Castle Super Beast - CSB 193: Doomnutters Rise Up
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Right there we go
We are up yo, what's up with anime robots? They're cool. I like it's being sad
Hmm
Which one's you talking about I'm talking okay, that's that's that was that was more vague than I had expected
I'm talking about signal us. What did you think I could have been talking about I?
Mean
There's definitely Eva. There's you know
Yeah, no, there's certainly a couple of sad anime robots out there
You know
FLCL
Gundam, but are they sad in FLCL the robots can't he is I mean well
I guess you got to kind of interpret what you can
Can't he's pretty simple, but oh, yeah near automata definitely said that had said robots sad robots in near for sure
You know, okay. Well, I'm talking about I'm talking about signal the sad anime robots
And one of the reasons I'm bringing that up is not just because I played it over the week last week and beat it
But I checked out your VODs and you played about
99.9% of that game. Yeah
I was like scrolling through it. I'm like, oh man
I can't wait to see what Willie thinks of the ending and I'm like, oh this motherfucker is like
25 minutes from the end of the game nice that cool. I
Couldn't tell whether I was gonna be a full session left or not seeing as to the the narrative tools they use
Towards the end are you know?
some yeah, so
so
That game
Okay, so that game is great. Can we agree we can agree on that fantastic that game is like visually astonishing
Like when it like it's it's got the cool old look, but then it goes for some really just
Super crazy art design and cutscenes and the first person sections
Just ah man. Oh man
Like I said a hard cut to full screen kanji is a mood. Yeah
Octon octon all this weird
fucking future German shit
and
It is the first time in a long long time that a game like
legitimately use air quotes got me
in terms of its
progression and
mechanical
implications
Like I got like I did not get got on near automata, right?
Mm-hmm. I guess I because I had played near so I was on the assumption that something was up signal us
absolutely
Got me and like torpedoed my shit for a good ten minutes and thoroughly
Thoroughly confused me for a good long while as to what it was actually doing. Okay. No was that
Based on the ending or was that based on like approaching that point that that was based off of
The two-thirds mark. Okay. Yeah, or the three-quarters mark through the game
Yeah, or the game decides to really just start to fuck with you the hard a lot
So it felt for sure like
it was a
Detailed love letter to survival horrors of the past and
Again, I could feel the references that I'm not I wasn't getting I also
Like one thing about it is it where is its references on its sleeve?
like quite absurdly literally in that the marquee shot for the first trailer was
Makoto Kusanagi sorry Matoko Kusanagi looking robot
Bustin her arm off trying to open something precisely right like there's no pretending with that
But then in the in the final version of that shot where you see what she's trying to open
It's the fucking pressure release valve. That's on the side of an Ava plug tube
Like it's the same design. It's that handle
Oh, it's an Evangelion reference also and then at the same time like I had a moment where I walked up to a
Hand puzzle
And just like I'm like we're just doing it. We're not even gonna pretend. We're just straight up doing it
You know so I saw an interesting I was talking all sorts of praise about this and I saw somebody
describing
how they are not
They have not played many survival horror games and they do not believe that they have watched or have
Played the games that this takes reference to and whether or not
That is important to
The thing I would say that's not important at all
To actually appreciating it because the kinds of references and and
Callbacks and like love letter to survive a horror none of them are actually important to understanding or appreciating the game
It's just you're going through it and going oh wow they oh, okay. They really like
They really like that so like the save points are Silent Hill 2 save points
Like exactly and then you later on encounter the big version of Silent Hill 2 save point
That is the multi red square. It flashes to red. I mean, you know, yeah makes a noise for sure
It is start the game in a fucking dirty bathroom staring into a mirror
yeah, and
Like there's two levels to that that I really appreciate one is that it's a Silent Hill 2 reference and two is
Androids
Don't need to be in a bathroom and they don't need to look at themselves in the mirror
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. So it has a connotation to that character. Mm-hmm. And the whole yeah
That being said even though it has a lot of these references and it's being overt with them
It's not trying to hide them in any way shape or form it does
You know have its own setting and characters and plot and it does a really good job of like sprinkling out the information
Giving you too much information in a way where you're almost like you're not sure what to really parse and what to just kind of throw
Into the pile
Yeah, so for a game that has
Like one of the one of the man
It's so it's so some of them are so on the nose
I couldn't believe it like the location the third location's name
Is just the same exact name as like the final Silent Hill one location
Okay, okay
And it works the same with the the lack of continuity between the rooms. Yeah, yeah, yeah
But for something as like
violently confusing for most of its runtime I
Feel like I want to even be stronger than that as to
like it is it's fucking
Bewildering for most of its runtime as to what is actually occurring in that game
It actually in that final level you get the the important chunks like little by little and like huge
Slots of the narrative start to like just lock into place. Yeah, okay. Yeah, okay
And and despite the ending being kind of confused like it the the I'm gonna say the physics of the plot are fairly
confusing by the time you get to the end the actual through line and
understanding of the events is
Extremely clear. So I feel like I feel like
What you're kind of doing as you're getting all this information. Yeah signal. This is the game
As you're getting all this information is like you're getting introduced to again like types of robots types of units and
locations planets and and you know the details about
how
The the structure and the government works and whatnot and you're kind of like going like okay
This is all background. Sure, but then every once in a while like you'll see a name that stands out as like oh that name's important, right?
So this is something to pay attention to okay
or like this
This archetype is important
Right, and then you'll get some kind of weird-ass dream sequence that doesn't make any sense
Until you find a letter or something. Yeah, it's based off of yeah, exactly, right?
So I there were a couple moments of I guess just I'll call it like timed narrative, you know, like there is a
One of those first-person sequences a lot of those are great. I really like we talked about those before they're really really well done
There's one of them where it's kind of like you have a time limit and to pick up those pages and read them
And I guess I missed one
You know cuz I I turned left instead of right, but yeah, I know exactly what you're talking about
but
In the end, yeah, I feel like you know for something that is like just
Paying all this love to all the genres, you know and and and survival horror mechanics and like absolutely just going no
No, this is a direct one-to-one homage to this thing
Really solid standing on its own two legs plot that like
With or without getting those references is is really good, you know
Yeah, so I mean I could go down the list and I could I could
Somebody in my chat made a joke when I was going from the third level to the fourth level
Which was oh now we're going to the lab
Because the game follows the resident evil progression of stages exactly, okay, which is mansion guard house mine and lab
Like exactly what I would say though those aren't like exactly one-on-one. That's not exactly a guard house
It's not excited, you know
What I would say though is that the the part where you
if
You didn't know any of the games or the genre at all up to this point you would probably struggle
I know I would if I didn't recently play through like Silent Hill and get used to what that was about
Yeah, you you recently played through the game's primary influences
Yeah, and that was perfect timing because like the nature of
What you're asked to do with your inventory is
It's it's almost like walking into Dark Souls for the first time and kind of going like oh
This is not like every other action game I've played like if you just try to treat that like anything else
You're gonna hit that huge horrible wall and like suffer for a while until you start
Realizing empty pockets is the only way to go, you know. Yeah, so I felt we talked last week about how I had a
Fairly typical survival horror fans response to much of the game's first two levels, which was I
Can't shoot anything. What if I need it for later?
and I was pleasantly surprised that their solution to that behavior is to make that
completely
Untolerable in the back half of the third level and for the fourth level
There's no way to fucking navigate that love that final space
without pulling out your fucking guns and
Zapping a bunch of guys. You're walking in a room. They have like here's
Five dudes, there's a couple of fuck rooms that you walk into that are just like oh, yeah, no good. No guns, huh?
No ammo. Okay, you know and as a result in that in that final level they're treating
combat rooms as like lock and key
Like instead of having oh, you need the the fancy doll to open up the dollhouse, right?
It's you need the shotgun to bypass this room
Yeah, there's something also
hilariously
callous about the way item pickup prompts appear because
There you don't think twice about it as you will go through most of the game
But when you have to run up to a key item and pick it up as things are on your ass in a room full of death
And you get a second message of are you do you want? Are you sure you want to pick this up? Yes or no?
Oh, did you pick no whoops like like there's a level of like just pick the thing up
What the fuck are you doing? It's this game is like no
We're gonna fuck you over on that smart idea because the usual mentality would be if it's a room
That doesn't have a puzzle in it and isn't a connecting hallway
You don't actually need to kill anything in there, right?
Because then you know who gives a shit you'll never be back in there
But picking up items like this is one of the only games I can think of in the entire genre in which picking up items does not stop time
So no fucking shoot them shoot them all shoot them all
You can still pause and reload
You know, yeah, that's there, but like you get no mercy on the item pickup
the game does also a bunch of
Goofy, I don't know what to call it like
extra save
shenanigans with your file
Like your your data is being tracked as you die and reload games
Oh on on your on your
On your your like on your personality chart area of like your diagram
There's 13 little squares and those each one one fills up when you die and reload the game
But not when you Reese not when you reset the game. I don't think I've died
Okay
I'm trying to remember and I think I've survived the entire time and I managed to scrape by got low a couple times
But I haven't died yet. So I haven't seen anything with that. Um, I really only have
The game is kind of immaculate and perfect and I have a single issue and
That single issue has been solved by YouTube and people smarter than me
Which is it uses the Silent Hill 2 method of determining ending states
Which is tracking your gameplay metrics? Okay?
However
They have really
Really juiced the numbers on one of them
the the quote-unquote best one is actually like
Not the metrics you would think to get at all and
Then it has a bonus super de-duper secret ending that required people to do like
spectrographic analysis of the radio transmissions in the game
Like like
Relax
Yeah, right so stare at that fucking photo like James, huh? Yeah, yeah
Um
Well, uh, I mean yeah, that's too much. That's that's too much
It's and but it's there for someone I
Get it, but I just kind of
Chementally check out like a lot of the stuff with for example like the the layers of undertale when it first came out
Was super duper cool and I was super and I was way I was how fun was it to go through the narrative across?
multiple play-throughs um
Big fun, right?
And then of course you your super bosses to like cap off those narratives in a really strong way is great
The moment we get into the gaster stuff. I'm out
I'm just I'm not go. I'm not in though going through the files. I'm not going through the folders
That's just not for me. It's for some people for you, you know, I'm out on the gaster stuff, you know
It's too much. Yeah. Yeah, there's a there's a lot you don't want to you don't want to fuck around and fucking
Binary codes to find out whether or not
Sands is from a different dimension a rg shit. I mean
It can be done
but like
Even in the like okay in the lightest use of it you've got qr codes
You know for for for your your your your puzzles or you've got your I guess your fez alphabet
Mm-hmm, you know as as like ways to go outside of the game. Yeah, I I
Fucking
That fez alphabet shit makes me so fucking mad every time I think about it
Yeah, the level of fucking pomp and like I'm the smartest indie developer
This is gonna change the world look guys. I made a one-to-one
alphabetic cipher
Japanese game. Oh fucking filth fish is such a fucking piece of shit. I feel like the
Yeah, I like again, it's it's it's definitely like it's in there for somebody if you if you're that person and you like taking your games to that level
You know and people are gonna be digging through those files anyway, right? So it certainly makes for a fun thread
But the I like the things that are a bit more
Intrinsic, I suppose I'll call it for example punch out secrets that pop up 30 years later
Yeah, that's awesome because that's in the game. It's like go look. Did you notice the camera flash?
That I actually pay attention idiots. Yeah, that's good. Why aren't you paying attention?
Yeah, no absolutely fantastic and just again killing it on the aesthetics top to bottom
All the robots are acute
Right. Mm-hmm. And sure
And I feel like some moments are practically layups for stream jokes like really you called it the a-da-a-da
Thank you. Yeah, you called it the other like you like caught you know, we're just just yeah, all right
But yeah, no, it's it's a boy. It's a it's a great. It is a great goddamn video game. So here's a thought like I
Think
In this it's weird, but I feel like the lack of voice acting adds something to the mood here
The only voice acting you hear in the entire game is that goddamn
Fucking apocalyptic sounding German warning message
Yeah, it's the only spoken word in the entire game and as a result. It's like very stark
Yeah, it how much that you feel that versus their own dialogue. Everything is very creepy
And stays that way, but I feel like some good voice acting could like you know, probably be
Awesome for some of those cutscenes, you know like ito and stuff like that
So it's an indie game, right? It's 20 bucks and it's it's clearly lower budget
I think that you're right in that like
Some really excellent stellar voice acting would improve it
However, I think anything less than that would have hurt it detract
Yeah, so not having it was the right decision
Because like all there's actually there's very little dialogue in that game. There's there's maybe I
Don't I don't know like maybe fucking two three hundred total lines of dialogue in the entire game
So if like Adler was bad
That would be a fucking problem. Yeah
However
Remember that this genre is also partially defined by its bad voice acting in its references
Yeah, but but this is but like this is the time where you're actually taking it seriously
Yeah, cuz like a silent as a reasonable one is
Definitively defined by its terrible terrible voice acting and Silent Hill 2 is defined not by I would say it's terrible voice acting
But it's incredibly strange strange. Yes. Yes, and then in the end that's part of the charm. I
think I think that I
Think that the setting they chose
Fucked them over in terms of ever deciding to have voice acting because like I I don't want
Anime voice acting with English speaking bad German accents
The German accent I think I think that would be the worst thing in the goddamn world
The German accents could definitely yeah
What's that fucking?
What's that show with the country students in the high school?
It's alia. Yeah. Yeah
It's me Germany. Hello. Somebody in the chat points out. What if it was just straight up in German? That'd be cool. Yeah
If it was if it just kept it completely German, that'd be fun
I'm making the assumption that Rose engine is a
German developer. I'm going to now double-check that
Oh
It's a indie developer duo
Hmm it is a duo, okay
That's impressive
Yuri Stern and Barbara Whitman two illustrators and game designers currently residing in
Hamburg Germany
Yeah
There you go. So coming into it as well, I mean, yeah, we're you know, it's just again highly recommended super duper good
There the what I'll call it the turn, you know that you get to it that two-thirds mark
Certainly left me like
momentarily
stunned and
like
Bordering on it got me in trouble with the wife. Oh, yeah, cuz I'm like cuz I'm like, hey, honey
I'm all done with signalists and she's like, but I'm making dinner
I don't have time for this and I'm like, no, I'm not done with signalist. Don't you worry. Yeah, the game is tricking me
No, it's so yeah, it's great. It's great
I'm gonna go back and try to get that. Yeah taking care of like I could feel that I'm like
I'm nearing certainly the end but it was just hard to tell how much more they were gonna put there
So, you know how there's there's items you're picking up for a puzzle the the cards. Mm-hmm. That's the game's last puzzle
Yeah, that's that's the the final objective. Okay
Solid and
Short and sweet
and okay, so two people made this and then three people made Hollow Knight and
and
and
Okay, we should definitely definitely
Keep letting these
Man, how do I put this this feels like the a a how do I put the ah?
This does not feel iterated this feels like the game existed in a complete state in these people's minds and
Then they just took it from their brain and put it on to the computer
Well, I'm sorry to let you know it probably was iterated. You don't get anything. You don't get a game this clean
Without having many people get through it and touch it and course correct over the
No, no, I know but it's not like it's not a situation. We're like, oh, let's add let's add this
How do I put this?
It feels like it was directed that there were no gigantic changes that this was the
Exact thing that they had in their mind in terms of like gameplay. Yeah, I know how many bullets do enemies take yeah
Yeah, how many what have you I'm sure they worked on the like like yeah the enemy
behavior
Like and balance that quite a bit, you know before I can
It's funny because I saw when I was playing through it. There were people who had gone through it on survival
And had described that the entire game. It's not like it's harder
It's the entire game's combat balance and item balance is
like completely different on a harder difficulty because
You you go from if you save enough you have plenty of resources for everything to you just don't have enough resources for anything
I
The only things that bug me and I and I I guess this is to be you know
I'm gonna look at the inventory limit not the inventory limit. I talked about that, right? It's too small
It is it is it's stifling, but whatever I got used to that and that was fine
But like I said trying to learn the rules in any game is something that I
Enjoy and I want to get down, you know
And I realized too that like okay, so the part where you never know you can't really
Expect any room to ever be completely clear unless you sacrifice a resource for that is like, okay
I get that right otherwise the permanent threat is there and that's part of what this game is about the back and forth
This is where the you know the challenge is gonna be but then I guess I had some moments where I'm like
Wait for the targeting reticle to be as small as possible to ensure maximum impact damage and such and I get
Two perfect targeting reticle shots off and the thing goes down, but then sometimes it's not to
Yeah, and that's where I go, but then why is it not?
What is this enemies have variable levels of health, okay, right even the same
Same enemy. Yes, and this is where I go. Oh, no
Like my calculations on my bullets are not enough
So I think I think two is enough to take care of something turns out
It's three and sometimes even four or in shotguns case one good shotgun
But sometimes it's two and I'm like, oh fuck like the enemies don't behave the same way even if they're the same type of enemy
You know, yeah, and that's to create a feeling of stress
Inventory because yeah because in a in a game like fucking let's take re2, right?
Your standard zombie has the same amount of health as any other standard zombie unless they have a hat
And your bullets have a random chance to crit
But overall it's gonna take six to nine bullets to kill an average zombie if they fall down before
Before that then they're gonna get back up
So go down and plug them until you have the the extra blood thing and I'm talking about the original risen evil 2
Right what this creates is a situation in which you can look at your inventory and you go
I have 17 bullets in my gun and I have 30 rounds in the in you know in an ammo thing
Therefore, I know I can kill at least
Five zombies
Guaranteed, right and you can kind of solve rooms in that way
Signalis doesn't seem to want to let me do that
Yeah, like I'll have five shotgun shells in the shotgun and
Sometimes I can down like most of a room in one shot and then stop them and I'm like cool and other times
It has taken three. Yes
So and that is that's 300% increase yeah, that's that's the thing
So when you fully load up a shotgun and you're like, I'm gonna take the shotgun from here to the next save point
This can take care of either five problems or two
And that's a wildly that's a significant difference in problem solving. Yeah
Yeah, so then you get to the the point where you're like well, what if I run the gun with no ammo
I just run the gun and then you get in the position where sometimes that went really well
And I pulled out a handgun and I was able to kill like
three full enemies
With just the ten bullets in the handgun and other times that got me like one and a half
And like oh fuck that didn't help that I should have left it in the box if it's only gonna give one
But then I'll I'll take okay, so I'll take the handgun ammo with me, but now I only have four fucking slots
Yeah, yeah, or if you want to rock make me if you want to enjoy your rifle you have no choice
But to bring that ammo with you. Yeah, it really makes me feel that every health item in the entire game is
Placed as meant to be used on the spot, right?
