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Episode Date: February 28, 2024

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I can just get started to my life. But you're all kind of waiting on me to get started. It's kind of waiting on me to get started. It's like I was doing it. Yeah, I do actually. I'm such a school for you. I think this is a good idea. Welcome to Bud de Vista. It's a final bonus episode here in your Freemium Freiburary.

And here you are at Renner Fest 24, here in fabulous Libertyville, Illinois. It's opening day of this epic seven-day festival. We've got nine hours ahead of live Jeremy Renner performances. The Jeremy Renner Parade sponsored by Lockheed Martin and tonight's sensational fireworks display accompanied by a Jeremy Renner live performance. If none of that takes you fancy you can watch out 24-hour rolling screening if the hurt locker kick back in our cyber zone and use the Jeremy Renner app. Maybe you can go and write a letter of support for Jeremy's divorce and child custody hearing. M-seeing today's event, it's the president of the Jeremy Renner fan club,

the Renner files. Andrew, what would you say is your favorite thing about Jeremy Renner? The way that he got into a fight with a snowplow and won. Yeah, he won that fight. Was it a snowplow? I thought it was like a jet ski on a trailer or whatever. But no, it was snow machine on a trailer. It was like a snowplow right, but it was on a trailer or something. I might have had that right.

Well, I thought he was like behind the wheel and he got out to help his nephew or something. He saved his nephew's life. He was probably saving his nephew's life. Some uncle magic. Exactly it was like the car park scene from Twilight. His nephew's about to be crushed by a snowplow and all of a sudden his uncle is there. How did you do that? How did you do that? How is Jeremy Renner was my uncle? I know that when any of us are watching the Hurt Locker Oscar-winning movie, I think, yes, Catherine Bigelow. Yeah. Although really she owes all of her success to Jeremy Renner, but when I'm watching that for the 30th or 40th or 50th time, and I think,

you know, oh, what a crazy fictional world where Jeremy Renner in character is saving lives. It turned out that's based on real life, and he is saving lives. Yes. Was that your takeaway from the Hurt Locker? This guy's out here saving lives. Yes, bravely. Yeah. And that movie was very good. Yeah, and at the end of it, he's like, I've got to get back in there because I love saving lives so much and I'm so good in it and I'm giving so much to the world.

And also, this theater of war is righteous. That's why I took away from that movie. Mentally healthy and my cause is good. Yeah. Jeremy Renner saved my life. That's the t-shirt I'm wearing to Renner Fist. My God, had you seen that? The screen, the video clip of a Tick-Tock that's going around of like, it's like three female friends who are probably

like 19 or 20 and it's like they're shooting a video of themselves and it's like what happens when the Taylor Swift song that saved my life starts playing because they're outside the stadium. The girl's like crying and her friends are comforting her? I would go beyond crying. Yeah, she's, I'm gonna, I'm gonna dispute your characterization, Ben. I think the girl in the middle is filming the video, and I think her friends are embarrassed. One of them looks very, very embarrassed here. Like they don't like her. Yes, yeah, that's sort of very clear from their body language,

is they think that she is a bit much. Yeah. That video prompted me and wife of the show, my wife fell under the say to each other for probably the 10 millionth time. I am glad I am of the age where there is at least a good chunk of my younger life that is just not on film and is not on the internet because God, we all would have been doing some cringe shit. I really fucking embarrassed myself on Twitter for sure. Like I got hundreds of thousands of posts on there from when I was in my early 20s and they're not. Yeah, even like early 20s posts, they're no good. No. Yeah. Yeah. Different internet until you're 25 and then you put on probationary internet.

Yep. And then 30 you're all good. You get your full internet license. And I will never be embarrassed by the post I'm doing now. No, there is no one's I did five years ago and then five years before that. I am going to be right now forever. my judgment is set. Yeah. I'm like the most of me I could ever be now. I'm done. And it will ever be, yeah. You are the final Lucy. But yeah, that's right.

So Ben, was your point that that's how you scream when Jeremy Renner saves your life? I don't really know what my point was. But yeah, I think it's that. What Redder saving my life, and it's not even one Jeremy therown a song that saved my life. It's all of his songs. It's all of his songs that pops into your head. Now when you guys, just to see how your memory works, if I say to you, Jeremy read a song, do you have a specific one of his songs that pops into your head? Yeah, for sure. It's the one that's the one. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thooooooooooooooom. I. I. I's that's that's that's th. sure. It's one that we covered on this show, in detail. The chorus is, come on baby, let's ride. Uh-huh.

Oh yeah, that's a banger. I just remember, like when you talk to me about that song, I just see and hear in my mind's eye a Jeep commercial. Yes. Yeah, 100%. Because he's got a new song out called Wait in which it's about his like relationship with his daughter but it has his real daughter and then the daughter he cast when she's an adult getting married she's like a real thoddy. Like she's a real baddie. That's like why do you make your like daughter so hot? That's really weird, man.

You don't have to make it like a trad wife. Yeah but like she's in. Like she's a like she's a they. Like she's a this, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like a the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. th. Like, like, a th. Like, like, th. Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, man. You don't have to make it like a trad wife. Yeah, but like she's in, like, she's, this picture's every like, she's on the phone to wear a boyfriend and her little panties and stuff. Oh, that's really strange. And it's also full of jeep's like there's just a jeep. Like there is just a jee the the the the the the the individual their whole life is sponsored by Jeep. Yeah, it's just sponsored daily by Jeep. The official man of Jeep.

