Boonta Vista - UNLOCKED BONUS EPISODE: The Tweens And Teens Pheasant Blasting Jamboree

Episode Date: December 30, 2023

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Welcome to Bentevista. It's a bonus episode. You're here at St. Haven, Millionaire Property Developer Tim Gurner's Private Wellness Sanctuary in Collingwood. A $1,500 per week haven of heated floors, hyperbaric chambers, IV drips, and high vibrational music. St. Haven's offerings are grounded in both modern science and ancient wisdom. The principles of performance, strength, nutrition, anti-aging and recovery underpin their every practice.

And also, I'm a cunt. If you follow me, you can fill your water bottle at the Fountain of Youth, which has mineral infused reverse osmosis water, and then maybe you'll jump in the vitamin C shower. A shower with an attached cartridge of escorbic acid to replenish your electrolytes. Next to you at the shower, very nude, is Ben. Ben, what's it like being such a cunt? Oh, I'm a cunt. Yes. This is the sort of thing that sounds very good to me personally,

because I'm a cunt, and this is where cunts go to hang out. And I have so much money, but I have a deep, horrible emptiness in my soul. I never feel good. Like, I don't work particularly hard. I'm very well off. My health is generally good. It might be your electrolytes. Yeah, it's probably not that my life is meaningless and I'm a cunt.

It's probably my electrolyte. So I need some, escorvic acid dispensed to me in the shower at the, what's the place called? Again? In St Haven. St. Haven, which is owned by Tim Gerber of Gerber Group, who is an Australian property developer. Yes. Today did the rounds because the AFR was holding some sort of property summit. And there was a clothal. There was a clip. Ben, can I just interrupt to say it's Tim Gurner? It's a stupider name. I like both. The Gurner baby. The Gurner baby. Tim Gurna, I don't know where I got Guller from. So he there was a clip from a summit the AFR put on and he on on the the the the th I th. the th. the th. th. th. th. th. th is is th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It was was was was th. It was was, th. It's is is is is is th. It's is th. It's is th. It's is, th. It's is, th. It was, th. It was, th. It was, th. It was, th. It was, th. It was, th. It's is is, th. It's is, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's the the thi. It's a t. t. t. toda. toda. toda. toda. toda. the toda. It's toda. It he said, nobody wants, tradies are too lazy, productivity has gone down, people don't work hard enough, we need to increase unemployment by 40 to 50%

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He's your kind of guy. He is the AFR cunt, which is a specific species of cunt. It's right, it's a topical one. Yeah, god damn. Now maybe you'll want to come and jump on the infrared stone bed. A beautiful slab of Italian marble with infrared heat running through it. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He's, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the he. He's he. He's he. He's to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the guy. He. He. He. He is their kind. He's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the bed. A beautiful slab of Italian marble with infrared heat running through it to warm your body from the inside out. Next to you on the infrared marble slab is the corpse of Theo. Theo wore silver jewelry on the infrared slab and that is a big no-no, but that's okay

because Theo was actually a huge cunt. Yeah, then I died on the bed that is a big no-no, but that's okay because there was actually a huge cunt. Yeah, then I died. Yeah, that cooked me. Do you have any regrets in life in general? Probably the infrared bed. Yeah, otherwise it's gone pretty good until then. Yeah, no problems. Not the bad happened to me. I don't claim to be a science guy. But infrared radiation as a method of energy transfer to heat you up. wouldn't cook you from the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th th th th th th th th. Yeah th. Yeah th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah. th. Yeah. to. to. to. Yeah. to. to. Yeah. to. to. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the the the the the th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. the th. the th. method of energy transfer to heat you up. Wouldn't cook you from the inside out. That's ridiculous. It would cook you from the outside in. I think the penetration on infrared would be very small. They need more like a microwave. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Which also doesn't cook food from the inside out. If anybody ever heard, oh microwaves cook cook food from the inside out. If anybody ever heard, oh microwaves cook the food from the inside out and believed it, like,

is anyone actually paying attention to what happens when you put chicken in the microwave? I mean, Ben, you don't have a micro. That's disgusting. It's like a frown on the middle? Yeah, it'll make me sterile as well or something. A little bit started on the outside. I haven't th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thaten, I thate that's that's that's that's thate, I thathea' that's that's that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I their their their their their their their their that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thathe thathe thathea, that, that, that, that, that, that thateat thateateat that thateateateat that thateateateat, thateat, that, ile as well or something. A little bit started on the outside. I haven't fully developed my beliefs as to why it's bad. I just know that it is. You've seen what it does to a chicken. Yeah, cooks it. And you're standing next to it, tapping your toes being like, ooh, can't wait for this chicken. Yeah. Not into microwave cookery. It's just, it's not right. It's the microwave microwave microwave microwave microwave microwave microwave. It's not into microwave. It's not into microwave. It's not into microwave. It's not into microwave. It's not into microwave. It's not the microwave. It's not the microwave. It's not the microwave. It's not the microwave. the microwave. the microwave. the microwave. the microwave. the the to to to the microwave. to microwave c. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to microwave. I's to microwave. I. I. I. I to microwave microwave microwave microwave to microwave to microwave c. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I th. I'm th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. th. th. thi. th. thi. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. of heat transfer, I think I understand a little bit. Microwave radiation? Not so much.

It's just that you just explained infrared radiation as a way of heat transfer. Yeah, it's fantastic. It's just a different wavelength. It's the same mechanism. I'd infrared a chicken. In a way, we're all sound waves. No, we're not. FUPP. Oh. Finally, you can come and meet the manager of our holistic wellness facility. A fucked up looking cunt attached to an IV drip made of infant's blood and a vitamin D infusion, which is great for the skin and the hair. Andrew, what is the secret to your youthful looks?

