CheapShow - Ep 370: A Good Old Rummage

Episode Date: February 9, 2024

Paul is SO close to finishing his (long in gestation) book this week, so wants to keep this week’s show simple. As a result, he is pulling out his big box of tat and inviting Eli to dive in and pull out anything of value, of interest or of pure disgust. It’s another real time episode with 60 minutes on the clock to wade through years’ worth of lost and forgotten cheap trinkets. There are odd albums to quickly listen to, pretty far out of date snacks and candies to munch on, a cassette of cartoon tunes to remember, some army rations to mull over and a whole range of weird odds and ends! Chances are, if you sent something to CheapShow over the years, it’s finally time to see if Paul kept hold of it long enough for this episode. Hold on tight, this one is a mad rush to the finish line! See pics/videos for this episode on our website: https://www.thecheapshow.co.uk/ep-370-a-good-old-rummage And if you like us, why not support us: www.patreon.com/cheapshow If you want to get involved, email us at [e-mail] And if you want to, follow us on Twitter/X @thecheapshowpod or @paulgannonshow & @elisnoid www.thecheapshow.co.uk Now on Threads: @cheapshowpod Like, Review, Share, Comment... LOVE US! MERCH Official CheapShow Merch Shop: www.redbubble.com/people/cheapshow/shop www.cheapmag.shop Thanks also to @vorratony for the wonderful, exclusive art: www.tinyurl.com/rbcheapshow Send Us Stuff: CheapShow PO BOX 1309 Harrow HA1 9QJ

It's all about the number of files for you, isn't it? It's all about the number of files for me. Sometimes I go one, two, three. I'm clicking, I'm clicking. Sometimes I count to five. Five files. One file, it's got all my financial details in. Two, my medical file with all my grumbles and tumbles.

Number three, my love file where I mention all the ladies I have been with intimately and put my fingers in their cunny hole. Number four is my file on food. The food I can eat, the food I can't eat, the food I want to eat and haven't gotten round to yet. Leading on to, if you don't mind me saying so, Mr Silverman, on to my fifth file. My fifth file is all my emotional moments of turbulence.

All my sad moments, I jot them down. And my happy mood. And my happy mood, Mr Silverman. I've got five files, Mr. Silverman. Five files. Is that a better cold open for you, Mr. Silverman? It's weird. It's really weird.

I've got five files, Mr. Silverman. You've got it. You've dredged it from some other media, obviously. Have I? This is my new thing with you. Is it? So if I'm ever witty, you just think, where have I stolen that from? You are a magpie of comic snippets and modes.

Well, please comment below. Please comment below your phone if you're listening to this on your phone. Please comment below your phone, yeah. Hold your phone up there and go, Margaret Thatcher, she was alright. That's not what I believe, by the way. Well, you heard it here first, because I edited that bit out where he goes.

I didn't say that then, did I? Right. I love Margaret Thatcher. Ring, ring. Ring, ring. Who's that? Let me just answer my on. Ring, ring. Ring, ring. Who's that? Let me just answer my phone. Ring, ring. Hello. Oh, it's Graxton Industries. Oh.

Oh, hang on. They're saying something. Just tell them I've... Hang on. Those samples are in the mail. They've said... Sorry, I'll speak to him now. I've sent the samples yesterday.

They say they're not happy with the way you've been doing the line reading, and that's why you're not getting sent stuff. And they want me to cautiously ask you to step aside and bring someone else in who will fall in line with the Graxton Industries line of thinking and identity. They said all that just now to you? Yeah, in my ears. They said all of that just to you?

Ring, ring, and my phone in my ear. Fine. So I don't want that, though. Then they don't need those samples back, the ones I've got already. Let me ask them. They don't need those? Do you want the samples back? He's got dick mess all over them.

No, you can keep them. I have not got dick mess over them. You put dick mess on them, on your swabs. You put dick mess on your swabs. On your swabs. On your swabs. You put dick mess on your swabs. Welcome to the Jeep Show Pod.

Bum, bum. And that's how we're starting. Don't open your mouth to speak. No. Don't open your mouth to speak. Take your words back. Put them back in your mouth. Can you call them?

As long as you can call them afterwards. All right. I'll call them when we get back from the music. All right. I'll tell you something I discovered about those. What? The swabs. No, the deodorant poultices.

Yeah. The teabag. That's what your name tea bag those ones that look like tea bags yeah yeah yeah but you hang them yeah with the clip on the

front of the can yeah you've ruined the energy now going into this it's going to go right into the credits then and now people are

going oh they worked up to a nice interesting thing you know they look like a little sachet they look like a little I really like that Paul's Dirty Mess

song you know they look like a little sachet yeah but I've cut it I've cut it open yeah what's this this stuff

it's like white stuff comes out speak louder so the old fucking funny humor can be heard i smoked it smoked the white powder and what came out was it dick mess no they didn't make the dick mess come out did you put the dick mess on your swab on your swab not in your gob oh did you put the dick mess in your swab on your swabby gob now i can go to the credits! Shut up, you fucking idiot! Press the fucking credits. Off-Round-Round-Off, Off-Round-Round-Off. Paul Gannon, Eli Silverman.

Welcome to the Jeep Show. Sources and words and phrases. Two things I'm responsible for. Chodney. Chodney Borough. I hate you. You've got to be a little posse. Jeep Show time.

move a posse. It's the Price of Shite. Welcome to Cheap Show. I think we can all agree I excelled in that moment there. Welcome to Cheap Show, the economy comedy podcast where Eli and I go through the bargain bins, charity shops and pound lands, et cetera, of Great Britain and bring you back the treasure we find amongst the trash. That's right, Paul.

I'm Eli Silverman. I'm the other half of this nonsense. Yes, he is the other half. Well, some say a quarter, but I would like to say a tenth of the podcast overall. I am going to... My chair's squeaky this week. It is, I would like to say a tenth of the podcast overall. I am going to... My chair's squeaky this week. It is, I was going to say, yes.

It feels like I'm on a galleon. So, Paul. What? Can I ask? Yeah? What have we got coming up on the show? Oh, right. Right, so this is going to be a real-time episode.

I better start the timer, actually. Oh, you should have started the timer. I'll start it in a minute. It's all right. We're flexible. Just start it now. Timer. And I'm going to put in 60 minutes. Right right we're flexible now uh timer and i'm gonna put in 60

minutes right we're good to go right so i'll set it i'll set it up and then i'll start the timer all right so this week paul wants to finish his fucking book that's right because i'm that close to the end i'm on the last chapter don't give me shit i know it's been two years and i'm saying i just wanted to say we're all behind you. Get away! Another funny gag by Gannon. Paul, stop. What? Because I can't, you're not letting me do anything. I don't want you to do anything.

As soon as I put something on the table, you're making the cardinal sin of an improvisatory comic. Hello! I'm a cardinal sin and I live in the Vatican. That's what we were going to do this week they were going to call in weren't they alright I'll do it now then

no they're not here I'm not ready for interviewing hello can I come in please yeah sure come in it's me Cardinal of Sin have a seat I live in the Vatican with Mario and Luigi

thank you very much for so I stand out the way then mate I'm over here now Cardinal hello thank you very much for... So I stand out of the way then, mate. I'll stand out of the way. I'm over here now. Cardinal. Hello. Thank you very much for coming in. Mozzabella.

I've looked at your CV. Do you want some cocaine? Yes. Do you want some sexy ladies? I am Cardinal Sin. Oh, I see. And I bring you the sexy ladies. I see.

And the co-co-co-cha. So you just do sin. That's the thing. Oh, I do all the sexy ladies. I see. And the co-co-co-cha. So you just, you just do sin. That's the thing. I do all the sin. Okay. Let me ask you a question, Cardinal. Ask away. Why not?

Where do you see yourself in five years time? Ah, jail. Okay, good. Yeah. And what would you say are your main flaws or weaknesses? I like to come on the back of a sexy lady. Cardinal, I'm sorry. Do you want a dirty cat?

I'm sorry. Meow. Now, I fill in the cat with your dick a mess. How about that? I am a cardinal sin. Have I passed the audition? We don't know. It's not like that. Cardinal. I'm sorry, any Italian listeners. Cardinal. I'm sorry, any Italian listeners. Cardinal.

Hello. Hello. Now, we can't let you know. You left your details on the pad out there. And I left my dick a mess on the pad too. Why would the Cardinal use the phrase dick mess that you just came up with, Paul? Because he was badly conceived. Now, Cardinal use the phrase dick mess that you just came up with, Paul? Because he was badly conceived. Now, Cardinal.

Yeah. I shall go now to have a more evil scene. Are you interested in the role of new character in Cheap Show? You don't seem to be. I'd be very interested. I'm looking to expand my portfolio. So we have your details. Uh-huh.

We will get in touch. You're the first we've seen. Oh. We've got a lot of... You're the first we've seen. Oh, ah. We've got a lot of people to see. Oh, I look forward to being the cup of the tea show. A lot of characters, okay? Woo-hoo! So thank you very much.

It's-a me, Cardinal Sin. Wah-hoo! Boing, boing. He jumps out the window. Paul, shut the door. I've shut it now. Oh. You're going to interview next week's one.

I'll interview next week's, I promise. I promise. Woo! Right, anyway, listen. Here's the plan for this week. It's going to interview next week's one. I'll interview next week's, I promise. I promise. Right, anyway, listen. Here's the plan for this week. It's going to be a real-time episode, one hour, and we don't have so much planned as in planned, but I thought we'd do a... Yes, you, with a hand up.

