CheapShow - Ep 287: Infinite Knick Knacks

Episode Date: June 24, 2022

Every now and then, an episode of CheapShow comes along that is “nice” and “lovely”. This is one of those rare episodes where Paul and Eli aren’t at each other’s throats (too much)! It’s time to jump into another listener sent PO Box treat this week and the Cheap Chap are overwhelmed by the goodies that are revealed. Luckily, it’s not all flowers and sunbeams, as Paul (typically) finds a way to make something Eli is enjoying, unenjoyable. Whether it’s creating a naughty limerick or crafting another convoluted score system, Gannon’s out to be a proper annoyance. Eli is spoilt rotten by the box’s contents, Paul, however, just wants to spoil it. From Butt Detective toys to Godzilla gadgets, this episode is heaving with knick-knacks – maybe too many for Eli’s heart to take! See pics/videos for this episode on our website: https://www.thecheapshow.co.uk/ep-287-infinite-knick-knacks Tickets for LIVE SHOW on August 13th: Episode 300 Live https://harrowarts.com/whats-on/event/cheapshow-300-live For Information on travel and accommodation for CS300 https://www.thecheapshow.co.uk/cheapshow-300-show-info And if you like us, why not support us: www.patreon.com/cheapshow If you want to get involved, email us at [e-mail] And if you want to, follow us on Twitter @thecheapshowpod or @paulgannonshow & @elisnoid Like, Review, Share, Comment... LOVE US! Oh, and you can NOW listen to Urinevision 2021 on Bandcamp... For Free! Enjoy! https://cheapshowpodcast.bandcamp.com/album/urinevision-2021-the-album MERCH Official CheapShow Merch Shop: www.redbubble.com/people/cheapshow/shop www.cheapmag.shop Thanks also to @vorratony for the wonderful, exclusive art: www.tinyurl.com/rbcheapshow Send Us Stuff: CheapShow PO BOX 1309 Harrow HA1 9QJ

Oh, we're back again. It's another week of Cheap Show Goodness. With me, your host, Paul Gannon. Diddle-a-day, diddle-a-day. And Eli Silverman. Diddle-a-day. Hello, everybody. It is Eli Silverman.

It is Cheap Show time. Today time and that time is coming. And I've gone round... Here we go. You ruined it. That could have been something good. But the minute you say, come round here, that's when I know you've given up.

That's when I know the creativity's bottomed out already. I've got a real problem with it, actually, Paul. You really do. I'm sorry. Can you imagine if 8 Mile had done that? Listen, when we did the whole Brandoff improvisation last week, he didn't say, come round here, did he? No, I cut that out, funnily enough.

I cut those many occurrences of him saying that out, yeah. When did he't say come round here, did he? No, I cut that out, funnily enough. I cut those many occurrences of him saying that out. When did he say come round here? There's loads of little moments where he's like, come round here, ruff, ruff, ruff. I'm causing trouble, come round. There was moments. I cut them out for your dignity. Anyway, hello, welcome to Cheap Show. It's another week of economy, comedy, goodness, and we're

here to entertain you. So, without any further ado, let's go straight to the credits, Mr. Silverman, and get this show going. How about that then? I think that's okay, mate. Yay! Yay!

Shall we do it again? No. Let's do it again. That didn't work. It did not work. I'm happy with this. I was shit. You are always going to be shit.

All it was was a critique of me saying, come round here. Yeah. Welcome to Cheap Show. God. I hate you and your fucking noodle posse

people love noodles it's just a fact of Cheap Show you're gonna have to learn to fucking accept Cheap Show off off I fucking accept! It's the price of shite. Paul Gannon.

Eli Silverman. Welcome to Cheap Show. And I go and I nuzzle. So, Paul. Yes. What have we got coming up on Cheap Show this week? Today we have a PO Box delivery to shift through and have a little nuzzle don't please don't squint your eyes and confusion you know what i was kind of trying to say shift through

what was the word i'm looking for sift sift i threw an h in big fucking deal we are both worse for wear today i'm all right i'm sweating you're tickety fucking boo? I'm tickety fucking boo. What else you got? Do you want to say something about the live show or something? Well, let's talk about the Twitch stream live. Yes, there were technical issues, but apparently people find that charming. So by the time this episode goes out,

that will be up on YouTube in a slightly edited fashion. Tie it up. Snip, snip, snip. Snap, snap, snap. And put in some of the videos. Little spray of powder yeah and you hold the mirror up and like but it was a lot of fun thank you to ethan thank you to tom biffo ash frith can you get and sanya and sanya you know thank you for all them helping out making

the show as fun as it was um if you were there live i hope you enjoyed it too yes thanks very much so you know that bit where the set fell down on you that was meant to happen that book i'm reading about being a ghost, it's just teaching me all sorts of powers as well. You summoned a spirit and that's who shoved the thing over. No, I literally used my telekinetic powers to topple that set upon you. If you didn't see the stream, there was a moment

none of us were in that part of the room and this sort of divider unit thing just came down, hit my arm quite hard. Yeah. It was quite hilarious to everyone else biffo said it was the funniest thing ever but he's got a weird thing about cruelty doesn't he doesn't yes yeah he i bet his favorite shows are things like beetles about was that cruel we talked about jackass as well and how much he loved that he loves i think he really likes seeing

the suffering of others physical suffering suffering. Physical suffering of the vulnerable. That's what I think he likes. Yeah. Yeah. So, yeah, that is up on YouTube if you want to watch it. Stick around for the end of the show. We'll give you information about how to get tickets for the live show.

That's still happening in August. Also, Paul, if I may, go on. Why not interrupt me when I'm just doing some housework? Go ahead. Go ahead. Stick around to the end of the show anyway because you like it. You know, you don't have to... You know, you can fast forward. go on why not interrupt me when I'm just doing some housework go ahead go ahead stick around to the end of the show anyway because you like it

you know you don't have to you know you can fast forward if you just wanted to hear about the fucking live show you could just fast forward to the end not listen to the rest of this fucking frankly subpar episode this could be our worst ever blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah seven years of fuck off.

Thank God we've got some content that someone sent to us in a P.O. box. Look at that. Saving it. I'm saving it now. Hey. Hey, Paulie. Hey. You couldn't save a falling raindrop with a catcher's mitt.

That would be quite hard if you think about it. No, it wouldn't. It would be the easiest thing in the world and you couldn't do it. I would like to set this experiment up because I think I probably couldn't and I don't think you could.

