Castle Super Beast - SBFC 010: Aryan Resurrection
Episode Date: October 15, 2013Matt returns from NYC, and the rest of us staunchly REFUSE to stop talking about Pokemon. We eventually do though. Then we get into new Zelda, Battlefield 4 upgrading, WiiU port troubles, PS4 sweatsho...ps, the crowdfunding future, and the movie Gravity. Got a question for us? Send it to: superbestfriendcast@gmail.com
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I'm waiting for Willie to acknowledge me please acknowledge you've been
acknowledged so I got this cup of mini Oreo cookies I got in New York City
just pour milk into this cup it sounds great it seems so much then drink it
but don't eat the cookies yeah actually probably delicious yeah no it
sounds great I'm just drinking regular water and I just had like this like
shudder it's like oh that probably tastes really good
milk after a bowl of frosted flakes it's too much the only milk that's not
good is Nesquik because it just makes it into a bad chocolate I can do with
lucky lucky charms lucky charms milk with God like pops milk yo corn pops
milk you know what you know what I'm a yeah but the deal is corn pops are
one of the ones that if they get like kind of soggy your your cereal is not
ruined hmm like golden graham yeah just fucking dump it in the toy or your
but but corn pops it's okay yeah I think crunch still again yeah
berries you know there's you know what the fucking travesty of sponging up
liquids I was on gaff one night always a good way to start things let's sponge
up I was just like oh I have these two ingredients what happens if you put them
together oh don't ever try Doritos as a cereal and Mountain Dew it sponges that
shit up like no other god within like two spoonfuls it was paced but that's
what Jack Healy has every morning Liam and Liam a much better man than I
leave stomach just did squiggly lock okay so here's what's happening we're all
older and not as in good shape as you Liam are you trying to catch up that's
a right way to catch yeah that's like a whole year he only wants to experiment
there's also the Maddox cereal which is if you remember beef jerky in Tabasco
as to a man's meal I would rather fucking eat that than what Liam just oh I
was saying with me excuse me Matt like it's not liquidy enough for you fine
pork go sauce fuck pour a tikka masala sauce over just just take a bottle of
fucking barbecue sauce empty half of it out put some water in it to get the
viscosity down and then pour it on fucking anything why so let's just get
the pepper spray and put it in our mouth no don't do that what why not the
campus basically going there okay people eat stuff that's worse than that but
that stuff is specific it's like what five thousand Scovilles or whatever that's
food when you it's poison engineered to kill were you at my house the time
Zatige was there and he needed some spicy food oh no oh my god we had our
friends to teach over like brown guy that really really of course loves the
spice and we were what's the spiciest thing you got I can do it right and he
keeps like we're eating the food like this is too blind I need stuff right and
we're like well there's that bottle of my alarm sauce that's been in the fridge for
like two years that was don't touch no one's willing to touch it why would you
it's slowly glowing with radiation basically and like yeah you gotta pour
the wax in your mouth and we fucking go dude if you want he's like yeah I
grabs it and dumps it on and just shoves it in his mouth and we're just
staring at him dude puts his heads down head down start shaking shaking and
we're like teacher are you okay and he leans his head up and whispers with a
tear in his eye I'm in heaven this is the kind of food that if you were to rub
it on your body as a hazardous substance a doctor would tell you you are now
going to encounter excruciating pain for the next three to ten hours you open
the bottle and your dog passes out in the corner like yeah that's the kind of
shit and falls over that's my imaginary army that uses everyday shit and
always wins against any other country's army like guns that shoot needles in
pins and needles the feeling of guns that shoot ice cream headaches and now
guns that just shoot like okay I know you're joking but you're aware that gun
totally exists and is real what the US Army has a microwave gun that burns your
skin from the inside and doesn't hurt you but makes you feel like you're on
fire yeah like bro it's a good it's a crowd control thing you just pointed at
hippies and they go ow my iPhone is burning there's also blasting the
sound of bunnies being killed or really high decibels is that a thing keep you
awake cuz you can't whoa not sleep through hey you know what that you know
what Liam if it wasn't a thing wouldn't you believe that that would still be
effective I would absolutely no apparently apparently that was
something that was used at the Waco compound to keep people you know that's
weird I thought they blasted share you know what no that wasn't a South Park
episode that's weird cuz one of my exes lived on a farm and the barn was right
next to their house and they never heard the rabbits decapitating each other and
they slept like babies how did you know that rabbits are murderous psychos and
yes and decapitate other rabbits I watch Monty Python I know so so ducks and
their duck spiral dicks yeah otters their duck spiral rape dicks otters and
they're horrible raping ways right and rabbits love decapitation she told me
that she went in and this the tiniest little black rabbit the one that's like
a pound was just head-to-toe in viscera it's a bunny rabbit that looks like you
just dumped a bucket of blood onto it welcome to episode 10 of the best
friendship hey so video games right that was a rolling star rolling star oh man
they totally will say only has three tracks remember that it only has three
tracks yeah we all care but it only has three and only two were worth racing
really you can't race over the game over song um near so yeah we made it to 10
yay and now we're living forever literally this is the last breath now
man depending on how this goes it's the death fart exactly Matt you just walked
in the door I just walked in the door open and we were all sitting here and
you're like what the fuck yeah doing in my house like that's a funny joke we
like to give you the keys but whatever yeah I just got off a eight hour bus
ride from New York City no man now someone can get like a
I could be living in the ocean we just do a little bit of eight hour bus
trips then we could be in Baltimore right now they are directly on this line
for sure yes I believe it was six to eight hours to broaden that compass
hours and then your your border crossing makes the way to narrow it down
it is like to cross the border yeah to Mexico to Atlantis clearly I like to
jeez longitude latitude right next to Mexico right yeah yeah 20 guys are
aware we have a video on the channel called the best friends go to the much
y'all come we had to drive for our six to eight hours to minutes and so how
was the big apple sir I said that so first thing as you driving in the city
we see a mrs. Marvel cosplayer walking and the tour guide goes oh in New York
and we're like it's it's cuz of the comic-con he's like no just weirdo in
New York right no it's a reason a big thing and he's like no no no yeah you
might actually be right there's a bunch of them that just not not this girl right
she had the badge on okay whatever yeah I had a really really really good time
saw lots of stuff didn't meet any celebrities then I realized I'm a
celebrity myself so last time I went to New York City I was so butthurt
because two girls I didn't like so we're gonna go in the Broadway I was like
good luck nerds and they came back and they had a photo of them with Hugh
Jackman hugging them right I was like I wanted to get a hug by Wolverine you
guys don't even know it was the warmest hug it was never super warm I you get
some warm Australian hug yeah I'm not gonna go too on into it but I have a
whole video that we're gonna see later this week so you guys will see the
highlights yeah even on vacation he works your vacation I work on time square
has three things in it it's got black guys that want you to go to their comedy
show yeah that is the most common thing you get asked it's do is just going you
want to go comedy show all family show comedy show every three feet and their
eyes all say man I really want to be the next Chris Rock I thought you're gonna
say pushing with $5 CDs that's totally that's totally what I thought he was
gonna where they sign it when you give them your name yeah now you owe me five
dollars they either mother fucker where you go when I say oh my god they're
either the comedian themselves or they work for the club right and they're
just on the street just please please come to our comedy show okay the other
thing is that when I went to New York nine years ago this was not prevalent now
it is cosplayers on every street working wanting you to spend money to take a
picture with them yes that's what I was gonna say the Miss Marvel thing was
could have been about so there's tons of cosplayers that are naturally just
standing around so like they're bootleg cosplays their bootleg cause I like
Times Square has turned into a weird lights in part alternate reality Hollywood
Walk of Fame Ferris wheel in Times Square you can go into it when I was a
little baby I was told the Times Square was a scary place filled with black
panthers and creepy filthy porno shops the shop guys on the hobos around it
then bootlegged Elmo costumes and put them exactly okay you nailed it so fucking
elbow costs so that's what happens so what you're telling me is that if I go
there it's still there I just need to look a little bit harder yeah magic
okay the spider-man tons of Avengers of course aliens and predators walking
around you should have seen my face and those guys know the Marvel legal teams
faces when they come walking every time because it's like fucking scattered
disperse disperse but yeah so like I said there's gonna be a video this week
lots of funny stuff went to some game stores went to some comic book stores
went to some museum lots of nerdy shit okay great time and and you got to be
at the debut launch line of yes of Pokemon XY lots of nerds there are lots of
fans of the show though so glad to meet all those people you guys are nerds you
guys are cool you're literally just saying how they're the biggest nerds no
that was a different group of people that I will talk about it did you get
to experience the good old boys in blue the NYPD so the launch event was a big
deal tons of cops holding back the line to stop walking for people and I saw the
most New York cop ever I love this guy I want to be my dad sorry dad but he's
making sure no one's like you know blocking the traffic or whatever he's
like yeah you're over here over here that's going to keep the line over there
and then keep it moving he sees a guy carrying six pizza boxes across the
street and he goes all right over there those are pizzas so do not drop those
pizzas we need them over and he stops the traffic no no let the man pass do
not drop those pizzas sir okay bring them over thank you got a man with pies
over here you got a pizza pie so that was really what a magical place I
miss some of the crazier stuff that happened the Pokemon event like people
getting married at the events like I don't know if Reggie appeared you know
Liam I don't think that's been awesome man okay but yeah that was really cool
lots and lots of New York people and I'm gonna I'm gonna be talking like them
for a little while until I get it out of my you know what that New York accent
is rad you keep aping it as long as you want yeah I'm gonna do that sure whatever
you want oh it's a mocky-mock yeah I can't do it I'm not gonna try no it's a
Boston thing but but we suck enough at it that people are sharpening knives at
us not making the distinction clearly clearly because baseball hello what's
baseball New York and Boston hating each other yeah anyway oh I know I know
about that part yeah that's right so as you guys can see you got people can't
see home where my Yankee cap I just bought yeah John Cena hates the Yankees
oh okay I have I have like a really did you run into John Cena no do you
or I think you might remember this one of you John Cena sees the show I think
there's a chance this isn't good but that's like supporting something that
Hitler hates now I'm not saying John Cena's Hitler but it's someone you don't
like but everyone else hates the Yankees too
all the better yeah what do you remember CM Punk did that awesome like this to John
Cena where he was going you are now everything you hate you're to our
franchise you're not the underdog you're not the Boston Red Sox you're
the Yankees and John Cena goes nuts there's a really good Bill Burr rant of
him going off on how the Yankees are every time they win they're just a good
old bunch of knock-around guys you know the ones you can rely on they tried
their hardest it wasn't like they had the all-star lineup in the millions upon
billions of dollars to win and buy it every year I don't understand New York
baseball because they have two teams and one always wins and the other always
loses it's and yet they keep the two teams not just baseball as well every
sport there's two teams that's all the Islanders and then man I haven't been
paying attention for like 20 years Rangers of course nice nicks fuck the
nicks okay thank you Liam thank you just for the just just for the yikes
moment out of there all right hi Pat I know what you've been doing okay so
what Max you know what how about this let's just ask slight let's really leave
it all to the end like the discussion about Pokemon because we've all been
playing let's leave that once we get through the rest of our okay so instead
what have you been up to besides Pokemon I've been up to two things one was
buying Pokemon sure and thinking about which point I went to a local store's
midnight launch of Pokemon which wasn't a midnight launch the store closes at
midnight and they sell games when they release and when I wanted that work out
so I walk in with 20 minutes to go it's like 1140 and I don't know why it's a
naive thing about me I guess but I thought that these guys went away as I
got older no you know which guys the guys the guys the guys who are at the
Pokemon launch event okay and trading Pokemon cards and just being scary I
was gonna say because if you stopped it there the guys at the launch event like
yourself like you know what I have never been happier to be feel at like an
outcast in a group of nerds to be like God these mutants they stayed at least
you're I think they're talking I think they're talking about Yu-Gi-Oh so I'm
just gonna stand over here yeah and try and not draw their attention but I got
the Pokemon and then I was safe and then I every time that I was not playing
Pokemon I instead spent watching Breaking Bad which I have finished yeah that
is the weirdest path any show I've ever seen has taken because it makes it
abundantly clear within like the first season there's only one way that this
can possibly end the only question is how we're gonna get there yep and then
you get to season let's say four and a half and protagonists start to become
antagonists yeah and then back again and then back again it's it's one of the
only things where I was just saying this before like it's the only shows where
you could have like three or two episodes to go and I can still be like you
haven't seen nothing yeah things gonna flip yeah just baffling like the pacing
for the first four seasons is the smallest thing in the world it's like
every episode is maybe 16 hours one episode is about a fly and then and then
you hit season four and a half and there's an episode that's a three month
span in ten minutes yeah and now every episode's a week or a month and it's
just fast and it opens with what is my personal favorite examples as of now of
in media res I've ever seen if you are not familiar with the term in media res
is when you have a story ABCD A being the beginning and D being the ending you
start your story at C right and do one scene from like 80% near the finale yeah
you do one scene enough for the viewer to go what what's going on yeah and this
particular one is like a scene out of the Punisher it is something that Frank
Castle would do right right right right right and then you go what this isn't
watching am I watching the wrong show yeah and then it goes back to A and it's
just you try and figure out how the fuck you got from here to there yes and the
other thing too is that there's no I can't think of a single show that pays
as much attention to nothing it pays so much attention to detail on nothing I
totally know there's callbacks to shit that like you know there's no reason for
that there are so I watch yeah I give you examples all the no there's a
there's an example you can give I watched the whole five it's technically six
seasons right because they took a year off so I watched all five six season
whatever in like a week if Anthony Hopkins says they're six seasons they're
six seasons I was just gonna bring I watched the six seasons in a week so I
noticed these things a little more clearly than people who watched it
broadcast sure in season one and I believe what is the first episode upon
this is not a spoiler it's the whole fucking crux of the show Walt receives
a lung cancer diagnosis and punches the utter shit out of the hand towel
dispenser in a fit of I have cancer rage all the way back at the end of like
we are like three episodes to go yeah he's in that same bathroom at a very
different point in his life yeah and he walks by and gets a little hand towel
and looks at it and goes hey and it just stays on that for maybe one second two
seconds not enough there's no flashback shot there's no like lingering
pan you have to know if you just had to remember I can give you five other things
but I know but it's like five other things that are like callbacks like
that they're like why would you even down to the names of the episodes absolutely
I suggest you go back through the wiki now yeah and start looking these up yeah
right on breaking bad is some good shit fly is a great episode I know that
there are people out there that think flies a bad episode fly is probably the
best episode so good it's such a nice change of pace yeah for that season
also it has the magic of shooting in a really low-budget one-room environment
yeah save money for the rest of the season oh my god yes but it's great it's
genius breaking bad it's great just watch it and the wire are like if only
like fighting and if only they could combine Pokemon and breaking bad at
the same time somehow ash get has cancer and sell all these bootleg legal
Pokemon maybe we should keep playing X and Y I posted on my wall a letter from
Anthony Hopkins to Brian Cranston and the rest of the cast yeah about him
just gushing over how awesome the show was and then going now don't take this
lightly I know it just sounds like wanking and whatever but I'm really letting
you know that I don't write this way for people I don't do it yeah I recommend
this show everyone's and you're getting that from Hannibal Lecter fucking
Hannibal says he likes the show I thought the crux and I've heard about this for
years and Anthony Hopkins hates acting he hates it he's growing really tired
everyone should hate acting and some people will just smile and be like I'm
acting yay and then he says at the end he's like I'm almost kind of done yeah
with everything but your show is just yeah there's tons of great bodies of
work I'm gonna keep doing it for as long as so I sold you the wire on Obama
Spike Lee and Alan Moore and now for that's not how you sold me on the wire
no but I'm saying like those are the three names the way that you sold me on
the wire is you just kept telling me how shit law and order was like but I love
law and order so much how can the wire possibly oh shit right and now and I
hope we can add two other ridiculous names next to Anthony Hopkins on people
that like are fucking breaking bad fanatics me and you
Liam minus the Pokemon minus minus the Pokemon which was a lot of time way too
much I went up to that went down to the country and one of the countryside for
Thanksgiving Thanksgiving everyone yeah thanks
in only one country one country I'm excited for Black Friday
have a great Columbus Day yesterday yesterday yes our American friends
well celebrated the horribleness that is right right happy guy who killed more
people than a lot of other murderers throughout history happy father of
slavery you get a do you get a deal at the car
I'm just getting me down go read the oatmeal strip on how horrible go look at
a globe that's what I say to you sir so you were hunting Pokemon in real life
went to the country where you have to shoot and kill them to catch what you
say that but my dad got a 700 pound moose this weekend so we're pretty happy
that's like catching an onyx yeah pretty much 700 pounds basically their moose
Pokemon there's because if not I feel there's yeah there's one in gen two
also like we're not talking about it's not a moose but the fucking guy on the
cover of X is basically basically yeah it's a reindeer more or less go on anyway
such you know went up for Thanksgiving with the family did a lot of wood
splitting and wood stacking because that's what you do in the country so much
moose okay with his bow yeah three arrows I'm not a big hunting person on
the fact that I don't hunt and I think it's fucked up but if you do with a bow
narrow yeah who the fuck am I just like he equipped Agni and Rudra and you just
went at it when punched him a dead no no with a bow yeah no it's awesome great
did you and your dad both get in like long john's suspenders and job wood and
just be manly and sweaty I wasn't there because I was just coming from the city
and I actually like they were already out in the woods I wasn't there they only
were able to drag half of it out how do you even lug it back you quarter you
killed seven hundred pounds of meat 20 pounds we got with his wife who's
they shot it up dragged the back the hind legs and the head back and the heart
