Castle Super Beast - SBFC 226: Necrid Must Win
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Capgod?
Capgod
Capgod?
Capgod?
Werbat?
Cap!
It's.
NFL Apple
Cambodia
It's been 9.9 years
Since I said that seriously
Like 2008, 2009
And now you say it in mocking time
Now we said it mocking
But this past weekend
Cap Lord at the very least
Cap Lord
No, it's better than demigod
For a while there was a little bit
It was Capdog
Yes
Do you know why it's Cap Lord?
Because all you've done is
make budget re-releases
and improving your previously
shit products
You need to announce
new, all like brand new products
And they did do one of those
Where, oh no, you know what?
The previously shit product for Monster Hunter
would have been the 3DS releases
So that would be
following on the heels of the next
leaks coming true
Which we all, we talked about at length
We did, which we did
Because if that happens
then that's Capdemigod at the very least
And then the games have to release
And then we can upgrade them
Now the funny thing about it is that
It's not the first time that
Capcom has had returns to form
after being chumps for a while
They literally go one on
like one off
It's crazy
It's kind of nuts
And 2K9 was
Oh man, it was the shit
It was one of the on-years
and
It was fucking almost ten years ago
Yeah, yeah
But it's weird
how like more than any other company
I think, again, I think that like
Nintendo, again, it's another comparison
Nintendo and Capcom
are so parallel in their like
ability to fucking be
hot as shit
Like this year for Nintendo
Yeah
And then Ball's Cold
Last year for Nintendo
Ohhhh
Yeah, last year specifically
They're so, they're so, so similar
It's weird
Well, I mean like
the problem is that Nintendo doesn't announce
awesome new games and then cancel them
Yeah
Well
Like they'll cancel things
before you even knew they existed
I mean, yeah, there's that
I mean, they didn't technically cancel
deep down
Hey, we never got to see
Samus fighting to get on
and Fox fighting to get off
They never canceled it
Because it didn't
Wait, they canceled Project Ever
Fuck my ass
You never got your Raven Blade
Never got my hammer
But that was in first Friday
Anyway
It was technical
It was made by Nintendo NST
Okay
But they were made by Nintendo Japan
So is Nintendo the only company
that actually has second party studios?
Sony has to own
Sony has to own
enough of Naughty Dog
Sony's
I thought they just own Naughty Dog at this point
Then that's a second party
Yeah, but it's still Naughty Dog?
That's a second party
Yeah, you're right
It's the same thing
So I think there are studios that like
Insomniac is not owned by Sony
No
Obviously, but they're closely related to them
Mm-hmm
So
And I mean, for a while
Double Helix was Microsoft
Right
But then
They're still under contract
Then they turn into Amazon?
No, they're still Double Helix
They're just owned by Amazon
Okay, yeah
So it's a weird thing
That was Double Helix
That's where a small Capgod resurgence
I thought Strider 2014
Was going to lead into
A new era
And did not
No, it just came out
And it was good
But it did not lead into anything more significant
But that was
And then Mighty No. 9 came out
Oh, boy
One of Capcom's biggest foils
Oh, boy, I can't believe they put that out
There should have been a
Fucking torch
There should have been a fucking
Little Strider HD collection
Of all the Strider games
Leading up to that
Yeah
I know a lot of them are bad
So here's the problem
Can it be HD?
So here's the problem with that
Alright
Strider HD
Our Strider HD collection is
You have Strider
Arcade version
Sure, right?
Immediately after that you have what?
Genesis Strider
No, you have the NES
Unplayable Garbage
You have the NES version
You have NES version, weird
But fine, completely different
Yeah
You have Strider 2
That's fine
Yeah
Revenge of Strider
What is it called?
PlayStation Strider 2
But what's the bad Genesis sequel?
No, but that's also called
Strider 2 Strider's Revenge, I think
Okay, I could remember
But the PlayStation one is
Yeah, that's fine
But it's 45 minutes long
So is the Genesis one
So really, who's that for?
Okay, at the very least
They should have been unlockable
In Strider 2014
There you go
That would have been the move
That would have been the move
Just like the older Castlevania games
Were unlockable in Dracula X
Or in Splatterhouse
You get into the 2010 one
But hey
And those were the only like
Real places to play them
Unless you get like a
Turbo graphics
As someone who expects nothing
Of that series
I can't comment that
No, no
The fact that they even bothered
To drop Hien into the costume updates
Is fucking rad
Well, it's a great fucking costume
Yeah
It's different and similar
For years, like we've all been the one
What's with the Hien ignorance
Because he's always been super cool
And in Mugen there's been a rad
Like custom Strider Hien character
We can't use Mugen
No
But that was like
But it set a bar
It really did
Because he was such a good like
You know
Rival
That we never got anything from
So
Yeah, man
But before that
Before we go on
Dive deep down on that shit
Oh boy
Why you gotta hurt it
Why you gotta
Why do you have to
Hold the shoulder button
To poke a hole in it
Because I
Because deep down
With a spear
I've been asking what the fuck
Is up with deep down
For like three years now
Like as if you're
Part of the development team
Well, no
Because it looks kind of like
Dragon's Dogma
And so I want to know
And then it just
Just faded away
Honestly, I always thought
It was like that
Final fantasy-ish demo
Thing
That just
Look at our engine
It's for the engine
Yeah
Like I never really got the impression
It was supposed to be a release product
See, I agreed with that
Right up until the point
They said we're completely retooling
The game
Yeah
And making all the game
Play different
And I'm like
It's still too soon
Those could have been
Massive lies
It's still too soon
But in a random interview
For a random game in 2020
Someone's gonna offhandedly
Explain what happened
Oh yeah
That's what's gonna happen
While promoting another game
Yeah, no, don't worry about that
That shit died
That's it
Yeah
We do not look forward to it
Well, somebody accidentally deleted it
Yeah
And it was gone
How's your week, dude?
