Chilluminati Podcast - MidWeek Mini - Complaining About the "Alien" Mummies

Episode Date: October 17, 2024

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That wouldn't be me. That's the name of this mini-zone. Yeah, I like it. Can I go first? Because mine is so stupid. Oh, sure. Yeah, I like it. Can I go first because mine is so stupid? Oh, sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do it up. Do it up. I got an article here from thedailymail.co.uk. Wow. Okay, already good. Already great.

This is a story that is not... ...real for the Daily Mail to run. Okay? Okay. Here's the headline. And then I'll read some select bits. Goldie Hawn's alien encounter, actress 77, her age, noted in the headline, claims an extraterrestrial once, quote, touched her all caps face, it felt like quote the finger of God as she recalls moment She found herself surrounded by three other worldly beings Okay, I'm in I'm very nervous. Are you guys ready for this tale already?

She apparently was on a show that I did not know existed before this as a guest appearance called Time to Walk which is on Apple Fitness Plus Yes So I don't even know Oh is this like one of those things where you're supposed to listen to it while you're walking? I think that's the one I think it's like yeah I think it's like if you want to walk we can join us on a walk It will give you some balanced... Who's the host? Who got the cushiest job in entertainment? Right? Time to walk on Apple Fitness? Alright, let's see

I'm looking it up right now. Yeah, why is it always someone like Maria Manunos? You know what I mean? No, it's not is it? The safety? It's always something like that Can walk with award-winning actress Gina Rodriguez Gina Rodriguez? Wait. Oh, hold on, never mind. It's a whole thing. So it features Alisa Keys, Jennifer Lopez, Lady Gaga. Each one's like a different time to walk, I guess.

Okay. Got you. All right, so this is like a product. All right, we're getting too far down the rabbit hole here all right You know what don't go get it. It's trash Apple's Apple's the worst don't buy that stuff. I don't even know what their stupid phones Not it did cancel. I do the problem with John Stewart, which is frustrating.

I know he walked away because he's smart man and Apple. Yeah, because they were going to be like, you can't talk about China like that. And he's like, oh, fuck yourself. Yeah. Smart man. Smart man. So she was talking about how she came face to face with

an alien, which is a wish that she had. But that was granted 50 years ago when she was in her 20s, and she was a dancer, and she ran into these aliens. This is extremely detailed. It's already detailed as all the ghost stories from the Bridgewater Triangle episode. Here's the quotes. Here we go. That was a time when, you know, there was a lot of UFO sightings. I remember this so clearly.

I went outside my door and I sat on the little ledge and I looked up at the dark sky. I saw all these stars and all I could think of was, how far does this go? How little are we? Are we the only planet in the whole wide universe that has life on it? She's having one of the three pre-required thoughts you're supposed to have when you start smoking weed. Yeah. Yeah I said I know you're out there. I know we're not alone and I would like to meet you one day So that's that's the quote. That's what I'm doing tonight boys. Yes, what I'm doing tonight. Do this you should go aside I will keep my clothes on I will calmly say you know what the fact that you have to say that

Explains a lot why aliens don't visit you I'm just gonna be like I know you're out there. You're too needy the aliens are like oh Really want to meet you one day, and let's see what happens. Hmm No continue Alex. Okay, so She was she put the vibe out there four months later She was sitting alone in a friend's vehicle and she said she heard quote high-pitched sounds in her ears She couldn't move and

Then three strange strange life forms came, like appeared in front of her. She describes them as triangle shaped heads, no ears, slash for a mouth. She was about to take a nap. And she yelled up to the sky that she wanted to meet an alien. And they showed up in a high-pitched way. Quote, they were silver in color, slash for a mouth, tiny little nose, no ears. They were pointing at me, pointing at me in the car as if they were discussing me like I was a subject and they were droning. I was paralyzed and I thought, oh my God, I want to get up.

