Castle Super Beast - CSB 145: XENOVERSE GOT ROBBED
Episode Date: December 14, 2021Download for Mobile | Podcast Preview | Full Timestamps David Cage's Star Wars What Luke's Moveset Could Mean for Street Fighter 6 Happy Chaos: Shoot The Gun Tom Holland, Barely Shorter Than Avera...ge King You can watch us record the podcast live on twitch.tv/castlesuperbeast Go to http://manlybands.com/superbeast or use promo code superbeast to get 21% off. -- Go to http://hellofresh.com/superbeast14 and use code superbeast14 for up to 14 free meals and 3 free gifts. -- Go to http://calm.com/superbeast to get a 40% discount on a Calm premium subscription. The Game Awards 2021 Winners & New Games Roundup Someone's using Switch emulation to add Rollback to Switch fighting games
Transcript
Discussion (0)
Walmart
How are you doing everything working well I assume yeah yeah no things are things are good things are alright
Oh cool tree cool tree by the way for those of you at home listening with your ears instead of your eyes
Well, he has a nice tree behind him in this current shot. Thank you
It's about that time I
Guess it is
Uh
there's a lot of
stuff
in terms of just
Game awards roundup, so we should probably skedaddle
and get a get a move on with the the the list because I mean
Just in terms of raw like how many things were announced. I think it was like 58
So not that we're gonna talk about all of them, but there's there's a fuck ton of things
All right
So, I mean let's let's I guess let's get through the rest of it
Week-wise what's going on?
Finished FF 14 finished FF 14. Yeah, kind of like it's it's one of those things where you get to the end of the story
And it becomes a completely definitive end to a long long long long narrative
So like I don't know I guess the I
Don't want to compare it to
to the point where whoever was writing it felt the need to have at least three different instances of
The player probably going I don't know where we're gonna go from here. I
Literally don't know what the fuck we're gonna possibly do from here. I mean it's and I
Assuming it doesn't end on any kind of cliffhanger or something. Oh, no, it's it's it ends on what I would call an anti-cliffhanger
In that every cliff that could have hanged was tidied up loose ends wise
And they go just short of having a character look directly into the camera and say
What if you went here later though
What are you stupid there's all these parts of the world map you never saw
What about going to this play like like there are
two maybe three of those
Where just out loud like what are you gonna do next? I don't know. Maybe I'll go to this the new world
The part of the map that isn't on the map in the game, okay, so so
The the the they've pointed out
What's what where what to expect next?
That being said, I don't I don't envy the people having to write the follow-up to this because one it's excellent
It's the best one they made so far to it brings closure to like ten years of narrative hooks
and
Three like the next one's gonna have to be smaller scale like it literally has to
Because the scale on this one went higher than was to be expected
Considerably so it will have to go back down to
Like you know how we always talk about you don't always have to save the world mm-hmm
You really can't mm-hmm have a story that has some kind of global focus
Aside from that got a couple classes to cat. I like all the job changes except for Dark Knight
Games good small games excellent game games still excellent smaller stories allows more people to jump in at various
Intervals as opposed to the ten-year like oh you would you would know and you would still have to go through all of it
They're they're never gonna do
Like start here at level one and continue onwards
At a different continent or whatever. Oh, okay, so the new stuff
That's that Guild Wars did that because that was part of Guild Wars's business model. Okay, where you could only level up to level 50
But every time that expansion came out
It was a completely new area in which you were making a new character
So the hypothetical like sequel in the game talk is is not quite that because you do have is the continuing
Adventures of yeah, yeah, yeah, okay
cool cool
There's a I think I briefly mentioned a while back that they hid a lot of stuff even in the patch notes and
particularly the fifth and sixth zones
kudos on those in particular because they're not what I expected at all and
They're great and shame on one very specific type of player that I've encountered in
One of the later game zones you were given a outfit for purely visual purposes
That I am seeing people wear out in the public spaces
That they should not
It's rude and if you it's
Mm-hmm
What if you were walking around as Darth Vader with your mask off in Star Wars galaxies in the starter zone?
Yeah, yeah, like like stop it. Mm-hmm. Like don't do that
But they didn't they didn't stop you from being able to do that
No, they didn't
Admit it. It's one of those weird things where as time goes on
Like it's six months from now new players will just assume. Oh, I wonder when you get that outfit
but because it's right now in the
crux of the expansion
Anybody that's going through the expansion and doesn't have it yet will obviously know. Oh, you must get it
Soon I wonder that kind of thing. Yeah, and I wonder if you could implement a like
spoiler filter that
blocks, you know, not just like titles, but
Everything you haven't seen yet
There is
It's called staring at the ground
Yeah, but also if you block all the things you haven't seen yet
Then you're not gonna feel enticed to go get the cool things people have so that's kind of productive
It's not gonna have that sense of group and yeah a community or whatnot. Yeah, yeah games good cool
And I see that you're you're struggling to figure out where to go next
Yeah, that passed okay, I went back and thought about it and spoke with some people and then I oh
There's like three or four locations that they keep mentioning over and over and over that have literally not even been on a map
Like not mentioned once outside of the inside. Oh, no, no, no, no, I'm referring to literally what to oh stream wise
Yeah, I don't know what to stream. Oh, yeah, I'm fucking fool. I still don't know
I had that question on Saturday and I'm still like, I don't know man. I'll figure something out. Okay, I'll figure something out
as for
as for the second part of and Walker which is a
Learning how to get into the game
It's it's a little better and a little worse
They've successfully dealt with a lot of the issues that would kick you out of a 5,000 person queue
Which is nice
Which makes the queues last way longer
Because people aren't getting kicked out and you're not getting to step in front of the line because the person in front of you got kicked out
mm-hmm
so
Like there's three thousand people ahead of you before maybe six hundred of them would have dropped by connection issues and you
But yeah, I'm in here now that you're all just sitting there. You're gonna wait
It's like maybe
Five ten percent better than it was like in the first weekend
It's gonna be queued up for a while like for a long goddamn while
Okay
All right, well, I mean if that's about that then
You can tell people where to watch you figure out what to stream next yeah, I'll figure something out tomorrow. I'm streaming tomorrow
That would be twitch.tv slash Pat stairs at over at 7 p.m. Eastern
Don't know what it's gonna be straight up done on one of them some
Uh over it'll it'll be good though, right clearly you should definitely go
Contents under pressure
Um
Over on this side a couple things I guess um not much to to tag on to the end of it
but I finished arcane and I and I really liked it and
I
Think it it ends on a pretty interesting note
I think
They also
Yeah, they definitely set themselves up for you know more more story more seasons and such
Well, there's they only used five or six heroes in that goddamn thing. There's like
195 certainly, but also there's like there's like baton passes where like the
Villain the villains of this next season kind of waltz into the frame and say hey, we're here
Wrap up this shit so we can get on with it in a way, you know, and I'm like, I'm interested in that. That's cool
So
Yeah, no ends ends on a pretty cool note and pretty interesting note. I feel as well that further
The the
Last couple of the the further you go until you when you finish it adds a bit more to jinx that helps
But
Yeah, it just it's just this is gonna be one of those things where I'm like, all right, let's play a game of like get as
Far away from the products while being as into the lore
As as possible have to play League of Legends. Yeah, the important part
Everything that's called League of Legends is that you don't have to play League of Legends
They're even making a new League of Legends so that you don't have to play League of Legends
Yeah, no or I officially am like are you officially got me? I care about these characters and I and I couldn't
Desire any less to you know to dip the toe in not to say that you can you never say never
We live in a world where we hit a stream button and then pop put a game up
So, you know, you it's not to say you'll never see a woolly versus League stream or
Anything else for that matter. I played Runeterra the other day and project L is gonna happen
Oh, you'll know I'm telling you right now. You will never see a woolly versus League stream
You may see a woolly versus
Wild rift stream. Oh
This is the other one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, the new League of Legends for consoles and phones. Yeah
But
Arcane Arcane good. That's that's that's that's that
the
other thing of note is
interestingly
In terms of a a change of pace from from what was expected
Shin Megami Tensei 5
Like I've been saying I really like this game. It's a lot of fun and it's got a very cool thing
Very cool ideas going on
the
The third area that I have the third major map you get to gets really annoying
It's just a badly
built like labyrinth that is
like
Not good labyrinth, but bad labyrinth it kind of oh just like the good old Amala network
Um, I mean look, I don't think I can ever compare shit to that one strange journey
Area, oh man because this mean every strange journey area, but there's there's that one
That's just though fucking the wall. I don't think I can ever compare
to that but
It what the one of the issues that's that that happens in this third area with like
The sense of direction and everything is that the map lies to you at a
bunch of areas it
What it shows you physically on the on the map is not what what is representative of like what you're seeing in the world and
So that's great, and there are some areas where like a walkway or a pathway will show you like it'll show you like
Like a stretch of hallway for example, but half of that should be discolored to indicate you can't go further here
But it won't be nah, you know
Don't do it. Yeah, no dude SMT loves like it's funny because persona three and four got criticized for having this
Auto-generated like shit maps, right? They were they were randomized
But like some of the SMT maps when they decide to go hard on the on the fucking labyrinthine
Aspect are just like
Interminable so the thing with this one in particular that I'm describing is that it's not a grid
Right at the bare minimum the strange journey maps and some of the other stuff that I'm gonna talk about
Are like grid-based things or you just go like okay square square square and then left turn right turn in this area
It's it's a just you know, it's more apocalypse. It's more ruined
environment, you know city and desert and and and and
skyscrapers sticking out of the sand so
But more sand, huh? You know the third area. Is it just all sand? No, no, no, no, it gets more again
They they they change up the the
Apocalypse flavor a little bit, but it is still can it's more apocalypse certainly
But that but like the first two areas
You're pretty you're able to navigate pretty fine and the map is more or less helping you like get through
In a in an accurate way. There's one or two parts where like you'll see a ridge or a ledge that it's like
Hey, what's that and there's a secret little me man. You have to go collect
But
The third map just lies to you
You know, I don't like I don't know how else to say it and I'm trying to collect all the me man
But I can you know because I'm trying to get all the glory and and and upgrade all my stuff
Exactly what you're saying is that you have to collect all the memes man
Yeah, all the glory you have to get memes to get the glory. That's correct and
Sometimes they're out on really hard to find places ledges corners, etc. In some cases and there's also
Height and depth to worry about because like there's a change floor button that doesn't really apply when you're out with the outdoors
But like there's skyscrapers with like multiple levels to them that are
Anyway, so sometimes you got to go all the way to the bottom instead of at the top and that's fine. It's just exploration
It's not like just wandering about and making your way through things is okay
But but like I said, there are twists and turns where the map lies to you and there are also areas where like
It's all gray rock and if you stare at it from like pretty much
most angles
You see just gray rock and if you if you come at it from the right angle
You see that actually there's a little crack opening that you walk through that leads to more extra stuff, you know
So it was really like okay by the time I was wrapping up like the that third area
I was starting to get pretty like done with it
and it also like I
Mean well, there's there's there's there's a couple of the things with like enemy placement and stuff that like, you know gets a little
By the way, will I I just there's some breaking news. I'm gonna send it to you
On discord for for later. Okay, just seen it. Okay. Yeah, and
So so I feel as if like the first two areas were a lot stronger than the third one
and then you get to the fourth area and the fourth area is
Just
empty and
kind of lazy feeling and
Understand the whole like the the overwhelming because I've still only done the first but the overwhelming feeling of that was empty
But the emptiness that you're taught that you're feeling in that first area that desert spot
is
like
There's still enemies around and people floating around that you're gonna talk to and side quests
You're gonna pick up and things you're gonna start doing the fourth area looks really cool
and sounds really cool the art of that area is
Cool
But in terms of structure
It goes into a room square grid by grid format and it becomes like
Battles at that point become like like they're just traps for failing the platforming
You can actually run through the entire or most of it
At least the I've gotten maybe like fall four lay lines or six lay lines in yeah
I'm like six lay lines in to the fourth area and it's just like
a little maze of
platforming and it's like oh well
I hope that like this is you know, I hope we don't stay this way
Yeah, I'm to offer for those who are confused when I say fourth area. I'm talking about the castle
It's not great. It's it looks cool, but it's just not a great fun area to walk around in and all the
It almost feels like we drop being dropped into like a a floor of
mementos or a floor or rather no no a floor of
The fuck's wrong with me
God damn it P3
Tartarus Tartarus. Thank you. Oh
Man, that took me a bit as well. Geez. Yeah, it's been a long time because you're just you're moving in the it's your back
You're moving in these blocks these empty rooms
And then the rooms will just have a couple of stairs and you've got to go up this one jump across here and get pushed over there
And like the only enemies are just running tight circles around these little pillars
And it's like okay, you can run up to it and fight it if you want
But it's just a platforming thing and it's a not particularly great platforming thing. So
I
Hope you know just that that the game kind of I will see where it goes after this but
these last two spots have been a bit of a bummer
unfortunately and and
everything else that's happening is still fun and great and you know
Your your your demon shit and your side quests and all that is still a blast, you know
But just in terms of yeah the environments though
I feel like the I was really enjoying the first two and then when I got to the third one
I was like all this is awesome like moving around in it and then it just kind of was like
Okay, this got frustrating to find the corners and the little bits and nooks and crannies
That the map lies to you about and then you get dropped into one that switches it all up
I'm giving you some bland platforming, you know
so
Yeah, that's that's kind of where I'm at with that
You know, I got to say I should be farther in SMT-5 than I am but
The only problem I have with it is sadly the reason that I'm not playing it more often is like it's
Really sparse on narrative. Mm-hmm. It's it's like I I think I have
14 hours in and aside from the first
batch of cut see you know that stuff talk to people. I think I've talked to like
Linen sheet a the most of any character
It continues to be sparse on narrative and then it drops dumps on you so
You have the reason so the way that I was first talking about it when I picked it up and you get to that first
You get to the first boss and you fight
You get to the Tokyo Tower and like you there's just this cutscene of like oh shit lore, right?
