of people and we've got way more. Yeah. Linemen. Linemen, they're up there saving, they're up there saving our lives and getting their dicks sucked, mostly against their will. Mostly getting their dicks sucked while they're not saving lives. That's right.

I had to come down for lunch, didn't I? I had to come down for lunch. That's when they got me. I've got one reply to this prompt here because I thought this was probably the funniest one. This one made me laugh the most, very least. So the situation, a family member sneezes. Now a non-sneeze fetishist, they say, bless you. Bless you. Checks out.

Yeah. Classic. Now a sneeze fetishist, of course, they say, shut the fuck up! Because they're gonna come because they're gonna come because the family member is staced I thought that was more of like a I took that as more of like a don't say horny stuff to my wife you know? that's good gear oh shut the fuck up. It's a good punchline to any joke.

Yeah. You gotta laugh, don't you? Imagine, you're just like, oh, sorry, I just sneezed and your little nephew would just be like, shut the fuck up, grandma. I don't know why your nephew would call you grandma. Another thread here. Oh no, sorry, it's just a post. The post is titled, The Sneeze Lab, working on finding the perfect sneeze powder. All right.

God damn. Okay. Little Dr. Frankenstein up here. So I've been having a problem lately, if you count the last five years as lately. Uh, the, the emoji with the drop of sweat at the temple. But a big smile, big open tooth grin. Uh, namely the access to chink knee and other sneeze causing powders. Pardon.

It's two H's. Yes. And that is actually how it's spelled. There's two H's. Yes. And that is actually how it's spelled. That's not a typo. So that's a specific thing these guys have borderline addictions to for inducing sneezes. Oh yes. It's answering all of my questions from earlier in the episode.

Yeah. There's a, there's a dark side to sneeze fetishes. We should like, you remember that, that episode, uh, that's sorry, the documentary Tickled? We could make one of those, but about sneezing and uncover the dark truth. So when I looked up sneeze powder, Ben, the second result is the Tyabny Chinkny powder pack of five. Yeah.

So this guy, he's had a little bit of problem with access. He says he, in order to get hold of this powder, I've basically had to befriend a guy in Poland. How awful. Yeah, I would have to order this from Mumbai if I wanted to get it delivered. Well, so he had to befriend a guy in Poland who has a friend in India, and it's a whole ordeal to get a hold of it, basically. a friend in India and it's a whole ordeal to get a hold of it basically. It has therefore become my mission to make the perfect sneeze powder from scratch and in my mission to do so I have reverse engineered chinkney down to its content. Menthol, eucalyptus, camphor, some random filler, I believe it might be bark.

Asbestos. So why I'm writing this is I was wondering if anyone else has been tinkering with this and if so, do you have any advice or ideas? Isn't that the stuff that clears your sinuses? Why are you putting menthol or camphor in there? Yeah, camphor sounds like it's like... ...remedial. Just like sniffing irritant of some kind. That seems...

There's irritants everywhere. For those with eyes to see. You know what I do? Is I pluck nose hairs with my fingernails. That sneeze cucks me. It gives me the feeling of needing to sneeze, but I can't sneeze. Oh, you keep at it. You're going to sneeze.

You can't last forever. Yeah, but Theo, like if you were doing this for sexual purposes, think about how fast you'd run out of all your nose hairs. How many nose hairs does a man have? Before you can call him a man. Correct. How many times can a man nut in an evening? You know?

I got another post here. It's been so long since we got a female celebrity sneeze. What do you mean? Just noting that it's been over a year since we got anything from a mainstream female celeb like an actress or singer. Maybe this post will encourage someone to post something if they find any. If you like female celeb posts, they're the best finds on this forum. Wow. You're looking up like you're Jennifer Lawrence sneeze. Uh, I got a reply here.

Agreed. I've updated my scripts to also pull YouTube comments and subtitles, generating them when they're available. If anyone knows any YouTube channels that might be promising long interviews, podcasts, social media, live streams, then please feel free to post them here. Now. That's so fucking crazy. What I found out from this prime sneeze location.

Yeah. You can edit out of a podcast too. You know, I think a lot of people just top and tail them and ship them out. I know. I do think a lot of sneezes are getting left in. Uh, what I found out is that these people actively search databases of movies, TV shows, and YouTube subtitles for people saying like, bless you. Yes.