Uh, fuck you, pay me. Wow. That's... Ooh, this guy's a firecracker. That's broadly the philosophy that I follow. Always on his grind. Yeah, the place that we're at. If you want some of this sweet, sweet juice I got going into my arm? Fuck you, pay me. Yeah. and that's what you're saying on the podcast that you make from here. Now that's your job, your job is podcast. Yep. I'm a keen follower of Brian Johnson, the guy who's drinking his son's blood to try and make himself younger. Trying to live up to that ideal.

I had a really weird, I'm not going to call it a that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that up to that ideal. I had a really weird, I'm not going to call it an intrusive thought, but maybe an unwelcome realization is that I've seen tons of photos of this guy because he looks very unsettling and everyone posts about it all the time. He's sort of made that his whole thing. But there's also quite a few photos where he actually has quite a friendly and open face. Really? Where I've just been like there's a their their hea hea hea he. he he. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, I'm thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. th. th. thi, th. thi, thi, th. thi, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to to to to to to t, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try try try try t've just been like, he, there's like a twinkle in his eye in a weird way? Like he's letting you in on a joke. I can't- Oh, that's something they're spraying his eyes with. Right.

I think they might be doing some sort of pixelification. Like a lubricant or something. Maybe. They're doing something to's based on eye size. They're doing something with it. I cannot understand any of the reporting on this guy where it's like using his, you know, this guy's using his son's blood to remain youth or whatever and he's a guy that's 45, who looks like he's 45. Yeah, at no point has anyone.. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the. the. th. th. th. th. and he's a guy that's 45 who looks like he's 45. And at no point has anyone gone like, well, sorry, obviously every normal person is going, like, well, okay, well, it's not working, but surely the headline has to possibly reach far

enough to be like, meet the millionaire who's using his son to deage and it's not working. Like, it, it looks like he's just stayed out of the millionaire who's using his son to D-Age and it's not working. Like, it looks like he's just stayed out of the sun, which is probably the best way. If anything, the son's in him. Yeah. If anything, it looks like he- You need less son, not more son. Yes. Yes. If you look at his before and afters, it looks like he's spent millions and millions of dollars on acquiring some foundation. Like that's generally the vibe. He's definitely wearing makeup now he didn't used to be.

But like the stuff that they say about it as well. Oh boy. Real roomful of cunts here. Yeah, sorry. I'm angling for that theme. I gotta hear it. Yeah, well, it's on the soundboard. Now you just have to burn it.

Yeah. Oh, boy. The light has been lit up on the pinball table. Yeah. You can get it. You got to trap the ball three times and that thing up there and then, who boy. Yeah. I'm gonna trap my balls later on like a week or so, two weeks?

Yeah, they trapped them, pop them off. Get rid of them. Get rid of them. Get rid of them. Are you actually, are you shortlysecond twenty thirty? Something like that? Twenty seconds from now, yeah. So you guys are going to be twinsies? That's right. Oh, that's real nice. You're next, Ben. I'm not getting one. I believe it's bad for you, like Michael laughs. It definitely, I have to say. thin. makes you less of a man. Yeah, well the energy has to Recirculate back into the I know the great thing about it is it just dumps it straight into your torso

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it's all the other way around, they go, oh, there's a very, very small percentage of people who get the procedure where like it doesn't take. It's like, it's like, jumping the gap from speed. Yeah. Oh, no, we've left them too them them them them them them them them them them them them them the the the the their their their their their their is their is their is their is their is their is just their is just just just just the jump the jump the jump the jump the gap. the gaping the jump the jump th. Je. Joom. Joom. Jo. Jo. Jo. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. th. S. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. J. J. J. J. J. J. J left them too close together and angled exactly like a hot wheels jump. Fuck. That one brave evil can evil sperm is getting through. You're supposed to, after like a couple of months or whatever you're supposed to, um, not into a jar and take it in for them to test, but I had lost interest by that point.

So, a jar. You didn't do for them to test, but I had lost interest by that point. So a jar. You didn't do it the jar thing? I don't know. Just finding a mason jar of home. Undignified experience. I didn't do it. They were like, hey, you're supposed to do that thing. And I was like, yeah, I'm supposed to do all kinds of stuff. You've got it, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the, to, just, to, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, like, to, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the the the the the the the the the the the the the to, the to. I. I. to. to. I'm. to. to. I'm. to. I'm just, to. Just, to. just, to. Just, to. Just, just. Just, just. to then you've got to keep it warm and get it to the thing within like 30 minutes.

So you got to, it's like you got a race there with your warm, don't they have a room there? Don't they have a room there? I mean technically every room there is potentially the coming room, but yeah. I don't know. They didn't have one with the bathroom. It's gonna be that. That's where we send to most of our patients. It's got UV lights, so you can't shoot up in there, but there's nothing stopping you from coming. Nothing for some of you're shooting off, you know? What if you live 35 minutes away from the clinic? I think they just get you, well at least for my parloed, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to to, the, to, to to, to, to, to, to, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, to, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s, the, the, their, to so, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, the, the, the, the blood test place and you have to be like, ah, my cum. Can you, can you keep my cum warm, please? Ben, is you want to order an Uber and 10 minutes into the drive?

You ask them never to turn around. Can you put the partition up? Oh, the camera he doesn't have one? Shit! Should have booked something other than a Toyota Yarris. I should go in there just like giving the absolute impression that they are going to take my knots off like, hey, can I get those latex ones that bulldogs get? Yeah, can I keep them in a jar like when they take wisdom teeth out?

Can I take them home with me? Who are they going to go to? I hope they save a child? Who are they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're their their their their their their their their their to go to go tha their to go tha thoing tho tho tho tho tho. tho. to go tho. tho. tho. tho. thoom. thoom. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to to to thoes. to to to the. to too. to tooo. toooooooooooooooooooooooooo. tooooo. too. too. to to to the. to to go to? I hope they save a child. Who are they donating these two? A child needs these more than I do. Oh man. Here's my tip Theo, if it hurts, say, hey, shoot some more of that stuff into my nuts so I don't feel it no more and they'll do it. It's like the dentist. They've got a green whistle but it's not a fun one. It's a non-narcotic one now. They've got, due to medical advances, they've now got anesthetic that doesn't make you feel good. That didn't give me no whistle. Well, you're not paying enormous answer money.