Don't bother fucking walking with this pick it up and clear that spot
Did you do any merging of of health items to create instant sprays?
I did a shit so when I was in the final zone
I recognized it as this is obviously the final zone and I went into my inventory and
I
Did have like triple the amount of items I would need to beat the game
Okay, so I went and I had I
Had like 40 heels
Just sitting there
So I'm like, okay, and then I combined all of them
Okay, that I could every now and then and then I got to the final boss and the final boss
You're better off just bringing the auto injectors that heal you from
When when you yeah the res those those feel like they're made because you can carry three of those and that's three
That just increases your health bar by like three full health states. Absolutely. Yeah, that makes women
That's what I did for most bosses that I could get prepared for
I was because it's also nice that in the in the big boss fight in the beginning and the final boss fight
They they drop ammo in the room with you. Cool. Cool. Cuz yeah, like there's there's ammunition
You could get hands so that if you walked in with like actually nothing you could probably do it
I found out
the
Yeah, like basically once I found out about the the the spray
Mechanic and the combining shit. I like was like, okay
I got to do that more often and then every time I ended up picking up a small heel. I was like fuck
I'm in the yellow. I need this, you know
Yeah, and the the heels are ours are like designed around just use them now
Dude, whatever because they all like most of them take like like a couple minutes
To heal your health state like it takes time. They're over time over time and time is a
real
Weird word. What does time mean? Yeah, I'm like 30 seconds. Not quite
So I got through the whole game literally couldn't figure out how long it takes those to heal a health state
Like it could be a minute. It could be five
All I know is that I would use it and then the next time I checked my health value. It was full
I see Susie over there. What's up beat the health beat the final boss with no resources. Jesus christ
Yeah, so they they you can you can you can do it. Okay
The final boss not only gives you
Like ammunition, but it also has a mechanic associated with it
Assuming you actually fucked it so badly that you're walking in without any firearms either. Here's something you could do
Okay, um, and the game does do something that is is like very resident evil and cute is like the final the final
Note you read in the game about the final boss. It just goes. Hey, you should leave some room in your inventory so you can
items
Yeah, yeah, no, I probably won't be able to beat the boss if you can't pick up an item
I I do appreciate the telegraphing of a couple of those moments again
There's when you see a door with five keys on it you go fuck
Yeah, that happens like
Yeah, you're like, you know exactly what this is, you know
Better go fucking run those pockets, son
Mm-hmm. There's there's three moments in the game that if you want to actually open the door at all at once
You need to fill your whole inventory
Like the whole inventory to actually just even attempt it, but you can make trips
Yeah, yeah
Phenomenal good stuff good stuff
Uh, probably gonna wrap that up tomorrow
Oh, yeah, you're gonna you could you like that like like like in a second
Yeah, um
Okay, so, uh, I guess I'll I'll
Go from there into my stuff
Yeah, what's up with your stuff? I got more stuff, but I'll talk about it later. I just want to talk about signalis signalis is so fucking incredible
Yeah, no, I should go get signalis. It's 20 bucks
cheap good solid fucking
Um
survival horror robot drama sad robots
Sad robots hanging out in japanese classrooms
It's read speaking german. Yeah
Yeah, um
It's it's fascinating to see what does the german weeaboo want to make? Mm-hmm, and it's cool. It's very different
No, no no missus there
Um
Yes, so
Uh, yeah, but like I said, probably gonna get a chance to uh, finish that off
But um, I think we're gonna be back to normal this week as well looks like uh, reggie's uh, doing much better got his first negative test
so
You got to get the double the double tap and uh, once once we're confirmed on that we will resume
And then I can finally become a bayonetter
Oh
But uh, but uh, you're gonna bayonet all over the place all over the place looking forward to it
Um, so but yeah, that's that's that's gonna uh likely resume
I'm gonna say probably wednesday, you know assuming everything's good
um
uh
Yeah, did a couple things this week, but I guess like
Schedule wise some stuff's gonna shift around quite a bit and we're gonna have to um figure out uh
Some some
Channel details and stuff that uh, me and reggie are gonna
arrange uh
Yeah, so I I I
I got a not super great call this morning that more or less confirms that uh,
despite
Doing uh, uh despite my best efforts over the last couple years
Um, I have now officially got the betas
The dire breeders the betas is now. I I'm sorry. I don't have the mustache to give this. It's proper. Yeah
No gravity it sucks. It fucking that's some that's some shitty shit
Uh, it's like, you know, I knew I was in the range like prior
I was like pre
Is diabetes is the state and you're like, okay, you do what you can about that and that was a couple years ago
and like
most of what I was doing up until that point was like, you know
All backing it off or sending it doing what I can
Pandemic fucked a lot of shit up obviously stopped boxing. Yeah that pandemic. Yeah helpful for anyone. No a lot of people, you know
had like for me like yeah, it led directly to you know, the lack of of
where of me going out to
uh, get my regular training and and um, you know,
Whatever the one thing led to another but ultimately that is what happened and that's where I'm at. So
um
This has happened before and you know that pretty much means okay go time
So go time has been activated and go time pretty much consists of
uh, you know
Massive changes all around some of which are going to impact my recording schedule
Uh, yeah
so
like
I mean
basically
Because what I was doing before was like, you know a regimen that consisted of like again boxing training multiple times a week and then
Like running in the morning and stuff like that. Um, this time around making it work with the new situation is going to be
A little more like home training involved. So like I'm basically I have a rowing machine. I'm rowing half an hour every morning
And uh, I'm also going to be doing some
Boxing from home because I got this thing that is pretty cool. Actually, you know, I'll I'll you know, I guess segue into the wife
Yeah
Hey, there you go
This guy
No, there's a thing called. Uh, it's called a light boxer
and
What it is is essentially
a ddr pad
on the wall
And you punch it. I've seen these things. Yeah, you punch it to
music rhythm or to um
Like training classes and then you try to basically
Keep your movement up. Keep your cardio up. Keep your force up and it you have to really you have to hit it
You know and you get your your your 12 or your 60-ounce gloves and put them on and
essentially
Do the fist of the north star thing?
except you know to get yourself in shape and uh, it's a lot of fun and
The most fun I enjoy exercising and getting and getting in shape is is through boxing
So I'm gonna be doing that on a regular basis and so far
This thing has been really dope. It was a an ordeal to get
um
For something this for something this cool it fucking sucks that it's like one only ships to america
So wonderful. I had to use a courier service to like
Have them ship it to the border and then they brought it from the border to me
And then once I had it installed and set it up and had it in place
um
The service it's because it basically it works with an app off your phone
And you sync the two together, you know, so you pick your music off of that or whatever
and
That app only works if you have an american
I um account for either android or
iOS
If you are in canada, you literally can't even see the app
So wonderful just like completely restricted like fuck you if you're outside of the states type of situation
We actually had to do something very similar page as a peloton exercise bike
We had to have it shipped to some guy in ontario
Who would then rent a truck and then drive the truck full of exercise bikes out to gebec?
Because they don't sell to gebec because the peloton
Programs, you know the exercise programs that you do. Yeah are only in english. There you go. There you go
So they would they were not legally allowed to sell things in gebec
Yeah, so I had a guy drop it off from you know, it went over to like
New york and someone drove up from there and and and brought it and then for the app
Like it was a it was a whole thing
But I eventually figured out how to like just basically you have to make a new itunes account
And then it has to be an american account and an american account requires an american address an american phone number
So you got to fucking do a whole rigamarole. Stop geo locking exercise, please
um
Yeah, but uh, I was I was able to eventually figure that out and then
Um get get it set up. And so now it's working fine. I just as long as I don't tell them where I am
Uh, hopefully they won't remote destroy it
In my inside my house and kill me, you know, I'm sure it'll be fine. Yeah
um
but uh
So that's what I've been doing. I've been using the lightboxer and and and that's going to be um, you know part of the thing
But um, yeah, I'm probably going to be going
As well back to some sort of more intensive training
A multiple times a week which is gonna you know, my choices are basically like during when I record or before I record
And in order to do that and like, you know, I guess rest and then start the stream and record sweaty man
Properly gonna need to
Push things forward a little bit. So probably gonna. Yeah be starting
You know, I might it might we I'm gonna say three
um
From now on but it'll be
Touch and go as I figure this out
Um, that's the three p.m. The eastern that's three p.m. Eastern
And if uh, if it's too tight, then I'll push it back even more and it'll you know, what are you starting now?
One p.m. Eastern you're starting at one. Yeah, okay
so
Like we have a daytime stream more or less, you know, that bleeds into the evening
But uh, yeah, this might push push things back a bit, but whatever. It's like, you know, all that
it's it's like
Shit's important. Gotta gotta fucking get rid of this, you know, because
Fortunately, it's not it's not it's type two not type one. So you can get rid of it
And I ain't going out like patrice
so
well
to be fair
patrice not only
patrice isn't the kind of guy who
You know blindly ignored his health issues patrice o'neill was a man who discovered he had health issues
And then wondered if he could faith heal it by shoving hookers onto the disease
Okay, well as much cocaine as he could get a hold of in the in the stuff
He was doing like in the last like
Like right before the end like he was he was trying. He just wasn't trying hard enough, you know
Like I remember I know I'm just saying you didn't have the cocaine and hooker fueled lifestyle hanging out with jim norton
Yeah, trice o'neill had yeah, I think I think his best years were left behind in brazil
I think he got over that the the camo years
But um, I but what I do recall is like he definitely
Was concerned in talking about a lot of that stuff for you know in his last appearances and shit and whatever
like
For example, uh, my father told me that, uh, you know, everyone in my family has a history of heart disease, right?
And I go all that's tough
And so every time I go to the dock I get checked up and like how's my heart and I go, oh, it's fine
Actually, your blood pressure is actually pretty good, too. I go. That's weird
And so I thought about it like oh, wait a second
Does my family have a long history of heart disease?
Or is it the fact that every single member of the buvay family was a fucking two to four pack a day chain smoker since they were
Yes
Right, right, right. That might have had something to do with it dad. All those cigarettes you smoked in the car
Yeah, um
Like I've mentioned it before but like my family is pretty healthy
I'm basically the only overweight one, you know, and
There's there is I did talk about how like video games
Well, it's not even just that but like of the you know, like when they're like these are the like the the groups of people
That are the most long-lived
on on planet earth on the top 10 list of like
The longest living groups are seventh day adventists
What really? Yeah
I thought you were going to describe an ethno group
I didn't think you were going to describe a religious because they describe because they the grouping can be anything
Right, okay. It can it is not just like ethnic. It's not just like country or nationality. It could be any any grouping whatsoever that creates
Information that can be statistically useful
And what you're saying is that as you broke away from the church you have been cursed with unhealth precisely
Whereas they remain
Clean and and what it kind of comes down to is because there's something that that used to be preached called the health message
You know, and it was it was straight up just like here's how to like live a healthy ass life and eat super clean
You know, so, you know, bible or not l and g white are not you're still going to be
Getting a ton of health benefits from doing what they do and they live a long ass time
Um
top 10 on the planet
Damn woolly. Yeah, you should go back to church. I should go back to church
Yeah, yeah, anyways
Um, no, man, it's uh, it sucks because I know that it like you can it never really goes away once you get it
Once you're in it's there. You can make it go into remission
But if I got a buddy of mine who successfully beat it after after about 10 years of of
Side control. So even after 15 20 years, it's still it's still called remission. It's not be it's not defeated
Ah, you know, but the providing you don't fuck up. That's kind of where you're at
You know, that's what people with cancer say, but like remission is so lame
To say you beat the cancer and you'll never have to think about cancer a whole day in your whole life ever again
Yeah, yeah, and you know, and I mean like the you know, the the timing couldn't be fucking all the timing is is
Pretty as we've mentioned like a lot of people got fucking hit during the the pandemic and
Uh, uh, good dude that I used to test with back in the day
Just unfortunately, he just passed away as well and similarly couldn't get things under control. You know, um, and
it's
you know
You see examples around you of like, yeah, like the last three years a lot of people went from wherever they are
To two maybe three steps worse from that
You know, yeah, no, um the the the the fucking the covid has had a wonderful knock-on effect of hey
Did you have a health condition that was?
moderate or under control
Uh, your weakened immune response from the vid may be knocking you one peg down on the healthy rank enough to
Activate whatever you're late and whatever the fuck it is. Yeah, not you personally
But like everybody everybody who got covid seems to be getting sick more easily
Yeah, I I I also got told that I'm like I'm a little low in my vitamin d, which is like I've never had that before but yeah, that makes sense
Sunlight is a thing that needs to be chased
Gotta go get my copy of buck tie
Before uh before we moved uh from kebek page went to the doctor and she's like
Yeah, this this this and that and then she was like you are
astonishingly
Catastrophically low
in vitamin d
And it was like well hiding from the earth in the basement of our house
That didn't have many open windows
Uh, definitely some we took some vitamin d supplements and now out in bc there's sunlight everywhere and
You know we're we're out all the time. So we're good
But there was that period of like, yeah, no the sun, huh?
Yeah, how about that?
Yeah, no gotta figure that out. Um, also
yes, I'm I'm
like the
You know, the obviously the sooner this kind of shit gets taken care of the the less
Of knock-on effect it has on everything else and I I definitely do
I'm happy that I I don't have to deal with an insulin situation
Which I mean that's like just one of the number one most bonkers things in the states admittedly
Although according to some tweets on twitter. I hear it might be free. So who the fuck knows what's going on?
You know, if you ever wanted proof that rich people don't know what they're doing go fucking look at all the businesses being affected by twitter
Oh, man
Um, oh man. Yeah, it's uh, I don't I don't but anyways
That's that's you know the the the type one stuff for people where you have to just inject it every day is like that's fucking
That's a rough one and I I'm you know fortunate that that's not what I'm the situation I'm in but anyways all this to say
Um, this will affect the schedule therefore
I am bringing it up and discussing it
Well, why'd you move the time the time because the sugar
The sugars the sugars plural the sugars
That's what that's what the old black people called that call it the sugars
Wait, really? Yeah, it's just the one blood sugar. No, no, no, no like back in the day
You're like, oh, what's wrong with what's wrong with uncle? Oh, uncle's got the sugars. You know how it is. Oh really?
The sugars made me do it. They made me move the schedule over
And there's there's a lot of there's a lot of like really interesting coded language
Especially for like older black generations about like things that we just have things that they didn't have words for
But they just found ways to describe it. It's like, oh, don't mind me. I just I have bad nerves
You know, it's like what's happening? Why are you you know, what's going on? It's like, oh my I have bad nerves
It's like, what is that? That's anxiety
You're having an anxiety attack, but we just called it bad nerves back in the day, you know
My mother would describe herself as neurotic
And it's like mom, I think you're having a panic attack. No, no, no, no, no, no
I'm just a little just a little strange. No, you're freaking out. There you go. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. You know
fighting his demons
Right at the bottom in the bottle or whatever anyways, it's there's a whole thing to it, but uh,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that'll
You know, that'll be happening. So, uh, we'll see how it goes. Um, that being said
Uh, hopefully I can join you in your progress
As you've been fucking crushing it and looking
Kind of like a lot of that a lot of that
I really think a huge proportion of that early weight loss like so I've maintained the the that 40 pounds that I lost or 40
Whatever you're looking like that photo of you from my fucking game bus video
Okay, I oh, hey, thanks, man. I really appreciate that. Um
But I feel I feel like that first
45 pounds which I've then maintained I haven't lost anymore since then was a combination of
diet
lifestyle
lack of kebek that's a big one
um, and the
wild
stress of moving all the way across country and setting up the house and the way that we live and just like
It's like stress
Stress is a really good way to make yourself lose a bunch of weight
Because you get through a whole day being so stressed out that you don't eat anything
And then when you do eat something because you have to eat something
It's healthy instead of trash. Yes
I have I have I have watched the weight peel off of my body due to stress in the past. It's kind of crazy
Uh, how effective that works
My beard's coming back now after I after I shaved after I termed it
Yeah, and one of the things that I noticed is that when my mom, uh, she watched like she occasionally
Checks it on the podcast or like one of my streams or whatever
She's like, where did all that white come from in your beard? It wasn't there when you left
And it's like oh
That being said, I'm unfortunately inflicted with like
I really love this city
So I won't be able to shake off the uh, the lack of Quebec symptom that you've listed
Anytime soon
You know, I had I had a a lot. I had a long history of of reasons to be understandable. Absolutely. You know, but
like
someone that was born and raised here and and like
you know
There's there's there's there's I have enough love here that I I I intend to stick around. I really really like it
But there's but there's some shitty shit and right up until they make doing LPs in English illegal
Well
And then you'll move to london ontario
Or fucking
Would you ever consider hamilton? I would never thank you man. That's no other
Oh
Oh, man
Yeah, if you if if if gotham city was offering like a fucking four bedroom
For like six hundred dollars and it was like a nice four bedroom, but it was like in gotham city
Would you move there? I saw that question on twitter a little while ago and I was like, oh man. I don't know
Oh, that's tough
No, but but like, you know
Again, like the the the shit that gets bad that gets bad here does does suck and I know like every place has it's
It's it's sides that, you know, you kind of only learn after
um, some time passes, you know, but
um
No, I I I really do like
Yeah, I don't know what to say. Like I I love montreal. I'm not telling you to leave. No, no, I'm not
I'm not not to you not to you uh to them to them, you know
There's a there's a lot that that uh is is
Keeping me here. So
um
That being said though, uh
What else is going on? So a couple things
uh beyond the
aforementioned big ones
Mm-hmm. Um, I oh, I have a piece of news
Fucking twitch exports onto youtube are piles of shit lately and everything uploads at 360p
Nice
The fuck is up with that sick. Stop that. I'm having to fucking export them and then delete them and then reupload every single video for the past week
Wow
Sucks because they all get stuck at 360p
Um, yeah, I don't think we use that tool at all. I think we just do the
Download it used to be very convenient. Yeah
Um, I saw Wakanda forever
How was Wakanda forever Wakanda forever? Uh was pretty good
And did what did?
