Chubby Behemoth - The Lump Is On The Bump

Episode Date: June 4, 2024

BONUS EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth   This week the boys discuss the Panama Canal, the reason Sam had flight delays, and Canadian money. Nathan served Kool-Aid with Pop-Tarts, decorated a pantry, and has a used Zyn theory. Sam tried to hang with a Chicago pal, played some pool basketball, and did the ultimate move at Red Robin. Wat dat mean?   Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth   Mutiny Coffee: [e-mail]

Yo, the video has begun. Now it's time for us to have some fun. Some fun. It's Chubby Behemoth, everyone's favorite pod. And if you've got a problem with the devil, suck it gone. Thank you, Lund. I was hoping you would get it. How about tonight when me and that guy both said grody.

Grody to the max. Grody to the max. Yeah. Little Garrett. Sweet young Garrett. Singularity much? Simulation much? Yeah, I got a theory for you right here, pal.

That'd be funny. If Einstein fucked your lady, you're like, I got a theory of relativity for you right here, pal. Grab your nads. I grabbed my nads earlier tonight. I can't remember why. How try it was when Tyler talked about going down to the Panama Canal for the 100th anniversary.

I said, what, to go flip it off a Panama? I got some goods for you Because as we learned we learned I learned it up soon upon landing. It was the first thing I learned about Winnipeg Did you look up the Wikipedia? No, Tyler told me the owner of the club told me on the drive Okay, I read about it and on the Wikipedia page. He literally told me about that and then asked me what Shane Gillis like That was our conversation. Yeah Yes, Panama Canal constructed in 1915

Blessed by Woodrow Wilson, but started by Teddy Roosevelt Yeah, that's one of his things. Yeah, that sounds right Woodrow Wilson went down there when they opened to show birth of a nation He did the the invisible orb. The Seattle Hand as I'll always call it from now on. Yeah, I have the power. The whole world's in my hand. Atlas. The world's on his back. How about They Man? They Man? Yeah, non-binary planetary Marauder they man Instead of even ah yes. Yes same haircut. Oh, yeah for sure page boy Oh, yeah page boy, but it should be because I should be haircutting. I think yeah same page boy, but it's a page boy Hey, give me a what page is it boy?

Why don't you rip a page out of your book, boy? Look at her face. It's a different color than her neck, which looks like... Her chest is fucked. Yeah. It looks like Ray J's dick and balls are what her neck and tits look like. We're watching porno here in the Winnipeg hotel room. No, we are not. But no.

Go ahead. Panama Canal. Yes. It fucked Winnipeg in I teen shortly after it opened right I asked Tyler so what you guys were the third largest city and he said fuck man We used to be but now we're the eighth largest city because of the fucking Panama Canal. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah I like looked up from my phone and was like what dude the Panama Canal Will you give beef against the Panama Canal? What are you fucking pirates. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah what happened. I called the Panama Canal the Colostomy bag

of South America today and that was fun. But explain why. Oh I never really got an answer. I asked two people on stage in the first show. I asked the guy and he started to answer and he gave a great answer I assume but I was laughing so hard because I forgot I was in Canada thick. Yeah, thank accent He was like, oh bud the Panama Canal, you know, and I was like And then he like looked at me and I realized oh, I've just been laughing in my head and I said, oh dude I'm sorry. I forgot I was in Canada. He sounds ridiculous. You were giggling. Yeah, and I just insulted the way they speak well, it just said on Wikipedia that that kind of negated the need for the railroad system that went through Winnipeg.

Winnipeg like connected the East and West Coast. Because of the Hudson Bay. It was a big route for goods. And then Panama Canal was like quicker for ships cheaper and whatever so it just like fucked over when a peg I think the biggest pop that I got in the first cold in the peg so cold in the peg so cold in the pee That's where they have to hide in their lovers asses six months out of the year. They peg each other. Oh, yes Yes, take the But someone said Hudson Bay and I said... Yeah, I have a homosexual friend named Hudson. Yeah, we called him Hudson

Gay. Huge laugh. They loved it. I was in the office outside of the showroom and I heard all of that. They were like, yeah. The walls were shaking. I mean, it's like, I do all this stuff that I hope is like smart. And I'm like making all these like heavy themes part of this hour. But then I do that and I'm like, God, I just want to eat cotton candy all the time.

I don't want anything with value in the act. Nothing with nutrition. Hudson gay is like as good as it gets. Hudson gay and people with uteri with uteri yes that one has something to it though it's that one's really clever it's social commentary yeah clever turn a phrase yeah well it's like it's fun it's a little harmless almost naughty fun it's fine it's like culture wars. You hear what I said tonight? That sound. I don't know the fridge.

Got to unplug the. What the fuck is that noise? Smoked. It's a podcast alarm. You're not supposed to podcast in these. No potting. I filled out the thing and non smoking, obviously. But yeah, that's like a new one is no potting. Yeah, fuck. Well, I'm sure there are super producer Jake can get rid of that sound

If he wants to maintain his rights as super producer He's more of a super spreader when it comes to HPV You see but I could turn it off and we can I could take my shirt off if I turn off the AC the shirts coming off Warning, I think we just power through I think the good people at home aren't upset at all. They never complain. They're gonna kill us. I really want this one to be good. I gotta not look at this woman. Yeah, she's look at the look at the chest. It's like a like I haven't looked at the chest. Are you crazy? It's like a leather jacket and then

those will do though. I almost started to channel surf. What else is on sometimes? It's nice when we have something to riff off of usually when it's football, no, no football. You get too invested. You start to tear up the military or whatever oh tonight. I said you know if Biden would just say retard once he would win the election, which show bow second show. I wish I would have heard if he just would have said, if he just called Trump a retard once fucking pink mist,

it's a lock. He marked him. That's the headline New York Times. He marked him. Biden marks Trump, either Yeah. Biden, Merck's Trump. Ethered. Well, I'm glad to think you almost didn't get to say that tonight. You almost didn't make it. I know. What happened? A woman queefed on the plane so hard.

