Castle Super Beast - SBFC 091: Slurping from the Vats
Episode Date: May 5, 2015A sizeable amount of this episode is dedicated to talking about The Avengers, and cringing at Suicide Squad. Â ...
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Why does Moonraker rock?
It doesn't.
But people think it does.
Jaws is in it.
That's cool.
Okay, the Moonraker laser is really cool.
Yes, but that's the one thing that the GoldenEye like original game was like, let's take this
thing from Moonraker.
Let's excise the safe bit from this.
Yeah.
All I think about when I think of Moonraker.
I know that's how.
The only thing when you think of Moonraker is GoldenEye.
And the good.
That is in the gap.
Yeah, whenever I think of Moonraker, all I can think of is how Moon lasers aren't as
cool as lasers pointed at the moon.
Moon?
And then I think about Jair.
Or the moon pointing lasers at Earth.
Yeah, I don't like that as much.
But that makes sense.
Yeah, I guess.
There's a lot more lasers.
Point just right chair face on the moon.
And then you fuck up and get jaw.
The moon turning into a giant laser pointed at the Earth is pretty scary.
Piccolo shooting lasers at the moon.
Cathedral terror.
Moon fighting Piccolo.
Piccolo, wouldn't you blowing up the moon cause horrific catastrophes on Earth?
Yeah.
Whatever.
Super Saiyan.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Or war.
No.
Oh my God.
What's your faux pas there?
Shadow Raiders.
Shadow Raiders.
Or planets.
Or planets.
I fucked up.
Yeah, it's okay.
I fucked up.
Somebody doesn't care about mainframe entertainment.
Yeah.
None anymore.
I don't care.
And that's anyone.
You mean Rainmaker?
No one cares.
Don't give them the dignity.
No.
They tried to switch it back, but don't give them the fucking dignity.
Rainmaker still wants to fucking name your company.
Christ.
Anyway.
Don't get me started.
What a good way to start today's podcast.
It's just like the feel baddest.
Episode 91.
No, that was last week.
91.
We're almost there.
91, huh?
We're almost there.
We're almost to the grand finale.
100.
The last episode of the podcast.
It's all been building up.
Exactly.
This podcast is now brought to you by Colostomy Bag that we are all forced to wear.
No.
The episode 100 reveals that the entire podcast was just a work of some time.
It was a worked shoot.
It was a worked shoot.
It was our pipe bomb.
It was a really long one.
It lasted like two years, man.
There you go.
Oh, man.
Everyone all right?
A little sleepy.
The warm weather is doing it.
It's nice.
It's like summer feeling.
It's summer.
It's not summer either.
It's spring.
All the hot boys have been wearing all their booty shorts and I went out.
Liam's dead.
Liam's in full on sandals mode.
Yeah.
Liam looks like my cabana boy.
I got a great new pair of sandals.
It's the same pair as last year.
Great.
I was at a great new pair of sandals.
Hey, Liam.
Oh, okay.
Liam, my grandpa asked, can he have his sandals back?
No.
He cannot.
He can fight me for them.
They're not even cool styler sandals.
They're comfy.
I only ask that you fake the socks off before you put them on.
That's all I want you to do.
Yeah, you're not a samurai.
All right.
Let's just start with the retcon.
Oh, yeah.
Before we even do our weeks.
That is Mothman and Mike Zero Dude and everyone else reaching out in slow motion.
Just trying to contact us during last week's podcast.
Yeah.
To tell us that steam backed down while we were recording the podcast.
And it wasn't like, hey, this story happened and then we moved on.
We talked about it for like 20 minutes.
Yeah.
More than that.
Now, granted, it might come back and all of our statements are valuable for any future
discussions of this kind of thing.
Yeah.
So go back into the past and listen to the old podcast.
But he candidly apologizes for not understanding what it was doing.
That statement that Gabe put out was awesome.
It's like, oh man, we really fucked this up, didn't we?
Whoops.
I kind of find it hard to believe that.
No one would have thought to see this coming though.
Well, here's the thing.
Gabe talks about it in the thing.
It's like, OK, how much money could we possibly make on this over time?
Like what, $100,000?
The amount of emails hitting their Al web server thing or whatever costs them like
$3.5 million over the weekend.
So there's no way that they thought this was going to happen.
There's no way.
Nobody makes up.
If you made a fucking $3 million fuck up on the podcast, you would not go, oh, I knew
that was going to happen.
Like they just, they handled it the way anyone should have.
They handled it the way we do when we fuck up.
It's just straight up, hey, yo, we fucked up.
I don't recall us ever fucking, oh, you and I never did.
No, we did.
No, never, not us.
Just golden children.
Never.
Yeah.
Never.
Fuck up yesterday and all.
Shut up, Willie.
Good on them for reverting it, but never should have done it in the first place.
It's the kind of thing where it's like, if people wouldn't have been as loud, they
wouldn't have gone away with it.
Yeah, and it's also just like, you know, do a little bit of research, talk to some people.
They, like, I've maintained what I said last week was their lack of communication ahead
of time.
I would say that's the biggest problem like this, the fact that they were able to do
it and then roll it back so fast, like a total lack of foresight with everything, with
green light, with early access with this.
Like no one, everyone there is either naive or hopelessly optimistic.
A couple of board meetings or rather a couple of desk roles and that connected together.
Yeah.
Hey, maybe we can let the community vote on games.
What bad, what could go wrong?
Oh shit.
Oh, we're going to let people pit-target your mods.
You know, everyone should, oh shit.
Can't wait to play Skate Man.
You can't wait to play Skate Man.
Skate Man.
Skate Man.
So, yeah, good on them for, you know, fucking rolling that back immediately.
Yeah, they come in on Monday because they don't work on weekends apparently.
They're like, no, hit the button.
Hit the undo.
Just, Pat, you might have caught this.
Control Z.
Control Z.
Did you see the economy problem Steam had over the weekend?
No.
Yes, that was really funny too.
Where, at some point, Indian rupees, I think it was?
No.
Indonesia.
Some Indonesian, whatever's, were equivalent to dollars for a little while.
What?
So like one to one instead of one to three hundred or something.
So the Steam virtual economy just collapsed.
And a little bit back on track.
And people that spent money on it mostly bought like trade-ins and little cards.
So that just goes for more money.
But they're rolling stuff.
They caught it, they rolled it back.
That's pretty funny.
Yeah, but this isn't like you discovering a gold farming glitch in an MMO.
This is real dollars.
Arguably, that's the same difference.
I'm a certain level.
You know, it's like they're all digital money.
Entrepreneurings scumbags like got entire companies formed within that weekend.
Yeah, I bet you.
You know what I mean?
Like they got people together.
Yeah, for sure.
You know who really got themselves together?
The fucking people who went out and bought new PS4s, made fresh accounts for sale.
And are selling fresh accounts with fresh PS4s with PT on them.
That's fresh.
Fucking hats off.
Four thousand dollars.
Six, seven, but hundred.
It's been going up and up.
Hey kids, if you want to experience PT, just watch our shitstorm video.
It's a better way.
Yeah, it encapsulates the frustration you would likely feel trying to get very likely.
And guess what?
One of our docket stories is the fact that what happens if you delete PT?
It's gone.
No, you can go read out.
Really?
It's on your account.
Dude, always.
No, but it was as long as you say register that your account owns it.
Here's the thing.
It was iffy because the language was that the distribution period would be over.
It will be hosted forever.
That's the Sony?
It's TOS stuff for Sony.
If you put something on there, it's their fuck.
That was the fear that caused this.
It was an irrational fear.
So that never happened.
That doesn't happen.
You've been back on Xbox 360.
Afterburner, Ninja Turtles, games that got removed from the store.
Oh no!
I need to download Resheld again.
I missed that gem.
So if you got it originally, you could go through your history and read it.
And it's always hosted.
Good.
That's one thing about the digital economy that's going to be statical.
Unless they discover that it has a Vita exploit in it, then they pull it down forever.
But there's a slight difference between that which was just pulled because, well, why was
Afterburner pulled?
License reasons, I imagine.
Okay, well, let's say Deadpool got pulled down.
Which it did.
License reasons.
No, no, I'm just using that as an example.
That did.
Could you download that again?
Yes.
That seems like...
On my Vita, I can still download Marvel 3, but nobody can buy a new digital copy.
Yeah, that's why when Marvel 3 was happening, I went out and got a PS3 copy and got the DLC
for it right away.
Because now it's 3 days before.
I don't even like Marvel 3, but I want to be able to play it.
And I like to be able to play as all the characters.
Yeah, it's a list of everything you've ever gotten and you just download again.
Okay.
Let's talk about the other...
Are we skipping our weeks, though?
No.
I'm just...
Sorry, it just seemed like...
We just tangented because, like, Liam killed...
Correction.
You killed two of my dockets.
That's just that way.
That's by talking about the steam bit.
Well, we're on a good roll.
Let's just have a beautiful melange.
Sure.
Of stuff.
Um, sure.
Look it up, kids.
It's a word.
Phalange.
A pulperie.
So, the other, like, I guess, communal thing that we can talk about week-wise is, hey, Age
of Ultron.
Yeah, that came out.
That's true.
So, uh, yeah.
We all seen it.
We all seen it.
That opening scene.
That opening scene.
That opening scene.
God, I never laughed so hard in that opening scene when they're all, like, synced and jumping
at the same time.
It's sad.
I laughed so hard.
Okay, let's put a hard rule down here.
That movie came out this weekend.
Yeah.
We're going to be real life.
We're not going to get too sick of it.
We're going to be real life.
We're not going to get too sick of it.
Basically, limited to trailers.
If you want to watch a very spoiler review, watch Comic Book Girl 19's 45-minute review.
Awesome.
It's 45.
That's awesome.
Is she taking notes?
Yeah.
Like, good.
The only thing better is Red Letter style.
Our review is longer than the movie itself.
And it's out the day after the movie.
What?
So, yeah.
Age of Ultron, right off the bat, opening on the equivalent of the team-up shot from
the last movie.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's really, really smart because you already established everything, you already know what's
going on.
And I feel like that shot in particular, where everyone's coming in from the side, it's your
page two spread of a comic book.
That's it.
All it was missing is the yellow boxes with everyone's name next.
Well, I had a big title of the art.
Yeah.
If you're not sure what we're talking about, it's in trailer two.
It's the big, poor shot of trailer two.
That shot was in trailer two.
And people were like, oh man, look at that shot, this is a comic book movie.
I assume that was from the final battle.
No.
Like, that opening fight was not the final battle.
In general, I thought really good, really enjoyable, again, one of the best MCU movies.
I got this one was still better.
I don't think so.
Me and Pat were talking about this, we were saying how a lot of people might think it's
the first one is still better, because you were so flabbergasted that you were watching
all these characters in the same thing.
Yeah.
Has this never happened before?
But here's the thing about the first one, the newness did wear off, you're right.
But the first one was, it was a magical thing because you had so much build up, right?
Yeah.
It was the result of the entire phase one thing.
Yeah.
And this time around, it's like there was build up, but we were kind of used to it.
It's not the same general blockbuster build up that we've all seen a million times before
for any movie, but the build up to Avengers 1 was so unique because it was, the build
up was movies.
Exactly.
And you see all these characters in their individual states and you get to see them
together and you're like, ah, you know, so this time around.
There's a little bit of that too, with new characters having been given earlier roles
in phase two, but it wasn't to nearly the same degree.
No, of course not.
The first movie I felt was missing, leading into this one, and they talk about little,
they talk about little things that happened in Captain America Winter Soldier, like Nick
Fury talks about a thing or two.
But in this, I felt that there was a Hulk movie missing because they, as soon as this
movie starts, there's a whole storyline with the Hulk that's apparently been going on.
Oh no, it's not missing from a different movie, it's missing from like the what, the 45 minutes
to an hour?
Yeah, maybe.
The hour was kind of this.
Because I kind of felt there were two weak parts in the movie, and one of them was, I
thought the Hulk was, he had like a big, you know, kind of moment in the middle where he
fought against somebody, but they had like a thing, he has a thing with Black Widow where
she can just control him now.
That's something I've never, well, well by, which I've never heard of, you've ever heard
of that before?
I'm sure it exists in my account too, I feel like that's referencing something that existed
before me.
I guess it must because it felt so like, oh, this is a thing now.
Like, if I had to take a guess, I feel like that's something Betty Ross probably had in
something.
Well, in the Edward Norton movie, Betty Ross, it just hangs out with him in a dang-ass cave.
Well or not.
And then she just goes like, you know, calm down and he sleeps it off.
Yeah.
I had a funny talk with my girlfriend where we were talking about the older Hulk movies
and she's like, oh, there were like other people that played him instead of Mark Ruffalo
and I was like, yeah.
I was like, really?
Two other guys.
And we were like both trailers and we just sat and watched them and it was just like fucking
dogs from The Angley Movie and then fucking the running down charge one-to-one with Abomination
Scene with Edward Norton and stuff and it's like, and it was, but it's like when he hulks
out as Edward Norton and you look at him and you're like, man, he doesn't look like
the Hulk.
No.
Like Hulk looks like Mark Ruffalo when he could transform.
Yeah.
And that in like the incredible version really didn't look like Edward Norton, you know?
It looks more like the Professor.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
If anything.
The Edward Norton movie still counts continuity-wise in the MCU because they had crossover between
that General Ross and Iron Man and it's all phase one.
People forget about that.
It counts.
Even the people at Marvel are like, how do we do with the Hulk between this movie and
the next one?
We can't do another Hulk movie.
Yeah.
But Hulk got so much play and like it was a kid's role in the Hulk TV show.
And in the first Avengers, he was like everyone loved him in that, but yeah.
I think they're realizing that Hulk plays best off of other characters.
Yeah.
That's the problem.
He's a little one dimensional.
Hulk is.
Yeah.
Who's man or no, but Hulk?
Yeah.
Definitely.
So I want to talk about something that is spoiler-ish, I'm going to cap this to exactly
like, let's say two minutes from now.
Okay.
Go.
Okay.
Go.
All right.
So I'm so glad I dodged the trailers and I completely missed the fucking reveal.
Yeah.
I missed the two.
Vision.
Vision.
Which is totally in trailers.
Even if you didn't, they kept that really, really low.
You remember seeing that big art of all the characters fighting a million Ultrons?
Vision was way in the back and you could not see the little ones.
In some of the trailers, they removed character like Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch and Vision
were not in that shot in early trailers.
Like they were not even posited in.
I don't think they ever even said his name in the movie.
They did.
They said it's like Ultron or my Vision.
I had my Vision and then they referred to it.
Okay.
Yeah.
The Vision.
The Vision.
The one I left.
But I totally didn't see the casting on it either.
And I'm like, this is a character that's so old and silly looking.
There's no way they'd bring him back with the cape and the colors.
But whoa.
He did.
And he gave him the texture up there.
And I was like, yeah.
I wasn't really a fan of his eyes and made him look kind of weird.
I'd rather them be a little glowy or something.
It felt like a dude.
Every time he showed up, every time he showed up, I'd just hear him from the mystic of
the Vision.
Vision.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Tired man.
Hairy arm.
I wish they'd been on.
So shout outs to not watching the trailers.
Yes.
Shout outs to still having surprises in the theater.
So now that we're on non-spoiler talk, like talking about the trailers, like this trailer
in particular, I don't read these comic books, right?
And my experience was I saw a trailer and said, what's that?
And somebody said, blank.
And that ends up being revealed 85% of the way through the movie.
I was not supposed to know that.
And for me to instantly be able to get it within 10 seconds, like a person who doesn't
even know about this shit, I just asked, oh yeah, what's that?
Oh, it's this.
Yeah, okay.
Oh, okay.
That must not be a big deal because they're showing it.
No, it's a huge deal.
Like what?
So, you know, clearly we've got our setup for the fucking the next 10 movies that are
coming in.
Yes, we have our next team of goobers.
Like, there's a show in the movie where they show like where they're going in the next
couple of movies.
And you look at the line.
It's like, what is this?
The Great Lakes Avengers?
The Great Lakes, like North Michigan Avengers or something like this team.
But every setup, too, is kind of like, even in the smallest way, they name drop a location
that's going to be relevant for one of them.
And you can extrapolate who's there.
I was so wishing, like Liam just said, extrapolate.
I was wishing for a certain character to show up when they went to a certain location.
My tourists, of course.
And I was like, just not even in costume, I want that guy just there, but just me.
What's going on in my country here?
Of course.