Pat did the white people
Act in solidarity by not going to see Wakanda forever
Uh, they did not however
However, uh, there was a really loud
Stupid ass chick in the beginning. Uh, that was annoying the entire theater
Uh, who uh, then got yelled at by
Another angry chick who got up and was like, you know, we paid $30 for this fucking movie. Shut the fuck up
and uh
Just kind of became like I guess they're just drunken kids trying to fucking
You know
Entertain each other type shit and you know, someone went to go get somebody and before that happened
They I guess read the room and made their exit while screaming as loudly as possible to like go. Ha ha. We're gonna stick it to you
um
Yeah, you're really sticking it to me by leaving before someone kicks your ass pretty much, right? You got me. You got me
Yeah, and those situations are always like those are fucking
like
You gotta make a call on them because I've definitely you know stepped in to be like, yo
Like seriously could you fucking do you mind? But you have to make a read on whether or not you think
That person is going to
Just make it worse
at that point
Right because if you think the person is like
If you think there's a chance just based on the way they're behaving that like you can appeal to some
reason in them
Go for it, right? And if it ex effing escalates to that point then stand on it
But if you look at it and you're like, yeah, this person's just gonna make it worse and just start
They they love the fact that they're being annoying. It's like you got to just go get somebody right away
Don't even bother. I remember I was at iron man and the guy right next to me just
Loudly talking and was like pulling out his phone to talk on the phone
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and when I was like, can you fucking not and he's and he threatened to stab me
And i'm like
Yeah, okay, you have to because the thing is you have to take yeah
And I the lack of social cohesion you have to take into account the fact that like the type of person who starts step a
Doesn't understand steps b or c right? Yeah, so appealing to again like you're gonna have
It's a hard call to make but chances are they don't understand
Again social situations like this. They already made a decision. This fucking selfish. They're the main character
Why would they understand being asked to stop and now that's embarrassing and now they look bad, right?
You know, um, I mean, I I really do fucking
It one thing I
envy america for is the goddamn alamo draft house because
Yeah, that is an institution and the times I've went it's been fantastic
I I thought you were gonna say the ability to like concealed carry so you could solve that problem like right away. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, that's that's another one
You would think that in the us the people wouldn't talk in movie theaters anymore. So I was listening to um
I was listening to a
A podcast where someone was talking about how they're like, man
I bought some tickets to go watch a movie at the alamo draft house
And we got there late and they fucking kicked us out. They said we couldn't go in and like that's bullshit, man
And I'm like, no, it's good
good
Like there is one place you can go
Where they don't fucking give a shit about your your nonsense and they want you to have a decent experience watching a fucking movie
And you pay for that. So if you bought those tickets thinking that it was like any other theater, fuck off
You deserve it. Absolutely get kicked to kick the fuck out. That's good. That's the one thing
It's the one thing that theater is for go to any other theater if we wouldn't saw something at the alamo draft house
We were when we were down in texas and
Like it was some piece of shit movie about witches or something and fucking swedish
I don't remember the fuck it was that movie was terrible, but the movie experience was incredible. Here you go
great
Even the shittiest movie was like, I am put my feet up just relaxing got this
I don't want the fuck out. I heard like chicken or something
Does anyone near you suck?
Tell somebody and they'll get tossed get bounced the fuck out. You know
I just called you page again. That's embarrassing. Yeah, that is I gotta stop doing this
Basically, there's two people I talk to all the day. I know
All right, we'll never mind the point that I was gonna make that's embarrassing. All right. Well, anyway
Yeah, so it's just like what I called the you ever call an english teacher or like a teacher mom
You ever do that? Oh, no, but I've heard kids do that. I I've watched them die
I am I am turning beat red just remembering it. Yeah, I've I've watched people die. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah for sure
Don't do it
Anyway, though, yeah, so the the the the theater experience I remember too is like I
It was so weird because in in high school
I was just like, oh, yeah, go to the movies with your friends have fun. Whatever, you know, enjoy it
But whatever within within reason I never had to think about like volume levels
But I remember going on cheapy Tuesdays
Oh, no turned me
As I was sitting in the theater on cheapy Tuesdays. I turned into a movie snob
I felt it happening because it's like if you go to a kids movie
And there's like kids running around in the theater that's understandable because it's a kids movie
You know, but like we'll be going into like fucking
I don't know like road to perdition and someone's got a stroller with them and then I um
And you're like what what the fuck are you doing?
Never forget me and my friend fuggins were at a 9 p.m. Showing downtown of clerks two
And somebody was sitting in the front row with a like eight month old infant
Who started to cry because the movie was loud and it scared them
insane
insane man, you know, like it just like cheapy Tuesdays like it
you know that somebody
It brought out the worst it just it brought out the it brought out the worst
Somebody yelled out. Yeah, yo turn your baby off
Yeah, yeah, I remember that one and then and then fuggins yelled nah, just put it on vibrate
At which point the lady like stormed out furious. I'm like, what do you what what level of respect do you want to have?
yourself
Like if you're at the only time that that shit works is if you're at the fantasia film fest
Which is like made for the crowd to be goofy. Oh, yeah, that's it's we're all for insane
Like we're there for it. Exactly. It's the environment is a party in the theater, you know, like then totally but
um, and yeah that I feel like someone stormed out of a cheapy Tuesday after the credits rolled and then went and then
Filed a business name for the alamo draft house
You know, like I feel like that was one to one you walk out of that experience and you create that business
um
Or and then something about I think Tarantino was involved in like setting up the whatever the idea of like these quiet
enforced theaters
I think cheapy Tuesdays
was the first time
Like when I was like 26 or 27
Was like I just went to I don't even remember what it was
But I went to go see a movie by myself because like fuck it. It's cheap. No nobody wants to go see it
I'll go see it whatever and I'm in there and it was such a miserable experience. I'm like
Am I an adult now that I just hate all the people under 20 that are in this room?
Like I hate like I'm only a couple years older than they are
but like
Fucking go back to school and die like shut up shut the fuck up
And that's the thing is like if you're talking to a row of like seven kids
Right, they the funnier move to them is to get louder
You know
And depending on the age group it might be
Oh, sorry, sorry, and then explode later and
You know or it might just be like full-on grade 10 like yo, fuck you
We're gonna swing on you type shit. So
anyway, um
But yeah, as as as that lady rightfully pointed out
$30 was fucking paid by everyone in that theater to enjoy the movie. Holy shit
Fuck you. Um
And and she she shame walked out of there
While while screaming scream shame whatever anyways by the way to those of you in the in the chat and listening at home that are like
What the 30 what the fuck?
You have to remember that one usd is 1.33 canadian dollars
So in flight that plus. I assume you're at i max. Yeah
Yeah, there you go. That's that's that's that's the reality of it. Yeah, okay. So what kind of forever?
uh, that was pretty good
in terms of
just handling the situation they were dealt
doing a respectful job of it and
Landing and nailing it. They did a pretty good job with that
All the stuff that I was kind of talking about when I saw that trailer of just like, okay, this movie is going to be like
About loss. It's going to be about the morning. They did a pretty good job with all that. Um,
Really really liked that part. That's that stuff. Um, and yeah, I'm not going to get into any spoilers
I'll just you know, but but I'll say this like Angela Bassett fucking kills it
super good, um
she is
She is like
And as she should, you know, like that's that's basically like a
a 90s
uh
Black actor royalty in a way, you know when she comes in for a role you're like, oh shit. Yeah, okay
That's that's Stella
That's Stella from Stella. How Stella got her groove back, you know, so
I have a I have a bit of silly question and I don't know if this is a spoiler because it's it's actually very confusing to me
As somebody who has not really seen much of the trailers
And have not I have not been following Marvel's phase for it all
like at all, um
It's called Wakanda for is it is called Black Panther Wakanda forever or Wakanda or just Wakanda forever
It's called Black Panther Wakanda forever
I don't know if this is a spoiler of a question, but um, is there a Black Panther in this movie?
The trailer shows you a Black Panther
okay
Is is the who that is supposed to be a surprise?
Yeah, or
Okay, it okay. The the trailer shows you a Black Panther and doesn't tell you what's going on
All right, because because I've been I've been like super confused
About this. Yeah, that's that's that's the way they've been they marketed it
Overtly stated as to like if there'll be a replacement or not or
They said they said they're not replacing Chadwick is what they said, right? Okay, so there are they're not recasting Chadwick
Is what right? So it's like, yeah fair the impact of that would be
Who's he, you know, it would be yeah, it would it would have been a bad call
um
But everything around that like at least in terms of like, okay
So what are they going to do they that's what that's what they kind of show you in the trailers is like
There's going to be something but go see to find out what it is
um
Beyond that, um, you know again the the it handles all that really well, um
the
The I want to say like
The first half of this movie
Is what it looks like when you
Nuke the Bechdel test
Like okay, the Bechdel test in shambles like annihilated
Okay, so like yeah, okay, you know
uh
It's it's like
Man, that's when you say nuke it
Do you mean like throw it in the trash in the or do you mean like destroy it as in a positive state?
Oh, no passes. It's passes. It's so hard that like nothing comes close the phrasing of nuke it is actually a little unclear
Yeah, no no none none not fails it like passes. It's so hard that nothing's come close. It's like you've got you've got you know
Basically like black panthers
You got it's chalice family members
Just yeah doing their thing, you know talking about shit
uh, yeah, and and you know, um
In the end like, you know some of the some of the like my favorite character in the first one was mbaku
You know a challenger to the throne and he
Stays classic comes in he's got the got some good one-liners, you know throwing in just proper
just
Just proper insults with that accent, you know, like
Calling someone out a bald-headed woman
You know this is great mbaku is wonderful. Um, but uh, there is a
There is a a a
Yeah, oh and the other thing too is like, okay
Be warned. This is a two hour and 41 minute movie
Right, so it's long
Got it. It goes so don't go in expecting an hour and 30 and you're out, you know
um
And it takes the time obviously to like go where it's going and do all the things I didn't feel like
um
Didn't feel like there was a ton that like it feels like they trimmed a bunch
There's a lot of shots where you're like, oh that probably was a whole really in a two hour 41 minute movie
They it feels like they trimmed a bunch
Yeah, uh, that's not sarcastic like I'm like even at that runtime. It still feels like it got cut down. Yeah
Um, there's a couple scenes where they cut to like a moment or a conversation where you're like
Oh, that was probably a lot longer and then they just kind of got to the they just you know,
Snipped it to the core points and moved on
Because you know this thing fucking runs
um
Here's the thing about it
And you know, this is I kind of touched on this a little bit when I saw dr. Strange as well
But like now now i'm really feeling it and punch mom as well
um
It is a good movie
But I am definitely officially mcu'd out
um
It's like it is clear as day at this point that like
All the stuff that starts to happen that's like the mcu stuff
Which is pretty much when the action starts popping off, you know, and it goes down a certain way
Like you're the moment the action starts happening. You're like, it's an mcu action scene. Here we go
And then the mcu things start to happen and it's like, oh man. I
Am not invested in this at all. I'm super invested in
The conversation they were having 10 minutes before this fight started
You know, but now I'm like, yeah
I I actually really liked Loki and I think a big reason why I liked Loki is there are like four
Action scenes in that entire fucking like 12 episode series. Yeah, they go a different way with Loki
They were you know, and I think that's gonna be the key going forward is like trying to like
Decouple themselves from that formula and just make something that like
um
Tell a story that has
Characters that are interesting and like if you have good writing, you don't have to you know
Like in comics, there's a while where the comic stories also got boring people got tired of
What you know or what you call cape shit
And then yeah, like interesting writers would come about and do things that would be like, oh, well, that's fun
It's something different, you know, uh, there's there's a wonderful comic where
Uh, wolverine is at a bar and he calls spider-man down because he's like I read that. Yeah
Yeah, he's like he's got a mission to go on, you know, and like what's the mission the Logan
Fucking hang out with him for his birthday. Just have a drink and talk some shit. It's like, oh damn
Logan's got nobody to hang out with okay actually come to think of it when I was watching moon night
I also felt the same every time his magic costume went on him. I was like, wow, I don't care about this at all
I want to go back to
Him being fucking nuts
And being confused
Yeah, like that's way more fun. So this movie has that right it has that feeling where you're like
Okay, we're following what's going on all the Wakanda stuff. All right, and now they introduce namor
right
Yes, sue storms, uh, maybe backup plan after reed bites it. Oh, oh, yeah, you know, like
Professor fantasticuck
Yeah, mr. Franta. Yeah, um, no namor shows up in this in this situation and
So he's like this seems like cool fish, man. So you know what they do is um, the submariner is a
A a Aztec war god
Right is the vibe, right? So, um instead of it's Kotal Khan. Yeah, or or um, um
Fucking what's the other one? Aquaman? No, um
Anyway, the there's a um
He instead of coming up looking like Leonard Nimoy
with uh with the the uh with the hermes boots on
Um, you you got a yeah, you got your your Kotal Khan type Aztec dude or you know in his in his
When he's in his full vibe in doing everything for the most part
He kind of is talking and taking it off and and being a character, you know, and that's it's it's a it's an interesting mix up to the whole
Atlantis sort of uh
situation and
You know not like going down in history is like
um
One of the fucking strongest craziest most memorable, you know, like marvel villains, but certainly like a good introduction to that character
and they do
He plays well enough as like because Namor is an asshole
in marvel
He's like hero, but he's an asshole
And then he's a villain and then he's you know, and you're like what just
man
You know and like they're like a bit of a
Go ahead
I have a bit of a strange question because um black panther had some problems
Like particularly the cg and the action all that stuff
Uh
But uh kill monger is like hands down the fucking best villain that the mcu had at any point
Because like some of it was he was talking sense
And he was just wildly charismatic and he was also vegeta
Yeah, he was also right like like like the best thing like kill monger was such a fantastic villain because
Kill monger like comes in right and you're like, okay
Then like when when everyone saw black panther and like Wakanda in the theaters and like the novelty of holy shit
this crazy what if super techno africa existed right and
You go. Oh my god. That's so cool. Like and it's a very like
touching
moment of like
Wow, what like that's a that's a cool fantasy setting to to to create and then
While you're lost in that someone's going
Hey, yo, why don't you fucking?
Why didn't you come help us back when we were getting our asses kicked for score in 20 years ago?
Where the fuck were you when we were all dying man?
Marvel, you know a lot of a lot of villain fiction
Or a lot of villain writing has this problem, but like marvel has had it at least twice. Yeah
Did you watch falcon and the winter soldier? No
Okay, so falcon the winter soldier has the exact same problem
That kill monger has and that is the villain has
Like better and more understandable
Motives to the audience than the hero does
And thus the hero the the villain is like the sympathetic one
And the one that the audience is starting to root for
And then they realize that they have written the villain in a way too compelling is rooting for them
And so they pull the glass and they hit the big red button that says and then the villain said
And that's why we're gonna kill everybody. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah that and it's and it's not a logical extension
Of what they were saying before in falcon and the winter soldier the villains are about
Forced resettlement and forced repatriation of people who immigrated to countries
When Thanos did the bullshit and how they're all locked in legal limbo and being turned into refugees
And you're like
Okay, that makes sense. That's a real problem
And they're they're engaging in mostly non violent terrorist acts as a form of protests blah blah blah
And then they hit this turning point where they're like and then we're gonna kill everybody at the un
because
And all of a sudden all of a sudden their dialogue doesn't even make any sense because the original plot of the story was not about that
It was about a disease that they had that they weren't getting medical treatment for okay
Okay, all it's all chopped and screwed and you're like wait. Why did they all just decide to stab every baby?
Well, unfortunately, you haven't seen the last of that, you know, like, you know, right? Yeah
That that that definitely does exist. But in terms of the bit with killbonger, it's like
That's fantastic reasoning to be like yo assholes
We're dying out here man. What are you doing? Right?
Like why did why did Wakanda not help Haiti in its overthrow of its slave state?
And and it's like why Wakanda? Why not? Because the vibranium though we got to protect the vibranium
We can't
know
You know
The vibranium we can't let anyone know about the vibranium guys
But everybody knows about the vibranium. No, but we can't let them have it though. Sorry
You're like you're living on fucking Mount Olympus. Wow
We're fucking getting our ass is destroyed. We're getting beat man. Come on
And that's that's it. You know, so like when killmonger walks up in there with that energy, you're like
He's not wrong
He's great. He's a fantastic villain
You know, now did he need to fucking burn everything and and whatnot? No, but
You get it. You get it. You know
Um, so yes, exactly. That's the type of compelling shit
Uh, uh that I love. Uh, yeah, so in any case though, um
You know, you will I like it's funny because like seeing as this is the sequel. I remember I was kind of wondering
Like will we then see the fruits of like, um, Wakanda starting to be less of a dick towards the rest of the world
And it's like, yeah, okay, kind of we we're got an outreach center over here
We're starting to help out over there. We're being kind of reluctant, but you're just like damn like
Is a Wakandan citizen as just as likely to drop a hard R
Or on a random, you know what I mean on a random like low born
Compared to like anyone else back in the fucking 1600s, you know
You get you get you get like you want to see
Like hey guys
Like please show me that you're helping the world, right? Please because this this the fantasy is like it
It lasts for a second and then you go, okay, but really though. What do we how we what's going on, right?
