Chilluminati Podcast - Midweek Mini - Norway UAPs

Episode Date: December 4, 2024

Minisodes 171 and 172 UAPs in Norway!? MERCH - http://www.theyetee.com/collections/chilluminati Special thanks to our sponsors this episode - All you lovely people at Patreon! HTTP://PATREON.COM/CHILLUMINATIPOD Jesse Cox - http://www.youtube.com/jessecox Alex Faciane - http://www.youtube.com/user/superbeardbros Editor - DeanCutty http://www.twitter.com/deancutty Art Commissioned by - http://www.mollyheadycarroll.com

MUSIC Hello, my love. Welcome to another mini-sode right here on the Shalumanati Patreon. Alex is still going. He's still, he's in, he's lost. Jesse is disgusted. As always, it's raining over there in LA. So the boys are both feeling rainy sleepy. You know, it's raining man. It's weird over here.

What's been raining for like five years? It feels like we've like crossed into another timeline where it's raining in LA. It's just wild because I think probably since Jesse moved here, there was like a drought. Like, wait, how did you move to LA? Jesse 2012. Yeah, it's a big ass drought for years and years. Now it like rains all the time and they said that there's Like, genuinely. When did you move to LA, Jesse? 2012.

It's a big ass drought for years and years. Now it rains all the time and they said there's not going to be a drought for like two years at least, which is crazy. I also heard climate scientists saying that it's going to be like Seattle here soon which kind of freaks me out. So I don't know.

Welcome to the Minnesota everybody. That's what you got for today? No, no, I got this's a bummer. I don't know. Well, here's what I got. Welcome to the mini-soad, everybody. That's what you got for today? No, no, I got this for you right here. Okay. All right. You want to start us off then? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Check this out.

High strangeness on Reddit. UFO filmed in Northern Carolina with a rather toxic comment section. First of all, let's just look at the video clip. It's in slow motion. The OP put it here. I guess they were filming some birds around a tree and about halfway through the clip there's a big fast moving thing that you can see because of how many I see how much distance it covers as the frame you know there's 24 frames in a second so you can just

imagine how fast it's moving you see it for literally six frames I counter amount you see the thing zip through the middle for six frames. So if you see it, it's basically like a thing like zips through a group of birds. And there's a couple of big thoughts about this in the comments. One of them is that it's a bird with its wings tucked in. That's like in the mix.

I don't think that if it is a bird that it's anywhere near whatever this group of birds is or has anything to do with this group of birds that's visible in the shot. Another- I have not looked at the comments, but I, okay, continue, sorry. Another thing that people point out is that if you look,

do you see this sort of branch cluster here at the top of the tree? You see the three main spires of that branch cluster. You're going to say what I see, I think. So on the right branch cluster, if you look kind of like, I don't know if they're cotton balls or whatever they are, those little like white tufts. If you look at like the bottom right tuft flower

on the third to the right, like the right is right. Second frame that this thing is in. Yeah, it there's debate because half the people seem to think that this thing is traveling in front of the it's about four seconds. You can pause it traveling in front of the tree or behind the tree.

And when you actually zoom it in which which I, which I, there's actually a link to somebody who did that in the comments here. I'll send you guys a link to it right here. It's going to be right here. This is a GIF of it zoomed in. And I think it even puts it into question even more whether it passes in front or behind the tree. Because when I look at it small, I'm like, oh, definitely in front. But when I look at it in the bigger of the two images, it looks like maybe it is actually behind it.

And then I'm just getting kind of tricked by the bezeling of the tree. I don't know. I don't know what you guys think, but... It is incredibly convenient that the frame... The way it was shot is that at four seconds, it is to the left of the tree. And at six seconds or what, I guess, not even six, five seconds, it's to the right of the tree. So there's no, you can't ever tell if it's in front or behind. The only

thing that is just that one frame remotely, maybe it's in front is if you look at three seconds and if you look at the far right top little like a bulb or whatever that is that flower. And then you go to when it's on that side, it looks like it's in front of the flower. Yeah, I was going to say the same thing. I'm looking at the gift that you shared and instead of the white flower blooming outward

and more, it gets squashed down a little bit by the figure being in whatever it is. It does, but I can like adjust my eyes and see that as like a visual trick of it being behind it. And it like looks just as legit to me. But here's another, here's another theory and not quite another theory. But this is something else to consider. Here is a picture of a stealth bomber in profile compared to a Falcon. Hmm. Yeah.

