Castle Super Beast - SBFC 003: My Snake Have Started to Move

Episode Date: August 27, 2013

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Today's show is brought to you by Audible. Please visit audiblepodcast.com slash S-B-F-C for your free audiobook download. Uh, so, yeah. We've, uh, kind of put some money out there on getting this podcast up there. Lots of money. We had to get a website. Yep, and guess what? You guys crashed it immediately with all your downloads. I distinctly remember talking to you, Woolly. I said, is the website good to go? Yeah, Pat. And then I make a post on Facebook, hey everyone, the website's good to go.

And then the first post back is shit's broken. It was, it was kind of, it was ridiculous. I think it's interesting that Woolly puts forward money and Woolly does this and all he gets out of it is that Woolly's a liar. It's really a sham. Why did you lie about the podcast thing? So then I spent the next couple hours throwing more money at it to get better, faster servers. You're underselling yourself. You stayed up all night. I kind of didn't sleep.

And like came in dead. Yeah, well, I think you're a stupid, lazy, idiot, but you did a pretty good job. Well, thank you, sir. That would have hit a lot harder if I could pronounce that fucking word. Yeah, so, you need to have good lungs like Liam. I got an unseem. There you go. Like Liam's abs.

So thankfully, uh, we had some really cool guys at Audible contact us and they were willing to sponsor the show. So yeah, no, thanks Audible for the support. Very appreciated. And stuff. Yeah. And like it's, and the interesting thing is it's actually a site that I can totally recommend to you guys that you might be interested in checking out because you can get a free audio book when you head there and download it. Again, the site's audiblepodcast.com slash sbfc. Don't fuck that up.

Nope. And like, yeah, no, they've got some really cool stuff because I'm a huge fan of what? Opien Anthony. You won't shut the fuck up. Because there's such a good radio show. It's one of the few places you can hear a ton of comedians and good guys sitting in the same room talking. And that's, and that's bled over to me where I'm like, yo, do you see this clip? And you're like, yes, Matt.

I saw that clip. Exactly. So like, they've got like archives of, you know, things like you can go listen to Opien Anthony interviewing Mick Foley up there. They got Louis C.K. Like they have Mick Foley interviews. Mick Foley interviews are there. Right? You've got Jim Norton stuff as well.

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Is this the Norwegian Liz Sallander or the American Liz Sallander? The Liz Sallander from the book. The fictional character? Yes. From the audiobook. Talking about the movie, man. Yeah, I'm talking about not the movies. So big thanks to those guys.

Well, this is all worth it. This is all so creepy. Whatever. There's fucking snakes loose in your apartment. There's so many snakes. What is going on? Guys, I can't let you up. My snake is loose.

How can my pet snake be this cute? I don't know. We're gonna be fucking talking and like Liam's gonna get swallowed whole. No, I was cleaning my snake tank and as you are supposed to do and I'm like put the snake away in a little like other little enclosure. It's supposed to keep them in. Yeah. I look every, I don't know, three minutes.

Okay, you're good. You're good. You're good. I'm finally done. I'm like, there you go. And I'm like, hmm. Hmm. Hmm.

Hmm. Where the fuck did the snake go? How do you find the snake? What are you? It doesn't make noise. And I just look all over. What are you supposed to do? And I go, Jack?

So what you're saying is that your pet snake, Jack, tricked Johnny to let him out of his cell. I guess so. But yeah, then I find him behind a bookcase and I'm like, there's nothing there. There's no food. There's nothing. Just get back in there. Snake, why would you be behind a bookcase?

Why would you do this? The rats are in their cage. Snake, why would you be hiding in stealth? I'm in caution right now. Snake. Snake. You're doing the search under every bookcase. You're pointing your shotgun in there.

And I'm like, what was that noise? What noise? My snake have started to move. Perfect. All right. I don't think we need to spend any more time on that. Welcome to Super Best Friendcast, episode three, everybody. Hey, everybody.

Hi. How are you doing? Get in there. Wally, who are you? I am a black person. I realized we didn't do that last week. We just, nobody knows who the fuck we are. Figure it out.

Whatever. Whatever. I'm the guy on the bottom left of the picture. I guess. No. I just, what's your name, you stupid? Oh, yeah. I'm Wally.

I'm Wally. Good for you. Who the fuck are you? I'm Pat. Oh, thank you. You didn't say that. Hello, everybody. You just said hello.

I'm Matt. I'm Liam. Who are you? You guys melded together. I'm William. I said it a second ago. Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't hear you.

No. We talked about this. Let me sit up straight. There you go. Now we can see. Yeah. I'll project. Now you can see the difference between us.

Yo, I'm going to let everyone in on a secret. Wally is not a nickname. That's not a secret. Well, for a lot of people. Are you going to let people know the real secret? No. As to what? You shut the fuck up.

You shut up. Okay. Close them holes. Okay. Okay. You move right the fuck around. It doesn't matter what your name is because people will still call you Wally. Wally.

Wally. Wally. Wally or whatever. When I go to like whatever like restaurants and have to go to go, who are you? I just go, Will. Just keep it simple. Really? Oh, yeah.

That's it. And then that explains why they can't find a table for you. No. You know, there's a lot of relationships. There's a lot of relationships. There's a lot of relationships. Hey man, what are we talking about today? Today we're talking about a bunch of different things.

We're going to find out how everyone's doing. We're going to follow up on the Gamescom announcements. The Gamescom. The Gamescom cologne. Hey. We're going to check out. It's a place. Yes.

We're going to check out what's going on with some of the, you know, the news and the cool games and all that general stuff. Like cool games? We're going to cover some of that FGC news. See what's hyping happening. There's more? Oh, there's so much. How can there be more?

Such a crazy scene. There's always something going on. There's some crazy stuff going on with movies. I'm sure it's good news. We're going to be talking a little bit about that. We're going to jump into the matte watch. Who was Matt stalking this week? Find out towards the end of the show.

No, it wasn't his snake. It was not my snake. My snake was not stalking me. Like months from now, I'm going to walk into your room and just see like a cork board with like photos and strings attached to them. Damn. With little pins. You don't, you haven't looked inside.

I'm pressing on my pen. You haven't looked inside. It's so intricate. There's one right there right now. And then we're going to answer some of your fucking questions. Are the questions- Wow. Why is that so interesting?

No, because- You hate your questions. Because I've read so many of them and there's some pretty good ones. Good on you for reading them. I can't do it. That's the thing. Like, I'm like wakeboarding over these questions. And like, there's some pretty cool ones, but man, a whole bunch of them are not that-

There's a sea mine. Ignore that one. That one. And a lot of, well, here, I'm just going to get it out there. Get it out there. We'll answer one right now. Oh, let's start it off here then. Hey, guys, when are you going to be on iTunes?

Two weeks ago. We're already on iTunes, guys. We're on iTunes. Go check it out. Go search Super Best Friendcasts. There's no time to search. You just complain. I never understood the ideology of, man, why aren't you guys on iTunes?

Like, how do you know that? You didn't look. And you don't have an Apple device, which some of you guys have. I have an Android device. You can check out Stitcher. We're on the Stitcher channel as well. That's Switcher on the Stitcher? No, it's not.

Don't confuse anybody. I'm sorry. The Stitcher application is available. We're on that. If you have a Zoom, we are on the Zoom. For that guy. Hey, Tommy. Hey, Tommy.

We are on it. Whatever it may be. We don't know what it is, but we're on there. It's brown. And it hosts us and Fighterpedia. That's what killed the Zoom giant. I was at an electronic store with my old girl from like three years ago, and she went in and she's like, Cal, what's a Zoom?

And he goes, don't. Just don't. I've never, even if it's something that's not great, a guy wants to sell it to you. If I had been working there, in an electronic store of that type, I would have done exactly the same thing. I said, get this iPod, this Creative Zen, or get this iPod, or this Creative Zen. Yeah, I had a Creative Zen. So you get that guy's name and every time you go back there, you look for him.

You find him. That's a good sales rep right there. That dude's an unsung hero. And finally, we're going to see what's happening on the fucking channel. We have a channel? Yep. Where is that channel? How do you get there?

It's on YouTube. It's called The Switcher with a 1 instead of an i. Or you can just put Two Best Friends. You can search for Two Best Friends. It's the second choice. You should more accurately search for Two Best Friends Play. Yes. So that you don't just get a hundred videos of cows and pigs hugging in a farm.

Unless that's what you do. While adorable. By all means. It's there. You should also go watch those. And we're on YouTube. Sorry. One more on YouTube.

That's what I was talking about. And we're on Facebook. So come find us on Facebook on the Two Best Friends Play page. You can message us there and tell me how stupid I am. Hell, you can even subscribe to our RSS. We're everywhere now. We're finally legit. And we have so many places.

We're going to link them all to you guys. Worldwide. What is that? Worldwide. Technically, you're always worldwide now if we're on the internet. Yeah. Except for China. Yeah.

China. What's it got? Like a hundred guys? It's got dogs as lion. What's it got? What's it got? What's it got? Like 200 people?

It's got cool lion dogs. Yeah. You mean beacons? When your lions are gone for a while, it's got replacement sub-lions that are just dogs with big fur. Hey, by the way, in case you haven't watched the earlier episode, listen. Man, batch of media. This is about video games and movies and anime and stuff.

It's not about Chinese lion dogs. Liam, what have you been up to? Do you know what? Willy is now going to decide to call this episode Chinese lion dog. Actually, no. I've already decided on it. Oh, he's already decided on it. It's already been stated.

You'll get there. I've been watching it. No, I went back to playing Dragon's Crown. Yeah, you did. Dragon's Crown. Yeah, you did. It's great. You're playing the elf?

Yes, I'm playing the elf. Yeah, you are. Still playing the elf. Still haven't finished it. I watched the first episode of Ruby, which I got asked about last week and I wasn't able to answer. Is that how it's pronounced? It's pronounced Ruby, R-W-B-Y.

That's Monty Oom's new show. Not Ruby? No, it's Ruby. Okay. Monty Oom is the director and the animator, of course. Yeah, so we chatted about this a little bit before. People wanted to know what it was, but none of us knew what it was. You now checked it out.

So I watched the first episode. It was 14 minutes long. The action, which Monty Oom is known for, that's his shtick, really, was great. It was great, just like all of his other stuff. Fantastic. I am shocked. You should be shocked. That Monty Oom could animate a good action scene.

But honestly, the characters were really shallow and the writing... How trophy are we talking? Oh, really trophy. On a scale of 1 to 10. Probably a 9. It was really trophy as far as let's emulate anime. Like this isn't a parody, but you could change three lines of dialogue and it would become a parody.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. Were there cicadas in the background? No cicadas. No cicadas. I'm sorry, they probably didn't have the budget. No, and the other thing is like... That's the worst cicadas impression I've ever heard. Unfortunately, it's the best one.