Anyway, so I feel like
This movie has really exemplified to me exactly how done I am with mcu because uh, I felt no interest to actually
Watch it. Hmm
I just want to know what happened in it. Okay. Okay. Do you like that? That's how I am with comics
I don't want to read comics. I just want somebody to want to know what the next step of the thing is
Yeah, right and as a result when I then went and went okay, people are talking about the secret
Ending what is it and I go look at it and I go. Oh
That's interesting. Yeah. Yeah, that's very very interesting. Yeah
Uh, but I don't I don't care enough right anymore
So what I was able to determine from this is that like it's a good movie
But the mcu-ness
is just we're at we're at
Franchise fatigue. We're at Assassin's Creed
We're at that point where it's damn it. You got there first
We're at Assassin's Creed, man
And like, you know, we've been and I've been enjoying the movie and it's a you know the and and then it hits a moment
Where you're like, okay first act we got to go to an exotic location
To do an exotic chase scene that leads to the catch catching either the device nemont the the mcguffin or character
that needs to be setting up them the second act and
After that big old scene you can kind of just feel the you've climbed the tower ubi points unlocked
Right ubi tower unlock. You're like, all right. All right. And then back to the movie
You're like cool and we're in and then it's gearing up for the next part and you're like, okay, here we go
and
I mean there's some stuff that happens where you're like in the revelations that happen in the middle of the action scene
like there's some stuff that's like
Like a new kind of hero joins the cast in a way that I'm kind of like, man, this is the most
this like
Someone that joins is kind of like emblematic of
the formula
Hitting you can type it into the chat with into the discord. So like I you don't say it out loud
And I won't spoil it, but I'm curious as to what you're describing
So I can go oh and then people can be frustrated that we didn't say it out loud
Oh
Right. Oh, I saw that. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So new new character new heroes around
And what a great way to be introduced to that which was the way I found out about that was a people being mad
Well, it just how I saw that for the first. Oh, yeah, we're people mad about that. Okay, interesting people are very mad
Okay, well, I mean the the usual people
Okay, okay. Well in any case
Yeah, if you know if you know about you know, I don't know what the trailers have shown but like
You know, the new hero helps out the the group at the end and
Like I just kind of I'm like that also is emblematic of
MCU fatigue
Because I just the nature of like this type of character
Is I'm already tired of it, you know, so
You know what else really stands out about
MCU fatigue
And I really felt that way during um moon night
But I didn't mention at the time but now that I've I've engaged in more I can feel it is like you're having these really serious scenes
That are like really like attempting to have some kind of emotional gravitas
And then at the
The three quarters point in the scene
Because you're afraid that the audience might actually be feeling an emotion
You you throw in a weed and quip
To to lighten the mood so we can get back to the overall like ha ha
comics, uh, okay, okay
And the that was really bad in moon night because moon night is so serious and he's so fucking ill
But when I when I caught
So I watched fucking avengers and all that shit and I watched spider-man far from home and I caught clips of doctor strange
You know every single time you bring up spider-man
You don't need to make a joke about how he shoots webs out his asshole, right?
There are four
different gags across three movies
About spider-man shooting webs out his ass
Okay, yeah, we get it. Mm-hmm. It's a spider
Um, but yeah, all this all this to come comes back to like, you know, um
Yeah, the the it does interesting things. It's a good like I said, it's a good movie. It just has
its big climb it's big like
MCU action climaxes that are unfortunately the weakest parts because we're so tired of them and
Does a CGI black panther fight a bunch of goons? Yeah
Sure, absolutely. You bet your ass that happens
um
but
No, and but but still I I think um, it's it's you know, if you
I mean if you like the first one certainly and you want to
Know more and you want to go more into that world and like follow it up and see where they're going with things
They do some interesting things and uh, it's I I I did enjoy that, you know
Um, so yeah, that's my that's my little, you know, without going into much further detail. That's where I'll leave it
Uh on black panther
um
Uh
What else?
Yeah, what else man? What's what's what else is going on in the woolly verse?
Um
Oh, yeah, so we talked about signalist talked about light boxer
um
The only other thing is I just I'm going hard on Gundam evolution
Um more, huh? Yeah, really really
Uh
Really enjoying it man. It's it's
Scratching that itch and that you know that overwatch fun that I used to have like I'm really getting
the enjoyment out of jumping in and going online
um
and
Uh, I like I said, I just I identified some some stuff that I want to unlock and I tried switching around to different units
And like this game like it's got legs. I really hope
it
It doesn't like just kind of come and go in this state
You know, um, this would you want to say it actually grow and and have this
Yeah, this thing growing with more more characters more maps more levels all that shit. I was talking about last week, you know like
Uh, uh, would would really really benefit it
um
And uh, yeah, so I started kind of like because some of the weeklies and and and battle pass stuff required like gun tank
To be played I started I switched over to gun tank and started playing that and it's like
man like
It is I I mean, I guess the point of like a good
Team shooter like this would be that a character should be easy to understand what their goals are
um
But Jesus Christ gun tank like its whole thing is if you're in its giant reticle
It does
Guaranteed it's like like Winston electricity guaranteed locked on damage
Right, and then you can target something for more specific
uh, uh, uh
Bastion turret damage
um
And then you can do a junk rat
Uh, uh big old kamikaze wheel
Style flying dive where you do the core fighter explosion and just wipe out the point
And I'm like this it is ridiculous how free
The kills are when you play a character like that like you don't you can just hang back and support and just
Clean up all day and uh, basically like not all classes are made equal
They kind of put the difficulty up there to pretty much tell you
It's it's uh, but I am feeling that like
Whichever class I'm playing I switch over I play barbitose with the with the
The hybrid but I switch over to full control for the rest and like yeah, I actually feel like
Controller is totally fine on this game
Yep, you know the only the only time I fucked around with it both massive keyboard and controller
And the only time I had trouble is like the characters that zoom in for sniper rifle. Yes. Yes
And a really good gm sniper is gonna just wreck your team anyways, and it doesn't even matter, you know, um
That is a major. Yeah
That's a that's a type that that directly you cannot
You can't compare the difference between like a a thumb sniper versus a mouse sniper
But I guess like
So I'm looking at this and I'm like now not every fps certainly had this type of thing like for a long time
We always talked about you know the the difference between when mouse and keyboard players could just destroy people on on gamepads
But I guess the game design can kind of compensate for that depending on the type of guns speed and and
Like weapon reticle and auto aim. There's there's a million things you can you can tweak
Oh man, do you want to hear the newest breaking news about twitter that's actually somewhat important sure
Okay, so earlier today five hours ago
Mr. Elon Musk says part of today will be turning off the quote micro services quote bloatware less than 20%
Or actually needed for twitter to work this uh disabled two-factor authentication on the site
So if you have two factor and log out you are locked out of twitter probably forever
So if you have two factor which you should have don't log out wait does it just revert to not two factor log in
No, it says enter the verification code sent to and then a bunch of asterisks is because it doesn't have your phone number attached anymore
Oh
Yeah
Let's go
Oh, sorry. It's only two factor to your phone which considering twitter is a phone app. That's what 99 percent of people haven't sent to
Nice good
It's good. Do I have twitter sent to an authentication token? Let's find out
Ah
Parsik personally, I thought the double verification was pretty sick. I thought that I don't I have it set to my phone. Yeah
Wow, that's good
Yeah, that's real good. Yeah, great great great. Anyways, um
Yeah, that'll that'll do. That's me
Check out the channel. We got woolly versus
um this week uh gonna finish off signal us tomorrow and
Play some other stuff
And
Then probably on wednesday, we're gonna resume with bayonetta and uh mass effect
Hooray. Yeah, I think um
Yeah, I think tomorrow because if I've only got like 20 minutes left on signal us or whatever
Um, I mean I not I mean depending on how long I I checked it and you were looking at that computer
um
So maybe 20 to an hour like
Okay, like but it's it's definitely sub one sitting
Well, if I finish early enough and there's time to pop something else in I think I'll uh, take a look at uh,
Sonic frontiers see what's going on with that game
I'm also going to take a look at son of frontiers this week because uh, everyone has been telling me that it is great
Good things which is like the first time I've heard that from a sonic game since I've literally never heard that about a sonic game in my entire life
Oh, that's not true sonic mania was yes, it was believed
Ah, you're right. Ah, sonic mania did come out. People did tell me that was good. Okay, aside from sonic mania
That's the only time. Yeah, uh, but that's it and then of course over on willy versus the algorithm. Go check it out
We got some fun clips dropping and uh
Yeah, there's some what was what was the other one the other day it was fucking
Some something about
Oh, yeah, reggie and uh reggie scums it out anor londo
What the hell is that? Uh, well, you know anor londo archers
Uh, everyone waits with bated breath to see
How he's gonna deal with them
and
The fucking the dice rolls
Just the luck the the the the the luck gods just provide him with
Uh, the fucking banana peel
Spawn that the archer slips on and look and they're like, you know, there's a one in twenty chance that that banana peel spawns
And uh, I hate that that's bullshit. Yeah
You know, so
Go go enjoy that clip
Oh god damn it
Well, let's see what else do I got going on? Um
The main thing is the god of war ragnarok came out
Uh, and I played about 12 hours of god of war ragnarok and right off the bat
That's a big big big fucking game
Like that is substantially like, you know, when you just feel how much bigger it is right away
It took me like most of a session to get to the part where I'm right riding around on a canoe
Doing doing side stuff. Okay. Um
Um
It's a direct like it is it's not you know, it's not uh, what do you call it?
It's not dmc one to dmc three. It's dmc three to dmc four. There's more moves
And you start with the blades of chaos at the beginning this time
um
And whatnot, um
But there's still the same gear system the same gameplay system
You're you're hanging out with the boy and memir on your boat talking about stuff going to do, you know god of war shit
um
It does have one really really really massive change
Um that the game kind of hides from you for a long time
But it has an issue with what i'm going to call interface spoilers
Hmm
so
The game has a really excellent amount of options just like a lot of the other sony games
there's tons of stuff for like auto pickup or disability options or
uh visual indicators or you know remappable controls, etc, right?
And then the the tutorial prompts and stuff like that that they give you is
Extremely clear extremely clear
And there's one
interface spoiler
So there's one part of the interface that is
too clear
Because it's when the game is explaining you your controls when you get atreus
And you know atreus has the you you hit the square button and atreus shoots the arrows, right?
And the issue is is that god of war one
That button was called like the atreus button
Mm-hmm, right in god of war ragnarok that has been renamed to the companion button
Oh
Yeah
Yeah, yeah, wow
I like that is that is like the first 40 minutes of the game and I saw that like oh
Oh
So that's what we're gonna be doing. That's what we're doing. We're gonna be switching out
playable characters and yes, the game does switch out playable characters at numerous points
um
and
those other playable characters
are
Thankfully a lot of fun to play as they could have done something
They could have picked a word like assist, you know, yeah to just not put an inference on that
Yeah, like and there's another problem when you look at the when you look at the skill list kratos
You get to see all of kratos's future skills. They're just locked by upgrades, right and they're like
And then you get atreus and his skill list unlocks
And his entire skill list is like four skills in this tiny upper left corner of the of the fucking screen
With like 90 percent is just a blank bridge. And you're like, I wonder what those are going to be
Okay, so the interface spoils you
Huh, like interesting like and it's it's weird because it builds up to it as like
Can you believe you're actually it's like, yeah, dude, the your fucking level up screen told me that like nine hours ago
like you like elton ring's best trick
Is to lie about how big the map is
Elton ring only showing you the diameter or sort of the borders of the map that you've actually been to or unlocked
And so the map actually like quintuples in size by the time you get to the end of the game was genius
Because it hid just how much there was this game
Horribly horribly screws that up telegraphs it
It's you know right away
Hey, yeah, good game. It's almost like almost like I'm like game back in the era of like loading screens that just show you what's coming
You know, yeah
Yeah, the game plays pretty much the same plays great
The areas are fascinating
Exploring around and talking to the boy and the head are cool question about that
I remember so from the last one it felt if I remember correctly like
it was
Approaching that ending was like
This is just about to but does not overstay its welcome
right
In terms of the gameplay loop and and and how that felt
um
In this case is there enough different going on
That it's like refreshing or is it just that it's been long enough?
That you can come back to it
But if you were to play these back-to-back like the born identity movies, it would be like oh man. This is way too close
So I think I think the so if you play them back-to-back, you're gonna run to the issue that kratos does it unlike many other action game protagonists
Um, he's being reset to default kratos. You do start with the blades like pretty much right away
But he still has to re unlock most of his moves
That he got so that's rough
And it looks like peak end of game kratos from what i'm looking at at least according to the skill tree
Is going to be more or less the same as what you were messing with at the end of god of war one
Sorry god of war 2018. Yeah. Yeah, you said one before and I was like it sucks
But the the fact that they're mixing and matching who you're actually just calling go w god of war
It sucks dude. It sucks so bad new um
Also like so far like almost every single enemy has been new
Um including a nice little gag where kratos insta kill cutscene murders a enemy they overused in the first game
Nice like you know those trolls that you had to fight three times
The big like one shows up and kratos doesn't even come out of the cutscene and just shuts his head off
Nice and they go, huh those trolls again, huh? Yeah, and then they just move on and I was like, okay
I understand what you're doing here. I appreciate that good good good
Uh so far. Yeah, it's a really it's a really high quality
Uh shit zillion dollar sony produced first party game
Uh that has a really interesting well. No, it does not have an interesting story
Actually, the story is awful the character writing and interactions are great
And I very much enjoy every time the characters interact and talk to each other
But like the actual like hey, here's what we're doing like who like fucking who gives a shit
We gotta go get the guy why oh, we gotta go do this dad like who gives a fuck
It's an excuse to have fun conversations
It's just an excuse from amir and atreus and kratos to talk and argue about bullshit
Um
Which it's really nice which I mean to be honest if you have strong characterization
But you have like your overall plot is lacking like you can hide that really well
Because you don't because you enjoy spending time with these people
Yeah, no, they're very character-centric games like the plot is a
I mean they want me to not think that the plot is cool, but it's it's just
Like god of working like it's always like I have a goal. What's the goal?
We're gonna go do it with stuff got in the way while we were doing it
Um, I'm sure there'll be a big twist, but uh, I'm not
I'm not I don't care like it's I'm I'm here for I'm here for the banter
And for kratos being an old man
And hearing that in a flashback that his wife called him grumbles
As her nickname for him
Nice, which I think is great
That's pretty solid
There's only one other thing to note
And it's this it's this thing where
You know, you're you're solving a puzzle, right?
And you're like, oh, do I freeze the water or do I right? You know throw the explosive here or whatever
And right when you're about to get it
Mimir or atras goes, hey, did you hey, did you think you could freeze the water?
You could try freezing the water on that spot
And like the game is like
It doesn't give you enough time before it starts back seating you
and
I reached somebody linked a video
To me, which was like a gdc talk about like the nature of like how to
Accommodate players with the god of war like dialogue flow
And they're like desperate to try and keep people from getting stuck on anything
So like there is there is a concerted effort to like really minimize the amount of time you could ever think about a puzzle
By having the characters like kind of solve it for you as maybe
One full minute as you walk up to it
Yeah, so they kind of want you to solve them instantly or within 60 seconds somebody go
Okay, why don't you lift that part? So so hold on thought
uh
signal as puzzles
Yeah, right fuck off
Okay, I didn't I enjoyed them. I had no problem with them
but
Like it's it was kind of hilarious how like that water one is like
Oh, you can just trial and error this but it's going to take you a while
So right on the table is the solution
And the solution being there is you still have to just be like, okay, hold on wait what step by step
You still have to memorize it
There's two things going on with the signal as puzzles. Okay first thing is signals institutes a inventory item that lets you take screenshots
in game
Because puzzle solutions you will need to have the actual thing to look at and cross reference with the thing you're doing
Cool idea
But it really says a lot about the the design that they were like no
You must have an item in the game that can take a photo of this thing
and second time
Is that that specific puzzle is the only puzzle in the game that just has the direct
Like it's not a metaphor. It's not a dream diary. It's not it is here is how you turn on the water
Here's the answer to the puzzle
And follow the steps
It's very funny because there is a similar water filtration puzzle in resin evil 3 original
That is
murderously difficult and can kill your run because it's pseudo randomized
So if you're speedrunning you can ruin your fucking speedrun
And to the point where everyone looks up a guide for that fucking piece of shit because it sucks
And i'm doing that i'm like, oh god not one of these and then right next to it is a
Okay, no here's i hear just this is how you do the fuck is how you do it and that's and it really stood out to me as like
Oh, man
They wanted to put that in and then they gave it to somebody and that part and people got fucking stuck with that
So that's where i'm talking about that's where the iteration
Process the iterative process starts to show itself is like that puzzle clearly was just too difficult
No matter what they did to it and they went fuck it put the answer down
It's still going to take you some time to put to implement the answers into the thing even if we give it to you, you know
Yeah, so that's what happens when you hit the other side of the spectrum
With the puzzles
Like i think the joke is that the the the sony first party stuff is being designed to accommodate players like dsp
who don't pay attention and just like
Have to be told in the moment how to do it
But it is a little annoying that on two separate occasions the instant that i solved the puzzle in my mind
But before i started to actively solve it with my fist
Atreus was like, hey dad, why don't you do this you old dumb man?