Which raindrop? You don't think you could catch a raindrop? Which bloody raindrop? Any raindrop. A raindrop. Oh yeah, but if you say any then of course you could.

You just go outside when it's raining with a catcher's mitt. I could just go out to the window with a pipette and drop a little raindrop onto you.

No, that wouldn't be easy. I reckon it would. No, it wouldn't. Well, not with attitude. Right. That's the problem with you and that's your attitude. I can't I reckon it would. No, it wouldn't. Well, not with attitude. Right. That's the problem with you. That's your attitude. I can't do it.

I'm not going to bother. That is not my attitude. Fuck this, whatever. Hand it to me on a plate and then I'll complain about the size of the fucking plate. Yeah? Jesus Christ. You okay? You look like you've got a tree of lights coming out of your head at certain angles.

I feel godly. Like there's a halo. Actually, it's hurting my eyes, but we need the light, don't we? Yeah, we do need the light. Can we all get the light from the outside? No. Yeah, it's hurting my eyes. Oh, well, boo-hoo.

Put some one of your shades on, you maverick broadcasting piece of shit. Okay, Paul, so what have we got coming up on the show? Well, it's a bit of a ragtag, mixy-matchy, tombola of fun today because we've been sent a po box and i've got a letter here stuff there's loads of stuff in it so i reckon we should just get into it right now okay yeah okay finny fannying about uh it's tickety fucking boo i promise you that good i like it when you're doing that instead of just flagrantly insulting and anging anging anging eli you're letting yourself down today. You're letting me down

and you're letting our listeners down. You are Mr. Inflatable Boy in Pintown. You are inflating. Weird. The glove and the raindrop and now this. Mr. Inflatable Boy in Pintown. Actually, I would watch that. I want to see that.

I want to see that. It's one of those Mr. Ben animated kind of shows, you know? I'm thinking more like 1930s sort of jazz age. Oh, that's interesting. The rubber carton. Yeah, yeah. Wobbly wobbly. And then the pins all have little eyes.

Yeah. And they're all bouncing up like that. We're the pins. We'll puncture that little boy. He can't get to the... And he's going... Paul, he's going to... Is he going to come round here? No, he's not going to the... And he's going... Paul, he's going to... Is he going to come round here?

No, he's not going to come... Is this where this improvisation's going to go? No. He's coming, going to the... Wait, what's that? He's coming or going? What was that? What was that?

He's visiting a sweet shop. Yeah. Mr Inflatable Boy. What sweets would Mr Inflatable Boy eat? Boiled sweets. And they go... And they go, whoop! And they go, pshh!

Gaseous sweets that go, pshh! All fizzy. And then we could have an x-ray shot of his stomach when the sweet goes in, and it'll bubble, bubble, bubble, bubble. I'm losing him. Lays me out and I'm losing him. Pull out. Pull out.

He inflates even further. Do you see what I mean? Mate. When he goes to the sweet shop. You're over-excited. You're over-stimulated. Calm down. It's your genius, man. It's you who can't introduce these ideas to me

into the world without me getting excited. Well, I regret it all. Right, let's move. We're moving on. I'm fine with that. Good. We're doing it.

So, we have been sent a massive P.O. Box haul. Is that right, Paul? That is right. And we're going to look through, and this stuff's mostly Japanese. We're going to have a ruffle through this kerfuffle. We're going to scuffle through this kerfuffle. Yeah, we'll have a sift through. It's quite a lot, so this is going to be a breakneck speed podcast.

So, hold on tight. Clunk, click, every trip, everyone. And we've got to go through. Look out, everybody. Oh, there's a bridge. Oh! Bad click, every trip, everyone. And we've got to go through. Look out, everybody. Oh, there's a bridge. You ready for the letter, Paul? Let's go. There's a two-page little letter.

It's a two-pager. Sent by the kind person who sent this P.O. box, and I will read that. Do you want to say who they are first, or do you want to say it to the end? Well, they do sign it, and their name is Paul Hannigan. There was a man called Paul Hannigan. He sent something to the podcast again. We opened it up and looked right through it quick. Poor old Michael Finnegan can suck my dick.

Paul Hannigan. Yeah. Oh, you fuck. I want to do it now so much. Go on, then. Go on, then. Go on, then. Oh, there was a man called Paul Hannigan.

He went and put his spanigan. He went up and he went Hannigan. Hannigan, Star Wars. Well done. Well done. We have so much fun. So, Paul writes. Here we go.

Hello, Paul. Hello. And Eli. Good to meet you. Oh, he's got your name, Paul. I only just realised that now. Yeah. Firstly, I'd like to thank you both

for creating whatever the hell this podcast is supposed to be. Eh? Watch out, Cheeky. Watch out, Cheeky. Cheeky, eh? There was a man called Paul Flanagan. He's a cheeky little bastard. Oh, we put Flanagan.

Sorry. Okay. Sorry. Okay. Sorry. It's absolute chaos, but it's provided me with endless laughter through some absolutely shitty times. Thank you, Paul. There was a man called Paul Hannigan.

He was caught having a wank again. His boss told him to put it back again. Poor old Paul Hannigan. Hannigan was back again. Hannigan was back again. Hannigan was back again. Sorry, Paul. There was a man called Paul Hannigan. He was wanking off a hennigan.

A hen? Yeah, why not? Come on, we've had metaphorical sex. Poor old Paul Hannigan. Fucking fingers are cloaca again. Cloaca again cloaca again right oh dear now

sorry Paul now it's just funny isn't it can you calm down Paul I'm talking to you Paul Rowan Atkinson said all comedy should have a victim did he?

yeah well he would because he's a notorious arsehole isn't he yeah right there we go okay

not my favourite rapper though him notorious arsehole, isn't he? Yeah. Right. There we go. Okay. Not my favourite rapper, though, him. Notorious arsehole. That'd be a great name for a rapper. He's a sub-sign. Right. Can I continue now? Yeah, go on. Sorry.

I had fully intended to send this as a Christmas present, but shit hit the fan a few months back, and I've not had much time since. I've included a selection of items. Poor old Paul Hannigan. Oh, the shit hit the fan again. Oh, no. Oh, that actually works. Paul, that actually scans.