Oh, she is a bit thoddy. She's in a Lulu Lemon shit, you know? She here she is in her in her panties on the bed. She's got white cotton socks on. And that's his daughter who is currently like ten. That's that's how he's hi. He's his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his. He's the daughter. He's the daughter. He's the daughter. He's their. He's their. He's their. He's their. He's their. He's. He's. He's their. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He is currently like 10. That's that's high. They're high socks. You know, she's not high. He achieves his daughter in the future. Jeremy, this isn't uncle magic.

And it's not father magic either. Also with me is the winner of our Jeremy Renner Look-Look-A-Luck-A-Lucket. Ben, Ben, may I just say you look like shit? Yes. What's your secret? Well, I'm actually trying to capture him from a specific point in his life, which was 20 minutes after he got crushed by snowplow. So, as you can see, I've had some incredible prosthetic work done here. I'm also no longer going by Ben. I've changed my name to Jerry M. Renner.

Just in the hopes that people will sort of scare my name to Jerry M. Renner, just in the hopes that people sort of scared my name. Anthony, Jerry M. Renner. Jeri, Jury, Mrenner. What was your name again? Jerry Mrenner. Yeah, what? That guy I met the other day. Why is he always seem like he's trying to rush us through every interaction? I'm Jerry M. Rene. I'm just, Lucy. I'm just, Lucy. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I, I. I. I, I, I. I, I, I. I, I, I, I. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, th. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm, th. I'm, th. I'm. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th know, in a loud room. Holy fuck, that's Jerry and Brenner.

I'm just, Lucy, I'm just looking at the comments on the official music video for, wait. Yeah, there's a lot of a don't have custody of my kids energy in the YouTube comments. Wait, that thing you were saying about Jeremy, Jerry and Brenner, divorce stuff. Is that real? Or is that a product of your mind's th. th. thue? th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, thi. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. L. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. L. Oh, thi. L. Oh, that's, Lucy. Oh, that's, that's, Lucy. L. Oh, Lucy. Oh, thi. Oh, that real? Or is that a product of your mind's eye? Yeah, no, I looked it up because I was like, he's doing too much, like the whole songs about how much I love my daughter in a way that just screams like, I don't have full custody of my children. And then I looked it up and there was an article about like Jeremy Renner accused

of being like emotionally and physically abusive by his ex-wife. Jerry, Jeremy, that's not, I'm now confused. So what he's really called. Jerry. My daughter five days a week. But if I have some shit on. So, uh, jail Jade three six oh nine says, there would be a lot less sadness in the world if all fathers' apostrophe, love their daughters, apostrophe, like this. Like this one, the name of the new EP Ben is Love and Titanium.

Oh yes. The album artworks. Great. It's because he said he's like all of his hip and arm joints replaced. Yeah, probably. This comment, love and titanium should win awards. Each song is better than another. Yes, give that EP a BAFTA. I like the phrasing that each song is better than another suggests that just like a totally unrelated song, not one of those song. Yeah,

it's better than another song. I also want to make clear that that song is one of the worst songs I've ever heard in my life. Can we pull that up on the screen? Mark, can we play a clip of that? Yeah, we play clip? Mark? Wait? Jeremy Renner? Jade Fire 2817 says, there is nothing in life like being a daddy's girl, I am 45. Oh, I'm so blessed I still have my daddy to lean on when I need to. That's fucked up. That's fucked up. So glad you've recovered and are still with us.

And that was liked by Jeremy Renner. I loved it. He's been slamming the like button on these, uh, in these comments. He's probably why he's getting his physical therapy. Stretch down his legs. He's th th on his YouTube comments. If he's gone through a tough divorce he might actually be in the YouTube comments. It's probably literally him. Yeah. All right. Do you guys mark? Pull this up. To my daughter. My everything. My everything. my only thing, my number one.

You are the best part of me. You've become tremendously inspired at such a young age. Your grace, the thoughtfulness, and your constitution make me so very proud. Your dexterity. You have so much to love, Ava. You have so much to love, Ava. You have so much to live and so much to give. You will be your own teacher now. What? I'll be in your heart and your mind.

Is he dead? Are you dead? Are you dead? Are you. Is that dead? Are you dead? Are you dead? Are you dead? Is he dead? Is he aloremy Renner? I know that I'm complicated. I don't have a lot to say the daylight. Maybe I'm uncomfortable.

Little unpredictable sometimes. Whatever it's worth, I know that it hurts. You are the ocean and I am the earth. Hide in my head, leave things on the set. I am the needle and you are the thread. Huh? What? Wait?

Wait. Wait for me now. What? If you wait? Huh? Wait. Stay and you'll figure me out. Just not so.

All right, I'm not listening anymore of that. That was Save Yourself for Daddy by Jeremy Redder. Took a real second to think about needle and thread. Which one's got the hole in it? No, that's fine. I'm just looking at the lyrics here and I'm like, this sounds like he wrote a love song and retroactively declared it to be for his daughter.