actually for no reason but other than right well other to rest from trees so
it doesn't rot overnight you need to bring the heart to sacrifice to the
book of events more if Ellie killed a fucking moose that'd be a really
different yeah oh my god yeah moose are big you take half I take half we're
fucking good we're done yes also generally just horrible creatures okay
yeah but they're awesome they've been known to occasionally yeah aren't there
they're cool the highest likelihood of moose fatality being you hit the moose
with your car yes is like the moose is like wow why did you do that yeah now
I've impaled you with my body because I'm huge yeah pretty much other than that
just like went to my girlfriend's place and cooked a turkey there because her
family's out of town for Thanksgiving okay so out of town turkey girlfriend had
a great wholesome Thanksgiving with with everyone along my family and that's it
this day it was pretty good night Columbus Columbus day um yeah and played
Pokemon the pilgrims didn't die for our pumpkins so that you could get I don't
know what I don't know what Thanksgiving is just a minute I don't really don't know
yeah and all the new anime started last week sure I watched Hajime no Epo which
is it's pretty good second episode not yet but I'm going to our peggio blue
steel it's all CG that's kind of interesting it's not bad outbreak
outbreak something which was better than I expected but woolly would hate it
how is it horizon was shit how is it like a killer kill oh okay that's what I
was waiting okay I'm getting to that because I'm getting through the ones you
don't want to talk about you guys say everything you want about kill the kill
I only have one thing and beyond the boundary which is great everyone in
here hates it and kill the kill which was still good yeah okay yeah so cuz I'm
legitimately like okay so what did I do what did woolly do yeah what did you do
woolly well woolly watched killer kill the second that was a good thing to do
that was a really good thing to do no regrets there um man oh man do they
know how to keep that momentum going as someone posted on my wall that it was
disappointing yes like that yeah I was like what are you on what do you smoke
as well I watched the second episode with somebody and I turned to them and
said do you get the feeling that when they were drawing this there was always
the director over every single person's shoulder going no do it faster yeah no
make make make the plot go fast you don't need to finish those lines just
put the color down just rotate the character yeah yeah and what I got the
best friend girl that looks like Mako yeah yeah her like continuous turning
into a blob creature yeah it's the best she's I love her face melting into like
the bumps of like tennis ball yeah it's such a weird show because they
did they decided we're gonna go for an art style that only exists in episode
breaks yeah so it allows us that like pen I catch it patty and stocking did the
same thing it's like we don't have enough money for this episode fuck it yeah
don't draw anything yeah just flip it just rotate everything fuck it it works
with the art style we chose this is the greatest idea we've ever had I'm
thinking like honestly by the time we get to the end of this the hypers moments
ever are gonna be like no frames of animation yeah panels with pan the last
episode to be three still frames always lack what penny and stocking had which
was that sex scene having to do with Autobots you know what the way this is
going why not and that's actually what I wanted to talk about in terms of kill
the kill episode 2 the first episode was great there was only one thing that I
was disappointed at and it's the main characters outfit is way over the top
fan service and it's like that's just it's fine when schoolgirl outfit but
when she fights it's all hold on there's there's there's a fix coming and the
fix is episode 2 when you watch episode 2 you're like oh the thing is so
pandering to dudes that it's kind of creepy and then you watch episode 2 and
it is pandering so hard to female viewers it pans way harder in the other
direction yeah this is now a show for girls like man candy and I'm sitting
there's too much man candy on this day but that cropped torso yeah moment is so
sharp and now it's okay because everyone gets there disgusting I never
thought of ever hear Pat say that's too much man I can't I'm literally looking
at it and the texting my girlfriend going you really need to see kill the kill
great Matt did you not watch it I was he was in New York doing things and the
may in New York well then without any other details we'll just give you one
thing there's a camera point yeah I think I saw someone posted a gift there's two
camera points there's two of them and it's filled to bursting with man candy
it's great it's great the other thing I did and this can actually spiral right
back circle background to you man is sure I watched gravity oh yeah I should
watch gravity I thought was really cool um honestly as okay I'm sad you're not
gonna take the brave stance and just take a shit on gravity no because it's
awesome um and it was directed by the guy who did children of men here we go
which is yes my favorite movie so whatever done that's it okay so moving
along gravity he's basically like you can do multiple titles you can come up
with children of men in space my favorite one is Sandra Bullock breathing
heavy the movie what my original Facebook post was Sandra Bullock can't breathe
and breathe the movie right and like the entire score of the soundtrack can just
be the end of any Metroid game you know because it's just escape that's it
um Mel Gibson and Sandra Bullock like him or hate him I thought it was George
Clooney that's because it is oh my god sorry yeah one of them we were talking
about other Mel Gibson related topics earlier yeah yeah no Mel Gibson calls
people sugar tits and did the Jesus and George Clooney did not he's ocean Danny
ocean in space George Clooney did bad and wrong man just sold me so hard on the
phrase Danny ocean in space in space talking you down is the greatest thing
it's so awesome and like the way he just like owns that character and like it's
one of those moments where like it's you know it's just the two of them so only
them to have to perform right and like you don't get tired of them you don't
get annoyed like they do a really good job in the same way you can watch I am
legend and not get sick of old Smith like you have to really perform to make
that we do like that will Smith right so yeah there's moments where you look
at it you go okay this was a little bit heavy-handed and I know why they did it
it was because of test groups and test audiences they had to do a little thing
or another thing here we're like oh but I know why and it wasn't his fault but
beyond those like two things yeah fucking awesome go do gravity and don't
expect a normal Hollywood type movie in terms of its pacing and then okay your
things happening expect it to be very one-track mind I just want to ask how
many shots were in the movie okay you can count them on your fingers you can
count on one hand okay good no you can't but like there are really really few
shots in the movie it takes that whole we're gonna keep the camera going thing
digital cinematography we don't need to stop filming right point to the nth
degree and there's like you know your your children of men the car shot and
the apartment shot possible possible shots yeah he not only does he one the
muck but he does it like wow more times oh yeah but it's all digital so it's not
as impressive yeah you set up that shot do you see what they're doing yeah but
dudes on a computer well to me will never be as impressive as that insane
car shot also just dudes running around and hiding and okay but also there's a
really good non-digital one okay well there's fucking now I care yeah there
are non-digital shots in this yes what there are two I thought it was in space
are you telling me they went into space no yes there are two extended non-digital
shots that come to mind that are like holy shit these guys are pushing the
boundaries so yeah man between that and what prisoner of Azkaban as you like to
constantly remind me what the director also directed prisoner of Azkaban I was
like the really good Harry Potter movie this guy's three for three yeah that's
it so just because I saw gravity with woolly and while I liked it I was kind
of a little disappointed how just story-wise it was just basically escape
and I'm not a Sandra Bullock fan I liked her in the demolition man but then
again I like everything but I'm not really a fan of her I'd rather George
Clooney have like because he was so good and he was basically Danny Ocean but
like woolly said it's very non-typical Hollywood and I'm not sure if you saw
who gravity made $50 million its first weekend did really well it then made
40 million its second week wow okay so that's it people are hyping you say that
word of mouth that word of mouth absolutely right because the first day
the Thursday and Friday it was terrible it did nothing and then people came out
and said yo you got scrapped the Saturday blew everything up I got to see
gravity now I'm saying because the question I want to ask you I don't
think either of you can answer how much do you guys know about fucking space
bring up we have the friend that's all about the fucking okay because my main
problem with a movie like this I go to see something like I didn't actually
cease the core the core is the movie okay hold on it's like I'm like I'm okay
with this premise that was 30 seconds of the fucking fake as science I ever did
see can't you just try a little harder okay there's a website that tracks the
worst movie physics of all time really yes and they have a giant list
number one is Armageddon yeah that's farce and pretty high up there no come
on it's movies that are portraying themselves to me I know I know right
um fucking Armageddon number one number cores number the two course so fucking
course number two I should watch the core I would argue I would like I know
there's technically like more stuff that's like blatantly wrong in Armageddon
but the stuff in the core is just so fucking bananas right that I'm really
the core spinning down so all the birds in the world are gonna attack the windows
because you wanted to do an Alfred Hitchcock the bird scene you fucking
hacks but no so in this gravity we have the friend that's all about the fucking
science and in general his his thing is they got a whole bunch of it right but
there's some things that they did not that bothered him but it's forgivable in
movie content yeah okay that makes sense any non-spoiler examples the way fire is
handled in space that's impossible to film in a live-action setting the
explosion I adore the idea of an explosion in space you obviously you
want shoutouts for not doing it with the big dumb explosion noise because it
doesn't make sense right but yeah there's there's I can understand stuff
exactly because the cinema or movies are a visual language if you did explosions
in space the way explosions in space look no one watching the movie would
understand what's happening and furthermore there's this this is and
this is one thing I've seen actually like when you do them like that and like
you you kind of you can have the people say oh my god it's an explosion or
whatever but that's not good enough yeah you need to have a very like if you
explain what happens yeah if you're gonna put a fucking explosion in your
movie usually you want the audience to go whoa a fucking explosion right you
don't want them to go what was that what happened the example that comes to mind
for me is there's a commentary track on the show dollhouse yeah where there's an
episode where the girl the main girl is playing a blind character mm-hmm and so
she's walking around stumbling looking all over the place right and then
everyone's like yeah okay she's blind in the commentary like we didn't is like
Joss Whedon is like okay fuck I really hate the fact that she's looking all
around the place like an idiot and I want we got in a blind coach that was
that was telling us exactly how it would look and they are not looking around
everywhere they're focused on an object but they're just not analyzing it and
their pupils are not dilating right they did it like that they shot every scene
like that so the people watching would go oh she's mine everyone that watched
the original cut that was accurate to the way blind people are did not
understand that she was blind couldn't grasp yeah that she couldn't see and
you're not gonna put subtitles going character is she cannot see right now
blindness intensifies explosions are happening on the base you know our
like first-person view when black and white or some dumps like you couldn't
do that so they had to go blind this they had to sell it I know but that's
insane you have to put dumb camera right no in this case like you have to do
dumb fair enough right and there's one that is a bit more plausible where it's
explosion in oxidated environment therefore you can plausibly believe
fire right exist in this I mean oxidized oxygenated containing oxygen
containing oxygenated oxygenated oxidized means that it rested I'm sorry
yes it was going there it's been a long time since we went to school there's
that too I was gonna say it's been a long time since
Beepin's world
Beepin's world is the fucking shit but fuck all that so let's talk about Pokemon
here's how it's going down Pat what is your lineup what is my my current
Mike are we not going with the hours to my get there my current lineup is I went
frokey who is now a frog a deer I want Bulbasaur who's now an Ivysaur I went
Fletchinder which is the second form of Fletchling Fletchling to Fletchinder he's
he's off now because now I have a patch him as like an HM slave right and I
forget the rest of my fucking no and there's a reason why I forgot my lineup
and it's a problem that you also we were talking about before you encountered the
exact same problem oh I have a honed edge who's kicking the shit out of
everything because ghost steel is the most best ever yeah yeah okay um I have
a little oh I have a torch it a fucking combustion that's that's deal I have a
linoon because linoons great Venusaur Greninja what's the evolved honed edge
double edge double so we have a game and I have almost the same and I played a
match at one point and he would send out X Pokemon and I would send out the
evolved one okay like almost he crushed me hard I have a Pidgeot and did I name
six no no I have a Pidgeot now what and I have a what's that Pokemon called who's
that Pokemon it's trapping it's trapping I have a shiny trapping that I
caught oh you took a picture of that I did exactly I got a shiny schmergel no
shit yeah I never Chinese are easier to catch I figured but I never caught a
sign because everyone I'm talking to like who's played enough is caught at least
one shiny or if you put the fucking move false white false swipe on you're not
gonna knock him out so okay so what's come on what do you got I went with
Chespin and his evolved form I forgot and what the fuck Keodine yeah Keodine
or into the chest not so on the front line he is the trenches yeah well he's
looks like a football okay so here's the important thing woolly is a fucking
degenerate asshole who Nick's name nicknames his fucking Pokemon would you
do that his squirt his war tortle is named Panzer my what a shit you know
what your war tortles name is war tortle because it's a fucking war tortle no I
disagree 110% the ones that I care about are named you know because they're
you don't care about any of them no okay because I have I've got my fucking
choking okay I've got my war tortle who's gonna be a blast always named
Panzer I am so on board with the mentality of these are my fucking
fighting animals that I keep in slave ball no when I know the ball out you
will fight until you are knocked unconscious I will not care about any
is oh you fell asleep but gets a roll you have a lineup fuck you fight
mother fucker what my hot edges name is you matter yeah and I get the shit out
of your hot edge with my hot edge because you had the um ghostly ghostly no
it was a ghost dance or some yeah the one where it goes behind it always goes
well I'm sorry I'm sorry that my properly named on edge is better than
just naturally superior my dog dog right and I was making fun of the hot
edge like originally is like the concept of a source and then we ran into them
and we all got I know I'm using him for cut oh no yeah he's been my Pokemon
catcher for like the most I know he's good but for me he's swappable like I
swapped out what's the little Leo he evolves into the fire thing he blitzed
the grass gym for me and I was like you're out the reason why the hunt edge
is so fucking good on point is because like any of those group battles where
you run into five and none of them can do anything physical to you well I just
doesn't work I got the noon on point you just as a surf server yeah but you're
way farther than I'm way farther um so anyway so I've been doing that and I
also have a Vespiquen Vespiquen right right the yeah the combies evolved for
investment I thought the combi was one of the shittiest looking Pokemon I've
ever seen and then I thought you later and you had the Vespiquen I was like that
one is actually pretty cool because it's just it's honestly just a fucking Xeon
like mech style bee queen bee it's so good it's an absolute I'm shocked that
you've come back to Pokemon this hard okay okay I know but I didn't finish
mine you suck I don't care about your lineup fuck off if they're incorrectly
named they don't care no I'm not like I'm like for the last one it's a toss up
because you're kind of we are waiting for you to see what the slot is the
blaze of kin is really cool everyone wants to get that we need that good
fighter and whatnot but I then I fucking came across um the the lucha that
how lucha how lucha yeah oh my god I need that on it honestly the way I'm
doing it is I have I picked like mostly starters I got these guys I'm gonna beat
the fucking entire game I'm gonna keep Venus or that's the only one I know I'm
gonna keep for sure and then I'll figure out what I want later but my
current yeah I like beat the gyms that's all I care about I'm also courting
a Zangus right now Zangus Zanguses are fucking cool yeah but yeah so like
everybody here like I'm about 21 hours let's wait let's get to his let's get
that's a lot of hours the game we just can't that's a ridiculous amount of
hours we'll we'll get there later but what's what's your lineup man I don't
have a lineup because I was not able to get the game over the weekend because I
wasn't able to stay until midnight the thing and the the only other video game
story went to that next day was all sold out we sold out within like we had a
long okay well let's ignore Matthew but I was gonna say though I was gonna say
well I was gonna say we said the last podcast so I'm gonna try to like croaky
is kind of were throaty yeah sorry the Greninja looks really cool if the tongue
was it his right but I did research something I found us I found a thing
that was um I like a little oracle a little picture it was like Pokemon that
sound like Jewish slang so it was for clamped for clamped and schmutz and my
starters boobala right when I was I was putting Pokemon in Google the other
night I was like I was laughing my ass off of that okay now woolly you're like
21 hours I think I'm like 19 and a half hours how I have like 16 hours and five
badges okay by not blitzing forward by taking I catch every Pokemon I have
every year like 120 Pokemon car okay I here's what I've been I have ev trained
Pokemon is devastated 45 I also super trained like almost I make sure I
catch everything I encounter Liam I don't know the answer yes because when I
look at the same file I go what the fuck I don't know either but I also just
sat there for a really long time yes and then every time I miss something I
encountered I run around till I got it again but more than that is the fact
that we're that far I just just got second Jim right before coming here
accelerates just got and but that was the fucking coolest thing like it was
there was also the worst thing in the game I I loved the fact that like I got
that first one and I'm like all right gonna get that second one now and I had
so much open game in front of me yeah before it got to that I was like holy
fuck and I totally agree that's rad here's where it breaks XP share is the
greatest thing that ever happened to Pokemon slash worse slash worse thing
that ever happened to Pokemon yeah I adore it I think it's the best it makes
it so that if I want to level up like five Pokemon that are the vint sex that
event well five is easier right but five pokes have just been benched the whole
game I can do it like an hour true Pokemon fanatics however we'll say
that's bullshit the whole thing yeah that's what bit your toothpick that's why
they're right yeah you know what that's why they put super training in so you
can ev train a Pokemon in 45 minutes all the way to the top yeah it totally
trivialized that insane nonsense yeah I mean I be no I mean ev training you
go to super training IVs okay ev is in like effort values okay I be as in no
that's individual value individual values you can't ev is the one you can
change individual one is the the stuff the first those is what base stats that
yeah yes whatever the point is there used to be an insane work around nonsense
thing of like if you kill a hundred eighty billion fucking Magikarp we each
Pokemon had a value as you level it up you'll get speed instead of this yeah and
it was the most micromanaging slow shitty way ever of any metagame that's ever
exist I came across the formula and you're like fuck that's the IV formula
right these are super simple okay sure yeah they're also the worst they're
simple but they take a billion hours right yeah and then they said we should
probably fix this because the people who go through this insane bullshit
nonsense this is not how the game is intended to be played so that's like
our percent are creating Pokemon that are literally twice as powerful as