Did two cool things
You know a little bit about one
Because I talked to you about it
I got invited to play
A game that's currently in development
But it's not a secret
It's Last Year
Which was the Kickstarter
For an asymmetrical horror multiplayer game
And I did a video for it
Saying this looks really cool
I am totally shocked
That you of all people would be called
To play that game
It was announced before
Friday the 13th
And before Dead by Daylight
And they ran the legal problems
Because one of their killers was like
Was Jason
Because there was no Friday the 13th
Game on the horizon
And then Surprise
And then it kind of
Just kind of blipped off the map
For a bit
Some people were like
I hope this wasn't a thing
It's not a
Vaporware thing
I mean if you pledge to the Kickstarter
They update every so often
But I got to play like
I'd say between
Alpha and beta version of it
I can't
There's some things I can't talk about
Because they're like
We're gonna
We have our marketing set up
Yeah
But what I can say
I think it's the best of all three
Okay
It's different
I can't go in exactly why it's different
But all three games use Unreal
For
This one by far looks the best
Like it looks very very good
Yeah Dead by Daylight
Looks pretty rough
It looks like pretty rough
And Friday the 13th looks rough
But in like almost an intentional way
This is really really fast
There's way more options
And all their
All their content that they're ever gonna release
Will be free for backers forever
And if you didn't back the game
They're gonna be like
They're still gonna be free content and stuff
I hung around the developer's studio
They had they brought in a bunch of other people
There was like free smoked meat
Oh yeah
They got a wine and dining
They got a wine and dining a little bit
Of course
Get your bellies full
I played there's survivors
It's five against one
It's slightly different than Dead by Daylight
Which is four against one
And Friday the 13th and everything
I came away really impressed
The only things that looked rough to me
Were UI
Like the UI always
Things overlaid on top of other things
And sounds were not final
But everything else was working
There were some really cool context sensitive kills
And they have like a really ambitious
Like plan for this game
It's always gonna be a multiplayer thing
Like here's the key thing
That I was like
You know it'd be cool if you had
And then the main developer James said
Yeah that's there
We don't
You can't play it now
But it's gonna be there
One thing that really bothers me
And it's something that Overwatch does have
But some of these other games don't
Both Dead by Daylight and Friday the 13th don't have this
Let's say it's been a while since you played
Right
Alright I'm gonna play again
Jump to a game
Let's say you're streaming
Let's say you're not
Let's whatever
Right
Fuck
Ah shit
Because both those games have 16 pages of text
To read about the moves
Okay
And what everything does
Whereas Overwatch when you go back
And you haven't played in a long enough time
But you stare at
It kicks up the fucking help text again
Yeah
Well what I mean is that like
You can just go into offline fighting bots
Ah there you go
And just the training stage
Where you just shoot things
And they're like
That's where we're gonna have in this
You can take a killer
You can take a survivor
Go into the different maps
And like
Get used to them
Just a warm up
Then go online
I really wish I had that
In fucking Snake vs Mercs
All the time
Warm ups are really important
Because when you get
You finally get Snake
Oh no I suck
I don't know what to do
In the beautiful part of like Tekken
Seven
When you jump online
Is that you're automatically just in a combo mode
You're in a beo loading screen
It's great
Right just messing around
That's another way to do it
And then you get put into a match
Yeah you guys
Cause the game is complicated
There's a lot to
Not only complicated
But like there's
Some new things to get used to
So that's a class based thing
Right so you gotta learn everybody
So I really was really happy with it
And they're like
We're gonna kinda blow the
The lid off
All the stuff for this game
Like next year sometime
Maybe in March around there
So I was super happy with that
Cause I was like
What if it's like
There's three people there
And there's just a card table
And like one water cooler
And the game doesn't boot
Like but that
They had matches that the developers have played
On a constant loop on TV
So you could see like
What you should be doing
As opposed to
Do you need some good B roll
Yeah
As opposed to your shlub
Exactly
I was pretty shlubby
I took like the nerd
Oh yeah I forgot to say
It's completely class kinda type
So I'm a scout
I'm a brawler
I'm the thing
They're out of the 13th
And Dead by Daily don't have that
They just have characters with stats
That's it
They don't have a function
You know
There's a medic
So it's again
Almost like
God
Zombie game
It's Left 4 Dead
Left 4 Dead
No it's more like
Killing Floor than Left 4 Dead
Killing Floor is the one with classes
Left 4 Dead is classless
Yeah you're right
Left 4 Dead everything's
Determined by your loadout
And Killing Floor is you have classes
I play Killing Floor like once
And I completely forgot about it
It's great
And we'll find out more about
Last year, next year
We'll find out more about
Last year, next year
That's awful
They said it's definitely coming out
Next year
Cause what I saw
I'm like yeah that looks like
You need to tweak that
And tweak that and it looks good
Other than that
I saw Disaster Artist
I usually hear about
Like Wally
You didn't really realize
That there was a mile Morales
Spider-Man CG movie being made
I did not realize a Miles Morales
CG movie was being made
So sometimes
I'll catch wind of a movie
Being made like two years before
It ever comes out
Depends
And I knew about Disaster Artist
Like two years ago
Like it was just announced that
James Franco and Group
Got the rights to the book
And I was like I'll read this
Book one day and then I did
So it's been like a solid year
And a half
Where and at the start
Of this year it was like kind of
Finished and it premiered at
Like a few festivals and it was like
Oscar
And I was like yeah
Right
This comedy movie
About a dumb bad movie
About a vampire
Yeah
So a solid year
If not more of anticipation
And I was like when's it coming
Coming out in like December
I'm like
So I saw it
It's going up against Star Wars
I saw it
I had one drink in my hand
I was like I want to get a little
Like yeah
But I don't want too much
I want to pay attention
So I said this on my
Twitter but I'm like
I didn't laugh out loud the entire time
But I did something more important than that
Which I was smiling the entire time
Because I did laugh out loud several times
But this was like
I'm just happy that this is going so well
So like you're like
You're watching a film
And you're just having a general
Like happy state
The whole movie
Yes because
Here's the thing
There was like two things
From the trailers we see
And I'm like
I don't know about that impression
Sometimes it sounds good
Sometimes it sounds really forced
And not great
Okay
James Franco playing
Mr. Wiseau
And I was just like