Tales from the dance floor. Yes, you can do it in a minute. Okay. Right, so I've got a box that's been sitting in my fucking flat for ages. Hello, we're in Harrow this week. We could describe it as a bargain bin, couldn't we, Paul? It's a bargain bin. It's a bargain bucket of things that have been left out of the show

because we didn't find a place for them. I lost the details. It didn't fit in with this, that, and the other. We're going to do a rummage episode. It's a rummage bucket. Get your hand. Oh, look, I've got my sleeves up already. He's got his sleeves up.

We're going to be getting our rummaging. I'm ready to get my hands fucking filthy. We're going to get rummaging this week. I'm going to get fucking writing. Writing. Right up and under. Up to our fucking filthy. We're going to get rummaging this week. I'm going to get fucking writing. Writing. Right up and under. Up to our fucking elbows. I'm fucking hell, man.

I can smell the rummage grease. Right, so we're going to rummage through this box and pull out things, and then we're going to put them into piles of nonsense. Oh, no, we're going to have two piles, everybody, at the end of this. Stuff that we're going to just dismiss, and then stuff we like. And then, right at the end... We'll go, oh, that was the best one. We will each pick our own favourite. We will. That's the plan this week ramage episode is a whole new format

everybody don't get out one week when paul is finishing his novel yeah it's the last time this is the last it'll be done this week i have heard that at least six or seven times before i know at least i am literally on the last chapter now why This is why I wanted to say to you, we all believe in you and hope that you finish your book. Everyone. Your publisher, your friend Eli. Right, so with that being said, let Eli now go to your mini Tales from the Dance Floor. Mini? Well, you said to me it was a small one.

I beg your pardon? I hope to, yeah. It's me. What's going on here? I've got a tiny knob oh I suck at the death wow

is he going to hang around all the episode no he was just waiting for his Uber he's had five minutes oh mate five minutes he said

oh mate he said five minutes I go fuck in the back of his car alright okay calm down mate right I'm DJing okay and then I'm doing

the second to last set of the night. And it's a bit of a struggle. Yeah. Just a vibe thing, Paul. There was just a low energy in the whole... Even though it was busy and people seemed to be enjoying themselves, cheering and the band music. It was all pretty...

It just felt just like a struggle. Sometimes it does. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And funnily enough, all of the bar staff were like, oh, it was taking forever for them as well. It wasn't a fun night. It's one of those nights. It was busy.

Busy. It's just that the clientele was so giving this vibe that was just this love. Tired. So that was sort of the background. Right. I was pleased to hear that the sound guy said that the bar staff weren't feeling the vibe. The vibe was off. It wasn't just me.

Fine. You know? Yeah. But I wasn't having a great night no but yeah I'm doing my second to last of four sets I do that's that

right yes do second it's his penultimate my penultimate so the band are about to come on for their last of three sets they do and then you come back on after that and wrap

the half hour but that's like an easy one because it's right at the end yeah you know the less pressure less pressure with about 15 minutes to go of this set yeah the crowd half them leave basically okay off the dance floor before the band thinking and i'm just my morale is already yeah yeah okay so you're in the middle of my set i

don't need this my morale's already kind of low yeah i'm thinking how people are leaving there's not as a dj there's nothing worse than people leaving who have no i agree whilst you're still playing tunes that's the. It's demoralising yes I understand. Really bad and then the band came up and I heard them talking and one of them said oh apparently everyone's leaving because the card machine went down 20 minutes ago

Oh right so no one could spend All the card no one could and that's why but so I thought ah. Don't they take cash? At least it wasn't me. No one has cash and they have to leave leave the venue and go across the street to get the cash out

oh god that's the worst thing that can happen in a pub innit finally enough it cheered me up because I thought at least it wasn't me

who turned them all out yeah no no you've done a good job there in having a passive part to play in that whole story what a long night

well what a I mean it's different from the usual, you know, derogatory. It was, wasn't it? Punching down kind of idea of your usual story. Okay, then what happened was they didn't get to me, the requesters, that time, because I was talking to Jimmy, the sound guy, and he said, because they were these kind of knuckle-dragging type of loud. Right, bruisers, yeah. Not bruisers, just...

Yeah, I'm not listening. They go over to him on the sound booth, and they go, and ask him for a request, because they think he's the DJ. Oh, right. And so they ask him for Amy Winehouse and what have you, and he kept saying, oh, the DJ's up there, point towards me. But they didn't get up.

Yeah, fuck them. They probably lost the motivation. Once the story got out that the card machines weren't working everyone's priority shifted you know anyway what a reasonably mediocre story but at least it was different i'm ready to rummage now paul right i'm gonna press the fucking goddamn clip button yes i'm gonna put a sound effect in and then after that it's a real-time episode so here we go. 3, 2, 1. Start the clock. We're off. Right, I'm getting my hand in.

We're off. Yeah. I mean, you can look. It's not like we have to do a surprise thing. I've got a ring. This is a little jewellery case. Oh, yeah. I know what that is. Do you? I think that was given to

That's actually from Digitizer I think I think it's a prop I stole Is it another mole embryo? No it's not a mole embryo So I've got a little one that might

Do you remember Chegwin? Yes What happened to Chegwin? He's still on my He's very shrivelled now compared to when I first I mean it must look like a raisin at this point

It's worse than that It's a micro toothyothy gnoll bump. You know, you can just flush it. You don't have to keep it. We're not flushing Chegwin. Fuck Chegwin. Fuck all Chegwins. He's dead.

The real Chegwin. Anyway, this is a white leatherette. This is a white leatherette. This is a white leatherette ring case. What leatherette? Fake leather. Oh, okay.

I thought... Okay. That a man in the 70s might present an engagement ring to. Yeah, yeah. Oh, fuck. Can I have this? It doesn't come out the box. It's a joke.

Oh, it's just that. So what it is, is it's a little... A little thing's mooning me. You open the lid, and there's a little bent-over figure pulling a moony. Actually, it could be a goat's egg, couldn't it? And also, what it used to do is when you opened it, it went... The little fart.

But that has long since gone to the land of death. So, the joke there is that you get down on one knee in front of the lady you love and you go, I wish to propose. And you open the box and you show that. And she laughs because she takes it really seriously. I don't understand the use, the case. No, there's no use.

The joke begins and ends with, ha ha ha, you thought you were getting engaged and now you're getting a fart in your face. Yeah, but then... What? Yeah, then what? If you were in that position with someone when they thought, you know, you might propose to them. Yeah, no, you're right.

Isn't it? It's horrible. It's a pointless shitty gag. It doesn't work as a gag. All right, but is it going in the pile? Oh, we need to come up with the name of the pile. Is it a pile of joy or a pile of... I see what you've done now with this.

No, I don't know. It's the bionification. The inshitification and bionification. Of the Cheap Show podcast. It is of the Cheap Show podcast. So is it a pile of shit or is it a pile of hit it's a pile of shit for me

it's a shit for me dog what if we disagree um we'll we'll tickle whoever laughs first wins

no we won't um jock off race I'll tell you what Paul yeah if one of us likes one thing

yeah and the other doesn't yeah that still goes in the pile of hit because we have to decide at the end. Okay, all right.

Personal favourites. All right, yeah, I'll go with that. But in this case, it's in the shit. It's a shit pile. We've started off on the shit note with the bumhole ring case. There's also an addendum. There's a bag here. Oh, addendum, addendum.

That's become your fucking poultice, that word. Addendum, addendum. We all need addendum. I'm going to reach in now. I got money, I spend them. Now play with my hairy addendum. Hairy addendum? Like an appendage.

Like your dick's got like a brush end to it. Like a hoover attachment. It's just got like a bristle at the end. It's got a bristle accessory. It fucking looks like a caveman's prop. It looks like a wired

washing up brush. Right, there's some vinyls here. I'm going to pull them out and see what we've got. We've got Making Whoopie, the Barrel House Mob featuring Tony Harrison and his magic piano. It's just a piano thing. Oh dear.

Look at that. You know what's funny? Because there's a painting illustrating the cover. There's also a photo of Tony Harrison, but he's wearing exactly the same thing. That's so weird. In the photo and the illustration behind it. The illustration makes it look like he looks like Steve. It's actually based on the same photo.

But the drawing looks like Stephen Fry with mumps. It's just terrible. Mate, I tell you what. Hang on. Stick it on the vinyl. We've got a vinyl here. Stick it on. Alright, I'll do it. Fine, you sit down.

And play it. Okay, I can operate that. We're going to capture the audio live, mate, in the podcast. This is the type of record you see in charity shops a hell of a lot, isn't it? It's sort of a party record. I presume this stuff has been sent to us, donated, PO box, all that kind of stuff. Slap it on the vinyl quick

and just drop the needle anywhere on it and see what we get. Well, I'm just looking at the song list here. What have we got? I'm just looking at what would be the most fun. So, side one. California, here I come, I'm sitting on top of the world.

Okay. Oh, it's a quick step. This is a dance record because they've got the type of... The foxtrot or whatever. The type of ballroom dance you would do. This will be a salsa in the two-step style. Well, there are...

There's a foxtrot, a rumba, a cha-cha, a samba, a tango, a gavotte. You don't hear that very much. I don't even know what a gavotte is. A two-step. Right. You heard of a two-step? Yeah. Two-step's also a sort of sub-genre of rare groove sort of soul.

Oh, okay. I'll take your word for it. Two Steps soul, they call it. Right. It's a great thing. It's a mid-tempo. All right. Slap it on quick.