And I asked to queef. That you. There was an incident on your flight flight and you had to get grounded because of a gnarly queef. Dona Lug was on my flight, so we were grounded for life. Excuse me, excuse me. I open the pie at the cockpit door. Hey, someone queefed out here and I know it was a quiff because it reeks. Listen, hey, I'm an

adult. I understand some people aren't going to be able to tell the difference. I blindfold them. Yeah, somebody walk person walks into the room and does something and they don't know, you know, they guess maybe they're right. Maybe they're wrong, but this is not a situation. Yes. This is sunshine. This is not the sun shining on a dog's ass. Someone is me being 35. No, you're 37 Jesus Christ. And knowing exactly what I hear and what I see and what I smell. Also, there's a vibration that's unique to the queef that really tickles my inner ear. Yeah, I have tinnitus. So I don't hear most farts, but I hear every queef. I have ASMR and it's queef related. So I'm also rock hard, your honor. I'm a pilot.

All right. I don't know Skylaw. Yeah, you didn't make it last night and I got to headline. Real quick. Let me tell you, everybody got to drink Kool-Aid with their bop darts for dinner. Yeah. It was a good time. Daddy wasn't home. It was a good time.

It was a reminder that I'm good at this. Yes. That I get to headline. You're worth it. But you know, we're having so much fun too. Because the other side of the coin was I headline I get the star treatment I get called mr. Lund instead of just London feel a little too familiar

No, but like, you know headlining much like seen that to people will be like will be like hey Sam Talon Lund Which is great. I don't care. Yeah, because it's just a thing it's a we you call me Lund. Which is great. I don't care because it's just a thing. You call me Lund and comics have called me Lund for quite a while and it's good. Sometimes you go by your last name and that's fine. And when people say they're a Lund guy, even better. But no, last night ruled, it was very fun to headline and then I come back to the hotel and it's just me. I know. And you know, I get to scratch as

long as I want and sniff as long as you want. Oh, I'm sniffing, I'm scratching. Nobody can stop me. Someone queues. You know exactly who it is. The front desk called. I was like, not tonight. My hands are full. I'm home alone. Yeah, I've got and then I walked into the hotel room today at four. I didn't knock or tell you I had a key. I was hoping that you were Tom experiencing yourself. Yeah, I wanted to find you and flagrant a I'm on all fours with my ass. Oh, it could have been the worst dude. Instead, I was like this. Yeah, you're right. I had a shirt on you watching usfl. I bet you were shocked. shocked Yeah, that I had a shirt on I do I was expecting to come in and find you legless splayed

Yeah, cuz I forgot I didn't know that there was like the suite area this little sitting area, dude I told you I love this if it was always this I would be stoked because I want a couch You don't want to be in bed for like 54 of the 70 hours you're somewhere. I mean we spend a lot of time in the bed though and usually when I come in usually you're seated and you're just this pink lump, this this doughy scabrous lump and you're sitting up in bed and your legs are hidden and you look like some like early Pokemon. They call it. Borpo.

Bertil. Duangus. Yeah, Birdle, I'm wide world, wide world wide world wide world. Masa is what Masa Haina, Massa's flower. Well, I guess I was you saying as a binks Misa. Oh God, a Misa. I don't know. I don't think it does good either way. Massa is what you're thinking. Well, what I said, well, Massa, you know, Massa, hero, Chono was that a wrestler, but bringing up Ben Juan stage is fun in Canada. Yeah, they love it. They can't love it. I said, put it, I said, put them on

the 20. The queen is dead. It's a new meat on there and I looked at the back of the twenty and this is only going to be relevant to our Canadian listeners but the back of the twenty Buffalo and people in Buffalo Troy and counterfeiters everywhere. It has these two towers on the back and it looks like the World Trade Center like it's a fuck yeah exactly but they have Trade Center like it's a fuck. Yeah, exactly but they have

Did the the vim a tragedy or something? Oh, they also came down. No, I don't know. It's called the v I ma why I read it on stage. I was riffing on the money. That's how much fun I was having up here We'll have to look that up I feel bad if it's their 9-eleven and we don't know what it is Well, it's probably there 11-9 due to the way they do dates. It's their Oklahoma City bombing They're 11 9 due to the way they do dates. It's their Oklahoma City bombing There was a bunch of kids bombed a federal building that'd be cool. Yeah, take the power opposite day up here Yeah, no, you did a good job. I heard nothing but glowing reviews Turner reached out and told me that one's get a headline and I said

Huh, the lump is on the bump. You said that. Oh, Turner said that, sorry. I said, they're giving the old man the start and he said the lump is on the bump. And I said, nice. You try to claim it. Well, I woke up in Austin on Friday morning, yesterday morning and I was driving to the airport

from Shane's and like the fucking sky was like, I said it was fissures in heaven because it was just like cracking like a fucking plate, like I said it was fissures in heaven because it was just like cracking like a fucking plate dude it was nuts I've never seen lightning this vivid and I'm like that's sick and I get to the airport I returned the rental car and I'm like oh shit oh wait I have to fly through that so my flight was delayed like three hours in Austin lightning is like poison for airplanes that's right yeah you're not supposed to get. I was not supposed to get any lightning in it dark chocolate

yeah for a dog and the K. So Houston and Austin, all the flights were grounded, so it was blood in the airport. It was insane. Everyone's freaking out. They're running in circles. They're gnashing their teeth. They're chasing each other's tails dog people. Yeah, like that's how people. Oh my oh yeah, they're all like herded around at one of some dog. They think is the alpha and then they pack around him and he turns around and he's like

and everyone person. Yeah, they're wearing their pants on their head. You can feel that that tension, that anxiety, that stress off of people on a normal Flying day because most people don't fly a lot. So they're stressed every time right there We've got when it's a fucking dad and when it's a father of like a family of five And he is at his wits end you feel that but you're talking literally Everybody is giving everyone giving off that vibe the only flights that were going out were flights south to Mexico yeah so like a 15th of what everybody is fucked except for four dudes just like

yeah everyone in sombreros they're stoked dipping in the nacho cheese nacho nach man. I want to be a nacho man. I love Family Guy. Homer Simpson. I know. Oh good. Keep it moving. Keep it moving bitch.

I'm 42. Who queefed? Remember that episode of Family Guy? Lois did you queef or something? Peter. You know I've been queefing. Not bad. Uh, but you know, it was bad was the queef that caused those flights to be grounded. It was bad, dude.

