Chilluminati Podcast - The Minisode 100 Extravaganza

Episode Date: December 22, 2024

Jesse, Alex and Mike are in LIVE IN CHICAGO this week, but not wanting to leave you without a fun episode, we've made the previously Patreon Exclusive Minisode 100 Mega-Special Live for ALL! Video Link - https://youtu.be/4c6lMMcPxh8 MERCH - http://www.theyetee.com/collections/chilluminati Ghostbed - http://www.ghostbed.com/chill All you lovely people at Patreon! HTTP://PATREON.COM/CHILLUMINATIPOD Jesse Cox - http://www.youtube.com/jessecox Alex Faciane - http://www.youtube.com/user/superbeardbros Editor - DeanCutty http://www.twitter.com/deancutty Show art by - https://twitter.com/JetpackBraggin http://www.instagram.com/studio_melectro

Hey everybody, this week we're off in Chicago to do Chiluminati Live 2024 and so instead of giving you guys a Minnesota compilation like we usually do, we decided it was time to put Minnesota 100 up. Now Minnesota 100 has a video partner to it so in the description of this podcast right at the bottom wherever you're listening to there will be a link to the YouTube video where you can watch along with the visuals that are included in this game show podcast. Thank you guys so much. We'll be back next week with another episode. We appreciate you. We love you.

Goodbye. Hello, my little Chaluminauts. Welcome to the channel. He like did a wind up to that. You were like, hello, my little Chaluminauts. You know the whole head thing? That was wild. This is special. Today is episode-

Minisode number one hundred one zero zero triple digits of just minisodes at this point. This really isn't gonna be 100 minutes, is it? I don't know. Alex hasn't told us a damn thing. I know. I couldn't- What are you talking about? I couldn't live with 100 minutes of just letting Alex go off. We're just talking about what happened. Where do you think we'd end up if it was just a hundred minutes of Alex?

The last three weeks of episodes. Fair, fair point. See y'all don't know the real truth. I know the real truth about Alex. Alex has secret YouTube channels. Y'all do got secret YouTube channels y'all do got secret YouTube channel I know like secret weird ass conspiracy things that are like welcome to my channel today Are we all canceled if they find your secret into your channels? No you can find it. It's there. It's not hard to find it's out there Welcome to my channel today You guys have what you guys got oh You want to go last all right fine. I'll go I think this is great mine is very simple and very sweet. So over on tick tock,

and I'm just going to send this to you because I thought this was amazing. There's a video that's been making the rounds where the girl is driving down the street. And at first everyone thought, Oh, this is a Jordan Peele thing. This is a promotion for the movie. And he was like, no, bro, this is nothing to do with. Nope at all. Period. So this was a tick tock that has been going around. You can describe it to people. OK, looking on the Web, it's a I think I clicked on the wrong thing.

Discords like, are you sure you sure? That same here. All right. Or oh, yeah, I saw this. So. So it's like it's like at an intersection, a car is pulling up and there's like a fucking giant, like Independence Day style flying saucer in the clouds pretty much. It's hard to tell if it's a weird cloud formation just because of the way it's colored. That's true. Like if you look at it, look a few times, it almost might be the clouds, but it's a really weird is a weird looking cloud. It is very, very strange. It is the most. Yeah, I don't know.

It's the most UFO looking cloud ever seen, but it also could just be a cloud. It's that kind of thing. Also, you want to know something crazy about it, though, is if you're pulling, if like when the car pulls up, like when it comes to arrest the UFO quote unquote is like perfectly framed in the little like street sign square, which is also pretty strange. Yeah. And that's why a lot of people were like, oh, this is, this is fake. But Jordan Peele went to Twitter and was like, that is not one of mine. That has nothing to do with the film. No, please don't, please don't involve me in this. is fake, but Jordan Peele went to Twitter and was like, that is not one of mine. That has nothing to do with the film. No, please don't, please don't involve me in this.

There is a lot of people saying that the explanation is something called a lenticular cloud and that it happens frequently with those types of clouds, that it appears in a vivid disc shape and has in the past been mistaken for UFOs. And while I'm inclined to believe that, boy, is it cool looking. It looks like Independence Day. It is so neat. It looks truly like it's emerging from the clouds. I don't know what to say about this.

It doesn't look like a cloud. Like if that's a cloud, something like fucking flew through there or some shit. You know what I mean? Like something went in there and like messed something up. Right? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I don't know.

I don't know what's going on. The best part is everyone. The comments are like, everyone's claiming they've seen this thing, but no one's getting out of the car. I'm like, good point. Good point. Very good point. Everyone. Let's stop. I would have driven right to it. Yeah. What is, I would have went straight there. I I'm sorry. I'm in, I'm lost in the internet right now. I'm sorry. I'm in I'm lost in the internet right now. I was reading some stuff and I made some left turns and now I'm not where I started. So Twitter.com slash Patreon. Okay. So for mine super short and sweet too, but before we jump to mind,

I just want you all to know I was trying to find out if step monster got a theatrical release and I don't think it did. However, but I did find her. I did find a couple of snap quote reviews for it. I just want to read you one. Okay. And TV guide rated a one out of six stars and wrote, quote, this, this blindly unambitious film succeeds on its own limited terms. Jesus Christ.

Yeah. Yeah. And then through my side show, Bob. Yeah, we're going to watch this. We're going to watch this. This is this is this month's video. It's only 85 minutes. It's a short movie. Uh huh. The only other thing,

only thing I want to talk about is something I figured Jesse would want to talk about, but I appreciate Jesse using a UFO. I feel like we got the opposite topics today. The telescope images finally came in, gentlemen, from the WST or what? What's it's called? John Taylor, Thomas telescope. Yeah, yeah. What a hunk.

I would kiss that young boy. What images we got out of those things. Holy shit. So it's really my favorite image out of all four. And the one I keep kind of going back to is the one where It's basically such a dense cluster of galaxies that literal space and time is being warped around it kind of similar to how it works For a black hole and we're seeing it's acting as a separate telescope. It's it's it's like Bending further so we can actually see way further than that and some of the galaxies we're seeing are bending further so we can actually see way further than that. And some of the galaxies we're seeing are only hundreds of millions years old

after the Big Bang, which is crazy to think about. But it's like we're also looking into the past, which is which is even even crazier to think about because we're like those old ass things. We're seeing them when they were older. Yeah. And it kind of hard to like think about. It looks like PS5, dude. It's like it doesn't. It's impossible to imagine that that's real somewhere. And that and somebody I read somewhere or a professor on Twitter or something

where like the pictures that we have, like those images come from a size of a piece of our sky. Just pick up a grain of sand, hold it at arm's length. And that's the amount of sky that we're looking at in terms. Solar systems. Those are galaxies, galaxies, galaxies with galaxy millions and billions of stars. And each of those stars has trillions of planets. It's mind blowing. And honestly, I can understand why there's a sizable portion of this country that's like, that's

all fake. It's all devil stuff because it hurts your head to think about. It is scary to think about like, oh my God, the universe is huge. It's much easier to be like fake, not real. Yeah. Oh yeah. It's come more comforting, I guess. Yeah.

It's genuinely inconceivable to me. It's genuinely impossible for me to like contextualize that with my experience of reality. I mean, there's never been anything that big. There's never been anything. The closest I've ever felt is when I like tried out like the original Oculus and like flew to Jupiter. Yes. I saw it actual size.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys remember that? Oh yeah. Yeah. Yes. I've done stuff like that. It's awesome. Another one of the images that I absolutely love, it's the Southern Ring Nebula. And the reason I love that is because it's just the same photo taken the exact

same angle of the exact same thing we got with Hubble, but the clarity is so much better. It's the HD sunglasses. No, it's incredible to see. You're like, whoa, I thought that was neat before, but now you're like, I can see things within things, no. It's incredible to see. You're like, whoa, I thought that was neat before, but now you're like, I can see things within things, man. It's it's it's so hard to wrap your fucking head around.

It's gorgeous to look at. And it's just what space is so fascinating because it's like there are no edges to space, right? These things are far away because the space between us is growing. Yeah. It's not like the galaxy itself is growing into something and pulling us with it. The space in between places is just getting bigger in all directions. That's like it. It's like I have to say as a person who is not extremely religious, but is open to the idea of all sorts of religious possibilities.

How you can look at these things and be like, that's the work of evil. This is the most beautiful thing. This is like pure beauty, like natural beauty. If you're not, it feels like religious and you don't say like, God did that. I don't know. Like, we can't be friends. Like, I would have to believe that my deity would create something that's awesome. Yeah. I agree. And even if you're not religious, there's a fun way of thinking of like, you know, everything

out there that we're seeing is made of the exact shit we are right this minute. We are literally, we are literally atoms in all, all composed of the exact materials we're seeing everywhere in space. And in a way that means we are literally the universe experiencing itself. And when I go up, I'm going to be a giant baby floating in space. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, exactly. Boom. Boom. Haven't seen that movie, but we will.

If you want to get even more weirded out, we are in fact, all of us atoms. How do our atoms know to stay the atoms they are? If I touch this table, why am I not becoming part of the table, dude? That is like, think about that shit. Yeah You're literally microscopic wobbling atoms and yet we have consciousness and we can think and look at ourselves and and Angleys Hulk right there I Have seen that one Good ones for Mathis.

Only the best movies. Only the best movies. That's it. I just it's mind blowing. I love space. Space is so fucking cool and seeing more of it and kind of relearning just how fucking fraction, how tiny we are is awesome. Maybe space isn't growing, bro.

Maybe everybody's just shrinking. That's all. We're just all shrinking. It is better than you telling me the Earth is flat. I believe that more than you saying we're flat. I love that. I just I just came up with the truth of I'm a genius. And you are genius. That's your truth now. Yeah, I'm a genius. It's my truth, baby. I love that. I have to.

All right, Alex, it's done. We're done. We're done padding. OK. What the fuck are we doing for a mini soda room? How long have we been going now? Ten minutes. Ten minutes. So I got 90 minutes left. Dude, no. What is happening right now? Oh, I'll tell you right now.

It's time for Who Wants to Be a Chillionaire? Ba-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da We are, we are, we are. What the fuck is this? We are now going to be playing two games of who wants to be a Chillionaire, one for Mathis and one for Jesse. You guys can both help each other if you want. There's not gonna be any penalty for losing, but you can only win a prize during your game. So for the first game, I'm gonna give Mathis final answer for each question, and for the second game, I'm gonna give Jesse final answer, and the prize final answer for each question. And for the second game, I'm going to give Jesse final answer.