Look. We've got Quick Step, Quick Step, Modern Waltz. Ooh. 55 minutes left. Modern Waltz. All right, that's it. What do you want? What song?

Modern Waltz. Modern Waltz. Sloop John B. That's a song that we all recognise, right? That's the Beach Boys, isn's it. What do you want? What song? Modern Waltz. Modern Waltz. Sloop John B. That's a song that we all recognise, right? That's the Beach Boys, isn't it? Get me to the church on time. Eli. Modern Waltz.

Modern Waltz. What am I meant to do? Modern Waltz. Get me to the church on time. What do I do? What do I do here? That's a great song, isn't it? David Bowie. See, I know songs. I know a song or two. What do I do? What do I do here? That's a great song, isn't it? David Bowie.

See, I know songs. I know a song or two. What's that song called? A Modern Love. Yes. It's where he begins with the talking bit. I can never remember. He goes,

I don't know what I love. I don't know what I want. He was great. I even love his tweet. Never heard of him. Never heard of him. Anyway, go on. Shall we have Sloop John B?

Yeah, stick it on. As I say, stick it on quick. It's pristine, this record. Yeah, go on. Shall we have Sloop John B? Yeah, stick it on. Just, as I say, stick it on quick. This is Christine, this record. Yeah, because no one's ever wanted or needed to play it. Maybe a gift that he gave. It's really quite creepy, the artwork of the photo. Look at it again. Oh, no, no. Put side five, track five of side two on. It's got

Oh, I do like to be beside the seaside when Johnny comes marching home. It's got all those ones. The day, the man who... What tracks do you want? Five, it says. Track five, side two. I don't know what Gavotte is, or Gavotte.

Featuring, I was delighted when David Marcus asked me to review the album, which is the latest from his ever-expanding collection of dancing records, which have the latest from his ever-expanding collection of dancing records which have become popular around the world. This is Carl Alan Award winner, oh no, Flora Miller.

Oh, because... Yeah. Right, go on, play it. Just... Ah, fuck it. No. Oh, it is on quite loud. Oh. Oh, yeah.

It's very Bobby Crushy, isn't it? I quite like this. This is deep, easy listening. This is so lounge. This is so haunted. This is haunted Blackpool Pleasure Beach ballroom. Yeah. Wow.

It's not terrible. I kind of like it. For what it is. So cheesy. But it also sounds like the kind of stuff you hear in a mall in the 1980s. Yeah, it's Muzak. Is this it now? Yeah.

This is the track you requested. I want this. Really? What song is this supposed to be? No, this is Sloop John B you've put on. No, it isn't. It is, because you put Side 1 on. Yeah, it is.

This is Side 2. This is Side... Well, this... Hang on. Well, look, Side 2. No, but... Seaside. Side 1, Sloopy John Bob's. Yeah, it is. This is side two. Well, look, side two. See side.

Side one, Sloopy John Bob's. And on the sloop, John B. I think they put the labels on the wrong side. Because look, you can see that is side two that was playing. Yeah, you're not wrong. Oh, that's unusual. You don't often get that, do we, as a side effect. Okay, let's see if we can get this over with. I just want to get this over with.

Track five, yeah. Yeah, track five. Weird that the song I wanted was the wrong one on the opposite side. So we both got what we want, ladies and gentlemen. That worked out nice. One, two, three, four, five. Five. Here we go.

I just want to hear a little bit of that. Have they slowed it down? Or is this the end of the last track? I think it's the end of the last track. When Irish eyes are smiling, the rows of trolley are modern waltz. It's a modern waltz. So, one, two, three, one.

Modern waltz. I've got herpes. Modern waltz. Oh, fuck. Come on. I'm 51 minutes. He's called Tony Harrison. I just realised. It's very close to Tony Harris, isn't it? Yeah, it does.

Oh, mate, you've got to give this to Biffo. Yeah. You could put Tony Harris to cover with... Ted Danson records. Oh, dear. All together. Oh, I do like to be beside the seaside. Oh, I do like to be beside

the sea. Oh, I do like to stroll along the prom, prom, prom. I get me jobber up and give it a big throb on. Oh, I do like to wank upon

the seaside. Oh, I do like to wank upon the seaside. Oh, I do like to wank upon the sea. Oh, I do like to get my shaft and wiggle it about inside the seaside. My dirty seaman. You kept time quite well there. I'm very good at keeping... I've done the shit. I'm very good at keeping... Up-de-dup-de-dup. I've done the shit, I've wiped it in.

I've gone and done another. I've gone up there and I have cleaned the stairs of all the fragments. And I've got a... Sticky clout. Glory, glory, I have shat them. Nuggets! Glory, glory, I have shat them. Roll bops.

Glory, glory, I have shat them. But there ain't no bog roll left. There we go. Oh, stop. Anyway, does making whoopie go in the hit pile or the shit pile? Hit or shit? Shit. Oh, all right., does making Whoopi go in the hit pile or the shit pile? Hit or shit? Shit. Oh, all right.

You going to hit? I'm not all that bothered, so I'm going to go with you. The cover is really something. Yeah. Or pictures of the things we look at today on the Cheap Show podcast website, thecheapshow.co.uk. Mrs. Mills. Hang on.

Mrs. Mills. there's another record no party is ever complete without a sing-along accompanied preferably by a jingly jangly honky tonk piano their words

not mine well actually Alan J Butler's words this is on the Sound Superb Music for Pleasure music for pleasure were a cheap, very budget record label.

But they did do some Northern Soul comps, and there were interesting things. Isn't that Funny Bones compilation that we've got, with all those weird comedy songs on? Yeah, and I think Sound Superb is obviously a sub-label, or a series. Legitimate or something. Original label.

Well, no, because it's got Mrs. Mills on it, which is literally bottom of the organ barrel. Yes. Bottom of the organ barrel. The old piano organ barrel. As we talked about before, Mrs. Mills sold these albums, banged them out like nobody's business,

sold millions and millions and millions. You know, she was a household name throughout the 70s. Again, this is one of... Pristine. This is incredibly pristine vinyl. I'm thinking I could get quite a lot was a household maid throughout the 70s. Again, this is... Pristine. This is incredibly pristine vinyl. I'm thinking I could get quite a lot of money for that

on Discogs. No, you couldn't. I think I could. I think, very good, plus plus X. She must have put out more records than anybody else. This is, again,

another completely new to me Mrs Mills record. Yeah, I've never seen this one. There's been plenty where you see her, like, drawn in an animated style around a piano in a sing song or on the beach or they cut her head out and see her like drawn in an animated style around a piano in a sing-song or on

the beach or they cut her head out and put her on like animated drawn album covers don't they? Yeah. In that weird

carry-on style. But it's almost like one of those food mascots. Those sort of racist food mascots. What are they called?

Not mascots. No I know what you mean. Like Uncle Ben or something. Yeah that kind of thing. It's almost like she's a sort of trademark.

Like a brand. Yeah. I mean, yeah. Like a brand character. Non-stop honky-tonk party. 25 all-time favourites. I like the piano. They're all multi-keys. That's multi-coloured keys. It's just so generic what she does. And there's no sort of personality to her beyond the fact she's Mrs Mills and plays the piano.

But it's interesting I'm gathering without looking at the internet that she was probably just a woman who worked in a working man's club or something

and was seen by a record producer and went do you want to put some tracks down she was really popular hugely popular she put out 700 LP

I mean it's apocryphal isn't there a rumour that she actually sold more records than the Beatles all in? Yeah. Something like that. But I don't know any of these tracks. Oh, no, I know My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean. I'm just going to put on Sidewinder to see what it sounds like.

Just see what it sounds like. The other thing that's nice about this is the color of it. And also, look at the rainbow piano. I said that. Do you know what is interesting, mate? All titles arranged by Jeff Love. Jeff Love worked with Mrs Mills. Yeah, so Jeff Love also had a range of albums

where he did covers of movies and TV themes and shit, didn't he? I was talking about Jeff Love on... Your radio show on Solo. Yesterday, because I played the Batman theme. Oh, yeah, it's cool, that. The Batman theme is so funky. We'll save that for another episode, I reckon, because I would like to play that.

Astronaut House, Hounslow Road, Felton, Middlesex. That's not too far from here then, is it? Middlesex? Middlesex is the county in North London. Well, not in North London. It used to be... Yeah, it used to be separate. It was abolished.

It disappeared as a county because... They extended the thingamajig. Well, when they did the modern... Not interested. Put it on. The modern boroughs. Modern boroughs. Da-da-da-da.

Modern boroughs. Shut up. Get me to the church. Oh, here we go. Let it play for a bit. Really? This is side two. I've got a big fat arse

and when I walk in the doorway People just put this on when they had friends round and were having them. Or Halloween. Not Halloween. Like New Year's Eve party, I guess. I've got a great big willy I showed it to the dog

He bit it in the half And then it all dropped off And then it all dropped off And then I fed it to the cat And then I fed it to the cat And then I fed it to the cat And then the dog died It doesn't even make sense

The dog died Then I ate the dog And the dog died Then I ate the dog And then I dog died, then I ate the dog. And then I died and I burst out of the stomach of a broccoli stalk. Well, you've ruined it now, haven't you? I eat broccoli, it makes my shit turn green. And when I go to the movies, I look at the silver screen. Good stuff.

And then there's a man and he's got his toucher out. And he does nothing but gives it a big spunky spout The spout, the spout, the spout Stop this. Stop this. This is what it's like for me, Paul. I've got a knob on my I've got a knob on I've got a chub on

I've got a chub lock knob It's going in the shit pile. It certainly is. That's awful. Really annoying music. This is not an album, Eli. Look what it is. It's an addition of the board game Kensington. Yes, it's a Kensington board game. It's in our rummage box today.