Anyway, but I was watching. I was observing it all from the lounge. You're probably pretty scared. About the flight? Yeah. Well, no, because you're almost certainly beefed Yeah, but I'm really good in those situations with just being like this I might be mad at you. Well, I always say this is the reality of the situation I must have said that three times to the United Asian. I was on the phone with for 70 minutes

Yeah, I said this is the reality of the situation. I'm not mad at you and she said no one can be mad at me the reality of the situation, I'm not mad at you. And she said, no one can be mad at me. No court can convict me of angering anyone right now. And I was like, very good Glenda. I remember her name because I was with her so long and I said her name a hundred times, because we have to do Glenda. I just appreciate your time, don't worry.

You know, that kind of thing. She's getting paid, she doesn't give a what. Well, I think she was also getting laid. I think she was fingering herself. She, because of you saying her name. Yeah. She was like death before dinner. She hasn't been humanized by a man in a while. She's had a few bad relationships. But I was literally at Austin, the United lounges above. So I was just like staring out with my arms crossed with other businessmen being like, look at the worms, worms when it rains, right?

They love to frolic in the mud Yes, I will have another espresso But yeah, so my flight was delayed. I couldn't go to Winnipeg So they were like you can either like be overnight in Toronto or you can be overnight in Chicago and I said I'll be in Chicago They stayed at the O'Hare Sheraton, which was nice over there in like Schomburg or Des Plains, very far from Chicago. Schomburg.

Yeah. My good friend, Byron Graham beefed his squeef so hard. Said no, thank you. No, he was kind of, he was boned. Well, no, he wasn't. No. He could have, Chicago has a hell of a transit system. It does. But he was like, I've had a couple of libations.

That's right. I've tippled a two. Unfortunately, I've tied it on a little bit. But I cannot meet you not by train nor bus. Maybe Zeppelin. I could take a dear Jebrew for sure. Let me call Alfred. Alfred. Thanks to the Panama Canal. Let me call Alfred. Alfred.

Thanks to the Panama canal. I'll be there too. And then I just hear he's on his own train. He has a private train that he drives. PT Graham, but his dumb ass gets tanked at four or whatever in Logan square. And I'm like, it's an hour round trip for me to get down there. Why don't you come out here in your car? And he said, uh, as the crow flies, one may wander, but as most men have known,

we are but our own limiters in the end. So therefore I'll be here pretending to be Frazier. Niles. I'm Byron Graham. He's more of a Nile. Oh yeah, for sure. But he was built like he felt like Frazier's head. So funny. The nature just was a bunch of like lying and avoiding an awkward admission of doing something stupid while being condescending because he's a psychiatrist to yeah, but yeah, Niles would be like just horny for an English broad. Oh yeah. But he was married too.

For that. Yeah. But it was loveless and she was a, was her name Maris? Yes. Yeah. She was, she was Mary's Mavis, right? I don't know if Jay Leno's wife, you know what her name is. It's Mavis. And I just donate and say, fill the bucket again. Speaking of donating yeah there was a garbage can yellow big garbage can by the elevator excellent go on. Yesterday I drink a water bottle uh-huh look in there oh it's garbage throw it in there. Tonight same thing finish a water bottle oh toss it in this I look again again, it's food, donations,

for like a food bank, a pantry. It's boxes of macaroni and cans of fucking. And your trash. And then my water bottle, and then I got it out of there. I righted the wrong. Think of that poor impoverished kid who's like, oh damn, I'm so thirsty. Oh, God. Even just a drop would be better than what I have now, which is nothing. Just a wee

little whisper. Yeah. Just to smell water. Too much water would kill me. Yeah. A full bottle of water would actually do me in my body. Wouldn't know what to do with all that water. Oh, here we go. Oh God. Whoever drank out of this had the wettest lips. Stain them. Yeah. It would be the right amount of liquid to start them off. I'd be like a dog if you died. I'd start with your mouth and your butthole and work my way in and then out. Oh Sam. Oh Lund. But yeah, after the night of being the man, the king for a day, I come back here and it's just me and I missed

you and I'm glad that you made it because tonight was fun and now this is fun. I actually am having fun. Doing the pod? Yeah. Yeah, I know, we haven't been forcing it all day. Yeah, we didn't get to hang out until like a few hours ago. Yeah, I haven't been trying not to roll my eyes at everything you say.

Up my ass. I've been following you around like a dog. You haven't been busting my balls. No, I have not. I had my balls busted all week. I don't need to bust any more balls. Oh yeah, you. My God.

Gilles. Got shoved around. Gilles and I, no I didn't get shoved around. I stood my ground and that was dumb. Are you guys the same height? Mm-hmm. Very similar height. We're the same height, we're the same age.

It's both college football dreams dashed. Hyper competitive. What happened to him. Did he have an injury? No, he went to army and then he couldn't, I mean army, he was in West point. Yeah. So it's insane. It was incredibly hard and he said that it was awful. And so he dropped out of West point and then he went to Elon in North Carolina and then he got cut from that team or anything. He quit that team anyway, but yeah, we're like incredibly similar. It

just would have been crazy if he also had a freaking knee injury while wrestling or something. We were each the fat guys at JFL twenty nineteen. He was wrapped. I was unwrapped yeah, so that means any opportunity that I had taken away because Shane Had a team a squad no, I mean I made him I made him I pissed him off I made him teary-eyed when I brought him on it Creek in the cave Because I just thought I said, you know a lot of people in stand-up don't deserve what they have and as a comic I think I'm funnier than everyone but this next guy deserves everything he has and he brought his whole team with him ladies and gentlemen proud to call my friend Shane

Gillis and he comes up and he's like we hug and he says what the fuck dude you're gonna make me misty hard that was fun six sins in his mouth he doesn't do sins on stage Brent Gill's done what you got got my head we think that he also would have a bunch no on him I mean Cigurra gave us maybe 1200 cans of Zen yeah and I could only fly with two logs because I was coming to Canada no but I mean I was like I don't want to fucking buy a suitcase to bring these in Tom I left him at Shane's Shane probably has the single Biggest supply of zins in the state of Texas right now because there's the zin shortage nationwide He could put him in his trunk and go from like