And i was like, oh, i guess i didn't solve it fast enough the devs think i'm stupid
um
darn
but and then well
it's uh
I'm being reminded of those moments that happen in real life
Where i'm sitting there and like a puzzle pops up and then it's a mental race between me and reggie to be like
Oh, yeah
Who's gonna call it out first who's gonna get there first, you know like hey, did you yeah, i saw it shut up
You know there's there's so many fun different variations of that like me and page
I'll be playing a game and she'll be on the controls and we hit a puzzle and like great
She's gonna take too long in the puzzle and people are gonna make fun
But more importantly than that i have to solve the puzzle before her so that i can be smug about having solved the puzzle before
Precisely and on suit on some occasions i go, okay, honey. Let me solve it and then i fucking fail to solve it
Which is now the worst of all conditions
Right that happened on baba when we were playing baba is you that happen like a dozen times like oh, i have the solution because i'm so smart
Fuck
Shit i don't damn it
um
yeah, i remember um
Talking about stuff like facilitating the player and everything there was um
Jean right friend of the show gene
park, uh, mad at had a thread about i want to say the squeeze spaces in games like god of war and ff7 remastered
where um
They actually got uh, there was responses from i think a couple game devs in it and it was in it
It was an interesting discussion because basically gene was pointing out that he's like i hate these things because
Like while they mask loading
They um, they also are the type of things that are going to be
Stuck with the the game no matter how far the tech goes in the future
Whereas yeah old games with loading screens now those loading screens don't exist anymore
Yeah, therefore all of that masking what you know being in game actually just makes it bad for the future
What's strange is that the god of war devs actually responded to?
um
Gene and saying those aren't all loading screens. Yeah a lot of those are just for the story
Boosting boost points right after the fight to make sure that the fight is over before someone can come in
Uh, so you can't leave your partner behind and shit like that
Yeah, that just seems like a like a
semantic argument like
Like it's still like i don't know the whole like first of all some of those are like some of them are loading screens
Absolutely, i've been playing the game. There are some that you go through
A fucking little crevice for fucking 10 seconds and exit out onto a giant vista
I don't care if you tell me that's not a loading screen. I don't believe you
Um
Oh, i'm now being
I'm now being informed that the god of war talk that I skimmed through about
appealing to less active players
Is in fact using dsp's footage as example and they're graying out his face, but you can hear him talking
Oh
The newest god of war puzzle solution
Helping being designed so that even dsp can play it to which i've been informed that he's actually even with
Even with a game designed specifically to his criteria. He is apparently not doing very well with god of war ragnarok either
okay
Well, are you familiar with um
The drama surrounding bear proofing a trash can uh, no
So there's a logistical engineering problem about bear proofing a trash can that has yet to be solved
And it's kind of like this this fun little thought experiment and the problem is
Is that any thing any bear any trash can that you design that cannot be opened by the smartest bear
Can also not be opened by the bottom percentile of humans
Uh
Because there is a actual overlap in in trash can opening intuition
Between smart bears and dumb people interesting
They land in the same spot
Yeah, so if you may if you make if you make a a trash can
That bears absolutely can't open and you sell it to people a certain percentage of those people will call your office and yell at you
Because they can't open the trash can
I mean
I think you take the hit on that and you just kind of like hope that culturally
People can learn through memetically through other people
Uh, uh, and and you push that forward, but yeah, no the stupidity is astounding. Um, I I recently learned about
how
A couple decades ago
A and w tried to introduce a third pound burger
Have you heard of this?
A third pound burger a third pound instead of a quarter pounder. It's like a third. Yes
And
It sold terribly and they didn't understand why
And then they did marketing research and they got back the data were
Tons of people looked at it and went why the fuck would I pay
The same price for less meat
Clearly a third pound of of meat is less than a quarter pound to meat
It's one out of three. I want the one out of four
That's that's good
Like it failed because people can't understand a fraction
You know on a basic level then that's real. So yeah, yeah, no
That's mm faith face annihilated a fun game
And it's uh, it's interesting because um, I mean you you went through god of war with me obviously and you you saw that
Kratos was like Kratos in god of war 2018. He's a massive asshole. Mm-hmm
But he's like he has made the decision to not want to be such a massive asshole anymore. Yeah
And uh in god of war ragnarok. There's all these little pieces of progress in which he is like
calmer overall
He's not as much of a prick
He he calls people by their names
Is actually one of the bigger ones. He almost never ever ever ever says boy. He says atreus progress
He he doesn't say head. He says memir
um
And he actually has some like genuine character development and it's nice
Um and atreus sounds like he's hitting puberty too. Uh like the voice atreus
voices deeper
Atreus is uh as appropriate to his stance in the story as a new north god of mischief dickery
A unruly shitheaded teenager
Ah teen group doesn't listen
Yeah, it makes fun of his dad's old knees
and shit like that so
It's definitely a wildly different dynamic
Uh, and it's very nice
It was a smart idea to kick that story forward about 10 years because
Like if it had just been like little baby atreus again, it would have kind of been boring
No, yeah, head atreus
Yeah, did the yeah teenage group versus like the i used to be a shithead, but i'm calming down and oh, yeah
Seeing the echoes all that jazz good stuff. Yeah smart
Um cool. Yeah, good game
Did you see anything that is the equivalent of the valkyries in this?
yet
No
I did not in fact
uh, I am
I'm about 10 hours in I have not fought any mini boss
Oh, no, I have I fought a super drogger called the hated
But it's like it's a super drogger. It's it's like a regular enemy that's been juiced up to hell
Sure, nothing similar to a valkyrie yet. Okay, um, there is a gameplay thing in it that I guess they thought was cool
But I hate
I hate and I want to hear your opinion on it
So when you unlock a move with kratos be it like the ground slam or the the axe throw
Or the hold the r2 button to slam the axe and somebody and then throw them
There's certain tiers of it now called bronze silver and gold
and it's like use
Use the axe throw
50 times and you'll go to silver and you'll do a little more damage
And then move use it a hundred times and it'll go to gold
Then it'll do a little more damage and then when you hit gold it goes, okay
Do you want to use a full skill points worth of experience to increase?
Either it's damage or it's done or it's
I forget what the third one is or it's freezing power or whatever and that applies to every single one of your skills
Um, and so I'm playing through as kratos and I'm getting into this awful situation in which I'm like
Well, I maxed out and unlocked the final tier of the axe throw
In order to adequately unlock all the rest of my things to the final tier. I now can no longer use the axe throw
Yeah, I now have to use
The other share your axe throw. Yeah
So this was
This thing you're describing sucks and this was already answered in mega man zero one
Where if you might recall the way you leveled up weapons in mega man zero one was you just you swung them around, right?
and um
Putting points into something according to your choices and preferences allows you to pick what you like and enjoy it
But when you pick a weapon in mega man zero one and you're like, okay, well time to go level this one up now
You just walk into the wastes and just start swinging at nothing
For as long as it takes to be like up that's leveled up
All right time to switch to the next one
And you can and in like in the because because the the state of progression of going through the stages in a lot of cases
like
The game's hard enough that you're gonna keep playing but you can
Play through and not kill enough things and use enough weapons to get those weapons leveled up
So you have to go grind them out a bit, you know
So, uh, there is an in-game solution to this problem that they offer you
and
I don't think it's a particularly good solution
And
The solution is they give you a training dimension to go hang out in and those hits count
And those hits count, uh, no still no no no no no no so like so like and and chat's going nuts and going like
It's not that big of a deal. It's not wrong. It's like, I don't know man
So like before I play god of war tomorrow like
I feel like I kind of have to play it for a couple hours in the training dungeon
To literally just do like dodge forward and hit r1 to do the spin attack
Like 40 times and then dodge back and do the axe throw 40 times and that's not a solution
I'm not training. That's me just mitigating this annoying thing that makes me feel punished
And I guess this is a mindset thing because the game wants me to feel
Rewarded by using certain moves a lot. Yeah, but instead I just feel punished by not using every move equally
And I understand the incentive to push players to not just rely on the axe
You know or not just rely on one thing like you want to find ways to to push that
in this case though like yeah, you kind of
Like that's a forced disincentive. I I much prefer the ability to like
You know try things and then like you put a point of leveling up into whatever you want to expand and go in that direction
You know, it's like I I have obsessive compulsive
You know
tendencies and tendencies and all that and that's obvious right, but I like
I it feels
I don't think I'm I have not run into anyone that I've spoken to with my voice
That had any other reaction that was like
Oh
Oh, that's kind of annoying. No, I I I the the last like I said mega man zero one is the last time
I remember that system and I I I don't enjoy counting my swings
On a particular thing for counting as the experience towards it, you know, give me a tree. Yeah, I don't care for it
um
And the last thing I played which I can recommend or give me proud souls actually anyway
Yeah, yeah proud. Yeah proud souls was annoying. Wasn't it?
Is uh tactics ogre reborn came out
Uh, and that is the game that came out before fft by the same people and is a uh
Redone re-release of tactics ogre let us cling together
Which is a re-release of tactics ogre for the super nintendo. I forget which one it was but the subtitle
That game
So they upraised everything and they put a little smudge filter on the sprites, which actually doesn't look as bad in in motion
um
that game's great and putting
100 complete full voice acting in that game
Is
Way more than I ever thought a game like that would get
Like it it is written like war the lions like that kind of flowery like
Old english like english major pros
Um, and it's it's great
It's it's great. They've also very they've changed a lot about the way that game works
Because the game's class system is very primitive compared to like ffts
Um, and so what they've done is that it used to be
So if I've had to taxes you had your character level, right?
And then you had the the skills that you learned on a job
So your you know your character would be like level 15 or whatever and you could switch to a job and their job would be
Not have many skills on it, but you could earn those skills and then
um
Your character would still say that's the same level in original versions of tactics ogre. I think in well as playing together
Um, when you changed a character to a different class their level reset
To that class damn, okay, so you now had a useless character
Yeah, so you had to level them up and you you did get to keep some of the little bonuses from the other classes
But it was mainly that class
Right. Uh, and so what they've done is they've kind of overhauled all of that and completely changed it. And so now
Now it is your character's level is their level and the class that they switched to will be that level period
And you will just automatically earn everything that they could possibly have
For that level for that class nice, okay, and
And
Everybody in a fight shares experience
Which as equally somebody who's played a lot of tactical rpgs or strategy rpgs
The the balancing act of all can't let can't let so and so actually kill all the enemies because
Then they'll get all the experience
Or gotta make sure the healers heal nine times a fight so they get a level so sucks
I mean, okay, so exp share is a debate because pokemon
Right, obviously has that discussion, but the the cat the um
A quality of life that is like keeping your levels between job switches. That just seems like frustration
Being taken away. Yeah. No, just just evaporated. Um, and on top of that tactics ogre has like you're you're feeling a larger party
I think you're feeling like 10 people
Um, and so it's it's less like
Customizing each of your units a ton and more like I'm throwing lots of different types of units onto the field
I think people call macro customization instead of micro customization
Um, so the experience is easier to gain, but
Your your the the solution to that is that your xp cap
Is determined by your story mission
So like where I'm at I can only have party members level eight
You can't experience after level eight is just wasted you can't uh,
Use the min strats to no you like it actively stops you interesting and it's like if you're level eight
You'll still be a level or two above
The story expectations like you can you can still give yourself a numerical advantage. Yeah, but you can't so you
Simultaneously can't run into the problem of only one of my characters has any levels
The rest of my team is horribly underleveled. I'm fucked and you can't run into the situation in which I've over leveled everyone
And now I'm going to steamroll this shit. Oh, well in that case then xp share is fine
Right. Yeah. No, it's it's actually great. And if you if you do a battle in which everyone is capped
And you get a bunch of xp it will turn it into a little item
And that item it can be used on party members later when the xp cap is removed to give them a level
Oh, a little rare candy. Yeah, okay. So, yeah, um, it's it's
It's it it's fucking great. It's fucking great smart. Um, you said it
A sprite filter that doesn't suck
No, it sucks, but it's not as bad
As it originally looked and it's this unfortunate reality of like the stages look great
The the character portraits and the interface look great
The music is excellent and clearly been like retuned or remastered or whatever you want, you know spruced up for like modern audio
Everything looks great. The sprites look bad
um, and so they tried to
Save it with us with the with the super eagle
filter
and
It's
It's fine
I like
Okay, I'm looking at it now. It's smoothed over. It's yeah, those portraits are doing the heavy lifting
They sure are. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I see. I should just say
I mean, you see the thing is though, I feel like I guess this is going to be debated to the end of time
But I feel like the problem
gets solved with the hd pixel remasters of the final fantasy games
Where you go get the original sprite artist to make a
2022 version
Of an 8-bit or 16-bit sprite
You know like make have them redo their work now and and improve it while keeping it still sharp, you know
Don't you don't want that blur man the blur is is
Uh, I would prefer to not have the the blur, but
It it works like it's it's not it's not a deal breaker
It's just kind of and also luckily enough the the actual character sprites on the field are very small
But yeah, the voice acting and the and the portraits are and the writing are doing all the heavy lifting. Yeah, you know that game's great
Yeah, no, I mean tactics ogre has always been
What curiosity for me as well like one of my one of my best friends from elementary school just would never shut up about it
I remember
Was just like the tactics over ogre kid, you know, and then of course that eventually was like and then ff tactics, you know and such
so
um
Yeah, that's on the list to check out very hopeful that the final fantasy tactics
remaster or whatever that was in that Nvidia leak is also coming because
Not even for the graphical remaster, but like the system changes they made in this are great. What are you playing it on?
I am playing it on a steam deck and a pc. Okay
Um and despite being despite being not actually officially supported by the steam deck. It's 100 perfectly compatible with steam deck
Um, there's only one
There's only one little funny mistake is that?
um
The profanity filter that square is putting into their game. Oh, yeah
It's so intense. I heard about that that like it's like there's a there's a the one of the default party names is the flame scale
Yes, yes, but like there's like a
I don't know. I like m e s c a is like a
reference to like mescal in the drug
Yeah, so it is it is like the if you if you were born in
Like fucking I don't know what it is like january or february or something and you go to the default name
It says it that it failed because it contains permanent profanity. Jesus christ, man
The default name. Yeah, that's that's great
Uh, it's absolutely fucking absurd
also like
Like what an obscure drug reference like no who the fucks talked about that, you know what I mean like so I can't name my character
fucking
peyote jones
Like really you're gonna get on my ass about that
It's it still reminds me of the absolute most unfortunate reality of
any naming filter ever
Which was the dark souls to a profanity filter
so
When uh page was streaming dark souls 2 she got invaded by a character known as night page
Because there's day page and night page in terms of her like awareness and mental acuity, right sundown
sundown a little bit
and
night page
Fucking invaded and became
asterisk asterisk asterisk
HT page
And I'm and you just squirrel your eye. Oh, no
Come on
No
You made something you made something
Completely innocuous like violently hold on hold on the setting that calls for knights
Really? Oh my god
Yeah, dude, it's bad. It's bad
Oh boy
All right, and it's just it's just like oh, no, don't put that in my brain. I didn't want that there
I didn't think that
And now I'm looking at it. Oh
Yeah, that took a second because I was like what what look okay, so
uh
Here you go
Sensor programs just look down at the keyboard and just rip the end key right off
Just delete and entirely the whole the whole letter
Just get rid of because we're already at that point people can just just type an n and it's there
A line has been drawn the gauntlet has been thrown down. You just that's it one key. No, you know
Hey, uh, can you excuse me for just a moment? It's time enough for us to take a break anyway
But I have to go do something
With the with the pooch. I gotta help him get out so he can go to the bathroom brb
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Okay, so a couple things going on in the news today
Well before any of that I need to ask you right now. It's vital. You know fighting games. You are an expert on fighting games
I want your hot take don't think about it. Just answer right away of the five following fighting games
Which of this year is your favorite fighting game seafoos dna hands down
Is it seafoos seafoos the greatest fighting game of 2022 it's seafoos. Oh, we did it
Yeah, that was on the docket. We got what a fucking joke
We got you see genes on twitter right now going like what is this stupid shit? I mean, it's a it's a joke every year
Right and you kind of expect to be like, okay. Sure. You're gonna see something on there
That's like, yeah, jojo's bizarre adventure all-star battle
Are why not put it on the fighting game though? It is a fighting game. It did come out this year
It might not be uh
Where everyone's putting their attention and it might not be a game that people can play online
Decently, but fuck it. It's a fighting game. Why not throw it on the list?
Seafoos
Like it that that's still just that just goes to show that whoever is in charge of that decision
Still calls them button bashers. Yeah, so the the every year we talk about some variation of this
But every year I feel like it's actually worse and worse
because uh the game awards, uh, you know, I was putting out their nominees and
uh, I have to I have to say every time the way that these are decided
Is that entire outlets like all of game spot and like all of ign they get one person to go
As like the representative
Right. Yeah, and so they usually pick whoever's the most mainstream and the the editor in chief or whoever to go
And then they get one vote to put forth like nominees or vote on them
And as a result this like drills down to like the most basic possible choices whatsoever
And it's always it's there's always some games. It's it's not about what's missing
It's always the shit that's on here and you're like fucking what so like horizon forbidden west
Is on almost every single categories list. Yeah. Yeah, okay a game that I
Don't know anyone who said anything out loud to me or on on social media other than yeah
It sucks that game came out alongside elden ring. I was playing it and then I stopped because I wanted to play elden ring
So as far
Elden ring is up for best art direction
Do you want to hear the fucking best art direction picks?
they're fucking um
Elden ring god of war horizon scorn and stray all of those are realistic 3d action game like every single one
So it's very clear at this point that one person
clicks on
The list of fighting games released in 2022. They haven't played any of them
They scroll down and then they grab some shit, but then they also go. Well, look man. I don't know punching and kicking
That's fighting. Isn't it that's fighting that sifu thing that people talked about that. That's the punch kick. Yeah, there you go
That's a fighting game and then for every other category. It's like I've played five triple a games this year
That's the entirety of what I've done with my career. Let's just fit those in wherever I can and then fucking
Roll it should throw a dart for the rest
You know, it's every year. It's just it's completely nonsense, man
Anyway, like just rename the category to button basher
Don't don't call it fighting
I want to I want to hit you with I want to hit you with just how bad and how pointless this whole thing is
Because it really does feel like a top level person just decided these are the only games that get to win
Okay, for all of the following categories, okay
So for the game of the year total, right? You've got a plague tale requiem the game about rats who can't swim
Elden ring god of war
horizon
Stray and xeno played three. Okay. Those are fine
Right. Those are fine choices. I guess
For best game direction
Um elden ring god of war horizon and stray are there
For uh best narrative plague tale elden ring god of war horizon are there
For best arc direction elden ring god of war horizon and stray are there. Yeah for best score in music
Plague tale elden ring god of war and xeno blade are there
for best audio design
Elden ring god of war and horizon are there but also call of duty modern warfare too
Again best performance and this is my favorite part
For best performance is ashley burst from horizon
The the charlotte mcburney from plague tale and then two
Actors from god of war being christ judge and sonny sulik and a lady who worked on a game called immortality
Which is also in for like there are only seven games across the first 10 categories
Because that's the seven games the person played
They played they played the most basic bitch triple a shit and then just went that's everything
That's the biggest problem because when you pick one person from each thing
The only games that are able to get enough votes to be nominated are the ones that half or more of those people played
Everyone played elden ring as a result
I fully believe the elden ring and god of war are going to take
99 of every award in every category no matter how silly they are
Because everyone who was voting on these things played those two games. Yeah
I
It's you know, I whatever like why
Turn to a game award show and look for some sort of legitimacy or whatever. It's it's it's clowns. It's clown shoes
It's always been clown shoes
But it's so bad every year because at least at least when the oscars would happen
Do you know what would happen when I would look at nominees for the oscars?
