Castle Super Beast - SBFC 141: Vape Escape
Episode Date: April 19, 2016Liam watches a ridiculous amount of anime, Matt reviews a horror movie, Woolie plays more room escape games and Pat bleeds out live on the podcast....
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Alright, so is this the week or no, this is not the week.
I guess I will continue to confront Liam as I reveal that there are
141, which is cops, I know that's gonna take a while we're not at that
episode yet but this is episode 141 of the friendcast there are 141 million
DNA building blocks in chromosome 9 I see of the human things I learn the best
which chromosome is that that's the one that you inherit from your parent well
they they all are now there's two was on sucks there's there's one there's two
copies of chromosome 9 that's inherited from each parent and this is and
that's a specific mirror and chromosome 9 specifically has 141 million DNA
building blocks that's not a hundred and forty one every time it has like that
many that's what it has that's all that's that's for podcast number 141
million yeah not podcast 141 I'll take it I'll take it I'm I'll let it you know
every you know theoretically every esoteric fact has a point as it has a
decimal point and a million possible yeah you know like infinite possible
zeros and digits afterwards really there's no such thing as a whole number
after all what that's not true you want to roll back a little who knows I don't
know math and English aren't we need to go back to watching Sesame Street
math net dad dad dad I don't remember math it was it was the dragon it
math parody but it was all math I don't remember that it was like you learn
you're good these detectives and the gum choose math they use math to solve all
their cases and of course since they were super into math they had no emotions
yeah and we're just very robotic math net was great is that like it was that a
TV show or it was a pair it was a parody skit on square one TV it was a square
one yeah I believe okay is one of those kids shows okay those kids learning
programs are always the worst was the one I watched in class one time tell a
francais well I never got that that's a super French one where they got puppets
like you tell me the tell a francais was francais yeah a little bit our puppet
ones were like we got like Mary Soler is alright right you got and that was
that you the bilingual one because she was she spoke French but for guests the
dog spoke English and Samuel the clown was there a puppet of a pineapple in that
one no tear shit and umbrella tree under the umbrella tree yeah yeah that
the chameleon polka dot door weird sexy gopher I feel like I'm learning the blue
jay named Jacob of course yeah okay big comfy couch that's our age time of court
yeah no you that was that yeah that was tail end of you and that that started
with us I got that one a lot big comfy couch and look comfy at all the best
part oh it looks fake like nobody ever sits on the big the best part about big
comfy couch is how Allison went on to shoot a bunch of zambos did she yeah
yes I thought is Allison for big comfy couch is Claire Redfield oh wow I would
have never known yeah all I remember is how the VO when there's no actress for
when it came time to check yep nope shut up in several films not super canon
and like three films all together are you saying well when it came time to check
the clock on the big comfy couch she'd stick her ass up in the air and like
roll around and do a bunch of weird like poses and shit hey your nose is
bleeding because you thought about Allison's ass so you should go take care
of that you're actually yeah okay Pat's leaving walking away man all those
lewd thoughts fuck off you motherfucker who would have thunk it I'd like to take
a roll around on that comfy couch check out all right comfy dick
fuck you comfy all that blood 410 million quarts of blood lost for 410
billion dead corpses dead boners born to die live as a fuck world is a fuck
kill em all 1989 I am trash man that was those are the these are the holy
scriptures that we live our lives by now chisel that into stone and call that the
best friend's commandment your fucking chest yeah dude I would I would tattoo
that out to my body if the price was right on your back and put LEDs so it
lights up in the night is that a thing LEDs with tattoos I'm just spitballing
here it's a good idea invented yeah like either that or heaven the character for
heaven oh and symbol yeah and yes I was like what okay so we might as well start
with Liam's week yeah okay I did Dark Souls 3 I played Dark Souls 3 I played
that for like almost 30 hours that game it's fucking good I really liked Dark
2 as much as I liked it a lot I it definitely feels like 3 is like a
return to form it's like it's stronger strong better game and you're you're you
said you've seen most of it now right yeah according to the trophy list I
think I only have three or four bosses left because I always like to see like
which order people generally beat bosses in mm-hmm so like I'll beat one boss and
I'll go and I'll be like oh I beat that one after most people or oh I beat that
one before most people once the past start to branch a little bit so like I've
been keep an eye on that and I'm getting there what you build the game the
heaviest armor available it's sick with the heaviest weapons available no not the
heaviest weapons available weapons I'm comfortable with which is like a bitch
straight sword but it's normal sword that's what I like I would have used a
whip but there's still no good yeah we time of the whips great everyone should
put all of their fucking night into the way I mean it's like I'm looking at the
moveset and it's like yeah that's the cane whip moveset and dude I did you it's
not like a giant-ass crazy big whip did you guys talk to the guy who gives you
weapons in exchange for your souls I don't think so okay well one of the one
of the Lords of Cinder who's just sitting on his throne away we might have
we talked to that guy but we didn't yeah you have to give him the item from the
boss you guys just beat actually to do it okay well next time one of the items
that he can give you from the beginning is like a fist type weapon but you need
to get the soul of a demon for him I have yet to find the soul of a demon but
I really want that weapon because there's never been a viable fist weapon in the
game did you look in the in the folds of your couch you could have left no I
couldn't find it okay we found a Cestus and it's just a normal Cestus as you
know yeah but I want but it's the bone fist that I really hope makes a comeback
yeah speaking of comebacks oh geez with the big like tissue in the nose and
everything who touch Pat's bloodstain are we seeing his death visuals right now
cool are we seeing Pat's to how Pat died I get nosebleeds okay but yeah when
does this vision run out vision yeah it's ended
but like I really like it a lot of like really good changes the estus flask now
giving you a magic estus flask is fantastic they finally fixed and balanced
that system yeah like Zelda I don't ever really use magic other than using it for
weapon skills but you will on that second playthrough maybe I use a bitch
straight sword but I'm not that much of a bitch I'm gonna use magic bitch and the
weapon skills are amazing they're fantastic weapon arts weapon arts yeah
when you when you get some of the boss weapons select your weapon I imagine the
boss weapons have goofy ones the boss weapon arts are sick like you're gonna
be flying all over the place yeah we all saw that animated like that's what
the button is for yeah the goofy shit goes here yeah I still wish the whip was
viable but a real survival in DS2 and DS2 at that kind of long that single move
was really really good every other move says it's just terrible but but the
weapon art on the whip was pretty dope because it's basically we're like hey
wait it might be some in suffering it's pretty close to some in suffering yeah
it's not bad you get a second whip that's better but it's still not great
chain is it no no it's not you're looking so can't be you're looking for
lords of shadow no I'm no I just just Castlevania is what I'm yeah exactly so
the old we mainly we're talking about this just a little bit before and like
it's kind of surprising how like I can't tell if it's the game or it's us but the
game is easier yeah definitely anyway and yeah it whether it's experience or the
design of the game I think it might be both maybe yeah I think so too to be
honest like it's a little easier but and we like cut our teeth on deaths and and
bloodborne all that stuff and so yeah oh I wonder it's still super enjoyable
though like regardless I want well I mean I these types of games I imagine it's
just like the first game is the hardest right in terms of like yeah your
experience yeah and then your knowledge will cost you more and more as you go
further through yeah pretty much exactly they didn't remix the formula so
strongly that you wouldn't be able to deal with what they throw at you know
exactly it's like little improvements here and there but like I'm not making
stupid mistakes I did in Demon Souls like in Demon Souls for all the game I
just equipped the heaviest fucking gear and like went over my like limits and
stuff but I didn't give a shit I took the heavy stupid roll and I went through
it and I suffered with it because I liked it but now I'm just I'm not and I
just have all the heavy armor my vitality is pumped up to stupid and so I
can take it and I can roll fast still so I don't know just little little things
like that that I think make the game a lot easier okay we're saying Matt yeah
I was just complimenting you on your taking it good taking it good yeah I'm
taking this game real good I can't wait to play more of it and I I'm excited for
the DLC I'm not even done the game yet but like I can see the end in sight and
I'm like no keep going he's gonna come out in the fall and that's about it
that's all we know gonna take a minute yeah does it feel like we're gonna have
a like 1 3 2 type of tier by the end of I don't I don't I think like I think one
is really good obviously I'm not gonna get caught dead saying it's bad but he
never last on the one like most other people yeah I I was like demons better
but yeah that's why I didn't include it I think if you if you like actually take
into account all the improvements and stuff like three's a better game like
going back to one's a pain it's it's got tons of little things that are playing
one in between the sessions that we've been recording for three and there's a
bunch of shit that's just infuriating yeah it's it's not as enjoyable to play
given like all the new stuff so I don't know like it went at their time of
release like one might still be the best but you know for all for all the fun
this like one does kind of like slip a little bit once you pass and Orlando oh
yeah those last areas up to there it's really good especially patch 1.0
islet I was telling somebody about that that they never did patch 1.0 islet it
was terrible it was hard to do patch 1.0 specifically you'd either beat in the
game or like you were already or you were nowhere near and you got patch 1.02
and it was fine but you know how would you feel about like okay now you're
just trying to look as stupid as possible dude there's so much blood it's
coursing like it the thing it was in my nose earlier it's soaked all the way
through the end you need a tampon in your nose is what you need yeah how would
you feel about like like little things like smooth and silky the birds like in
this case oh yeah the piddly padley or whatever they're called pee pee poo poo
different yeah yeah like how would you feel about things like that just
becoming like just more clear where it's like you put an item down and then you
see a bird exchange it for you or if something dies off a cliff you just get
the item perhaps or like little things like that that are part of the system at
this point yeah would do you feel it be like blasphemous to go in and think it
well that's I'd love for them to go back and improve demons through dark 2 to the
standards of yeah basically any time where you'd have to load out the zone and
reload in to make the thing work see here's here's the ring of all of those
they did improve that in DS3 in in all the old ones like in the original version
of the crows you had to load the game now in in in DS3 and I think it might be
DS2 they would give you the item immediately on the ground so that's
that's a big improvement and in DS3 when you hit the bonfire it reloads all the
states and like items that are in pits come back up to the spawn locations and
you don't need to load out well and that's their idea of stuff like crystal
lizards falling off cliffs and giving you their drops in Dark Souls 3 yeah that's
a that's a lifesaver the amount of times that I've like thrown away characters
just trying to get fucking crystal lizard drops and having them run off a cliff
and getting nothing it's like yeah and it's and it's just it feels like it's
like these are things that like you can fix they were things that at the time
you look at them and you're like okay yeah that makes the design tough and then
over time it's like okay it's a bit more frustrating than tough so let's let's
change that up a little we also like we shot an arrow at one and like it
almost fucking completely died so yeah yeah I didn't even try it's not fully
though I really like the the new like powered up crystal lizards yes they're
sick yeah great great reward for that well they replace the the titanite
demons from one basically because they even upgrade the same kinds of
materials and they look cool too at that scale yeah definitely definitely
you'll see other ones they're pretty sick I played that a lot I watched a bunch
of anime you watched and yeah I want a bunch a bunch of new stuff came out did
any of you guys watch space patrol Lulu co not yet okay it's super good yeah I
know I I'm seeing screenshots of references they're making yeah this is
one of them good Chinese cartoons it's super good it's by trigger it's just
this one where people are tweeting me the street sharks are in it yeah okay good
it's it's just take panty and stalking and remove all the raunchiness that's it
that's it so it's a show of nothing no it's really good it's got the same kind
of humor but it's just not about it's not yeah I just I literally don't remember
anything about painting this one this one's themed after space police basically
and it is basically a sequel to inferno cop and inferno cop shows up okay well
there you go I saw that screen yeah that's all I want it's got a different name
but it's the same guy I'm on fire cop yeah but now he's got more fire and more
there's four hundred ten billion of us killed yeah but super sick super good
show really like it's a short you know ten minute thing just like panty and
stalking how that was formatted but it's good by the same kind of team so if you
like that like super eclectic sense of humor kind of the trigger comedy team
yeah they're they're quite good they're quite good I remember I was I heard
recently about how inferno cop they like pledge that they'd only work on it for
like two hours a week or something cuz they knew there was nothing there's no
money to be made on this project so they devoted like so little to it have you
have you seen it at all I've watched all of it so yeah it's fantastic we were
finished doing some recording like months ago we were just like we should
probably watch inferno cop we just watch well we watched through a bunch of it
too yeah I remember did we yeah absolutely on your couch yeah we watched some