Also, Lucy, to your point, if he has been accused of, of perhaps being a volatile, emotionally abusive husband, allegedly, allegedly, allegedly. Do not sue us, Jeremy Renner, you can get this episode on Freemian Freebrewary, it's not behind the paywall. We're talking about Jerry M Renner, different guy. Different guy. So he says like in the first couple of verses here, maybe I'm uncomfortable, a little unpredictable, you know, maybe some outbursts, yeah, you know

Whatever it's worth, I know that it hurts Okay, I know that I'm difficult, but loving you is spiritual as a night sky. I can be insensitive and stubborn for the hell of it when we fight. How much are you fighting with you 10 year old? Why are you dedicating this song to your daughter? This is not... I think people who claim to love their kids too much. That's a red flag. Yeah, like that, that bond and that obviously tell you kids you love them and all that, like it should just kind of be taken taken taken taken taken taken taken taken taken taken to be taken to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be taken to be to be taken to be to be taken to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be kind to be kind to be kind to be kind to be kind to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be ta toda today today today today today their their to you to you to you to you to you to you to to to to to to to to to the be taken as a given that you have a deep immutable bond with your

children. You don't have to write a song that Lyrical Cond is like, and actually I love you surprisingly. I promise it'll get better with time. Do my best to make it all right. Be the one to kiss you good night forever. That's gonna have to stop at some point. I understand you have a beautiful relationship with your daughter, but at some point, Craig is gonna be like, Jeremy. Does your dad have to come over every night? He can't be here at 1030 every night,

going muhh. All right. We got a fake fan in the comments here. I didn't know you sang Jeremy. One hell of an actor, but wow wow wow. One reply, he's so good on acting and singing. It is so true. And driving a jeep. He loves snow plows, jeeps and his daughter. Oh, YouTube comments are so great. Wow, this made me cry. I have a six-year-old daughter, and sometimes I look at her,

like how he looked at his daughter at 2 minutes 37 seconds. And it's time stamped, you know how they like link to that part of it? It's so good. Fuck. Man. I just, I don't think it's funny for someone to be hit by a 6.5 ton snowplow. But, if you have to pick one person. Being hit and run over by your own 6.5 ton snowplow, that's not happening to anyone else.

I don't even have one. I don't even have like a snowplow blade attachmentthat's not happening to anyone else. I don't even have one. I don't even have one. I don't even have like a snowplow blade attachment for the front of my 2003 Subaru Forrest, a base model. I'm getting run over by Hyundai 30 and that might like sprain a toe I reckon. Yeah, you probably lift that off you. You've got that stepmom strength. Ooh, I'm gonna have an egg on my shin. My wine might be injured. Ah!

Hey, I'm sure when Jeremy Redder got hit by a 6.5 ton snowplow at his own home, that was the one thing that he didn't want to happen. And now we sometimes talk about other things that other people didn't want to happen. And now we sometimes talk about other things that other people didn't want to have happen to them. It's time for this is the one thing we didn't want to happen. This is the one thing we didn't want to happen. This was a submission by listener Jules from Twitter who managed to make it through the incredibly rigid set of criteria for a submission being played on the show. Well done. You know like Catherine Zeta Jones getting through those lasers.

She dips beneath the lasers. Yeah, it looks real nice with it while she doesn't. Okay, come on now. I don't know about that. Yeah. So we got ttipped onto a news story about a trampoline park called Flipout in Chester in England. Oh, they got a flip out right here. We have flipouts here? Yeah. I go flipouts? Is that just like bounce?

My kids fucking love going to flip out. Yeah, we got bounce up here. We don't have flip out. Interesting. I wonder if it's it it it it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's their. their. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. tip. I's tiped. tiped. tip out. I tip out tip out tip out tip out tip out tip out. It's tip out. It's tip out. It's tip out. It's tip. It's tip. It's tip. It's tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. th. th. th. th. th. th. It's. It's. T. T. T. T. T. th. T. T. th. It's a tiped. It's a tiped. It's a tiped. It's a tiped. It's a tiped. It's tiped. It's tiped-a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a. It's taped. We got bounce up here, we don't have flip out. Interesting, I wonder if it's the same, if they're a multinational, they're a powerful multinational zibatsu maybe. Andrew, so we're gonna start this by, before we get to the news story, which is recent, we're gonna start with some reviews here.

Andrew, if you could just read these out for me, maybe if you could do a couple the the voices to really mix it up a little. Yeah, give us a sense that- They could be coming from all over, you know. Coming from all around. Okay, first up. Unpleasant. Yep. They responded that review as well, like really sarcastically being like, maybe you could tell us a little bit more. Not that good. Mm-hmm. Dark smelly overpriced.

No punctuation. Dark smelly overpriced. Rude Staff in the cafe, which spoiled our fun and made us really annoyed. We didn't pay all that money to be spoken to the way we did. The blonde girl, full stop, and the rude idiot man with glasses on. Yeah, I hate that guy just from hearing a description of him, went, sounds awful. Very disappointed, terrible and sarcastic staff, especially two individuals giving false

information towards the manager to get us out of there. Luckily we made the decision for ourselves. Also, a sarcastic interruption on the mic accommodating false accusations will not be returning. Now I assume this is the same two people. This is the blonde girl and the rude idiot with glasses on from earlier. They've come back. They've started being sarcastic, started telling lies to get this family booted out of there. And then they've got on the mic, got on the PA and be like, hey, don't be a dumb bitch in here.

Hey, no idiots are loud in here. Yeah, no loons or something like that. No, don't be daft in here. Yeah, it would be out in your breeches. Probably something like that. Yeah, something like that, probably. Yeah, probably something along those lines. Staff were very rude and sarcastic.

Need to get rid of most of them and get new, their their their, their, their, their, their, th, their, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thoom, tho, or, or, or something, thoom'er, or something, or something, or something, or something, or something, or something, or something, or something, or something, or something, or something, or something, or something, or something, or something, or something, or something, or something, or something, or something, or something, or something, or something, or something, th. th. th. th. th. rid of most of them and get new ones in. Most of the actual park was closed off and very overpriced for what we got. We'll not be going back there any time soon and advise everyone else to go elsewhere. You know how, you know, in the end of Whiplash, you know, like this guy's been torturing him, he's abusive, he's a monster, but he gets this incredible performance out of him because he's been pushing him to his very limits, that's what we're doing to you right now with English accents. That was the best, most incredibly unique piece of characterization of a voice ever read out

of the show. That was professional quality. Oh dude there are so many of these. Well dude like it's actually really hard to try and remember what you just did. What if you were from Liverpool? What if you're from Liverpool? What the fuck does that sound like? You had a biggo doesn't it? Okay here's a prompt You're from Manchester and you can't breathe through your nose. Don't do it. You're from Lancashire, and you have the list where you can get the r's and w's kind of confused. God Almighty. But it's back to the classic.