I would go I don't know what that movie is
Right, right, right, right
I should watch that movie because at least somebody thought it was good enough to win an award
Well, the reason why is because there's also a very clear
Category of for your consideration movies
That are made as oscar bait and that's it
And they're they're like there are films that are made just to collect your oscar
And they have the little for your consideration letter that comes along with them. You know, you can tell
Absolutely Diablo immortal is up for best mobile. That's disgusting
Um, yeah, so whatever the stupid pics are like so just who is up for best community support and best ongoing again
Like as embarrassing and as dumb as the pics always are it's like the fact that fighting games will always have a not fighting game in the list
Like oh, it's great. You can't even fuck it. Yeah. All right. And anyways, I've got I've got one for you
I've got I've got two similar ones for you
So best action game of the year. All right, bao three
neon white
turtles
shredders revenge
sifu
Or everyone's favorite action game
call of duty modern warfare 2
There's big action
Lots of action big shoot bangs is action
I saw there is a category for best action adventure, which is plague tale god of war
Horizons stray and tunic and the only game that's not on the game of the year list is tunic. So why even have this entire category?
Because if tunic doesn't win that category that category is actually pointless
And the award for best horizon zero don goes to
I think I think the worst one is when you go
Hey, what's the best action game and then they go?
What's the best game of the year and then they go?
What's the best narrative action game and then you go?
What's the best fighting game and sifu is the answer to all of them or you know like when they you've seen them do that
Right, and it's so silly
Oh
But just like you like you have to stop and go okay, but who's this for?
Right, who's this for at the grocery store?
it's for
The line waiting outside at the game stop that's just kind of like
Like looking at the the you know pretty much the top the number one thing the big the big one AAA and that's it
It's just casual as fuck. So, you know, what are you gonna get? It's I will I will say that fighting games always get disrespected
And that's true
However, nobody I mean nobody gets more disrespected than racing games
because
racing games don't get their own category
Um racing games are in the racing slash sports category
Um, which is f1 22 fifa 23 nba 2k 23
ollie ollie world and gt7
which um
Every every single thing I have heard about every single sports game for going on five years is I can't believe it's even worse than last year
Right, right, right. Yeah. Yeah
Or in some cases, it's actually
Literally the same game as last year and they screwed up and forgot to change the numbers in some cases
Look, whatever. Look, let the industry get together and pat themselves on the back
And then just give us the cool live musical performance of the song that we want to hear
That we mute
Yes, because we can't listen to it
That's it. Just just shut up and fucking do that
I I still think the all-time greatest version of any game award anything
was
Giant bomb in its absolute heyday
Which was uh, jeff ryan brad and vinny
Just like recording their nine and a half hour screaming match as to whether or not
Like one game was better than the other. Yeah
And how like like fucking
Just petty and intense it would get because at least you actually got like a good feeling of like how much
How like how much they actually cared like they argued about skyrim versus sainz throw three for like three hours
And you want those are both really good games
Yeah, yeah
And then when I get you well anyways
Uh, you can go with that format or you could just make individual top 10 videos, I suppose
You know
We wanted to do that you wanted to do that you wanted to you wanted aggressively to have a screaming match
I wanted to fight for hours game of the year was so that so that consensus could be dropped
No one wanted to do it
Yeah, I was I had the kibosh put on that idea many times
But giant bomb though
They they they come out of that like fucking
Bullets resentful bleeding and tired knives come out
Yeah, like I think I think my favorite bit of that is that like in future game of the year discussions
The bitterness would be so intense
That like jeff would like jeff was like mad for like four extra years that sainz throw three lost to skyrim
Mm-hmm. No, he would just bring it up. Just just
I was I was down, but I overall I just hated top 10s like period. So
Yeah, that that was the other side of it was that I absolutely hated the top 10 format that we ended up going with
I hated it. I just remember the um, well the youtube had a you know, there was a whole yeah, youtube playing the game, you know, whatever so
Yeah
um
Which is why youtube likes every piece of content that I don't want to make
Tune in for top 10 dokapon betrayals
They're great. Well, see that's different because there's like 800 dokapon betrayals
And you can rank them according to like how how like white knuckle your fucking hands got
Dude, there was a handshake
There was a serious
No, no fucking
frills
Okay, handshake deal
And then just said fuck the handshake
Oh, that's good. I like that like do you like that?
Damages your trust in real life
Well, you know, this is this is a strange thing
I asked you maybe two and a half years ago
to play like a game of like sieve or like endless space with me because
Every time I have played I play sieve every now and then like maybe every
You know six months a year with the same group of people and every single year every single time this one guy
I love him. He's a good friend of mine, but he always does the same thing
He always gets up on your ass and starts sending religious fucking extremists into your bullshit
And start converting your shit to his religion and every single time you tell fucking stop doing that. He's like, I'm not doing anything
I'm not doing anything. I'm like, I'm watching you
I am watching you send missionaries
Into my bullshit. They are they are converting my people to a religion that is your name
No, I'm not doing anything, man. I'm not doing anything. It's just like
Stop it. Stop it
Open mics good. It's good
um
Yeah, so uh
I mean sifu the clear front runner uh there aside. Absolutely. I I hope it wins
Mm-hmm couple I hope it went well, you know why right because as it's not really a fighting game
It's by far the most likely game on that list that people have played
Sure. Yes. It's also very good
dnf duel is on there because
It's a fighting game that came out, but like I bet you way more people played sifu than dnf duel
Yeah, you're not it's not you don't have to fight anybody you just play the game like it's
You know sure
Throw mario on there and go best fighting game like yeah, why not like
Or technically mega man seven
It has a versus mode. I fucking love that shit. I fucking love this stupid crap
Um, okay vampire survivors not on the list anywhere
Yeah, sure
Signal is just dropped
We're still in 2022 like there's there's a there's a list of like strategy rpgs and triangle strategies on there
And it's like yet remove that and put tactics ogre in there instead
Tactics ogre is a much better game than triangle strategy
Oh vampire survivors got one
Where where in indies fuck off that should be up there for game of the year
Like I thought elden ring had it no problem
And i'm sitting here going it's it's between elden ring and sygnalis and vampire survivors
For pat's choice and I couldn't tell you right now. That's a tough one when that bible starts spinning and everything starts dying
No, you know what the the ultimate is when you're playing it and you're like is it crashing?
No, no, no, no, no, I'm winning
It's it's not crashing. This is good. What's happening?
Yeah
Okay, so a couple of things going down
Some smaller stuff I guess we can just get out of the way way real quick as we were talking
They announced rumble verse season two
Uh, yeah, they had a stream. They they they did that uh yesterday or the day before but
Is that out now or like what so I mean I pop I jumped on I want to say a day or two ago
And I saw that there was like, you know 24 hours left in the season
So right around this time to to to show off what what else is new and I think the stream showed off the stuff
But they announced what's coming
so, um
new special moves there's gonna be
Uh
Bull rush for breaking up crowds
Oh, I like that picking up and carrying, um, your enemies with edge moves
And
Something called liberate which will steal items
Okay, interesting
I man, I want rumble verse to be to live long and good because
That is like my favorite like I don't want to want to play. I don't have a fucking
Oh, throw it on rumble verse. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. God to me. Vo is currently hitting that slot
It's scratching an itch, but no rumble versus uniquely great. I just I'm scared. It's gonna die. I'm so scared
um
So here you know what hold that thought because I'll jump forward in a second to some information that's interesting on the subject
um
If you get a keybat the the keyblades
Uh, if you pick one up and you have it undamaged
There's gonna be golden crates around the map that you could open with it
And that's what you use it for
so
that is
That is an excellent solution to how much stronger you are with that item crazy
So you pick up a keyblade and you start doing Sora's moves with it. Oh, you can fly you are you can throw projectiles
It's a completely different character
It's also a a much
Much stronger character than the average moveset. So now you can sacrifice an unused you can't use it
It has to be undamaged and you sacrifice that to open up a crate that has super ultra rare items
um something called golden drenched chicken
Uh star cookies that fully restore health and superstar meter at the same time
So that is a that is a great idea because now because you got the keybat and man
You were you were going to win unless you were like a million times worse than the person
You're gonna win because the keybats super strong
But now it gives you an incentive to hold on to it until you get killed
the proposition of an item that fully heals health and
superstar is
a double life
Like that's great. That's an incredible sacrifice from your of your keybat
Um, and yeah, golden chicken. I guess that's probably like a full healer or something like that
uh new consumables golden crates nachos for small healing
Um and carbo pop which is going to be a healing aoe zone
So you can drop something that might heal your opponents as well
Or I guess if you're doing teams, you know, you can use that but uh, that's interesting
Um, yeah, and then a bunch of seasonal two battle pass stuff. So um, yeah, I like did not finish the battle pass
I did darn
um, um
mentioned oh, oh, oh, oh and and uh, yeah, this isn't mentioning it, but
um, there is a new island
That is gonna be a part of the map as well. Yeah, apparently the map is like 40 bigger now. Um
Tooth the map size is now two thirds bigger low key key
Is gonna be available. So
massive massive area
which I guess
Is just that's just like because you're not ever running through the entire island at the same time
Like it's gating you into the circle. That's just like new shit. Like it's that's great. Um,
I
Don't know if there are there any battle royale games that like have multiple maps to them
absolutely, so
Uh, a pub g has multiple maps. Uh, fortnight has a different map every single fucking season
So here's the question. Why not instead just expand outwards into a larger area and like apex also has
and then have the circle like
Tighten in in those spots, you know, I don't know
I don't know what the design reason behind that is because I know apex has multiple maps as well. Okay. Um
I I personally
I think
And maybe it's so you can choose the maps or maybe because it's a server reason or
Yeah, probably server could be it could be that but like the idea of like new
Areas that you want to play in could just be part of the original area and then there's a random chance of you getting it
right, so
Anyway, so that's all cool. Um good for them
um
All right
Then there's some shit going down
A couple places so one I guess the biggest story from last week
And I I actually need some filling in the blanks on this because I don't know the full details, but
Um, mick gordon came out to talk about
um
Do the doom eternal ost controversy and basic right explained uh that
Uh, essentially he would they try he was
They attempted to pay him off to not
Uh
Expose what happened
Um, so they attempted to significantly pay him off too like not not peanuts like real shut the fuck up money
So what originally happened with the ost?
The original the original description as I remember it was that mick gordon took too long to do the ost
And thus could not
Finish the mastering process in time and thus somebody else had to come in and fix it and it was mick gordon's fault that there were
Mixing issues tried to blame it on him at the time. Okay. Thank you, darling
And
The ish and then the ost that did come out
Sounded like shit
Compared to the in-game music
Right
Yes, I believe that is also what happened. It was a mixing difficulty
Okay, so, um, yeah long
Confusing stuff happened and I guess there were reddit posts back and forth and things but um, yeah
And then as a result he wasn't on the dlc, right, right, right. Yes. Okay
um
Now mick is fucking composed some like
Unbelievable shit, bro. I mean the goal is good music man. Literally go listen to that go listen to killer instincts like dudes doing incredible
um, but uh
The the account that that he came out basically came out and said uh marty. So I guess one of the inexex
Lied marty would be the creative like the head of it. Okay working on marty
O'Donnell, I think his name is about the circumstances surrounding doom eternal soundtrack used disinformation and innuendo to blame me entirely for its failure
Um, I guess yeah, so marty made a reddit post
Where he was making these claims and it says it severely impacted both his professional and personal reputation
And he gives a long and detailed account of how he was forced to
Uh, so our people are correcting me as marty stratton stratton
um
Yeah, unrealistic deadlines unclear vision. He was asked to produce two finished scores per month
details
That's ridiculous
um
and and uh
Details on the level themes the boss fights and any dev sound cues were unavailable when he started working
So he had to work blind without any of that information for from two years away from the release
He the schedule demanded that he reproduce a steady stream of final music immediately
um
And obviously the fact that there it had to closely match gameplay
But he didn't have any of that because the levels were still months away from being designed didn't make any sense
Yeah, you would need a gray box level to fucking
actually
do that
um
And so yeah like difficulties emerged early on when he couldn't provide those in a timely manner
and then um
Yeah, it just goes on to expose that like the entire defense that they ran
Or that marty ran for why that that whole ost fucked up
When it was uh eventually released was uh bullshit and that they tried to pay him off with six digit figures
To essentially insignificant payoff stay quiet and take the blame
um
I haven't I've been offered five to 20 bucks to shut the fuck up by like a family member
and I snitched on them anyway, but like
Uh
100 grand 120 grand or whatever man, that's that's shut the fuck up money. Uh trailer park boys
Just full on i'ma give you this hundred dollars to fuck off
Yeah, yeah, right
Um
Yeah, so I mean it took a while obviously that was a couple years ago before it gets to this point, but um
It says he also went like close to a year without getting paid
Good excellent as well, so
uh
Yeah, this this whole thing, uh looks real shit on its part here
and
You know that sucks one
Like why would someone especially like you're you're a mc gordon when you come into a project and you're brought in to do
Uh anything like the game is lucky to have you you're one of the best composers in the industry
You are a legitimate value add put it on the box right, but now we're gonna
Pay you to look worse and look like you fucked up and look like you can't deliver
Despite asking impossible things and then other companies that are going to want to hire you for their games
Have to look at this story and buy it
You know and hire you with the caveats that oh well, there was that time that he botched on doom
You know
Yeah, even if he never gets a dime from this and never gets any formal restitution putting it out there
So that he can clear the air before going to other projects is a valuable endeavor for him when you're a gun for hire
You have to do that like your your reputation is your fucking ability to get work, you know
Um if you was an in employee and and you know just was like whatever happens. He's the guy like that's one thing
But that's not the case. I mean, yeah, so anyway, um, there's a big old medium post about it, but um
Eve and and and it it it goes on but that's just a fucking
That is a a shit-ass conclusion to something that is
You know a really talented person working on a game that fucking was awesome and like
clearly
When you see the results of like that where it's like it's a perfect fit
You know like it sucks that you have this type of bullshit involved because
um
I think he also kind of indicated somewhere that like he still has love for doom as a franchise and you know what I mean
Like is it it really is up his alley in terms of like nailing it with that?
uh both games and their osts, but um
Um
This is some horseshit and pray was incredible. Yeah
kudos kudos to him for for you know
Saying was telling it like it is
so
That answers any questions. I suppose
You know, well, I've been thinking about this a while and I think I've discovered the new
My hot tips on how to buy video games
Uh what you need to do is if you see a video game that you think you're gonna want to buy
You need to uh ignore everything about it and then buy it
Pre-order it on like steam or something
As soon as possible
And then when the game comes in day one you have to play it for two and a half hours
Don't look at the internet. Don't look at it. And then
Then it'll be too late
To refund it
Once it comes out that the game was made with orphan bones, right? Right, right, right, right?
And and and people like how could you be playing? I was like, I already bought it before I found out
Well, okay
in in in
Mixed case though alongside this he did also come out and say hey, please don't review bomb the game because of this
Please don't like
Hurt what a number of like talented devs and people who are working on this that still care about it that are good people
made
um because of one
shitty dudes lies, you know
so, um
That's nice of him. Yeah, uh, he did not make an appeal to the slayer nutters
Attention slayer nutters
He didn't call for anything. He said hey, uh, the game is still made by some good people. This guy sucks
You know
So it's awful. Yeah
Yeah
Um
Everybody in the game business is awful
Yeah, I assume we also have some zah oom news on that's where we're going next slayer
No, you guys like because you want to talk about people being awful. Holy shit. You want doom nutters better?