episode we watched the beginning yeah I think I watched the rest of we watched
all of it it might have been yeah it's pretty good though and yeah little
goes great and the other one the other one that I think I should put out there
because I don't know if it's on your radars is Kotetsu Joe no Kanbaneri that
was totally on my radar was it yeah yeah no it wasn't Kanbaneri of the iron
fortress okay yeah I wish it was called castle I thought that was gonna be save
it like I'm done for a character named iron Joe so it's can you narrow of the
iron castle yeah yeah that's good enough okay can you narrow thank you thank
you so it's it's by a wit studios and a lot of the team that did the attack on
Titan anime adaptation and it's like they did that anime and they went man we
can do so much better let's do this but better so it's basically about a world
with these I guess zombies and they've got these like molten iron hearts kind of
okay destroying them is kind of tricky because they've got like iron flowing
through their blood and stuff so they're like super hard and durable and so people
hole up in these big like cities that they make with these like with huge moats
around them and stuff like that and the only way to get from city to city is by
train like this sounds like remarkably similar to attack on Titan it's similar
but it's like instantly apparent that it's better it it would be unremarkable if
not for the excellent character writing the insanely high quality animation like
like good parts of attack on Titan's animation and not the bad part only no
better than that okay dude like this show looks beautiful like maybe probably
better than one punch man it is a gorgeous show is it the they have they
usually have three three layers of shading as opposed to just light and dim
they have light mid and dim all over the place really like remarkable animation
that you don't see at all it just doesn't happen plot characters and like so on
is it all is it just like another survival setting you mean like big
monsters are attacking humanity what are we gonna do that's a different setting
death games a different setting that game death game is all of us people have
to be in this closed space and one of us is gonna survive but sometimes like big
monsters are attacking humanity how there's also a death game but sometimes
death game is like and there's monsters we're releasing into like did you guys
say that gun no no it's it's not it's not like that it's it's the trope of like
big months like unstoppable force attacking humanity what's humanity gonna
do that's what it is that's firmly what it is like that it is fucking good you
should absolutely check it out so I have a weird question what's the technology
level on display here it's like 18th century okay with like some steam so
the height of technology the height of technology one tech will summarize with
guns all right like that era but that's what I wanted using steam guns yeah yeah
dude the main character is fucking incredible he's so good he just wants to
fight what's that he's like an engineer but he doesn't want to do engineering he
wants to fight and so he uses his tools to fight he's super cool what's that
name again Kotetsu Joe no can bannary iron English can bannary of the iron
fortress okay can you narrow which one looking up which like which one looking
up would you know whichever just just Google Kotetsu Joe you'll find 410 dead
zombies 410 million dead enemies I talked about I had I was on a podcast this
weekend it was digi bro's spring weebcast which is all about hey what
anime just came out and we just recorded that how many enemies were there a lot
there's a lot or we enjoy it was a lot it was a lot can you contain yourself on
this one I think I can 410 million dead animal billion 141
enemies 141 anyway we recorded the spring weebcast the other day and that
should be going up tomorrow or something like that it might even be up now hell I
don't know it's about five and a half hours long and it covers like every show
worth covering yeah no he told I was like oh how'd that go he says it took five
and a half hours hold on a minute cuz we talk big shit about our four-hour
podcast this is not their standard okay this is a like beginning of season we've
got five people got to talk about all the new non-sequel shows with the
this is their giant bomb countdown so but it was fucking long it's super fun
it's up so yeah that's your anime you want to know what I think about anime
no it's over there it's only five and a half hours long I hope there's time
stand watch them all 1989 could you could you actually like that long like
that's enough to complete one of the series that you guys discussed
if they were if they were released absolutely but we didn't we watched a
bunch of shitty ones and then talked about them how are they all shitty give
me there was a bunch of shitty ones what's the what's the ratio here of
shitty to good yeah same as it always is there's like three or four like gems
and then like 20% is solid good like you know good good and then 20% is fine and
the rest of it's like yeah so like a full half is just trash more than give
or take yeah well like mediocre to trash you know what I mean like if you're
really jonesing for that kind of thing you might like it I need my food
garbage but otherwise do you want any my Superman cartoon away waste of time
yeah you know if you just hold a year like if you just randomly click on
something on Netflix what are the odds it's gonna be good low yeah low if you're
not like right on the front page absolutely low yeah you mean like on
Netflix Netflix you just say Netflix if there was a random one what are the odds
you'd get like a good thing to welcome back to the podcast because I thought
you meant the net the Netflix anime series no just Netflix in general yeah
like you know an anime is good mostly mostly bad so yeah yeah that's the
reality if you pick a person at random out of off the street there's a high
likelihood that they'll smell yeah absolutely there's always that like
especially if you smell them yeah I remember aliens has like two stars on
Netflix so well as it deserves what the fuck I don't sniff the stars do you
know what it changes depending on what you're watching Netflix on if you're
watching Netflix on the 360 it's different than Netflix on the Xbox one
oh because I must be curated to the device exactly so it's 3ds it's so
pixelated I can't watch it 3ds owners love Barney's horse adventure bingo
why is it Barney's horse I don't know I totally I wanted to say Barbie no no I
met Barney now what did you do this week so I on a horse adventure I had the
horrible realization that as long as you make it a franchise I'll like almost
likely be a whale for your mobile game oh no oh what the fuck is this man
but not really because I was mostly in a plane at the time but I kept get saying
let me buy what was it what was it for my was it wwe super car AVP armor oh so
what is this game alien versus predator evolution it's a fun little you know
beat them up brawling thing no it's not it's not fun don't trick people I played
it I thought it was pretty decent but the whole thing about it is that hey go
into your XP and like you have some XP that you gain from doing these missions
and that's cool but you can buy you know the predator one mask with his razor
whip from AVP requiem only thirty five dollars you can deal with all the XP but
the problem is that the XP they give you takes fucking forever takes fucking
forever cap every day I'm guessing no no there's nothing that restrictive but if
you press tap to buy and you can't you can't afford it with your XP if you tap
once more I'll say well you can buy it with with your real money or whatever and
then when you do that when what what's your pred bucks well there's there's
Zeno points and yet to a point okay right so I'm seeing all these mixing
machines and like the game as fatality isn't all this crap and stuff and I'm
just playing I'm like this is kind of fun when I see this I'm like oh but I I can
get the the the razor net but I can make it and it gives me like a full buff and
I'll be able to kill everyone so much easier and I'm on a plane and I have no
Wi-Fi but I keep pressing give me the armor and it's like you can but you're
gonna have to spend your money on it I'm like still pressing the button because I
want it so bad and by the time it came out of my system and like I came home
from Texas and all that I didn't have to you know do it anymore and I'm like but
I'm still thinking about going back in and playing a little bit more but that's
that's the sad realization if that there's a berserk game or how much did you
spend or I spent zero good because a little while I was trying to get all
this but the the realize engine hit me that this might happen yeah you know
don't let it get you try not to get tricked aside from that I played a bit
more clearing saying just I'm all like I said last or I did I say on the stream
or whatever that I'm just trying to get on the box yeah I remember a final color
and that that cool asako shirt came in the mail oh you got it yeah I got it
say well because you're fine you know it's a beautiful did you ever find out
what the other text says on that I know I think it says in the description on the
shirt okay yeah but I'm sure I translate to killer and yeah it's yeah yeah
okay I am your new waifu because the like I I look through all the characters
final colors right will it like the ones you have to you earn can't buy yeah and
I've just looked at every single one with which one do I actually want the most
and it was the Sakos red skin with very nice bloodstain like come on and all
that so I played a bit more quantum break just like I don't know maybe an
extra 40 minutes when I had some spare time and I got like one new power and
I'm just like I'm still I don't know about you if you continue that little bit
yeah like I'm still having fun with the base powers I got out of the tutorial
they're super enjoyable like I always feel like I want more enemies to use
them on yeah because sometimes you can kill them like some rooms you kill them
so fast and you're so effective with everything they're like I didn't really
get to really I want to use it more yeah I'm not against like time dudes yet well
yeah no I know in remedy games eventually we'll just be fighting enemies for
hours the last couple of hours it's just gonna be 400 enemies yeah 410 stop it
stop it time cops dude like it's already killed on the recording session
you destroyed the continuity it's already destroyed but did you watch more
quantum break I I kind of made the decision that while those the show bits
are well done and the actors haven't are good I kind of actually just want to
get on with the game and then when I'm finished I'll watch them if that makes
any sense yeah might actually be a bad move but I'm from the one I watch I'm
like this just seems to get interesting backstory for secondary character yeah
the first one's all about the secondary cast yeah but then the other ones are
not I don't know oh because I thought you'd watch no I didn't play to the second
one no that's all you only watch the first I played it a little bit and then
Dark Souls 3 appeared at my doorstep and then I said well goodbye Xbox one yeah
of course so yeah I'm gonna watch it I decided once I beat it all I'll watch it
just because like yeah there's all these great actors running around and they're
they're slickly produced shows they don't look yeah like cheap no there's
quality there yeah so I saw I watched a movie called they look like people and I
saw a trailer for this and I was like whoa that's fucking weird it's like I
only could describe it as psychological horror in the sense that it's just a
guy's paranoia about what people really are and he thinks that there's like a
race invading those people not lizard people it's not really described so it's
not so it's not real scroll invasion maybe it is because the movie kind of
dances back and forth where you're like wait wait yeah is he crazy or is he have
something going yeah it does a really good job balancing that and it's a very
cheaply main movie when I say cheaply it doesn't look cheap it's just nobody
getting any costume or four actors in a couple of rooms and that's it but holy
shit was it a good movie it was one of the most tense like unnerving like I
would like like Jacob's ladder type stuff they look like rather than like a
silent hill type thing and it really really good acting it's just basically
about two friends and they reconnect after being really really good friends
for a long time and they both have these kind of you know like social like
anxieties and stuff and this one the one guy is just had having this really
weird issue and he doesn't know whether bring it up and he doesn't he's like
he's like people will think I'm crazy I bring this up but it's true that's the
main character yeah yeah it's the main character and it was just really really
awesome I found it on Xbox video service so I'm sure it's on PSN as well I
don't think it's on Netflix right now but it was it was really good one of the
best things I've watched recently I'd be interested to see it I like the premise
yeah because it was really creepy but like not it didn't go for no jump scares
no anything right when you said the name initially I was like zombie movie they
look like movie but no it's a better no that sounds more like like infiltrating
people yeah it sounds more like body snatchers yeah I also like really
quickly saw it 10 cloverfield Lane yeah holy shit fuck the Thailand poster for
that movie why what is it spoilers it's the final shot of really oh wow Asia
doesn't care man that's a big deal because that ring is mine that would be
a lie because like that like for anyone in that country would just be like well
this isn't what the poster promised me for 99% of the film so I was actually a
little disappointed by it not because it was bad or anything but just cuz wait
what's what's cloverfield supposed to be you know I don't really get what they're
like a brand for monster movies it like because some people are saying what
they're actually going for is an anthology and the title doesn't have
anything to do with it I'm like yeah okay that's interesting but I kind of
wanted a sequel to cloverfield so it just means fan footage or something it's not
found footage at all clover 10 cloverfield oh really yeah that's the
other thing that's okay but John Goodman is incredible in the movie yeah it's
shot really well Ramona flowers is incredible in the movie and it's it's
very again very tense very like oh shit what's gonna happen what's gonna happen
but then I like how much the characters bounce back and forth yeah and my
only kind of thing with it is that it just didn't really go anywhere it was
kind of the same situation the entire time then just things happen in the last
ten minutes and I was like oh okay not that it's bad it wasn't what I was
expecting sure yeah I still recommend it though yeah no I like that Kimmy Schmidt
yeah season two just that just come out yes yes it's so wait that came out
already Friday that's all out yeah it's it's like from where I am now and I
like it better than the first season it's so fucking on point I've laughed so
hard I wrote a thing on Twitter saying like just one of her random jokes is
like Kimmy does this thing now or she just talks more about like what she
missed like she did a little bit yeah but then she's just like I really want
to talk about the guy from operation his eyes are open and he's having nine
surgeries yeah and then the guys at stairs like yeah and then it's just
