Chart Music: the Top Of The Pops Podcast - Here Comes Quizm: The Chart Music Pub Quiz - Number 3

Episode Date: April 20, 2020

Here Comes Quizm #3Oh yes – the music quiz that puts the TRAINERS to the ANUS is BACK. You know the drill: 42 questions, seven rounds, and an elderly woman throwing down on a Bontempi organ, put together and fired out by the host of the world’s greatest podcast about old episodes of Top Of The Pops. TUCK IN, POP-CRAZED YOUNGSTERS!HERE IS THE ANSWER SHEETHERE IS ROUND NUMBER ONE - THE PICTURE ROUND AND HERE IS THE DOWNLOAD LINKAnd don’t forget: if you’re throwing money at us on Patreon, you get this three days earlier…Subscribe |  Facebook | Twitter |  Chart Music WikiSubscribe to us on iTunes here. Support us on Patreon here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Hey, we got the smarts. The Smart 7, every weekday at 7am. Available right now on spotify and all the usual places the following podcast is a member of the great big owl family guitar solo Hey up you pop craze youngsters and welcome back to the third edition of Here Comes Quism, the chart music pub quiz. I'm your host, Al Needham, coming directly at you, live and direct, if you will, from the heart of Nottingham, the cradle of pop, and, well, here we are again, heading up the river in a boat we know paddle,

and the god is on lockdown. But are we downhearted? No, we are not not sir or madam because for the next hour or so we're going down the pub the pub in our mind the pub where the pints are on the table the crisp bags have been ripped open your mate is already getting on your tits by peeling the beer mats like he always does. Meat Loaf has just come in with his mates and he's staring at Cher over by the jukebox and everything's okay. It's alright.

Usual deal, Pop Craze Youngsters. 42 questions, 7 rounds, all pre-recorded so you can pause if you need to and cheat if you must for there are no prizes. You can do whatever you like with this quiz. You have my full permission. I've seen people on Zoom forming teams. This kind of stuff I like. Do what you want with it, Doug. It's your quiz, not mine. I just make it. As always, the first thing you need to do is to go onto that page where you got this podcast and you need to download the answer sheet and the picture round, which is round number

one. Very simple this week. All you need to do is tell me who are those people talking about on the Smash Hits letters page. Who are those people talking about on the Smash Hits lettersters page? You go and do that, I'll be back in a couple of minutes. What more can you

need? Thank you. Before we go any further, just want to let you know, everyone in Team Chart Music is doing just grand, thank you. And there will be a Chart Music update at half time. By the way, I hope you're taking this time to sort out a good team name, because you've got to take this kind of thing seriously. And let me tell you, as someone who's done pub quizzes for over 10 years, please try to avoid the usual puns on quiz and jism. I know I've done that, so you can't. So, you know, quiz on my face, I've heard that. Quiz team Aguilera and quiz Akebuta, I get that all the time.

You know, come on, I want you to reach my favourite pub quiz team name of all time, my dad shagged Enya's cousin. That's the bar that I'm setting for you. So have a good think and I'll see you in a bit. Thank you. All right, and Polp Craze youngsters, we are two minutes or so away from round number two of Here Comes Quizm. Last chance to nip to the fridge and go about your business and do what you need to do before you belong to me. Thank you. ¶¶ Thank you. Right then, let's not fanny about. Let's get stuck right into round number two of Here Comes Quism.

Round number two, as always, is called On This Week in Istre. Five questions, well, six actually, about stuff that went off in the world of pop on This Week in Istre. Question number six. View from a Bridge was single of the Fortnite in Smash Hits on This Week in 1982. Which solo singer recorded that song? View from a Bridge was single of the fortnight in Smash Hits on This Week in 1982. Which solo singer recorded it? Question number seven. Which band played at Zimbabwe's Independence Festival on this week in 1980?

on This Week in 1980? Which band played at Zimbabwe's Independence Festival on This Week in 1980? Question number eight. Which Pulp LP was released on This Week in 1994? Which Pulp LP was released on This Week in 1994? Question number nine. Who won the Eurovision Song Contest for Ireland on this day in 1980? Who won the Eurovision Song Contest for Ireland on this day in 1980. Question number ten. Within one year either side, in which year was the first episode of the chart show broadcast on This Week in History? of the Chart Show broadcast on This Week in Istra.

Within one year either side, in which year was the first episode of the Chart Show broadcast on This Week in Istra? And your next question is your bonus one. Your bonus one question on the bottom left hand corner of his sheet on which channel was it on on which channel was the first episode of the chart show broadcast on this week in history and that me ducks is the end of round number two Thank you. All right, and Pop Craigs youngsters, let's move directly into round number three of Here Comes Quizm. Round number three, as always, is your top ten round.