Oh, that's really smart. Sneeze. Yeah. So sometimes people subtitle it. Yeah. A lot of disappointed sneeze-gooners accidentally finding Robin Hood men in tights. Yeah, yes. Uh, one more comment in this thread. Totally female celebrities are the best. Agreed. Agreed, brother. What would we do without them?

We're always going to spend 2025 waiting for that Sabrina Carpenter sneeze to come out. Now the thread here, Taylor Swift thread. Share any clips you have of Taylor sneezing or blowing her nose or anything fetish related. Oh, there's heaps of videos of her wiping her nose. Oh my God, Lucy, you've seen this too, right? Oh, there's heaps of videos of her performing in Scotland and like subtly wiping her nose at the era's tour because it's just like full of snot.

It's so bad, it's so fucking bad. That's really visible. Like there's a treasure trove out there if you're one of these guys. I just saw like a video at some point on TikTok or wherever of yeah, like her playing and clearly she's fucking sick or something, but she's playing in this either like

snot streaming down her nose that she is like licking away from her lip or where she's like wiping her face. She's wiping her face and then someone's got a close-up on her hand down by her thigh and you can see stuff like running off her hand. It is confronting. I've never had an erection like it. This is payday for them. Yeah. This is mostly for Theo, but there's an insanely good... It was released on a DVD with some other stuff, but there's a Strapping Young Lad

live show of them at Download Festival in 2006. Oh, I know exactly the one. Devon has a big fucking stream of snot on his face for the entire thing and it's so gross that I can't watch it, even though it's one of their best live shows ever filmed. It's fucking disgusting. It's rancid. It's such a good show and that's like the fifth most insane thing about his appearance. Now the hair I can put up with.

That is fucking wreck man. We got a reply here. But put that in the database, you know? Put that in the dv. Someone's gotta want it. Someone just replied, I thought you found something new. Got me all excited, lol. All I remember seeing is that old video from a concert where she sneezes and you can barely

hear it. The OP has replied here, there's actually a lot of new videos for blowing a nose and coughing and stuff. I can share if you want." And then the person replies, oh, I was referring to sneezes, but you can post nose blowing if you want. That's nose blowing is not the same thing. Come on now. It's not the fucking same thing. Don't be fucking ridiculous.

There's no nostril flaring. Did I say? She's not got a hitchy throat. Did I say coughing? Are we on coughingfetishforum.com? Did I fucking say it's coughing fetish, which I'm sure exists. Did I stutter like people sometimes do when they're about to sneeze? Do I look like I want to watch someone stifle a cough? Is that the kind of person I look like to you?

I have one more post here. Just one more. This one is titled, streamer always mute sneezes sad face. Aw, that's a lot of work. Can I just note that the sad face is backwards too. It is and it's the second backwards one we've come across just from these posts. So just to be clear. Yeah, they see things a little bit differently in the sneeze finish.

Are they zoomers maybe? Just a zoomers upside down? A lot of these people were in their mid to early 20s. Really? They're doing backwards sad faces. So to be clear when we say backwards for people who aren't looking at the same document we're looking at, which as I understand it is almost all of the listeners.

It's a bracket and a colon. Yeah, we're talking about a smiley face in the classic Unicode sense, the keyboard character sense, not an emoji. And normally people do the colon first and the bracket afterwards to indicate the smile or the frown. You know, sometimes if you want to get a little crazy with it, you can put a little chevron next to it, make it look angry you know but in this case they've gone frowny bracket first then the colon perplexing behavior somehow European to me is that fair to say I think this is just a person who wants to disrupt to booze you know the guy from black eyed peas? There's a streamer I found no one knows who that is

No one knows who taboo is Yeah, I think the people that listen to big soft td.pag are unbelievably well aware Yeah Probably to where There's a streamer I found on twitch who mutes sneezes every time and I mean through the blackout. That's probably too aware. Uh, there's a streamer I found on Twitch who meets her sneezes every time. And I mean every time she's all out very sneezy, yes, not giving it away, but she always manages to mute before. Not sure why some are so embarrassed. They feel they have to mute. Anyway,

when she streams outside of a usual setup, like in another place, she doesn't have the mute anyway when she streams outside of a usual setup like in another place she doesn't have the mute option and I managed to hear actual sneezes amazing as I expected was wondering if anyone had any ideas on how to get her to stop muting without sounding weird. Okay, Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben, can I offer an adjoinder to something you said earlier in the episode about the man who makes the videos about the fetish of his dick bursting out of his jeans, having a benign aura.