It looks like very similar to the shape that we see. Yeah. So you're saying that this could potentially just be a bird with its wings like a falcon, maybe? Yeah. Yeah. So I don't know. There's all those little birds up there. Falcons do our predators. They're they will attack little birds for food. I think this is a pretty good piece of footage. I think that it's frustrating in a way because it's hard to tell whether it's in front or behind the tree. But either way, it's kind of interesting to me. I mean, it's definitely I would definitely say it's an honest piece of footage, at least to. Yeah, it's not fucking fucked with.

It's just it's moving fast. You only get it in a few frames. And but like, you know, in this context of these objects being in the frame, like birds, branches and stuff like that, something about that contextualize in a way to me where I feel like maybe it's a bird, right? Maybe it's something that but in the context of a war zone with military cameras, an object darting from the screen like this, it always feels alien to me. So I don't know. This was I

liked this one because it reminded me of those ones from the the military that kind of like zammed through those like orbs. You know, obviously this one's not an orb, but or maybe it is just an orb going very, very fast. But like something about this felt like that. And I just thought maybe the context would. I don't know. I don't know what you guys think. It's still a cool video.

I think there's an interesting theory that the reason why it's going so fast isn't the speed, but its relativity to the to the camera and the viewer So if it's very small and close to them it would zoom across the field of view because it's right there Instead of being way in the distance. Yeah, right. Yeah. Yeah, also very possible And that's why it's really important whether it's in front or behind the tree, but I really like I couldn't tell you definitively Yeah, see it both ways. Let's let's keep the alien theme then. And let's just talk about something we talked about in our text messages a little bit.

But it's many so worthy at the very least, the fucking little insectoid leak that that kind of came, quote unquote, came out. Now, I haven't done my due diligence on this yet. I haven't had the time to dive deep because apparently these papers have been around since 1996. I have not been able to verify that yet. I'm going to keep the link to the Twitter thread that it came from initially, a guy by the name of Vlad the alien on Twitter or X or whatever the fuck you want to call it. And I'm just going to read a little snippet.

But yeah, go ahead and open it. It comes with pictures, diagrams, link like a like a torn piece of paper from a Russian intelligence sources supposedly basically what he says Vlad the alien goes on to say and is very reliable source this document surface in 1996 its authenticity is still debated but it contains highly specialized and technical information with a lot of discoveries made ahead of its time such as the existence of haploid's half the number of chromosomes in semantic and in semantic cells among worker termites. If it was faked, it required a large group of specialized expert biologists with a lot of time and effort involved. It contains so much technical information that it is unreadable for the general population, which, you know, whatever fuck that means.

But I don't know if that's true. I don't know if these have been around since 1996. Again, I have not been able to verify it at all. I haven't had the time to really deep dive. I plan on it, but we're just going to read what he says. And you boys have a picture in this thread. I've also sent you one on Twitter. We'll talk about what that picture looks like. But here's a brief summary of the findings

of this autopsy report on a supposed insectoid worker from the insectoid supposed race. Autopsy report describes an insectoid worker species reaching a length of 2.5 meters when its lower limbs are extended. These species are most closely related to termites. Their cells are much larger than the cells of known animals. Their size can reach 100 micrometers. A portion of its tentacle apparatus not used for upper limb formation, has evolved into organs for breathing and vocalization. It's also bipedal, meaning it walking on two feet.

These creatures have developed exoskeletal structures, including limbs due to climatic changes, facilitating locomotion and leading to increased brain development. Their blood system is advanced with specialized vessels and organs dedicated to efficient circulation and oxygenation, basically proto-lungs. and organs dedicated to efficient circulation and oxygenation. Basically proto lungs.

This allowed them to adapt to lower oxygen environments underground and actually continue to grow in size. They don't have a waste disposal organ. Instead, they secrete waste through their skin. And that's why they have a terrible smell, which witnesses frequently report, which reminds me of that post of the geneticist from Reddit like a couple months back saying the same thing about what grays do to get rid of their waste. And then it goes on to say autopsy report contains much more specialized blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. So this was apparently a PhD doctor by the name of Edward Agon PhD in biochemistry, analyzed all this is in the 80s. But the picture follows. And you want to describe what you see in that picture, boys.