Because now I can see in my head is like Shinji being depressed and you're just in the bushes making that noise. So like... That'd be a great scene if a guy is creeping on a girl and he's hiding in a bush. She's like, oh, I can't let her know I'm here. And then she's like, oh, it's just cicadas. Oh, it's those giant horrifying bugs. Summertime in Japan.

The only other thing about it is like it's weird because it's like a faux anime. So it's targeted at an age group slightly above the quality of the writing. The writing feels like it's like a YTV or like teletune like kids show. I mean like cartoon. Well, actual anime. Like it feels like that quality of writing, but it's trying to target like an anime audience. I mean like us? Like adults?

No, not like you. Like me. How much did you make it through? I watched the whole thing. Fourteen minutes. That's a 14 minute episode. I don't know that I'll go back. Sounds like a band-aid.

Sorry. Better to just... Right off. It's like a band-aid. It's gone. The action was cool though. By all means, like if you're watching it for the action, you'll enjoy that. All three minutes of the action.

And the 14 minute thing. Yeah, right. Well, there you go. There you go. Ruby. That's it. Six. What's going on, Matt?

I have a 20. What's going on is like, I guess, just got to finish that WrestleMania. It's all about the WrestleMania for a couple of days. The way you looked for a second, you were just like, well, I got to sculpt my beard. Yeah, I know. I got exhausted. I have seven mirrors all in conjunction. But no, we were desperately trying to make the rest of WrestleMania.

And of course, what I've been working on today is like, there's going to be a best of compilation of everything for WrestleMania. So just the dumbest, most relaffed, the hardest things. And that's what I've been working on today. And whatever. I've just been playing dive kick. Yeah. That's really it.

And wait, something great comes out tomorrow. What is it? A game. Project Eva F. What? No, a game. Castlevania Lords of Shadow on PC. No.

A game people care about. Wally, we're leaving this. Killer is dead. Killer is dead. Killer said it comes out tomorrow. Yes. Wow, I'm an idiot. I was following the Japanese release and it's a disappointment.

Yeah. Well, are you going to play it? Please support the English release. Everyone, please support. No, no. Please support the English release. Yes. Please look forward to it.

Yeah. And so, yeah, we're going to be maybe doing something with that. Please get excited. Please, by all means, get excited for Killer's Day. I didn't know to get excited. Project Eva F. Yes, today. But I am not excited now.

And really finally, not to just plug myself, but tomorrow is my birthday. So I've been... You mean today's your birthday? Today is my birthday. And then we're having a big dumb movie thing the next day. We'll tell you all about the big dumb movie thing. Maybe we can actually record something with it. Like record the party atmosphere.

Perhaps. It's the people in the room. Everyone agrees. If it's not too crazy. I think that's a terrible idea. Let's do it. That's probably a terrible idea. Let's do it.

So organizing all of that stuff. It will end in death. Just like all of Matt's parties. Oh, yeah. It's not a Dothraki wedding until it's at least... Three deaths. Yeah. It's considered a dull affair.

Yeah. Whose ear is this? Anyone leaving ear? It's over near the horse. What are you doing, Pat? Okay. So this is a bit of a side. But this is going to be a more broad look at why you both should and should not get a gaming PC.

Okay. So Saints Row 4 came out last week. I get all the hype for Saints Row 4. I go to play it. I'm playing it. Everything's great. I'm having lots of fun. Except there's like a really weird slight line in between one of the hair models and all the scalp.

So you threw out your PC. So I'm like, man, my drivers must be bad because I'm using the Catalyst 13.6 AMD drivers for my video card. It's like, oh, I'll get the newest beta drivers. But then I do that and then YouTube starts breaking. So how do I roll it back? I can't roll it back to the non-beta drivers. I can only roll it back to the earlier beta drivers, which I'm worried about. So now I have the new beta drivers, the 13.8, and I'm worried about video playback.

And so I'm freaking out and I do a system restore. And then the fucking Sony Content Manager assistant for the Vita breaks. And I lose some of the saves I put up on there. So I've been playing dive kick instead. That's a good ending. Bye, gaming PC. So I've just been playing dive kick all week. I've been playing it on Vita.

I've been playing it on PC. I've been playing it on PS3. At the very least, you broke your computer. You are your video card doing experimental drivers for Saints Row. That happened to me for fucking Enter the Matrix. Well, they're fine now. The 13.8s fix themselves or some shit. How do we know that Keats just didn't do this to mess up people's PC?

Right? Because they'd be forced to then just settle with dive kick. So I got two things to say about dive kick other than dive kick is everything that I said it was. And it's more. It's the best. What? What? Matt's finicky with little things.

Don't touch the cables. Not this cable. Don't touch the cables. Recording audio. You can't touch the cables. Just a sneaky finicker. It says nothing to do with it. But sure.

Go on. Don't fucking totally forget. Okay, one, dive kick doesn't support Windows XP. Okay. Which is a fucking shit problem for me telling everyone to get it and then several friends of mine buying it on PC and not having Windows Vista or 7. Who are they? Dan has Windows XP.

Nah, he's going to get a Vita instead. That's why I bought him a Vita over Amazon and he's going to pay me back. See, it's a trick by Keats to get people to buy Vitas. And the second thing is that I think dive kick has shown me for the first time in a long time how shitty of a loser I am. Because I was playing dive kick with Dork Girl over the internet and every time she picks Kenny, she beats me. And she doesn't play fighting games.

And I'm fucking pissed off just talking about it right now. I'm so salt. I'm so fucking salt over dive kick. But dive kick has a special property that some fighters don't have, which is every time you lose, you know, you know exactly why you lost. I did not jump back when I should have jumped back. Because there's not much to think about. And the worst part is that you always saw it coming and you just didn't react fast enough

or you didn't think smart enough. You feel the exact same way you feel when you fuck up in Trials HD. Yes. Except there's no reset button. You just lose. But that responsibility, you hold that L on your chest. You feel it. And on the other side, Willie played Dork Girl in Rival Schools.

And she beasted on a little bit, went back and forth. And then she knew moves and grow. And did you know anything about grow? Not really. I'm like, how do you know how to grow? But then afterwards, I continued to destroy her. Yeah. No, no, no, no.

Don't just destroy her. The important thing is that Willie was able to establish dominance early. Right, right, right. Don't mince words here. So I think Dork Girl is secretly like a champion at every tournament ever. She's secretly spooky. No one tells anyone. She's secretly spooky.

It was me all along. She's sponsored by Madcats. I'm going nuts. Oh, man. Willie, what are you doing? Yeah, man. What am I doing? We never usually ask that question.

Yeah, I know, right? Because usually we don't care. I know. It's really a... Oh, oh. Just before we move on. Well... I had one more thing.

I tried to play FF14 and shit's broken, so I can't. That's because of the overwhelming popularity, which we'll get into a bit later. I've been mourning my dead PS3. This happened last night. The thing that I just got. To be fair, like, you know, I bought it used, so I kind of have... Let's be super clear. You bought a used, original, launched PS3 because you wanted the backwards compatibility

for PS2 games. Yes. I thought it would be useful for us to have that. And I said, why'd you do that? And you were like, no, it's fine. And then like a few hours later, it died. But it was also a used, launched, repaired PS3. Oh, which is...

Oh, I didn't know that. Which is what comes out. Which is what comes out. Wow, you're stupid. You're just that turnaround. No, but that's the secret reveal, right? Oh, man. That's the thing that we're from.

Anyway, so... It was kind of butthurt, but at the very least, we're talking to the guys now to figure out what's going on. But I was so like, ugh, I was in that mood where I'm like, I brought this thing to match place. It's not fucking working. Fuck it. I am not going home without working PS3.

I'm going to walk down to the drugstore. Yeah. And they didn't have one. And I went to just this all night game shop and I just got one. It's the only console they don't have. It's weird. Yeah, it is. And I was just like, fuck it.

No, I don't care. So I had it and then I found out also when your PS3 dies, you lose all your saves. There's no real way to save it. Well, if you had PlayStation Plus, you wouldn't have lost this. Exactly. But unfortunately, I can't sign up for PlayStation... Not like me or Liam or Matt here. But I can't sign up for PlayStation Plus because it wouldn't take my credit card.

It doesn't take my credit card either. So there's a backwards route with that. So let's just say something here. Has anyone got their fucking credit card to work with PSN? No. You got yours. Absolutely. What kind of Bobo Dinks credit card have you got?

MasterCard. I have a fucking MasterCard. My works. I have a fucking BM... I have a Visa accepted everywhere as the... Except for PSN. That's a tagline. Yeah, except fucking PSN.

My Visa works fine. You guys are assholes. Well, anyway... Get a better credit card. I have a good credit card. It lets you do dumb things with money. Apparently not everything. Right.

So that means all kinds of backwards stuff. And so what I'm finding out is also... Because I've had 360s that have died of it. How many 360s have we gone through total in this room? Three. You three... Four for me. Nice.

Me, me, one. I busted one at work. That's bullshit. Another day. That's bullshit. Wait, does that count for testing? Then like five. Sure it counts.

Like five. Then my personal one, I have to replace one. And fun fact is my Xbox number two that broke was one of the ones that... An elite? It was an elite which we threw to the ground that I did an Alex stomp on for an episode of FighterPedia in Ballad of the Body Explosion.

Yeah, you guys are like, God, man, these FighterPedia guys must be rich to just destroy an Xbox. Elites no less. Yeah. So, but anyway, when those broke, I would just take the same hard drive and just jump it from one to the next

and I'd be fine. And then do a license transfer crap. Can't do that with your PS3. And I know there's ways if you stick it in a chassis or a mount on your PC to do that kind of thing. No, it's not great. But in general, it formats from one console to the other. So that's not great.

Beyond dealing with the woes. But hey, you only had it for two weeks, right? How many save files could be on there? My dive kick save files. Yeah, you know what? Fucking get a bag. I know, exactly. But no, re-unlock all the dive kick.

Thankfully nothing drastic except for Dragon's Crown, which... Pick a different character. And I should have been uploading to the internet. I can say it has. Dragon's Crown has quite a few. But I had no reason to. You have a Vita and a PS3.

You gotta be more paranoid. You gotta be more paranoid. You gotta be more paranoid. I expected the damn thing to work. No, expect everything to die. You can only get through life being paranoid. That's the only way. Well, now I know better.

The DTA. Sure. But, and the other flip side was I was kind of checking out, hey, how's the show been doing? And we've been doing actually pretty good. No. Thank you guys. What?

We've been actually... What do you mean? Well, apparently at least when the episode 2 came out on iTunes in the station... That we are on. Yeah. Also, by the way. We were number 15.

Wow. For that day. That was pretty cool. That shocked me. I was like, wow, this is like... I didn't know podcasting was this bad. I didn't know it was... I didn't know it was like the...

How is this garbage? I didn't know that I had saved up enough cool points in my life to cash them in on podcast success. We rolled out of bed and landed at number 15. Well, you did. I had to do a little bit and buy a little bit of, you know, a whole lot of work afterwards. You had to do a whole lot of work.