I don't know
I just
So I watch it
And it's like
It's all the lines that aren't in the room
That he does
That are better
Like they're more natural
But like when he's in the room
And then I think about acting for a second
And I blew my fucking mind
Cause I'm like
You gotta actually act like Tommy Wiseau
Like how Tommy Wiseau would act in the movie
But in the moments where they're not filming the room
I'll say one little small interaction
He picks up
He picks up Greg Sestero
Mark
He picks up Mark's character
And he's like
Hey come on
We're gonna go
Go eat somewhere
And he gets in the car
He's like alright where are we going
And he goes where are you taking me
I don't know where you want to eat
And he goes okay
I'll go to a place
And drives
And there's these little kids
Playing in like the street
And then as the car pulls away
The cameras pull way back
Then he's here
Bye little kids
And I'm like
That's not in the book
Yeah yeah yeah
Right right right
But it was awesome
So there's all these little interactions
Like that
He Jim Carrey Andy Kaufman
A living man
Yeah
And when it got to the actual movie
There are a few scenes described in the book
That I'm like
Woolly with love especially
Because they're cringe
Okay
About the making of the room
Sure
Specifically the love scenes
Oh yes
And then when they show that
Been in the movie
It's just as cringe
As I imagine it
Describe the book
I was like everyone feels bad
And
So what
What are my favorites
Because it was an open set
So that's
He invited everyone
To come see
I'm anticipating
Because I don't know
But one of my favorite things
Is from
Um
Zach and Mary make a porno
Yeah
When they're having
Their super romantic make out
Right
And it's zoomed
And it's super zoomed in
And it's the music's going
And it's way way into it
And hot
And then they just cut back out
To the dry set
Of Seth
On top of her
Like slowly grinding
Yeah
And it's the most awkward
Shit ever
Is everyone's like
Oh
And that's
That's the moment
Before I need that
But
You have a problem
But uh
Regardless
I really enjoy
It does take a few liberties
With how it was
Like even in the book
Like there's just things
That they speed up
Like a little bit
That I'm just like
Yeah you could have had
One extra scene
And wouldn't have dragged on
That long
But overall
I was really really pleased
With it
And like
A year of anticipation
It's most likely
You're gonna be like
Yeah well it was good
But that's about it
But I was completely satisfied
So
You give it high marks
If that wasn't already used
That would be brilliant
But yeah
Very good though still
That you remembered it
And the last little thing
I recorded a podcast
With the laser time podcast
Who do
Talking Simpsons
Which is every
They analyze every single episode
Of the Simpsons
From start to
From start to
Where they are
And right now
They're in like
Season 4
1995
Season 4
The PTA disbands
So
Krabapel
And Skinner
Are arguing about taxes
About the taxes
All the finger thing
Means the taxes
So
That'll be out on this Wednesday
But basically is
Like everyone watches the episode
And it makes their notes
And like talks about everything
And they're like
This episode
Has not much going on
Story wise
But it doesn't matter
Cause every scene
Is a classic scene
That people fucking
Quote forever
Quote all the time
Okay
And we got into it
Me being Canadian of course
They're like, so Matt
How do you feel
All tucked away down there
In Canada
Cause this is of course
The episode where
He goes, Marge
Anyone can miss Canada
Yeah
So it was really fun
You know like a 90 minute
Cause you can't go on and on
About one episode for
I mean you could
I feel like that podcast
Has many episodes left
In its life
Yeah
I think so it does
I don't like
They'll be old men
They picked a good one
As like one a week
So
Do the math I guess
The exact running time
Of the actual show
Yeah
They can go for nine years
Or infinite
Another really freaky thing
Is that I knew the one guy
That invited me over
And I was like
Oh hey yeah
Okay hi
This is my
And this is Chris
And this guy Chris
Who I was looking in a video window
And he was like
Off they couldn't
Have the video
Like showing
Everyone out all the time
So he just poked his head
And goes
Hey Matt
Do you remember me
I used to work for games
And I had you do
Stupidity videos
Specifically for games
I'm like
Oh my god
Yes
He was like
Yeah that's me
Now I'm on this podcast
And I'm like
Motherfucker
That's a small fucking world
Yeah no it really was
But
People that like
Bullshit
Live in a small world
And he's like
That shit's the best
He's like
I still quote that stuff
To this day
And I was like cool
So I'll be out this Wednesday
So check it out
But yeah that's me
Cool
Hey Wolves
Oh okay
Now
Oh
Hey
Oh I got
Did you
My whole rhythm got
Super fucked
I'm sorry
Did you have a plan
No
Okay
Don't plan
Sometimes it don't work out
I was in a place
Okay
Destiny DLC came out
It's fine I guess
It's fine
Much like Destiny 2
Much like Destiny 2
It's just more Destiny 2
It's one of those
Screwed up situations
Where the DLC
Isn't a big deal
And it's fine
But the
Up the like
Updates that they're
Doing to the game
To fix some of the
Games problems
Are way way more
Interesting than
Any of the actual
New stuff
More that's
Gonna come on Tuesday
But other than that
It's fine
Aside from Destiny
I blew my whole fucking
Weekend on Monster Hunter
Because that
As expected
Because that beta
How'd that go
Is hot
So
You had fun talking with
Plague about it
Yes I did
Well
Mmm
Much much
So I was kind of worried
Because the last time
I got excited for a
Capcom beta
It went very poorly
Isn't it Street Fighter 5?
Yes it was
So I and especially with this
Game being like a four player
Online
Noid
Co-op thing
I was like
Oh fuck
Don't be fucking broke
Like god
No worked fine
Yeah never
Root matchmaking was totally
Ideal
Like all weekend
And continues to be
Whoa
You know when things are fine
When no one complains
On Twitter
And it's here
Aw man
My headphones just died again
Aw that sucks
That's unfortunate
I guess
Can you take them off
And still hear us
No
I guess I'm dead
No I'm fine
I'm not even plugged in
The entire time
We've been talking
Well there you
This is
You guys
But I've been hearing
You all fine
Oh Jesus Christ
And those need a charge right
So they work
Charge free
But they last forever
Jesus Christ dude
Don't worry man
I can lean in man
You're fine
I can lean in
Okay
I can lean in
Cause I got buds
And I can give you these
And at the end of the day
It's fine acoustics in here
So the question
Before I get into the
Monster Hunter Beta
Which I will try and keep
Short
Did anyone but me
In this room play
The Monster Hunter Beta
Nope
Nope
Wolves
Well that depends
Mmm
Does
Don't you fucking
Don't you fucking
Sit there
You wash Max
And fucking say
That you played Marvel
Over the weekend
It depends
Because
Does 2 Manning
Agenath
With
A SwitchX
Count
Yes
Yes it does
Yes it does
Try
Okay
You even used
The 2 Manning
Properly
Okay
So
Do you have that
Written down
I have my list
Go on
So
So yeah
This is gonna give context
To how I'm gonna talk about this
Alright
So basically
A couple things about
The fact that this is on a console
Having a dedicated right analog stick