Yeah, see if this distracts you at all. Hey, if you were looking for practical advice around the logistics of getting your nut to a Sullivan and Nicolades or, I don't know, is that, that have those? Is that a Queensland thing that you just said? That is a, it is a Queensland, south of the border they'd be talking about. She's got Hobart pathology. Yeah, Hobart pathology that's. South of the border they be talking about. She's got Hobart pathology. Yeah, Hobart pathology that's also part of the son of Arborette. It's Australia wide. It's just Hobart pathology and then Sullivan and equities for the rest. No. I think that's it's the two. That's all of them. Yeah. There's DHM in New same, but it's a competing brand.

Hey, if you are here for health advice, and this is a health advice podcast, this is a medical advice podcast. Legally. Financial, medical advice. We are legally responsible for everything we say on this show and we're about to give you a bunch of other advice on how to keep yourself fighting fit. It's time for the PSA per segment.

That can't feel good getting bailed out of your segment. That can't feel good getting bailed out of your side. It's terrible. I was just spotting you, bro. Like when someone it works like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's got to be faster if I do it. Yeah, just give me the keyboard. Just let me click. It's over here. Can I, yeah, can you give me control? Oh, you said option click. I thought you said command click. Fuck, I'm sorry. Fuck, I'm so stupid. This is a recall from the UK branch of the German supermarket chain, Little. Yes. It's LIDL, I believe.

This is sent into us by listener Theo. This is for the following products. Five packs of poor patrol, all butter, mini biscotty biscuits. Five packs of poor patrol,-butter mini-biscotty biscuits, five packs of Poor Patrol Chuck Chip mini-biscotti biscuits, five packs of Poor Patrol yummy bake bars raspberry flavor, and five packs of Poor Patrol yummy bake bars apple flavor. Little provided this explanation for the recall. Little Great Britain is recalling the above-mentioned branded product as we have been made aware that the URL of the supplier,

which is featured on the back of the packaging, has been compromised and is being directed to a site that is not suitable for child consumption. Okay. Oh, I'm excited. We recommend that customers refrain from viewing the URL and return this product to the nearest store where a full refund will be given. There's no way you're refraining from viewing that URL. And what is it? Not even the site there.

Just the URL is Samostat. It's just that the website for the supplier has been like parked by like one of those weird, dodgy domain parking companies or whatever, and it, and an and an and an, and th and th and the, and th and th and the th and the th and the th and the the the the th and their, and their, and their th, and their the the the the the the the the the the the, and their the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their the, the, the.... Ie. Weauu. Weau. Weaururowne.urururururururoeurlurel.url.url.ur.u.u.u. Ie. Ie. I will will will thethe website for the supplier has been like parked by like one of those weird, dodgy domain parking companies or whatever and it runs ads that are for pornography. There are pornographic ads on there of what I believe to be Chinese origin. They got a, they got porno on the internet now? They have Chinese porno on this website. And I'm not going to say what it is because I don't want the sick fucks listening to this to use this podcast as some way to get their rocks off. Can you describe the ads visually? It was like nude ladies and there was text underneath them that I couldn't read.

Yeah, what the ladies look like. Oh, they were hot as hell. They had the titties out and everything. Okay, okay. The text tells you whether they're a sister or a stepmom or a mom. Yeah, the only character I love. It's the only only information. That's right. The like how the locality of the radius that they're in, you know, how many, oh that's so close. Whether they want to remarry. That's what? My husband is dead. I am four meters away from you and the ad like it's an animated gift but as it changes its frame it's like 20 meters away from you, 18 meters away from you, 14 meters away from you. Looks a lot like my house. That bring work looks very familiar. It's making the noise that the, the tracker makes in aliens. Oh we were all thinking of the tracker makes in aliens. Oh, we were all thinking of the tracker from aliens.

We all get horny when that noise starts playing, right? It's so funny to say don't look at a URL. Don't. Don't. Because it's like, I wasn't going to before. Why would I go to my computer and type in the URL from the Poor Patrol Biscottie. Yeah, like from the supplier of the Poor Patrol Biscotti? Be like, I don't know what these guys are up to. Oh my heavenly goodness. Those are some Baps. How they get in here from my Poor Patrol yummy bake bars apple flavor times five. That's fucking crazy. Pornot Patrol now. Congratulations Theo you are the Buntavista comedian of the week.

And on my birthday too. Uh... Yeah, I guess it's no longer poor patrol, it's porno patrol. Happy birthday to the little birthday boy. Happy birthday to the comedian of the week. I just want to, this is, I don't know if you know this, dear listener, but, um, this is an audio format. And, um, you were not able to, this is, I don't know if you know this, dear listener, but this is an audio format. And you were not able to see the extremely pained expression on Ben's face. I wouldn't call it pain.

I'd call it forbearance. I forbore it. Oh boy. It's unbelievably long. It's actually longer that I remember it. Oh boy. It's unbelievably long. It's so long. It's actually longer than I remember. It's got longer.

It has to be that long to fit in all of the themes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I hope you, the listener, who I view as one homogenous person who's been constantly demanding that that theme gets played once every episode is happy with what you've asked. I think they're just wanting to hear what they've been promised. Yeah, it's fair.

I think it's completely bad. Boy, that last person that we played a sound effect of farting on there, sure had a good one brewing. But there's trouble brewing overseas in the disgusting nation of America. It's time for America Watch. The one was a little bit of a struggle, but we got there. It's okay. This is a press release from the Idaho Department of Fish and Game.

