Chubby Behemoth - Want To Get In On This?

Episode Date: August 12, 2024

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What's up, Mitch? Coming to us from the edge of your bathtub, it looks like. Yeah. This is my bathroom. I'm going to take an hour long shit for this episode. Trying to one up me because you're a listener. You probably remember. Oh yeah. That was one of the funniest moments of the podcast when they found out that you were on the toilet. They made you, they made you open your camera, like move that bus style. Chris Larkin Actively shitting. I thought I could get away with it. But I was, I was caught. I was caught poop shooting. Welcome Mitch Jones. We were supposed to record with

you. You said several years ago. Chris Larkin Yeah, two years ago in South Dakota when we were all doing the Black Hills Comedy Festival. And it was a real Sophie's choice because it was hang out with the boys and record or get drunk for Zach Moss's birthday at the arcade bar. Oh yeah, which was a nightmare. Yeah. It was packed. It was crazy.

Turns out you guys were the smart ones. You just went home wiggling and giggling. Yeah. I'm sure you guys had a good time. Oh yeah. Me, Zach, Eicher, and the rest. All the cool hogs. You had all the cool hogs there. The mild hogs. The cool hogs. You had all the cool hogs there.

The mild hogs. The mild hogs. Yeah. I think Crawford was there too. Anthony Crawford about to headline comedy work south for the first time. Whoa. August 25th. And I was very confused because he posted something that said actors slash seat fillers needed August 25th small fee to in hopes

of more work and I was like is he gonna pay try to pay actors like ten bucks to come watch the show and then eventually I found on Facebook that he was mocking a Kamala campaign like posts looking for people to come to one of her events. So there was, so it was, it was not Crawford completely losing his mind and potentially being out. I mean, if he would have given, he was looking for 300 people and like, so I was like, are you going to pay three grand to try to get three hundred people in there? Yeah. I was confused, but no. Yeah.

I saw that too and I kind of was like, what the fuck? And then I thought he was hacked for a second. And then eventually I was just like, oh, he's, he's trying to get people to be like, hey, for a small fee, you can be in this movie, which is me doing comedy works. Yeah. It was, it was like a direct, uh, parody of, of parody of an ad of a post that he had seen. So that helped. But anyway, Mitch Jones, super fan.

Super fan. We've been Boaz for a long time. That's right. We just did Lutily Brand laughs a couple Fridays ago. It was wonderful I always like being able to team up with you instead of Sam. I'm kind of over Sam Yeah, and then we I you say all the good stuff and I'd be like I'm not Sam I'll never be Sam I just call you Sam during the whole show at Roast Battle. They call me Sam talentless. Oh Yeah, so fuck you Mike hammock you bald-ass bitch

Not before before I forget We did Luchally brain laughs and then you Where were you that you shared a picture with a guy who might be even bigger than you? Oh, I was at Casa Bonita. That's right. With my buddy Gil. And he is larger than I am. Is he bigger than you? Holy shit. Yeah, dude. Texas. Big Daddy's Texas barbecue. Check him out if you're in Boulder. The best barbecue in town. Oh, I'll bet it's great.

Yeah. Have you ever had some... I mean, this was new to me, so maybe I'm an uncultured swine, but mashed sweet potatoes with like charred marshmallows on the topper I haven't had mashed I mean I guess they kind of end up mash I guarantee for sure but yeah that sounds good yeah that's like a casserole usually you'll do sweet potato casserole it's got marshmallow dude, so many people asked me and Gil if we were gonna fit in Black Bark's cave, and just barely. Do you guys make separate cars?

Yeah, cause he came with his family. I was part of his family for the eve. That's why? Yeah, yeah, not because we couldn't fit in my geo prism. If the two of you were in a car, it would look like you were transporting a bunch of drugs in the front half. So cops would be very confused. There's folks coming out of the front.

There's no engine in here. There's just an engine made out of coke. How big? So how big are you? Six, six. Well, that was my, that was my football. There was, that was what they listed me as a six six to scare the defensive lineman and other local high schools. I believe I am about six, four, six, five now that I've shrank, that I'm getting old. But you're taller than Sam, right? Yep. I think Sam might be six four

You might be like six five and a half. I think you're six six Hmm. Yeah, well, I'll take it man. I'll take it Sam always makes fun of me for being so large He's like he's here. She's a giant man and I fucking we cut the same outline almost Yeah. Yeah, definitely the same rarefied air. But we always marvel at your hands because Sam does not have like giant mitts like he might, you know, like somebody of his height, of his weight, but yeah, you've got the fucking,

what do we call them, nurse stranglers. I mean, yeah, that's the biggest DDP bang you're ever going to see. Think about it and own it. DDP yoga. But yeah, and then your buddy, did you, did you go to high school together? No, he is. I met him through, he used to do open mic at Big Daddy's Texas barbecue in Boulder and Then he started doing comedy himself and now we're friends What's his name McGill Stewart?

Gil a Man named Gil man named Gil Brent Gil Stewart those burn ends Oh, are they the real deal cuz I really had I think he just brought up his truck for the summer though He went from restaurant to just doing it as like a food truck and now I think he's taking a vacation or something I Trust anyone your size that's making burnt ends. I don't I don't have any additional questions sign me up. I'm ready to eat That guy is a food scientist. Yeah with his size. Yeah, of course. He requires the best protein Let's do it. Mm-hmm Yeah, he's eating half of a cow and half of a pig every day

So it adds up and you got to be smart and you got to burn those ends. Yeah, and the other half I just punch him like Rocky Stay that's how I stand shape And the other half I just punch him like Rocky. That's how I stay in shape. Yeah, I saw that picture and I was like, holy shit, there's no way that could, because I think you guys were both sitting down in the picture that I saw. Oh no, we were standing up under one of those little archways and where you walk out to the waterfall, to Casa Bonita. But yeah, I was impressed from just like a small picture of both of your like

Faces and shoulders. I was like this dude is huge. I Want to see the two of you go at it, you know in a pit to the death Yeah, and I would take you I think cuz I see how big those hands are Yeah, the judge says I can't fist no more Save it for the 10 minute mark. Oh, is this not the Patreon? It's not the page? This is a free one. Everybody's going to see this.