Is the biggest game changer in the world
More than any other feature
In this game
Having a real right analog stick
A real lock on
And you can switch between
A real lock on
Which has never been there
Or
An old style target lock
Which I switched to
Which made
Life a little bit easier
Yeah
Because when you're close
You just tap that L1
Yeah
And a lot of people just
Free aim
So
That's the biggest game changer
By far
It's such a big fucking deal
And it's because
You finally get a regular controller
Having monsters that look
Like
Fucking
Not smeared pieces of shit
It's nice
It's really, really nice
The new monsters are great
Great Jagras is a clear replacement
For Royal Luderoth
And
Angenath
Clearly shares Devil Joe's skeleton
So I now know that
Devil Joe's gonna be in the game
The fights are great
The change to the way items
Work in the field is fantastic
So one of the things that we do
In Monster Hunter is you would
Gather, gather, gather, gather, gather
Make all your bombs
Make all your flash bombs
Sonic bombs, dung bombs
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera
Now because you have the slinger
Which is the slingshot thing
That you have on your hand
Instead you find a big pile of shit
Now you have dung bombs
You find a flash bug
Now you have flash bombs
It cuts a lot of the tedium
Out of the extracurricular
And it also makes you
Way more aware of the environment
Because now some environments
Just have floating firefly cages
That will stun the fucking monster
It's great
So I got two words
Yes
Rock steady mantle
Yeah, okay, alright, alright
Give me, give me
We gotta get there
One thing that I knew you would
Appreciate and is new to the series
Is the super dedicated training room
The training room in Monster Hunter
I did a stream on Saturday
I blew almost four hours of a fight
No, almost three hours of a five-hour stream
In a training room
Hitting a log
Yeah
Because there's finally a place
It gives you your movements
Show me those numbers
It gives you the numbers
I want to see those numbers
It has UI indicators
On the arranged weapons
For where your critical distance is
Like you finally have all the information
That you need
And if that didn't exist
The mechanics and
Layer two and layer three
Mechanics of the switchaxe
Would be utterly impossible
To figure out
What you would do is
You guide your Hunter's channel
And you guide your Hunter
Would explain to you
How to play the switchaxe
And it's one of the
Or you hook up with my boy Solcarl
Who sat down and worked it through with me
It is very, very much like the problem
We have always talked about
Fighting games have
Yeah
Remember there was the period
In which fighting games
Just didn't have tutorials
And how there was all this depth
That the average person
Could not get to ever
And then they fought
Skullgirls and ArcSys
And all these companies
Started putting real, valuable
Tutorials in
All of a sudden
People kind of
Have a better chance
Of knowing how to play fighting games
That being said
There's a fuck ton of shit
That they don't tell you
About any of those weapons
When you go into the training mode
That you just
You see nowhere
That you can't figure out
Unless you already sort of know
That's why there is
The Hunter's Guide
Yeah
That's why there's
The Hunter's Notes
Action guide
On a website somewhere
No, no, it's in the menu
You hit start
And you go to play guide
And there's tips
For all the weapons
And then in the Hunter's Notes
There's a lot of menus
To dive down to get it
But most of that information
Is finally in the game
And the problem that
I looked at
Each of these weapons
As equipping weapons like souls
And it became evident when
Again, Solcarl explained
This is basically class switching
When you switch to a different weapon
You're a totally different class
Button layouts change
For certain things
Oh, yeah
Attacks become blocks
Well, all the fucking
Arranged weapons
Use completely different
Control schemes
That have no relation to
Each other
The melee weapons
At all
Or each other
Like, and you know
The difference between
A great axe
And what R2 does
Which is a big fat block
Or any of the transforming weapons
In which that goes from
Oh my god
From block
To maybe block and transform
Dudes
Oh my god
Chargeblade is the most
Complicated one
Chargeblade is the sword and shield
That turns into the axe
That uses the file system
I'm sorry, that's what I meant
You used the chargeblade
I was using switchaxe
And then I learned chargeblade
And then the file system
Where you build up the pips
And you lock them into the shield
And then you can put them
From the shield into your
Like shield buff
Yes
And then you can also get
The axe swings with the electric
On addition, you get the super
You get element discharge
Which is the swing
Super element discharge
Which is the swing
With the electricity
With the shield buff
And knew that someone on my stream
Had to tell me
Is you can buff the sword also
Right
You can dump all your vials
Into the sword as well
And you can get to a point
Where both are too overcharged
And you can't use them
But like the other bit too
Is when you do the
Amped elemental discharge
And you get to that end part
Of the cancel
There's a perfect just frame parry
That you can time with an attack
To reflect shit
It's not just on that
The roundhouse slash
Where the shield drops
That's also a perfect guard
What the fuck is that weapon dude
And that's why there's a barrel
That you can hit in the training mode
Because the barrel always explodes
After three seconds
And is to practice your perfect guard
Because the barrel not in the shape
Of a monster
No, it is a tiny barrel bomb
It should be like a Trojan horse
Type thing
Where it's just like a monster
Made out of wood
Just give the impression
It's not
It's along with a jaggy skin
So here's the problem
That's okay, that's okay
Give me the problem
It's just in terms of the naming
The charge blade is
The sword and shield that switch
Into an axe
That's right
And the switch axe is
The blade that can be charged
Into a sword
In a sword way
So my brain goes
Well in Japan
The charge blade is called the charge axe
Well fuck
But yeah
I'm not really a sword and shield guy
And he's like press R2
And I'm like okay
Because there's the sword and shield
Which is small and light
And lets you use your items
And then there's the big ass sword and shield
And you start bloodburning it
With your tricks things
And also hitting a side and circle
After certain swings
To do that little side spin
That's brand new
And I marked the fuck out when I did it
That is interesting
Dude, there are so many extra moves
That got added to these fucking things
Per generation
So if you go back to 3U
Charge blade doesn't exist
But if you go back to say great sword
Did you fuck around with that at all?
Absolutely
In fact that's what I killed the shit with
I broke off
Rathalos' face with it
Yeah it's great
Oh you fought Rath
Yes
Alright because Rath is what I blew
Rath and Diablo is where I put most of my demo time
Because the hunt targets
Are easy
Rathalos
And the ones that are not the hunt targets
Are like okay you've done everything
Or you know what you're doing
Go get these guys
Diablo is not beatable
He totally is
Really?