And the prize that you're each going to be competing for isn't a million dollars. That's on who wants to be a millionaire. But on who wants to be a Chilean air. Your prize is a delicious, fresh baked key lime pie. That's what you got. That's what's on. That's what's on the table today. Where are we getting this key lime pie from? What? Where are we getting this key lime pie from?

The best place. James Brown getting this key lime pie from? The best place. James Brown had this key lime pie. He said it was the tip top titties and he went down to Captain Kuchipa. Oh my God. All right. Other than that, it's basically just the game. Can we both win? Is there any benefit to sabotaging? No, there's no benefit to sabotaging. It's just round game one is the Mathis game. Game two is the Jesse game.

There's no phone a friend, obviously, because this is like some weird teaching aid that I'm using right now that you guys can see. And you guys at home will be able to see this too, because I tricked you and I'm recording this. Oh, shit. So the visual component is here for the, the viewers at home as well. But yeah, it has a 50 50, which removes two wrong answers.

It has asked the audience, which pulls a virtual audience to see if they know the answer. And then there's one that's like, just give me the fucking answer in which it just dead ass gives you the answer. But you only have one of each of those per game. So be careful. Talk it out. Infinite Jesse help though. Infinite Jesse help, which is honestly on. Jesse and you can talk about this

until the cows come home. Yeah. You guys ready for who wants to be a Chillionaire? I am so ready. I'm so ready. Let's go. Let's go to the first question. Oh no, that's a hard first question.

What is the exact date of the assassination of the president? John F. Kennedy, a June 6th, 1944, B November 22nd, 1963, C July 14th, 1988, my birthday, or D January 6th, 2021, as much as well, you know, he did come back to life on January 6 and led the insurrection. But that was the zombie version of John F. Kennedy and not the assassinated version of John F. Kennedy. So we have to go with B, November 22nd, 1963. B, November 22nd, 1963. Is that your final answer? Ah, yep. Well, honk honk.

I can't believe this thing has. Is that your final answer? Right? That is my final answer. You were correct. Are you ready for the next question? Oh, we can practice German. Can I please practice? Yeah, can I? I was going to say, can I please practice my German first?

You want to read? You want me to click on this really bad ad for this like clearly sus project? Okay, never mind. All right, here we go. Question number two, $200 question. What strange color were the two malnourished orphans who famously emerged from a wool pit in the 12th century and ate only fava beans. A green, B blue, C pink or D Mathis gray.

Uh, I don't know. Is that just cause I like, I want a gray alien. It's just, I don't know. It's what it is. What a gray, you wear a lot of gray. It's math is very, very a lot of gray. Not like, okay, I got you. This is an easy one. It's a green final gray. You wear a lot of gray. It's math is gray. I do wear a lot of gray. Okay, I got you. This is an easy one. It's a green final answer. Good call, good call, good call. Locking it in. Thank you, thank you.

Locking it in. I'm looking over to Jesse in the stands. Correct. I'm in the stands all happy for you. Coupon code's available. I would like to get some. This is just horrible. Just horrible.

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Oh, come on, you know this. A, little berry shoot. Oh no, hang on, I'm sweating, oh God. B, little berry shoot. C, little berry shoot. Or D, little berry shoot. You know this. I wish, I really wish, honestly,

I really, really wish it was a little berry shoot. That would have been my favorite. Oh, little Barry shoot. Little Barry shoot. This is all about spelling if you're not watching this. But luckily, I'm filming it. Unfortunately, he didn't have a little. He did not.

Maybe fortunately, he did not have little berries. So I'm going to go with C, little Barry. Little Barry. Yeah. Little Barry. Good answer. Little Barry shoot. Final answer? My final answer. Final answer. If this is wrong, I'm going to go with C little Barry. Yeah, good answer. Little Barry shoot. Final answer.

My final answer. If it says wrong, I'm going to. All right. No, you're correct. Don't worry about it. Your reputation is still intact. Right. Add verify site safety for Chrome.

Hell yeah. Let's move on to the next question. Question number four for $500. Oh, shit. All right. In our 69 sex crimes episode, what did Vietnamese police seize 300,000 of that were boiled, dried and again put up for sale?

A dildos, B butt plugs, C condoms or D diapers? Mathis, you know this one. You know this one because I have this insane visual in my head that had just stuck with me when we talked about it. Also, we are almost 100 episodes away from episode 69. Can you? I was like two years ago. Another. I know that's super scary. You know, they were sold at a discount. See condoms. Y'all dry, dried, boiled, dried.

Yeah. Boiled. And again, put up for sale. Final answer. See condoms. Final answer. See condoms. Good answer. Correct. Thank sale. Final answer. C condoms. Final answer. C condoms. Good answer. Correct. Thank you. Good answer. I just had this image of them like hanging up a rack, blowing out the condoms, drying them out. Yeah. Oh, so gross.

All right. Question number five for one thousand dollars. Disneyland has a special walkie talkie code called a HIPAA clean up for what surprisingly common occurrence. A, a guest vomiting in the park. B, a guest spreading their loved ones ashes in the park. C, a guest dying in the park or D, a guest red pilling in the park. How many guests do you think got red pilled in Disney? Not like probably a few per day.

I would I would I would. I refuse to believe it. Probably in the employee lounge, you know what I mean? You know? This is another one of our, that was a great episode by the way, just kudos to you Alex for a well put together episode for that Disneyland desk, people really love that one. But this is definitely, as much as I wish it was sea,

guests dying in the park, it is spreading the loved one's ashes throughout the park B, because for some reason, in particular, loads of people want their dead corpse ashes spread through the Haunted Mansion. They do. It's a fucking weird like branded corporate dream for yourself to have in death, but I'm all for it.

Is that your final answer? That's my final answer. And how many ashes do you think the two of you have inhaled and your multiple trips to Disneyland across? I'm going to say not enough. I have some of your grandma in me. You think you have like one full person's worth of ashes in your lungs at any given time?

I live in LA for sure. I have. Oh, well, that's true. That's mostly cars. Yeah. Number six for $2,000. According to the notorious Toynbee tiles found in countries all over the world, on what planet should we resurrect our dead?

A Venus, B Mercury, C Saturn or D Jupiter. This is the first one that's giving me pause. I don't know this one. The Toynbee tiles were interesting. I, I'm almost positive. I'm like 99% sure it's not Mercury. I, I was going to assume Venus, but that I just don't know. I don't know what it is. I think it's either Venus or Jupiter. That's my current, like split Saturn's in my head a little bit, but I'm but Jupiter and I don't know.

I don't know. Well, do you remember? Do you remember what the what the like deal was with the tiles? Do you remember like what author like the author maybe that was also maybe mentioned that might give you a little clue? No, the Toynbee tiles is like there was so much weird information. I just remember them being on the streets and people finding them and people submitting them to the Reddit of like, oh, should I found one? I just don't remember what this would be at all.

Okay, so you got some lifelines. Yeah, you've got 50-50, you've got the fake audience you can ask the Chile Manati listeners and you got the real answer. Yeah, just can ask the Chile Manati listeners and you got the real answer. Yeah. Just give me the fucking answer. You know what? I'm going to I'm going to go with the most useless one. Fifty fifty because I there's only one I'm not terribly sure of. So even if it gets that one or the one I'm sure of, if you get that one,

I should knock out another one. I don't know. Let's give it a look. OK, so I it removed Venus and it removed Saturn. So I'm like, I'm like, so now it's between Mercury and Jupiter. I'm going to go D final answer. I think it's Jupiter. Slacking it in. I will be surprised if it's Mercury. I do not remember talking about Mercury during that episode.

I did. Yeah. Final answer. That was correct. All right. All right. I was right on the 50 50. I yeah, final answer. That was correct. All right. All right. I was right on the 50-50. I had no idea.

I really want to. I want you guys to know I worked real hard on the difficulty curve of this of this game show right now. You know, we are out about where you thought we would be. It's about to be about you guys are about to go straight to hell. All right. Wow. Question number seven for four thousand dollars. Which historical figure is said to have claimed California for his queen in

1579, according to a brass plate found by barrel shin in 1936, a Sir Francis Bacon, B Sir Francis Drake, C William Kidd or D Henry Morgan. And it's not Henry Morgan. It's I want I don't know if Drake is in my head because it fucking uncharted is the problem.

It's like I have no idea if I'm considering Drake because I'm like, man, uncharted is a great game. And I can't stop thinking of them. Do you not do who do you recognize? I mean, I recognize Francis Drake, but Francis Bacon also sounds familiar. Jesse, where are you going to hit by the Francis's? I mean, honestly, it's true. It makes more sense to me that it'd be Sir Francis Drake. Francis Bacon is bacon and Drake is the great right now. And you're right. Billy the Kid is William Kidd and Henry Morgan is Henry Morgan. So I would say based on this, the best answer would be Drake.

But I cannot confirm. I'm not going to blame it on you if I fail this. This is where I was leaning anyway. And I don't want to use my lifelines on this one. I got you. I got you. Sir Francis Drake, final answer. Final answer. That is? Hammer Drake, final answer. Final answer.

That is. Hammer it in. Correct! Yes! Sir Francis Bacon, just in case you're wondering, is the guy who is like allegedly the author of many of Shakespeare's plays. Oh, alright, alright. Bacon. Yo, I won some Prime exclusive deals.

Amazing from Amazon Fresh. So crazy. There are so many ads. Question number eight. What was the name of the pseudo documentary slash horror film shown on Halloween night 1992 on BBC one that scared viewers who thought that it was real? A Ghostbusters B the real Ghostbusters, C Ghostwatch or D the real Ghostwatch? I don't know why, but I'm like dead certain it's see Ghostwatch or D, the real Ghostwatch?

I don't know why, but I'm like dead certain it's see Ghostwatch. It is 100% not Ghostbusters or the real Ghostbusters. No it is not. That's for sure. Ghostwatch. So final answering C. Final answer, see Ghostwatch is correct.

Nice. We're good. Yes. Next question number nine for $16,000. You're only, after're good. Next question, number nine for sixteen thousand dollars. You're only after this one, you'll only be five away from the million, a.k.a. the million dollar key lime pie. This this question is what mysterious relic was discovered using a mural of King Arthur while Graham Phillips was searching for the infamous green stone?

A, a regular sized sword, B a small sized sword, C a swan's neck or D a silver ring. Uh, do you know, do you have a guess on this? I have a guess. I want to say it is a small size. A small size sword as well. That's where I remember I have like the memory, like the visual from him telling the story. I just don't think Alex would have ever described something as a regular size sword.