these like six up I'm like halfway done okay okay it's just really really like
again I've laughed constantly in every episode there's some tons more Montreal
talk just randomly talking about pushing and much pushing much remember they
just said all the expose yeah yeah in the first year now they're just like oh
that's just as good it's like it's like when a person goes to Montreal and when
they come back from it through they can't talk about anything else they go
it's so good I went to Montreal I'm like where did Tina Fey have some sort of
weird trip to Montreal I don't get it sounds like it it was really strange but
it's slowly funny and the last kind of thing is I had our friend Chris Ricks
over on a stream and we had fun played JoJo and Sailor Moon games and stuff but
other than that she was telling me about a friend of hers that is looking for a
little little six-month-year-old female kitten that got abandoned from her
previous owners do you have two cats now no not yet okay but we'd like to meet
this kitten because the kid is very shy it is it was already de-clawed because
their owners de-clawed her and she's fixed and we told her about Zach and
they're like if that if there's gonna be a couple that does well a female and a
male one shy kitten and one shire like older cat that might work so maybe we
can set up a few meetings and see if that works but you have to be very like
careful not careful a methodic in that you have to bring them over a couple
times and see if they can get used to each other and they're like I have four
cats and this cat just stays away from all of them because I'm trying to find
this one a home and I saw pictures and I post them on Twitter I'm like it's the
most beautiful little princess kitten ever like I just my heart fucking melted
so hopefully that does well but we don't want to push it if it's not a if it's
not a thing that doesn't matter this is the moment that Matt starts his
descent into crazy cat man yeah that man yeah I've heard that before and you
eventually hit a point where like if you don't want to have to make sure the
match works just have more cats mm-hmm you know they'll all bounce out into a
big kitten catamari down the sea yeah man if you get enough cats and you become
that guy then like doesn't matter if they don't get along but like we were
talking about this like we just we want two pets of anything we want we want to
make a best best friends it get like it doesn't we want kitten and bunny or our
dog and cat we have a cat and snake you just want no they don't get along though
oh have you tried putting everyone forgets about snake even snake forgets
about snake well you didn't get along that's in cat rats yeah and that wasn't
sensible as the rats what though the one last thing though is that I got this in
the mail from a fan that just sent it to me Cthulhu's you sent me the Mad Max
art I had told you guys about oh is that a is that a it wasn't a poster for the
movie it's a magazine cover that was released only in Japan so when I we
talked about this on a video or whatever he just saw here it is I have it and
he's like now that you have it physically because you can't find it online in
decent resolution you can scan it can scan it yeah make it your poster and I'm
like holy shit dude so you'll be the only person in the world that has that
post yeah you better yeah no guidance in Japan certainly probably oh no no get
rid of that like 16 dick tips for her because it yeah because it looks like
the Metal Gear art of that one pig yeah it does yeah it does like so I'm super
stoked to scan like 16 dick tips yeah for her for her that's what the you know
things to make of you whatever 140 billion ways to pleasure your woman thank
you that's it that was a far-reaching one I'm sorry yeah but yeah well he's
sorry to I bet so much for to Cthulhu's for that so yeah that's busy but tight
week very tight Matt what'd you do this week
AVP evolution I was waiting for Willie to pick up the slack fine fuck it I'll go
hey I'm bleeding well I was bleeding all over I got a dry nose dude I bleed all
time your fucking your face is all red anyways I can't tell what was blood or
not racist red on red doesn't show the show I'm it's red on white I'm like a
human red face red hair just fucking bleed whatever who cares same shit okay
whatever okay so what I played more pillars of eternity I played more I
played a shitload more enter the gungeon oh yeah I can't every time I sit down in
between any editing steps or uploading you need to pick it back I was like I'll
do those I'll do a run and I'm getting like super pissed oh at how hard it is to
unlock like permanent progress in that yeah absolutely it's fucking infuriating
it took me a full week to get that elevator because it needs it requires you
to get all that stuff in a run and 120 bucks down and then it asks you beat the
first boss without getting hit and then you'll do it piece cake fuck that
game is really great I played a little bit of Dark Souls 3 that games really
good I wish I could play more of it I hate you Liam I don't know I did not it
seems like you played a lot you're telling me you're grinding out souls I
got really bored and ground up 410 billion souls grinded just like a hundred
hundred twenty thousand that's okay I don't like I don't really have much else
because every time I would be like I'll play Dark Souls I'd play under the gun
so there was a lot of thinking about yes there's a lot of thinking thinking
yeah so my week was not and pushing not very much in there sorry folks no
gun damn a little bit okay okay for a second I was worried that I wouldn't
have anything to do for the nothing really cool happen except for Zeta showed up
wait what that was funny and talk on them top but Zeta showed up and I'm kind
of unimpressed with Zeta I like the mark twos design a lot more than oh the
Zeta showed up yes yeah there we go like also I don't like the colors how
about the fact that it's like yeah this is designed after your specifications and
then they give it to me is like yeah whatever I guess yeah but it's like yo
you're that good yeah no basically don't you like it no yeah it's that
actually yeah no seriously they show up with a new gun to mech and it's better
they give it to Camille and it's better and it's a super awesome man he's like
we built it off your specs isn't that great yeah I guess like I don't exact
line of dialogue so you've now been introduced to Anaheim right and Anaheim
electronics no yeah is it run by the mighty duck okay never mind it's what
are you talking about basically it's like the you basically there is the
Drebben of the Gundam world that was being built in the meantime in like our
early on but wasn't exactly there yet and in Zeta you that's where it's like
okay there's the company that builds all the Mecca for everybody and they're
impartial to the war and they just profit on it oh I see and yeah okay I'll
I'll take a look when I get that far cuz it's not it's not it's not a huge like
point in that regard it's background stuff but I'm sure the name has been
dropped at this point and I think they I think they mentioned it a single time
okay Anaheim is impartial to hockey and their ducks will do anything exactly
that's for the right price yeah absolutely no it's just I feel like you
got most of that from a wiki and was excited that I would hear the name and
I'm totally baffled as to what you're talking about what do you know it's
because it's something that comes up a bit more but it's just it's an
interesting thing that's like part of the backstory of the setting but if you
your confusion means I'm gonna shut up now so never mind it's fine okay all
right it's cool oh yeah you're in Anaheim what no no not the location Anaheim
you've seen the company Anaheim electronics I just Anaheim electronics is
definitely never been mentioned all right they said Anaheim once okay and
that's it then never mind forget getting there it's been a while I am sorry
excuse me go I was really good all right it was worth it for the mighty ducks
yeah that was worth it yeah but you will it would you mighty dogs got a god
damn weird cartoon show that thing was terrible but no they look I wasn't weird
that was great they look cool I don't make Donald's toy it was shaped like a
pock I liked it the mighty ducks coming from mighty ducks of Anaheim was
good you said it was shitty but the show might be bad but I thought the heroes
themselves are great yeah that was weird I think I watched like one episode
game I feel like there was a game I might just be thinking of like
Battletoads and battle maniacs I would have seen it in my like list by now so
what would you do with your week I finished your devil so finally we do
that spoiler cast we can do it not today though you haven't watched it I haven't
watched it you are busy like still clearing out the office I'm almost done
but that keeps going seasons well whenever you guys want to do that that's
good to go you guys can go ahead I have some thoughts yeah absolutely I don't
even care anymore but Matt does I'd have a few things to say but honestly yeah it
has been a month since I watched it yeah but now your thoughts are fermented
and stronger well how about we just talk about it now that you said you did it
how about we just talk about during the Punisher LP yeah sure okay four worn
per people if we remember that's a bad idea yeah I think we should just do a
spoiler I like when Frank shuttle those people that's the end of my body did he
shoot for fifty eight thousand and fifty two that's correct yeah actually that's
actually that's correct we all saw that article yeah we all have the subreddit
link yeah so let's not act like we knew that before that I knew that I knew
that I mentioned it today to you counting Liam did you see that thing that
someone also puzzles have read it about ghost writer in the Punisher no not yet
the ghost writer uses his pen and stare do you remember what that does no it's
basically a raging demon shows you okay a desert the punishment oh the pen and
stare I just heard you okay yeah and then he does it to the Punisher in the
Punisher just like so hey just punches go straighter off I just keep I saw the
pages where the Punisher stole Ant-Man's costume yeah fuck I like this
that's a strong pun many of these things I didn't know yeah it's like face your
sins he's like I regret nothing yeah well I got my self on the shoulder every
day I'm doing a good job what are you doing ghost writer your pen and stare
made me feel better about my actions people all the time he just they had
they've been always knows that they're super evil because of whatever anyway
just like Punisher yeah yeah yeah yeah so we can do that spoiler cast whenever
you guys want overall thoughts though overall thoughts were first half our
first 75% way better than season one last 25% poorer interesting yeah it doesn't
quite stick doesn't stick to the first season doesn't stick to the start of
the first season is slower not as great by comparison yeah the build-up is
fantastic how great is foggy how not the most annoying person in the world is
foggy he's terrible you know you know what though I don't even I don't even
feel that angry because most of the time he was being annoying he had a point no
I don't care he was right okay also no he wasn't like I'm not talking he wasn't
right cuz he would say hey stop being a superhero and saving people's lives no
no he like a lot of the time what he had to say made a lot of sense but also but
regardless Rosario Dawson is the brightest right character in this entire
show she's gonna be in all of the shit she's so correct in everything it's
great also that guy that runs the newspaper is pretty slick too yeah I
agree with the guy who gives people jobs for no reason I like the way he
talks he's he's kind of a shit in the first season yeah they kind of made him
a bit more like he's leveled up he's leveled up you've you've learned he like
you know that he's a dick now but that's his thing yeah what did you think of the
stairwell fight that was good yeah you told me about that just by the name
stairwell like the it's the best fighting scene I've seen ever it was it was the
best fight scene in the show that's sir better than the one in the first one
the hallway one yeah yeah I'd say so yeah cuz that one just blew me away yeah
I didn't have enough murder in it for me he clearly murders several people in
there the whole injuries the hallway one now now we're talking that's the
murder I was I was way more like like turn for the every day the what do you
even call it what do I call it I guess I'll say the the the hallway one that
happens in this one towards the hallway part to know you're talking about season
one hallway right no I'm talking about in season two when there's a fight that
goes that's like down a hallway down no we're talking about the one in the jail
okay I'm okay I'm talking about the jail fight yeah yeah yeah jail fight is to me
was murder in there I like that one much better because it was clearly more
visceral for obvious reasons and you get that payout TV shows becoming like
your video games oh you don't even know how close it's becoming to the video
game the end of it like the thing too about that whole like at the 75% mark
like it's like right at that point you get that all the Warriors moment and it's
like oh yeah it's going down what and then it just kind of let's spider-man
threes it a little bit you know well the way the weirdest part is that I feel
like the threats like the very navel nebulous threat is it's really unclear
yeah as to why the bad guys plan will be a problem right why should we worry about
this and I don't know and the honest truth is that like it helps to know the
comic back story in those moments but so yeah I don't know and I'm just going
along this and it's like really stick you can't just say this is the bet like
at one point he says it's the end of the world and I want to shake the guy go
why why is it the end of the world I although I did I did go back and pick
up three volumes of the the Frank Miller lecture just just just just to
refresh just to refresh on that stuff you know cuz I mean like as well the
lecture in the show like has some annoying things not because of the actress
or her dialogue per se is just like what they had her do which is annoyingly
call Matt every like just not the best yeah her herself like her herself was
like an awesome version of lecture much more like when I say much more awesome
than the dishwater that was Jennifer Garner indeed and you know no no like
psychic abilities this time around but whatever it's fine it's fine okay I think
I talked to you about this when you're doing the punish all p and you
ought to obviously just say if you liked it or not but what did you think of how
Frank got his skull that's what that's what I meant when I said like that your
payoff like that was I don't get what you're talking about he just paints it
on the on the best no no there's a thing that looks at that inspires him to do
inspiration behind it and I never saw this really solid I'm sure you guys
have a lot more detailed information in the spoiler cat certainly I'm pretty
much done and you know what to man like the the rival that dare devil has to
deal with is like that return was really fun as well because like initially it
was really goofy in season one but then like we double down a little bit and make
it more interesting I totally disagree I think that characters return was super
ah oh well because they don't do anything different yeah they did more in the
first season than they do in the second anyway you guys can discuss this yeah