Yeah, I've got a copy of this already. But we've mentioned this before, but yes, it's a board game. But every time I ever see it on sale, someone's put it in with the vinyl records. That's because it is designed like a gatefold lp yes same size same you can literally use this sleeve plastic sleeve for a gatefold you could you wouldn't want to though because this is that type of plastic that outgasses if sunlight hits it what's that mean and then you miss up your vinyl

oh right and that's bad because it wilts the paper or whatever. No, no. Actually, you know, have you ever had a vinyl that's misty? It's got the sort of, it's like it's got steam sort of on the surface. Oh, never. No, not really.

And can affect the sound. Right. But, and it's this stuff, this type of plastic, this sort of slightly more hard, you know. Yeah. 43 minutes left, mate.

That. And then they know it works because sometimes in the 60s, Beatles records, for example, would have like a smooth cover. Right. You know, like it's been laminated, like a plastic covering on there. But the back will just be plain cardboard. And then they'd be be a sleeve like this and then only the back

of the record where it's been sitting there the back gets misted up where it hasn't had the protection of that plastic on the back. So what's the best plastic sleeve to have then?

Just not this. Not PVC. Oh, is that PVC? I think so, yeah. Fine. But I guess it's... Polyurethane, which is like the plastic bag stuff.

See through that. Because you can see it's kind of warped a little bit as well, that plastic. It's not. I don't like it. No. I don't like it. No, I don't like it.

But it's fine for Kensington. All of them came in at Kensington. What is Kensington then? It was a game. Look at one. That's a very old school thing. The Design Centre London. I used to go there.

There's a little symbol for the Design Centre London. Why? Is it made by them? Or produced? Or sold there? It's that big place on the corner, isn't it? It's not there anymore. it that it's not there anymore oh it's not there anymore oh i think it's a very 80s whenever designer stuff you didn't

before the 80s nothing was described as a designer this or design it was a very 80s coinage say a designer part of that yuppie yeah absolutely part of that whole thing yeah um and this kind of came along with that they're sort of like hippies these two guys the story is on the back of how they created it and they got inspired

by an existing Indian game I think they were like travellers you know they did the

whole hippie trail and they found an Arabian or Indian game and they

were also influenced by carpets I think like the in general like the carpet the shape of the carpet oh the pattern of the carpet

or the rug or whatever the pattern of Arabic sort of art or yeah and they called it Kensington because they were staying there or something but you've got

I love the photo of the where is that is that the Albert that's the Albert Memorial in Kensington just out the front of the Royal Albert Hall that's right just Albert that's the Albert Memorial in Kensington just out the front of the Royal Albert Hall that's right

just across from the Royal Albert Hall in the park look at the beautiful sky back in the 80s so what kind of game is it like a chess kind of thing or like Go

or something it has things in common with both those but it's more like Go because there's no different all the pieces are exactly the same right

there's no pawns and kings so it looks kind of dull though tell me about it There's no different... All the pieces are exactly the same. Right. There's no pawns and kings. So it looks kind of dull, though. Have a look. It's fun. Kensington is a really fun, fascinating game offering a formidable and potentially victorious challenge to such classic rivals as chess.

Don't you fucking snatch! Backgammon, or even cards, excellent value. Absolutely no attribution to that quote. Yeah, so I don't think it really it didn't catch on as a sort of, what they wanted is for it to catch on as a

Yeah, a minute to learn, a lifetime to master, quick to pick up, slow to put down, capture small shapes to frustrate your opponent. Yes. Construct large shapes to defeat your opponent. Yeah. So that's it. You have to... I'll show you, Paul. Is the game in the game? Yeah.

Oh, yeah. It's all in. That's it. Basically, you can see that there are these... Grids. No, these shapes. What's that? A hexagon. Once you get basically your pieces around any of the white ones or your colour that you've won. You've won the game when you have a piece on each corner. Okay.

You see? So it's like, yeah. It's like Go like that. Okay, all right. Fine. Anyway, I had a different version. There was a luxury version of this, which was the board game on a piece of glass. Oh.

And it was bigger. I've never heard of the glass version of this, which was the board game on a piece of glass. Oh. And it was bigger. I've never heard of the glass version of that. The other thing to mention is I thought for years that that was John Lithgow. He's John Lithgow. The board is strange because on the actual board itself there were just faces. See, that's the glass one that they obviously have there that they took the photo on, on the inside cover. Imagine being that guy. I'd be pissed off.

I'd fucking pose for your photograph. That is a great big pink hexagon right over my face. Who's going to know what's in your fucking game? Anyway. Took a week off work for this. Talking of board games, Paul, did you hear that story about the Chinese chess champion? Uh, no.

Okay, there's this game called Chinese chess, yeah? Right. Which, again, I don't understand. But it's the biggest game in China, sort of. It's popular as chess in China sort of it's like as popular as chess in China give it to me I just don't care it's

going in the shit pile anyway it's not going it's going the good pile for me can I please no all right go on just tell your story about the Chinese champion he was he

was disqualified from a tournament oh no for this guy you caught wanking? No. Disgraceful behaviour or something. Yeah, he was in a hotel room and stuff. He shat in the bath. Yeah, shat in the bath.

But there was also an accusation that he cheated. This is after he won the big tournament. The World Championship or something. That he cheated with anal beads. Yeah, because they vibrated because the computer was doing... But that was also Magnus Magnusson. Yeah. Not Magnus Magnusson,

but Magnusson, who's the world chess champion, one of the best chess people, accused his opponent last year of doing the same thing with anal beads. Because what? There's a computer

running the program off and they're sending in like via an app to the love egg to vibrate to say what move to make next somehow. Yeah. He sits there and goes...

It's probably one. Like, it's Queen 6-4 or something. It wouldn't be exact moves. You'd have sort of, like, two or three prepared openings or responses to openings. I'll give you a prepared opening, yeah. I don't know how you cheat, actually.

There's loads of records in here. We're not going to go through. I mean, there's that one, the Platters, Flanagan and Allen. Can I have a look at them, please? My Fair Lady. No, we haven't got time to just do only records in this box. We're going to move on.

We can have a look later, you and me. There's more records over there. I want to see those records over there that I haven't seen. We've got that one. Look, it's the Bang on a Drum playscore. Can I have it? You've got Paddy Roberts tries again. I haven't seen, never seen that. Yeah, but we've got no time to talk about just records.

There's a whole box here. The Wombles. Oh, the Wombles is in a box. Oh, I've never seen that before either. There's a letter with this one. Oh, someone's going to be really upset. I bet they don't listen no more. This is from Savas. Oh, someone's going to be really upset. I bet they don't listen no more. This is from Savas.

Spent no... Oh, it's... Oh, okay. So they sent it. How many years ago is this? I don't know. A while since I've lived in this flat. Paul. Thank you, Savas Elwin, for sending all these vinyl and some games. I think we've used bits of these elsewhere. It might be even some of the box. Look, there's a Wombles

three box collection vinyl. I want this. Have it. I don't want Wombles in me house. This, there's a Wombles three box collection vinyl. I want this. Have it. I don't want Wombles in me house. Oh, this is Mike Batts. Mike Batts Opus. Oh, this is... I like this. It's just the box.

Why are you never showing me this? Because it's been in the box. This is like all the Wombles records. All of them. The pristine fucking vinyl, mate. Give them to Rogan where he could jazz all over them.

Oh. So yeah, it's a three... Hang on. How many Wombble songs did that fucker write? A lot. He's banging out loads of fucking albums. Wow, this must be all of the Womble material. Does it say anything inside what they are? No, it doesn't come with anything.

Oh, there is something. Is there? Is there a slip or something? There's a sheet. Oh, have a look. I bet it's a post-Womble's poster or something. Oh, open it up. It looks like a Womble's poster.

It looks like a poster of the Wombles. Oh, mate. Look at that. Keep on Wombling. It's the Wombles on stage, playing on stage. They look good. They look like they're loving it. Mike Batt produced that group, Steelye Span.

Yes. And at one point, Steelye Span had to put the suits on and be the Wombles on top of the pops. What a life. band had to put the suits on and be the Wombles on top of the pops. What a life. What a weird period as well for music where you can have the Wombles and the goodies in the same fucking charts that week. It's that era, isn't it?

The Wombles. The Wombles. Anyway, you can have that one. That's going in the hit pile, I imagine. You want to throw that in the hit pile? Thank you, SMS. Thanks for sending those. Also, that Bang on a Drum, which is the Funky Play School record. I've already got two copies, but're going to look in this bag. Also, that Bang on a Drum, which is the Funky Play School record, I've already got two copies, but that might be a super clean one.

So can I just, while you rummage, can you just hand me that? Which one? The Bang on a Drum. This is a worse one. Oh, is it really bad? I think we've been through this before, but have a look. Okay. This might be even your one.

Yeah, it's not in great condition. Okay, forget it then. I've already got two copies of that. Yeah, you've got too many copies of Bang the Drum. Right, there's a bag here. There's Paul over there. Right. Oh, there's a black bag.

He's gone in. He's having a rummage. What's coming out of the bag? There's a big jelly gummy. How out of date is that? Let's have a look. Has it got milk products in it? Yeah, probably.

It's a sundae. It's got beef gelatin in it. That's nice. It's a sundae. Beef sundae. Strawberry flav it. That's nice. It's a sundae. Beef sundae. Strawberry-flavoured gummy. It actually is from Poundland, by the looks of things. And best before 2023.

