Chubby Behemoth - E Equals MC Hammered

Episode Date: June 15, 2024

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Hello everyone. Can you guess where we are? You'll never guess never ever be able to pin us down Go ahead and try it was unless we want you to in which case don't just pin me down pin me back to both legs I mean That's what this pods all about man his pleasure Shit you earn those beads. That's probably bad for the algorithm. It's having a human breast exposed. Come on. Come on. It's tough. It's natural. Oh it's natural. You gave me the Jamaican flag. That's right man. Dominican Lou. We're down here maybe Sacramento California and we love it

we're in Davenport Iowa home to Mardi Gras bury me in Montgomery hey take me to Rock Island and throw me in the armory quad cities rise up quad, that's called your belly. That's verne Troyer. There's a guy in there. Oh, verne Troyer. The sex tape. Yes. Your interaction this morning. No, so go ahead. Oh man. This morning I walked to get us coffee and while I slept like we were asleep you like you were a real angel to well, bro You earned that long rest after last night Holy shit from Dubuque to Davenport. Oh boy with the lights out on the highway. Just a fucking deleted track from a Seeger LP. Driving at night I can't see shit. Better go 75 the whole way. Man, yeah well yeah I was torn, I was conflicted between driving faster to get it over with driving slower to not die,

but kill us all, maybe still crash. And that was on the highway that I told you they couldn't have it faster than 60 in certain parts because there's just giant holes in the ground. And those holes in the ground, if you have to miss one, where does that car go? Off the bridge into the canal and just face down ass up. That's the way I like to die. Yeah. So yeah, the had a gig in Lafayette. We're gigging. It ruled it like us. We gig. We're gig pigs and the rental car we had driven during the day only Volkswagen out the jet on the way out

to the show. Sun still up this girl girl I had a crush on drove a Volkswagen Jetta. Everybody drove it. Every chick in high school drove a cool Jetta. Well, I was in college. I know. And I was in high school. I was riding in shotgun at one point and she was like, grab the wheel and this other car pulled up beside us on the way to the Chinese man. And she turned and she flashed the other car. And I was like, what the fuck I'm right here yeah I just yank it we roll both her tits are rubbed off on the highway no the other

car no no no I would kill us both I remember being like just can I can I see please they weren't for you they were not for me they're for a different two dudes in a car wait was it out her window or she turned from the driver side to the car on the? Oh, she was jumped her bags driving. Yeah. Well, anyway, so yeah, we we don't discover until we're leaving the show last night to get back here to New Orleans that you're going to tell them yeah, they they figured it. I hope so. Hopefully Jesus Spy Patrol all over spire had acted your headlights are not, but yeah the

headlights were wonky. Her headlights were huge nice like oilers fan style dude. Well, I mean natural. Those were probably re. I think oilers fan had him bolted on in Winnipeg. Yeah, it's possible. Yeah. Yeah, the headlights were weird. You clocked it, uh, wondered if we should pull over. We did. You spit in your hand and clean them. The only thing that I could think was because of the way the angle, the light was showing because it was like it threw a brick of light maybe three feet in front of the car, but there was no light that was like,

you know, cascading around or they went to the sides to, yeah, it was like they were like your friend when she's laying on her back, Janae Burris joke. They weren't laying on her. They, we were like 15, 16, 17. They weren't going anywhere. No, they were perfect. I only honked them once. Damn it. I'll never forget. Never forget. God, I think your little brother listens to the pot. Cool. Yeah, your sister should hit us up. No, no, I don't want to talk to her now. Okay, I have my own

your own fifteen year old tits. Yeah, but like the in a jar. People wonder why we don't do better on YouTube. People wonder why we don't do better on YouTube Is this helping? No, we'll do anything Honk it So the light was not I figured that it was Like there was like scotch tape or something at the top of the lights preventing the light from cascading up and your saliva would help well, I didn't have any saliva because I was like all zin all night and that we'd been so I was just like literally the second time I tried to spit together light. It was dust and I was like,

oh shit, I should piss on these. That would have been better. Yeah, I can't piss because I'm so hydrated. So I'm just jerking off in front of the light on the side of the road somewhere in Louisiana and the cops drive by and they're like oh damn boys having a good time hey honk happy pride boy who hasn't rented a car to go jerk off on an abandoned lot with his lover come on that's what keeping Avis alive and this is not a race this isn't a a race. It's Louisiana. Guess what? It's why yeah he's a white guy. It's new Iberian right there. I got

degree. Yeah, that's true. That's right. Hey suck it solutions. Happy pride suck it. So yeah, the head was it was insane that you see if I could clean the light back into them yeah, but I'm not judging in the at the moment because I am curious. Oh yeah, what's going on up there? You're like stay in the car so we can adjust, you know, so I can turn the knobs and we can. Yeah, there's no easy solution, so I say, you know, let's go say pretty much fuck it without

saying fuck it. Well, I thought it wasn't that bad when we were like in under near street lights. So I say, you know, we'll be, we'll be all right. You know, tell me you don't care if you live or die without telling me you don't care if you live or die. I wanted to live, which was, and I was like, Hey dude, maybe we could just, if it gets bad before, when we left the hotel in Lafayette, I was like, let's keep the keys in case for some awful reason we have to come back to this hotel. It's a great hotel, great gig. Shout out Lafayette Comedy.

But we wanted to go back to New Orleans. There were two trees involved. Cause fucking dipshit McGee over here blew his whole bag on this Airbnb. In a moment of like crazy frustration, I think in Winnipeg, I was like, who cares? We won't make any money in New Orleans. Blow up the world.