yeah yeah I guess so I guess so come on come on I also went to obsidium which is
another room escape how many fucking there's a couple there's a couple so much
so 35 so here's the thing is this the one near Chinatown this is the one near
Papina because I saw one near Chinatown and I was like how many so here's what
the number well here's what's going on right room escape is now popping off yeah
and it's like they're opening up as we speak over the last 12 months let's say
the new vape stores let's say 24 months like over the last two years stores are
shutting down shut down shut down doors can't shut down fast enough they're
shutting down and making room for room escape yeah get ready for your combo
room escape vape kit store yeah you gotta vape your way through this room vape
escape can you fucking can you escape the right that down right next to castle
superpiece no but um the the the room escape the ones that week you're gonna
see the rooms the words vape escape and you're not gonna understand the context
wait what was that I really like the the main ones that I went to I told you
about that were like in the area and so it's like I'm trying to like check out
the other ones around town to see how they are doing things differently and
this one I went to is actually yeah it's a very very different setup where it's
not exactly like puzzles and and solving and then getting to the next area it's
about punching doors really hard this one was like you can't punch through tough
like and I got your money and this one I look I don't mind to elaborate a
little bit more on this one because it's just it's one of many scenarios at
this place but it was basically like okay here's a scenario you go in and now
you're you're in two teams of four and one team gets locked up further inside
of this facility and they have to try and figure out what they can find what
they can while handcuffed to this like this area and like like a sort of stuck
in the interrogation room then the other team of four has to infiltrate from
outside the facility literally that's neat right and you're giving out doors
or just outside like an inner facility outside the warehouse like main gates
okay and then you're given a duffle bag full of infiltration tools again and you
have to use them as you will right so you infall you like you start starting
with like a an actual like door lock scanner that you have to play a hacking
device into and then decode easy money right and then like and then just kind
of splits from there and this one was like again it's a very different set of
goals where you get in you're looking at security footage you're going back
through tapes you're trying to find passwords and whatnot and at some point
there's actually a like a moment where you you find the what is implied to be a
guard secure like a security guard routine pattern routine and you actually
have to like thought you have to hide in vents and in secret places and put
everything back as it was while the guard investigates the area you're in to
not get caught right and then they leave and then you like you know was that
noise basically right and then at one point if you're in the right area you
can actually kind of peek out and see one of the guard the guards putting the
password into a certain door and get some extra stuff there really fun stuff
you know sounds like an actual stealth video game yeah it really was and like
you look through your duffel bag and see your tools and at one point you see a
little like like remote control car and an iPhone to control it with and you
have to put that in a vent and steer it through that's our crowbar there's no
crowbar but basically you steer it through and like and there's stuff yeah
there's stuff to do yeah maybe you can put a key on it and bring it to some
people that need a key yeah you know and then eventually you both you both
teams go through their own respective like hallways and mysteries and rooms and
then you meet back up yeah with a central final room where you have to solve
the big one and the big one is like really elaborate and then a tall guy
comes out and you all got a kick his ass well the fucked up thing is like welcome
to die the fucked up thing is now you're a big group of eight yeah and the
security guards are due for another pattern in 30 seconds where the fuck
do all eight of you hide you know so that she gets hard to jump them really
really fun stuff there tie him up with the handcuffs yeah yeah well just fuck
him up kick him in the balls and never allowed to come back here and one thing
I'll say that I'm noticing is that like as time is going on and more rooms are
getting set up they're straight up grabbing the latest toys gimmicks and
technology yeah of course from off the shelves and working them into so well
how long do you think it is before one of these is marketed as being a real and
dangerous well I've already injuries guaranteed well like you know I talked
about this before like you can go through haunted houses and then you can
pay money for like the things where they were they throw you in the back of the
cars they throw you in the cars and those spikes are real just treading right
under illegal yeah well we had a really long discussion afterwards about we
went out for drinks after and we're just talking about like okay so you get
that quarter million dollars yes you buy that haunted town that we were
talking about or that we have on our wish list for this for the stream yeah
and then you make that a giant room escape town there was a there was a some
form of Kickstarter or something like that a long time ago that when that
started popping off and it was Detroit land is real cheap and the guy I'm like
mapped out like this 10 square mile area of Detroit that you could buy for
like 200 grand and his plan was to turn it into like a paintball theme park with
zombies yeah yeah yeah that's pretty cool absolutely no that's it not happen
bummer it'd be so fun to set that up and have it be like you come in you camp
out for three days and you participate in this massive escape game you know we'll
call it Madden town yeah Jimmy Jimmy got a little too real and killed and ate his
teammates it's fine no he won that was the victory condition I guess he won yeah
and so and so I'm gonna continue to like let me there was one I took a picture of
it room escape when you leave the the gates of Chinatown on Saint Laurent
or whatever yeah yeah this one jeur d'évasion up above whatever this
Davidson place is okay it's I'll show you on yeah that I haven't I haven't seen
that that's new too yeah sketchy in French so it'll be perfect mm-hmm sketchy
French and Chinese and there's another one makes another one downtown that's
just called trapped so that I'm gonna go check out as well oh I heard about that
one yeah yeah the band trapped just shows up and starts playing you're like no
I'm trapped in here with them and you know besides that's a lot of work in
gym stuff boxing so I'm so forth so nothing else really excited new Joe Joe's
pretty good and you Joe Joe's pretty good I am I am kind of disappointed that
they they didn't explain okuyasu as well as they should have it was a bit
unclear with how they handled that I thought it was pretty pretty rock solid
but the way it looks and the sound it makes it's the same noise the world it
makes the same noise like a very not the exact same but it's a very similar kind
of reality is being broken right now and this is not supposed to happen you did
some shit that you should not have done I look forward to him poorly using this
power I look no I look forward to four episodes from now do you think it's
gonna be every stand user I look forward to them for looking no no that's his
guys thing I'm looking forward to super good not the next step but he's not you
stupid but the episode after the one after that because that's the right oh
no that'll probably be a little bit further on the locks the locks fun
good yeah that'll be me man that'll be me okay so what's up in the world this
week would you this week
I do that I just think of the stupid fucking the intro role of Dragon Master
sure when we did it that that that that that that that that that that that that
that I just started sing that one day we couldn't figure out what it was for like
weeks and we discovered that it was the fucking b-roll for fucking Dragon Master
the weirdest thing about that that is and like and I've always told you guys
every time you made that noise that that's the same sound for here comes a
new challenger in Street Fighter as well but it's you put in a new quarter and
press start and the game goes da da da da da I know but the vocal version of it
is identical whether or not the actual version in your head is different no
what's the thing coming out of your mouth no you don't understand some
Dragon Master yeah okay actually I do understand it's got one Garcia and he's
got overstands yeah yeah the spin kick that tracks that's a good one that's a
new one all right so this week the video games industry had a week no didn't
that's that that I suppose we should start with that that that that but you
know but besides the Tower Knights team yeah yeah I suppose we should start with
the leaked that there's likely going to be a Batman Arkham HD collection sure
okay I'll play asylum again oh I'll play asylum I'll play asylum again that's the
reason why I brought this up okay because origins is not included in it
that's that is like that doesn't say a lot no extra spit in your eye yes
origin is just city and asylum and I will play asylum yeah it's good I'll play
city for like an hour alternatively if you do have it on PC once they ripped
the games for Windows Live stuff out of that those PC ports are fine now for the
first two not not I heard they were they were always pretty good but games
Windows Live totally crippled they had those things that were marring them but
like the games like horrible save problems with those two games oh shit it
was dude it was bad okay and once they went all to steam like now those are
solid because yeah not not origin or fucking night but the first two yeah some
really baffling decisions going on as well with Mirzec catalysts there is a
screenshot well not a screenshot but it's like there's an hour there's about
an hour of gameplay footage you can go check out now and they revealed a lot of
ever puts down a gun they revealed a lot of she's actually got a bushwhacker style
and is replaced with a gun that's the only way forward our hands and legs so
they show you an hour of gameplay footage and one of the things that people
caught on to is that there is now an upgrade tree yeah and the upgrade tree
includes like combat abilities that you gain as you go bring progress sure but
also movement abilities and things as simple as tucking your feet in and
doing quick turns are things that you have to unlock it's fine I don't like
it's probably built into the way you progress through as long as the levels
don't require you to do but but but the thing but the thing about it like
tucking your legs after a jump is that you never have to do it but it just makes
your time better yeah the problem is that now you won't us now you want to do
the fastest run through the first level the same way you'd be able to do in the
final honestly this makes like more sense because it'll be able to teach new
players better but it won't over complicate things because I remember
people getting like overwhelmed by the amount of things you could do in the
yes which but to me that was kind of a fine because you didn't have to do them
no it was it was just for time and I just I just remember people saying that
when it came out so one so each one of those like obstacles that it was like
hey you can jump and tuck over this you could usually also slide under it
easily it's a little bit slower but simple you know I am and I feel like in
a game like this where like you are looking at the clock from moment one at
least I know I feel like I am it's kind of like make it so that I have all my
abilities faith knows what she's doing and then like if you're gonna have
upgrades and what perhaps combat like that this is absolutely the best route
to go and you are wrong if this was the first mirror's edge but because this is
a sequel that means that it is weird and awkward it's not a sequel it's a reboot
wait what yeah I didn't know that whatever it's the second game like so it's
a soft I agree that having her relearning things she already knew in a skill
based tree thing is weird yeah but it's not the same faith so whatever I still
second game it's ultimately it is no it is I mean I mean we'll have to see I
didn't know is a reboot we'll have to see how it plays out but like the mirror's
edge that I like is the one where you have all your tools and you have to
what about like character action games but what about like things when we talk
about what's great about well what's that game called
God I had not heavensly sword but hell blade right no maybe help late oh sorry
Beijing guy no so we talk that we talk about how like with hell blade for
example you have a move list as opposed to a body's do you yeah and that was we
brought it so we brought it up on the podcast before but basically one of the
cool things about that there was like oh shit this game actually looks kind of
interesting is the fact that's like you have a move list and then you'd have to
just kind of get used to that and learn how to fight I must have forgotten that
because that was being made by Ninja theory yeah I'll play the game that's not
out yet the game that's being made by the ninja theory that's correct yeah follow
the dev diaries on it there's some interesting stuff I highly I could not I
can't believe that there won't be a all moves unlocked new game plus variant for
speed runs likely yeah well but also like I can like banded it to you know you
don't start with all your moves devil may cry for you don't start with any moves
I'm fine with if there was a compromise where you had the basic version of the
move and then you got better versions of it that would be okay but not having it
at all to me feels like no good I want to be able to do everything that faith
originally could do from the moment one and then have better things on top of
that being layered that's fine to me but like Liam just said it's a real don't
give me a worse faith you know I mean like it's open world I think that's part
of the nature of like actually giving you places to go around to otherwise you'd
be able to go everywhere from I didn't know his open world either I haven't been
following this game at all okay well you know I don't like it I really hope that
I could go either way I really hope that it doesn't take like more than like the
first hour we'll see the thing is well it's like in order unlock all your extra
movement abilities you're gonna have to complete the shooting challenges right
because you know this the new stuff you see in the trailer like like grabbing a
pole while you're turning 90 degrees and things like that that looks like super
useful stuff that you don't need but it's you know there for you upgrade your
pole grabbing yeah sure but yeah I would I was I would like to see like like I
said improvements being upgrades but not like base abilities you know that's an
improvement I'm really disappointed that she's not just an improvement to the
jump text and improvement to the jump but it all but again there's certain
certain obstacles you can fit in where you couldn't otherwise it would be a
certain you jump against a certain type of surface and it would become I'm
familiar I've played the game yeah so you think about the kind of areas that it