Right. Yeah. Definitely wasn't a neck and I don't remember a ring being evolved. So I just have this visual of like going to the lake and finding it under like rock or rubble. I'm gonna go with B, small size sword. B, small size sword is final answer. That is correct. Yes. I will say that the green stone is almost always shown on a silver ring. OK.

OK. Question number 10, $32,000 question. What very mundane item was Kevin Manus accused of converting into his mysterious Dibbock box in 2019. A, a Cyberpunk 2077 Xbox One X special edition. B, a jukebox. C, a cuckoo clock. Or D, a mini bar.

Don't ask me what's going on with the answers here. I don't know why they're out of order like this, but you see it. I see it. It's because of the Xbox. Xbox, cyberpunk. Screwed up everything. I see it. It's because of Xbox. Xbox cyberpunk. Screwed up everything. You confused it. You confused it with with the big answer of A.

And I wish it was A, dude. I would have loved to see a Dibbix box turned from a cyberpunk 2077 Xbox One special edition. This is B. D rather a mini bar. D a mini bar. Turn the Dibbix box. Is that real?

Is that real? Yes, sir. I forgot that. Your final answer? Yes. Yeah.. Yes sir. I forgot that. Your final answer? Yes sir. Yeah, oh yeah, come on now. Correct.

Damn, you're good at this. $64,000 question, now we're almost to the top. Mathis is close to his pie, that feels good. What is the name of the enigmatic, heat resistant, and edible material created by hairdresser Maurice Ward that was studied and shown on TV, but never shared with the government. Was it a starlight? Was it B star bright? Was it C star? I see tonight. Was it D star might? Which, you know, some people like the taste of some people don't. So, you know, but with a little bit of butter on toast.

Matthew's nodded along like he knew what this was immediately. I think it's a Starlight. Starlight? How do you feel? Final answer? Pretty confident. Final answer? You said it? I don't want to use, I feel, because I'm trying to think, I don't think it's Starbright. It's definitely not Starbite.

Starmite? That just sounds like Marmite. I don't think it was Starmite. I don't think it was star might. I don't if it was, then I totally blanked and I deserve the loss, but I'm going to go for it. I'm going to die. I can't believe you're. If not, maybe I'll win a F107 shoes from my god. I wish you don't have to win the shoes because you were correct. Hey, we love to see it.

Oh, yeah. Next question. Here we go. So pressed. We are. We got three questions left for my win here. Three left. I don't know what's going on with the numbering of the questions. Looks like this is a good one. Question 12 to 14.

Yeah, I don't know what's up with that. But you got three left. Here we go. What was the name of the sinister criminal organization that blackmailed Japanese candy companies and caused the police superintendent to light himself on fire in shame. A, the beast with two backs.

B, the monster with 21 faces. C, the fox eyed society or D, the hellfire club. C final answer. The fox eyed society. I don't, are you sure my only other. So are you sure? Maybe I don't think that's correct. Obviously not D D it's definitely not a, it might be B there is a possibility that it's the monster with 21 faces saying the Fox side society sounds like something Alex would say. It's not the hell fire club. It's not the

beast of two backs. No, Alex definitely the society. I don't know that there's a Japanese thing, something, something society. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. See, I'm like 70 30 split and that 30 is enough to make me society doesn't

sound like a thing, right? I mean, it does, but it sounds American as shit. It doesn't sound like I will remind you. You have two lifelines left. I do. I'm not trying to save them for the final two questions. I was trying because it might be the monster with 21 faces and it does sound familiar and I don't know why.

But I what's got you? What's drawing you to see so hard? I couldn't tell you. I don't know because it just sounds like a crime organization in a weird way. And that might be what you were intending, which is which is exactly the problem. You know what? I'm going to put my trust in Jesse's basket. I want to save the last two for the final for the final lifelines. OK, let's do B. Let's do B.

The monster with 21 faces. I would love to see it. Is that your final answer? Yes. It's yes. Not correct. No, you did. Some some is here. You got it right. You got it right. As the game is over, Mathis, I think you did it.

And you won the game with zero incorrect responses, but there's still two more. I wait, let me just let me just play through this again really quick. Yeah, you practice. Jesse, thank you. I appreciate it. I thought you won the game. I thought we lost. I thought that was it for us. What happened?

They can come in your time of need when you get your little very shoot. Let you down, I guess. Not me, though. No, you got it all right. I also will say that the Fox Eyed Man is a person of interest in the 21 case faces case

That might be what it was. I like that, but but yeah, I had you in my my my my Angle, I'm glad I gave up that 70% I was a hundred percent wrong to American Yeah, something something society. That's that's some American shit. I said that I was like how how shit he might be. I can't help it. I'm American. I wish. Yeah. That would have been my end. My, uh, my own ego would have worked. All right. So we're starting, we're back there now. Starlight. Yes. Yeah. Okay. Next question is that is that and I won. He won. I don't want to see defeated you. I don't understand. You can edit this. Maybe you should edit this game and delete every question but the last two.

Yeah, I don't know what's... I'll look away, I'll look away. I don't know what's going on here. It's too late, he beat you, he beat you at your game. He'd always beat you, but he beat your game! Yeah, I'm a little... I'm a little Nervo. Give this man his pie! Key lime pie! Give this man his pie! Give this man his pie key lime pie His pie Oh Because there's no question 13 look it broke it That's right. That's why I'm here. So here's the joke. I'm not looking I'm not looking I'm not looking

I should 14. We're gonna erase the joke because question 14 was what's the greatest single website and it was Hatred.com slash. Humanity pod, Matron.com, Gator, Hatred.com slash. Humanity pod. But today. OK, Mathis, close your eyes. I can see if he's closing them. Jesse, maybe just look away for a minute. I'm going to read you the last question. It's just I'm not going to help.

This last one. OK, this last one. What did some sick colors? You can't can't look. Just just close your eyes. What did the ghost of a Pennsylvania man allegedly tell his friend to do in an email message from beyond the grave? A, eat his vegetables, B, go back to college, C, break his ankle or D, clean his attic. Shit, do you remember this, Jesse? I can't help you, but you do have two phone of friends. That's true.

Wait. Yeah. What is it? Pull the audience. You still have. Just give me the fucking answer. Give me the answer. This one.

I literally have no answer. This one was that the ghost told him to clean his attic. The other one was what I would have guessed. Be fair, but I didn't. I had zero confidence that was the right answer. The joke with that one was that one of his other friends knew he knew the ghost knew about his friend's broken ankle. So there was a little bit of a trick there to that one.

But I'm going to say you went ahead and won that pie for yourself. Hell, yeah. All right. Despite this, I don't know what happened with question 13, I don't know where that went, but that's okay. That's a gimme. That's a superstition. Give this man a pie. I'll take my pie.

Give this man a key lime pie. Alright, you get a key lime pie, but next one, it's time for Who Wants to Be a Chillionaire, Jesse edition. Now Jesse gets to have final answer. Yes. Hopefully this one doesn't break. I'm sure this will be much harder. And yeah, I can't wait.

All right, here we go. What California city is the Villa Montezuma house as well as our recent guest Pat Contri currently located in? This is gonna be, oh, sorry, I have to wait. Sorry, sorry, sorry. A, San Francisco, B, San Diego, C San Andreas or D Santa Claus town. Now, I want to believe Santa Claus town because I want to believe Santa. Yeah. But I'm going to say B San Diego, San Diego, Wales, vagina. Is that your final answer? Yes. Yes. I think you're right.

Correct. Via Montezuma, an interesting place to go visit. Nope. All right. Next question for $200. What strange... Hello? My question. This is my question.

Great question. You're back on my game. This question and the answer is green. The answer is green, Alex. Dude, what the fuck is happening here? Nope. Too late. Nope. Nope. I'm going to C. Neil Armstrong, or D. Buzz Lightyear? I'm going to say C. Neil Armstrong. I have nothing to say to that. Is that your final answer?

Sure. Yes. That's correct. He did it. What? That's right. What a good job, Jesse. That pie is on the way already. I can taste it. No, I don't think so. I'm going to get to the later ones and it's going to be over for me.

Question number three for $300. Which country is home to the mysterious Flannan Isles Lighthouse? Is it A, Scotland, B, Ireland, C, England or D, Wales? Scotland. Scotland. It's the Scots. That's Jesse's own episode. So you got to believe he's got to know what he's talking about.

Is that your final answer? Yep, it is. That would be correct. Crushing it right now, dude. I mean, this is this is okay. Question number four, $500. What is the supposed theme of the decor in room 322 of the Hotel Zaza in Houston, Texas?

A NASA, B New York loft, Texas. A, NASA. B, New York loft. C, rock stars or D, jail. Here's my question. Is it possible to combine B and D? Because that's kind of what it felt like. I'll be honest with you, but I'm going to say jail. Jail. Final answer. Jail. I think that is exactly what I would have said as well. Like a New York loft, but like a jail New York loft. But like, oh hey. Final answer.

A prison. Jail, yes. That's correct. I will say all of these also rooms that are available at the Hotel Zaza in Houston in other rooms. Amazing. Pretty weird. Amazing.

Yeah. Next question, number five for a thousand dollars. Which famous hip hop artist is the main character of an unlicensed JRPG, which might secretly be a cult recruiting tool? Is it A, Drake? Is it B, Beyonce? Is it C, Kanye West?

Or is it D, Post Malone? I absolutely believe that all four of these people are part of unlicensed JRPGs that secretly might be cult recruiting tools. Fire mage, bard, yeah, gotcha. I believe they're all four of these people are part of unlicensed JRPGs that secretly might be called fire mage Yeah, gotcha. I believe they're all part of it, but we specifically talked about Kanye West see Kanye West on his Kanye quest That is the final answer Yes, yes, that's correct BAM

Crushing it question number six six, $2,000. Here we go. What insane character does Walter Cronkite supposedly voice during the Bohemian Grove's cremation of care ceremony? Is it A, a giant stone owl, B, a hammer dryad, is it C, dull care, or is it D, Mark Twain? I know. Boy, can you phone a friend and phone Davis?

Since I wasn't here for that episode. Boy, here's the thing. I want to say giant owl, but. Dull care sounds like what it's actually supposed to be. The cremation of care is a ceremony where they actually like burn dull care. Right, right, right. I mean, I know, I just don't remember what his voice, he is the intro outro man,

which makes me think that he's the giant stone owl that's like watching everyone. What all painters? It's like watching everyone. We're all painters. Um, I would like to 50, 50, 50, 50. This is the same question.