everyone else's Pokemon so instead we're gonna put super training is what super
training is you press L on your 3ds you get a little game that you can play
and it's actually like a lot of fun I had a lot of fun playing the super
training minigame where you shoot soccer balls of targets yeah and doing that you
get to decide yo I want my Venusaur to max out his HP faster than anything else
focus on this training bag and yeah and then you max out takes like 40 minutes
or you can press R again and like pet them and have yeah that's for ten dogs
but then ten dogs and a fucking slew of me but then with that the best part
about that nonsense is like super train your guy now you guys stronger and now
that your guy is the strongest he can be yeah you can play extra minigames which
are slightly harder but more engaging and when you beat them you get evolution
stones just go down I got a thunderstorm a firestone a waterstone and a dusk
stone and 20 minutes yeah I did not care that I was doing it and she got that
far with that well you should right okay but the problem is is that plus XP
share I ran into the weirdest problem ever going to the rock gym where every
single Pokemon I had 29 or 30 that could beat the rock gym every single one was
level 30 yeah and if I couldn't get to the gym leader before every single one
of those hit 31 I would never have finished the game because you lose
control because your bug badge can only get roll pokes up to 30 but it's not
completely it's that sometimes they don't listen to you I would have had a
hard no but the problem is that my frokey is made to beat the rock gym or my
frog a deer but he's the highest level one he's like one fight away
I'm becoming level 31 simple solution that invalidates all these complaints is
just turn it off yeah guess when I realized that walking in exactly the
rock you certainly it was certainly realized too late and I get that so
people like it's not and the other thing is that it makes you level so much
faster that like it invalidates like most of the games challenge I have I have
it set to have it registered to one of the directional buttons yeah you know
what so that you turn it off when you want to focus on the guy that needs it
right you get in double triple quadruple however many yeah times more the XP by
just giving it all to him I would highly suggest that anybody playing the
Pokemon X or Y is to set it like woolly has and mostly yeah keep it turned
off unless you want to bump your guys up a little bit because otherwise you're
running into a weird scenario like I did that being said are you playing X or
why I'm playing why are you playing X or Y I'm playing X I'm playing X which one
are you going to play man I'm why I guess yeah I pick I picked why because
that reindeer looking fucker on the no I already yes I picked a pick back why
because the girl picked X I really I know we were talking about a friend picked
and we were talking about it and she's like oh shit Pokemon's coming out I'm
like yeah it is she's like let me see the boxes and I showed her the boxes on
Amazon it's like I'm getting that one my girl I guess I'm getting the other one
for me it was my girlfriend both wanted X and we're both like no I'll take why
don't worry don't worry no I'll take no no let's play rock paper scissors to see
who takes oh really so originally oh yeah I want both of you originally I
wanted X but now the kid me well your girlfriend now that I have why I'm much
happier with the why legendary and I'm much happier with all the Y
exclusives so I win I'm just one that I don't get the cool Charizard anymore I
got X I don't care about Charizard hey guys I got X cuz I wanted it the end I
wanted I'm sorry it was no you know what I'm sorry your girlfriend isn't enjoying
Pokemon along with you yeah well it sure is shame no you won't yeah well when
anyway when you're jealous of Liam and I trading easily and being filled with
love as we do it with their girlfriends not with each other you're gonna be over
there in that corner listening to Muse and being pretty hyped this blew up in
my face I was up late watching breaking I just like half my 16 hours was with my
girlfriend half willies 21 anyway anyway you're Matt you getting why right you
just said that yeah all right we're good you guys can be each other's girlfriend
okay bfs you already have limbs so it's fine you're good anyway I'm sure your
girlfriends gonna play football now she thinks it's for nerds games are for
nerds oh just Pokemon she's right but I don't care she just
shock and infinite actually oh and like most people she's like yeah it's all
right it's a yeah well whatever I disagree I'm wearing a fucking songbird
right now that is awesome that's nothing to do bird is the best part of that
game it's a shame he's not in it more um the last last thing on Pokemon is while
I was marathoning that game super hard and trying to get to one for one or one
which I will get you know around yeah um while I was doing that I was taking my
food breaks and watching Pokemon Origins that's quite good I'm really happy I
just so three ahead all four are there and done yeah with shitty subs depending
on who you go so yeah talking the four horrible is also started as well talking
man they do good yeah so I got a group a mixed they got easy in thing like the
last two episodes unfortunately I watched with these idiots that never
watched or play Pokemon yeah so they called them the Japanese names and all
like garbage and you're calling them idiots for that no because everyone
knows you stupid back is why don't you know Charmander yeah just because you
don't know what a zany gun is right so you're watching fucking Pokemon Origins
and instead of getting Charizard you're getting Lizard on that's fine
there's our you know what you know what you know what you could not have picked a
worse example that is so cool but Lizard on is so cool pick a better example
whatever the fuck Giovanni's Japanese name is sakekaki or something like that
yeah it's like no but you know what it's supposed to be I didn't know what I
used to imagine it I just watched the TV show whatever better sucks but that
being said holy shit that stuff's really cool and you get a little twist ending
hey you know what red says when he gets his Charmander what he says oh I should
give him a nickname no his name is fucking Charmander because I'm not a
shit whatever dude he says it anyone it bothers me so much well you know what
this is kind of like this is like really getting a kid in the future and you're
angry that you he didn't call him male baby or female that's a kid that's not
okay I the only scenario there's a difference the only scenario in which
that would happen is if woolly called his kid a name and then use that baby in
baby that's his baby talk fights the reason why this is bullshit it was the baby's
peck at each other's knives Pat here's what you're full of shit you get on my
case so much about being a robot about things and whatnot and this which is
proven through the entire concept of nuzlocke get runs that you name it so
that you care more I'm doing that because I care about my guys and you're
like nah fuck your feelings this one time meanwhile in the rest of everything
else it's not it's not it has nothing to do with your feelings I care about my
fucking IV sore the thing that matters here is that you're doing it wrong no
like no no no but like that's that's how my brain works in this case doing it
like I in the first town you can trade for a farfetched with an NPC yeah it's
named quackles and I flip my fucking shit they're all exactly what what fuck
that as I as soon as I found that nickname remover guy you knew what his
name is fucking thanks all the fans and let me know where you get a farfetched
at the start of the game I ask what so you have a good attachment to your
Pokemon how how much do they like you how much have you fed them in the
Pokemon of me how much do you actually care about I've been playing I've been
using the Pokemon oh sure oh sure and furthermore but not as much not that much
obviously cuz I'd rather be training with them 21 hours but here's the deal
there is a punching bag that makes them like you more so you just want to do the
beat them up bag and part of the game you can do that and make them like you
anyway do either do either you guys know what that actually does what what that
they like you more was that do there's get excited in such what does that do
there's some effect how does that make them fucking fight better there are there
are then I don't give a shit it's not true it does there that's not true but
like there are there are there are tms that specifically work depending on yeah
how their relationship is just very on can only evolve furthermore there's not
only the teams but there's multiple Pokemon that only evolve according to
the relationship happiness your Snorlax will never be a Snorlax it'll be a
munchlax unless you have a good relationship with that you know what you
know what Snorlax is a lazy shit sure he's a I don't care about him cuz he's
too tired to do his job here's so here's a cool thing you might like maybe
there's a TM that is specifically for if your Pokemon doesn't like you it gets
more powerful yeah so they got it all covered oh man Torchic your mother
fucker now go fight are we done are we done we will less in the future we have
to keep you guys up to date with our gym progress no I might my entire long
weekend was just shut down absolutely and I think we all did and the current
score chart is Liam beat my ass so hard that I refused to challenge Liam again
and I beat you twice yeah now I believe and you cried because I use sleep
powder sure now I believe that a lot of people were saying at the very least
online from what I could gather black and white to not that great I have those
are the ones I skipped okay I played black and I loved black I loved it was
so good but I heard the stories garbage or whatever the fact that there was a
story was kind of what made it charming yeah but it wasn't particularly well
written but it was nice yeah and I mean and it just apparently this is the
perfect best one in years it's a good mix I I'm starting to like this one more
compared to all the team players of us a shit's though they're fabulous shit
stuff I don't know like the whole they're good they look stupid when I just
want Team Rocket back but what I ever wanted see when I saw that costume I
was like oh man they made this for cost players oh yeah I one quick thing you
guys are gonna love the sequence where you're introduced to mega evolutions
because it's a specific sequence and it's great all right that by the way yeah
if I have to two things one that I didn't like there was a fact that like
yes that I'm waiting for that but I already have the right requirements and
it's not working no it's not and I'm like no it's not you need to get up
I know but I didn't like so far it was like the description says give your
aridactyl I have a can and why can't I open it because you have a candle you
don't you didn't learn how to digivolve them yet right and I apparently you
have to do that I know that yeah you know I guess that's the mystery I could
and it's a really cool sequence sure I just but I went into a couple fights
looking for a button that was like maybe I'm just not pressing it or something
like that what Pokemon do you have I had aridactyl and I have aridactyl like in
its oh okay it's aridactyl my torch it can and I be so well once he becomes
blaziken doesn't work blaziken yeah but what I mean is once I get the blaziken
once I get the Venusaur they'll be ready to go yeah and I don't for a team well
it'll be Venusaur because because the mega evolution of Venusaur is shit-backed
tank just live forever poison everyone like an asshole yes fucking poison
leech seed all day complaints also minor complaint is the whole like changing
your appearance thing it's great yes it is but I wish that you weren't so
funneled into it like further on again like you right because basically right
now my chum my choices are like nothing and then I only get a few more I like I
don't want a hat I never wanted a hat let me take it off right away I just
realized yesterday when I was playing it is that you there was a guy I talked to
in the the rock gym city and they say that every single day every shop changes
yeah and I'm like this is just like I get it fuck you give me give me when I
got to the big city give me a boutique that has every clothing item in the
game yeah exactly furthermore allow me to see what a haircut's gonna look like
before I commit to it yeah I saved the game and then did all three I didn't do
that all you should have done yeah I wasted $3,000 because I didn't like what
I got you know I'll fuck bad haircuts it happens but no to you you've been
living with it Leo it's a character creation methods as a guy that loves
character creators I had a whole month of wrestling games where I had to go
through every step up you know what I thought it was super weird when you are
videos you guys make PR I did I went and I did I want to see years after because
I made one tune it's before we like I think it's weird that I couldn't pick red
hair when I started the game I had to play most of the game is a blonde as this
little arm looking little yeah you fucking ask me hey how do you change your
eye color and I'm like you ignored that PR video store didn't you of course I
did yeah you got to go in there that's the only way to get it out your car but
I'm like why can't I be a redhead with the thing why do I gotta brown man I'm
sorry I'm sorry your legs are twitching now with like can we get on with the
fucking show I think maybe some people are also thinking Pokemon's pretty good
though you guys should probably yeah you know alright we just yeah we just blasted
maybe 20 minutes on Pokemon well that's what we've been doing yeah we've been
playing Pokemon and it is the biggest thing in the game world right now so I
mean flavor of the month yeah right you know I'm probably gonna be playing this
one for real though when Titanfall comes out we're all gonna be talking about
Titanfall no I'm gonna yeah when Titanfall comes out I'll be sitting here
talking about Titanfall and you guys are gonna be like what do you shoot guns on
there have you seen Titanfall no we didn't we didn't see Titan okay so segment
one is shit we want to talk about but we can't because we didn't play it the
wolf among us wolf among us no one's played it here I know fucking Pokemon so
I know I don't believe you I know I know I don't know what this is based off of
tell me what that is the wolf among us is telltale games no I don't care what is
the source what is that fables is an awesome comic book that's by vertigo
okay it is about modern-day incarnations of all kinds of fable creatures like the
big bad wolf and jack in the beanstalk and so on and so forth in film noir but
also modern-day type settings okay that sounds interesting now they're making
telltale how did you not play that know how did none of us play it I was
fucking in New York okay I was busy watching Breaking Bad on the 11th you
have a family yes cuz it came out on the 11th and yeah well get to that next
week yeah maybe and other shit we want to talk about but can't rain rain you
guys last week you played it a bit have you touched well wait till next week
again exactly it's good why do you guys hate indy developer so much because
Pokemon rain isn't really that's why we're all such assholes because we'll
sit around going man I love weird indie stuff but then Pokemon comes out and we
all go some fuck that indy shit I won't catch a Pikachu I bought it it's sitting
there yeah I bought puppeteer I've yet to unseal it there you go you know what I
mean it's fine here's all right we got them the money and that's what matters
it's okay um anyway so there goes the shit we want to talk about that we'll
get to when we're not playing Pokemon um something that had that happened at this
weekend specifically at the New York Comic-Con was they had a panel for the
Batman shit going on at the WB you know Arkham and so forth and Troy Baker who
is the new Joker got to do a little panel with everybody and there's a really
good clip of him doing the monologue of the Joker from the killing joke where
he convinces you that he can do a Joker not as good as Mark Hamill but he's way
on fucking point now before you continue I'm sick to death of Mark Hamill's Joker
one of the best jokers but because you didn't play Arkham Asylum or City you
get sick to fucking death of Mark Hamill I totally disagree I totally agree with
myself I believe you would I know I agree with Matt I'm okay you didn't play
any of those games I got it seen a sitting sealed on my shelf play you
should play it it's like Super Metroid yeah I know it's there I bought it it's
still sealed on myself well I'm telling you right now you will enjoy Asylum a
lot more than yeah I know I'm for okay I city I was exposed through to through
work but I've seen a whole lot of that so no worries there I'm well aware of
what's going on both of them actually to some degree but regardless the point is
is the new Joker voice he fucking did he's great man a lot of the reason why
people were like you pick it because it's Troy Baker and he's the new Nolan
North or whatever and people just automatically grown he got lucky though
because no north got like sledgehammered into Drake voice yeah way harder than
then Troy Baker got sledgehammered into that let's say congee voice yeah getting
to do Joel opened him up considerably or something Booker do it no Booker to
win is Troy Baker no that's what I mean but no but like at least he's got two and
like they both have range and but like at least Troy got to get to the the
always gets to be asked for instead of just the one and I think the bullet
got some range though no they had what I'm saying is they both have tremendous
range but no north got unlucky yeah and then everyone said just do the Drake
voice except for the time he did the penguin in Arkham City yeah but then
then no one noticed no but the difference between like Landon I know
like this and usually yeah like like I'm not like it's the Joker right so this
might extend outside of video games and random like of course things like that
like he might be the Joker for reals and stuff does Jen Hale have any range I
don't care cuz I love her voice Jenny oh sorry I have such a big crush on her
voice you have to everyone yeah just their voice just a recording is on the
table next year I just I just want to be sitting somewhere romantic with my
girlfriend and she's about to say something just shut up shut up I'm gonna
hit a button and random Mass Effect dialogue will just come out sometimes
tape recorder and you are sharing a string of spaghetti and you're sucking it
up together in one ear you've got her talking lovey-dovey to you and in the
other it's Nolan North talking lovey-dovey to you like your life is just
all anyway so smooth so for no reason that anyone can discern deadly
premonition is getting a fucking 350 page companion 552 page companion app
book for the PC release no but it's coming out outside the piece where you
can flip through the fucking and it's interactive and shit stuff going on get
that even though I'm not getting the PC I don't have an iPad wait you can only
play on an iPad it's a companion app I will watch the let's play video someone
puts out as a companion app please be excited for our deadly premonition yeah
let's play I mean like is this the kind of game that has that much lore yeah yeah
to get out there totally does it's comparable to last of us just because you
hate it because you hate things so because you're a hater so did the
premonition come with a metal gear style wiki built-in that it installs
it could have and now it will not the downloadable one the on-disk one what
on this one there was a scenario that came there was a thing to do the disc
before there was a I had it I had I bought the game and borrowed it and
installed it and I know it doesn't matter might have been only with a special
edition of Metal Gear Solid 4 I had it special edition you know if you're a true
fan of Metal Gear you don't need that guy right you just remember there's no
point arguing facts here because it's Liam we saw it and we had the disc done
like there it's whatever we'll see but so swearing no you're Liam's totally right
what it was a friend of ours it was his ps3 he had already downloaded thank you
to his hard drive thank you both saw it because we're both using his ps3
Rocky's 100% sure that's I will mention that I am not aware of any disc
released version of that encyclopedia or database the important thing to note
here is that swerry is taking weird shit in weird directions very and we should
just let him be why is he called swerry 65 his name is a hero because Goichi
Suda actually his last name is so a hero and there's a way to pronounce that
that makes it sound like swerry I believe he was born in 65 oh that's my guess
I don't know that last part it's just an assumption yeah there's a picture of
him with a police dog in deadly premonition huh it's on the wall thrilling
when we played the game I said hey look that's swerry on the wall which episode
was that one of them oh perfect I believe I said I agree I'm gonna I'm gonna
fucking shoot in the dark and say episode three because that's when we go to
police station perfect right please add an annotation to the audio little
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Sony making giant steps to war and I'm exaggerating steps towards getting rid
of proprietary things I was gonna say by by introducing the new Vita model that
has a USB universal oh yeah yeah how's about that fucking guys finally yeah
Jesus Christ Sony has long been one of the worst companies ever when it comes to
proprietary bullshit plugs yeah but it's always plugs yeah it's always like why
can't I just put the thing in that oh it's a Sony on a Sony thing yeah do you
remember the although this is a Nintendo thing but you remember the fucking
shit show when we looked at the bottom of the Wii like we mowed into nunchuck
thing and you're like you re-molded a USB plug yeah you just added more metal
onto it so that you'll never ever plug this nunchuck into anything like you