This person has a much more sinister and fucked up aura. And they're not even like getting anything that we would consider sexually explicit out of this streamer. Correct. I think this person is much more evil because they are clearly- They're trying to non-consensually saw sneezes.

To trick her into sneezing for them. For sex purposes, yeah. Yeah, I don't like that. This person leaves a sick taste in my mouth. That was the final post. I just have one more thing for you before we go. You said one more so many times. This is a list of thread titles.

So I'm not gonna go into the posts within just the titles. Yeah folks, imagine that you're scrolling down the main index of sneezefetishforum.com? Yes. Imagine it's 11 AM this morning and you're sitting at the bar cause you've done your bar work and you're scrolling through the posts

on sneezefetishforum. Here we go. How to make my husband sneeze? X's against sneezing? X's against sneezing. Yeah, it sounds like an advocacy group. Mothers against drug driving, exes against sneezing. It sounds like someone who you have made sneezing weird for. Yes.

For those who are bisexual with the fetish, blessing or curse? What's the bisexual part about us. It's been women or men or does this mean like Give or receiver Women or men I did read their posts They're just talking about how like you turn on by more people sneezes that seems like a blessing Well, yeah, but so horny all the fucking time Long slash big nose and powerful sneezes in a Hungarian movie So problematic I have to apologize because I read that out as if the question mark was at the end

The question mark is actually in brackets and after a Hungarian Maybe might not be a Hungarian something of a Hungarian ilk could be Bulgarian Could be hereian. Could be Slovakian. Podcast Sneezer. Yup. No good. It's not us. I found a good AI for SNZ content. So that's SNZ. It's apparently an abbreviation for... Sneeze content? Yeah, okay. For Sneeze, yeah. Sneeze in New Zealand. I wish I didn't not have the fetish. Yeah, but it's opposite.

That's a double negative. I wish I didn't not have the fetish. I wish I did not have the fetish. Anyone else find the pre-Sneeze build up more enjoyable than the Sneeze itself? Yes. For play. Absolutely. Yeah.

It's psychological. It's more mental. In the- Feel about the destiny. Feel it. Feel it. The rise, the climax. It's coming up.

It's coming up. It's coming up. And then afterwards you got to deal with the mess. Yeah. And then you have post-sneeze clarity. And you're like, fuck, what have I done? I'm disgusting. Ah, Stephen, that pepper is gross.

How to guess if your partner is into sneezing? Good luck. Don't, uh, probably not. I would say almost certainly not. I would say almost certainly not. Save money's on no. Don't fucking guess. What have we told you?

Communicate openly. Communicate openly. Talk about it. Come on. Say, you know what? I'm going to be vulnerable right now. I'm going to share something with you that I've never shared with anyone. And that'll be a lie because you've done this talk with all your partners because you

are so fucking into sneezing. Yeah. You know what? Grab somebody sexy, tell them because you are so fucking into sneezing. Yeah. You know what? Grab somebody sexy, tell them, hey, are you into sneezing? Hey, you like it to sneeze? Yeah. And how do you feel about Italians? In which state of the United States sneezes are louder and in which they are repressed

more. There's no way of knowing that, dude. Yeah. No one's monitoring this. Nobody is monitoring a national average volume of sneeze. Well not under those Trump cutbacks. It's the public service. They're not fucking doing it.

You know what my money is on? Biggest sneezes in Montana. Like big country, big sneezes? Texas. Big sky country, big sneezes. Big Texas sneezes. Texas as well, yeah. 100%. You know where they're doing like tiny little sneezes?

California. Rhode Island. Oh, interesting. They're doing that because- No, you're right. You're right. Rhode Island, Virginia, things of this nature. Oh, for sure. Yeah. I reckon New England, they're doing the littlest sneezes in the country. You reckon? What about a guy from Boston? Oh, fuck. He's doing a big sneeze. Isn't he better than Vermont, New Hampshire? Those guys are doing little sneezes. I think it's the blue states with

the most libraries. Everybody's stifling in the library. They're really trying to keep it down in there. Whereas like you said, you know, big Texas sky, big Montana sky, you're out there, you know, you could just see the whole sky, all of space and everything. Would you feel like, Oh, I'd better keep it down. I better keep this inside. Or do you feel like there's enough room for everything out there? You know, a little, little something of yourself out, you know, a man can sneeze his whole heart out in, you know, Montana, Wyoming, the Dakotas.