Right. Yeah, that that I saw and then you get a whole lot of none of that. It's quiet for a while and
Then you get to another boss and then you get a bit more and then you get
like
You
Another drop in a similar manner that lasts for a while
It's pretty much an extended lore segment. I'll say and then back in and you're sparse again, you know
Yeah, it is pretty it is it is pretty light admittedly
I feel me. I kept thinking back to
SMT-4 that's what I'm think that's exactly what I was about to say. Yeah and in SMT-4 by the time that I had been
In at five right now. I was in Tokyo
After going through the forest section and the and all the stuff with the the the nights and I was going to towns and
Talking to people in town. Yes. Yes and going and
Being in a place. Yeah, I felt like I was in a Dark Souls level for the the whole of
Five that I had played absolutely now for the others I I
If this is more reminiscent of the previous titles then I guess that would make sense, but with four in mind
Yeah, though my memories of four involved a lot of talking to people and a lot of you know
Just world-setting building and such and in this case dude, it is more sparse
So I'm seeing people say that
SMT-4 and 4a are the weird ones. Okay interesting. They're the outliers and it makes me think
Very strongly because this is not the first time this happened to me in particular
Front mission is a very weird series
Because the only one to come out out here and like in it's you know
Regular time was front mission three front mission three is the weird one
Out of front mission. Okay. Okay, like the the party size the way skills work
The way the story functions like front mission three is the weird one
so when four came out here and
Was a lot more like one and two
People out here didn't really like it. Yeah, they wanted FM three and like I feel similar here
Or it's like oh, no the one that I really adore is the weird one
That's crap. Yeah
Because I'm thinking about it and
You know, I'm like I might be wrong on this but like the way it feels is it feels as if the characters that I'm
Closest to that I that like I've spoken to the most in five
The most really means
Four or five conversations
That's you know
This is a wild
Comparison to me having just finished and Walker this weekend where I had three moments where in the last stream
Where I'm like struggling not to ugly cry
Okay, as to like what I actually care about. Yeah for this kind of stuff. Yeah, and it's like I didn't I definitely
Didn't feel that level of emotional connection in SMT for but like I remember hanging out with people in town and describing that the
New tower went up and you had to go down to the tower and then you fought a boss there
And then you got into the argument and then you went into the the underground thing
We figured out where the red pills were happening. Yeah, and all this shit was happening all the time
So and I can say that like yeah the the you know, there's some awesome
NPCs I'd love to to
Find out more about and talk to you more about and I'm sure we'll get there
But as it stands right now, it's like yeah, you're about you have like maybe four maybe five in some cases like less than that
Conversations and you're like, okay. Well, I guess I guess we'll just find out more later
And I'm seeing a lot of
Echoing that this is pretty on par for what SMT does particularly nocturne and
Some of the older games and like yeah, I guess it's it's it's just what is to be expected
but um even if it's to be expected right like I
Think it would be better with with more
Characterization and more like discussion in some cases like I feel
Like it's not like necessarily like the quietness and the sparseness is
It can be atmospheric, but when you do meet with characters and have these big conversations
I feel as if like
It you know like you you do have these
moments of
Like plot dump that are happening and you are kind of idling and figuring things out and stuff's happening
So it's it's not like um, I don't know like a souls world where it's like, okay
It's quiet, but it's expected to be quiet and then you might meet one person on your way
And that all like feeds back into what's going on
I I guess that's that's this but it's it's it's it feels more like it's over on the Etrian Odyssey
Like purist side of things
Or it's like I want my dungeon. I want my gameplay and then I want my
Devil shenanigans for Fleveur. I guess right and I'm seeing I'm seeing whereas I'm
I'm thinking about you and me and like the way you took things from Raito
Right. Yeah, and the stuff you took away from Raito and the stuff that I took away from for it's like no
I want the Fleveur. Yeah, uh, I I enjoy I guess like to put it another way because I'm seeing a lot of push
Back on this and that's fine. I I understand that you know, if you're like, no, I love this and this is the way
It's supposed to be then that's valid. I'm just thinking that what little is said. I love it and
I would I would love more. I would love more if more were said
But it's not an issue that is making the game worse in any like I'm enjoying the game
It's really good
But when you do point out that it's sparse. I'm like, yeah, it continues to be sparse
It does not increase in in you know
How much it's breaking the
Ignoring the absolute childish passive aggressive defensiveness of people who are literally in our chat going then to go play persona instead
Like it's their girlfriend or their dad or something. I think I think like one of the things to that is like one
I think I will and
to is
Persona five is like as an example and four before it is the opposite problem
There's too much for
I'm constant whenever I'm playing SMT
Three or five. I'm constantly going. Oh, I wish I could talk to these people more often
I wish and when I'm playing persona four or five
I'm constantly going would you shut the fuck up
Kamashita's fucking Dungeon is
edless
It's like six hours before I could just run a goddamn regular dungeon
Can we not and I'm thinking about like SMT four and probably four apocalypse
Which I haven't played but I really should get to is probably the only one out of that company that actually splits the difference
Mm-hmm, and like I look back on for a lot more fondly than I think I do even p5 and
Definitely more than I like SMT five right now as as a as a fucking
You know as an uninitiated as far as like the majority of the franchise is concerned. I fucking loved for
And I think it was super good and I and I felt that like
By the end of it I had a really good feeling for
the
you know
For the the avatars of order chaos and neutrality, you know, I feel as if like
You and not to mention all the other people you meet in the world and such
Yeah, so but but in any case I mean what we're getting here though is a whole lot of just like
Demon hijinks, you know like let's go hang out with some demons and they have some demon problems that they need solving by going and killing some other
demons and
I'm always a big fan of demon problems. That's that stupid. Yeah, and they're they're they're take away once the problem is done is always
stupid
So like I'm thinking of the mermaids who are like oh my mermaid friends are gone nuts
Can you save my mermaid friends? Yeah, cleaning out the pool, and I'm like, okay cool pools cleaned out
They're like sick now. We can get back to luring sailors to their death. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'm like, oh cool
Thanks, excellent. There's a couple of them that are like there's a couple of things that are sprinkled into this one, too
Yeah, in the in the dialogue where
Literally the the words like means of production are used
and like terms that are the things that are like like
Making reference to like just state of political affairs and at one point like there's two you got like a fucking
a Dionysus who wants to
He wants to make the best wine
You know and and and share that with humanity and whatnot and then you've got a fucking black frost
Who's like nah, man? I want to sell that wine and make huge gains and big big capital
like
Yeah, you know and
And it's like black black frost has been like
extensively improved
Over time due to its like jovial
Localization
Taking on a completely wildly different context in time
Because he's supposed to be just a mascot character like a dwarf. Yeah, like he ho
But then from like I want to say nocturne onwards just finishing all his sentences with ho
has warped the dynamic of what that character feels like and
Depending on how you read it
Then again, this is the same frost that says if you think you're such hot shit then try and crush this rock in
SMt1
So it's it's kind of it's kind of hilarious just seeing the full sigma grind set applied
You know in one of these side missions and it was like yeah, okay. This is this is the content, you know
and or go chase around some some
Deities from other cultures and fuck them up
I can do that
So that that that that's always fun and and it's it's always
Rad when you have something where you're like well now that I get now especially now that I'm familiar with the arcana
Or it's just like oh fuck. Yo, it's churno bog. I've been waiting to see what you look like damn you look cool this time, you know
Um
You still got the tentacles in the head
Yeah, churno bogs rule you rule you get them the mushrooms and the not even looking at you just looking at his sword
Talking to you turned away from you. It's great
I like turn up hell. Yeah, so all of that continues to be awesome
and and and
Like your demon adventures are gonna are gonna be great
But there's but there's there's real-world problems and you know real human issues to deal with and
I guess we'll we'll find out where it goes, you know, but
Yeah, those maps though, whoo
They get they get a little has the performance
Well once the once it once you get to these areas I'm describing well, especially like the smaller ones
It's it's fine
When you're in a small contained area with walls and rooms
You don't have to worry about infinite fucking distance. Wow. Look
Look the vistas not killing it. Yeah, it's fine. It gets it actually gets fine
and
You know, I don't know. I'm starting to get my high-level spells and my high-level demons and it's just
It's cool and it feels good when you get
Just a like you start when you start hitting like all the dines and and the severe attacks, you know and
The stuff that you unlock for your for your Nabbo. He know now. Hope you know
your beanie ho ho are
Unique have that bimbo. There you go
The like you just have unique attacks that are so much cooler than the other unique attacks that like you're seeing
I mean every time you get a unique a unique essence
Put it on just to see the animation and then reload your save if you don't want the function of the attack. Yeah, I
Mean, holy shit, man, like save scumming is good for you
So like I started I was talking about our massa at first, but you get some rad shit way beyond that you get
Like I told I was talking about like yeah Sakanagi the claw uppercut
Later on you get like another
Maximum spider style like infinite slash type of thing
but instead of ending with like one final punch you kind of slide back into frame and like
Put your hands up in this insane kind of like pose that detonates the explosion
Oh, is it the is it the okay symbol like inverted? Yes. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you do that shit
I'm like, oh my god. That looks sick, you know
And what's the other one you get a you get a I think it's
something land like like
It's like not a promised land, but it's a it's a it's a darkness skill where
literally the
the
Protagonist just holds his hand out and like like a big dark heart appears in it
And then he just crushes it and it explodes and then that causes a massive
Fucking dark attack to happen on over whatever you're hitting it on prop profaned land profaned land. That's what it is
Yeah, you know, and it just it just is like these just these badass like
Shit that you'd see in your sentai's and your Kamen riders, you know what I mean like some fucking sick ass and with the camera poses as well
They're up there. There's so much cooler than the shit that your regular demons are doing
So there's something nice about they more or less just have their two animations their physical attack animation in their melee
They're they have unique ones too. Some of them are unique
You know some demons get like some special abilities that are oh, yeah, the ones that are specific to that demon only yes
And that's cool when you think about like, you know the the fact that of course you thinking of like for for example
I mean you're you're not seeing any of that that those those fans. Yeah, they're just text boxes
So the fact that you're doing cooler shit than your demons are like feels good though, you know, so
um
Yeah, that's that's that's that's pretty good
That's but yeah, that's it, you know, that's the update
Cleopatra Cleopatra's got some good shit
SMT-5 is continuing and then
Yeah over in fighting game corner
got to
mess around with happy chaos finally and
And happy chaos is a fucking interesting character design in guilty-gear strive
Who say design do you mean gameplay wise? Yes, literally design wise gameplay wise
he's he's he's kind of this wacky dude and
Lower implications are massive. So if you go watch that strive story mode, you'll you'll learn more about what's going on
Is he will?
Will
Yeah, will of the universal family. Yeah, sure not quite
Okay, she's she's she's still laparca-ing
No, she's not actually but she's still around laparca lady is is is who you're thinking of
I'm not thinking anybody. Oh, okay. I'm literally just asking
No, remember how we was is he the character named will we were to when we were talking about the
the cat the the story mode
videos the guilty-gear heaven or hell and
You're talking about how like you saw the one of the final bosses was just like wearing laparca makeup and doing rad sword fights
taking on the heroes I
Believe you when you say that I said that okay
Well is where I'm at right now fine fine that the knowledge might be gone
But anyway at some point guilty-gear information for the plot
Like this was probably when Isaka came out and I and I'm like should I learn about Leo Paulden?
No, and the answer was no. No, no, you shouldn't as soon as that happened and then guilty-gear 2 came out
guilty gear stuff goes into my head and I see like a sword and maybe a guitar and a dolphin
And then it comes out and goes
Yeah, um I can explain very easily who he is, but you know in case I don't in case anyone wants to watch that story mode
Then I won't
Or you know, I can spoil it with a with a war spoiler warning if you're concerned about that I
Don't care enough to even actually know all right, then I'll leave it alone. That's fine
But in terms of gameplay
He is
pretty
Interesting because his whole system is built around just do it. All right fine
I'm gonna spoil happy chaos is lore if you don't want to know anything about that. All right. Oh, okay. All right here
so happy chaos is
the original he's the that that man's teacher and
When in the intro it's pretty young in the intro to excerpt when you see like a hooded man that finds the
The the that finds the backyard and all that shit and then seals it away in the tome. He's that guy and
while he was there he found you know and
You know was like a much bigger problem and then he took half of her identity away
And so she you know, we know is half of her original self and then the half that he took away
Ended up getting
Forced into him and fused with him because the universal will robot he made fights back and then that result becomes happy chaos
Yeah, so he's that man's that man. He's the other man that other man. That's what he is
For those of you listening at home, I'm just kind of looking
Yeah, softly shaking my head. Yeah. Yeah, it's like
No, it's that man's I that man's teacher fused with
Eno's other half
Sure, I
Should have I should have known to quit when I was behind
When I was going through every part of the xx story mode and getting to the point where I was
Screaming at my television
What do you mean that man? Yeah, what is his name?
And what's even it infinitely more confusing is that when he's first introduced an excerpt
He's introduced as the other Jack. Oh and
She makes read she calls him the other Jack. Oh, and he goes. Oh, I didn't know that I guess I'll call me
I like that name whatever I'm still hung up on Raven being the other side of Axel
Which apparently is just a lie completely a lie
great
excellence
Easy to throw throw out that guilty gear that reload shit. You're thinking of throw it out
That ain't nothing
Okay
Yeah, so
anyway
happy chaos as a as a gameplay
thing is
Really interesting because
he is
He basically reference it's a gun he shoots a gun and
shooting the gun is
Instantaneous, it's one frame and it's one button. What's
Yes, no listen to what I'm saying. Okay. Why don't you just shoot the gun every day, you know that joke shoot the gun, right?
Yeah, that's I like that's what he is and
The way to shoot the gun, how do I shoot the gun is the question the answer is press the fucking heart slash button
Okay, so what you're saying, okay, let me follow you here. Yeah, hold on hold on
The character that was there from the beginning that was the most powerful mage in the world and was fused with half of Enos
identity soul whatever and is that man's teacher and behind all of it in the end
Is really good in gameplay because he has a pistol and the pistol shoots fast
Yes
Okay
Why not use all of the other things he has
For fun like oh all right for fun
Okay shoots the gun because shooting the gun is fun
That's that's it
So you press the button and he shoots the gun and it happens right away
That's your character now we have that on paper
What do we do for the rest of him?
everything else is about
either
Nerfing that ability or or buffing that ability or working around balancing
What it means to have a character who can shoot you from anywhere on the screen right away
A bullet system yes
Exactly, okay, so step one we go. All right. Let's introduce bullets
He has a number of bullets and when they're empty
He has to reload and the reload process takes a while
But you can reload partially to get one or two back quickly and you have enough time in
Certain situations where you knock them down or where you shoot them
How you pop them up in the air to get one or two quick reloads in play and then you have your gun ready to go again?
Second you have a concentration system where the targeting reticle starts wide and it whiffs and
When it locks in it gets
It gets more accurate
So if you just hit if you just shoot
Randomly you might hit but you might not so there's a lot of missing unless you use concentration
To like either you either increase that the you either let the reticle shrink
Or you do a special move that like locks you in place and gives you better aim. Do you talking about bloom?
Is that when they're targeting reticle increases and decreases yeah, yeah
So he has that
That doesn't that doesn't belong in a fighting game
That's just silly third when you pull the gun out put it see out put a silly mechanic like this into a fighting game
Yeah, Arxis and
If you're thinking it sounds like L felt the differences is L felt you would manually aim it with her promise you
I was not thinking that okay well
With him it automatically on my life that was not a thought in my mind well
So he so there's the reticle there's bloom and the reticle follows you as you move, but
it doesn't follow you as
aggressively as you know someone with
Targeting reticle on you would like it to follow you can move ahead of it. You can dash past it, right?
So then you use other things he has like and they like he can pop he can sniff some fucking drugs
Or he can throw okay, or he can throw a grenade at you that makes it so that it's easier to
Target you with that reticle and
Then I'm just thinking this is the second character. They've made in the modern era of like a
Laid back asshole villain who was kind of behind it all that fights with a gun
Guns cool I
Guess I
Ain't gonna hate the gun guns cool
And
He has fun interactions and cool shit like when he does a mirror match he fucking high fives himself and says hey nice jacket
You know
But yeah, so the whole system then over on this character gets built to be just we gave him an
Instantly shooting gun. How do you make that fair and then that's the rest of his kit is okay?
well when he pull what he's aiming he can't block and
When he's fair when he's aiming he can roll or do like a backwards dodge and create like a dummy
Things to get in the way he can run away from you and he can do whatever and you know that's all like and but like there's nothing else in
his abilities that is like
Not dedicated to just making that gun better
It just it made everything he does makes him shoot better. That's it
you know, so it is a one-track mind character with one goal and
He is really interesting and
Immediately a character that I'm like the IQ level required to play this good is beyond me
I will respect anyone who plays this, but I can't do it and
I read he's trying he's trying to do it, but dear God he needs
Gigantic brain levels of
What if what if you just went full full Anga you can't
You have nothing to help you Anga
You've got a bunch of okay normals
and then gun button and
Then you've got abilities and special moves that help the gun
You know
So when you're it was really rough to see I'm like, okay
What is the game plan supposed to be for someone who understands how to fucking?
Juggle all of this information because you've got the concentration bar and the bullets and then the reticle that you're paying attention to
And then everything else that the game does of course that you have to keep in mind
And I was watching that we watched them a high level a high level player like a just a Japanese player
That was really good with him that learned and figured it out and you're just mentally juggling it all that shit
I was doing with like Nago and the blood gauge like add three more layers to that
You know and if you can manage that you can just keep the opponent locked down with that gun and
make it a
Living hell if they approach you badly or if they don't know how to get past so it's now tow times a million
But you have to fucking it's it's higher IQ than now tow now tow is pretty advanced
Especially when you're setting up all the traps and you're dropping the the the the death counter
You know you're trying to get the instant kill with the hammer and shit like that
Because I don't know if you remember now tow also put down invisible traps. Oh, I remember. Yeah, so little baby testament exactly
So it's a lot of that but but in this case, it's like there's no there's no like rapid-firing
Constantly because then you're empty on bullets and now tow. I mean well
Yeah, there are similarities, but you're way more fucked in this case
I feel as as happy chaos because now tow still had a couple of like things she can do without
Without the gun whereas happy's kind of fucked without it, you know
Yeah, so, you know high fucking skill I gotta I gotta look at what the hell you're actually talking about what is
High skill requirement character
You'll you'll you'll see if you if you oh, I kind of just oh
When you pull the like made out of rope. It's like he's made out of a Roman cancel
Like I'm seeing the gun come out and then I'm seeing you know bread and butter into
Them trying to reset it to no gun though
And what's what's crazy and interesting about the gun is besides the fact that it like shoots right away and
Can hit you anywhere?
You can do it from anything
You can do it at any point after any normal that's the that's the strength of the gun
Yes, so you shoot that you sweep the guy and shoot him on the ground. No problem
You do a bow press a button punch gun punch gun punch is a combo
Kick gun kick gun kick is a combo
You know like as that's real as long as you've got the bullets in your your concentrations. All right
Gun will gun and then his super is
Big gun with more bullets hitting you a big gun
Yeah, he opens up a bunch of portals around you and then he shoots into all of them and then they just kind of do you know
Oh, that's nice. Yeah, so
so he's just really interesting and I fucking respect it, but dear god, I can't do it I
Just I don't have the ability I can I can tell
So, yeah, happy chaos is like I like that design philosophy. That's that's a fun one
and
Then yeah, I also tried out Luke in Street Fighter 5 and he's fun. He's he's a you know modified shodo
He's got you know that that that protag move set and
One thing that's about him. That's interesting is if we're talking about representing Street representing Street Fighter 6 is he introduces
There's a skill floor and a skill ceiling with him that are simultaneously low and high at the same time
So he has
Target combos like he has one. That's literally medium medium medium
medium
Right. Really? Yeah, but if you block it, it's super unsafe. So don't okay, you know
He has shit like that and he's also got
Like yeah, like light punch medium punch heavy punch like straight up just one two three
It's a combo. Have fun. You know simple basic beginner level things like that
But be really useful the kind of person that would like to play Luke
but at the same time he has a
series of these uppercuts and like charge attacks like I
Called it Abigail light earlier, but like that's that's really what it is
Like you do basically a reverse Hadoken with him and it ends up being like one of three to each punch
There's a different type of uppercut or wall bounce or you know slam and
The longer you hold it the better it gets
but
Partially charging
The button down is the same as getting a full charge
But you have to charge it's like you have to be very precise with how long you hold the button down
And that is a high-skill thing that fighting games have not generally really asked you to do especially Street Fighter at least
Is like having a perfect button release on on button charge timing, you know Abigail and Sagat
I think are like the only ones that really introduced some of that
Here so we might get some yeah, the usual is you know your boxer
It's like just hold it till you don't want to hold it no more
Exactly, and then the hardest combos are like time the next button press one frame after this one like one frame links like oh
Fuck it's now now now now now now
You know like it's stuff like that, but he introduces like really precise hold and release timing
That
You you are not seeing in Street Fighter usually other games
You know perhaps but here the skill ceiling on that gets interesting as well because
Each of these things is like, you know like Phelan has his Wrecker punches, right?
