BudPod with Phil Wang & Pierre Novellie - Episode 65 - Black Lives Matter
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It's Budpod 65, it's retirement age in the UK Budpod, I think, is that right?
I think that sounds about right. Officially speaking, this podcast shouldn't continue beyond this week.
But fortunately, we are a private limited company, and so we can continue as long as we want yes yeah we're a we're a freelance worker
uh so like like sometimes you get you get those guys who like stay working as bricklayers even
though they're like 71 or whatever right the hardiest men of all um
how you been i'm all right i'm enjoying um the apocalypse it's now become a pandemic
and a kind of american civil war race riot theme as well how about you
yeah um it's just when i'd worried things were about to get boring.
Or better in any way. A new revolution has begun.
Yeah.
Yeah, man.
And the images from America are really startling.
Like, you know, there's footage of cars, like, on fire,
like flames being blown out the windows, in a movie yeah like and bombed out
buildings and you go whoa god where is this war zone like the the middle east is this vietnam
footage it's like it's washington dc yesterday yeah yeah i saw a video from saint louis today
and it was like the gunfire sounded like i remember when you like when we were
young and you watch the news and it'd be a broadcast from like bosnia or like baghdad
or something like background gunfire and stuff it's fucking nuts it's nuts and it's um yeah it's
it's very it's very like dictatorshipy as well, with Donald Trump hiding in a bunker
and demanding that troops kill people and stuff.
Yeah, it's like a near end-of-game mission in Red Alert,
when you've got the bad guy president cornered
in a barricaded white house and he's just he's just
posting over the airwaves his his his final insults yeah like his his final suicidal
instructions to cause as much like damage and horror as possible
his final suicidal instructions to cause as much like damage and horror as possible.
It's unbelievable.
I had no idea just how many state police there were.
And they're like better outfitted than most countries.
Armies.
It's nuts,
isn't it?
I mean,
they've got like MRAP vehicles and stuff like gigantic armored police
carriers and things.
It's really ridiculous. I mean it's really ridiculous it's fucking nuts
people sort of
people bandy the word
dystopian and authoritarian
around a lot
but I think this is only a few times
it seems appropriate
it's crazy, it's like V for Vendetta
over there
it's all's crazy like it's like v for vendetta over there yeah it and
it's all down to like really weird like there's a lot of good articles if you want to read up on the
the militarization of the police it it's it's happened a little bit in other countries but
america is the main place where it's to do with like you know that whole thing where like oh if
you don't spend your whole budget you lose it that happened and we have
that here we have that here with um uh art centers regional art centers where they get a budgeted
amount for comedy per season and so you just end up getting these random quite well-paid gigs in
the middle of nowhere and they're just like yeah we just had to spend this money yeah like that but for cannons yeah and that's just
like the the sheriff of of some town just just like well we've we don't need any more money so
i guess we don't want to lose it we better buy an armored personnel carrier designed for a war
in eastern europe it yeah i mean nuts they all look like like you say like graphic novel drawings of
fascist troops they look terrifying
yeah
yeah
I mean yeah
it's such a
difference isn't it where like
the UK has its issues but
like in the UK you still get articles with people saying
like do we really need police with guns in the airport?
Even in the airport where the terror alerts and so on are at their highest,
people are still reluctant to even see it.
They don't even like looking at it.
Whereas over there, the whole thing looks like every day is just a version of Call of Duty
where you have to go to walmart over there yeah like does every policeman need three tanks
it's three too many tanks per policeman it's it's crazy and i think yeah i mean
and also the crazy because of the amer of America's crazy separation of powers,
you have armed forces every step of the way.
You have the city police, then you have the state police,
which are closer to military grade,
and then you have the national army, which are the actual army.