Us three rolled out of bed and landed at number 15. Yeah. So honestly, you know, thanks you guys. Yes. Thank you very much for all your support. Yeah. Really. Tell your friends.

And, you know, go to the iTunes page and rank us and rate us because that actually matters. That stuff. Yeah. When we saw that people liked us, we got all agoo and blushing and stuff. Yeah. We were all like pointing our fingers at each other.

Our podcast reviews can't possibly be this cute. Why is this a joke? You guys use way more than I do. Because you watch that show, you freak. Alright, you know, it's now a staple. That's a part of the thing for the show now. Too bad. How can this podcast be this cute?

Guys, games have been happening. Tell me about games. There have been, I want to know. Well, there have been a number of things going on, I think we should check in and see how our gamescom predictions did. I was wrong. We didn't even, did we even make it?

We did. We made two. Liam's was correct. Mine was, I made two. Which in particular? I said that PS4 would be launching on October 21st. Okay. Super wrong.

It's still going to be way earlier than I thought. It's going to be on the 15th. Yeah. And I also said that there's no way in hell that Microsoft will announce a SKU without the Kinect. That was, like, that barely counts. Cause it's like a, they won't not do this. Same with Vita price drop, like that barely counts.

Yeah, no, everyone knew that Vita price drop was coming. We didn't, we did half a prediction. I was right to discount that totally bogus rumor about the new Vita. Yeah, oh, totally. Which sounded fake as shit. Yeah. We didn't make a lot of predictions. No, we didn't.

And I, and I mean, Yeah. We cut ourselves off. Honestly, what we ended up getting on the Microsoft side was, Nothing. Well, not to cut you off. What were you going to say? I'm sorry.

Well, yeah. I'm sorry. It was gone. Fable legends revealed. Microsoft, okay. Cause that was at 5 a.m. Right. So I woke up and I pulled up my phone and I'm like,

Yes, I want to see these new IPs that Microsoft. And there was nothing. There was. It's kind of weird. It's kind of weird. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Fighter within. Aren't you super hyped?

Oh my God. So here's, so we all heard, we heard about it. So we all had the same reaction separately. Yes. Where, where then the yoga topic went up along with a bunch of videos of people playing Fighter within showing off the new connects, amazing new input lag. Yeah. Which seems to have improved none at all.

Want to see what the bottom of an avatar shoes look like. Bam. You have a video of this guy demoing his fighting game. And there's these two ladies. Sorry. Are you still fighting game? Well, Fighter within whatever. Flail simulator.

Whatever. And they're doing back steps and whatnot. And you can see it takes like a full second for the connector register. And you're just like, God damn. The working title was actually quap for connect. Yes. Oh. Quap connect.

What we should do is get a copy of Fighters Uncaged, the other Ubisoft full motion body fighting game for the regular connect. And see if there's any difference. And then do a side by side with the Xbox one. Nice. I bet the new ones 30 milliseconds faster. And you'll be able to tell. The problem of Fight Fighters, what is it?

Fighters within. Fighters within. Fighters within. And it's actual screenshots. Like these are not bad character designs. Yeah. I would love to play this if it was an actual fucking fighting game. So when we do that video and we stack them up by side, the end score result is, I'm going

to kill myself. The only way you get around with that is you just dance it, which is the scenario in which the game plays itself. I forgot where. I saw a video of dudes just putting the Just Dance control, the Wim out on the floor and getting perfect scores. That's literally what Fighter within is. It's like, hey, people love dancing.

People also love, like, hey, look at me. I'm fighting a friend. They're like pretend fighting. They're like pretend fights. But hey, guys, red and blue DualShock 4s. They look like shit, man. They look garbage. The problem with that is that the PS4 controller looks like shit.

But it feels better than it looks. Oh, no. It feels really good. It feels really, really good. How was it? You guys went. I know. It's my favorite controller.

It's pretty damn good. It's like 1% better than the 360 pad, which is already pretty much perfect. Right. So the 360 pad, which is pretty much perfect? Yeah. You don't mean Xbox One pad? No, I mean 360. The Xbox One pad.

I thought you were talking about the D-pad. No. Talk about the whole controller. The whole controller. Yeah. Make that distinction. No. Make that distinction.

I'll make the distinction of the 360 pad with the transforming D-pad. OK. That thing is amazing. And I'd say the PS4 one is like 1% better. It's negligible. Right. That's purely a preference thing. But the Xbox One controller felt like a lot bulkier.

It felt more like an original Xbox controller. Not the Duke. Yeah. And like rumbling triggered fucking gas. Was that cool? Did that feel? I don't care about rumbling. Did that make you feel good?

I don't care about rumbling. What hasn't been announced is that there's a secret panel in the back that reveals the return of the white and black buttons. Like it slides down. There's always gas. I was thinking about the Xbox One controller this weekend. And it caused me to go onto Amazon and buy a new 360 pad with the transforming D-pad. So that when I wear this one out, I'll have the next one to play PC games with.

Because I don't want to use the Xbox One. You're like those Smash Brothers players that just does a tournament, throws out their GameCube controller, and buys a new waver. You would probably like it because it's a slightly bigger controller. But I have small hands, so I fucking hate it. But there is something else about it. The triggers also didn't feel great. It just feels great.

The 360 pad is almost perfect. And this one went too far. I will say this. At the beginning of every console, it takes a while to get used to it. Right. But not the PS4 one. Unless it's the PS4 one. I don't like DualShock 3 at all.

I think it feels cheap. But when I feel the PS4 one, I was like this feels awesome. As much as you guys wipe your ass with the Dream Gas controller, I got used to it. It's hard to wipe your ass, are they considering how huge it is? I totally got used to it. And when I played hours of Third Strike on that thing, it became second nature. I can't believe you fucking played Third Strike on a fucking GameCube controller. It was the only way.

You would make an arcade stick. Now speaking of the colors though, we were actually talking about this earlier. We see the reveal of the white X-Bone, right? Yeah. Especially to employees of Microsoft. And actually to what it says, you made this. I made this. I made this.

Exclusive to retailers and eBay. So we totally, I get this weird thing in my head that bothers me where I see it and I go fuck, that looks really nice. And then I go wait, why? Why do I like this? Why do I like this? And what if this was the irregular and the black one is special? You know what?

You know what? Think about how the DS Lite was. That's exactly what we brought up. The DS Lite was where it came out and it was white and it looked really good. And then the black one came out and you're like fuck, that's the one I want. And I just ordered decals for my Vita. Yeah. Because the black Vita's nice but I want a white Vita and I'm buying stickers off the internet.

And the white PSP. And you look at the Wii even and I'm like the white one's nice but fuck, there's a new black one coming. Do you remember? The Wii was originally black. Yes. And everyone wanted a white one. And everyone said I want a white one. With the green and the pink and the blue.

And then they made it white and then no one would shut the fuck up about how they wanted the black one. So here's what it is. Whatever other people have. No. If you can't have it, you want it. You want it so hard. The grass is greener. The grass is whiter on the other side.

It's always the same no matter what the default color console is. You want the opposite on the color wheel from back. Another friend of ours was like hey are you interested in getting a Vita? And at that time I had no interest at all. And I was like why? And he's like I'm getting another one. Which one are you getting? I'm getting the white Assassin's Creed.

And he goes I hate Assassin's Creed. I don't want it though. So I just want the white Vita. Absolutely. It's like that horrible point where I didn't want a purple Gamecube. And I didn't want the black Gamecube. I wanted the silver Gamecube. Oh good.

I thought you wanted the spice one. No. It's like because black had been out. Because it was the most popular color afterwards. No I don't want that regular Gamecube. I want the cool silver one. It's the white tux. It's the same feeling of looking at the white tux.

No I'm just taking the example of it feels special and rarer. And I caught myself with that feeling looking at the white X-bone. And I got fucking pissed at myself. I think the worst it ever got was when I had the silver PSP2000. And I broke it. And I went out of my way to buy white PSP parts to replace it. So that it was half silver on the back. And half white on the front.

And then there'd be no one else with the PSP2000 look like this. And it was all busted and ghetto in the back. Because I had the huge battery. And it looked like shit. It objectively looked like shit. But in my head I'm the only one with this. This is my garbage. Me and Billy from Fighter Beauty.

Oh yeah, Fighter Beauty Billy. He had a black DS light. I had a white one. And we swapped the tops and bottoms. Yeah, absolutely. Life swapped. Sure. So we had our little Icariga.

Oh, the dust sleeves. Yeah. Everyone did that. No, but not just that. No, the whole like right inside. The shell. Yeah, so the shell. Outside was one.

You opened it up and it got a different color. And then it hit full tilt on insanity when the X-bone was broken. Insanity when the X-cells came out. The 3DSX-cells. Yeah. And everyone was bitching about you could only get red and black and or blue and black. Which is outrageous because at the very end of the Nintendo DS light life cycle. I specifically sold my black one to get a red and black 3DS light DS light.

Greatest handheld ever is the panda. The panda? Do you know what I'm talking about? Either of you? The panda? The DS light. What was the other version of the DS light that had the cameras? DSi?

DSi. Yeah. They're testing ones called the pandas. Oh, the panda has the test box. The panda has the test box. The back one was black. Yeah, I remember that dude. And I said, oh, that.

Yeah, I said to my boss, can I please have one? Okay, whatever. And he's like, no, you can't, Matt Jr. No, you can't, Matt Jr. And I was like, but the panda. I love how Matt Jr. continually escalates in age. Yeah, I know. Like, we'll just be calling you that.

Matt Jr. is now 25. This is like five years ago as Matt Jr. I want my panda. He still wore that hat with the propeller on top. Yeah, I did. Oh, yeah. So did you know that the wonderful 101 originally was supposed to be a Nintendo crossover? Yes, I did.

And I don't know, I like how it is now. I love how it is now. So I can't really imagine it that way. It could have been, it had the same path of smash. And then just ducked out right at the end. So what was the opposite path of smash? That's right. Smash actually went for it.

That's right. Yeah, no, what had happened was... Had the same path as Watchmen. Basically, Platinum pitched a concept for a game where you were controlling a crowd of Nintendo IPs altogether. All of them. And they would do like Unite Morphs and all that stuff. But they would all be...

So Sword was the master sword. And Fist was like Mario's Big Blood or something. And Bomb was Bomberman. And you guys know Bomberman? No, the first of Burning Fist would be Cow-Fucking-Captain Falcon. That's right, that's right. I bet there was some jumpy Mario moves. Yo, that is sick.

Like a Captain Rainbow action game with a bunch of B-Listers. Shut up, Captain Rainbow. No, no, but like it was Captain... Yo, a Captain Falcon character action racing game by Platinum. Whoa! So the fact that this didn't go through... And the fact that Kamiya won't shut the fuck up about Star Fox... Makes me think that there's going to be a level in this game...