Parking lot to parking lot outside of liquor stores. Whatever. Yeah, make a mint make so much money Well, it was mint it was citrus make a zin, you know What were you gonna say about Brent Brent got in my head because Brent came down and he was lurking in the green room At mother. Oh, yeah mother ship. It was like I Introduced Brent to Joe Rogan who almost passed out from rolling his eyes And then he went to shake hands with Tony Clint Hinchcliffe and Tony looked up, looked at Brent and then put his hand away. You know, whoa, because he's gross and wet. I understand. Yeah, but then I was like fuck everyone in here. I have to get rid of Brent. No, you don't

know anyone in here. He's creeping everyone out. Then I was like Shane. This is my and then Shane said, oh, I know Brent. Then they hugged and I was like, what the fuck have these two been up to Austin boy? I know you imagine the they hugged and I was like, what the fuck have these two been up to? Austin Boyd. I know. You imagine the fucking slime they would slurp together? Them loose on the city. Paint the town red.

Yeah, paint the town brown. Corvette engine. What is his? Yeah. He was a BMW with a Corvette engine. The Frankenstein's monster. No, no, no. He had a BMW with a Suburbans engine.

Oh, okay. It was a total crime against engineering and science and pistons. If Becker were here, he'd be going, malfunction, car malfunction. He rolled his eyes so hard he almost rogued. Oh, god. Gross.

It was gross. But yeah, I had to spend yesterday in Schaumburg, Illinois. How'd he get in your head? Oh, sorry. I had his in it on stage and After the mothership show he was like you guys put that in out. You look ridiculous That's like what you could tell and he's like, yeah, look at your lip. Let's listen someone punched you in the lip And you're always like adjusting it. Yeah, your tongue is working over time spit it out. Yeah, it's not a secret. You knew this? I can clock it, yeah. Yeah, but you know me. You've looked at my face for hours when you when you sleep, you think of my face. When I'm not around, you're drawing me from memory. I'm like the kid in the ring. I'm always just, yeah, but I'm drawing you. In seven days, you will have diarrhea.

I know. Yeah, I know your eating habits enough. Yeah. Uh, no, I, it's enough in no I it's just yeah it's not it doesn't disappear especially in the top I think sometimes the bottom you don't like the bottom yeah but the top it's obvious it's loose in the bottom you sound a little different interesting and your mouth is moving a little bit different your tongue is flicking about I saw Kreischer do it and he got away with it and no one cared. Everybody knew. Fuck you're right. They just lied.

They lied. Oh yeah you can't even tell he has like 15 in his mouth at once. God. Okay well I'm going to be spraying the Zins out on stage now. Do you want to talk about where Shane puts us? Oh dude. I stayed at Shane's house for like five days, five nights. And we were in the pool like four hours a day every day and there's a basketball

hoop in there and there's two basketballs and we're just shooting hoop, having a nice time. Cool. Ali-oops, great dunks. You can see my wrist right there. That's a giant bruise. Gardini hit his foot on it fucked up his foot Shane showed me a picture of his forearm and it was just black and blue from wrist to elbow nook It's like what the fuck that's one bruise and he's like that was a night of blackout basketball Because you just slammed dunk on the and you hit your wrist You know if you do a cool dunk you come in you blast your wrist and alley-oop that kind of thing, a metal rim. Yeah. Okay.

And yeah, it probably wouldn't get that serious. If it were a little play school, right? They've been a plastic little tight. No, it's like industrial strength. Prove your masculinity. Are you 37 slam slam dunk on a twenty seven year old prove that you're the man Sean, but yeah, I spent so much time in the pool. Like we were like taking business calls in the pool. Like I heard Shane like turn down like a bunch of money in the pool and then turn to me and as I was like I turned and he sprayed me with like the pool cleaner in the face and laughed after he turned out a bunch of money to that pool robot gets in the

way when you're trying to play basketball. Yeah, so it is fun though, because you can take the hose out and you can score people. So we were doing that on Memorial Day. We had a big barbecue and like five kids James McCann's kids and McCusker's kids came over and we kept hosing down the kids. That was fun from the pool. Shane's like wasted just how like stop it, Mr. Yeah. Who are you? Yeah, it was that at one point I took James McCann's one year old and held him in the air and I was like Shane and he just blasted this kid in the gut. He was laughing so hard. He sprayed the kid in the face. No one was watching

like James says. Oh, there's two more kids. You know he's yelling at the hoss and faffa and Geraldine yeah put down the American flag. You know now stop making a cocoon, but yeah, then I held up this little baby and Shane just knows about that, but yeah. We put the pool robot in the pool or in the hot tub and something broke off and we had to fix it, but it was a white like ring, like a rubber ring. So me and Lamar go to the bottom of the hot tub and Lamar comes up and I come up and I'm like, dude, and he's like, it's nothing but Zin's down there. It's all Zin's

brother and they're all stuck to the bottom and we're looking for a white object in a sea of zins. Yeah, just like barnacles on the bottom of the pool, the hot tub. Zins everywhere. Not a drop to drink. That was fun.

So I was just sunburned. So there's something about them that makes you have to put them somewhere insane. People, you put them wherever in the hotel you have to put them somewhere insane. You put them wherever in the hotel room. I put them on the ground. Which is somewhat fine. It's a hotel room.

Yeah, but I've accidentally touched so many of them. Quit touching them. Or on purpose, I'll be like, God damn it, and I'll try to put it somewhere respectable. They're just going to vacuum the room. No, they don't just vacuum the room. They vacuum the room. I heard a vacuum when I came in today in the room across the hall. And you didn't hear them say, oh good, more zins for my vacuum.

Well yeah, I don't speak Portuguese. But I would imagine a lot of times you left one in the shower stall a couple of weeks ago. Oh yeah. They can't vacuum in there, Sam. Someone can pick it up. Wet vac, you say. Get the shop vac out.

No, they don't have the shop vac. Just get out some more plaster and cover it up. At times it's on the table. You know where I've been putting them newly? When I'm wearing shorts, I put them in the top of my sock. Then I go to take my sock off and it's like I have leeches all over my ankle. It's crazy. You get the last little bit.

