Boonta Vista - UNLOCKED BONUS EPISODE: This Toilet Says Mayor On It

Episode Date: January 31, 2024

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Hello and welcome,to Buentevista. This is a bonus episode. I am Ben. And please, step into the chamber of sensual pleasure. Why not step into something more comfortable. Maybe this. A delicate paper-thin gown made of the priceless silk of the world's deadliest and most sensual caterpillar. Or no, perhaps this, an immaculately comfortable snuggie lined with the fur of the softest polar bear, it's stuffed with feathers of the haughtiest albatross. Take a seat, the lovseat, the ottoman, the daybed, the divan, the hammock, in the conversation pit, in

the jacuzzi, or... Oh yes, I think that would be perfect, in the sensual egg chair. Can I get you anything to drink? An aperitif. A digestif. I have a very sensual 30-year-old bottle of fescent milk liqueur that I would love to share with you with the tidiest glasses I have available. Relax, please.

Recline, drink. Get in touch with your body, and don't look so nervous. This isn't the chamber of sexual pleasure, it's the chamber of sensual pleasure. Here we indulge in all our sensual desires, whatever they may be. Over here in the corner we find a man lying on a generous pile of exotic rugs and furs, lathering himself in luxurious oils and barms while eating steak tartare and listening to weird owls running with scissors on a pair of Senheiaz-H-E-Woods. It's Theo. Hi Theo! Hey, brother.

How are you? I'm so good. It's like, it's so good to touch things and feel things. Yes. This rug. Very sensual. Yeah, it feels exactly like the cress of a supportive parent. Yes. Just the right time in your life. You look like you feel held. And I am held. And you're listening to weird owtime in your life. You look like you feel held. Man, I am held. And you're listening to Weird Owls Running with Scissors. Yeah, it's dope.

Senhizer H-E-1. Yeah, the production on Hardware Store is actually extremely sick. I don't know if that's on my s- Hardware store isn't on running with scissors. No idea. But still but still, hey who cares? Pretty good. Yeah, this is a chamber of sensual pleasure. Yes, here every desire of the flesh is indulged, no matter how specific the desire. Over here we find a man wearing only a pair of business socks. And with one leg propped up on a countertop so you can see absolutely everything.

Beneath his red, sweaty skin, the muscles tense and strain to the point of injury. Saliva dripping from his mouth as he hyper-vetalates. With one hand, ultimately taking sips point of injury, saliva dripping from his mouth as he hyper-vetalates, with one hand, ultimately taking sips from a monster ultra-fiesto mango, zero sugar, and receding the VI had said he's using to watch cars too, which threatens to fly off his head at any moment from the violent motion of his other arm, as he uses it to aggressively fuck himself to one of the pocket pussies that's also a foot. Hi Andrew. Huh? Who's there?

Yeah. Come closer. Watching cars too. Oh yeah. Yeah. What's Lightning McQueen up to this time that I watch cars too? Oh, who cares when it feels this good? This pocket fussy is as smooth as the CGI rendering on Lightning McQueen's Fenders.

Yeah. And that's basically the Chamber of Sensual Pleasure Intro. Pretty good. Yep. Just a, can I, can I just offer a... Lights have just been switched back on. Fump. In my head, just to sort of really set the scene, do you know the part in Inglorious Bastards where Joseph Goebbels is introducing his translator and she makes eye contact with Shoshana? And there's sort of a moment passes between them where Shishana sees sort of between

the lines what their relationship is and it cuts to Joseph Goble's having sex with their, and he's making these really disgusting sort of, eh, noises. Yeah, I think you were making those while you were, you're sort of jamming the pocket fussy onto your penis while watching Cars 2 with a VR headset. Yes. Just, um, if we're into like constructive criticism, just a quick bit of feedback? I'm not at all, but I will allow you to continue. Okay. All, all I was going to say was that I would think if either of us were to be wearing

a pair of high-end headphones and listening to Weird Owls running with scissors, it'd be me. Well, you're fictional characters in this scenario. And, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and th, and th, and th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, if thi, if thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th th th th th th th th, th, th, th, th th, th th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, to thi, to to thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, to be wearing a pair of high-end headphones and listening to weird ales running with scissors. It'd be me. Well, you're fictional characters in this scenario. And if either of us were to be watching Cars 2 yet again, probably be Thea. Yeah, Theo is in his Cars 2 era, low key for real. Have not gotten to Cars 2 yet. Oh, you're a season-In'lain. to theirthe death of watching the same movies with Finn and be like, you know what, we're watching like a, you know, Ponyo or

my neighbor tutora or whatever. Oh, that's very nice. And he's like, what is happening? What is that pink man doing? How is that flying? What is that bus? Will they get back on the bus? I just like this? I just like this this this this this. this? I this. this? I this. I this? I this. I this. I this? I this. I this. I this. I this. I this. I this. I just like this. I just like this. this. this? I just like, I just like, I just like, I just like, I just like this? I just like, I to say? I to say? I to say? I the same the same? I the same? I the same. the same. the same? the same. the same? the same? the same. the same? the same? the same? the same? the same? the same. I this. I this. I this. I this. I this. I this. I this. I this. I this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. to to this. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. to to to is that bus? Will they get back on the bus? I don't like this. Is he very literal? Extraordinarily little world. And I'm like, no, no, no, Caitlin, Caitlin, he's on the flashing lights and moving shape stage of like movie literacy. Yeah. You can't just be like throwing like allegorical Miyazaki stuff at him. But he's also his vehicle literacy. He's not