A lot of times we've had guests and it used to be especially not bad, but just you knew that we had a few thousand listeners, but then the Patreon was definitely a fraction of that. And a lot of times just randomly randomly that's when we needed a guest And I don't know how many people realized it, but it's like yeah, you're getting a fraction, but you're getting the die-hards You're probably getting more follows. Oh, yeah For sure already Because you guys like I had to subscribe to your patreon to hear what you guys were saying about my penis

That's the greatest trick the fucking devils ever pulled. Yeah, if this was the Patreon, I'd already be trying to get you to pull it out. Your dick is the greatest pud that the devil ever pulled. The devil made yours. He forged it in a lake of fire. Oh yeah, he smashed it. I can't imagine. I mean, I can imagine.

I try not to because you know, we're friends. I don't need to like spend a lot of time thinking about your wing, but yeah, it happens. And it's like, phew. I can always feel like a lawyer when I talk about my dick. I have to be like, now you agree that my hands are large. Do you agree with that? Yeah.

I think about how big it is every time I see you hold like a phone or change or an action figure. And I'm like, Oh yeah, there's no way God would have dealt him a dick he had to grab with two fingers. This dude's rocking a hog. Yeah, sure. That's what we were perpetuating that story. Yeah. Well, and we'll, we'll, we'll include a link your OnlyFans so that if anybody really wants to see it. Yeah. Link to the OnlyFans. It's Butthole Tuesdays this week, so get yourself some b-hole picks. I got a car payment to make, y'all. I saw the website WeRateDicks and yours was ranked, this was a few months ago, so

you know, things change, but 2.5 Coens, which is pretty good. Not bad. 2.5 Coens was my sitcom on the CW. Unfortunately, I don't have to imagine Jeff Cohen's dick because it Sam forced it upon me I think I was driving to a festival in Idaho 208 Fest in Idaho years back with it was me Aaron Urest and Sam and I'm pretty sure I was driving and fucking he just shows me his phone I had nowhere to go unless I would have like closed my eyes we would have crashed you should have been dieseled yourself out of the car. I told him I didn't want to see it and he uh over he he decided to overrule my

decision. He's the puppet master of course he did. Speaking of which you drove us uh up and back to Black Hills last time uh I did the fest and that was a good that was a good crew me Sorry, I almost killed us all we we could have died because as you said You didn't fall asleep you zoned out. You took a mental break same diff Made me feel better you like I didn't almost I didn't fall asleep. I just Definitely made me feel better. You're like I didn't almost I didn't fall asleep. I just Zoned out a little bit. I just did my own thing. He went for a little walk while driving, dude I knew I should have opened those sunflower seeds sooner rather than later, but I felt I always feel bad when I disappoint you you have like older brother energy

We were just like I'm fucking I'm not gonna kick your ass, but I'm just gonna think you're a total piece of shit. Well, the only thing that was not ideal about that situation was I saw that we drifted as I think a big truck was passing us, we like drifted a little and I was like, dude, you're like, uh, whoa. I was like, I was like, I was at the park eating hot dogs with my giant friend Gil In my head and I forgot I have to actively drive and then I said well, let me drive then I'm I was probably jacked on several Red Bulls or whatever and some coffee. I was good to go and you're like no no It's fine. And I was like, okay. Yeah, I should definitely give you another chance to kill us

You're right. I should have let you, but we did. We did. You were fine after that. There was not another issue where I could see your thought bubble and it was you like playing with a bunch of baby lamps or whatever. Yeah. It was a cartoon Turkey playing a ukulele. Right. Yeah. You, there weren't hamburgers and hot dogs like jumping into a pool while you're hanging out and grilling corn That was the festival where I was like, uh hate being alive. I'm a piece of shit and and I couldn't handle it You uh, this was what this was like two years ago Yeah, two years ago You just weren't getting booked a lot and you didn't know what to do. And I said, you have to reach out to people.

You have to be around. You live in, well, I don't know. I don't want people to stalk you, but you live- They're not. Dick Stinkley's going to send me some Goombas in the mail. He's already got my fucking address. Did you see those? Yeah, those are cool.

He got 24 Goomba toys that he said are from 1989. The ones, I don't remember them, but you like push them down and then they like do a flip 24 Goomba toys that he said are from 1989. The ones, I don't remember them, but you like push them down and then they like do a flip. Yeah, they're little McDonald's toys from Super Mario 3. Mario 3, okay. So yeah, I didn't remember those, did not have any of those. He finds 24 of them and no other toys from that era from Super Mario Brothers. I'm imagining the kid that owned them was buried with with Mario and Luigi. I don't know that cloud Luigi was

really hard to get. They've had they had to bury him with that. That's part of his fortune. But yeah, you were you were not getting booked a lot, right? You kind of shook your head. No, I mean, don't get me wrong. Old Mitch Jones is booked. Now? Oh yeah, now that I whooped you into shape and told you to take charge of your life. You whooped me into shape, but also I had some other, I was emotionally scarred.

That was, and I don't, let's not talk about that. That's fine. You're going through some stuff But I told you yeah that you had to get out there cuz for a while probably for a while after you were like five years In everybody knew you were funny. There were only so many comics so you were getting booked but then Denver continued to grow more comics moved in younger comics got better and all of a sudden, you know You're not getting hit up left and right. And it's like, yeah, dude, you got to fucking, cause it would have happened to any of us.