We'll have the finest Airbnb ever. Hack the planet. Yes. So yeah, we got back on the highway and pretty quick, there's no street lights because it's swamp or whatever. It's an abandoned stretch of forest. Whatever it is, I-21 or whatever, I-10. I-10, dark as hell. And then even that wasn't completely insane

right away because there was traffic. And so the brake lights, you know, kind of helped or something. I don't know. But eventually we're like, it's dark as hell. You're not talking, but I'm just thinking you're stoned and tired. So all I'm doing was just playing jams. I'm playing real big fish. I'm playing mighty, mighty boss tones. You played speed of light. I played speed of light. Holy shit. They were awesome, dude. Yeah. They look like they were 17 and they're doing like refuse meets deftones, exciting stuff. Speed of lit speed of light. Yeah, but yeah, eventually when there aren't cars and before I started doing the brights, uh, just like what the fuck is going on because the there's

no visibility zero past a few feet. Yeah, it was very trippy because I was stoned and delirious and it's like oh wow. So just like every quarter of a second, we can now see where the car is going to be going at 75 miles an hour in one quarter of a second. Yeah, I'm not sure what the deal was. I told you when we got home that it was fucked. Yeah, you were fucking cool as a cucumber. The whole drive you're giggling. I would like tell you about a song. You'd be like, yeah, man, yeah, because I did notice that the steering wheel,

when you got out of the car, was dented from where your fingers were. It wasn't that bad. On a scale of 1 to 10, how stressed was I while driving? 7, which is pretty high. For most people, that's a 12. Yeah. I wasn't going full white knuckle, panic attack,

clenched asshole. You weren't growling. But it was like a, this is fucked. If anything, like not that long ago when I drove up to DIA, I got off, I went from I 25 got off on to got onto the two 25 and like, you know how it's like wonky and then you 20, yeah. And then there's another lane. And so you get over to the left and then there's three, whatever, and you're on your way around that time like after the weirdness there was just a fucking huge like microwave in the left lane. Oh dude fuck I thought about that so much I was like there's a mattress

in the road or even like a nutria like a big full grown nutria we would have flipped probably we saw two roadkill gators who dead gator on the way Holy shit, I'm gonna buy a lot of there. We did I did my lucky day. It made me think of like Red Dead Redemption 2 Yeah, well we were we were down there. We were down there. Yeah, what do they call it in Red Dead Redemption 2 Algiers? What is New Orleans years? I don't know. Anyway, we were can't remember. We were literary swamp people We were down there and yeah, it was pretty fucked. I wasn't completely freaking out or else I probably would have admitted defeat and we would have turned back on back to the quadruple tree or just got the worst red roof in all of the body wouldn't have wanted to roll the dice on that we would have gotten murdered you were gonna die either way so much like

the suicide boys I want to die in New Orleans Yeah, yeah there were several times where I was like what the fuck yeah, but the bodies at the it made oh yeah and I wanted to like search reddit for like VW Jetta headlights fucked or something, but it also makes me wonder if that's why I'm I feel like every car that passes me going up and down I-25 has its brights on maybe the new car headlights have some weird thing where it's like oh yeah if you do auto brights then either they turn on and when when applicable and you have brights or you use context clues and the other traffic coming and going in front of you or coming the other way maybe the

cars to see better maybe the power of the lights is based on our positive energy and our vibe. And we were scared so the car was scared. Yeah, yeah. It's like when you have a dog and you're like, it's okay, it's okay, don't worry. But it can tell that you're scared too, so it starts shivering. How scared or stressed were you 1-10? Well, dude, usually you communicate exactly how you feel about a situation and our relationship is built on trust and communication so I figured if you weren't saying anything I'm gonna be cool. I'm scared but I'm

not gonna make it worse for you by telling you I'm scared and if you didn't vocalize it I was like it's not that bad on that side of the car it must be cool. But it's cool yeah it's fine over there. But then I forgot that I was driving with Deathwitch 420 so taste that live life. But then I forgot that I was driving with death witch 420 So taste that live life when we got out of the car you we got in the house legalize it Legalize euthanasia I'm punching my own ticket and a doctor's gonna be there and I'm also in the pod for some reason And I don't want to be but you're riffing knocking on here. Hey, uh, everything's fine now. Oh,

oh, it's too late. Sorry. Okay. Bye. Hey, Stan Hope and his mom. They found a cure. Who cares? The pillow is already over your face. One of us gets to live, right? It's like when they have two prisoners and they lock them in a room and they throw like a knife in the middle. That's how I think the pod situation is. So I kill you and then it's already sealed. I'm like, Oh, why did I kill my best friend first? So yeah, that was a lot. We get back here. Are we getting that apartment and you say that was fucked? Yeah. Now I

couldn't see shale panic. I couldn't see shit. Oh yeah. Yeah. Now I can freak out. Yes. And so yeah, I was quiet because I thought about saying what I thought, which was this is fucked. What the fuck? Yeah. But I didn't want you to freak out. I wanted to get back here. I knew that. Yeah, we had gumbo thawing in the back seat thanks to Jason, young Jason, Jason, in the backseat thanks to Jason, young Jason. Jason some Whitlock maybe? No. Okay doesn't matter. Great guy. Yeah hooked it up tough. Many people who say I'm a huge fan of yours and I watch all of your appearance but appearances but yet appearance. He hadn't? I don't think so. All these people are like, Kill Tony, Matt and Shane, do you have a pod? I'm like, yeah, we have over 200 episodes of a podcast out, you might enjoy it.

But yeah, I wanna eat the gumbo, I wanna get back here. I knew you had broken the bank so that I could sleep in a nice bed. Anyway, this is like the nicest Airbnb. It rules, and it's right by the action. It's crazy how close we are, because we've stayed down here a few times, and it's usually been a little ways away or whatever. And so you had the

big walk like from the hotel last last time I was here to get to the to Frenchman or the quarter. And this is just fucking right there, which is awesome. Yesterday and the day before were fun. Well, bro, I've been on the road for maybe 22 days straight at the end of this run. Look, why work so hard if you don't spend the money. So this is what we're doing spending the money right here, baby I'm loving it. But yeah. Yeah, so I did I did keep some information from you, but it was to try to I'm so happy you did you yeah

Let's I would have I would have made you pull over and we would have fucking slept in a tough shed behind a watermelon patch It was slept in Stab Canyon, right? We would have gone to full Suttree, but just bang with watermelons all night The other thing was I knew if there were cars ahead and none of them swerved and there was nothing in the road right then Hopefully or they're drunk. Everyone's drunk. Yeah, everyone's driving the biggest piece of shit truck you've ever seen 15 over and they're wasted and that's's, that was who we were with. And it wasn't like you can like do cool evasive maneuvers because for most of it we're on bridges, a lot of bridge. Yeah. But yeah. So what happened this

morning when the sun came out and we were alive and you went to get us a coffee? Oh my God, I Walk to the coffee shop around the corner Old black dude sitting out front having a coffee. We make eye contact and he he hits me with an Alright now, I mean that's why you started hitting them with it first is that you'd gotten it enough times You knew it was cool. Well I'm a member of what I like to call the human race All right. I'm not white. I'm not black. I'm a member of what I like to call the human race.