Just in a suit.
What's going on?
Okay, cool.
See you.
So you got that established.
Fucking Black Widows stole Matt Murdock's weapons.
Yeah.
The sticks.
And I was looking at that and I was like, how's fucking Matt Murdock going to get an Avengers
3 now?
He can't.
Black Widow beat him out.
No, he wins Civil War.
With Taser versions.
I like how they keep giving Black Widow more stuff because she can't be shooting guns like
she did in the first movie.
Put a bow on her.
Give her a bow.
Give her a rocket launcher.
Give her a cap.
Yeah, no.
What?
Give her a robot suit.
Slowly turn her into Orchid.
I love how, yeah.
I love how everyone got to go a cap shoot.
I was, I was trying, just trying to stumble away from that, but yeah.
Like cap.
And the shield.
Cap doesn't deserve the shield.
Everyone needs a shield more than him.
One of my favorite things about the first one was the fucking Chrono Trigger double
tech.
Between Iron Man and Cap.
There was a lot of this here.
And now they bring, they amp that up with multiple versions and I'm like more, more
double tech.
And not just with the shield.
Yeah.
Other, do it.
Other, do all of it.
I want to see my variations on like fastball special.
It was, there was X-Men vs. Street Fire.
You should have just had the moves come up names.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hyper combo.
Like charging stars.
Some of that was really good.
I said I had two sort of problems and I kind of said the Hulk stuff seemed a little like
yeah, something was cut out or something.
But something that definitely was missing was the, I think the next thing you're going
to say.
Well no, the Thor stuff, like that's, I can, I can imagine them wanting to cut out.
Dude, that whole subplot was just cut out.
That's, that was so, I just elbowed it just there for a second.
There's a very rush.
There's a rush storyline.
But my main thing is that I didn't actually care for Ultron all that much in terms of
his personality.
And I'm like, oh, we have another quirky, I make jokes.
Yeah.
Joss Whedon Billy.
Yeah.
I know what you mean.
I know what you mean.
Which is fine.
But Loki was already kind of that and Loki's been in a couple of movies.
So like the trailers for Ultron just made it seem like fucking evil badass quoting things.
And it was just like, he made, like, I think the very first joke is that when he's kind
of revealed to Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver and they just kind of talked to him for a
bit and he goes, what is it?
You guys have children.
Yes.
The word escaped me.
And I'm like, oh, this is where we're going.
So here's the thing about the new age of superhero movies.
You can't do generic evil villains anymore.
That is done with.
Yeah.
Evil laughter, right?
But now it's so rare that it's unique.
Which is why I'm hoping Dr. Doom is just Dr. fucking Doom.
Yeah.
But then you have to sit through a Fantastic Four movie.
Yes.
However, I think my favorite Marvel villains of the whole loop is still Obadiah Stain.
Oh, yeah.
He's a weirdo.
He's a weirdo.
He's not.
He's an old man.
He's just an asshole.
Yeah.
He's just a fucking piece of shit.
But the way he talks is, you got to have a characterism in the way you talk.
Yeah.
You got to have something to, um, he's got a shot to like.
He's got to be unique.
You know what I'm saying?
Lenore Joker.
Oh, you know what?
I'm stupid because Thanos will be that.
I'm sure.
No.
I don't see Thanos making jokes.
No.
But we've already seen that Thanos from Guardians of the Galaxy.
Excuse me.
Well, he's dying.
I'm dying.
Finally.
Thanos from Guardians of the Savings has a kind of persona to him that's not just evil
Thanos wrong.
He's kind of like, I've got a business to take care of and you got to do whatever you've
got to do.
But at least it was that they showed him.
He's not like actually making a joke, but he's not going, but he's not going, he's
going to run for his way all over the screen.
Yeah.
But I was just, Ultron to me, when I, I, I like, this is more of a nostalgia thing.
Whenever I saw him in a card or in a comic, it's just this robot with no, like the Ultron
drones that he have looks more scary than the actual Ultron where they try to give him
little eyeballs.
They give him lips.
Yeah.
No, the actual Ultron in the movie was just a fucking action figure.
Like.
The actual Ultron from the comic books.
The face.
The coolest face ever.
He was the jack-o-lantern.
And it makes you think his voice is like Starscream.
Yeah.
Like, I tried.
Like just screaming all the time.
No, I'm not saying the Ultron was like bad or I was like, it was just, it wasn't what
I was kind of hoping for.
I just wanted a death robot.
That's like, I want to kill everything.
And that's it.
Which he kind of was.
But again, still making like, and people are saying, oh, it's cause he's a split personality
from Tony Stark.
And I go, wait, when, when was that said?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Like, no, he's model after Tony Stark.
Remember someone said.
Don't go too far into it.
Yeah.
Like, it just sucked that he was a robot with all the flaws of a human.
Yeah.
Like, I wanted a fucking robot.
I wanted Skynet.
Kind of.
That's what Terminator Genesis is for.
No.
No.
You're going to see that movie.
I'm going to go see that movie.
I'm forcing you all.
You don't have to force me.
I'll see it twice.
No.
I'll be unhappy.
But that being said, I still think, again, one of the better MCs.
I give it a solid A minus.
That's fucking great.
I think the final sort of scene battle was better than the final scene battle of Avengers
1.
It was more cohesive.
There was more.
I, I, because the final battle of Avengers 1 is destroy all these aliens that you never
even got a clear look at.
Yeah.
No, I just, I just respectfully disagree on that because I, I get it, but I lose.
I mark out at the team up things.
Yeah.
And like.
He was marking out real hard.
The, the.
I was marking out too.
Like the Hulk and Thor moment right on the back, the puny God moment, like all of those
things in that finale, just, I was constantly losing my shape.
So I, I got to still give it to part.
There's, there's one thing about that final confrontation that I don't really know how
to talk around, but I'll try and be careful.
And it's a thematic thing.
So I don't have to talk about specific events, but Ultron's like, it's a line of the trailer.
It's like, you want to protect the world, but you don't want it to change.
And the whole plot is about like, dude, should we change?
Yeah.
Do things differently.
So let me.
And the situation given to them at the end of the movie is like, no, you have to change.
You can't just win all the time.
And then they totally win like no problem.
And it's like, I feel like they build up all these stakes and I will never be able to walk
away from these stakes and then they walk away from the stakes and I'm like, oh, come
on.
The rules are that you defeat the villain physically, but he defeats you mentally.
Yeah.
Well, then either of those happen, like they just win.
And it's like, no, the mental defeats there.
I would have.
There's some characters in particular.
Sure.
But I would have much preferred a more Pyrrhic victory, like a bad win over the good win that
we got.
Yeah.
And I found it a bit ridiculous.
The other thing is I was talking about Ultron a little bit, but I was going to say something
that remember in the middle of the movie, I'll just say Scarlet Witch does something
and all the Avengers are broken up and they keep saying, we took some hits.
Yeah.
We took some hits.
Yeah.
Ultron didn't do that.
It was another character completely.
So your main villain never actually did anything to you.
Not as significant as.
Like, yeah, Scarlet Witch is working for him, but the thing she did was really cool.
Do you think visually, all the Avengers have their balls, I was like, this is really
neat.
I like this.
Because it's like, there's no proper easy way to explain Scarlet Witch's power to people
in the movies.
Oh, so yeah.
My fiance asked, what could Scarlet Witch do?
And I go, I think anything.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It basically does.
Yeah.
It's chaos magic and luck manipulation.
Also, I love.
I did not know about luck manipulation.
That explains a lot.
I love how Elizabeth Olsen can totally put in the time, you know, I'll do an accent.
I'll do a European accent.
You see Scarlet Joe just going, fuck that, never doing it.
No, no.
I'm not a great accent.
Yeah, two Russian women standing next to each other talking in a scene and one is just
the fuck it.
And the other's like, good, pretty good Russian accent, unlike her brother, who did not have
a pretty good Russian accent.
But yeah.
But yeah.
Hami, another one.
But also, I heard her.
Romanov.
And you're like, nope.
And they even have little flashbacks of her as a kid in Russia and with no accent.
Dude, if you know what it is, it's fucking, it's, it's snake eater, whereas the Japanese
snake voice actor forgot his name.
Yeah.
I feel it's good.
Opska learns Russian because he wants to record the fucking game in Russian and Kojima's
like, yeah, let's do it.
And then every other actor is like, fuck you, then haters like, I'm going to growl it up.
Yeah.
And like, oh, I'm fired.
Literally.
I also really, I also really preferred this Quicksilver to the X-Men.
Yeah, me too.
Me too.
Like we all know X-Men Quicksilver got his awesome moment.
But he's still so much cooler.
But what I think of Tastes of Future Past, it's Quicksilver, all I can think about is
they had to write him out of the story because he breaks every scene that happens after that.
Get out of here.
What are we going to, what are we going to do?
The stuff's happening at the White House, why don't you have Quicksilver just win?
Not that different here.
Yeah.
A little bit.
The last thing I want to say on it is, I really like how much play Arrow Man got.
Yeah.
That's what the last thing I was going to say.
That's what the last thing I was going to say is Hawkeye.
The most apology for the first movie ever.
Most improved character.
Can't stand that rat-faced runner.
Oh wait, no, I can now.
The one that was great was that when Quicksilver runs by him, then Hawkeye just goes, oh, no
one would know, no one would know, oh yeah, that guy, oh, I loved him, oh, he's dead though.
Painting Hawkeye as the old man of the team works perfectly.
Well, I'm just blown away that he stole the show in terms of dialogue and Iron Man didn't.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know, Tony Stark took it back.
You know what?
I'm not sure.
Some writers, like one-liners.
I'm not sure anyone agrees, but maybe I'm getting a little tired of Robert Downey as
Tony because there was some jokes and I was just like, yep, heard this before.
Okay, okay.
I thought you were going to say he's getting really annoying in some characteristics.
I wouldn't say annoying, but he's absolutely set up for Civil War.
Yeah.
The hard-headedness is totally set up.
Oh, yeah.
No, the things he does in this movie are set up for the other Avengers.
Like, are you fucking kidding me?
There is a four and a half minute preview of Civil War somewhere in this movie.
More or less.
Somewhere, yeah.
But just his general delivery is that, like, I know it's like everyone loves him, write
him more lines, have him make us and Starky comment every three seconds.
Yeah, but it's been five movies.
It's been five movies.
So it's like I'm not like something gained hard of it, but like back him off a little bit
because they're using him as a crutch.
He got some good ones in, though.
Yeah, no, for sure, but...
I think he was outshone by another character that I didn't think was even going to be in
the movie, and I'm so glad that he's going to be in more movies.
That was fun.
Yeah, he was totally outshone.
I don't actually know which one you mean.
Can you dance around it?
I can give you a charade description.
Yes, okay.
Yeah, there you go.
Yeah, it's a character that, yeah.
I don't want to spoil that inclusion because it was my favorite part of the whole movie
because that character is way better than everyone on the cast.
There's still no scene that I like at all shop before.
I really, really love the scene where they're all trying to lift the hammer.
And when Cap nudges it, I just love that Cap nudges it.
That scene in the trailer was...
Yeah, because that needed to be it, right?
That's a trailer scene, isn't it?
Yeah, so that's a great one.
That's what made me want to see the movie's trailer scene and that scene.
They fucking, they get it right.
They get the comic book accuracy in there just a little bit, but then they add the real punchline
later and it's like...
Yeah, I would prefer a Marvel movie with more sitting around a table talking.
I want Kevin Smith's Avengers.
That's just what I want.
Well, guess what, right?
Yeah.
The Ultimates is basically a lot of that type of thing, which is where this reference is.
Yeah, I just want...
Do you remember Kevin Smith's pitch for Green Hornet?
Yes.
Or it is Kato and Green Hornet sitting on the fucking front of the car shooting his shit
for like three hours and then crimes happen off-camera and they move off-camera and beat
the criminals and then walk back in the shot and it's just a single shot for the whole movie.
I want that, but for the Avengers.
People had balls, man.
I want Kevin Smith's Superman.
Yeah, and we want a Green Hornet.
Iron Ant.
Iron Ant, yeah.
Iron Ant, yeah.
Anyway...
Man, fucking Ant...
Can we just talk about how that trailer probably gives away 99% of the movie?
Yeah, but it also gives...
That one is worse.
I think it's worse.
All the best shots.
I have a strong suspicion that the best part of the entire movie is the punchline of that
trailer.
I think...
The Thomas The Taken...
Yeah, but I think that they felt they needed to to make people go, look, see it's still
fun and good, it's still interesting because the director that you wanted is not there.
I think they needed to oversell it.
I don't know if you guys have seen it, but there's a leaked bit of test footage of a fight
scene with Ant-Man fighting two guys.
Yeah, it's really...
From Edgar Wright's version.
Yeah, that's the really, really weird one.
And there's a trailer of Ant-Man, the last one, that has the same scene of him fighting
those two guys, but of the new director, and you get to see and you're like, oh my god,
Edgar Wright's version was going to be so much better.
It's so much more of a dynamic, goofy shot.
We got to wait and see what we're going to get, but it's just a little odd that this
is the end of phase three...
Oh, phase two.
You know?
Yeah.
It's the final phase two movie.
And versus all, not Ultran, Thanos, go.
It's also weird that they felt the need to...
If you shuffle these movie releases around, you put Ant-Man before Avengers, you probably
could have had a more accurate Ultran origin than they do in Avengers 2.
You could have if you went that way.
If you went that way.
But that means introducing Wifebeater.
Sure.
I don't know.
But Ultran's actual origins in this movie were kind of like, I don't...
Wow, this seems like a weird...
Shut up, it's a movie.
It has to go.
Yes, but if they had...
They could have actually avoided that confusion by sticking with maybe the more...
Yeah, the hangpim.
The hangpim bit.
You're not wrong.
Whatever.
You know, you're right about it being like an odd one for the end of phase two, but like
for 99% of moviegoers, it's not a bookend.
It's just a continuation.
Yeah, you're right.
It's all a rich tapestry.
Just pretend it's the first one on phase three.
Makes no difference.
It actually makes no difference.
And they've started making the preview of things in the middle of the credits instead of at
the end.
Yeah, we stayed all the fucking way and there was nothing.
There's guys with signs in Age of Ultron line just saying, there is no post-credits scene.
There's only like mid-credits, so don't stick around.
Only stay for the first one.
I think it was a good guy signed guy.
But it's still hilarious when we saw people get up right away and walk.
And then they're just like, what?
And we go away.
How many do we need?
To be fair, that mid-scene thing was nothing.
Who's the most nothing one so far?
I think Joss Whedon said, I don't even care for these.
You think?
It's like fucking 13 or 14 in.
Yeah, maybe not.
But they're going to continue because they're what got people to start with.
Do you think that's a request from theaters to get people out of the seats faster so they
can clean the theaters?
It's kind of hard to say.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Plus the credits for Avengers 2, I imagine, are super long.
They're super long.
Not Ubisoft long.
Alright, let's move on.
Let's move on.
Let's get into a week's.
What did you do this week, Willie?
Oh, I got you.
Okay, yeah, no.
Tagged him.
Okay, so I'll start out with, I beat Titan Souls.
Yay.
What did you think of that?
Okay, so, you know what?
Like, I actually, I went through that and I was thinking about what you were saying.
And I respectfully disagree.
You like walking around 50% of the time?
Well, here's the thing.
Sorry, 70?
Well, here's the thing.
Actually, one, I timed it and none of them are actually longer than 15 seconds.
They feel long, I find.
At some point Willie said, well, Liam, unlike you, I never died.
Oh, and he said that over and over again.
No, well, I mean, for one thing, my full time on it was 418.
Yeah, it's not a super long game.
So it's not a long game.
But the long walk is like going from one area to another for the first time.
But for every retry, none of them are longer than 15 seconds.
But like, let me ballpark something to you.
Out of that 4 hours and 18 minutes, how much time did you spend fighting the bosses?
Maybe an hour, maybe two tops, like...
Maybe, but I really, no, but it was more than that though.
Well, how long did you spend in shadow walking to the boss?
Traveling to the area, right?
How much?
In what shadow?
Shadow of the Colossus.
Oh, Shadow of the Hedgehog.
No, I know that's why the Colossus fights are super long.
They are.
But if you're bad, well, they last a couple minutes.
Yeah, and you get your retry.
But like, the thing with this is just, because I remember when you were describing it, you were kind of saying like,
there's like 45 seconds or something like that.
That's up to is what I said.
