Chart Music: the Top Of The Pops Podcast - Here Comes Quizm: The Chart Music Pub Quiz - Number 5

Episode Date: May 20, 2020

Here Comes Quizm: The Chart Music Pub Quiz – Number 5 It's BACK! The greatest music quiz in the world, hand-crafted by quizular artisans in Nottingham, The Cradle Of Pop, with assistance off their Nana. 42 questions! 7 rounds! Swearing! Download what you need to, grab a pen, pick out a suitably disgusting team name, and spend some time in the pub of your mind, Pop-Crazed Youngsters...HERE IS THE ANSWER SHEETHERE IS ROUND ONE - THE PICTURE ROUND Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The following podcast is a member of the Great Big Owl family. I'm going to go and get my wife. Hey up you pop crazy youngsters and welcome to the fifth edition of Here Comes Quizm, the chart music pub quiz. I'm your host Al Needham coming at you live and direct from Nottingham, the cradle of pop. And yeah, it's the usual deal, isn't it? love pop and yeah it's the usual deal isn't it so it's been a while since we've done one of these but i've been doing child music 50 which is out now and i hope you've enjoyed it or are currently enjoying it it's the usual deal of course it's pub quiz isn't it uh it's not for thick bastards it takes up about an hour or so of your time first thing you need to do as always is to download the answer sheet which you can find on the page that you found this podcast on, and the picture round, which is round number one.

Would have been Eurovision weekend, thought I'd do a Eurovision-themed one. All you've got to do is tell me what country those acts came from. What country those acts came from. All the answers are on the sheet sheet so if you don't know have a guess i'll give you a few minutes on that then i'll come back at you in a bit We'll be right back. guitar solo Way down inside What more can you need? guitar solo Thank you. I'm out. Man Magic Superhuman

Man Man Magic Men, majin, sungupkan yu dan ni Majin, majin, majin, majin, majin, maj gym, my gym, my gym, my gym. My gym. Thank you. Superhuman being Man Magic Superhuman being Thank you. All right, and Pop Crazy Youngsters, we are two minutes away from round number two

of Here Comes Quizm. Thank you. Stingray! Stingray! Stingray! Stingray Stingray, Stingray Stingray, Stingray It dives under the sea Into the world below Where beauty and mystery Can always be found It dives fearless and free

Chasing the strangest foe But against all adversity Sails homeward bound Stingray Stingray Stingray Stingray Stingray, Stingray, Stingray

Stingray, Stingray Stingray Stingray Right, and let's get stuck into round number two. Round number two is called On This Week in Istria. Five questions about stuff that happened in the music world on this week in Istria. That's why it's called On This Week in Istria, obviously. So, question number six. Which single that was never released in the UK

became the Beatles' last ever single to be released in America on This Week in 1970? Which single that was never released in the UK became the Beatles' last ever single to be released in America on This Week in 1970? And of course, when I say last ever Beatles single, I'm not including those crap ones they did in the mid-90s, so ignore them. Question number seven. Question number seven. The compilation LP Changes One Boe was released on This Week in 1976.

What is the first track on it? The compilation LP Changes One Boe was released on This Week in 1976. What is the first track on it? Question number eight. Question number eight. Which solo artist released the LP 21 at 33 on This Week in 1980? Which solo artist released the LP 21 at 33 on This Week in 1980? These are the good times Good times These are the good times I'll lose state of mind These are the good times

Good times Question number nine. Question number nine. What became Motown's first million-selling single in the UK on This Week in 1984? What became Motown's first million-selling single in the UK on This Week in 1984? Question number 10. Ferry Cross the Merzet was released on this week in 1989 for the victims of the Hillsborough disaster. Whose is the first voice that you hear on that single? Whose is the first voice that you hear

on the cover of Ferry Cross the Merse? And your next question is your bonus one. Your bonus one question on the bottom left-hand corner of your sheet. Whose was the second voice you hear on that single? Whose was the first and second voices that you hear on Ferry Cross and Merse, the 1989 version. And that is the end of round number two. Right. Right, and let's get stuck into round number three of Here Comes Quizm. And as always, round number three is your top ten round. Rules of the top ten round, same as they always are.