That is all the way Star Fox, except it's not Star Fox. Yeah. A massive homage. Absolutely. Look, it's Space Crab. And he's flying his L-Wing. I found that news kind of like, oh, un-gaffed. I didn't check any other places about that news.

But what's really kind of disappointing is that people are like, It should have been like that. That it would have sold. And it's like, okay, this is the ultimate. Damned if you... Oh, new IPs, Nintendo! Where are they? Here's a new IP.

Fuck that! It could have been everyone in. It could have been Donkey Kong. It could have been Captain Falcon. The problem is that new IPs are great, but everyone, like, crossovers are rarer than new IPs. And apparently when they showed it to Nintendo, Nintendo actually screamed, this is impossible.

Because it's like, they had to work so hard just to feel okay about Smash Brothers happening. And they warmed up to it to the point where they were like, And Sakurai fetishizes how awesome every character in Smash is. It's so good. Nobody gets the short end of the stick. And this, it's like, Link is one out of a hundred guys in a pool. And what if you throw Pokemon in the mix?

Fuck! You could have an all-Pokemon team. Yeah, you know you could have an all-Pokemon team. You could just play Pokemon Rumble and hate yourself. I'm hating myself right now, just thinking about that. I am glad that it became what it is right now. The only thing better that I could have possibly imagined is the thing I always bring up. This game should have been called Beautiful World.

And you're never gonna get it. I know. I know. No, it is. It is what it is. It's just not called that. But it should have been all those same characters, except Beautiful Joe is the captain. And Red is the sidekick.

And it's the same thing. See, for some reason, I don't even really agree with that. Like, I just played through Beautiful Joe. And I don't really feel like that would work. I prefer these new guys to Beautiful Joe. Me too. But he's the original... You know what?

Yeah, but Wonder Red is so much more classic. He is. Beautiful Joe should have been just an unlockable character. Absolutely. Or the hidden boss. Yeah. Or a young Captain Blue. It would have been such an awesome direction for the franchise to go.

It would have been. Better than Red Hot Rumble. If Capcom had not gotten rid of all those guys. No, it would have been interesting, but I think I prefer the way it went. No matter what, we're getting hype shit. It's fine. In summary, if you're not buying the wonderful 101, buy the wonderful 101. Do it.

Well, you're buying the wonderful 101. I'm gonna buy it. I am also going to buy it. I am also buying it. I am buying it. I bought a T-shirt. If someone, one of you guys, calls me up and tell me. Tell me Pat.

My idea now. What? You can't take it. What idea? Oh, I said, you know that wonderful one-inch or one-shirt Kimia has? I bought it. Oh, so nice. It's none of you can get it.

That's our T-shirt rule. We all compete to get T-shirts. I can't get that sandwich shirt that Willie's wearing. No, too bad. It was really awkward because Matt was wearing this sick Gypsy Danger T-shirt the other day that he got off T-Fury. Yeah. And I had gotten it too, so...

And then you guys had to fight to the death, right? We're gonna fight to the death. I got a Gypsy Danger shirt too. I got a Blanche Ron panties man. Yeah. We're gonna live it up. Yeah. See, I got a Gypsy shirt too, but it's different.

It's different. So, you know, it's fine. Same for our turnip shirts. We have turnip shirts. Yeah, Matt bought me this sick turnip. I should all fight to the death, man. Matt, what are your shirts like? They're in the mail.

Yeah. Where they should be. Oh, I also got one of the villager poking his head through a jagged hole. Oh, yeah, yeah. Like a shining. So, he's looking through my chest and he's like, good. The villager's so fucking creepy. He's amazing.

And I'm glad that Sakurai has turned into how creepy the Animal Crossing villager is. I understand. Are you guys gonna wear, like, your own shirts or rather the opposite shirts of each other when you get that in... No, I'm gonna wear all the shirts. I didn't order panties. They're not simultaneously. Oh.

What a dick. I'll wear the poster. Speaking of things that, like, could have been other things. Apparently Rare, modern day today Rare says they're kicking around some ideas for their classic properties. You know what? They're thinking about some things. You know what?

Some connect things. I believe them and I would have believed them every time they have said this over the fucking million years that they've been saying this. However, that does not change the reality that none of that shit's ever gonna happen. And even if it did, it's not the same people to whose to say it would be anywhere near as good. We've read how, like, former guy that used to work at Rare said there was about 60 awesome, like, full-blown, ready-to-go ideas we had for Microsoft.

They shot down every single one and said no connect. Yeah. And so, it's nice to want things Rare, but yeah, just like, perhaps not. They've got, they're like, look, we have some ideas for Viva Pinata, Conker, apparently there's a bunch of banjo ideas they have. Everybody wants these. Oh, that's such a great job with the last one. Nuts and bolts.

Like, how can we trust them on this when they're not even the people making killer instinct? It's really, like, a sad point. I don't even care about killer instinct, but I'd care just a little bit more of the original team or whatever was making it. So you're going to take to see that spinning R and feel good about it again. You could load up perfect dark on 360. That'll make me feel good. It's a shame because, like, the guys working at Rare, like, they're talented, but just,

like, they're so, I feel like they're on a leash. You want to know what Donner's side of an avatar shoe looks like? No. Yeah, tell me. No, we don't. It looks like shit. I was going to chime in that Ken Lobb did all the design work and basically created killer instinct from the ground up, and he's working on killer instinct.

It was so cool. He named it after a gun. He's the best, and he's voicing thunder. So, also, Liam brought to my attention today apparently KOF Online is fucking... So which KOF Online is this? This is part four, Electric Boogaloo. I believe Liam titled it SNK Get Your Shit Together. Yeah, that's the addition.

What is? So this is the fourth one, right? This literally is the fourth game that's come out with the title KOF Online. The first one dates back to 2000. It was a Korean MMO with, like, they had basically Mai, Terry, Kyo Iori, and then two Mark of the Wolves characters. That's all you need. And that was it.

And you'd walk around fighting each other in a 3D world. It was, like, one stage, basically. Sounds like a beat-em-up. It was... No, it was MMO. They would turn into a pseudo-fighting game in combat. And then back to MMO. It was wildly successful.

The second one came out not too long ago and was just an actual top view beat-em-up. That was fucking terrible. Yeah, I remember that one. And that was the one that was actually produced in Japan, I believe. I made it in Japan. Yes, that was the Japanese one. Yeah, with, like, you can turn into all characters at the same time or some shit like that. Yeah, dude.

They made a third game in China where you were playing sprite edits of Kyo. Does that even count? Dude, every Asian country gets a shot at making a King of Fighters of Monday. And this is from Thailand? This is the new one. Type 4 from Thailand. So, Thailand gets their shot and they chose to go with MOBA. They made a MOBA.

And, like, this is now the furthest you can get. Did you know that MOBAs are hot right now? We gotta get on that shit. You should make a MOBA. We need to get on that shit now. When you take a friend, like, where's the Rambo MOBA? Like, who's asking for a King of Fighters MOBA? Like, the pure cynic in me sees these screenshots and this footage and says,

some dudes in Thailand watched the Dota 2 Finals, called up SNK, said, here's $10 for the rights to King of Fighters, and then pumped that shit out in a weekend. What I was going, you know, like, the cynic in me is looking at it, and I played Dota, I played League of Legends for all of, like, eight hours. Yeah, you did. And it was fun. But, like, the environments in KOF Online, like, again, I've only played it for eight hours,

but they look like they're right out of fucking League of Legends. That doesn't look like KOF. Hey, man, hey, if it works. It looks like they're just modding a game or some shit, or like they're kind of stealing it. Hey, man, Dota was a mod. Like, who were you to say we can't just... But what I mean is, like, it looks like they were just stealing it.

Passing resemblance to King of Fighters. Look, I play a King of Fighters real-time strategy game. Absolutely. We need more breasts for my breast factory, or, like, whatever. Gary needs to make more hats. We need more Eorys. You say that, but days of memories. Don't forget the dating sim that came out.

Don't forget that top-down space shooter, either. Skyscraper. That's my favorite one. No, get in there. I played that one in the arcades. It's good. It's good to see SNK is valuing their treasured IPs. And, like, they've got a few. Woolly, what was the one you said earlier today they should make?

I was just about to say it. You want to talk about fucking money on the table? Metal Slug plus Maple Story. Absolutely. Go do it. I'd play it. So much cash you don't even know. No, we don't.

And we never will. But they care so much about Metal Slug. They made that great 3D game. Don't even, don't even, shut up. Just shut the fuck up button. That's not even real. That's not even real. You're making it up.

In all fairness, like, 7 and 8. We didn't play it. We didn't play it. What, Metal Slug 3D? Yeah. I did play it. You did play it. It's been erased from my mind.

Well, like, 7 and XX were good. Sure. Sure. Often Clark. Yeah. But that hereby ends our SNK Get Your Shit Together segment. We love you, SNK. We'll be back next week when they make something new and stupid.

Did you guys know that apparently Blizzard is not opposed to making WoW free to play eventually? Yeah. And they're already on that path. Yeah, absolutely. I don't know when you guys played or quit WoW. Never. I know you never got into it. As a matter of fact, Liam never touched it.

I think I played it for one second. We can actually play it for one second between us three. It sucks. I love Warcraft lore. I played WoW on release and got crazy, addicted and almost got kicked out of school for it. And then quit and then went back two years later. And you know, I've had this back and forth. And the last time I went back, I noticed there's a lot of, hey man, you want this special unicorn mount?

It's all flashy and shiny. How about you pay us like $20? And those have been outrageously successful. You're a local WoW dealer on your street corner. And WoW has been losing its player base for quite a while now. And I bet you there is a fucking number on a chalkboard that says the day this goes under. You flip the fucking switch and turn on every cosmetic item in the game as something you can buy. There's a staging server right now with all of that ready and waiting.

Yes, it's the test server. They're going to have a weird thing where they'll say next patch is going to be free to play. Every time you're able to go on there and buy shit for free. Every time they walk by that server, they just pet it and they're like, soon, soon my pets. And then basically what you do is you let that rock for a bit and you sell one final patch that leads right into Titan. Right. And what I see in my head is they're petting the server and then Kodak comes up from his dungeon. And they just point the server at him and he goes, oh, it's money.

He goes back down to his hole. It's like, yes, yes, free to play server. You will keep us free for another six years of nothing development. Right. So let's make some bets here. How long till F2P? Two years. No.

Well, here's the deal. Titan has been pushed back to 2016. Yeah. So it makes sense to say 2015. Yeah. I think that's reasonable. Why not? It's 2013, so I said two years.

And what are you taking, Matt? Yeah, sure. That sounds, I don't... We're not going to remember these fucking... No, I'm going to watch that. Watch that. Someone will, though, and come back. Someone will be like, dude, you are so stupid.

Just to validate that person, I'm going to say eight months, be back. See, the problem with this is this isn't like a tour. This isn't like when tour came out and everyone went, that's going to be free to play within the year. And it was obvious because that thing was tanking. Yeah. Like, wow. Like, there's the number, right?