interested in a cat bus unless it's a bus made by Caterpillar. No, that 100% and why would they make? Why would Caterpillar make the bus? Is it for going to the construction site? Will the people hop on the bus later? How many people? Yeah. All right, dude, you just have to look away. You don't look at the screen, just pretend, it's fine. Just fire up toy-up Toy Story. Just put it on, just put it on, walk away. You know that to be involved. Come on, look at your phone. Do like the rest of us while parenting and just stare at your phone. Yeah, and let them look at the iPad.

What's the worst thing that could be on the iPad? And if they scream and hit and punch you when you try and take the iPad, ... you when you try and take the iPad, it just means that they haven't had enough iPads time. It means they're not done yet. The body is still, yeah, they need to follow their body. Their body feels like they should bite you until you return the iPad. Until you show them blippy. Yeah. Yeah. I have this.

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It says so much more about you than it does your child or society. Yeah, if it's your own kid, it's like... Yeah, I gave my fucking three-year-old book the book the book the book book book book book book book book book book book book book book book book book book book book book book book book book book book book book book book book book book a book book book book book book book book book book book book book a book book book book book book book the book book the book the book the book the book the book the book the book the book the book the book a book is. Yeah, I gave my fucking three-year-old a book for the first time ever. And he thought it was a phone. Yeah, no, my kids know what a book is. Yeah. I've seen your kids read. They know the difference between happening worse over in America. Sorry, I just saw my pinneth as your use.

Sancaster. That's wonderful. Theo has been Mr. Red Wipe now for weeks. Oh no, I'm actually, I've got to change that. I'm no longer wiping red. Oh, you realize these ones. Based on your own life. It's all just sort of... The type of information you're willing to volunteer versus the type of information you're not willing to volunteer about your own life sometimes is incredible.

I would take a very utilitarian view of my hole. I'm so in touch with my hole. And you should check in with your hole at least once a week. I bet kid stuff is worse. the thaaaaa' thiiiiiiia thia thia thia thia thia thia thia thiole. thi. thiole. thi. thi. thiol-a thiol-a thoom. thoom. thoomate. thoomoomate. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. thea. thea. thea. toean. toea. toea. toea. toea. toea. toea your hole at least once a week. It's true. I bet kid stuff is worse in America because Americans are generally worse. It's time to check in with America watch. This comes to us from WLWT in Ohio. This comes to us from WLWT in Ohio. The Woolworths. Yeah, the Woolworth. Confederate flag flying near Harrison Welcome Sign now surrounded by toilets.

Someone solved that problem. Oh, see? Yes. You would think that, wouldn't you? Because this is an almost impossible headline to pass, but a literate person hears those words and goes, oh, this is some sort of counter-protest. Yeah. They re-contextualize the Confederate flag. Yes, by keeping it in its context, but adding into the context, toilets. The funniest thing that there is. It's now in toilet land where it belongs. Yes.

It has remained where it always was, but where it was now is, toilet city, Ohio. That's not what happened. Earlier this month, residents in Harrison became concerned after a Confederate flag was seen flying on a private property near the city's welcome sign. Yeah, it was upside down. They couldn't stand to that. I don't think it can be upside down because it's the Confederate flag. Oh shit, it's a dumbass proof flag. It's got bilateral symmetry.

The flag's proximity to the sign had some community members asking for it to be removed. You're driving into beautiful Harrison, Ohio. It says, welcome to Harrison, and then you go, wait a damn second. That's the flag of the movement of racist slave owners. I don't feel very welcome at all. Recently, new elements were spotted near the Confederate flag display with multiple toilets spread out around the area. On Monday, W.

W. Looking up on my periodic table of elements, T.L. It's like they're describing the experience of like someone's spawning in toilets and Gary's mod. Yeah, oh, there are a few more assets around the flagpole that weren't there earlier. Oh, and they've got the toilet mesh on them. Yeah, and the toilet skin, because they appear to be toilets. On Monday, W.T.T. Photographers photographers, WL, WT photographers found the toilets had messages written on them with some reading, Council, Clerk, maybe, and Mayor on them. Oh shit.