No one's got anything for that? Oh, you want to just a... No one's got a little joke? Hey, is that, the, is the Idaho Department of Fish and Game related to Mr. Game and Watch? Thank you. Idaho Department of Fish and Game will host a youth pheasant hunt in salmon on Saturday October 7th. Yeah hunting phasen in salmon in in a place called salmon. Yes. Well now I'm just confused. Designed for youth ages 10 to 17

called the classic ages of youth. Yeah the free event will take place from 830 a.m. to 4 o'clock p.m. with an hour lunch break you're gonna be eaten all those pheasants. Yeah you don't need an hour that's excessive get back on the field. You got a pheasant to hunt. Jackson. No time for pheasant trees and so and so and so and so. We we we we we we we we are. We we are. We are. We are. We are. We are th-f, we're. We're th-f, we're th-f, we're th-f, th-f, th-s, th- th-s, th- th- th-y, th-y, th-s, th-y, th. they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th, their, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. the. the. the. theat, th. th. th. th. theat th. theat the. the. the. the the. the their the. th field. You got a pheasant to hunt. No time for pheasantries. And so on. We're not going to play it again, Theo. Here we go! Can you imagine? The youth will begin their day at the Fish and Game Office,

learning about pheasants. Fucking stimulating stuff. Like send them out a little PowerPoint to look out before they get there. Big old stupid body behind. Yeah, as I think as the kids come through the door, you should be handing them loaded weapons. Did you guys see? I actually had a pheasant land in the tree outside our window. Probably a couple of weeks ago. It was wild. Just sudden appearance to the pheasant. I did not. Bam! I just admired it. We're not allowed guns here. We're not free. You're allowed guns. We're allowed guns. You just have to go to a shooting range once every two months. Because the fascist government makes it impossible to own a gun otherwise.

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He's freaking out. It's just a riffing We're just riffing. Real or riffing? Just riffing. The youths will then move to the Lemme shooting range to learn about shotgun safety and practice their shotgun shooting skills. The day will conclude as they spend the afternoon hunting

pheasants on private land near salmon. Youth participants must have a valid hunting license or hunting passport and be accompanied by an adult for the entire day. Ten to seventeen. Valid hunting license. Ten-year-olds with shotguns that like the morning starts with them being like a pheasant is a kind of bird. And an hour later they've got a gun like a 12 gauge and he's like go for it kid you've ever met a 10 year old but that's

like that is a child yeah that's a little boy like have a 20 year old like there's nothing going on there you imagine you'll have to be like 70 before you get a gun yes great and then you're not the the the the the the the the the th th you th th you th th you not th th th th th th th th th th th th th th that th that that the the the the the tho tho the the the tho tho th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the the the the the the the the the the the the theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee the the the the the going on there. You imagine, you have to be like 70 before you get a gun. Yes, great. And then you're not allowed one after 75. No. Those five years though, those are the golden years. Imagine meeting a 10 year old who immediately presents his license to kill. Yeah. Just pheasants, that's all right. They're going to be terrible. The kids are going to be so shit at this too. To shoot a pheasant. You can probably give them like slingshots.

You could take one out with like a little BB gun, right? Yeah. A rock? A hurled rock? You could, yeah. A big, a great look for the Idaho Department of Fish and Game if they just organize the youth throw rocks at birds tap. And yet that's the same thing. Quote, the hunt will provide a great opportunity for youth to gain skills and learn from experienced hunters says Crystal Smith with a K, fish and game hunter education coordinator. Plus it'll be a lot of fun and we hope to provide

a great experience for the kids. Yeah murdering a bird. Who's ready to take a life? Yay! The popular event will fill fast. The hunt is limited to 15 youth. Don't like the use of that over again. Refusing to say kids. Just refusing to say children, kids. Yeah, youth, they're youth, it's fine. Maybe you can't say teens if there's 10 and 11 year olds in there. Oh yeah, the tweens and teens are going to have a great fucking times.

Yeah, twins and teens. the tweens and teens are feens are feens are feens. thens. thens. thens. thes are fheens. ths. ths. ths. ths. ths. ths. ths. ths. thines. thines. thins. thins. thins. thins. asants. Why don't you call it the Twins and Teens Feasant Blasting Jamboree? The hunt is limited to 15 armed twins. I don't want to hear that. That's such a funny number of like young children with guns, let loose to fire whatever moves. Yeah, it's like a squadron. One unit of 15 armed tweens. Registration is required either online or by visiting the Fish and Game Office. That's 99 Highway 93 North in Salmon.

What? It's 99 Highway 93 North in Salmon. 99 Highway 93 North in Salmon. Yeah. Just come by my work. I work at 99 Highway 93 North in salmon. Yeah. Just come by my work. I work at 99 Highway 93 north in salmon. Anyone need anything? I'm just going down 99 highway 93 North and salmon. You're able to pick up a form. Are you an appropriate aged youth? You're a tween? You tween shoot a gun? You tween got a hunting passport? You've got a tween. You've got a tween, uh, your tween have tweene tween tween tween tween tween tween tween twee twee twee twee twee twee twee twee twee twee twee twee twee twee've got a tweed, right? Did your tween... Uh, what does you have their hunting passport?

Twins hunt? Your twi's hunt? Your twi, do your twi-twins hunt? We should get your tweed we're going down to 99 Highway 93 North and salmon. Hey look, I know there's only 15 slots, but I want to bring my two twin twins and my three teens. We've all got our hunting passports. We're coming on down 99 Highway 93 North and Salmon.

I hope they're not disappointed. We're trying a new form of podcast where if we do enough semantic satiation, you can like, that none of the words make sense anymore. But it feels great, it feels great rolling over your brain. Yeah. I think in its ideal's like, deal state. The podcast should feel like you have sawed the top of your skull open and you're just letting a warm shower head roll over your brain, you know?

It's sort of like if you are still in the womb and the noises we're making are the comfort sounds of your mother sort of cooing to you. We are your womb. Yeah. Yeah, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you're, you're, the the the the the th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the that, that, that, that, that, that, tho, the tho, the the th, the th, the the tho, the the the the tho, the the the the the the the the the the th, th, the th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that that that that that that thoooooooooooooooooooooooo to you and you don't know your womb. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're right up in there. I was saying trio of teen.