I didn't know if it was real or not real. And then she said that when they touched her face, it was loving, it was filled with light. She said, it felt like the finger of God. It was the most benevolent, loving feeling. This was powerful. It was filled with light. It was like bursting out of a force field. And she said that it was the impetus for a lifelong fascination with space, and that she went back years later to visit some crop circles,

and she had a dream the night before she got there. And the quote is that she said, I was looking over a valley and saw six lights came up over the mountain. We got to the spot next day, and by God, I was standing on this hill, looking down over a valley that was dark. That was exactly the spot in my dream. And then that when she got there, that there was a crop circle the night before, and then she said, we can never lose our wonder. It's just no fun. It's really an important aspect of being an adventurer where nothing is impossible.

That sounds like she's about to go on a green stone journey. Yeah. So I just want to clarify. This is Goldie Hawn. Yes. Yeah. Hollywood actress Goldie Hawn, who in the 70s and 80s was known for doing lots of drugs She yeah, she claims to be against drugs now for the reason that she did a lot of drugs She's got to try them all in the 70s and 80s like plates of cork of cocaine But I say cork cane, but that's that's even worse

cork cane cork cane Alright, put it out there. She did a lot of drugs. Look, but this was before, she was just a dancer at this time. She wasn't even rich. Right, dancers in Hollywood notoriously don't do drugs. Yeah, they're super clean. I have many friends who were dancers in Hollywood.

They never did drugs. In fact, they're clean. And as a comedian who worked in Los Angeles for many years. I never saw anyone Down drink a beer never once this town. It's a dry community. Mm-hmm Sun downtown well, that's not what a sundown town is. I don't know what it It's a sundown town, baby Not even sure what that is actually Robert Downey Jr. Didn't become the most successful actor until he quit drugs. That's true. He was Ironman true

I'm gonna take it from there because this is also alien related So hey, no, this is more like an update, right? We've had member the skiff meetings got denied and all the stuff and you know chaos chaos chaos in our you know Congress for Yeah, way too long, but the so apparently in our Congress for way too long. But so apparently, quietly, the skiff meetings have been approved and they've had multiple different skiff meetings with different parts of the government. And today, the very first one with the DOD occurred. Now, people got really excited because like, oh my God, finally the DOD is going to be able to say something.

The DOD is not who we're looking at to get answers. They really they even go out after the skiff meeting and said, quote, the Department of Defense Office of Inspector General is not responsible for determining the classification of the information or oversight work, nor do we determine the level of security clearances for congressional leaders. The DODO IG is committed to being as transparent and communicative as possible with our congressional leaders and welcome any further opportunity to discuss our work. Aka we can't declassify these things. We're not the ones doing it.

So whatever you're looking at of us, we can't give you more or less. We also learned that Tim Bershett coming out said they learned nothing new in that skiff meeting at all. The only interesting thing that came out was another rep who was in there, representative Eric Burleson, came out and he simply said, what it appears to be is somebody has discovered something, some advanced form of propulsion or technology that may actually change all of our lives. End quote. That's what he came out of the skiff meeting saying today.

Did not elaborate. What? Did not elaborate. Don't know what that means. The most cryptic thing that I've ever heard in my life. I. Yeah. Yeah. It appears somebody it appears to be what it appears to be is

somebody has discovered something some advanced form of propulsion or technology that may actually change all of our lives. That doesn't sound to be told reporters today leaving the skiff meeting That doesn't sound like anything Literally just like a bunch of nonsense like a vague word slapped together to give you nothing I'm interested what they wanted to say that they weren't allowed to say like why call the skiff? I think it's the opposite I think it was a nothing and they said a thing to make it seem like something happened But we still have

More skiff meetings coming one more with like the IC or something have to look at it's like a different part of the intelligence branch And some other things basically like people think he slipped up when he said that he wasn't supposed to say that and he's like gonna Be in trouble or something. I don't know why they believe that he's not supposed to say that out of his mouth I Don't know. Yeah, I don't like somebody's yeah, it's weird Somebody has something that some way in somehow shape change might change things in my hands up And people are connecting this do you remember back in waiting WikiLeaks came out with all those emails John Podesta and all that stuff came Out with all those emails or a lot of UFO emails in there. Right. They kind of connected to I don't know why, but they connected to the email from January of that year where Mitchell asked for an urgent meeting with Podesta

about disclosure and zero point energy and promised that a colleague named Terry Mansfield would quote bring us up to date on the Vatican's awareness of ETI, continuing to say, quote, Remember, our nonviolent ETI from the contiguous universe are helping us bring zero point energy to Earth. That was from what somebody told Podesta. Mitchell told Podesta specifically. Yeah, this is all from government leaked emails. This is like all shit that got leaked out.