Man's free to sneeze in Alaska. Can't sneeze in Vermont. I don't feel out underneath the Alaska stars. You just don't feel like you got to hold anything in, you know? Biggest sneezes of your life in Alaska. In Nome, Alaska, you're doing fucking huge sneezes. This one's just for Theo. Sneezing game in mud.

Now non sort of techie listeners, they're thinking what, like wet dirt? No, I'm talking as a, as an abbreviation M U D a multi-user dungeon. Now this post is from like the last month. Just something to think about who's still making muds. Yeah. Best sneeze models in Unreal Engine 5. Who here is more than happy to take the secret to the grave? Now that fucking sucks.

That's depressing as shit. Look, again, I'm going to say in the same way that I think that this would be easier to share with your partner than a lot of other fetishes Hmm. I think there's less of a reason to feel like You know, it's gonna be the end of your world if somebody else finds out about this Tell them that's what I'm fucking saying. Let him know Look, I mean there is one concern which is that Sneezing at its core is a physiological

function that we are generally speaking not in great control of. You know? Yes. You wouldn't really want to, like, maybe it would be troubling for some people to learn. Like you'd be having all those questions in your conversation. Is it every time anyone sneezes? Does it have to be someone you're attracted to? Yeah.

How does it work? And of course this is where the communication comes in, you know, do you communicating, get it all out in the open. Oh, can I give, um, a little, uh, a little hack, uh, for people that are in, in a relationship where the other person is into sneezes, but they also like sneezes withheld. So they want to see the buildup, but you don't want them to see you sneeze yet. If you press the tip of your tongue into the roof of your mouth, when you need to sneeze, it gets rid of the urge to sneeze. You just don't sneeze.

You could drag it out all night. If you do it too much is bad for you or something. Makes your head explode. I don't know. Attracted to sneezes, but not the sneezer? That's no good. What if you love the sneezes? What if the sneezes are like the most powerful and explosive and moist thing you've ever seen, but it's coming from Greg.

It's coming from- But it's coming from a racist. It's coming from fucking Greg in accounts receivable. Who's racist. He's racist, receding hairline, mainly talks about the new Star Wars shows on Disney Plus and how much he doesn't like them. Too woke.

He's saying Star Wars has gone woke, despite the fact that like most of the times when he starts this line of conversation, you will immediately act as though you have received and are responding to a text message on your Apple watch. And he never really picks up the signals because he's not paying attention. He doesn't care about you and whether you do or don't like his fucking soggy sneezes. He's doing those big Alaskan sneezes. He gets the biggest fucking hanky out of his pocket. He puts it over his nose.

He sneezes. The hanky blows up like the, like the parachute that they used to play with when you're in school, you know, and everybody had run underneath. What if you could be under that right now? But it was Greg's hanky. Yeah. But he is right. Sneeze it was Greg's hanky. Yeah. But he is racist. Sneeze.

That's so racist. It's like crazy. He starts calling Bob Iger from Disney, a combination of his surname and a racial slur that doesn't make sense because Bob Iger is white. Doesn't work. Doesn't work. Yeah.

It's like, how has Greg not been fired? How does Greg still work here? Everybody, it's all anyone at work is talking about. He's not even good at his job. But five to seven times a day, he lets loose with that fucking cannon on the front of his face and all is forgotten, you know? You've gone from zero to rock hard in an instant. Ha ha haacks are bursting at the seams.

Your flaccid penis is unrolling like one of those, the things that you blow into that make the noise. It's just unrolling like the fucking fire department has just shown up and plugged a reel into a fire hydrant. It's shooting out like a chameleon's tongue. Unfurling like the classic New Year's Eve party favor. Oh, Greg, what are you doing to me? He's so racist. He's so racist.

You can't say that stuff at work, Greg. Bob Iger doesn't work here, but other people do. Other people do. My idea of having a sneeze room in my house. Suggestions welcome. It's like a regular room and there's a lot of flowers. I don't know. Please step into my Sneezatorium. Who's your favorite hold back Sneezer?

I don't have a list to be totally honest, man. We've all got one. Let's all say who our favorite is at the same time. Favorite Ebony Sneezer? I had always watched what Ebony Sneezer? I have always watched what Ebony Sneezer was short for. Ebony Sneezer. Ebony Sneezer Scrooge. Oh, fuck. That's, all right, you're in the weeds now.