All right. I'm not white. I'm not black. I'm with it. OK. So my ears are always open. I'm always listening to the beat of the street underneath my feet. And because I'm because when I do walk by black people, I'll give them a head or, you know, because it's like, hey, yeah, we're in this. Me and you, we're the same guy. People. Right. Yeah. And a lot of people, you know, just when they pass a black guy they go... They call someone, yeah I'm walking now, I'm almost there. Hey, remember that I had a dream speech? That was pretty neat. My wallet's in my side

pocket, fuck. Yeah. They freak out because they're all racist, not me. Alright? If I'm going to die, I'm not going to die with hate in my heart. I'm going to die with shit in my pants. Maybe shit in my pants. Maybe cum in my pants. Like the prophecy foretold. That's right, I found that half of the amulet and it said you will die soaked. But yeah, so he hits me with an all right now.

So I'm like, well shit, it's all downhill from here. All my research has been proven correct. You know, that's my E equals MC squared. E equals MC squared equals MC hammered. Hell yeah. So I walk in beaming and I ordered two coffees, one for me, one for you. The guy comes in as I'm waiting for my coffee and he says the ladies, two baristas, he says, hey, can I get my phone? And they say, all right, that'll be $1 million because they were charging his phone. And he says, All right, Dr. Evil. So my

ears perk up. Yeah, you're still whistle. I've been waiting for, and I'm blown away that anyone because the baristas were probably 22 years old and this guy might have been 75 years old. So already I'm glad that I'm in this coffee shop and then she says I'm not Doctor Evil. I'm the little one. What's his name? And I activate and I'm like this is my moment. This is what I've never been more ready. Yeah, I say mini me burn Troyer everybody. Yeah, nobody saw you coming and scalding to my face Nobody saw you come in. Someone threw a scalding tea in my face. Nutria!

Nutria! It's the swamp ape! He shaved and he came for sustenance. And I say, Vern Troyer! RIP the goat! And we all laugh. And I walk out of there with a feeling that I only get in New Orleans, which is part of

the big thing that we call community. It's all the blanket. It's everything dude. It's the cultural tapestry. Dustin Hoffman. We're all the blanket. I'm a patch and a quilt and the quilt is called New Orleans and I never feel better than when I'm down here. Yeah there's something about it. Fucking love it. It was 90 degrees, probably a hundred and twenty percent humidity, which isn't scientifically possible. It's a super saturation, but yeah, it was there was a little cloud cover, so it wasn't completely intense, but it is a lot and they cloud cover over clown cover.

Imagine being just fucking dog piled by clowns. Yeah, I fight your way out to blow your way out. Yeah. A lot of honking, but, uh, but I still was happy to be down here. There's something about it. It's just, it's, it's incredibly special. It's my favorite place. I think I've been here over, I think I've been here over 20 times for sure. Yeah. That's why I'm coming here when I was like 13, my mom brought me here. And then as soon as I was 19, my band played here every time we were on the road.

We would fucking drive out of the way. And then every tour I did as a comic, I would come here. Yeah, so I fucking love it here. I never feel better than when I'm in New Orleans. In America. Yeah, no, and we've talked about how there's only a handful, Boston, Philly, New York, Chicago can feel like compete with the history or the architecture

of Europe and then New Orleans beats them all. New Orleans does. I will say that DC's architecture might be more in line with the French tradition that I love because there's Italian influence down here. This was the melting pot, the melange as I kept saying on stage last night. Did you? Yeah. I got the first 15. I didn't hear any. Maybe four times. Melange. Yeah. Yeah. Cause I was having so much fun. And then I said the gree,

gree cause there was the mean Lafayette is the fucking hub of your fanboat riding, uh, gator skin and where duck boots to a wedding type people, Cajun country, baby. Yeah, so those people were like up from the mud. We sold more tickets than I did. We sold double the amount of tickets than I did last year in that same venue, which we've been working hard in those coal mines brother. I just want people to come out and behold those low minds lol yeah, the lulz mine Behold those lull mines lol. Yeah. Yeah the lulls mine. Well that joke lol. Yeah Anyway, we wouldn't got boo damn We did best stop show them show them the hat. This is my second best stop hat. That's what a mark I am. Oh, yeah, what happened in the first time lost it. I lost it

But I bought a best stop hat and now it's in Houston. Yeah, and I did shows in Houston It's the hat everybody thinks is Make America Great. No, that was MSU. That was my Metro State University hat. So yeah, that was a red hat. Red hats are fraught with peril. This one's got a rope on it. It's where everyone knows that I'm with the movement. All right. But yeah, I wore that best stop hat and it's in a head shot that ended up getting used because the photo was great, but I'm wearing a red best-stop bent bill hat. I have a Carhartt green action-bronson long sleeve on with the buttons undone.

And then I have a Parisian scarf tied around my neck. You had a scarf phase. I guess I was feeling myself when I was at the riot in Houston a couple of years ago. Because I look like a creative player and not one that you put any time in just randomized. Yeah, it's like all of these things should never be on this person ever big fat guy with dommer glasses and I have like gnarly side burns in the picture.

It's like and I'm hunched over and like screaming yeah the headberg joke. You have a lot of cranial accessories. That's right. Yeah, from the neck up, I am bedazzled, like a pair of pants at a prom in 2003. Why not, throw it on there. Throw it on there, dude.

So yeah, I love Bestop, and that Bhutan dude, like I said on stage last night, thank you for just putting the sludge right in the condom. It was a weird, not a lose-lose because it was delicious, but there wasn't an ideal way to eat those because the first couple bites I ate the casing and eventually it's like, there's no flavor to that. It's kind of just intestine. Yeah, it's in the way.

And so that felt kind of weird. So then I start like squeezing it out with my teeth or squeezing a little with my with my fingers and then you got it off the top. You do it like you're paying rent. That doesn't, that doesn't feel great either. So, but definitely something you can't eat at a cookout. No, in front of strangers, in front of peers. In front of Mel's family? Yeah. Oh my god. So yeah, but it is so good, you want to eat it. And I did, and I loved it. The balls were really good because we had little rice

and a little, not panko, but bread crumbs or whatever. And then. It's just a bastardized arancini, rice ball. Pepper Jack. All gooey throughout. Yeah, those were really good. Yeah. and then it's just a bastardized Aaron Sini rice ball pepper Jack all those we threw out yeah those those were really good yeah they get the crack no cracklins was for the best or and you had chicken or pork and then that dude Tyler talked about duck cracklins aka quack. Shout out Jason, JP Leonard and and Tyler.