And they were all right there.
Oh, it was just off memory. I wasn't timing.
Fair enough.
To me, I was like worried about that and I was, I didn't find those a problem.
And I had a lot more fun with the encounters.
And, you know, each encounter, you learn it in what, like two, three rounds?
A couple swings, yeah.
A couple swings and you kind of get it.
All in all, fucking great.
And the, there's a whole like, trending type of thing that you can get that makes it really cool to go back.
And do the new game plus.
Sure, right.
So, yeah, I think it set out to do what it does quite successfully and I enjoyed it fully.
And I totally recommend you guys grab it because it's short and sweet.
Okay.
Okay.
Do it.
I tried started out to Chroma Swad.
Yeah.
And that is a fucking fun game.
It's interesting because like, it opens up with a director for like the Power Rangers
type show they're doing.
Just being a shitbag to everyone on the set.
Interesting.
And it's just like, oh my God.
Yeah.
This guy's name was to be fucking sublime.
Yeah.
What's his name in the game?
Like, Sabi.
My, like something like E-My or something.
It's a weird name.
A weird name.
And it's very much just like this.
I feel like this used to be Saban, you know, or something weird like that.
That's pretty funny.
Because he's such a shitter.
And it's to the point where like the intro is really like everyone, all the stunt actors
being like, fuck this.
We're walking off set and starting our own show.
Yeah.
Okay.
And that's how the adventure kind of goes and stuff.
And yeah, it delivers on everything at promise.
Does that shitty director try and sue them for the name halfway through the game?
Like, some stuff happens.
But he basically is like the villain.
Okay.
That's cool.
It's interesting.
And the writing is so fucking weird.
That's the one thing about it.
Is it good weird or bad weird?
Mixed bag.
Okay.
You know what I mean?
Sometimes good weird, sometimes bad weird.
Like poorly translated from another language?
Not even.
Not even.
No, I mean like the, I think the team is Brazilian.
Oh really?
That's what I mean.
I think the team is Brazilian.
But yeah, just quirky.
But like the title screen has a cool Sentai song sung in Japanese.
Yeah.
Including like all the...
Have you seen their ads and stuff?
Yeah.
Of course.
Of course.
And they got someone to sing that title screen song that has all the right words in it,
including Mamoru and everything.
You got a Mamoru that...
Yeah, they knew what they were making for sure.
So that's, I'm glad that delivered on what it's set out to be.
You get a really cool character select thing where it's like set your squad to be what
they want to be, customized characters, whatever the personalities.
What fruit?
And you got like, yeah, you got like one guy that's like, I'm really shitty at stunts
and martial arts, but I'm a pretty boy and you'll always get fans.
So you'll meet me, right?
Every episode you have with me in it will get a ton of fans.
Wow.
That's interesting.
You know?
That's blue then.
Do you sacrifice a slot for this?
Yeah.
That's pretty cool.
Fun stuff there.
Tried to play PT with a girlfriend, just because she never, you know, played it.
And so it was a great opportunity.
I just downloaded it, set it up.
She didn't make it through it.
Couldn't handle it.
That's the complete opposite experience that she walked through.
Got to the point where the fridge is hanging.
Yeah.
And that was it.
She's like, nope, nope, not interested anymore.
It's a scary fucking game.
Yeah.
I'm glad that she's existed.
She put it down when the first grab with the head in the bag starts going.
Yeah.
And then picked it back up and then the fridge and is like, no.
I think when I went through it, I think I said how ours kind of petered out because trying
to get the ending sequence.
Yeah.
You know what?
It's a total crap shit.
And we just went, well, this sucks.
Quit out.
Yeah.
Unfortunately, we didn't get that.
It was, but that's the nature of the fucking game.
You can get a trailer for this game that doesn't exist.
Well, when we did it, it exists.
Yeah, I know.
But at this point in time, like there's no value in beating it.
Yeah.
Kind of.
Well, I mean, except for the experience itself.
Yeah.
Exactly.
I think PT's fantastic.
I'm happy.
It's fantastic.
And boy, do I hate playing it.
Yeah.
Oh, really?
I can't.
I told you my girlfriend beat it for me while I was like crying in the corner because
it had a baby.
Yeah.
It was like what he's telling, but reversed the roles.
How many deaths were avoided by the cancellation of Silent Hill?
God.
How many ruined pants?
Ruin pants.
Yeah.
And it's funny.
At least one.
And those are mine.
Oh.
Because after we stopped at that point, PS4 is perfect because you can just press the
PS button and you get happiness music.
Yeah.
Kind of.
It's safe.
Everything's okay.
Yeah.
Just don't press it again.
It's way better than pause.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Everything's peaceful again.
My favorite scare is which is the banister person.
Yeah.
That one is like that scared the shit out of me.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Because you don't even like it's just there.
It's the strongest one in my opinion.
I agree.
Also the one with the radio where it's like look behind you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I said look behind you.
That fucking stuff.
That freaked me the shit out.
But anyway.
I couldn't sleep man.
That kept me awake for weeks.
No, I'm serious.
Yeah.
You can ask my girlfriend next time you see her.
That kept me awake for weeks.
It led to us having a candid discussion about the scary stuff and why to play scary things.
Yeah.
Why you want to subject yourself to this stuff.
It's the moment that I discovered that I hate horror in my horror games.
I like survival horror.
You like survival horror.
I like limited agency, not no agency.
Has horror gone too far?
I like horror themes.
I want horror theme park.
To me it's the same as eating spicy food man.
Yeah.
You love it.
You got to get in there.
It fucking wrecks me.
Well remember when we played P.T.
Everyone was just not for me.
Remember when we did the P.T.
video and both of you guys were like and I yell scared and then I immediately start laughing?
Well because I always go you got me.
It's fun.
You got me.
I can't believe you got me.
Man you were doing tough guy.
Tough guy.
I'm not scared man.
And I was like come on.
When I was a child.
That's not the spirit of the video.
When I was a small child I went to Niagara Falls and there was a fun house in there.
And it was really scary.
And then I got freaked out.
I was like four years old.
And I tried to run over to emergency exit.
And all the emergency exits were fake and had scares behind them.
Like three in a row and I was freaked out so bad that the fucking staff had to come into
the fun house and like walk me out through like the fucking actual service exit because
it was so fucking freaked out.
No thank you.
The safe word just makes it worse.
Because we did we back at college my program.
No thanks.
One of our fundraisers was we converted one of the major rooms in the college into the
dark room.
Yeah I did that too.
Yeah.
And nobody and it was fun and everyone got a good kick out of it.
But nobody likes the fucking tough guy going in with the friends like oh what the fuck is
this?
Grabbing should I'm not scared.
It's like just don't go on the ride then.
That's the guy who died first in the horror movie.
I mean I get what you're saying Matt.
But like no I don't go oh it's not scary.
Like what I remember I went to like three haunted houses on the road.
And he was terrified of them.
Yeah.
I was because there was guys that did that.
He enjoyed the catharsis of the scare.
I'm not sure if you remember that video but I didn't quite do that.
I went oh god yeah.
And then I said oh that's scary or whatever.
I did go like yeah like what do you got or something.
He enjoys the back and forth of the expectation.
There's a very clear what I'm saying is there a very clear distinction.
We went to the haunted house thing and there was a guy that was in front saying like talking
to the performers.
Yo hey what's up.
Yeah what are you doing here.
Talking to them.
Yeah.
That's above the line.
Ask over it.
Absolutely.
Because that's you're breaking the immersion of everyone involved.
It's a way that you deal with like scares in this situation whereas Matt will get the
scare.
It'll hit 80 percent.
He'll laugh and clear 60 percent of that back.
So he'll still be a little amped up but he'll mostly clear it out.
All gets scared and it's just added.
And it doesn't go.
And then the next scare gets commutatively added to the fear meter until I'm shitting
my pants.
Which I have not actually done ever in my life but you know it's a good save.
I'm getting older.
I'm getting older.
My birthday was last week.
Every year is a new attempt.
I mean a new trial.
A new attempt.
No.
I mean is there a law that determines that the closer the older you get in age the closer
you are to shitting you.
Yeah but the math for everyone is different.
Yeah.
It's a different equation.
It's a boy of an eye view.
No.
If you have like one of those perfect set up barn in the woods type things there should
be a set up for oh like oh we got a douche bag on the premises.
Okay initiate douche bag mode.
How to get rid of him.
Yeah or not even get rid of him but like you put in the real shit.
Yeah.
Or like everyone that's in the ride gets silently escorted out and then he gets locked in there
on his own and there's some shit you know.
That reminds me you want to hear some backwards mental gymnastics that I have run for my own
ass like a couple weeks after playing PT and being all terrified and shit.
I was walking down Monkland.
You know Monkland.
Yeah.
Okay and you know those I was walking home and you know those like you could just take
a left and just go down the scariest darkest path in the world.
Sure.
The alleys behind people's houses.
Oh yeah.
I was like PT's horrible but something bad can happen to you in a video game.
Nothing bad will happen to me in real life.
So I ended up walking through those for like two hours getting mildly spookified and then
got home was like oh that was fun and then could not play PT.
Dude.
Because that's how it breaks.
You can die in a video game because that's what video games are like but nothing bad would
ever happen to you in real life.
And the conversation.
I'll survive you've lasted this long with that attitude.
It's a bad attitude.
The conversation that we had after playing it was just like I don't think ghosts are
scary and because they don't do anything to you.
They just shake things.
But they can do things in games though.
Right.
They don't do anything and like what's really scary when you hear a noise in your house
is not the idea that a ghost is possessing it but there's a man there waiting to do
something to you.
Well that's never going to happen to me.
Cutlass.
To me.
To me.
To me.
It'll never happen to me because I'm invincible and I'm the hero of my own life.
So that's the real fear is real life not the spooky ethereal shit.
I haven't switched around.
Like if I see a ghost it's like oh that's weird but you're going to do what?
Pass through me and make me feel cold.
No you'll be covered in goop.
You'll get slimed.
Yeah.
Well that's it.
You have to clean that up.
That's scary.
That's scary.
I've seen your apartment.
I know you're scared of cleaning more.
Sure.
Speaking of ghosts I finished Friends on Netflix and I know that seems like that's a weird
jump but it's not.
That's a ghost story.
Because one of the strongest jokes in Friends is when Joey is on Pyramid the game show
and the person is giving Joey like it's white and he's trying to do mayonnaise and he's
trying to guess and he goes it's white and there's about two like items that he's trying
to describe and Joey has the same answers for both.
He just jumps between three and he goes paper snowball a ghost and then they're like no
no next one and then he's like okay it says mayonnaise and he goes all right it's white
and he goes paper snow a ghost and I laugh my ass off at this and this isn't the 10th
season.
I got the spin off.
The reason why is that like Friends is astonishingly consistent that when I looked at little Netflix
descriptions I'm like that sounds awful.
They did that.
That's all I'm going to have a bad time of this 10th season but it's actually surprisingly
consistent the entire series.
Really quick I just want to say oh sorry as you're mentioning I remember I finally finished
South Park in Rec and I remember you say that the end of that was like pretty nothing
right pretty straight and clean.
It was just like here's what happened to everybody and that was it.
And I agree but I also feel like I can't think of a single show that like was on TV or like
that went for many seasons that had a special ending.
It's always kind of like that and or worse you know what I mean.
You mean like an entire last season set it up.
It's the same walk wrapped up when Seinfeld wrapped up.
The same deal.
It's all it's the same kind of TV ending.
They're never really super great they're always just like and then it ended.
I guess that's why like it's unique in that way but it took me a back because I'm so used
to those types of endings in TV shows.
So maybe initially I was kind of like yeah I'm not I'm not sure I feel about that but
it is unique.
Like no one else.
Like the only one I can think of that went off with a giant ass bang was Firefly which
did a movie.
Yeah.
You know what I mean.
Like TV shows usually just kind of go like yeah okay and then we're wrapping it up.
Yeah like nobody's ever going to beat Bob Newhart.
Right.
The Newhart.
It was the second Bob Newhart show where he he fucking gets hit with a golf ball and
he wakes up at the ending of the first show that he ever did with a different life.
I have a weird dream.
It's like oh there was this beautiful blonde and then it's like what do you mean a beautiful
blonde.
You can always just go Sopranos on it.
And lastly I got the class I got my finally set up classic Xbox fully loaded with all
the fun stuff.
Yeah that's why you want to talk about this.
No.
And it was just it was a fun little little trek to find out where online I can find somebody
that is ready for this.
It's ready for you.
Ready for me.
Find a less than genuine Xbox.
Right.
An original Xbox that is which is like modded and trekked trekked tricked out with like
the skull decal.
The skull decal.
You know and all the crazy shit.
What was your other option for a decal.
Hold on.
You might think that if Willie would call me and say hey which of these Xbox should I
get.
I would have said the skull ones but no the one you should have caught you is just cash
money.
That was the better option.
Yeah.
Dollar bills.
I might need to go.
I might need to go get that.
Get a backup Xbox return this one but this was a fucking like like okay you get in contact
I get in contact with the sky and I see the list and he's got the full list everything's
there.
It's like okay from the get go it's like this Greek dude that's just in his apartment with
a stack of these things and he's like a true Xbox bro.
Right.
And he's just like yo okay what games you want bro.
Right.
What do you got.
I got the list here for you.
I got every split or sub bro.
I got like okay.
You know most tough people that go to visit like you know random apartments for things
there are to be some sort of paraphernalia that they're trying to get or some type of
entertainment or something a little more insidious but we are the group that go in there's a guy
that's like I got all the splint of cells man.
I know man to talk to about an Xbox.
I got squeakers.
Yeah.
And he's like I got blinks.
He's got the he's got the default list he's like if you want to change the file you let
me know and whatnot.
So I'm like yeah okay I'm like get me a Panzer Dragoon get you know some weird stuff and
then he's like so what's this Panzer Dragoon shit what's that all about you know he's
asking about like some Japanese games and stuff I'm like oh it's pretty cool it's like
oh yeah I know I never got into that shit bro you know and it's like and I'm like you
can make space get rid of like MK Deception he's like bro Deception you want me to delete
yo are you serious?
Are you serious?
Hold on a minute.
Are you serious?
Hold on a minute.
Why do you want me to delete that though?
Are you serious?
Yeah yeah he's like why do you want me to delete that.
Okay I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm like well I'm like no no no he's like wait I'm sorry.
But he's kind of yeah he's like I'm a passionate guy okay I'm a passionate guy about this
shit bro like I love this guy you gotta have the good games bro.
Well I hope you basically said we have a copy of it I was fucking loving this guy right
like and at one point at one point he calls me back and he's like this after you're gone
this is this is this is like like after we talk and get the whole thing and he's like
and he's like okay so yo like I noticed that like you don't have that many sports games
on the list.
I understand you know that might not be your thing but yo okay listen listen there's this
game hard hitters MLB I swear to god bro you gotta play this game so this isn't even him
trying to hustle you he's like I'm worried about your game choices because they seem
a little lame.
I know I know a lot about games bro and I'm gonna help you play this is an astoundingly
high quality of service your list isn't good enough.
You need to have this game I'm telling you.
Yo man I love volleyball yeah I love volleyball though right and he's like he starts like
he says getting into like some of the choices and it's just like I'm telling you like this
is what you need I don't want to I'm not I'll take it off if you want if you tell me give
me the word I'll take it off bro but I'm leaving it there for now just try it just try it okay
alright alright alright fine so I see you put something called Shanmue you want to take
that off bro no like that you ought to put the NFL man you NFL I'll get you all the NFL
games.
It was fucking great and he's like yo I got the firmware setup I changed out your DVD.
You got no brute force man where's your brute force?
Oh nobody cares about brute force man and he's just one of those guys he's just like you
go in and he's got the two fucking pit bulls in the house there he's like don't mind them
don't mind them.
I also have a dollar signed to Kyle's or something.
You know it was just it was just the greatest fucking time and I'm like this.
We should have this guy over on the podcast.
Yeah.
We're not doing him justice you know and like like he's getting a call back you know he's
buckfaced now.
When I was ready he called like I was gonna go pick it up initially he called me back
he said bro I fucked it up I was trying to get you some extra shit on there and I accidentally
formatted everything I'm gonna need some more time and I was like yo it's cool it's
cool I get to talk to you for longer we get to hang out take your time.
It's the Zast customer service thing I've never experienced.
He's like there's this mod where you can get like a remote to turn it on from a distance
bro you don't have to set anything up and then you put in the three digits for the game
you want to boot.