would be a climb instead of a instead of a clean like jump right over sure but
that's what I mean it's an improvement to it otherwise you climb but yeah like
you're shorter Joe yeah but skill based you know I like it's dude it's I
think it's like a royal guard I think great to the your sword I think I think
it's just like you know it'll just be a matter of preference on it but like but
Dante knew all those moves last game I'm sorry I'm being petulant no but I think
your character action analogy is like exact but I don't think about mirrors
that just a character action game I think about it as mirrors no but it's not
about all about it's about learning techniques like a beginner doesn't have
to do frame perfect stuff well but you know someone that's not a beginner would
enjoy that and would like to and that's all I'm saying is I would love games like
Bayonetta and stuff I never saw this being a problem with you so I'm just
intrigued that's all no because again I just I never I don't see it as a
character action game like it's not but it you're not listening I know but I
have sort of what mirrors edges to me already mm-hmm and I think it's arbitrary
and I think it'd be it's not arbitrary it's that she's got a set move list right
so much like let's say Dark Souls 3 came out and then it turned out that like
upgrading your weapons to a certain ability a certain number then unlocked a
new move for it or something like that sure that'd be very different from the
way upgrades worked in previous games sure so you've kind of gotten used to
this one thing and like to me I like the fact that it was skill based from
moment one as opposed to that normal progression I enjoy that and I like that
every game most games have a kind of skill that eventually like gets you a
certain thing I like that not every game has that I like certain games like in
Symphony of the Night in the Castlevania games where you actually have all those
moves right away you just if you know how to do them or you know what to do
you don't have all of them I enjoy things like that sure I enjoy games yeah
like a new Souls game like almost once a year like roughly let's say once a year
a year and a half and the last time a mirrors edge came out game was like
almost 10 years ago yeah absolutely and it was like considered like not a huge
success it was not a huge success so I think it was a moderate into a rebranding
type thing I wonder and into the reboot I wonder no existed it could be it could
be I I just kind of like you know I think it's a good idea because people like
upgrade systems so yeah it certainly is it by the end on a string to the game by
the end of the game you will absolutely you will certainly have more movement
mechanics than you did in the marriage one yeah I wonder that's guaranteed I
wonder if like you're gonna have first level faith tucking rolling and doing
amazing things and then she's gonna get hit and then suddenly forget them all
well no cuz it's a reboot yeah it's a reboot or like after you don't need to
like have to request permission to tuck from okay no that would be great that
would be Adam am I allowed to use my tuck and roll no P right now you can't
use it that's too deep you know how dangerous tucks are come on girl you
got to get out of there what else we've got we got the guile info drop is it
cuz I saw people saying was a leak and like that's a lot of screenshots for a
leak this morning I'll post it on Capcom unity actually that's that's half
right cuz this morning they posted the pictures and took them down and then
they put them back up when the post went up so okay if you heard it was a leak
it was cuz he got in just before that all right the post that's up is a bunch
of screenshots and a complete description of his V skill I want to hear that shit
cuz I only saw the screenshots by the way girl looks good I like his redesign
does did you see the first new shop Ken's face onto I did not but I'm excited
yeah so guile's deal is one his case now his outfit is officially like the
officers uniform with like sunglasses got the shades on officially he's got
the like kind of decorated shirt I don't know what's great I don't know what the
you know what the right terminology is for that type but it's not as old one
that's not it's not the army fatigues and wife beaters we're in a nice shirt
and pants and the tie yeah so the actual V skill fuck I forget what it's
called but what it is a little floating sonic yeah he creates a little mini
sonic boom that's static in on it like in the air and then it kind of moves
forward and creates a barrier almost so it's like it's very slow it's like a
little sonic boom that just kind of fucking and it doesn't reflect it
doesn't reflect and it's like one it's only one hit one hit of durability and
it's just it's just a static projectile wall that appears that's amazing it's
really strong sounding it sounds really strong however let's not forget how much
people have projectile yeah sure maneuvering that's infuriating like
that sounds like an even more annoying version of Laura's bullshit yeah yeah if
you shoot a sonic boom through it it adds a hit of durability of son exactly
I think my understanding was that it costed the other thing to do it sure
vanish but that's still really good he creates a stationary projectile that
can also juice up his sonic boom geez man did they say it was a wall because I
didn't read that anywhere no but the screenshot shows you it turning into shit
I didn't see you see the little you see a little screenshot of the circle and then
the second one after it it looks like a Kaiser wave okay I only saw the first
ones when they were posted initially that wasn't that cool it's like it's like
a toe-to-shoulder height hi hi pretty big fuck and then yeah that's sonic blade
and then his V trigger is solid puncher where he pot he like he powers up his
fists super good and then he can throw out continuous sonic booms each button
throws a different speed of sonic boom that's cool and he can create some
interesting sonic boom based sequences using these they can you they act as
combo extenders and basically help you push push people into the corner that's
literally I wonder how many that is literally Charlie's super from alpha yeah
you shut all those sonic booms at different speeds I'm really curious how
many he's gonna get for a full bar yeah it will have to see how expensive they
make it because like can he gets to mm-hmm so it's Charlie's super you get
so I hope he gets like 20 Charlie super combined with his his block stunts like
strings yeah go like at the normal sonic boom kick sonic boom tap sonic boom one
sonic boom button in between so a really interesting sort of pressure set up
making and then of course he's got sonic hurricane as his super yeah so he's
projecting hurricane gets better with the when he has his thing on yes he does
exactly it gets more range and damage so gyle is now a straight-up projectile
beast like gyle having three moves is like oh wow you're right
has three moves finally yeah holy shit it's a big deal though it's a charge
character right he's probably still a charge I really oh my god I forgot
wait what a screenshot out what that's just him crouching he said yes he is a
charge character for one read because there's one other thing I forgot to
mention he's got a new move called faultless move and it's down forward he
crawls forward holding his charge shut wait what if you hold down forward he
will you can crouch forward and move forward as gyle holding you're still
holding down but you can't get your boom out obviously no it's not like boom
that's that's awesome but it's a walk forward with your flash I wonder how slow
it is I'd love it must be must be so slow slower than bison's walk I think
that's stupid in a story context like cuz it shows I'm coming in no it shows
that he's learned is physically like he has to do his moves with his own body by
kind of putting holding his key back for two seconds like you know what I mean I
mean it's a story it's applying like yeah it's applying the command just to
just him slowly inching forward in a crowd so I don't get you but but like
adding adding a crouch walk to one character solid yeah it's super interesting
because usually like when the fighting game has that it's a universal system
yeah so gyle gyle it's so fucking weird gals fresh man gals fresh and then it's
weird I'm really glad I've like forgotten the order so it was like a big
surprise I thought it was ball rock this week I this this month I thought it was
Ibuki and I was like yeah all right gyle when I was a you want to I don't want to
look at the order anymore talking to people at the tournament it sounded like
everyone thought Bob Rock was next as well so huh yeah perhaps not so there's
that and then we've got like the I guess related is the fact that there's a
modern made created Alex model that looks way better I saw that I think it looks
I don't have a problem with his head mainly I like his hair how that's a
yes yeah the body is like it's definitely going back to the old
proportions but I think the new body looks better and a bit more normal but
the hair and face looks way better way better it's these things are getting
good I'm keen to see what his retro costume looks like when they get there
because they already with Kami they've set the precedent of adjusting the face
so and and here's the thing now because this rather than fix Ken then fix for
sure pressing Ken needs to get good these things are now way higher profile as
far as like the mod things are news goes around like it's now a bigger deal and
more people are seeing it it makes me wonder like like it's more embarrassing
when the bottles look weird now you know and like are they what people can just
show you up what yeah when a fan just shows you up would they actually embarrassing
if people don't like it I mean it didn't really happen but even then like that's
the question like embarrassing has always been a weird word to use because like
are the team embarrassed they should be are they just like we want to do better
next time it didn't happen it didn't happen with the three five or four
models you're right like they no one tried to improve the base models like
yeah there's lots of mods for other cosmic stuff but at least I don't remember
going hey really looks like shit yeah or like better Ken or stuff like that you
know yeah you do very mostly people focused on like costumes and different
characters that weren't in it at all the guy and the guy that do you remember the
guy remember the Alex model in for that was based off of able yeah it's the same
guy oh really it's the same it's a big Alex yeah and he also made Q wait that
in Street Fighter 5 yeah unfortunately he's using Bison's moves but it's an
amazing yeah looks amazing so hire that man and that's what I'm getting at I'm
like would Capcom actually be like no hmm if he's American no no period I mean
it's not like their staff are doing bad the design's different no Ken's face
looks horrible no no but I mean the design is different they followed a
different design well whoever is there the model whoever whoever is at core for
the reason Ken's face looks like that should be embarrassed no I'm just saying
the model quality isn't the fault sure then the artist should feel embarrassed
yeah perhaps needs it's possible it's entirely possible and likely that it's
the the character turnaround the reference sheet that they just matched was
like look looked weird like that yeah but you know well just notice I don't I
wouldn't immediately jump to like hire this guy cuz it's like his eyes his art
quality is the same like they're really good he's just following a design that
people like better mm-hmm you know I mean we'll hire him but he's yeah he's
still clearly capable of doing well as a designer then he's capable of doing a
job that could well sure unless it comes out that Ken's face in the design
process was totally fine and the implementation was was gone so but I
don't think that's the case if we ever see that art we'd then we'd know for
sure yeah we fight a five art book would help so we've got a couple of
announcements from insomniac probably the million announcement we can't sleep
I'm hilarious the most exciting one pre being feral rights a new game from the
director of sunset overdrive and it seems to be like a bit of a Zelda God of War
hybrid action game with a man that transforms and transforms like bloody
roar style anthropomorphic hero I hope they get it out elsewhere cuz this along
with you know edge of nowhere and their other new title that they announced are
their Oculus exclusives yeah so I was gonna get now when I think of Oculus
inclusive exclusives I think of third-person brawling action games like
you know I mean I really wish that would show up on other stuff that's what I
was gonna say is like well regardless of what you associate with the brand like
I'm just not in a place where I want to spend over $2,000 to go on plus I want
to play that's the real no you're laughing cuz it's like the number you
put out it's just I have to buy a new piece every time yeah I mean what one
day I'll buy a PC and it'll just be good enough and that'll be great but for
now yeah and the headset will be a pair of sunglasses it'll cost or whatever
exactly or at least beyond PlayStation VR so at least to cut some I'm really
happy to see motors already getting in there and getting the of working with
Oculus exclusive software yes like just early stuff so it's not perfect yet but
like getting through that protection it's really great aside from feral rights
I was kind of confused you mean the vibe announcements HTC Vive yeah okay like
said the Vive no he said the beef that one yeah what were you saying the feral
rights but I got kind of muddled with the other like three or two other games
yes let's let's let's go into it so we have announced one other we have so well
song of the deep was already announced that's the metroidvania game as they call
it as they call it I know you hate the term but people know what the term is a
thing but I'm talking and I'm like you got to prove that to me because I don't
believe you and then they have edge of nowhere a third-person action adventure
game where players travel to the far reaches of the Antarctic Mountings this
one was announced a long time is that one of your katoos this one was not this
one was like playable at Pax last year okay it's really cool it's probably the
most AAA VR game right now okay and the last of their announced games was the
unspoken which is talk about it it's a touch-enabled games that basically you
manipulate environments with arcane forces summon monstrosities and yeah
it's like a magic game do magic things magic stuff that one must be a ways off
because oculus touch is still like not out you know well not even up for pre-order
yeah and even if it was up for pre-order who knows what that actually means
anymore so do you know that that first-person game I think it's called
mage or magus magus yeah we played that lichdom probably means lichdom where
you're a mage yeah and you have not magus magus is terrible and we mystery box
magus okay you might be thinking of lichdom battle mage battle mage right
yep that's what I'm thinking of that game is sick yes and I would love an
oculus style game where you were a first-person mage and you have a spell
book in one hand that's like and you're flipping that's like ages that's like
the most basic bitch VR thing so give it time yeah you'll get 20 good ones you
know yeah there's there's there's a disc release coming out for it soon
actually do you mean 20 good ones are 18 average ones one fine one and one