Shit hit the fan again. Oh, no. It could be something really bad when the shit hit the fan mate I know poor old Paul Hannigan blow it some worst episode ever this is really bad

it's not content can I finish as the bishop said to the choir boy. Hey, hey, hey. The bishop wouldn't ask the choir boy because in status that's the whole problem with this situation. I'm an eye, but I'm funky like

go on, carry on before I fucking lose my mind. You're already halfway there, boy. Halfway there. I'm halfway there. I've included a selection of items I thought you'd both enjoy. Thank you. Most items are pretty self-explanatory,

but as it's all in Japanese or Korean, there are some things I've added translations to. Thank you. I want to interject at this point in that in some of the items he has put little post-it notes on. However, by the time the box got to me, a lot of them were just at the bottom of the box.

So we'll have to just see. We're just going to have to see if any of them match. That'll be an extra level of gamesmanship. It's going to make it a bit more tricky so we'll have to do our best investigational skills. They've all fallen off apparently, Paul. So you've had some bad luck there again. Some are on and some are off. Poor old Paul Hannigan.

I don't know. No translations fell off again. Poor old Gannon. We'll have to pick him up again. Right. Okay. I had already bought the cup noodle model for foreshadowing. Yes.

Before you released the episode with it in. So hopefully Eli is able to keep and or build this one. I will. Yeah, because I kept the other one. And so I'll bring the other one to you next time. I didn't bring it with me today because it was too big for the bag. You didn't even bother bringing it. No, it's too big for my bag it's for me though now

this one is yours okay good great thanks Mr Hannigan if you build it on one of the Patreon videos top tier one I'd like to do that that'd be fun

we need a little scalpel to get the bits off yeah I've got one of those I've got a little tiny model knife thing okay great sweet I've wrapped the two best items

they're over there so you kept them wrapped did you Paul they're up there yeah to keep the suspense going and i hope they bring as much joy to you as they do to me i'll let you fight over who gets what one okay well let's not actually fight because that would be bad it might be it might be bad for the i'm not even getting into this but i know i'd beat you in a race uh i'll let you fight over a race to the bottom of humanity yes you'd win that a race to the bottom a race to the bottom of humanity yes you'd win that a race to the bottom a race to the bottom of life do you think there was a man called eli silverman he was racing to

the bottom of every piece of his existence poor old sad old fat old eli jesus christ paul paul really needed a release this week, everybody. Oh, yeah. It's been tough. There is a PS, Paul. Oh, hello. It says, keep up the excellent work, gents. Thank you. I think you'll agree this is more excellent work.

PS, the towels. They're our towels, apparently. Maybe they're the wrap things. Oh, should we wait then to read the PS? Yeah, maybe. Where do you want to start then? Should we start with the noodles? Oh, yeah.

Always start with the noodles. Because we're not going to make them in this episode, but what we might do is save it for next week. We might do a noodle kitchen next week with one of these. So let's quickly go through. Because I've got a backlog of noodles, mate. And I don't mean in me physically. I mean, actually, I've got all sorts of noodles. There's these new Taiwanese sauce flavour,

stir-fried style ones. Plus those ones, I don't know if anyone picked up on that. I mentioned the Vietnamese ones in the plain brown paper wrapper. Was that on the Patreon podcast? Yes, it's in the Patreon podcast. Okay, anyway,

I picked up some very interesting looking noodles. Packaging that I've never seen the like of before. So maybe we could do those next week with whatever I'll pick now. Yeah. So, all right. Oh, look at these noodles, Paul. I'm getting a fucking food hard on.

We've got four to start with. So let's start with this one. Go. I'm getting a... The packaging of this one is a face. It's very striking design, isn't it? It's a sauce. He seems to be this...

Mascot seems to be some kind of little sauce dispenser. Yes. He's got a little lid on. Is that right? I mean, I don't... There is a translation sticker. There's got a little lid on. Is that right? I mean, there is a translation sticker. There is on that one. Yes.

Mayo Tonkotsu Ramen. Yes, he's a mayo. That's what I thought. He's like a Kewpie mayonnaise squirter. What? Japanese mayo comes in sort of. A squirty bottle.

Yes, but they're quite reminiscent of those things that chefs have. Yes. Where they're icing. And he's in the shape of one. And he's in the shape of one. Ah. This noodle's gonna have

a fucking a sachet of fucking Japanese mayonnaise in it sachet of what? and tonkotsu is obviously pork broth flavour yes

which is nom nom nom that looks amazing man honestly that looks so good I really want to try that one alright so that's exciting next

now the labels that are on the table here that I've separated out, the little, come on, brain. Post-it notes. Post-it note bits. They're telling you how to prepare these.

So, actually, I don't know where they're going to be associated with. So, that's just, I'm putting a pin in that point. Oh, you need to hang on to those, mate. I'll hang on to those afterwards because I need to. Oh, here we go. What's this? This is some kind of spicy noodle. It says on the top,

the spiciest ramen in the world. Now, not the hottest. No, that's what it means. It's interchangeable. Okay, right. It's the spiciest. That's what I mean. It's, again, some really striking design

on the packaging here, don't you think? Yeah, I like it. It's a skull. It's like a chili pepper skull red and black are the only colors on the package no there's green for the chili pepper stalks which are his horns yeah that sort of nice he's like a devilish skeletor in red and black yeah he's made of chili peppers yeah he looks like the villain from the black cauldron of course you can see photos of all of this stuff on our website. That looks good, but I think that's probably fucking hot.

Yes. And we were both, we did the two times spicy dragon test with the Sam Yang chicken ramen flavor. And we couldn't even do that. That was too hot for us, wasn't it, Paul? Too hot for us.

Should we say that for the live show? This one? Yeah, maybe. Yeah. I want to get my translator out for this next one. So bear with me one second, everybody. I have to say, Paul Hannigan, great job on these noodles so far. I love that, the design on both of these.

These are really great. I haven't seen these in Asian supermarkets in London. No. Any of these. Right, I'm back from the internet. Okay, what are these? So describe what you're looking at first. Okay, it seems like some kind of traditional Japanese demon archetype.

Yes. Sort of from an opera or one of their theatre films. I don't know. Yeah, I want to say Kabuki, but I don't know what. Yeah, I want to say Kabuki. That might be incorrect, but it looks like a Kabuki mask, doesn't it? If we are correct on that, then it looks like one of them. It's a demon character from folklore of some sort.