The reference of ETI extraterrestrial intelligence, obviously set off alarm bells, they can tell Podesta they will not tolerate any forms of military violence on earth or in space whatever fuck that means in the meeting with Podesta The meeting with the pedestrian never end up taking place Dr.. Mitchell in Podesta, which was the like Hillary Clinton tolerate violence. Yeah, the aliens do not tolerate violence Yeah, yeah, it's Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's weird. It's like, I don't know why they connected to it because there's really nothing here that really speaks about it.

The only thing that they're connecting it from is the zero point energy. And they think that like maybe that's what he's discussing. The zero point energy thing is what he's discussing. He says they discovered something that will change how we, I don't know. I don't fucking know. It was a bunch of nothing that came out. Everybody like needs to know the skiff meaning that happened today that really nobody knew about Nothing came of it even Timbers Elon Musk car like I'm fine with it. I'll buy a zero point energy. Yeah, I don't want to yeah

Gravity shifting Freeway conveyance that gets me to work faster. I'll buy it. I mean honestly this planet needs a shakeup We need something to come along and just rattle it because I'm we need to go for it. I'm tired of it I'm tired of addition. Yeah, I'm tired of being stuck in this this same fucking mentality We're all staying for yeah time for DLC. Yeah, give us a little you know what yeah patch it If it doesn't work, I don't know maybe earth know what? Patch it. Let's move on. If it doesn't work, maybe earth 2. Bring on Phantom Liberty. Let's go.

Earth 2.0. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just update it. Give us a patch. Idris Elba. Let's bring him out. Let's get him involved. You know what?

We need Idris. Yeah. Alex, wrap us up. What do you have? I already did. Jesse is Alex now. I meant Jesse. I meant Jesse. Yeah. Listen, you're both from Germany. You're Eric and Laufenstein I'm not fucking absolutely by the way speaking of Germany. Do you know that Hitler?

Did not subscribe ever to the Chulamnadi podcast patreon so if you don't want to be like Hitler You're probably shit. I can't blow my mind. You just blew my mind Wow, a bunch of Hitler likes are listening to this podcast. Yes, I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. All these people listening, not Hitler. Not Hitler. You guys are doing great. You're not Hitler. Hell yeah. We love you non-Hitler people. Hell yeah. Are you non-Hitlers? And if you come to our live show, buy proxy or non-Hitler too. So the BBC put out a really fun article that I absolutely love. I think it's supposed to be in preparation for the new season of Doctor Who which I guess is like three episodes of

Tenet, I guess is the vibe anyway it starts with this idea of humanity's concept of aliens and more importantly how it's changed throughout the years and The TV era and what that's done to it and before that and I thought it was really fun. I want to walk this, you know through with you guys. It's amazing aliens today I didn't know where this is a surprise that we all brought something alien. Yeah

Yeah, so we all know Betty and Barney Hill read the story captured the imagination of the public The first major bar bar had bumps that hurt around his wiener. That's yeah Yeah, and soon after a lot more talk about alien abduction occurred but it also sparked Hollywood's love affair with it and According to the hills accounts right the creatures they met were you know oversized heads and wide eyes and gray skin And little slip mouths and all that thing the couple had essentially invented this archetype of like archetypal sci-fi alien movie creature, right? And the

best part is, is it fit really well with being able to put a man in a suit, right? And so in Hollywood, they could easily just fit a man into a suit make him look like the little alien gray thing And that is what we've been fed ever since then Every movie everything we see most the aliens there's always this you know They have even on Star Trek or Star Wars almost everything is on two legs and is human in some shape or form Yeah, Star Trek famously so. Yeah, I remember the episode of Star Trek, The Next Generation where they go out of their way

to describe why everybody is a humanoid in the world. There's a whole fucking episode about that shit. And it's fascinating because in a universe of multiple ways that people can evolve, why they are like bipedal, humanoid looking things is insane, right? And you figure, well figure well they wouldn't be there's no way They would be and culturally we've been fed a lot of that because of mass media But before that it was not the case and it's amazing. No we've talked about some of that stuff