If I would have stayed in Denver, I would have had to be more proactive, remind people who the champ is and, and yeah, advocate for yourself. And I'm glad that you did cause you're fucking funny, man. Thanks dude. Well, I appreciate you fucking the best part about it was you know, cuz when you're being a little like you're like no I'm not just not gonna do anything and people keep trying to like make you feel better about it And they just keep trying but you Nathan you were just like fine. Fuck it

I don't care and that was the best part about it cuz I was like, fine, fuck it. I don't care. And that was the best part about it. Because I was like, all right, cool. So you had the courage to walk away and let me sit in my own shit. And that was very well appreciated. So that's what I'm supposed to do in our friendship? Because I am constantly worried the one month a year you put yourself in the stockade and just whip on Mitch. Yeah, just let me be. Don't worry, don't do any wellness checks.

It's like one month a year. It's like one month a year, all of a sudden you just hate everything and then you come out of it spectacularly, but. Yeah, it's because I hate my job and it's probably December because my job sucks in December. It's usually around then.

When everybody comes in. Yeah. It's usually around that everybody comes in Yeah, do you get an uptick in people because you what you digitize? Yeah old like video or pictures you can't you upload these people's home movies shit. Yeah, so Yeah, and and so it's a huge hot big ticket item around the holidays. Man, do I fucking hate explaining technology to old people. I really never thought that would be my life. You're like, no Gladys, this is a flash drive. Put it in your computer.

You don't have a computer? What the fuck were you even doing here? Yeah, it must be a total nightmare. It's holding a World War II veteran's hand as he doesn't understand where the pictures go. Why do I still have a hard copy? I uploaded it. I scanned it. Why is it? Yeah, it's totally Zoolander. The files are in the computer.

Yeah. Yeah, no, they're not. Yes, but it's a decent job as far as like it's only during the week, whatever. Yeah. And I mean, I've seen so much amateur porno that's never been on the internet before so Ever seen a dick that looked exactly like yours and it fucked you up Wait a minute. No But I have I have seen some carousels of new tasteful nudes from the 70s Whoa? Yeah, that's gotta be pretty fun, right?

Yeah, except for when you have to call people and be like, hey, I don't know who this woman is in relation to you, but you probably don't want to see inside of her. Whoa. Like, have you seen truly disgusting stuff? Well, they were tasteful. I guess it depends on what your definition of a tasteful nude is I mean, there's a difference between like somebody like posing like hi and then just like Spread yeah, you're right. I guess playboy with their awkward side pussy shots would be a tasteful nude. Mm-hmm

And just like I don't know have you seen any like Ball torture anybody stepping on nuts. No Never seen any like, ball torture? Anybody stepping on nuts? No. That's good. Never seen any of that. I've seen like a amateur orgy. That was fun. Video or just a- Video, yeah.

And the one dude that was filming it was like, anyone wanna get on this? He kept like looking down at his dick, being like, anyone wanna get on this? And like no one wanted to tag him in, so he just like sat there filming it was like anyone want to get on this he kept like looking down at his dick being like anyone want to get on this and like no one wanted to tag him in so just like sat there filming it and eventually some other roommate who's a lady comes by like with a laundry basket and he's like hey Janine or whatever it's like you want to get in on this and she's like no and goes upstairs so he just checking in with his own dick.

Nope, still not getting sucked. Still not, nope, no one's sucking. It was so funny because he was like, you know, doing like wacky zuras on like the other girl sucking another dick and there was like two girls hooking up on another couch. And then eventually he basically did the, what, it's a living and just filmed himself jerking off. Oh no. Yeah, so then I have to make a customer service call about that and be like, hey buddy,

you want that on your DVDs? What are you doing? Have you run in? How many people? Oh, go ahead. Have you run in anything? You just had to call the police before you had to call the people?

Oh yeah. Jesus. That's not a fun day. Fuck. Like cause it's a kid or what? Well, so I didn't see it, but one of my editors saw it where it was like two girls that were like, feel like on camera and they were not of age and so we're like we have to fucking film we have to not we have to fucking call the cops you know what I'm saying we have to call the guy we have to film

a reaction video no no we have to call the cops and so they called the cops on this guy and he fucking got interrogated and then his daughter got interrogated. And so basically it came down that eventually the guy didn't get in trouble because the daughter testified that her and her friend filmed that together. It was not, they were not coerced into it or something like that. Yeah. And so the, the guy was like, I was just trying to get some stuff digitized for my daughter's wedding. And then he like almost got arrested for CP.

That was, Whoa. Yeah. ICP incest child porn. Oh my God. Speaking of ICP, I can't wait for next year. Is that official? Can we announce that?

Uh, I don't know that it's official, but I would say that the that it's looking good that The boys are gonna be at the gathering 25th year, is that right? 25th annual gathering of the juggalos except for that one year. They didn't do it for covid Yeah, becker you gonna get in on that you think? Oh, yeah, i'm going to ohio I I have to go mitch is coming. You're gonna do heroin. Yeah, and you guys yeah, i'm to get in on that, you think? Oh yeah, I'm going. You're going to come to Ohio? I have to go. Mitch is coming. You're going to do heroin. And you guys?

Yeah, I'm going to get some tar. Let's go. And yeah, have you ever wanted to spray a two liter of grape soda on some titties at a campground? Well, here's your shot. Never. I don't know if we're going to be in the campground. I think we're going to be safely removed.

I used to be scared about the potential. I used to think that there was more like potential for violence at the gathering. Now I'm scared about just the epic drug use and the nudity and the booth, the boofing basically. I think boofing is, uh, is strong as ever in at the gathering because it's just an extreme way to fucking party to like Not give a fuck. It's also a big diarrhea scene after shoving booze and drugs in your ass all day. So Well, I don't want to see the porta potties on day four of the gathering of the jugalos I don't want to see that. Yeah, no and and so yeah, I Ideally, I think what Sam was saying is we would be,

uh, performers. So there's a little bit of a removal from the, the, the crowd unless we go in there on our own. We'll probably shove you in there and then see if you survive. I'll sleep in a drawer. I don't care. I'll sleep in the bathtub. You're in a bathtub right now. Yeah, I am. I am. I'm in the bathtub. I wear clothes in a drawer. I don't care. I'll sleep in the bathtub. You're in a bathtub right now. Yeah, I am. I am. I'm in the bathtub. I wear clothes in the bathtub. The tornadoes should be, the tornado should be scared of you. The tornado should be in a bathtub.