Archibald? Tyler, it's some kind of fucking. DeLome? Mud tone. No, that's Jake. Broussard? Oh yeah, Matthew Broussard. I was just on the show last night

cause he's in town. I was like, why are you here? I thought you were from Houston. And he went, I was educated in Houston, but my people are from here. Broussard. I was like, oh yeah, Broussard is like the definitive Cajun name.

Well, if you're a listener, don't be mad. I don't know about the definitive. I think it's Tibidou is actually, there's all these jokes that are like racist jokes about Cajuns and it's always like Tipton and Tibidou or something. But yeah, Broussard just goes up and fucking crushes almost Barry's Lund Almost my ass shut up. No, he was very funny very quick and doing stuff about the swamp. Yes. Yeah

And even said that thing where he's like, I'm sorry I can't do these jokes anywhere else in America because they're so hyper regional but Matthew brusard hell of a technician up there fucking great comic Yeah him and Laura Sogar To she had some good stuff sure Well, no, I mean just compared to Broussard, let's get real yeah, he was very funny fucking buried you shut up Trying to find time looking at pictures I think I was trying to find time. You look at pictures. I think I was last thing

because he was fun. The podcast is we're dying down here, so check that out. Yeah, let's get Sam talks about his book a bunch. No, I don't. I fucking curtailed that um it was fun. I went quick. I was surprised when we wrapped up that we were, uh, almost at an hour. Dude, it was a good call. Because like you said, they weren't constantly trying to get in there with something like funny without thinking. Cause that's some pressure that some podcast hosts put on themselves.

Right. It was more of a real conversation with funny stuff throughout, but some sincerity and right, you know, I kept real talk. I kept diverting. No, you kind of buried me. No, it was great. Sorry. It was nice. Oh, but you, uh, but fucking it was also cool because there was a bunch of like, dude, I talked to a Samson last night who was there with two like they were all under the age of 23 two girls named Maddie in the merch line to just like young boys like if they were over 21 that's a hell of a fake ID and they're like dude we listen to the pod we fucking love the pod it's

like you guys I thought maybe nobody nobody wanted a picture with me so I thought maybe no podcast people I was felt for you after the brusard. After you got swept under the rug, I would have double armed DT brusard's ass if I wouldn't have sold for you brother. He would have kicked out before one dropped him on his head. It's just fun to see the different people who come to the shows and I know look look. Here's what we're doing. We are committing to a new quality of podcast content. As you can see, we have a go pro. We have a set. Now this

will travel with us wherever we go. These flowers we're going to take all this stuff, those nipples. They're going everywhere with us because we really got to make the beads. The only reason this pot is not as successful as it should be is because of us. So, well, there's just a million little things that you have to do and we're figuring well, not figuring it out as if we're in the first 20 episodes. We had we did played with the hand that we were dealt. We didn't care. And then for a long while, then we didn't.

No one believed in this product. We did it to keep us from family annihilation during the dog days of COVID. And now here we are with a rising property. So yeah, we're going to start doing all the things that people love. We're going to get a big neon sign behind us that says like the dog house or whatever. Yeah, legalize it. We're going to start wearing very cool shoes. It is funny to me that the people who come in here are like vapor rub shoes vapor rub

There's like a little gel that gets released. Maybe I'll start wearing toe shoes filled with cream Who knows I'll do whatever you guys want if we can keep this thing in the top 100 but Yeah, people came over here from like we love come town Which was the most low effort podcast that had no video forever And now they demand that they can watch us and our supple curves live on their fucking Roku's more wide world more wide world We hit pat with a more wide world That was funny. Yeah

God the gift that keeps on giving and it was born out of a comment after like the first Tokyo episode came out. Someone posted it two minutes after that dropped. It made me mad. The amount of effort that goes into one episode. Right. And then between people who are by definition, lazy fucks. They haven't done anything. What have you done? No. Pat lays on his belly 23 hours a day when his mom comes over and flips him to watch for sores, you know, it's like that's the people we're dealing with. But yeah, man, I'm just stoked on the whole thing. We were in New York City. Yeah, this has been a there's been so many trips where we have the typical fly in to one place for a weekend fly out. Right. We've only had a couple. Never leave the hotel room. Not really. Yeah. Yeah. Get a coffee.

Get some Popeyes or some. That's right. Tim Hortons. Yeah. Google Hardee's near me. Yeah. Hardee's delivery. Yeah actually the I think that my phone thinks my home location is actually the Hardee's in Winnipeg now. But it's been nuts dude. I was in Austin and then had the fucking cancelled night that I had to be in Chicago and then went to Winnipeg for a night and then to Detroit and then drove to Buffalo pick you up drive on to Rochester and then we fly to New York City. We flew to New York City baby. It crazy, baby. Two nights in the city, baby. And boy, did we engage in just fucking oligarch behavior while we were there. Peter Luger.

Mmm. Fuck. Yeah, that Porter house. We show up to, I make a reservation for Peter Luger for four, me, you, Shane Torres, David Borey, David's in town doing his show at the bell house. He's my other best friend. No one's jealous about it. AFE. No, because I'm winning. Oh, for sure. Yeah. By submitting. Yeah, I mean this is my palm and this is your tongue. Milk and honey. I sent you money before we went on the road last night and if we

if I would have not sent that money after you told me, I probably would have doubled up on just after the fucking drive dude. I'd have been like hazard pay. Oh yeah, because shit that was so scary. You're the bag man baby. You hold my gimmick. I'm baby driver. I'm Brutus. Yeah, I guess baby driver is the star of Tokyo vice. Yes, they brought him back. But I didn't care for Baby Driver. I saw it in theaters, it was fun. It was a great sound components.

Fun in the theater. It was like left side, right side. It was the first movie I remember being like, oh, I have to hear over here too. Better fucking shut her up. What's happening? He's not a baby. Babies can't drive.

Is he driving, is the car a baby? And he's driving it? Shut up.'s not a baby. Babies can't drive. Is he driving? Is the car a baby? And he's driving it. Shut up. This is a preview. Am I the baby? Yes, sure. Whatever. Mini driver.