Yeah
But that feeling
Is how you will feel if you played the main game
And all go fight Diablo
But like perfect squad of four type situation
Yeah it's a lot easier to do them with four
Single killing them is super difficult
Just because of the time limit
Because Rath was annoying
But it felt doable
But Diabolos was like I'm getting two-shotted
And there's nothing else
With the great sword right
You know you have your normal swing
Then you have your lean all the way back
Big ass swing
The Marvel vs Capcom swing
Then you have either your side swing
Which is this huge wooa
Or the double summer salt
Go back to four
The double summer salt doesn't exist
Go back to three
The huge swipe doesn't exist
Go back to two
The lean back
Attack doesn't exist
I apologize Matt
Every gen gets an order of complexity
Added to every weapon
You know what you never told me
And what makes all the fucking difference in the world
Was the part where when multiplayer is happening
You can swing your sword and hit people
Oh yeah
That changes everything about my perception
Of what weapons to use and not use
Well longsword is great for beginners
Except the huge wide swipes
Fuck everyone around
So I'm loving the samurai shit
And I'm swiping around like an idiot
Going oh that's cool
You can put it into a riot of style
And you can't fucking do that around people
And it's like okay so what's optimal here
And I'm basically relying on great sword
Charge swing
Only the vertical slash
Back to switch
Not switch
A draw
Yeah so draw slash
And that's it
You know for maximum
Don't hit anybody
Damage
So I remember talking to you
And you're like well
Cause the loot grind aspect of games
Doesn't do it for you
But what if I told you
That Diabolos's armor
For example
Has a skill on it called
Quick sheath
Sorry no it has a draw crit
And you can speck in quick sheath
So it means every draw attack
Will be a crit
Which is great for the great sword
And then quick sheath is you sheath
In one third of the time
So they know what people are using it for
So all of a sudden
Holy shit
Yeah they know what people are using it for
You're running around
Like hitting and running no problem
And you get a level 3 crit
With like 130 or 150%
Yeah
I am so glad to hear this
The time I then switched over to
The gun
Gun lance
Lance for a minute
And
Is that like a spear
It is a spear with a giant revolver
On the tip of it
I just threw out the most random thing
It is a shield in your left hand
Or right
And the other one is a regular
Cavalry Lance
But it's a cannon
With a nunchuck on the end
And despite the fact that you have those
Cool movement options
Unfortunately it's not the most practical
You know what
Fuck that talk
Gun lance sucked in four
Gun lance was terrible
It had a heat gauge
That would determine its damage
They removed that
And they added that new like
Harpoon shot
Thing
After their basic combo
But you had to pick the right type of gun lance
Yes
Because there's wide, long and burst
And so on
And so if you use the bow
There's actually like
Three or four different kinds of bows
So I mean after pretty much
After just popping in
Solo playing
Took out great Jagras
Whatever got the hang of playing
Jagras is a bitch
And it was fine
I had no first shot
No problem
But Jagras is a baby
And then I did the Baroth mission
And that was the wall
And I'm like
I'm going solo on this
And I'm not doing enough damage
To beat him
I should mention that back
When I started playing 3U
Barath exists in that exact
So he is the first large monster
Because there's the little babies
Then there's great Jagras size
Then there's large
Barath was the first large monster
That I encountered
And guess what
Barath was a wall
Not just because he's bigger and tougher
But because his muck bullshit is crap
Right, you're getting water blighted
The whole time
And the fucking
The fucking mentality of slam him in the head
Because that hurts him
Doesn't do shit unless you have a hammer
And then furthermore
I didn't quite understand
Because that super cool
Mountain stab mechanic is awesome
But I'm going one, one, one, one damage
I'm like this is garbage
And then you realize
It's not about that
It has nothing to do with the damage
And you get flinged off
And then you fucking zipline back onto it
And you keep it going long enough
It's about knocking it down
And then you jam the blade in his back
Charge it up to maximum
And shotgun it
And then you get a fall
So that massive attack
That everybody gets at the end
That's brand new
It used to be
Monster would just fall down
And monster being down and immobile
And unable to hurt you for five to ten seconds
Means great sword users do
Oh yeah, up to your face
One, two, three
Yeah, absolutely
And the great sword obviously
Has its perfect timing
So you let it run out
It goes back to level two
And what I've been doing
Is charge blade users
Get to aim their element discharge
All the way down the body
And what I've been doing
Is rocksteady mantle
Which is ear plugs
And fucking
Super armor
Ear plugs
I think is wind resistance
And super armor
Right?
With the demon powder
Because now I'm a god
Fuck you
I'm not moving
For just a little bit
For a little bit
For 90 seconds
I'm not moving
And you're not going anywhere
Did you get to fuck around with the
There was a moment where
What
Solcarl was dizzy
And pretty much like within death range
And I was able to stand in front
And block
And push
Angenath back
To save him from getting that killing hit
From a rush
It's fucking great, man
The wind suit
Not a bad second
Yeah
Ghillie suits fantastic
It's better when you're solo
When you just need to
I just need to not die
Lance players are going to really appreciate
The Challenger mantle
Because you can't kill Lance players
Right?
We're going to have to move on
But
We're going to have to move on
I'm glad
That you actually got
The taste
And even if you don't pursue it in the future
Like I can see that you get it
You
You finally get it
And all that it needed to do
Was give you a real controller
I got, yep
I cooked my food
I saw a lot of people
I buffed myself up
I saw a lot of people going
Like I never got into this
Because there were crappy 3ds going
Oh wow, no wait
This is actually
Cool
And then the hunting tracks is new, right?
And the way that
The fact that you have to hunt
For them in the world
Yeah, it used to be really bad
Because it would
It was just like nine PS2
Like flat zones
And everyone would just split up
And then someone would go
Oh, he's in
He's in nine
What's dope
Is when monsters fight each other
You get kaiju battles
Yeah, I've seen that
People have literally
Showed me combos
All those things
You try to get me in
And I'm like no
No, no, no
But it definitely reminds me
Of like when you see
Like T-Rex style creatures
Getting wrapped around
By like
Steel type things
And they're like
Slashing around
And then there's one point
Where it does like
Basically a body slam
You know
Yeah, it picks up
Jack or Slice's neck
Right
Or Rathalos grabs
Angenath
And fucking just
Manhandles him
And you're like
Oh, I feel bad for you
So occasionally
Those used to be in cutscenes
And now they're
Fights
Now they're in gameplay
And it gives you this great
Like, oh man
I've been busting my ass
And I finally got
The Angenath armor
I'm a badass
Oh, Rathalos
Don't give a shit
About no Angenath
And Sarageos
Kicks the absolute hell
Out of Rathalos
And so on and so forth
It really helps to establish
Like
A direct progression
Of what is actually
Stronger than what
Yeah
And
For those wondering
Thanks, Solcarl
For helping Wolves out
There you go
My
My character was
The Money Honey
Mm-hmm
Because Monhun
Yeah
Because you gotta do it
Mm-hmm
Why?
Because why do they exist?
Why is there a little
Cat creature that
Follows me around?
Oh, that's really easy
Popular in Japan
I didn't know
That's what they were
Oh, you didn't think
They were in fights with you?
I didn't think there were
Little buddy characters
Following me around
Like Pokemon
No, the reason why
Is because
You can equip them
With various support abilities
That help you
When you're soloing
Or if you're two players
Online
You each get
Your Palico to even out
The difficulty
When you're three players
Online Palicos leave
Why they exist
Or why the little
Cat creatures
Both
Well, they exist as support
Yeah
They are cute
Cat creatures
Because cats are cute
And my Palico asks
Why do I exist
Okay
That's fine
Yeah
It's a very philosophical
Palico you have there
Yeah
Okay, it's like
You know what?
It's like a Palico
That's your pal
It's like a pal
But also a Neko
It's also co-ops
With you
Right
So it's a pal
And it's a Neko
At the same time
Yeah
I'm excited to see
A bunch of people
Like complaining
About like
How long this segment's going
I don't know
No, about specific features
Or how they work
In the final release
And for me to go
Oh, buddy
Back in my day
We had to
Well, if I had
Like entering a fucking
Friend code
To find the mission
To join up with them
Was kind of garbage
That's gonna go
You'll be able to use
Your friend stuff
And they're also gonna have
For the first time
Their hub worlds
So 16 people
Can drop in
And then everybody can
Pair off
Or quadruple off
And whatever
Let's move on
We're gonna move on
But hey, good for you
In conclusion
That's a good one too
Yeah
Throw that on the
Capcom list
Um, that's you
That's me
All right
Then the only other thing
I'll bring up is
I finally sat and watched
Suicide Squad
Oh, wow
That's what that screen
Was about
Why?