Every time I come to the quiz, I bring a top ten list with me. Could be anything. I'll give you the subject. quiz, I bring a top 10 list with me. Could be anything. I'll give you the subject. You write down five things in your round number three box that you think are going to be in that top 10. For every one of your five answers that is in the top 10, you get a point. But if you get the top five in any particular order, you get a bonus of two points. This This week's subject is the 10 biggest selling singles in the UK recorded by Madonna. The 10 biggest selling singles in the UK recorded by Madonna. I'll give you a few minutes on that one. សូវាប់បានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបាូវាប់ពីបានប់ពីបានប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពី ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത്ത� So

So this week's top ten, the ten biggest selling singles in the UK recorded by Madonna. Just want five answers in your round number three box. For every one of your five answers that's in the top ten, you get a point. If you get the top five in any particular order, you get a bonus of two points. The 10 biggest selling singles in the UK, recorded by Madonna. We'll be right back. Thank you. Thank you. And that is the end of round number three. Here comes Quiz and we'll return after these adverts. Hello, I'm Jack Beaumont. I do Crime Club. In series one, I spoke to people like this.

Did you not kick a policeman in the head? Yeah, that was... When was that? I was 17. Wait, was I 17 or 19? I think I might have been 19, actually. In series two, I talked to people like this. There was a paedophile with one leg. I kicked him clean out his wheelchair.

About four of us... I mean, we battered him. And this. Cheating on your boyfriend to give him gonorrhoea? Do you want to go there or should I have a knock? Yeah, no, no, no, I can talk about it. I have jingles like this. That's Crime Club,

where strange people tell stories involving bad behaviour. New episodes out every Monday. All right, and Pop Craig's Youngsters round number four. Monday to back, to back, to back, to back, backwards. Your job is to tell me what they are. If I were to play them forwards, which I will do at the end of the quiz. So get your tabs up and here comes question number 16. What is this? Waste number 18. Thank you. Question number 19. Question number 19. I don't know. And question number 20. Thank you. Oh, how do we get them with them? Do you want to hear them again?

Do you want clues? Let's have all of that. Question number 16. Question number 16, BBC One, late 70s. Question number 17, ITV, 70s and 80s. Question number 18, ITV, 80s. Question number 19, BBC, the 70s. And question number 20, ITV, late 70s, early 80s. Bit piss easy this week, I thought.

Apart from the last one. All right, me ducks, that's the end of round number four. It's also the end of the first half of the quiz. We're going to have a short break, about ten minutes or so, maybe a bit longer. You've got plenty of time to go off to the fridge or go outside or go and have a fag or do what you want. I don't give a toss. Just come and join me in a bit. From the pussy to the cocky Yeah Yeah Jello Love is rock Rock

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When you're feeling honey. Love is rock When we're ranking On a skunking Oh yeah I'm the one kid that really wanna tell to tell you about. The sound that leads the way. Yeah. Love is rock. I put your knee in the pussy.

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And you tease it Love is rock! Yeah! Love is rock! Oh yeah. Nice one. Love is rock. Love is roll. Don't want to dance like Fred Steele Be like Superman through the air Don't want to join Claire Francis in the Riggins Pop the black with Hurricane Higgins Don't want to ride like Willie Carson

Be a bishop or an important parson Don't want to hit Jeff Falk off the floor Knock my hand and I'll be on the floor I just want to be a winner Just a little Oscar please I just want to be a winner Or a possible beast I just want to be a win. Just a little Oscar please. I just want to be a win. Or a possible beast. I just want to be a win.

I wouldn't mind if it was no hell. I just want to be a win. Even Harry would serve me well. See one, feel one, touch one. See one, feel one, touch one. See one, feel one, win an award. Who'd want to rule like President Reagan? Or kick a ball like Kevin Keegan?

Don't want to over Woodhouse's desk I'd like to see you try it with a boobie to catch Penny Keith don't need me at the manor, I've no desire to marry Diana Don't even want to paint life in golf, go nationwide

with Frank Paul I just wanna be a win Just a little Oscar please I just wanna be a win Or a boxer or a beast I just wanna to be aware. See one, feel one, touch one. See one, feel one, win one. I just want to be a win. Just a little Oscar piece. I just want to be a win. Or a bus of oldies. I just want to be a win Just a little Oscar piece I just want to be a win Or a box of Obies

I just want to be a win I wouldn't mind if it was Nobel I just want to be a win Even Harry would serve me well See one, feel one, touch one See one, feel one, touch one See one, feel one, tarot. See one, feel one, win an award. You know, I used to be a happy man. I had a fine home,

a custom stew to bake in, and a beautiful woman. But now, I'm the saddest man I know. I've still got my house and my custom stew to bake in. But a new movement has taken my woman's love from me. And I don't understand it.

She walked out on me. She pogoed out on me. You see. Sheena is a punk rocker. Sheena is a punk rocker. Sheena is a punk rocker. Sheena is a punk rocker now. Sheena is a punk rocker. Sheena is a punk rocker. Sheena is a punk rocker now. Well, she's a punk, punk, punk, punk, punk, punk rocker. Punk, punk, punk, punk, punk, punk rocker.