It's crazy some of the early alien stuff. Well. I've got images, and it's great. So already 7 Some of the early alien well, I've got images and it's great. Sorry 7 Just a map. It's 1887. We are fully cow boy invention of sliced bread Before the invention of like ice cream pops before the invention of the term teenager Yeah science fiction author Joseph on re or Yeah. Science fiction author Joseph Henri-Horan Buix. Jeez, you good?

Set pen to paper in his office and imagined a place called Les Époux-Rous. Don't know how to pronounce that, but that's how I think it's pronounced. A book set on Earth, thousand years before the ancient Mesopotamian cities of Nineveh and Babylon were founded. In this book, it starts this dreamlike encounter in a forest clearing where a nomadic tribe of people are looking for somewhere to rest. And one night they stumble upon these things that are translated to as the shapes. They are these bizarre geometric creatures resembling bluish transparent cones with their point facing upwards. Each was around half the size of a human with some stripey markings and dazzling, you know,

like a star in its core that, um, it's very weird to describe. The creatures are considered among the first non-humanoid aliens in science fiction, which essentially leads to a cautionary tale about, you know, meeting an unfamiliar other and spoiler alert, after which they fight and they kill off these shaped creatures and it's an allegory, right? But I want to show you these shaped creatures because they're fascinating. At the time, you can imagine this dude was obsessed with sort of geometric shapes and so the aliens became these wacky geometric shapes.

Wild. Super fascinating stuff. That's like what I was talking about with Santel one time pretty much is like that type of idea of just like what kind of everybody kind of getting what they are looking for. You know what I mean? Yeah, that's exactly where I was going to go too because if you go back into the 1800s and look at what is considered UFO sightings, a lot getting what they are looking for. You know what I mean? Yeah. Oh, that's exactly where I was going to go to. Because if you go back into the 1800s and look at what is considered UFO sightings, a lot of what they were seeing in the sky was like ships. And I mean, like boat kind of style ships like in the sky or weird, weird hot air balloon ask things that looked kind of like a hot air balloon and then men in like that furry monkey men in like weird strange like coveralls would come out

and stuff like that. And it's interesting if you look at it from the other side of like, if this is partially coming out of our own consciousness and we're kind of withdrawing out things that we're familiar with or they're using that as a way to like be familiar when UFOs became the little grays and the things like UFOs became like the worldwide Accepted understanding of them. It's interesting that that's we know perception change and I wonder if it's like the consciousness of humanity playing into

Whatever it is To be like we're more accepting of certain things Yeah, like we suddenly see I mean even if grays are real the idea that people are willing to buy into it because they look Human they can be totally fake but the concept of like well that's what subconsciously we see a great example is I'm not looking at anything. They could just be amorphous energy. Yeah. Yeah in 1912 a Story called the princess a princess of Mars had the green men of thrac and this is what the green Wrack like well, that's really cool 1912 love these guys. Oh

That they're awesome basically like they look like you would fight them Yeah, so the last dudes were like jello dudes These dudes are like if they had stretch Armstrong's on Mars, like pretty much what they look like. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Another another great one that I absolutely love is in a 1937 book called The Star Maker. We were introduced to a sentient godlike star. And this is what it looked like. And I absolutely love the idea. star. And this is what it looked like. And I absolutely love the idea because then you have to think in 1930s, they had this idea of consciousness and what was going on in the human mind. And this thing is literally a face with a star.

And we still it's so funny because I saw this in my toilet bowl one time when I was tripping on hubby bars. That's cool. That in 2023, we still struggle to understand consciousness in any real form. Like we don't really we have guesses, you know, but there's that idea of like, a lot of scientific study goes into consciousness being transmitted, right? Our brains are transmitters of consciousness, creators generate consciousness. What if our brains are receptors of consciousness? What if our brains are antenna and not a generator of sorts?