You know, it's some people. I see this, you know
Doom nutters is pretty good
um
Yeah, so this one
now
I guess okay
This is gonna this this one is just like
almost like
Mega rich light bending guy
Is not mega rich for no reason, right? He's also part of the fucking story
So when everything is happening as it is about, uh, uh, the creative team leading leaving zah oom
um
mega rich light bending guy comes out and puts out, uh, the zah oom
uh version of events, I suppose
which
Makes accusations
I have to stop you right there. Okay
So here's the deal. Here's a timeline of events. Sure
Mega rich light bending guy was originally the controlling stake in zah oom. Yes
After the release of disco elysium
Two new guys who prior minority shareholders in zah oom
Bought out more shares of the company
Majority shareholders
Mega rich light bending guy
Was no longer the primary main shareholder. Oh, he lot he uh, he was bought out
Okay, okay became minority due to the division of the shares
Okay, so it used to be the mega light rich mega rich light bending guy
Who was a crazy rich guy who just thought disco was cool. Yeah
Was bankrolling them and they say that they were very confident
As long as they hit their their targets
That he would be happy and that they would run the studio as they like okay and so on and so forth
But he was ousted as primary majority shareholder by these two new guys whose names. I can't remember
However, they are allegedly literal financial criminals
Yes, is is is what uh, we're hearing
So they become the new primary shareholders seeing as disco takes off and
You know, yeah, then they get rid of uh, you know, uh, curts. Well, I forget their fucking names, but the zah oom collective
Yes, the cultural collective
cultural collective and now
These two news stories happened simultaneously
The zah oom cultural collective alleged that the two new majority
Shareholders became majority shareholders by embezzling money from the company that was being put aside to finance disco too
And using the company's own money to buy the company's own shares for themselves
So they could become the majority shareholders and then fire other people who own stock in the company
Something simultaneous something that something that they have a prior record of doing
Elsewhere in estonia as financial criminals who have done this before. Yes
However simultaneous to this
Zah oom the company released a statement saying that the people fired from the cultural collective were done
So in as a result of them being
Racists misogynist pieces of fucking shit who yelled at employees and made a horrible work environment. Right. So
I'm not gonna say
That that's not true because I don't know
However, the timing of it hitting like within the day
Yeah, yeah, yeah, like yeah instantly as a direct result of hey, by the way, we think these guys literally stole the company
Yeah, well, they were they were misogynists
Like sure. Why not? So they could be misogynist. I would believe the person who wrote disco elysium's a misogynist
I could see it. Whatever. That's not the point. It really looks like you stole the company, dude
um
so
that it like that's like if you
Look at that the wins if you read the wins on that that looks like
a couple of financial criminals
are running the best interference they can
And the way to do that according to the times in 2022 is to
Make these allegations now as you said we've seen so much of this in the industry that it's entirely possible that that is
That there's a basis for this and that there is
That this could have happened
but what extra comes in as
massively sus is the way it's all phrased right is um
The dismissed employees had no engagement to their responsibilities and work. They created a toxic work environment
They demonstrated misconduct towards other employees including verbal abuse gender discrimination
And most importantly attempted to illegally sell zaoum's intellectual property
So the big cap underline that they they get to is they were trying to steal
IP
In other words, they were trying to take the thing they created disco elysium
Yeah, you know
And it's like that this is it just it feels like bobby sitting in that chair
Looking at the journalist going. Oh, yeah, some fucking posers are trying to encroach on the guitar hero brand
This new rock band thing who the fuck knows what that is like it just and I really have to say that
At you look at you look at the the description of the gentlemen of themselves and how they wrote disco elysium and it was
Like we're sitting around as like broke homeless alcoholics
Just
Just being mad about politics and they're like let's make a video game
Like I can imagine that they and their alcoholism would have made a toxic work environment or that they might have yelled at a guy
Yeah, sure. Fuck it
It seems weird that
This was not the allegation put out the day they were fired
Right, which was what a month ago
Like
In response
Curvitz and rostov
Wrote an article on their medium
To concerning the situation at zaoum to fans of disco elysium and
Yeah
the
They they explained a lot of the the bits about them having again previous criminal history with this stuff
How they ousted everybody by using the money stealing the money from the majority stake and
Entirely doing a bunch of massively illegal shit to get to this position to begin with
and
Yeah, they and I think they were kind of describing that
The culture of the toxic culture that they're kind of describing came about as a result of them taking the reins over at the company
and that
They've kind of been
Not speaking out until now out of consideration for the people that they cared about that still worked there
But now obviously
That that's gone
I will say that when the zaoum creative collective guys
write these statements
I'm like dude
I just give me the facts
I I legitimately don't have time to read your fucking manifesto like every every single fucking statement coming out of them
Yeah, some fucking 30 40 000 word like treatise
Yeah, but at the same time when someone accuses you of being like a piece of shit in like five different ways
And then also is like potentially rubbing their hands together as they scheme to steal the thing that you made that was
Well, no, what they should what they should be doing is letting their lawyer do their talking
That is in fact that you should lawyer up. This is the truth
Yes, this has as soon as they as soon as they dug through some documents and they're like wait a second
Did they rob us?
all public facing
PR shit should stop and it should be handled through uh, uh, uh, you know, uh, a civil
Estonian lawyer and possibly the prosecuting attorney for you know financial crimes in in their region
Yeah
Attention disco nutters
Please boycott anything made in the future
By any of these individuals
This is the most disco shit ever. It's very disco. Um
I don't I can't although what's not disco is a really dry estonian courtroom
That is the least disco thing in the world
You know what man? I bet that if and when this goes to court
I don't think any of that testimony is dry
I doubt that any of these people putting out these press releases and just accusing and pointing fingers and just just going for it
At at nauseam here
I mean calm and restrained on a stand
If if the videos I've seen of eastern european parliament are any indicator
Um, shit might get physical and that's totally par for the course
I've seen I've seen parliament videos of like representatives having
essentially rugby matches to stop people from getting to the microphone so that they can't do a, uh,
um
A filibuster
And it's like that now that is disco. Yes
Um, absolutely. So, uh, we'll see but
It kind of looks like, uh, shit is getting
um
as stupid as possible
as these, uh, these people try to say that, um
They're better. Fuck the creators of disco
We're gonna make that an amazon show and
We're gonna fucking laugh it up to the bank, you know
Um, thank you. Thank god this game came out on steam
Because people are gonna definitely want to play at disco alizium in 20 years. Yeah, and it's it is there is a significant possibility
That there will be no legal way to play disco alizium in two years
right
Also also on switch, right? So
Yeah, get your physical and the other consoles, but I you know long term
I mean like and the fact that like
Not like I want to say like a two weeks ago or so like a super awesome piece of official art came out
And everyone's like god damn it. Look at this great piece of art
That's kind of taking place in like, you know post game
Timeline that makes you feel good and then you just kind of remember what's happening
Creatively at the company and it's it's just fucking hollowing
um
Yeah, man
This is how you this like that's how you become mega rich light bending guy part two and three though is
You if we just stole it you just you made this I made this and then turn around and like put a price tag on it
You know and then hand it off to everyone who's interested in in
Fat and then when the person who you took it from walks back up to you and taps you on the shoulder
Shoot them right in the liver
Uh
Good oh
Make sure make sure they please don't is a crazy place. I I gotta find out more about estonia
I don't know nothing about estonia
I couldn't even point it out on a map. I'm gonna look at a map of estonia right now
I'm looking at it. Oh, that's a
Fucking dire flag blue black and white that is it's okay. That's fucking depressing
It's it's not the right up at the top there. No, I see him not the usual colors you see on on a on a flag
Yeah, oh they're in but uh, okay, so that's okay. They're right there. Oh, they're in the nordic area
But then there's the russians over here russians over there latvia over there
Finland over there
And then the insolendian
Archipelago
Okay, um
So what else is going on?
They uh, so yeah for sonic frontiers is getting pretty good reviews people are pretty happy with it
Um, and the director came out and said that being said the game still has a long ways to go
So the state what does that mean the state that it's in right now will continue to get patched aggressively
So should I just play it for like 20 minutes and then fucking shelve it?
They consider the release to be a global play test
That's not true
That is a mistranslation
Oh, I saw gene and others making fun of them for hey, if you don't have a translator on staff do not actually
Transliterate these things. Uh-oh
Okay, this is zero gamer
Yeah, they the quote is we are taking it seriously as if it were a global play test
Which is a which is a relatively minor distinction
But it's the difference between sending it out unfinished and taking people's opinions into consideration. That is important. Yes
um
Checking the opinions and critiques of everyone the game has a long way to go
um, so
uh, and then they kind of made reference to the fact that um
Every 3d sonic game has inconsistent physics and suddenly grinding and then falling off the path
Or coming to a halt while boosting breaking out of a spring jump and veering off into fucking death
um
And that's it's still annoying and they're gonna try to figure out how to redo sections that are irritating
so, okay, so
So here's the weirdest part by far
The weirdest part about sonic games in 3d
Is that I think there's the possibility of a good 3d sonic game
And I genuinely think that maybe the way people are talking about sonic frontiers
It might be the first good 3d sonic game in quite a while
The weird thing about 3d sonic games is that every time they make one they completely start over from scratch
Like they don't incorporate any of their old ideas or iterate on anything. It's always a completely new fucking thing, right?
So to hear them say hey, we're looking at feedback and we want to improve this and keep going forward. That's really good
Build off of what you got
Sure
And I mean if they're literally describing it as like
Like patches are not just like bug fixing, but actively we're willing to redesign parts of a stage that are just annoying
That's wild. That's aggressive
That is aggressive. So
Uh, yeah, we'll see what that means. But it's still a long ways to go
But it seems like they've got the support from sega to
Continue iterating development long past release
Um
That's great. Yeah, which you know if it's your fucking flagship character and you know what this franchise
can be and how finicky
it is to
Make a good one
Then absolutely allow for that. That's that's that's good news
Now the thing is of course is as you get further and further into these games
It gets really complicated figuring out what the fuck is happening to the lore
Fortunately, especially now
Especially now
So fortunately sega is now hiring
A sonic lore associate manager whose job it will be
To make the universe more meaningfully connected
Um
That is hilarious why that is specific to frontier. I've like have you seen why that is the case
I don't know about for frontier
But I would assume with the movies coming out and all these different things going on in the ip
It would just make more sense. No, it's it's it's because the um the sonic frontier canonizes the comics
Oh
interesting
Okay, so like you have sonic like doing stages and be like wow
It's just like that time. I was hanging out with the character from the comics blah, blah, blah
Okay, and shit like that the uh the e and flinn. Yeah the i w the id w runs not the archie ones interesting
Yeah, cool. Okay
um
Yeah, uh from I remember from uh reading I read the mega man id w's and uh
A couple of them were crossovers with sonic as well and like those were those were good reads
Those were those were those are good, man
So as a result by adding those suddenly they have this massive fucking back catalogue of story detail
That has to make sense that have just been just
Just you know jammed into sonic games. Yeah
um
So
Yeah, e and flinn tyson hessay
Yeah, all working on making the world the universe more connected. So there's a there's already an internal team and spirit sonic
Uh on twitter, which is
uh
Who is spirit sonic evan stanley? Okay, so
um
Writer at id w
Yeah, so basically there is
Already a group of people of those writers that are like going to be working together
And then they're trying to find somebody to put it all together and look
I mean ultimately like this is a good idea no matter what franchise you introduced this to
um
you know
like
This was a good idea for marvel back when they brought in
An overseer of their connected movies to like have the whole mcu thing become what it is
because
Back when you just kind of like have everything be like ignoring everything else and the consistency doesn't matter
You know and if you're a fan of something well, that's cool
You're paying attention to all of it
But the people who are creating all the individual things don't talk to each other or give a fuck about other projects
And in some cases directors are almost like resentful of other
Projects that are not the thing they're working on, you know or their versions of the characters and such so
Fuck all that can have have it be coherent
Because people who are fans of this are paying attention to that and have been for a while
So that's a good. That's a good move. I want that for every large franchise that's going to be putting out this much stuff
Um
Especially if the person is you know talented and
Storytelling did the idw comics have that zombie virus shit?
Uh, I didn't I didn't read them. So I don't know I turned into the metal people. I just saw the crossovers
It was okay, that's cool
There was I saw some I saw some comics from that run where it was just like a metal virus and like
You had little sonic duck people being like i'm not sick and like getting in and like crying about dying alone and then just like
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, okay. That's canon panels and pages of some of that horror. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah for sure
That's canon now
Yeah, no shout outs to the the idw
runs and
When are they gonna canonize sonic high school?
Um, which one was that it's the one where um sonic spray paints is for black and punches out Amy's teeth
Oh sick
Okay, never heard of that, but um probably after dream collection
Okay
When are they gonna
When are they gonna canonize tails get strolled?
Uh
I mean if they had any fucking brains
Oh at all
Just
Just like just the art style not even the words
Just the face just the art just get the artist tails. Just look at the fucking
Fucking camera and do the face
It's all I want so the face. Yeah, so they're hiring a lore manager. Good for them. Good for them
Um
Yeah, a couple of the things balder's gate three might finally get a 1.0 next month
What
Are you reading that right? What?
According to a new dev blog on the steam page balder's gate three, which uh
Is promising new features before the year is out courtesy of patch nine
um
Might be getting a 1.0 release next month
Deck okay, so that I can't even explain to you how fucking zany that is
um
Good news x2 and three are being actively play tested our goals for
Um to ensure they're up to the same level of polish and soon you'll discover that there's much more work
Most of our already complete you'll encounter in the early access playthrough
um
And our goal is for I must I must be losing my mind. Did you say release or release date?
Baldur's gate three may finally get a 1.0 release date next month. Okay. I I heard
Somehow I heard release and I'm like that's impossible
That's I might have said that
Yeah, okay release release date. Oh, yeah, they're gonna say like the fucking
November of of of 2023 or something
Okay, um, oh you okay people are saying you did in fact say a release
Which is why I'm like there's no way there's no way in goddamn hell
They haven't even added controller support into that fucking game yet
um, okay, my mistake then
because like the the
The pat I've been I've been following that game like it came out and like because you know larian they they play test and
an early access the absolute hell out of their rpgs, right?
and
Like every like they've been doing they had nine patches or a couple months apart and they're they're all like
Hey fuckers. We added paladins
And like that's a pretty big systemic thing because adding paladins to a dnd game is like a fairly consistent thing
Especially if you're going to integrate them with dialogue
But then the then like the last patch that they they said they were going to do
Is has all sorts of weird features that I would never have considered of in a game in my life
So they're adding an emotional sustainability
Quotient or whatever the fuck it's called to characters face rigging
Jesus Christ so that when they get a primary emotion early in a scene
Their face rigging can only go so far away from that original emotional state
Interesting, okay, they wanted
Yeah, situations in which characters would be like depressed and sad, but then you choose like a happy and they get happy
Yeah, like yay, so then you just grab all the face emotional sliders you lock them within a variable range
And it's like this is a sad conversation if this option is chosen. Therefore you can only go from really depressed to neutral
That is who fucking thinks about that nobody
How far away do you have to get in complexity before it just becomes
Easier to just do fucking face mo cap and and like just do that
like so
At what point are you kind of losing the plot?
with your subsystems three
In terms of its in terms of its development has been kind of crazy
Because even its original release was so they only have act one. They have three acts, right?
They have act one two three and act one is the only one you're allowed to play
act one
is
Approximately
24 to 35 hours long
And that's the version of the game people have been
Testing this whole time. So they've been testing class balance. They've been testing the way conversations work
They've been testing out the trees. They they did all the the fucking
They did all the the dice roll changes and stuff like that
and
You can only level up to level four
In that early access build because they they want you to be max level for the build right part of the game
And then they're saying that like by the way
There's still tons of stuff that we didn't put into act one because we want play people who have played that to death to be
surprised but also
You're I remember early on you were saying this game's amazing, but you're going to lose your save. So fuck this
It's not just that the game's amazing and that you'll lose your save
It's that the version that exists even right now is a significantly different game than the one that was played back in the early access release
Okay, um, it's mechanically different. It's there's there's story beats that have been changed around the
They they like one of the things in the last patches. They just overhauled every character's head
They're just completely redesigned everybody's fucking face. Hmm. Okay, um, and
It's it's just like
Have you seen this thing like when you load up into the menu? It has the full list of d and d, um
Like actions on a bar
push pull throw jump run sprint carry
Like the whole fucking thing and systems associated with all of those
So like are they just taking like the Hades approach to this entire game's development?