It's the same question. I got math is exactly what I was going to say. All right. Here we go. 50, 50. Here we go. Locking it in. Bam.

You son of a bitch. I didn't get to choose this. It's random. You monster of a bitch. I didn't do this. I didn't get to choose this. It's random. You monster. All right. Well, my options are still A and C, a giant stone owl in doll care. I'm going to say the giant stone owl and hope that that's it. I honestly don't remember.

Is that your final answer? I got to go with it. Lock it in. You are correct. It was the giant stone owl. It's a pretty modern looking owl too. Like if you look up a picture of it, it's pretty like wild looking. All right, question number seven, good job.

What unlikely device did Ken and Debbie use to send messages through time and space at Meadow Cottage in 1984? Was it A, a 1982 Ford Escort MK3? Was it B, a 1982 BBC Model B microcomputer? Was it C, a Commodore 64? Or was it D, a General Electric JET 88 microwave oven? I think it's B, right Mathis?

Yes. You are 100% correct. It was the microcomputer B. Yes, sir. The 1982 BBC model B microcomputer final answer. Yes, that is correct. I would have loved to be like wrong. It was Commodore 64. I would have been blown away. The craziest thing is how much of this shit you guys retain. All right. Next question. Question eight for $8,000. What cryptic message was found carved into a wooden palisade at the abandoned Roanoke colony settlement? Was it A. Crotoan? Was it B. Tamamshud? Tom should was it see no share shape or was it D beware the red stone. I would love it.

If only for the purposes of time traveling, we can go back to Roanoke, carving, beware the red stone. Just so all these years later, Alice can be like, it's all connected. God, that would be amazing. The answer is A, however. A, Crotean. Final answer? Yes. That is correct.

Bang, bang, bang. Question number nine for $16,000. What horrible act was popularly attributed to Tererre, the disgusting stinky man who ate everything, which finally got him kicked out of the French army. A, eating a toilet full of his own shit. B, eating eight plague rats. C, eating a 14 month old baby.

Or D, eating the skin off a sleeping priest's face. Mathis, I'm gonna have to say it's a right. It's definitely is that correct? No, I believe it's C actually. He ate a baby. I don't remember that shit. He was he was attributed to him. I don't think he did, but it was part of the rumor.

The question is, the question is, what act was attributed to him? I don't want to say that he did this. I'm almost positive it's C. I'm like 99. I mean, you would think I remember the story of a man eating a baby, but I thought they were so disgusting. Oh, he ate trash. It wasn't his own food. He even used him as a spy for a while to transport messages and shit. Yeah, because he would eat stuff and that he can hide all the, I'll say baby, I'll say he ate a baby, why not? If I lose to a

man not eating a baby, I'm fine with that. See, eating a 14 month old baby, is that your final answer? Yes, yes. That is correct. That dude, he ate a baby. I came to you in your final hour and repaid the debt. Thank you so much, you saved me. They did give him a message in a box that he had to shit out and then wade through his shit

to get to the message. Yeah, that's probably what you were thinking about. Off to the next question. Question number 10. What was the mysterious distinguishing feature of the very special place known as Vagina Island? A, buried treasure, B, sculptures,

C, a pile of broken bongs, or D, naked ladies? I believe it is B, sculptures. Weird ass vagina sculptures. I believe it's B, meshed or D, naked ladies? I believe it is B, sculptures. Weird ass vagina sculptures. I believe it's B, meshed with D, technically, in some cases. Yeah, yeah. B, sculptures.

The final answer, sculptures? Yes. That answer is correct. Nice job. Until, as far as I know, sculptures of naked ladies still don't count as naked ladies. So I'm gonna go with that. You're right.

But. Question number 11, we're almost there. Four away from the top. Here we go. of naked ladies still don't count as naked ladies. So let's go with that. Question number 11, we're almost there, four away from the top. Here we go. $64,000 question. That's as high as the pyramid used to go. What high profile movies production was apparently so cursed that one actor

was struck by lightning three separate times? A, Poltergeist. B, Poltergeist 2 poltergeist to see the exorcist or D the passion of the Christ Math is it is it passion of the Christ? I think it is Thank you. Yeah, isn't it? What's his face Jesus Jim Cavie's? Yeah, yeah, Jim Cavie's old didn't get struck by lightning, but I have to believe it's D. And wasn't he like a huge douche? I have to believe it's D. OK, so D, Passion of the Christ, an actor was struck by lightning three times.

Final answer? Yes. That is correct. It was. And if you think about it, the fact that he was up on a crucifix for a long portion of the movie makes it very like understandable maybe why he was a good target for the lightning. There were plenty of cursed things that had to do with all those other movies as well. Question 12, $125,000. Here we go. What is

the name of the popular documentary which lays out various fan theories about Stanley Kubrick's The Shining? A. Room 108. B. Room 322. C. Room 237. Or D. The room where it happens, the room where it happens, the room where it happens. Alright, so it's never going to be D again, but it will be C. Room 237. C. Room 237. is that your final answer? Yes. That is correct. Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing. All right, next question, here we go.

I want that pie. For $250,000, what is the name of Sean Bean's character in the film Jupiter Ascending? Is it philopercadium? Is it stinger, ap peony, a peni, C, chicanery knight, or D, famulus? I hope I'm right on this one. Let me see what Jesse says first.

So here's the thing. I fully believe that chicanery knight, there was a man in that show or that movie named Mr. Knight, but I don't, but there was a man in that show or that movie named mr. Night, but I don't but it was a villain It wasn't the guy who hung around bees Who is named stinger a peony? Stinger peony, that's the that's the one you want to go with

Right math is give me some love here, bro. I was gonna say chickery night Isn't that correct Mr. Night? Yeah, oh yeah, you know that's, I watched the movie that one time, it was hard. He was the rat man that hung out with the main guy. The rat man from Portal. Yeah, he was the rat man. I mean Stinger Peeny makes way more sense in context.

Yeah, cause he hung out with the bees. I have to imagine. The queen, yeah, yeah, yeah. I have to imagine that's what it is. Sean Bean's character in Jupiter ascending be Stinger, Peony. Final answer. I have to say yes.

I can't believe it would be anything else. That is. Correct. Yeah. But I will say all of the world of all those names are from Jupiter ascending. Every single one of those. Of course. Famulus is my favorite one of them. Next question is for $500,000.

We're halfway there. According to Alex, how many episodes has he already done purely on the subject of President Kennedy's assassination? A, one. B, two. C, three. Or D, none. One. One.

A. If you say it's none, I'm going to lose my mind. Is that your final answer? Yes. That is? A. Correct. Yeah.

I know what you say you did. People buy into my bullshit. It's working. All right. Ready for the next question? Here we go final question one million dollars Here we go on September 8th 2018 Which SoundCloud rapper claimed to be a second-generation? Clonid clone from Canada was it a

Trippy red was it be Lil peep was it see C, Kid Buu? Or was it D, Ski Mask the Slump God? Yo, Ski Mask the Slump God is a badass. Here's what I'll say. It doesn't matter what I think about this because I would, for the sake of victory, like to use my automatic victory win here.

Let's clock it in. Okay, I will use it, but for posterity's sake, who's your choice? Final answer. I'd go Lil Peep personally. I would have to go Lil Peep as well. Lil Peep, what answer is it? It was Kid Bu.

Kid Bu. Not what I would have guessed. I would have lost, see? Kid Bu, but you did it. You won the game with zero incorrect responses. Everybody gets pie, and that's who wants to be a chill in there doesn't that feel good? So great good. All right, I enjoyed video. Yeah, what a great mini. So to 100 How much time are we at now? We're at 46 minutes. Let's go into our first listener story

This is story time from dead. Sore's new listener. Here we go. No, okay. Okay. Hang on. Hang on. Do this I'm stepping away for two seconds. I'll be waiting. Why does he need to step away? I need to grab a snack. I'm hungry. I'm so hungry. What do you mean no?

You're in this to the end. I need to. I'm with you. You don't get to leave. No, if I have to suffer through this, you have to suffer through this. I'm definitely not leaving. We only have a little bit left.

Listener story number one, storytime from Demsors. Me, we have a little bit left. We have like a whole other 40 minutes to go. It's 100 minutes. Whatever. So's a hundred minutes, so whatever. So, back when I still lived with my mother, we moved into a house to accommodate the dog I insist on having. He's perfect and happy and wonderful.

This is not a sad dog story, but he is mildly relevant to the story. I was so happy to be living in an actual house and not an apartment complex for the first time in my life that maybe all of the creepy day-to-day things just passed by me because I didn't notice them until months into living there. The kitchen was set up in a way that to the right of the fridge was the basement door in the far back corner of

the kitchen and the stove was directly in front of that with just enough room to open the door. Eventually, I noticed that there were dried brown splatters on the ceiling from the basement door to over the stove. It didn't faze me. Maybe pasta sauceatters on the ceiling from the basement door to over the stove. It didn't faze me. Maybe pasta sauce exploded on the stove forever ago and was never cleaned, which would explain the color and location. That was fine. Totally fine. I also eventually noticed, however, that there was a sliding lock on the outside of the basement door. That one I found unsettling immediately. Maybe it's to keep it from opening from

breezes or to keep small children from opening the door because the lock was rather high up. That was another thing I could shrug off. However, the basement steps were old and wooden, leaving space to see between them as you go up them. It was your typical dirt floor basement. Everything down there was stone. So it was already creepy. But the creepiest part was the pit. Yes, I said pit. Underneath the wooden stairs, someone had built up a stone pit that was tall enough that I, as the tallest person in my household at five, five, could not see into over the edge. And it unnerved me enough that I had no desire to hoist myself up onto the wall.

So why not just look down into it from the stairs, right? There was space to see it through the gaps in the stairs after all. So, well just look down into it from the stairs, right? There was space to see it through the gaps in the stairs after all. So, well, I tried that. Somebody had taken wooden planks and set them up along the side wall of the pit so one intentionally could not see into it. My mother once took her phone, turned on the flash, and reached her arm over the side of the pit to take a picture to see what was in there. When she pulled her arm out, her phone had turned off. She ran upstairs to tell me and we turned her phone on. It was fully charged and no picture had been taken. I don't know why nobody else tried to look into it, but I know that it unnerved me enough

that I just didn't want to. A couple years later, my sister got a boyfriend who came over for a holiday and was much taller than my mother, my little sister and me. He decided to look after we told him about it and told us it was really creepy. That's when I finally got the nerve to hoist myself up and look in the pit. It was a dirt floor, there were some empty beer cases, there was a dirty old child's blanket in there. It was pink, with some princess-like cartoons that I didn't recognize on it, and I made sure the basement window was locked, it was, and never looked in it again.