You're talking about the picture That's like a drawing of the whole whole creature No, no, no, no the head of the creature the actual one. That's like photo head the photo Yeah, the photos of the head so it keeps saying that it's like smaller that it seems smaller than it is Be and it's telling you to look at the fingers, but okay what we're looking at like according to me The head looks like a big about the size of a grapefruit. Like I, I, they are saying that it looks that it is the size of a human head, according to the document that we're looking at. But really,

what it looks like is kind of like some aluminum foil crinkled at the top, with like something about as thick as an arm coming out of it. And at the end of that arm, all of this is like a dark green, like a like a like a dark green, like a Kelly green, like a jaguar, like a car, like that color green. And then the head at the end, that is supposedly a head, has beady black eyes, about the size of a grapefruit. It's very round, like fully round, unlike our heads.

It's like a baseball shape. And it has like maybe like some plates removed or some Flesh removed from the front portion perhaps that or or maybe that's the filter that they're talking like two mandibles Yeah, maybe they're talking maybe that that that fleshy colored stuff. Maybe is some of the filter that vocalizes and stuff I'm not sure but it looks like that. And I, I, I can't say that I think it looks 100% convincing, but it definitely doesn't look cheaply faked. Correct. Yeah. I think I agree with you on that. Jesse, how do you feel about the picture? Your face looks, I would say disgusted as appropriate.

Uh, bogus as shit. I'm, I'm, this entire thing is bogus. Yeah, go ahead. There's some other photo, if you go up to the pinned tweet, there's other photos from this dude who, by the way, if you have a blue check mark next to your name, I already don't trust you as a valuable source of information. But the picture that he has, one of the pictures, the black and white photo, it looks like a fucking chicken head. I don't know what the and white photo. It looks like a fucking chicken head. I Don't know what the hell this is

It looks like a chicken that they're showing those those pictures are actually a picture of a chicken and they're showing the wounds where they Punctured to feed so they're like little so this little tiny alien guy who looks like a little green Trouble boy barely two feet tall a little green trouble boy, barely two feet tall. 2.5 meters. How tall is that? 2.5 meters is like seven and a half feet tall. So that's how tall it is. 2.5 meters. Not to this thing is 2.5 meters yet. Its head is smaller than a hand.

Well, OK, so you're looking at the hand that's kind of doing a poking thing is above it. If you see the fingers on the left, you could that barely poke in the red circle. That is a more approximate like still doesn't look like a human head size to me. I agree. It doesn't look the size. It's not. However, we'll talk more. So maybe why that's the case. Yeah. All right.

I'm just going to say Vlad the alien already. I don't trust as a source for information just because 12 hours ago he was tweeting about how some dude, I'm not gonna put his name out there, some dude was swiftly removed from the internet because he was telling the truth about what is actually happening with aliens. And when you go look at this guy's content,

it's literally just like, yeah, the aliens are a cover so that when the rapture occurs, they can blame it on the aliens and they're trying to sacrifice our kids to demons. So like, yeah, no, I don't trust a damn thing this dude says at all. Like this is shit that goes really high on the UFO and aliens subreddit. It's crazy. So yeah, the insectoids is the Edward speculated that these things originated to roughly 200 million years ago and are most closely related to modern

termites and they were forced underground during the Permian extinction event and have been living there since as they are best now adapted to lower oxygen environments. Here's what we know about them. And here's where it gets even scarier. These insectoids are predators their primary food source is the fluid of warm-blooded animals. It provides them with necessary nutrients and iron becoming a predator allowed them to have a much larger brain size. Same with our species. The mouth of a worker has two long fangs which inject a digestive fluid as well as a powerful pumping mechanism for sucking out bodily fluids. Their stomachs

can hold up to 20 liters of liquid which is pre digested and can be thrown up as so insectoids from other casts can consume it. Yum. He speculates that this is where the vampire myth came from. This also would explain the chupacabra creature report all over the world. So he's basically saying insectoids are the reason that these myths exist. Sounds found sound logical. Good. The author also speculates that this is not the main way they get their food for their society.

These are the people that the Wildlife that gets attacked and stuff are likely smaller hunting trips of worker casts Higher casts have much more efficient and in industrial food processing methods All those cattle mutilations by UFOs are not for research or biomaterial gathering purposes They are large-scale food processing operations And this is also corroborated by abductees such as Ted Rice and others who witnessed large vats with human and animal body parts present in UFO ships. This could also explain missing

persons cases. And they basically go on to say that these guys, the insectoids, they bioengineered the greys and the Nordics so that they had more creatures that look closer to human to reach out and communicate with us through. But they're more like wildlife They're not earth creatures No, they are the insectoids are earth creatures in grays and Nordics are not from space They're gen genetically created by the insectoid to have been here for 200 million years, and they've just evolved from termites