There were nails and staples sticking out everywhere. And I ended up standing on one and I didn't even get a refund, since I couldn't stand on that foot, and therefore couldn't do what I paid 10 quid to do. It's just nails and staples in these trampolines. Yeah. The parts that aren't covered in trampiline, covered in nails and staples. Kids always get injured when to come here, won't visit again. How many times did you try before deciding not to come again? This is the 15th injury in a row. Dangerous place, loads of people getting injured, two ambulances attended whilst we were there.

That cannot be true. Out of there! Cannot be true. Now I assume Ben that we are up to more recent reviews at this point? No, these are all from the same time period I think. This one is very long, this next one. So pick and accent that you feel very easy. slipping into it, I would recommend.

Disgusting! I wanted to put zero stars, but it would not let me post this review with zero stars, so I mean zero. Been here today and every bit of it was dangerous. I'm going to list not even a quarter of the issues. Like an eighth? A sixth?

A sixth? You could just name a different fraction. Try to be accurate. My sister was on the trampolines where you are jumping off the walls and she fell and hurt her leg in the trampoline and my uncle was required to pull her up. But if my uncle wasn't there, she would have fell under the trampolines, and nobody would have found her for ages, and she could have easily broken bones. Uncle Magic. Thank God for Uncle Magic.

Thank God for Uncals. He wasn't even on that side of the trampoline area. He just appeared like Jeremy Rana. This is what God made uncles. Yes. An uncle is a best friend that saves your life. When we were on the building to the foam pit thing, my cousin hurt herself on the house thing and she hurt herself but the staff were too busy talking to notice.

Yeah, blonde glasses got a stupid face on the classes guy. This person doing a great job with describing this stuff the the building to the foam pit thing and then the house thing. Come on now. On the phone pit I banged my leg and hurt myself and the person who worked there who was talking to her friends just shook her head at me. That's a really funny thing to do. That's very funny to just look over and go, just, you know, you like, is there much worse than hurting yourself the trampoline park and then a teenager derisively shakes their head at you? It's so bad. You're the idiot. You've done like a, I'm over 30 stumble. Oh, fuck. think I have a old, old soccer injury there. I think I've, oh boy, I bet that happens a lot.

And they're just looking at you like, you fucking old bitch, just shaking the head and they go back to their apps. Yes. They're just straight back on the apps. Back on the Jeremy Renner app. That's right. The woman told my seven-year-old sister to jump in the phone pit so she did and then the woman was shaking her head at my sister and she was upset and didn't know what she done.

She asked the woman what she done and this absolute fucking bitch that works at the trampoline park, it's bullying children. Well, bullying adults too, I think, by the sound of it. Like, go on. Yeah, tell you a kid to jump in there. Oh, you let your kid jump in there? No. No, we don't do that here. It's like the old saying says,

If you have to ask what you've done, you'll never know what you've done. You should know what you've done. Don't even tell me what I've done. You should know what you've done. I was on a trampoline bouncing, and a man just bounced the trampoline while you're there. I think it is a very strict one person per trampoline policy there, but I also don't think that's their fault. As a person who's been to flip out, that rule is not being followed. Yeah, they can't make that man not bounce.

Yeah, they're not curtailed, their tha-a, their right, their bounce. Let him jump. Yes. It was extremely overcrowded and one day they will have a fire or something and not be able to get anybody out. All right, you can't tell the future, can you? It sounds like you're making threats of arson against flip out Chester? One day they will have a fire? I think one day next week, Tuesday afternoon they might have a fire? I think one day next week, Tuesday afternoon, they might have a fire and the emergency doors will be lost on the outside. I sure hope it's not overcrowded that day.

When I've parked my MX 5 in front of the fire doors, I hope it isn't a really busy afternoon and there isn't a fire in there. Oh, wouldn't that be bad? Tuesday, that? I like you, so th at th at thi thi, so thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, they'll they'll thi, they'll thi, thi, they'll thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, they'll they'll thi, thi, they'll they'll they'll they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll they'll, they'll, they, they. they. they, they. they, they. oday. Hey, uh, 17 or other works at flip out. Don't? Go to work on Tuesday. You're call in sick. You want to hang out next week? Well, you don't. Oh. Yeah, go in to work. Go to work. Go to work. Go to work. See if you can pick up someone shift. You're not going to work on Tuesday? Pick up a shift. Pick up a shift. Freedom in the Colosseum, Cheshire Oaks, is far, far better because even though there is less to do at freedom, there is less things that... Fuck. This is so fucking garbled. I need to run that again. Freedom in the Coliseum, which as I understand is a venue at Cheshire Oaks, is far, far better because even though there is less to do at Freedom, there is less things to I went there and the

session was 85% full, it was pretty much empty, which is far safer. Sounds like people don't really like going to freedom in the Colosseum. Hey, I wouldn't mind a little freedom in the Colosseum, you know what I'm saying? No. You want to get sucked off at the ruins of the Colosseum and you don't want to pay for it? I don't mind if it's like some sort of new Colosseum. Oh, a Colosseum, not the Colosseum. It can be any Coliseum, and if people want to pack the stands, you know? You know? Put on a show. Oh, what? You're in the center? Yeah, I'm getting dome in the Colosseum, bro. But everyone's watching you?