actually good you know you know they'll all be within the 70 to 80 meta region
oh I hate I'm starting to hate that region meta region I hate it 80's a good game
there one 80's a good game but 79 fuck that pilot garbage yeah can eat my ass
I hate I hate that's so upsetting to me but like here's a thing you number
that's what they work that's what somebody who put out a 79 game would say
the other game you described was also third-person and like I'm kind of like
you know if you have a first-person thing or whatever and it's on like a VR
machine that's only makes and you built it from the ground up that's only makes
sense but it's like do I want to play your third-person brawling Zelda got a war
bloody roar game right mm-hmm but I don't see many benefits I know it's like
there's there's been some third-person games released in the office or whatever
and I'm sure they're fine but like exclusives it's like this can work fine
on yeah that's what Liam was saying it's like yeah really game that has this
perspective and yeah possibly use your VR to its fullest so just hope on the
line a lot of them and even like job simulator which is like one of the ones
that valve is really pushing that I that I played it was quite fun yeah I
played it too it's really enjoyable did you play it with the view or yeah okay
because sorry I pronounce it just because every ever since I saw the word for
the first time I went oh Veeve I know how it's so yeah it's just so weird yeah
I never heard anyone else like this like all the everyone who said it on videos is
English yeah like that's what happened yeah anyway it was French it would be
it would be yeah anyway that's one of the ones they're really pushing as like
using the room the space and you can move around in it right but I played it on
psvr and like it adapts like a hundred percent fine and a lot of like 90% of
the games right now I want to say like way more than 90 probably 99 like hover
junkers is probably one of the only ones that legitimately uses like good space
and some of valves like test ones in those like portal rooms like obviously
they use it a lot but yeah I do hope that the barriers get broken down a
little just waiting for porn to hit it and that'll cause the big boom they
playing a platformer on the Sega CD or something it doesn't let the format
lens itself no real advantages yeah I think though there's like there's just
a basic probably interesting thing to playing a third-person game where like
there's just no borders to your vision while controlling the character well
Lucky's tails out it was one of the launch titles for a list that was bundled
with all the units and like apparently it's quite good so so good that Oculus
decided to bundle it as a third-person game you know it's pretty interesting
and and people say like it just like your your spatial sense is really good yeah
that much exactly like not as good as now that's like yeah I feel like that in
itself is like 41 million units sold to billion actually super unnecessary but
probably just cool to have yeah available no that that that's it spatial
sense is good character looks at you and waves at you and it feels nice
apparently got a little fuzzy feeling okay so I guess speaking of fuzzy
feelings Shin Gojira hey we are getting a Star Fox zero animated short oh yeah by
Miyamoto studio IG production IG rather and studio wit with studios so is it with
the Muppets CG anime but yeah man where I'd like they're they're making a
Star Fox short that's that's crazy that's cool like a kid at Chris remember no
no I don't Chris has like yeah there's a bunch of anime shorts by different studios
great I never miss that great yeah are they in the game anywhere no not at all
and this one won't be in the game either I bet you they said yeah they said this
is gonna be on the Treehouse special yeah no it's they're online people of
saved him and stuff but I hope it has bad English voice acting oh that'd be
good they'll use the same cast there's no way that they would right yeah still
hope it's bad were they any good yeah they're fun they're fun especially if
you played the game because it's all just fan service stuff so that's like I
saw the trailer for it look pretty cool that's cute yeah one of them is worse
than the others well I meant the Star Fox I watched the trailer it looks really
cool yeah no I'm really keen to see it yeah I want to see a scene in which Fox
and Falco take their legs off and discuss how their knees are chapped yeah I
would like to see more of this type of thing for Nintendo franchises but I
find that the the whole rule like the fact that they don't have an outlet yet
is the strangest part of this what do you mean like outlet like is it intended
for Treehouse stream is that why it's I think it is premiering it'll will it be
on the disc is it gonna not for the disc but it's just promo material like
Pikmin just kind of went on the e-shop and that was it right yeah Pikmin had
the e-shop release which was neat but I think it's just promo material don't
worry though but though when one that Netflix Zelda show shows up they'll put
the rest of these it feels like it needs some proper distribution of some kind
I mean it wouldn't be the first time like hopefully like both the
Tokiden games have like an anime thing that never those just like a one-off to
advertise the game Soul Sacrifice Delta has a really pretty one well remember
like they had that jury anime like that Capcom kept away from being anywhere
even outside Japan for like forever like two years yeah we finally got it on the
anniversary box which is always frustrating cuz like everyone was whoa
everyone was saying it was quite allergic to something in my house not
allergic to now remember he remember he was sneezing like this but was that
always oh shit maybe it's not unusual I just need a lot doesn't that mean you're
allergic to something common I know I'm not allergic to anything someone please
diagnose Liam what's Liam allergic to you
get your answers to super best friend cast he's allergic to guitar hero MMOs
that was alright that was pretty good is really sure will be shut up about
whatever you're about to say that sounds terrible it's nowhere near as bad as it
sounds oh cuz that sounds like the worst yeah it's not quite what you think so
what is the unseen 64 has revealed really on point lately unseen 64 always
never not only am they found a big dumpster with a bunch of canceled shit
never fucking never fucking failing on reporting about fucking failures yeah and
project hammer hero world was a project that was being made by a Dutch studio
called virtual fairground in 2010 never and yeah this was basically a game where
you created a character like from the DJ hero and guitar hero live worlds and you
played online with everyone that described this isn't it like I know they
cancel my pad I suppose you got exactly like a third person thing no yes there's
a third no there's third person running around and you with your creative
character and doing like fucking go play sets with people yeah what do you want
to tell you that is like terrible hit the note track hit the note chart it's
neat I don't know how much I would have played it I don't know either like I
certainly wouldn't and you know what we know where no one would have played it
at 2010 where everyone shoved all their plastic toy shit and the fucking
garbage so when I I cut my lease with my old apartment right and you left all
your guitar and they were like hey can you can you move out the rest of your
stuff because there's a bunch of stuff you didn't move out when you moved I'm
like okay let me go upstairs and check it's a bunch of action figures that I
never unpacked from my original move in that building and there's an air
conditioner and there's all the plastic instruments and I'm like you know what I
would rather pay the fee yeah that says no fuck it their value list and and just
leave all that shit there yeah cuz fuck it it was worth paying the feed and I
have to drag the guitar hero show you didn't pay the fee and those action
figures down to the trash where they were gonna go I hope someday like someone
creates some kind of really cool fuck it like salvage beast out of like somebody
beat Dark Souls one with like the drum kit yeah like those things about live
their usefulness I have a friend who went through the double dragging games on
xbl a with the guitar controller not the not neon but the older ones oh that
sucks he said it was great all because it's such a cuz the old arcade ones are
don't play well oh okay yeah but you'd be really great like a double fine or
some type of like some publisher of that ilk we make a parody game where there
is a final boss that's made out of hey remember all this plastic guitar shit
there's a final boss made out of that that'd be something like Barkley to yeah
yeah yeah like easily easily um that's what Ku Klain is or that stupid
basketball you left in my house that's a motion different ones no we got to play
that game it's better than me saying chuchu chelain chuchulain to after the
Danon yeah so speaking of like I guess the yeah that that that drum souls thing
yeah it was pretty fucking impressive cuz like you can't even map all the
movement to it yeah you have to omit stuff couldn't he only turn one way are
my crazy he could turn left and right okay you can move forward and backwards
but like that's not how that game actually controls when I played DDR pad on
RE4 yeah no it's like exactly like that challenge I wonder if he started playing
DS3 because if so he would be playing what but bad dynamic I was calling their
fastest-selling title ever not too surprised in there yeah I would have been
I believe I would actually find that very surprising I do too because if it was
just from soft saying this that would have been one thing but all of Bandai
that's well I think about it that's a lot what's game like what game would you
name something with an IP attached to it a couple hundred K exactly so I can
drag balls universe did like 1.4 million the first month or something and like
considering how good so I believe yeah like something with an IP attached to it
like does like a second Jojo yeah okay Jojo did not do that good yeah so Jojo's
not not wasn't it like gangbusters month one and then like after that maybe in
Japan yeah and gangbusters gangbusters in Japan was only like 500k yeah well in
Japan okay yeah so this is like kind of amazing and good for from soft also
obviously but the number that like that like shocked me but the number that made
me go bull was the fact that they've sold 633,000 copies on PC already good for
that that's absurd that's crazy I mean dark the Souls games have found a good
home there for sure like that means that like in the future even if from soft and
then go bandai split ways or whatever like they can see that people on that
platform want which makes me really happy now fix the fucking crash bug higher
Durante fix that crash bug you fucks it's really a bad it's real bad you dumb
asses you've got yes yeah shingo jero trailer what's that I was going there
is that about King Kong it's on the docket I wasn't going there what's over
this stupid tail but we can go there now no go whatever it's so big well we're
already in it now we're already in it now honestly didn't think it would be on
no right it's right there next to the neon demon trailer all right what's that
that's the new movie from the guy that directed Drive oh yeah yeah yeah I heard
that a bad lady and he's he's one for two so maybe 30% success rate yeah more
movies than that well he's one for two in our eyes okay yeah he is one for two in
our eyes so we'll see you guys never had the pleasure of seeing only God I've
seen clips from it and it looks god-awful you need to watch it you need to
learn the mystery first born dick the best dick the strongest dick so you
fucking grin on your face as you say that scares the shit out of there is a
trailer and it looks interesting it looks there's a red band trailer that
just popped up who's in it again you know I didn't recognize any of the faces
there's at least one like person I think would care about in it but I forget I
didn't know I didn't recognize anybody either but I love the name and I love
the colors yeah we'll see because it's a name akin to Castle Super Beast yeah
well on demon well it feels like it feels like he it's his take on like
almost directing black swan in a way yeah that's the impression I got I got
to check that out Godzilla resurgence we that was the other trailer that popped
up what's with this big spirit now I just want to say Shingo Jira every time
you now now you will give the full breakdown as the authority but I just
do want to briefly say that I was really underwhelmed with the trailer trailer
itself yes I thought it did nothing interesting and I was really hoping that
Anna would bring a lot but you know what Japanese trailers for movies never
they're always cut a weird I found you want to see a weird movie and most of
trailer yeah after after Civil War comes out go check out the Japanese one
it's got like this pop ballad over it it's yeah that was great I saw that the
weirdest I saw that that was really good they have a Japanese song huh it's
really fun it's really fun but no that it seems like most of what they did in
this trailer or at least what Anna was doing with these shots is just making
Godzilla stand still it still seems like a teaser trailer like to me like he's
not even moving he's moving but like yeah so some people say man he looks
really stiff and he's not moving around I'm like welcome to rubber men and
rubber suits yeah tea posing once again I use this fire breath to fall out to
fly and drop kick and do like it you know me I mean I like you bastard I know
that it's like big action II and not the traditional subtle ways of doing things
but Godzilla grabbing a thing and barfing laser into its mouth is the
sickest shit ever I and I don't know is he CG or no he's a guy that's got a
suit except for a CG shot with a tail which that was the best shot thing that
was awesome because the tail moved yeah well no it usually in a shoot and when
they do suits they have the tails always on a wire and they pull the they yank the
wire all over the place to make his tail look like seriously what's up with this
big stupid tail it's massive because now he's super huge now he's saying this now
I can't stop like thinking about everyone's like look at his big stupid
tail why is it so big and I'm like okay so now he has a really big long cool
weapon I'm more concerned with your useless nub arms so Matt that can't
grapple or punch or do so Matt you this is a forced for the tree situation now
that's kind of what everyone means when they make fun of the tail because now
with the big long tail every other part of his body that's weird looking looks
even stupider like his arms look fucking dumb now like a Christmas tree
with a head on it yeah actually though like to be fair like actually watching
the trailer he looks evil as fuck oh he looks super yeah and that's
definitely the eyeballs that the cameras in the trailer when they
have a few shots of them like you don't see the goofiness I just saw like pure
evil or whatever and like the suits like it was just
unlit and wasn't all finished and like I think he looks cool in the black and
red skin a lot of people have said that in the leaked things of the script that
this is his first form okay and stuff so they're saying that there's a second
form but that's not been confirmed but like you're right in saying the trailer
was just a couple of shots of him silence as actors look scared and that's
about it but that tanks doing really big yeah I'm gonna I'm gonna judge like