We can agree on that can't we yes so it's a very it's a very pretty packaging he's there it's very pretty packaging

all three of these are amazing yeah but this looks like a pot noodle sort of style it's a container yeah

a styrene container in which you pour the water in and then probably there's probably a draining maybe mesh on this

you'd hope it's one of these three post-it notes. But I translated it because it's all in Japanese. And do you know what it's called? It's called Yakisoba Prison, right? Yakisoba is just a stir-fried noodle dish. But the bottom bit on the very bottom,

the text that's in an arc at the bottom. Yes. I'll read that out to you now. It says, The spiciness is so strong that you will cry. So please be careful when eating small children or those who are not good

at spiciness. Right. So what it's saying is don't give it to children or people who are very sensitive to spicy hot stuff. Wow, it's another one. So that could be another...

Another punishment one. Could be another punishment one. Should we do those? We should leave those. Maybe we should do this for the live show. I mean, you just want to get back at Biffo

for all the times he's hurt you, don't want to get back at Biffo for all the times he's hurt you, don't you? We've already got a plan for him and he will pay. He will pay. Yeah,

I'm interested to taste those. I mean, I could do them next week. We've got to do two of these next week. Yeah, we should do two of these next week

but maybe it's this one. This is, oh mate, these are great. I don't know any of these. No, I know, I thought you'd find these fun.

Zombare living dead. This is a zombie teddy bear branded ramen, Paul. I don't know any of these No I know I thought you'd find these fun Zombare living dead This is a zombie teddy bear Branded ramen Paul I don't It's quite weird In terms of it's you know Packaging It's a salt ramen

So it's quite a basic ramen flavour Okay It's one of You know That's what I translated The Nissan do that The salt Remember it was one of their

50th anniversary ones Was just salt flavour Sort of You know It's one of their Sort of standard flavours. Let me scan the front to see what it says. Hokkaido ramen, aged dried noodles and sauce.

So that's what that is. I don't know. We'll figure that out. So there you go. That's something to look forward to, isn't it, in a future episode, isn't it? Yeah. That's exciting.

Which one are you most excited about? I have to say it's the mayonnaise tonkotsu. Oh, really? Yeah, because I just I love that stuff. I buy Japanese mayonnaise and it's I don't actually use it

on noodles but I know it is nice on noodles. Those hot ones I have a feeling if they're saying it's bloody hot it's probably going to be

uneditably hot for me for my personal palate probably. I mean I love spicy food I love hot food. We do don't we? But there is a certain Scoville after which

it just is pain for me. It's not fun anymore. It's just hot. There's no flavour. Well, it's actually pain. It's actually like someone stabbing the mouth. It's like an actual pain thing. It's not even a burning sensation.

It's just a sort of nerve pain thing. I could just do that with a pen. You could, but it'd probably be worse for you. And chilli can be physically injurious. Can it? Yeah. Don't you remember there was a story of someone who got pranked by his mates and died

or ended up in hospital. What, because of the chili? They got some extract. He rubbed it into his eyes or something? They put it in some food or something. Oh, fuck. Without telling him. Well, don't do that if you're listening.

Don't do that. Don't do that. But the actual sensation of burning, obviously it's not actually burning your mouth isn't actually heating up do you see what I mean yeah

it's a chemical thing that's happening on your tongue well I've learnt something today those noodles all are top class shall we crack on then great yeah

good because that segment petered out a bit at the end and you got a bit boring I got a bit boring so I want to pump it up Paul I can always just do an improvised song or something nah. I got a bit boring. So I want to pump it up. Paul, I can always just do

an improvised song or something. Nah, we've done enough of those. We don't want to go over the top with improvised music. I can just do a little poetry or something if you want. Do a quick poetry now. Do a limerick.

There once was a man called Jim who had something in him. It was a big worm and it did squirm. And then he shat it out and put it in the bin.

Nile Poire. No, that was a limerick, man. Nile Poire. That had the rhyme. It wasn't very good though, was it? And it took you ages to come up with a rhyme

for the sound of im. So it's kind of crap. The ones was a man named Eli who every day all he did was eed lie. He's a liar and a liar and a big fat liar.

And I just want to put him in a deep fat fryer. Oh, that was not a limerick. The end. You failed at making a limerick. I am the best. now this segment of the show is all the little knickknacks he's put in his little box and i'm going to pull out the knickknacks and you can go oh they're good or oh they're rubbish right that's how this segment goes it's a knickknack paddywhack guess what's in the box i don't know we're all dumb fox. Dumb fox. You just said that.

Okay. Yeah. What was that? You're going to point out your Monopoly pieces now and talk about them randomly. They're knickknacks, aren't they? They are knickknacks.

Knickknack. Monopopopopopopoly. They are the bits on the board you see. And thank you. You've given me, what's her name out of, is it Janice?

Janice. Janice, I think it is. Janice from the Red Hot Electric Teeth Company, whatever the band's called. What are they called? It's something like that, though, isn't it? Electric Toothbrush Pickle Stick Band.

No, it's just Electric Teeth. No, that's the name of the... Dr Teeth is the name of the lead singer, isn't it? I have to know this. So it's Dr Teeth and the Red Hot Electric Seven or something, isn't it? Dr Teeth and the Biscuits. Shut up.

Hello, go-go. Dr Dolittle and his biscuit barrel of love. What is the name of the rock band in The Muppet Show? Oh, this is embarrassing. Do you want me to do it? What is the name of the rock group in The Muppet Show? Okay, Google, what is the name of the band in The Muppet Show? It's come up, mate.

It's a race. The Electric Mayhem Band has had five members. David Alan Coolia, Jerry Nelson, Steve Whitmire, Matt Vogel and John Kennedy. So where are you going? Somebody has a broadcasting. Sorry. Sorry. Oh, Eli talked into his phone, but it was still connected to his Bluetooth machine next door.

So Rogan in the room next door started hearing Eli's random voice coming through or something. It wasn't my voice. Was it the phone's OK Google replying to you? But it was replying to the... Yeah. That must have scared Rogan somewhat. It did. That's why he shouted.

Do you want to use SMS or WhatsApp? What? Shut your phones down. We've been hacked. Right. We've got gadgets and nicks and bobs. Knicks, knacks and bits and bobs. I'm going to start strong with this first item.