You're not just in the like, the stands. No, no, I am dead center in the Coliseum, and ideally the stands are full. The tickets are free as for the name of the place. Tickets, the tickets were free surprisingly, few takers. The staff don't care and most of them are just teenagers or people who don't really care. We're shocking. Teenagers don't care about their jobs. Like, that's the thing about him. Now again, again, as a person who has attended various flipouts, because I have children who has attended and had various flipouts.

Don't write in about Andrew's incredible privilege in hearing this, okay? We know he gets to go to the trampoline parks all the time. But I think it's possibly a worldwide policy of Flipout that you overcrowd the facility as much as is humanly possible at all times and that all staff should ideally be 17 and if they don't have an iPhone they're given one when they start working there. Yes, I like that they say teenagers or people that don't care. So they've either hired teenagers or people with the apathy of a teenager. It's their only requirement.

I just think, if we're all being grown-ups, right? If we're all being realistic, if we're all putting a little bit of our worldly wisdom into the pot here, we can just accept that there are certain businesses that will only ever and should only ever be staffed by disinterested teenagers. Like the movie theaters of the world. Yes. Trampoline parks. This is where you're forming like core memories is when you have like a shit job where you suck at it. But the people that go there know that like, you don't give a shit because you paid basically nothing because you're a teenager that works there.

We need this. This is the glue that holds society together. That's right. Let me ask you a question. Do you think you would get more out of the experience of going to the theater or the flip-out? Do you think you would respect the whole operation a lot more if it was staffed by extremely dedicated 38-year-olds? Oh my god, like 35-year-olds with like attention to detail would fucking ruin it. You'd like... imagine the vibe. Imagine going to the cinema and like the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I I I I I the thi. I thi. I thi. I'm thi. I thi. I'm the the thigh. I'm thi-upe. I would thi-upe. thi-upe. thi-upupupe. th-up. the the the the the the the the the the whole the the the the the wi. Do you would the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. thi. thi. I would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would thin. I would thin. I would thin. I'm toge. I'm toge. I would. I'm tie-s. I would would would. I would like. I would like. I'm thin. I would like. I'm the the the th like it's a 35 year old working behind the counter his bow tie isn't even clip on it's a not a manager he's also not a manager just a staff member just a team member he's just a staff member and he thinks it's really important he thinks it's really important to like

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He's turfing out the stale popcorn, something no teen has ever done. That's true. Hey, use two's guys. You've both been to the United States various times, right? Correct. Yes, I believe Lucy is a citizen or a similar of the US. Explanet resident. Yeah. Both of you are in my eyes, citizens of the world. Yes. Yes. Did either of you ever go to a movie while you were there at a theater? Yeah. Yeah, I saw Stephen King's It Part 1 at a cinema in Bend, Oregon. I saw saving private Ryan at the cinema in Honolulu one time.

That's so good. Did either get popcorn and did they do the big squirty liquid butter on to it? Yeah, they got the big squirty liquid butter. Yeah, that's real. You can do it yourself too. Is it good? Yeah, like it's just like hot butter and oil. A lot of that stuff's vegan because it's like it's just oil. Yeah, it's like what do they call it? They've got another term for it, the vegan popcorn oil that it's like flavor coal? Is that what it is? Call me liquids. Flavor cold. There's a lot of movie popcorn is vegan because it's so, so bad for you that it like transcends

butter. All right, so here's the second part of my question. If you didn't put this butter pump on the popcorn, is the popcorn still like salty or butter flavored? Or is it just like raw-dogged? No, I think it's just raw-dog. I could be wrong. That's insane.

I'm sorry, I'm falling into a weird hole here where I was checking that I was right about it being called Flavor Coal. And one of the posters in R slash popcorn. Uh-huh. Mm-hmm. Let's get to the bottom of this, relatives. Why the fuck does that exist? Has posted eight years ago they said flavor coal safe or not I bought some

flavor coal and I'm enjoying but I have heard it may be unsafe though it doesn't contain diacetyl sweet diacetyl is a like a it's a type of you can it can infect beers and tasks like butterscotch that's really strange to they're saying that apparently it releases potentially harmful organic compounds when heated Oh that's how you want it. Hot flavor cole? Bad? That can't be right.

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when I'm at the movies, my eyes are falling out of my skull. And I am in the cotton mouth zone. The cotton mouth king. Depending on what Maddie and I is seeing, I might get the like really shit-themed cocktail that Rosalie Cinebar does for every movie. Like when we saw Avatar, then I became blind and died briefly. I got a rider of Turuk Moktoe cocktail that I didn't even touch a sip of because I couldn't move my arms. I got the themed, fucking weed poisoning.

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You Italian fuck, fix my teeth. Oh, the staff don't care. Most of them are too. Yeah, we got there. Yeah. People who don't care, just like the movie theaters of the world. That's how we got there, Ben. Let the teenagers not care.