It could be six million. It could be one million. Like, who knows what it is? Whatever date we put on it, it doesn't matter because the furthest thing on my chart right now is Street Fighter V. Yeah. And then the fucking Mars mission in 2023. So it doesn't even matter.

You're smart. You're planning ahead for your future as a Mars rover. Hey, man. They're going to send dudes to Mars to live there forever. No, I just want to see a Mars rover with like little dreadlocks on it. Mission, mission control. We got Liar 0.5 going. Fuck you.

You couldn't wait for anything. The Mars rover seems to be reporting that there's life. We think he's lying. That's the Liar rover. It's just the Decepticons. You couldn't wait for fucking Wes Marsville. I'm sorry. That's actually way better.

Oh, come on. Well, we're on MMO. So Final Fantasy XIV launched again. It did launch again. Yeah. I have adjusted. I played the beta. You couldn't.

I wanted to guess why. It's true. So here's the problem. We played, everyone made fun of it. Matt and I made fun of it at E3 because it was so easy. And then I played the beta and it was really good. It's good. And everyone played the beta and it was really good.

And there's so many people change their minds about this game that they have ruined the game and now make it look super terrible because no one can play. You know what? It's just day one MMO shit. So there's two parts to that. That even happens to Blizzard sometimes.

There's two parts to that. Every time. The first part is you're right. If you expect an MMO or online primarily enabled anything to go up day one and not have problems, you are naive at best. You are a damn fool at worst. That being said,

early access was a perk that caused people to pre-order the game. And the fact that they every single fucking company offers early access and every single time it fucking breaks either on day two of the access or launch day proper,

it's gross. They should stop promising that shit. Or rolled out over like a week or something. I do something. Or how the early access be like a month early before the high trade. Let's not go nuts. Is that nuts for an MMO launch

that a month early is stable? Beta 3 was a month ago. The game's way better than Beta 3. One of the questions actually that someone was going to ask us, which I might as well, was, hey guys, have you played any MMOs? Or what MMOs have you ever gotten into? And then like gotten out of.

Now you guys have just established or just established. Let's give it a little rough ride. Okay, Willie, you like ever anything? The only ones I can say honestly were the Ragnarok Online first version. The Beta. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Early Ragnarok for like maybe a month or two at best. And I played Grawl, which was, I don't know. We don't talk about that. Why did you play Grawl? That's what I was into. Grawl was an online link to the past game. Jesus.

Someone basically took a link to the past sprite set and put it in an online environment where you could make your own custom art for your character and walk around the world. Okay. And like there was like fun little things you could do in adventures and talking to people and slash and get arrows and all that shit.

But. But it was, it was just, it eventually just went to nothing because whatever, what are you going to do with like people uploading their own BMPs as their characters? Yeah, all right. You know.

Game Heroes the MMO. So that's, and that's the only MMOs I've ever been into. Matt, have you ever played an MMO? Personally, like as my own internment. Not for work. No, never. Yeah. I think they're kind of lame.

I think you and I share the same feeling on this, which is we honestly don't like the idea of spending the money and then feeling an obligation to the time you have to spend. And when I did have to play them for work, I had played Secret World and Age of Conan. I was like, oh, nothing I'll ever play will change my mind.

I can see how the idea of loot and whatnot can be cracking for people. Yeah. I can see it. But I just don't want to feel like I'm, I fuck, I've spent my money, I need to play this X amount of hours, or I didn't get my MMO score.

I'll keep that in mind when I circle back around the mind. But first, Liam, I have a feeling you've actually played quite a few. Excuse me. I've played a handful. Oh, and I played PSO for the Dreamcast. Yeah. Offline.

Of course you did. Yeah. But go. PSO is not an MMO though. I only played PSO offline. Yeah, nice. Qcast. It is now.

That was a bad hype. Again. PSO 2 is an MMO. PSO is not an MMO. It looks sick. Yeah. So when I was in elementary school, a lot younger than you guys,

I played RuneScape. Yeah, you did. With a bunch of my buddies in class. And that was a lot of fun when we were little. What is this? Right? Just like the fact that like RuneScape existed when you were in fucking elementary school.

I'm so old. Oh, God. I played Ika online. Wow. That was kind of fun. I played like. I bet you you played FlyFF. Well, you called me.

You called me these games. I know you played. I don't know if it's called FlyFF. I always called it FlyFF. I called it FlyFF. FlyFF for fun. FlyFF for fun. I bet you you played that.

I played that up to like level 30 or so. Yeah. Until I could fly. And then once you got the flying and you flew around once, you're like, yeah, I'm done. I knew it. I grinded up to here and I got there.

I played MapleStory for 10 minutes and then declared it not worth my 10 minutes. Right. Unless it were SNK doing it. Unless it were Metal Slug. You fucking jokes. You fucking jokes. Otherwise though,

like just a handful of Korean ones that I've forgotten at this point. Okay. I haven't been into any big ones and never any paid-to-play games. The only ones I ever got into were big ones. I'm looking forward to FF14. Right.

I really am. I played 10, like I played like three or four hours of that awesome Guild Wars one demo during E3 where they let everyone play the E3 build and then said, I hate this. I played enough WoW that it destroyed my life.

Checked out the artwork for Magna Carta. Yeah. I did. I did. I did. I did. I played Terra for about a month when I went free.

Had a lot of fun. That game plays really well. Everything about is garbage. Okay. Other than the fact that it plays really well. I played Guild Wars 2. Of course. For three months.

I had to play that with you. And so Guild Wars 2 comes to the point that you were saying, the best thing about Guild Wars 2 is that you buy a fucking boxed copy and you own Guild Wars 2 forever. That is the smartest, most respectable,

the B2T. The problem with Guild Wars 2 is that every single thing about it is amazing except for the pet part where it plays slightly worse than Terra. And all you can think about is how you wish you could play it with a controller like you could play Terra.

And then FF14 comes along which has the best control, like complicated PC controller interface I've ever seen for any game ever. Everything that you can do in an MMO and FF14 you can do perfectly with a controller. It's incredibly impressive. That's pretty smart.

That realm is totally reborn, you guys. It is! It is, though. No one knows though. And the first FF14 was one of the worst MMOs ever. It's really popular to remake. People know, man. It's good.

Like over 500,000 new subscribers. Sure, but no one can play it. Like this has been one of the most that you will. I have to say, this has been one of the most delicate pay attention to what everybody wants

and relaunch this game. It was a weird thing. Because Wada said it damaged the brand. It was a weird thing. There were two parts to that that happened that were huge drama things. The first one was that the FF14 at launch was so bad for so long

that one of Square Enix's gigantic investors that had millions of shares in the company wrote them a letter saying, you guys suck, I hate you. And pulled his shares all out. Because he was a player. Yeah, he was a player.

He was a player in the game. I hate Final Fantasy now. Good job, idiots. And quit. And then the one guy on the team, Naoki Yoshida, you were Yoshi P. Who was saying,

yo guys, your game is garbage. This is going to blow up in your face. He was the one guy with the sense to see it coming. They said, well, you were right. He takes as much time and money as you need.

Just fix it. And he fixed it so good that it's broken. Just one last MMO thing. I played Vendictus. I forgot about that. What is that? I heard of that. It's a sick action RPG.

That's like an online game. It's not quite an MMO, but it's got like a bunch of co-op and stuff. It's an action game. Okay. And like just heavy RPG elements. Like that's it. I like Guns the Dual,

but it wasn't released in MMO. It's kind of like Guns the Dual in that. But in an MMO environment. You know, if that FPS didn't make you so vomited, I would tell you to check out Planetside too. Yeah.

I'm looking forward to that. What was that MMO that you were talking about that had really awful character design, but it had like sick action, like character... Tara. Tara. That was really good.

It's the game that has the little girls with the huge asses that make everyone super uncomfortable. So that's one of the games where I looked at it. I was like, wow, that looks actually like not the type of combat

that I hate about MMOs. And but when you show me... It plays really well. And then you see like a 12 year old in like a bikini walk by and you go, oh god, am I fucking playing this game? I'm subscribing to this.

So, yeah, let's transition from fucking 12 year olds in bikinis and whatnot to... They're magical elf girls or some bullshit. Yeah, let's just bring that right into fighting game news.

Same deal. Well, Atlas apparently decided to bring Aquaposa to the US. I never heard of that. Why? I never heard of it. And I'm like, why? And then I looked in the screenshot

and I went, oh, I know why I never heard of this. Yeah. So, Woolly and I played Aquaposa a little bit. It's legit. It's legit. What kind of game is it?

It's a fighter. No, no, no. I mean, what style? Anime fighter. It's like anime Capcom, somewhere in between. Anime fighter with strikers. So JoJo.

Yeah. Like the old JoJo. More anime than that. More anime than that? Yeah. Wow. So it's multi-blood. Yes.

Kind of. It plays real good. It's characters from Aqua Plus. That's what they're called. Something. So like... If I can confirm this information. Yeah, I was thinking out loud.

So like comic party and white album and a bunch of things that nobody's ever heard of. And I... Like it's cool that they're localizing it. I'll pick it up. But...

We played it and we walked and we stood up and we went... It's... Well, that's legit. That's never discussed. It's one of those things where you... We're always screaming

for everything to be localized ever. Yeah. And then they actually picked one that you're like, yeah, this didn't need to come over. But you know what does need to come over?

Vib ribbon? Vib ribbon? Vib ribbon is awesome. Vib ribbon should really make it up. No, Under Night in Baths. I don't understand. No, that doesn't need to come over. It doesn't.

What can go to the next topic? No. Go to the next topic. Shut up. Things that are actually coming over. Nick Hallis is bringing over Yadda Garasu.

Attack on Cataclysm. But renaming it Legend of Raven. That's a smart move, though. You know what that is? Calling that a different name. Attack on Cataclysm. So here's the deal. No, no, no.

Yadda Garasu is the game that's out now. Attack on Cataclysm is a big patch that just got crowdfunded. Yeah. And Yadda Garasu means Legend of the Raven. No, I think Yadda Garasu is

like a legendary spirit. Whatever. It's a Raven thing. Nick, pick your shit. All right. Well, let's weave for a minute. Garasu being Charis, being the actual crow word.

Fuck these guys. Right? Word for crow. Yeah, yeah. But Yadda Garasu is a real thing. It's an actual type of spirit. Yeah. There is a real thing.

There is a real thing. There is a real thing. There is a real thing. There is a real thing. It's an actual type of spirit. Yeah. There was that character in Ace Attorney Investigations 1

that was the Yadda Garasu. Yeah. Okay. Okay, fair day. Legend of the Raven. Coming to not your 3DS. Canceled for 3DS. But your Vita.

Because of the mystical fighting game community that did not have any opinion about this. Which is what the fuck? Because I don't have a Vita. I have a 3DS and I was actually excited about it. I'll tell you the reason why.