And yeah, you got your fault. Well, I'm talking to you, but I'm talking to others to describe the
Yeah, everybody knows that yes, so I'm saying what a Wrecker is and but like you do the threes the three sequins three punches in a row and
You know with him
You can do a series of them that combo into each other
But like all of the three the three strengths of the buttons are different effects
And then the charges add a different effect as well, and then his V skill
Modifies that another level again. So you and so you literally have like
one special that has 12 versions of itself and
Knowing how they combo into each other is a high level
Expertise to have you know
So he has a low skill ceiling for the entry level combos and a high skill ceiling for
Learning how to link one of these 12 versions of this special move into each other
It's it's quite interesting
so I
Can see that being a like a
Way that the same character
Doesn't have to just like Minot you look at Minot and you go that's awesome. I can't do that. I'm not even gonna try
Right. Yeah
This seems to be a like well
There's other stuff here if you don't necessarily think you can do that
You might be able to play her in a different way seems to be what they're going for with Luke
one of the most frustrating types of characters for me if I am gonna be playing a fighting game is
ones that have a skull floor and
a skill ceiling that are the same and
It's like can you do this?
Then you can play the character. Yeah
No, you cannot fuck off. Yeah. Yeah, Minot's a really good example. I
Don't I don't have I can't
Properly into it the way to move the ball around so I can't play her period just completely fucking garbage
I've never seen a bad Minot
Like when I've seen her it's in the hands of people who know what they're doing
You know if you if you enter that that like fucking
That road you're gonna go into the training room
You're gonna lab it and you're gonna figure out how to make her work
And then you're not gonna show the world your Minot until you know how to do that shit, you know
and
It's just it's just that that you know if you're saying it's I see it's not hard
It's like yeah, well some characters require a lot less than that. So
Um, I personally have not encountered like yeah, like a bad but not in the wild, you know
me either
but
Yeah, so but this is this is something that's good. I think in terms of like character design
I
See how Ed and Falk represented a test in what if we went with
Two button inputs and three button inputs for specials instead of it's all such a weird shit
Yeah, and they're trying stuff out with these characters
They're trying to see how people respond whether they like it or not and you know when you have a character that like Ed and Falk
Play like Rising Thunder characters
instead of Street Fighter characters
Yeah, I can see that because Rising Thunder and Project L your special moves are on one button and
For him and her all their moves are just yeah two punches two kicks. That's it, you know
So that changes like you know, of course like how fast you can react to things and a whole bunch of stuff
So but I feel as if they went like okay. What if we took the lower
Floor of like an Ed level
Input and also high level Minot and put them in the same character. So that's cool. I like that
He's fun. The idea would be to have a game made out of those types of a character. Yes. Yes, exactly because like
It's one of the the things that's always frustrating. It's like well, how do I get better at fighting games?
Yada yada yada where I'm not even gonna bother go into it, but like
There tends to be feeling at least when I'm picking up a game or when I used to is that it's like well
How do I get better or what's like well this character's got really simple execution if I want to get better
I need should probably work on my execution
So I might want to practice with the character that has a higher skill floor
to practice my execution
mm-hmm instead of just like
How much how far can I push this one? Obviously you if you're an expert you can take any character
Yes, a certain degree, but when you're a little baby
It's like you hit that you hit a skill ceiling of like stuff
I need to learn about the game mm-hmm that necessitates learning more characters. Yeah wide range of
Skill
being applicable to a given character is a good thing and
If this philosophy applies to the game at large then that's that's a good sign
so
Let's let's let's see what comes of it, you know, but but I was I was quite surprised with like
Like literally one button meet like one button combos and also
Here is the mental map of your nine RECA variations make them work now introduce a layer that
That jumps them up by one level which year which is your V trigger and now introduce another layer
Which lets you cancel one into another at once during a combo and kind of makes me think of Joe
Yeah, yeah, but what if bodega, you know, what if the board of his body his bodega punches had
Like three times the variations and right different levels of charge on them by holding the button down, you know
well, I mean I
Think it's listening you describe this. I think it's fantastic that like
Luke has all this weird
like
Has this what has a why system?
Subsystem rather than like it's obviously gonna have a certain level of depth
But also with is is more interesting off the bat to to dive into
And it's good that there's at least one thing that's interesting about the character sure and if you just want to do
Fireballs and uppercuts. He's got both of those so you can a fireball. Yeah
It's that it's that like is it like like the punch that flies out exactly
Yeah, yeah, so he can do those and he can do assure you and you can just sit there and do those all day and play you some street fighter too, you know
Yeah, so that's that's pretty much that you can of course tune in for more of
Dark souls and dope upon over on the willy versus channel. We've been dropping stuff recently
If you are down, you can check out the best of 13 sentinels just came out
two parts by the amazing civs our cast and I
Mean that's an insane game to to to summarize
But
Civ did an amazing job. So you can you can that just dropped recently on the channel as well as the birth of the stream
We played a couple birthday games. Those are gonna be coming out
Including
Get into kiting games by Remerai, which is out now. So, yeah, if you're gonna check that out as well
We also put the put up the the VGA's
so that's gonna be obviously the big topic of today, but the the YouTube video is out and
we have fought against the strikes and
Claims and whatnot to have a version of it that is is
Safely on YouTube. So yeah, check that out over on woolly versus on twitch and on YouTube
Okay
So quick word from our sponsors, let's do it
This week castle super beast is brought to you by manly bands
the
Company that is here to simplify the process of trying to figure out
What's your engagement ring is gonna look like or what to get because if you're too if you're having a whole lot of
Trouble and you're and you're struggling through the process of you know
picking out the right
wedding band
For your betrothed you might not have considered what you're gonna be wearing and what you're what's gonna fit
your style now
You might be a boring person like me and just wanted a simple gold band or you could be a much more interesting person than me and
Try out something a little cooler. Yeah, like the record producer the gold on the inside and
Ebony on the outside smooth kind of style
Over here that I thought was pretty dope
But there's also the craziest materials you can use including
meteorite
carbon fiber
Damascus steel wood antler and dinosaur bone
so yes, you can use
dinosaur bone for a ring or
Meteorite the thing that killed them these are all these are options
I
It's kind of insane to think that like
You can I don't know like I would you just would assume that you would get powers from putting on a ring made of meteorite
Like you just assume that that's gonna give you summon abilities
I wouldn't assume it
But I also would not not assume it in that I would not be overly surprised
That it was in fact the meteorite ring that gave me the powers if I if I put on a meteorite ring
and
like I
Was at one point. I'm gonna go up to the roof and just try and see if anything happens
I'm just gonna go up to the roof and hold my hand out and try to summon meteor
Just to see just to see you know, that's what we need Willie
You you thanks thanks for that you what you just want to know
You know and if you can then you can probably like make it stop so it would be fine
But anyway
Manly bands
Is where you can you can try to find your
Summoning ring or you know just something for your for your wedding and of course, it's really easy
All you got to do is you got a manly bands calm
Slash super beast if you don't know your size you can order a manly ring sizer. It includes 26 little plastic rings
they have half sizes
From 5 to 20 so you can just figure out right away like what's comfortable and then
If you want you can also customize rings from scratch picking the style material in lay sleeve engraving and finish
so besides the the multiple styles they've got to choose from you can also go your own route with that and
Yeah, they also got a free warranty 30-day exchange policy policy ships the rings worldwide
Free silicone band so whether it is your first or an upgrade go to manly bands comm slash super beast
Or use promo code super beast to get 21% off
That's 21% off at manly bands comm slash super beast or use promo code super beast
Thank You manly bands
Thanks, manly bands
Podcast is also sponsored this week by hello fresh
We're here to remind you about
the ability to
Feel good about what you eat and feel good about how you made it because
Hey, you put the stuff together
You that makes it better than other food. You did it your sense of accomplishment is
Is is is what you're tasting?
You know
Sure, you can go and try to pick out your own ingredients and figure out what you know
You think you're doing and and are you a chemist? No, you can't cook shut up
But here they've got special
specialists
chefs and
Nutritionists that are picking out high quality ingredients on a regular basis offering you
50 menu and market items to choose from every single week whatever your dietary choices whether that's vegetarian calorie smart gourmet
All the all the different
Available choices you've got to choose you've got available
They show up at your door within a week and you just get to it with the pre-measured ingredients
enjoying
What you did you don't have to think about the fact that
They helped you up, you know, you're standing on the shoulders of giants. Nah, just eat your tasty food and feel like yeah, I
hunted and gathered
me
It was me
That's important. That feeling is important. I I did it. I hunted this box outside my door
You know the wild box can sometimes be elusive
You might have to stock it for weeks at a time
But you managed to bring sometimes I have to bring it like up or down a flight of stairs
It's quite it's quite a task. Yeah, you know, but here we are
Thanks to hello fresh so go to hello fresh comm slash super beast 14 and use the code super beast 14 for up to 14
Free meals and three free gifts. That's hello fresh comm slash
Super beast one four and the code super beast one four for up to 14 free meals and three free gifts
That's America's number one meal kit. Thanks. Hello fresh
Thanks. Hello fresh
Hey, will he have a question for you. Yes, okay, it's really important. Okay
This week as well the podcast is sponsored by calm
and that's CALM calm as in calm down everybody
because
Getting your mind in the right place trying to get your sleep good is
Be tough man. It can be tough and I currently struggle. I currently struggle with the sleep
Like a tiny I'm sure a ton of people are in fact, you might be trying to sleep right now while you listen to this
But here's why I am well, here's the
Here's the problem. The problem is is that the sound of that shrieking laughter you just heard and my
Stuttery ass are not the most calming voices
You can listen to to fall asleep
I've heard people do it. I don't get it. I'm not this is not the voice of soothing sleep
I like the least relaxing audio thing I can think of is this but calm is
Out there with much better suited people and voices to help you fall asleep
It's the number one sleep app for the number one app for sleep and meditation and
Yeah, as mentioned, they've teamed up with LeBron James to help you activate the power of sleep
It's important to him too for the sleeping
so if you if you
If you get your your your sleep right you can wake up not feeling like shit
And I think that's a premium
That's worth something and
Com can help you by getting
You set up with a ton of you know nature scenarios
sounds of things that can help you
Meditate may help you doze off or sleep stories, which are basically like bedtime stories
For adults where you know, it's specifically designed to be kind of boring and help you doze off
It's it's proven
They figured it out. They figured out the exact bore factor. So
Check it out our listeners can
Join LeBron and using calm and get a 40% discount on a calm premium subscription at calm
Calm slash super beast. Let's make that a little more clear. C a l m calm
Dot excuse me slash super see a l m dot com
slash super beast
Unlock content help you focus
E stress and sleep better get started at calm calm slash super beast. Thanks calm. Thanks calm
Okay
Well, they I have a really important question
I'll try it's very important
How did Joseph learn to use the ripple if he wasn't related to Jonathan at all
Wait what?
How did Joseph Joestar in part two know how to do the ripple even though he wasn't related to Jonathan?
I'm I'm missing
But how
Remember they found that random baby and that was Joseph on the boat
No, that was that what that baby wasn't Joseph that baby was
Lisa Lisa. Yeah. All right, and Erina was pregnant with Joseph when she escaped from the boat
What
What?
There's been some dumb ass. What the fuck is that the whole the whole ad read some dumb ass is asking that question
Over and over and everyone is telling him dude. She was pregnant. It's like no. I just watched it
She stole a baby off the boat
How but that's get the ripple though Joseph is a generation later. There's a there's a fucking yeah, exactly
Yeah
Stop watching your TV shows so high guys pay attention did someone skip a part? No, someone's just an idiot
The answer is 36 cars on Mars there is thank you. All right. All right. Let's go. Let's get what's up with the news. Hey
Before we get to the game awards. You want to see the stupid news? I sent you a few minutes ago. I saw it
I saw this news. Yeah, it's good. I sure did
When nft games have started to move who should come along but Peter Mullen you from the Grave
But when you think about think about the fucking
the what the concentration
When you think about his like chipping away game
It makes perfect sense it
Completely makes perfect sense that Malin you himself would come along
What he's been called gala games is gonna put out a 100 million dollar
Blockchain gaming fund that will help fund play to earn games like Peter mom from Peter Malin who will write and more I
can't think of any
grander
Signifier of scammatude
Then the all-time visionary of broken promises and outright lies
Peter Malin who getting money to make it
What's in the cube a life-changing discovery?
Yeah, um also play to earn earn from who
Docks on Twitter right now making the excellent point
Okay, I'm gonna buy your video game. Are you going to pay me to play it with the money?
I just gave you
No
You're probably gonna use my PC as a crypto miner and then give me a dividend of that and then keep all the crypto because it's a scam
Or it's a secondary thing where there's a game currency and then there's a bit and there's a video game attached to it
But the video game itself is not important as much as is the currency's value in standing
So you just have an association that's kind of worthless to the actual
It just it gets me because it's like every now and then you see the true believer
They're like, haven't you always wanted to like play a game and and take that and turn that into funds and the answer is no
Yeah, one thinks that way unless they view economics as a form of religious ideal
Yeah, we're we're fully locked into NFT game phase right now and it's gonna take a while before
either it
it stays and
Everyone's just like oh or it goes and everyone's just like
Oh
but like, you know one way or the other word we're right in the middle of it and
I think I think this is gonna happen
It's because it's all happened. That's such a breakneck speed with all these big companies. So
Ubisoft is like doing their Ubisoft quartz thing where the first playable NFTs will be in ghost recon
Wild points or wild wild whatever the fuck that game is, right?
Did you see what they look like? No, but I saw that they called it quartz, which is hilarious because quartz is the fake
Gem
Valueless fake diamonds. It's really funny. Um, that's really funny
But it's it's like a fancy mask, right?
And it has a number on it and the number is different
depending on the NFT and they're only gonna put them out in limited use cases and
Part of the deal is that if the Ubisoft servers go down your NFT just evaporates like it literally just ceases to exist
Which has people asking wait
Why would I buy it from Ubisoft if they can just turn it off at any time and like yes?
That's the point, but my favorite part is that the Ubisoft quartz announcement
Let us know that all is not lost with the YouTube dislike button
Because one there's a
Extension you can get to just
Get it back. Oh interesting. Just just scrape the metadata. I didn't know that back and number two
the video announcing quartz got pulled down
Because it has like a 98% dislike ratio
So even even if most people can't see it
It still functions as a form of like social humiliation. That's pretty strong stupid stupid fucking events. That's pretty strong
Though I also good to feel that most people most humans are like you well the weird thing and the thing that I'm not I
honestly don't fully know or understand but like I
Alongside that ubi thing I saw something implying that like it isn't
Using it's it's a fake like crypto thing that it's like it's not using an actual actual NFTs
It's just their own system. Oh, which is oh it's a complete lie. It's a dress
It's a and and gussied up macro transaction, which is like if the entire act if the entire potential useful benefit of anything
Related to a blockchain is decentralization
When you pull out a fake version that is not in fact
Decentralized then you just you take away literally the only thing of potential value from the system
You know
Like objectively, I'm like, okay decentralization is something that I like but like you take the one thing away
And yeah, all right, so Maladu is back and I hope I
Hope that means that Maladu is also back
Now here's hoping because shout outs to Maladu one of the original
Amazing everyone within the sound of my voice
Don't buy anything that comes from this
Until it's been a long time and it's proven its value air quotes here big air quotes
Because even if this was just a new game announcement with none of that crypto shit
Hey, we're gonna have money for content creators like will write and fucking Maladu. I'm like it's still Peter
Malin here
Steal it
They're just gonna take it still Peter Malin and keep it to be fair remember Milo
Do you remember that so look to be fair?