So going down the chain you end up with with basically
like three independently independent heavily armed forces coming down on you at once it's even it's
even crazier because then you you've got like okay you've got like yeah metro police in a city then
you've got state police then you've got highway patrol then you got national guard then the army
itself the permanent force as opposed to the national guard and then you've got National Guard then the Army itself, the permanent force as opposed to the National Guard
and then you've got the Secret Service
in DC, the FBI
the ATF, the DEA
Homeland Security, the Border People
like
it just seems like
there's enormous competition
to see who can get the most
acronyms together the border people were a the border people were a pop group in the 70s the border
yes the border the border people they were they were all of some ambiguous ethnicity because
they're all from various borders around the world they are they chinese are they kazakh it's hard
to yeah it they could be either they were they were they Kazakh? it's hard to they could be either
they were
they were
ambiguous also
in terms of
they were androgynous
they were very 80s
late 70s
early 80s
like David Bowie
just sort of
everyone's got
very angular cheekbones
and long
narrow bodies
it's very hard to tell
the border people
the border people
great
great tunes
but yeah it just it seems like america's this huge contest to see which acronym can have the most
tanks and run people over with that's right it's crackers
crackers yeah
I mean
yeah
the
the
the freedom with which
like police just run people over
it's incredible
those are the other videos
I mean like the video that started it
where the police just
murdered a guy
and looked at the camera
while they murdered him
is
obviously bad enough
but then yeah
all the subsequent footage of them
just driving cars through crowds and uh and incredible like in any in any other situation that'd be a terrorist attack
yes someone driving a truck into p into pedestrians yes that is literally the kind
of thing that the police in europe are on the lookout for in like german christmas markets and
london bridge and stuff i mean if if, if any other time we just saw footage of a truck ploughing to people,
we'd all have America flag filters on our Facebook profiles for the next three weeks.
Now it's just like you could easily miss that video
among the millions of war footage coming out of American cities.
Did you see the one with the fbi agent the undercover fbi
guy uh no um basically the i think it was in minneapolis the police profile this this black
guy and and cuff him and in the video the whole time he's like you dumb motherfuckers you've got
no idea who i like i'm not who you're looking for look my ideas in my pocket my ideas in my pocket and eventually they look at his idea and it's obviously says fbi because he's an fbi agent
and then one of them looks at it and he's like you can see he's thinking oh fuck and he shows
the other fat white cop and he's like uh-oh and they just immediately uncuff him and like he
doesn't even he doesn't even like pause to stop calling them fucking morons and racists while
they uncuff him.
It's brilliant.
And then he makes them get the...
What did they arrest him for?
Because he looks like a suspect because he's black and sort of tall,
so that's enough.
They profiled him.
He's like, I'm not who you're looking for.
And they're like, well, you look like who we're looking for
because they've got a call out on someone.
And he makes the supervisor come over and he's like,
I want your card, i want your card i want your card it's it's it's a hell of a video because it's the most it's
actually this is kind of bud pod vaguely it's the least satisfying most satisfying thing
because well i gotta tip my hat to you pierre for somehow finding a way to apply a Bud Pod format to possibly the end of the United States.
Yes, to a race war.
Yeah, it's so satisfying.
I'm going to make a note of this video.
What would you say I should look for? FBI?
Undercover FBI arrest Minneapolis.
Probably.
I think.
I think. I think.
But yeah, it's so satisfying
to see these guys get their comeuppance
but it's really unsatisfying because A, it already
happened. That's why you're watching the video.
And B, they won't get any actual
comeuppance, I don't think.
It'll get blocked by them.
Fat buzzcut boss.
Fat buzzcut, Fat Buzzcut of course was a very influential jazz
jazz musician
yes he was huge
yeah
Fat Buzzcut
it's all pretty extraordinary
one upside though is
the mayor of Minneapolis is quite handsome
I don't know if you've noticed Pierre
oh really?
have you seen?
yeah we've got a hunky mayor on our hands
I'm always very confused
American media makes it quite hard to figure out
what their mayors actually do
because all I know is that the mayor
has arguments with the chief of police
and
American mayors just seem to be sort of
spokespeople for
the
people in their cities
but they seem to always be in charge of
they're always arguing over a budget
it's always like
it's always like the mayor is arguing with the police chief
on sort of unequal terms like the mayors seem really powerful they seem kind of like weirdly
powerful but i i don't know and then sometimes you hear in america they elect their sheriffs
which seems like a fucking terrible idea maybe it's a good idea i don't even know what's a da
they elect they elect their judges yeah that's the craziest thing
yeah like their judges so that judges have an incentive to sentence people to death
because the people in their state like that and they want to be voted in as the death judge. Yeah, or even like... As fucking Judge
Dredd. It's insane.