I'll tell you the reason because Nick Hollis is a shit publisher that will do anything they can to get the easiest thing out of it. Hold on a minute. Easy self-publishing. Dem's fighting words because

Nick Hollis, you got to respect him. He's the guy that got Pixel out of his cave. Pixel the maker of Cave Story. He was a Cave Story creator. He was an amazing guy. Cave Story was made in a cave? Yes.

And he never wanted to talk to anybody. He didn't want to do anything. He's just like, I don't want to make games anymore. He should go make games in the Japan Indy scene. And Nick Hollis actually convinced

him. But that's one guy that was able to convince him. Nick Hollis themselves promised games for years and then they don't do anything to support them. They don't advertise them. Dude, I don't know if they have

the power or budget to. They're not a big company. No, they're not saying. They're not saying national TV campaign. But like when the 3DS launched or was it the 3DS, they said, here's this cool game called

Night Sky. And they had a WiiWare version. They were going to put out Nexplay version. And like three years go by and then I found out. A couple versions came out. Hey, speaking of weird,

nonsensical delays. Hold on. Sorry. They weren't even the developer of Night Sky. No, no. It was like a two guy team. But look, it's strong.

But shit publisher is a really strong term. Like shit publisher. Oh. Anyway. You know who's a shit publisher? What kind of question is that? All I'm trying to say is it's

not easy work. Because two things that came out. They constantly disappointed fans and there's a whole thing on Gaff of people saying, I fucking hate Nick Hollis. Here are the reasons why.

It's not like it. Yeah, that's 20 people on Gaff. Anyway. You know what are two things that came out today? Capcom is A, not giving us a retail version of Ace Attorney 5. So fuck you, Capcom.

And the second thing is that the Wii U version of Shadows Over Mystara has been mysteriously delayed till September again. Yeah. What does that have to do with fighting games? I don't know.

I'm just shitting on Capcom. Well, you know what? Capcom makes fighting games. Well, I'm going to buff them up. Guess what they're doing? You'll like this. With Ultra Super Street Fighter, Ultra Super Street Fighter 2 Turbo

Hyper Fighting Mega Edition. For matching service, the best collection. Thank you. Ultra Super Ultra Street Fighter 4 is they're rebalancing it. They're doing a bunch of stuff, as you guys know.

I'm pretty excited for that. I like the idea of it. Yeah, I'll get another revision of SF4. I'll get another revision of SF4. I'm supposed to be getting to earlier.

We knew this. We knew this, but we didn't talk about it. But some people that are actually complaining on my Facebook about like, oh, Capcom comes again to gank my pocket. Or whatever.

It's like, no, guys. No, it's not for you. Exactly. If you stopped playing the game, then you don't have an opinion here. Like, for me, I am one of those people. I stopped playing SF4 seriously,

but I still want to pick this up because I'll play with the new characters for a couple hours in training mode. And that's enough for me. That's all I want. And the people who are into it want a game that's live and

active so that they can have some fun. And I also want a version of SF4 on my PC that doesn't have fucking games for Windows on it. True that. Now that being said,

interesting noise, not noise. Interesting news for you specifically, Liam. Sounds like noise. They're trying to close the gap between Hakan's oiled and non-oiled versions. Yeah.

That's his balance sheet. Wait, that's interesting to Liam? Dude, he's my main. He's my main. Fuck off. He plays it still. Let's go pour oil all over

ourselves. Implying I'm not doing it already. You're not doing it already. Take it out. Give me some oil. But like I said, Liam still plays the game and

you don't. I still beat him. I still beat him. I still beat him. There's a real easy way to solve this argument. We could use a video game to do it.

Yeah. What video game? You know what else we found out? Street Fighter 4 vanilla. This is something that's always plagued me. Speaking of Street Fighter 4

vanilla. Yeah. Why would anyone be speaking that? Because you know what's interesting? There's one thing that I was in those that I completely forgot

about. Then I was like, What's the second hit? The post hits. Yeah. I got rid of it. What happened to that? The amount of people were

sold. That's not true. That's what he said. Yeah. We found out the real reason. I just want to say something real quick about this post-KO thing.

Yeah. There are so many people freaking out about it. It's a fucking post hit. Yeah. Liam. Liam. Liam.

It felt really good. Dude, I did it. It felt good. I know what it felt like. It was a little bit of that third strike. Yeah. The little like,

Oh. You know what? You can take the post-KO hit out. After a KO. Thing is, though, despite whatever, and there was a bit of this

explosion when it first happened, right? Yeah. So this is a really old argument, to be honest. But it's back now. But yes, because of the news, but here's the deal.

Combo Fiend comes out and goes, Guys, here's the reason why. There was some massive bugs that would happen in the post-KO state. So better to just cut it and ignore all that bullshit. If it feels good,

we understand, but if it crashes the game, it's got to go. And you're like, You know what, Peter? You're right. So then why did Ono give a bad explanation?

Because people aren't reasonable. But that was an unreasonable answer. Yeah, no. I'm not saying Ono's... I'm not saying... I'm not Ono. But...

You're not Ono. No. Are you? You do like Locke. And I met... And I met... I'm not Ono, but I met him.

He seemed cool, right? He's the coolest. Yeah. He wore flip flops that day. So... That's a business day. That's what's been going on with Street Fighter.

There has been a fucking cool blast of news about Killer Instinct out of Gamescom. Pricing goods. Pricing goods. Some weird, some bad. New character announcements. Rebalance news.

All kinds of cool ships going on. Rebalance news. Rebalance news. Oh, rebalancing news. I don't think that the most expensive version of Killer Instinct is worth the increased price.

So here's the thing. I just... I have no problem with the packages so far. It's been cool. The only thing is they just need to stop saying the word pack.

Just say full games. But it's not because the full game is coming later. They're going to add characters over time. That's why he's saying don't call it a pack because people don't like the word.

Then have the pack and have the expansion characters. Like, I don't make people feel weird about it. I can understand the ideology or the need to want to say

we have a fighting game at launch. Because that's awesome. That's fighting games. Launch fighting games are radical. Take a tag too. And Soul Caliber are like the greatest.

Definitely too. I can't look so sick. Not take a tag too. Just take a tag. Just take a tag. Yeah. Like the way that they're handling this

of like there's going to be six characters and there's going to be eight characters. It's really and it's a lot like Microsoft handling. It's like the

phase one. The wording is really confusing and it's scaring a lot of people off and it's making a lot of people who are very easy to irritate

very upset. Yeah. And that's unfortunate because that's a whole lot of people. I would much spend a lot of money. I would much rather have them taken the time

and said here's Killer Instinct. It's 40 bucks. Here it is. Yeah. It's fucking done. And done a Capcom. Just done

Super Killer Instinct a year and a half later if it did well. The biggest bummer for me is just there's no physical version because I'm not getting an Xbox one.

Well I wanted to buy a copy. Liam. I hear you. Get used to that. Well I know not really actually. Being a bummer. Not really actually because Ken Lobb said

yeah there will be a physical release much later. Oh I just mean it Jim. Well I'll buy it much later. But like. Nice. It's a shame.

So Madden Eye the other day just got super hyped over the the the the the the smallest little details

of nothing. We were watching this really hype. It was a video of Thunder not Chief Thunder anymore just

Thunder Ultra and doing some crazy combos and they played the old announcer right. They got the actual guy back to switch it.

It's just not. Yeah. So he does like a 30 hit combo and at the end the announcer goes God like combo and it sounds like

the previous version was completely different. It would be God like combo. Yeah. And then I'm watching I'm like all God like combo

he's going to say and then he just and he says it like the way they used to say ultimate combo. Exactly. And then he's on his instinct mode

and he dashes he becomes a murder of codes. Yeah. And they fly off at you and then he comes out of them

seen for his back. That's really cool. It's the sick as shit. So there's some really cool stuff going on with his design. Ken Lobb is actually his voice actor.

That was news to me. I did that. That is some weird. He did a bunch of voices for a lot of rare stuff. Back in the day

and now he's doing it again. Did he do his own like hurt noises now because he's gone? Yeah. Did he do the shoot noise? Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew. That being said

the killer instinct stuff and about how there will be a retail release and they're right. There's there's a piece of that that makes me uneasy which is and that's the

fact that we talked to last week about games for Windows Live is gone and dead or will be. Yeah. And what it's turning out to mean

is that games by companies that don't exist anymore or by companies that don't care once those servers authentications go off those games don't exist.

You won't be able to play them if you have a box to a new copy. There'll be no activation server to ping. And that makes it so that Microsoft has been pushed

with the Xbox One is buying our online infrastructure except that the last two online infrastructures they made were the Xbox One original Xbox

and games for Windows Live and both of those don't exist anymore and you can't get your purchases back. But to be super perfectly fair like both of them

are garbage. But games for Windows like whatever but with the Xbox original online service that lasted like halfway through

the 360s life. It only ended like last year or something. Yeah. They let it rock because they let it rock because there was these guys playing Halo 2

and they stayed in that one match. Yeah. But here's the perfect example. Games for Windows Live has Gears of War One on PC and it's the only way

when that dies you'll never be able to play Gears of War One on PC again. But you can't compare but like because people like to play old games.

But you know what? But compare that to like Tekken World Federation. Sometimes this dude loads up second impact into a Dreamcast. That's a second impact really good.

It's my fault. Like Gears of War Two is better than Gears of War One like every way. But like Tekken World Federation mode in Tekken Tag Tournament

is shutting down like on the 30th and that game just came out. APB all points bulletin shut down moments after it launched. Well it was bad. So what I'm saying

is in these days this day and age like I when an online infrastructure lasts more than a couple of years outside of its expected lifespan.

The problem the problem is is that you're always supposed to be comparing that to what's the best market alternative. The best market alternative

is Steam which came online in what night 2000 and three. I want to say two and I think they've taken like a dozen games

off the service and those were because the companies went bankrupt or some shit. Like come on guys. You also have to remember that like

Ken Lobber who ever said that killerings thing is going to be like our first party fighting game. Yes. And it will last like there's not

going to be a killerings two. Yeah we're going to push this game. It's going to put more content. You mean your range you mean like perfect dark zero.

No I mean like Halo. Oh. It'll be going for a while and hey look who look who's coming back to mystery. Kim Woo.

Character fucking Kim Woo. What's Kim Woo. It's actually not because you didn't look at the thing I posted on your wall. I said it's you earlier. No. Wait you can see this.

I can click on it. It's not like Kim Woo. So before you got me on blast in front of everybody for so fucking your shine. So like it's not how that

a few days ago he's totally misusing the phone. Yo that's not what I wanted to say. Yeah you're going to rock. This isn't a Mario game. It's a shine.

Shine. Blah. Man. Let me explain this. It's not Kim Woo. In light to me. A few days ago Game Chalers puts a

thunder combo video and then puts this shot of this brand new character. Like that looks completely crazy and different than anyone else.