know and the thing is what you know what it was you know what it fucking is is
they didn't want people plugging anything else into the Wii remote yeah they
didn't want kids throwing USB drives in their Wii remote and going I wasn't in
work I broke my TV right um you could store 100,000 me's but like like the
thing with Sony and their constant proprietary stuff is it now it extended
legendarily mediums yeah UMDs and what in many days rather than
that's the universal media disc yeah you know the max the fucking balls on
whoever the fuck was running this at Sony to call a format the universal
media disc when it's the most proprietary shit ever yeah because it's taking
the bet that if this wins not even if it comes then your universe not even every
version of the PSP can use the fucking UMD yeah well that's only after the fact
and that's embarrassing but hey it very very size 2020 the most embarrassing
thing yeah but no it reminds me of just the VHS versus Betamax Wars where way
back in the day and to this Betamax is better it's a better format not when it
doesn't have porn it's not right and it's like you like your inferior format
can still win if you just fucking hammer it out if you just fist it hard enough
don't give up everyone's gonna get fed up and go all right although blu-ray was
way better than that is the fucking loudest thing in the world what is
happening outside a truck you just drove through max apartment
I was gonna say there's a truck outside that's preparing to dump millions of
UMDs we're nine floors up how is that not the foot just so loud what is on
those UMDs King Kong yeah yeah yeah and like a Will Ferrell movie had you guys
ever watched any UMD movies no I would never the compression on I picked up
Monty Python on the Holy Grail for a bucket Walmart the compression on that
was if me worse than I expect Liam if I had a PSP which I do yeah or I think I
did I don't know where it is but if I had one you did I think I sold but if I
had a PSP and I said hey I won't watch a movie do I use this terrible compressed
piece of shit or do I take the DVD I already own of this movie because I care
about it enough to watch on the go rip it and make a version that's like a
hundred times better yes and doesn't require this yes but at the time you were
not a high school student with a strained budget and a huge love for
Monty Python no I wasn't help you that's when you're in Walmart and you see
Holy Grail for a buck you take it or you can probably just use the digital copy
that your DVD probably came with cuz that's a thing that they're doing unless
you're a real fan and you have a VHS copy I don't know what Montipy I have a
battle I was a choice look how cool I am I still have a VHS of speed whoa you're
so cool it's the cool I want to VHS of speed like a few years ago I love
unfortunately you do not have a VHS player I have my house no I don't hey
does fuck that old lady that rushes down to the steps when they told her there's
a bomb there and she's too impatient yeah and fuck that's she gets it yeah
god damn it girl she was a hostage no shoot the hostage wasn't speed three like no
speed two was on a bird speed two was a cruise control yes and wasn't there a
speed three where something something even crazier is going on I don't remember
there was just two I gotta speed two cruise control the end of that where the
boats on land and they're still trying to drive it like can we watch this one
man can we like this like I feel you really bizarre because you guys just reminded me how
fucking awesome speed is yeah I really like that in the dumbest way possible yeah he mentioned
demolition man before oh man demolition man is so good so something me impacted a year ago
that was super fun was uh they're playing a double bill of robocop and terminator one
in the theater and it was the same thing that wooly saw and we weren't able to go which was alien
and alien alien and aliens back to back was so robocop and terminator back to back was fucking
awesome robocop plays so good on a big screen I don't I don't want to like I don't like like
that sounds like the awesomeest shit and but I think alien and aliens back to back is a better
back to back which was first was robocop second I believe robocop was first yeah that was the problem
you okay because because you should have really put robocop second because with alien and aliens
together you will never feel the difference in direction as hard as I think there's a problem
there and maybe that's just me but I think that alien is every time I watch alien I never come out
of watching alien going man I sure would like to do another movie yeah because it's fucking long
but then you get to watch James Cameron take the baton from then then I get to watch and slowly
convince you yes you do want more of this yeah you're right you by the end you're like why do
why did I not want and then you go home and on the way home somebody's asking you hey I never saw
alien three what happened and you're like no that didn't what that's not real I don't watch alien
three just don't watch resurrection just don't watch Josh Whedon's opus alien resurrection I will
say watch I will say there's parts of both that are salvageable you just like it because it's got
the Winona rider with the short hair no you like the black dude and Ron Perlman in that movie all of
the above I don't know that the doctor in the third one no Ron they're the the personary there's
Ron Perlman as a badass there's black guy with dreads as a badass there's Winona rider as a badass
there's Ridley Ripley like who's part alien who's also badass flame and then everything else is
super lame everything else is done that's super lame uh also spoilers for airy airy
Aryan Aryan resurrection
we have now found our episode title I don't know I don't know I think we did they blow up the earth at
the end of that movie they fucking kill like half the people on the earth how is that
a victory for the euro when they destroy the fucking earth have you seen Titan AE no I like that
film it is good I've had a lot of people tell me things lately have you seen this and I go no
why didn't I see those I don't know what's going on do you like Don Bluth I do I like Don Bluth
I'll run your Titan AE okay um what's next in the world man nothing what's going on more Titan
more Titan I heard that movie is like a video game it's really good it was actually a video game
based on Titan AE it was probably terrible I heard it's yeah yeah I bought that for like three bucks
though the the dvd you know um Zelda game Zelda game worlds yeah looks really good looks like it's
got all kinds of stuff yeah a little tidbit of information that makes me kind of tingle a little
bit boom pop um low rule there's no that's not okay we'll talk about that that's cool and
shoot the princess looks really sick I like that a lot but no there is a link to Majora's mask in
this game oh really yes what is it we don't know we just say yo yeah you just said play it and stuff
will become play it and you will see because that there's apparently a link somewhere because to me
the big deal about this game is that it it formally links zelda and wonderful 101 as being in the
same universe yes it does exactly well he's looking around you're looking around you're not into low
rule yet you haven't because low rule is totally a place in wonderful 101 you totally go there to
low rule to low rule the lost ancient lost kingdom and then this fucking zelda trailer comes out
was like yo it's in low rule and you go oh my god zelda and platinum is the same it's the same
bayonetta and link will meet and fight ganon together something she's gonna be in smash
again and and uh father valder yeah um no they're getting from the end no but uh like or maybe the
link between worlds uh shut up okay well like whatever you were gonna say it was gonna be
too late between i saved all of you from having to listen to i was gonna say that it's also a link
between the two best games or two really good zelda games major is masking a link to the past
you know what you know what i disagree with you but not nearly as much as most people would yeah
those are pretty close link to the past is it's the best so shit it's the best zelda game um
major is is special to me in so many ways i can't get enough of that fucking game it's super good
but whatever you turn into a big you scrub at the beginning i don't like that yeah but then you
turn into oh oh when you remix this later bump that audio up on that sick burn that's the best
you know what that was i hope you have a heal that was a sick i was gonna say willy's trying to
didn't hear it but he's looking at liam trying to think about what he could have said it's like it
was probably pretty good no no like i was like yeah yeah that was nice and underplayed too liam
you're getting there gotta be soft how about we play some street fighter later
what game to get um no but the you turn into a gauron later and then you turn into a fucking
zora zora yeah you're right swimming is all right walking out on the guitar you know what
i was when i played major's mask i was a dumb inpatient kid and i was like everyone and i
was playing it was like why don't i have the bone arrow i wanted that and then i you know i never
went back to it because every enulated version of that is garbage of even the official one they
put out and it comes a little sticker that says the major's mask on this gamecube collection
the major the ocarina time on it's great the major's mask one's a little fucked up on the
virtual console plays good yeah skull kid it's a welcome break from the other vent totally yeah
major is tired should be in smash skull kid skull kid totally be in smash yes i'm like gannon
i wish i hope majora is a boss in some fake boss battle mode that won't be in the next yeah sure
take gannon out he was not fun to play at let's put skull kid in there i i'd like or at least
but anyway or at least no take out to link yes take out to link i was gonna say or at least make
the the stage the clock town stage like happen on the rooftop oh yeah have the the fucking thing
fall out of the sky i know but do do it from a better camera angle sure not the lake highly
we had that already yeah i i know but it's not exactly how i want it well yes what you're gonna
get a lot of that in every new smash smash is exactly jesus i don't know what that link is gonna
be but i'm super hyped for it yeah no absolutely i was a bit i was a bit nervous about the game i
don't even know why but after seeing that trailer i was just like this you know what and now i'm way
more nervous about the game because the changes that like i didn't like skyward sword right and
one of my most hated things about skyward sword is the progression for upgrades and that is super
shitty and fucked up well because it's just grind out bullshit and then you get slightly
better versions of stuff you have so so there was and hold on yeah and then for link between worlds
is that the name of the thing yes they said that you buy items or buy gear you buy gear from you
doors rent you can rent you can buy you can buy it and renting comes with like specific uses like
you only get 50 arrow shots yeah um and it just makes me really really really worried that the
pace of the game is going to be mash out rupees by the bow and arrow no go fail the bow and arrow
dungeon go mash out more rupees to get to finally buy out the like i'm afraid it's gonna be this
fucked up right i guess i guess recently said this is to sequence break and do whatever dungeon
and whatever or which is a really hype idea um i agree so that's why i'm nervous another thing they
said uh some people who've played the game and such the game is super generous with rupees oh okay
like you find a little cave and there'd be a chest with like a hundred rupees oh well then um great
also uh just do that anuma specifically said like after a while he realized skyward sword was a bit
too handholdy and yeah i read that interview was so uplifting yeah there were bits in this game
where he was like you have to remove hints yeah that's hints because what's the fun if the game
tells you everything just just the next step to zelda becoming dark souls can you imagine if you
can go board what zelda used to be which is dark souls you go to the if you say so imagine going
to the dungeon item rental shop and just like rent the mask of fierce deity yeah i'll why not
i'll find a i swear that we can we can all get so much money off of woolly if we just say hey
10 bucks that you name a zelda item and it's not the mask of the fierce deity and he goes
mask versus shit as much as you like making fun of me for the things that i like and naming them
i don't parrot your list around all the time but if you want me to do that we'll do you do that just
good do it then someone already made a little piece of fatter with you and a fucking the white
chocolate cookie thing yeah and uh can of red bull and a copy of silent hill 2 that's a good night
kid is like this is this these are his items the unfortunate reality is that those three items
have never been present simultaneously in my life yeah until now welcome because red bull didn't exist
back when i went inside well just make something so you know what you're right i should do that
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audacity to do like an interview with reporters yeah and had this weird like what should what do you
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question mark yeah everyone freaked out so hard at them for shooting the girl yeah the point is i
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good stuff you should do it hey guys you guys actually know pat told me about this what's going
on battlefield oh my god this is the fucking weirdest thing what i told you about it was burning
completely forgot and now when you tell me this i go what is going oh it's the weirdest thing ever
you really really wanted to get this off so did the the jumped to the digital future is the roughest
most bumpy shit ever anybody who wants to so they're doing the battlefield thing where you pay
battle field for you buy the new the current one on the 360 or the ps3 and it's comes with a little
coupon voucher that's like hey man it's 10 bucks to get the next gen version if you want yeah you
upgrade and the uh the basic way they're pitching it is get your stat boosts and all your multiplayer
stuff will carry over to next gen so i thought about this i actually say hey maybe i'll do it
and then i looked into the fucking process and it's the most bizarre shit ever so if you do it on
ps3 to ps4 you need to always have the ps3 disc in your ps4 which doesn't recognize ps3 discs
so it can verify that you didn't sell your ps3 you need to really explain that okay so the ps3
battlefield 4 comes in the voucher you punch that voucher into psn it says hey man battlefield 4 for
the ps4 digitally it's 10 bucks but you gotta have your battlefield 4 disc for your ps3 in your
ps4 to play the digital version doesn't recognize and when it's the kind of thing where if you want
to put a ps3 disc in your ps4 to go i can't play that yeah yeah yeah but if you try but if you try
and load up battlefield 4 without it you'll be like no i'm not gonna do that wow is that actually
the case that's totally the case i read it up on on their website and i sent it to woolly to be like
i must be wrong this can't be written but sure enough you were right but the trading there's not
really a trade in then no it's never been it's just a trade up but you lose the digital but
but that's bad but the fucking xbox one is so bizarre the xbox one does not come with a voucher
i don't know why maybe there's no transference between the old live and the new live instead the
deal is is that when you take battlefield 4 for the 360 back to an authorized retailer
yeah they won't give you the new xgen version for 10 bucks what is the point of getting the
digital version of this digital console if i have to go back to the store well i don't want to go
to the store okay no hold on not to me that that that sounds better actually that sounds way more
reasonable yeah you know what trade the physical it's better in the long term yeah except for the
fact that i have to go back to the store well to me it's for i don't want to do that to me it's
for the person who plans on getting an xbox one but also wants to play battlefield 4 the day it
comes out on his three yeah but the problem for me is for him it's perfect for the hardcore it's a
perfect the problem for me is i wanted a digital so i neither one helps me fortunately you can buy
it digitally i don't have enough room but keeping your distance the system thing is weird it's bizarre
if you have to buy a digital copy that's discounted i think bringing it back to a store
instead of just punching in a code is way weirder it's probably better but i think it's bizarre
because especially for this because one this console that was going to be always on one of
them defeats the purpose of purchasing a digital title entirely the other one i have to leave my
house this is this is oh dear christ oh god this is like the horror that is outside this is like
when we say hey guys we're gonna get pizza and then some mat says uh pizza place i gotta go down
and pick it up like then it's worthless okay well see you do that so it doesn't even know
pat was the antagonist of boktai 2 the sun is in your head okay got a dig for that no lunar nights
lunar nights was a good one the digital future and amazon combined to make it so that i don't have
to deal with game retail anymore so the first bullet point of this story is relevant to everyone
the second one is relevant to crazy pat world okay like there are people out there like me
the digital future with pc gaming means i don't have to go to a guy to buy a pc game anymore
you can just rely on amazon right well now how'd that work out today not not with pc games pc games
i just rely on gaben okay gaben gaben will do it gaben will set you free and amazon fucked up
with pokemon x and y they didn't ship it to me today came out so i had to make arrangements to sell
my copy to people who were less crazy yeah i just set my digital download down yeah box
came back plates of pokemon yeah you know i did i did the the pokemon survey when you
have with the nintendo thing on the survey yeah would you press would you put one on there i put
i put put a fucking account system yeah everyone puts that every every single open text box i said
hey hey hey hey you know what you know it'd be nice if you if you put in a fucking account system
this isn't deja vu from our last podcast like no from three ago like the account system i'm using
to tell you this right now yes why don't you do that why do you it's like a cd just fucking do it
in 10 there's no time there's no time there's so much time this segment is called holy shit we you
oh yeah uh it's it's it's uh you tabulated all these right because i was just firing
these off at you and i didn't keep track it's it's three stories in particular the the two of which
are directly related but uh first off ubisoft confirms no dlc for we you assassins create for
well i mean it makes sense you know what if the money's not there why do it yeah but it's
unfortunate it's it's unfortunate well personally i don't care about ubis dlc but it's just like ubi
will support fucking everything and when they're pulling out that's it's not good um it's unfortunate
but hey the money's not there so and frankly you're this is going to continue and as far as i'm
concerned these are one story yeah no you're fine you know so let's let's just the second part of it
is well i mean i just want to get you be calm in here the biggest reason i'm okay with you be
abandoning yeah because they're dlc suck is because zombie you is one of the most like acclaimed
we you games and it sold like shit apparently oh it sold it sold like crazy abysmal and how
ass backwards is that and it's everyone's like this is so good this is the best like my favorite
launch game of all time it's and i am including super mario why not why don't make a sequel put
out for everything and a we you version i'm shocked they haven't done that already they might they might
but i mean in their defense like why is this great game not selling because nintendo people
are just buying nintendo games as usual and that's why i think pat also said zombie is one of the
worst titles ever i said it's the best title i remember you or someone saying that's the dumbest
title why oh i thought you meant like no no he's totally right i didn't raise that well yeah no you
i said that loud and clear as much like saying zombie you is probably the worst title for any
video game i have ever seen in my life and then we learned like months later that's actually a
sequel to some obscure zombie to an Atari game gone zombie soft me or something like guess what
like blank super blank blank 64 these all work blank you terrible fortunately selling abysmally
is now going to be profitable if you're using the ubi art engine because apparently
that shit's so dirt cheap that you make money anyway i knew you picked the story up just so you
could talk awesome about that when we get in the engine ship to us yeah i know you're right exactly
it's already inside it okay so part two and three of this we use sadness sadness uh well deus x
human revolution director confirms we you game yeah the headline the headline uh is deus x human
revolution director's cut costs a bit more on the we you okay so it costs 50 bucks on the we you
it costs 30 bucks on 360 and ps3 and for pc people that either cost 20 10 or five and those are if
you don't have anything yeah okay well the part two yes is that depending how much of the pc version
you already own right so if you own dx hr on um if you own it on steam and you own the dlc the dlc
and anything else like that or whatever yeah you can upgrade for a much much cheaper so it's it's
not it's nothing big it's just like this is the largest price gap i have ever seen between two
skews yeah of what is essentially the same game sure that we as the tablet stuff but it's like
you're going from with steam sale price included a game the deus xl costs nine bucks total for everything