In between this time of knowing what was in the pit, some other creepy things happened in this house. I started practicing wicca in this time. I was a noob, and it turns out casting circles before rituals is important, and I didn't for my first one. The day after my circle-less ritual, I grabbed my purse and left for the day. While I was out and about, I reached in to find my wallet and punctured my finger on a thumbtack. I was enervated but in public so I acted normal. Finished my transaction, then left the store and emptied out my purse.

The bottom was full of thumbtacks. I never dumped thumbtacks into my purse. A few nights later, I had my very first instance of sleep paralysis. I very rarely have it now, but I'd never had it before, so I was terrified. I'd fallen asleep with the light in my room on and my dog was curled up at my feet. I could swear I saw a woman at my bedroom door walk in, stop at the foot of my bed, and reach towards my dog. I closed my eyes tight because I couldn't get my body to do anything else.

When I regained control of my body, I opened them and the woman was gone. A few nights later, I started sleeping facing my wall because I deduced it was sleep paralysis and didn't want to have another bout and have my whole room to hallucinate about. I woke up with sleep paralysis again and this time was stuck staring at my wall while I could swear I felt like there was someone in my room. While I was stuck there, it felt like someone started stroking my back. My paralysis ended while I felt the stroking and turned over as soon as I could,

only to find there was nobody there and my bedroom door was closed like I had left it. There it is. The succubus has arrived. A few months later, I slept in my room with my door closed. My dog was housebroken, but had taken to spiked peeing whenever he was shut out of a room. He'd slept in my mom with my door closed. My dog was housebroken but had taken to spite peeing whenever he was shut out of a room. He'd slept in my mom's room that night but when she left for work, he was left alone and spite peed in the living room, presumably after realizing he was shut out of my room

and had been left alone. I woke up, left my room and found the puddle but I couldn't be mad because I was too scared. About six feet guesstimating from the puddle in the doorway between the living room and dining room, mind you, the dining room was basically the same room as the kitchen with the creepy basement door, was a single wet footprint. My little sister lived with us but wasn't home. It was too far from the puddle for there not to be any other wet footprints if somebody had stepped in it.

I examined the hell out of this thing. The print was a fully formed human foot heading into the dining room slash kitchen. All five wet toe prints visible. It was absolutely a human foot that had left it. And as I said, I was the tallest person in my household. Even if anyone else was home, none of them could have stepped so far as to leave that one print because I couldn't. This last creepy thing my mom told me about,

but I wasn't home for. About a year later, my little sister had a friend stay the night. They were in the kitchen eating snacks and hanging out when my sister left her friend to use the bathroom. In that time, her friend says she felt like someone was behind her and she heard a man's voice in her ear. I don't remember what she heard him say, but I know she rushed to my mom's room and begged her to take her home right then because she was scared. What does this all mean? I have no idea. Why was my sleep paralysis vision, a woman and my sister's friend hurt a man?

Why? When my mother started looking into the history of the house, did she find that a child had died there? But the creepy stuff had no childlike links other than the blanket in the pit. No clue, but it's chilling and weird and maybe unexplainable by other things. But I've never been able to figure out how all of the unsettling things are linked. How about that? Pretty good. Good story.

No sir, I love that. I wish they had taken a picture of the footprint or something, that would have been cool. Yeah, the pit to me is by far the scariest thing. I used to, I know, I remember at my grandma's house, you go down into her basement, which is very rare to have in California, and you could look to the side while you were going down the stairs into her basement, which is very rare to have in California and you could look to the side while you were going down the stairs in the basement you could see under the house and

There were like parts just like imagining what was down there where I couldn't see you just like really freaked me out I don't know why yeah So about the same thing with my house growing up at a basement in New England like a lot more common But the same thing is those in the back It was unfinished dirt floor and there was like this ditch back there that we used to like pour like gross water or something like, yeah, this is old houses have some weird, weird stuff in them sometimes. Yeah. It's uh, I don't know.

Actually, holy shit, that reminds me in my old house back in where I lived back in Windward Island, when I grew up, my parents bought that house and it was still, you could still see it if you removed like the stuff, someone had like scraped in and like painted onto the basement walls, a pentagram and like Satan rules and like crazy, like dumb, weird shit that was down there from tenants before we moved in. Do you think they did that? No, it doesn't look like anything was sacrificed.

It just looks like a bunch of kids. It's like that story, that guy who left the creepy doll in the attic and was like, when they find that thing, it's going to freak them out. Oh, yeah. Exactly. No, like, yeah, I think that's exactly what it was. Frickin nutty. All right. So that's the first listener story. How far are we now?

Fifty five minutes. OK, great. So now let's play a game called Secret Project, Obscure X-Man or both. Okay, okay. I'm taking a minute and I'm running and grabbing a candy bar. I'm shaking, I'm so hungry. I'm gonna explain what this game is. I'm gonna explain what this game is.

It might take about a minute, I'm not sure. So here we go. Okay, this next segment is similar to our roller coaster or cryptid segment that we did recently, except this time, the goal is to decide whether each word that I say is the code name of a secret government project, an obscure character from the X-Men,

or both, as in it's both a secret government project and the name of an X-Man. So Cyclops. Yeah, maybe. Also, the words project. Also, the words project and operation have been fully removed so that it's less obvious which is which. OK, oh, boy. So does that make sense to you? It does. It makes sense.

It's either going to be an X-Men, a secret government project, or it could be both. OK, OK. You guys decide who's the winner together. a secret government project or it could be both. Okay. Okay. You guys decide who's the winner together. Whoever it is gets to ask me one question about the X men. That's what you get if you win. All right. So here we go. First one, Zeitgeist.

That sounds like an X-Men for sure. I'm going to say it is both both. Yeah, so I'm going to go the same says Jesse's both. Mathis is both on Zeitgeist. I think so. Zeitgeist is. A member of X-Force, he's in Deadpool 2. He's played by one of the Sars guards or whatever. I think the one who played the clown in it. He's the one who spits up acid.

But you're telling me there isn't a government operation called Zyka. There has to be. Nope. I want that. We know of. Yeah, that's true. Yep.

Get him out. This is true. Next one is called ice worm Government that's kind of your name is your X-Men your shitter than Jubilee Ice worm that could be cool That's a trash name as a trash name for a trash X-Men no way I'm gonna I'm gonna say there a trash X-Men. No way. I'm going to say there is dumb X-Men name like that.

I'm going to go with both. You're going to go with both? Nah, don't do that. Iceworm is Project Iceworm, a United States Army program in the Cold War aimed to build a network of mobile nuclear missile launch sites under the Greenland ice sheet. Pretty crazy. That sucks.

Pretty wild, right? All right. So that's so that's your what do we got? What do you guys zero and zero zero on each? You've you've canceled each other out. One and one. Yeah, yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah, you guys are. Yeah, we both got wrong. So we'd be a zero on zero.

However, you're scoring this. Yeah. Evens these is that well, however, you're scoring this really. OK, the next one is Mockingbird. How are you scoring this? Yeah, evensies. Well, how are you scoring this, really? Okay. The next one is Mockingbird. I know that government. I'm going to say both. Yeah. Isn't there an X-Men called Mockingbird?

I don't know. Mockingbird? No, there's a S.H.I.E.L.D. agent called Mockingbird, I think. Close enough. Mockingbird is the wiretapping operation initiated by JFK to identify the sources of government leaks by eavesdroppings on the communication of journalists.

Not an X-Men? No, but she is a Hawkeye's wife, and she was an Avenger. Mockingbird, she's not a mutant, she's just a Avenger. Up next, Beak. Beak? Beak. beak beak beak X-man both beak don't know we're due for a both both both I'm gonna go with just X-man beak is just an X-man yeah it's a terrible X-man name he well if you've seen him look up beak and you'll see and you'll see right now

You'll see why oh he does suck He's a cool. He's a cool character, but yeah, he I mean no he's not he's worse off than beast. Let's put it that way All right next one He's name is even beak like beast but without the s yeah and a K nevermind it was beat beak all right this next one is tattoo this rings to me as a both. I'm going to say both as well. Tattoo is an X-Men, just an X-Men. There are no both. Yeah, you could throw me out with this both option. There's both. Trust me, there's both.

But yeah, tattoo. Who is tattoo? Tattoo is like a very, very obscure mutant that's in the prime earth 616 and is, I mean, just around for like one, one ish. It's like, it's like very- Her name is Christine Cord. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Barely, barely a mutant. Barely a mutant. Like technically an X-Men, you know? Like I'm using X-Men to mean an X-Men character not necessarily I want you to be aware that her power is she could display messages or designs on her skin Pretty saying well as face through matter. So she's like wait a minute, but also she just is a walking billboard She's like I guess that's a little better than Kitty pride if you yeah It's like math is seeing that one bad movie.

All right. Next one to watch it with you. Next one. Twinkle. Twinkle. Oh, I want to take government for sure. I'm going to say I'm saying both. One of these has to be both. I'll go with government. I'll say different. Twinkle is Project Twinkle, a US Air Force study to investigate the mysterious green fireballs from the late 1940s.

There's got to be an X-Men name Twinkle. Some type of mutant name Twinkle. Come on. All right. Next one. Rainbow. Twinkle come on all right next one Rainbow Hmm I'll go with both this time you're gonna go with both Why not I can see project rainbow. I can see it too. I can see it too. I'm gonna say both

Rainbow is both Let Let's go. A CIA research project aimed at reducing the radar cross-section of the Lockheed U2 spy plane. And it's also a character from Peter Milligan's X-Force issue number 117. So there you go. What do they do? Tell me.

I'm looking this up right now. This is like somebody who dies the same issue that they're introduced I've got you. Okay if you have ever read Peter Milligan's X-Force which becomes What is it called? X statics or X? I can't remember what it's called, but it's a wacky fucking comic It's great people die all the time Okay, next one. This character is also called Bloke, by the way.

Bloke? Rainbow is also called Bloke. I like that. Next one is Orion. Definitely government. I'm going to say both. I have to believe both. I have to believe this is an X-Men name, but Orion.