You're in the weeds now, buddy. Don't racialize the Sneezers. Well, and you're getting your fetish way mixed up. Every Sneezer's beautiful. You know? Yeah. Oh man. The search terms are getting more and more specific. How to deal with sick parents. Now this implies a whole fucking universe.

Go back in time. We gotta get you guys better. We gotta get you better real quick. gotta get you better. Real quick. This is not like, you're not talking about how to look after them. You're not talking about like the strain of caring for your parents who have become elderly and infirm. Well, they're talking about a strain. That those tan slacks fit to birth. You know? God damn. Oh, I just got home from work, you wouldn't believe this guy fucking Greg and there you are with your ailing parents and they both start in. They've caught the common cold. It's gonna be a long night.

Why do you always have your headphones on? Why do you take those off while you're at the dinner table? Achoo! I can't! I'm trying to listen to my favourite podcast, mum! Gotta hear what those three lovely brothers are talking about. I have, and this is for real, I have one last thing to read before we end this very long episode. Oh, but at least, I mean, what would you cut? Yeah. Nothing. Lucy had to leave, by the way. We went so long, we cut into a trivia time. Oh, apologies Lucy.

Yeah, and I've been muted on and off for the last 10 minutes because I assumed we were going to finish by this point and my Nando's arrived, so. Yeah, you've been eating chips. You've been eating fucking chips this whole time. Yeah. When you're doing important journalism like this, sometimes things have to wait.

There's no, it's like, it's like a song that goes for 23 minutes, you know, it can be a whole cycle. Yes. And what are you, are you really, if you, if you. Birth, life, death. Yep. If you press stop. Carpe diem.

In the middle of that song. Rebirth, re-death. You're not going to come back and pick up from that point again later, are you? No, you've got to be like, I've got to start the song from the beginning. Some things just can't be interrupted, you know? That's right. One final post. What's with society's weird weird obsession with sneezes. This post was made by the user Sneezelover. I'm really picturing the fucking Tim Robinson in a hot dog suit. Why are we all so focused on this? Question asked and answered, brother.

Oh, I don't know. What is, what is your deal? What is it? What is it? I would love to know. Oh, that has absolutely been an episode of the podcast. Buntavista. Um, thank you so much for joining us.

We went on a crazy ride together. We all learned something new. I feel like Fitzcarraldo hauling his boat over that mountain. We shot at Klaus Kinski, or was shot at by Klaus Kinski or whatever. You didn't kill me. Um, I kind of wish this had been a free episode, but I'm so glad that you, uh, our beautiful paid listeners, um, got to be here with us for this journey.

It's actually a fantastic opportunity for us to implore our beautiful subscribers to solicit on our behalf and tell other people, no, for real, that podcast podcast I've told you about eight times at work and you have not listened to yet. This bonus one is real funny. You got to fucking hear this dog because it's kind of weird. You know what? I'll put it on right now. We got to drive from Harvey Bay to Bundaberg. that's exactly an hour and a half. That's perfect for the sneeze episode of Budta Vista. Let's go.

Oh, we all been sneezing. And one more time, we love you, beautiful sneezes and sneezes and everybody who's just kind of getting into it and wriggling around. We don't love the guy who was like, I'm trying to get this lady to unmute while she sneezes because that's good for me. Yeah, that's duplicitous. I don't like that. Uh-uh, no. We value open and honest lines of communication.

We value embracing the beauty that is humanity, the variety that is the world that we live in. Tell your partner. You know? Yes. Correct. Yeah. Why not try sneezing for someone in your life today?

Yeah. We're not just saying this to buy us credit to say mean stuff to make podcast material. We mean it. Hey, stay safe out there. If this awoke anything in you, I implore you to be honest with the people around you and let them know. And with us. And if this is something you're already into, please tell us.

We've had some great emails from people that have been identified by things we've talked about, fetishes and so on. Several, several people realised they had aphantasia due to the last episode. I would say several hundred people. Yeah, that's right. Really lovely hearing about it. At least this one weren't set off conversation in the Discord. That'll take weeks.

I hate it when people post in there. I'm only calm when it's quiet. About the stuff that we've spoken about. We'll see you next week on the free episode. Please stay safe out there. And hey, keep on sneezing. Keep on sneezing. Keep sneezing in the free world.

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