It defies belief there are two little post-it notes on it okay this is a doll of some sort I can only see one post-it note there's one at the front

and one at the back yeah this is a headless pink doll with points of articulation at the knees and arms and it's naked

it's naked but it has no genitals no it's just a generic body form it has no head and it has a sort of neck stump that looks like you could sort of pog on a a generic body form. It has no head. And it has a sort of neck stump that looks like you could sort of

pog on a... A pog on a head. You could pop a head on it. That's what it says, isn't it? Mint on card, Paul. Yes, it is. It's packaged. It's not a random toy.

This is actually packaged to be a headless doll. Stick on your favourite doll's head is what it says, apparently. But that infers that you've got a lot of doll's heads lying around you can't put on a body. All the bodies have gone.

Well, you know, you can plock them off and plock them... Swap them around. Plock them on, plock them off. I like it. It's very surreal. You can't put on a body. All the bodies have gone. Well, you know, you can plock them off and plock them off. Swap them around. Plock them on, plock them off. I like it. It's very surreal. What's it say on the back?

No idea why this exists, but thought you'd appreciate it. It is quite sort of eerie in a way. Yeah. It's like a zombie doll. Yeah, it's creeped out. It's like a headless sort of undead doll. Is there anything on the back? No, it's just like the dimensions of the body, isn't it?

It's got quite a lot of nice articulation, and the mould is quite sort of advanced, isn't it? It's eerie. I don't like it. I like that a lot. Well, that is starting strong with that knick-knack. I tell you what, let's come up with a new system now. A knick-knack-o-meter. So, how much of a knick-knack is it?

If it's absolutely rubbish, with no function, it's no knickknackometer so how much of a knickknack is it if it's you know absolutely rubbish you know with no function it's no knickknacks if it's uh very interesting a very kind of cool little gadget it's uh five knickknacks so then you go if it's five of them you go knickknack knickknack so how many knickknacks do you think that is genuinely how much you think that is knickknack knickknack knickknack knick knickknack knick nick, knack, nick. Nick, knack, nick, knack, nick, knack, nick. Three and a half. Three and a half, nick, knack. No, nick, knack is one, nick, knack.

Yeah, but I said nick. Nick, knack, nick, knack, nick, knack, nick. That's exactly what I said. I thought you said nick, knack, nick, knack, nick, knack, nick. That's exactly what you just said. Oh, yeah, nick, knack, nick, knack, nick, knack, nick. You keep saying the same thing. No, you're right.

It's three and a half. Three and a half, nick, knacks. Yeah, I'll give it three. Nick, knack, nick, knack, nick, knack. Right, next one. What's the next nick, knack? We can both open these together because there's one for me oh there you go oh look at this i already have one of these oh do you what is it then oh yeah it's a little uh i want this one as well though you want both of them i so do oh it's a little uh it's a little tomy noodle car

cup noodle car I love these. I'm going to get my phone out again. Paul Hannigan's put a little name tag on this for me. Has he? Yeah. That's good. I know that's how I knew it was yours. Let me open this again. It says Dream Tomica, and it says Takara Tomi.

I don't know, is that a subsidiary of Tomi, or is that what they call themselves now? Lovely. This is absolutely mint in box my other one is unboxed and it's got pride of place in my knickknack uh collection in the house of pickles everybody so this is something called tomica this toy yeah and on the middle of there's a big blue sign on the front of it there and when i translate it, it just says, I'm sorry. And then on the bottom, it says, Troll Poplar. Why do I feel like I should know what this is?

Look, it's like a car. Yours isn't different from mine. Yeah, it's different. Oh, can I have yours then? Because I've already got one of these. Maybe. I'm going to open this up now because I want to see it. It looks like a little bum car, like a car that looks like a bum.

But I think it's meant to represent the face don't break the packaging because it's mint on card mate i'm just getting the wrapper off so i can get it's no longer mint on card it's not but i can't see it without it you have this this is mint on card yeah but i'm gonna get that out as well because i want it on my shelf don't i it's a little bum car or something oh there'll be pictures of this up close oh look at that i like that let's see oh i'll show it to you though look at that weird what is this it's a little bum car paul the front of the car looks like bum cheeks but they've got eyes on as well is it a character or mascot of some sort it must must be. Dream Tomica.

Oshiriatante. It's like a poo-poo coloured canopy. Butt detective. He's a butt detective. That's what it says, butt detective. But like, if you look at Dream... So maybe it's like a kind of... What it means by Dream Tomica, maybe it means like it's a Tomi car for dream car,

not like a real car, but a made up one. Yeah, because this My Noodle one also says Dream Tomica on it. But look, if you look at the box, you can can see an animated figure so maybe he's a guy who's literally a butt and they've turned that carried it into a butt shaped car yeah that's what it is because it's something that's been turned into a car isn't it that's that that's what dream tomicas are i very much like these but i will take that one off your hands and the box is there for you thanks very much and the little bag for you that is a fantastic

I'm actually a bit jealous I'm giving you that but to be fair you get a cup noodle one I get a cup noodle one which is excellent so I'm only

disappointed simply by the fact that I love the shape of that it's very bubbly it's got like a mini it's got a lovely

weight to it like it's got a good quality build yeah it's die cast die cast but it's got you know what I mean

yeah and it's got a transparent bubble where the detective obviously sits. And his hat, his hair is the top of the car. And wheels at turn. Give it... Yeah, nice.

Oh, it's got a lovely roll on it. Yeah, very good. Good action. You could put it in that bag, by the way. That's what it came in, if you want. I'm going to. Oh, mate. How many knick-knacks does that get?

Oh, that gets... I'm going to have to... Five knick-knacks. I'm going to have to go four knick-knacks. Knick-knack, knick-knack, knick-knack, get? Oh, that gets five knickknacks. I'm going to have to go four knickknacks. Knickknack, knickknack, knickknack, knickknack, knickknack. Thank you. It's my new favourite addition to this podcast.

Did we say knickknack, knickknack? I only said knickknack, knickknack, knickknack. No, you said knickknack, knickknack, knickknack, knickknack, and I did two more knickknacks. No, you didn't do two more knickknacks. You did one more knickknack. Yeah, one more. Yeah, you're right, one more.

Butt detective. I'm going to look that up one day. It's a bit of a cartoon or something, isn't it? Maybe. Ooh, let's do this one. Ooh, he's handing me some kind of... This is one of those balls, gachapon balls. It's a gachapon ball.

That's what it is, Paul. I haven't opened this yet, so I don't know what's in it. We got sent one before, which was like old abandoned theme park rides one. Ooh, yeah. I love the inventiveness. This is some kind of, it's a figure of some sort in gold. It's like a statue or something.