That is last year, my friend. Ben. That's going on the no pile for me. Because we're not Stuart Ashen, where we'll eat anything that's 80 years old. I'll give it a taste. No. I'll have a taste.

It will just taste of gummy. It won't be horrible, I don't think. Shall I taste it? Come on. Yeah, give it a taste. No. I'll have a taste. It'll just taste of gummy. It won't be horrible, I don't think. Shall I taste it? Come on. Give it a suck. Oh, it smells like piss. Or like vinegar or something. Smell that.

Yeah, it smells It's got an off milk It is I think there's a milk content It's like a tang It's got a tang It's got a milky Off milky tang

A milky tang I won't be tasting that Good Next Oh a pack of cards I'm enjoying this episode You can have a look at this Oh I like these

The Canary Islands Fuerteventura Fuerteventura cards Standard Standard Standard Standard And Fuerteventura cards. Fuerteventura cards. Standard. Standard? Standard. Standard size.

Yeah. They also have poker size or sight impaired, where they're much clearer and bigger than the markings. These are normal playing cards. What's on the back of them? Just images of the Canary Islands or just a logo? Yeah, you've got a map and a windmill. It's all illustrated. Oh, yeah. It is just generic things. That've got a map and a windmill. It's all illustrated. Oh, yeah.

It is just generic things. That's on the out pile for me. It's all right. That's on the what? On the no pile. All right, fine. I'm fine with that, dog. Okay, dog.

Oh, I used to have this when I was literally... Oh, it's a cassette. It's a compact cassette, everybody. With writing that is now too fucking small for me to read. Let me have a go. It is.

Tunes from the tunes 48 animated favorites so it's the theme tunes from cartoon shows or shit oh cool oh they look all to be i don't have any cassette player with me unfortunately they look all to be hannah barbara cartoons they look like it don't i watched a video half hour long video the other day yeah on youtube about it was like which was it was called the 50 greatest Hanna-Barbera theme songs oh yeah

and it had the theme songs with the animated bits from all of them man because they banged up some of those were pretty funky man yeah and I was like I want to put this on my playlist

which is my Yes TV playlist which is like my ambient relaxing playlist on YouTube your vibe station yeah I get it just to have

I get it but they wouldn't Because it said The content designed for children And you can't save it For that reason No Why would that be the case?

I don't know I honestly don't know It might be a copyright thing I don't know No Then I don't know It's not a copyright thing They said you cannot save it

Because it's been marked Suitable for children Don't know them I can't help you Because they think I would Use it for masturbation. Do you know what I mean?

Is that what it is? Do you think that's what they're thinking? I just don't. I can't see what the thinking is. I can't think what the thinking is. You can't think full stop. Say, put a full stop there, Paul. Full stop.

You don't think. Tunes from the tunes. I'm just wondering if someone's on a playlist on Spotify. No, they haven't. This is very small. I'll read these. Can's on a playlist on Spotify. No, they haven't. This is very small. I'll read these. Can you? Oh, my God.

Yeah, no, it's tiny, isn't it? It's such tiny text. Dastardly and Muttley. Yeah, Cax. Main title. Yeah, main title. Dastardly and Muttley. End title.

Top cap. Top cap. Main title and underscore. Is there such a thing? I don't know oh this is really good I'm going to play this can I have this as well?

yes but I used to have that exact cassette back in the day it's got all the cool ones on oh that's got so many tracks I hope that plays well still should be fine right? it's in the yes part

oh yeah there is a it's on YouTube the whole CD ok so you know you could they've done a playlist there so you can check out hannah barbara tunes from the tunes it is all hannah barbara yeah yeah top cat yogi bear flintstones huckleberry hound snooper and the blab i don't know what that is they had so many yeah josie and the pussycats h, Hong Kong Phooey, Scooby Doo. Hong Kong Phooey, number one super guy. I love that. Touche Turtle,

Wally Gator. Did you like Hong Kong Phooey? That was one of their... Hong Kong Phooey, number one super guy. I love that show. Snaggle Puss. Yeah, it's all there. Wacky Racers. Do you remember the song from Banana Splits? Na na na na na na na, na, na, na.

Na, na. That's there as well. That was also on that 50 best that I watched. Yeah? Yeah. Hong Kong Fury and Banana Splits. It's a yes from me, dog. It's a yes from me, dog.

I know. What's this? You can have a look at that. What's that? Oh, it had to be something. Mints on card. Mints on card, ladies and gentlemen. It is a card.

It's a personal alarm, Paul. Oh, is that what that is? Should I set it off? No, I don't think it's even working, is it? Why wouldn't it be working? Because there's no battery in it, maybe? What if I'm suddenly in some kind of distress? I've just bought this.

Yeah. Then it's not ready to go. Yeah, but also it should be ready to go. It's been in the box for years. So I can't vouch for whether it's going to work. It's going to press it. Right. It's a tear shop box for years, so I can't vouch for whether it's going to work. It's going to press it. Right. It's a tear shop drape.

Yeah, it's just so you can have... Tear shop drape. I know, yeah. Pulled the right gun in there, didn't you? Teardrop shaped. So it looks feminine. It's a terrible thing. Well, it's not particularly feminine.

They're trying to make it look a bit like an earring. No, it's just meant to look like something that can hang off your keychain and look nondescript. Yeah. And so you can easily grab for if you need to. But it doesn't seem to depress. Let's have a look. Oh, you've got to pull the tab out the back. Oh.

I don't think you press that, do you? I'll tell you what. If I'm being attacked in the street all of a sudden, I'm like, does this work? How is this working? Please pull out plastic tab after unboxing so that your alarm is ready to use. Done it. Emergency activation. Simply pull on the key ring. Oh god.

Well, it doesn't work. Oh, oh. I'm being beaten to death for my phone yeah no the battery must be dead on this then probably for the best you can replace the battery well

hit or shit shit for me shit for me dog thanks for sending it in whoever did though what's all this well pass it over some of it we've had before

what's that a lightbulb lolly oh it? A lightbulb lolly. Oh, it's a lightbulb lolly. Is this an actual confectionery that lights up? I think we might have done this on the podcast. We have not.

I'm excited by this. This is an actual thing that lights up that you can suck it, suck. I think so, yeah. I think it's a suckable lightbulb with a candy lolly thing in it. Oh, my word.

Does it glow up? Does it glow up? Does it say? No. It looks like it's got something in the middle of it. That's the lolly bit. Oh, it bollocks. It looks like it's got something in the middle of it. That's the lolly bit. Oh, it bollocks then. Look, it's just... I thought you could suck

the ball. Mate, I thought you could suck the ball. It's just a lolly. It's just like a push pop. Yeah. In a screw top type thing. I guess it protects the lolly. Dirty shit. Dirty lolly. Dirty lolly.

Shit. It's out for me. Are we going to have anything we like? Oh, there you go. What about that? Wallet hero. It's another one of these.

It's another one of those. I've got one of my wallet. But you said it's lethal. Yeah, because it's jagged at the side. When you're trying to open a bottle, you've got your fingers

on the blade bit. This is a multi-tool, in case anyone listening is wondering. Yeah, it goes in your wallet. It's flat like a credit card, but it's also a screwdriver. I don't carry a wallet. I know. But that has come in handy when I have mine in my wallet. It is a handy thing. I would say hit. Because it's practical and useful.

I'm going to hit and I'm going to have it as well. I'm having it! Another bloody lolly! have it as well. All right. I'm having it. Look at the bloody lolly. Well, you can need to charity shop some of this. Oh, look, Paul,

this is for you. What is it? It's the history buffet. Oh, yeah, it's a blank. It's just an exercise book type thing. You just write notes. It's got your name on it.

It's for you. Yeah, because I always like having pads around for jotting thoughts and ideas down. It's got your name on it. It's for you. Yeah, because I always like having pads around for jotting thoughts and ideas down. It has a picture of what looks like Sherlock Holmes. It looks like Sherlock Holmes. But it says The History Buffet. What does that refer to? I don't understand.

Maybe it's a range of something. And on the back it has a newspaper boy. Oh, I'm Governor. Do you fancy a copy of The Evening Standard, Governor? No. Oh, they'll beat me. Take one. They'll beat me if I come back with any.

I'll beat you if you keep hanging around here. I'm in a rocking hard place today, Governor. I'll give you a rock in your hard place. Hey, it's-a me, Cardinal Arsene. You want to come over here and use Piper Boy? Oh, I'll come over there, Standard. This is not Standard where I come from. Paul, you can't bring back... Actually, it's a bit smaller than Standard. This is not standard where I come from. Paul, you can't bring that.

Actually, it's a bit smaller than standard. Orphan boy was at the wedding. Different orphan. Fuck off. Thanks for sending that in. It's a perfectly good lined notepad. Yeah, I'll use that. Hit.

Oh, look. Inflatable vinyl cushion for men with the piles. Or anyone with the piles, I guess. Oh, look. This is like a donut-shaped cushion. It's a donut cushion. I've seen these before on the pages of Vids. Knobby Piles.

Knobby Piles. I know what you mean, but yeah. Is it called Knobby Piles? I don't know. Oh, it smells of that vinyl, doesn't it? Smell that. Smell the vinyl. Smell that.

That is musky vinyl smell. Smells like guttering. Smells like rancid guttering. It's that smell. It's a bit like the smell of those costume shops or the spirit Halloween shop. All those...