Oh no! Oh shit. They're making a point about something. They're making... Hey, you out here making a point with those toilets? Hey, is this some kind of symbolism? Did I? Did I recently say on the show that we were like driving into state and we saw like a big, a big billboard that had been there for so long that the sign had just been like completely bleached out and it was effectively white

and someone had spray painted on it, Web of liesies! And underneath that they had spray painted a big crude hypodermic needle. I was like, you know, I get it but tighten up your messaging. Yes. Like you got to do better if you're going to put the effort in, figure out what you want to say and say it more clearly than that. Was the needle below the text? It was. I would have done that in th in th in th in th in th in th in th in th in th in th in th in th in th in th in th in th th to say, and say it more clearly than that. Was the needle below the text? It was? I would have done that in the reverse order. So it contextualizes you to what we're talking about and then you go, oh, okay. We had a hot six months there where someone printed out, they got like a sticker printer and they printed out a bunch of like 4chan level anti-vax memes and they were just stinking up everywhere in the neighborhood and like in the

in the park and shit like where kids can see it and some of them were like oh you know you'd let Bill Gates put a needle in you it's like no brother I would also like to shred that man it's just that the nurse did it when I got my vaccine. Yeah. Yeah, I would also like to the I I I I I I I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their th th th their th. I th. I their their the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I the the. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the... A nurse did it when I got my back. Yeah. Was that in the form of a Wonka beam? Oh, there was guaranteed one like Willie Wonka kind of like hand on his thing. There was a lot of like Wojack stuff and sort of, it's like, it's like, this is, this sucks dude. You're more. You'll actually see like new posters going up of people being like, it's all alive, vaccine that scam, blah, blah, and you're like, I want you to look around, yeah.

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and not do any intentional exercise and somehow you're in like the best shape of your life. And then that wears off and you go, I, I slept nine hours last night and I'm so fucking. Yeah. I eat well. I feel very bad. What the fuck is happening? Vaccines, probably. Maybe. It could be anything. It could be anything. It could be anything. It's probably. And if Spotify is still listening to these to find out if. No, it's fun. We need to flag them. Don't worry. Don't worry. Yeah. Yeah, that's we would say. We can say plandemic. Yeah. We can say it out of the things. thi. th. We can say. We can say. We can say. We can say. We can say. We can say. We can say. We say. We say. We say. We say. We say. We say. We say. We say. We say. We say. We say. We say. We say. We say. We say. We say say say say say say say say say say say say say say say th. We can say. We say. We say th. We say say say th. We say th. We say say. We say. We say. We say. We say. We say. We say. We say. We say. We say. We say. We say. We say. We say. We say. We say. We say. We say. We say. We say. We say. We say. We say. We say. We say. We say. We say. We say. th. th. th. th. th. th. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It can't stress that enough. It's very funny to say, Plannedemic. You know, sometimes someone gets like a really neat little portmanteau pun type thing, you're like, fuck, that is good.

Like, you really nailed a brief. I wish that was making my point instead of your point. Yeah, like, we have a good plan for the pandemic. We have a planned to say that? Six months ago. Shit. Harrison Mayor Ryan Grubbs said the sign and flag were both put up by a family that owns the property where it is posted. He also said earlier this month he had team looking to display to see if it is in violation of any zoning requirements or if it is misrepresentation. This point the city has not provided an update on any progress that was made in that process. All right, so let's putting aside the toilets, breaking it down are attacking the council

of the mayor. So they've put up their own welcome sign on private property. They have, the town welcome sign is theirs. So they could do whatever they wanted with it. Yeah, they could be like super ironic about it. Yeah, they wanted. You could be like, welcome to Harrison, Ohio.

The original home of tits. Yeah. We invented them. You could say whatever. You could say whatever. that like three guys could improvise off the cuffed. Yeah, welcome to Harrison, Harrison welcome to Harrison County, whatever. The treasurer took a shit in the water supply. Yes. Yeah, welcome to Harrison Ohio, crime is legal, things of that nature. Yeah. So basically, they had their racism flag up. Yes. Somebody came around said, hey, couldn't help

but notice your little racism flag there. And they said, oh I'm gonna fucking show you. Ooh I'm gonna fucking show you about not liking my racism flag. I'm going to surround my flag with toilets. I assume they've been purchased at their own expense. I have to locate these toilets. I've got to kind of drag them out here. Well, as we talked about it, I've got all the toilets out-of-my house. In an episode recently, theauilets, they're a good point. Surprisingly cheap. bit. I mean, I actually don't know how many toilets that are a good point. I should look into that. It's a matter of principle I think. It's a very funny form of criticism to be like,

you know what, I'm fucking sick of that shithead mayor. If mayor's trying to fucking control me, tell me what to do with my land, my family, my beliefs, I'm going to buy the cheapest toilet that Home Depot sells and I'm going to write Mayor on there with a Sharpie. Put a lot of toilets. Hey Mayor, this toilet's you. This toilet says mayor on it because you're the toilet. The toilet is you. I've got to wait for him to drive by. Yeah probably has anyone seen the mayor? That's the mayor's car. This toilet. Running after him flagging him down so he can be like, hey, sorry, I just, you didn't hear me when I was yelling at you because you were going 60 miles an hour past my house. The toilet's you.