Or even just like some county judge where
everyone, like 40%
of people in the county go to the
worshipful Jesus Church of
Abortion Clinic bombings or whatever and so
inevitably
they all just club together and
vote for the youth pastor to be the new
county court judge
it just
I would, oh man, yeah
I don't know, I would not like to live
maybe they like democracy a bit too much
maybe they need to scale back
the old democracy there
that's a funny thing about America is that they love freedom
but they want the freedom
to die because they don't have to pay
taxes for healthcare.
Like they're free to do that.
They're free to just let people die.
That is a kind of freedom.
Yeah.
The freedom to
never be taken care of at all.
It's the free market applied to citizenship
yeah
and then just except for as we've said
tank police
where there's literally no demand for tank police
but there's an enormous supply of tank police
going around squishing people with tanks
and just generally firing machine guns in the air like they're in a fucking
cowboy musical set in space or something it's just extraordinary the the disparity between
the quality of their military hardware and the quality of the infrastructure that the hardware
is currently rolling over and crushing into the dirt is unbelievable and it's like they're
different countries yeah the quality of the hardware and the quality of the infrastructure
but also the quality of the hardware and the kit and the quality of the people
you mean the soldiers no the cops they're always these like gloopy
chinless dudes oh right yeah dressed like robocop and you go like why it's like i don't think you
can scale an obstacle course why are you dressed like a a guy whose job is to kill criminals who
are also aliens like some kind of futuristic death-dealing man.
Whereas clearly the biggest struggle you have is dietary.
I guess these are men who need guns
to be able to dominate anyone physically.
And then now there's been like... i'd you know everyone's everyone's trying
to think of of things that they can do and i've looked at twitter and then there was a thing about
posting a black a black square and then people posted the black square in such a way that it
obscured loads of actual updates so then that was uh that was like fucking it up and then someone
was like ah but the people who started the
black square
that was just started by like Universal Studios
or like a bunch of big rich companies
and then someone was like yeah but it was
started by I think women of
color executives within those companies
so then
I'm just gonna stay
perfectly still
that's my point
I've donated some money
the social media beast is very much
like a big velociraptor
you just have to stay still
let it
move on its way
and then try and do something with real effect
yeah I've decided
that what I'm going to do is stay perfectly still
read up on stuff, retweet things that seem important and give some money to things that seem useful.
And otherwise, don't get in with anything trending and just leave it.
Just do your part and stay quiet.
And think for yourself and understand what you're talking about and and
practice practice cynicism in all cases which is not to mean like to disbelieve accounts you'd
rather not believe but to understand that everyone's sources are fallible and that you should not be
lazy and finding out what's real what's true yeah and that's and what what sources are credible i
mean i was talking to you about this earlier yesterday i was trying to find a somewhere to
to donate and there've been plenty of links posted on social media stuff but it's a real
it's a rabbit warren once you enter into that,
and it's so hard to tell where the money goes
or what these individual charities do or what they serve.
And so I was there for, I was looking at my computer for like five hours
trying to figure out what a donation would go to
or who needed a donation or
eventually i settled on i found something that i feel comfortable with but it's hard it's hard
and i don't think we should try and pretend that it isn't hard it's also difficult as well because
like you say yeah you got to do the research but also if you live in the uk then it's like well
26 different states have a state of emergency and things so like that's at least 26 states if not
all of the states that have these problems and so now that the the main charity the minneapolis
freedom fund or minnesota freedom fund that everyone's donated they've got like millions
of dollars so they're saying to people oh donate elsewhere but then you sort of go okay so it happened in minneapolis but
minneapolis is kind of okay that's been flooded so where else and then yeah like you say you've
got to spend a whole day doing it and then you're like well i live in the uk i should do something
for the uk it's you know down something you know something domestic you don't want to be like we've
talked before on this podcast about how irritating it can be
to find these big, like,
people who want to seem like big campaigners,
but they live in England
and they're often, you know,
just English or whatever from the UK
and they just go on and on about
US gun control.