I'll say trio of tween twins. A mixed trio of twied twins and a teen. At 99 Highway 93 North of Salmon. That is your amniotic fluid. That's right. Those twin twins have blasted that pheasant and twain. It should feel like you're in the womb and your mother is taking a big drag of a Marlboro Gold. She's probably temporary. Two Zannies. Ooh.

Ooh. Ooh. Your babies' blood should be 1% 1%. Oh no, what are your tablets? What are your sleepy time tablets? Melatonin. Your baby's blood should be 1% melatonin.

And 99% sure as. That's right. The event is sponsored by the Idaho Department percent melatonin. And 99 percent sure as. That's right. The event is sponsored by the Idaho Department of Fish and Game. Lemme's shooting range, Cockroll Family Ranch and local volunteers. It's truly nothing more ominous than a unit of 15 twins and teens armed to their tweeth coming towards you while you happen to be wearing your best pheasant costume. It's time to hear about some other omens and portents. Right now upon the ground. You shall see darkness cover Egypt when the sun climbs high to noon.

And you shall know that God is God, and bow down to his will. Hmm. From WGME in Maine, the Wagami? Yeah, I think we could say that. A mysterious Maine deer is turning purple. That's their business. Yeah. A purple deer is popping up in Cape Elizabeth.

Is that good? Anyone? Just like appearing? It seems like a, like if I was phasing through walls. I think it's a good omen. Like if I saw a purple deer while it's out and about, I would be like, oh. I'm not immediately feeling like a bad vibe from that. Yeah. If I saw like a red and all red like scarlet deer, I'd be like, blood's coming down the pipe.

Yeah, that's a messenger from Agrom or whatever. Hey, it's Purple Deer. Travis, Travis and Tina. Bring your shotguns over here. You got your passport, right? Look at that. It's beautiful. So happy I'm here with my twin twins. Blah!

A wildlife photographer shared photos with CBS 13 a birdie. He says he saw while driving through Cape Elizabeth recently. Sounds like they are not entirely convinced. Yeah. Like if he took the photos, he probably saw it. They probably saw it. See, look, we all said nothing wrong with a deer that seems to be going prince mode, but the deer has large bulbous masses on its chest and jaw and appears to be turning purple.

That's a little bit more annihilation kind of vibe. Sorry, this is a nerd-fib. I apologize. Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays. The deer? Yeah, that's like something bad that might happen and I think that's what that means. Yeah, because he's turning purple and he has large bulbous masses on it. Sorry, they have large bulbous masses on a chest and jaw. Do you, do you think the deer is concerned about the concept of a Monday? I mean, I'm translating the feelings we have about Mondays onto it. It's just feeling the equivalent

to it. I think it's feeling on we. Yeah. I'm just saying I don't feel felchmits. Like you're suggesting that maybe a deer is sitting around at some point and thinking, oh fuck, I've got this on tomorrow. Yeah, and I don't think they do. Another day of being purple. Oh shit. Hey, same old, same old. These masses look more bulbous to you or like less bulbous? More bobus? Fuck. They're fine, sweetie. They're fine. Do you think they're purple all the way through? Only one way to find out. Uh-oh. We've got a core this deer. Oh, like a big apple. There are as large bulbous masses on his chest and jaw and appears to be turning poiple. Most of the face and neck, the top of the head, the velvet on the antlers, and the ears are either deep purple or have turned a lilac shape. The rest of the deer appears normal.

Nothing to worry about them. Yeah, it's probably thia their a their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th worry about them. Yeah, it's probably fine. Like that sounds kind of beautiful, you know? Oh, there are photos. Oh, if you google purple deer main, you're going to get some very startling photos of a purple bulbous deer. Okay. Really, it's turning purple. Someone got into the blueberries, you know? Like in the Willy Wonka. And the blueberries were radioactive. Yeah, that's... that's odd, isn't it? It sure does have some bulbous masses on it.

Yeah. And this is, of course, an audio medium. Oh yeah, it looks bad. That doesn't look pleasant at all. Change my mind. That's bulbous. I think that's a tape here. Tony Gidaro, an avid wildlife photographer, posted on Facebook that the deer could be suffering from a number of conditions,

including some sort of seroma or fluid buildup from conjunctive heart failure. He says he's not saying exactly where he found the deer in Cape E to avoid drawing spectators. To avoid drawing roving bands of armed tweens. I'm a little suspicious now, why don't you want me to know where the deer is? Yeah. Give me a look at that freak. You want that deer cord? Got something about corn deer? Do you sit right with you?

A little like he's melting, you know? It looks fucked up. I don't think that deer is having a nice time. They've got to get some tweens out there, put it out of its misery. Somebody get my twin-twins out here to blast that thing. Purple Maine deer euthanized by twin twins. At 99 how I weighed something salmon. That's right.

Pheasant Jamboree. Perfect. Quote, we've seen somewhat similar conditions, but cases like this are rarely identical to others, and there are a lot of possibilities, said Nathan Bieber. What? Any relation? The dear biologist for the main department of inland fisheries and wildlife. That was it, that was the riff?

Hey, wait a damn second. Look at this guy's surname. Can we pull this up with the camera? Can we zoom the the the tho? And there? And there, and there, and there, and there, and there, and there, and there, and there, and there, and there, and there, and there are there are there are there are there are there are there are there, and there are there, and there are there, and there, and there are there are there, and there are there, and there are there, and there, and there are there, and there, and there, and there, and there, and there, and there, and there, and there, and there are there, and there are there are there are there, and there are there, and there, and there are there, and there, and there, and there, and there are there, and there are there are there are there are there are there are there are there are their there are their their their their their their there are a there are a there are a there are a there are a there are a there are a there are a there are a there are their their their their that was the riff. Hey, wait a damn second, look at this guy's surname. Can we pull this up with the camera? Can we zoom in on that guy's last name? Using the instant replay thing to draw a big red circle around it. And it's right here is where the name was spelled and said the same way as that of the famous musician. Jaybeams. Yeah. The main warden service, so it's hard to tell exactly what's going on with that deer, but it could be suffering from deer fibroma, which are basically warts brought on by an infection.