Usual deal, every time I come to the quiz, I bring a top ten list with me. Could be out. I'll give you the subject. You write down five things in your round number three box that you think are going to be in that top ten. For every one of your answers that is in the top ten, you get a point. But if you get the top five in any particular order, you get a bonus of two points. This week's subject is the 10 Radio 1 DJs who spent the most time presenting The Breakfast Show. The 10 Radio 1 DJs who spent the most time presenting The Breakfast Show. I'll give you a few minutes on that one. Remember, I just want five answers.

The ten Radio 1 DJs who spent the most time presenting the Radio 1 breakfast show. Thank you. Thank you. So, this week's top ten, the ten Radio 1 DJs who spent the most time presenting The Breakfast Show. I'll give you a couple more minutes to think about that one. Thank you. Thank you. MUSIC PLAYS And that, Pop Craze Youngsters, is the end of round number three of Here Comes Quizzen. We'll be right back after this ad break. All right, Pop Crazy Youngsters. We're going to slink on into round number four of Here Comes Quism. Round number four, as it always is, is called Television Theme Tunes Played Backwards. Oh, yes. Once again, I've got five television theme tunes played backwards. Oh, yes. Once again, I got five television theme tunes.

I'm going to play them back to back to back to back to back. Backwards. Your job, should you choose to accept it, is to tell me what they are if I were to play them forwards, which I will do at the end of the quiz. forwards, which I will do at the end of the quiz. I command you to get your tabs wide open, babies, because here comes question number 17. Question number 18. Thank you. Question number 19. We'll be right back. And question number 20. And question number 20. 20. I'm coming up now. That's all for Spunky Week. That's all for Spunky Week. But you want to be shot to the skin.

Or they are really little for you. Whoa, how did you get on with them? Do you want to hear them again? Do you want clues? Very well, you can have all of that. Question number 16. BBC One mid-70s to early 80s. Question number 17, ITV, late 70s Question number 18, Channel 4, mid 90s

for mid-90s. Question number 19. ITV, late 70s. And question number 20. ITV, late 70s. All right, M-Pod Crazy Youngsters, that's the end of round number four. It's also the end of the first half of the quiz. We're going to have a short break, about ten minutes or so, so you've got plenty of time

to go about your business and do what you like. I don't give a toss. See you in a bit. I know a girl who works on the farm If you listen to me I'll tell you a yarn Always asleep by ten o'clock At six on the dot it's up with the cock Up with the cock, up with the cock

At six o'clock it's up with the cock To milk a herd of jerseys At seven's her first dip She warms her head to please the cows When she gives up, pull on the tip Pull on the tip, pull on the tip Up with the cock, up with the cock At six o'clock, it's up with the cops.

So why so weak a smelly job is when she cleans the yard Scraping up the cow dung Yes, life on the farm's so hard It's so hard, it's so hard Pull on a tick, pull on a tick Up with the cock, up with the cock It's six o'clock, it's up with the cock, up with the cock at six o'clock. It's up with the cock. She was in the field one sunny day, ploughing all alone. She caught her foot in the driving chain, it made her scream and moan.

Scream and moan, scream and moan. It's so hard, it's so hard. Pull on the tick, pull on the tip Up with the cock, up with the cock It's six o'clock, it's up with the cock Gah! When it is time to harvest Cold sunshine is just a trick But when the weather's nasty

It has to come in quick Come in quick Come in quick Scream and moan Scream and moan It's so hard It's so hard Pull on the tick

Pull on the tick Up with the cock Up with the cock It's six o'clock It's up with the cock Go on! The Talk. Up with the Talkers. Six o'clock. It's up with the Talk. Go! Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 ¶¶ All right, M.Pop Craze youngsters, it's a couple of minutes before we get stuck into round number five. Before that, however, I just want to let you know

we are recording the next episode of Chart Music at some point next week. I've got my head down and I'm working my tits off getting the show notes together. I'll say no more than that. But yeah, Chart Music 50 is coming soon. See you in a bit. We'll be right back. She was an hour ago, baby She got a letter from the cashway She was an hour ago She was a lot of crap

Hey, hey, hey We're gonna lock them all Hey, hey, hey We're gonna lock them all Swap for the Tiger and the Fox Arena I'm gonna like them all. Oh, glory, glory, it's a tiny match, you know. I'm gonna like them all. You know the guy's the one. Hey, I'm gonna like them all.

Hey, I'm gonna like them all. Oh, yes, you know who's gonna like them all. Thank you. All right, then, Pop Crates youngsters, it's time to get stuck into round number five of Here Comes Quism. Round number five. Well, we all know what that is, don't we? Round number five is called My Nonna on a Bon Tempe Organ. Oh, yes, she's back. Once again, she's sat down at her organ,

and she's mashed out five tunes for you. I'm going to play this set back to back to back to back to back. You get half a point if you tell me the name of the original band or artist and half a point for the name of the tune. Mash them down, non-o! Thank you. Question number 22. Hold off a point for the name of the band or artist.