And it's got nothing to do with them.
It's as abstract as if they were just going on and on
about German property rights and
ukrainian inheritance law it's just it's just easier for them to get excited about than face
up to the issues we have here so that's also something you got to bear in mind it's a bit
absolute minefield of trying to do the right thing and get it right and it is a minefield. And the lack of patience with people who get it wrong.
Or not even get it wrong, but do something slightly different to what the instigator wanted.
Or the instant pile on the name-calling, the dragging out into the proverbial street of heretics.
It's not good.
And if anything, it just discourages people
from doing anything meaningful.
Yeah.
And like a lot of weird conspiracy stuff as well
and stuff that does seem genuinely odd.
Have you seen the videos of like the piles of bricks?
Have you seen the videos of the piles of bricks?
Yes, the piles of bricks have been laid too conveniently near the looters as if someone is secretly supplying them, right?
That someone wants these bricks to be thrown in the windows.
Yeah, it's like a perfect little square pallet of bricks,
but it's like in a central business district, like a CBD. So it's like, what like little square palette of bricks but it's like in like a like in a central business district like a cbd so it's like what's what's even made of bricks there
like there's no construction going on according to the people in the video anyway they're like
saying oh that's a that's a trap that's that's bait you know and i mean and then everyone is
saying it's either anarchists or neo-naazis or the government or all three or some combination thereof.
Or just very organized, you know, looters, you know, people actually taking the opportunity to.
Well, that's because that's the real dangers.
People jumping onto a legitimate protest in order to what that's
what's difficult is that cause real destruction well what's difficult is that anarchists and
neo-nazis and the government have all at some point stated that it's it's a good idea for them
to make protests turn into riots so that they can use violence so like all three groups at various points have secretly or openly admitted that this is something that they have done or want
to do but then you also you've also just got the weekend warriors the yeah bored usually white kids
who just want a bit of the old ultra violence man we are seeing it's finally they have cover we are seeing such an
uptick in white people cosplaying as v for vendetta types i mean there should be a rule
of these marches that if you turn up to a black lives matter march and you're white and you're
wearing welding goggles and like a little top hat.
Or if you have a skateboard.
Why do you have a skateboard?
Are you pulling rad tricks
between kettling operations?
Are you popping sick ollies
off of that personnel carrier?
It's always just like
some kid called like uh
tristan or cornelius or something and they've got like a purple streak in their hair and they
do quickly go up and they go oh anarchy and they smash a window and then they listen to
the sex pistols while they skateboard to a chauffeured car that drives them away
and then the police shoot
everyone else who's still there
oh I saw a great
little
I saw a great little clip of
a lady
a white lady
who got her boyfriend
to take a photo of her outside a smashed up phone shop
like with her back to camera god like a sort of moody
heroic photo of her stood outside a smashed up and she's just in like a gym gear oh i've seen
this clip she's she's in like bum pants. Yeah.
And so people are going to be like,
be like,
wow,
me and my shapely ass are looking at this looted storefront and it's very meaningful here on my wellness Instagram.
Very,
I'm very interested to,
to find out which way she captions it.
Does she go,
what,
what are we doing?
Our country's falling apart.
Or does she go standing in solidarity
with the protesters in my perfect little gym bard?
You know, it's either way,
it's a real conflict of interests.