That's kind of where I want to go, too. So wait, so you said both? I'm gonna say, I'm just gonna say government. Government? Orion is a study conducted between the 50s and 60s by DARPA and NASA for Starship propulsion. And that's it. Orion is one of the one of the Orion is one of the new gods.

He's the he's the son of the son of Darkseid. He's a but he was raised on New Genesis. Next one. Acoustic Kitty. Acoustic Kitty, I'm saying both. That's just too fun. No, I'm saying I'm saying I'm saying both, that's just too fun. No, I'm saying government. I cannot live in a world where there's an X-Men called Acoustic Kitty. There should be if there's not.

There's an X-Men called Negasonic Teenage Warhead. There is no Acoustic Kitty, this is government. Acoustic Kitty is a CIA project launched by the CIA director of science and technology That was supposed to use cats to spy on the Kremlin No, and zero and not the most not the most Secretive nickname actually but still acoustic kitty. All right. We're not very far into this list. Here we go Next one is Darwin There there 100% has to be an X-Men named Darwin.

So I'm gonna say X-Men not government agency. I, this is like one of the very few X-Men things I know. I think Darwin's the one that adapts every time he's like about to be killed. You are correct. He's the guy who blows up in the movie. Yeah, you're correct. Darwin is an X-Men.

Yes, not a government project, just an X-Men. Darwin, yeah, he can absorb, he can like adapt to his environment quickly, but not that quickly necessarily. Because yeah, like Jesse says, he dies in X-Men first class. It's weak. It's a weak use of...

It's a cool concept, I like it a lot. Yeah. All right, right. Next one. Gold. Gold. I'm going to go with both. Both. It's just such a simple name that is so effective for, for both. I'm going to say government. I just don't know what gold would be, although I have to believe it's an X-Men. I'm just going to say government because I've been saying both and losing every time.

I'm going to say government. Operation Gold was a government op that was also known as Operation Stopwatch by the British that was to tap into the landline communications of the Soviet Army in Berlin. That was Project Gold. How about that? Cool. Cool.

Cool. Cool. Yeah, I like it. Next up, we've got Northwoods. I love the place that could buy a house. You're Northwoods. This one, I feel like could also be a cryptid or a roller coaster This yeah, I'm just gonna go with government on this one. Yeah, I'm gonna say just government

I don't know Northwoods is a bad name for next man. It would be what if they're Canadian though? What if they're like an alpha flight? Still turn then that's still terrible Well, Northwoods don't worry about it. It's just a government op. It's still terrible. And that's still terrible. Well, Northwoods, don't worry about it. It's just a government op. It's the one that's like the false flag one where we were going to attack ourselves and blame it on Cuba. Pretty fucked up. We would never do that. We didn't do it, but we were going to.

We thought about it. Yeah. Up next, Stargate. That's a show. It was a movie first. About it yeah up next Stargate That's a show. It was a movie first Nothing either you haven't seen the movie Stargate. Oh, dude. You're ready. Have you never seen bro? That's not seen so I don't know To Stargate is fire James Spader my dude Young James Spader to crazy young Ultron, bro

Yeah, the only on the office the only other thing James Bader's ever done Ultron. Yeah All right stargate I'm gonna say I'm gonna say X-Men not Government although I really wish it was government. See, I was thinking the other way. So I'm going to go with both. I'll land in the middle.

Stargate is a government operation established in 1978 at Fort Meade to investigate the potential for psychic phenomena in the military and domestic intelligence. Pretty good. That's what they use Stargate for and not a gate to the stars. Yeah, I know. It's also called Gondola Wish, Grill Flame, Center Lane, Sun Project, C.F. Scan Gate. And then in 1991, it was Stargate Project. Yeah. All right. Up next, we've got Lifeguard. X-Men for sure government project or both lifeguard

Both but it's definitely an x-men for sure, but I'll give the government. Maybe they thought of something. I don't know Okay, um I'll go just x-men just x-men lifeguard is an x-men Just X-Men. Lifeguard is an X-Men. Lifeguard can't come up with an oper- Oper- they got Operation Stargate, they don't do Stargates, and they got Operation Lifeguard, they got no Operation Lifeguard. There's no Operation Lifeguard. That sucks.

Lifeguard is like, exactly like Darwin. Almost. Weirdly. Really? I mean, you see how her name makes sense there. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah. Is there any difference? Like if you put them next to each other, like power wise,

is there really much of a difference in how would they do? Not really. No, no. Well, I often see her as like gold, like physically gold. When she's she's she's her thing. So they don't look the same, but they have pretty much the same powers. Up next, Armour. Definitely an X-Men for sure. She's she's she's her thing. So they don't look the same, but they have pretty much the same powers up next armor Definitely an X-Men for sure. I'm gonna go with both Sorry, I'm looking at lifeguard

Heather Cameron. Yeah, she's like go. She's ripped. Holy crap. She's like a gold version of what's-his-face Darwin no iron guy iron guy silver surfer iron guy ironman the red the red oh they got Colossus is who I'm oh Russian Iron Man I get you know I'm with you now we are what she looks like a gold version of a anyway I'm sorry what were you saying what's the thing I need to be focusing on armor? I Think it's both because like if armor is not used on each side. It's such a weird waste agreed It feels like a waste if you're not using something cool like armor Mm-hmm

armor is An X-Men his Sako cheeky No project armor. I'm blown away. She away. She is actually an interesting X-Men to talk about these days. I don't want to spoil anything for anyone, but if you are interested in what's been going on in the Marvel universe lately and you have not much knowledge of the Marvel universe, I would compare what's happening lately in the Marvel Universe

to the character armor from X-Men. And I just want you to think about that. Yeah. Anyway, up next, Avalanche. Both. Well, I have to believe it's both. I have to believe it's both. It's too cool of a word, right? Yeah. I'm going to go with you. I'm going to say it's both. It's too cool of a word, right? Yeah. I'm going to go with you. I'm going to say both too. Avalanche is just an X-Men. No way. He can have the

government sucks. The government's like operation, small ding-dongs. He can make earthquakes with his hands. Not bad. Well, of course you can that makes perfect sense because that's cool as shit yeah that would be a cool government project to make yeah they don't have secret government like avalanche beam ray come on get out town don't believe that up next Sun streak son streak son for sure I want to have faith in our government, so I'm going to go both again. Sunstreak. Sunstreak. Yeah, I'll say government. I don't think Sunstreak sounds like an X-Man name. Sunstreak is the same project as Stargate. I almost said it earlier. If you go back, I almost said it earlier.

But yeah, I don't know. That psychic, I think it's the men who stare at goats project. I think that just has a bunch of names for some reason. Sunstreak. Yeah. That's because Stargate was stupid and they knew. Uh, so Stargate was stupid as I said. Yeah, they said Stargate was stupid. So they knew they were like, we got to change. We got to. It has nothing to do with stars or gates, bro.

Uh, all right. Next one. Kodiak as in like the bear Kodiak cover. Yeah. Kodiak. As in like the bear Kodiak cover. Yeah, Kodiak. I got I just I keep saying both saber tooth. Right. Kodiak feels like it makes sense. Marine. This feels like a trap, though. Right. This feels like a trap. I don't know a Kodiak in X-Men.

Let's say government. I'm gonna hope for both. Kodiak is just the real name of Harpoon, the Inuit mutant. There is an operation Kodiak out there, but it is from the resistance verse from resistance become human or destroy whatever that whatever that game is called resistance. There's really do name Kodiak. He's he's he's in you it. He's he's he's called Harpoon, but his name is Kodiak. No attack. So he's so

he's an X-Men. I can look this up. You could have said harpoon and that would have been Kodiak. No attack. That is boy. I hate when they do rhyme names like that. Anyway. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I mean, sure. There's also, there's also, there's also the base at Kodiak in the real United States military, but that's not really the same thing that I don't really think that makes it a both. Up next up next chamber.

Shame like a chamber around chamber. Yeah, just call it. I'm going to go with X-Men. What could be both? I'm going X-Men. I have to go with both. There has to be. I, I come on government, stop letting me down.

Chamber is just an X-Men. Come on. He's one of the new warriors. He can explode from inside his chest. Pretty much. You're telling me that there is not a government operation called Chamber? Nope. Man, the government sucks.

The government totally sucks. You motherfucker. Up next, Dust. Come on, dust. I'm going to say just government. Both. Both. You're both wrong. It's just an X-Men dust. No, there's no.

She could turn her body into dust. Dust. Wow. What do you mean, wow? Incredible. She's a pretty prominent member of the X-Men. See her? Yeah, you see her.

I'm not sure how I feel about this character. Now I'm curious. OK. Dust from X-Men. I'm not sure if that's like, yeah, the one lady born in Kandahar can turn to the sand and disappear. Like, I don't know how I feel about that. Dust is a major X-Men character. Yeah, okay, I don't know.

Just threw out for years. Next one, Excelsior. This is just government. Yeah, I'm going to go with that too. I don't think there's any fucking X-Men named Excelsior. This is just what Stan Lee would shout, but it isn't an X-Men. It's true. It's just a government project. It was a series of parachute jumps made by Joseph Kinninger of the United States Air Force in 1959 and 1960 from helium balloons in the stratosphere. Some pretty crazy shit to test the like multi-stage parachutes from like high altitude ejections. Pretty

nuts. Uh, up next fire star. Uh, X X man. I'm not sure if he's X force or whatever, but I definitely, I'm just going to say just an X man. The government is not cool enough to name anything Firestar. They never will. I'm going to go with both. No, you're, you've lost already. Firestar is just an X-Man. I see through, I see through this game now. Yeah. Anything that sounds cool is definitely not related to the government. Damn.

Light, microwave manipulation, electromagnetic energy wavelengths, and I think she ended up with cannonball at one point. I can't remember. Or maybe they're related. I can't remember. A lot of X-Men in my brain. Up next, Oxcart. Government.

Yeah. Government. Yeah, government. I don't think there's an X-Man named Oxcart. You would be correct. Oxcart is a pure government operation that has to do with the Lockheed A12. They were testing the plane. Up next, cartwheel. Cartwheel X-Men cartwheel. No, you know what? Both.

I'm going both. I can see the act. I can see the government using a dumb name like that. Cartwheel. Both from Mathis. I'm going to say just government. I don't think there's a cartwheel mutant. Sorry. I'm busy looking at dust images. You're absolutely right. Cartwheel was a operation aimed at neutralizing the major Japanese base at Rabaul in 1943, 1944. There you go. You know why I knew that was government only? Cause that's a shitty name. All right, here we go. How about this?