and then the console versions are going to cost three times that yeah and then the we you versions
going to cost 20 on top of that and to me what that says those markets are fucked up to me what that
says is here is multiple platforms and they cost different amounts to develop for right i don't
believe that you guys that already bought this game will buy it again if we just keep it the same
price it used to be and we threw in like this amount of dlc and stuff like let's like make that look
oh you we you people will love this game it's super brand new painful price number one skull girls
got funded and suddenly they went hey we found $40,000 i do remember that yeah and it was like
what was that and then later i was microsoft yeah letting go of certain very specific compliance
requirements that cost $40,000 type thing yeah right so i'm saying like what makes sense when
you see these massive margins between price is the platform has its costs and the other thing is
that the pc is getting weirder and weirder and that like everyone i oh everyone i know who owns
das x on pc already bought it on 360 but it was $8 so we bought it again because the pc market's
fucking weird and also because it's a good game it's a really good it's a really good game i i think
at the end of the day i'll just be like we'll find out how wonk this decision was just based on how
they compare you know what i bet you that we sales we use sales of all titles we have discussed ever
yeah save for perhaps nintendo games yeah unless they're made by platinum will be terrible
tendo games yeah but nintendo platinum games the we you and platinum curse you're right what's
wonderful 101 up to now 90 100 copies god damn it none i remember like week two in japan it was at
101 k shut up yeah it was great it was 10100 rather it wishes that it was fine it was great
it was 10.1 platinum don't die yeah they're not gonna die they're never gonna die too much
do you have any good news on there uh what's the third piece of news because the we you that i bought
being fucking dead it's depressing oh no here were you that's the third no that's not no i mean
in the future oh yes there's no games okay yeah okay um i'm sorry nothing about nothing but depressing
news i don't know the mario game is really awesome yeah it looks good mario looks good mario cart's
coming out don't come oh no sorry no the um the steam story was actually a a second thing it wasn't
there's a third one no that was the third sorry that was the third thing but like you
bled it in together so it's two but it's all really one what was the third topic it was organized
it was we don't know what we're doing the first topic was stop hold on that's that's that's that's
that's that's that's that's that's that's true day sex day sex okay it's two days that's what i'm
trying to say okay i thought you were gonna talk about or a mo but no we're done stop talking about
or a mo um stop talking about vanguard princess you know i think the only thing worse than like
the mispronunciation there is like the americanization because or a emo becomes yeah i mo or i mo
it's double gross it's great um yeah but i you know i grew mat lots of great games on the wii
and i'm looking forward to them and it'll be fun i mean sure it might not sell the best it's not from
the third party you know it'll continue to not much it'll continue to be a nintendo console
in which you get your first party hype shit i want more zombie use zombie was awesome nintendo
has been operating this way for many years now anyone i don't know there were third party games
like some good ones that sold okay yeah but they all jumped on because the we was like it's no i mean
like i mean like even later like there's something like stay like now i'm in this weird place well
the wii doesn't get any third party anything and all like or and all i care about is the
nintendo games on the platform just put all those games on the 3ds instead like you notice that you
noticed that the wii u slash uh whatever the store the e shop is like always the last stretch goal
on every kickstarter i have noticed not well some some of them so he's always the first very rarely
i say i say xbox 360 xbox bone is the last one and most likely isn't even isn't even there it's not
even there is the truth but um realistic whenever you see these you see okay automatically it's
going to be a steam release then we're going to go for our handhelds yeah and then we're going to hit
psn and xbl a and then like with the wii u e shop is like you're always your final back i think it's
sony then handhelds and it's all and like i'm sony i'm just pulling this out of nowhere you get
it all on ps3 or vita ps4 is the same stretch pulling this out of nowhere but it always feels
when i look at that they're like it's not to make money so i want it to be on the wii u i have a
wii u i would like to play my own game there maybe there'll be tablet features i don't know what
there will be why would there be it's on unity all you need is the library go home if you're if
your indie game is on unity but cost you nothing i'll play it on my phone nintendo will give you
a license for free free and a dev kit if it's on guys do we own unity yes yes actually yeah
actually yes two of the four people that own unity licenses yeah we do i was one of the co-creators
it's not true don't say that i know yeah it is true
i wish i knew that i was gonna say like what's a coding question but matt what is bar step
subject we don't tell you he's had a busy weekend in new york he's too tired to answer these
programming literally the only person that had a big weekend you know who else is really tired
chinese students and in in sweatshops making police playstation four pieces okay you know
together you know what because here's what sucks you don't have to say playstation four
don't say playstation for all of that sentence to be accurate okay but we're gonna go granular
i guess yeah because the the piece that relevant that's relevant to the video games is um that this
company that sony hires to build ps4 box gone box gone uh oh hey everyone how about you pull out
your phones yeah yeah hold them up how about i point at every computer ever yeah yeah right this
this saturn sure well no possibly fox con chinese labor or like you know but the but the
the base deal of the story before we just yeah is that um yeah so they hire the company foxcon to
build their ps4 foxcon hires um interns right who are unpaid from um chinese uh mit based
school equivalents right as you would and they're all taking these internships in the hopes of going
into professions where they know how to do tons of getting tech jobs engineering jobs all of the above
yeah except now when they get they get hired they get pushed into a room where they're told to glue
ps4s together and if they don't they will lose credits on their score making sure that they don't
graduate yeah capitalism that is finest everyone that you fuck you can only find the truest capitalism
within a communist country yeah man um just just a note though because everyone's like not that
sony shouldn't stop using these guys even though like they're super financially viable um everyone's
everyone's they stopped using them the ps4 were costing 1800 you know i wish they could stop using
it they can't really but like it's not just sony that deserves to be demonized for this
apple nintendo like you can go down the list no the problem is is that the the entire modern
technical lifestyle that we all enjoy living with all of our technology gadgets is built on
chinese slave labor and it sucks but and um and other countries and yeah mostly mostly chinese and
you gotta go this is gonna catch up eventually yeah i got a joke there a little bit and that's
exactly how you do it though this is gonna catch up to us essentially yeah but for now hey i got a
new phone you guys you see i can play super hexagon on it's got that super expensive element that you
can only find in war torn countries yes this is gonna get weirder but more common now over time
but the point of this headline is not that there are chinese factories it's the fact that these
aren't even the people that we're supposed to be like these are the guys that had engineering
jobs ahead of them getting forced to do this or getting nothing everything yeah now is this sony
saying do this to the students or is this fox con just being the most evil company not named
mount santo it's it's sony saying get it done we don't care get it done we need a million a month
you shit we're we're gonna do some stuff i don't care just do what we got we're busy and then they
here have this complimentary baby does whatever they can do to get the order and just special
forces unit fox con i just wish oh man there's something there because fox con is the one that
can actually be a bit less evil here because let's not bullshit ourselves they could they could pull
tons of money they could pull back on the evil yeah they could they could stop freaking crap but
you know what's really easier being evil absolutely and it's a shame yes yeah it's a
damn shame because fox con could kind of fix a lot of this evil sadness in the world is bad but
they're also they're also they're evil is spawned by the quotas they're being forced to fit right
they're given quotas based on the debt they're more they've got next gen is like tomorrow yeah you
know what i mean but but please entertain this how much are the contracts for this a lot of money
presumably oh yeah they could pay a dollar more to their employees do you know how the same amount
of employees liam a dollar more liam shares yeah liam business no no i'm aware and i'm just saying
it's evil it boy do they have the money it would be nice if people who own all the things were less
greedy yeah yeah again and again guess what liam if you paid a dollar more to these interns they'd
be now making a dollar yeah because they're unpaid interns yeah but like you know these fox
con millionaires should be able to suck that up and not be such assholes they they they're just
going to be assholes but yeah the blame don't the blame but like you like the blame is equally
shared by the evil fox con no and the sonys and the apples don't confuse my optimism for naivete
okay and i wish you and us absolutely absolutely just you know i'm holding a usb 3 usb key it's really
fast yep so is the chinese kid because some kid probably jumped off a roof and that saved the money
and they could make it faster yeah can we please get away from this this is depressing it's really
depressing we entered the dark age of podcasting oh we're not even done darker is this because i
finished breaking bad you just want to ruin my whole life now it's really good coming back
from my trip and we go bullshit we got more coming um so people are supposed to want to listen to this
rock man crossover oh shut up right the fucking i'm gonna get a drink a lot hey can i get a drink
too the game i'm going for a walk wow okay well i'll just read this out here um rock man x over
is basically the game that was the death knell that symbolized the end of the mega man franchise
who said this this is me so nobody of value um and and this game uh is a downloadable well he's
the one who said it but i totally is a downloadable shit simulator same genre as final fantasy all
the bravest etc tap to go tap to fun um and steal your money game right and so they're um
introducing a um a world that is themed after mega man zx one of the hypest entries into that
franchise into that ip franchise as a downloadable level this is way worse than all the other stuff
we were talking about it's crying champ meanwhile mighty number nine exists yeah mighty number nine
is here to save us i just had a funny image by the way what's another awful game like atb and uh gang
live crab morse no but one that's like a loved franchise heavy rain shadow run shadow the the
shooter okay oh yeah that one i can't wait till 20 years on the line we have like platinum hits on
the shelf at eb future games where it's like final fantasy all the bravest mega man crossover i like
how in your i like how in your magical 20 years from now future shelves that's why that's why it's
eb future games and not eb games yeah eb future yeah he saved i had myself covered no i didn't say
it yeah you can use them since you mentioned my number i'm gonna feed into what uh in a funer said
recently uh yeah sure that's where in a funer shocked the world and created uh betrayal gates
when people are calling betrayal but it's not betrayal good it's not it's gaff overreacting
and it's like five guys on gaff really but basically us yeah in a funer is like uh i would not be
opposed to capcom publishing this if we agree to terms that were mutually beneficial which is a
very reasonable statement to make and a whole bunch of people on the fucking forums are all like
this is bullshit if he does we paid the money to say fuck you capcom you can't do this to us you
did not pay the money to say now a standard publishing deal the evil publishing deal and
games business is for a new ip you'd go to publish it and they say we'll publish it but we own that
ip now in a funer not you would never he would never accept a deal like that it would be a
straight publishing deal yeah exactly we'll put this out yeah but you retain all rights to the ip
the end of that article was him saying exactly that i think we want to go the way we're going
however because we really wanted to create something that was our own and have it be ours now
that being said there is a hidden bonus if capcom does in fact publish money number nine yeah and
that is the eventual lawsuit that they file against in a fune will be thrown out of court if they
publish the fucking game that they are then suing later for copyright right about this capcom with
a lawsuit it's not gonna happen oh it's not but it would be funny it would be funny but it's not
gonna the more direct and obvious benefit that i thought you were gonna say was by having a big
publisher you can actually you can get your game out there in the world word of mouth man you don't
need advertising anymore which is when you got crazy psycho fans game changer well that's this
theoretically what um um um uh uh well got gravity no square is collective is good is gonna be
about what is that i don't understand it's a way for you to say hey i want this game or hey i don't
is that it that's it is that it is it just like a form that i can type in and say do this and when
it gets really vote with your wallet do you want this game or not do they take my money uh it's
supposedly indigo though and and but at the end of the day that's the thing they don't hit their
goal they don't make the game so if you want so if like a hundred thousand people started screaming
make legend man of two and then they put it and we put the money out to make legend man of two
and it's funded then it happens and and they're distributing it now a lot of people are flipping
out because evil could square an ex wants us to fund their games but hey if they say we'll make
valkyrie profile three they're there and so many people have yelled forever about all the old ips
that the old square had that they want back and it's like this is them doing it in a way
where they're like here's how it financially makes that that one well i i that's i both really
like and i'm kind of wary can i throw in a really good example of it though yeah of where it like
blew up in a company i want to be sold on this tapcom is the company who's face it blew up in
when when hold up ten dollars for dark stalkers hold up twenty dollars for dark stalkers and nobody
held up any money do you see how long it was it did official stuff but then dark stalkers came out
the iron galaxy port it sold abysmally it sold nothing because nobody cares about dogs because
nobody actually cares about dark stalkers everyone's just yelling for it back want new games the people
who do want it rival the yakuza fanbase in size it's tiny there's nobody why do you do this to me
because he can don't you see that anyway but anyway vitriol all i'm trying to say is dark
stalkers blew up in capcom's face right after everyone was like yes we want it but not really
we don't really want to pay for it we want a new one that you'll risk a ton of money on for us yeah
and this is going to let square annex say do you guys want this and do you actually want this and
we'll be able to say yes actually here's like i want the world ends with you too i want jr
there's like there's only how could i how did you not go back to act razor there those are just
the two that i find there's only two big problems with that one is like do i get to put in the buy
line that i want it to be made by people that no longer work at square anix can i say make a
final fantasy made by hennan over scott second gucci i assume they're gonna be awfully specific about
who's right and the second thing is that the game that i have like most people would go and be like
hey do this is king martin stree and that game totally exists you'll be presented with a list of
names and the game concept and oh there's names on it no no i'm saying you will watch you will
read a page and it'll tell you everything that there is about this game and then you will go
yes i want to fund this or no i don't same as any other indiegogo this is a long
but can we do the reverse of this we're saying can you put your money and we will cancel
you always want to get kickstopper yeah can we cancel lightning returns is that possible if you
put your money lightning returns everyone hold up ten dollars this this is so interesting because
it's a company actually looking at kickstarter and going like it's a ha it's a game it's a gamble
that will pay off big if it works so that's the thing doesn't this entire like everyone talked about
how everything's riding on the first couple big kickstarter games and a couple of those came out
and they were great now kick starters fucking going crazy if square anix put this up and people
pick some nish game like world ends with you two and they kill it why not then all the money in the
world from all the crazy people like me welcome be bucketed onto them bucketing i'm using that as a
verb welcome to the face of radical change yeah that you heard about oh what was that was like
we must change with urgency change with urgency this is welcome to the face of urgent change and
the urgent change is people keep yelling at us tell us what to do you want to tell me what to do
fine tell me what to do tell me what to do and prove that you want okay more than well more than
just have 50 000 people sign a petition i i i'm i'll look at is there like a list of thing of
ones that currently of course not it's a just started yeah there's nothing like that okay what
and there's a list of ones that are getting there i will eagerly look at it with cautious optimism
you and the rest of the video game industry except putting an eyeball on it because you imagine
if this took off it'd be amazing and capcom started doing it yeah you know what you don't
republish your love yeah i know but my brain went all the publishers and then it went square anix
and capcom and then it ran out sega konami sega fine konami i'd say konami but but for me of
publishers that have old stuff that i want that they're not currently doing stuff my brain really
only goes square anix and capcom get the two big ones for sure give me an onamushi game no and
there's no well give me an onamushi game no exactly right and there's no western developers
that have such a storied legacy that we'd have to pull that out for there's probably some pc ones
but they really like not dead companies silica sarts but we're not we're not that okay fine
you win are you happy are you happy can show us your money and we'll go back to being old bioware
like that's a good one that's a good one no i can't because they're still on by exactly yeah
we'll finagle out of it finagle hey you know what activision just bought itself from the vending
everybody pitch in we'll buy ourselves back for the you know what fucking good on activision
for getting out like they are the devil getting out of the bigger devils i i am good on them so
i'm super excited to see if activision now becomes good or more evil it could go either way but no
like it'll be neat can you imagine if the vending universal was holding them back well they won't
need to do from being more evil like two call of duty is a year the blood sacrifices are no
longer mandatory every friday but the rest will continue you can do them every day if you really
want yes you know guys the blood orgies are still mandatory you know guys he's this two call of duty
is a year is really great but you already be even better three call of duty is a year spring summer
and we need a new series get that dumb youtube guy what's his name matt he did a thing
all right of course how did you forget put on call of duty dog friend call of duty dog x and
call of duty dog y inspired by matt's dumb thing it's solving our reputation forever yeah and um
just to end to end under the whole like crowdfunding thing fucking hyper light drifter got funded
super hard it got funded to every goal that actually mattered yeah minus the million dollar one
the million dollar one was i'm we're going to make a port of super light drifter for the super
nintendo oh was that what it was and it was me and it was 400 000 extra and it was just it was so
cleary like man i'm done i really want hyper light drifter on a super nes cart and it was not to be
but every feature hit every single yeah and i like every platform that was them just like on the way
out just quit yeah i mean if you really want to yeah people are yelling at them no don't stop and
they're just like super nintendo there's something about hyper light drifter's kickstarter that i have
not seen on others it may be it may exist i'll tell you exactly what it was that really high
gift of the sword stabbing to the ground it's it's a lot more dull and boring than that but it's
it's a production thing that i haven't seen on another kick starters and it's straight up
hyper light drifter originally made by one person and some of the kickstarter goals were