She's a good driver. Verne Troyer's driving only phone books to see on just seeing a movie with girls is tough. Anyway, Peter Luger, I make a reservation for four. Four, please. I think seven people show up. Yeah, that was a swing for the fences.

And it's like, not only did I make the reservation, but now I have to walk up to the fucking woman wearing a pantsuit, who just gets off on saying no to businessmen, and I walk up in my Panama Jack you know yeah we looked ridiculous look ridiculous of course you and I wore pants which or he does not necessary well we didn't you and I didn't think about the fact that it is a tourist spot it's been there a long time and right they do have to accommodate they just allowed women like three years ago. Yeah, yeah, but yeah, times are

changing. So you had to have or you don't have to have a strict dress code right and if I walk pay if you can pay those prices, you should be able to wear a fucking big towel. I should have had to walk in there with like, I don't know, a pendant on my neck that just shows that I have collateral. You know, like I should have to walk in with like a 10 10 graded Charizard necklace I had a dream last night that fucking I had a dream last night that Logan Paul Came to a show and then the next thing I see on my phone is that he's like hey me and Sam town are going Into business together. So I had a dream where I was in business with Logan Paul last night

And I was like stoked and in the dream. I'm like finally all the hard work is paying off It was like a very like rational dream except for Logan Paul was like saw Sam talent me and him are gonna start a show together I was like interesting. I guess I'm friends with Logan Paul now. You didn't talk to him. You just saw the post Yeah, he didn't know he's at the show and I just see it was on Facebook to Logan Paul active on Facebook. It's me and him. Facebook's back in a big way. I'm saving it. Paul Brothers and Sam Talent Co Lab, but I walk up and I'm like, hey, I have a reservation for four and she's like do you know, great, oh cool and made that for you, the librarian

and I say, but we have three more and she just like laughs to herself. She's like no, yeah, or it's not. I'm like, okay, good. So I had to make the red isn't chilies. Yeah. What? Hey, look around, read the room. It was back. Hey, uncle buck. See that that's a roof for people were celebrating birthdays all around us. Oh yeah, nonstop birthday party. So I don't have to report back to the group. Not only was I just admonished by the lady up there who was very attractive and used to look like one of the former bookers of JFL

all right, P like Vern. And so now I have to tell three people, hey, idiots, your plan was bad, beat it. And it's just been underlined how stupid it was. Well, so the A team's going in. And also like I knew that Shane and David, you and me, were going to be like, hey, I don't feel bad at all. So into the night. Well, gone with you.

I guess back to the Tribeca Film Festival. There's like a slight chance that there's some random cancellation that allows for that to happen. But yeah, so you don't know till you ask and whatever would have been funny if like, oh sorry, you're canceled. I'm like what? And they show me a New York Times op-ed about things I've said on the pod. They're like, this is the voice we want to amplify by the way. Well, we'll talk about that off there. Oh, but Anyway, oh well, I can't wait to dish. Yeah, well dish. I can't even blind item this thing. Okay

So we go sit down and my god the table barely fit the four of us I mean it was rough it was we should have made over a thousand pounds of man at that day We should oh easy easy. We should have made a reservation for six and the four of us show up. Hi, this is our party. Do the math. Cause I'm like, my legs start shaking after a half hour because I'm like trying to be, to like not be up David's ass, you know? Me and Torres were fucking knee to knee over there

the whole time. No one cared. Well, I- What happens below the water is- Yeah, no, it's not like I could not like I served by God. It's not like I was scared to touch him because he's black but but I didn't want to do that to him. You don't rub a nub. I'm trying to like

yeah be separate but equal. Whoa shit, but I'm that's what I say about my test. I was struggling. It was a kind of a small table for the four of us. But we ordered like it was a big table. It was great. We were big men who drive big cars. We got the bacon, we got the tomatoes and onion.

It was really fantastic. You could tell that Shane Torres, I was like, I want the tomatoes and onions. And he like gave me the vocal equivalent of rolling Shane Torres, I was like, I want the tomatoes and onions. And he like gave me the vocal equivalent of rolling his eyes. He was like, it's just tomatoes and onions. And I was like, I know I love beef steaks. And he's like, first time in the city, huh? Welcome babe. Welcome to Brooklyn. We got, and then we ordered two steaks. We got a Porter house and then an off the bone

cut. Maybe we got a Thouse and then an off the bone cut. Maybe we got a T bone in a porterhouse. Yeah, I think that's right. And the guy served us cause he knew that we would just like linger over it and not know how to eat the meat. It was so good. Yeah. I'm not a steak house guy, but fuck they know you have. Well, that's the thing. You have to go to the, the really good ones or else it's just like who cares. And so I think that's one of the few things, one of the handfuls of things where you get what you pay for, I would say is what's stake.

And we were men about it. We ate steak, we laughed at women. David pointed to a table of Asian people and rolled his eyes. I mean, we were doing it. It was 1953 in there. I mean, well, David was there. So I guess it was 1965. I don't know if Shane could have gotten in a blue eyes, blue eyes, blue eyed Mexican. God, that was a great and, and, and great New York meal. The next day, you know, we met up with more friends, Mara and Kevin and Kevin white, day, you know, we met up with more friends, Mara and Kevin and Kevin white, clero cane, white, Brett hiker, hiker, Jordan doll, great crew.

It was, but it's hard to have two of comedians in 2013. That's right. Denver. And, uh, it's hard to try to do that with every meal. Like we lucked out going to a bar that had a great back patio that wasn't a full, so we spread out a little, there's eight of us. Then we go eat somewhere. It's late.

There's, we have the whole patio to ourselves there. It's perfect. We get split up into two tables of four. Uh, but we're right next to each other. We lucked out cause it's just tough to coordinate. We could have had a table for 12 somewhere and it would have been a nightmare and we wouldn't have talked as much to everybody because we would have been trying to order, we wouldn't have talked as much to everybody because we've been trying to order eat and

leave yeah I just I hate inconveniencing and so it was it was nice that things worked out the way they did the four of us at Peter Luger had a really nice time and then we got to see some more people some more friends the next night great two days in New York I also love hanging out with women especially after it's just us a lot of times it's just us and then maybe the host is a dude. Phil, we call him Phil. Yeah, Phil's a dude. Allegedly.

Everybody's a dude. No, but yeah, it was Berger's Sitch most of the time. Hadn't seen Claire in a long time. I love Claire. I love Claire. I used to love Claire. Yeah. Yeah.