Punk, punk, punk, punk, punk, punk rocker. Punk, punk, punk, punk, punk, punk rocker. All right then, Pulp Craze youngsters. We're going to start round number five and the second half of the quiz in a couple of minutes. Here's your final warning. The kids are all hopped up and ready to go. They're ready to go now.

They've got their surfboards and they're headed for the discotheque Go, go But she just couldn't stay She had to break away Well, New York City really has it all. I guess it has it all. Sheena is a punk rocker. Sheena is a punk rocker.

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A bump rocker Sheena is A bump rocker now It's breaking my heart All right then, Pump Craigs youngsters. It's time to get stuck into the second half of Here Comes Quism. We're now at round number five, and we all know what round number five is, don't we? Oh, yes, my non-a on a Bon Tempe organ.

Once again, me non-a has sat down at her organ, and she's mashed out five tunes for you. I'm going to play them tunes back to back to back to back to back. You get half a point for the name of the original back. You get half a point for the name of the original band or artist, half a point for the name of the tune. So, question number 21. What's this? Who did

it originally? Take it away, Nana. Thank you. Question number 22. Half a point for the name of the band or artist, half a point for the name of the tune. Thank you. Question number 23. Half a point for the name of the band or artist, half a point for the name of the tune. Thank you. Question number 24, half a point for the name of the band or artist, half a point for the name of the tune. Thank you. Question number 25, half point for the name of the band or artist, half point for the name of the band or half point for the name of the tune. Thank you. Oh, no, no, you cut so fresh. Let's hear them again. Question number 21.

Question number 22. Question number 23. Question number 24. And question number 25. And that is the end of round number five. It's all very much none of our standing job as always. Here comes Quiz and we'll return after this word. All of television history is contained in the Box of Delights. I've climbed up nelson's column once

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Right, and let's get stuck into round number six of Here Comes Quism. Round number six is called The Lucky Bag of Randomness. It's your potluck round. Question number 26. Who was the first woman to appear on the cover of Smash Hits, either as a solo artist or a band member? Who was the first woman to appear on the cover of smash hits Question number 27.

Question number 27. What was the last number one single in the UK for the police? What was the last number one single in the UK for the police? Question number 28. Question number 28. Question number 28. How many band members were there in Racer? How many band members were there in Racer? In 2D, look all about it. In 2D, there's no getting out of it. In 2D, look all about it. In 2D, there's no getting out of it.

In 2D, look all about it. In 2D, look all about it. Question number 29. Which party did Jimmy Savile host a party political broadcast for in 1972? Which party did Jimmy Savile host a party political broadcast for in 1972. Question number 30. Which Top of the Pops presenter also presented the first ever National Lottery draw in 1994? And your next question is your bonus two your bonus two question on the bottom right hand corner of your sheet name one other person who's presented top of the pops who has also hosted the national lottery draw name one other person who's presented an episode of Top of the Pops

who has also presented the National Lottery Draw. And that is the end of round number six. Thank you. In 2G, there's no getting out of it. In 2G, we're going about getting. In 2G, there's no getting out of it. In 2G, we're going about getting. All right, and Pop Craig's youngsters, we are now at round number seven of Here Comes Quizm. The final round of the quiz. You know what that means, don't you? Oh, yes. Bits and pieces. The old Radio 1 Roadshow standby.

Going to play ten tunes at you dead fast. You get half a point for the name of the band or artist, half a point for the name of the tune. Let's not fanny about. Take it away. I like your pink lipstick Stand up and fight! Ooh, how'd you get on with them? Let's hear them again. I'm a piece of Vincent Deezus.

31. 32. Where's number 33? I like your pink lipstick. 34. Waste number 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 38 39 40

I think that's easy this week but then again I'm the bellender put together, so I always think there is air. Let's hear it one more time. I'm a pieces, bits and pieces. I like your pink lipstick Stand up and fight! Stand up and fight! All right, PopCrate Junkers, that's the end of round number seven. It's also the end of this week's quiz.

You'll notice there's no more room on your answer sheet. So I'm going to give you a couple of minutes to make any corrections or changes that you feel you need to. And then we'll go through this from front to back. And we'll see how well you've got on this week Thank you. Thank you. All right then, me dears. Let's have some answers. Round number one, your picture round. Name the country those Eurovision entries came from. Question number one, that was Dancing Lash of Tombai by Verka Saduka, 2007, Ukraine.

Question number two, you won't believe what Rod, Jane and Freddie look like these days. That's actually Tienka Outed Per Dig by Bamseys Venner, 1980, Denmark. Question number three. Question number three. Question number three. Question number four. Salmid Aydnan by Svea Kjelsberg and Matis Hayeta. That was 1980. And of course, it was Norway. And question number five.