Is it a little leaflet? What's that say? I'll read that while you take the leaflet and I'll get this out of here. Oh, I don't know what this is. Oh, yeah. It's two parts. It's a sort of, oh, he looks like the silver surfer if he was gold oh it's a it's a two macho lid stopper made to hold down cup noodle lids and hold chopsticks oh my

god it's a little rubber toy shaped like a macho man that does that purpose paul i need this for when i eat noodles well you can have that obviously because do you know it's a big issue you know with the classic cup noodle how you make them you pull the lid back half way yeah pour your boiled water in and then you put the lid

and you're meant to close the lid over yeah a big problem that happens with all these kind of noodles is that it won't actually reseal stay down

and you often you take a teaspoon or something and I balance it there to keep it down this does that job this does that fucking job, Paul. And it holds your chopsticks.

This is fucking an exciting day for me where I feel my needs, my needs as a noodle consumer are being addressed with an actual product. Good. And it's a little macho man. I'm over the moon about this little macho man noodle stopper thing. What is, where's his bass? What can you see? He's got pants on.

Oh. He's got the thongs riding right up the crack though thong the thong thong thong right next one here we go we've got two more you're getting bigger that's fucking great i'm just gonna get this out the box ahead of time a little macho man noodle thing that's i can't believe that's what it's for all right can we move on fucking great thank you hannigan oh look you might think it's more cut noodle stuff it's a cup noodle. What do you think it is without looking inside?

It's very heavy. Yeah. Oh, but I don't want to break it by opening it up. Is it food? Is it sweets? No. I know what it is, but you won't know until you open it. So I open it then. Yeah.

This is basically a one-third size cup noodle, classic cup noodle design it looks like. Listen, yeah. Peel back the lid. What do you see? Wow, it's plastic display noodle. Like you get in restaurant windows. Actually, hang on. Wait there one second. Give it yeah. Peel back the lid. What do you see? Wow, it's plastic display noodle. Like you get in restaurant windows. Actually, hang on. Wait there one second. Give it here. Isn't it a candle?

It's a candle, Paul. What does it sniff off? I think it is scented. It's a noodle-scented candle. So, yeah, you peel the top off. You light the wick. There's the wick there. I don't want to ever light that.

No, I can't smell anything. It just smells of wax. So maybe it's unscented. Maybe I'm wrong. I don't think... I think it's scented. The little prawns in there as well. And little bits and bobs

and bits of flecks of this and that. There's all sorts of stuff. It is. That's an amazing thing. Does the merchandise associated with Nissan Cup Noodles ever end? You have to ask yourself.

And does it stop pleasing us? It never does. You have to check whether this is scented. I'm sure this has a classic... We can scan it later. I'm getting bored of doing it. But maybe it's got a slight scent.

But would you want the scent of cut noodle in the air? Yes. Yes, you would. Amazing. Yeah, you can tell now because of the weight. Because of the weight of it. Because of the paraffin. Yeah.

It's dense. How good that candle is, we don't know. But there you go. I'm sure it's a great candle. Yeah. Fucking excellent. I'm just in Japanese knick-knack heaven, Paul. Yes.

How many knick-knacks for that, then? Knick-knack, knick-knack, knick-knack, knick-knack heaven, Paul. Yes. How many knick-knacks for that, then? Knick-knack, knick-knack, knick-knack, knick-knack, knick-knack. Oh, it's a full-on wacky knick-knack. We didn't give one for my noodle stopper. Oh, I would... Knick-knack, knick-knack, knick-knack, knick-knack for me. That's two... These, Paul, you're knocking it out of the park.

You are, Mr Hannigan. And here's the final item. This is fucking great. I can see from the cover that it's a Baby Godzilla-themed item. Yeah, and we... There's a picture of baby Godzilla on the fucking cover of this

Godzuki is it Godzuki or is it just a baby Godzilla I don't know I don't think Godzuki is in the Japanese canon I think it was just for that weird Hanna-Barbera cartoon

which was my first experience of the whole franchise yeah a lot of people did no I don't know Godzuki was very much the like the Scrappy-Doo

of it all thank you yeah kind of but I don't think he's got a very much the like the Scrappy Doo of it all thank you yeah kind of but I don't think he's got a bad reputation like Scrappy Doo has he does Gadzuki's like

oh fuck off because there is a Godzilla film with a kid Godzilla in it I'm sure there is and it was mashed together and he's all yippee I don't think it was

Gadzuki though either way my word what is this pull out the box what is it it's got a picture of proper grown up Godzilla

on the side of a plastic box and the picture of proper grown-up godzilla on the back on the side of a plastic box yeah and the top of this box is in sort of perspex blue perspex seems to represent the sea and there's a little model boat and an island sticking out of it oh it's like a you know what it is it's a money box i don't know if it works give me something on it give me it put something there and it'll grab it. Godzilla comes up and grabs it. I think it hasn't got batteries in. Oh. But what happens is that you put the coin on and then he goes... And he comes up, he's pink.

And grabs it. Like one of those things where they grab it. You know, those... What do they usually have? They usually have like a little monkey or something doing it. I tell you what, when we get to the break, I'll see if we can find some batteries and we'll do it then and give it a test for the last segment. What an item.

Thank you. This is amazing. I love this. Yeah, it's good, isn't it? I thought you'd what an item thank you this is amazing i love this yeah it's good isn't it i thought you'd like that so the top is like the ocean and then when you put a coin there not much for me in there it's like a big pink godzilla thing yeah is that even godzilla it is but it's got a mammalian nose do you see that yeah it's like a cat's nose yeah weird it looks more like a big pink cat and not Godzilla. Perhaps he's another one.

What are the monsters called? I don't know. I don't know the genre very well. So I couldn't tell you. The whole genre is like the monsters. Yeah. But, you know, there you go. That's our final item of this segment.

I'm just... How many knickknacks is that getting? That's getting infinity knickknacks. Well, I'm just going to give it four because that's the rules. Knickknack, knickknack, knickknack, knickknack. That's it. I can't finish the tune because I've only got to give it four knickknacks. Well, I'm just going to give it four because that's the rules. Knick-knack, knick-knack, knick-knack, knick-knack. That's it. I can't finish the tune because I've only got to give it four knick-knacks.