And then Game Chalers takes out that video seconds later. That's what you always want to see because you're like now I know something that I'm not supposed

to do. And then what's that... The Lee hopefully, Anyway he lied to you about a giraffe anyway that giraffe

was real. I looked it up. Where was it? It was at spike. It wasn't at E3. It was at spike. Well then it wasn't the E3 giraffe.

Well it was there during E3. Anyway I wish I could just talk with the sound of Doritos in my mouth right now. Anyway Hold on while

I pour Mountain Dew No! I went to event hubs and he's talking about Killers and I go to his site like he loves it. Anyway

So he's the only person that got that footage of that character therefore it's like one of his most popular videos. Yeah. Just that character

and then some Killers and Fanciers like we got word that this is a brand new character called Sedira. So it's not Kim Woo

it's not Orchid Thank God. Okay. Cause that would be the worst redesign ever. Well she's a spider that looks like looks like a

mortal combat character. That also was a Marvel character cause he's doing aerial combos. Launches and aerial raves. Aerial raves

I'm sorry. So I was going to say I think they should have waited to have an all original character that should have been like a much later

DLC character. They put out all your garbage spinels that people want. Before classics out there though.

No. No. Every other game. Spinal was so bad. Spinal. See here's the perfect example.

Gameplay wise. I don't care about killer instinct. Like if Spinal was in the game I'd like take a look at it cause Spinal's so dumb. But the Spinal

gameplay wise was so bad in our case statistics for K.I.1 were like he's the least played character by far and Rare said no we have to fix this

character. We're not going to take him out like we did Thunder, Rifter and Cinder. And he was on the fucking cover of the killer cut CD.

We put him back in K.I.2 they still don't fix him he's awful to play as. He's still a cool skeleton dumb guy. That's what I want. Chasing in the Argonauts. So like that

everyone just wants the all of the original cast first. But the very first one would happen on Street Fighter 4. Everyone wanted the original

guys from SF2. Everyone hated all the four new characters. We like them. I just thought Abel needed longer pants. I thought that Rufus

should not be in the game. He's the only one I hate. But the thing though is there's a very specific reason why they unveiled her and they've explained it it's because the first characters

the first characters they want to show you of the original eight they want them to be drastically different in play style and then the next eight are going to be

less drastic. More classic. What's the big difference between TJ Combo and Ritor? Dude I don't know. More or less they have giant torpedo attacks at you.

They're both kind of rush down characters. They rush at you like all the rest like Full Gore's probably going to be a zoning character until the projectiles

reflects and Orchid is just going to be like another rush down character mid-screen or something. What is her Jaguar pants going to look like?

Probably has much particle effects out the ass hole probably. Anyway so that's all pretty cool but like I was going to say you should wait to

make new characters. Don't put them out right away. Fool everyone. Fool everyone. I guarantee you the next one's going to be a classic.

That's what better be like an Orchid. Like we can all agree that we love Third Strike but we can also all agree that New Generation was a fucking disaster. Yeah.

Like Although when I played it the first time it was the hypest thing. Yeah but you can't make a fighting game that's like a old favorite

and have like most of the cast be new people. Which is why when they pulled like when the original version of that was

No Ryu and Ken. No Ryu and Ken at all. It was just going to be Sean and Shoshodo. Oh that's good. Yeah. Yeah. But to be fair

I love the idea of how they pitched that meeting at the guys. You walk in the arcade you look up and you just see three and you're like

what is that? No. I don't have to ask. I know. Because Capcom set themselves up for that joke. Because Capcom

can't count to three exactly. Capcom can't count to three. I talked with Matt a bit about this and I don't know I actually like her and I think it's

cool. She's the character out this early. You know I didn't really play K.I. so I don't really have any affinity to it and that's why but I think it's great

same with Street Fighter. You listen to the music though. Yeah. Oh my God. Yeah. Of course I listen to it. Yeah. You put in

it and had enough of our videos. Yeah. You can't avoid it. Sorry. I think by now we put more platinum music and anything else

but it's close. Yeah. I mean just wait a couple minutes. You'll hear it again. Maybe. No.

Confirmed. Confirmed. Yeah. Confirmed. Confirmed. Ben Affleck. So here's the thing about this whole situation.

We know a friend of ours is hanging himself right now as he listens to this podcast. Yes. But here's where I flip the script on you.

Oh. Oh. All right. Oh. We should be hype. How are you going to be hype? I'm not going to say

be hype. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Thank you, man. And you're still getting Zack Snyder as the director of this thing

so it's going to have like the Montumes you're going to have cool action and nothing else going on in between. I was like but remember

what people said and reacted when Heath Ledger was casted as the Joker. Yes. That's true. Okay.

You can go back and find everyone going what the fuck all I'm going to think about is gay cowboys. This is bullshit. Yeah. No.

Heath Ledger Heath. Sorry. I fucked that up. That's a mispronunciation. Heath Ledger was not in

the exact same kind of movie that he was going. If Heath Ledger was going to do another gay cowboy movie and people said oh no

not Heath Ledger that would be different. Ben Affleck already did a fucking superhero movie and he was fucking terrible in it as a

as like a sea-lister as Daredevil. Okay. And now you're going to tell me that his awesome rain fight with Jennifer Garner

is what got him the fucking role in Batman? Come on. Couldn't be worse than George Clooney. Yeah. It can be worse

than George Clooney. I know. I kind of like George Clooney as Batman. Well then you're an awful person. No. But I like it because it's the

worst thing ever. I guess so. Danny Ocean is not Bruce Wayne. Listen. Danny Ocean kind of is Bruce Wayne. The Fantastic One.

Johnny Storm. Who is the actor that played the Human Torrey? Wow. I didn't listen to that at all. Chris Evans. That's true. Chris Evans

is an awesome captain in America. That's a really good point, dude. Look, I'm not a big huge Ben Affleck fan as an actor. He's an awesome director.

Not that that means too much. But no one should be mad about Ben Affleck being Batman. They should be mad. We're getting

another fucking man of steel movie. Yeah. Well see, this is the first one and I will continue to ignore it. Oh, that's a thing.

If Ben Affleck was in it and they announced a new director, all they're doing in a different story, I'd be like really legitimately hyped.

Well, the thing that makes me worried is that they say Affleck has a fucking 13 movie deal or some bullshit. Everyone has a 13 movie deal.

Until it tanks. Yeah. Like Eric Banna as the Hulk had a four movie deal. Wow. He got hosed. No.

Well, the deal has more mistifulations. Always. Always. But yeah, like Ben Affleck, I'm sure, I guess,

and it'll be fine. Your new Batman is Geely. Yeah. And you know, and I wasn't super crazy about Christian Bale thinking. I was never, like, it's fine.

And you know what? By the time we got to the end, I wasn't crazy about him. Keaton, Keaton all the way. Oh my God, Keaton. Wes! His face is Wes!

Yeah, put Wes in there. Fire Wes again. He's mixed man of steel. Yeah. Oh dude, like 90 year old.

Like 90 year old. They're right in with the rest of them. Like, think how cool that would be, like 90 year old, 60s Batman in there, steel with no changes.

Maybe start nine returns. No, no, he's doing the bat to see and shit. He's that guy. Exactly. The one thing I remember thinking when they said like,

oh, why didn't they get like Mark Hamill? And I was like, Mark Ham, as the Joker, when there was like, Heath Ledger.

Mark Hamill is the best cartoon Joker ever. I have no, I have no action Joker. I have no confidence in his ability to pull it off in real life.

Especially when he said, I will never perform it in a place where people can see me. And now, he refuses to be seen. And now he doesn't even do the Joker thing anymore

anyway. Now it's Troy Baker is the Joker. Troy Baker is going to be your new everything. Right. But like, just quickly,

Batman, like, the thing is, like, if it was just a couple years ago, I'd be like, Argo,

Argo, the town, and I can't remember his other one. They're like my, like three, like probably my top 20 movies ever.

The Holy Shit Ben Affleck trilogy. The Holy Shit Ben Affleck, it's a director, I don't get it. A trilogy. Like those are awesome movies. So now I'm like,

I guess. Yeah. But there's no, like who else? Anyone have any suggestions who could be Batman? Aston Kutcher. Aston Kutcher.

You know what, I think the most disappointing thing about this, this announcement, is that it lets us know exactly what the plot of this movie is going to be. It's going to be the same plot

as every single comic ever in which, man, Batman and Superman are going to fucking fight. You know what they're going to do? Superman's going to be like, who are you Batman?

He's, Batman's going to be like, fuck off, here's Kryptonite. And he's like, oh, and then they're both going to be like, oh no,

Lex Luthor's evil, let's team up. For a while, Carl Urban was the one that people were thinking of. That's not a bad choice for you. You're going to say,

and you never see Bruce Wayne. You just see Batman. He only wears the cowl. Yeah. But no, and I have to say for me too, as well, when I saw Ben Affleck sitting

around with Tarantino and Angley and all those other directors, sort of, and they just sat around. You're like, oh wow, dude. Yeah,

for real, he's a real like dude. They let him in the room. Yeah. And listen to what he had to say. As a director, not as an actor. Yeah.

This week on Matt Watch, who is Matt Stucking Today. You're just making me think of Baywatch with that voice. No. It's gonna be night. It's gonna be night. It's got Watch in the fucking

title. Night. On this week's episode. Oh, there's always a fjord. Or a ravine. On this one. We have a story. Of Matt Watch.

I am creeping on Ben Affleck. No, I'm kidding. Actually, just really recently, I think we're doing a WrestleMania. And I mentioned, we were talking about Tristratus

a little bit. And someone said, what's Tristratus up to? And I said, she's a brunette now. And everyone was like, oh, okay. That's better.

That's cool. I'm searching for pictures to put as the borders for a WrestleMania episode. And I found a Tristratus video. It said, not safe for work.

So I clicked it. And it's, it's, it's a fine video. But I think I, and you'll, you'll like this too. Because when you found out

that Matt Stratus's move was called the Stratus Faction. Stratus Faction. You went, that's super cool. I'm getting increasingly worried that you're not describing what this video is.

I'm about to. Like Matt, like Shining Fingered the Mouse. I'm about to. She, she owns her own brand of yoga, like centers.

Of course, yoga. In Toronto. Of course she does. In Toronto. In Toronto. Guess what the name of the,

the yoga centers are called. Stratus Faction. The Stratosphere. So what the video is, is her doing her yoga work out. And I looked at like, how old is she now? I'm like,

oh wow, that's, that's older than I thought. But she looks super awesome and she's just like super athletic. Like, wow.

The magic of yoga life. Like, like she looks better now than she did during when she's wearing all those. That's,

that's why Dalsims kept this figure. Right. All these years. So I was like, watching the video. Yeah. No dialogue.

Just her doing yoga moves and I was like, you go up to Toronto and you grab a chair and you give her a chair shot and see if she knows how to spell it. You see,

she still knows how to do it. So, so my love of Farage and Stratus has rekindled this week. Pretty good. It's pretty good. Let's take a look at some questions cause it's

latter time. It's latter time. Does that, does that show still exist? It does not. Not. Everyone is, is dead.