Oh, that's... He's put his mouth through the hole and he's putting his... He's making mouth noises. And it looks like... That looks quite freaky. Let me do it. Yeah. I should take a picture of you doing it. No, looks like that looks quite freaky. Let me do it.

Yeah. I should take a picture of you doing it. No, don't take a picture of me. I'm going to take a picture of you doing it. Put your mouth on it. Put my mouth on it.

Yeah, that's sexy. No. Take a picture. Do it again. I'm not fucking doing it. Take one of me. Take one of me. I'll do it.

Some of us, mate, know how to please our audience. He's doing it. Oh, the smell is on my face now. More tongue action. Stare coldly through. Turn your head more towards me. All right.

Yeah. Let's have a look at this. Now, I presume it will do the job fine. That cushion, but it smells... That's a weird picture of me. Yeah. It's weird, isn't it? What?

Oh, I've got cassettes. Loads more cassettes, Paul. Oh, yeah. That's out. The bum cushion's out. Oh, it's out. Over there. I have to take pictures of all this shit.

They're all video games, unfortunately. Oh, Sinclair bollocks. Fuck that. Yeah, they're all video games. Millionaire. Never heard of it. By incentive. I was going to give these to Octavius,

and I just keep forgetting to give them to him. Well, hang on to these then, because that wouldn't be of interest to me. You'd need a ZX Spectrum, would you? Well, some old computer, I'd imagine. Right, what have we else got in the box? But don't they degenerate? Are those going to be unplayable, you think?

Because the tape degenerates. Yeah. No, I mean, I don't know. They should be fine. What's in here? There's a big green bag big green bag oh look it's one of those noodles no look there's a bag of noodles oh we've done that one before because that was the do that that was the video gamer something noodle thing is it and it says energy so this might be a caffeinated one yeah but we've had that we've literally had that no i know but might be... The other one said energy as well.

It definitely did because we talked about it on the show. I remember us talking about it. I think it's just a different flavour of the same thing. No, no. What are you talking about? You don't know what you're talking about, do you? I'm just saying, that pot that you've got there, that particular noodle, the energy. We tried this and we said, why is this being marketed

like an energy drink with the silver? But now, since we've done the Nissin noodle, which have, and they said it's a whole category of energy noodles that they have in Japan, right? So this must be a caffeinated noodle and we didn't even realise it when we tasted it first. Do you see what I'm getting at now? No, exactly. Yes, I get it. But I still think at the time we had that discussion about the fact that was it an actual energy drink or not. I'm going to see if there's anything of interest in this pack of noodles.

Thanks for sending it in. What's he looking at? Oh, look, it's like little jelly. Oh, what the fuck is that? What is that? That costs 30p. What is that? It's little tin.

He's got two little tins. It's got corn oil, sesame oil. Oh, it's got... It's corn oil and sesame oil. What do you use that for? Frying. Have a look. It comes in like a tiny soda can.

It's a tiny soda can. And I don't know what you do with it. Is it for a hot pot or something? It's got corn oil in it. Sesame. I said that. That's the only two ingredients, isn't it? So that's all it is.

Is it like a broth? Is it like you pour it in and you dilute it? Oil is not broth. That's not how you make broth. Do you just drink it? So that's all it is. Is it like a broth? Is it like you pour it in and you dilute it? Oil is not broth. That's not how you make broth. Do you just drink it? No, I think you fry things in it. Crispy taro with tamarind.

Should we try these? I'm going to never... Oh, are they sweet snacks? Oh, yeah, okay. I thought that was a noodle. Yeah, if they're in date, again, we're not Stuart Ashen's channel.

We don't have to eat bad shit on this show. Best before... I bet that's going to be a while ago now, We don't have to eat bad shit on this show. Best before. I bet that's going to be a while ago now, mate. It has to be. Yeah, March of last year. Yeah, fuck it. We're not touching it.

I'm going to taste one. All right, well, you taste them then. You're so desperate for the... It's best before, isn't it? Yeah, but, I mean... Look, people deserve this. All right, you do what you want then. Oh, dear.

That's not a good face. Yeah, regretting it? Because I already know I hate tamarind, so I don't even need to go... Just have a niff-naff on that, mate. The staleness is unbelievable. God, it's like rot. It's on the in-pile for me, mate.

On the rot? That's on the in- for me mate On the rot That's on the in pile for me There's a strong rot to that I can't walk Oh they're little chippies 20 minutes left mate Let's not vomit Oh god don't even try

I'm going to try No No There's probably Things in it It's probably They're quite interesting Yeah but there's probably things in it. It's probably mold. They're quite interesting. Yeah, but there's probably mold in it.

It only went off last year, and it's best before they're fine. I don't care. I don't like the idea of you eating them. They're actually quite nice. You want to tell the microphone that, or you just want to keep it to yourself? Try one. No. I know I don't like them, and also that smell is way too much to get past for me.

So you've got crispy taro on the outside. Yeah. And then like a tamarind paste on the inside, so they're like a... Well, it's going on the hit pile, because I hate it, but you like it. Like a custard cream. Yeah, okay.

But with taro. No, I'm not a fan. A little mini custard cream. They're very nice, quite jammy. No, I'm not a fan. I'm not interested. They're very crunchy as well, the taro bit. 20 minutes left.

Try one of these. No, I know I won't like it'm not interested. But they're very crunchy as well, the taro bit. 20 minutes left. Try one of these. No! No, I won't like it. It's got a coconut sort of flavour. What else is in that bag? Any other noodles? That might be my favourite thing all day. Really?

Put it there and do not throw it petulantly somewhere. All right. Right. What? No, no, no. What else is in the bag? Oh. This noodle bag.

Yeah. The letter. There was a letter with Oh. This noodle bag. Yeah. The letter. There was a letter with this. This is a great brand. What is it? What have you got? This is an artificial pickle cabbage and fish flavour. Instant vermicelli.

I like that. Oh, look. Another snack of some sort. Pretzel pieces. Pretzel pieces. Jalapeno flavour. Ah, fine. Might be a bit too dry.

Nice jalapeno guff coming up. The guff is enough. No, these are from Aldi. And they went off three months later last year. Oh, well, lucky for them. You're going to try one again. Totally.

I'm not in the mood for this shit. Please, just try this. These are fine. These are pretzel pieces. Yeah, they're probably fine. They are overwhelmingly pickly. They do have a pickle, sort of almost like a dill.

Okay, that's fine. That doesn't taste off, actually. No, it doesn't. It doesn't even taste stale, does it? No, that's alright. It's hard for a pretzel piece to be stale, because they're hard. Yeah. They'd go soft. If they went soft, then you'd... Oh, Paul.

I feel sick now. Go on. You're going to love this. What? What? Show me then. Do the music from 2001. Lazy bands.

Lazy bands. There's a shitload of them and they're the good quality ones. Can I have some of these, please? Yeah, you can have some of them. You can have some of my stash of a lazy band. There's loads, mate. There's loads. These are the wicked ones.

Yeah, they're good. Look at the quality on those. No, no, they're good. You can listen to everyone. They're really nice ones. I will have a few of those. All right, yeah. Take your fill.

They'll go in the yes pile then, those. What, just elastic bands? They might be my favourite thing. Put them in the bag and then put the bag over here, all right? We'll do it that way. Is that it? There's one more noodle. One more thing, have a look.

Oh, that's that... Caccheroni. Is that the one from Parasite? Yeah. Is it? I don't know. Either way. It looks similar to the dish in Parasite

because there's chunks of beef on the serving suggestion. Yeah, yeah. Olive oil as well. But that one in... It's a black bean sauce ramen. Very nice. Olive oil as well. But that one in it's a black bean sauce ramen. Very nice. Olive oil look it says.

That's an unusual thing. Yeah extra virgin. 100%. Weird. You never associate I don't associate the flavour of olives and olive oil

with cuisine from that part of the world. Korea and Japan. You know? That's very interesting. I've got plenty of noodles by by the way, building up for us to review, and I want to do a noodle pot blitz. We should do a

comprehensive noodle pot blitz, Paul, at some stage. Yes, I agree. We should catch up on that. We're putting the rubby bands, rubby, rubby bands in the... Karen in Swansea says a lot... Well, she has a long letter there, which we'll read out another time which I think is a

tell us on the shop floor so I'll bank that but Karen in Swansea some things for you Eli call me she says kiss kiss kiss so you know

that's troubling is there a number there no it's a bit hard to call anyone when there's no number anyway so there's a few things I think we've already used them

but what is it there's a stylistics sing baby sing or thank you baby by the stylistics I don't know that track There's a few things. I think we've already used them, but what is it? There's a Stylistics Sing Baby Sing or Thank You Baby by the Stylistics. I don't know that track. And then there's a gnome soap. It's a bar of soap on a rope in the shape of a gnome.

Or, you know, like Eli. Looks like Eli. Little Eli on a rope. Hey, that's a good idea, isn't it? Eli on a rope. Like Lynch. No, no, no. Not like Lynch. Hey, that's a good idea, isn't it? Eli on a rope. Like Lynch. Like Lynch. No, no, no.

Not like Lynch. Well, don't. I just mean like a soap on a rope, but in the shape of you. Well, what? And people can get right under their fucking guffet. They can scrub their... He was rubbing his perineum when he said that. Yeah, guffet.

Rubbing their guffet with your fucking face. Don't you like that? Yeah. All right, what's this? What side is it? Do you know this track? It's on the right speed. Yeah.