Papa Penguin by Sofia Magale. 1980, a vintage year for Eurovision. Luxembourg. Round number two on This Week in Istria, which was really last week and a bit of the week before in Istria, but, you know, never mind. Question number six, a single that was never released over here that became the Beatles' last ever single to be released in America

on This Week in 1970? The Long and Winding Road. Question number seven. The compilation LP Changes One Bowie was released on this week in 1976. What's the first track on it? Space Odyssey. Question number eight. The solo artist who released the LP 21 at 33 on This Week in 1980, Elton John.

Question number nine. What became Motown's first million-selling single in the UK on This Week in 1984? Hello by Lionel Richer. Question number ten. Ferry Cross and Merse was released on This Week in 1989. Who was the first voice that you hear on it?

Paul McCartney. And your bonus one, the second voice belonged to Holly Johnson. Round number three, top ten round. The ten biggest singles in the UK recorded by Madonna in reverse order. Number ten, Frozen. Number nine, Like a Prayer.

Number eight, Beautiful Stranger. Number eight, beautiful stranger. Number seven, hung up. Number six, true blue. Anybody sweating on the top five? Number five, popper don't preach. Number four, crazy for you. Number three, holiday. Number two, Like a Virgin.

And number one, Into the Groove. Don't forget, you get a bonus of two points if you get the top five. Round number four. Television theme tunes played backwards. Let's have a tab on question number 16. Yes, it was here. Up from the depths, 30 stories high. Green fire, this man in the sky, Godzilla!

Godzilla! Godzilla! And Godzooka! Fuck off, Godzooka. Question number 17. ITV 70s and 80s. Rainbow. Question number 18. ITV. Aventures.

Quintet. Question number 19. BBC 70s. The Goodies. And question number 20, the difficult one. We'll see if you got this one. Get it together. All together now. Let's have a good time. Get it together.

Put your hands together with me. Get it together. Round number five, my nonno. Audubon Tempe organ, take it away, nonno. Question number 21. Question number 21. Ballroom Blitz by The Sweet. Question number 22. Push It by Salt-N-Pepa. Question number 23.

Promised You a Miracle by Simple Minds. Question number 24. Apollo 9 by Adamant. And question number 25. Teasemare by Shaka Dimas and Pliers. Round number six, a lucky bag of randomness. Question number 26. Who was the first woman to appear on the cover of Smash Hits, either as a solo artist or a band member?

It was on the first ever issue of Smash Hits, Debbie Harry. Question number 27. What was the last number one in the UK for the police? Every breath you take. Question number 28. How many band members were there in race? There were four of them.

Question number 29. You've been waiting for this one, haven't you? Which party did Jimmy Savile host a party political broadcast for in 1972? The Liberal Party. Question number 30. Which Top of the Pops presenter also presented the first ever National Lottery draw in 1994? Noel Edmonds. And your bonus two, name one other Top of the Pumps presenter

who was also host of the National Lottery draw. There's two of them, Anthea Turner and Jenny Powell. Round number seven, bits and pieces. How did you get on with this? Let's have a tab on. 31, Tiger Feet by Mudd. 32, My Way of Thinking, UB40. 33, Me and My Girl Nightclub in David Essex. 34, Cruel Summer, Bananarama.

35, Since You've Been Gone, Rainbow. 36, My Sharona, The Knack. 37, You're In The Army Now, Status Quo. 38, Chant No. 1, Spandau Ballet. 39, Hold the Line by Toto. And 40, Absolute Beginners by The Jam.

So, how did we do, duckies? As always, if you got 30 or over. You can give yourself a meaty pat on the back. For being dead brainy. That me dears is the end of Here Comes Quism. Hopefully they'll be a bit more regular now. But you know I've already got my head on Chop Music number 51.

So you know if it's not every week. Please forgive me. Anyway that's it for now, Pop Crazed Youngsters. My name's Al Needham. I implore you to stay safe, stay the fuck away from each other, but above all, Friday. Happy days. The weekend comes. My cycle hums. I'm ready to race to you. These days are ours.

I've been free. Happy days. These days are ours. Sheldon McQueen. Hey, bye, gray sky. Hello, blue. There's nothing can hold me when I hold you. You feel so right.

You can't be wrong. Rockin' and rollin' all week long. Thank you. the town show everybody what i found rock and roll with all my friends hoping the music never ends monday happy days tuesday wednesday happy days thursday friday happy days Happy days. Hello sunshine, goodbye rain She's holding my school ring on a chain She's my steady, I'm her man I'm gonna love her all I can These days are ours Share them with me These days are ours I've been free

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