This guy's got big deer herbies. So is he, is his heart going to pop or is he got... What's all going on? What's going on? I don't like that he's purple. I don't feel that they're correctly explaining why he's purple. Yeah, they're really focusing on the lumps. Yeah, the bulbousness of him. I want to know less about the bulbous and more about the purple. Anyone can be bulbous, you know. Look at us. Yeah. Meh. I was trying to find a little information here, and there's an article unraveling the mystery of Maine's first purple deer. I was like, let's have a little bit of that.

This is from a... Not leaving room for future purple deer. This is a... This article is from 92 Moose.FmM. Central Maines number one hit music station. Yes. Oh, I like the lead image for that article where they have a big arrow pointing to the deer. In case you weren't sure that the deer in the frame of the photo that is clearly turning purple is the purple deer that we are in fact discussing.

Oh they've got some contests going. Oh you can win $30,000 from the you could win tickets to see Hank Williams Jr. at Bank of NH Pavilion. You could win a dual leaper summer shopping spree. Check out 92 Moose. 92. The Moose. The Moose. Great URL. They're doing well. I wonder if they're competition to win a limited edition vinyl copy of Barbie the soundtrack is over. Deversated. Devastated. God damn it. Some internet sleuthing has produced a multitude of dear illnesses and conditions. That's right.

We googled it for you. Some internet sleuthing. I did five seconds of research and didn't get an answer. Why dear purple? Why would a deer be purple? Hey Siri, why dear purple? I couldn't find white deep purple in your ABC listen library. You can ask me to play a radio station or ask for your music on a different app. That's surprising.

A-I's so good. You're worthless bitch. I love how they were like, they were putting their whole pussy into making Siri good. They're like, we tried. I mean you just asked to phone, why dear Purple, and you're angry that the future isn't living up to your expectations? Correct. My dear Purple? If it's listening to me all the time, it should know what I was, it should have some context. Men love to try to use Siri. This is my sincere belief. I feel like that is a quality of a man.

Now, in my defense, I just want to be clear, I was trying to activate Siri on the phones of the listeners. Hey, Siri. Okay, Google. There we go. Yeah, perfect. OK, Google. Set an alarm for 3.30 a.m. What do you say if you own an Alexa? Does anyone own an Alexa?

You'd say, hey, Alexa? Presumably. I think I set an alarm for 3.30. It's like three rooms away. I'm fucked. Men love to use Siri. It's, I just use it to set timers or play podcast while I'm cooking or washing the dishes. I do ask it.

I'm regular style. I try and get it to put on like an album when I'm driving. And you've got to give it so much information even then. The car one is really, really bad. I'll just put it on. I'll just put it on. No'll just put it on. I'm like, no, no, I gotta, I gotta do this. Yeah, it's exactly that happens. Put on the perfect element part one by Fate of Salvation on Spotify. Yeah, you tell it to play like the most identifiable song of all time.

You're like, play let it be by the Beatles and it goes, okay, playing let it be. And then it puts on like some fucking MIDI cover of it or like a live bootleg. Like how hard is it to pick the one everybody has listened to for all of time? Just play me that good time rock and roll. Play the hits. Play the hits. Play the hits. That's a lot of a records off the shelf, you know? I'm gonna forget to cancel that alarm I just know it.. the the the the the the the the the the the th. the th. the th. th. th. the th. the th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to to to thi thi th. to to to to to to to tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. thoom. thoom. thoom. tho. tho. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. ty. ty. toge. toge. toge. ty. tog. tog. tog. tog. tog. tog. tog. toge. toge. toge. toge. t hits. Turn those old records off the shelf, you know? I'm going to forget to cancel that alarm, I just know it. So internet sleuthing unfortunately has not produced mention of a purple deer. For instance, cattle are also known to suffer from an infectious bacterial disease referred

to as lumpy jaw, which can be treated if caught early, but can be fatal. I love a disease where the name is just like the symptom. That's it. Busted arse. You've got a bad case of busted arse. Some commenters on Facebook provided a link to a condition called Bullwinkle Deer, which results in a swollen face for affected animals. According to the National Deer Association, that illness is caused by bacteria. Oh. But that doesn't look... Hold on.

Ben. Yeah. Have I, uh... Oh no, I am actually on the same article. That's fun. I somehow I wound up reading an article from the internet as opposed to the one that's in the notes, but I'm pretty sure I'm reading the same. Nailed it. Yep, that's it.

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Yeah. Some pretty good records. Two other biologists and some, veterinarians, not all of them I guess, to determine whether anyone else may have come across a similar situation involving a deer or other animal. Hey, Siri, why deer and all other animals may be turned purple sometimes? Okay, Google, why animal purple? Okay, I found this on the web for why dear and all other animals may be turned purple sometimes. Check it out. Go on.

Yeah, now get ready to get a bunch of the worst fucking Google results you have ever encountered in your life. This has directed me to the steam page for the Hunter Call of the Wild. Questions for answers here? This topic started out as me venting my frustration with the game. Now I have gone from hating this game to really enjoy it. I would change the topic to questions and answers. Thanks for everyone's help. I like Google. Google already doesn't work and then you get serious and Google. It takes the experience up. What if, so we've managed to break the search results, but what if the way you asked it the question was also fucked? Hey Google, explicit filter off. Porno Patrol.