Hold off a point for the name of the band of rogues and start a point for the name of the tune. Thank you. Question number 23 Half a point for the name of the band or artist Half a point for the name of the band or artist, half a point for the name of the tune. Lovely. Love land. Thank you. Question number 24. Half a point for the name of the band or artist, half a point for the name of the tune. Thank you. And question number 25. Half a point for the name of the band or artist. Half a point for the name of the tune. Thank you. Oh, no, no, you're killing me.

Let's hear them again now. Question number 21. Question number 21. Question number 22. Question number 23. Question number 24. And question number 25. Number 25. To play an instrument that fast. That is the end of round number five.

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Twitter at Box Delights Pod and listen wherever you get your podcasts. All right, and Pop Craze youngsters, let's move into round number six of Here Comes Quism. Round number six is called The Lucky Bag of Randomness. It's your potluck rant question number 26 who was the shortest member of wham who was the shortest member of wham george michael or andrew ridgely who was the shortest member of Wham? Question number 27.

What was the Undertoners' only top ten hit in the UK? What was the only top ten hit in the UK recorded by the Undertones? Question number 28. Which EastEnders character was the drummer in the band Dog Market in 1986? Which EastEnders character played the drums in the band Dog Market in 1986? My love, my love. My love, my love. Question number 29. Which Top of the Pops presenter of the 80s has the middle names St John Aloysius? Which Top of the Pops presenter of the 80s

has the middle names St. John or St. John I don't know, St. John Aloysius. Question number 30. Who is at the front of the vehicles on the cover of Abbey Road? Who is at the front of the Beatles on the cover of Abbey Road? The one on the right, in other words. And your next question is your bonus two.

Who is at the back? Who is at the back? So, question number 30. Who's at the front of the Beatles at the back? So question number 30, who's at the front of the Beacles on the right-hand side on the cover of Abbey Road? And your bonus to who's at the back

or at the left-hand side? And that is the end of round number six. Fire, fire, fire Bye. All right, then. It's the final round of the night. Round number seven. And we know what that is, don't we? I'm a piece in bits and pieces. Oh, yeah. Bits and pieces, that old Radio 1 Roadshow favourite,

nicked by chart music for Here Comes Quism. I'm going to play ten tunes, one after the other, dead fast. You get half a point for the name of the band or artist, half a point for the name of the tune. Let's see how you get on with this. Take it away, Dave Clark. You don't have to dance like a boulder It's not going back Not to lose now, but to win 42 years on this planet, but he'll be here forever.

I don't want to tell any lies Ooh, what did we do with that? I think it's a bit easier than usual, that one, but let's hear it again. I'm a piece of this and pieces. Question number 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 34 35

36 37 38 39 38 39 40 One more time. One more time. 42 years on this planet, but he'll be here forever. And that, Pop Craze Youngsters, is the end of Here Comes Quizm for this week. I'm going to give you five minutes or so to have one last tinker of the answer sheets,

go off and get a refill or have a whazz or whatever. Come back and see me in five minutes and I'll lay out all the answers. ¶¶ ¶¶ Thank you. ¶¶ ¶¶ Thank you. ¶¶ ¶¶ Thank you. ¶¶ All right, then, Pop Craze youngsters, put your pens down, sit up straight with your arms neatly folded. I'm going to lay some answers on you. So, round number one. Who were those people writing about in the Smash Hits letters page? Question number one. Please, please, please, short gasp. Is it true that, subdued whisper, Gary Newman wears a toupee?

Question number two, on the front page of the last issue was a picture of Claire Grogan. Question number three. This was easy. This was, wasn't it? My dog can sing better than Simon Le Bon and it's better looking. Question number four. Dear Gary Baysford, I hope you saw your beloved Bucks fizz making complete fools of themselves on that stupid TV show. Give us a clue. And question number five. I am writing to complain

about that poxy upstart known as the lead singer of Show Waddy Waddy. Oh, Dave Bartram taking the mick out of the truly great Gary Newman, Shame On You. Well done if you got a full arse on them.

Round number two on this week in Istra. Question number six. View From A Bridge was single of the Fortnite and Smash It's On This Week in 1982. Which solo singer recorded it? Kim Wilde. Question number seven.

Which band played at Zimbabwe's Independence Festival on this week in 1980? Unfortunately, the Doolies were booked for a summer season at Ponting's Canberra Sands, so they had to make do with Bob Marley and the Wailers. Question number eight. Which pulp LP was released on this week in 1994? His and hers.