Nicholas Pickless, if you're out there listening to this, I love you. You're my hero. Was that his real name? Yeah. I don't know it,

actually at all. You gave me some facts though. Oh, I did give you something. You dropped the knowledge. You're like, he's a DJ in real life and he just did it for fun. He wasn't even getting

paid at the A.A.A. Dude, that's sick. That's sick. Really quickly. We're talking about a show called Video and Arcade Top 10. We need to establish this.

Yeah. Just really quick, I think about Video Arcade or Arcade Top 10 is that when they would get a letter for their letter time section, a kid would say, hello,

Video and Arcade Top 10. I really like video games and Mario. I have a Nintendo Game Boy. And then Nicholas Pickles with a big shitty eating grin says,

we're going to send you two copies of Vector Man. Because that's the game we played today. Yeah. They would never tailor it. Yeah. But the thing always

tells you what they have. I love Game Boy games. Yeah. You're a game gear game bitch. I hated that part of Video Arcade Top 10. What other questions?

Well, wait, before that, if you have a question to send in, where should you send it? Will they? Super best friend cast at gmail.com. Oh man,

this is my favorite part again? Super best friend cast at gmail.com. You don't have to type the dumb accent. You just,

it's just words. Anyway, you can send it over there. I'll probably click through it, maybe not. But if you have a decent enough question,

there's a shitload of questions here. Yes, there's a whole lot. Let's do a bunch. But we're just doing a couple of them. And it'll make it easier

if you just get right to the question so I can see it in the summary or title. If you're asking about knife fights, knife fights in the subject,

we'll read a letter called knife fights. I really want to talk about knife fights on this podcast. No one's given me the excuse. Remember the time you saw

that knife fight? Oh, sick. So Levi, Levi asks, so how many times has Matt been banned from Neogath?

I can't believe someone picked up on that. When did we ever say that? I don't know. Someone made the connection. How many times? What's the

counting? Okay, so, here's the thing. Levi, that's a great question. Is it times I knew why I got banned?

No, no, just times. Period. Three times. Jeez. Two of those times, I don't know why

and I tried to find out why and therefore I don't learn my lesson. But the Neogath mods are just fascist. So,

no, so mods at Neogath, when you ban someone, make sure to just put in like your banning message what the thread was because I don't know.

When I get my next account. Which you will. Which I will. Yeah, it was the one time you knew. It just said

no trolling and that wasn't a thing where everyone got banned. I forget what it was. Oh, you were being a dick. Yeah, I was being a dick.

I still don't know how the fuck Pat has not gone ban a million times. Because I'm smarter than you on the internet. I don't know what you actually are.

All on the internet. All on the internet. But you've told me some other stuff that has nothing to do with me. Eric asks, then this was for everyone,

at any point in your life were you ever sucked up in a shitty card game? Sucked up in a shitty card game. Oh boy. Oh boy. What has sucked up me? You got it

gone away from you. Satuated. Liam's face is being sucked into. Imagination. The Neopets card game. Are you sure this is the

question for all of us or just Liam? Okay. Before Liam continues. No. No. No. No.

No. I got hype Marvel cards and I used to, they were just trading cards. If I'm going to play a fucking card game I'm going to fucking play

poker for money. Yeah. No. Hold on. I mean for fun with my friends. No money on the table. There's one exception

which is this is now. Oh yeah. Yomi. Yomi is really hyped from Serlin Games. Okay. It's a card game that acts like a fighting game

and it's a normal deck. It's a deck game. I actually just. You get the deck. It's a poker deck. It's a normal deck. I actually just thought of one so I'll let Liam finish.

No. You go first. If you got one. There's one and I'm pretty sure that everyone who is into JRPGs in 1999 also fell on the same trap

and that's Triple Triad. Yeah. Triple Triad the mini game from FF8 is the greatest card game ever made. Okay. And it is criminal

and stupid. It doesn't count. Yeah. It's criminal and stupid that Square Enix has not made an iOS and an Android version of that card game.

Okay. Well fuck it. If that counts then I got into SNK vs Capcom card fighters. Shut up. Shut up.

Shut up. Exactly. You don't count. So shitty card games. Imagination. The Neopets card game. Legend of the Five Rings by Wizards.

Of course I played like magic and stuff. Of course. Of course. I wouldn't say or shitty card games though. Um

I was super into Pokemon for a long time. Well everyone that liked Pokemon in that time was. Not normally until they're like

20 years old or so. Okay. I've won so many I've zoned so many kids at Pokemon. Did you ever put a Yu-Gi-Oh! thing on your arm?

Never. Okay. Only you've done that. Fuck off. Shut up. I've never played Yu-Gi-Oh! I think the weirdest part about that Pokemon card game

was that I had a part in my life where I said man fuck you nerds card games are for dorks. I'm going to go over and play Pokemon on my fucking hand. Yeah.

Well listen I have a fucking video of the kid playing Yu-Gi-Oh! way too seriously. Yes absolutely. And like I like I reveal my card and with that

fixes glasses glasses my turn is ending. Does he does he put a fedora on at the end of this video? Might as well. I I fucking love card games

and like card game video game hybrids are the best. So I love I love Lost Kingdoms Mega Man Battle Network Kingdom Hearts

Chain of Memories I think I think they're the worst and every time one gets announced for a series that I care about I get well now I know

who to beat on. Oh yeah Baton Kitos Oh that's not No that's not a pinball. No no the game with the game where you

laid out the card monsters that would fit at your place the GameCube game. Sorry which one? You throw it on a card and then a Lost Kingdom World of Lost Kingdom

Baton Kitos Baton Kitos Shit You guys I love card games I fucking love card games so much. It's like poker.

You nerd. No it's not a real card game. Hey you can make back in the day back in the day you can make tons of money off of Pokemon. I will say that.

You still can. I bought a big I bought a bunch of Pokemon cards from a guy that didn't want them anymore and sold them to my comic shop and I never touched them

at all. You know that was it. You were the great market. Oh yeah. For one summer me and my friend bought there was a killer

really killer instinct like when it came out 1996-1997 and then then that Udon Street Fighter one came out one of Udon

I tried that. A lot of people play I don't know. We've got to slow down here guys or soon we're going to start playing Pog. No we've got to play

Pog. I play Batman Forever Pog. The Goosebumps Slammer nothing could be that fucking thing. Slammer

It's called a Slammer. It's called a Slammer. It's called both double sticks. No the rhythm sticks were better.

Double sticks. No no they're called double sticks but there is a different brand called rhythm sticks and had people try both types of

like fuck these double sticks. Guys I'm trapped in the 90s. We're going to get in a fucking fist fight over this shit right here. I'm just stating the facts. Wait go to the next question.

Just Okay. It's about knife fights. Well this one is I think like for me and Liam but I

directly would apply have we ever had this like this one's from Nick. You have I have What have you

cosplayed? I cosplayed as I can't remember it's been quite a few years the brown haired guy in the blue team in Awendan 2 for the DS

Oh yeah I can't remember his name because it's super Japanese. Neku from the World Ends With You the year the World Ends With You

came out that was super fun and Naoto from Persona 4 Wow Yeah Of course No it's good

I have cosplayed and I intend to again in the future but it's been a few years now Hey woolly What did you cosplay as? Okay Here we go

Because you're not getting away from this Here we go Let's start with woolly as Naoto Which happens Shut the fuck up Alright

I've done it I've done it once in my life and I went as Xavier Stone from Guitar Hero 1 That's bullshit You did it twice

You went as Xavier Stone from Guitar Hero Yeah and then you went as fucking Sky Captain For Halloween

That's on me That was on me For Halloween Shut the fuck up I can back that up He went that for Halloween That was a Halloween costume If that counts

and I dress up See I don't remember that We'll just I'm an idiot We'll just shut the fuck up because you were Rorschach Rorschach

Rorschach I dressed up as Darkman Yeah You wanna throw Halloween costumes Pro tip to people who are gonna dress up

Rorschach Fucking at night time take the fucking mask off or you're gonna break everything in your pockets from walking into shit Yeah

Um And then you know I'm just I'm gonna get a lot of people have been asking this so I'm just gonna

rattle it off really quick Tito asks Willie why do you hate deadly premonition and it's just look

very simply Cause you're an idiot No Cause you have no taste because it's it's kinda it's just weird in a way that I don't get

I don't get like whether I'm supposed to be laughing with or at it type of thing both and I mean and I get that the

jank is deliberate but I just feel it's like it's not original jank or fake jank It's an ugly game with a great personality if you're too shallow

to realize that No look it's just David Lynch jank right and if you wanna get David Lynch to do something you can get him

to do a game where you saw the ps2 baby or ps3 baby yeah and went that's awesome then you'll like

deadly premonition but if you saw that and went oh what the fuck then deadly premonition is probably not for you and I mean and like

no more heroes is weird in a in a similar sort of way with like jank no no no no let me finish let me finish

right it has weird things about it it doesn't look super great and it feels kinda like these things they're cool fights

and deadly premonition I'm just like you fight that big scary fat guy you fuck this me I'm not down with that like you're laughing at it I'm just like

whatever like that's all it doesn't appeal to the so the answer is that woolly has no sense of humor the answer is it doesn't appeal to me and like

it should be at least kinda cool or have something like going for the beard there was you didn't play it anyway

Matt you're shaking you're literally shaking don't you know that you have to completely beat a game to not like it

don't you know that you can't say bad things about a game unless you've completed all the extra hard difficulty modes didn't platinum star ocean for it

tough luck bad opinion there oh fuck that's the best example I don't like the discussion we had just the other day about whatever

iRobot game from SEGA BUNNER DEMAND a great game that you hate because it's kinda racist I'm not going to defend that when your black character

makes Coltrane look like fucking Nelson Mandela there's a problem I wish moving along I wish that Nelson Mandela made Bow Tang

look like Coltrane yeah and that's yeah you know what that's it we're good so guys

that's yeah that's our Q&A for the day man we ran a bit over there but we're alright what's coming up on the channel Matt what's coming up on the channel is that we should

hopefully this week if we're all free start our next Let's Play I told Willy about that and he was like what what

when was that when did we decide we were going to do that and I said well we did say it a couple like two months ago but yeah

now it's going to happen and now it's locked in and you can't escape you cannot escape so again that's coming September 1st 2nd around there

and the other one will come on the other day probably and until then one WrestleMania per night and probably

two more quick looks at games yeah we're going to do look at weird shit one with me and Pat and one with me Liam and the

deadly premonition hater that sits over there there's a whole lot of rustling still to come not really no it's there's four

no I made I made the actual rustling oh yeah yeah yeah yeah it's got a great idea for a character it's rustling magyr

that hurts me so bad it's got a big red robe and a big rustle gorilla face we'll see you guys next week god

fuck