I wanted to know
Before going into
The fucking new one
I wanna have full context
Justicefully
Uh, the Suicide Squad
Couldn't have less than
I know
But like, but
He watched everything else
He put bat flicks in it
Right?
He wants
He wants the
Slipknot is in it
He wants
Did you see him?
No
Oh, I thought you meant the band
No, the character
Yes
A mobile character
No, the slipknot
He makes knots
No, he wants
Well, he wants
That was the line
When he pulled up
The context
Not the story context
Yeah, yeah
I don't really care
What you think about the movie
No, that's fine
No, I don't mean that
In a disparaging way
I mean, what I want to get
To you
Is like, do you see
The studio influence of like
Ho, ho, ho
No, no, no
We gotta jazz this up
Yeah, yeah
Back that out
Put a punchline there
That joke wasn't there
Before
That's what I want
Everyone's walking away
And no one's lips are moving
But then there's still a joke
At the, you know
At the end of the scene
That's good
Because I know that
That does actually happen
A couple of moments
Where like the scene is over
And then like
You just hear like
A weird ADR
Harley going
Come on guys, lighten up
Yeah
You know
Like
Dude
I watched a whole treatise
On how bad the editing
Is in that fucking movie
That's astonishing
So first of all
It's a David Ayer movie
But for some reason
It feels and sounds
Like Snyder
Because it's always dropping pop
Because that's the only way
To convey feelings
But I don't think he intended to do that
And a day
And here's a weird
Here's the weird thing about it
Is that, yeah
Of course I can now confirm
For I can see how bad
You know
I can see how bad from here
But the weird one about this
And the reason why people did like it
And the reason why it generally gets
Considered like
It was the best of the
Set so far and whatnot
Up to this point, yeah
Was because the actors
Did their parts
Right?
At the end of the day
They tried
Even as cringy as it was
Most of the time
Margot Robbie did what she could
Will Smith did what he could
I think the things that like
Who gets almost
Combined to get almost as much screen time
As like Will Smith or Margot Robbie
Is the combination of white man
Rick Flag
Flag, yeah
And captain fucking boomerang
Right, right
Might as well be the same guy
Because they don't
One's slightly crazier
But to me like Rick Flag
Is just like
Oh, you're the fucking enemy
From House of Cards, right?
Like he's
So he's kind of more or less
Standing and playing the same thing
Yeah
I love Robocop
Fuck
Oh my god
I didn't know at the time
Because that was the first time I'd seen him
But Flag played by Peter Weller
Well anyway
Reboot Robocop
The thing with it
So the actors are doing the best they can
But here's the other bit
Is that they had so much time
To build their characters up
Because the fucking movie is nothing
But a walk and talk
It's yeah
The whole film is walking
A little action scene
There's a walk and talk
And talking
And like two action scenes
And you cut away to the setup
Of like the villain for like a minute
Total
And then back to the walk and talk
And like
I've never seen like
It's like
Remember that episode
Of Game of Thrones recently
Where a lot of
Not the main one you'd think of
But it's the second time that
Some important people meet up
And are all
Doing a thing
They're going on a mission
Yeah
Right
And then there was nothing else
To do with that episode
Because everyone was together
So
Just literally Marcus Phoenix
Doing this
Doing Marcus Phoenix hands on the thing
That's the whole fucking movie
And I couldn't believe it right
There's a lot
And I'm like
Are we ever gonna
It's a journey Woolie
And like you know
You think about like
You compare directly to Avengers
Or anything else
Where there's a group movie
And you have to build stories
And plots in different places
X-Men movies
Know how to jump around
Tell different stories
It's been done
It's been been done
For like ten years now
And it's all flashback
Yeah I think the only thing
That happens is
Going to go into everyone
In the room
With all their computers
And equipment
Talking to suicide
Right
That's the only other thing
It can cut back to
Because you can't cut back
To these villains
Because they're just generic
Monster things
That just want to take over
The world
And don't have any real
Plans
And speaking of generic
Monster things
I can't even remember
The big thing that comes
Fucking Amanda Waller
Like
Going
Way different
From my expectations
Of that character
Oh because she's like
A horrible murderer
I just need the weird monster
Guy that comes out
Near the end
And I'm just like
I forget what it was
I forget what its name was
She's a manipulator
Right
And she's a
String puller
And she's a person
Who causes
Indirectly bad things
To happen
Or even orders things
That people go
What the fuck
Man she murders
But like
She's a big murderer
Yeah but
Apparently there were things
Like
Approach that
But in general
That was such a
Like
Irresponsible way
To do the things
That she does
I have a fun
Aside
Out of character
But I want to say
Like
Irresponsible
Because they have the big fight
In the building
And then I left to take a piss
And then I came back
After that scene
Had concluded
And I asked my girlfriend
Oh what happened
She said
Oh Waller just shot
All
The FBI agents
For no reason
I go
Okay
With everything I've seen so far
I was trying to dance around it
A little bit
Dude whatever
That movie sucks
Who cares
The
Whatchamacallit
And then finally
Right
And then the thing
That like
As I'm pretty much
Just leaning
Eyes glazed over
You get to the point
Of like
The whole of the fucking
Bit
Or whatever
Well yeah
So spoilers
And the movie spoilers
But
You get to the point
Where
The mission
Was to go
And then they retrieve her
And it's this whole fight
To get in
To get to her
To take her upstairs
To the roof
And then a helicopter
Comes and she's gone
And you're like
You literally
Had a whole thing
To have the lady
Do what she did
On the bottom anyway
But they also got a
So there was nothing
There was no point
To the bad guy
But there was no actual point
Well don't know
Don't worry about that
To the thing
The fact that the movie
Got edited so badly
That like
The final villain
Being Joker
Getting changed
At the last minute
Like
Don't worry about that
That was
That being said
There's still something
That I was like
Leading up to the release
The marketing
With the marketing
Was consistent
The movie
Was not consistent
With the marketing
You know what I mean
There was only so much