Anyway, have a good one. I'll see you next week. The weekly town meeting. Next time that you're coming past though if you could just pop out of the car for a minute come over and have a look at the toilet. Just just just I don't want to spoil it just see if anything's written on there. Hey a pretty ordinary toilet may I don't you agree? Yeah oh I think if uh have a look at what I've written on the side of the sister in there. Now you may be familiar with toilets from around your home and place of work, perhaps you can spot a little difference with this toilet. You're never seen a toilet like this before. You're gonna see five

letters that I think are gonna make you pretty upset because the toilets where piss and turds go. Maybe you'll recognize the difference. Sometimes fingernails in the too the the their their their their their their their their their their their their the recognize the difference. Sometimes fingernails. They don't put fingernails in the toilet. There's no reason to. What do you mean? Why would you put them in the toilet? Where else you're gonna put them? I mean, surely you'd have some sort of sanitary bin the toilet. It's all the way down the end of the house. Why wouldn't you have a the toilet, why, why, the toilet, the to, to, to, the, to, to, the, to, to, to, the, to, to, to, to, the, to, to, to, to, to, the, to, the, the, the, the, the, to, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, their their their to, their their their their their their, their, their their their their their their their, their their their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, to, to, to, to, to, to, too, too, too, tooome.oome.a, tooome.a, tooomorrow, too, tooome, too, too, too, too, too, have a toilet in the, why wouldn't you have a bin in the bathroom? I don't know, Caitlin removed it one day. I've been too afraid to ask for it back.

Well, okay, I mean if she took it out, sure. She must have had a good reason. Yeah. I guess so. Where do you put your ear buds when you're done cleaning your ears? I put them on the sink until I remember to the bin? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their thue. their thoom. their their their theathea' their they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. the the the the the the to take them to the bin. Yeah, that's probably the best option. Yeah. Until I read the body text of this story, I thought this one was a shoe-in for headline news, the segment where we only talk about stories via their headlines, but it wasn't because I thought the story itself was interesting.

There are some other stories where just the headline was interesting and we're going to look at those in the segment I just mentioned called Headline News. Seemless. Here we go. Oh this is the start of Freemium Freebrewery by the way. Freemium Freebrewry. I don't know that. Yeah, well, usually we release these episodes on a Thursday, which would be the first day of Freemian Freibury, but I'm very pressed for time at the moment, so I'm editing them on the night that we record them. But I don't want to short change our freebos.

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Do not write it and tell us what you think the word is. If it's a word that you can't say anywhere, don't send it to us. What if NeuralLink made it so that you couldn't like not say the word? Like, did you see the... So Elon Musk, our favorite billionaire is starting human trials for implanting stuff into people's heads? It's just done it, right? To one guy? Just done it, and like their goal is to be able to interact with your phone and stuff with it. So what if you're typing and you can't help it type the word?

Because you think it and you, like, you self-reflexively, you go, no, that's not what I want to think, but then it's typing that into your phone as well. And it's got the whole thing and then you say, whatever you do, like, just as long as I don't post this and immediately, like press the post button. Put that on on LinkedIn there. Yeah. What if instead of I message you using I'd message? Yes. Yes. Do you guys want was pure id. Yes. Do you guys want to nominate me for... Pretty good. Pretty good.

Hey, I'm laughing. I hate this fucking podcast. Spurs mascot, the coyote captures Bat with Net to the delight of Wemberdiyama. You know how they say like basically every sentence has never been spoken before? I don't think that is something that they say at all. That sentence that you just said has likely never been said previously in the history of mankind. Unless someone read out the headline that I've also just read out at any point before now. Yeah.

No, but... Then they would have said it before. Yeah. Quote, it was disgusting. His face was a mess. Audien's horrified after violent scenes in Swan Lake Interval at Opera House. You know the interval of Swan Lake where we get two of the town oafes to come out and absolutely go to town on each other with baseball bats? Because they don't know where to stop.

They don't know where to stop. They don't have mercy because they don't understand it. They're both blinded by blood and can't see the stage director, waving them stop. Yeah, they don't have mercy because they don't understand it. They're both blinded by blood and can't see the stage director waving them off from over on the side. We've got to do a second half of Swan Lake. We got dancing to do. Yeah, classic comedy of errors. Yeah, I don't know what the mess was on that person's face but I bet it maybe had a smell. It's time for smells that's the power. It's dangerous. It's danged.

And the truth is, I feel so angry. And the truth is, I feel so angry. And the truth is, I feel so angry. And the truth is, I feel so angry. And the truth is... I feel so fucking sad. And the truth is... It's like sex in here. Sometimes I wish we did do video episodes, just so you can see how pleased with himself, Theo looks,

whatever one of his themes plays. I'm enjoying how much Andrew is enjoying it. Oh, he's having a time of his life. Meanwhile, you just sit there po-face, like I'm nothing to you. I can't change the expression of my face. I'm stuck looking like this. I'm having a great time. We, um, I've discussed this before, but I, I loathe karaoke. I struggle with it very badly. Due to unfortunate circumstances, we weren't able, we had our staff party on the weekend, we're meant to do lawn bowls because

that's something we do every year, but we got rained out, so we couldn't do it. So instead we went to Lost Souls, which is the karaoke venue, Netherworld just opened. I managed to avoid it for, I'm going to say four hours, I managed to be in a different room, playing on the switch with some other more reserved people. And then for the next three or four hours I had to be in the karaoke room. It takes more physical effort for me to just put a passive smile on my face while other people are enjoying karaoke than doing anything else. Yeah, I feel you're brother. It's actually called masking. It's actually called masking.