He's been gone for a generation. So we're talking to a whole bunch of kids that literally have no idea who this guy is
Like he's Maladu
He's from the video game man who talks with with a nice British accent is very calm very pleasant
And he tells you things that you want to hear about in your video game that won't happen ever
Like
He is from a fucking pre
Uh
Like not even switch
Like pre ps3 era. Yeah. Yeah, so Milo was the connect thing
Anyway, um
So there's there's that and there's also one other
non
VGA
story
That I thought it would be interesting
To mention just because it it happened like fucking
A day or two ago and I tweeted about it, but
So in terms of the rollback discussion
Something that's been happening
Inside beyond the
Beyond the the situations where the community comes in and does like a blaze blue not blaze blue. Sorry
Uh multi blood or a street fighter 5
style
We made the rollback ourselves
And we when we put it in the game type of modification
Now we we also have emulator level rollback that that was something that we saw with the dreamcast for example
People have been playing dreamcast games with pretty decent
net play
For a while now marvel 2 cvs and stuff shit like that
Helping those communities get better matches going. Okay. So slippy does the same thing doing it for melee
It has rollback implemented into melee and thus everyone who's been playing and we and we had the creator on
Get into fighting games and we did a whole like thing on it and it feels impeccable
It is a literally seamless
experience playing melee with people on on slippy
The fans will do it themselves. It's in a narrative. We that's a bit established
well
someone using
yuzu
Has just cracked it and a credit is it's dshad
66 here who have retweeted has been working on a way to
Use a switch emulator to play smash
ultimate uh with rollback and
When they implemented it, uh, it is again, it's entirely emulator level as opposed to software level
and
They were doing some tests and they show and they had some footage
So then they wanted to like prove that like hey, this is actually happening at a uh, not at a software level
so they
started making modifications and they have footage of samurai showdown on switch running with rollback and
So what you're saying is that in order to play samurai showdown properly you need to emulate the switch pro work. This is
Um, but here's not there's not just that the implications are much larger
and and
What we saw is he shows off for first clip where they're running with zero zero rollback frames and uh,
Usually that you know, you'll see some hiccups as expected that he puts it up to two and then it's a seamless match
and
um
The implications are it's not just samurai showdown. It's literally anything on the switch library now each
individual game needs to have specific settings that work for
Uh that games needs right, but it could be done
and it seems like uh
D shad is interested
in doing this and if they create a series of settings that apply to
every fighting game ported to the switch
Then every fighting game ported to the switch can in theory have rollback on pc
And you can have decent matches
Which is ultimately what a community is not just snk that should be humiliated by this
It's everyone any game that needs it
That is on the switch could theoretically get it at this point
And so the announcement we're about to discuss which is persona for ultimax is coming back and it's ported to the switch
Holy fuck
I hope to god that they're going to also improve
The netcode and have rollback in it, but there's no mention of there's no mention of that code
They didn't mention it. It's but admittedly they didn't mention it right away for a couple of other things like um
Uh uh ko f they didn't mention netcode right away either, you know
um
And it we only got that that confirmation later, but we don't know
But either way
If this project is what it is then it seems that at the very least
There will be a way to do that. There will be a road
To having decent matches of ultimax
What I hate is the idea that you have to jump through these hoops and that you can't
Have something easy and simple to just recommend a new player pick up and just get into right
um
I gotta admit dude the the the rollback shenanigans that we've been dealing with for the entirety of the
Prior to an onset of kovid has me just kind of bitter to talk about almost any
In any context and I know and I and I know that it's like it's practically an exhausting topic
So that's why you know, I also don't want to keep lingering on this thing because it's it's it's the same thing every time
That's not quite what I mean. It's like
I I was sitting there in game warrants and they announced ultimax and I was like wow
woolly literally just said this just said it like three days ago
and
The the small bit of excitement that I felt turned to bitterness
And I was more bitter than I was excited overall
Okay, see I don't have that and there's one reason why is because
The march of the old games getting rollback has started
and
Like the ones where they go back and they hand it off to code mystics
Is one thing
But like with blaze blue with cross tag battle
with
um
Accent core
You know and I mean it's I know it gets often neglected, but uh fexel
you know, um
There are games that are updating to get a better netcode and to get rollback
So that is a sign of hope that is like, okay
Someone behind the scenes with these games pushed and got and made it happen
So the possibilities for old games to get these things is out there. We were we're starting to see it, you know
Um, and whatever it happens. It goes without saying, but the fucking steams by numbers are incredible
Like blaze blue was super active 3000 percent increase in getting in players after those announcements came out, you know
um
I I I totally understand that I just mean that there's a and this is obviously a personal perspective
But it's like I'm at this point where like I've been god one's the first game I played with rollback
Like it was back when we were in college. I forget what the fuck it was. It was like cayera or some shit
Oh ggpo. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well cayera was the previous netcode client, but ggpo came in
right like somewhere around then right and
Like it's been a frustration ever since then
and then
like
Over that period of time. I've now played and enjoyed
many
different genres
That don't have this problem or in fact, do you use net rollback netcode like your first person shooter the modern one?
and
like
Like I'm I'm just I'm like and
And
That wouldn't have killed my bitter that wouldn't have killed my bitter soul so strongly
If not for the one that I really care about the most
Is the deepest in the darkest pit of them all
with virtual fighter
and so like
I mean, I don't know if this is even appropriate for the podcast or like if it's anything to talk about
But like I'm looking at like every fighting game thing and like my initial emotion is oh great
Not the one I care about that sucks that feeling sucks or or
Um
Oh cool. I bet this one won't have it either cool time to keep not caring
My thing is absolutely
like
Celebrate the games that have it that do it that don't ignore it because as I phrased it in that tweet
It's it's an 11 year problem
And it's super annoying to watch people ignore it
Over the course of a decade while it's a clear answer
Is is just something you don't feel like fucking implementing for whatever reasons
But when you start to see it implemented, I'm like fuck. Yeah, that's awesome big up like let's play it. Let's let's
Rep it. Let's do whatever anything
That's you know, that's a weird point to make in the discussion in which we're talking about games that don't have it
Have to be jury rigged through an illegal emulator to play it properly
Yes, but and the ones that are starting to get it officially like
It's a process
But they still feel great and I'm I'm I'm super happy that they have them because what it does is it increases the availability
of you know
options for people to to get decent games and what we're seeing is people
are actively just going
Yeah, I'm gonna just pick this game up that I like I wasn't
Originally interested in it, but I can get good matches time to learn me some fucking
You know, uh, some blaze blue time to learn me some accent core or some kof 98 whatever like
It it it's
There the their audiences are growing because people are just like I just want to have good matches
And I'll I'll get into the game
You know, I'll almost like after the fact
Um
And you know in a lot of cases too like when I see like them's fighting herds and ki get extra attention because
They cared where other companies didn't I'm gonna fucking
I'm gonna underline that I'm gonna be like. Yeah, these games are great. They deserve that attention
You know
But the one that you love personally in the hands of the people the least willing to change
Fucking sucks. I hear that like, do you know what I do?
You know what every time I hear about fighting games now under any context like do you know what I want to play?
I want to play either
ultimax
Third strike or virtual fight or five final showdown and I don't want to have to spend
Like an afternoon
flipping fucking switches
And downloading fucking dot net frameworks to make it fucking go. Yeah, so so this is like so I'm just like I'm
I'm like this news with yuzu is great and has left me
Like miserable
Because it's so stupid. Yeah, it's so fucking stupid. Not the guy who made it. That's incredible
But the fact that it has to go to this lengths
Right to get like sit match
Even with this I still can't just go. Oh cool. Sit down hit it. Oh cool. Let's like still and this is one person
Who's interested in smash ultimate?
Having good matches online. That's his priority, right? So it doesn't imply
That like you're going to get
The game you want in the order you want developed in this way to get good matches going
It's whatever the people feel like working on and that someone that has the technical know how that is passionate about a given game
Can make it happen slippy
Works because melee was what?
He was interested in you know the game. I really want is like
It's not going to
Like have
Fucking roll back anything, but that's hill
Like someone somebody designs a ps3
Emulator version of that like it's not going to so so this is why so as I as I you know
I tweeted out about this and I noticed that like a lot of people were confused because they're just like
What am I looking at and it's like
How is this rollback and it's like well what you're looking at is
Someone using an emulator to have a better
connection with another person running the game on their computer
Then you would be able to have if you were actually using two
uh retail copies of the game
and
Um underneath that, you know, I go on to specify. I'm like, please
Make sure that the best version
Of an experience the best experience with your game is inside the game itself. Please
It just it would be so much easier
To get people interested to get people in and to not have these
Layers of obfuscation involved in in this case like literally running it through yuzu, right? Um, but
I was gonna point to the multi-blood community as a great example of like
When you're on your own and you're on your own you got to fend for yourself and your people
and
What the multi-blood community did prior to type lumina?
Uh just in case anyone uh didn't catch it was they basically took an arcade release of the game
Modified it to include a rollback netcode system that you play and then release that as community edition
Which um, you run separately entirely from the steam release of the official game
And then they basically were
Would have a link and it would basically be like, uh, please go buy multi-blood to support it on steam
To support french bread
And then download this copy of the game and never use the steam version ever
You know and um
They basically and then they ran all their tournaments and did everything
involving
uh actress again current code using their
Fan made rollback version of it
So this has existed right and the same thing I just described existed for dreamcast and the
And marvel 2 and dreamcast and cvs 2 and all those various fighting games there as well
So what we're looking at already has a prototype. It already has a thing that we've seen and if
P4 I we don't know they didn't say what persona is gonna have
right
But if they happen to not give a fuck and just release it with no rollback
There this makes it like there might be a way and uh, that's cool
I want
The existence of this
More than like I want it to give the players that want to play these games a way to play them
Like properly, but I equally want it to embarrass the companies that are refusing to do this themselves
Like like I'm rooting for these projects like for even levels
of of like
For these goals here the function of a good ass game
Getting good ass net play is equally as important as going. Fuck you for ignoring this. What what are you doing?
You know, um when I see blaze blue getting updated and shit like that
Uh, what I'm thinking is we don't know what projects are currently in the works
That they're looking at getting it going getting rollback for right now, right?
There could be a number of old games that they're considering
That it's like maybe up until now blaze. I don't know how long the blaze blue rollback project was in was happening
But you know, we never know what'll happen. We'll we never know what's coming. What's in the pipeline what they're looking at
So if they're currently working on it that would be great
It would be nice to hear so that we know and then people can fucking, you know
Not have to do these crazy fan rigged situations
But in the meantime the potential for what we just saw here is
It's pretty exciting
And it's another way of potentially showing to the company like look man
If you don't fucking do it, we will and we're gonna get good games and play these good games
You know
I don't think they are good games anymore. Like I'm at that point. Okay. Well
Like like the the the situation you describe as I like as I'm talking
I see you like the gears turning in your head
It is like fascinating and kudos to all the people who put that together
It's like
This is so stupid
It's the dumbest every every like you're not stupid. I'm not saying that you're you're you're like description of it is stupid
This whole thing
Is so stupid
I've I've been I've been playing fighting games on and off a lot less lately
Yeah, since I was like a little teenager or younger
And in the decades since it's literally always been a problem. Yeah always
Yeah in every context
Even down to I hope the guy at the arcade doesn't stab me
context
Right or or we get into a fight like I'm sitting here as you're describing it
Making sure to rotate my fucking character in 14 a game that is being crippled by server cues
And I would rather do that
All day for the chance to play it later tonight
because it's a game that just works like a normal game and comes out like a normal game
And connects to the internet like a normal game
And when they have these issues they go into detail about here's why we can't get the servers
Here's with the blah blah blah blah instead of just harata stupid fucking
Let's create AI from the future to fucking play against you in your house
nonsense
Yeah
Yep, like I see the persona for ultimax arena
Fucking announcement and they just go. Hi the port's coming and there's no mention of netcode
And I'm just ready to fucking throw something because I feel stupid
For having liked that game at all so I can be this disappointed now
Every single fucking thing that comes out about fighting games
Except for strives rollback and the blaze blue thing
Is a constant disappointment
Unless it is a jury-rigged
Fucking duct taped
Homebrew solution that I will spend a day trying to figure out play two matches and go that wasn't worth it
or
over the course of
Years we slowly get updates to old fighting games that eventually include more rollback
Oh, you mean like virtual fighter god, it's fucking internet update like the other
Like the other games that are not virtual fighter
Like that like the like the shit arc system s and oh you mean how the they updated the the rollback frames in tecan seven
Yeah, like the shit are that one like the ones dark systems and and and s and k are currently doing
so
It's fucking exhausting
I just I have no new level
of
disappointment
Really?
It's just it's at the it's at the base level. It's been out for the last 11 years
So every time something comes along that allows people that like a game to play it well
In a situation where we can't do locals as freely as we used to
that's a win
that's a win and
Like fuck you if you're not gonna update your game
But at least these companies at least these communities
Can fucking play at least something can happen, you know
um
The set like people that fucking love sam show like are just
It like every time they're wrong to love sam show. Yeah, so this is the insane like that's that's how like
Sam sure people have it the worst. Yeah, we have it. We have it brutal and
You're fucking insane for the you should have never loved it to begin with but that's but this is consistent with like
uh
Like
What was it like failing means you shouldn't have tried right like just like the whole process
is moot if it leads to
uh
enough frustration
Down the line then the whole thing shouldn't have happened
right
pay
I almost called you page
Uh, well, I have spent more times being frustrated by the issues with fighting games in the past 10 years
Yeah, then I have enjoyed them by a factor of maybe a thousand
Like
It's near all bad or whatever times
Like as time like I'm nearing the point in my life in which if this doesn't get real good real soon
Fighting games will have been a net loss to my total enjoyment in my life. That's insane
That's fucking crazy
But yeah, the the the fact that each company is handling it with different degrees of diligence and
And the fact that uh some
Are pretending that it's not even an issue at all
And are content to stick their heads in the sand
Is it's unbelievable
um
But in the meantime
Whenever
An announcement comes out that says kof 98 kof 2002 guilty gear accent core blaze blue cross tag battle
Uh, you know, they have it now. I'm like fucking thank you for getting your shit together
And in the meantime fans are gonna get their they're gonna push it on their own as well
But like people who actively play these games often and regularly as a community have an answer and like
That's good
That's good
I just had like a stabbing anxiety like
Premonition in my chest where it's like sf sf 6 gets announced and it looks nice
And they show off the netcode and it's the proper like a marvel infinite version of the netcode right where it
Properly works
And the fighters look cool and all that and every costume in the game is an nft
Uh
And just like
Just like
Yeah, like the moment of like. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No video games are a mistake
the whole thing throw them all out and and so
so
There is actually kind of a point to this that I found while I was making it
Is that this is if I'm obviously putting out a really cynical outlook
Which is great because we're about to talk about the vgas in which I could not believe
How accurate my cynical outlook ended up being when we were watching the vgas
Do you remember when jeff kealy?
Said that activision wouldn't be part of the event aside from maybe nominations. I clapped the fact
Despite the fact that activision
Yeah, there's a board uh member of activision. That's the president of the game award whose name sounds suspiciously
Like his name is robert cottage
Which is like which is which is like, oh cool. Are you in a mustache? What's going on?
and then uh
jeff kealy came out to announce a hotline
Because there's been a lot of trouble in the gaming industry this year
And this hotline is you should call it if you work in the gaming industry and you have been experiencing
toxicity and harassment from
online communities
Yeah, so that was around the part. Yeah, that was the part where we're just like hey, buddy. Are you gonna say a name?
You gonna got any got any names in mind? No got anything in mind anything you want to know?
and uh
And then immediately after that. I think they like uh, they showed off like a league or arcane thing like within seconds
Like or activision. I forget what it was. Yeah. It was one of the dick bag evil companies
And then later in the night, they had uh, uh, I started to go. Hey, do you guys notice that they're having these segments?
that are uh, check out
uh
Creators of minority background or there was diversity was a a drag
Drag streamers and whatnot and am like every single time they do this
The next company is going to be ea or activision. Oh, yeah, or riot. Oh, yeah
And down to like the 90 second marker on all of them on every single one. I'm like, oh, they're literally doing
Brownie point evil. Yep brownie point evil
If you'll excuse me, I need to check on my cat as it's horribly screaming
But I'll be able to hear you upstairs in my headphones. Okay
um, yeah, well that is a
uh
I mean that is a system that is borrowed from what we see in society at large
When company
Decides to uh, you know unveil their their brownie point, uh, based marketing and and
You know then continue to completely ignore
Um, I don't know attempts at unionization or whatever fucking ability to just not have a shit life working for a company
But hey, we're we're here to we care about this other issue though and as long as it buys us a little bit of uh
A good will
With anybody who's not paying too much attention, then yeah, why not?
Let's announce these things and sandwich them in with the bullshit
Totally that's that's that's the that's been the move outside of the games industry, you know
um
It just cracked me up. Just walk up to that cop and hand them a coke
You know, I the the one oh, that's my favorite. It's the best one the the one near the end
uh where we and page are watching it and
Uh, they're doing a like a spotlight on on like the drag twitch community, which I didn't know even was but that's cool
And page goes oh, this is interesting. I wonder why they're they're focusing on this and I go because they're gonna show a riot game
Oh, wow, okay
That's and and guess what and guess what damn
Yeah, like 65 seconds later
Hey, man showing off riot stuff. We all we had a moment over when we were watching we all clapped
I made sure to stand up. We get they got a standing ovation in this house
In this house we standing. Oh
Whenever a moment of bravery like that occurs
And it's like if if you're if you're like a person a jaded old fuck like me and you're able to see this
Do you know what that causes?