Oh yeah. In the bloodstream. Oh yeah. Slurp them dry. Do we have an ad read this week? I don't know bro. Okay. Oh yeah. Bloodstream. Oh yeah. Slurp them dry. Do we have an ad read this week? I don't know bro. Okay. Oh by the way. I'll look it up. I'm getting a mattress for an ad read. I'm trading a mattress for one ad read and you guys are not getting mattresses. That's fine. Ours is still pretty good. Well I'm just saying the thing of it is a housewarming party for Chubby B. You're not just scrolling. No. You're not just on who's got them.org.

So yeah, that mattress will be nice in my new home in that wall, which I signed on. I didn't sign on it. Well, here was my day yesterday. Finally get to Chicago. Byron blows me off. Cause he's got to see a man about a horse and what a horse it is. A stallion, a white stallion. He's doing heroin But so my day yesterday what you can search for the ad you put in the F a n n i e Ice I was making sure this was the most recent thing that Lund watch

24. Oh So yesterday what I did after my old friend Byron blew me off to you know Go jerk off punks underneath a bridge EGOT style Okay was Will becker read it I went I walked to a dick sporting goods from the hotel and I got a new pair of white a6 and then I went into Red Robin and I sat down with intent in my eye and just punished that kid right away. Yeah which I did not know that you can just order fries. Oh yeah for sure. That seems insane. No no. They don't make you get like a $10 burger. I sit down and I say you know what time it is. time fry time. I say we're in this together. All right, and don't worry

It's gonna be worth it, but I need those fries coming hot and I need them greasy and I need them dry as well I don't want to greasy So go back and man the fryer, but yeah, I sat down. He's like, you know what you want to drink I was like water and bring the fries out What do you mean? Hit me with the fries. You had to remind him? You thought you needed to say again that you wanted your fries to come out? No, when I sat down, I didn't ask the cedar person for fries, but when the guy came up

and said, hey sir, welcome to Red Robin, we've got all types of cool drinks. Our culotta and gin special, you know? But yeah, he was like, so what do you have? And I was like, water and let's get the fries going. So he came back with a water and fries and then I ordered my burger after that. I had to get a burger. Of course, I didn't just get a rise.

Well, I thought your whole thing was that you gamed the system. No, you can just sit down and say, let's get the fries going because the fries are unlimited. You game the system by getting fries before waiting on your burger to be made. I have them like chips and salsa. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know. Yes. And then by the time the burger comes out, there's more fries on that plate. Right. And then half with the burger, let's get some more fries. Your feet, the shoes don't fit anymore on your swollen salt soaked feet. Now you don't have to get a burger. You can just order

unlimited fries. No, you have to get a burger. I bet there's an option for unlimited fries. I've never done that. Every time I get fries, I get a burger. Yeah. I told you in high school, that's when I cracked the code. I thought cracking the code was that you didn't have to get a burger.

You can just fill up on as many fries as you wanted for like six bucks. No, what I meant was I cracked the code by ordering fries right away. As soon as you sit down, fry me. Fry me. Yeah, you say- Fry me with a spoon get you get to have fries four minutes quicker. Yeah Okay, there's no waiting. I'm glad you're stoked and then if there's a group of people and they're like, ah, I don't know

Maybe I'll have the Hawaiian blaster burger But one time I had like the red chili cheeseburger and that was really good So there's all this kvetching going on. I already have my fries. Take all the time you want. Who cares? Who fucking cares? Also in high school, the Red Robin by the hospital in Parker right by where 470 hits Parker Road. We used to go there. My friend Alex Nichols' sister Katie, who was super hot, she was the bartender there. So she would like sneak us over like purple nurples and lemon drops while we were on lunch On like off-hour lunch, then we drive back with like a little pep in our step kind of kind of cocked

But yeah, I love Red Robin special place in my heart and I can do you know, so I went and I went to Red Robin And then I went to the movie theater And I saw Civil War. Finally, you've been wanting to see that. And I was so happy to see what was available. I saw Civil War, thought it was fine. People say there's no plot. I think that proves that the whole point of the movie is like if there was a Civil War,

it wouldn't solve anything kind of thing. You know, there's no resolution on the Civil War. Yeah. little resolution on the Civil War and then I snuck into the the last half last like hour and twenty five minutes of Mad Max and a hey Sam T shout out Furiosa movie of the decade. What it's the best. It's the best movie since Mad Max fury road. All right. It's awesome. That's great. Have you not seen it at the second one. The first one ruled. Yeah. I mean, remember how, remember how you watched that movie and

you're like, well, this is the best movie I've ever seen. It was very fun. Right. That's when I saw Furiosa. I said, well, this is the new best movie I've ever seen. It was also that amount of like fun and cool. And well, cause you're like, okay, how are you going to have more road fights? Right. Yeah. The first one was very much one note. Innovative. But the note ruled. Mm-hmm. Yeah. It was just like, it was like when Sleep hits that note on, I can't remember the name of the song, but it just rings for like 30 seconds.

And it's like, that's all you need is this note. That's the note. But now they figured out to it how to incorporate sky violence, too Okay, I don't want to give spoilers But let's just say yeah, don't don't just say well I'm gonna spoil a fight in the two and a half hour fury road or Furiosa To hang gliders Hang gliders, bro So now those grenade sticks that they throw you can't hit a hang glider with one of those Kenya

Grenade stick from car to car or whatever Yeah, you have to throw it down or sideways or you can loft it, but you can't throw it straight up Yeah, and hey they figured that out and these bat people attack the big rig And I'm looking around saying we're also lucky to live in this time Where you can watch that to To exist in the same time. Oh yeah, we talked not that long ago about like the big movie theater experiences and how Mad Max, how Fury Road was up there.

I said Zombieland ruled. I remember distinctly everybody being like, fuck yeah, this is crazy. Chronicles of Narnia, the first one. No. I saw it four times in theaters. What? Me, Bonzo, and Justin Anderson saw it at least four times at the pavilions.

That was your Titanic. It was badass, dude. They had a bear fight like a big pig. There's like a warthog and like a polar bear fight in that movie. I'll have to watch it. It was cool. Another movie that was like that for me. Sin City.