Essentially like termites are the closest modern relative that we know of Essentially like termites are the closest modern relative that we know of and they develop proto lungs So that they could continue to grow in size so termites are like us Yeah, with with chips now. I think me at men in black don't kill the bug Huh all right you convinced yeah 100% those guys all right No Cuckoo bananas. I'm not even gonna like pretend like well. You know maybe no this dude. I'm just going through his Twitter profile It's insane It's insane

Seems a straight shooter. Yeah, all right, Jesse you want to round us out of here Yeah, I mean we'll talk about another UFO thing that may or may not be real. Wow, okay. So in Norway, years ago, long time ago, in the 40s in the town of Roros in Norway, a mysterious egg-shaped object apparently came down from the sky and descended into a nearby lake. And the tale is that, you know, for years there was something in that lake. Well, recently researchers investigating the story discovered something at the bottom of the lake. And so it apparently is 14 meters long and three meters wide. And no one knows what

this thing could be. So now they have been getting dive crews to go find out where it is and what's going on there. Um, it's an updated thing that, that has been happening over the last few days and everyone's very excited about it. And as with all things like this, a tick talk exists where they're like, by the way, not government funded, this is a bunch of people deciding they're going to go do this. So there's a tick talk where it is a guy who's like, hey, we are out here and we're going to go get this ship potentially.

It's about 70 feet down, it looks like, and we're going to go get more information. We're going to send people down. And hilariously, the TikTok promises a part two and there hasn't been a part two. So take that as you will. Yeah. But I thought it was super interesting enough late November last year, you know, maybe it's just like getting it all together, making a nice big pre-production, right? Yeah, maybe. That's the worst. That's such a tease, dude. Yep. Uh, let me, I'm like, I, I swear, didn't I send you a link recently with something similar to that, too. I

Don't know I'm now in the probably I know We like this yeah, that is about a lake in Norway where people are like oh, yeah No, they dug up the flying saucer, and it's like was this the same story or not. There's so much misinformation 14 meters long three meters. Oh why of it's made up. 14 meters long, three meters wide. This is the same one. This is a update as of like two to three days ago, March 2nd. Following the story, it was broadcast on French and German TV channel Arte, Arte Arte, which should lead to a documentary in a not so distant future.

The research team should be able to learn more about the object in the summer of twenty twenty four. The research team should be able to learn more about the object in the summer of 2024. The object measures 14 meters long, three meters wide, and is the bottom of the Jop Jansen Lake. Weirdly, the spot is not far away from another interesting UFO hotspot in Norway has done and his lights. I will talk about that. I know that one. Yeah. Yeah. Which is 28 kilometers northwest of this lake

So this summer they're gonna be heading down there properly and they're making a documentary of it apparently So you go Jesse actually an update as of a few fucking days ago crazy Thank you guys for supporting us here patreon.com. That's our mini-sode for this week. We'll be back next week We'll yet another one of some weird news around the world. Thank you so much. We love you and goodbye Bye We'll be back next week with yet another one of some weird news around the world. Thank you so much. We love you and goodbye. Bye. Hello, my little children, my Nats and welcome. Hello. That means at 172 333 175

175 welcome to patreon where all your money gives us vibes Boys, what do you have for us today? I got Something that was plaguing us during Lockdown that is back in a big way in Wales. Oh, let's talk. I'm going to close my tab. Let's just talk about this briefly. Craig Muir is a is a guy who lives in Hay on why Powis, Wales. I'm so sorry about anything that I pronounced incorrectly there.

This was on Tuesday. He walked up Hey Bluff. He saw it looked like quote it had just been dropped down from space. It must be some sort of art installation. If you didn't know anything to look at it you could have easily thought it had been dropped off by a UFO or something. He said it was in the middle of nowhere, no visible tracks but he did see some footprints but no tracks for the monolith itself. He says I don't know if somebody else had seen it I'll give you this link here To the article so you can is from the New York Times so you can check out the video. That's about halfway down

He's a stonemason He says it's 10 feet tall and a foot and a half wide at each point. He doesn't know how deep it is. It wasn't moving in the wind. He says it doesn't look like aluminum because it was too shiny. He said, quote, I'd say it was like a surgical steel because obviously whoever's done it doesn't want it to rust. He said it's very, very, very smooth, very shiny, very crisp edges.