It's a bit too saccharine for me Alright dog Alright dog Not for me But thank you Karen Swansea I'll keep hold of the letter And I'll read that out At a later date That gnome

You could re-gift that gnome This is more like it That guitar Like Okay It's like the Delphonics Or you know I love you girl

Yes Please come home baby It's make out Delphonics or, you know. I love you, girl. Yes. Please come home, baby. It's make-out. They're make-out tunes, aren't they? You know you're the one for me. It's a bit too saccharine for me, for my taste. But it was a hugely popular sound in the 70s, wasn't it? That soft, sweet, pop soul sort of sound.

What are they? I don't know. Oh, it's a little Slimer. I've covered these on the podcast before. I know what these are. Can I have them? No, because I've... Can I have a little Slimer?

What's this? It's a keychain or something. I don't know what's on it. Oh, it's a little pint glass keychain. Oh, I like that. And there's a Slimer on it. That's in the yes for me. Can I have the Slimer?

Yeah, you can have the Slimer. Do you have this Slimer? Yeah, you can have the Slimer. Do you have this Slimer? No. I have too many fucking Slimers in general and I don't even like Slimer all

that much. It's not a Slimer on a keychain, it's a Slimer on a little stand. Yeah, same difference. It's a little

thing. As nice as it is for a Ghostbusters fan, I just don't like Slimer at all. Oh, that's a shame. His hand fell off. It's a shame, isn't it?

Oh. It's been boshed about. Do I want it still? Mate, we've got ten minutes. Do I want it still with a hand off? What have we got left? Thirteen, nice little Slimer.

Yeah, you can have it if you want it. Fourteen minutes. Well, we should go through stuff quickly then, shouldn't we? Well, we spent too many times Fucking looking at your records Oh shut up Oh we've done that

That's fine We don't have to worry about that This is a military chicken burrito bowl Weren't we going to do these? Yeah but We can't do this These are ration packs We should do these on a video or something i think

they're past oh i was gonna say is it past their sell-by but i guess they hold no these are ration packs these are going to keep you alive for you this is the department of defense united states of america war fighter recommended tested and approved mre menu one chili with beans chili ooh horicots rouge haricot flameless green beans paul flameless ration heaters are prohibited on commercial airplanes unless sealed an original meal bag so what does this cook itself meal ready to eat individual or do you put it like in a little pan you can just it's just i don't know but we should may okay so let's just say this now one of the episodes you want to do this year, if we can, is a camping episode.

We should take these. We should take these, right? Mine is a menu 16 chicken burrito bowl. Burrito de poulet bowl. I wonder how you cook these then, because there's like... I don't think you have to. Well, it says ready to eat, but you don't eat it cold. So it's already been cooked.

No, because look, it says flameless ration eaters. Listen, if you're on the war, in a war... Do these cook themselves? No. Are these like these things where you snap them? Oh, do you say flameless ration heaters listen if you're on the war in a war do these cook themselves no these are these things where you snap them it says flameless ration heaters

are prohibited on commercial airlines unless sealed in an original meal bag so maybe these cook themselves like you snap the pack and they heat

no this isn't a flameless ration heater it's got stuff in it but I don't want to open it in case it you know makes the stuff inside all shit I think what that's saying

Is saying that If you have these You're in the military You probably have a heater With it To cook them Yeah Don't open it

Should we save it for the crisp Yeah Alright We'll save this for the camping episode We're going to do this year Is it a hit It's a hit for me Yeah a hit for me

I'm putting these Cassettes in the In the pile All the pile Oh there's some Little notepad things. Oh, these are little... Oh, these are the price of shite pads that I keep losing. Mate, take one pad with you tonight, and I'll keep hold of one.

So we've always got one on our person. But yeah, these were made for us a little while ago. I forget by who. I do apologize. But they're brilliant. Tony helped design, I think. I might be wrong. But they're brilliant.

You get price in between next to it What a lovely thing A lovely thing and a between Another bag of fucking What's this Spicy river snails rice noodle We have to get round to doing these Top of the range

Instant noodles Oh there's another get round to doing these top of the range instant noodles. But we... Oh, there's another Xinjiang noodle or something. See, but that's different. That's called Chapaghetti. Yeah. And the other one was...

Mike's Mighty Good Chicken something. This is a chicken ramen. That's gone. And then a postcard that says... Fanny. Fanny. Has a lady with her butt showing. And then a postcard that says... Fanny. Fanny. Has a lady with her butt showing.

I don't know what that means. I mean, fanny means bottom in America. Yes, that's what it is, fanny. Because if it was a British postcard, she'd be facing forward. Front fanny. What's that? Oh, it looks like a little hot sauce.

Oh, it's sriracha. It's a little Sriracha bottle. That's great. And that is ass-kicking. What's another one? Is that ass-kicking as well? This is Blue Agave Sriracha. Oh, Blue Agave.

There's a letter. Oh, I can't read the name. What do you think that name says? Eric. At the bottom Yeah, could be Hi Paul and Eli This is from a recent trip to France

I thought I'd send you some of these things And here's some of that And great work Congratulations on 300 Jesus Christ Paul, I will not be blamed from all this No, I know But you don't have to store it in your house

I do get a lot of it over the years, Paul. I get a lot of it, you leaving it there. There's even more fucking records here. Show them. I'll flick through real quick. You've got to do it real quick, mate. Is there a letter? There's two letters here. There's three letters. I don't know who these belong to.

Do we want to put this episode out? Yeah, I like the shambolic. It's a rummage episode, mate. We're rummaging. Okay, we've got Jazz Gallery, Bessie Smith. I don't know what that is. She's a very early blues singer. Oh, that's nice, actually.

Oh, shit. Bessie Smith record. Rod Stewart. Olé, olá. Oh. And I'd walk a million miles for one of your goals. Oh, yeah, this is from Ben. Okay, I was cleaning up my grandfather's farm

in the back of the barn I found a pile of old vinyl records. I was going to chuck them away, but thought I'd send them to you instead. They were dusty and dirty. I've done my best to clean them, but I'm not an expert. If they're interesting, I hope you enjoy them. I've got a copy of Telstar, Joan Meek. Oh, okay. The Tornadoes.

That was the biggest hit he ever had. I've got the Art Van Damme quintet. It looks like another jazz thing, British jazz thing. The living room's a fucking tip now. It's got everything everywhere all at once. Chet Baker, ooh. Ooh, Chet Baker. Oh, that could be worth something, that one. Eight minutes left. That could be worth something, the Chet Baker. Ooh. Ooh, Chet Baker. Oh, that could be worth something, that one. Eight minutes left.

That could be worth something, the Chet Baker. Really? Yeah. Why? Is it in good nick? He's just a very, he's a cult jazzer.

Oh. I'm an occult jazzer. I've seen some plays with Bud Shank, all of these things. That's a little jazz EP. Yeah, yeah. Oh, that's nice.

Quite quickly, though. Come on, come on. That's nice. You flick through them quickly. Sinatra. Fuck him. He sounds like such an arsehole. Oh, Jerry then. Come on. That's nice. You flick through them quickly. Sinatra. Fuck him. He sounds like such an arsehole. Oh, Jerry Mulligan quartet.

It's all little jazzy piece. It all seems to be jazzy stuff, doesn't it? Mantovani. Exodus. Mrs. Mills, Mantovani. We're going through them today. Garnering. There's a tune called Deep Purple there.

Talk into the mic. Oh, there's some flexies here. Oh, there's a few flexies. The Taste of camphor. What's that even mean? He was one of these... Oh, but camphor. He's a big, easy-listening guy.

The taste of camphor, though. Just a dribble on the tongue. Can I just have a little chew on his Y-front afterwards? And his gruffin... gruffter. What did I say? His gruffter. His gruffit. His gruffin.

Camphor's Gruffit. A Graxton's Industry product. Don't. Don't. They're going to be square dancers with calls selected for children.

What are the calls? Come here. No, in a square dance. I don't know. Step forward. That's a nice label. Do-si-do. It's that shit, isn't it?

It's a lovely label. Lovely colourful label. Cricket. Cricket Records. That looks pretty. That's quite interesting. I mean, I'm not taking pictures of every single fucking thing here. Because I'm not.

I just don't want to. I have to edit it all. I'll pick some good stuff. Dave Brubeck Quartet EP with lovely artwork. That has got lovely artwork. It's a lovely illustration of a saxophone and a drum kit. Drum kit. Maybe I'll do a collected. Oh, look, that's in good nick because it's got the push-out centre still kit. Moving on. Drum kit. Maybe I'll do a collected...

Oh, look, that's in good nick because it's got the push-out centre still there. Come on, quickly. Some of these are great, man. Thank you very much for sending them in. Dave Brubeck, another one.

You should be researching the next thing. Well, I can't when you're just talking non-stop about fucking artwork on a vinyl you're not even interested in listening to. Jerry Mulligan again.

artwork on a vinyl you're not even interested in listening to. Jerry Mulligan again. Oh, Chico Hamilton on drums. And Chet Baker on trumpet. These could be... Oh, there's some things I'm not going to... I'll do that on another episode. Nice. Very nice jazz there.

Why are we going to do... Look at him. I've got a few stuff ready. Do you like this? No, no. I want to say that for another thing. I don't know all that for today. All right.

Lou Companion. Here is a book called The Lou Companion. Are You Sitting Comfortably? By Mark Lee. Oh, it's just got lots of shit in it. Nothing in there. Oh, what's this? Chocolate Bar From Hell.