Boots right to the thing bro I'm telling you would say.
That's actually pretty solid.
I'm like that's pretty good.
Yeah that is pretty useful.
It's alright man.
That means you want to that means when we turn the thing on we have the big fucking like
binder of co-op.
Yeah.
You know man if you want to talk to me anytime just add me on ICQ bro ICQ.
It was a caricature you know and he's at one point he straight up was like so you mentioned
your other friend has an Xbox you guys sometimes play these games and there's not too many people
out there that still care about this shit I would love to maybe hang out or do something
like that sometime.
He straight up gave the offer and I'm like yeah man I'll talk to my friends we'll see
what's up.
You know what this is this is young man have a name.
His name is Ari.
Ari.
Yeah yeah yeah.
Come over and play Dino Crisis 3.
Play Dinosaur Hunting.
Dinosaur Hunting.
That would blow his mind.
That's the fine shit.
I made a friend man.
I made a friend.
That's good.
That's a good story.
I made a friend.
I'm sorry I kind of jumped the gun.
No no that took a while so just by all means what else did you do?
Yeah like I said I finished off friends and when you look at we started like mid like
season 3 or something so let's just go from there and then when I looked at you know there's
usually a flashback episode and I just realized that the early 90s like 94-95 the 90s had
nothing going on.
No one knew what to wear.
They're super weird.
Like it's the most eclectic like not the 80s not what you think of the 90s the 90s I think
of hip hop I think of you know like I think of mom jeans and like pastel windbreakers.
Sort of but that's also kind of 80s but the early 90s they had no idea what to wear like
Chandler just wore vests.
Who?
Yeah.
Chandler.
Yes.
Sorry Mr. Kakaroach.
We're far enough from the 90s that the 90s look weird like the 80s did when we were
like 15.
Oh yeah.
Well there's that back in the early 90s party that they had.
Yeah that's true.
You know there's all kinds of shit.
Fucking basketball pull off pants with the buttons on the sides.
Wearing your jeans backwards.
Come on.
I don't know if I can go back and watch this episode because I'm just looking at them like
honey Rachel I can't believe you're trying to pull this off.
You can't.
So I finished off that and I also this is a weird thing about me but I think I told Liam
about this but I love the show House Hunters.
Yeah.
Like the TLC show or not TLC like my parents.
I love watching idiots especially young couples go in and have these dumb lists of the most
unrealistic.
I need a heated pool.
I need granite countertops.
I need amazing lighting.
I need four bedrooms.
I have a hundred thousand dollars.
Yeah go.
This is a this is a.
I need to have a hedge base.
This is a thing where they just get shown three houses usually one that the man likes
or the other person the couple likes one that they both like and one that's kind of a mix.
Guess what the other thing I'm Pat will be happy to know about this.
I've watched the show.
If someone has a dog the dog will win out.
Yeah.
It could be a large backyard.
It could be a million dollars.
They can't afford it.
If it's the one with the large backyard for the dog the dog will fucking win every time
sure it'll put them in abject poverty and they won't be able to afford it.
The dog's backyard always wins.
My favorite really happy for five years.
My favorite part of that show is I've watched about 10 of them I guess because every time
I go to see my folks like it's always on TLC is on the background.
They know where it's at and like every now like I want to say a third of all episodes
you get the thing of the wife had or the wife or the husband has the list like that
but the other one doesn't and the other one doesn't give a fuck and they're like oh man
look at this place it's got grand countertops it's amazing and then they're like man it's
pretty expensive it's pretty expensive no we'll just we'll just work more hours don't
we?
No.
How about we try a different house and then they see a different house and now the other
person's like hey this is pretty affordable it's pretty nice but yeah but the other one
though you can just work more hours and think of all the granite we're sacrificing.
You can see the marriage just start to disintegrate it's amazing.
Is there a name for this era of trash reality that's based on career like it's always existed
though.
I want to say it's reality TV because there's shows that do it differently where they play
up drama really hard but then this one is more like we're kind of you know we're selling
it a little bit.
But like the reality boom when the dust settled what was left was the shows that were like
following a profession.
It's still booming.
But what I mean is you don't have like random there's no Temptation Island anymore.
But there's Duck Dynasty.
Now it's Ice Road Truckers Duck Dynasty.
People in a career doing a thing right after this show the whatever the stupid pawn shop
thing is.
That's right after this show is the one that's talking to house hunters or whatever there's
usually one right after it's I forget the name but it's Canadian it's about this bald
guy who's a contractor loving her list it no no I know Mike or something not Mike not
the big guy Mike but he's like small he's got bald head and he's like a Canadian guy
and he just contracts out and helps rebuild their homes and the whole show the whole
show is people will call it's like hey we have we need a contract job and he's like
okay we're just gonna like near how it's done level show you how what we're gonna do to
this house the whole process and 80% of them are like wow people built your house really
fucked up check this shit out don't buy a house with this in it fucking house fall apart
and that said really they had the show about gypsies like I think it's still ongoing sure
you know like sure everyone's still eligible for a reality show and like you know when
you think about a woolly art our stuff is basically a reality show so they when you
even have that fifth guy editing it to make us look extra catty and this is like you're
just graphing them one by one online like now that they're all on Netflix like a season
or something because it feels so weird for a show like that to be on demand no I know
used to that I demanded but but reality shows when we were working on murdered I think I
listened to every episode of Hell's Kitchen and shopped just in the background wow that explains
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those princess bride cards to a friendly outing and then no one wanted to play cards because they
just wanted to watch the pack yeah fight but I could have played cards with them while I brought
the super fight game to an outing and we played super fuck you it was fun it was very fun and
so I don't know who it was but someone ran off with the desirable copy of ready player one that
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go in a couple and there's one that's like from I think not Seattle but I don't know St. Louis
or Louis say whatever um and they're the most hipster couple ever like we need a weird space
and they stare at the camera I'm like okay and then the the realtor shows them that we like this
used to be a butcher slaughterhouse but it's nice but it's weird it's architecture is a little like
this but even stranger it's all weird and they're like because it wasn't built to be a home it wasn't
built to be a home show us homes that were never homes yeah and then they go okay like a remodeled
church or something yeah so they go how about this and they're like this is really strange I don't
really know about this but it's almost too weird and the realtor is like what okay well what about
this and they're like oh how about this firehouse there's the pole right over there and they're like
this has too much room oh that's a winner right there that's so good and then they go well this is
also the least amount of your budget this costs like a hundred thousand your budgets like whatever
they're like I don't know then show them another weird space and the realtor is like I don't know
what they want and this is the weirdest thing they take the firehouse of course they do and they
complain we don't know what to fill it with though I don't I don't get it there's one couple that the
guys I I want a guy goes I want to fix her upper I want something nasty that I can do my project
then the girl goes I want a finished house that I can live in I want to fix her upper and he looks
at a wall and goes I'd be great if there was no window there and I could put in a window
what do you want you want your imagination motherfucker and then I complain about this on
Twitter there's a guy that's like I don't want to pull and his wife is like I want to pull and his
two kids go I want to pull you are a fucking heel well you gotta take care of the pool but the guy
looks like looks like um uh the super nerd um John Carmack he looks like John Carmack he goes I
don't want to pull but I need a workshop for when I make my inventions motherfucker get your fucking
family a pool his wife is super hot too I really want to pull you are fully marked in your shows
are fully marked in because you know they tell these guys okay what's the deal what's the conflict
all right turn that up to 11 of course yeah but this guy was like it's so much upkeep and you know
pool is a bit of upkeep but his wife and his two children who are like hey you're telling them
so marked out yeah he went right back to marking out he's like he's like he's like he's like I kind
of don't feel like taking care of pool on camera pool when I die some guys off screen telling me to
dial it up this is the kind of thing Matt's marking out this is the kind of attitude that
made me stop watching Pawn Stars to waste my life is because every episode of Pawn Stars and every
episode of this is they're all exactly the same yeah I comes in as a hey so I got this rare thing
oh man that's uh that'd be uh if that's genuine that'd be worth a lot of money hold on let's call
him the expert call him the fake expert oh yeah this is a fucking fake uh this is a piece of
shit uh okay so I'll give you 80 cents well I'm really happy that I got an appraisal so I know
yeah I just want to go this is actually worth $5,000 and the person gets super happy and they're
like I'll give you 20 bucks for it and then the fucking Pawn Stars asshole is like I'll give you
you pay me and I'll take it and they're like but the guy just told me he's like oh but dude you
have to help me out I work at Game Buzz it's only worth it's only worth that I'm just criticizing
a Pawn Shop for operating like a Pawn Shop I know I'm just saying that the person always gets
disappointed when the guy did you watch the episode where they had the fucking monster truck robot
that's like a giant dragon and it could pick up cars and break them down and they tried to sell
truckasaurus to him but it was it was actually too much money for the mind the mind is because it
breeds fire and shit it's only worth that money if we can find a buyer I know it works but I'm just
making a comment oh yeah oh yeah everyone doesn't understand I got a solid gold Lincoln letter
covered in uh platinum and moon dust from the moon landing uh well that's too expensive we can't
sell that I'll give you I'll give you this pop tart I'll come on you're taking this out of it
the last the last two things that's meant to be taken out of it but I like that show can I have
everyone kind of likes it not even a pop tart with frosting no not even just the play the last two
things that you played uh Titan Souls and uh Chroma Squad right yeah uh I played two games on steam
one called Westerado Double Barrel I saw that one yeah just uh it's by Adult Swim right or
published by Adult Swim uh take the visuals of Hyper Light Drifter and mix it with Sunset Riders
like the Konami game so Sunset Riders well overhead kind of Sunset Riders feel less pretty
okay the pixel art of of Hyper Light and their overhead camera but it's super super good it's
really like overwhelm like you know you feel really good on steam when the reviews it says those
magical worlds overwhelmingly positive here's all I need to know describe the controls it's uh like
it's yeah just you need three keyboards it's overhead so you're moving just the controller
what what is the layout it's like shoot stick twin stick no not twin stick it's a bunch of sticks
well there's a you can put them so whatever you want but shoot button what else not twin stick
okay you walk and you shoot in the direction you're walking I don't know what you want from me
sorry I'm like is there a shoot and then a roll or and then a reload switch I'm I didn't get super
into it I don't know if that's a fun lock okay like other gun thing like I'm just because like the
type of game like that just getting the button layout is like you get a good idea for like what
kind of game you're gonna get yeah like top kind of shooter but all right all right it's super good
and the other one is uh I told Pat about this a few months ago because but it came out officially
today guns gore and cannolis yeah which is a straight up contra game in the 1930s where you play
as me because the main character has this gigantic jaw and a black beard and it and he's kind of
pudgy and he's wearing like a 1930s gangster outfit and it's all of me and Pat's impersonations of
that type of character he's like hey come on cannolis breadsticks and you just shoot guys
and it's just a very simple johnny rigatoni's adventures and there's a million different
animations for how every guy on screen dies electrocuted boiled in like hot water shot
shot on the head knife to death things crush him and it's also like it's a it's a shooter it's like
2d shooter like straight like from left to right you can also put in four johnny rigatoni's at the
same time nice then it becomes absolute madness with different suit colors it's different shades of
suits uh it's super fun we should take a look at it sometime because it was just like that it
writes itself it was really really fun really solid game so cool that's what I played this week
liam i finished daredevil that was a fucking good show you were almost the whole like way
through the movie i was like i'll pick up a newspaper and say hell's kitchen yeah just do that just
throw me a bone yeah it's going down the hell's kitchen that was really good kingpin was
fucking great yeah i had the uh the finale it was great yeah why okay is there some sort of mix
no a lot of people dislike the finale no that's great it's it's a really well well done choice
yeah you know and he only wears the suit for like seven minutes and that is great exactly i can't
wait for any people hate the suit too much they have a perfect out to make a slightly nicer suit
or worse suit yeah next time around i can't wait to watch season two yep um i wanted to play broken
age this week uh but for whatever reason i didn't really have the time to play it but i did sit down
and watch the second to last episode of the the backer video thing and there's a 50 something
minutes long i i am telling you if you not you if you listen to this podcast have any interest in
how the sausage is made of video games watch it it's not you know obviously they're not going down
to the code level and saying okay this does this but i have never seen any video series that is as
good a representation of this while still being incredibly entertaining to watch all right like
this is your like eighth pimp of this stuff i know i'm it's i love it i have to take you up on it
like i keep saying yeah just forget yeah i have to write it down right now and then ask like to
remember is that how it's really is yeah you go yeah it's it's pretty spot on and this one was
this one was the sad one before the final yeah there's one last episode that still has you
that's right and this is this is where you work at a fun place where people crack jokes and tim
shaffer's there it's not where you work at the ea like fucking like the slaughter factory no ideas
and even you know even if you hate like broken age and tim shaffer because 3.3 million dollars dank
memes whatever just check it out it's still really really good so you know whatever um i played a little
bit of omega quintet which was a game we spoke about at length in our games of april video did
we uh yeah we did i loved it it was your favorite game in there dude my memory i know it was one of
those games we kept asking you what is that we forgot to do games of may that was really embarrassing
when i'm looking at my twitter and it's like may 4th it's like are you guys doing a games of may
like oh me and woolly had to realize he realized that you pointed it to me yeah i brought it up in
the 30th yeah and then we just didn't follow it it's it's gonna happen we're idiots that's the rule
i played that a little it's it's good compile heart schlock i don't recommend it did you just say good
schlock no you know it's schlock but it's tasty you're like i really like this flavor of schlock i
don't know who you are anymore like like watermelon candy um if you like the flavor
then yeah that's exactly what i know what good tasting schlock is is the the little banana candies
you know the ones that are rubbery no it's like when you're walking you're a vat and it's dripping
and you you taste it and you're like yeah it's good and you just keep tasting yeah you see dripping
yeah but it's a dry heat exactly it might be slurm it's yeah it might be slurm whatever it is
it's good tasting schlock i don't recommend it but like if you like their shitty games you'll enjoy
it i i wish good jrpgs could exist again well they're they happen they're coming they happen
you're right they happen now and then can't wait for zeno persona yeah whatever watch it i was oh man
seeing max stream fucking zeno blade with fucking Simmons on translation duty reading a
sheet was crazy i'm sure that's i don't know how people do that i don't know how people do that
like just i'm gonna just read the sheet when people are talking on the tv screen like it's
horrible i i don't know what are you gonna say i mean it's a talent you pick up when you learn
other languages i guess just deals with it yeah i know and if you care enough i know i don't
god pat just doesn't read it he just yeah exactly yeah perfect i have fucking my no hit run of
tales of visperia ps3 i've got like maybe 60 pages of third strike like faq frame data all that
shit printed out from back in the dreamcast flipping through it yeah like a madman yeah and
the soft resetting whenever anyone asks you a question because because we cared yeah that's it
it's like if you care you'll go through the lengths what did you print out back in the day i printed
out like a 500 page ff7 walkthrough of course you but fucked up the formatting when i copied it into
a text file so don't copy it over it was completely say that it was so it was so fucked up and i still
used it in its hyper fucked up state well i have i have that printed out so i'll fax it to you and
then you'll have it perfect you know i the time for printing is over i'll fax it to you man printing
is that whole hat it's it's easier to find when you have dot matrix paper because then it's all
connected yeah it's great man it would be trouble if anyone had any of our fax numbers people would
just send us we don't have a fax i do i do i have a fax machine totally does i have three fax
machines stacked on top oh well it's called the ultra fax oh okay okay business business thing
still uses it yeah no business business thing still uses it it's nothing that beats a fax machine
sign it now fax it how's your week pat no fuck off my week was all actually it's
asked for a i couldn't tell if you were winding down or not i'm sorry i just stole the topic i'm
sorry i didn't know i didn't see i was an honest mistake so there's just one other thing and it's
just like a really little thing i didn't mean to steal that's okay that's okay uh it's always
i'm not your woolly yeah it's my fault no it's my fault it's just finally one little feature of one
little game that i think is really really smart and could be applied to other games really well
so neck right oh my god i went back there no you're not doing this no don't give me that attitude
every day rise every day just as good every day that we're walking home from mats on the podcast
this dude leaders something to say about to be fair to be fair on the days for real on the air it's
been months yeah you get you get one so i played it for a little while and the last time i played
it was at launch right and at launch i kind of played it before any of my friends did and so i
didn't get to experience the multiplayer feature which is really really good so the multiplayer
feature of knack is there's these treasure chests all over the game and they drop random items in a
gashapon style of like 50 and the deal is you can pick the item you got in the chest or the item
your friend got in the chest and so whenever i open a chest i get to look at the item and then all my
friends what they got in all of that play in the neck there was like six on my friends list wow okay
and and well as i get further in the game less and less of them okay yeah um and you get to pick
whichever gashapon item you want from either what you got or what they got really fun non-simultaneous