I'm definitely not autistic. There's no way. There's simply no way. It says the man who spent four hours sitting in the switchroom. Oh man, I lost the switch room. Sitting in the fucking toddler room at the karaoke bar. I had a great time in the toddler room. Like, it was awesome in there there. there. their their their their their their their tha. tha. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. I. I' tooling. I' toda' toda' thia' toddust. I's, tod-a' tod-s. I's, th. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm toddrainathing. I's, toddrainathing. I's, toddrainatest. I's, toddrain. I's, today. I. I. today. today. today. today. today. today. today. today. today, today, today, toddllllllllllll. It's, toddllllllllllll time in the toddler room. Like it was awesome in there.

Played some Mario Kart, played some boomerang Fu. Had a wonderful time. Sort of like a bomber man clone but with boomerangs. That's great. Sure. Yeah, fucking how I just. I didn't sing anything. It was just being in the presence of Carriot. Just literally being there.

And then like I managed to go the first like three of those four hours without anyone being like, hey, it's your turn. Until people started queuing me up for stuff. And then I had to go from the, ha ha, I'm a right thank you to being like, no, I'm not gonna fucking do it. That's awful, so painful. I mean, invite Ben to your next party. I'm just not a fun person, and I know that. I like what I like, and it's not karaoke, although, I did get to watch something truly fucking magical,

which you're seeing, Maddie, the love of my life, do Leakini's Juice by Live? You ever seen a woman that you love perform live at karaoke? That's the good shit. Life can be very beautiful. That made it worthwhile, actually. You know who all loved that mental image? Mike Isaac.

Oh, I was just talking to Mike. We were all just talking to Mike in that, the group chat that we all have with Mike. Yeah. I love that we have that. This comes to us from WIVB in New York. The Wob. Sky poop complaints have North Chottowda wonder residents, comma officials seeking answers well yeah I think from God what's that smell I got a simple answer for you what goes up

must come down yes question posed answered with another question you'd answer a question with another question I don't think what goes up must come down as a question. Really good point really well, man. What if you change the inflection? What goes up? Must come down? Must come down? And then we can entirely skirt around the whole how to get up their part.

Yes. You know, yeah. Gravity, baby. It's just gravity. It's like that song by, oh, what's his name? John Mayer. Thank you. Ah, I didn't think that was going to happen at all.

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Yeah, because it sucks. It's such a funny genre name. Like, it's just, it's expressly for music that's a little bit boring, but kind of nice. Right? Adult contemporary is how we would have classed Michael Bolton in like 1995, right? What if? You know? Let's look up top adult contemporary songs.

Islands in the stream. Islands in the stream? Islands in the stream. I wouldn't call that adult contemporary? Wind beneath my wings. Uh, Google describes John Mayer's genre, Jean Mayer's genre as as the well-known rock pop blues. Are we just, we spell like John Mayer's genre as John as G.E.N. Yeah like like John Valjean,

John Mayer genre. Yeah. Officials in the city of North Tonawanda and residents one quiet neighborhood in the city are seeking answers to a strange and disgusting situation that they've been dealing with for weeks. Have you ever been taking answers for a strange and disgusting situation? Yeah. For over a month, residents on Alice Street say that they have dealt with several instances of fecal matter raining from the sky and hitting several homes.

Well, I mean, uh... Yeah. We can't all get everything we want. Yes. So several, several instances, so obviously, several instances, several, we can rule out like a plane, right? Like it's not an airborne. I think it's airborne regardless. Dave Matthews band kind of situation.

I kind of feel like I've got a hold on this already. As I have maybe mentioned on the podcast previously, I live backed on to a school oval. Here's the thing about anything from my garden that I don't want to have anymore. Yes. Put it on the end of that shovel. Are you flinging? Are you flinging? You want to get some, um, you want to get some, um, you need a force multiplier on that.

Uh, absolutely fling that dead rat. Mm-hmm. Parrot, you know, whatever it might be, the guard just fucking hard as you can. Theo, can I just say, can I just say, I've never felt closer to you. Than right now, knowing that you have also stood in your backyard with the dead rat on your shovel, looked around just to make sure no one was looking directly at you at the time, I assume, and then just whip it, you know? Here's the thing, if I want to compare the two situations of, is a dead rat my problem, or is a dead rat the school kids problem tomorrow morning? If anything, it, if I'm weighing the tomorrow morning. If anything it's interesting. I'm weighing it.

If I'm weighing the two in my hands. I was having this thought today. Walking around Milton, there's like a like a council set of bins, a recycling bin and a regular bin directly across from, I believe it's called the Milton. It's just like a giant apartment complex on railway terrace. And next to these bins is an entire fucking single bed mattress. Like someone has clearly been like, I need to get rid of this mattress.

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Yeah. Tal is definitely not doing that. I absolutely pour oil down my seat. Only a little bit. Only a little bit. Well, right? Only a little. A little bit. Sure, we're all doing tiny bits. Yeah.