It causes this thing where they go. Hey, here's a spotlight of mentorship for young women creators
And my mind goes I wonder what bullshit i'm gonna see in the next five minutes
So like it's an instant downer for this thing that should be nice
I'm glad you brought up the the cynicism of this all of this because to be perfectly honest
I've talked about this a couple times. It is part of why I don't enjoy
The watch alongs because I just feel
A deep rooted like i'm rolling my eyes at the industry playing industry
And I just don't want that. I just kind of
I'm like look if there's a trailer i'll talk about specifically after I see it that'll be fine
But the level of bullshit that happens on the stage at every e3 at every award show this this that whatever
And especially when it goes down with stuff that is like not even on this topic
But just in general where it's like this is the thing I don't care about a genre
I'm not interested in this is a trailer that's like a lie
We don't know what this is like there's so all that garbage
It just there's such a cynical level that is like rotted in where i'm just like man
This doesn't feel good. Remember this doesn't feel healthy five being in this like years ago
mode
People started to get on Jeff Gershman from giant bomb because it was such a downer during these award shows
And I was like, why can't you be happy for anything?
Jeff I know you've been doing this for a while and now i'm there. Yeah now i'm like, oh, yeah
You can just instantly see every single thing for being complete bullshit
I mean and the whole time i'm sitting there just i'm literally just going just put one capcom logo on the screen
And i'll be happy the rest of the night
And the thing is each show that we watched going back like years now like it just I felt that rot
Creeping in worse and worse
I felt it. I felt it getting worse each time
You know whether it was like and there was always something is like, oh, are they gonna announce ff7 today? No, they're not
Oh, well, okay fucking
You know and just all these things and then the walking away would just like what was there a net positive to that?
I I guess if it's
Funny to watch the cynicism, but it feels horrible inside
There was at least one thing for people watching which I guess this is gonna be the first thing
It's like, oh, they're doing a star wars thing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, it's so oh cool. So oh god
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah that like will that hold the phone because because the thing is is that what i'm having now
Which is interesting because min's been around for all of this bullshit
And he's been paying attention to the industry as long as we have and you know, but he's just got like his specific interests and
Ultimately, he's not reading too hard into anything. So he's taking everything at face value and that and that's the way he enjoys himself
um
And reggie is just completely uninitiated and complete
like literally like
Gaps in entire video game everything like he's oh cool
He's not he's coming from a significantly more normie place
Then yeah page kind of has that because there were periods of of her life where she didn't play games
She's a lot less jaded than I am and then she'll say something
Oh, that looks cool. And then I'll say something to ruin it for her
Now the fact that we know
Like multiple studio names and what they're doing on a week to week basis is highly irregular
That's not what like the average person does not the average person does not follow the industry
this aggressively
um
Most people listening to this follow it way more aggressively than like people who are not listening to this for example, right?
But even then the cream of the crop, but even then
You people are following the genres and
companies you particularly care about
As opposed to the industry as a whole, right?
So what we all what we're doing is also like a
Fairly unusual, but so reggie has played games his whole life and he's got some particular interests
But you know has not followed this side of it that much even when he was in qa with us
It was like yeah, that's just a job
You know so him sitting down and watching trailers and all of this stuff and the magic of like the stage show
He just hasn't seen enough of them and doesn't necessarily know about the concept of a bullshot or the concept of
Uh, there's no gameplay in this trailer or you know the the the fake acting performance live
Like hey, we're gonna play a live match in front of you thing or all of that cringe shit exactly
He's just like I don't know what's going on, but this is wow
You know and it and it's it's uniquely hilarious to watch that purity and like that's the enjoyment
I can get is like
Him seeing a lot of that shit for the first time I suppose
Because I'm fucking dead inside with these shows it and it and I don't want to
Because I'm feeling dead inside with these shows
Like ruin what might be someone else's enjoyment
If they were just watching it and like oh, but that's the thing I care about. I'm happy about that
I don't want mine to just poison that
And I know it can you know I think I think probably the most
Like bordering on dystopic
part of that award ceremony
was
Us talking about how they're doing the the good than the evil thing
and
Page had a bit where like every trailer that came up was like blasting some fucking
Super copy written songs who's being careful by muting it
And in the middle of two of those comes
Riot advertising their fucking royalty free music package to you
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and and I'm sitting there just going like
I
Fuck just don't get copyright struck. Here you go. God god damn it. Yeah
Um, so so it but it it was legitimately again because of the factor I mentioned
It was fun to see like, you know the
The shock and the oh
When you know Senua's walking through the cave and he's like, oh my god, what's gonna happen next?
Like all right. All right. We can just we can enjoy this angle of it, you know, but
My cold black heart is as fucking
It's too much cynicism
In an already cynical age for me
Before we move on. Yes the actual announcements
I do have a legitimate public service announcement to make
If you work in the gaming industry or any industry at large that does not have union and the company
Puts up a hotline for you to report abuse or issues that you have with your co-workers
Don't use that
That's where they will
They will collate information on you and your friends
So that you can get broken up if you try and start a union in the future
Uh, they will know who to fire right off the bat. Let's take it one step further if they send out internal emails saying
Hey guys, it's up to you to choose whether or not to join a union, but you should come to one of our meetings
To talk about what the implications of this are
Even though we've never had one of these meetings before
Maybe consider not going, you know
And also if they mention that the implications of putting your name on a list where they can see it
And who knows what that means. We don't know what it means when your name is on a list
But we'll know it's on the list though. Anyway, come to this meeting
Maybe consider not going maybe maybe it's it's all your decision, but they might not have your best interest at heart, you know
anyway
Those things both of those things fucking happened within the same time the Activision Blizzard thing of like out of nowhere
Guys, did you know that your union is bad for you? It's true. And everyone's like, what is this even reference to?
Like we keep saying we're not starting a union and you keep saying
Oh, yeah, you would never want to start a union. That's evil and we're like
Like every single aspect I see of that is pushing people farther and farther to like maybe we should start a union
Okay, but you have to understand pat that the c-level the c-suite
execs that have been hired from outside that walk in
When it comes to uh, like uh-oh, so they're thinking about making a union and you look at the c-suite playbook
step one is burn the fucking building down
and kick them all like and run and
That's that's they're like, okay, but what if we didn't do that? Well, then now what?
And they have to go, uh, let's write an email that says maybe
Uh, I don't know like they're improvising because literally the move has always been
Shut the Walmart down
Burn the mcdonalds down don't even think for a second pick up and run give up give up on this entire city's
It is more more profit margin rather than have one union. It's it's infinitely more profitable to just not even chance it
You know
Shoot them in the back of the head out out in the in the pasture a couple years ago. It was going around
Uh on social media when all this class consciousness shit started happening in the states
I want to say it was american airlines had like flyers up in their like employee lounges
Was like think of how much money you could save on union dues. You could buy an xbox with that
I
Yeah
Uh-huh. Yeah, dude. I just
You're right. I would I would love to give up my fucking
collective bargaining rights
for
260 dollars a year
Yeah, so um
Keep uh keep keep that in mind, you know
Somebody in the chat asks a good question. Are there game companies that are unionized to my knowledge? There is one
And it's dice
Out in uh out in stock
It's out in one of them europe's
um
And as a result dice has usually been kind of immune to the slashing and burning ea does to all of its other
Development studios have you noticed?
Dice doesn't get fucked with dice doesn't get hit with mass layoffs
Uh, I would like to see if these messages for these special emergency meetings
Will start to include the mention of like we will have pie
We will have a raffle at the meeting
pizza, dude
We will have in fact
Never forget
Never forget the the the pitchfork pizza party
Where you fire half the people that show up and then wonder why everyone's terrified of going to have pizza with you
Yeah, we're gonna have pizza we're gonna have raffles
We're gonna talk about what unionization means and the threat of it
We're gonna have live performances by kid rock and the weekend. Come hang out
Come hang out
Um
I want to see the escalation of these meetings, but anyways, look we've we've we've we've got some vga's
All right. Give me a game announcement. Um, all right. Well one
Uh, cronin has been announced in ko f and it is just evaced head swapped
K9 not k4 9
And fucking attempt number three is the third time
Let's just try it for the third time
Because copyrights are a problem. We really like akira
specific
Specifically tetsuo. We love tetsuo
We probably loved him a bit too much and we went a little bit too far
So we can never acknowledge how much we love tetsuo. Let's try again. Okay. Who approved this unknown guy? Wasn't me
Eh
No, we're not going that road. Okay. What do we do?
Rebuild him again for the third time
Different name different heads same outfit same specials same everything else
Jesus christ
Like I thought that it was because I came in late and I thought that it was like
Oh k4 9 is back and he grew longer hair and shades and he just looks different now
Okay, interesting
And not even no
you know
I mean, I don't know like can't you just like
basically
He's still an original character in terms of like the name
and the voice actor is tetsuo's voice actor, but
Just get him as far get him far enough from the copyright problems that you
Don't just don't include them and make it the same guy. I don't know
It feels weird that they have to make a third character again
Because they're afraid of whatever might happen, but
like
As a single
You know serving character with a name that is not tetsuo same voice actor
But it's still a different role and he's got very reminiscent things. I'm like, I don't think
They're gonna get sued by fucking akira over the I don't know. I don't know
I don't think they are either
It's like
I mean like it's it's just so silly like there's tons of characters that have Kamen Rider references
But then Mei Lee comes along and is literally just a camp like they're not even pretending
You know, and you're like, yeah
It'll probably be fine guys. You I don't think you have to worry about that, but anyway, they showed that off
um
They showed off Texas chainsaw massacre
Hey everybody, guess what? Leatherface is leaving Dead by Daylight this year word
That's me saying that that's not official. Okay, but like seriously like look at it
We're competing
Fuck you time to withdraw that license. That's why that's why jason never got to be in Dead by Daylight. He had Friday the 13th
Yeah, but like didn't you also say that they had their own original leatherface style?
Replacements, yeah, but it's but it's a different not the same gameplay style. Yeah
interesting like I
I would be astonished
if uh
Leatherface stayed in Dead by Daylight with a different
Leatherface game out there
Have characters gotten removed from fortnight?
Oh, uh, yes, you mean the ability to get them or the ability like have they just been straight up removed straight up removed entirely
They take it out entirely license revoked. I don't think so
because
I'm wondering if there are other games that are like have big guests that have had like a rotating door
Where they just yank the the license out after a while Travis Scott got well
Yeah, fine
But I don't think that was a copy. I don't think that was a copyright issue either
Yeah
I'm thinking about like
We're I think about what you're describing, which is now we're making our own game. Stop using our character
I'm wondering if that's ever happened, you know
Not to my knowledge. All right fortnight's too big. I mean spider-man's in it right now. Spider-man isn't it?
Did you see what uh
What short king
Tom Holland had to say
About his relationships. Have you paid attention to the hollywood gossips?
Yeah
Anyway, no, there's a whole thing about what that is the height and him and
Zendaya and it's he's like three inches shorter than she is. Yeah, it's fucking who cares. It's just never shit ever
Also, it's also hold on
Hold on
How tall is tom holland?
How how tall is he he's 173. Okay, what is that in inches?
That's uh 68 inches
Literally, who cares was that five four?
Right
Five four ish
60 that's five eight
He's not even short
I'm five two out here
Yeah short king what the fuck he's a giant
He happens to be standing next to somebody who happens to be taller. So now we got to talk about it
What's the average fucking height for men like five nine? Yes, five eight with the fucking people talking
Yeah
I'm sure I ever tell you guys about the coward who like
Was totally
He got to go date like one of the tallest hottest girls in our school in high in grade 10 or 11
But then right uh broke up because he he felt emasculated because she was too much taller than him
And like we just fucking ripped him apart for the rest of it because holy shit. You coward
It wasn't high school. Yeah
So what like what's that like I know I'm you know what in fact I do remember telling the story
I guess I just took the opportunity to tell it again
Fuck you coward
Like I I'll never understand like every woman I've ever been in my life with in my life to any degree has always been taller than me
Because of course they are i'm five two. Yeah, right and that that feeling of emasculation goes right away the instant
They're annoying you and you just reach over pick them up lift them up and start walking
And they start going
And you put them down
And you're like, huh?
Yeah, and you're like, oh right
How much of a fucking pussy do you have to be emasculated by somebody who who can't do anything but whine at you
So it was one of the few times that uh, literally the into our entire grade
universally
What you're a fucking coward you suck
What a what an asshole
Um, and he and he got what he deserved
See no the real reason to not date a person that's way taller than you is that kissing becomes awkward if they're way
taller than you but like
They like but the heat in they see initiated and they started having a relationship
And then he went no, you know what? I can't do this
My manhood is attacked too regularly and I feel too bad about it and then pulled out
What was what was the height difference?
It was more than two
Like it was not like it was not like like the five eights and dyes situation. No, no, no, no, no, no, um, um inches
Um, okay, but like I don't I I couldn't but it was whatever like it could have probably like you
Paige page went out for an errand earlier today. She put her fucking shoes on
She got her big shoes
Right and I went to kiss her and she thought it would be funny to just stand straight and I couldn't
I couldn't that wouldn't get up there
Well, she had a point that is and I was like and I was like you motherfucker. That's pretty funny
And then she was like ha ha ha and then she smooched me
And I was like
See that's good
That's good. That right that's solid for me to go. Oh, that's a good bit. I guess that's oh, jeez
That's a that's a great bit my self-esteem
That's a really good bit
But now exactly for the and that's yeah, so, you know, oh, no
I'm I'm slightly shorter than one person try being shorter than all humans including most children
You absolute pussies. So nobody cared get over it. Nobody cared about this dude's height until after that happened
Oh, yeah, then then you're cursed forever, right?
Then you're fucking super cursed like after that time you encounter anybody this evening
A little bit taller than them. Hey, they're a little taller than you. Huh? Does that make you feel bad?
Does make you feel like a tiny little man, you know, maybe boy you little baby the self-fulfilling prophecy
Like no one gave a shit until
That happened and now it's the only thing anyone's thinking about
I mean shit. You know who you know who chicks are crazy about like crazy about
the dicklage
Yeah
They're crazy about that small man
He's cool. He's got he's much shorter than assuredly almost anyone listening to this. He's got charisma
Um, it's also really handsome. Yes
Like most of the people listening to this are probably also not as handsome as peter dicklage chisel jaw
Um, but anyway, uh
You got you got homeworld three
Coming out out of the room when they announced that and I was bummed out because that's one of the coolest things
They announced the whole night. Yeah, I I'm like when was homeworld two fucking 10 15 20 years ago
like
insane insane resurrection of this franchise
Um, which I don't remember there being any word homeworld two 2003. Yeah, okay 18 years ago. Yeah, absolute relic
Uh coming out 2022
Um tell tales the expanse
Uh, first of all, when did tell tale resurrect?