He says he has a lot of metalworkers in his family, even though he's a stonemason. He didn't notice any signs of welding, or anything like that. He said it was super neat, very perfect to use the word perfect. He said, I thought it looked a bit bizarre, and might be a scientific media. Oh, no, sorry. This is Richard Haynes, who also saw it while running on a glove. He said, I thought it looked a bit bizarre. It might be a scientific media research thing collecting rainwater. But

yeah, this is the first one in a while there was a bunch that popped out in 2020. But they were not localized to America. There was one in Red Rock, Utah, California, Romania, of all places, and Turkey. So who knows what the fuck, who knows what the why, but the one thing that people are worried about with it is that it is inside Brecon Beacons National Park. So who knows how long it's going to stay there. According to the guy who saw it, he said, quote, I can't say how long it'll be there. To be honest, knowing our national parks, they don't take lightly.

Things being installed without their permission. What do you guys think this is? They look so fucking amazing description. I don't know. You've seen this, right? Like you see the picture. Yes. Yes, I have seen the picture. I've used Jesse. I've seen it. I'm looking at them.

I mean, like isn't this a thing that's happened before? 2020. Yep. Happened in 2020 a couple of times. It's just an art piece. It's like stainless steel or something along the line. Well, they appear mysteriously, so they could be art pieces, right? Like I feel like they very well could be, but it's also very like, you know, mysterious. Like, it could be anything. It could be somebody who believes something specific, putting it there to make a message. It could be UFOs dropping it off.

The only thing I wanted to point out, and this is something that like is weird, like he said it was like a clean monolith. And maybe I'm maybe I'm wrong about this. But if you guys look at the New York Times article that I sent you, it's from March 12. If you want to look it up, it's called a perfect monolith appears in Wales. A headline that sounds like it was written by Donald Trump. But if you look at it, it's like a huge picture of the monolith. it's kind of like wet because it's like very moist out. But if you look along the edge of it, it looks kind of like maybe it could be just water. But like, if you look like the edge where it like meets the grass, it looks almost like like bumpy on the edges, like maybe it isn't so cleanly welded as it all as it seems. But I don't know, you know, like,

all I'm looking at is this little picture. There's not even like really good video footage of it. Did you watch the footage of him? It's only like 20 seconds. It's about halfway down. He's like walking in his rain jacket, and you get a glimpse of it in the footage, but it's not, it doesn't give you that great of a sense of it

and it's at quite a distance away. But it's literally in the middle of a very, very remote area. I gotta imagine art, right? Like that's where my mind goes. It's like gotta be some art metalworkers. Like, you know, I had a buddy in high school who went on to do like metalworking art as his like full time thing. He has hold on like art displays and shit. I would not be surprised if this is like a piece of art.

Yeah, I mean, it it could be. But I just don't know. It's very interesting to me what what what's going on. It's been a long time between them. And I wonder if this is the beginning of another set of them. And if, you know, the aliens are in the process of becoming known to the public, maybe this is part of it. Was it was it put there recently or was it found recently?

We don't know who jog in the area often. We don't know how long it's been there, but it's not been like very long unless people really didn't notice it though admittedly. It is a shiny thing that reflects the color of the sky so who knows though like he said it's in a national park so people would probably have noticed it and removed it will or will test will be like last time will we see more pop up yeah i'm interested to see because it's in a place that i wouldn't put it if i was an artist because it's going to get removed. Yeah.

Jesse, why don't you take it from here? So I wanted to take us back as well. Weird today. Oh, OK. OK. Skinwalker Ranch. Oh, baby. You are so of it. At the very end of last month, beginning of this month, a body was discovered on discovered on skinwalker ranch Oh fuck. How do I know about this? This apparently I'll just read you what the headline says or the story says in March 2024 breaking news was released By the sheriff's office that a deceased body was found on February 29th near the skinwalker ranch

They located it that a deceased body was found on February 29th near the skinwalker ranch. Um, they located it, uh, you know, nearby, but it doesn't appear to be suspicious or anything. However, there's been a lot of talk about this, this phenomenon, which I believe we talked about at the time skinwalker ranchers, like if you're near there, if you're around it, you get hit by dizzy spells and headaches and hospital visits and things that curve people who just visit. Right. And so, so weird people walking nearby or people being around there. Maybe it affected them as well. They aren't releasing what exactly killed this person, but people were already suspecting that

But people were already suspecting that, um, it- Oh man, what is it called? It's the, the creature that lives there. The Pope Lick monster that is nearby. Oh, okay. And so they're saying it could be that that Pope Lick got him. Again, it's probably just the person died because people die all the time, but it's so very close to Skinwalker Ranch that people are like, maybe something's going

on. There's something wrong about that place. I don't know what it is. Like it very well could just be like some fucking company dumped some shit there a long time ago and it just fucked everything up. I don't know. But something is fucked up about that place. Yeah, it's a weird place.