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you put that in the bin. And that way no solids are going down the... I don't understand. My sink has those little... It was the Dyso price, two bucks seventy or whatever the fuck it is. My sink has those little, those little, those little, the plugs that have like the sort of draining stuff in them, you know, you can push them all the way down. Or you're popping out halfway and they just catch it all. But that can stop the flow from going the the the flow from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from going the flow from going the flow from going the flow from going the flow from going the flow from going the flow from going the flow from going the flow from going going the flow from going the flow from going the flow from going the flow from going the flow from going the flow from going the flow from going the flow from from from from from from from from the flow from the flow from the flow from the flow from the flow from the flow from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from going through if there's too much stuff whereas the separate basket collects it in the basket and then it keeps going and then you don't have to keep clearing it with your hand or a chopstick by picking them out. I simply pull it out and tip the stuff out of it into the bin.

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specifically unfortunate, there must be like a carmic balance of good luck. No, I believe that. That's why I got Noah as my second child. And if you're listening to this, Finn, because your dad has died, I just want you to know, he doesn't mean that at all. He loves you very much. I do love him very much. I do love him. That I love him, that I you've died, by the way. Although he maybe won't be able to get the... Oh, it's Freemia Freebury. He will be able to get that. Oh, also, speaking of Finn, I, um,

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You have a Manhattan. Is it brown? Sounds like, sounds like, I'm thinking it's brown. I'm thinking it's brown. Yeah. Quote, there's no comic relief, this shouldn't be happening. I disagree. Well guess what? You're getting clowned on by a podcast in Australia. Yeah. Who's laughing at your horrible sounding situation? Yeah. I would be I disagree. Well, guess what? You're getting clowned on by a podcast in Australia. Who's laughing at your horrible sounding situation? Yeah. I would be also upset if I were the mayor of a city. Yeah, that's right.

68,000 people. See. Quote, I dumping their honeypot. This just shouldn't be happening. I want this to stop and my neighbors wanted to stop. That sounds like way more sensual than it should. Yeah, don't call it. The only airplanes of the honeypot are those, the ones that those people on devianart draw. Yes. Like a Lockheed, blackbird. Yeah, lucky. It's got a little pussy with Lockheed. Yeah, lucky butt, but it's a bit of treatment.

It's got a little pussy. Yeah, the burn hole is one of the jets. I think like generally speaking, people call something a honeypot either because it has or has the promise of something good inside it. Yeah, this is sort of the opposite of a honeypot. Oh my God, I hope I can get some of these turds. Oh you got a you got the dukey pot? Oh, coming home covered in shit. You got honeypotted again? I didn't realize you had a big tank of turds on there. Hmm. What if she contacts the mayor and... He... I'm trying to figure out how this would work, she contacts the mayor, the mayor contacts the airline, the airline puts some toilets out the front of her house? Yeah, what if that happened? Or the mayor's house, do you think?

Yeah, it's a toilet that says airline and the mayor put it there. Oh, okay. Turned about his fair play, you know? Yeah, and that's that. Yeah, we don't need to re-litigate this. The city of North... Entee. Yeah, Tonawanda. Uh, actually sent out a wastewater technician to do testing. According to Mayor Austin Tyleck, the city can't confirm whether it's human or animal waste.. the, you. the the the the the the the the to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to to to to to to to to to to toilet. toilet toilet toiletiletoiletiletiletiletiletailetoletoletoletoletoletoletoletoletoletoletoletoletoletoletoletician to do testing. According to Mayor Austin Tyleck, the city can't confirm whether it's human or animal waste, but they do say it's likely from an airplane because of its appearance. Its appearance or the whole sky factor. Because it's going out, it's just

going up into tiny little particles. It's just sort of like spraying. Or it's like frozen by the time it hits the ground? But it is Duky, they confirmed. They know it's turd. They know it's turdil material. Yeah, razor sharp particles flying down at you. Yeah, it's like the squid rain from the Watchman TV show, the HBO television series. I do want to see it. Oh my god it's so fucking good. I got so many things to watch. I saw watching Scamage's rain. Oh I've been meeting to watch that actually. You'd enjoy

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That's true. And I believe in the magic of podcasting. Theo I thought he was going to say friendship too. I think of us. I think it was more as a podcast team. Sort of like a professional kind of thing. That's what you ever think of us. Yeah. We're sort of like the people from the movie Ronan more than we are like the people from the movie, the TV show Friends.

Yeah. And you're always right to not invite you to my wedding. Oh. It appears the droppings have stopped, according to residents. They haven't noticed any new instances within the past couple of weeks, but there have been storms recently, and residents tell us it's tough to know whether that's the case. So the rain might have washed away theads. Sort of like, yeah, washed away the dirt and grime and sin of the city. Yeah, sort of like in Watchman.

Yeah, sort of like in Watchmen. Like a rain that would come and wash your a man. Yeah, to wash it all away. And did Alan Moore like that movie movie, Well, I was saying from the graphic novel that he wrote, which I think he liked. Yeah, the novelization of the movie watchman. Yeah, he's sort of like the Alan Dean Foster of adapting movies into comic books. Susan Terry also lives on our street. Quote, we would like answers.