I'm like Matt Hardy. I'll slap a tornado. I'll fucking, uh, dude, there's cabins. There's, there's like performer cabins at the gathering that we could probably get. Yeah. Instead of having to be in the tents with all the lows and lets. I just can't hang. It's just a matter of being older and not looking to like do whatever drugs are handed to me. I can't.

I wouldn't be able to hang. But you have to go see the Fago Armageddon at the end. Yeah, that sounds great Yeah, I'll get sticky. Yeah, dude. We'll probably get on stage and fucking get to spray some some bottles and shit We're gonna try to one up Steve. Oh, he lit his head on fire. We're gonna light your whole body on fire Sounds like hey, man. I had a good run. I'm ready to I'm ready to like transcend to this I could get on America's Got Talent if you fucking burn me up Do you have a favorite Faygo flavor or like a couple of favorites Rock and Rye for sure? That's what Emily said What that's Emily's favorite? Oh, yeah asked her, she took a picture of a grocery store

or something in Michigan. It was like, I'm home, cause there was like four different kinds of Fago. And I was like, what's the best one? Cause I've had like cotton candy and something. I don't know. I've had like two and that's it. But she said Rock and Red.

It's my favorite. Red Pop, Moon pop moon mist. Fucking red pop. Yeah. That's big red is a red. Yeah. I think a Midwest thing that you don't see everywhere, but random gas stations. I don't know if there's a geographical barbecue restaurants. They usually have big red on tap in their fountain. Yeah. Hell yeah. Yeah. Uh yeah. Yeah Slaps barbecue Kansas City slaps. Yeah slaps is great

I was going to so part of the reason we're recording today Is that you were in high demand the last couple of nights you had shows and I want to hear about the one Friday night Because you went to Colorado Springs a You closed out an open mic And I want to hear about the one Friday night because you went to Colorado Springs a You closed out an open mic Mm-hmm, which is some weird new that's only been a thing for the last like five years or something where it's like, oh, yeah We have an open mic and then we have a booked show It's probably the dumbest idea I've ever heard of and I'm including roast battles, which you've also done recently.

And I'm telling you, dude, I do the pool halls and bingo parlors. I'm fucking Daniel Bryan right now. You guys are the ones selling out theaters and clubs. Well, Sam's doing that. I'm just along for the ride. I'm on his coattails, making sure that no little insects, parasites, birds land on him and spread disease. I'm the one that cleans his back. You're the little bird that sleeps on the crocodile's back?

Yeah. Yeah, I keep his backside. I'm like that towel that's hanging. Yeah, this'm used to I'm used to wipe for Sam to wipe. But yeah, so you know, yeah, Sam put in all the hard work and it's paying off. I did the hard work of not pissing him off. Yeah, not blowing it. Basically, just hanging in there until my number got called. But yeah, so tell me about the open mic because there were at least 15 comics advertised before or 15 open mic spots.

So we were talking a little bit before I went down to do that. Um, and I had feared the worst. I thought it was going to be 15 open mic comedians. And it's like, all right, here's your feature and your headliner. Um, but luckily they did it Oscar blues style. When I got down there, they did the host, the feature me. And then right after me, they're like, and now your first open mic comedian. Okay. So that's

It was the best case scenario for way. Yeah way better and then I would imagine part of the Thinking because it's not just you know Some insane person coming up with it is that oh if there's a bunch of these open mic comics that come They're kind of a crowd. They might each bring one or two people which is also I mean not completely True or like to be expected But it's possible that you have like some of these newer comics have some of their co-workers or friends that'll come Oh, yeah, whatever they do What's up? Oh, sorry? I didn't mean to interrupt

They have their they have their their friend credits still with the, still have people that want to come to their shows on purpose. Well, yeah. And it's just such a funny thing where like, cause it happened to me in Vegas, you know, people, my friends came to shows the first like year when I'm not as good, when the shows aren't as good. And then they kind of get over, okay, yeah, you know, you're doing a lot of shows. I'll try to make the next one and then they stop. and that's when you start to get good when the shows are better

It's a tale as old as time But yeah, so ever it go my favorite is when You get really good and you're on a run of shows and people are like I'm gonna come to the next one and then they eventually Do and they come to one where you just fucking eat shit real hard hard You're like I've dedicated 14 years of my life to this Fuck yeah. Yeah, that is always the best The contest like well contest and you just eat shit Yeah, yeah, I'm like yeah, so you have a house and a family this fucking blowjob joke I got is really coming along along I think it's gonna really it's really gonna get some notice on

Instagram when I upload it yeah yeah what a just a total nightmare hmm so how was the crowd for it were good they good they they were polite smilers which was weird but the old standard one of my favorite it's like it's like a fucking They were polite smilers, which was weird. But the old standard, one of my favorite, it's like, it's like a fucking street joke at this point, but whenever you do a brewery show, just be like, Hey, are we on the set of Breaking Bad right now? And people lose their shit about that. They remember.

Yeah, they were like, I remember it. That's a reference I get. And then you can look right into an old person's face and go, yo, did you cook today, bitch? And they understand what you're talking about. You know? Yeah. Yeah.

Don't clutch their purse. Yeah. They, yeah, they, they loosen up. They start and then I'm like, okay, here's a seven minute chunk about porno. Well, I'm glad for you. I'm a little disappointed for the, for this episode of the podcast, because I was kind of hoping for a bloodbath, a nightmare scenario. I was hoping for an oh good moment.