i'm going to hire another guy so the game comes out faster yeah and i appreciate that yeah i
appreciate a goal being the game will come out faster because the games take too long and and
you can see how tangible by there being another human being in the room with me yeah like you
look at the uh the double fine adventure you look at eternity you look at some trouble wasteland two
and i'm not gonna talk about i'm not talking about the trouble i'm talking about the fact that
hey your original ship date said six months ago yeah and then the response is dude we hit every
stretch goal yeah we have the same amount of people it takes time to put these features exactly what
it screams to me is this guy knows exactly what he wants to make and exactly how he wants to make
sure whereas the other ones like don't get me wrong i think you know eternity and double
fine adventure i think those are great but they really scaled up a lot bigger than they expected
sure but this game like was fucking one guy going if you give me 27k i can make something cool was
it one guy the whole time one guy asking for 27 thousand dollars working on it too and like a
couple other heart machine what as far as i know uh it may have been one of those things where
some guy did the music you know but but primary game development was the one person
was it okay i believe so anyway i i'm always both life was working on it for sure but sure
but like such meager humble beginnings yeah into uh a 625 and he was smart enough thousand
dollar giant to have clear stretch goals we're smart enough to have clear stretch goals for
all the way up to a million bucks yeah what are you gonna say indies are the games of tomorrow
honestly yep you know indies that we paid for yeah beforehand like that's it exactly fucking
vote with your money and indies are gonna roll tomorrow for sure and if that rolls into the
publishers then then crowdfunding is the fucking future because once i'll bring it up again if you
go to that hyper light drifter page and you scroll down to that one like sprite image oh my god it's
so sick this this brings up yeah you know what more important than anything go to the
hyper light drifter page it's over now even if you don't want to pledge you can you can yeah
but that's not what i'm talking about i'm saying you can scroll down the page and see the amazing
animated gif of the guy plunging the sword into the earth and then a huge explosion simply observed
right as as woolly remarked earlier i think was off the podcast he saw that and just went right
click save as and it's transparent yeah so you can use it everywhere fucking save put it on your
web page yeah exactly it's right there has never been a better incentive to me to become an eccentric
weird ass billionaire than to now have the direct ability to just make games happen yes to just
talented people saying give us the money we'll just just have disproportionate influence yeah over
the game's business i'll tell you something i want to be gacked god damn it matt matt i'll tell you
something uh if you had that gift next to your guestbook i would sign it i'd sign yours no man
i was i was gonna say there are people listening this to don't know what the fuck this looks like
yeah like leon web brings
i'm sure does it or a buzz saw making a bloody cut into your guestbook
black dividing the sections of your frames when you go into it when you went to a video
store in 1993 you would see the most dumbest retarded games of all time weird characters
stuff you couldn't sell to people just weird stuff robots with hands for heads yeah dynamite
heady yeah really weird character dynamite heady so fucking weird it's so weird and like indie games
all these characters like some of them are really cool but then some of them are really wacky and
weird and and no board directors would be like yes yes we need uh yeah vikings with with pink tails
i don't care what anyone tells me bang i o was a kickstarter game before kickstarter kind of was
ever would be cast game ever yeah when's the kickstarter to bring back the sequel to cool spots
uh oh wow and do we get mick kids with that yeah and chest of cheetah yeah i just call it food
games i really i really want those companies to see iris games cross food games sneaking
downloadable on day one but you'll burger times by a good company that's by like i rem or something
yeah yeah sure but what i just mean is like he says he said food game like the world also burger
time is fucking radical that burger time it is that burger time remake sequel like came out like a
year ago it's awful though yeah what i was gonna say is that like just kickstarter in general is the
like almost the only avenue you can take to not look at a soldier or a guy in a white hood anymore
yeah yeah or dude man your drakes or your joels or your left a guy in a white hood with a soldier
gun with an orange glow coming off of his yeah he's also wearing a flannel shirt and has a gun
slender yes you need orange glow on the left side and you know it's unfortunate that publishers are
in that forced spot but like fuck you're right next gen development necessitates risk aversion
risk aversion necessitates boring shit boring shit pisses off customers well and people say
yo give us a tiny fraction of the money we'll make weird thing weird thing gets made weird thing is
awesome so that's the path we took to get here and and uh just for the the screenings collective
thing if you end up having games that come back from the grave that are now for sale that have
been crowdfunded so that they break even or like they're profitable on day one i would crowdfund
this shit out of an unprofitable yakuza five localization i'm sure think about how amazing
that is for the actual company of course it's nothing but it's win win win win win yeah i
there's a lot of guys over at square enix and capcom going man i wish i could make blank
but there's no money in it well you remember that guy square enix was like man i wish chaos
rings was on the vita and then a week later he had done it in his spare time and square enix was
like i guess we'll release this is that good one right it's all right the vita versions got issues
but anyway those guys yeah those guys shoutouts to you it's a type it's a take advantage of this
it's a brighter future ahead than i would have thought of as early as two years ago right two
years ago yeah it looked like we were heading towards the most boring fucking thing ever yeah
and then chivalry and ftl came out so liam uh i don't know how much time you spent in front of
the altar but uh you probably were kneeling down there for a while because someone heard your
prayers and answered them draken guard three that's not where i was going no but if the draken
guard three is finally coming out i'm so happy why is that coming out 2014 but the point is it's
in english and it's coming out as digital right we don't know square enix has it for pre-order on
their shop physical isn't drinking nobody knows otherwise the combat's not great the story but
the story is really gameplay is awful but draken garden near and near those games just a lot like
deadly premonition um apparently god tier feels i really need to get to sound track if you can if
you can get past but it's not made by caviar the combat it's not made by caviar but there was
actually a little interview it's made it's developed by access games you might not have heard of the
little guys they make a bunch they make a bunch of not great action games but they've done it and
they know how to make an action game and the key thing is they're a bit better than caviar at action
game yeah caviar i love be better than draken garden i loved caviar's moxie yeah but their
execution was a little rough um if they get if they get the voice actors that did near to
yeah it is great yeah the important thing is that all signs point to this game being really
fucking weird when your protagonist is some girl with a flower for an eye the fuck you think you're
yeah but it needs to like that's what it's gonna sell people on for sure this is the weirdest thing
look how fucking weird it is it's also really Japanese and the music's fucking amazing did you
listen to the music i listened to the music so good i just one last thing wait what the fuck was
what we actually gonna talk about i don't know i don't know but square nix literally came out and
said it was a vanity project the other day and it's like that's pathetic i love you well those first
three screenshots they released were dog shit oh man it looks like a ps2 but they've stepped it out
yeah so good so what was the thing that i love ps2 games what was the thing we're gonna talk about
as we segue into fighting game news liam's prayers were answered because killer instinct is getting a
retail release what i was on that in my thanksgiving trip i missed that there is a box that's coming
comes with a digital copy it's a box with a digital copy and pins pins you're gonna get
pins actually i'll buy that yeah i'll buy this i'm super glad i exactly because you'll be able to
own the full copy with your character things you can go to db games or amazon and buy a box and
they'll send to you which is awesome sure that's that's what you can walk into a you can walk into
a brick and mortar store yeah okay and get a retail box honestly but the whole retail digital
distinction with games that all need to be installed and that's all games now yeah it's
getting weird sure it's getting super weird sure but you know what when you when you open up the disc
or what when you open up the box and you get a disc or you open up the box and you get a code
and both of them do the exact same thing upon entry into your console you know what the fuck that's
my point but at the same time a code's lame is it's lame sure it's just it's not cool the physical
release feeling is nice right absolutely but yeah but the point here is is that i can give money to
them you can buy killer instinct and you don't have to buy your xbox exactly uh if anyone doesn't
know i want killer instinct to outsell the xbox one yeah i deeply want for them to be you know what
i don't have any personal stake but i would think that that would be really funny could you imagine
that story and it's it's the concept of a negative attach rate yeah right uh the other that a killer
instinct news that i heard over the weekend is that when they release that image of the box
some smart fans just photoshopped the shit out of it and each character killer instinct has
their own logo it's like a symbol yes right and they found two symbols of two characters that are
not yet announced what are the symbols one of them is a skull and crossbones uh and the other one
is an atomic symbol yep okay you figure me that so someone's like that maybe full gore or cinder no
cinder was made through radiation yeah but full gore has to be there i and spinal they're not
going to give up on spotlight or none you like spinal you like skeleton guy someone you use like
the only thing i have to say about spinal is that you were like spinal's the lame skeleton guy yeah
literally my favorite thing is look at this fucking lame skeleton guy he looks like he's from
jason in the audience no but that's the best part because it's not the worst but that's what i was
about to say exactly i think spinal is the lamest except i like the best i like the homage to jason
in the ergonomics yeah and like he's a fucking skeleton with a with a sword and a bandaid a
real bandaid in part two you know no in part one in part two they gave him some weird loincloth
which makes no sense but anyway if double here the bandaid came in part two yeah sure but it did
double hits there's all these weird like you know lookovers makeovers all the characters what the
fuck do you do with a skeleton yeah you give him more skeleton he's gonna be a zombie yeah he's gonna
be a skeleton the rotting flesh rotting flesh or something like alternate skins whatever sure um
oh before i forget let's jump back out and fight the games for a minute why fighting games because
holy shit that trailer for strider yeah oh my god that trailer made it a minute
way to look even better my cynicism is gone everyone who was talking shit to double helix
fuck off i'm sitting right here that game looks so good there are a bunch of dash dash
fucking airspin do all you are the strider yeah you are the strider can't make sign of those games
apparently striders they're calling press a to ninja go i was i was really sad i couldn't
actually go to the new york call of con and play that and play that you about it yeah yeah
now not tell him rub it in his face like hey man you knew an idea i played i played strider
do you mind you might have heard of it just rikishi fatu style just rub it just rub it really hard
um oh i got strider on my face the other the other with that little get it all over girl i love it
okay rub it in we're getting a little weird now back to fighting games the other bit about killer
instincts is they revealed remember how we were talking shit about we were talking shit but we
said like oh man they revealed the early arcade stick for madcacks is killer instinct official
right i was like it looks terrible major nelson really he shouldn't have done that uh while they
showed the final version and it looks a lot better does it yes cool it looks significantly improved
is just the art just better well no the the build of the stick the casing is actually much nicer
it has okay trimmings and parts that work we can still change the art you can just slide out great
perfect you can just yell at it and it'll go away good um like is it like 20 pounds i just had a
big picture of working i don't care yeah i mean i think a big picture of thunder's butt i don't
exactly all the stuff from your dv in our bagie yeah i totally called it all the stuff from my dv
in our band strategically placed i just fell down like a horrible deep hole with arcade sticks
yeah because i bought the ps3 version of dead or alive five ultimate and then was like oh no
wait i have 360 fighters and ps3 fighters but i don't have two sticks of each and nothing's dual
modded oh i should buy another canba it's hard to buy another canba you gotta track him down
because guess what everybody's getting them now because the word got out that i ordered one like
a week ago but i didn't talk about it but now i'm gonna talk about it because i don't have it yet
because it hasn't even been fulfilled because they have to build it in china first foxconn has to
beat the kids to make it to get to your house i want my arcade stick faster yeah well buy your
canba what's not i don't want your your creepy shiz on it my cool yellow persona colored uh
a stick yeah now that i have to be i saw they have to be default and identical so the one people
come over it's like i'm nuts and i have an arcade stick set up did you go to video games
yellow one with that weird like asian little guy he's not weird he's one of the best players ever
i don't i just don't remember what it was best fighting any players are aware of that stick at
video games new york that's awesome games new york is apparently the shit it's the best oh yeah
you'll see about that in my video coming later this week can i just ask did you talk to the owner
a little bit he's so great i love the guy i think he was tired because he was always tired he must
have been at the the minnets out because he was like yeah yeah okay yeah it's a bunch he's a really
great guy yeah but yeah i know this is the first time too that um there's a console that's gonna
released with a stick available on launch day yeah which is holy shit that never happens as
dude as soon as guilty gear comes out that f***ing ps4 stick is coming we haven't talked about guilty
gear excerpt in many weeks you know what there's nothing to say other than holy f***ing sh** i'm so
hard for that game yeah yeah i didn't used to care about arc system works back in the guilty
gear days other than yo these guilty gear characters are really cool yeah and then persona and and the
rest yeah blaze was all right blaze was okay yeah other thing about this about f*** the other thing
about the the fight stick is they're not doing the two tiered system this time around yeah now it's
tournament edition only it's called the te2 because they know you know why it is 200 bucks and that is
the only one you're getting you know why why because everyone who buys a f***ing $60 arcade
stick isn't cares enough about arcade sticks to go uh f*** i should have bought the more expensive
arcade stick yeah or if they don't get that realization it happens about a week or a month later
yeah everyone who asks us uh i want a really cheap arcade stick yeah you know what you know what
no you don't you don't you want you want literally the most expensive arcade stick
there's no in between here there is it if you're gonna buy if you're gonna buy a luxury controller
yeah don't kid yourself just go nuts feel bad and then it comes in the mail and you touch it and
then you're like oh this stick is so nice oh my god the buttons go tippity tap well they don't
because silent buttons are the new shit yeah oh i meant like the feel they feel tippity tap yeah
they feel i just want to say one quick thing because killer instincts killer instinct i think
microsoft should make a deal with mad cats and make it so that every mad cat stick comes with
a voucher for a free k i character because guess what that person buys their stick for sf5 for
guilty gear and they get and then and then play k i now that's when the killer instinct characters
in is like well it's a fruit play game and i got this was a very old thing i should go check that
color right no that's a really good idea that's some cross media bullshit you should go to hell uh
but who's buying a stick that's not buying the full version of the game you know what i mean in
the future when someone goes buy guilty gear and then it's like oh yeah because that'll be like
six months after killer instincts already out right yeah more but but day one it's like if you're
buying a stick for two hundred dollars for sure there's one fighting game you're gonna be playing
the full version i do mean this contract should just go he means in the future forever for a second i
thought you were going to say there should be a deal where uh for everyone who buys a stick
they get a copy of k i for the mad cat steam box thing it's not steam but it's like the mad
cats uh downloadable console the mojo it streams it to them to the mojo how it won't i don't know
what the fuck are you talking about cats console for a second i thought that's where you were going
no the last week mad cats unveil the fucking console it's one of the micro consoles you know
what's on it android games oh well yeah don't be moving on yeah no let's say you know they then
answered they're getting into everyone wants a console and video wants a console and mad cats
wants a console and they finally made just enough money to get into that space because they used to be
fucking the worst shitty memory cards and now and now a mark man saves them the resurgence of tiger
electronics well i spoke to woolly and i was like if they play their cards right yes exclusive
contracts here and there mad cats is the only one i think that can pull off this micro console
dealing if they put some cool fighting games on those things that come with the sticks it's literally
the crux plug your stick into your tv oh my god is the fucking snk tomo shit on there no okay you
know last week we talked about how the manufacturer of the the that snk console the neo geo x was being
told to stop by snk yeah they came back and said no we're gonna keep making it how about fuck off
yeah yeah and then these guys that were another snk contractor came out just publicly made an
announcement saying oh yeah no we've worked with snk two they're full of shit on this so we support
tomo what is going on and now at snk the three guys who still work there are all spending all their
time erasing the last blade three and it's subtitled from the chalkboard yes to replace it with doki
what is what is going on how does that happen they're also they're stepping on copies of metal
slug while they're doing it i can tell you how that happens because you know i you guys know i do
love snk i love snk snk is run by one of those little birds with the water in it and it just hits
a button and it says yes or no to things and it doesn't actually do it so how does it happen that
a parent company says we're cutting off our manufacturing deal with the people who make our
console and then the people come back and say no uh that's not true and then snk has said nothing
because it's because a bird doesn't have a translator at snk and it's being distributed
outside of their power range this is the weirdest thing ever well but at the end of the day it's
like if the contract is still good tomo's totally entitled to say no like we're gonna keep going the
contracts like shut up like like the way it sounds is is that they made the deal for like two years
or something yeah and then someone in snk said uh we don't want to do it anymore yeah so we'll just
announce that it's over yeah and the people making it said no we ain't done exactly so they announced
that they sent the cease and desist order type of thing and then the guys are like we don't give a
how's it happen and they've done and snk's done this before with the manufacturers it's not the
first time it's the weirdest shit and like all you need to know answer to every question is to learn
and all you need to know i struggle with the veracity of your answer and how true because when
you trace it first of all we all know that the snk of america office is a guy that's like i really
want more metal slug games but i have no power i have nothing i am a man on a bench in a bus stop
okay and then the japanese office when they basically had that that thing where capcom said
um yes cvs three is something we're interested in but we don't know any of the people at snk anymore
yeah that's when the bird took over how did the bird get the jaw i was not expecting the dovetail
into mad sex yeah that's when it happens i like the snk bird that has a military hat on and that's
why everything from now on and it's just and it just screams are you okay all day every day uh the