I'm gonna judge it like according to the last thing I saw which was the American
Godzilla movie and I guess no that's not sure we watched we watched the thing
you still haven't watched final wars though and that's the one you need to
final words that is the best Japanese one it's the best yeah it's the most
action-packed goofy insane one yeah so you know that's thing I think it should
be judged remember it's directed by the guy that directed versus right
Kenimura Kenimura yeah so I was gonna say the other real point about this news
is that's really really weird this movie has absolutely no plans to come to
America for the entire year how will you ever watch it I don't actually know
because usually if you're implying that there's other ways for me to watch it
the last Japanese Godzilla movie nope could not find it anywhere could that
have anything to do with legendary I don't think so no okay toho license it
like to license it out to another company and whatever we do has nothing to
do with you so like I just read a report saying it might not even come out till
2017 even though it comes out in July in Japan so like unless things are just
similarly locked down I might actually need to get a plane ticket yeah and
Fantasia festival follows me for some reason on Twitter tell them I yelled at
them the other week get this movie and they're like we're trying man they don't
like us they don't like us that much so I you that guy yelling at him while he's
using his fire breath to fly yeah you're like no no that was there's a
different guy but I hope there's another trailer that shows a bit more like you
know how maybe he'll take a step you know how start beyond still has the one
shitty trailer yeah that's crazy and there's supposed to be a new one really
soon and like Simon Pegg is like that trailer is kind of shitty it's not the
movie I wrote because Simon Pegg wrote this Star Trek movie but all we have to
look at is this one shit trailer that I've now seen three or four times because
it's been in front of every movie I've seen the theaters recently I'm so sick of
well I mean if we're trailer it's terrible we're talking about Star Trek
then we can talk about Cumberbatch and we're talking about Cumberbatch we could
talk about Doctor Strange I had no I feel fucking stupid that I didn't know he
was a real doctor yeah totally yeah I thought it was like a pun because like
he's a mystical man but if you went in for surgery and you're like your your
surgeon is Doctor Strange would you bat an eyelash no I'd be like give me the
gas okay well time for surgery it sounds a little strange yeah so I'm embarrassed
because I thought Doctor Strange only spoke with a British accent in my head
well a doctor he's just doing surgery and then he goes blades of a shanty
that's a scenario lots of people have probably joked about like no never never
it's always a surgeon and he gets a car accident gets the shaky hands and then
he becomes magic man and then boom I have a Gaboto then he fights Shuma Gorath
I that's it and then he teams up with Doctor with Dr. Doom and then they go
that's not gonna happen and then they go to hell and it's awesome and Dr. Doom
and Dr. Strange fighting in hell is a strong story I really like because it
literally just set him up to be like what magic that's fucking stupid and then
he's one shot of him in the full cape and that's the end that's a good yeah
but but but but then we also had that leaked screen not leaked but that
screenshot from the set of him like jumping over cars with his buddies that
kind of look like a bunch of fucking door but they're all having fun like a
bunch of LARPers yeah they did a really job good job casting cummerbatch for it
because like he's got the face if it hadn't been as popular an actor like I
mean it's fucking Doctor Strange like mm-hmm it's pretty out there in your head
like I made this joke but I swear as a kid or whatever I just you heard a
British accent had a British accent I know he's in Spider-Man I'm sure if I
know the whole point he speaks like a hoity-toity like New England accent I
guess like like I heard I heard like not British but I heard like like upper
echelon you know rich class I didn't talk that much in the trailer but I was
like ah I guess yeah he's American what if anything it's just like we know that
cummerbatch doesn't sound that way so you're kind of hearing that as well also
his name is Benedict cummerbatch Benadryl cummerboom cummerboom being
being taught by one punch man yeah till this went in at least she's a she's a
cool person to cast as the ancient one so bold so bald so this is a movie that I
think is also gonna ride on like how much light-hearted fun and like comedy it
has but Doctor Strange is not really that type of material telling me that
Doctor Strange is weird well it's more like the way to make it faithful is the
also the way to make it not popular I mean that's why I think they got
cummerbatch like they got a hyper popular actor among like the young but
that's also that's also why they got the director of this movie his name is Scott
Derrickson and he's he's directed almost exclusively horror movies he did the
first sinister movie directed a movie I saw with Eric Bonac called deliver us
from evil which is about exorcisms and cops shooting everybody about 410
billion of them and then and then Doctor Strange will throw his hands out and
they'll be a bird will fly out of a boo they'll scare the audience great yeah
but yeah I hope it has a bit of a dark edge at least yeah she'll McGorath come
on weird tentacles to McGorath and to weird to the youth audience no matter what
the threat is we know that he can always like super at at zero frames X factor
and then super again at zero frames leaving no room for action like Dormammu
or Nightmare or Mephisto I've talked shit about Dormammu in the past and
comic fans who know more about Dormammu go man Dormammu is awesome it's like
Dormammu is just like a generic looking guy with like a burning
skull head like yes why but how much can I possibly love him but his knowing
just that his original form looks super lame like like burning head man but
then his second more recent forms where he looks like a fire god with a long
cape I like Mephisto I remember seeing him in Marvel and was like who is the
Z tier Marvel villain that they must have stolen from Ghost Rider like I think
but then you look at like you look at the actual design for like Mephisto and
it's just a stupid lame oh trust me fucking no love for Mephisto either and
you and and um no love god what's the other character well original black
heart as well where you're just like you look dumb what mean big black black
heart but not even but like the version from the game looks a bit cooler but go
look at him in the comics from his first thing and I like that but wait
the only reason I even appreciate Ghost Rider a little bit is that a hell
biker skull man is so fucking stupid that I'm like
maybe cool Lilith do you remember Lilith Ghost Rider and Doctor Strange
fought her loft she was Lilith the mother of demons and she could pull
no I don't monsters out of her own stomach see that sounds fucking cool
but she had like long black hair and like white pupilless eyes and she's like
kind of a sexy prostitute oh she's Kellogg's from Dark Souls Kellogg's yeah
nevermind really yeah cuz I think cereal yeah yeah
Boobery Spice Spice Spider cereal okay sure all right cool teaser trailer I
can't I can't even see Liam's face behind the the the pop shield but I can
tell that he's shaking his head with a very specific look on his face like but
you never fuck Kellogg's and yeah I think I think this this is like this
Doctor Strange is not a surefire hit it might be a little bit too weird for
people but I think Cumberbatch will get it for it he'll bring them in but they
might still walk out going eh you know like they might not enjoy it once
they're there as long as they will show up come on then we don't know if they'll
like it we really like the quality is good we really liked Ant-Man and that
kind of didn't perform yeah Ant-Man didn't do as well as we thought it would
for sure that was a little too weird and Paul Rudd is such a treasure yes in
fact a lot of people didn't like Ant-Man we're in a little pocket dimension yeah
we had a good tiny Ant-sized dimension yep yep speaking of ant jokes and jokes
yeah yeah good podcast speaking of I guess like weird dimensions while you
yeah yeah scientists found a weird dimension again damn it it's kind of
it's kind of interesting and fun when you're watching a demo for a new game
and like they're just straight up using dev tools and no clipping through the
world show you shit there's the new near automata footage and you got like 10
minutes of them going through what might actually be an area of the game but
just dropping in random enemies area of the game yeah to demonstrate how the
combat system works and how like they can just like grab a mouse wheel grab the
mouse and just kind of like wheel past a hallway and drop a million giants into
it and just go like deal with it yeah fine and then she's the tool to kill
them all yeah that's early I really like the the laid-backness of that kind of
presentation because there's a Mario 128 style presentation I really wish they
would have had more to show the environment was like pretty short the
concert was like amazing but like yeah I hope I wish it would have been just a
little more she did some air combos there were combos you did combo it's not
very common for a Japanese company to show a game that early like we're still
like in dev you know like no no that it looks like it's getting along they're
just using the tools that's all it's not very common for like it doesn't look
unpolished at all for a game developer to sit on a stage with a fucking Majora
moon hat like helmet on yeah and talk the whole time that way but he did it
committed to his gimmick best never back down somebody's gonna knock that mask off
and it's gonna be another smaller mask underneath I got you I got you idiot well
there's an interview for draken guard three that he conducts entirely with a
hand puppet right yeah he is literally crouching behind the table is centric
like oh yeah it's great he's fantastic hey what's up with that and then he ends
the interview by like dying with the hand puppet underneath that second mask
he's just scarface sender oh yeah we've got the weird ass trailer for the new
Ghostbusters game and this is a weird weird way to go about releasing it
because clearly it's timed up so that the movie is happening now it's a base on
the movie no okay well it has a character so in the movie I don't know if it
follows the plot I don't talk in your microphone but here's the thing I couldn't
tell but looking at the trailer it shows you a cast of Ghostbusters two
guys and two girls and they all look like original character are they the
Canadian Ghostbusters trailer that had all four women in it okay they're
definitely they're definitely is two guys and two girls game makes me
nostalgic for 2010 I couldn't for that yeah this is based on that sanctum of
slime like gameplay yeah and it wasn't like those Ghostbusters games those ones
that were actually the third Ghostbusters movie the fall person shooter
that I want to punch everyone in the fucking face when they go this is
actually the next installment of the movie franchise from 20 years it shut
the fuck up your wire there's every time there's a couple of projects like that
like the Scarface game we did a thing that was considered the what if sequel
yeah to start Scarface and it had like the movie license and that dirty hairy
game that unseen 64 just uncovered was like this is going to be there was a
lot of stuff that dirty hairy game a few years ago looks like yeah so like
there's this trailer and like they show you a really quick moment where there's
like this black girl that looks nothing like the black girl from the movie that's
got like a weird fro thing maybe they got a young blonde girl that looks nothing
like the blonde girl either I think it's and then to cartoony interpretations of
the actors maybe but I read a thing saying I guess I don't know it's their
either way yeah because like this is a skinny black girl with glasses and like
the black girl from the movie is like not at all like that and then there's two
guys that look nothing like the original Ghostbusters is one of them so I
suspect that what they're doing is they're going with just brand new Ghostbuster
got people which is like a weird thing to do maybe they're the new students of the
existing ghost you mean extreme Ghostbusters yeah I have a wheelchair
cool because it's just like a big the whole thing with Ghostbusters is not
the Ghostbusting it's that the team is fun it's that it makes you feel good
honestly I don't know what the hell Ghostbusters is about you want to take a
guess it's about blow jobs no I mean like hey you want to bust the ghost all
over you want you want to hear a popular opinion that I'm sure people get
mad over I watched those movies they're pretty good I don't understand why like
20 years later we still have people going oh my god ghost but it's not like
it's fucking back to the future or something I think it was considered back
then I guess I never saw the original theaters they're overrated they're crazy
overrated okay they're good but like okay I'll join you under the bus and I'll
say that I think the big Lebowski is overrated big Lebowski is like there's
one there's two funny scenes in that movie I think that movie is hugely
overrated I was so disappointed when I watched the big Lebowski you're ready
for more laughs my sister overrated it for me waiting oh man this is me and my
husband or boyfriend or whatever the time like favorite movie oh it's so fucking
good I was waiting for huge laughs and I never got them and it's like like the bit
with the car is hilarious and and the bit at the end where they got the ashes
that's hilarious but the rest of it is just kind of okay you know look the
characters are goofy and whatever but anyway and undertale is okay all right
time for me to get out of under tells pretty good oh no it's another bigger
bus oh no bigger blacker bus this bus is underneath a larger mega bus that's
correct underneath a hundred and forty one billion buses as long as we don't
talk shit about farming simulator I am trash bus born to bus we got a new game
called park okay park the park yeah and it is a psychological thriller it's
being called and it is from funcom this game released a year ago almost excuse
me about to and we're going to play it on the shit storm no kidding I think this
is the console release is the console release then yeah I was only on PC last
year oh should we play this no we were going to but then it released like the
on Halloween oh yes I'm gonna say a year ago I meant last year yeah if this is a
console release then okay yeah I guess it is then look forward to it this coming
shit storm didn't I didn't know this was already existing it's just like they've
been they've they're launching the park what a bunch of liars okay yeah it's
there it's actually based on the world universe and like it's yeah it's a
psychological horror thing that's about two hours long and you search for your
lost son in a spooky do I have to use been part compared to derrester can I
just let him go it's a little bit more involved in that's not it's on a walking
simulator I mean I don't think it every rain is taught us you should just let
him go you should just let him go our one yeah fuck him yeah our one our one the
balloon got a gun to balloon to death that balloon had a gun yeah a gun taped