Question number nine. Who won the Eurovision Song Contest for Ireland on this week in 1980? What's Another Year? Johnny Logan. Question number ten. Within one year, I decided which year was the first episode of the chart show broadcast on This Week in Istria. It was on This Week in 1986. And your bonus one. Which channel was it on?

It was originally on Channel 4. Moved to ITV in 1989. Round number three. top ten round. The ten Radio 1 DJs who spent the most time presenting The Breakfast Show in reverse order. Number ten, Chris Evans. Number nine, Mike Smith. Number eight, Dave Lee Travis. Number seven, Sarah Cox. Number six, Noel Edmonds. Anybody sweating on the top five? Number five, Mike Reid. Number four, Simon Mayo. Number three, Tony Blackburn. Number two, Nick Grimshaw. And number one, Chris Moyles. Well done if you got the top five on that one. Round number four, television theme tunes played backwards. Let's have a Swap Shop Question number 17

ITV late 70s Chalkton and the Wheelies. Jump in, we'll take you for a spinner, show you round the wheelie world. Hop on, it's fun to come along and take a look at wheelie world. Question number 18, Channel 4, Mid-90s. Beavis and Butt-Eggs. Question number 19, ITV Lake Seventies. Happy Days!

Don't forget, Simon Price is still looking for some Fonz boots. And question number 20. Well done if you got this. ITV, mid-70s. Do you believe in rock and roll? Into the starship and off we go Here we come to Parkland Here we come to Parkland Animal quackers

Animal quackers Bongo I'm roaring Animal quackers Animal quackers I'm roaring I'm boots I'm bongo Round number five My non-or on a Bon Tempe organ Let's have it non-or

Question number twenty-one Boys, boys, boys By Sabrina Boys by Sabrina. Question number 22. Being boiled by the Human League. Question number 23. Babe by Sticks. Question number 24. Dreadlock Holiday. By 10CC. And question number 25.

Black Better by Ram Jam. Round number six, the lucky bag of randomness. Question number 26. Who was the shortest member of Wham? Andrew Ridgely. Question number 26. Who was the shortest member of Wham? Andrew Ridglet. Question number 27. What was the Undertowners' only top ten hit in the UK? My Perfect Cousin.

Question number 28. Which EastEnders character played the drums in the band Dog Market in 1986? Ian Beale. Question number 29. Which Top of the Pops presenter of the 80s has the middle name St. John Aloysius? Gary fucking Davis. Jesus.

Question number 30. Who is at the front of the vehicles on the cover of Abbey Road? John Lennon. And your bonus two. Who is at the back? George Harrison Round number seven

Bits and Pieces Let's have it I'm a pieces Bits and pieces Question number thirty one Nightboat to Cairo By Madness Question number thirty two

Strut Your Funky Stuff By Frantique To Cairo by Madness. Question number 32. Strut Your Funky Stuff by Frantique. Question number 33. Wouldn't It Be Good by Nick Kershaw. Question number 34. Evaporate by Alton 8. Question number 35. Silver Dream Machine by David Essex.

Question number 36. I Remember Elvis Presley by Danny Mirror. Question number 37, Sensors Working Overtime, XTC. Question number 38, If You Can't Stand The Heat, Bucks Fizz. Question number 39, Good Thing Going, Sugar Minot. Question number 39, good thing going, sugar minot. And question number 40, favourite shirts, Boy Meets Girl by Haircut100. And that, Pop Craze Youngsters, is the end of Here Comes Quizm for this week.

How did you do? Remember, if you get 30 or above, you can open those windows right now and give yourself a round of applause for being dead good at music quizzes. Thanks for playing. Hope you have a good week. Hope you have a safe week. Hope to see you next week. Until then, my name's Al Needham. Stay pop crazed.

Yesterday I was happy to play for a penny or two a song Till a fella in a black sedan Took a shine to my one man band He said we got plans for you You'd never dream You're a star, you're a star A longy suit and a new guitar And I know that you'll go far Cause you're a star

You're a star, superstar On you go with your finest style And I know that you'll go far Cause you're a star I signed my name and the Friday came With a song that I used to sing Came out on a 45 I sang it on the TV live As the music played

I heard the people say You're a star, you're a star Music plays. The record did fine and there came a time when I bought my own black sedan and a piece of land for a home in St. George's Hill. That's where they all live, you know. When I'm low, I'm happy to go to the street where I used to play. Even now it makes me laugh to have to sign my autograph for the folks that used to drop Thank you. And I know that you're a star Cos you're a star You're a star, superstar

On you go with your finest star And I know that you're a star You're a star, you're a star You're a star, you're a star Shark music. You're the star, you're the star. Chart music. GreatBigOwl.com Oh, hello you. My name's Tom Price. Hello, I'm Dave Cribb.

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