Sin City. Oh my God, dude. Yeah. That was like the same time that Narnia came out. Wasn't yeah. Cause six, six. Yeah. Cause I mean that was another one where we'd sneak into the pavilions and go see sin city. Yeah. You just walk up the stairs. Then you have to find the theater it's in, but it's super easy. And there's been that like slow red face man taking tickets at that pavilion since 2003 since I started going there in high school yeah he's still there bro yeah I think I know who you're talking cuz I went and saw Furiosa in Denver before my flight to Austin oh yeah I was gonna ask because when I walked in I was like damn you've said again fucking

eggbirds here still yeah yeah you've mentioned that you caught some of that again, and I was like when would you have seen we spend? So much time together when did you have time to see this movie? Yeah, you're jealous all of a sudden You know you make time for the movie, but not for old one. Oh, you're curious all right Yeah, I'm curiosity for you. I had to get out of the hotel by 11, so I saw Furioso at 11.30, and it was the best decision ever made. I also walked in there with a giant coffee,

and I ate some edibles, and I was hitting my pen in the theater, and doing zins, and then the edibles kicked in, and I kept drinking the coffee, and I got really scared for a minute. Yeah, you were going hard. It was all before noon. I didn't eat anything either.

So it was just empty belly, like breathing heavy as Furiosa starts. I was by myself, but the theater had people in it. Okay. Yeah, just awesome. Go see the movies, save the movies. But yeah, so I saw the end of Furiosa, I saw the last 20 minutes of The Strangers and then I saw this like Hindi movie. It was either Urdu

or Hindi. It was about a woman. I saw the last like two thirds of that who wanted to cook the perfect curry before her husband or grandfather died or something. Was that good or you didn't see enough of it? It was in subtitles. I don't know. It was a lot of like close ups of steam and spices and like her like collecting the best spices out of big barrels. There's like a very Indian situation. It was good and then I went and I flew to win a peg. I came to the peg and the peg showed

up to bangers peg boy. I sure said peg boy. I also I also didn't say win this pig, which I wanted to yeah. I also I also didn't say win this pig which I wanted to yeah Some discernment that would have been Ben why ask anything hit they loved it they couldn't get enough These are my tootsies by the way guys, so oh Yeah, I was gonna say earlier when I was headlining last night. There was a woman in the front Adam No flip-flops off.

Feet up on the chair in front of her like this. Barefoot and pregnant. So her feet are... Tread. Three and a half feet away from me. Like they're close and it was such a weird move. Yeah. She's a mother of, she's probably 60 or something, you know,

55, mother of two young men who are having a good time. I think they knew you. I can't remember if they were there to see you, but yeah, she brought them. It was cool of her to do that. But yeah, it was so funny that she just shoes off. Who cares? Yeah. It's just one.

I had fun with it. It's not even the other guy. It's this guy. I should have done pleased to feed you you should have damn it, but uh Yeah, I went back to that a couple times so much that this woman that was she and her boyfriend or her husband Wanted to hang out after they were very nice complimentary She said something like she wrote me on Instagram today and was like hey, that was great You know, if, if, if you want to buy feed picks, no, if you, you and Sam have any plans tonight, let us know.

We'd love to meet up. You know, let them know. No, I knew we were going to just come back here and get really high giggle. Yeah. Fuck. I'm holding on. We're not going to fuck. We're going to have coffee.

And what did you have coffees in? coffees in edibles we pen in the dark Yeah, oh Yeah, though the woman said watch soups on Good, but not as not as fun as last night that woman with woman with her shoes off really gave you a lot. And it's like, you liked all that more than, soup's on is a combination of my whole career. You've been doing that shit for 20 years.

Yeah. It's like, it's like Seinfeld. The best jokes from up to that point, my favorite ones. There's some. Not pumpkin. Yeah. But.

Man kicks baby into river. That's in there. Is it? Bro, yeah. I gotta watch this thing. I gotta watch this thing. I just watched an early at it Where you had a woman in it? but uh Yeah, this couple was they were stoked. We had a good time Fuck I had no doubt

Anyway, I came into this hotel room. Like I told you, like, I wish I could tell that Bobby Crane joke story. Oh yeah. Yeah. But yeah, after being at Shane's house, which is, we had, we had, we had, we had a formal truce in front of LaMare and Nate Marshall because things were getting so heavy. It was like truce. And then one of us proceeded to drink a bunch of Bud Lights and forgot about the truce every now and then.

And you're saying truce where because you guys were busting each other's balls. Yeah, and like after Tuesday night We were up to like 5 a.m. Really giving it to each other about the French. I was defending the French He was not and then the next morning he was like super nice to me. He's like you want to go swimming But I got you an iced coffee He would go to Starbucks every morning and wake go swimming, but I got you an iced coffee. He would go to Starbucks every morning and wake up before me and he would get an iced coffee. And he didn't get me one Monday or Tuesday,

which makes sense Monday. He doesn't know I want an iced coffee. You know, Tuesday, I'm going to go grab an iced coffee. I'll be back Wednesday. So maybe he was just naturally doing it, but he did seem to be overtly friendly on Wednesday after the events of Tuesday night, because he blasted you so hard. I mean we were ups. We were up till five in

front of Nate Marshall, Lily and La Mer, just like going back and forth on two separate couches, just two units bro, just like to fucking narwhals battle ship yeah over the over the canal beached yeah over the over the canal lobbing heavy artillery. I mean the crime statistics were getting googled. You know like that's never that's never a good time when you're looking at crime statistics yeah to see who it was up to it yeah about whether France sucks or is cool. I just said that I thought French black guys were tough and he's like well they should come to Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Let me some fucking tough black guys Yeah Defensive proud yeah Yes, no list. He's not his black guy. He is yeah There's a lot of good points on both sides but uh Shit, that's so yeah But after being at Shane's and then going to Rogan's Club every night and you're in there with you know, high pressure high pressure He's a dog. Yeah Everybody's flying during a lightning storm

I would imagine yeah Well, there's just a lot of like they're doing real like Kill Tony seems like such a funny stupid little thing but it's not it's a massive it's let the Lanolax Corporation I can't think of what that's from yeah yeah Lanolax is Lanolax Corporation it's no it's from Coen brothers you know it's from that movie that was like the purge but set in the no Lanolax Corporation is Resident Evil no that's the Umbrella Corporation or raccoon isn't it Lanolax Corporation is Resident Evil. No, that's the Umbrella Corporation or raccoon, isn't it? Lanolax Corporation is from that movie where they're on the office building and they're like, you have to kill each other. And the last 10 people will get a raise.