Uh, the over the past year they've kind of existed. I was not paying attention. I must have missed it
They didn't go full bankrupt
Hmm. Well, I mean they did but they kept like the name and all that stuff
Well, all the employees that fucking had to had to leave then, you know went and uh joined the other studio to help finish off
Uh, walking dead. So there's a there's a really bizarre thing where they said like featuring staff that worked on
The walking dead series, which is like six games. That's not clear
um sky about thrones and um
And the batman thing which I remember you saying the batman thing was good. Yeah
Yeah, the batman one fell on the good side of the of the tell tale games. It did
Um, so yeah, they got that drop in chivalry two gallant court house gallant court
Uh, yeah, chivalry two is pretty fun showing off some new stuff
A monster hunter rise sunbreak
Nothing
Really big new about that one. It's also monster hunter expansion, right? Like, you know, you get no
I mean that that was announced like six months ago. Okay
Like then they didn't there wasn't really much
Shown off in the new trailer
Uh thirsty suitors
which
Uh, it seemed like it had some fighting in it and some rhythm. I don't know what to make of that
It looks like uh, it looks like
Like a like an alternate scott pilgrim
A little bit of that energy. Yeah, okay. Uh, I kind of know what you mean
Uh, have a nice death which I could have sworn was just death jr. Coming back
And then it wasn't it was
uh
Death jr. Style character in a hollow knight style game
Um
But yeah, it was just a little cute grim reaper doing doing, you know, hollow knighting type stuff
Um
Couple other things but uh, of course ultamax
uh, which
I mean fucking
like
Ultamax or p5 arena would have been
um
Probably equally exciting news, but
like
Because we know ultamax is good
Like there's no worry
Exit. Yeah, but that's that's a good one. Um, and
uh
March 17th is pretty soon. So that's pretty fucking that's good too
Uh ps4 switch and steam
Yay yay at the freedom
To fucking go back and god, I just you know, like I said, there's just some games or in some characters that you're just like
I I miss playing this character in my bones and akahiko is specifically akahiko is the one I think about the most
I think about playing him more than any other character in any other fighting game in terms of just the fun of the sway
And tornado system like god for for me. It's it's kanji and culprit. They're like my favorite
Or one of my favorite of those archetypes culprit is my favorite. I don't know what archetype he fulfills
But he's definitely my favorite of that forever. I love playing that character. Uh an arksis
tie-in fighting game with like with an art with an ip
Had no right being this good
Compared to some of the other tie-ins they've made like it's yeah, well, they've done pretty well so fun since then
Oh, yeah
But I mean to say like like even going back to um uh fist of the north star like the tie-in games are great
But this is like not just a great tie-in game
It's one of my favorite fighting games ever made. You know, like I can't stop thinking about it. Um
So here we are it's back
uh
We got to look at senua sage
hellblade 2
And I am
Like I said give ninja theory it's flowers when it deserves them
Um hellblade is fucking good
You know that that trailer was pretty bland though. She's yeah, she hunts the big man
But I like I believe like they've already convinced me on the based on the first one that like you know the narrative
They know what they're doing the combat feels good like it's it's it's solid experience solid experience like I've
I trust that they're gonna continue like this thing doing more of what they did and I'm down for that
um
Ninja theory on other things
Who knows but yeah, you know
Yeah, no, I I didn't mind the fighting in senua sacrifice. I I I've said that before and I'm gonna I like I thought it was simple
But it served the function in the game fine, you know, like otherwise you're sacrifice
Yeah, you're like otherwise you're just walking through the scenery and looking at things
So when you're not walking and looking at things you're getting this this little you know fighting system that like I enjoyed the playing
um
And and it also was one where like yeah, you don't unlock moves you just get you have them all from the start
You just have to get used to that system. I I like that. I thought it was all right, you know
um
Anyway
Yes
Star Wars
Eclipse
Felt like getting hit in the gut. I mean so the thing is too that's that that uh
is interesting here is that
This is um one of the one of the first
non-book
um
Star Wars properties taking place in the high republic era
And the high republic was what they introduced as the new
um the new era that they're going to be like focusing on in terms of a bunch of the fiction
And there's a lot of there's a lot of curiosity to see what that's going to look like because
I heard that like, you know, there's some interesting ideas being
Uh used in the new um the the new relief the new novels that have come out and stuff
and the whole idea behind the high republic is
this is
long enough in the past that
The uh not just the um the republic itself is at its height
But the jedi council is also at its height and they're not a bunch of fucking stuck-up assholes
Um sitting there in their tower staring at the child telling him not to love his mother
Uh, they're actually a little bit more
Flexible and realistic in their approach to things
So it might create some characters that are just not insufferable asshole jedi
So maybe um that idea of that that era sounds interesting if it's played with in the right way
I think um the most interesting thing about this game by far is going to be when we go through it
What the effect of this being a disney slash star wars property and having to
Abide by the terms and conditions therein is going to affect it because unlike almost anything I would ever say this about
Having a disney producer man
Standing over the shoulders of the dudes and ladies at quantic dream and going no, you're not putting that in the game
No, you're not gonna do that. Well, that's that's the question isn't it right?
It can only be for the better the cutting room floor will be very interesting because make no mistake
Despite the fact that I literally lost the air in my lungs when that logo popped up
It was vacuumed out of the room
This will be quantic dream's best game as each success each subsequent game has been
Right each one's got each one has gotten better and better
And each one has had less cage involved because if I remember that interview from long ago
The the co-creator of quantic dream said we are containing him with more writers
Right they're they're bringing in more pillowing around him. So um
Perhaps maybe
The twlech rape escape
Level will get cut before david has a chance to put it in the game
Or at very least maybe it won't be an entire chapter of the game
Maybe it'll just be like mentioned
Offhand maybe
You know maybe
But after all it can't not be there in any way shape or form because
The female characters in his game exist to be whores after all
Yes, and also to be fair. That's also why twlechs exist in star wars. Well
like straight up like
Well, the and the answer alien race of people invented to be strippers. Yeah, what else can we do?
Right and the answer based on the characters we've seen is a whole lot of things. What else can david cage do?
We'll see we'll see
Um
Hey come to think of it
Star Wars is a really good fit for quantic dream considering their dislike of gay people
Star Wars would be a great setting to not have to worry about that ever again. Wow
You can just cut that that one second right out
Yeah region lock it have fun
um
I'm I'm I'm I'm my my it just it just it just like blasted me
in the face with the irony
Of cage wanting to make a game all about emotions, but not for women or the gays
Those groups love to have emotions. You're criticizing his art. You're gonna make him cry and run out of the courtroom
Stop it
He's just asking questions. How dare you?
Now while you're at it press x to kneel and r1 to zip unzip the zipper
On the dude's pants
Um
Wait does that like I'm like journeying through it's like does this mean
Like the entire reason his games are so emotional is because he's writing them explicitly for
Emotionally distant straight men who are not gonna deal with emotions in their day-to-day life otherwise like
Like is that the explicit intention? He's writing them for himself pat
Oh, okay. Yeah, that is the intention. Oh, yeah. All right. I did it. I did it. I got there
So it was fun explaining to um to reji the um
The part where it's like, okay, how do we summarize this because you know, min was like, yeah, I don't know
I played it. I had he's like when I saw the robots at the back of the bus. I didn't think of anything
I just thought robots at the back of the bus
I was like, okay
He's like, and he's like also I killed cara immediately in my story. So who knows
And I was like wow
That's a different game
Listen, if you haven't played uh, detroit, uh, there there's a lot of value actually in detroit
Like it's it's better than we expected
I cannot think of a single game that has a better piece of advice in it than kill cara immediately
And have just connor and marcus segments incredible. It is
Like I like that's crazy bumps the game like two points. It's crazy. Yeah, I don't know if he's not
I don't know if he intentionally did it or not
But that's the his that's the version of the game he played. So I'm like, holy fuck, dude
um
But the what I I got the pleasure of explaining I was like, okay
How do we
Because you know, he's he's heard he's been around red
He's been around the net long enough now that he's seeing all the yoma crown jokes and stuff
But I'm like, how do I
explain
You know in a short form what what this experience is like and I basically was like, hey
you know, um
And I told him the story of the the the front menu girl the main menu robot
Yeah, you know, and I'm like, I think that's the best way to summarize it is
Let's not make any judgments or any statements about anything real world or whatever
But let's have a character who sits here and literally quotes mlk at you
And also is here to ask for her freedom
Which you can choose to give her and then when the fan said hey, we miss her give her back
He went, okay, you can put her back in
You can enslave her again
I forget the gentleman's name, but it was like right after came out
There was a
Black streamer who was streaming it and was sitting on the main you sitting on the tile screen
Just chatting about the game
And he's leaning back and then she just starts with the like this
The the tone was like weirdly condescending from the robot
Like have you ever heard of martin luther king jr. He said and the dudes just starts to sink
Yes, his eyes go slack and he's and he's just like I come on. It's not
condescending in the traditional sense. It's condescending in the
HR corporate meeting sense
Yeah
The hr lady has called everyone into the cafeteria and once we've all settled in
She walks up to one of the
Black employees and begins and says have you heard of martin luther king?
And then starts looking around the rest of the company. That's the specific tone. She's using
On the title screen. So anyway, um
Yeah, that that was the david cage experience in a nutshell
I cannot wait to see how much cage leaks through and how much doesn't
Uh
It's it's like a reverse kojima game
Yeah, you're gonna sniff out every every single part of it that is cage like or kojima like
But the answer is we want more kojima. We want less cage like
Like for for zangief. Come here with me. Come here
Uh with kojima and desk stranding
It was the first time he was able to just completely go absolutely nuts maximum budget with all the stupid ideas
And there are some problems with desk stranding, but I still think about desk stranding all the time
Because it's just so
Interesting and weird yeah interesting. Yeah, and there's so many parts that work really well
And like what was fucking hilarious is while I was still recovering from zangief. Come here
The psychic damage of the uh fucking quantic dream logo
I was just and talking to to the guys about what this all means
Um, it was in the middle of I think near
Getting uh
An award for them for its music
So the timing couldn't be any more fucking apt to be like oh by the way
Check out this uh this fake tweet between david cage and yoko taro about what it means to be human
You know
Just to cap everything off so
Uh, yeah, let's let's let's see where this goes
um
And I really like hey idiot. No you woolly
Come here
I imagine that this is going to be
Like a scenario decided by the disney star wars cabal
And that there will be a you know a series of
Places and things and planets that like are key that are you know, you can't fuck with
But the but the characters and the way they act
Is going to be up in the air in the most quantic dream fashion
Um, and they're basically just gonna you know, they're gonna they're gonna do what detroit did but
Stick in stick into twilex and the humans and the
and the
You know the jetties the jetties the good old jetties. Yeah the jetties
Uh lost ark was shown off
Uh, I don't know
Amazon games. I don't even remember
Uh, you know, it's amazon games. Just just keep just keep moving wonder woman's getting a game from monolith
Um cool nothing to show just reveal of the game
Uh, and then hey, how about that alan wake too?
I'm very i'm very disappointed that sam lake didn't do the face
um
Shame on you sam lake for not doing the face in a public appearance, but this is a pop-off, right?
weren't you guys all this was
This is very good, but also extremely
Expected if you finished the control dlc
okay
The end of the control dlc was like hey, dude
We're totally making alan wake too right now. Well. Yeah, I think I remember we talked about like the the alan wake cinematic universe
Uh at at some point there. Yeah
um
But yeah, cool alan wakes a great game with a great story that I've been eager to see expanded
Like
Good hooray. Do you think there's space for it to like for alan wake itself to link back to control?
Or would it be going easy? Yeah, okay, because one feels like a large level
Story and the other's like a small one
The the thing that is occurring like so in control
You deal with these I forget the name objects of power these oops these scp objects, right?
They're they're literally called oops. It's great. They can yeah, they can cause various shenanigans
And you find out about tons of them throughout the case of the control
Uh, but the thing that you are dealing with in alan wake is
so
big a problem that it is
Bigger than all everything inside the bureau of control. I see gotcha. Okay, cool
Yeah, yeah
Um, I can't I can't remember quite exactly
But there is like somewhat of the implication that alan writes the bureau of control into existence
Oh, okay
I feel I remember thinking that but I don't know if that's supported by anything
Okay, but that's just a thought that I had when I was going through that dlc
Um, then we got
Neckle neckles we got neckles
I don't like that
He doesn't check all like that
Do I look like I need your power
Hey, interest Alba said knuckles wasn't going to be hot too late
He lied
Yeah, man
It was like
Sonic the Hedgehog was a fun movie and now they're making two and I'm like, yeah, all right
Let's see it. I get a post-credits scene with the three the three furries at the olive garden
Is that where they're gonna be in that's totally where they're gonna be
They're gonna show knuckles the infinite breadsticks
Is that what they're called?
Infinite bottomless is a bottomless breadsticks, what are they?
Endless endless I don't think I don't think any
Menu item at a restaurant would be called the infinite bread
non-stop infinite breadsticks
Um
Yeah, yeah, sonic's doing its thing
And then unfortunately we had to get
Uh uncomfortably close to Jim Carrey in one of his
Close like he does a couple of those I'm standing
I don't know what the comfortable distance is to do a cell phone video thing
And I just it just he did it again and it's like all right
It was wild watching him do this ad lib thing with a scottish accent that like no one got or understood or liked
But he couldn't be stopped or cut off because he's Jim Carrey
But he's not just any Jim Carrey. He's post man on the moon Jim Carrey, which is the weird one
That's the one he never came back after Andy Kaufman. He never came back
That's when he started fucking just like doing the weird videos making the weird
Who's he I think he's talking to Lindsay Lohan or something and there are some we're just talking to like just being creepy
and
I don't know some something about vax anti vax or I don't know but
It's like all right, man
just
Put the put the put the mustache on
It'll be it'll be okay
It'll be okay
Um
Yeah, sonic 2 is coming. I hope they actually credit miles prower as miles prower
That'd be oh, they will that'd be nice
Um, no, obviously it's gonna also did you see that in japan? It's just called sonic versus knuckles
Oh, that's now that's confusing
Is it sonic and knuckles or is it sonic 2?
Yeah, are we going to oil ocean or mushroom hill? Well, it can't be sonic 2 because knuckles is in it
But knuckles can be in sonic 2, but he if you already have you already have knuckles
If you lock on pack then you lock on pack, but if you don't lock on pack is 30 years old
Like god damn it. It's so yeah, the japanese thing is just straight up, you know
Um sonic versus knuckles with knuckles
That's great. I love that. Yeah, why not
Now the question is is are we going to see or get introduced?
to
Other of the sonic universe characters
and or
Will there be a brand new one?
That is unique to this universe. I don't think they'll make any brand new
Uh, I mean they made that bird from the beginning of sonic's backstory the owl or whatever it was
They did
But uh, I think if you're gonna do tails and knuckles, they're probably gonna
They're probably gonna limit it to that
I could see there being like, you know knuckles parents, you know and and
Sure, but those aren't like really defined characters. Also knuckles parents is the chaos emerald
Well, not if you're going with your archie comics and the and the weird knuckles with the beard that
Genetically altered his son to have big spike knuckles
Yeah, I don't think that's what we're going to be going with. Well, you don't know
I I that I don't know
But
I don't think that's gonna happen
Uh horizon two forbidden west new trailer
cool
ff7 remake integrate pc dropping
Literally like two three days from now
This week yeah on epic for like big money. Yep
Also, apparently the system specs are really low
cool
That hopefully means that it's very scalable. That's interesting
Uh
Yep square does not fucks with
steam
Oh, well, uh destiny to the witch queen
Yep
Boo
Oh, I think
There was probably my page helped me by accident
With the greatest encapsulation
Of my distaste for destiny yet
in which
Destiny 2 trailer is happening
And she's like, oh, I thought you love destiny and I'm like, nope
And she's like, oh, isn't that the one with the big spoiler 100 hours in I'm like, no, that's warframe
The the spoiler for destiny 100 hours in is the destiny sucks
But you only find that out about 100 hours in
And
You know what I think I'm gonna do
On the day that destiny wraps up completely and utterly
I think I'm just gonna go watch a youtube video
Highlighting all the third person special abilities
And then I will be done with destiny
Hey, that's a really good use of your time. That's a much better use. Yeah guys
On the day that destiny 2
ends forever
Let me know
And I will go and watch a video of all the school third person abilities
And then I'll say that I I did it. I was there
I I'm just thinking like let's say I played destiny 2
Like finishes up or you know
Whatever and then they move on to a different game, but say we're still gonna support destiny 2
I really really wonder like what of that game will be left at that point
That they didn't cut out or throw away
Right like you'll be like here's destiny 2 complete edition and it comes out
And it's like one sixth of the content that was ever released for that game because fit five sixth of it
Was deleted to make room
A concept that no other game does
Hey man, I bought a copy of that thing. I gave it a shot
I tried a copy of destiny 2 you own
has
No overlap with the destiny 2 right now
I think out there the campaign. Yeah gone. Jesus Christ every every zone, but one
gone
What a fucking weird
Is the is is the edf not edf is the is the the european zone still there or did they get rid of that too?
The idea of just these live service games where the experience can completely be different
Or it's like hey, you should go play this. I think it's good
Currently at the moment
Don't wait too long
Just a heads up the best game that I think I've ever played in my life
I beat this last week, which was a game that I've been playing on and off since august of 2013
That still has every single thing in it that ever came out for it with the sole exception of your
Of diadem which sucked and everyone wanted it gone. You could do anything. You could even do that shitty old chimera fight from fucking
winter 2013 wild
That fight sucks
But you could do it if you wanted
Slitterhead world premiere by bokeh game studio
Uh, so the creative director is uh former silent hill
dude, um
Didn't specify
Uh
Exactly what it's going to be like horror multiplayer maybe but uh what I thought was really interesting about that was the setting of kao
Like the massive apartment structure
hyper dense area
Is what a perfect idea for a place to take a horror story
Because those when you see those areas where it's like there are a hundred thousand people that live in this one apartment block
It is one of the most densely populated places on earth. And when you walk inside, it's like entering another fucking dimension
Um, yeah, what an interesting setting for that
Yeah, I gotta say those slitterhead don't like the title
Don't like to say no no not a fan of saying that like it it sounds. Yeah, like
Racist slur. It's pretty vulgar sounding
Yeah, it's it's like legitimately close in in vocalization in english to existing anti-korean slurs
Yeah, like I don't like it. So what are people gonna call it sh?
Oh my god
It is sh
Yep, that's hilarious. I didn't even catch that
Wow
Huh, I mean everyone when that silent hill credit popped up on the trailer start
Everyone shut the fuck up because like oh was this was this
You know, um, and then you know a couple seconds and you're like, oh, it's a new thing
sh, huh, huh?
Yeah, that's funny
Well, we shall see. Um, I mean for what it's worth the monsters are
Like people with heads that like
Slit open
Yeah, somebody somebody liked parasite is what I'm getting
The anime and slash manga
Parasite
You ever seen it? Uh, yes
I haven't seen it, but I know what you're talking about. I went to the one of the exhibitions in
Japan at the time
But uh, for a second I was like, I thought you're talking about the movie and I was like, uh, what?