Oh boy. Hey Google, play a Spanish flea by Herb Albert and the Tijuana Brass set volume to 100. And if you're mad at us right now, because we've, maybe you were listening to this podcast in the bath and you have a Google smart device and now your hands are wet and you can't do shit about it. You have to let us clown to find the fun in the podcast. If we can't do our buffornary as the French would say, the humor simply won't come. And also if you don't like the song Spanish Flea by her album and the Tijuana Brass, there's no fucking helping you enjoy life anyway. You could just not use Siri, you know.

Yeah. How about instead of getting Siri to look something up for you? You ask a younger friend to show you how to use the computer. Real life is out there and it's totally HD. Yeah. Oh I felt bad in my ears. This feels like a particularly audience hostile episode and I'm not sure why. I'll tell you why Ben it's because they've already given their money to us and have fallen victim to a scam. It's time for scam watch. Warning, warning, someone has successfully or unsuccessfully attempted a scam and must be judged. This is Samwatch.

Yeah, they're a bunch of subs. Boo. Yeah, this comes to us. Subscribe to us. Subscribe to us. They're double subs. From Next Star Media Wire, Hey Dude to pay 1.95 million to FTC for suppressing negative reviews and other violations.

I hate to be accused of a violation. Should I know what Hey Dude is at this point? It's the popular online shoe retailer. Okay. I've never heard of Hey Dude. Pardon? It's actually it's actually confirmed by the first sentence of this article which says the popular online shoe retailer, hey dude, has been ordered to pay the Federal Trade Commission 1.95 million to settle charges that it misled customers by quote, suppressing negative reviews and violated one of the Commission's rules quote in several ways.

Oh, that's just efficient. One rule, several violations. Well done. I violated that rule up and down. Six ways from Sunday. Yeah, we don't. Boy. F to. Well, you've got to make a weird, Ben. Geez, I'm just talking about a rule. Is there something sexual about rules to you? Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, OK. Mm-hmm. That's personal. Pretty fundamentally. The stricter the better. In a press release Monday, the FTC said, Hey Dude, suppressed 80% of reviews that provided three or fewer stars on a five-star scale. Instead, between January 2020 and June 2022, the Commission alleges Hey Dude showed only all five-star reviews on its website. That sounds like what a normal website for a product website.

I was going to say, am I being naive or I just assume that's what all websites do. I got to be honest, I did not put any of the one-star reviews for our podcast on our website. But like, so this isn't that they're just taking selections from other review websites or from professional reviewers and then including them as quotes on the website. They have set up their own review platform for their products. You know like if you look at J.B. Hi-Fi? Yeah, so J.B. Hi-Fi is on those built-in as well. And this is something it's always really intrigued me is that people, there'll be products that are like something J.B. Hi. the the the thirty. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the their. their. their. their. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. th. their own own own own own review. tri. tri. tri. tri. their own own own own review. their own own review. their own review. their own own review. tud of that have like a three-star review on their own website?

I've always wondered why they don't fudge the numbers. Yeah. Right, because like there are some products there that are just like you look down and it's got like two and a half stars and you're like, oh, all right, just skip that one. Won't be buying that one. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. tho. tho. tho. tho. that. tho. tho. tho. tho. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they's. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. they. they. they. they. they. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. the. the. tho. thooooooooooooooooooo. th. the. thooooooooooo. they're they're they're they're the. th one. Why purchase that or anything else shutting my browser now forever? There's like five people on here saying do not purchase this item from J.B. Hi-Fi. Okay, I won't. It's really fucking weird. Like I would absolutely understand if you're like, I don't know, Aztechnik or whatever the fuck who. Posted about a variety of products sold by a variety of retailers you obviously want a full selection. Why would you even have the option for people to give you a bad

review of a thing you're only advertising your own sale of? This one got deracist gamers turd of the month award. He's a bit of an audio file so I'm really, I choose to believe him. Although I don't agree with his values. No. Quote, in many instances, however, it rejected and did not publish less favorable reviews, the values. No. Quote, in many instances, however, it rejected and did not publish less favorable reviews, the FTC alleged, adding that the company, which was acquired by another comfort shoe brand, Crocs, in 2022, instructed staff to only publish good reviews of its products. They maintained that practice until learning the FTC was investigating the company.

Quick, publish several three-star reviews. It's so, it's so, it's so, uh, it's so fucking slick to immediately change your behavior the instant you become aware that you are being investigated by a regulatory body. That's smooth. And it's also exactly what I would do. behavior the instant you become aware that you are being investigated by a regulatory body. That's smooth. And is also exactly what I would do. I'd 100% do that. Yeah. Hey, on the review thing?

No, no, no, we fucked up. Oh, they're fucked up. Oh, they're, check it. Check it out. There's some bad ones on there. No, no, no, this, published one week ago. These shoes are stinky. See, these guys didn't like them at all. Still gave three stars, though, that was very nice of them. A proposed court order announced Monday still needs to be approved by the court,

but it would, quote, bar, hey dude from future violations of the mail order rule. And require the company to post all reviews including those that previously withheld with exceptions for the moderation of inappropriate content. I can't wait for that ruling to come through. Just the day when... Oh my god all of the star ratings dropping down is something like you find out their shoes just fall apart instantly and everyone has had that experience. It's going to be a beautiful day. It'd be very fun to see how the ratings change overnight as they have to publish absolutely everything. Just sitting there trying to find a way to call all of the bad reviews like inappropriate. Yeah. They're like, hmm. Stinky. I feel like that might be a slur, maybe.

These guys being a little ablest, we should probably drop this one out of there. This could really have a strong effect on the mental health of the manufacturers of these shoes if they were to read the reviews. So I should probably keep this one off. Should the order be approved? Hey, dude. Would also be required to pay the FTC $1.95 million, which the Commission says it would use to give refunds to consumers, quote, harmed by Hey Dude's unlawful contact. You can get in on the Hey Dude lawsuit and get your $0.2. There was also some really boring

shit in this article about them not sending shoes out on time or whatever and that might be what the refunds are for but also yeah no you can't get refunded no you should be able to be like hey I bought some shoes off you but if the reviews had been honest about how badly they smelled, I would not have bought them. Give me my fucking money back, hey dude slash parent company crocks. I needed de-racist gamer to tell me that the shoes stank. Yeah, these shoes were actually mid-kicks.