Yeah, I would be amused to see
if she was like a super super super right wing
like up to that point it's just been a very much a sort of wellness aromatherapy style instagram
feed and then sudden suddenly full alt right wing right wing right wing yoga is a very underserved sector I think what about people who like yoga
but don't like where it's from
Phil I think you'll find that
right wing yoga is all the
bending into ridiculous
positions that they do
if you want to watch some right wingwing yoga you want to pop into parliament
sometime i think you'll find that turn there's a little action there's actually a bit too much
of the right wing yes i uh i would like to also see what hashtag she uses either way because
is she taking a break to be an activist
well not an activist but like a social media activist
the most dangerous kind
and so like will she
she'll obviously use various activist hashtags
but will she also still use like
hashtag
strong not thin
hashtag eat clean
protest dirty
yeah yeah yeah
yeah hashtag
core
core values
I think that would straddle both
elements of the post probably
yes that's good core values
or just really vaguely
just like Monday motivation
that's the only hashtag
I'm free to take what I want from that
did you see the other one about the lady posing with a drill
no yes I did did you see the other one about the lady posing with a drill no
it's some there's some guy who's
actually like boarding up a shop
front with with
you know a chipboard
like he's covering the glass you know
and
it's this lady in like little denim shorts
posing with him with a drill like oh I'm helping
this guy chip up his his storefront and it's a guy who really is huh really just like for a photo
yeah so she she's posing and then a guy who is either her boyfriend or her i don't know assistant
or bodyguard or whatever takes a photo and then she just like immediately and she's not even
holding the drill in a place where it would make sense to put the drill like it's in the wrong angle it doesn't make any sense
and she just poses and the guy takes the photo and she's like okay thanks very much they're
wearing masks and stuff and then they just get into like it seems like too good to be true maybe
it's an amazing comedy sketch and i've fallen for it but the camera pans to the right and they both get into a really nice black mercedes and drive away
oh my god it's incredible it's incredible god i mean it's it's amazing to to see the opportunities
where we're like the opportunities that white people will create cosplay. Also, how pervasive influencer culture is.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Needing to always make it about you.
Even in the apocalypse,
the influencer, like the cockroach,
will adapt and find a way to survive.
Post-nuclear apocalypse influencer culture.
Gosh, what would a post-apocalyptic influencer post about?
Eat clean, train contaminated.
Yes.
Yes. Radiate
Radiate beautiful
Mindful scavenging
Mindful scavenging Mindful scavenging is good I mean that sounds real mindful scavenging
yeah that would be like the mindfulness
version of those people who take
just about to go
off food out of bins and eat it and say it's great
freegans
I guess after a nuclear apocalypse we'd all be free guns whether
we fucking liked it or not that's true when when there is no economy everything's free
monday motivation will be harder to to know about just because we won't know what day of the week it is anymore.
Yeah, it would have to be like Monday motivation.
No, it's the motivation to find out when it will be Monday.
That's quite funny.
Mondays? Am I right? Monday? Am I right? Is it monday am i right about that am i right oh god
that's funny oh man but this this whole thing is like we were talking about it earlier and it and it's it's i i dread to think the effect it has on
people's mental health if they're actually you know directly affected and i'm not i mean i'm not
and it's it's ruining my mind it doesn't help that we're all still trapped indoors but fucking hell
it can't be good for people just to even see this stuff happening never mind being wrapped up in it
be good for people just to even see this stuff happening never mind being wrapped up in it
yeah although maybe there's more clarity if you're actually there i think part of the the maddening element for us here in the uk is that you know especially if you're online there's so
many sources to to look at our only experience of it is pieced together by what we've seen on TV and online.
And those start to contradict and
conflict. That's when the maddening
happens.
I'm sure it feels a lot more real in America.
And you're powerless not only
in the same way that we're all powerless
in the UK to really affect what goes on in America,
but you're doubly powerless because it's like, well, you also
have to stay in your flat.
You couldn't be less of a useful cog in anything
where it's like my job is to sit still
and not sneeze or cough on anyone.