Thank you. Hey, could you excuse me? I think he's got to go out. Okay
So can we take a quick break and I also got a pee as well. That's fine quick break b.r.p
All right, where were we
Don't know lol
Slitterhead you
Oh, right. Yes
How uncomfortable it is. Yeah sh man
Feels intentional. Okay. Uh, a couple other things. What did we see? We saw
nightingale
Hair stuck in my thing
Gollum
Who has cute gollum has cute eyes now
That looked really bad. That was so weird. It looked not good. He had cute eyes
It was very
Yeah, that looked quite poor
Uh summerville
Was uh, I don't remember what that was post apocalyptic 2.5 d
Um
Nope, I got nothing I got literally nothing
Okay, well
Uh, it looked like it was from the people that made inside but it wasn't
Right there it is
Flat flat shading got it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm like I it's it's not
The from them, but it I'm it looks it looks like it could be cool
Um cuphead dlc island
Oh, that's nice now with playable miss chalice
The only thing that I could think of uh
Was like first of all fuck. Yeah cuphead second of all this looks great third of all cool little dance number
I like the I like the the the pun the only thing that I'm like. Oh, I hope it's not like four levels
Yeah, hopefully hopefully but I mean if the name of it is dlc island
Which sounds like it's going to be an island of cuphead, which means maybe four level
You know, maybe
But considering how fucking high quality, you know, like that that game is man
Like the fact that they went back and did anything like I'm just like Jesus
How are you not just making cuphead 2 you had time to go back and do this like
I hope the team has expanded at the very least because it was it was two brothers and like one of their wives
I think was studio mdh studio mdh r was literally like yeah
Two brothers and like one other and that was it and I would I would hope that they got more now
Um, that looks cool
and then
We saw that finally after all this time
sega has finally hired that man
Sonic unreal frontiers
Showed off bananas, isn't it sonic in an open world you could tell
It's so funny because I was you can describe
like
The what type of game it's going to be based on the flavor of the first 10 seconds of a trailer like that
You see sonic you see a shot of him looking out over a vast world
And then you see a bunch of environment open locations being the focus of what we want to show you
And you're like yeah, okay, right
Unreal engine sonic we're full. We're making it
Breath of the wild whatever you whatever you want to call it. We're going this way breath of the sonic
Sonic of the wild smells like chili dogs
Chili dugs with the all right good enough hedgehog paste
Um
Yeah
And uh, yeah, they they have hired that man and they're and this is gonna be the game
So, uh, we'll we'll fucking see I suppose
You know, I guess it all just comes down to like
How does it feel to run around?
Will it feel good?
um
I this could be good
I am cautiously optimistic for a sonic game just because of the change in in type
But I have to say I am shocked because I would have put money down that they were going to make a
sonic game where he looks like movie sonic
Old movie sonic or new movie new movie sonic
The new movie sonic looks like sonic
But specifically that furriest fuzzy aesthetic, you know
Like I thought they were going to go for a tie-in
Um at some point, but I guess they are they're putting out a new sonic game. That's the tie
Yeah, but it's but the tie-in is that sonic's in it
But the sonic in this game is just modern sonic, you know, yeah, it's not movie sonic. So yeah
We'll see we'll see
How it feels to run around and hopefully not empty unreal realistic low locations
You know and and and uh realistic lighting
And maybe maybe that'll be maybe it'll be a fun game
But it's also the problem sonic has is a kind of unique one because it's not just competing against every other sonic game that's come out
Uh, which you know, there's a lot of ones that it's not hard to beat
But it has to compete against all the fan games that you see at sages that look incredible
There's amazing trailers for like five different unique visions of a 3d sonic game
And like they're a lot of them are very different from each other and feeling
But they're interesting projects, you know, there's a bunch. I've seen it's been around for a long time
and there's a lot of
there's definitely
Been a lot of work done on how would you make a good sonic from a lot of people that aren't just sonic developers
It's it's tough
Um, so yeah, that's that's dropping next year as well
sonic team
and such
um, there's that little
like
Kojima and del Toro segment
Which I guess it was just a trailer for
His new movie
There's a weird stab in that sequence
At us
Like yeah, i'm roll del Toro. Why do you stab at thee?
Which is like
Him being like, oh man. I sure love silent hill. I wish they made another one of those
Yeah
Yeah
Like what why why you do this? I think totoro san is just um
He's just speaking his feelings man
You know, he's just saying look
This is how I feel. I like to this thing. I still don't get it. Anyway
You know, I feel like uh
Like it that's basically he's he's been introduced to the games industry as a striker for hideo
Yeah, you know, so if hideo's too nice to say something
Guillermo can come in and say the real shit
Anyway
Kojima's movie buddy
I'm movies at you. I promise. You know what he should have said his guys. I promise
I'll restrain him just enough on these movies
I'll pull him back just enough
Be the spielberg to his his uh lucas
Please
Otherwise we're getting sandy
Um, yeah, anyway moving along we got uh chia, which was uh breath of the child
If you if you recall there's a
Right, okay. Yeah, got it child teleporting around turning into it's a little shape-shifting animals and stuff
Um, yeah down. It looks all right
Uh suicide squad killed the justice league
Um, it's a lot better than I thought it was going to
I guess I just I I super
Just mistook what this game was because I thought it was the latest in the arkham series except you're controlling
The you know the suicide squad very much thought that and I turned out that's not the case
And a lot of people were very upset at me for thinking that um, and I hope those people can chill out
but
Uh, I yeah, it turns out it looks like it
It's probably just rocksteady doing something different
Um, then we saw forespoken
with uh
You know agnes philosophy
but
But not but not
Um, oh where the main character has a pronounced hip hop tea walk
Yeah, sorry hip hoppy walk perhaps is the new
Mm-hmm. She's hot
Yeah, she's a very attractive lady. That's honestly the the thing that I remember the most about the game right now was like
Jesus christ
Fuck
Like oh, yeah, there's a game happening too. That's true right
um
stuff
and things and teleports
Space marine 2
I'm very happy to see space marine 2
I saw a lot of people space marine is one is very underrated
I saw a lot of people, um
Posting I lived bitch with with oh 100 percent space marine man
That's cool always down for a discussion about what you would do with more organs
And and uh
Dedicate my life to the emperor
No, would you read the codex a startis?
No, man. Okay
Fucking adeptus ridiculous is is there for you for that
If you want to hear stupid boar hammer shit, you can check out shy and and bricky and dk's podcast adeptus ridiculous
I was on it once it's good
Um
Yeah
I I
So is this like I'm looking back at myself
Is this hold on a second this is sequel to um the recent space marine game that came out right or not recent but the one from
Like two three generations ago, right? Yeah, not it was literally just called space marine. Yeah. Okay. All right
Not the one from like fucking the sega saturn era
No, you're thinking of firewalker or some shit. No playstation one. Uh, hold on. What am I thinking of?
So you're thinking of the three. Oh, do you mean the older one?
Thank you, how you doing you sound zoomy
Looking at space hulk
Oh, dude, that shit sucks vengeance of the blood angels
Yeah, that's just crap
That's that's what I was thinking of
All right, never mind
Warhammer games are like usually goddamn awful except for the couple that are excellent
Uh, it's just how it goes would one of those games be perhaps a vermin tide
Yes
So we got to see we got to see
some of that as well
The only problem I have with vermin tide is not fair to vermin tide because vermin tide's great
The problem I have with vermin tide is get out of my face wears dark tide
Which is the same game
that they're making
Just happens to be in the 40k universe instead of the regular warhammer universe
Oh, they're making
This like a just a 40k version. Yeah vermin tide three is
Just vermin tide in 40k called dark tide. Oh interesting. Okay
um
Yeah, stash. We got a little bit of that
um
And not only that but the other rat game not to be left behind a plaketail two
Shut up. Plaketail two was really interesting
And I felt really strongly and really happy that they showed a lot of the boats that the rats used to travel to america
So crashed upon the rocks as rats are notoriously poor sailors due to their fear of the water and their inability to swim
Wonderful
I only played uh the first couple hours of that game. I mean, um, I only got a it's great
Yeah, I only got a brief feeling for what was going down in it
but
If they showed a trailer off where
protagonist girl
Returned with a full rat bone armor
Ready to just like go full on a doom guy on the rats. I would I would not have been surprised
I will I will mention that there are there stuff in that game that is closer to what you are talking about
Then you would have expected. Well, then there you go. Yes
Like the idea of like the rat hive mind already. It's like that's not
That's not just a bunch of animals scurrying about
There is no there is a thing
There, yeah
Um, it's much closer to a stand than it is to rats fucking sick
Uh
To what was that self uh saint's rose self made. I guess I missed that one. I must not have been paying attention
That game looks like shit. Hmm. Didn't even notice the trailer that game looks like trash
Uh, there was a hey dune space wars
Dune is finally becoming a real-time strategy game again a forex game if it was a good real-time strategy game
That'd be nuts makes perfect sense
A spice wars spice wars dune invented it
Now dune can come back again
Makes people don't know dune too is the first rts game
Fuck you website you typoed and you wrote space wars and now I sound stupid
Don't worry about it. Okay
Um, yeah, that's a world that makes perfect sense for for for that type of thing. It's cool
Uh, what do we get among us vr? It's among us in vr
Got the tiny tina
Da da da da da
Um skipping some stuff
Metal hellsinger was fucking weird because I saw that and I'm like, why do you look like you have the exact same premise and
HUD
As bullets per second
The rhythm fps that came out last year
What I I wasn't paying that close attention
During that part. I thought it was dlc for no bpm
No, it is not metal hellsinger is its own game
For what right furthermore
Um
There is another game called gun jam
Which was announced at the exact same time as bpm
That is a rhythm shooter
So they all look the same now gunjam and and bpm
Are uh look a bit more distinct, but they they have
The same announcement date
If of may 2020 and then one month later in june
Metal hellsinger was announced
And I don't know what that means, but come the fuck on if that's coincidence
Is this like a thing where they were guys that knew each other and they had a band and they broke up the band
But then they all had the same idea and they're like, well, we all had that idea as a band and we can't let them come out first
I I feel like something like that had to happen
Because if this was just fucking parallel thinking and it was radio invented in two places at the same time
Much less three places at the same time
um
The the fact that even the HUD looks similar in metal hell in metal um
Hellsinger is like
There's got to be a backstory here that we don't know about
three different rhythm based gun games
um
Shooter a rhythm based fps is two of uh and and now this was a weird coincidence. Yeah, and this one's tied in
you know, um
And it's coming later, but there's got to be a story. There's got to be
Uh, we got the rocket league mobile game seems like a
Fucking slam dunk. Obviously. I'm surprised they didn't do it sooner
Uh star trek resurgence
Star Trek games are bad
They're just always they're forever
So far
I think the best one is like voyager elite force, which is just like a quake rip off
um
This looks like it
Could maybe be okay
Well, here's a question. What's the ideal genre for star trek? Would it be ftl adventure game adventure game?
Just normal adventure game dead. Yeah walking dead style adventure game. Okay dialogue walk about
Talk to people decision about weird alien stuff x will remember that
Yep, a hundred percent. Yeah, okay
um
I mean, I feel like uh
there's an opportunity to
stare at a map of space
and
choose how to implement
prime directive
based
Decisions into your missions and yadda. Yeah, but instead it's just gonna be like do you have sex with the green lady or the blue lady the green lady?
Yeah
Uh, yeah, yeah, great. Hey
I mean, that's that's literally just fucking asari, but uh
Uh, anyway, there's also a green asari. Yeah, I know that's that's why I said that. Yeah
um
And then we saw the debut trailer of rumble verse
Which was pretty funny because uh people were pointing out and I completely forgot
I completely created that game on the podcast completely forgot about
um
Battle rumble battle royal rumble
Yeah, yeah, which we invented on the podcast crazy
Um, so I saw the trailer and I was like, oh, uh, what's this art style?
I don't know. It's what is this and then you see well you saw the iron galaxy logo and then you see the epic
It's like, okay, and it's like, okay. It seems to be a
Battle royale, but it's got the the fighting
And yeah, sure enough. This is the new game. This is what uh,
Keats and such have been working on and uh
There was Dave Lang stole our idea straight up. No, I'm not gonna I'm not putting that out there
Uh, but I will say that like the idea of a melee
Battle royale thing is I'd rather fight than shoot the gun. I like that. I told I I would like to try it
so, um
There was a quick beta that happened on friday and uh, I I wasn't streaming friday. So unfortunately, I was not able to
Uh, to jump in on that on that window. Gianni told me it's good
not, um, I also heard from, um,
Uh, best of bond mr. Hold back to block
Uh, that he's been really enjoying it and I watched some footage of various other fgc friends playing each other
Um, kizzy jumped in justin wong jumped in and they were all just playing matches
And yeah, it looks like people are having a lot of fun with it. Uh, there was one point where
Esteban like was playing like the grappler and like grabbed somebody and expd the spd them
From the top of a skyscraper all the way down to the street
That's pretty cool, man. Yeah
And then there's like a battle aura
Circle that forms around the people you're dueling with and you're trying to knock them out of it and stuff. So, um
Yeah, I mean it honestly looks like they've got something pretty fun on their hands
I'm gonna want to test it out and see
and
I just with that initial art style reveal was like a bit of a like
Okay, what are we looking at here? Is this uh,
You know, almost like what was what was I thinking of there's like a there's like a ubi soft game that recently got announced that
Like oh, I'm sure there is there's a million ubi soft games getting announced and canceled every second
There was one that just had a bunch of people just running around doing stuff and we're just like oh god like
Something about the the the the introduction just didn't
Didn't it didn't sit well. Um, and I was just while I was like, yeah, what are we getting here? But I'm happy to
uh report that uh people that have played rubble versus are saying good things and um, hey like fucking
Good good job on Keats. If this is a if this blows up, uh
I'm down to see what
The fighting royal the battle the battle royal rubble
Yeah, screw it up. What did let's see how that actually applies in real life
uh and and and um
Looks like they got they got they got a budget this time, right?
I wonder how skull and bones and young good nevel two are doing
I just
I just
Want I just want I just want to
It's not both of those games are for you and they'll never come out
There you go you take your virtual fighter damage
I'll take my beyond good and evil damage
I
Don't even finish the first game
No
Well, no wonder you care so much about it. That keeps ending sucks ass
I like I like that setting and it and it and it really is one of these infinitely ridiculous, uh
drags
over fucking
What it's a bit over a decade now. I feel as if we used to look at the um
What was it uh the duke nukem as the game that was like the forever development game
And now it was literally called forever and now there must have been games that have surpassed it
But it just happens
frequently enough
That we're just kind of like yeah, okay. Well
anyway
um
Yes
It will never it will never happen. Well, you know, I guess um
I with with with uh skull and bones
Like I can get sailing elsewhere. I think at some point. It'll be fine. I can I can wait on that one that one's not
Oh my god, that was that I just realized something
The kite was there all along the kite was there all along it was just attached to a big piece of wood. There you go
It's we're flying we're flying kites. We're sailing boats
I'm a simple person
But I'm also a fraud because I didn't I didn't I didn't finish a bgini
Which uh, I actually wanted to do oh, that's not why you're a fraud
Well, is it because I got perfected in dive kick
at some point
So if we had more time and I was more willing to do it
I would have just said oh, that's not why as you just continue to create like reasons yourself
Okay, okay. Yeah, is it because because that that's like the easiest
Oh, that's not why and then you just provide it for everyone
Is it because I got sure you can three times in a row by by daigo?
Is it because that's
That's a pretty good one
Just every fucking every crushing failure is bubbling at the surface. Is it is that the reason why?
Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no not that one. It's the next one. It's the other one
Yeah, it's the other one. Remember the no, I can't it's the tip of my tongue. I can't quite you
The thing with the with the guy
It's because I talk about mecca
The but other than series that I only know at a surface deep level
And I just mentioned them by name and by design, but I can't actually talk about the substance of the story
Is it because I buy figma for things that I think are aesthetically cool even though I haven't seen the source material
You bitch, how could you do like overman king geiner? I don't know what that is but sounds cool
No, you're a fraud because you got a christmas tree behind you, but you haven't had the light of love of christ in your heart every moment of the day
Can we take a quick detour from the um from the news for a second to to to talk about the light of christ
Let's do it. So yesterday I had dinner with the folks
Right well with the folk
as it were
and um
It was it was a nice little, you know, we had a little just sit down and you eat the food and you have a good time and
That's a little dinner small talk, but
Yeah, and I've talked a couple times and hinted at it a couple times about how just like I'm like
I don't know like we're you got to have polite conversation, but at a certain point you're like
I don't know what else to say in regards to
No, no, no, it's not we're going where you think in regards to vaccine conversation
Oh, that's I knew okay, but even without the specifics of like I know the feeling well of I don't know
What more to talk about this?
And I'm willing to drop it
But you're not willing to drop it
And you're telling you're essentially telling me to convince you, but you won't be convinced
And I think the only thing like my my
My final
Shot my final energy as I die my last piece of life that I
I I go with because I'm like I just I'm out of ideas is probably
Pretty extreme
But I
I basically had to sit down and introduce her to the concept of the herman kane awards
Are you familiar with the herman kane awards?