co-op multiplayer something like that exactly and it's the kind of thing where like i think
castlevania order of ecclesia has random chests that could be applied there perfectly that any
game with random that reminds me you're not taking it away from your friend you just have the
you just take my face on it's not quite the same but that reminds me of how it was explained to me
a long time ago how chests in dota worked is say you would have a gold chest you have a gold
key that would open it it would there are a million items in dota right but it would tell you it's
going to be one of these eight items and here's their percentage chances to draw so you'd be like
well there's a thing that i actually really want in here as well so it's worth it for me to open this
one and it's not quite the same but yeah doing weird goofy shit with chest drops sounds interesting
no exactly and like it's just a good seamless multiplayer integration no no bullshit really
no signing up for anything it's just it's just there yeah i just have other options no i think i'm
i'm definitely a fan of like fun non-simultaneous multiplayer uh with the hard exception of the
wea version of rock revolution which you may or may not be aware the multiplayer mode i know so many
people have tested that that's crazy the only multiplayer they could have handled was uh going
online and playing through a stage and then putting your score up and then sending it to your friend
and then later your friend sees your score and decides to challenge it leaderboard fight and then
send it back to you directly not even leaderboard in like direct to friend guitar hero competitor
well that's kind of like i think in the later nether speed titles they had those things where it
was like your rivals and it would be pop-ups that would just happen like you did in this time and
your friend just did in this time but but wasn't leaderboard but at least at least that idea is
like it's just happening there this was like no go find the friend yeah that you want to send
your challenge to because he's the one who's going to take you up because we don't have an active
leaderboard you know like fuck there was no revolution published by Konami yeah yeah what are
yeah so anyone out there making games with random chests think about that this is really fun all of
you out there it's a good feature there's like 30 people out there total and none of them listen
to this podcast the description i feel like something like that would fit into like a roguelagacy
kind of game yeah i can see that yeah no absolutely like there's there's a lot of games where it would
totally yeah and a game like roguelagacy you get like a list of like 100 items that your friends
got because so many people played that game yeah exactly yeah that'd be really cool mm-hmm pat
yo dude my week was awesome i'll spare you most of it because the vast majority of my week was uh
like romantic smoochy time with the missus who's in town and you had a great time with you this week
yeah i know right the vast majority of your week was two days oh no it was five days of
shit was it five yeah really i thought you were going on for thursday sunday oh that's four days
whatever i can't math fuck off uh and that and her and my mom teaming up to make fun of me how
much of that do you guys deal with because every time it's like are you guys teamed up and i can't
fight this none zero oh well okay well a little bit not much because like my mom like looks forward
to it she's like oh man i'm gonna get to burn you so hard burn that asshole oh okay uh but
fucking great time i did play a bunch of games but not for any significant length of time yeah last
week i talked about how what am i gonna be doing on the watch pat i don't know i just want wichard
to come out i'm gonna play a bunch of bullshit and be miserable and that's what i did so let's
fucking break it down i fucking re-subbed and quit oh yeah at that 14 i got that within 12 hours
could you get your money back no i paid the 14 dollars it was totally worth it uh what a great
game what a totally fucking scratch that itch what a fantastic game and i was playing as a tank and
i was having tons of fun and then i got to level 11 and it said hey go on a guild test which is
like an instance where it teaches you how that's the bit where you unplug your computer and throw it
out the way that's where it teaches you how to play as a party yeah and in the very first time that
i played as a party as the tank i almost died because the healer wasn't healing me and i said
fuck this fuck this whole genre i hate it why can't like i said throw the computer out the window
don't scratch the itch have the skin surgically removed like why can't every mmo just be early
era wow up to level 47 where you could just solo the whole game i hate having to team up with people
in animal hate it it's the worst it's the worst part it's the ass it makes me stop playing every
time are you serious yes yeah okay okay serious it dude it's the worst every fucking time it's like
i know how to be a tank or a dps and not a healer example it's an mmo yes but i want there are no
shut up it's an mmo i want the massive world and i like the other people i know woolly woolly i want
them to woolly woolly i can't shut up shut up here's what i want here's what they want i love
maybe i read about this but i hate beating no hold on it's very simple name me a replacement
single player rpg with a world that i've been detailed the reckoning no no it's not that big
this is what i want i want them to rip out all the people and all the all the dungeons that require
multiple people and i want them to balance it for one person and i want it to be an absurdly gigantic
like play super rpg that's i will i will pay $250 for grand theft auto modded elder scrolls
i that's why i play grand theft auto but it's not enough would you want size no i want the gameplay
to just cause so no you have to play the dawn hack games on kids too so that's it so there was that
experience there was as matt mentioned trying to play gta 5 and going this isn't enough this isn't
enough and i'm even dropping whales not even dudes i i gotta say by the way because uh you're
really relevant to this story uh i played gta 5 last week for the first time i have come to realize
you know what i said about watchdogs every realistic open world game to me is a fun vampire yeah i
you just hate the whole job i just and i didn't think i hated it but i can't stand it yeah i can't
play for more than half an hour i get so bored sleeping dogs is like sleeping dogs no actually
i like sleeping dogs because it has cool combat yeah that's good uh so i was part of gta 3 to me
was just listening to the uh sure yeah i yeah i but gta 5 is weird i cannot get the volume on the
radio loud enough because there's no separate volume toggle for the radio so you have to turn
down the sound effects yeah the car engine noise is so loud didn't have to put the dialogue it's
weird uh i ended up playing first person is it loud i i ended up playing uh like a good uh hour
and a half of the pc version of valkyrie chronicles uh because i was looking through the thing and the
girlfriend says oh what's that so that's valkyrie chronicles she says well what's that so i'll show
you that game's amazing right and you ever you ever be in a position where something didn't hit you
you didn't notice it but someone else did and then them noticing it you realize is the normal reaction
and then you're and then you're non noticing it is the weird one did you get to the deal with edy is
that what so no no the beginning of valkyrie chronicles it is this like yay it's world war two
kind of time sketching bugs and i'm anime girl look to tells and then the next scene it's to
steve bloom as a imperial soldier kicking a pregnant woman to the floor and like we're gonna
fucking exterminate you fucking pigs ah we're gonna murder your baby and then right that oh we
got a little pig mascot yeah we're gonna take it's like and then you talk to a party member like
i can't believe you have that fucking darks and filth on our team i get less accurate when i'm
near them because i'm so seething with races hatred yeah and it's it's like constant and
her friend was like what the fuck is this game like i don't know i did never noticed the wild
incongruous nature well if you don't like that there's a game for you and it's valkyrie chronicles
too okay is it okay that game fucking sucks it's yeah yeah here what a step dance like guys of
arcadia character still in it yeah they're totally uh in the second one the first one there i'm by
single beard yeah vice is cool i have a full skies faq printed out at home yeah 300 pages
massive i'm glad we've all done this in a binder you have to it's it's so weird like there's a
shot like oh no the windmill blew up you see the the villagers running and the soldiers advancing
you're like okay and then it cuts to the shoulders soldiers gunning down all the civilians in this
painterly anime Miyazaki style it's so weird it's that game's the weirdest and i never noticed
until somebody pointed out i fucking freaked me out pretty colorful for war i know it's so it's so
pastel and and stencil drawing and shit and like oh you let's go get the gun oh i'm dead at least
it's fucking bizarre like everyone was like oh advance words are really colorful and then when
they did uh the gray portrait of ruin portrait not portrait of ruin that's a castle
those games were right next to each other in my little uh ds box thing that had the you know
and then a lot of people just go yeah days of ruin the gray unfun one yeah i like that one a lot
no i don't fucking love you guys it's still great yeah like some people are like i like the design
he goes the best so i played can be pretty cool too you know that game was download only in japan
really i don't know the dsi it was dsi we're only in japan weird uh i played one more game and i
did one more thing uh i played i i talked to lima about this a while ago like how there's games
that you adore but they're gone now and no matter and no matter what you do you're never
going to get them back so for me in particular it's day of defeat 1.3 not sourced sourced it
and i mentioned it last week and it's like well uh me and lima had a long conversation about this
yeah or it's like what the fuck are you supposed to do even if i abuse my twitter account right
and just say hey everybody i'm making a day of defeat server everyone come on in the game's a
anyone can run it right what's going to happen i'm going to run into people who suck
who had never played it and it's like woolly imagine no one heard about third strike her
third strike was gone you know i have everybody come to my house and play third strike and people
just walked off on the off the street to play third strike with you would you have fun no because
you'd stop all over them you want competition so i mentioned this this this this this problem
on twitter and some and then like so you should check out the server list i go to all zeros like
if the game is actually just dead like it's it's completely well i mean what you probably need
to do there is find the community yeah and hang out with them so uh in i like okay every server
under my criteria which are not stringent not password protected not empty there's nothing
there's absolutely nothing somebody finally got a hold of me said there's this server this server
has nine people on it that's not a lot those servers go up to 32 people but fuck it yeah
i can you play a game you can play a game with 10 people and you know those nine people are on
there for a while if they're running a fucking 24-7 avalanche server this far into the future yes
so i go in there and playing it like wow not only am i playing it i'm i'm not only did not get rusty
i'm better than ever i'm like at 32 10 in kd and then the guy who mentioned the the server
list to me comes in and is like oh man this server is great wait a second pat these are all bots and
go no no no no no they have pings they have pings though this is dude their pings aren't changing
and then and then a guy on the server says well they're not all bots there's three of us here
oh and that's why i was like smoking it because i'm fighting against fucking counterstrike bots
and i played for maybe 45 minutes and i'm like man i still know all the map x points on avalanche
i know how to get into the spawn looking and it's like but against bots you know how to kill that
bot against bots it's against bots it's like everyone who's playing this game should know that
on avalanche on the axis side there's a little hole that you can climb into next to the window
that shoots out on the thing that you can watch people run out of their spawn and just blow them
away and you can jump in between this series of addicts and be all hype and seek and and
pre-out actively stall them so they can't get to the flags but the bots just run past you and you
shoot them in the back that's not what i want no and it's gone it's gone forever it will never
come back i will never get it back and there's nothing to be done so if you if anyone has that
game out there unless you have those people in your life just give up and leave it as a memory
just give up because it's going to be gone i'd rather have had nothing than have played this sham
but i didn't even get to play saints i didn't even get to play my fucking or flash my two
favorite fucking maps oh i when we were a member pat i did tell you you can reach out to your
wide community and say hey i need you guys to practice and you can come and come back and you
can revive it yourself i played that game every night for three hours for like five years well
you better get started no one's no and i wasn't even that good no one's gonna have the fucking
patience to do that when i when i got mech or your two working for mech a week like at one
point i just went over to the multiplayer screen and just stared at it and got sad because you
couldn't just got you can be sad yeah no you can load in with bots yeah and and it's bullshit
that's it i could run my own private server on my fucking pc now but no one's gonna join it
mario kart ds as well it's like wow really can't play that on that so that that was a huge but no
more good competition because if you just snake you win and and just and there's no other people
to snake with prop problem so probably probably the weirdest thing that i ran into doing this is
there used to be an old trick slash glitch where you couldn't cook grenades in day of defeat well
you could do is throw them straight at the floor and pick them up and use the throw pretty
outback function in order to manually cook them but the frame rate that my the game is running at
now on my computer i can't actually do it anymore because it's running at like 400 frames a second
or something and it bummed me out like you used to run forward and by the time you get to the
first sandbag on avalanche you throw your pineapple you pick it up you throw it directly into that
hole in the wall and you kill two guys same thing every fucking match and now i can't do it while
moving and like it totally bummed me out so that was a horrible experience now that being said did
you guys see the big packy out flight did you watch it no no so i recently and well you did too
watch depot so i was like yeah boxing right so i went over but no hold on wait for it wait for it
so i go over you got tricked go to a friend's place for dinner it's like you know the bunch of
couples that kind of thing uh we have dinner and then uh my friend says yo the packy out fights
gonna be on in like an hour oh yeah okay boxing's cool that's a big fight let's watch the packy
out boxing yeah so it's it's uh uh me and my girlfriend and uh and a bunch of my friends
sitting on these couches like talking watching thanks for writing us yeah fuck up uh same thing
every time we'd say that's okay that's okay fine uh i understand now uh but and we're all
sitting there and it's the first fight it's russian guy against a Puerto Rican guy who has a i'm
russian guy it's like the ford the first match is a fucking like title match for the feather
weight and it's like this is just like epo right so then we're watching the second so we're watching
the second match oh i don't even remember who's fighting because i look over and my girlfriend
is underneath my arm asleep and i look over to the right and my friend is asleep and then i look at
the tv and i realized a weird amount of time has passed which means i was asleep and the tv
and then when once we all wake up because i'm like oh we should watch the stream is dead because
we're not watching it but uh and then it's like oh okay and then we all just went home and didn't
see the pack-out fight because it turns out no one actually cares about pausing
even even the guy who was like yo let's watch the fight yeah was like kind of nodding off and
doing dishes instead of watching the fight i know is that guess what you missed mayweather
like literally described as a turtle get ready for the next clinch clinch clinching and clinched it
out and won somehow by decision by decision to 12 rounds though but still you know what says
everything the fucking title match the very first match ended with when the guy took a body blow
like the single punch to the stomach took a knee and then stayed on his knee for the 10 count
and then got up and looked confused and was did you just throw the fight did you did did i just in
my first boxing match that i've ever seen in my life really obvious did i just see a very obvious
dive in the eighth round because shit the main thing you're looking at twitter is that boxing
sucks i saw lots of people like jubilee and some other like personalities just going wow this sucks
yeah i wasted a hundred dollars in this fucking fight and it wasn't entertaining people i've seen
never talk about boxing just saying it sucks and i never hear boxing stuff yeah no that's the thing
too is that and a lot of people going like um like uh l ufc's way better and then some other people
coming out and going every you guys should know that boxing is a technical sport and so on but
like yeah no apparently just wasn't entertaining i want to see the americans ribs explode in slow
motion and and not when there's this much money on the line and this many egos coming to headbutt
um and like you can just go watch floyd mayweather's punch out summary video which is on youtube now
great which sums the whole thing up in a nice little uh eight-bit video the two twitter pictures
one from floyd mayweather where it shows a gigantic jumbo private jet that's his and he goes welcome
to my world and then it shows pekeo is or whatever thank you thank you and it shows him in his car
with his family saying i hope i do well god bless that's the difference and then takya's mom is doing
her voodoo curses hang the ring uh the jagger tooth you should just do in the middle the the mayweathers
punch out video starts with them putting in the code to go fight right to bear the right away
and like before the fight starts you get to a black screen which is here pat you can see this
to fight floyd do you agree to wear his gloves fight at the mgm be tested daily get less money
than him not be in your prime stay in the hotel basement sell tmt t-shirts and no rematch and
then you select no and it shoots you back to the title screen yeah that's right i know all these
things so good times yeah oh what a what a fucking now you know i'm surprised you didn't know
just like an entire room of people falling asleep during a fight a fucking fight the best the best
part about that entire thing is the shot of uh las vegas on airport um parking lot where everyone's
jets were backed into like a full capacity thing where they were they were parked like
with the wings making upside down v's and v's next to each other right you know what i mean as
wow crammed full parking why are you in mayweathers entourage you don't belong here go away jimmy
kimmel go back to fighting matt daemon do it all right so yeah let's just great week but man boxing
is the worst because we it both spoiled us yeah the anime version of a sport is always going to be
more dramatic and super powered this prince tennis is super good let me watch this andre agacy
or serena william slaughter destroy this other source yeah that's not going to happen when is
charles barkley gonna do a real chaos stop when is when does barry sanders see the laser arrow
cutting through the credit defensive line as he fucking spins off of it oh my god watch nascar
it's nowhere near as exciting as initial d see this this is why i'm of i've said it on this podcast
before and i'm gonna keep saying it until it happens i fully believe that we should have a new form
of sport and it's genetically enhanced drug addicts versus cyborgs this is what i want this is a good
business plan i want mutin ly remember australia had those battle suits yeah oh that's yeah that one
looks promising but i want them to be fucking sky high on myth or super bad i'm sorry brennan
williams but your job would be way cooler with lasers and drugs involved yeah he can make it happen
i want to see arrows on the fucking field as dudes are grabbing athletes that think their limbs
will grow back yeah so they'll do it so they'll push themselves a little bit harder giant crushers