If you want them to care, go somewhere where you're paying for them to care. A trampoline park is just a great big ball pit to shove your kids into a group band. A fucking millennial flip out or whatever where you can get a beer that cost $12 and go on. And there's like a Simpsons mural in there. Yeah, it's big neon signs you can do your instost posts in front of. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Have you you you you their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. th. th. th. th. th. tapoling. tapolinolinatolinatoline. tapoleneck. tapolenecolenecala. tapolene. tapol. tapol. A tapol. A tap. A tap. A t. A t. A t. A t. A t. A t. A tape. t. t. t. t. t. tape. tape. tape. tape. tape. tape. tape. tape. tape. tape. tape. tamp. tamp. tampole. Yeah. Yeah, tampole. Yeah, Insta posts in front of. Yeah. Have you guys ever been to a holy moly? I never have. Which is the the mini golf thing. But for like Instagram Millennials? Yeah Neon signs with puns. It's literally just neon signs with puns and they've put no thought into the whole design at all so like it sucks to play.

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Well, I'm also going to put a mini golf place. I'm also going the place. It's the place that's out on the Barton Highway where they have like the tiny town and the little train and everything. Oh, Cochington Green? Yeah, yeah, yeah, the mini golf place out there. It sucks. It's terrible.

It's terrible. It's not run by the people that do Cochington Green though, right? No, there's like a sort of commercial village type thing there. You know, there's a bunch of different businesses. There's a pub. There's a place that sells lots of hot sauces, chilies, things like that. That's pretty good. 30-year-olds paradise. It's very good. Taking kids to minigulf, fuck it sucks anyway. So bad at it.

It does suck to have to play mini golf with little kids. And you're just like, you're not taking this seriously. You're not good enough. Yeah. You have to yell at him the whole time. Slow down. Line it up. Yeah. Brendan, Brandon and Brandon.

There are people behind us right now. Sorry, we're hurry up right now. We're gonna fuck up. I got for one- Your handicap is for shit. Cole? Get you shit together. The first time he's in a putter, is it, Brandon?

Yeah. Some advise for the future is half the amount of people in one session, or even have a third because if there was a fire or something, like a gas leak, then they wouldn't even be able to evacuate a quarter of the people there. Hey man, I think you know an anxiety. Have you seen a therapist for an anxiety disorder? You've seen those post people do where they're like, as an ordinary American, I always count the number of people. I'm always eyeballing hostiles. I sit with my eyes

towards the door. Yeah, I'm keeping my, I'm facing out towards the exit. You have hypervigilance that you maybe got from trauma or an anxiety disorder. And so does this English person who's like, oh my goodness, you may have got that by having to do school shooter training as a child. Yeah, but all those, the school shooters also did school shooter training. So like they know where you're gonna be. Don't let the weird kids have the school shooter training. You gotta screen them out.

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So, what's that like a four out of five? Four, four stars I think. Sorry, this is another sidebar. We got a three star review the other day with no words attached to it? The pub? The pub? The bar. Oh no no, no, no, if we got a three-star Oh, no, no. Oh, no, no. Oh, God no. If we got a three-style review, I'd kill myself. No, I'd, we got a three-style review on the show, please. Please.

So I was like, what the fuck? And it was like quite early in the afternoon on a Sunday, so I was like, they probably would have only been like five or six customers through at this point? That's really fucking weird. I had a look at the guy's profile and like his whole, he leaves Google reviews all the time. His whole profile is three star reviews and he just says like, nice, really pleasant. To him a three star review is like good. That's not how you, that's not how we use the review sister. It's got to give me five unless it was bad. We've had two recent reviews. There was one bad thing about it. Sorry, we've had two recent reviews where we got four-star reviews because our toilets are external.

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Is that true? So much so that a senior consultant is investigating. Another broken back casualty had been sent to Walton to the to to to the hospital to to the hospital to to to the hospital to the hospital to to the hospital to the hospital to to the hospital to the hospital the hospital to to the hospital the hospital to their to to their to their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. Last. Last. Last. Last. Last. Last. Last. Last. Last. Last. Last. Last. Last. Last. Last. Last. Last. Last. Last. Last. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their review. Last. Last. Last. Last. Last. Last th. Last th. Last th. Last th. Last th. Last th. Last th. Last th. Last th. Last th. Last th. Last th. Last review. Last review. Last th. Last th. Last their their much so that a senior consultant is investigating. Another broken back casualty had been sent to Walton Hospital for a specialist operation earlier yesterday and there was an 18-year-old girl with two fractured vertebrae in the bay opposite. The staff instantly recognized the green flip-out socks. There are so many being admitted. If you value your child's health, stay away. Next call is local authority to get this place inspected and hopefully improved or closed down. Now I do have a bit of an update on that.

This is the news story I was talking about. But first, can I give you some, can I teach the controversy a little bit here? And give you some one star reviews from Freedom at Cheshire Oaks. Oh, go in. Staff are horrible and rude and always enforce the silliest of rules such as no running, which is ridiculous. They will hire anyone as long as they are rude and antisocial. Go to somewhere else such as flip out or even jump in if you are desperate.

Don't what jump in is. Jump in worse than flip out and freedom? Yeah, I guess jump in is like the bottom of the barrel. So you know there are people that are like, there's another guy here saying I would not recommend, sorry, I would not recommend this place. Flip out is a much better alternative with better facilities. See it's hard than you think, isn't it No I found it very easy. Now that seemed very easy for him to do. How unnatural. So you know there are people that are going to to freedom at Cheshire Oak so how bad can flip out B. Here's a new story from the Chester Trampoline Park owners being sentenced over 270 injuries.

Oh my God. Two former directors of a Chester Trampline Park being sentenced at Chester Crown Court today after hundreds of people were injured on one of its attractions. An investigation was launched into, in 2017 after 270 known accidents occurred at the Trampline and Adventure Park flip out in Chester Gates Business Park. These 270 known accidents happened at the trampoline and adventure park flip out in Chestergate's business park These 270 known accidents happened in just to seven weeks between December 2016 and February 2017 and So literally any given day you could go in and see someone fucking like get bodied what's like seven weeks 270 that's like 40 injuries a

day Seven weeks, 270, that's like 40 injuries a day? Well, see, I'm not here. No, that's not right. Four injuries a day? Four a day? That's a lot. That's a lot. Like, we're talking like broken, broken bones.