Would you? Would you like? We would like to know, is it human or is it bird? Does that improve things? I guess it does. I mean is it is it human shit or is it dancer shit? Yeah that's right. It's such a beautiful phrasing. Is it human or is it bird? Is it human or is it bird? Can I also say Ben I like to feel like they were having a bit of fun in the last paragraph a little double meaning for it appears the droppings have stopped. Oh, yeah, I guess that's true. Yeah, maybe there.

If it happened every, every fucking day, couldn't they just send someone out there to look up with some goggles? I wouldn't, I wouldn't advise looking up. Like from- I'm not volunteering for that one personally. Like there are an okay go, you get all set up in a lab frock or whatever to get diarrhea on. I don't know which of the ones they did that involve them getting diarrhea on. This two shall pass. No idea. Couldn't tell you. This two shall pass? Don't know. I think it is. The chances of it being bird, the chance of it being bird for the flocks to fly off three times in that spot. Yeah, but the chance of it being plain. Oh no, but you see there's some logic here. Okay.

All right. I'm ready. I can I can keep an open mind. Thank you. Yes. This time. Yeah You can see an airplane having it in there on their computers that this is their drop spot Did they do that? Okay, do they have the computers for that these days? Where are we dropping the turds? Oh, you know where we're dropping at turds over Alice Street in Tonawanda City. Big, big pin on the Google map. Shit spot. No one knows how to change it. There, the red light starts flashing inside the cockpit. Oh, we're approaching the drop shit on some people's own.

I'm just going to say that I'm just going to say that I almost not able to tell if it's human shit or animal shit, I'm going to say that I almost definitely think it's not bird shit. I've seen bird shit's, I've seen animal shits, I've certainly seen my own shits. I think there's more commonality between the animal shit and the human shit, like a dog shit and a person shit. Bird shits though, I commonality between the animal shit and the human shit, like a dog shit and a person shit. Bird shit's though, I'm not mixing them up. Yeah, they're in a class of their own. Yeah, it's got different coloring and stuff. I just want to like row back a little bit. Just make sure it's clear. I'm not into okay,

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Are you on the train? You got your headphones in? Oh! Yeah, head's moving around? Shoulders moving? Like, the trade? The last time I had fun. And I was standing next to like this, this like 50 year old business woman, just like bopped in the trade and she'd had like, uh, still wired headphones at this stage, not, um, not

like sealed in ear one. So I could hear that she was playing closer, very, very loud and having a very good bop to that. And for our listeners that are under 30, you're referring to closer by nine-inch nails. Yeah. The I Want to Fuck You Like An Animal, so. That lady was feeling herself. Yes. She sure was. You should be able to feel yourself on the trade.

It's a bop though. That's a good... Great album. I just don't see why it's to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to that's that's that's the their the that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the the the the the the the the. the. Wea. Wea. I theateat-a. Wea. Wea. Wea. Ia. Wea. Ia. Wea. Ia. I thea. Wea. I the. I the that's good. Great album. I just don't see why it's a crime. Local residents tell us they've been informed by the FAA that the agency will look into this situation, but the FAA hasn't independently confirmed this. It's not our turns. Somebody on the phone miming, typing on a typewriter. Yeah, put right on it. Yeah, you should really call the FBI next.

How about the FCC while we're going through the three-letter American organization. You can get Fox Molder and Dana Scully on the phone. Tell them it's the black oil from the downed fighter ship. From the alien craft. Yeah, the one the black oil the downed fighter ship. The alien craft. Yeah, the one that the black oil that went into CryC. Yeah, he's like, ah, this is my fate. What a dark fate has befallen me. Yeah. Yeah, it might be that.

Could be that. Or that, sorry, we're one level deep. That's the person on the other end of the line on the FAA hotline sarcastically suggesting that too. Yeah, because they also like from the X-Files. They love the X-Files, yeah. They love the X-Files. Jack Black in one of the like goes break in an early episode. It's fun fun actor spotting in X-Files. That's the lightning episode that also Giovanni Rabi-Ribis. Yeah, I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I's, the thia, thia, thia, thia, thia, thia, thia, thia, thia, thia, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the the the the the the the the the, the, the, the the, the, the, the, the the, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they, they, like, they, like, they, like, like, they, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, Ribbis. We're actually renaming this podcast to the X-Files Files. Yeah. Bit of the G-Ribby. G-Ribby.

Yeah. Scientologist that guy. Fuck no. Uh, that was absolutely an episode of the podcast. So we don't know. You don't know either. No one knows. You don't have to know.

One of life's great mysteries. Oh yeah, except the mystery. Receive everything that happens to you with simplicity. We all flowed on. Yes, all right. Yeah, guys. Just real quick. We're going to have to do a bit of work shopping because Kamal Nanjiani already has a podcast

called the X-Files Files Files. That's the first I'm hearing about this. I've listened to a lot of the X-Files files. It's sort of a joke that I was making. Yeah, I don't know anything about podcasts. Yeah, I think Kamal Nanjiani is too busy doing a crazy illegal cocktail of steroids to make a podcast about the X files. How square is he looking these days? Is he, you know what people choose to do with his bodies?