The thing that struck me as weird from my point of view,
or strikes me as weird rather,
is that the the american police um and i mean like obviously
the uk's police force has a problem with racism and so does you know france netherlands germany
every every country but america is the most egregious example so it's easiest to talk about
is that as a as a as a south african under apartheid it was horrific but the state was
honest and open in the sense that it was happy to admit it was being tremendously racist
like the actual government and the police were like you can't do anything because you're black
and we think you shouldn't be allowed to do things because we are racist and everyone went that's
terrible and they went well we disagree and that was the argument yeah there's a clarity to that
isn't there whereas when you're the foundation of your country is the freedom of all and the
equality of man of all men you created equal whatever um suddenly becomes a lot more cognitive
dissonancy it's also it's also gaslighting because it's you
have to watch the police behave in a way that is clearly racist and then they just go well i don't
see what's racist about murdering all these black people and you have to go what
it doesn't make it like it's it's gaslighting because it fucks with your head because you're like but i just saw you do that and they're like no it was for secret reasons or no you just uh
don't appreciate the way we see things it would be so much easier if it was just
a case that they were just happy to go ah we're racist and you go right well let's you know work
on that but instead it's all these like weird like
propaganda kind of mindfuck arguments of oh it's just the way these things turn out oh
you know they're they're legitimate concerns it's all this weird slippery little rhetoric
yeah yeah and when the the operation to cover it all up is so complete
yeah and like even if you make them all wear body in every level
of yeah even if you make them all wear body cameras they're like oh we forgot to switch
them on and you're like really but even even with this we can't get a clear fucking answer from you
people i mean and can you imagine all this all the stuff that goes down that isn't filmed on
phones i mean this isn't it's not like all these
killings are new it's just jesus christ people have phones to record them on now yeah and i mean
in a way that's what makes it like it's horrible to think about what was happening even in like
say the 90s in that sense but also like this guy was being filmed and he was just like oh i'm being
filmed while i'm murdering this guy yeah Yeah, he looks probably psychopathic,
the policeman that's been charged.
Yeah, he's just looking around like,
ah, here I am doing a murder,
and he doesn't even care that he's being filmed.
I mean, can you imagine the impunity
with which he's done other stuff?
And he's got a whole record.
And this is in a democratic city
in a democratic state.
Fucking hell, man.
Which is the crazy thing
i mean if you start to think about that yeah what's it like in georgia i think it's a democratic
state yeah yeah fucking hell man
well i'm interested to see whether or not don Trump declares war on himself. Maybe that will happen.
I mean, there's no two ways about it.
Dominic Cummings has really lucked out.
Fucking hell, that's true.
I can't believe how much...
I mean, during the whole Durham scandal,
he must have kept saying to Boris Johnson,
something will come, something will happen.
Don't worry about this.
Just keep defending me.
I know, look, look, I know 2020, okay?
Something is going to happen.
Yeah, yeah.
And he was right.
He was right.
Suddenly a trip up the M1 is not the most egregious thing a person can do.
Do you think he was just sitting there going,
look, if I know 2020 and if I know the American justice system in general,
there's going to be another harrowing incident
within between 48 and 72 hours.
Yeah, my astrologist says we're well due
for another event in America.
Yes.
Yeah, well, it's like before the lockdown
when there was like a school shooting
every six days or something.
It was like a mass shooting every few days or something. It was fucking like a mass shooting every few days.
So it was just.
Isn't there like technically a mass shooting every day in America?
Was it every day?
Oh my God.
I didn't even remember it bad enough.
I'm pretty sure.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And that's like,
that's not counting gang-related crime.
Yeah, that's mass stuff.
So you add those on top and it's more, yeah.
Well, I mean, yeah, Dominic Cummings going up the M1,
and then also, have you seen that it's now illegal for you
to sleep over at someone's house and fuck them,
unless you are an escort?
to sleep over at someone's house and fuck them,
unless you are an escort.
Okay, so I saw the news story that said it's now illegal in the UK to have sex with someone outside of your household in their house,
which it was already, wasn't it?
It wasn't illegal.
It wasn't actively illegal.
It was a breach of the rules.
Yes.
The breach of the blanket rules.
But now it is specifically illegal to be in someone's house.
But it's not illegal to have sex with them specifically.