only thing i can say about that is the fact that tomo's like no we're gonna still do it just winking
the water that is going back for more herb you're gonna be a millionaire the fact that tomo's like
yeah we're gonna still do it does that mean there's actually a bit of profit going on here for tomo
they're muscly they're muscly i guess so and i gotta say it's good for tomo like yeah i guess i
guess yeah you know the funniest fucking shit would be if six to twelve months from now another
snk game pack just comes out where snk just like fine yeah we'll release more games they were done
told you to stop but you kept going and we can't stop you so yeah well the other thing is like
what if tomo's actually the one jerking snk around but again there's that other group that just
they just third-partied into the article and went yeah no oh yeah that's that's sorry sorry
totally forgot about that sorry yeah we don't even know you guys but we're boys now because we've
seen this i love snk but i don't trust them we've been through this before the birds not returning
calls he's not answering emails it's a hard man to work with really you know you get his business
card you think it's fine you just get his poker face all the time when you see him in person
he doesn't fucking stop drinking the water um and uh this is this joke went on way
further than it should but we should keep pushing it's gonna go on for years what are we doing a
video just just the bird going and then pro gear spec in the background
the 100 mega shot no the bird hasn't printed on his wooden butt the 100 mega shot or something
later when when evo was like yeah we're streaming kof 13 finals and then the sck is that cool and
the bird's just like yes yes yes uh yeah no the other thing going on um which i don't know if you
probably you guys probably haven't got a chance if you maybe you've seen it there's a new documentary
series coming out called the smash brothers this man i heard of it but yeah it's out right now plague
of gripes sent that to me yes and he said that to me too and then uh also a lot of other people
caught wind of this because it's a pretty well made yeah uh i only want to know one thing do they
interview john oh yeah they're okay they're probably going to who is john woolly john is the guy who's
been apt who's been named uh oh rather whose name has they come has become one of the best fighting
game jokes which is no john's is what you say when anything that happens is considered like fraudulent
top hey man my controller was uh you pick on this is a new version like the tv is bullshit and this
is a bad tv his dirtbag was so notorious for his excuses that the term no john shut up yeah
was shortened to no john was shortened to a general catch all term of no john john's are what happens
when you blame it on the tv or the controller or anything anything but yes i want a two hour
documentary about john uh that has also evolved by the way as smash brothers has become more and
more welcome into the fgc uh john's have become salty john's yes so yeah it's a cross poll
nation of the two cultures exactly but i want a 90-minute program where john is given impossible
tasks in which he cannot complete them and then he is given another 90 minutes to explain himself
or didn't it be good to be good as john is having sex with some girl and his wife is like what the
fuck he's at my dick it just no john's it just fell into her i don't the tv is these john's are too
salty oh man it kind of sounds like another famous youtuber you know i can't do anything
whatever guys come on apparently there's an exploit in the cereal there's an exploit in the
condom all right so play nice um at the end of the episode it says there's a no john's little
moment so there might be more coming the stinger of john's to come what is cool is it's a really good
cover of like the early you know scene and how how smash brothers yeah actually uh turned into a
legit like how long it hasn't seen yeah absolutely thing uh 20 minutes okay there's there's a couple
parts yeah there's three parts and it's the i think it's three of six or i'm mistaken i totally
mistaken there i believe it's only three parts and they're each 20 minutes long oh 60 minutes yes
and then they talk to like pretty much everybody and it reminds me of the early um fgc interviews
where they went and checked out like before evo was evo it's called battle by the bay they
talked to young alex baye young um justin wall and all that stuff it's one of those things and you
get to see um kagi and the warrior who was in our fighter pedia video of course one of the guys
he's in there for a minute just like yucking it up with his big grin you know one of the world's
best gannon players now if i were to watch this video will it undo the damage that i have incurred
by meeting smash players you didn't meet real smash oh i met some real smash players will it undo
that damage maybe will it make me hate smash players less you shouldn't hate smash players as a
collective yeah there's a couple of douchebags and there's a couple of guys that do pot splitting
they're weird there's a but beyond is it different from 15 years ago or however long ago i saw them
when they became when they were in their marvel stage yeah no because they show you they introduce
you to like the like the marvel type equivalent of the smash crew like the big loud black guys that
are just like your fucking smash brothers bro and they're just going crazy and like these are the
guys on the east coast and meanwhile the west coast was a bunch of high school kids that loved
nintendo yeah you know and like they the contrast of the two meeting worlds and it's fun stuff i
liked it i thought it was well done um and it and it's i'm gonna keep going with it because
but smash brothers isn't even a fighting game exactly it's barely a video game right fighting
gaminess um yeah no but i i say guys check it out if you haven't already so i can just feel
some guys anger there's at least one guy out there as soon as i said that yeah oh fuck you
already punched him through his ipod oh i thought you were gonna say sometimes it's the guy that lives
in that water creek cave or what the game cube cave because i think the game cube cave was real
yeah there were people that had that cave because i thought you meant there's gonna be one guy that's
like fuck you it's not a fighting game i'm like yeah his name is sakurai yeah except he can't point
yeah his arms are all busted oh yeah because he's infected with leon's disease he's also a
kidding he also feels an enormous amount of pressure that he will die if he fucks up his man
and yeah that's the kind of pressure you want somebody making your game if i don't do this
perfect i will literally die he's like whispering that at the press conference he's dead serious
and i feel like part two of that is him talking to his staff and saying if you don't do it perfect
i will literally kill you it's like it's like in pokemon sakurai versus smash brothers
smash brothers is exerting its pressure yeah also him saying literally die like he's like i will
literally die is that like a board meeting with an antenna director it shows like sakurai's like
leg and there's a bomb strap to it and you just see a lot of laughing like you don't want to laugh
internally if you don't make this game so tell 12 million we we use you're gonna look slow that's
a death set what mollin you says he's gonna die fuck that he's not gonna die when sakurai says
he's gonna die he's on the fucking death bed i think i might have said this before but think
about it sakurai was 19 when he made smash on the 64 saturday we do when we were 19
i did some i played smash 65 we skipped class and played a bunch of fighting games yeah that's
what we did yeah no sakurai's fucking great i skipped classes i didn't do very good in my
education because i was lazy wasn't he instead i played fighting games it was so worth it wasn't
he like 19 when he made Kirby rather i was gonna i thought that thing is this first i thought you're
gonna say that but i'm pretty sure iwata had a bunch to do with him and howl back in the day as
well yeah iwata was like yeah let's get this going but he was yes he made Kirby he was a teenager
motor was like make Kirby yellow and he was like no yeah he was a teenager yeah he was a teenager
when he made Kirby i don't like her yellow Kirby that's what miyamoto wanted i'm pretty sure yeah
but then fuck it like this also on the nes cover of the of Kirby Kirby's just white yeah uh game boy
game boy yeah but it's like but like fuck like we can also go grab any of these like dot-com
and billionaires and like you know yeah 20 blue same deal facebook um second bird was like five
tumblr instagram yeah sure whatever um i watched a friend of mine eat an entire cotton candy in a
single bite and he almost died that's the most exciting thing i did when i was not sorry that's
the most exciting thing that i did when i was 19 that i'm willing to talk about on this podcast
how do you even do that you crush it up until it's just the powder and then you put it in your mouth
and it shoots down your throat i could die that's like that's like bend in the frisbee
totally is so if anyone hears me say that and be like i'm gonna try and eat a whole cotton candy
by compressing it into a cube fucking don't do that please die please sign the waiver we
link at the end of this and make a no there's no waiver because i'm officially telling you to not
do that don't do it but it would be really fun but it would be really cool if you did it call us
and tell us how sick it was when it happened um meh meh from time to time word on the street
is that you like to stock things it's true what you guys gotta figure out what a good single for
the man watch because this is creepy if you'd share with us who's on your dartboard this week uh i
think dartboard is not actually what you're doing dartboard usually is for enemies sorry uh you
know your corkboard your corkboard matt's got the corkboard with the strings across his ceilings
that is a really good segue because the person i want to talk about loves those things and wishes
she has one so i'm gonna get a little mushy but uh my uh better half who planned the entire new
york trip you can't stalk her you're going out with her i'm stalking her this week she did a
super awesome job because she travels a lot i don't know i don't have great sense of direction
and this this right here is the sound of tumblr in revolt like the sound of a million fangirls
i don't know man the the the tumblr post that i saw when i mentioned on the podcast that i had a
girlfriend from some dude just saying man that makes me so mad and i don't know why i thought that
was great i saw i saw those yeah yeah yeah the ice cream gift all four of them have girlfriends
no i think that was the one where it's like woolly has a girlfriend matt has a girlfriend
pat has a girlfriend i don't know about liam and it's like come on i said it in the i said it in
and he's the prettiest you keep you just yeah you keep nailing that one home you uh you bring
up a super awesome job and we had a really good time and she listened to the podcast so uh thank
you a lot for making a super awesome weekend there i'm done will he's turning away because he hates
this shit does she even listen to the podcast all the time oh okay she doesn't listen to when liam's
talking but she listens to everything you know what everyone i've talked to ever since i
guess is they stopped listening to me you know what i know her too and i'm sure she probably
hates this shit not entirely but part of her is like yeah i'll fine hey matt's making big heart
symbols it's super gross right yeah uh no because i i think i mentioned this to pat at least i don't
think i mentioned you lia woolly is that when i first even mentioned her existence when we were
playing deli premonition and she loves deli premonition because she likes fun some people
she likes happiness and um she said i can't believe you just kind of mentioned me on deli
premonition or whatever and i was like offhand a remark like that's so awesome and cool so yeah
she likes that type of stuff you guys are nerds look at you being all gross before you guys
met uh she used to talk to me about uh listening to the show and just the tuning in for the liam's
and then you know stuff stuff stuff yeah what and that matt guy's an idiot i hate it
not what she said yeah what there's another guy who is the idiot
and woolly clear up really good can we have another section in this part
we have something called letter time it is letter time let's get away from these emotions with
these letters that you can send us woolly where could you send these letters to kill our emotions
super best friend cast at gmail dot com every time you say that i feel my emotions die but it's
not enough i need more where is that super best friend cast at gmail dot com are they smothered
yet are they dead my emotions yeah no let's read some emails okay you guys have no idea what you're
doing now we're winning it every every week it's great it's great yeah we try and keep it dumb uh
cal asks question for the podcast yosai batsu what are your guys favorite alcoholic drinks uh
virgin rum and coke oh man pretty easy question for me i uh the best the best ever in my opinion
is the black velvet it is half Guinness half apple cider in a gradient and you started in the gradient
a gradient i've never had this yes and you started you started and it's creamy Guinness and i didn't
say drink i said eat it's creamy Guinness and then you smoothly transition into apple cider
it is and then you have 20 it is wonderful yeah i don't drink alcohol but i like fake surely temples
um i know i don't know that about you but you know i just i just don't like the flavor of alcohol
like it's not you mean the flavor it's not that i haven't tried it's just i don't like the flavor
just saying you're too young for this you're not but you remember that time where it was
that thing worked and i i asked for like a surely temple and they're like we only have vodka here's
a glass of vodka and i was walking around the glass sipping and occasionally just like i don't
i don't like this and i'm not to mention the fact that like uh matt's girlfriend's mission for the
longest while is to get liam to drink something anything slip it in if you could you know what
you know what i did like what was that one you brought and i had a sip of uh you liked was it
the cider well no it's a little tiny bottle of excitement oh cinnamon uh yeah yeah yeah uh god
now it's fireball fireball you like fireball i had a little tiny sip of water whiskey and it was
good fireball it was good it's not fire whiskey it's not it's some other beer it's probably some
cinnamon bullshit it's cinnamon and it's smooth you don't even need to mix it it's great i i don't
know if i'd like drink it all the time but it was good it's good yeah so that one yeah actually it's
and interestingly enough the other thing called black velvet which is really awesome is the um
maple whiskey as well it's called the same name really right matt uh it's new york i had something
really good it was uh wow because you don't drink well i've been drinking now a lot and since the
show's we got it to walk no ever since your girlfriend says i'm gonna mix some shit yeah
it's ever since the tia maria and fucking baileys have been in the bar
they never go away in new york had a uh a melon margarita that was really good wow it was a weird
type of melon too and she had i forget what melon ballers no it like a moment like i had a weird
like spanish name but um that was really good and she had a really good drink i forget what it was to
it had like pomegranates or cranberry tons of fucking shit with vodka or whatever was really
good awesome but yeah i don't remember the name of it uh for me there's two answers the first answer
is if i want to relax and have a drink with people i prefer a bloody Caesar and the other answer is
if i want alcohol i'll just grab the bottle which bottle which is around the bottle i don't care
and then you'll do the fig which i love so much she's at some point in the night when the
we're all shitting her out and just too dark pat looks with one eyeball to see what's left in
the bottle in the fucking bottle to see if it's downable or not yeah Jesus fuck i don't remember
to you also of course not those are the precursors to blackout drunk i don't do that anymore but it's
now you love wine coolers that's all you had in your fridge yeah but you love okay i want to
point out there was a bunch of weird tumblr posts because there are two separate occasions in which
i've had a few drinks and i'm on the podcast and then i'm on cold fear and those aired on different
days and so it sounds like i'm taking a really dark path down to alcoholism on wine coolers right
those were recorded right after one another that was like a couple hours after the jojo thing
that was the same day pat i'm not a drunk this is really an intervention it's not a best friend
no i used to have a problem when i get upset go to woolly sassy like what are you doing in my
house like you know what i'm doing i'm drinking this bottle i'm drinking this bottle and bugging
your roommates those were the days that was a pretty good barney man he does a really good
part that was really good yes hey you want a bad night try sleeping on one of these that's my favorite
barney i don't have a problem you have a problem bailey you're very kind bailey asks uh hey guys
my name is bailey and i have one question for you what are your thoughts on the stupid video game
activist jack thompson uh he's been disbarred for like three years he's nobody yeah he said that
games are too brain impaired to get it when he'll when asked if he'll explain his stats on gta 5
so he's been irrelevant wow he's he's still yeah he's still he doesn't do these things anymore so
he's still an activist so he's disbarred um excuse me the word that comes to mind for me
besides attention horror mm is necessary evil mm and the reason why is because everybody including
myself were on the hate jack thompson strain when during the penny arcade years when that bullshit
went down the dialogue between them of how he's like fuck you gamers are stupid you don't understand
blah blah blah whatever ignorance old man dumb shit yeah um but the thing about jack thompson at
least at the time was that because so many people were paying attention to him in terms of uh
conservative movements and right wing websites and all kinds of people who get their news source
only from these places right uh he represented the step in between them and us as gamers and the
possible legislation of games without a guy like that involved yeah personally i think jack thompson
was a blessing in disguise because his insanity was so apparent that he was like a smooth not crazy
person would have been a much bigger threat to the industry at large but with him being totally
nuts and then the end of his story being disbarment from the florida bar yeah it's perfect like that's
exactly what needed to happen it's the perfect way out i yeah okay that's an interesting way of looking
at it i kind of saw it i saw it in a similar but like different light where in that you need a guy
like that around in the same way that you need the esrb around where the esrb can sometimes do
things that are full of shit um but if you don't have them you have government regulation
and they don't know the first thing about anything with video games you're totally right so fuck all
i'm saying is that it's easy to root for he-man when skeletons hang around oh man would you see man
but yeah i think he always just never really totally understood everything you was saying and
the full ramifications of everything i think it takes a certain type of craziness to think
you can take an issue like video game violent violence and think there's enough people and
moms and groups that will rally against it and make and like give you support to win rather than
just business wanting to keep this industry that makes more money than the fucking movie industry
that's really cynical that's really like just not to mention that he just had no fucking idea what
he was talking about and there was no there's not nearly enough hard evidence to back anything
he set up i mean ultimately in the midst of i of all is like uh hyperbole like he ended up being
like this weird like he also looks crazy slash pincushion scapegoat that's a yeah kind of physically
it looks like a ghoul yeah he was kind of melting yeah but that and all was standing um the fact that
i said that name and everyone in the room had to go oh wow that takes me back is good we killed
the bogey man we're beyond it so yeah in the end what do we gta five for all the kids in the end
what do we think of jack thompson irrelevant uh he he served his purpose the games live on
um i wish him the best in his crazy old age a person who would rather not be named do we
actually know this person is that the is that the dealer no no no okay it's actually someone
it's someone that's dropped a comment or two here and there he's been a pretty cool fan um that i
recognize but uh he says he leaves asks a really good question actually uh you might have to think
about this one okay sometimes when you guys play a good game like the last of us people what an
interest in watching the game in your videos get enough of a fill that they don't purchase it
meanwhile bad games that you guys play probably don't directly have that happening
um how do you feel about the the what's your opinion on the detracting of purchases of games
based on let's plays or things like that i think it's an even split between people saying well i
don't need to play last of us and people who say fuck i can't watch this video i'm playing last of
us but i'll watch it when i'm done and people say split going wow that looks awesome this looks
awesome i need to go i'm going to go buy it not watch these videos beat the game and then come back
or do it simultaneous not everyone is as crazy about spoilers as the rest of us are in some games
when it's like you can have a very different pathway the video can be a really interesting