It's true. And we're pulling in. We don't know, again, we have no idea. But that picture with a fucking human skull, but the whole face is missing It's just space and a giant like crystallized. It's creepy. It's fucking I mean love I want to use that in a D&D camp The second one that you sent kind of looks kind of

Traditionally alien II like a little little bit that you can definitely see a little tradition. You got the antennae, the green skin. It's also very John Carter, right? Like it's very nice. But it looks almost like, like sort of like psychedelic to a modern eye as well. Like these things haven't ceased to be psychedelic to us yet, which is kind of interesting for how old they are, that like it's such an unexplored frontier

that the same kind of trippy shit is still kind of wild to us in a lot of ways. I think people have a hard time, and fairly so, because your brain doesn't know what's happening. The nuts and bolts, the physical explanation of aliens is easier, I think, for the mind to wrap around and be like, they're from another place, they evolved like we did, They made vehicles like we did.

And then they just further ahead and they came here rather than the opposite of like what's space man? What's that space? Do you think that thought process of like new concepts that pumps out stuff like this? So a great example is evolution, a concept that we just take for granted was new at one point. And because of that new concept, it tripped people out and it got people thinking, okay, if we evolved on this planet from apes, maybe on another planet, something evolved from something else. And that leads us to this, which is straight up just a literal bug person from the books in First Men on the Moon.

This fucking rules. Yeah, a bug person with a bird, beaks, and skull. The best thing about this guy is like you looking at him on the on the background he looks huge because of all the craters and stuff around him. But like when you look at him next to the person he's just like a little dude. He's just like a little bug man I mean, that's a logical next step to think is like, okay Well, how would other things would have evolved if they were the dominant species?

Yeah, and what's great about that is as we go back and forth through these images You can tell what people were thinking at the time So again the the bug man that's 1901 The dude who kind of looks like an orc, but with multiple arms, 1912. The geometric peoples, that's 1888, right? But then the sentient star man, that's 1937. And again, in 1934, another totally out there, totally insane thing is this guy.

Again concepts are changing and what people view as what could possibly be out there. This thing's my favorite. It's just a pumpkin with legs. It's like a pumpkin and a half decayed flamingo jammed in the middle of it. It's absolutely crazy looking. And it's this kind of stuff that people were obsessed with until the mid 20th century, when Hollywood basically took over all these concepts and created what aliens were and what we all kind of would agree aliens were. And it's because of things like ET and

close encounters and that kind of stuff that everyone has a mental image of an alien or X files or whatever. It's the graze is this. So a lot of what people see or they think they see in the night is based off of what they've seen in a movie or seen on TV. And so the interesting part about this, the part that I love, and we actually talked about it for about 0.2 seconds. Alex mentioned this in our actual real, was that all of that is changing again. Because of technology in recent years, the last 10 years, the idea of what aliens

could be has changed because of movies like Arrival, which it's not Little Grey Man, it's some weird-ass creature that does weird-ass symbols, and we're like, damn, aliens could be anything, and now we're starting to shift back that way again, and I think that's super fun. Or how about these guys are aliens, but those other guys are interdimensional beings I? Mean it could be both too right it could always be nuts and bolts and in both the same thing I like I like how it's like that that idea of aliens is shifting along with discoveries within quantum science for instance It's just like it's all like it always seems to boil back down to what is reality

You know, it always that that baseline Question and that means what is reality and more importantly, what is our place in it, right? That's the thing. I always care about It's what every human asks themselves and we're just like man answers would be good and we all like are reaching to the stars Because the stars is the one place that has answers of some sort Yeah, and who knows what we're not even seeing? We've said this before, too, but ticks evolved to have like two separate or three separate senses, pressure, heat and like carbon monoxide or whatever.

But they're fine. That's where evolution led them. And they're able to thrive as an insect or essentially we evolved with six senses. Maybe that's all we need. Maybe it's all we need to get to. Trim can see in colors that we don't even know exist. Literally. Exactly. Like, who knows?