Oh yeah. Yeah. But who, uh, do you, who was the host? I can't remember Joe Cruz down in spring. What's shout out Joe? Joe Cruz Joe Cruz. I haven't had the pleasure. He's around Doing you know loonies and he hosts that show at Nano 108 Who's featured for you? Yeah wait. Who featured for you? Yeah, Colorado Springs, man. Who featured? Who was the feature act? Tony Maldonado. Okay. He's a he's a blind fella. He's like, he's like glasspool, the next generation. Yeah, Dave Glasspool, maybe moved. Was he from New Orleans or Houston? Some like that.

Somewhere in Texas. The south, Texas? Okay, yeah. Glasspool, blind as hell, did a very Robin Williams-esque kind of performance for the first couple years, but nobody said anything to him because he's blind and you don't want to be racist or whatever But then I feel like he figured it out a little bit and and and came into his own Becker. You're nodding You remember this? Yeah, I definitely remember kind of figured it out He moved away from that and was still very funny. Yeah, I

Remember seeing the exact kind of black guy voice, high pitched voice like he was really doing. Yeah, black Robert Williams taking the power back because Robin notoriously was was taking stuff from whoever he was just like a vacuum in the Bay Bay Area scene. Taking you know going watching shows taking some stuff and then just kind of getting away with it his whole life. But he got his, didn't he? But he, I did Robin Williams for a schtick or treat.

I remember that years ago, drew extra hair on your arms. I had to do it. Yeah, that was like my hook. I think I remember that. Years ago, drew extra hair on your arms. I had to dude. Yeah. That was like my hook. Hairy man. And that was a feat that you had more hair on your arms. I mean, so I'm hairy on my back and my butt and my face, but almost everywhere else, it's kind of light, like I'm looking at my arm hair right now.

It's not really, you know, I mean, it's not Robin Williams. So, and, and, and his hands are especially just so hairy. So I had to like, that was my, my angle was like, okay, I'll get a brown marker. He's totally got the apes together strong toward like hands. You know what I'm saying? He's got a rat king on each, on each hand. It was insane Oh, but so I do sticker treat was a show that Mark Normand and somebody else

Started in New York and it was done in Denver for years and years and across the country where comics would would be a famous comedian And you couldn't do their act a famous comedian and you couldn't do their act specifically you had to like come up with your own stuff but perform it in in the style of the comic that you were portraying. That was my favorite part about it. Yeah yeah yeah it's better than just being able to pick Mitch Hedberg and doing the Hedberg jokes you have your own stuff or whatever so I was Robin Williams and I riffed and I was high energy, which is the opposite of how I actually am. It was fun. And I said something about killing myself. I can't remember how I mentioned it, but I did because obviously

he had died. He had killed himself. And I got off stage and a comic, I think was trying to be like kind of shitty to me like give me shit It was like oh, I really liked all the suicide stuff, and I was like oh, thank you I didn't know what to say he hasn't just died it had been a few years No, no, I'll do a blind item a David Glasspool esque blind item But it was just a comic and I was surprised because it's like, okay, you have some dark stuff or whatever, like put your pearls away. But it was a good time and it was fun to be able to be high energy for one set. I mean, sometimes sometimes I do try to bring that that energy if a crowd is kind of lackluster

or if if I'm hosting I usually try to get the energy up without betraying you know without like completely lying because I think most crowds can tell if somebody's really like faking the funk. Showtime. Yeah I smack myself in the face. Yeah. And I said get out there, you magnificent- Was that the same stick or treat that was at the Buntport? That was at Buntport. I think that was the only year- Yeah, that was-

That was at Buntport. I was Rodney Dangerfield that year. That was a lot of fun. Nice. Yeah. I just like to do comics that I can do the voices of. Well, and shit, that makes me you you have a pretty solid ability to impersonate mostly like a husky voice or a love. Yeah, hey what's going on?

Next on Comedy Central coming up in South Park. Yeah nice that was a good David Borey. Yeah dude, my favorite part part about that Bundport show was that was the year that Sam was hosting with Bukele as- and Sam was Lisa Lampanelli. Oh, God. And he kept being like, Schlamiel! Schlamazel! Like, and halfway through the show, someone informed him that Lisa Lampanelli is not Jewish, and that was my favorite fucking bombshell of the show

he found out that she's italian that was uh yeah that was a funny move by him yeah to go very jewish when her last name is lampanelli so it's not like she was hiding uh her italian heritage hiding her Italian heritage and it shows how little he cares for a woman comic no yeah get him get him Internet culture loves the lady comics but you know what Sam doesn't like is is cooking you know cause it can take forever. But with factor, you only need two minutes. That's right. Factor is our sponsor this week. Factor, uh, should not be questioned. Two minutes and you're up.

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I'm bringing that back. You've been watching too much Snoop Dogg at the Olympics. Haven't you? No, but you know what I did have to do was I just did another lighthouse ranch commercial where I had to rap. And after the wicked rap. Yeah, did you bring the wicked shit? Yeah, I'm gonna be at the gathering as a performer, but not comedy. I'm gonna be doing ranch based rap.

What is the lighthouse guy's name? Is it just Nathan? No, it's just the ranch guy was what they settled on. Oh, you don't even have a name. No, which is weird. I'm not Flo. I should be flow the ranch guy Yeah, dude, I had to hide a rap in any of those bars here is it pride for like proprietary Becker saying I can't ice which makes me want to I think you should wait until it comes out before we do it on

A thing that's going on to YouTube Wait until it comes out before we do it on a thing that's going on to YouTube Yeah, I guess but yeah spoiler alert for my fucking ranch commercial. Let me think of let me spit some of it It's 40. It's towards the end We're the fridges number uno We're the ranch EMP if that dips it's on the pantry better take it off the team Cuz mustard must have fumbled they say Mayo's got no chance all that ketchup better ketchup cuz it ain't no lighthouse ranch Fucker I swear dude. I like how it has a real like late 80s early 90s like I'm Nathan That ranch is the best in every way