Right. I don't know. The Lanolax Corporation. We'll get to the bottom of it. What do you got? Is that the, is that the podcast? Oh, it's Roger and Jordan dolls. Comedy podcasts. Yes. Anyway, it's Roger and Jordan dolls comedy podcast Yes, anyway, it doesn't fucking matter You're curious come on I love that I love that with you because you are curious But anyway, I came in answers so far I came in to you Yes pause. I came in and was like, oh cool

And I was just like so relaxed and the shows were so fun cuz I was like after that pressure cooker I'm a fucking diamond, baby. All you gotta do is put me in the ring and put it on her finger Yeah, it made me think well between that you saying that earlier where I was like, oh, yeah, that is like how so many comics navigate saying that earlier where I was like, oh yeah, that is like how so many comics navigate. Comedy is like competition, high stakes. You gotta want it. Uh, just do it. I'm loving it. It's just like avoid the knowing that shit, which I did for however long. Yeah. You used to have a chip on your shoulder. Care. And then, which I did for however long. Yeah, you used to have a chip on your shoulder.

I used to care. And then, yeah, I don't look at it like that. I try not to because when I got past that or whatever, like before COVID, I think, but definitely during COVID, it was like, oh yeah, gotta- Keep me separated. Figure out. No.

No. No. You sure? Yes. Are you sure? Is that from Ixnay on the Ombre? I was gonna say, you've got it. No, well I guess really, technically

what I'm gonna say would amount to that. That was Shane's argument. You have to also remember that you have to be happy in life and if you focus too much on comedy, you can get caught up in it, maybe get some success, but at what cost? So I had the big like, readjust, I really thought moving to Trinidad,

I was gonna mostly do the pod with you and hear about your stories from the road. And I would be Crowe, Snake, George Michael, Heavy. What's in the ravine, hater-free zone, like Trinidad stuff. I thought, I really remember thinking that was really, it was more likely than me doing a bunch of shows out of Trinidad,. I thought, I really remember thinking that was really, it was more likely than me doing a bunch of shows out of Trinidad. I don't know. Sure. Cause you didn't have to open for you until end of 2020. How long have we been,

not even 2021. Since I came back to stand up. Oh really? Yeah. I mean, I came back. I mean, since stand up came back. Yeah. And I was back on the road heavy. It wasn't right away though. I think it was after a little while. I mean, it was when I was back on the road heavy. It wasn't right away though I think it was after a little while I mean it was I was getting the clubs and shit when it made sense to bring someone but I didn't want to ask you To come because I thought you might be pissed because you've been like doing it longer Cuck yeah, like I'm getting cucked. No, who cares? I'm getting sucked bro. I'm not getting cucked. Yeah. Yeah You're sucking me. I have when you think about it. No, I think about it

Yeah, I thought it was mostly I was mostly gonna do I'm so glad we didn't pod have you being our man on the ground in Trinidad. That would have sucked This is better. Yeah This has been great It's gonna be hard to say bye. I saw a new raccoon in the dumpster. Yeah, I would add nothing You would have nothing. I would have some shit. No, I mean when you do have your Trinidad dispatches they're invariably some version of the same story. No there's a lot going on. Crazy guy came into the bar. I saw insert bird name. There's a new restaurant that serves blank opening but I'm banned from there for ordering too much. All right well yeah

no and it is it is nice to be out there together because then you don't have as much of the the the the what a lot of the other comics are doing in your face. Right. But like dude, yeah, I would imagine. Yeah, you were going through it at the mothership because you got all these people where there's like stakes

or there's, they don't, there's momentum. Also the green room is fucking mental, bro. One night in the green room, it's Tulsi Gabbard and 14 of her family members. Literally there's 14 Tulsi Gabbards in there. Tulsi plus 13 is on the guest list. It's the new TLC show. Tulsi plus 13. Yeah.

Tulsi and Company. All right. So it's just like, oh, okay. So there's already seven comics in here in this room that fits 12 if some people are standing. And now there's 14 gab tards in here. Yeah. Yeah, it's nuts. She's nice. She remembered me. She remembered me from when I opened for Chrysler. She was like, hey Sam Talon, I saw you open for Burton, Colorado Springs. And she like quoted a bit. I was like, Jesus Tulsi Gabbard, you're good. Yeah, like Clinton, that's a good politician. Oh, I mean she literally has my vote. Also no one here for, let me see him. For, dump him out of the year dump him if you got him prove him try tell that story about Australia yeah right well what

time are we at Trace over for the page okay I do my show Sam Talent and Friends at the Comedy Club and I had great lineups I had fucking Ari Matty. I'd run wide. I had Shane. I had Gardini. I had James McCann great lineups and then after after the last one come up to the green room, it's me Sean Gardini James McCann and David Lucas is in the green room with his with with a woman I don't know who she is but she was there she was very nice and we sit down and

he's like hey you guys want to do David Lucas and friends and we're like all right sure so James McCann has a flip phone and he pulls out his flip phone and we're all making fun of him because it's a flip phone and you know He's like trying to tweet from it and shit, but David Lucas is really going in Yeah, he's focused on the phone hyper focused on the flip phone calling it gay saying gay guys lift a flip You know you call your boyfriend with that thing. There's this type of stuff We're all have a nice time and then he says, that flip phone makes me think you voted for Biden. Man, you vote for Biden because of your flip phone? And then Sean, Sean Gardini says he's, he's Australian.

And David Lucas completely seriously looks at Sean Gardini and says, what that mean? Boy, did we laugh because he didn't know what it meant to be Australian. What's the point of this little bit of info? Yeah, what dat mean? What gives? What's this about? Tell me more not. What he was communicating was, what does that have to do with anything?