Whether it's like, you know, like geometric, geomagnetic shit, cause like high EMF, high electromagnetic fields, like literally give people headaches and cause you to hallucinate and shit. So like, if that's happening there in a natural way, for some reason, I mean, I wouldn't doubt it. I'd love to track the nature of the strange stuff that happens there along like with the, with the added consideration of who owned it when and

who was there when and I'd love to see if the phenomena like is consistent among all owners or not because if it is that would be very interesting to me because that would do a lot to dispel the sort of like money angle, you know, like the tourist destination angle. Mm hmm. Yeah, it's interesting. I don't know what's causing it, but, uh, you guys see his head's in my article, but we all like another weird, weird thing this week. I haven't like two days ago, the fucking Boeing guy whistleblower fucking. I was waiting for you to bring this up because I felt like this was going to be

your thing. So I didn't say it. God, man, like that's just, I don't know what to say about it. Like, I don't know what more to say other than the day before you're supposed to testify he was found dead by self-inflicted wound according to the autopsy report. There's not a lot of info about it but I mean it just doesn't look great. No no no it should be very very strange. Look into but another if we're talking about things that are mysterious that are going on the reason that I chose the monolith in Wales is because I ignored the other huge mystery in the United Kingdom thinking that somebody here Was going to bring it up and I just got to cover it real quick. If that's the case, is that okay?

What can I sit? I'm curious dude, where the fuck is Kate Middleton? That's a good one too Yeah, man. That's wild. So we talk about this for a second. Yeah. Yeah. So like what I heard, the thing that I've seen like right now the most is that she left him because he was in an affair with somebody that he was caught with three months ago. Yes. And it was nothing. Yes. The chumlee person. Exactly that person. Yeah. Let me give you a quick timeline of what has gone down so far.

And then you tell me what you think. Because this is all this is like variety. So they're not going to speculate too far from like stuff. That's pretty supported by facts, right? Because they don't want to get in trouble, right? So let's say December 25th the last time anybody saw Kate Middleton, she was in public on Christmas Day. She went to the church at Sandringham estate. Prince William was there, their kids were there. She was wearing a blue coat and a hat. Variety describes it as jaunty. She looked good. January

16th, two weeks later, she underwent something that was quote, a planned abdominal surgery in a private hospital in London, Kensington Palace would not say anything about it till the next day. Don't know why. Maybe because they were unsure what was going to happen. The next day, in two separate statements, the palace officials announced Kate successfully underwent a dominable surgery and would remain in the hospital for two weeks before going home and they said that she was unlikely to return to public duties till after Easter which is crazy. Yeah that's weird. Then in a separate communication we find out King Charles was going on is having a prostate exam for his enlarged prostate. And so it's weird because Kate's totally like secretive about her surgery, even if it's not something crazy. And Charles, who's having a prostate exam, which is, you know, typically for the king of England, you know, a fairly invasive, embarrassing sort of thing to like be public. They just said it out loud. So who knows? But so nobody knows what it is. Like maybe she's got a colostomy. So she has a

colostomy bag. So she can't be seen. Or she has a hysterectomy or whatever. But a lot of people think she's dead, right? At this point, because they haven't seen it for so long. Yeah, I saw that. I mean, that's what people are going to jump to, too, of course. And especially with the Photoshop photo and all that shit, of course people are like, what is this? Yeah, yeah, we'll get there. We'll get there. But before that, this is okay. That was on January 17th where those press releases came out. On the 28th, we have Concha Calaha, who said that, she's a news anchor from Spain who says Kate is, she had a rumor that on the show Fiesta, she said she was in an induced coma and that she was

hospitalized on the 28th and the decision was made to operate. But Times of London says that Kensington came out extremely against this claim. On the 29th, apparently Kate was discharged from the hospital and went home to Windsor. Okay. And then on the 6th of February, that's when we find out King, King Charles has cancer, and Harry goes straight to London. And then he did 30 minutes with Charles and then he went home. And then in California, by the way, and then nobody knows what kind of cancer he has, it was discovered when he had a prostate exam. So who knows? Then we get the picture of the prostate. And then nobody knows what kind of cancer he has. It was discovered when he had a prostate exam. So who knows?