on the field in football uh we need we need hands bow jackson are you just holding on to the ball
hey bow jackson i think you should change your first name to bones and become a skeleton you
yeah yeah oh it's jackson this is counting good good week for games good week for games better than
last week got some stuff got some stuff yeah last week was the bummerist uh so yeah the huge story
is ukulele banjo-kazooie spiritual successor hit all of its stretch goals in the first day in the
first minute and a half the fastest kickstarter ever so uh we got everyone loves banjo-kazooie we got
mighty number nine uh we've got broken age and i guess wasteland would be eternity wasteland
yeah yeah up up in those successes or for big money instant successes oh okay like a blam oh
shit y'all adventure open out a run open the gates and black friday yeah shadow run did really
so i like how they did all but both shadow runs that's the other ones they honestly didn't know that
they'd do all their stretch goals that fast so they were just like what what are you tell us what are
stretch goals and people are like dk rap okay yeah yeah yeah and then you see the guy uh grant
kurt cope who's like yeah he said we'll make four sim to make a new dk rap because he was the guy that
did the original gk rap the gk rap and he goes i like how they put that as a tear without ever
asking me i almost live down the original there's a lot of stretch goals that you get the feeling
like that with attorneys like we're gonna force chris avalon to play our conan like i don't think
he wanted to play our conan so the one thing they just added last night was like we're catchable
that's what i was about to say that totally that's probably my favorite like one of my favorite
stretch goals i've ever heard and anything is we're just gonna score the game instead yeah like
that's nuts that's super cool it's at the point where you're like is this music gonna be as good
as tropical freeze maybe all that is it's david wise yeah it's all about the tucky kunk country
composing exactly it's like all that is like let's just use money to make this thing that we were
always gonna do yeah better yeah because that like yeah that sounds a lot like the like they were
were they always gonna make this and this is just to add shit to it or or what i think i think
those characters were gonna be support characters in the new banjo kazooie okay but that didn't
work out and so on and so forth so nothing hit me harder than because uh when the the the character
designs are for yuka and leily came out we kind of talked about this we we did a video not too long
ago it's gonna take a while before that comes out that shows up but we're talking about like all these
character designs are fine that they're they're not a little plain they're they're the renders aren't
as good as the as as somebody who doesn't give a never play banjo uh no i played a little bit of
banjo so i don't care i think that these designs are nowhere near as good as banjo and kazooie's
design yeah i'm not even close it's very plain like from the color dynamic to the the space what
kind of turned me is that i'm not sure you saw that little black and white comic of of yuka and leily
waving and they're going to have fun and then you see a withered old banjo kazooie saying you guys
have fun and i was like okay no their characters are there they don't die moment yeah it orchestrated
by fans but yeah no no for sure but it made me appreciate the entire project a little bit more
because banjo kazooie like imagine if rare's game at e3 will be banjo kazooie that'll be so
how many how many my number nine ones had beck walk going off with megaman sent him on exactly
two the one with all those star megaman in the mood you know it's just like that one was over the
top it's the go-to thing the fun thing about rare though are these you know rare guys is that they
know that they kind of know that their rare's strength was never really character designs per
say you know there's some good in here some there but there aren't styles never been you know it's
like mostly the charm and the levels and all that and all their kickstarter pages like yo if you are
kick starters don't worry we'll put more eyes on them they know that their thing is putting
googly eyes on everything and they know it's stupid yeah we'll put more googly eyes on this rock
yeah googly eyes that's a rare character there we're done set it to go i you know with all the
money i i hope like part of that is uh having a few alternate models or a few alternate designs
no the n64 mode for fun stuff yeah i think i hope and i'm sure leon would agree that with
like 40 days left to go yeah that um that they probably consider putting 3ds and vita versions
out oh yeah no that's something that they can obviously spend the money to have someone else
yeah i remember saying on the first day like i really hope that's one of their playtonic
projects is a handheld thing because like i think i don't know but rare like rare always had a bit
of presence there so well they did on the gameboy yeah but you know after console versions right
i don't know what kind of a big open like level it's level based like i'm of the opinion that they
should like push it to the absolute limits of whatever these consoles can do in terms of size
so that the idea of porting them is like laughable i just know i mean i i think they can do something
i just think with like the fucking like 15 or 16 stretch goals already hit they would have
mentioned it already if they were considering no i i think but no but they come to the thing like
what else can we do but it's the context of what's matt said what matt's saying where they're already
at the point of and they have 40 days left yeah 40 days that's the context maybe maybe because i
like conquer pocket tails it was a good game oh you just mean somewhere it's been off thing
yeah oh okay now wait no wasn't that the original conquer game no that was 12 tails conquer 64 and
then they made some weird spin off after conquer no but uh pocket tails wow 64 and it was conquer is
the innocent like little cute guy man you know what i love about this kickstarter it's listed in pounds
yeah so when you see one three three four nine five six pounds that's more than the version
that's a lot that's a lot that was my good irish accent i know that joke really got flubbed
oh crikey i'm an irish man how much how much pence is it how many pence in the air anyway i i
i went from like yeah this is this project's neat i put in some money but then like the huge swell
behind it everyone going nuts for it is like what put me even more on board in a weird way i'm
surprised i did not expect that type of reaction from people i expect a success over time i think
nuts and bolts made people go oh yeah i want an actual good game i didn't i did not think that
like because i hate nuts and bolts how do i put this like i thought that adventure game people
and our like computer rpg people were way sadder and about their games dying than the banjo kazooie
people were about their character going away at least mario and some other like things here and
there have kept platformers relatively but then i guess i guess there's just way more people that
cared about banjo kazooie but just think about like a how few colorful platformer games that
also collect us on there's like mario like guess what i'm really enjoying playing knack because
there's nothing else there is nothing else and then when this comes out and hopefully it's good
you can just start to shit all over and act like the rest of us i don't even remember the argument
we had about this a while ago but like yeah the if you ever need proof in the pudding like it's
fucking there also nailing the name in one go yeah it's real hard to type into your phone
because your phone doesn't want to be part of that shit i just went to yuka and that's like every
story is just this so um so that's a great success for video games yeah meanwhile a great failure
for movies have you seen the screenshot of the suicide squad oh yeah that shit's embarrassing
i think we were both when we met all those people at the hot topic it was really embarrassing is it
that bad it's i haven't seen dude it's dude his dreams about what harley looked like are way way
worse it's what really like it's the worst harley ever the thing that i said please don't do that
they did it else they don't they made it worse than like they quadrupled down on it yeah yeah
not a bit more than exactly what she looks like in arkham asylum and arkham city but worse
well your pats that's trying to get this smith is so sad to be there oh my god just come around
knitting me a picture of it just just come around here dude he's knitting a picture i can do it
don't forget killer croc your favorite and it's also revealing everyone at the same time except for
joelka it can't get at the full screen that's the problem that's the crew and it's the bunch of guys
spend on this picture i don't know but that's how you reveal everybody there's dead shot and there's
killer crocs yeah that looks killer croc is played by adelaide just another piece of evidence that the
dcc you needs to die let's just rush into it yeah but okay we don't have eight movies like marvel
did to catch up so let's just throw out 20 characters simultaneously and put one no no
16 of suicide squad is was its own comic yeah absolutely and it's a thing but all of these
characters have history a lot of them are batman villains a lot of them are for some other things
so you're you're kind of yeah fast i can see the complaint in that characters in age of ultron
didn't get in a fucking backstory what the fuck are they gonna do for zazz in this movie so so here's
what you're looking at you're looking at a studio or not a studio a company that is being forced into
the mcu sort of competition age but they without forming marvel studios no no you're no i disagree
they're not being forced into it they are trying to crawl into it in the ugliest way possible
i remember because nothing's pushing them yeah just make a pathetic effort to get in between now and
and um um what is it 2018 i believe there's uh like five or six movies planned as well still coming
so aquaman wonder woman and all that stuff yeah the director for octa they've had no wonder woman
we didn't talk about this she just i was just gonna mention she just quit yeah so dc was saying like
well we don't want to have the overbearing like kevin phage that he says his name the the the marvel
studios like overseeing every movie we don't want a guy making sure just we know kevin phage like the
producer for for marvel studios the showrunner the guy the guy makes sure that it all fits yeah right
we don't want to have some overbearing guy walking around saying you can't do this in your movie you
can't do this in your movie you want these movies to breathe and be their own and then the fucking
director on wonder woman walks out over arguments with like the dc people because it's not fitting
what sniders shit looks like it's just it's like you know marvel had and still is failing at some
things like the tv show and uh like uh agents of shields and shit like that but they had years of
failure to years and years and years of years of years of giving their characters for other
studios and seeing who fucked up who like the heart exactly what mistakes were made like okay let's
kill the right people to get their brands back and and learning how to make good movies the hard
way not like that blind it's this weird corporate blindness where you're on your it's so big that
you're unable to tell that's a product you don't get why this product is successful or unsuccessful
exactly it's literally that did you guys read those either that stuff about what's the new
spider-man from sony was going to be he was going to be like a club dj yeah there was a way to dance
music and all sorts of shit it's sick this is wow and there's the liner look because the kids seem
really into it like that's a line wow the thing like exactly like a no actual family right they have
no idea the kids like how are these things are good or bad spider-man's a kid yeah kids like oh
that squad stop showing bad photos just don't show nothing show a trailer and maybe the trailer
will be good and make people go look in context this looks better because when I first saw this I go
hey look mystery men too don't show care about these guys don't show dead shot getting out of a car
in his pimp uniform it looks absurd or I also think of League of Extraordinary Gentlemen I just
I see a bunch of characters show up and you're just like who I don't yeah just what a tragedy or the
Avengers sorry the Avengers not the Avengers oh the Avengers yeah okay that one oh yeah oh man
it's it's not imagine if we try to get a reboot now so or show so like all debate about Jared
Lito aside it doesn't matter anymore like well we have to wait for the footage but it doesn't
matter anymore optimism is I like how you also have the new John Connor and the new Alex Murphy in
that shot oh they're in there not John Connor sorry Kyle Reese Kyle Reese is um as Rick flag I believe
no no um the new Alex Murphy is Rick flag and I don't know who the new Kyle Reese is and this was
supposed to be a star-studded movie like they're supposed to get everyone who is it who is yeah
Tom Hardy was originally going to be hardy then guess what he dropped out because he saw it you
know I guess I mean I guess they're like they're cutting their fangs on the WB on the CW rather
on the TV shows and they're using that as they're like proving grounds and it's like that's not gonna
fucking fly man anyway uh so yeah that's that's garbage uh also uh also arrows got a hot chest
yeah we missed this game last year and now it's coming back with a vengeance come on
combat core is this game that had it we played as a con recently it had a kick starter last year
sure and we completely missed the noise about it because I didn't well first of all we would have
backed the shit out of this first of all I didn't play that whatever kind of talking about I missed
this right this is news to me and what and uh my cast wasn't there okay didn't see it didn't know
but um went to go check out what's the history of this game because it's like a power stone
spiritual successor type of thing not inspired by it's not the same power stone people yeah so it's
not exactly but it's definitely inspired by it heavily and uh so this got greenlit last year
and it had a kick starter and the kick starter failed um spectacularly that sucks uh it barely
didn't get out of three digits right and um I guess some but something happened
oh right just kept working on it and they just kept working on it and now it's resurgent it's
got this new footage out um including artwork from our buddy Alex Ahad yeah right over at the
skullgirls crew and another person from udon they're both uh yeah Roboto yeah Roboto you can tell
because the quality of the character art like looks like it's like power some skyrocketed amazing
amazing character designs right the big rustler girl ember who has like power bonds in german
see like every character's art looks fucking cool yeah it looks um and her friend Takahata is playing
one of the is playing the the buruto of this show really a bruiser huh this is my first
fondness where I linked to you guys when I saw it because Takahata wrote look I'm playing the main
character oh okay blonde kid that kind of looks like Wang yeah yeah yeah Wang Tang no it is
powered up form I just uh I just uh caught it through the news you know real news feed but um
yeah so it just gets coming back and it's gotten a whole bunch of people that we're friends with
it's cool attached to it that are like it's got a really weird collection of platforms coming on
PC Wii U and Xbox one that's the weirdest selection of platforms you're right and it's really odd
and and uh so watching some of that like combat footage just seems to have you know the full on
four player powerstone type thing no good melee no gem collection but a more advanced combo system
than powerstone definitely there's some serious juggling happening uh and like bounces the other
thing I'm not sure is that all the stages just seem to be like this holographic fusion frenzy
stages fusion frenzy or uh custom robo yeah which I I hope even custom robo has more art going on
yeah this is money this is money saving stages yeah they're just they're just great there's a
little more going on yeah and I think that's that might just be a money situation yeah the
character looks so solid and and very organic looking and like nice and yeah well you're hearing
a crowd as they're fighting so much but you're not but you're not seeing yeah I get it so we'll see
but um yeah I just dropped a link to this because I'm like I completely missed this game it was
super off my radar until this moment I also saw my name I didn't really good name good name um is that
it's you know on the docket this week uh what about the arrival school no the the fucking DMC thing
that he said today in an interview no we are making DMC is going to expand and the more of you buy
DMC for SE the faster it'll happen okay so complete that's the test so we're back we're backed
no but the the important thing is they didn't say the likelihood he said the speed well they already
said this before yeah I know it was one of so all I have to do is do the thing you're already gonna do
yeah and then tell everyone like you already were going to yeah okay yeah all right can't can't wait
for uh DMC Chronicles like I just I get a personal able woolly your real shooter woolly's
Virgil lifestyle is is making DMC 5 happen naturally I like it that's good there's more
footage dude I know and it's not enough I know because the person that played that stream was
terrible it's never enough soft uh oh now I know how the fans feel yeah oh and it's you know also said
yo does anybody like rival schools I like rival schools yeah but he's that I didn't put that on
the docket for two weeks now because he said that a couple years ago that's that before the extent
of the story and also a year before that hey do you guys like darkstalkers buy darkstalkers oh
none of you bought darkstalkers and there's not yeah but it's a oh no I'm actually sad how like how
pathetic the flop was for darkstalkers yeah it came out and the sales were like why is such a good
package I don't even buy it for completely understandable reasons nobody cares about darkstalkers
I think rival schools could succeed once you start yes rival schools is a hundred times better than
darkstalkers I don't think it could succeed anymore I think it no I think it could because it's got
anime girls all over it it's not hard to market that dude dude Liam's right anime girls no but
that's not marketable harem of new designs of rival school style characters oh no wait I want that
it's not going to happen let's get the new generation of rival schools all their little
brothers and sisters and everyone's grown up and show us the fucking teacher of social studies
in a business teaching you know lobby for years make street fighter and then you have to convince
and plead and beg and he finally got a green light and as this used to susser a cow column
like you know and that's theirs then they're making a street fighter five be it with someone
else's money because capcom about for whatever reason can't afford it but he still got that going
that same guy said less to the same to darkstalkers and couldn't do that I don't see how it's sooner
has a better chance of getting right he's their old problem the problem with darkstalkers and the
reason why it can't go any further is because gameplay wise people don't enjoy it as much I
also think the character designs don't sell nearly as much as as a game with tons of girls would
that's true I think that's that's true it's a cool thematic game about it's a cool thematic game
about like it's got like it's cool and then you've got sasquatch and pyrone and like tons of just
unmarketable you're basically describing killer instincts you know it's like it speaks for itself
it's like it's not just like oh it was an upset we can't believe this happened it's plus vampire
resurrection was like look fucking stain on the floor to me when I think about it in my head it
made it's because what I prefer when I think of darkstalkers I think of werewolf vampire cat girl
witch uh insect girl I'm able to go easily go through it and then I started thinking about
rival schools and while there's characters I like 80 percent of them all bleed together and they're
I feel exactly the same way and you're right but you're in a super minority because most people
want the other thing sure also it's a funer game I'll never not sue me it's the volleyball
Roberto kicks the soccer ball I had more fun playing playing rival schools on a fist of
custom we did dark so but rival schools has textbook combos textbook they're textbook dude
Kyoko on her own would fucking pass that kickstarter old man Ryu with a tie and shoulder pads
yeah that's the coolest do your homework girl sure you can you what rival school's coming back
ah love it as a rail shooter I'd play it every time I get excited mass there to snipe that enjoyment
go play tatsunoko versus capcom it's not enough enjoy batsuit it's not I don't like