Fries and put it on your salads Nothing rhymes with salads. I painted myself into a fucking corner. Yeah, no, I said, I was hoping that it would be corny and it was, it was fun. Whatever. I have backup dancers. They were great. They were very patient with me in our rehearsal. And you had to like, so did you have to learn like a dance? Are you doing the bye bye a dance you're you doing there were bye-bye-bye What are you doing? Yeah, there were steps

so they these two women one has danced for the Broncos one is danced for the Nuggets like they're the real deal and They had you know a whole routine for these two songs 30 seconds each and Then they just had me join them for like one You know basically like one little move at the end of the line at the end of the stanza and So it was very low stakes for me did not have to like kill it or like get my heart rate up and Yeah, I think it'll I according to the feedback on set, everybody was stoked. But yeah, the,

one of the two, Amy, was like a little condescending with her, or patronizing with her compliments. Like I was a little kid learning how to cartwheel or something, just like, that was really good. And I just be like, shut up. I know it's not good. You don't have to pat my head. Yeah, I'm Brontavious, the ranch guy.

You're just a backup dancer. She was also a person, or no, a physical therapist. So just like incredible mix of like dancer, athletic, physical therapist body, like just kind of buff and both of them just like smoking hot. It's like, Oh my God, of course I'm front and center. You put Shrek up front and then you have like these two beautiful women behind me. Dude, I've been there before. I got one. I got Amy though, because the wardrobe person was lamenting the fact that

she's getting older and all the on all these sets she's the oldest person she's like so how old are you Amy and she goes I'm 27 she's like see 27 and I go I'm 27 too and Amy believed me she goes oh nice, and I was like what no I'm 42 come on So that was nice. Maybe some more patronizing from Amy, but Now they it was fun I I brought this up for some other reason and then it got away from me But I don't know I can't remember what we were talking about before but it was about the bars. It was about something I just I think it's great that you got your

That the lighthouse ranch commercials like the the company seems to be thriving, right? Like I mean, they've been around since like 1890. So if they go tits up because of me that would be Impressive almost I think that happened to me what but not with a ranch company because a couple years ago Yeah, dude, I did this video where it was It was an Adam and Eve themed video for a dispensary and They you know, you can't show like broads for a dispensary and they, you know, you can't show like products,

commercials on live TV. So it was like all for like internal purposes. They're going to show them on their screens at their dispensaries. And then it was for this type of edible that was like, it was actual fruit. It was like dehydrated fruit. It wasn't like a gummy based thing. It was like they dehydrated an apple and then they injected a bunch of weed into it and put it in a bag and now they're selling it. Yep.

Which, so Jake, you know what I'm talking about, right? Yeah, I sold them. Yeah, you sold them. So this dispensary hired me to be as part of like the Adam and Eve theme. So first they made me shave my face, which is like super self-conscious for me Oh, yeah, and then they were like, alright, you're gonna you know, let's let's get a picture We need you to email a picture of you shirtless Dump it out. I was like what? Yeah, you had to dump them out. This was like in a commercial for I've an ed of I remember this you were so disturbed I was disturbed dude, because like I'd never sent a shirtless picture to fucking anybody like I'm very guarded with my body you know so I'm a light I remember I'm a

lights off fucking kind of guy you know what I'm saying shirt on in the pool yeah no I don't I don't give a fuck about that okay but but yeah you're not you know what I'm saying you're not dumping them out left and right if it's hot out and you're at the park. Yeah, dude. Unless I'm showering or fucking my clothes, stay on or take a day in the summer. Yeah, I'm at the barbecue high as hell fixing a plate. That's what I'm doing. Yeah. But so like they're like, all right.

So I sent these to someone I've never met before. And I was like, I hope this is actually a director that I'm sending these shirtless pictures to. And so I fucking waited, waited for a long time. And then they're like, you're perfect. You just need to shave your face. So I show up. The girl who's playing Eve is like a 23 year old beautiful Instagram model.

And I was like, fuck, now I'm going to look extra like shit because I haven't been like, I forgot to get in shape 15 years ago. And so yeah, we, we filmed this thing and then I'm pretty sure the dispensary went out of business after we finished filming it. Cause I don't want to say that's because of me, but it certainly fucking feels that way. Right, no. Nothing to do. Well, obviously you, casting you shirtless was one of several mistakes they made over

the last couple years they were around. You were not the nail in the coffin. Yeah, there was no one to really say if Adam was like a giant wad or if he was actually had abs or whatever. Yeah, they blew their yearly budget on the leaf to hide your hog No, I was definitely just in my underwear and They got leaves for her titties though Damn, well, I have to look up but it was weird because her mom was also there. So I had to be like, hey I'm I'll be naked

there so I had to be like hey I'm I'll be naked across from your daughter today. You end up getting a you have to digitize some guys random stuff and you're in there that ad is in there you're like wait a minute. Dude that happened once. What? I mean not with me as an adult but like someone came in and their kid went to elementary school around Louisville and then we digitized one of the tapes I was like that's me I'm in this person's home movies what were you doing pool party or sleepover no I was in a little play at the music class okay doing like a little dinosaur dance you weren't the meteor that killed the diamond. Nah, dude, I was, I was the T-Rex, which was like the best part. They have little hands. You're right. A lot of people out of it.

My hands haven't been this big ever since I came out of the womb. I refuse to believe that. Yeah. Your, your hand puberty was years before your dick puberty. Mitch was born July 22nd at 3 0 3 PM. His hands were born July 23rd at 10 PM. Your hands came out and they thought it was a twin. The afterbirth was just your palms.