They could do
With like fun songs
And little name plates
Like snatch style
But leading up to the movie
I was like
Yeah
Suicide Squad
Cool
I am down
For a movie
That's about villains
Yeah
That my hero might
Have a cameo
And let's say
I am down for
That version of Harley
Being the movie Harley
I am fine
With that being
Contained in that moment
Wanted for killing Robin
Wanted for killing Robin
What Robin
Doesn't matter
We haven't had that movie yet
I heard that
Certain cuts of the movie
Have that
Bafflic scene at the beginning
And certain cuts
Have it at the end
So that it can't
So that you don't know
How to make sense of that
Yeah
Or Joker
Or Poison Ivy
Or whatever movie
That they're planning to do
But like
Cramming all this
And with a bunch of fucking
Like not nobody's
Because they were
Parts of the Suicide Squad
But like
Just jamming all these
Like still
Compared to Harley
Or Joker
Or even
Enchantress or something
Dead shots up there
A bit
And even Killer Croc
But like all the others
Slipknot
There was another guy
That died off screen
Man
Slipknot is like
Biggest problem with that fucking movie
Because they spent almost
50 minutes
Building up the team
And everybody gets their music video
And their fucking flashback
But those
And then fucking Slipknot
Gets out of a car
Yeah
And right before they go
Yeah
Right after they explain
The bomb in their heads
And they go
Yeah, that's Slipknot
Yeah
And he's like
He's gonna die
Because he didn't get
A music video
So Slipknot
Slipknot is McGinty
Yeah
No, but McGinty was hilarious though
Right
McGinty had a couple of scenes
I remember what you guys
Talked about when you first
First saw it
And I do have to like
Double down on that
Yeah
The Enchantress transformation
Is the worst
Is awesome
No
When she transforms
Into a thing
It's bad
No, no, no, no
The first moment
Where the transition happens
Yeah
It's super dope
Oh, visually
Visually
That effect was incredible
The hand move
The hand move was one of the best things
In the movie
The character gets way less
Interesting after that
Yeah, when they ruined that
When they ruined that
For sure
But that first one
Because you think you're like
Whoa, what a fucking cool transition
Yeah, absolutely
And that and I feel
I actually
I feel bad for Jared Leto
I feel bad for him
Oh, yeah
Like
At the time I didn't
But now I do
He usually overdoes it too much
For my tastes
You know, he Jared Leto's it up
Yeah
As they say
Which is like
The Blade Runner
He kind of did though
It was alright
It was alright
But that's kind of how
I always feel
I'm like alright
I'm expecting Jared Leto
And here, you know
Yeah, he did it here
And he was
What can you
I don't know
I don't know what
He could have done with that
I have like
An appreciation for this
Different take of Joker
Like this gangster
M&M stuff
Like I think
That's a cool take
But they just did it wrong
They did it wrong
It's not that
The idea itself
Is not poison
Yeah
They just fucked it up
They fucked it up
I think that Leto did
A really bad job
With that Joker
But
I will give him
The benefit of the doubt
That since I didn't get to see
Two thirds of the scenes
That he shot
For that movie
Maybe
There was a better character
There
That I didn't get to see
The good parts of it
And he said
He was like
I'm set up to fail
Because
He is right to be
Pissed off about that
He filmed the movie
They didn't
They didn't show
You know
I think
You were here for it
There was that
Like headline
Where
Someone says
Jared Leto
Are you in the Joker movies
That are coming out
And he goes
I honestly don't know
Which ones I'm in
Because he's
That's amazing
They have a
They have how much footage
Like half an hour
There's supposedly going to be
A Suicide Squad 2
Then there's the Martin Scorsese
Thing that he's not allowed
To be in
I think
There's
It's such a mess
But if he's talked shit
About it
If he's talked
Big
Big bullshit
They don't care
I think the exact quote
From Leto goes
Something like
They cut so many of my scenes
Out
You could almost
Make a standalone movie
I think he said something
Like they lied to me
They lied to me
Yeah
I felt
That's always fun
Right
When you go see
The final cut of a movie
You were in
And you go
What the fuck
That's part of the gig
Especially when
You're all over the posters
This is a total aside
But no one ever got it
At worse than
David Prouse
David Prouse is
The body inside
Darth Vader
In the original trilogy
Who was not told
That he would be
Dubbed over
So he did his lines anyway
Yeah, no
He acted the shit
Out of his part
And then he goes
To see Star Wars
And
It's James Earl Jones instead
It's like
You know what sucks about that
It was the right choice
Oh hell yeah it was
Right
But ow
Well then
The most form
Later on
Is a different actor
Is a different person entirely
Darth Vader was played
By like
It's kind of
It's kind of weird
How that
I played Darth Vader once
Yeah
Slightly
Yeah
Now you played our duty too
Yeah
Beepoo
I fit in the thing
Because I'm small
So I have a question
Really this is
My thing about
Suicide Squad
Is that it's not inherently bad
Or like
Badly put together
I will
I
Barely remember it
I will remember
Anything about Suicide Squad
In six months
I
I think I will
So
I will remember how
In order to
Appease
And
Hook
Will Smith in
They had to build
Something for him
To really grab on to
They had to make Deadshot
A fucking hero
So they made Deadshot
Like
The fucking
Most relatable human
Even if there is some
Guess what
Willie and I
Are probably forgetting
There's some obscure comic
Where Deadshot gets this
Dramatic backstory
Emotional child scene
Yeah
You've got the facing down
Batman scene
And the part where
Will Smith almost
Beats him
Type moment
Remember
In your land
Batman was like
I'm gonna beat the fucking
Shit out of a man
In front of his children
In an alley
That looks just like
Crime alley
Remember when Batman
Was just
Huge about
Cause playing
Joe Chill
So
So
You know
Will Smith needed
Some meat
And they gave him
Nice
You know
Matt
I'm total opposite from you
Like
That movie is seared
Into my mind
Like
Batman vs Superman
Is seared into my mind
The editing on that thing
Just
Is
Astonishing
And what I'll never forget
Is how the
Suicide Squad
Is now linked to
The wanted universe
Through the
Vessel
That is common
Because
Fuck the code
Yo Mr. J
That's your girl
Man I don't want none of that
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Code
Anyway
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What's the top though?
Are we going time wise?