Yes, okay
That is basically it. Yeah, and then after the game comes out
They will continue to work on it for, um, two more years
And then a year and a half in right when you're at the 60 or 70 percent way through your first playthrough
They're gonna announce Baldur's Gate 3 enhanced edition
Which is gonna completely redo the final act of the story because that part didn't get early access tested
and then they're gonna, um
Change up all the mechanics and add a bunch of mod support in it
And then you're gonna stop playing the original version of the game to wait for the enhanced edition
And then you're never gonna start the enhanced edition
Because that's what that's what they have done for they they did that for divinity 1 and then they did that for divinity 2 as well
Like
Like they stopped working on divinity 2
After Baldur's Gate 3's early access came out
Like you you would think you would think you were safe once the game came out
But you're not yeah
Dude like Hades is amazing and i'm one of those people that never finished it because i'm playing
My save is from a super duper early access epic game store version of the game
That and then the one that everyone played on release is a is like I guess just a different thing at this point
But and so I played three or four different stages of early access. Yeah 1.0 is very different
I ran that shit into the ground on early access
You need to restart that game. I I realized this but like I
Again, I ran it into the ground
Well early on so that when 1.0 came out and everyone was playing it for the first time
I was like, yeah, I'm gonna I'll come back to it when I've had a minute
You know, so yeah Baldur's Gate 3 is and they are on top of this. They're also incorporating a bunch of very complex
multiplayer mechanics
They want you to be able so Baldur's Gate 1 and 2 were some of the first games you could ever play multiplayer online
With your buddies as each person controlled a different character. That was mind-blowing. That was 98 to be able to do that
So now we got Baldur's Gate 3. It's 2022. It'll probably be 2023
And what they want to do is that they've been building this system
You know all the dice roll stuff and they want to emulate D&D for real. Yes. Yeah, the real dice
Well, what they're doing here is that if you're playing, you know a party of two or three player characters
You're gonna be making like, you know decisions will be coming up
And you will be arguing over those decisions and much like Divinity 2 you'll be dice rolling against your friends for those decisions
And then working out through that so like if you can't agree on something you'll you'll roll for it
Okay, that's who actually gets to make the decision
And so your party will have a larger
And it's like that all these sounds incredible. Just also impossible incredible
just
It all it's it's it's not just that it sounds incredible
It's also that like I'm so glad they early accessed it because me and plague talked about it for hours about how fucked up
The original version of that dice roll mechanic was like it was terrible
It was it was genuinely
Awful because they wanted it. We talked about it as well
They wanted real dice rolls just like real d&d
And then they discovered that real dice rolls just like real d&d are miserable in a digital format just
Awful if you don't juice the numbers
Because it ended up with people just like actually having constant failure situations
I had a row. I I on the stream that I did I failed every
single roll for every cool thing
And if I was playing with a human being
The human being would have taken pity on me and gone. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The secret dm looks at the thing and goes
Oh, yeah, totally nailed it. Mm-hmm. Right. And so that that got pushed back like three times that took like seven months
To to get to the version that is now and people like
man
Okay, so okay. All right
Something amazing
Is going to come out
When you're finished working on this game, but it's going to take you seven years to complete it. Yeah
so you go the
Baldur's gate three route or you go the bayonetta three route
Yeah, which of these two is worse radio silence. Definitely. Definitely. Bayo three is way worse
Okay, now watching the sausage get made in early access
to the point where like
it like I
The fact that darkest dungeon through to is doing it this way like
It's not super great for the like like what I wish it was not these like
Kind of half chapters at a time in a way. Yeah, but I get it
um, so
But there's that part of it sucks. Mm-hmm
Um, the the biggest the biggest reason why I would say this version over the bayo three thing
So, uh larian does the most extensive early access
Form of development of any death, right? They put the thing out there and
They actually really changed the game based on feedback
Fairly dramatically. I remember when darkest dungeon one came out one of the big problems upon its final release
Is that from the release 0.99 to version one? They added the corpse mechanic
Which some people fucking hate it right game game changer
With divinity one two and three. Sorry. Yeah, this is divinity here, but from divinity one two and now bg3
Things that people don't like and push back on
Get fixed and improved
like
All all the all the corners and the rough edges
Get smoothed out. So one of the things that I don't know
So I'm not aware if they fixed it, but someone in the chat will fill me in as I'm talking about it
warlocks in in dnd
Have what's called a short rest that gets back their warlock spells, right?
And that's opposed to the long rest that you're usually you doing for wizards and clerics and shit like that
The problem was is that the short rest system in bg3. It doesn't really work the same way because
You're there's no time pressure to things and
It it doesn't work digitally and that was a complaint on literally the first day of early access
So I'm gonna assume that they have done something to the warlock spell tree or the way that they do short rest or something
since then
right um
Band out of three has problems
That I could tell you like the first time I ever encountered them
Yeah, no, this is a problem and
They're never going to get fixed ever ever ever ever ever
Yeah, I mean like there's there's there's there's enemies. They let you fight as viola
Who were designed for bandana?
Like like that's a problem
Yeah, I'm thinking I'm thinking of like
DMC devil may cry color-coded enemies and things where you're just like
Oh, this is a bad call that if someone touched this bad call early if someone touched this early enough
They could have straight up just course corrected, you know and told you about that
um
Yeah, I I guess I guess the
Sorry, the other thing that that's really important about early access for these kinds of games crpg specifically
Whether or not they put it out in early access
The game is going to be in early access
CRPGs are too complicated. Yeah, okay
Every crpg that has literally released under the sun
Has required an extra two years of passive development to be finished
This goes back all the way to balder's gate one and two in which when you download balder's gate one and two off of gog
There's like a list of fudge. You want to install the fucking fan patch for fucking balder's gate two that came out 15 years after the release
You know and then you get balder's gate two enhanced edition, which is the last version of the game
Pillars one took a year and a half to be finished because of the expansion of the batch pillars two took two years to finish
Wrath of the righteous came out like last year or the year before and it still got three dlc's to go
And then you're going to want six months after the third dlc
for it to be finished
So the divinity two came out and then had patches for a year and then had patches for a year and then got an enhanced edition
And then the enhanced edition got mod support built in a year later. It's like
So whether or not they're in early access or not
Yeah, the hypothetical seven-year dev game is it's the genre specific, right?
Yeah, this this genre is not done
Until the sequel starts getting patches
Like I was just thinking of um look at delta rune and how it's just like dropping a complete chapter and it's and that's it
You know, yeah, but that's the delta rune gets lucky. It doesn't have that many moving parts compared to it's not that complex
Exactly, it's don't integrate the d&d rule set into it. It's all narrative and then it's like some some game maker like, you know
Systems being iterated on a little bit, you know, so yeah the the the usual solution to this genre wise
Is that playing through a game?
Let's let's take pillars one which i'm fairly familiar with playing through that game as a paladin with these five party members
Is a very as a as a fucking
Shining knight and wonderful man is a very significantly different experience than playing through it as a
Rogue as a complete piece of shit with these party members, right?
Wrath of the righteous has like
six main paths through the game that run all the way from
You know, holy angel to necromancer who kills their entire party and just ruins the map
And these kinds of variations between playthroughs is so that you play the game the day it comes out
And then a year later when the big update comes out, you might want to play through it again
And then three years later when the final update comes out, you might want to play through it again, etc
I just had a flash of like
imagine playing 13 sentinels, but every act had years in between them
And the gameplay systems of that what you get would update would update
drastically between combat like
Narratively, I think I would have hated that game more than anything
I've ever played in my life if that was what it did after that period of time
If you got that game's story
Bled out to you over the course of five years or something. It would be the worst game of all time
Like I couldn't I couldn't possibly had to let it needed to be all in one
Jesus Christ, okay, balder's gate fair enough
Scary scary game and that's not even counting the mod support. So don't even don't think about that
Don't even don't even talk about that. All right. Um, let's uh
By the way, I would totally play balder's gate three with you on stream if you want to co-op that I'm just putting it out there
It's putting it out there balder's gate three
I
Don't know anything. I don't know anything about balder's gate, dude
Hey, guess what that game kid the fucking the prequel to this game came out in the year 2000
I'm they're not assuming anybody knows anything
I'm currently I'm currently thinking about front mission. I'm gonna just say that I'm also thinking about front mission
I want to shoot the robots
um
Not much to say but obviously just uh, oh another thing that happened this week was uh, you know fucking shitty
Kevin Conroy passed away voice of batman batman is dead
And it's the the voice
Yeah page summed it up on twitter with the batman the batman. That's it nothing else to it
um like like period
Like has been the longest running most consistently excellent batman across all media
I
pancreatic cancer fucking sucks man
66 man like that's that's pretty young all things considered
That would make me middle-aged
I don't like that pancreatic cancer fucking sucks
That's it
um
Yeah, and like you can it's funny because you can have debates about different jokers
You know, oh, yeah, there's a lot of different qualities say anything that other than mark hamill or
Well joker voice versus joker performance, right? It was good. Actually mark hamill and nickle son and ledger are all and and
I like cesar romero
Sure, that's all fine. But like new joker is good too like fucking
um, um
Joaquin um Joaquin phoenix like like yeah, like you know, it's really only one bad joker
Let's be all you can you can have the discussion for real reels
But when it comes to batman, it's done and it's done
Um, all right
six some letters
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Like the boomer that she is
We got one coming in from
Manual says
Dear woolly steers that and pat versus
Since rubble verse has been mentioned the last couple weeks
It's doesn't I have some info I scrounged about how multiplayer pits you against other players
Okay, mmr
Matchmaking ranking the better you do the better players will you'll match up with if you're facing gods. Congrats. Sometimes you are one, too
Being in legend league doesn't automatically pitch you against other legend leagues
Although I have seen it mentioned that if you are in legend, uh, you do have more accurate data for your mmr because you've played a bunch
Bots if you lose a couple matches in a row pretty badly
Players believe that you'll get a mostly bot lobby
In one of iron galaxy update journals, uh, they implied sort of that bots were there to balance out the game for new players
so, um
Okay, I see how it is. Yeah, and so they go on to mention that as much as I love rumble verse
It's like the perfect storm to make the game feel like the player count is low
Because the mmr pits you against players in your skill range who you consistently match with since a certain skill level is your plateau
Um, but that also auto numbers in some bots, um
That you notice each match that doesn't give you a good impression, right?
Um
Yeah, but the game seems to have a decent player count outside of that system
So that's interesting. Um, the bots are kind of yeah, so
Uh, I think
Right, so do what do you think would be a good solution for this type of thing, right?
And so yeah, I think what you should do what would be better
Is kind of like remember how titanfall had grunts and then enemy soldiers
Yes, you had pilots and you had grunts
Have bots just be grunts
Make it obvious and part of the design at that point that you're like, okay
I would like it if the if bots were visually distinguishable. Yes, that's it, right?
You want to have some people to beat up to make the game feel more fair for players that are struggling and stuff
Have some characters that are clearly just dumb
Characters meant to be beat up that are not players and they're not tricking you into thinking you're playing in a full lobby
You know, yeah, because the the I don't I don't really have a problem with with putting bots into the lobby for various reasons
My only issue is a very specific
Emotion, which is oh man. I'm beating the piss out. Oh that god damn it. He's not real exactly. Yeah, that's it that emotion sucks
Taking a look I can see right here. Some people were like
I hated the titanfall
Grunts and then some people are like, oh those were fun. I love that
So it's like, yeah, if you're gonna have them and this is gonna be a part of your balancing thing
That's fine. Just make them visually distinct characters that you know
Let me go beat up that bot and then I'll continue looking for players
So it doesn't feel bad when you realize it's a bot
Yeah, because instead what you've what you've created is you've made a smaller game and the bots running around if they're visible from a distance
Have been changed from opponents. Not really to a resource
They've been turned into a power-up. Yeah, because they might have chicken in their pockets. I can get exp off them. Exactly
Now uh on the complete flip side of this discussion, uh, dear dreadhead and bald head
Uh, bald head. Gathart says, uh, the recent conversations and controversy about skill-based matchmaking and call of duty
As sure as crime and crying about not being able to shit-stomp those children unlocked a memory from my childhood
Me and dad used to take turns playing matches against the ai in the original star wars battlefront
I enjoyed it. Okay, but dad became sort of obsessed with it
He started playing constantly in a spare time even when I wasn't around never played online only against the ai
He would replay maps over and over maps over and over to get the highest amount of kills
He possibly could and when I would come to visit he'd proudly show me his kill count and brag about
It saying he was so much better at the game than me
I didn't really care if he was better than me
I just liked the game but it rubbed me the wrong way and it got me thinking
So I looked in the options and lo and behold the difficulty was set to easy
I brought this up to dad telling him that I'd be more impressed with the scores if he bragged about it
So often but if it was on normal or hard
He refused
And proceeded to act like his accomplishments were still very impressive. So I decided to do a little experiment
I set the difficulty to hard without him knowing
Uh
And I watched him play suddenly he was playing a lot worse and it was getting killed by the ai a lot more
He got frustrated and said something felt off
I told him I switched the difficulty to see how he would do and he got mad and immediately turned it back to easy
I asked why he only wanted to play on easy and he simply told me it was because he could get more kills that way
I don't see any problem with that. It's pretty funny that he was trying to brag
So I realized that the only thing that mattered to him was seeing a big number at the end of the match
And to a degree I can respect that easy mode isn't inherently bad
It can be fun to skate through a game with no worries
But bragging and gloating about your accomplishments on easy seems a bit silly to me. What are your thoughts?
And do you have similar uh stories? So uh, yeah, the bragging part is actually very strange
But yeah playing it on easy is fine
It reminds me of the miles morales
Uh bean dad if you remember that yeah where there was a some fucking dumb ass reporter
Was like oh my son plays video games on easy and I got a miles morales spider man
And he's playing it on easy and then I I was like, hey, why don't you play it on normal?
And then you know, he played it on normal for like an hour and he beat some bosses and I was like
Isn't that better? Isn't that more accomplishing and he was like, yeah, it is dad. Okay
And then as I'm walking away, he deleted his save file to restart the entire game on easy
And
And the dad's like, oh have I failed as a father?
It's like no the kid just wants to fucking relax and fucking chill out and play spider man
Right like fucking
Like the kid didn't grow up in the fucking arcades where if you fucking lost somebody would kick your ass off the cabinet
Like fucking chill out. Now if that kid got up and started talking shit
That would be another situation, but this is not even that this is dad talking shit to the kid
About his easy score and how much better he is. I'll crush you on easy, bro. You can't handle this
Absolutely, yeah, that's hilarious. Yeah, it's fucking hilarious. Yeah, yeah
That um, I I like that. I like that
I do I do like that a lot
Like if it was talking to somebody else who also played it on easy and they're like, well, I can get this many kills
Sure. Sure. Sure. Yes. Yes. Yes, but but but like an adult talking like I'm talking like I'm the best to like a child
It's really strange. It just seems really weird. Yeah. Yeah
Um, I'm the best you kids can't even reach this shit. Yeah, dad. You're an adult
I'm a child
I can't wait to get that dad on, uh, street fighter six dynamic mode
Oh, man, we can talk about that. Yeah
So they revealed the new mode, uh, for street fighter six that's going to be, uh, dynamic mode that it's not just
There's there's classic. There's modern
Right, which is the smash brothers or simplified inputs. Yeah, smash brothers
Yeah, and then there's dynamic dynamic is basically the way they describe it as AI assisted
What it kind of is is like a button press will contextually change
Depending on where you are and what's going on. So I called it. I said it was like stylish mode in in, um
Guilty gear excerpt and that was pretty close
But it's it's closer to like easy automatic and like a character action game
So what kind of happens is if you're far full screen, you press the button
You press the attack button and they'll do a Hadoken and then as you get closer from mid-range forward
That becomes like a combo
And if they if it hits they do like a combo, you know and continue or whatever or there's a block whatever
And then as you get point blank that turns into like a throw, you know, yeah, uh, it's it's a cool idea
I understand exactly who it's for
They show they show this weird video
Where the the guy is just sitting there mashing like the b button on an xbox
Yeah, for some reason it's marvel 2 and that guy screaming at you not to the fucking motherfucking combo drop. Yeah
So it even has like there's a button for a jump in combo, right like it'll do a full-on jump in
um
What's interesting is that like so you have those yeah some preset attack buttons that change depending on your distance
and then like, um
the
What like one button supers and one button exes
But if you just needed to like
Sure, you can somebody that's jumping at you in theory. You couldn't do it, right?
Right, so there is like some major downsides in that you don't have your tools at all
You're kind of relying on an ai combo to help you
Um, but the most important part about this system is it is offline only local play
That's vital because um, so one of the things that we we talk about is that when you make inputs easier for new players
Oftentimes the danger is that you make inputs much easier for old players
Um, and they actually benefit even more from the simplified inputs than the new players
And so with dynamic and modern and now classic
There is a buffer zone in between like it at you know in three levels all three levels
In which the player that's not good enough or not confident enough to move up to the the other control scheme
Is actually much stronger than they would be in that
More complex control scheme than they otherwise would be because they can remove the mental load
Off of the controls. So if you had dynamic you would have you would have people
Getting mad on a level hitherto unseen in games because you would have actual like toddlers
Beating up scrubs online
Because they have no mental load at all. I think that part of what they're looking at this as is if you're
Having trouble with modern controls
Online probably isn't even a thought yet
You know, it's it's it's probably the idea that like if you kind of just want to hit buttons and do cool things
um
Again for kids for and like I know as well there's accessibility options that come into play to um
For the ability to do all that stuff. It's kind of like yeah
You can graduate from dynamic up to modern where you get a the gist of what you're doing
And like that's a fair graduation to get through because modern doesn't ask a lot of you
Um, but if you're struggling
Enough in that mode, I think it's not asking too much of the player to be like
Hey get comfortable enough with just walking around and
Being able to press the one thing at the time you want to you know
And then modern and classic are going to be able to face each other online, of course
But I imagine there's a weight that's going to apply to ranks where they're probably not going to prefer you
Playing against someone in an opposite control scheme
I'm sure I'm the much I imagine that in like fortnight if you plug a controller in on pc
You just instantly slam into the controller lobbies and the console lobbies
Yeah, um
Gamer girlfriend mode sure man, whatever like oh man. Do you remember?
Do you you know there's been a lot there's been like a lot of versions of that that have been like like kind of insulting
I don't think anybody can beat mr. Magician randy randy savage randy pitchford
With the borderlands two character gauge
Do you remember this character? I don't
So it's a it's a it's a redhead named gauge, which is now hilarious to me, but um
And her mechanic
Is that she has terrible aim?
And her bell her bullets bounce off the environment and ricochet into
Oh enemies
So so she had like so she's okay stacks and the bullets will bounce off the environment and they get like um
They get like damage bonuses based on how many surfaces they bounce off
But they literally said and she had a
Summon that she would help and the thing is is that they literally said we design this character
So that your girlfriend can play because she's not going to be able to shoot the enemies
So when she shoots the floor and the walls enemies will still get killed dude
Like you have an idea that's fun and goofy and that works and then you fucking have to go
Just like and here's shut up
Here's the thing just shut up character fucking rules and is tons of fun to play
Just don't fucking say it
Yeah, just don't say it. That's a really fun idea for a character that sounds like oh shit. Okay. I see what you're doing there
But like yeah
Shut the fuck up
Hey, you know what this fighting game needs
Damage numbers that pop up off of you like rpgs. You know why because girls love jrpgs and girls love damage numbers
Battle fantasia is going to sell a billion copies. Is that is that actually the reasoning?
Straight up from the devs mouth
We wanted to put rpg jrpg damage numbers because girls love that shit
Girls don't love jrpgs because of damage numbers
Girls like jrpgs because jrpgs are designed in such a way that they appeal to women
Like the like women and the gays love
Final fancy because the things in them appeal to them
Five fancy eights a fucking love story about a dumb teenage girl. No appeal to women more
I'll tell you what could appeal to women more the king of fighters
for girls
You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right