That's every day. Among those seriously injured were 11 people who suffered fractures to their spines, with adults and children being injured daily, including face-to-knee injuries, broken wrists, ankles and ribs. And all 270 of those people had a head shaken at them by a derisive team. Yeah, just like, oh, come on. Pathetic. Really? Really? You see too has been flattened? Hey paraplegic?

Aw, awkward. That's very unbecoming of you. The accident centered from a piece of equipment known as Tower Jump, said by directors at the time, David Elliot Shuttleworth and Matthew Melling to be the largest in the world. Probably don't say that anymore. Yeah. Probably just say it's normal sized just for like legal reasons. Yeah, it seemed normal. We thought it was normal. Yeah, for PR purposes, as your lawyer, I'm urging you not to stress that it's bigger than they usually are. Shuttleworth, 34 of Balliston Stoke onrent and Matthew Melling 34 of Spittingfields,

Manchester, previously each pleaded guilty at Chester Crown Court to an offense contrary to Section 3 and 37 of the Health and Safety Work Act of 1974 for failing to prevent exposure to risk. Sentencing for the two defendants is taking place at Chester Crown Court today. The investigation to a large number of accidents was led by Cheshire West and Chester Council's Public Protection Team. The Council Cabinet Member for Homes Planning and Safer Communities Councilor Christine Warner said, quote, our public protection team always deal strongly with businesses to put residents or visitors to the borough at risk.

This business has a total disregard for safety regulations. Injuries in this case included 11 fractured spines as well as other serious injuries. Those injured on a daily basis included both the adult's and children. After the series of injuries sustained at the tramplade park, the owners voluntarily shut the tower jump while investigations continued. Melling and Shutttleworth both resigned as directors to flip out in January 2020. Maybe it probably got out at the perfect time.

Yeah, so I'm looking at what the tower jump is. Mm-hmm. It seems to just be like jumping really high into like a pit of like foam squares. Yeah. Like a ball pit, but we just like some foam in there. And that seems like very dangerous. At bounce they have like diving boards that let you jump into those foam squares and that that is cool as hell. I was a fan of that until like I did it for 10 minutes and then I was unbelievably sore because I'm in my 30s. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's so good. These guys just going to get away with this. It that. Like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like. I. I. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very. I that. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I th. I that. I th. I that. I th. I that. I th. I th. I th. I that. I that. I th. Yeah. Yeah. It's so good. These guys just going to get away with this. They probably had him sign waivers.

Oh, they actually, they ended up getting away with like a fine, I'm pretty sure. There was another update that came out today. Huh. So that drop was... I mean it's not funny but a total of 123 visitors suffered knee-to-face injuries causing dental and facial injuries. That's that's no good. The tower jump was... Need yourself in the face. Yeah, which if you've ever done that, fucking hurts like hell. It's so unbelievable painful. That tower jump was 17 feet three inches. Too high. Yeah, a little too high. Really high? Yeah. They were each fined, so Shuttleworth was fine, 6,500 pounds, Melling 6,300. I always thought

shuttleworth was a little more guilty than Melling. Yeah, totally. And they had to do 250 hours of unpaid community service. That's a really weak fine for injury, so many people. So many people. Judge Michael Leaming acknowledged the punishment was, quote, less than many people hoped for and many people think you deserve, adding that it was because the two defendants were negligent rather than committing deliberate acts or cost-cutting at the expense of safety. Really? What? So it's just that they didn't care? Yeah, it's didn't give a shit?

Like people kept getting injured for seven weeks. So they just didn't really care about it? God damn. That's so fucking, that's no good. For some reason, none of the teens that we hired to work there reported the issue to us. Yeah. Every time we ask the question. Just every day, I'd ask if there was anything wrong. Just shake their head at me. that's how terrifying. What are you gonna fucking do?

You're not gonna argue with a teen? Yeah, I wouldn't argue with him. Scared of him. Yeah, they're fucking horrifying. No thing. And then, your honor, she called me, chuggy. Yeah, nice skinny jeans.

And I don't think she was being sincere. Yeah, it that's really really other kind of jeans are they? She said I look like a fam? She said my mid-rise, tapered-leg skinny jeans looked like a fam. She said they were mid. She said I looked like Jeremy Renner, but at the same time it didn't seem like a compliment. I love Jeremy Renner. We can only imagine how much worse this would have been if it had taken place in America, what with how America is.

And that's something that we monitor in America Watch. It's time for America Watch. This comes to us from WHO in Iowa, the whoo! That's right. State Senators approved new regulations for classic game. Okay. Cool. Like Yatsy or... Slightly more classic than that.

Um, Iowa lawmakers passed a bill that sets standards on bingo games organized by licensed organizations on Monday. Pretty exciting. Bingo, we're all familiar with bingo. This guy, he says, legs 11. Legs 11. Dinner for 2. 69.

Things of that nature. You put your thing down and then you maybe you win like a meat tray. American's got a meat tray? I don't think they have meat trays in America. Does seem like it would be a good cultural fit for them though, the meat tray? Yeah. Maybe they should try it out. Throw that thing on the grill, am I right? Yes, oh I love grilling. I'm totally grill-pilled.