batsuit you don't like batsuit I hate him he's one of my most disliked main characters of a thing
ever ah main character rival schools is show ah yeah whatever you say anyway or daigo or akira
or can whatever I'm sorry if you're a character inspired by grappler backy you win in my book
forever I don't like to play as him all right he sucks whatever you say um that's who's a loser
daigo is cool we had a really cool uh moment where uh the guys at archive.org figured out how to
embed uh old DOS games into tweets that is high tech stuff and like you could play the full game
in a given tweet I would play via my phone and then Twitter shut it down and got rid of it all
stop using our service for cool shit they don't want people yeah they don't want people messing
now let's take a let's take a good lesson from this don't did archive uh what's that place called
archive.org archive.org did they tell twitter they were gonna do this beforehand well they just
announced it and it was out no they didn't they just put it out yeah and for a little while yeah
you got to do it yeah but yeah but if they told twitter yeah we would have never had this moment
of brilliance don't ask for permission ask for forgiveness I'm just amazed that like it was
actually shut down because archive that is is a huge like it's a real it's a real thing internet
institution yeah but twitter's done I like twitter it's gotta protect your code for malicious code
in this case Nazis are malicious code they kind of said they don't want people you could play
wolfenstein there you go they they kind of said they don't want people um messing with their video
player code or whatever so it's like now it just kind of link you can link to an archive.org play
online for it twitter twitter's response was constructive and and straight to the point until
they ran out of characters sorry your game cannot be completed in less than 150 strokes on your
keyboards yeah uh so that was that was the word I wanted to play halloween harry in a tweet or
monster you wanted to tweet out halloween harry to all your friends see that new uh jason's rather
yeah he's got some fucking mode that he seems to be totally project on he just walks forward
and gets super armor he appears to be completely project on invincible but as the gas is that he
has no dash or run in that and he walks slower she just walks super slow there's nothing you can do
it's jade uh jade jade's armor yeah but that was a fast dash it seems like it's just no she turned
it on yeah she had it on for a few seconds to do whatever she wanted but this appears to be
where he's just one of this no i'm just going to get in and there's nothing like a reptile has the
poison yeah also his intro is that he's holding the head of like a teenage girl and it's just
carrying her into the whole body the whole body no like gripping onto her head yeah her whole body's
there and just throws her down and takes his machete out of her head yeah it takes his machete out of
the go the go hibiki style and then he says
nothing yeah there's no voice i can't wait for that stop banging in the woods uh jackie and takita
yeah stop it oh that was like a story thing oh my god i bet johnny jackie jackie is like the girl
that has sex but she's also the black girl you're a double victim she's super dead you're so fucking
cannot pick jackie i bet you john i can already see johnny's things like did i
fight against you in a movie once uh and then jason just dot dot dot yeah those though that i
am interested to see the writing for uh because it's always one yeah there's always a back and
forth response and jason will never say a goddamn thing so i'm eager to see what people's responses
to his nothing i want to take goro talk to him i see goro i am goro i am goro
we're a day late but the whole stream of jason is like yesterday yeah so i'm showing all of them
there so let's get it so that's out and you know that's your season pass money um oh did you see
those terrible costumes really yeah the horror costume did you see reptiles you see him he's a full
body naked amphibian creature from the black lagoon so when everyone's like no less reptile
more ninja here's a fucking monster reptile it's a horror it's the horror back so he's a merman uh
urmax a mummy and which it was jack muley was that he's not attractive for a merman he is not
strangely attractive for a merman so while we're talking about season pass i saw that segue
wants to field this one uh man assume you seems to be the wb master i i i would i would just start
off by saying like every subsequent batman game gets worse and worse dlc where it's then in the last
one they refuse to fix the game so just a focus on the dlc make sure to start with part one of this
then part two yeah which is the season pass for arkham nye costs 40 dollars yeah it costs 40
dollars which is ten dollars more than mortal combat and what was announced with that price when
they first told you that it was it was nothing nothing they didn't tell you yeah it was nothing
and then they announced the details during the pakya flight later i know like literally during it
yeah almost as if so that no one would pay attention uh so you're getting a bat girl campaign
that's cool you're getting new villain invasions what i mean campaign some it seems like there's
going to be like side campaigns you get a lot of ps4 timed exclusive things skins a lot of retail
exclusive things you get we're talking about the season pass that shit sucks you're right but you
get race tracks you get race tracks for your batmobile guess what you can't buy this one game
in one place for one system and get everything like you physically can't end game stop get the
watch you get everything there's retailer exclusive it's only game stop it's really
because when i said the rest it just said retailer exclusive didn't say which one well those are all
costumes i assume and those are what it's still all but like we're talking about the season pass
i agree that that's the word that's the cardinal but liam is what if i don't what if i want to buy
this game on pc which games which are local games i don't even think jell's pc i just said no i'm
i'm just setting it up let's talk about the season pass so i think the one thing we can say the most
expensive season pass ever yes no no no general i5 says and 92 dollars and project diva f second
is 90 dollars yeah i believe right no this is the most expensive season pass about a game you care
about yeah i think well i was thinking about it a lot and you know the one thing about this one
is there's clearly on paper a lot more content than most season passes there is this is just an
objective on paper that's the way it is for them to charge more i still don't agree with it because
i feel like there are like two different kinds of season passes and don't know i'd love to live in
a world with no season passes but in the world where we do i think there's two kinds and the two
kinds are the killer instinct the project diva the uh mortal combat x season passes where you get
the that you want no where we can look at the list and we know exactly what we're getting yeah
because they have to communicate because it's it's a song or it's a character yeah so mk's is
expensive but at least you know we're getting these characters you get these costs and i couldn't name
games because i don't follow them but i assume racing game season passes are the same thing
where it's highly objective you're getting tracks and cars and then but then for like batman and
bioshock and lord of the rings bioshock stuff like that where it's going to be x campaign of
question mark quality not enough length question mark or question mark content there's there are
so many question marks yeah until saturday night it was like they will be content every six months
like no cause i'm four six months before the first six months so it's basically telling you
wait a year and then it said story campaign racing tracks costumes and that was it pig where's our
forty dollars and now that we're getting to forty dollars that's more than half the price of the
game but you're yeah you're almost selling two games you're close you're selling a hundred dollar
games well what does batman actually cost for like let's say americans because it's cost $60 for us
with tax costs yeah whatever seventy four ninety two dollars depending whenever we refer to
american prices yeah so you're twenty dollars off the mark of and the fucking uk season pass
costs 40 pounds yeah that's a that's legit the uk market is legit you can point to almost any game
sounds like every batman game sells really well oh because it's rock steady yeah i forgot oh i'm
like yeah i don't know it's just if this were 15 dollars cheaper i don't think there would be
an uh there would not be a kerf off there wouldn't be an outcry for yeah can there just be a single
fucking batman game with no controversy here's here hey will there be well that's more than asylum
asylum like the the original release if you're ever gonna go back and play these just play asylum
here here's my it will be the one you would like here's my solution to you and the solution that
i'm going to this is my like this is the turning point for me or it's i'm finally like no this is
here's what you do don't buy it for a year and wait for the steam cell to come on that has all of it
i don't for it for 40 i don't care about ever playing this game then then never buy it and just
don't buy it i'm fine and i i was like yeah i'll pick it up and now i'm like now i'll pick it up in
a year i'm so fine because asylum is the one that's actually like amazing at all these asylums like
a metroid game yeah and all the rest are kind of that's the one that i own the city is really
really good i have problems with city but for story reasons it's a really good game but it's
it's an eight to a nine right i'd say it's a nine to a ten oh well there you go even better yeah
let's say arkham song but it's like it's fucking batman amazing this is gonna sell this is gonna
work well and at the end of the day it's they know they can get away with a game too they know they
can get away with this yeah you know yeah it's too much people have problem with Mortal Kombat
and being at 29 bucks but again they're it said you're gonna get these four characters you're gonna
get costumes with each of these packs yeah and then it's like that's it and then there's probably
more deal in the future and and to be clear i i hope that you're saying that in in this in the
stance of like you know that's a good way to announce season passes because like the content
is very clearing what i know it is it's not an excuse for season passes no no Mortal Kombat should
no games should have to have a season it is but also that people had a problem with that price
point yeah absolutely because it's 20 because it's 10 bucks more than the mk9 one 40 for this
and like it might not even be some stuff you care about then a fighting game of course you care
about characters of course you care about costumes oh and costumes maybe a bit but you of course you
care about that but for batman like let's say you don't even like racing here's race
talk about race trash sherry content yeah exactly i actually like for fighting games it's like i
actually care very little about costumes but i give i buy them because i want to support the game
yeah that's the only way to your tip jar yeah um porn went out for sleeping dogs and it's infinite
dlc train yeah no definitely no one's no one's no one's gonna do it like they did no no i would
have i i never bought the fucking definitive version just because good it's not a good break
but i always yeah the fact that the pc version of the definitive edition is apparently worse than
the original game yeah is and the fact you can't buy the original game anymore you can only buy the
definitive edition is a fucking shame there's a crock of shit i'll wait for the redefinitive
version in the next console cycle yeah so i i mean okay i think like the the if you don't mind
like a last word on this i think you know obviously they're not gonna go away season passes aren't
disappearing you know we all wish we all wish we could live they're getting more powerful if
anything we all wish we could live in a world without them i think but i think the solution if
you want to keep doing them is fucking show your content in as much detail as possible maybe
personally and on the consumer end it's like just don't buy the game at all yeah sure but like at
least if you're gonna offer a season pass at least get in and show people this is the cool stuff
instead of just a bunch of questions i just feel like in a bigger question mark than last time
in the case of of burial at sea and shit like that with bio shock infinite i bet i feel like
irrational hands were just tied again of course and all of the development no no developer is saying
let's do the season pass that's it that's it this is where your ship this is what the money looks like
you're gonna have to bring in x amount of millions of dollars with this amount of resources go price
we saw with the fall we saw with the fall what happens when a developer tries to
game the system with their publisher and make one part of it free like it always was
is everything else gets overpriced by comparison yeah three of these two companies one of our
brothers in 2k really seem to be at the forefront of going fuck it no one will stop us just do it
yeah congrats on taking it away from ea and ubi the usual evils uh so this one this quick story is
more of just a psa for everybody if you're a fan of res i am a fan of what are they taking res off
no just just but it's just if you're a fan of res then you you probably know that if you get the res
soundtrack they fucking don't have the best song in the game on the soundtrack mindkiller they don't
have mindkiller they have a weird version of it because of some like either legal things but it's
there's a problem so they have how am i going to know that fear is the mindkiller well you
got to go redo that's the only way so it fucking sucks it's a travesty that's been a crime for years
someone has finally went and ripped the zeta i like that something's been a crime for years
and no one stopped them and they've been selling like the res soundtrack is out there and you have
this thing called fear mix which is a weird terrible version of the song um so the real
true version of fear is the mindkiller has finally been ripped and re-peaced together uh with all
its layers into a remastered for a new generation exactly by this really cool guy and i've linked
to it and like if again if you know res this is important fucking news go get it you remember
when res came out on 360 and we're all thrilled because like man we could finally play this game
on a modern system right yeah my 360 is in the closet why are they gonna put res on a modern
system yeah i guess i'm super serious you know you can play it if you took out your 360 yeah but
you can play it if you took out your gamecast your ps2 yeah but then you don't have to subject
yourself to playing the genecast version it's true but yeah no it's just like there are games like
these that they should just consistently release more games digitally instead of actually taking
them away yeah that's a good idea i actually what i actually want is a screensaver of traveling mode
and i just let my computer load into that whenever i waste 10 minutes just put a pc version
or just put cosmic smash god damn it could you imagine what people could do to a pc version of res
it could get the trans vibrators on again yeah i could do whatever they want it that's like that
that'd be unbelievable unbelievable i'm not sure if you sit on camera really quickly one of the
weirdest moments ever i've had with woolly is when he just invited me over and the lights are
low he's like let's play cosmic smash and i was like what i've never heard of this
and he's just forcing me to play it he's just looking at it he's quiet i'm like what are we doing
woolly i don't feel comfortable playing this game it's kind of odd he's like no cosmic smash
and we just play that for an hour i'm like i'm gonna go releasing yeah it was so weird you loved it
woolly was just spent i thought i didn't have a bad time that a weird time you didn't understand
the kind of time again anyway um speaking of weird games did anyone play uh this week uh agar.io
that game is fucking weird and great it's a browser game that's super good you play as a
cell and you go around picking up little cells to get bigger and the the gimmick is that everyone
else is a cell and everyone's also trying to eat each other at the same time you will fucking pour
time into that if you play it sounds sounds like a catamari multiplayer a little much simpler
because you just point the mouse and i will be the organism but i played it for hours that game
can you see my balls so uh eat your balls we are kind of running a bit low on time let's jump
over to emails no because there's some good stuff to talk about like what um the genius is over at
the killer instinct crew are doing the k.i crew the um fucking okay so one you got the cinder trailer
officially uh we talked about cinder cinder you get the aria teaser at the end of that it's your
anime zoner you got your jbt style you know your uh your lambda or new 13 yeah that looks way cooler
because our initial like reveal was just bald gold bald lady glowing eyes yeah so yeah so that's like
part robot tech suit something going on she's also confirmed to be the third announcer so that's
really cool you're gonna have hype guy and robot girl which is perfect i that's what i wanted godlike
combo um so uh that's cool and then you got the final announcement on how they're going to be
releasing the shadow jago skin shago to the the shago skin this is fucking kim possible
shago yeah okay max calls them um yeah the the the shago skin is finally announced as to how
they're going to sell it to you and major kudos on making this uh an easy it's an easy scumbag
transaction in anyone else's hands but they clearly thought about it and went no let's try to make
this they put into k i gold and which is micro transaction which is micro transaction bucks for
just accessories right to buy twenty dollars worth yeah so the pack is twenty dollars but you get
the shadow jago skin for free which you can't get anywhere else unless you had the day one right
so but on is the only way to piss people off on its own that sounds gross that sounds disgusting
but then they go well here's what's up all the money in this for the first hundred k that it makes
goes towards the evo tournament but as a pot bonus for pot bonuses for tournaments throughout the
year throughout the year to create a season i think it was 50k for evo the rest of blitz to
to create it's like you're not just getting the skin it's the money is going straight into the killer
instinct important yes it's a tournament initiative that's that's being run and it's going straight
into this attorney scene for that then they also announced that if we do hit that cap which they
totally did immediately then they're going to develop shadow jago into a completely separate
character of all his crazy broken moves and balance him separate from jago like i love how
mass called it he's going to be a real boy something because now he's just a big believe
crazy boy he's going to be a real boy you know and so they're going to do that as well so it's
really like a fundraiser thing that becomes profitable for them after they help out the
community first yeah right so on on the friday stream that microsoft did with the the producers
they people went do you think you'll make that cap 100 000 i don't know and then and then some
people were like did you make it and like we just that it started yesterday we don't know yet
well we'll have a solid answer for you soon and that soon was like literally yesterday when they
said yeah we made it in 72 hours so they only needed like 5000 purchases so pretty much for that pack
yeah that's all you needed yeah so that was that's great um in a quick summer i guess that screenshot
of half bots wrestling wwe beat them up game that's been going around twitter such a travesty
half bot pitched this game to the wwe and it looks kind of like a scott's pilgrim about it
that was visually styled you know mom she's john sena and and uh cm punk fighting a gigantic
brock lesnar boss and he had like a huge boss life boss super proving the fact that if you take
the wrestling license and put it in other genres you get gold that are not simulations that are
not simulations you get gold remember that was that power stone one the crazy mecca mecca bass
mecca uh uh uh techno sounds good like a fucking jrpg i still don't see it would be but there but
there are fucking market no marketing guys but their music their business guys are looking at
crush hour and going never again yeah never again that's the problem but no the business guys don't
even know crush hour exists yeah you're making much credibly um just credit uh so there's that
uh there's a brief little a tech demo that came out that's sort of agnes philosophy too again it's
kind of kind of little using some using the similar arc using similar character and things and
stuff um that shit looks gorgeous yeah wow it makes agnes philosophy look like dog shit