And that doesn't make a lot of sense. Don't think about it too much listener. There's one thing I know about chubby behemoth listeners. Is there a thinking bunch. Oh yeah well I didn't get a response to the guy who said button why is your shirt always unbuttoned it's disrespectful I want to I want to know how I'm disrespecting by having an unbuttoned. I don't know. I think you look cool as fuck I think like it looks like you're hiding out on like you know on an island somewhere

where you're waiting for your Swiss bank account to pay off. Well, I wish I, I wish I could go everywhere dumped, half dumped, but I don't, I don't mess around like that. I was, I have to have an undershirt. I just bought, I, tomorrow I should get my Rome wardrobe, a good chunk of it, because I wanted some, I got some A-shirts. I don't want to call him wife-beater, I don't want to call him a daigote, like my mom. That's our word.

But yeah, I got some A-shirts because I want to have some of my seven strong button ups that are 2x along for the ride but they aren't gonna button up with any real certainty so I got some undershirts I'm gonna go Romanesque. Undershirt with open button up is totally a look that's that's fat boy summer, bro I've considered grabbing some tomorrow when I'm driving up to Denver because yeah, we're gonna we're gonna want to have our clothes off Right. It's gonna be hot and and I am of the thinking that two shirts is is hotter than one But it is a tactical thing where it's like hey if I have the one shirt open flowing The buttons aren't like screaming kill me

When I sit down worst feeling yeah comes unbuttoned from doing nothing Oh, that's the fattest thing I've ever done when you sit Yeah when you sit down and you're just looking at all of the buttons just struggling to Hang on and everybody can see that. And you got, of course, you got like a marinara stain on the stressed and distressed part of the shirt. So yeah, I am going to-

Your buttons like Spider-Man trying to hold back a train. Yes, I'm gonna try to avoid any cartoon. I only got one, I got like a polo After doing some research on reddit for like big guy fashion or something They shouted out whatever the brand name is I can't think of it because I was looking on Amazon for all kinds of like linen shirts I'd search for linen men's shirts and then find a bunch like you get a bunch of results and this is I'm bitching about Amazon like but I don't usually shop on Amazon and And so you search for linen shirts and then a million things come up and you click on one and it's like a hundred percent

Polyester it's like okay, so it's not linen at all like what the fuck are they doing? It's just such a nightmare They're just like buy this instead and a bunch of people are like, okay Yeah, it's not a catch-all term that sucks. No Linen's a type of fabric that breathes Yeah, it's the opposite of polyester polyester is just like plastic. Mm-hmm. It's just like a plastic shirt that Some of them will it's like you have a microwave on you you're just like getting heated up a hundred times more than you should yeah because it doesn't breathe it's just like and it holds smells that's the

worst part about polyester is once you sweat in it it will smell like you forever you're a boy is walking around Rome I think I'm just gonna buy a lot of clothes there cuz I don't oh I don't have anything that fits. That's like good summer shit. I'm tiny get like mesh tank tops like you're going to you know that rave and blade to edging Christian in 1990 If you're gonna reek you might as well reek of awesomeness. Yeah no, no mesh. I'm not gonna wear the the A-shirt by itself but yeah I do have and I need to find, I have a pair of, I think they're like linen, they're definitely like breathable beach pants that I wore for my friends AJ and Lindsay's wedding, which was two, the anniversary was just a couple days ago, but it was in 2008. And I held onto these pants because I was like, oh, these are like four, like if I need

to wear pants, if I have like an important business meeting in Costa Rica, I don't know. They're very particular. I've worn them on like one or two random shoots I can't remember what I would have needed oh I think I wore them for speaking of lighthouse ranch the guys Woody and Chad that that got me in with lighthouse ranch did a video that I was I was in uh oh me and George Michael RIP George Mikey we did a yoga video where it was like I'm in my apartment there's loud traffic sounds but I'm trying to get in like the right like peaceful yoga mindset so it basically

goes back and forth between this you know in Cheesman Park I'm wearing like a flowy shirt and these pants and I'm barefoot and I'm, you know, trying to find that piece and then I just keep getting getting snapped back to reality by George Mike Barking or my phone. And it's a funny video, but yeah, so I held on to these pants that I think I might bring them. I want, you know what I wanted? I didn't even, I didn't look it up, but I wanted to try to recreate the outfit that Hannibal Lecter is wearing at the end of Silence of the Lambs.

Because I feel like it's very much like, I think he's in Florida or whatever. And so he's got like the, the Bray Wyatt kind of hat, you know, like the straw beach hat and like flowing shirt, like white on white or white on tan. But I didn't look at the owner of Jurassic Park. Yes. And you know, I wanted the four pockets on the shirt, you know, two up top and then two down below. But the only things that came up on Amazon were just so ridiculous looking it would you know I wouldn't have been super comfortable I wouldn't been feeling it so I didn't pull the trigger you just dress like a safari guy with

one of those old pith helmets look like what was his name was it Kim Chi was Kamala's handler? Kim Chi? I'm pretty sure he had a Pith helmet. I can't remember and a mask and then like a safari outfit Kamala was from the Ugandan jungle. I mean for this next set of wide world shoots you should dress like a Jumanji guy Just like a pith helmet fuck yeah I'll do it I'm mosquito net over the the pith helmet fuck yeah yeah well maybe we go to Uganda when are you guys gonna go to? the Democratic Republic of the Congo I Don't know dude, but I'm not for now. We're you're not gonna go not to the Congo

I got a friend who died there from a mosquito bite. I'm good. Oh No, yeah, did the mosquito have a little No, they were there to get a seat weed seeds marijuana seeds And one of the dudes did not make it back Fuck Jesus. That's fucked. Yeah That's what I think of when I think of Australia is just you are like going there to die to get bit by something I've always wanted to go to Australia Yeah, I want to go too but...

Just like the city parts I guess. But everywhere you go you have to worry about giant snakes and spiders. Spiders that you've never imagined could exist with... could be made by a loving god. And uh, yeah, so yeah, I guess like you said, you'd have to just like not go anywhere. It's just hotel room, car. But Australia's insane and they have the thing that like no one's died of venom in their country in like fucking forever.