But what we evolved via nature was just what we needed to survive in our particular style of reality for whatever that made me. Who knows what we're not seeing? It's fascinating. I love that shit. I love old timey UFO stuff. The stuff they saw back then, too.

It's like fucking weirdest, weirdest shit. I love it. Well that's it for us here at the Chiluminati mini-soad. We'll be back next week with another one. Thank you all for your support. Again, if you are over at Patreon already, go check for the show you should have. One sitting there waiting for you.

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and... I'm gonna go to sleep and tired, man. I'm tired. And... And... and... and... I'm gonna go to sleep and tired man. I'm tired Look in the mini so 150 something uh Yeah, I don't know man. I don't know what episode it is 156 me. That's okay, man gave up all right I usually look at a foreign. I forgot is forgot. I'm too consumed I don't know if you boys have heard I'll start it out. We have the orca wars have begun Yo, they finally risen up against us again. Yes, they have been and continue to do so

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He's the only good one. Rush hour. What? Whoa. I mean, that is a call. All right. That's the topic for today. I mean, yeah. So I don't know if you've heard boys, but over the past few

months, Orcas have been attacking human boats for like the very first time. And again, yesterday, it happens as a pod of orcas has sunk a yacht in the Strait of Gibraltar for 45 minutes. I love this. The 45 minutes, the crew of the Grazi Mama felt like they were under the Grazi Mama. Grazi Mama. Grazi. G.R.A. Grazi Mama. Okay. Thank you, mommy. This yacht was called Thank You, Mommy. Yeah. Yeah. The Gratzi, Mama. A pod of orcas. Thank you, mommy. Thank you, mama. A pod

of orcas zeroed in on the yacht's rudder as it made its way through the straits of Gibraltar and rammed it repeatedly, causing major damage and leakage, according to the company that operated the boat. Rescuers were able to save the crew and return them safely to the port of Tanger Med on the coast of Morocco but their vessel sank into the sea so they lost the boat and then they go on to say the yacht was the most wonderful thing in maritime sailing for all of us read a statement posted on Facebook by Morsky Mile the Warsaw based touring company that operated the boat very good memories will be transferred to Grazi mama to love of the sea always wins and friendships remain with us was that done

with Google Translate this is just NPR this is just on his wild NPR yeah appreciate it NPR so this like said, what they believe is actually happening is that there's one orca in there that had early like trauma with a, with a boat of some sort and there's passed that along and like is like taught them to fight. Like this is an enemy. Here's how you destroy it. Yes, literally. And we know orcas do things. They teach things to each other. They have names for each other. They have like a fucking language. They speak to each other I I always think of that time where there was a month where orcas and only female orcas were wearing a salmon on their head as

Like what yeah like a scientist only describe as like a fashion. Yeah like a fashion trend like it was fun So they yeah orcas this is like the fourth or fifth boat that I've read that's been attacked by orcas in the past six to Six months to a year or so um and these are just picking up in in frequency So just watch out for orcas all you it's stupidly rich exceedingly rich billionaires and millionaires Question today is it? When you say yacht do you mean engine based yacht or sail based yacht? the engineers. Question, do I don't know. It's a sailing boat. It's got big old sails on it. Oh, wow. Okay. But maybe

it's big enough that it has engines. I don't know. That's very, I guess just boats in general. It detected, it saw its rudder but I mean, I don't see like an engine on the back of this thing in what pictures I can see. Um no, it's not one

of those big double decker yachts. It's one of those like big sails kind of just like a a once floor like yacht boat thing. Yeah, and it just I don't know they got fucking crushed. They got sunk the boat. But don't worry. Yeah, see, gratsi mama too is coming for revenge. Well thank God.

That's all I got. I got orcas are attacking because I don't want to talk about the state of the alien things right now. Fucking Kirkpatrick is being removed from the AARO. It got revealed that he had ties to Patel that might actually still be like, they might still be under their payroll. Like all kinds of shit that just came out about Kirkpatrick and now suddenly he's being removed as the leader of the AARO.