to it and a weak neck yeah the worst part about that Willie is that there's
another part in that sequence that like tries to trick you into shooting him
that like gets almost everybody yeah I forgot about you just saw him with the
gun it's a good sequence and then you go to put the cuffs on him and he reaches
into his jacket again and pulls something out and you have reaching you have
like 10 frames to decide and it's a cross and he just shoves it in your face did
you see the really elaborate post that was made by yeah yeah a guy that's like
you could totally you could totally get them in trouble for breaking in your
house you could totally get them in trouble for kicking your ass but you're
responding to non lethal force with lethal force therefore lethal force is
authorized by the police basically yeah you're still a monster is buddy yeah
but you shot an innocent man the paperwork would write it off and the
darkest yeah well he's addicted to the thrill he's hooked just sprinkle some
crack on him high off the life if you've got a letter that you want to write in
and you want to tell us about crimes you may have committed whether or not
lethal force no no don't open that fucking can of worms we don't want those
emails well we don't read them apparently well he wants them well he
wants them all send it to born to die you can send that to 410 billion dead
cops at kill fuck to born dot net kill em all dot org make sure you get the
number right yeah that's important okay so we'll take our first do not say the
real email we're gonna leave it there okay sweet we're gonna take our first
one from Shane and he wants to know it comes money I've watched the tennis
shows thanks to you guys unbreakable judge a master of none and a bunch of
others before I started listening to the podcast I tried watching Portland and I
got like four episodes in does it get better is it just stupid no no it that
that shows I'm I missing something is this the worst show ever that shows
wow fucking weird and you have to really appreciate a really specific yeah I got
about four episodes in as well and some of the skits were were really so I'm
sure you had the same thing some of the skits are like yeah okay that's good
some of them are rock solid a lot of them is just nothing yeah and I couldn't I
stopped and you need to be in a certain place to really appreciate I love that
show yeah watch well Matt's in that place all the time I watched all four
seasons and I think there's some skits like maybe out in one episode there's
two that fall flat but the ones that hit hard like it hit me hard more than
anything it's definitely not the worst show ever good ones are good but it may
be the worst show ever for you I think it's fucking platinum and I die at most
of their jokes because I love hipster jokes oh you well that's what it relies
on yeah how much do you love how much do you know about and love making fun of
hip yeah it's so good that I just thought like I just didn't like it would
nothing to do with like hipster jokes yeah because I liked a lot of it like the
light like the bookstore and bookstores right and yeah like Fred Armisen I just
I just love everything other bits I was watching like when they had the raft in
the river and I was like this is nothing nothing's happening I was gonna say
then then if you like Fred Armisen yeah I saw that I got to that part what in
Kimmy Schmidt shows up and it's fucking great it's so good I see walks on the
camera and I'm like yeah but yeah like we said it's a very specific type of show
I mean I'd say try to at least finish it for a season if you still don't like
that then yeah it's like a quiche
Scotland Justin Case wants to know Jesus who your favorite Tintin character is
oh anything about Tintin at Cap the captain Captain Haddock is the only
choice really their dog in that show snowy dog done snowy's a genius so that's
fun I've only I've only read two books I couldn't really ball ball off I have a
favorite but I let it see the movie but the main cast is great no I never saw
bar but bar is not a part of bars all right a professor calculus is pretty
strong too yeah it's just a generic scientist yeah he's yeah Thompson and
Thompson there's they're all lovable they're all like a hundred and fifty
years old or some shit not the character no I mean like the the stories yeah
well there's a lot maybe take off maybe take off hundred years from that but yeah
but it maybe wasn't a generic scientist like in the 40s it's pretty old it was
pretty old yeah hundred and forty billion dead but I like Tintin himself
too like yeah absolutely even if you had you know if you had ten worlds and they
were all Tintin's you wouldn't be enough dead we want to see Tintin get the
bail it what would he wish what would happen he'd wish for more adventure even
I fucking know that we got one from drink moxie and he wants to know I've been
listening to your old podcast again I'm going through the 30s this week and
reminds me of the original Dark Souls 2 video you guys did and oh yeah the one
Matt's still super butt training video yeah yeah are you shitting on that video
in Dark Souls 3 yeah we watched a ghost just fling themselves off to an
endless abyss and get killed and he said oh he must have taken Liam's advice do
you think that like the fact that you embraced it or didn't embrace it was
kind of based on who your coaches were absolutely like here's it's a
difficult I think I would have liked it either way personally it's okay well in
Matt's case absolutely it's a difficult question to like because Liam
suggests things right and it's how Liam plays it's really up to me whether I
followed it or not and like in hindsight having like now played like some
Bloodborne and I went back and I played Dark Souls 2 a little bit here and
there and I'm like oh I like hold just holding these double daggers and I
should have taken that like I'm having fun with that and like I you know I could
have played in my own way but I was just like I thought the point of the video was
to do everything your coach said and never question it that was the point of
the video but then then your coach actively sabotaged you for fun I didn't
sabotage the video yes that's accurate that's accurate that was the intention
there were different goals going into that video but no it didn't that video
did not sour me on any of them like put poop in a bag and then let the bag out
fire put it in front of your door and was like this may ruin his shoes will be
really funny I'm to do all the cool stuff cuz I knew you wouldn't make Willie do
any of the cool stuff yeah like jump attacks yeah also like like hey there's
a sick set of stairs there if you go on the top and jump attack down it'll look
cool yeah but he got the for also Pat watch thousands of streams beforehand
where everything was beat the game eight times you motherfuckers we had a
rougher time you challenger wants to know what your favorite that that you
did no you do it over us character death scream oh death scream oh it's no
wait no no the echo yeah oh Deus Ex right now oh that one's really I also
really like Leon's an RA4 yeah I was just thinking the ones that are just
these weird long wheezes totally right at no no also also shoutouts to Sonic
the Hedgehog drowning in the through in adventure yeah there's no one that's
really good shit now I'm completely anyone dying a mortal combat and when
you do Johnny Cages triple head uppercut the triple head uppercut
might be the dumbest fatality ever I try to do all the fucking stupid I love it
oh I'm gonna throw you over there it's Jarrick it's Jarrick from the ending of
MK4 yeah where he goes oh yeah he says something weird oh yeah oh man wait
wait you this isn't a fatality this is brutality that one yeah yeah and last
one we're gonna take from Cassie and what have you and who's favorite animal
companion animal companion no that's tough not chip
chip yeah whose chip Sonic Sonic Sonic Unleashed oh Jesus okay okay like
Poppy is really strong Mamaha is really strong that's tough aggro would be up
there cuz aggro is really high I was thinking that one yeah I mean Ami is
Ami I like I like you soon as your companion I like the bore from near that
one's he's really good animal companion what are you looking up nothing animal
companions nope you know not you're looking at the name of one buying an
animal companion because I don't want to just say aggro or a pony because I
want to say someone that actually really really helps you yeah plus like when I
think of animal companion I think more poppy than like a pony oh aggro the wolf
from Resident Evil 4 it's missile from ghost trick okay there is no
substitute for missile from ghost trick this is all he does is bark all day
cuz that's what good doggies do that's all I really know I'm going to my final
answer I'm gonna go with I was looking up its theme options a through C from
Strider the mecha mecha animals robots robot they're cool they're cool robot
fucking tiger robot bird I just figure out what's the other one it's the
little crawlers oh what about those again we're about a tiger or a boros how
from dog child I'll shut up forget shut up his name is Terrell it was tarpaq and
Terrell it was Terrell no T a r a o no but I just don't remember the dog's name
even being that how could you forget and in a Jojo's bizarre adventure game
Iggy's alright he's alright hey what's uh what's um the wampo from from yo
Jimbo in ffx oh a digoro digoro digoro yo Jimbo is familiar I'm gonna say the
entirety of all the animal buddies in all Donkey Kong countries regard rambies
all K yeah rambie rambie rams quitter rat rattly and like there's
thousands of the animal buddies in Kirby 3 yeah pretty good the owl is my
favorite hamster guy hamster got the hamster's name Roy I thought Roy Rob and
our name at yeah those guys are cool but it's guys are cool buddy friends big good
guy buddy you know my buddy friend all the animal buddies from Oracle of Ages and
seasons oh we're they're saying a lot of like animal buddy casts one of them say
a kangaroo with boxing gloves and link yes link gets it I remember that way oh
I'll meet you said to don't go and moosh is a flying blue bear Alex and Roger from
Tekken are pretty alright they're not they're not buddies anybody they're your
buddy no they're not not hot she's buddy they're care kuma kuma hot she's buddy
and and panda not Roger and Alex they're cool gone his path but missile
cannot be can not it cannot be defeated good this is good this is the hero no he
actually is a hero did you beat ghost trick and never beat it he's the hero
always a hero I keep I keep reinstalling it on my phone because missile
couldn't have done it alone and you couldn't have done it alone yeah no
screwcissel it's a collect like I thought that right now come on animal
buddies yes all count yeah so on X I guess if you catch the God Pokemon then
you have God in your pocket oh steelics it's a better Pokemon than God hey girl
I got a God in my pocket you want to see it
she didn't want to see the Pokemon um that's it I thought that was the last
email yeah that was the last one okay guys so schedule schedule stuff okay
what's coming up this week anything new no nothing no though will continue like a
little bit have we decided what day I put up Dark Souls yet yeah you told me
yesterday I did yeah is it the weekend or is it Monday I believe it's on Sunday
or Monday okay I'll put it in I'll put it in whatever the first open slot is so
Dark Souls will show up on Sunday or Monday the credits have officially been
hit in Final Fantasy 10 yeah you got you did a good job good job I heard about
what happened and that's brutal oh I didn't hear about what happened I told you
tell okay yeah that thing yeah it's brutal you defeated it there's gonna be
more Zelda's more that pun pun Kilchin fun fun Kilchin yeah push it trying we can
get up to 48,053 I bet I'm sure we could yeah and Matt you and I should sit down
and think about what other boxes what other boxes oh there's more huh oh what
a triumphant return there's always more box always more boxes someone said like
you don't have to do this right away but if you get into the world of bootleg
boxes oh fuck that's infinite that's infinite you can't go there well I
the dark so do you remember the one that I that's beyond the source wall it's
the opposite of what we just did
Psygnosis oh Psygnosis boxes are amazing yeah or yeah yeah Psygnosis boxes
because they were there were just art there's a literal art I've never looked
up to see if there's an art book called the Art of Psygnosis but I wouldn't
surprise it would be gorgeous even their logo is what's fantastic you know so
someone else had this really good suggestion you you could do either top
10 or just whatever free form and you say top three four top 10 box arts or
whatever that just lie yeah like guy with sweaty muscles shooting like 50,000
people yeah majeure on game it is a month it's pong lying box art yeah like
there's a lot of those there's a lot yeah that's a good line lying movies too
even yeah um what are you guys looking forward to I'm looking forward to
recording more dark cells playing more pillars of eternity and watching more
Gundam and more gungeon more gunge is great I'm looking forward to Paxies this
weekend yeah yep yep yep yep I just found out today that battle chasers
night cry is gonna be there really really can't wait to play that I can't
wait to play perception shadow warrior to KOF 14 there's a bunch of stuff
try it yeah the Sony booth right somewhere yeah really really gonna
have fun time there so I'm excited for Paxies I want to finish Dark Souls 3 as
well hey I know yeah I know you do it doesn't make me not want no no that's
fine no just take it for a while and then and then I will apologize once I
beat the game I don't know other than that like I don't know that's my life
goal right now I know I'm just you know I'm hammering through more
Jojo and I am isn't steel ball run like super long it is very very like I've
like the marathon that exists yeah the marathon effort that you put into like
finishing any other one gets you like a fraction of the way they're nice so it's
quite a long run but it's enjoyable so far because it's a race yeah yeah no I
guess didn't yeah mainly that of course Pax is gonna be just wacky good
shenanigans and fun and you know what no I'm not gonna mention that yet I'll
mention that once I actually crack the lid on it there's a series that I
wanted to go through that I'll wait I'll wait yeah don't say it and then not
actually do it so that I'm not held accountable for not doing I have to
commit it's the night before what do I do yeah I'm not gonna say nothing until I
actually go through it for anyone listening that oh house cards yeah house
cards oh yeah you're saying you're gonna start for anyone listening is going to
Pax ease stay tuned to our Facebook or me or at least Woolies Twitter as we're
gonna have an autograph signing at the screenwave booth like we said in our
video but we don't have haven't hammered like an exact time and day right now I
hope to get that so so keep a look at the people look out for that so we can do
autographs because it was a long line last last time I went to be sure to make
note oh get some and enforcers going enforcers yeah and we gotta have we got
to make note like mentally to next time we have some kind of Q&A of some kind to
have a question that's like exactly how many dead cops yeah give us the precise
number of dead cops we've been saying it we said man this is gonna come back so
bad about 20% no other no other end result we said 20% the right number yeah
there's several other numbers after it that are even more what year do we kill
them all