So, what's your favourite one out of all of these then? To be honest, I do like the bum car, but that's, you know, that's by the by. Bum car. I like the bum car as well.

Yeah, bum car's best. Everyone likes bum car, which is, funnily enough, the name they gave to a four-desk car that used to hang around the estate growing up. The bum bum car. There's the bum car. Actually, I'd have to say my favourite is because it's got a practical use.

The Macho Man noodle lid thing. The noodle lid thing, man. What a great thing. Right, let's crack on. Let's crackity on. Right, we got it working. We've got the Godzilla money box thing working and it doesn't disappoint, man. The attention to detail.

You know what I mean, Paul? I'm going to place a 50-pence piece upon the water. There's a boat there. What will happen? Will Godzilla come for it? Yes. Didn't it play the music last time? Yeah, sometimes it does different things.

Oh, let's do another one. Hang on. I've got another penny in my pocket. 20 pence piece. Here we go. Let's see what happens this time. I like that one man that has to have been sampled in some kind of beat box kind of is that

that's probably the theme from the original film from 54 was it the original one I don't know it's licensed by Toho so yeah

they bless the rains down in Africa you know shut up I love the sound effects the rains down in Africa, you know? Shut up. I love the sound effects. Excellent. What an excellent thing.

I'll be getting my money back out of that before I go. Okay, very, very well. But yeah, a little Godzilla comes up. Don't you want to keep it? You don't have room for it. No, I don't have room for it. Do you want it? It's Godzilla. I do want it little Godzilla comes off. Don't you want to keep it? You don't have room for it. No, I don't have room for it. Do you want it? It's Godzilla. I do want it.

There you go. And you know what? Even Godzilla on this image on the front cover sticker has that cat nose you were talking about. The mammalian nose. It must be a version. Yeah. Well, this is Toho licensed,

so they must have said okay to the sticker. But it's pink as well. I guess that's just a plastics thing, though, to make it look bright. To make it stand out. Yeah. I think it's just a choice for the toy. It's a great thing.

Those toys must have a name because it's a template, isn't it? It's just a money box, though, isn't it? These are pussycat ones, and I've seen a panda one as well. Yeah, there's all sorts. All sorts. It must have a name, though, like an animal grabber money box or something. A mechanical animal grabber money box or something. I don't know. Animal grabber money box.

I can say that right onto the last item now these are the ones that are wrapped these are wrapped for maximum impact he said he said that we can fight over which one we want i guess so we will well i've had so much good stuff so far this has been we've been spoiled really this week and it's been nice it's been our birthday last week so more than happy this is nice right which one do you want then oh you know you want then? Oh, you know, you want to go for the big one. One's a bit stubby.

You can see these have got Christmas wrapping paper because he was going to send them at Christmas. One's a bit long. I'll go for the small one. You want the stubbier one? Yeah, like me. There you go. And I'll go for the slightly more stretched out one. It feels like a T-shirt, Paul.

Yeah, let's go in. Does yours feel rigid? No, soft. They're both soft. They're both soft. They're both limp in my hand. Oh. Oh.

What? This is... Oh. Oh. Hey. Emojis. Poo-poos. Poo-poo emoji towel.

I have a poopy towel. Yeah. But mine are brown poopies. And mine are pink, yellow and blue poopies. And it just says shit and three

exclamation marks afterwards. Is this like a hand towel? It's like a neck towel. It's like for the gym. It's a towel, isn't it? I'm not going to go to the gym wearing... What would you do with it? A pink towel with emoji poos on.

You know what it is? It's a strange shaped towel because it's like a long rectangular shaped towel. Like a tea towel. Is it a tea towel? Maybe it's a tea towel. In fact, it's probably a tea towel, but it's a bit narrow, isn't it? It's a bit narrow and long for a British tea towel. Like a tea towel. Is it a tea towel? Maybe it's a tea towel. In fact, it's probably a tea towel, but it's a bit narrow, isn't it?

It's a bit narrow and long for a British tea towel, that's for sure. Yeah. Well, there we go. We got two shit tea towels, literally. Now, he did say something, remember, on the PS about these towels.

Oh, yeah. Go in. Go for it. Let's see what Hannigan said again. Yeah. Let's see what Paul Hannigan said again. He wrote words down on a letter pad. Then he got his pen out

and he had all the things written down and for us to read out loud. Thank you, Paul. Thank you. It's lost the luster now that. It really has. I've lost my luster. Your luster has been lost for a long, long time.

I've long time lost my luster. You lack luster. I lack luster because it's locked. I've lost my luster. I've lacked luster. Yeah, I've got a list of luster you've lacked for a long, long time. I've got a long, long list of lust, luster, luster, lastic. And just like that, he gave up on words.

I give up. And just like that. And just like that, he gave up on the words. P.S. The towels are aimed at elementary kids. Eh? Which leaves more questions than answers. But I use mine with pride.

Daily. What does that mean? does he wash his gooch with it? maybe that's what it is it's long a gooch towel there it's perfect it's a gooch flosser there was a man called Paul O'Hanigan

he had a towel to wash his pranny hole I don't know what to call it pranny hole I don't know right shall I give it a go give it a go there was a man called Paul Hannigan. He liked to floss his arsehole, Hannigan.

And he had a towel which had shit poos written on. Dirty old Paul Gannon likes to floss his gooch. Right. Did I say Paul Gannon likes to floss his gooch? Yes, you do. Oh dear. Freudian much? Well, that's it.

That's everything. That's it. Right. We'll taste one of those noodles next week. I'm raving in the air like I just don't care. What are these towels for? Do you think we could do some translation? I don't think we're going to get much out of it.

That's just going to be what it's made out of and don't iron it at 40 degrees or whatever it is. You could put that over the back of a chair as a sort of chair dressing. Yes, there are loads of things you can do with a small towel that has the word shit written on it countless times. I'm Mother Teresa. Oh, no, no look i'll put it around my head look at who i am i'm princess leia i'm mother theresa and i'm princess leia ah thanks for supporting us here at cheap

show everybody i've got a fucking towel with the word shit on it sometimes i see tweets and it's like the paul the improvisational comedy skills of of Paul and Eli are great and I go really though no they're not as I look at us both with tea towels on our heads pretending to be a lady a lady so that's about as good as this comedy gets on this

fucking podcast and I can only apologize really when it comes down to it all right this segment's over now it's time to wrap this show up let's wrap the show up and not in these towels though

not in these towels there was. Not in these towels. There was a man, he had a great big towel. He would floss his gooch around the town. The audience said they would pay more than a pound to see him feed it through his meters. That was sticky. Paul, can I just... I'm going to save this, okay?