I think it's like 40 years. I think it's been like 40. The law has built up a tolerance. No, they're just like on it. Like that's like, if they get a call that somebody's been bit by something that is, that is they're like, go, go, go. This is our moment. Yeah.

Some drunken Aussie Bogan rushes out and be like, I'll fucking suck out the venom. Yeah. Keep anti venom and like all the stations where they have helicopter, like they're apparently very prepared for it so that they can claim this safety thing despite the fact that they're living in a hive of death. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

Well, and they don't have a bunch of gunshot victims. There's very few guns. So everybody's on, yeah, poison patrol. Well, anything you want to plug, Mitch Mitch other than broadcast queefs? Yeah, I was gonna say Jake, I didn't know that you had a friend that died from a mosquito bite and I've known you all these years. Do you really not want me to talk about it? I don't have to.

Broadcast geek? He's joking. Yeah, I know. Yeah. Jake and I do a podcast with Matt Oren and other folks that drop by Usually it's just me Jake and Matt these days But it's called broadcast geeks if you want to check it out totally check it out find me on Instagram at comic mits Jones, I'm always around there

and I'll be up and down the front range until Figure out this whole national transfers travel thing. Did you do Black Hills this year? I did. It was very fun. Good. Except for one show where they hated me. Why? Well, because we had to do shotgun style and it was just like,

here's your first comic. And I'm not placing the blame on Hiker, but Hiker went, I was like, hey, what's going on? How you guys doing and Did his set and then? He's like I know we got another comic here's mitch jones And I'm like hey guys you want to talk about porn for five minutes because I've been working on this fucking chunk of shit It's not about the gross part of porn. It's about just the I think it's ridiculous to have an account on pornhub Just for looking at porn if you're making it who cares but like

Anyway, I digress Black Hills was fun. Good and you are are you midnight Mitch Jones on reddit? Yes, that's me. I'm an active member of the chubb reddit. Yeah, fuck. Yeah, I try to get in there We got a discord and a slack. So if you enjoy either of those get in there Those are for y'all. I Think I posted once in discord and that'll probably be it. No, I like checking in on stuff. I got used to reddit I like reddit, but yeah discord and slack also Active I would imagine I hate discord.

It's okay. It's pretty cool. I'm going to use it for work. I gotta use it for work, but also during the pandemic, sorry, one, I know we're wrapping up during the pandemic, I joined a bunch of like, I was listening to a lot of Juggalo podcasts and I joined a lot of Juggalo podcast discords and I would just all through the night, I would just get notifications and I would just all through the night I would just get notifications and I would open up my phone and it would just say whoop whoop and so I finally deleted discord and then in the ultimate act of fuck you

from the universe my boss was like we're gonna have to open this we're giving a use discord for work so now I get work stuff and I also get whoop whoops all through the night Well, that's great good luck with your jugaloo community on discord Sam wanted me to plug some of his Slash-hour dates that are coming up Go to Sam talent comm to get tickets for pretty much all of these shows. We're doing a show in Rome August 17th. We'll be at Dead Crow in Wilmington, North Carolina. I don't love a dead crow. I'd rather they be alive, but I'll be there with Sam August 30th and 31st. I believe I will be with Sam in Houston at the Secret Group September 7th.

There are two shows that night. So be sure to get tickets for one or the other, or both if you're completely insane. September 4th, Sam will be in Dayton, Ohio at the Jokes and Tokes Comedy Club. They're advertising that show, which is again, September 4th with a flyer that mentions like July 18th So don't be dissuaded by that

The show is supposed to be September 4th and there is an event bright link If you want to search event bright you can get tickets for that and then Columbus, Ohio September 5th and That is at the Attic. So if you go to theatticcolumbus.standuptix.com, you can get tickets for that show. And I don't think I'll be at either of those, but maybe I will. Maybe I'll do Dayton, Columbus, Houston. I don't fucking know.

But Sam will be there He'll maybe have a poster that you could buy off of them. You could get a picture you could uh Fumble through the interaction For way too long and make it awkward feel free to do that Sam and I love that But uh, this is not free. What's that? Posters are not free posters What's that? Posters are not free. Posters, no. Posters are probably, uh, ten bucks. But yeah, come see us. Go to patreon.com slash chubbybehemoth to get on the Patreon, like Midnight Mitch Jones himself.

There's so many good episodes in there. If you put a list of the 20 best episodes of Chubby Behemoth, if some psychopath decided to do that, uh, you would probably have half of them that are on the patreon and half of them that are on the free We don't like do one and then put the best ones on patreon. It's just kind of random But there's we started the patreon about the same time. We started the podcast. So you have four years of episodes waiting for you if you have not yet Four years of episodes waiting for you if you have not yet Traipsed on over to the patreon. It's well worth it. I will say thank you. It's five bucks a month you get

Extra episodes you get random shit We do Q&A's we do all kinds of fun stuff in there and check out Sam Talents wide world if you haven't yet We're about to go to Rome to make some more of them. More Wide World. More Wide World. Which you want so badly. And speaking of Rome, please bear with us if we don't have great internet at one of the Air BnBs this next two weeks.

Yeah, we're gonna be, just one burp at the end. Yeah, we are gonna, you know, do the best we can to keep giving you episodes. But yeah, we may get a little squirrely over there. We may be in a villa that is from 1820 or whatever. But yeah, we're not staying at the White Lotus. We will be in an Airbnb that should have Wi-Fi that will allow us to send and record pods but it took Sam from we'll let everybody know what's up a file took from Friday at 7 a.m. till this morning at 3 a.m. to get to me so I'm just nervous I wonder if part of it is your

shit stand your Wi-Fi no you have italian wifi? lol your wifi has a belly full of pasta and squid ink. but yeah thanks so much thank you mitch. hey thanks for having me on fellas i'll see you all around i can't wait to watch wide world and listen to more chubby beanie myth. yeah fuck yeah. thanks for the plug at the end. bye everybody. i don't know why.