Vengeance. Batman. Boy, there are some edgy X-Men, but I think that's just- Vengeance? I think that's just government. I don't think that's, I don't think there's an X-Men name Vengeance. If that's the just government. I don't think that's I don't think there's

an expert named Vengeance. If that's the case, then that is some mid nineties where the guy's muscles like the size of his head. That's why I would. Exactly. That's why I think it sounds very believable to me. But exactly. I'm going to go with both. You sold me on it, Jesse. This is I'm saying because just government vengeance is purely a government operation in which the Americans tried to kill Admiral Isoroku Yamamoto of the Japanese Navy on April 18th, 1943. Pretty crazy. He was eventually killed. But yeah, pretty crazy. Little pretty crazy operation.

Next one, Forge. Forge? Forge. I'm gonna say that is, ooh, that does sound like both. It is lame, but cool enough to also be an X-Men thing. It's not, and it sucks kinda, so that could very well be, I'm gonna say both. Government, right?

I'm gonna say both, yeah. You gonna go both? Come on. Forge is just an X-MenMen and not just an X-Men. He's one of the most long running X-Men. He's currently on the X-Men and he is a mutant inventor and like technical wizard. The government wasn't even they couldn't even do. He couldn't even use forage.

He makes like he makes unreal the X-Men weapons and stuff. He's like, I mean, I guess we shouldn't be too surprised if they didn't use forge. He makes all the X-Men weapons and stuff. He's like- I mean, I guess we shouldn't be too surprised that they didn't use armor. Right? He's like the quarter master of the X-Men forge. That's really cool though. Just a few-

I mean, no. Yeah, he's cool. Look him up. He's got a red bandana on. Check him out. Up next, gold balls. That's government only. That's government only. I so want it to be an X-Men, but I think I'm with you. I think it's government only. That's government. I so want it to be an X-Men,

but I think I'm with you. I think it's government only. I have some good news. You guys. Gold balls is only an X-Men. Wow. Sorry. Duck is gold ball. I go to he went gold balls for a really long time. He used to be able to project giant golden balls from his skin. That recently he's taken on the name egg in the X-Men because he's not better because he's one of the five. No, it is, though, because he is part of the immortality engine at the center of X-Men's secret island nation. Oh, so he makes he he creates embryos to resuscitate dead mutants.

Oh, that's cool. X-Men is actually really tight right now. It's like super high sci-fi. They have like a big event coming now though, Judgment Day. They got a lot of stuff coming. Like right now, Judgment Day is Avengers and X-Men and Eternals. It's crazy. Okay, how about this one? Just a couple more. and X-Men and Eternals. It's crazy.

How about this one? Just a couple more. Game Warden. See, I can definitely see an X-Men called Game Warden. I guess, yeah. I mean, Project Game Warden, what the fuck? Game Warden. What'll it be? All right.

You still gonna go with both? I think it's less cool than Forge. goal balls has a lot where he says, Oh, hey, my balls are working again. That's the kind of common ball balls is in go balls. Yeah, dude. I'm going balls on this one. More than both. I'm going to say, uh, just government game warden is just government it was a joint operation by the US Navy in the South Vietnamese Navy in order to deny the vietcong access to

resources me Kong Delta but bingo yeah the X my name game warden that's too much up next sunshine government only. I have to believe there is in a Sunshine X-Men. I have to believe that. Sunshine? No way. Man, we've already been surprised a couple times today.

No way. So I'm gonna go with the other side. I'm gonna say just an X-Man. Sunshine, Sunshine is just a government operation. It's a scientific expedition conducted by the United States Navy in summer of 1958. 100 sailors piloted the USS Nautilus under the North Pole. It's a submarine.

It was able to stay under the water because its nuclear reactor enabled it to. That's a garbage name for this fucking project. Operation Sunshine? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, up next, Karma. Now Karma, ooh, see, yeah, ooh, yeah, both.

I'm going both. That just, it means I'm giving credit to the government to come up with something kind of cool sounding. Yeah, I'm going to, it's 100% an X-Men. The problem is, is I don't know if the government's cool enough to use Operation Karma, but I'm gonna say yes, I'm gonna say both. Karma is just an X-Men.

God damn! Karma is just an X-Men. Wow. You guys got bamboozled by this game. These things are too similar sounding. Like the roller coasters and the cryptids, I feel like I got close, but these I'm genuinely bamboozling. Karma. Yeah, Karma's a new mutant and she was on Hellions, I think.

Yeah, Karma's cool. Up next, chaos. Just the next just government. Just X-Men, just government. Look at that. Yeah, I just if government props to the government, if they use project chaos. Project chaos is our operation. Chaos actually is a central intelligence agency, domestic espionage project

targeting the American people from 1967 to 1974, established by LBJ expanded under Nixon whose mission was to uncover possible foreign influence on domestic race, anti-war and other protest movements. Real crazy. That sounds about right. Yup. Uh, up next, a Zorian. A Zorian only X-Men. Yeah, I don't see that being anything other than an X-Men. Project Azorian. Get out of shut your mouth.

Is also called Jennifer. It was a US Central Intelligence Agency project to recover K129 Soviet submarine from the Pacific Ocean floor using a ship built specifically to do so. Project Azorian. Project Azorian. All right. Up next, Merlin.

That's only government. It's definitely government. I'm hoping there's a Merlin X-Men. No way. No way. No way. No way. Never happening. So here's what I'll say. Merlin is in the X-Men. Merlin is in other world, but Merlin is just a wizard and is not a mutant. And therefore Operation Merlin was a United States covert operation under the Clinton administration

to provide Iran with a flawed design for a nuclear weapon component to delay their weapons program. Pretty crazy. Up next Polaris. Oh baby there's so many things. That is a double. That's both. That's both. Yeah. I'm going to go with both as well as see failed YouTube MCN Polaris is just an X-Men. What Magneto's daughter. She's green. She has his powers Polaris. She was also just recently on the X-Men or is currently on the X-Men. Really cool outfit. Looks awesome. Has green hair. One of my faves. Oh, um, the reason why I thought that, I just wanted to look it up just to verify Polaris is the name of the thing from control, which is a government

organization, which is a government organization. Yeah, that's true. So in a way, in a way, uh, last one, Sunfire. Oh, both. Both. Yes. Unfortunately, Sunfire is just an X-Men. Fuck! Government, you suck, dude.

This is only taught me to disrespect the government more. I'm even more disappointed with my nation. That is Secret Project, Obsc, obscure X-Man or both. So between the two of you, who do you, who do you guys feel like was the winner? No one was there. No one won this time. Since I wasn't tracking the score. I really think we were both equally bad.

I would say if anyone won, Mathis got a few more of where I said both. He picked he made choices. So he definitely I would say Mathis won, but I'll be honest, I don't think anyone won there. I think toward the end of the same thing, I went both a lot toward the end. You went government. No one won. If anything, we are deeper in the hole than when we started. Okay, Mathis. Well, uh, since you won, you get to ask me one question about the X-Men, anything you want. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Anything about the X-Men. I asked me one question about the X-Men. anything you want. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Anything about the X-Men I want.

You asked me one question about the X-Men. All right, here's what I want, and it's gonna be more of an Alex question. If you had it your way, how would you introduce the X-Men to the MCU? Okay, great question. Terrible question, this is gonna be bad. No, what I would do is I would have made it

so that currently we're in a universe where the X-Men have already been removed from the universe. And then I want to do a movie where it's like some movie, like some like Fantastic Four movie or some other movie. And a big player in the movie is Wolverine and he like shows up through like a portal or some bullshit. And then we make X-Men movies separately that have nothing to do with the MCU and then let their first like Chitauri Avengers movie, be them reversing their problem

and now coming back into the Marvel universe. That would be really cool. I like that. That's how I like that idea a lot. It's time to build the characters, give them. Yeah, I like that a lot. Yeah. Or maybe I just do it. You see as you see as Wolverine. And why is it Daniel Radcliffe?

I would love it to be Daniel Radcliffe. I don't think they're going to go that route. And I don't think he looks world weary enough. He's like too youthful. I could see the Kingsman guy, but I think like even he, I don't see him like, he doesn't seem badass enough. He doesn't seem chunky enough to me. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. It depends. I have to see how they interpret Wolverine too. You know what I mean? If they're really gonna make him a five foot four, like five foot three little hairy dude. Radcliffe Fitz, dude. Yeah.

I mean, yeah. I don't know. It really depends. It really depends. Depending on how much they adapt to Wolverine, Hugh Jackman's like six three or some shit. He just wasn't the right adapt to Wolverine, like Hugh Jackman's like six, three or some shit. Like he just like wasn't the right guy for Wolverine, but he just, he crushed it.

But you know, so who knows? I'm not, I'm not too, I haven't given it much thought actually. I really liked the cast of the X-Men movies that Fox had. Yeah, if they did anything right, it was the cast. I mean, there's a couple of great X-Men movies out there. Yeah, no, I'm with you. I like first class a lot.

X-Men 2 is a classic. How much more time do we have? How far? How long has this been going? We have like a minute left. A minute 30. A minute 30? No. Yes, sir.

It's 1.2837 according to my recording. That's 90 minutes. One hour. One hour 30 minutes. 28 minutes. One hour 40 minutes. Is 100 minutes. 90 minutes. One hour, one hour, 30 minutes, one hour, 40 minutes is 100 minutes. 90 minutes, 120 minutes, 100 minutes. 90 minutes is an hour and a half.

Son of a bitch. He's right. Mathis, we tried. We tried to try. I thought for some reason. This is the story number two. That time I saw something very strange by HMF. To give some background on myself, I'm a 38 year old father of two and live in Atlantic Canada. I grew up in a very religious household.

My parents were missionaries and I spent my formative years living in the Czech Republic. That said, I am not religious myself at all. While I don't believe in any sort of higher power such as a God or other deity, I do believe that we are not alone in the universe. I also believe that our beginning of the universe,

I believe that our understanding of the universe is very limited and that we are in alone in the universe. I also believe that our beginning of the universe, I believe that our understanding of the universe is very limited and that we are in our infancy as a species. We are only just beginning to understand the inner workings of our universe. Who's currently regretting the Alex promise of a hundred minutes and more? I never agreed to this. Not once.