I'm going to save this bit. Save me, Eli1. You're my only hope there was a man called Paul Hannigan he came round here again and he said

I am Paul Hannigan it's Paul Hannigan again again oh Eli didn't save this segment he just said some bullshit once again

I give him too much leniency I wish I could castrate him with a pixie bone a pixie bone castrate him with a pixie bone. A pixie bone? Castrate him with a pixie bone? A pixie bone. I'm getting another cartoon coming on here, Paul.

Perhaps that's how Inflatable Boy in the Land of Pins ends. I think we both know we've run out of inspiration and creativity. And I think it's only wise at this point we wrap this up and move quickly on to the admin section of the show. You can't yourself you use wrapped up again wrap up wrap up wrap up wrap up wrap up rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit press the fucking button you know what the

problem is i really want to end with a really good there's not we can't just produce it but it's like it's hard it's hard to make. It's hard to come up about Paul Hannigan. He gave us a great big box of fun again. I would like to fill him with gum again. Thank you for the presents in the boxes. Flanagan. Flannel again. It was a man called Paul Flanagan.

He gave us two. Flannel. He's not called Flanagan. Flannel again. He's called Hannigan. And then he gave us a flannel again. We'll wash our gooch and think of him again. Poor old Michael, poor Gannon and Seaverman.

I'm losing my mind. You are. Press the button. What a load of great stuff, Paul. What a load of great stuff we've had on the show today. It really has raised our spirits, though, Mr Hannigan. Thank you very much. Pictures of all these things will be on our website,

thecheapshow.co.uk. And Eli has just done an amazingly huge, aggressive ripper of a fart right before we started recording. Don't you try, always. And now he's sitting in a rock pool of his own stink. Oh, that came up again the other night, didn't it? Yeah, you brought up your rock pool bobbins jobby bobbins oh i'm actually no i'm really quite tense now because i know that smells coming this way it's not don't try and shame me well then don't do it well you don't

have to do yeah we i think we both know and the whole audience know that you're just making this up in order to make me seem like a dirty little boy and that's how you get off and frankly i'm sick of it it's you you fart you've been when you edit this show you send me recordings of your farts yeah because i'm honest about that i own up to them but you live in you live in fart denial paul if you're in a different part of london you don't have to own up about it i me. I'm not here to fart shame you, mate. I'm just saying. You are. Bum bum shame me. You do all the time.

Well, you have a shameful bum bum. That's the thing I want you to take away from this. My bum feels no shame. Your bum should feel all the shame. It doesn't though. Because your bum is just one of the most hateful places on earth. It's one of the most disgusting crevices. It's a robust democratic republic.

It's nothing republic about your democratic crack. You really are struggling today to say anything of any merit whatsoever. I'll say something of merit. Yeah? You. Fat. Loser. Something like that.

Can I put that in your mouth? That came out wrong. Did it? Did it? Or did it come out right? Can I do the admin? Yeah, do the yeah do the admin i'm waiting for it the cheap show thecheapshow.co.uk is where you'll see pictures associated with this episode also on that website is you one-stop shop for everything so just to list them all off the link to the

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So there you go. That's that. We will have noodles next week. Next week, there will be noodles. There will be noodles aplenty. Through a noodle's eyes darkly. And I've got this very interesting Vietnamese noodle with a brown paper wrapping, which is the first time I've ever seen a noodle like that. I can't add those up, can I?

They are shrimp, but I'll let you know yeah we'll definitely keep all the crustaceans and shrimp separate from you paul because you have a legitimate food allergy and it's nothing to do with an inherent sort of just deep-seated fear of the vag just so you know one of those noodles i think had this random post-it note that said said. May contain fish. One of those could contain fish. And we're going to have to figure out which one before I eat any of it. Tonkotsu is pork. I know that. Yeah.

Maybe the zombie one. That's salt. That could have fish. Maybe the hot mouth, spicy, don't eat kids one. Well, we'll do a thorough check of that. We'll do a thorough check. Yeah. But they have other noodles that you can try.

Yes. There's some nice Taiwanese stir-fried style ones. Well, let's save all that bullshit for next week because right now I'm mentally tuning out. You do all the time, don't you? I do, but I'm feeling it more than ever. So, ladies and gentlemen, it's been another edition of the Economy Comedy Podcast,

The Cheap Show. Thank you for listening. Thanks, guys. I hope you've enjoyed it. And we've had a giggle today. We certainly have. Thank you very much. See you next time. That's all we've got time for this week.

Goodbye for now. We hope you've had a lot of fun. And remember to join us next Friday when new episodes are released on the podcast of your choice. So until then, goodbye, everyone. Bye, everyone. Remember, thank you. And join us next time for The Cheap Show.

Thanks to Hannigan again. And thanks to Paul, and thanks to Eli, and thanks to yourself for listening to this cheap show podcast. Thanks, everybody. Goodbye for now.

Goodbye. We'll see you next time on the podcast. We'll see you next time on the podcast. Goodbye. We hope you have a great time, and we'll have a great time then.

Goodbye, everyone. We'll see you next time on the podcast. It's got no more time. We'll see you next time. Goodbye. We're all out of time of this week's podcast.

Goodbye. We'll see you next time. Goodbye. We've got to say goodbye. Time is against us. Time is against us now, Paul. Goodbye. We'll see you next time. Goodbye. We're all out of time on this week's podcast. Goodbye, we'll see you next time. Goodbye. We've got to say goodbye. Time is against us. Time is against us now, Paul. Goodbye. We'll see you next time.

Goodbye on the podcast. There's literally no more time for any more content this week. So it's time to say goodbye and it's time to say goodbye until the goodbye birds fly away.

Goodbye now. And the hello monkeys come next week. The hello monkeys. The goodbye birds and the hello monkeys will welcome us and dismiss us every next week. The Hello Monkeys. The Goodbye Birds and the Hello Monkeys will welcome us Hello Monkeys.

and dismiss us every single week. But until that time Hello Turtles. it's time to go to the land of Pintown Bye bye Turtles. and be Balloon Boy for another adventure in

Oh, here he comes. Bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop. Fizzy Sweaters. That's it now. I like the Fizzy Sweaters. That's it now