i really hope they're gonna continue developing that world and character into a title uh they'll
make a game it's great i i like the the the title on its own it's really interesting i'd like to see
that become something uh you've got swary confirming de force coming to pc for the longest time i was
like this isn't a confirmation this is just him saying i want one and microsoft never said anything
now it's never turned into a real thing and so thanks obama thanks obama and he also confirmed
we're working on season more episodes wow that's cool did they say anything about a steam release
it's a no he did he did he said we are looking at steam or something because i was i was thinking
i was wondering if games for windows well i was wondering if this and like k i and uh fable legends
were going to be the launch games for those those that would that would be standing those things out
to die but they got to launch their platform with something no they don't they don't absolutely
they know i mean they do no no you're actually talking zero business sense pat like you you're
but yeah i don't care about their business i'm a consumer no i know but like you're not even
being constructive here like one we'll see anyway if they want four thousand sales for it then they
get i had thought i thought they were maybe gonna try doing that because the whole cross buy initiatives
between them and get people pushing in on xbox because of that but i just the the uh sour mood
that you guys had with like the fact that it's dead and not coming back with any sequels
finally yay it's gone yeah lift it up so that's that's nice fantastic swearing is a guy that it's
just it's fun to see him happy wearing his jojo hat or whatever smoking cigars yeah fun to see
him happy he's a monkey thanks obama he carries a little stuffed monkey oh okay uh we got playism
fucking doing what hasn't been done being the first guys to officially bring toho over to the west
yeah it was great yeah so it's the shitty toho they're putting they're putting out
they're the one that jet that japan loves and not the one that japan hates no uh they're bringing
over toho 14 and they're bringing over um taco man and it's just kind of like is this gonna fly here
i don't know liam do you think it has a chance yeah absolutely okay what is toho like talk there's
so many japanese games on steam now that like yeah it'll talk to toho and it's really really popular
do they make Godzilla they make shrubs there's a thing that do the dumb oh the bullet hell shit
yeah that's doomed that should do good here i totally think so and i mean like they're gonna push
forward with the console versions too like playism recently announced they're publishing six uh
japanese indie titles on consoles in the west including like astabreed and quaylor and stuff
astabreed so you know they're they're gonna make really our friend at playism nyan uh just uh
tweeted out a picture of the coolest picture of dr doom i've ever seen i have to link it to you
because i saw it did you see it i think i didn't see it from his twitter but is it the statue
no it's a piece of comic art okay doom is like down on the floor and he's like got his fist like
in the floor and he's looking up and i was like oh i gotta show this to woolly but then i forgot
but like toho is the kind of series i'm sure you have this for yourself woolly we're like
at some point in your life there was a japanese thing that you just wanted to give money to but
there was no way impossible and like there's so many fans of toho a convention what's the best
what is the most organized setup at every convention the godzilla it's the toho setup every
fucking time um so that thing that you want that i wanted to give money to that there was no way to
do it years ago was cave story there you go and then that eventually you can give a bunch of money
to cave story you can buy like eight ways to pixel all the money you can just buy a and now the frog
one too right like yeah the frog carob blaster yeah carob blaster you can just buy that like a dollar
goes to to pixel i never had that like a way to way to support something and you didn't have the
well you had no child well no because the idea is that if they don't want to let me support it then
fuck them no no in some cases it's like the yak is an argument in some cases the people making the
game just don't have the needs to translate it that's not their fault what are you gonna do
well i'm not going to say fuck them for not doing it it's not their fault well no it's not their
fault but if like if they if i'm not worth their time then they're not worth my money it's not that
you're not worth their time is that they can't afford it so if they're if i'm not worth their money
then they're not worth my money the money that they don't have what did the money that they
get supported or something of course i wanted the exit five really bad and then they finally did
it was really happy well that's what we're talking about this is exactly what i never wanted to give
sega money again as they held it back for me it's also different if it's a company that has an american
arm versus a random yeah it's not enough so you're coming from two different places here uh let's take
letters go go where do you send them letters super best friendcast at gmail.com super best
friendcast at gmail.com here's some letters it might sound like this uh okay we have about
10 minutes to do letters what is the most embarrassing the drake wants to know what's
the most embarrassingly weeaboo thing you've ever done oh i got caught singing two mix songs on the
metro oh i thought it was someone watching with my headphones i thought it was everyone seeing you
download arcana heart yeah no that doesn't count what is the most embarrassingly weeaboo i was like
coming along to like the gun and wing soundtrack on the metro and like with the lyrics and people
saw me and it was bad i like me making tons of the black goku fan art i don't know
Liam i've none that are embarrassing yeah because he would never feel any shame
i have one oh yeah that's why he's been all quiet it's because you watched Naruto right no no
you know what willy i've i've accused him i guess i guess i guess i am my am v being found out by
everyone on the internet i want to point out in the past i've accused woolly i've accused him hard
of picking questions about hair and shit like that so he can show off because he's not going bald
but this time you clearly picked this question in order to out yourself this was so all is forgiven
this one's bad go ahead my the floor is yours my graduation yearbook quote
was written in romanji oh and it was really really fucking bad what is it say it was grammatically
incorrect it was just oh that's good it was a sentence it was a quote oh my i can't i can't i
can't do it but it was in it was in bad romanji in my yearbook and i'm not gonna say even what it
i'm fringing destiny or no no it was a quote that no one will ever defeat boy oh god i would be the
hokage sand villages i can't i can't i just i fucking what anime was it it was not from any
what what was it from i was straight from your brain what was it from it was a quote from my dad
okay and it was just it was just something that i and it just seemed cool to you at the time and it
seemed cool to me at the time i get you so i thought it would be a cool thing yeah i understand
and i'm fucking oh we all have terrible yearbook it's not yeah i think mine i think mine is
actually something similar to that but i don't remember what it was did you you translated it
really oh no i i just i think i think i don't remember what it was it was in japanese but i
don't remember what i wrote wow everything about that was disgusting i i i i had it out of your
brain no i hounded the yearbook uh committee to take my photo out of the yearbook i did not take
place uh did part in the graduation wow and i i showed up to prom for five minutes and then left
because i hated my high school so much okay you actually asked for like give me the addresses of
everyone that took the yearbook so i can steal it or burn them yeah i wish yeah i should have just
do what my friend did which is just quote letters ate a zed and go find your letters in there there's
your name there's your child you should have been like though those those cool chinese girls that
use the periodic table to quote rapidly oh yeah that's great that's great uh nebula wants to know
what your favorite avg n moment is yeah super mecha death christ oh that's that's a strong one uh
live like a win ram or as you fuck yeah that's not a winner is it but to be fair that was just him
reading a question on his email he wasn't even avg n mode but i think one of my favorite ones is um
is uh he beats ghost and goblins on the nes legit and gets to the end and he and he goes uh all
right now here's the final like the second of final boss satan and he starts throwing lances at him
he goes oh yeah beat a bitch oh oh there's another one and another satan just jumps out he's like oh
jeez and he starts throwing more at him and it just says delivery on that is perfect oh you know
you know what you know what my favorite is it's the gap and ninja turtles that you don't have to
jump you can just walk over it that's my favorite you're not supposed to jump and the death pizza
the death pizza the pizza you can't get that episode not really good yeah it's fantastic and also
schwarzenegger when he did a bunch of schwarzenegger's games he's like this is predator this is a real
man's game you play this you'll be a sexual tyrannosaur like me i always like the silver
surfer episode oh yeah that's a good one that one was really good fucking music and uh the top gun
one was good too top gun was oh yeah we can't land play yeah and then he lands up at the power glove
like a champ this is so bad i the the guy that wrote live like a wind rammer as you fuck the guy has
a whole blog it's called like fight me strong style blog and all of it is just that stuff
okay pretty legendary yeah i have to point there uh mike zero dude sends us a letter
he could just talk to any of us i know i know but apparently he felt the need to write in he's
bad at skull curls so i'm bad at skull girls too but he's really bad at skull girl great
there's a bad so i'm not gonna front i say awful shit i don't mean to people all the time oh no
how do you grow as human beings and uh not be jerks to other people oh you cut them out of
your life and start over like you you burn the bridge and you're like i gotta find a new bridge
say horrible things and you hope that in the future you come to understand what you said was
horrible and you don't do it again uh mike zero is a fact that you said that in the email is one
good step towards realizing exactly and look back on yourself five years ago and say was that good
almost everybody almost everybody goes into an immediately defensive state whenever they're
challenged with something instead of going into a was i wrong kind of state i i actually go oh fuck
i was wrong about it took me a long time to learn how to do that it's so when i did i found out
that i was a piece of shit all the time i and i think it's cultural i just think i think culturally
we're grown to be always right and to be afraid of being wrong less people you're a special fucking
snowflake and think badly of us and it's like it's totally like if you can here's a fucking
be wrong it's okay you remember you remember on an earlier podcast i uh uh i described the situation
in which mean you got a huge fight over the me not liking co-op and then in discussing that fight i
said that you were the problem sure uh after playing final fantasy 14 i have to remiss myself no i am
the problem it is me that is the problem with co-op not you all right isaac wants to know uh
if he says it sends it we'll leave a survivor i started making my own survivor pack what are
your tips for me and survivor yeah there's a good one that i i recently learned we put a knife in
there yeah when you've got your cool like fucking go bag thing ready to go and survive whatever's
going on take all your important documents and shit like that make photocopies of it put it in a
ziplock bag and velcro it to the bottom of your bag so some asshole comes to rob you for all your
shit you can quickly grab your important docs and have that and they give him the bag now i want
to point out woolly this is a disaster you lose the bag you you are describing a disaster scenario
in which you imagine civilization will reestablish itself yes that's correct if you are preparing
for the actual fucking end times this will not likely be useful my advice is make sure the bag
is on the side of the house that will stay with you when the earthquake splits your building
there's that too sure but nothing worse than losing your bag to the earthquake down if you
can afford it get a satellite alternatively just put a gun in an empty bag and then when you find
woolly shoot him and take his bag yeah he'll have his documents but i'll have my documents though
when you run outside your door don't team up with any groups that have old people or children
yeah no you want to team up with the gnarly freakazoids that are like are you guys going to
become the villains in the road yeah because i want to be on that side of it and not on the
other side of it rosie used to get really sad playing donkey kong country too with her mom
is this a children's book you're reading because whenever she's because i'm summarizing
do you agree if it was rosie got really sad when playing donkey kong 64 period
i was gonna go for something like that because because uh whenever they get the game over screen
diddy and dixie in this game yeah i was really sad what is the worst game over screen that's a bad
minus final fight the fucking tnt on the chair but lots of people but it's like you gotta you
gotta blow it out or they die yeah every time you walk away from that cabinet you killed are we
talking saddest worst or best saddest i guess saddest because sad is depressing the future
refused to change the future refused to change the strong one Friday the 13th but yeah that's
funny though and no it's funny exactly but it's like you are dead your friends and family are dead
game over game over no it just says you and your friends are dead you're your friends are that it
okay oh yeah it was his joke yeah it was his joke your friends your friends your fucking pets your
pets are alive exactly your mom hates you that was a good one yeah game over that ties into that
other question totally um i and a special shout out to firing someone from your team in baseball
stars where you just get the saddest fucking gift of them walking down the road as you send them
packing in their in their uniform uh and the saddest little thing but how fast would you
kick start oh that's a baseball so fast jaggers like yes yes actually same thing as yours willy
and uh oreshka too that jrpg when your family members die in that game it shouldn't be sad
because they're creative characters but it's sad every time i think super punch out where
mac is just sitting on a thing and just his eyes have that the white halo in my eyes and he's just
like oh and then he just looks down and then the dark light closes on him well because if you let
it happen captain rainbow's universe exists that's true carter says i'm in montreal with my girlfriend
and we're going to visit the biodome in sectarium do you guys want to hang out no thanks no but enjoy
the biodome because it's fucking rad polyshore was there see if you can find the sloths but
they're talking fine we still have the links in there right because links are red you can i think
it's there and lastly rechartened up jeff lastly jeff wants to know what's your favorite cards against
humanity card oh well i know what woolly's is i don't know i it's not the biggest blackest dick
i don't know it's shiny but it's not the biggest black stick my favorite card is mix up between um
pac-man uncontrollably guzzling a ton of cum and rush limbaugh's soft shitty body is really good
i'm a big fan of that i've only played the game like twice i couldn't pick a favorite i think my
favorite uh is one mill full of corpses that's a good one because it's very versatile solid solid
i can't think of one either because i the best game i ever had where i was kind of drunk so i don't
remember yeah that's a problem that's a really good just make one up and it's fine i'll stop the
hottie he'll remember oh it was then yeah okay that's the best game uh what's what are we watching
uh blood no that's the wrong one oh uh wolfenstein the new blood that's out this week is that the old
blood it's the new old blood that comes out this week so i'm really excited to play that because
that's i love the base game yeah no that's awesome absolutely standalone dlc like that and it's like
a long game too is it it's like at least like six or seven that's good considering the price now that
i've finished ready player one uh which was you know what way better in the end yeah i forgot to
mention earlier the third act of ready player one is way cooler than the star welcome to every sci-fi
book like big fucking picks up man i can i'm turning that that like those criticisms around it's a
real page turner i can't wait to see the adaptation now holy shit that finale yeah fuck
and you know why you know why i'm glad you enjoyed it oh my god it starts writing for me um but
anyway uh now that i'm done with that i'm gonna finally start reading all you need is kill yeah
why not it's uh it's better than the mood it's way better than the attendance time when you get
bored of the book just watch and moving in but i'm gonna i'm gonna tell you straight up it's
gonna be the opposite of ready player one that's fine that's fine okay i just i mean i want more
right yeah absolutely yeah absolutely it's it's cool and the manga is like kind of worth like if
you're really into it the manga is really cool because it's what you wanted the movie to be because
it's the proper like mech adaptation where they got six suits and stuff you know so it's also
there too and it's pretty good as an adaptation goes yeah oh um and i also went back and bought
all of the Miles Morales origin books and i just i just wanted to to read them yeah go for that
now the black spider man's coming never actually did yeah well it's not black spider man it's
black spider man oh yeah black spider man it's asa butterfell this is the month of black spider
man it is in fact the month of the forerunner i know i know that the forerunner is a guy named
asa butterfell yeah he's got butter in his name let's see what we can do with this yeah let's see
a little spider man face uh stick a butter and you're done bam it's great uh i gotta keep
choking on the vat runoff that is omega quintet that so i don't know why i'm in a hard sell
just get the trophy a lot of stuff about me and my leg in this last couple of months just in the
vents hates big butts and drinks from vats you know that vat where they boil the stuff yeah that's the
better when you don't know what's in it yeah uh i'm gonna be i'm gonna dive back into pillars of
eternity is what you're to know this week it's next week it's three 19th it's the 19th it is three
weeks from now still uh you said it was two weeks a week ago that's what i thought oh like because
i can't do math yeah uh that comes out on the same day as another game what is it uh hybrid
neptunia whatever oh i would imagine neptunia yeah me and Liam i was talking to Liam about
witcher three i'm like yeah everything moved out of the way he's like not everything and he
got we go through the whole fucking release list he finds hyper dimension neptunia he's like see
see witcher three has some competition like oh that's like saying hey look avengers had a
competing movie that weekend yeah i'm gonna dive back into eternity and i'm gonna see if i can get
started on uh majora's mask 3ds which i never gave the time of day to be right up monster hunter
yeah that's true yeah it came out no that overlapped pretty aggressively every single time
i pick up the 3ds like why would i play that instead of monster hunter i was like well but now
that you've thrown away your copy to protect your loved ones well it's a digital copy it's always there
as they didn't they put out that channel on the website on the channel i hope everyone everyone
enjoys the new lore that is suckles enjoy it it's happening and tales holding the bailet oh that's
finally going huh that was tonight that was tonight okay yeah that's a thing and blood
born will continue like that obviously so yeah it's not a contrast that's what a line up what a
non-contrast actually that this entire week blood born and sonic adventure yeah we'll continue
that'll be good and then we have to discuss on friday indeed we do we do or is it a scrub lords
i don't know we even recorded it yes is that the game that i'm sure okay yeah i know we haven't
even done it yet i don't know what he's thinking for yeah okay yeah we got some options now that we
have you do now that we have this true now that we have this fucking xbox the robot infinite poverty
yeah it's it's all ready to go all right all right we'll see you guys next week okay all right
you know what song i'm gonna fucking use what i am fear is the mind killer oh
it's the best
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