Wouldn't have bought them. If a review said that these smelled as bad as a shotgun phea the the, th them th th the the the the the the the the the the the thea thea thea they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd theeeat theat to to to theat to to to theeeeeeeeat to to theeeee. theeeeeeee' they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they, these were mid-kicks, wouldn't have bought them. If a review said that these smelled as bad as a shotguned pheasant left out in the sun by a pair of twin twins. I wouldn't have bought him from my twin. Never would have bought him. I didn't realize that two twens called me gay when I wore these shoes. I bought two pair of these for my twin twins and when we arrived at 99 Highway 93 North in Salmon for the twin blasting jamboree. Everybody laughed at them. Mental anguish. One. $1.95 million. I don't think you need a review system to know that these shoes are whack as fuck.

These shoes are whack as fuck. Are they? Are they? Other hey-dood shoes? Yeah, so like they sell a variety of shoes, but their mainstay is kind of like a tha'am. Do they look like a fam? Do they look like a that's a shoe. That sounds like a fam. These are not a, it's like a boat shoe loafer with a sort of soft jogging soul.

This is what the people from the intro would wear to a barbecue. Yeah, no socks on. No socks. And skinny jeans cuffed. You know that thing stinking. That's right. And they're wearing like a deep v-neck cut t-shirt or a gold chain. Oh, those look like a fan.

They got ones that look like a halfway point between a loafer and a moccasin. Except most of the outside of them is like white, white synthetic stuff and you can get them with your favorite college football team's logo on the on the toe. We're all tied. You're telling me I can get my Alabama whoever's on there? Yeah, you can get your crimson tide shoes. My crimson tide boat shoe loa hybrids. They're on there? Yeah, you can get your Crimson Tide shoes. My Crimson Tide boat shoe loafer hybrids. They're on the Discord server calling your little tweeing Little Homey Gay Shoes. This is the twist that I didn't anticipate this at all.

I thought they were maybe just a general shoe that sucks real bad. This is their own style of shoe that sucks real bad. Oh, five star rating on these though. These are a very handsome shoe, five stars. Do not listen to the other reviews. There are no other reviews. Oh, God damn, it's brutal. Oh, I want to see specifically the women's shoes.

No, I the women's shoes. The only reason I googled this is because of that. Oh, the women's shoes are way worse. There's the line in here about Crocs also, yeah, it was acquired by another comfort shoe brand, Crocs. And I'm like, what do you mean? What do you mean a comfort shoe? You're talking to hugs? No. All shoes should be a comfort shoe. Yeah. Yes. Because if you look after your feet, she will look after you. Yeah. Who will look after me?

She is your feet. Oh boy. God damn, I'm just, I'm looking at the, like somehow the ladies' shoes are all much less aesthetically pleasing. Yeah, there's like a weird look they're going for here where they're, like a very rough, rough, their, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their, like, a their, like, a the their, like, like, like like a weird look they're going for here where they're like a very rough, frayed edge kind of canvas as well. It's like they said, what if we took boat shoes, loafers, moccasins, vans, and combined the absolute worst aspects of all of them? Yeah, just put it all together.

Yeah, I've combined the DNA of the most evil shoes on the planet to create the most evil shoe there is. It turns out it's Hey Dude. Yeah. Yeah. Congratulations to them. Yeah, great ratings. Great ratings on these. Somehow, five stars on all these dog shit looking.

They got so many different kinds and they all look like straight ass. Yeah, there's some real like, I just moved to New Mexico to sell jewelry style patterns on there. There's some American flags. That's right, yeah. There's some that sort of look like they're the exact same pattern as the dudes, like jacket, cardigan thing that he wears, rainbow ones, which obviously I hate because it's woke. Cowprint? Christ.

They're actually kind of cute those ones. Oh, there are also some that are like in the style of that, the Rockabilly shoe that I'm sure you've worn at some point in your life. Creepers? Is that what they're called Lucy? I've never worn a Creeper. Yeah, you look like you would have. That's a Fair call.

They're kind of, yeah, they're ain. With that shoe jacket pattern. That's right. It's a joggerson. I'm learning so much. Wow. One of these American flag pairs is that one so they've got a bunch of variations. They've got one where the top of the shoe is, uh, you know, blue background white stars, red stripes, white background. But then they have one pair where the left shoe is blue background, white stars. The right shoe is red stripes, white background. It's America, baby. They have several variations of how to arrange the stars and stripes on your ugly as fuck shoes.

And if you wear a hey dude, lo loafer, moccas and creepers. Gay for real. We are talking about you. You look like a fan. You look like a fan. You low-key are dripless. You dry as fuck. But also, tell us if they're comfortable.

Would you rate them five stars? Get in touch with. So glad this is that we're on the Google the Google the Google that we that we that we that we that we the Google that we're on that we're on the Google that we're on the Google that we're on the Google that we're on this is that we're on the Google images search for a type of shoe. That's the energy we want to go out on. Leave people with something memorable. Shoe look like a fan. Hey, that's unfair. I'm on their website looking at the shoes, okay? Oh, nice. Yeah, I might have been looking at old season stuff. I just keep finding pair after pair of these shoes that are making me physically flinch away from my monitor.

God damn. Yeah, but five-star review, you can't really... And it's all kind of argue with that. They're a good shoe. I think I'm going to get a set of the Wendy Patriotic. Oh yeah, yeah, getting them Wendy's. Stubstripes, baby, only 5995. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I'm th. th. I'm th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. the., you get them Wendy's, get them Wendy's. Star and Stripes, baby, only 5995. I know someone who, the most recent one you posted in the chat, that's the sort of runner with a Paisley pattern on it. I reckon I know someone who would absolutely buy these. I reckon Graham would buy those in a fucking minute.

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