Oh, they're all facts about toilets and jokes and stuff. Oh, it's just something you sit on the toilet and read, I guess. It's one of those. Read a fact out. Do you want to hear some toilet philosophy, Paul? Yeah, we've got five minutes. Confucius says, man who stand on toilet is high on pot. High on pot. Christ.

Jesus. Jesus wept. What else is in it? No, what else does Confucius say, Paul? I don't know. Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails. Right, okay. This is just the worst. Can I see a little look?

Open a random page. Right, this one. Well-to-do Roman women imported hyena feces from Africa with which to powder their faces. And did you know King James I enjoyed hunting so much that he wouldn't leave the saddle even to relieve himself. His servants had a nasty mess

to clean up at the end of the day. Oh, what an arsehole. A terrible person. Imagine that. The sign of a successful party in the 18th century wasn't the number of empties in the bin the next day,

but the number of broken chamber pots. The host would hire chamber pots for a small fee to accommodate a large number of guests and many ended up broken over the course of the night due to drunken banter. That's enough. That's enough of that, Paul. I believe it. I can fucking believe it from you in your fucking flat, mate.

Mate, Jesus Christ. Well... It's like you're building a planet. Well, that would be well over five tonnes Jesus Christ. Well. It's like you're building a planet. Well, that would be well over five tons or whatever. Right. Meet the Grown Ups

card game, Family Trivia Game. We've done that on the podcast. We've done that before. Why did you let me open it then? We're going to end

with this. It's mint on card. Oh, no, we might not end with this because it might be out of date. We've got to pick our favourite thing,

remember? Yeah, we'll do it in the next little bit. It's fine. This is it. No, we've done that. We've left it. It's just shit. It Yeah, we'll do it in the next little bit. It's fine. This is it. No, we've done that. We've left it. It's just shit.

It's just shit, isn't it? Don't worry. What's this? Cards. We've done them on the Patreon pod. Kuki Mon. Yeah, we've done it on Patreon before. We've done those cards.

We had the Garbage Pail Kids as well. We haven't done these. We have. No, because you know why, Paul? Because at the time you went, no, we haven't got time. We'll do that some other time with this. No, we've done that.

And that's why this whole box fucking exists and now you're doing it with this box so you fucking just a monster three minutes

I want to talk about these Pokemon cards you've got a six six seconds they're Pokemon cards everyone some kind of joke Pokemon thing

like garbage oh there's a dib dab you want some fucking dib dab do you I'm not having damp dib dab out of date dib dab out of date dib dab it's probably damp fucking dib dab, do you? I'm not having damp dib dab. Out of date dib dab?

Out of date dib dab's probably damp. Oh, there's some stickers. What kind of stickers? Star Wars sticker cards. Panini. Oh, Panini. Merlin, actually, not Panini. What era?

Is it like Force Awakens? Clone Wars. Oh, who gives a fuck? Mate, let's end with this. There's a toot sweet. Yeah, you blow it and you suck it. It's one of those... Shh. It's going to be one of those whistles with...

That's not actually... Don't actually lick the bit. No, it's probably inside. It's probably one of those chalk lollipops. You know, one of those... It's called a whistle. Yeah, but I'm sure the candy's inside. It's a Swiss lose one.

Yeah. So they... Do you suck that? No, that's plastic as well. Okay. So it's just a whistle. It is. It's like a sherbet.

Yeah, it's a chalky one. He's going to bite it. He's biting it into it. Yeah, it's hard, that, isn't it? And does it taste of rot? Sweet rot? Yeah, Eli's bitten into his... It's fine.

Yeah. All right, I'm used by... Do you want to eat this, then? Because we've got... Oh, that's two years out of date. We've got two minutes... 22. Yeah, good.

Let's end with this then, mate. This is called Chocolate Bar From Hell Beyond Hot. And it's a chocolate bar that's hot. When did it go out of date? I don't know. I'm going to look now, but I can't seem to find a date on it. I want a Scoville if there's a Scoville reading on it. It doesn't have a Scoville reading on it either.

Hand it here. Thank you. Two minutes left. Are you going to taste this? Yes, if it's not white. You know, if it's white chocolate or if it's brown chocolate, that's gone white.

I don't think this looks like it would even be that hot, you know? No, of course it won't. It'll be shit. Beyond hot. Yeah, well, that just... It depends.

We're used to hot food. Me and you like hot, spicy stuff. So this might not be all that much to us. I'm opening it up. He's opening up the chocolate bar from hell. Oh dear. You've left it too long, Paul.

Is it gone all grey? We're not eating it then. Oh, it's really hot. No, it's gone all white. Are you going to eat it? No. A bit of an anti-climax there. We've got a minute and 20 seconds. Goodbye, everyone. No, we've got a minute and 20 seconds. Paul, do you want to pick the favourite? Okay, you go first. We've got a minute and 20 seconds to fill. Goodbye, everyone. No, we've got a minute and 20 seconds. Paul. Do you want to pick the favourite? Okay, you go first. Right, we've got

one minute and 10 seconds. I'm gonna go with... Hmm. I might... Out of all of this, I think I might go with the... Hmm. I don't know. I don't know. It's all shit.

Oh, fuck's sake, sake Paul the Wombles that's not what you think at all no you know what my first instinct actually genuinely was it was the

Toons cassette the cassette full of cartoon music I like the idea of that fine yeah catch the pigeon you know Paul

you were like we're going to pick everything up the shit pile the good pile and then we'll pick our favourite and by the end you're just like all of this shit

we should do some other time, fuck it, your heart has gone out. I think everyone can pick up on that. Whereas I've enjoyed a glut of treats. A glut of treats from our listeners, Paul, and you've been acting like a spoiled brat. I've not been a spoiled brat.

You're all fucking... What's your favourite thing then? I like those records. A big stack of records. It's too much, I can I like those records. I mean, I like records. A big stack of records. It's too much. I can't decide. Well, you've got 14 seconds.

Sriracha. Eight, seven, six, five. It's that Chet Baker record. Right. The Chet Baker record is the best. The end of the show. Bye-bye. the show.

Bye-bye. And that's the end of Cheap Show. My living room's a fucking mess. No, I thought that was the end. They're just then. I wasn't there, was it? I had to do a bit of admin so we're going to do the admin now.

Well, you lied and you haven't said sorry for it. I'm sorry, dear listener, for leading you up the garden path by thinking that this episode was over but no, we've got to do some admin so we're doing some admin now.

You could have started, Paul, this bit by saying, not really, and then it would have flowed. You just acted like that hadn't happened. Oh, not really. You're like some of these bad films. You're like some of these bad dreams I have in my head stalking me in your little nightie. I don't. Eli and his

nightie stalking me. Have I ever appeared in one of your dreams? Yes. And I will not be elaborating further right so eli's best thing was the chet baker record it wasn't really i couldn't i reckon it was the wumbles one yeah the best reaction to that okay yeah yeah and i like the cassette one because i like that kind of shit and it reminded me of my childhood when i had the cd of it so there are favorite things from the box and my living room's a mess and i've got to take all these pictures and what the fuck oh what's I just very briefly mention

four tiny Scooby-Doo stickers. Where do they come from? They're in the same box as the Star Wars. It's Merlin, can I ask as well? Are they a big competitor to Panini? I'm going to presume they were, yes.

Have you ever heard of them? Never. Beyond my time, I was never into that kind of stuff anyway as a kid. I like these little stickers and I'll be having those. Thank you everyone

for sending stuff. We do get round to it. Sometimes Paul's in a better place. Not often. But he wanted, he made an effort to get through

all of this stuff and talk about it. And we burnt through a load of it. Okay, Paul. So let's make peace. We can start afresh. That was all lovely.

Thank you. We're going to take those rations hopefully and do it on a camping episode. Episode 370 is now a clean slate. Everything ahead of us is brand new and not lingering. To anyone who sent stuff who didn't get a shout-out over the years, this hopefully counts.

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These are Lay's and I bought them in Harrow bus station. Okay. In an Asian shop there. Yeah. And these are indeed from Lay's India. I can see it says on the back PepsiCo India Holdings. And you know they have

different variations of different flavours. These are called Lay's American Style Cream and Onion Flavour Crisps. Cream and Onions. So it's Cream and Onion

the American version. They mean sour cream don't they? Why is there cheese? There's a picture of Swiss cheese and onion and some cream. Yeah.

Some sour cream. Come on, open it up. I want to get some. I actually want to eat something that's in date today. These are bought today. They're fresh. Let's open it normally. Why open it that way?

Because I'm having a snafnof. Oh, they smell delicious. These are ridged, by the way, everyone. For your pleasure, in your mouth. These are going to be good. I love that flavour profile. Oh, yeah. I like this.

It's a nice flavour profile. Yeah, sour cream. Yeah, I like it. Sour cream and ch profile. Yeah, sour cream. Yeah, I like it. Sour cream and chive, isn't it, really? That's nice. Now I've got to fucking chew this. Well, what a wacky high-energy episode of Cheap Show that was. We both threw a box of

garbage and had a good rubbage and gruff it. Right, any final thoughts, Eli? Have you got any more of those samples from Graxton? Yeah I can get some of the box around the back

The pant poultice ones No I've got the tea tree poultice I don't want those I want the tea tree and the lemonade I want the deodorizer No I've got none

of them left then You took them all I think they're called the men's No but you took them all Men's discretion range Yeah and you've taken them all

You've had your full discretion Yeah I know I full discretion yeah I know I smoke them yeah I know you do you're not meant you're meant to rub them on your gruff here

right see you next week everyone bye everyone love you love everyone Right. I don't know where I put that little bit of plastic in the house, fortunately. Fuck me.