No, but I bet I I bet okay in ballpark it
Um a more granular darwin award. Yeah, and it's pretty and it's fucked up and depressing
um
And and some people are are coming at it with the wrong
Celebratory energy in some cases. That's kind of nuts, but at the same time
um the level of fucking
Insanity that you see some people the the lengths some people go through to like almost take out as many people as possible with them
um
As they go is wild like you hear about
Cases of just horrible shit, you know, but the the the is to summarize
um
It's it's basically a just a series of screenshots of like people
Talking mad shit about the pandemic and the vaccine and all of that being fake
followed by
um, please pray for x they're in the hospital followed by they passed away and it's it's a simple sequence
And it's a and it's like seven images sometimes 20 every single time, but it's fucking just it's brutal and i'm like
Can I just show you these because there's literally hundreds of them and they come and there's they happen every day
and I see them on the internet and like
Some of the conversations you see
sound like
It was like it was the same voice
It was the same ideas. It was the same level of just like no, we'll just need to just pray prayer warriors can can
Accomplish amazing things. It'll be fine. You know and uh
That was like the that's the lat like that's the nuke. I can drop. You know
Um
And and I mean I have but I'm built different
That's not quite the energy uh that that
That she had but yeah, but god's built different now. You're talking
Now you're talking. I need I just needed to just you know adjust it a little bit to the little bit to the left
The bowling alley of of rhetoric
But look I gotta I gotta
Okay, I'll think about it for real
And I'll take that as the closest thing to a w
Possible in this type of scenario
I'll I'll take the the slightest hint of a crack
As as something, you know
Uh
Yeah
Christmas time is here
Well, anyway
Other stuff was announced including uh dying light to stay human
It was all CGI
Yep
dying light to and bloodlines to are both sitting in like the same development hell
Where like they keep telling you it's coming out and I'm like, I don't know
I don't know you don't think it is
Bloodlines too is like is more doubtful
but like
There've been in development for so
Long and there's been so little actually shown
And there's been so many problems. Well, who needs bloodlines too when you've got vampire the masquerade blood hunt
Everyone oh
Everyone needs that instead
Are you sure?
Wait bloodlines too is canceled. Did that happen today?
Wait, what?
Hold on. No, they just they showed off this new game
Wait, wait, what?
Wait, what?
Hold on
Wait, wait, stop it
I'm people are saying bloodlines
Everybody shut up
Why are you making things? Oh, the last article I could find is uh
October 15th. They've delayed it again
And the publisher says it's definitely coming out. We promise. Okay. That's bullshit shut up from a pc game article
That says it came close to being canceled completely. We got one. We got one guide. We got one guide. It's fine. But also that that came switched developers
Oh, yeah
Yeah, like it's under a new developer apparently. Are they starting from scratch?
Oh, anyway
um, yeah
I bet that game's gonna get canceled and I bet
I bet dying light too is gonna get delayed again. Just just
Well, look if you're a vampire the masquerade fan, you've always wanted it to come back as a free to play battle royale game
Yeah, so blood. Yeah, but sorrow and moping and being emo comes naturally to vampire the masquerade fan
Fair enough
Hey, shout out to an rice
Proving that vampires aren't real by dying
Sorry, buddy. You wrote cool vampire books
wait
but
Lestat
Right vampire Lestat is that yeah, that's right. Okay
Okay, well anyway vampire the masquerade is is coming back as a as a battle royale game
For now and we'll see what happens later. I suppose
We also got to see um
What was that uh remedy?
uh crossfire x
Can't tell what it is. It was all it was it was just a fucking cg trailer unclear unclear
Um gtfo why are you guys mad at me?
She's not bad lady. I didn't make fun but spam vampires aren't real if they were real she wouldn't have died
Did she say she was a vampire? Vampires live forever
I mean, I assume she did at some point because she wrote all them books about hanging out with them
So the authors are automatically what they write about
Well, if you invent the werewolf, I would assume you were writing from experience
Damn, I guess
She was a fantastic beast and where to find them
What I don't I don't know
What is I don't know, but it's hilarious that jk rowling can't go to her own fucking
Uh reunion
Okay, anyway
No, I'm lost
I'm totally lost
I don't know where he went with this
Authors and their works. It's fine
It's fine
Off the rails is is is on on the mark. It's all good. All right. Well. Hey look gtfo
Uh multiplayer horror shooter thing
Um from the people that made payday 2
And yeah, that that's finally in out of early excess
A lot of people seem to um be a
Uh down with the payday 2 so there you go
Yeah, it's out now
They showed off the halo
series which
You know
It's halo
It's on power amount
It looked cringe
It
Did not look better than the cut scenes from the halo 2 remaster
And that's the bar
So I don't know how to get this across because I had the same emotion looking at the cowboy bebop
Like set photos and the character costumes and stuff like that canceled by the way, but but yeah, of course it is
Uh, but it was such a success
Anyway, uh where I'm looking at it and it's like
This isn't rising above a cosplay that I've literally seen
Like with the guy with his helmet off
Eating a hot dog at the convention hall. No, it isn't rising above that. It's right on par with it. It's not
Then
What do you
Like it it be cut like it's okay. Okay got so good
That when I see a good costume if it's not better than the best cosplay I've seen I look and go that looks fake. Okay
so
at the same time
um
When I feel like those lines were infinitely blurred
when
The 401st storm trooper legion
showed up canonically
Are not or rather in costume in the mandalorian
as as like extras for their storm troopers
Yeah, that is pretty blurry. So it's like the cosplayers are in the show though 501st. Excuse me the 501st legion
Are literally in the show and it's like well
Yeah, are they above that cosplay hot dog energy?
Halo cosplay hot dog energy. I don't know. I don't think they are. I don't know, but you know what I'm saying, right? I know
I know
I just
I just I think the lines have been blurred for a long time. Yeah, I bet that halo thing's gonna be cringe. I bet
Um
Oh, I'm sorry. Is it is it is it 501st is 500 and first
Legion I'm excuse me my mistake more like 500 and worst
Thank you nailed it
Those guys seem cool, but I was a pun that I couldn't let sit there. Those guys seem cool. These guys seem like huge fucking nerds
Look at you. Oh, dude. I got I got
If I had a a fucking 343 employee reach out to me to tell me that the suit doesn't jerk him off
And I was like, yeah, whatever
Oh shit
Damn take that nerds
Uh, yeah
I
Now after we finish shitting on the nerds, let's get excited for the new elden ring trailer
Woo, it's it's the opening cutscene. Yeah
I clearly the opening cutscene. I forgot but that that that girl's armor is so cool
Yes, cool. I like it and then the big the big monster had a big shiny and I was like damn that looks pretty
Um, and it's and it's interesting how because I was like, yo now a cinematic only trailer
For a game that we've seen tons of footage of is more than welcome
You know, and I was like, you see Reggie, it's okay to not show off gameplay now when we've already
We already know what you're about and you've already shown us that stuff elsewhere
Now you can focus on the ordinarily clear what gameplay is going to look like in that game
You know as opposed to the game that debuts its entire
Fucking marketing campaign by hiding what it is from you
Our opening salvo is a lie
Duplicity is literally the first line of our offense
By the way, I uh
Hate to go back to it too often, but now that I have actually finished end walker
I can confirm that parts of that fancy CGI cutscene are
Straight up
Factual impossibility huge lies don't happen awesome
Just complete complete bullshit cool
Those are the good lies
yeah
um
And then we got uh arc raiders and then we got the matrix awakens an unreal five experience
Sure starring
The keanu Reeves and the karyan moss man, it's weird seeing the side-by-side comparisons of all the color filters that movie has undergone
holy shit
Like I I didn't remember that it wasn't the matrix original was not green
Because I I just I had seen it more times after the fact than like in the original release
They added all that shit later. That's that's nuts
So I want to give a shout out to keanu for real
Uh for uh him and karyan moss were clearly reading off a prompter
But he was doing a way better job hiding it
Sure
Yeah way better job now people say he's not a very good actor
But he was trying really hard not to sound like he was looking at his prompter
He's also down with the fact that people in cyberpunk want to mod him to have sex with him
That's that's cool
But also
Now that keanu is friendly with the industry do not mention cyberpunk and everything will be okay
Yeah
He used he used like he used cd project as a way to get in
You know and now that he's in
You're gonna reverse kojima. Yeah, and now cd project is like hold on a minute. Wait keanu. You're hanging out with industry
And what you're hanging out with gamers and and you didn't tell us about it
Why not and they're like, oh, I don't worry. We're just like why why do you think not we're just getting some coffee
Don't worry about it. Yeah, you don't even like coffee
Well, no, I like coffee. I didn't like coffee and I like coffee
Damn he snuck right in
Anyways, um that was the game awards and hey, um, you know what congrats to to uh, uh
Joseph Harris and and it takes two because that's a really good game
Congrats to joseph Harris for winning the award for a game that we will find out what its actual name is shortly
They might not have they might not change it if you know, they might we'll see but either way it was a pretty good game and uh
Yeah, that's cool. Metroid actually got itself an award too. I was shocked by that
So, yeah
14 won best ongoing game and people were wondering why I was not happy for that
To which I had to respond with like every the best ongoing game category sucks
Because a bunch of the games in that category are ones that the community
Is constantly screaming about how much they hate every day
Yeah, yeah, so that's why when you see strive win for best fighting game
I'm like, yeah, but this is still out of a bunch of contenders including fucking
Uh
Xenoverse or or you know my hero academia fight or like there's always like a couple of them
And then some wild ass side takes that are just like the the the most recent anime tie-in game
We picked the winner first
And then we realized we had to fill out the category
Xenoverse got robbed
I saw it. I seen it
I
Hey, while you're laughing about that I gotta take the dog out again. Okay. All right. All right. All right. All right BRB
all right, um
I think that just about covers it except for
uh
genshin impact
Featuring a good old genshin impact music by xxx to nation
And
Yeah, that was uh, that was that was that was all right
What are you gonna say was it?
Yeah, gentian. That was a that was that was a very bizarre
Situation for me because i'm like isn't that guy and then people were like, yeah, he's dead
Oh xxx temptation
Well x an x to nation rather because gentian impact would like she said it and it was like ha
And then literally seconds later in the same segment
Jeff himself misspoke miss said his name to
Um, yeah, he's that piece of shit garbage dumpster fire rapper that died
I don't I don't blame anyone for fucking that dude's name up. It's written like a fucking drug addled xbox live at name like
It's total nonsense which is on brand. So, you know, how is it supposed to be pronounced?
It's pronounced fuck him. Who cares? Oh, he's dead. Yay
Context for those who don't know he beat the shit out of and strangled his pregnant girlfriend before he died
Classy, well, things worked out in the end. I guess there you go
Uh, right
Yeah, let's take some emails
Hey, if you want to send in an email send it down to castle super beast mail at gmail.com. That's castle super beast mail
at gmail.com cool
We've got one coming in
Uh
Tristan says
Hey dogman and punch man. I brought up the claw
Once in my discord server
As far as holding controllers goes started a debate over whether it's for crazy people or not
I sent them an image
Of my claw alternative that I switched to if i'm holding a controller normally
Easier in games like souls and running around kamurocho if I have the index finger for moving
um
The stick
And i'm already holding down a face button to run
I found an old neo gaff thread of people posting them doing the same thing
So I know i'm not alone. Do you have alternatives like this or am I just insane? So essentially
You're like you're looking at uh thumb over like the x button
And index finger is bent over the thumb touching the right stick
And then stop it middle finger is over the shoulder buttons
Stop it but also stop making games that ask you
To figure something out like this exactly stop making games that ask you or that demand this of you
I think we can all agree on all parts of this
It's horrible, but also fuck the the the requirement
um
Tekken fingers till I die though
I legitimately
Enjoy, you're no better. You're no better. Tekken fingers legitimately feel it feels good. It's no you're you're you're no
It's like in the same way that tapping a stick feels good
It's legitimately uh
No for that games context. No, you don't get to look down on the claw freaks
No, ever no you get to go on you get to go on the weirdo pit with the rest of the Tekken players
They all they don't they all do it. They all do it for a reason. There'll be a lot of Tekken players in there
They all do it for a reason throw all them in there
I'd like to see you figure out some of those uh extended
uh
extend duck combos
In fucking Tekken with your thumbs pressing two buttons at the same time like that. I guess what I have a solution to that. Yeah
You know what that solution is play on a stick
Don't play Tekken. Oh
Congrats. I'm the winner
No, but that's not right
No, no, no, I won. Okay getting the pit damn if you say you won and I guess you won
Uh what we got here is all freaks all of you
Uh
Dear kind man and Lalo felt
Fuck Seth says
Uh recently you talked about dinosaurs in the industry and I wanted to share my favorite example of this in a different industry
The laundry industry
Okay, I'm interested
I
Have you seen the various symbols on different clothing tags? There are universal standard developed by an organization called
Gaintex or genotex
They've adopted by clothing makers
Symbols are a universal standard message how to convey proper care for clothing
Some of them are straightforward. For example iron means iron safe a box in a circle that looks like an electric gyre tells you how to machine dry it
Um others are more abstract. For example a triangle means bleach a circle means dry clean a box with two lines inside
means dry in the shade
And temperature ranges are represented by dots
One line under a symbol indicates permanent press while two lines under a symbol means gentles
research performed
On a um a podcast called every little thing reveals that not only does no one have any idea what these symbols mean
But real life symbologist, uh, john langdon says that it's a laughable and meaningless system
um
The company who designed these symbols admits that less than one third of consumers even recognize their meanings
But they insist that their symbols are correct when asked why they don't use recognizable more recognizable systems
Like a thermometer to represent temperature or a hanger or clothespin for air drying
So that's the way it's always been done. If we change it now, it'll confuse people who already know it 100 percent exactly
It's our it's not our objective to change these symbols. It's a question of telling the consumer
Yeah, the consumer says these symbols suck shit am I out of touch
Never
It is the clothing dryers who are wrong
It reminds me of a little documentary I watched on symbology where the people who discovered nuclear radiation
In terms of nuclear power and you know making a plant or a stockpile or whatever
and the issue in coming up with the radioactive symbol
And just the amount of
Like thought that goes into it because it has to be a symbol that's unilingual with no text that means don't touch this
And they were not as successful as the all-time greatest which is the biohazard symbol
Which is like the the holy grail of
Like non-verbal communication of contents because the biohazard symbol is extraordinarily clear that it's not good for you
Yeah
It's all spikes and fucking. Yeah. Yeah. Oh shit. It's metal. Don't touch it. Yeah
Don't touch the biohazard symbol thing
It's all like it's dangerous in ways you might not understand. Just just leave it alone. Mm-hmm. That's pretty good
um
Shoutouts to like it. You can't just keep putting skulls on shit. Yeah and took that
No, shoutouts to symbology. There was a recent story about a
A girl who did graphic design and the sign for moose in her town was awful
And the like the moose crossing like like things in canada or something like that
So like it barely it was just misshapen and sunken and weird
So she just redesigned it to make it look like a real moose and it was like damn. That's a better sign
True story
People that live in moose areas that have moose issues know what a goddamn moose looks like so just put a moose on the sign
Um
And we got one here from richard who says dear kite man and orb boy
With the release of monster rancher one and two for steam i've been having a ton of nostalgic fun
But i forgot how bad the item descriptions are almost everything you give your monster has some hidden value
You probably need to wiki but the worst item description i've seen so far has to be a drug called negiel
The full in-game description of negiel is this will temporary stimulate your monster's abilities
But if you go to the fandom wiki it gives you this description
Using it doubles both the defense stats and skill stats for one battle
But it takes it but it takes an average of 20 weeks off of your monster's lifespan
What the fuck?
Considering you could you could theoretically give this drug to a monster once a week
For the and the monster average monster only lives four to five years
I can imagine how many kids
Roided up their virtual pets only to have them die of mysterious heart attacks
That's bullshit
That's that's probably the dumbest
Also, I checked out something uh that I saw mentioned. Uh, well, have you ever seen the carcinogen?
symbol
Probably but uh, I couldn't I haven't I just sent it to oh Jesus. Yeah, okay
So if you have not if you have not seen the carcinogen symbol. Yeah, that is go ahead look that up on google
That is clear
Get the fuck away from that
That is no that is maybe the most visually clear
Symbol i've ever seen for anything
That looks super dangerous
Jesus don't don't it will destroy the inside of your body
And it looks painful like it's reach no confusion it is it is it is coming from the chest outward to annihilate you
You will fucking die pieces floating around because they broke yeah, yeah the broken off pieces
That's the thing you know in any of the warning symbols when what when the thing is starting to crack into pieces
It's like oh fuck
Also shout out to corrosive
Your hand turning into a skeleton is very clear
Symbology is important unless you don't know what a skeleton is
In case in which case you have bigger problems than handling these materials
Like how you're going to be able to recognize incoming skeletons
Um
All right
I'm satisfied with that
Yeah, me too
Okay, if like everyone to know that I successfully wiggled my mouse around
Enough for the past four hours that I got to stay logged in
Vote now if you feel that that is satisfactory vote by
By
Thinking allowed
Yes, or no
That's good. That's a good system. We will we will count and tally the votes
See you next week everybody
Hey
You