I used to love Mera. No. Just kidding. It's crazy that we bedded both of them. It's crazy that we bang at all, let alone both of them as much as we did at the same time that was we didn't tell Kevin a crazy game of poker. We should have listened to that last night. You did a great job. I was loving it. I was keeping fucking idols

cranked. We listen to the streets. Yeah. MIA. I just put on MIA, Paper Planes, and was like, this is the best song ever. Correct. As you're, ah, ah. Yeah, I'm fighting the enemy in my mind. Fight the war in your mind. Put on Earth Crisis, Firestorm,

and we didn't speak. Earth Crisis went hard. Fuck, dude. Earth Crisis, Marauder. I gotta start that music pod I know I'm busy but God I love it and then there was talk of a book pod alright well you never yeah you're sliced alone smell you later I'll be in the content factory clocking in clocking out there's a steam whistle and he brings me a fucking metal box filled

with empanadas she only speaks Spanish while I'm in there. She calls me Dios. Good luck, man. Another podcast. I would get back in the in the Jetta. Yeah. Turn the headlights off. Radio up. I just want to do that music pod because I forget how much music used to mean to me. And now I'm an old man who only listens to audio books and this American life and my friends' podcasts. So I think music might be back in 2024. Music and books combine it. No, you can't do that. It's very confusing. Have you heard about how, when you talk to like people, you've done it with the book, right? Where it's like,

I don't know what this is because it's not hit you over the head with a hammer. How obvious, you know, it's so weird. Evan Nix has said the same thing to me is that like when you're pitching, when you're pitching to someone like any higher up, they want it to be very sellable and easily understood what it is. And God forbid, like the, the, the, the closest you can get to complexity is if you say it's this meets this, right? Because those are two simple things.

And then the third thing is also like you can get it but anything more than that or like he said that about like your your you wanting to have equal part for your first special Road Diary and I want to make more of a doc yeah and it's like that's like a hard sell for some big wigs because they don't know what the market, what the target audience is. It's like, hey, what is this derivative of? What are you ripping off with this? And that's been done 15 times

because that's what we're looking for is the 16th time, but nice and glossy. I'll divulge this to our ardent listeners. I had a meeting with Random House. That's why we had to go to New York city. And I have a book about a hit man in Paris, which is my love letter to both Paris and paid murders. And he was like, you know, my question is,

is it too much like Barry? And I was like, well, no, because of the character involved and all this stuff. And I was like, also like, that's good good because you can say it's for fans of Barry. Yeah. Hey, do you like that? Like really successful show that everyone loves? Well, here's a book that's kind of like that.

And he was like, oh, yeah, what am I saying? And I was like, I'll take it from here. Random hands. I got it. Just give me the ball. OK, I'm Ron Dane. I'm fucking Maurice Claret. Dude, the ball. Okay. I'm Ron Dane. I'm fucking Maurice Claret dude, random ass random house. Maurice Claret out of nowhere. He

wasn't even, I mean he was the fucking, he was the man. No, I know, but he was the man in what 2001. I don't even want to use after NCA not too long, not too long after Eddie George went, went to the NFL. He was, he constantly. Not too long after Eddie George. Yeah. Went to the NFL. He was in the... He might have been a backup. I think Maurice Claret was... He was Ohio State, but he should have played at Wisconsin because he was just a hedgehog that they would roll like a fucking log. Big man. Anyway, so yeah, you know, if you're an author, there is hope for you, you know? And, uh. Is that right?

Well, yeah, because this show is brought to you by The Author Show. It's a brand new absurdist documentary series on YouTube following one man who dares to throw his entire world up in the air for one singular purpose, to sit down and finally write his first novel, which I did. Yeah.

You know? Oh, yeah. I didn't need to make a show out of it. You did. I did. You did a one man show. I did. And. You know, oh yeah. I didn't need to make a show out of it. You did. I did. You did a one man show and it was very boring. It was poorly attended. It was mostly for Gordy. It was mostly you sitting there and actually writing and then occasionally you would like murmur something and it's like dude, you have to like, yeah, I would show the depths of my mind. You weren't even telling telling Gordy would be over there fucking Licking the paint off of his bowl and be like, oh, yeah, you need food. So do I?

Okay, Gordy Away, we go. Yeah Apologies for the confusion last time we talked about the author's show. I think you said it was author show it's not the author show you to it's on YouTube and is it I do you wish you read more? I think you do I had yeah. Well, you're not alone. You big fucking idiot. That's written right here and it says turn and look at dammit. Yeah, yeah, I do need to read more and you're never going to let's

get past. I will no one reason anymore especially young people and old bitches I'm reading right now it's cuz that dopamine hit we've lost our imagination we've forgotten how to read that's why you need to watch the author show where my friend and he is my friend Daniel practically loses his fucking mind trying to write the next great American novel so if you love reading or if you like telling girls with asymmetrical hair cuts that you read all the time so you can get in their very expensive panties their aunt bought them on a trip to Milan.

If you like documentaries or a cheap laugh at the expense of one man risking everything to chase his dream, then you'll definitely want to watch this ridiculous show. It's seven episodes easily digestible. I watched the first two. It's solid. I empathize with him. It's good. I think you can watch it and it's at youtube.com slash the author show the author show at the author show. No s be sure to subscribe. Don't be a dummy. Watch the

show. Yeah, nice. Do we have any other ads? We do just fucking replete with ads. That's what I said replete on stage stage. And then I said, that's right, Broussard, I said replete. He was in the back. Yes, he did. Very good. Yes, he did. Look at him go. He's like us and we will mourn him very soon.

He turns to his wife who's a fucking Olympic swimmer. She was on the US national team, dude. Oh yeah, I meant to, I wanted to ask her. You're like, I like to, I swim. She's like, yeah, you can't go underwater. Look at you. Pokes you in the belly. And she's like, yeah, of course you love to swim. That's where you're supposed to be.

Humanity. You're a crime against humanity. Yeah. Whoa. Look at us. Humud. I wondered, yeah, he mentioned that in his set and I was like, Oh shit. Or he said pro athlete. Yeah. I mean, she was a professional swimmer for the United States of America National team, baby. Yeah, I fucking I paid for that which I was like fucking ladies his pimps too. Yeah, I can tell you're a swimmer

Nothing moved You bean-dipped But there was no beam was just rock hard muscle. I'm kidding. I did not. She had a lovely shapely body. I don't know if that's saying better or worse. Yeah, shut up. Okay.