They really, they really cubed that man up. They cued him realer. I'm concerned. He was a very sweet, thoughtful nerdy man. And you know what happens when you make a nerdy man very muscular? They become a tyrant. It gets big into like calling sex play.

Yes. Yes, calling ladies kitten. He doesn't know how to use his power. We have no specific allegations or insights about this, but I think... He appears to be a nice man. He calls ladies ki-ki-ki-ki, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, they thi, thi, they they they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they-m, they-m, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. They thi. They thi, thi, thi, thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii thiiiiiiiiiii, they're they're they they think he appears to be a nice man. He calls ladies kitten now I think. Hey kitten, when you stand a little closer, Camille! No! Don't do it just because you've been cued, Camille. And that was just a dramatization. We don't know anything, no one is suggested any untoward

behavior by Camail. That's just one of the We don't know anything. No one has suggested any untoward behavior by Camel. It's just one of that classic riffs. But also, but also if he has done anything, we do think he should be punished for it. Yes. Oh, I'm Camel guilty. Whatever you got against him. Seems like a really nice guy, and I think it's unfair sometimes for people who weren't sort of Hollywood attractive to become Hollywood attractive

and they're held to a standard that people that entered the industry that attractive aren't held to. You know he was scrutinized for this thing that maybe he wanted for himself and maybe it's cool he got to actualize that but at the same time I think he calls like ladies that he meets in his day-to-day life kitten and it's really weird. Again, I've not heard that. No one's saying that that's happened, but I think it has happened. But if you do have a grudge against him, we support you. But not for, like, racist reasons.

Like, if you have like a healthy grudge against Kamal Nanjiani, a man that you don't know. We support you. It sounds like my wife is putting my old cat and my new cat in a room together out there. Oh, you got a very cute little kitten there. Little guy, little fella. What's his name? Keep pissing on my bed though. His name is Cheech. Hell yeah, brother.

Woke up. Wasn't for that reason, Ben. It's just a happy coincidence. What was the reason? Because my wife said, as we were driving back from Sydney, what should we call him? And I made the first sound that came into my head, I said, chooch. And then we, we bounced around a lot of other stuff, all terrible. And we said, look, let's just pick that one that one that one that one that one that one that one that one that one that one that one that one that one that one that one that one that one that one that one that one, terrible. And we said, look, let's just pick that one before we present this kitten

to the kids. Because otherwise, we're going to have to figure out between the four of us what we name a cat and the kid's feelings are going to be hurt when I say no, that's stupid. Yeah. I want to call him Gunball. I want to call him Mr. Percival. He's Cheech. I was explaining the rules of a good pet name to them. I was saying ideally it should be like, you know, one or two syllables. Easy to say, easy to shorten, easy to call out when you want them to come over here. Cheech? You know? See, kids called him. Chichi. See, called him... Camel Nanjiani! Kids call him Chi-Chi. Yeah. Gee-Gee.

See? That works. Camel Nanjiani, you are on blast. This has been an episode podcast. Punta Vista. We are waiting for you to slip up, and when you do, we're taking you all the way fucking down, Camail. I really liked the sketches on Portland, I tho-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-s. tho-s. tho-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-s. thiii. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the way fucking down, Camille. I really liked the sketches on Portland here.

I thought they were some of the strongest material on that show. He was really good in Silicon Valley. Yes, very funny. Seems like a really nice guy, and I think it's cool. He has to have his heart in the right place. But if you keep calling, like the waitresses, at restaurants you go to, do, kitten when you order, like you're trying to do like a dom sort of a thing with them. Oh, you're going down, Camail. It just doesn't fit you by. Learned that. Yeah. Toast, pal. All right. That was it. That was the podcast. Thank you so much for joining us, especially the Freebos who get to see what it's like. We'rethat was the podcast. Thank you so much for joining us, especially the freebos

who get to see what it's like. We're crazy behind the curtain. Anything can happen in here. Because we can't be sued because it's on a bonus episode. Oh no, Ben, if you're releasing this one free, Spotify will get mad that I said planneemic. Oh, fuck. Now we're getting sued. Lawyer up, but to vista. Because we've said a bunched th th th th th th th th th th th to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th to to th to to to th to th th th th the. the' the. the. the' the' the' the. We're the. We're the. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. thea. thea' thea' thea' thea' thea' thea' thea' thea' thea' thea' thea' up, Camille. And lawyer up, put to Vista. Because we've said a bunch of shit about the plannebic. Oh, bye-bye. Theo, sorry, I just got a notification in the chat and then Theo looked at me kind of. Oh, I'm not reading that message out. All right, that's the end of the show. Hey, have a lovely rest of your day. We'll bye bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. That's, that. That's, that. That's, that's, that's, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's. Oh. Oh. Oh, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the the the the the the the end. Oh. the the end. the the the the end tho, thoo. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the end of the show. Hey, have a lovely rest of your day. We'll see back on the three episodes.

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