Because that seems to be the case
It's combined crane with
The motherfucking top off
Let's go
We can start it with
What you see
Season three
Yes
Season three of Street Fighter 5
In particular
In particular
There's two in particular
Did you catch it live
Or in replay form
On how it was revealed on stage
I saw it
I did not
I did not see how it was
It was revealed on stage
I saw it
I'll fill this in
Because I think it's hilarious
They showed
Sakura's trailer
Yeah
Then showed the remaining
Silhouettes
That were blackened out
Of all the other characters
Just like they did last time
Just to piss everyone off
And then Ono gets on stage
And says something to the
Akin of like
But that's not all that we have
Not enough
Not enough
Everybody shot
Then shows the CG trailer
Of all the characters
Shows off everybody
What that is
And I kind of
I realized
About 15 seconds in
Actually
What was happening
And
I noticed that
And I like
Watch Max's reaction
A couple of other folks
And whatnot
They're like
What is this
And we're watching
The on-disc intro
To arcade edition
It's very long
That really long cut scene
When it started playing out
At that length
With that amount of
Like gravitas
I was like
This is the fucking intro
We're gonna see everybody
They don't give a fuck
And you know what
The best anti-leak
You can drop
Is to leak it yourself
Is fucking everybody
Right
So
Immediately hot on the heels
Because you can tell
Like Sakura was originally the plan
And the pedals rained down
And we got to see her
In her new uniform
That's a dumb shit
Fucking Capcom France
Or Europe
Or whatever
Shitbags
Good job, shitbags
Still no oro
So there's that
Or Q
Or Q
Maybe
Hold that thought
So one
Let's start with Sakura
She is
Finally
Fucking
Dressed
In not a schoolgirl
Not a school uniform
In a part-time
Arcade workers uniform
She would literally be
In the headset
She looks
35 years old now
She looks like an e-sports scream lord
Yes, she does
I don't understand
How that's an arcade workers job
I don't get it either
But everyone is saying
That's what it is
Maybe a pachinko parlor
Maybe for events
Maybe like for special events
I was just saying
But arcade operators
Perfect because that lets her
Be youthful and dumb still
Also, she's fucking rad
She's great
Love it
Love it, love it
New design is fantastic
And in case you wanted more
You got the battle costume
Where she's wearing the gi anyway
Yeah
And in case you want it old
She's got that too
You got her old costume as well
No, put the thing that I like back on
No, no
Nowadays, that's only for fetishes
You don't whip that out
Unless you're trying to do a thing
Okay
Oh, no, actively fought for the
Inclusion of that being her default costume
So that's all fine and dandy
Moving on
The boy is back
Falk, Falk!
Falk, a brand new character
She's your boy
Let's talk about her
Ah, Jesus Christ
You know, I've said it and I still agree
Quote Maximilian
Nobody cares about Blanca
And if you do care about Blanca
You're the problem
Was it you're a problem
Or you're the problem
Then I guess I'm a mother fucking problem then
You're a problem
Because I'm about to rolling
Shave fucking
Electricute some bitches
Ah, fuck
Because here's what's going on
Damn
I was absolutely positive
In what I said
Which was I don't want or need Blanca
In this game
Yeah
I'm fine with him not being there
That's okay to me
Mm-hmm
Nick Halley will do
But now that he's back
Well, fuck it
What am I?
What am I?
I'm gonna just throw away like
Five to six years of fucking
Four knowledge
And then another like ten plus years
Of ST knowledge
And then CVS2 knowledge
Invested in this fucking character
Yeah
I just pretend it doesn't exist
Yeah
Eat my ass
I'm about to fucking roll on some bitches
It's going
Despite all that
We're doing it
Despite all that
I actually think he's pretty weak looking
He hasn't changed except he has long hair
I would like
But if he had an orange beard
That would be awful
I would like for one of the costumes
To have at least be one serious
Alternate one
And not like safari hat
And Hawaiian shorts
Like have at least one other costume
That's not a joke
That's all I'm asking
Well, here's the thing
Blanca is a joke
Yes
If they were cool
They would make a nostalgia costume
That made him human
Oh
Or like
Not as nostalgia
But like
Like what he would look like now
If he was a human
That's what I mean
Because if you really wanted to be nostalgia
He'd be like ten
Yes
But
That'd be nuts
Human form alt
Would be
You should have a striker
That's mama
Yeah
That'd be good
Yeah, that's his feature
Instead of calling him
The
What's her name
Nadeshko
Nadeshko
He calls in his mama
By the way
His character slot
Replaces Charlie
On the character select screen
In case you guys didn't know
Good
Oh yeah, of course
Charlie
It's the same character
It's the same character
So that's fine
And dandy
Moving along
Suddenly
In one moment
Ed's costume
Get out of the way
Ed
Becomes fucking rad
Because Falk is here
The new shadow loo
Uniform
So there was
More than one child
And I know
I know I was the only one
But look
I don't mind that new outfit
Dude, I think it's kind of dope
And when you see it
With a disciple
And Ed standing next to Falk
It's like
Aw shit
That works really well
Um
You can't really say much about it
Since there's no idea
Well, we have as a picture
Yeah
No idea what our powers are going to be
Alright
You want to whip it out
For this one
Or put it away I should say
All Kodi fans
Whipped it out
Especially Dipod
Sorry
How did he call him
What did he say
Kodell Traverson
Welcome to Kodell Traverson
Kodell Traverson
Vote
Because
Vote for your mayor
I think I said I'd rather
Have not have Guy or Kodi
Been in this game
Because they're in for
Yeah
Someone else's shot
But like how you do it
Is basically
Dress Kodi up
As if he's the deputy mayor
Of Metro City
Which is a lot of
What people are saying
Turn the beat back
Seal it in an envelope
And put it in the ballot box
Then put on opera
And in addition to his fancy
Look in his CG intro
Breaks his chains
You hear that tiny little
You know smash noise of like
Him breaking those handcuffs
And like that's behind him
Oh no
Literally everyone is dead now
And that's how Street Fighter 3
Became a thing
Oh no
Yeah everyone in this game
That doesn't show up in
Street Fighter 3 3rd strike
Kodi killed them
Like you know the CG intro
Akuma and Ryu
Or just having like the
Akuma and Ryu fight
Yeah
I bet like Akuma's about to punch
And like off like
Hundreds of miles away
They heard the chink
Of the chains
Of the chains breaking
And they go
Nani
Massaka
I want
I want
No what it is
Is it's
They're fucking sitting around
And it's the Jurassic Park
Scene with the water
Right
And instead of a roar
Bouncing off the cameras
I hear
Ha ha
Ha ha
Just
Oh my god
Right
Yep absolutely
And Kodi turned into
Geese basically
Yeah like a young Geese
He's really close
Yeah
To you to Geese
Man
And even though Kamiya
Refuses to accept
A nostalgia costume for this
You know what I love the man
He's one of the greatest
Of game creators of all time
He's also crazy
He's fucking nuts
Yeah
God bless though
I bet I do hope
That there's a nostalgia
Kodi costume
It's not gonna be
Fucking jailbird
I'm like I'm still
Really sick of that
For context
Yeah sorry
Kamiya was basically saying
He's like
Fuck this shit Kodi
I want old final fight Kodi
And
That's becoming from a place
Cause he's a nostalgia
For the old games
You know like he loves the old games
So
Literally they have
A costume called
Nostalgia costume
And it's in the game
But
This is not the primary
At the point
Yeah yeah yeah
But I hope it's just jeans
And t-shirt Kodi
And not the
Jailbird
Just cause I'm sick
Can we please get
They do jailbird
I want the street wise one
Yeah
Yeah
We need to get
Like
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