It's illegal to be in someone else's house.
But then all the newspapers ran with is illegal to have sex with someone else.
Yes, unless it's...
Technically that's true, but that's not the law.
It's illegal to be in someone else's house overnight unless it's for the purposes of work.
Right, right, right.
So the loophole is if they are a sex worker,
then you're okay.
Yes.
Yes.
But that's not officially recognized employment, though, is it, in the UK?
It is. It's not not illegal i think it's
illegal to profit off the work of sex workers or to engage the services of one or something they've
done that thing where they haven't fully they haven't fully criminalized the thing itself
they've criminalized all the stuff around it i think i have to look it up okay i have to look
that up i can't i can't't... My head now is just social
justice concerns in a big
muddle, and it's so hot.
I can't keep it all
in my mind.
Oh, God.
You can't even really go to the
pub or something, or
get it out of your system, the bad mood.
That's the thing with lockdown. You're locked in the house
with all the bad news. Jesus Christ.
Oh man.
I'm now finding it more relaxing to play Warzone
and go around an abandoned Russian city
killing people,
getting gassed by a video game
in a 3D environment. That's my
break now.
You know where you stand, yeah. You know where you stand.
Yeah.
You know where you stand.
When it comes to Call of Duty, I don't know where I am.
I'm military.
Oh my god.
I mentioned
having a South African perspective.
You're from a very multicultural country originally, Phil.
Yeah.
What was the...
Yeah, I'm from very multicultural, very low violence.
The police, I think the police are armed,
but there isn't really the sort of military what's it called in America?
the military industrial complex?
I'm not sure what that means
specifically but we don't have it
in Malaysia
No, I don't have any kind of
idea in my head of what the
Malaysian police might be like
Was there an ethnic component to it ever?
To the police.
Yeah.
Sometimes you find that in countries where you get problems.
Because one particular ethnic group is more likely to join the police than another.
That's right.
I have a feeling that a lot of police are the malays are malay people
from the malay group yeah but um but i'm sure i'm sure there are some non-malay i mean i've
absolutely no idea basically i don't know much about police specifically in malaysia
i've never really had much interaction with them
at all growing up that's generally a pretty good sign oh my my yeah actually i do i know a chinese
um policeman in or ex-cop in malaysia so but that might be a thing about saba because
um the state i'm from is is quite heavily Chinese compared to the other Malaysian states.
So it'll probably reflect whichever state you're in.
Yeah, that makes sense.
I mean, South African police,
I would rather join the British army
and go straight to Afghanistan
than have to be a South African policeman, man.
Oh my God.
The worst job in the world.
Well, one of.
Certainly not high on my list of
alternative careers, now that comedy
can't happen.
I'm feeling like
in South Africa, the severity
of the stuff
the police are engaged in is like
every day
a rookie has to leave the scene of the crime to
vomit is that the case there's a lot of uh of deaths three days away from retirement yeah
my my cousin was the um he's a he's a psychiatrist psychologist psychiatrist i can never anyway he's he's a
mental health professional um and he was like the the the sort of in-house psych guy for the
so the african police service in in in uh the province i'm from for a bit and he said it was
it was like being in a war zone because they would get like they would lose a colleague like once a week you know but um really yeah but they're also that's the trouble
is that they're losing a colleague a week so they are also um i mean it's it's not so much a white
on black thing in south africa now because obviously the police are the government's
almost entirely black the police are black but it's still like a power thing they're still south african police and now the government's almost entirely black, the police are black, but it's still like a power thing.
There's still South African police
and now the South African army doing the lockdown.
Unbelievably violent
and like smashing people's property up
and they're corrupt as well.
What now, doing lockdown?
Huh?
Like doing lockdown,
they're smashing people up.