Also, over on Reddit really quickly, this isn't my topic, but speaking of aliens, over on Reddit last night I was you know scrolling through reddit and I saw I think was under the UFO section Maybe where everyone was freaking out because in Peru they did that research so they were like We're gonna examine what these mummies are and they came back with it's not human remains and everyone's losing their mind like see It's evidence. It was like yo that is yeah Chicken yeah, it could be animal remains. Oh god Just let the nuts like the the nascar mummies like just let them go They come from a man who is like built a career on scamming people. It's cake, bro. Yeah. Yeah, it's just cake

It just it's ancient. I've got an ancient. I've got some ancient cake for you. Actually if you're interested I am interested in some so Here's the deal everybody knows about the great sphinx of Giza, right? Everybody knows when I when I say great sphinx of Giza you see the image of this thing. Where are you going with this? so This thing is like I don't know. It's very famous, but I don't think that many people know It's very famous, but I don't think that many people know exactly or if there may not even be a consensus on the actual purpose of this thing existing, right? Like we there's guesses of different things that it could be right, but nobody really knows that people say maybe it's a guardian of the pyramid or something like that. I don't know, or no very, you know, over the years, there's been very different theories about what it is and why it's there. But actually, there is a new theory that's not so mystical about the origin of the Sphinx. And I guess in the end, it's still got a like a spiritual element

to it in some way, probably. But according to New York University, there is a new origin story that evolves that just involves erosion. And basically, Leif Ristroff, who's an associate professor at NYU, says, quote, Our laboratory experiments showed that surprisingly, Sphinx-like shapes can, in fact, come from materials being eroded by fast flows. And so they made like clay versions of these rock formations and use water and like washed these things and they end up as these shapes that are like formations that go in the desert that are called yardang. So I'm going to first I'm going to show you a picture of the great Sphinx. So you can give everybody a Sphinx wasn't a Sphinx to begin with. Well, just yeah. So check this out. So check out the first check out the Sphinx. So you can give everybody. Sphinx wasn't a Sphinx to begin with.

Well, just yeah. So check this out. So check out the first check out the Sphinx. Yeah. Yeah, I see it. Everybody's seen this, but just in case maybe just give the people a little maybe it was like a sculptor saw something in the body body of a lion head of a man. It's entirely thanks has riddles. Guardians of various things. Yeah. So here's, um, this, uh, other image of what the kind of formations were these yardings. Okay. That were just naturally created using erosion in the desert. And I can see it as being like the founding block, like the first they call into it as opposed to like built it from nothing. It's like you're maybe it was already some kind of religious object in in times past,

just because it looked, you know, kind of in the way that a constellation gains some sort of significance, religious significance by just kind of having a natural appearance of something like maybe this started as that and then they kind of ran with it and kind of like made it into a big icon instead, you know what I mean? Like almost like Mount Rushmore or something. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. That's very plausible. I can see that being, I mean, I'm not a scientist. I ain't no scientist, but I, it seems as plausible as them building it themselves. Like I can definitely see it would probably save a lot. Yeah. So, so basically, so basically the harder the, uh, the resistant material resistant material, the harder the material became,

the head of the lion and many other features like the undercut neck, paws laid out in front of the ground and arched back just naturally developed, like the actual shape of an entire thing. Wait, so the paws weren't paws before? There was extensions of rock that went out like the paws do but they like you know maybe saw the rock formation and said that's like a sphinx laying down like a sculptor would yeah and then the sculptor saw that and chiseled it out of the naturally occurring rock formation is kind of the theory but it's clearly stacks of bricks I'm looking

at the image well the they definitely like added to it and built onto it. But they're saying that what was there before was maybe some sort of natural formation that they then like long, long ago. And then I guess in theory that could work considering the you kind of know what I'm saying, right? As a whole would be much older, right? Yeah. So kind of statueizing it as they go. Right? Yeah. Throughout the throughout 2000 years of history. Yeah, I guess. Built around an existing kind of base. Yeah, I guess. Yeah. So I don't know. So it's kind of interesting. It's kind of like a history's mysteries type thing. And it kind of, uh, I like it because it's just like a little