Then we get the picture of Kate post-op on March 4th, when TMZ puts out a picture where she's in the passenger seat with her mom and they're driving through Windsor, but it did not get published by the UK press because they, you know, ever since Diana died, are very, like, just scared of publishing stuff like that right away. It's very grainy. Her neck is covered. And then this is the scene, if you want to look at this picture, I don't know if you can find it anywhere, but Kate Middleton March 4th is the, is what you should look for picture.

And if you look under the car in that that picture, you will see I don't have it with me, but you will see that there's like an extra set of tires under the car. That's kind of strange that I guess could be explained by something else. But it looks almost like a like an AI mistake or a Photoshop edit. And if you zoom in on her face in the picture, it really, it looks kind of perfect. It looks a little artificial to me. They did. I don't know. I didn't look too far into this. They didn't find

like the image that was photoshopped in this case, I don't think. But it's just, it's just a it's just a strange photo. March 6. Kate Middleton's uncle Gary Goldsmith is on celebrity big brother. He's like kind of like a weird, like attentionore kind of guy. He says he doesn't want to talk about that He he said she doesn't want to talk about that and that there's a kind of code of etiquette and that if it's announced I'll give you an opinion And but he also says she's getting the best care in the world. She'll be back. Of course, she will And that was on the fourth or on the sixth, I'm sorry.

And then on March 10th, Mario Day, three days ago, this is where the picture of Kate came out for Mother's Day with her kids. And it was said to be taken by William, and it went around the whole world, and then immediately everybody was like, huh, that's a Photoshop for sure. Look at this evidence of the Photoshop and it's obvious.

Like if you look at the pic, it's obvious. They even found like a magazine photo that like looks like it was the source image for the face. Yes, I saw that. Yeah. If you look up Mother's Day, Kate Middleton, you'll see that. And then AP, AFP, Reuters and PA all put out a kill notice saying that it was a digitally manipulated photo. And then on the 11th, she puts out a text statement. Like many amateur photographers, I do occasionally experiment with editing. I wanted to express my apologies for any confusion

the family photograph we shared yesterday cause I hope everybody's celebrating had a very happy Mother's Day. And then another blurry picture comes out. This one might be the one that I'm thinking of that has the weird tires. I can't remember which which picture of her it was. It's either the March 4th one or the March 11th one and then Andy Cohen is like Asking John Oliver where the fuck is she? today and Or yesterday, I'm sorry and Oliver says there's a non-zero chance. She died 18 months ago and that their weekend at Bern's burn Bern easing this situation

cut Like I don't know man, there's a huge crazy regardless. Like there's a huge sector of the internet right now. I heard about this first from like our conspiracy, like the most, like the dregs of like rumors on the internet, like some of the worst rumors on the internet are there. And I was surprised to see it making the rounds there so much. And then we get to this point and I'm shocked to see it like transfer over into mainstream media as the weeks go on.

And it's just so fucking weird, man. I just do not know where the fuck Kate Middleton is. And I hope by the time you're listening to this in the future on the public thing that we have a good answer to this because it is so fucking weird right now in March of 2024 trying to figure out where the fuck she is. It's creepy. To me the thing that makes the most sense is because so for a while just the British press were all about the younger brother and his marriage and like all that shit and when the two of them were like

F it we're out we're moving to Canada we're gonna go live with people in LA we're gonna like we don't want to be involved anymore because you guys are so mean to us. We can go smoke weed. Yeah I think because they left there wasn't really a punching bag so the only punching bag now is the future king and his wife and I think very similar to Charles back in like the nineties. It's the same thing where they're like, all right, last time we did that, it ended up too well. So I would wager it could be there's some home strife and Kate just doesn't want to be involved with shit. And so the British monarchy is like, look, we know what happens. We're not going to keep it on the low.

We're going to deal with this problem on our own. We'll do this thing. And then eventually, I mean, it has to come out, right? Like something we'll find something. She's not going to stay gone forever. If she's fucking dead, they're not going to just keep pretending she's alive and not show pictures of her for a long time. I don't think, but the thing is, right. I don't think she's dead.