Yeah, yeah, because people are still like,
South Africa's lockdown is like enforced by the military and it's illegal to buy booze or cigarettes
oh why i just decided that that would be part of the lockdown and you couldn't even leave your
house to walk cigarettes you couldn't leave your house to walk your dog none of this fucking
jogging thing they've only just let people leave the house to go for a jog from 6 a.m to 9 a.m that was last week i think like super harsh full military lockdown yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah army
on the streets the whole deal no no messing around and then the president made a speech
where he was like okay we're not gonna is it has there just been a lot of pent-up authority
that's that's been building for ages since the end of apartheid i don't know i mean
they deployed they deployed the army a few times because like when the gang the gang warfare gets
too big or when there's like particular areas get so violent that the police genuinely can't like
out outgun them they just brought in the army and the army's like even more brutal so it's very like
it's not new territory but yeah it's been absolutely crazy and then you'll never guess
what phil some people in the government have relatives who make uh factory who have factories
that make cigarettes and tobacco that have been uh selling for a lot more money in the black market
so there's some sort of corruption to it as well well. Yeah, it sounds like a bit of a mess, really.
But surely it doesn't suit them to be forced into operating on the black market.
Surely if there's a corruption there between the alcohol and cigarette industries in South Africa,
they'd allow the sale of those items to continue.
in South Africa, they'd allow the sale of those items to continue.
Well, the idea is that if you're the only game in town and you're charging 10 times what you would for a packet,
then not only are you making 10 times as much money
from your existing customer base...
Oh, I see.
So the only cigarettes you can buy are South African-made ones?
Yes, or the ones that are made in this particular factory, yeah.
And you'll just make more money because of corruption and da-da-da.
And it's probably like, that's not the reason they did the ban,
but it's like powerful people subverting it.
Anyway, it's a whole mess.
And they've been going around, because they made drinking illegal,
because the lockdown is so harsh,
loads of people are breaking it,
especially by accident by just living in slums.
And so the army just come around
and beat the fuck out of everyone
and smash all their shops.
And yeah, not been very good.
It's all bad news everywhere, I'm afraid, listeners.
Yes, yes.
And I want to say the night is always darkest before the dawn but um
it's been a really long night
i've said this many times over the last few years again and again well you know
things can only get better and you realize oh no they can actually get worse
yeah when i said things could only get better,
I wasn't on fire.
It's only now that I'm on fire that I truly appreciate.
Yeah.
Well, we've got to end on an optimistic note, Phil,
so we can make some donation recommendations.
Just a couple.
Yes, yes. After much looking about, I've donated to the NAACP, some donation recommendations just a couple yes yes
after much looking about I've donated
to the NAACP
the NAACP
in America who
are an organisation that
further
the black American
cause in multiple ways and so I felt that
was a
that was a reliable
depository depository repository for for my for my donation so i would i would recommend them
yeah and uh in terms of stuff that's um within the uk the one that i've one that i've seen that's
good that i'm uh uh i've given some money to is the Runnymede Trust.
So the Runnymede Trust is like a sort of...
I don't know what you'd call it.
It's not quite like a think tank.
Basically, they publish papers and data and writing on race in the UK.
It's like intelligence on the topic of race in the UK.
Let me just look up how they describe themselves rather than me fucking riffing it.
Because I think people are...
Running Meat is the UK's leading independent race equality think tank.
There you go.
There you go.
And it is a registered charity.
And it's independent and funded by donations.
So there you go.
You can give them some money.
Give the NAACP
NAACP some money and then
maybe
you'll feel less bad about sitting in your house
far away
yes, I'm going to donate to them now
I think
it hasn't been the funniest podcast
but it's been
hopefully cathartic for you guys
certainly for us I think it has been
yes and um yeah it it it would have felt uh uh flippant not to have spoken about what's going on
um it would have felt strange to to doggedly focus on shit and piss
felt strange to to doggedly focus on shit and piss it it would not that that isn't still going on of course not that that isn't still going on but no we'd like i have a feeling we'll have more
opportunities to talk about in the future i don't think that's going away anytime soon we'd like to
reassure our regular listeners that shitting and pissing is still happening all over the world don't worry about that
alright stay safe out there guys
do some reading up on the issues
do some research and donate some money
thanks for listening guys bye
bye bye