What does that have to do with the cost of a slice of bread? A slice? Well, inflation inflation man. Yeah. Bodega you can get bread by the slice. The bodega bit's going well. The shirt man and I wear that shirt. Linda has another shirt bit everyone so come to see a live show. Apparently yeah my opener has to be about the shirt I'm wearing or else I freak out. I used to do that kind of stuff. I started headlining. I remember my first opener. My first joke was shirt related. The very first thing I said into a microphone was there's a lot

of pretty women in here. I'm glad I wore my good flannel. Yeah. Yeah that's good. It worked. I was wearing swim trunks as well and I had a mohawk Mm-hmm as the Banzai used to call it the dead squirrel, but yeah, I am wearing that Rock aware shirt that he wore to Kevin's wedding that I got in New York for Kevin and Mara's wedding Mara was there to be that shirts cursed but Yeah, it's funny that I've been wearing it. I brought it to Fort Collins and had fun with it. And now I get away from, I'm like, oh yeah, you know, I, I like doing the joke that is attached to my shirt with stars on it. You hang your hat on your shirt.

People like that joke a lot. So I felt like I had to wear that shirt every show. You did for four or five months straight. I have been. straight. I have been Yeah, I've been doing it and people like that joke. Well, yeah, they beg for it. No, they don't know the shirt They don't know the joke until but afterwards. It's the joke that most people Mention when they say they had a good time. Mm-hmm. And so I'm but I was getting over it and so I wore That shirt to Fort Collins. I see you talk about that one. Mm-hmm. And now I'm in the same boat Yeah, now know everywhere I turn is a shirt bit but this time it's a cigar boat off the coast of Cuba. Oh

Yeah, wide world wide world, baby Yeah, you should wear the universe shirt from anyone who's seen Lund in the last half a year. He has a universe shirt universe bit underneath the bodega shirt and then do a big revision. Be like, you know what? This shirt's ridiculous. And then take it off and be like, damn, what another crazy shirt. Do both.

Sure. Yes. Yeah. In a 20 minutes. That's right. Sure. I say the pledge ofiance and I'm out. White staff, give it up for him

and keep it going for your hoes, cause I'm out of here. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Cause I'm proud to be an American. You should just go full hacksaw and start waving a big flag up there. That'd be sick. Oh dude, did I tell them about how I forgot

I was in Canada on stage? Yeah, yeah, I did already with the accent. Okay, cool. Yeah, you got you had a giggle because you were surprised stage well, you know it is true that One out of eight nine people sounds funny up here, right? It hasn't been a constant. Hey you too was that say iPhone storage full What you said you tried to free up some space you almost got it you almost nailed it what actually So did I get it at all though? Oh that that must have happened recently

See how long it is cuz we're at 54 and a half Okay, so yeah Becker at 53 24 the video turns off Sorry, that's good. That's what you want in a pod First big pod after Matt and Shane's It's okay. It's okay. It's been, it's been a good one. Should we be done or should we finish on this? No, no, no. Yeah. Well, I just want to tell this story. So yeah. Uh, while we've been up here, I have, while we've been up here,

I've been here for less than 12 hours. Yeah, that's crazy. I know. And I get out of the airplane and I go through security. That's the first Canadian I talked to customs and then I talked to Tyler, the guy who picks me up. He won't shut up about the Panama Canal. It's the second Canadian I talked to. I come up here. He doesn't really have, he doesn't have much of an accent at all. I've heard seven Canadians talk is all I'm saying. None of them are really thick. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And also I've had a real whirlwind. I don't know when I'm going home next. I'm on the road right now heavy and

Yeah, then I asked that guy like we know about the Panama Canal he's like, oh shit, but you know That was yeah, that was a hell of a kick in the dick. Oh Dollars dollars to doughnuts, but it's fucked that goddamn canal down there man. That was a moose rattler Oh my god They felt that one in Saskatoon. Oh that scalded our cream. Oh my god Our thighs were shaved forever the damn canal. Oh we got so fucked We got fucked but they fuckered us good. That made me think of the we've talked about the Canadian Railroad worker What if they all talk like that all the time? time I mean I bet they do and like when they're

wasted yeah sound like that dude you can't mix life with the railroad you can't mix no so I'll tell you what boot me the fuck off sick and if they fucking fucking fire me the fuck off the then that's fucking fine. Cause I can't live like this anymore. Guy was my best man at my buddy's wedding. He came up and we had six million fucking gallons of whiskey. Now you're fucking calling me. We went out to the damn lake, we had some beers there, but I'm fucked, I'm totally fuckered over here.

I'm fucked and I can't come work for the damn railroad because life don't mix with the railroad You can't mix life with the railroad Yeah, so that was my situation It would be it would have been nice to hear more of that. I didn't get I don't I didn't get any of it I didn't hear that guy When you were talking to him see I'm on stage and he starts talking and then all of a sudden I'm just laughing in my head and then not listening, not listening at all. And he starts talking and I was like, Oh dude, I'm sorry.

I forgot I was in Canada. You sound nuts. It's crazy. That's how you sound. Yeah. So it was fun. Did you hear what a, I told you how it's a murder per capita, the most murders in Canada. The Winnipeg handshake, can anybody tell you about that?

No. That's one of these. Oh, a Shiv? Damn. That's how crazy, that's how loco it is over here in Winnipeg. Why don't you do it as an audio bit because the camera turned off.

Oh yeah, I forgot. Hey there, bud, nice to meet you. My name's Randy. Hey, hell of a nice to meet you. My name's Randy. Hey, hell of a pleasure to meet you. Oh, you're stabbing me right in the gut there with a chiv. Oh, you stabbed me again. That's the old, oh, you're pegging me tummy there.

Three pumps. Pleasure. How about that guy who looked just like Tom Segura in the second show? Oh yeah. By the stage? Over here? Yeah, looked exactly like Cigarra.

Down and to the right. Yeah, I didn't clock him as exactly, but hey. That's my finishing move. I don't hang out with them like you. The Canadian Cigarra. Is he down there? Mm-hmm. He's down there hanging out, huh?

Mm-hmm. I opened for his wife at the mothership. I also did a show with her. Miss P. Come on. Whoa. No, I'm kidding. She blasted you. She was was lovely She took what she wanted from you a little piece of your Your innocence. Hey, you know what guys if you want to keep taking from us, please do

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