mysterious element of these yard gangs being kind of mystical looking and kind of Sphinx like on their own. And the idea that the sphinx is naturally occurring in the desert is kind of exciting to me. I don't know. Kind of exciting. That's what I got. Well, speaking of kind of exciting gentlemen, I don't know if you're aware of this, but earlier this year on the BBC, on BBC four, they had a program called. I think BBC's are there. Yeti. BBC one through four. But then there's ITV and they got them all. They got

them all over there. Um it was a show called Yeti in which Andrew Benfield and Richard Horsey traveled to India, Nepal, Myanmar, and Bhutan in search of this mysterious hairy cryptid. Um similar to this podcast, Benfield was a believer through and through

and horsey was a skeptic and he wanted to take him there to meet the locals and to get their real accounts and like prove to him that it was real. And he said, if I could convince Richard, I knew I was onto something. And so during the show, while they were out there trying to find the Yeti, they, they didn't find one show, while they were out there trying to find a Yeti, they they didn't find one obviously but they did retrieve what they believe to

be physical evidence in the form of hair and they submitted it for DNA analysis and several months later, now we finally have our results. I'm gonna guess it's just an animal. It is in fact horse hair. Yep. Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyy yyyyyyyyy yyyyy yyyyy yyy yyy yyy yyy yyy yyy yyy yyy yyy know if it physically exists or not. It's the role that it plays in their world. What? I'm

allergic to. Bullshit. Yeti here. Anyway, you certainly respect local people's knowledge. When they're up there and living it, said Benfield, who am I to question these people? They're out there every day. So love that once again, no real evidence love that love when they weigh in with the, with the big guns like that.

Like that we'd in the, in the, in the yeti world or the Sasquatch adjacent world, we don't know if we could just, we don't even have like government camera footage of a yeti. All right. Like we need to at least some sort of baseline because the best thing we have Can still be described as a man got bored and went to buy a costume to fuck with the people on the train Because I still think that's like some of the best villas of footage we have I want to ask you a question because I've been Thinking about this for like I don't know five minutes, but for me. That's a lifetime um You know how Lately with UFOs with all these different things it's like okay so the government

has this information the government has this and what the government did this when did all these people start trusting the government to give them correct information oh yeah no I know it's a it's one of the big cut like uh fallacies of this whole world is that exact thing that like there's the good, there's like the, there's like the government guys that are like just in charge and working behind the scenes and holding it down all the time. But also everything's like a plot by the government. And it just, it just rends right open the, the, the whole thing. Yeah. The more you think about the more you're like, and it's the same thing we talked about before.

It's like, if the aliens are working with the government then why would the aliens? Have tech that the government's trying to like to steal away, you know There's like so many fallacies and the whole thing. We're just like it. I don't I don't know how you know, like well big foot's real but also We have we have no evidence but that's because the government is hiding it from us But also, you know, like, it's just like... God, if the government is going out of their way to hide Bigfoot evidence from us, what's our funding doing in that fucking government system? Get it out. That's insane. I don't think they're hiding cryptids from us. I hope not.

I would, if anything, I would hope that's the one thing they are hiding, because... That's cryptids? Yes, because I feel like if we the public ever discovered they were real we'd hunt them to extinction people would go out there and actively try to kill cryptids and I feel like that's the one thing the government's doing like you're hiding supercobra I'm fine yeah you wouldn't think that would happen but that's exactly what would fucking right very first thing they did in skinwalker ranch when the big wolf showed up was get their gun and shoot at it. So

Of course they'd kill they'd kill whatever they could so I'm fine with the government hiding that that's all right Listen aliens if they're here. They're probably just fucking observing us and watching us and the government has no idea what they are either That's the most realistic. It's fucked up and it's exhausting, but it's true and it's also meaningless. It sucks Just like this mini so meaningless and it sucks. Thank you guys Hanging out with us back next week with another mini-soap after our someone the son of Sam part two which I'm excited to finish up And then maybe we'll have some alien news next week. I don't know maybe brush got his clearances back I know he got his clearances back like he fought for them. They took him away. They got him back He has a skiff meeting again scheduled. Yep. We'll see. I don't know with Kirkpatrick being removed. It's Happening next week next week. Okay. Thank you so much everybody. We love it. Goodbye. Bye