You grill-pilled. Sometimes I broil though. If the weather's bad and I can't grill, I'll take the meat inside and I'll broil it. Yeah. The bill would prohibit licensed qualified organizations from conducting or offering free bingo games or bingo games for which the price to play exceeds 50 dollars per game. So you've got to charge some money to play? But not more than $50. But not more than $50, yeah. Why would you make a minimum to pay to play bingo? Let them have some free bingo.

What's the harm in free bingo? That seems strange. It's fucking wrong with Iowa. Yeah, probably heaps. Iowa. You know what Iowa's like? All the stuff there. All the famous things we know about Iowa. Sleep not. The only thing I know about Iowa is that smell, the Des Moines funk. That's it. And that corn, yeah. The slip knot? Slipnot. I meant corn the vegetable, the grain. Oh, right, sure. I can see how that would happen. I can see how we got our wires crossed.

I believe corn is a grass, actually. The Iowa Senate voted through Senate filed twenty-seven by a vote of 45 to one. There was no debate on the bill on the Senate floor either just with opening remarks from the floor manager. So one person was like, yeah, no fuck you guys. Bingo should be free for the people. Yeah. Quote, quote, bill that codifies and increases the maximum price of qualified organization made charge per bingo game up to $50. The bill also increases the maximum retail value of a bingo prize from $200 to $900, unless the prize is a firearm, in which case the maximum retail value is $5,000.

What? Said the State Senator Jason Schultz. So they have introduced a bill saying, hey, hey, let's not go crazy here. You can't pay more than $50 for bingo, you can't play bingo for free. Your prize cannot have a retail value of more than $900,000. But it- Unless it's a gun. Oh yeah, that's it.

Unless it's a gun, sorry. And then, yeah, five grand. So you can play free bingo for a $4,999 gun. I think you can play $1 bingo. Sorry, $1,499. You can't play free bingo, idiot. Do you think that they feel crazy when they write this down? Like, oh, $900 for sure. Anything else than that would be encouraging, like a problematic relationship with bingo? We can't th, th, th, th, th, th. th. thu, thu, the, the, the, the, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, for a thi, thi, thi, thi, $4, $4, $4, $4, for a $4, for a $4, for a $4, for a $4, for a $4, for a $4, for a $4, for a $4, for a $4, thi, thi, for a thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, $4, $4,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, $4,000,000, $4,000, $4,000, $4, $4, $4, $4, $4, $4 down. Like, oh, $900 for sure. Anything else than that would be encouraging like a problematic relationship with bingo. We can't make it free because people just play it constantly.

We have to add some sort of financial disincentive for doing it. But oh, yeah, the gun can be up to $5,000 in value. But just guns. There's no other exceptions to the rule. It's just the firearm that you might win playing bingo in Iowa. Is it common to win a gun when you play bingo in Iowa? It must be. I mean, if they've written it into law, it's got to be...

An obvious exception, like... Yeah. Is this one of those things like how, um, gun rules, like the rules around purchasing guns and like gun registry and all that sort of shit doesn't really apply if you're at a gun fare it's just like no holds bad is bingo the same? Maybe. Or like you're a convicted felon you can't get a gun, but if you win it a Buretta 694 shotgun, you know, no rules that's your gun. Now for about $5,000 you could get a Beretta 694 shotgun. It's a $5,000 gun. I'm just checking out some gun forums to see what you're getting for about five grand.

See, in my mind I was only picturing like a, like a pistol, like a short gun, you know, I didn't really consider them maybe you're getting like a shotgun. Now we're talking. Now we're playing bingo. All right, so on Reddit R slash guns, you have $5,000 to spend on firearms, and in brackets, scenario. I hate this. What? Okay. Okay, let's say you have no guns currently, but you want to start off a collection of guns and today's your lucky day because you just made five grand randomly.

I don't know. Let's say you were the one million visitor on a website and they sent you 5K with the rule that you could only spend it on guns. It could happen. This person is so ripe for scams and ad banners more ripe than anyone. I don't think anyone's ever one money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the the the the the the the the the the the I don't think anyone's ever won money from being a visitor to a website. It could happen. It could happen. It could happen.

And let's imagine that you already have a couple of thousand dollars worth of ammo and accessories and such. This person's saying if you got a nice AR 15 and a nice 1911, that's your $5,000 gone. Yeah. Something in an antique cult or something with a giggle switch. Oh yeah, I gotta have the giggle switch on that bad boy. What the fuck does that mean? Oh, I have no idea. Any idea? Anybody? Yeah, I just don't want to tell you about it. Is it just like the trigger when you put it in your mouth?

A Glock switch or Glock auto seer is sometimes called a button or giggle switch is a small device that can be attached to the rear slideautomatic pistol into a machine pistol. So is this like a bump stock but for pistols? And that's funny, that makes you giggle? I guess. Hmm. Yeah, so it's, I guess it is like a bump stock in that it uses the action of the, um, we don't know shit about guns. Let's make that very clear.

If you run into correct us about this, we don't usually care about corrections. We care about corrections about guns so much less. Yeah. Theo might care because he's weirdly fascinated with guns, but three of us now. So the top part of the thing, when it goes back when you fire, it uses the momentum of that to sort of bounce it back forwards. The slide? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th, the the the th th th tho, we tho, we thi thi thi th. We th. We th. We th. We th. We th. We th. We th, we th. We th, we th, we th, we th, we th, th, th, th, th, th. We th, th, th. We th. We th. We th. We th. We the the the thea thea thea to thea to tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha thea thea thea thea th momentum of that to sort of bounce it back forwards. The slide? Yeah, the slide I guess?

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