like sell on here's one thing that you can do in this game and you'll go out and fucking get it
anyway at no point during that revisions playthrough do you go oh yeah no i've seen enough you know i
don't need this in my life and it's and it's different because i mean if this was you know
there's no applicable interim example here because watching me play revisions is not the same as
playing revisions yeah of course it is a totally different experience then there's those other
when we do a quick look at something guess what we're never playing a let's play of marlo briggs
you guys got to buy that game you're fucking self right and that's how you support that's how you
get when's marlo when you fuckers buy it so when we do those one off that's usually because we're
never we're never touching ride to hell again sure and i mean but but like good or bad sometimes
it's just not practical there was a question that uh someone asked that i didn't go for but it was
like hey when you guys do like an okami playthrough and i'm like are you well wow never out of your
there's one game we have on our radar right now that's like it's crazy and like like you know
which game i'm talking about yeah yeah and we're like we want to put something like okami where my
save file like i always say all our save files were over 60 to 80 60 to 80 hours plus it's like
no like people were complaining this chrono trigger was too long it's like 20 hours yeah um it's a
shame but it's just not all in all i think we are doing just as much good as harm as we are doing
i think that was terrible that was really bad can you quote that so i want to see that in text
well you're getting a hard line stance on this some things are good and other things are bad
hang out at mutual or can you hang out at mutual uh human plus music asks uh you guys have brought
up event hubs multiple times as a news source i was just wondering how you felt about the
pay 20 or disable your ad blocker to reach the site policy it's a bit ridiculous to ask users to
pay oh yeah to pay so much to have mere access to the site right what do you think well human plus
music it's really simple no it's not ridiculous because guess what there's a lot of traffic on
the site so just turn your fucking ad blocker off and view ads and watch the site what's the problem
there if you want to go to the site and get their news content to be honest how like indignify like
i like just for you to sit there and go oh my god the choice between forcing me to take off ad
blocker and paying 20 dollars is obscene how dare you how about you just fucking read the news
on the site you want to read you know what i would do i'd pay the 20 there you go sure because
if i if it bothers you i am a crazy person who prefers the a la carte method of stuff like that
that's fine or or you can just go to srk but they don't cover the same things and and then you
have to deal with srk which is negative opportunity dollars i you know i've never used ad block ever
i've never felt compelled to use it i've never really like you know google's like google chrome
automatically blocks like really bad pop-up shit and shit you put in you shouldn't put and like most
websites don't do stupid shit like it's gotten a lot better they just have banner ads that are
google ad sense and it's like whatever it's not really that bad yeah and you know whenever i see
someone who has ad block it's like why i mean you're not it's the least you can do did you did you
read that i think there's a penny arcade report article about about like over 50 percent of their
viewers were using ad block anyway anyway no it was penny arcade report i know i remember specifically
like i i felt kind of jolly by that regardless and it wasn't polygon polygon has no ads god um
i was kind of shocked by that that like more than 50 percent of the users would use ad block when
it's pretty well known that that's basically their main source of revenue and without that you just
don't get your game journalism at all yeah i would point out that we would appreciate you guys not
using ad block i mean ultimately in the end it's like if you care about this thing and or you're
so bothered by ads then you need then do like pat said just pay the fucking money or like find another
news source but you can't sit there and call bullshit when the guy is like i have costs to pay
that are really expensive for hosting as somebody who's dealing with that right now the cost of
hosting shit ain't cheap guys be reasonable at the end of the day you're giving them money at no
cost and no expense to yourself for something you appreciate yeah it's it's a tiny sum of money
and it takes nothing no skin off your back and it's there or right fucking like i said call me crazy
you're not giving them money you're just dealing with ads for free news provided to you back to
date at the time back when giant bomb was uh more indian is now now it's owned by cds i always had
their premium subscription right so that i just didn't have ads yeah and that's fine too and and
all i would do was listen to the podcast so i guess i didn't really have to do it but yeah
fucking yeah you support something you like absolutely just don't don't call bullshit on it
guys so like i i you probably wanted us to go the other way on that dude but you're on the
way wrong side of that it's my fucking job um this okay this is kind of interesting uh
steven asks hi steven hi the best friends after seeing your killer is dead playthrough i'm curious
um do you prefer an or seeing the ending rather i'm curious do you prefer an abstract story like
killer is dead or a more literal easy to follow story like mass effector gta there are pluses
and minuses pros and cons so both and ideally i would say at least in my opinion you don't give
everything away because leaving points to discuss is a really interesting awesome thing
but if your world and details are so fleshed out that you can have these conversations
without abstract points it's all the better metal gear is something that we've spent days
literally dozens of hours talking about and i remember we were at once and we went to dalalos
and the entire trip there and back which was like i don't know two hours sure all we talked about
was liquid's arm right yeah so we've gone so and like this is a world where there's so much
fucking happening that you don't have to worry about abstract because there's a ton of abstract
but there's so much literal to go on as well if you flesh out a story in that way then that's the
best opera the best possible choice josh and i once had like a hour long discussion about the
politics of fallout new vegas and whether or not ineffectual bureaucracy is better than fascist
dictatorship that gets shit done why because there's a lot of detail in that game yeah so whether
you choose to go killer killer is dead or like easy to swallow story you need the content to
back it up killer's dead is way too much in the opposite direction it's too much killer is also
poorly written but yeah killer is then it's actually just poorly written as well um i i gotta
say i prefer the the literal way but i would i'm not opposed to abstract i think we should have a
healthy dose of both but like one of my favorite ones is near where like they tell you a fucklot
and there's not a whole ton of thinking you need to do outside of just like all the stuff they give
you you should have to piece the puzzle pieces together you know like there's there's not ridiculous
it's super well told i want to spoil the whole thing don't do it but like that being said probably
boy is that good i'm gonna say i'm like a broken record dark souls has almost no overt plot whatsoever
yeah it is the least literally told game i can think of it i think it has two cut scenes and maybe
30 40 lines of dialogue and everything you learn in that game you learn from item descriptions
and you just kind of figure it out yeah it's super abstract but there's enough there that i can get
something killer is dead is so abstract and so weird and so out there with not enough context or
details i get to the end and i go what the fuck was that yeah i agree that's what i was saying that
was looking weird there plus i did say the very first thing is how about a mix of both for your
story some things are good other things are bad yes yeah you want to just do a round about real
quick what like really abstract kind of game story do you like like just specific shadow of the fucking
colossus shadow of the colossus i there's a little game oh my god that's why should i even ask that
question that's pretty good there's a game out there called don't look back that's like by terry
cavenon super tiny and indian shit and it's tiny and you'll finish it in 20 minutes and it's got
like a teeny abstract story it's a really good demonstration of like a super simple abstract
do i have to change my answer no dark souls okay i can say demon souls too though that's totally
valid okay mad you have a weird one uh with for the abstract yeah abstract that you appreciate
yeah like the first no more heroes has enough stuff but also okay but does that mean they're
they're that or whatever and the second one has some of that too but like killer is dead is
the opposite killer's dead is like way out there to the moon you know where they written you know
when suit is writing and you know when he's not yeah boy is that true uh a related question from
another person that we're gonna go it's a good question and here's another interesting one
because actually there's a lot of questions about people asking us like you guys seem to know a lot
about the just the gist of about two or three thousand questions yeah is you guys seem to know
a lot about games you occasionally break into the details from time to time we would love it if you
could go or elaborate on what is the qualities that you identify that make a game good or not
oh that's too broad right that's what you brought so here's here's one uh where jim dying here you
guys jim jim is saying uh uh okay what's of the following do you think is most critical uh sound
design writing visual design or mechanics uh it depends on genre for some of your sound design
sound design writing writing visual design or mechanics now for my personal preference and
the games that i think we tend to go crazy over mechanics need to be i am totally in agreement
my k also is mechanics not only mechanics but also including gameplay quality mechanics because
that's kind of unspoken responses responsive controls gameplay features solid combat etc
it's the game part yeah okay and he says i think games like near and resonance of fate
where visually the games are solid and the writing is top-notch but some gameplay aspects
are either super difficult or over simple and they put a damper on the experience there are a
lot of games that i have played and said boy do i wish this had been an anime or manga or a tv
show or a movie i i think once you have the perfect fusion of any of those two it kind of
succeeds at a certain level when you look at the world ends with you which has the visual and
audio and like gameplay is you know middling for some people um or like near where again uh
gameplay sorry not gameplay uh story and sound you know it just succeeds on a super high level
southern hill shattered memories writing and sound yeah not so much gameplay oh yeah of course i don't
think it's a no no i'm saying like i agree with you and that's another game that's an example of two
there but i mean i'm one is really hard but i can say honestly i can say that like
when you have solid gameplay yeah like the rest can just like it goes the farthest you can gravy
that yeah but your meat is so scrumptious it is and like you can look at so many examples of games
where it looks terrible it probably like fucking sounds terrible but it plays great amazing yeah
and that is that's that how is that non-muslim well no of course like if i had to pick one i would
never not pick gameplay but you know that's a boring answer and that's not the best for everything
and no not for everything i think journey was right to focus on its visual design yeah but it
also focuses on weird mechanics absolutely but those mechanics are in conjunction of its visual
design and its writing yeah so like if you have to pick one in isolation we're all of course you
i think we're all gonna say mechanics yeah because like you look at the games that have no
graphics to them basically where it's just a programmer that decided i'm gonna try my best here
and they and the game still came out fun and you're like fuck yeah now of course you can always go
too far and end up with something like door fortress where the game's mechanics are unbelievable
but i can't play that it's got no inner things what's that game with the two guys that have
swords that run at each other and you have to clear multiple screens to get to the edge it's such
a weird name don't hit the auto don't hit the thing we're recording on slam the ottoman it uh two
guys fencing two guys fencing and such a weird name named after an animal i think but it's basically
like the narwhal thing no yes yes yeah it's not no but no it's not normal but it's a weird name
like anyway but it's anyway the point is is that gameplay the game has nothing happening visually
and everything on a gameplay level man i can go back and play pac-man and be like you know what
pac-man's fun i can't go back and play games from the ps1 and n64 era with some exceptions
but games that went for visuals but like i go back to final fantasy seven i like that game a lot
okay the visual spectacle component of that game is fucking lost to time yeah it's gone oh yeah
but the writing's still pretty good and i like the characters and i like how the systems work so i
can play it tetris is forever tetris is for it yeah there you go if i had to pick one game for me
where it's like the grab everything's just nothing and the gameplay is there yeah combat on the 2600
combat combat on the 2600 how did you go older than any of us i grew up with a 2600 i so did i i feel
the shame i got any s way later if you haven't played combat on the 2600 grab a good friend and go
play combat for a half hour and as the weird flip side to this argument i don't i only had a nest i
never played an otari until a way later i don't think you can go back it's hard the certain games
you can if you you you you said a joke together and it's because the anger game nerds uh video about
all the tiger games right which is an amazing video go see it by the way but um he talks about
retro is certain otari 2600 games shows space invaders shows missile command shows pacman
or whatever those you can go back to and they can still be fun to play yeah outdated as games
you don't want to play they were never in dated they don't want to play them again and some of
those psx and n64 games are like that so i kind of feel a bit like yeah like nothing aged worse
than early 3d early n64 is fucking just vomit and pixel form it's our in polygon like it's actually
worse than n64 because any early 3d and n64 would then also be compared to mario 64 yeah yeah yeah
and if you really want to see it in its true glory load up fucking the n64 emulator
and and run it in 1080p and see how bad that the irony is despite playstation one games looking
worse overall a lot of them didn't weren't able to focus on that so they held back a little bit
more and did stuff like resident evil and had pre-arranted backgrounds which held up way better
in the future absolutely yeah um the the game liam just showed me it's called nidhog and i i know
nid ho gg it looks it it looks like crap can you link that tournament footage yeah if i can find
the video sure it's so good the game looks terrible but it fucking plays like a dream yeah uh and uh
one last question ha ha ha ha me uh oh whatever i thought that was the question no that's his name
but it's also nathan whatever nathan nathan says i'm a huge fan and i just want to know
i know this guy hey navey um you know this guy maybe maybe this guy posts on the facebook a lot
oh yeah oh yeah okay i know that yeah nathan it's nathan c hey nathan yeah we noticed it might not
be you just just thought yeah but now nathan c is freaking out uh just wanted to know um do you
guys listen to any other podcasts obviously we heard pat talk about the giant bomb cast i wanted
to know if you guys listened to anything else i've listened to other than our podcast i'm gonna give
a shout out sorry to cut you go on other than our podcast i've listened to one episode of the joystick
podcast uh when i was doing dishes one time and it was enjoyable but i've i've never ever again
don't you listen to the welcome tonight fail no oh i just know what it is okay sorry because
whenever we brought it up you were like oh yeah that's really good because my girlfriend loves it
okay she makes him say that okay she pays me to say that gotcha um welcome tonight feels
apparently really good so okay they're apparently back what are you doing my thing is joe rogan
joe rogan the joe rogan experience god damn does that dude know how to sit in front of a microphone
and like slam comes off a little too preachy to me three and a half hours he knows so much
shit about so much shit though that like he pulls it off can i kickstart a kneel to grass
Tyson podcast oh man only only if it's him and michio kaku as like the mega powers like as a tag
team of scientists that are like we don't know if this is too strong we're not too sure we're
gonna shake hands but oh oh man that reference is deep matt what do you got um i mean i listened to
the podcast like you know uh two three years ago i listened to him occasionally and i liked it a
lot but like i there's something weird about podcasts or i just can't keep up with them like
i i forget about them or whatever because it's just people talking it has to be a part of your
routine and it has to fit in somewhere in your life where yeah when i had a nine to five job
i would listen to them way more frequently see i'm lucky my reluctance to leave my house
means that i need a good reason to leave my house and listening to the bomb cast which i've
kept up with by the way brad i you suck you're a good guy but you suck you don't no thanks um
he's not listening is he oh now he is oh now brad's hey brad hey brad um we love the giant bomb
cast we love you guys i love but like uh i'll catch a weekend confirmed every now and then i'll catch
uh the eight four podcast every now and then it i mean if i need to leave my house more i'll listen
to more of weekend confirmed in eight four if i need to leave my house less i'll listen to the
chat bomb cast only what's coming up on the channel uh right before i answer that i was gonna
say this is it it reminds me someone said that stonkel steve austin has a podcast steve austin
oh because he said i like stonkel steve austin has a podcast i think i forget what it's called i
think it might be called that's all i got to say about that i don't think that's the best title
ever for a podcast but no it's for steve austin yes no it's a steve austin show and that's all i got
to say about that hey let's come over to the channel hey i have a new york video that's coming
up if i haven't plugged that enough sure this week and we still have a bunch more we have a bunch
more october which means a bunch more shitstorm uh to go and probably a new playthrough starting
at the very end of october that would be november first would be the end of first once once the
once the the the fucking the weather's clear yeah once the weather clears once the weather is clear
and safe for a new playthrough to descend to the from the heavens to us we can we can step over the
piles of shit and bring you guys into some new things they're really hyped shitstorm new york
video how's that thing going that you were working on that time that you didn't do oh that thing not
sure what you mean i don't know the thing that you used to do but then you're like no i don't want
to do it but then you did a bunch of it i still don't know what you mean a little bit too vague but um
um no okay okay drawing shapes in the air oh yes okay really did something that was a little more
like okay yeah i mouth the word at you i think that looks like i'm not a fucking liverier
jeez anyway you sound like yeah so um yeah i have a bunch of other like you know one-off videos
that i'm currently working on but i'm actually going to do all of them wow you're nuts and then
put them out and not put one at a time there's no way to keep up with it right and um maybe maybe
there might be a little something to uh that's coming up perhaps beyond that that'll has to do
with the stuff that's going on now that's really hype yes yes so uh we'll see how that goes stay
tuned the channel the stuff never stop clicking on videos um i'd like to think that i'm just because
as you said like um and that's all i got to say about that that could also be the name of a forest
gump podcast the forest gump cast the forest cast the gump cast what are you talking about the gump
i just i just i think i wish in times where they just have bubble gums shrimp oh wow right there
please okay yeah is it Tom hanks no it's a cute little shrimp cartoon i'm okay with this that's
the logo i saw red lobster oh nice how long has it been since i've fucking seen a red lobster
is awesome if you go to there's one there's one in Toronto and over there no no but like you go to
the bad place the big show could have a podcast called the last word and that would be the last
word oh you don't remember what he used to yell and that is the last word at the end of the big show
the big show the eddie cut his promos white paul white would end his promos it died after a while
but he tried it for about a year and it didn't catch i guess not fuck jeez wow wow i know why
to end flaccid woolly how am i making a an attitude reference that you guys didn't get i'm
i'm coming he's clearly it died back then we're not ready to flaccidify the podcast
whatever vince's podcast we call buff my butt my butt cast with something i was just gonna say
like it's the your fired cast no it was my podcast all along this is the gorilla cast
should we end the podcast i guess we just sigh okay bye everybody
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