I think she just isn't. I think she wants out. I don't think she's dead either. I think what is a possible scenario and this is something that I have no facts to back up for real. I just it's all sure rumor from like journalists and stuff. But that William according to Prince Harry in his book is like quite volatile, right? And if you found out that your husband was cheating and you blew up on your husband and then your husband beat the shit out of

you and put you in a hospital for a long time and you might be in a coma, right? And you know, the King of England is dying of cancer, and the King is going to be Prince William, who's the next in line right now. And he doesn't have a wife. His wife died for a mysterious reason, or is now hospitalized for a mysterious reason. They could simply be waiting to do something along the lines of like, oh, today, March 15, she's in a coma. But until then, she was recovering. Now she's in a coma. So now there's no way to connect the fact that he did something to her. You know, and I'm not saying that's

what happened. I'm just saying like, I could see something like that being the case where like, they're holding back the information because they want things to line up better for when William ascends. Sure. And even if your life's not threatened, or you know, he maybe he did something to her, or you know, Kelly, for example, my girlfriend, she's been following this all day. She said another likely thing could be just like, maybe she had to have some kind of transplant, right? And when you have a transplant, there's drugs that you have to take that make you look kind of horrible

from a shallow, you know, paparazzi media perspective. And maybe she just doesn't want to be seen saving with the colostomy bag. There's just a lot of things that it could be. But the fact that they're saying nothing at all is extremely strange. And I invite people to read the Buzzfeed article about it. I think it's a really interesting one because they... She, I mean, it could also be a thing where she's overwhelmed by just stuff and rather than admit that she needed time to just like, you know, get away from kids, get away from the limelight or whatever.

I mean, it could be very simple or it could be truly awful. Like there's no answers. And that's why that's where conspiracy breeds. Yeah. And oh, actually, let me correct. That's exactly correct. Let me correct my my recommendation. It's the BuzzFeed. It's the old BuzzFeed royal correspondent, Ellie Hall,

who is writing an article for Neiman Lab called It's Getting Weirder BuzzFeed news is former Royals reporter on Kate Middleton palace PR and distrust in the media. So that's the actual name of that article. If you want to get a really like knowledgeable take on what's happening in the behavior of everybody. That's a really interesting one for that. Sure. Cool. Well, this is a little bit lighthearted following that up. Bigfoot watch, everybody want to look at a Bigfoot footprint? Yeah. Go on.

We'll end with this. I always want to look at a Bigfoot footprint. Like, what are you talking about? You don't have to ask me. Yeah. A shocked group of people co-steering stumbled upon a mysterious footprint, which they think could belong to a Bigfoot. A large footprint was near Maidencombe Path today, Saturday, March 2nd, with some questioning who it belongs to.

The large footprint was found by a group of people with rock solid co-steering in Torquay when they stumbled upon the perplexing site. They said that although the path was muddy, these large footprints emerged from the nearby wood that would comb. Devon Live, which is the website we're using, by the way, was told by a member of the group that the footprints came from the woods, followed the coast path for

roughly 20 meters before veered off back into the woodland. The group who discovered the prints said they were all weirded out. Last bit to know is, quote, The prints were big. I'm size 11 and they were half as big again. Clearly a barefoot. Every print was perfect, like, The prints were big. I'm size 11 and they were half as big again. Clearly a barefoot. Every print was perfect, like the one in the photo, man. Look, looking at a. Is there some grass there for like measurement?

Maybe maybe somebody can use the grass. I'm not going to debate the size. I'm like confident in the size. But looking at the picture, man, like I can even see the treads of the shoes, like it looks like what they did was they just made an outline of a foot in the mud and took a picture of it because the inner part of the footprint doesn't go down.

It like there's like a there's like an indentation around the foot into the sand that makes like a like a chalk outline of a body of a foot. But then the May I devil's advocate what you're saying, though? Yeah, it's a mud. He's mud. So he is as a foot lifts, there'd be a suction to it until they move the foot in the middle part would be the part that gets risen up a little bit. But to devil's advocate, the devil. That's not how any footprint looks like. That's a big foot footprint.

Yeah, but when you take a step, even if I'm wearing a fucking steel toed boot and I suck it out of the fucking ground, if I'm walking around my big old calompher, I got size 12 feet. If I put them in the ground and pull it doesn't like leave the ground undisturbed except for a divot in the shape of my foot. You know, how dare you? Take that up with Ziggy Austin, I would love to go to Devon You know what if somebody wants to go to Devon contact me at patreon.com slash somebody pod

Send me some tickets. I'll go out there and I'll look for I'll go coast here. It was it coast and earring coasteering coasteering Whatever that is. I'm going to do that. I'll go do that. Coastiering for Bigfoot. Buy me a ticket. I'll go. I'll go coastiering for Bigfoot.

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