I bet her ass is clean. Did you, that's right. Because she uses to she, Ah, yes. Tushy, the Tushy bidet. Oh, guess what? You already know. Guess what audience yesterday while we're driving to the show in Lafayette, I get a picture from my wife that shows that she has installed the to she bidet. A white smoke

came out of the chimney that day in Vatican City, the the standoff is over. Well, you told me after she put it in. They were like yeah, I was hoping she would just do it. I was your whole plan. Well, there were a couple times where I suggested that we tag team it and she didn't feel like it and so it's a cold sore war. Yeah, now her ass is cold and sore yeah from getting blasted with because no it doesn't hurt fuck. It says right here. Don't say it hurts fuck fucked. Fuck it says right here. Don't say it hurts fuck

whatever you do. Don't say that it hurts. There's been a lot of bad PR for us. People say that their holes have been blasted shut. It's scorched girth, not together like a wax up swallow it. Oh god, that's great for the algorithm. Oh fuck you hawking a fucking sin. Luke, edit that out. Did you know Sam that men spend over twice as long pooping you? You I spend over the average. You're not the meaner, the median or the mode. You're an outlier, outlier. You're not the meaner, the meatier, the mode. You're an outlier. I'm an outlier. That's right. I'm special. But yeah, men are in there twice as long. Women are four times as pissed as they've ever been before. But a lot of households being torn apart by toilet time, regardless of how long you're in there. That's your time.

Right. When you're ready to clean things up, a to she but because it doesn't hurt it doesn't hurt It removes 99% of the crap that doesn't get cleaned up with wiping alone and whatever sticks deserves to be there All right They got squatters rights. Nah get rid of it. Yeah, get it all off. I know mine's dirty right now Oh shit in the copy if Nathan would ever install his to she he would know that it only takes ten minutes Uses the same clean water that comes out of your sinker shower I knew it would take no time at all. I explained it had nothing to do with the daunting challenge of installing

It's just a symptom of your mental disorder. It's something attached to its homework. homework. Oh, I've seen, yeah, it's homework. It's procrastination is some type of like weird mental block thing. And so, yeah, hey. Cohen also says, hey, make that bitch do it. Yeah. She's not doing anything else. If you're married and you're on the road

trying to bring home a paycheck. Yeah. No. Well, I mean, doesn't that say at all? A woman alone was able to install the tushy, so it's a walk in the park on now. I've she had it in ten. We could have done too. I wanted it on a blindfold. If I was taking apart a rifle, this is my ass. This is my to she one hurts

one. Get the to get squishy yeah yeah it. I knew it was going to be simple. It wasn't that it was the fact that I was molested by a plumber. I have a weird complicated relationship with toilets. Anytime you're on all fours in the bathroom it reminds you I got cracked I Got dosed so I I'm excited to get home. It was I was already stoked to get back to my beloved. We've been gone for ten days Some of us longer you've been gone longer. Yeah, but I've been gone and and and it's tough to be gone longer than a few days For sure, but now I'm gonna drive going to drive 115 miles an hour to get back

to that toilet with the Tushy bidet. Last night you said you were going to hire a helicopter to bring you right to Trinidad. I'm going to, this is what I'm going to do. I get off the plane at DIA. Oh God, my heart. Some things I'm having a heart attack and a stroke. I'm having a stroke attack.

I lay out, you know, I'm dead. I'm not breathing. I'm blue. I'm purple. Right. The whole airport kind of like vibrates, body hitting the ground. Yeah. You do someone doge. And then, uh, yeah. Flight for life. Wait, they wouldn't take me down to Trinidad. I say my pills are in Trinidad. No, I think they'll get the helicopter from operation Dumbo Drop and they'll come and they'll scoop you up in some kind of basket and I say we have to we have to head south. We have to go to Mexico City and then over Trinidad. You jump I clip I clip yeah and I land and then I on the toilet

through the sea through the roof. You land on the head of the landlord. Hey, there's a hole in the there's a hole in the roof. You land on the toilet. Hit up the landlord, hey. You hit it so hard. There's a hole in the roof. It creates like a pressure situation, like when you like put a bunch of water in the sink, then pull the plug and it, that's you. So you land on the toilet through the roof, but then you're geysered back into the air.

And every time you- It doesn't hurt though. It doesn't hurt, no, nothing hurts. Nothing about the tushy hurts. The water's not scalding. It doesn't have a bunch of salt in it or lemon juice. It's just a little kiss on your whole. No, it's great. I have enjoyed several tushy bidets in my travels and I'm excited to have one at home. Also every tushy bidet comes with a 30-day hassle-free return and a 12-month

warranty. So that's great, huh? And it also makes an amazing present for Father's Day. Give Dad a break from wiping and get him to join. I know Dave T is just always in there getting it clean. Give him a break. He's in there constantly wiping and then forgetting what he's doing

and then wiping some more. Until he bleeds. So yeah, get him to join the two million. only always comes out and he like holds his butt open And he says is it clean and I say dad mom's been dead for years You don't have to be clean anymore. And then that's his ponytail. What you want down there Puts on deep purple But yeah Give Dave T give dad a break from wiping and get him to join the two million other butts who have already switched to two million cheeks for a limited time.

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called like that one hurts. That's what I was thinking. That's right. It was the competitors bidet. It hurts. It's too hard. It says shut up. If you complain, right? If you try to turn it off, it says, I'm not done yet. Right. Oh, all right. I'm not, I'm not in control and it's scary to not have control. Yeah. It says you stoopy. Oh yeah. I was going to say at the show in a, I laughed. I think you were in there when I was up there. Oh, when I said that we've been going all over the place, we went to Tokyo, we went to Paris. I go,

all over the place. We went to Tokyo, we went to Paris. I go, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, what I'm allowed to leave the country. I went in there. What do you mean? Or it was like, uh, I wouldn't or something. I didn't understand it. The crowd had funny little responses to stuff. Yeah, because they're used to talking story. They're in that Cajun tradition, you know, as if we were all performing that night. Well, there were those two women seated in the back row, 17 and 18, 17 and 18 wasted tight as a drum. They were underneath the lights and they were just back there and like you would say like a yeah, restraining order and they loved it