Not once. It's all you, you laughed and you laughed and you were like, this is gonna be a ton of fun, I can't wait to see what Alex brings. I probably have 150 minutes ready. In the past I've experienced some abnormalities. Seeing strange things here and there,

most of them I have chalked up to being tricks of the mind. Perhaps I was focused on one thing and out of the corner of my eye, my vision became warped. Or perhaps my imagination got the better of me and caused a fear reaction when there was nothing to be afraid of. I think we've all had experiences like this and interpret them in our own ways. Recently, however, I had an experience that I've been unable to explain.

I can't figure out how to make sense of it logically and I've arrived at an unexpected conclusion. Let's get on with it, shall we? I live in a small city in a small province in eastern Canada. We live in a quiet subdivision and are only a short drive from my daughter's elementary school. It takes roughly seven to eight minutes to drive there. There are only two routes to get to her school, and I take the same one probably 80% of the

time. This route is essentially two streets. One street for about half of the drive and then a turn onto the next street for the next half. On the street the school is on, There isn't that much to speak of. There's a car dealership, an auto parts store, a bed and breakfast, a technical college, some small neighborhoods on side roads along the way, a high school and an elementary school.

I drive down this road probably eight times a week. Nothing that interesting ever happens. Two weeks ago, during a very typical morning, I dropped my daughter off at school and was driving home listening to some music. On the way home, I drove by the bed and breakfast on this road and noticed that there was a new vehicle parked in the driveway and that the sign out front had changed to a sign for a photography studio. I thought this was pretty interesting.

It made sense that the home would have changed hands. I'm sure during the pandemic, the bed and breakfast industry was a far cry from what it used to be. I assume the previous owners had sold it and moved on with their lives. And I thought that the photographer would make nice use of the property and home. It was a lovely little spot. It was on my mind for the remainder of my short journey home. The next day I was driving down the road again after having dropped my daughter off. The previous day when I picked her up, I got her from the other direction and I dropped her off from this other direction

as well this morning. Driving down the road, I was thinking about maybe getting some family photographs and was curious about the name of the photographer who now owned this property. When I drove by the property, however, the sign out front once again indicated that it was still a bed and breakfast. The same Range Rover that was usually there was parked in its usual spot. It looked completely normal, just as it always had.

I drove by this over and over for the next few days. Every time it was still a bed and breakfast. I drove by this over and over for the next few days. Every time it was still a bed and breakfast. I drove down the street each time looking for whether the photographer's business was. Perhaps I'd been mistaken about where I saw the sign. Was I remembering it wrong? Maybe it was up the block, a street or two. Every day I looked, every day I saw nothing indicating there was any kind of photography business on the street. I began to question if I had actually seen this or if I had been seeing things, but I have a vivid memory of the sign and a vivid memory of my thoughts on the subject at the time. After about a week and a half had gone by, it was still weighing on my mind,

I brought the topic up with my wife. I told her I couldn't explain it but that I swore I had driven that property days ago and it was a photography studio and that it was making me wonder how that could be possible. I asked her if she was aware of any other studios in the area. What she told me next made me question what happened even further. She told me that was interesting because when she was a kid, that house was a photography studio. It had been a studio before it was bought and turned into a bed and breakfast. This information made me freak out a little bit. I've tried to come up with a logical explanation for it all, but haven't made it far. I've concluded that I must be open to the possibility that I somehow passed through some sort of rift

and saw something I wasn't supposed to see. I can't explain it. I can't prove any of it. I just know what happened. I can't shake this odd feeling. It's put me in a bit of a funk of late. I've been questioning my reality here and there. I'm a pretty logical person,

but this doesn't seem to have a logical solution. Thanks for your time. I know some of you have found this experience of mine interesting. I'd love to know if anyone else has experienced something like this. What happened? What was your conclusion? Cheers from Atlantic Canada. HMF P.F.P.S.

You can find me on the discord under the name Ry Dingo. If you want to chat about that. Hell, yeah, I recognize that. I know I recognize that. Fascinating. So, yeah. A ripple and he punctured space time, went back in time for a half a second. But for that, just for that day. Yeah.

Yeah. Just for that day. What is happening? Just that one time. What? What's the matter? What do you? Why?

What are we doing on the screen? What's happened? Oh, the little there. Oh, never mind. Never mind. For a brief moment, I thought we were the little there. Oh, never mind. Never mind. We're back for a brief moment. I thought we were an hour ago. Oh, is that right? Yeah. You thought we were an hour ago? Strange. Yeah, we thought time warped and we pierced the veil.

I pierced the veil. But no, that was just Alex doing something weird and something weird I am doing because it's now time to legend trip. What the fuck? We're gonna take, we're gonna go all the way and relive a paranormal thing that I brought up during who wants to be a millionaire earlier together.

The first ever Chiluminati legend trip. We're doing it right now, live in front of you. What? Kanye Quest 3030. Here we go. What is happening? Five minutes of Kanye Quest. 3030 here we go What is happening? five minutes 3030 yeah, we're gonna go in

It's gonna be great and so this is 3030 everyone wants to be an MC in the year 3030 Everyone wants to be a DJ the year 3030 everybody wants to be the producer And they are 3030 everyone wants to tell you the meaning of music deltron zero not deltron zero this game is pretty good actually go look at us yeah January 2010 we are 20 years out yeah this is Kanye West today he will go on a Kanye quest He was woken from his Kanye rest What is your first task Kanye? I think oh wow never mind. He's gonna Dressed Kind of needs to get Kanye dressed needs it Connie are you up for the Kanye test?

I think we are use the arrow keys to interact all right We're gonna need to close on get Connie address put on a Connie and best Okay, this is a cool thing for sure already Let's take the garbage out You shouldn't I feel like you should pick up the ketchup on the floor before you take the garbage ketchup right right Yeah, yeah, definitely not wine or blood. Bloody wine, yeah.

Bloody wine. Vampire. Masquerade. Damn. Los Angeles, California. Oh, oh, oh. There he goes, Kanye Quest. And now we're in Japan.

Always sometimes monsters. Always monsters, let's go. In 3030, right, right, right. After traveling through a wormhole, Kanye finds himself in a strange futuristic city. Oh, shift to run. All right, you can save the game. Save often.

Save often. Okay. I think I got it. No, get a soda. Oh, there's a phone. Oh no, not Delta. I'm just gonna run. I'm just gonna it. No get a soda. Oh, there is a Run just gonna run. Oh, all right. I think I have to do this fight right here Bay area based cloning lab see alive but unable to move Select action cloning lab security system. Uh, we need to pock. I would I would activate to pop activate to park. Oh, no

He's gonna fight us. He looks the long long emerged You're not deactivating me task force Yeah, yeah rap Oh production skills. Yeah dark fantasy It's gonna do some damage to him Battle away Just see if I can- What does it mean? Fantasy? Oh, come on. Gotta use that mana up first or that DJ up skill up first. Alright, I'm gonna just diss him this time Then. Yeah, diss his ass. Damn. Just a clone. Tupac. Oh, but he's got diss powers and he confused you Get him! Get him with them rhymes to pop

Oh Always hit me again. He hit you again. That's minus nine It's over one final this defeated You just made out of existence and you got 15 swag for it. That's pretty good What's the task? Yes Kanye and partner Razz find. Now we just got a hey I want to get to that I want to get to the scary part the scary part well right now we're talking with Tupac in a cloning facility in 2030 so or 3030 whatever year it is right

all right let's see if I can get there quickly we should deactivate the laser array shoot oh You're on a timer my man. You got one minute 30 seconds to get this done I just want to show you guys this thing really quick before we get to the end of the episode Car and where should we go? Let's go to New York. Okay to to New York. Stick to the sidewalk. Off to New York. We're going to New York. Got it. We gotta avoid those clones, Kanye. Wait, but what? Let's walk to New York together. Oh no, a Dre clone emerged! Run away from Dre! I'm gonna run. They forgot about Dre.

Dre uses beats on you. Okay. He put the beat down. Starfleet? Where is it? Oh where is it oh it's this I'm almost there villains get out of here Dre what do you want to do ready here's this is it okay eat ass remember this from the episode you have to tell them that you want to

ascend yeah and then it should work and from the episode, you have to tell him that you want to ascend. Yeah. And then it should work. And now this is just like a totally crazy thing that you can do. That takes you to this place. And you're a butterfly now. Yeah, congratulations. You've been proving yourself to be an open minded and curious thinker. We must apologize for deceiving you, but we can reveal that the game you were playing until this point was a front. Constructed to protect what you are

currently assessing, we must ask you to do not reveal this area to the public. If you believe that you may be prone to revealing information or do not wish to participate, please close the program immediately by Alt-S-4ing or selecting the no option when it appears. By selecting the yes option, you agree to participate and not reveal the info. Would you like to participate? Yeah, of course we're going to reveal the info. No, I choose no secret society. The followers are thought X-ray.

You're fine to say good. Good. Through it. Cause we, well, we've seen, we talked about this. Well, I just wanted to show like, yeah, like can't be revealed. It may not be restricted to the software. If you, the purpose of this is to benefit you, you'll not be timed. We can't provide any more information except that we wish you good luck. If you get now, welcome to your Ascension.

So now at this point, you play as this butterfly and you go and you can put in codes on all these computers if you want. But obviously, I don't think we really have time to do that. But we could if we wanted to go all the way through this entire thing and go all the way up to the top. But I just I just wanted to plant the seed in your guys' head today at the end of Minisode 100 about the idea of doing legend tripping on the show and how fun it could be to do legend tripping.

So if that seems like something that's exciting to you, let us know. Let us know on the Reddit and we can do some more legend tripping stuff like this. I think it could be really fun. And should we release Minnesota public this Minnesota 100 publicly or should we just keep this page? I think eventually it'll get to the public, right? It will. Yeah. Oh, no, it will. 100%.

So yeah, I mean, yeah, there will be a video version. So if you do want to release it, I leave that to your own discretion. It can be a thing. But maybe we can just we can just we can definitely leave it timed exclusive like we do with after sure Yeah, all right. That's it. We're over a hundred minutes on mini so to 100 Promise completed as you always do Promises made promises kept Alex fall see on yeah, all right. We will Well, thank you guys so much for supporting us for so long and allowing us to do so down this far Promises made, promises kept. Alex Falciani. Yeah, alright. We will...

Well thank you guys so much for supporting us for so long and allowing us to do mini-sodes up to this far. It's crazy that we're still going and honestly just getting bigger and more ambitious as time goes on. So we'll be back next week with a normal mini-sode, mini-sode 101. Kinda like Zoey 101 minus the baby. And we'll be back next week. Goodbye everybody! Bye!