when you brought up restraining order and the bluey thing the bluey thing broke their minds because I'm sure that one of them lost their phones on a trip to fucking Port Arthur Lake Charles and then because I could tell that they had a story exactly like that I figured maybe it was because they were four and so they still loved blue they do love love blue. They were young. They're like that's what I that's how I'm learning to read them. What are we going to do today? Whatever we want for four hours until showtime man, we're going to get some food. We're going to walk around a little bit,

strut our stuff. Good. Jake Cosden in the mix. I brought short shorts and really did and dress shirts. So I look like I got banged out and then I grabbed something so that we could go get a quick bite the next morning. I mean, I feel like we have really slotted into the it's Pride Month in New Orleans and people just see us and they're like, those two do it to each other. We just walk by and we see the math in their head and then just people violently throwing up yeah, or being brave and saying, God bless them. Hey, we're all

just people. We're all children of God like us. We're all the blanket. Yeah, I'm excited to have another today and tomorrow. We got that go Orleans. We got more. We can eat that gumbo before we hit the streets. Let's cut this go into the streets fucking laden with gumbo into the heat. These people just sweat now just sweating through. Yeah, you're gonna like a play dough fun factory. Your pores just gonna be secreting. I do need to drink more water

because I got dizzy on stage last night during one of my patented act outs if you like patented act outs hey come see me in San Francisco and Petaluma next weekend and then why not Batavia hmm when I go to Batavia you dumb sob not that far from Chicago where people live people live there maybe you're down in Naperville though fucking riding out of DUI charge. You know what? Laying low. Steal the fucking warden's gun, get the keys, come see me in Batavia. It's not time for plugs even. What are we doing? I think it's probably about time for plugs. I have no idea.

I grabbed my phone so that I could know when we started and almost immediately I was like, I don't know. I'm flying blind. All that happens in your brain is like an old timey cartoon where like a mailman pulls up to the mailbox and the mailbox has eyes. The mailman opens up the mailbox's mouth and it says mail on Sunday.

And the mailman says mail on Sunday. That's you. It's an old timey fucking gray and white and black cartoon where the mailbox talks. Well, yeah, it's your head. I had to set up everything while you complained. Do you want to discuss why that is? Uh, probably not because you're so nice.

Mm hmm. Yeah. Cause my large S and your large ass, cause you bring home the bacon and then I eat it. I put it in the pan. Last night we got home and I had that gumbo and I was like, okay, London, you sit down. It's just like when you bring daddy, his slippers and his newspaper, when he comes home from work at the factory, that was you and you sat

down and you put on the Greg, you're all the outside of comedy. I've enjoyed most of them. You had to go to your happy place. I wanted something specific. I guess I didn't want to scroll. No, I want to put something on so that I could fucking breathe out I was in the kitchen. I put on my house dress Put on my my durag and had your dinner in front of you, baby. Yeah, I appreciated that. Yeah. Well, I know the rules I figured you were gonna be flipping out and you wouldn't stop talking about how brave you were No, no, you could do it. Like I said, it would have killed us both. It wasn't white knuckle like 10 out of 10 were going to die. It was more like a wow, fuck.

Gotta, gotta give it the old college try like Maurice Claret and hope for the best, which again was like please don't let anything be in in this lane literally for us to one single tire tool. You would have hit that it would have flipped up gone through the windshield. It would have embedded in my head and then I would have like just spoken with an even more problematic accent on stage. He's not white. He ain't white this time. He tired too. I would be the king. Sin City. I'm Benicio del Toro. You're in the passenger seat. You're Clive Owen. Once a smoker. Always a smoker. You're Benicio del Toro. Yeah. God, we should just watch Sin City. Fuck New Orleans. Let's stay inside,

watch scary movie one. Oh, we got to watch scary movie at least the first three. I think I hit a polka was like. Do you want to watch all the scary movies? He did not respond. He's going to delete your number. Let me check this thing. Well, I'm just seeing if our reservations went through at dinner tonight. if our reservations went through at dinner tonight. Oh, we just we just hit an hour. Oh, well, hey, guys, we're going to go out into this humid mouth known as New Orleans and we're going to lull around on its tongue.

I'm humongous. You're humongous already. We're not even outside. We're underneath two fans and the AC is on. Yeah, no, and I'm my nuts are a fucking sand trap. Oh, yeah, they're going. Oh, yeah. Wait, that means they're dry. That's right. Oh, thank you to Chubby's brand shorts.

Shut up. Oh, sorry. We had those two ads in the Wide World episode and then I saw somebody say, well, how many ads were there? Six. I was like, shut up. Literally two and they're funny

and do you want the show to be made? Because that's how we get the cash, all right? It all goes to Pat. All these great projects I've created. I've never seen a dime. I'm deep in debt. I have to tell Emily we didn't actually buy the house. We bought a picture of the house cause I was scammed and I bought a fucking, I bought an NFT of the house. We're ruined. I've been calling her stub cause she's stubborn. And I'm like, this this is this is Sam and Emily. It's not stub in the nub

She's got a Then I was calling her stub when we were in Detroit and she was pissed and I texted my sister I was like, can you do me a favor and call Emily stub and a text message? So she's mad at me and then she's like what the fuck? Come on. Puppet master. And before we go to father's day dinner, I'm going to tell Emily and Mel to be like, call her. I'm going to call it Sophie and Mel. Just only call her stuff. Please.

Without the whole meal. Really poking the bear. Hey man. I love that bear sweet pussy. So, Hey, and her whole thing and how great of a partner she is I love her whole thing. Yeah so go to those dates I plugged preemptively and go to SamTalent.com I really want to sell these fucking tickets in Pittsburgh and Detroit coming up so let's get on there Patreon.com. Morgantown West Virginia. Morgantown is fucking already sold out I bet bet maybe not check ticks one two three pleasant one of my favorite venues Yeah, good join the patreon just keep helping us rise. We're reinvesting in the show if there's 200 free episodes

There's a hundred and fifty page. This is 200 is episode 200 Respect we did it baby. We've come a long way from that fucking anarchist bookstore basement why and whatever you do don't tell Shane Gillis that our podcast started in an anarchist bookstore basement that will only help build out his caricature of me what else shit I love you guys what the hell yeah it's been a blast yeah glad'm glad that we fucking pulled the Pulled the trigger. We should have done a clip show for this. Yeah, thanks for 200 Thanks for the memories. We'll see if Pat can dump them You really want to help us celebrate?

Whoa, that'd be crazy. All right, let's get out of here. Uh-huh. Bye