Circling Back - 90-Minute McDonald's Challenge & Loading The Dishwasher
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All right, we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from our apartments. My
name is Will DeFries to my right Dave rough. Let's try this again. How do I sound?
You sound great, Dave.
Fantastic, Joe.
How are you doing, Will?
I'm a little bummed.
My first intro that we did today that everyone will see on social media later,
my first intro was just really good, and the one that I just did was terrible, and so I'm really just beating myself up over this.
It's pretty much on me. More so so the technology but it's on me it's okay i don't i don't blame you i should have i should have came with the same heat that i had on that first intro
but at least people will be able to see it on uh twitter at circling back pod or instagram at
circling back pod as well if we can ever get the video yeah uh shouts to brett brett's filling in for dylan today
yeah fire dylan yeah dylan's dylan's done he actually quit he rage quit i beat him one we
were going over the numbers for march and with everything that's going on we just had to we had
to make a tough decision yep and we're like dylan you're just no longer on the podcast. I'm sorry, man.
No, Dylan's under the weather.
So we thought we'd have Brett fill in.
And I don't want to out Dylan of why he's under the weather.
I'm going to let him do that himself.
It's not COVID.
It's not COVID.
It's not a symptom of COVID.
That's for sure.
Well, wasn't it a – it was a bowel issue, right?
No.
That is a symptom for some people.
Really?
The symptoms for this thing are all over the place.
They're not really.
But like you have your main three and then people are like from the main three or four, you're getting all kinds of shit.
I've heard.
I'm not.
I don't know.
I've heard wet cough now. I've heard nausea, bowel issues.
I've heard they run the gamut at this point.
I want to live in a world about five months ago where there's really not a dry cough and a wet cough.
There's just a cough.
Wet cough is a very – those two words should never be put next to each other.
Do you guys do dry or wet dog food?
I like a moist hat.
Both.
You mix?
Yeah.
Only dry.
Only dry.
We do dry and then a scoop of the good stuff.
Although Randy has been getting
boiled shredded chicken.
Whoa.
Unseasoned.
Yeah, we were actually low on dog food last week
and the company that we used to get the
dog food, they were behind on their shipments for obvious reasons. And so we started giving Rosie
human food, um, you know, dog approved human food and, uh, she didn't take to it well. So your boy
was clean enough, throw up for a while. Who do you use? Will chewy. We're a chewy family. Yeah.
Unfortunately we don't support, but you know, I, in but in this economy, I can't justify not getting those Chewy discounts.
Chewy may be the coldest email open rate of my life.
I think I've sent Chewy 40 emails at this point.
I don't know if they need our business.
I am 0 for 40 on Chewy.
I think they're doing pretty well from all the people that I've heard. I think't know if they need our business. I am 0 for 40 on Chewy. I think they're doing
pretty well from all the people that I've heard. I think so too. I've resorted to smaller
subscription dog food companies. Rosie did get a little New York strip last night.
Wow. I don't want to flex on everybody, but Sally and I did make a steak last night in our apartment
without setting off the fire alarms. So is chicken and rice like the,
the dog world equivalent of like a ginger ale for a human?
Yes.
Greek yogurt.
Oh,
okay.
Anytime.
The one time we've had to hit up the vet about Randy having like a tummy
issue.
They're like,
Oh,
just go chicken and rice.
No seasoning.
Okay.
We just do Greek yogurt and it solves all the
problems interesting i wonder what that that is about the greek yogurt i don't know i don't know
it just hardens everything up inside oh okay got no other uh words for that i think we probably it's like the doggy
emodium that's that's great yeah yeah so uh did dylan go right for the athletic
dylan i think is i thought it was the players tribune
has he has he updated his linkedin yet nope still real estate professional
he'll be fine he's gonna land on his feet Has he updated his LinkedIn yet? Nope. Still a real estate professional.
He'll be fine.
He's going to land on his feet.
I have a thought, and a lot of people have had this thought,
so this is probably not completely original, but right now, in the next couple weeks,
this is the cleanest air we'll ever breathe in our lifetime.
Why?
Because no one's on the road like uh true very only essential so i think any uh i don't know what it looks like in los angeles or towns that have like
really bad smog maybe mexico city um but i was outside the other day and i was just like man uh
it's not going to get better than this as far as air goes. Did you see the viral tweet about like the – I'm going to botch how you say this.
The River Seine?
Seine?
How do you say it?
Seine.
Full Seine, dude.
The River Seine.
Did you see the tweet about that, about how clean it is now and everything like that?
Really?
Yeah, but I could be convinced that the photos slash videos that are in this tweet are just from like Epcot or something.
Like I'm not sold that they're actually from Italy.
The water's like dyed blue or something like that.
Yeah, it was like way too quick after Italy was getting – I mean it's getting devastated by everything.
Like I'm just – I'm going to go out on a limb and say that it's not just this like immediate thing.
But I could be wrong.
I don't know.
I hope I'm wrong.
I would love it if it was clean over there.
There's a funny tweet going around about the river walk in san antonio what what is it and it's like that the river i think there's a serious tweet showing that the river
walk is like clear now yeah which is normally not it's very muddy and murky it's just great
and then somebody had a viral tweet and it says the river is so clear the dolphins are back now.
And they photoshopped in the dolphins.
It's cute.
It's cute in times like these.
That's funny.
That's funny.
I like that.
Can I make a major announcement?
Sure.
Dude, Wilman's bucket hats are available at washmedia.com slash shop.
Come on.
To the numerous people who bought them yesterday,
thank you for validating the 10 minutes of work
it took me to put that together.
Dozens of people, actually.
Literal dozens of people have bought Wilman's bucket.
I'm pleasantly surprised.
Not the best selling item we've ever had,
but in terms of my expectations
versus the reality of how many we've sold,
I'm amazed at how many we've sold.
The one thing though, you guys did have a production snag in the Wilman's kitchen with
the beanbag share. We did sell one beanbag share, but I had to refund that customer. It's the
hardest email I've ever written. But we had a beanbag share that we released yesterday.
Unfortunately, when I put all that together, I didn't take into account
how much it was going to cost to ship this beanbag from the warehouse where it's produced,
which is in Europe. And so every beanbag cost way too much to send over here. And
with our margins, I don't think people are going to want to buy a $250 beanbag from a
small to midsize podcast. It's true. We might have the worst margins of any
small to mid-sized media company.
No, we're fine.
I'm pleased right now. As long as people
got shirts on the back, I don't care.
That's true.
If we make even one cent,
I think I'm okay with it.
As long as you're repping.
As long as you're repping.
Hey, Will.
Do you recognize what's over my left shoulder? Yep, as long as you're repping. As long as you're repping. Hey, Will. Yeah?
Do you recognize what's over my left shoulder?
I don't know my lefts and rights, and I can only see so much.
I can't tell what that is.
Sorry.
Is this video going to get out?
Can people see this?
Yeah.
I feel like as a group, we're having a really hard time deciphering what videos are coming out
there you go, I wasn't even there for that
Dave's wearing pit vipers
I found my pit vipers
and now they're going to be
a nice decoration for my
little study here
did you wear those to the Natty Shack
outside Augusta, Georgia
the only time I've ever worn them
I believe was on my bachelor party.
We all bought pit bikes.
My sister got some for me
when they were only on the ski hill.
Dude, you're the one
who told me about them.
Yeah, she sent them to me for my birthday.
I was like, dude, this is kind of a tight gift.
As they got more and more popular,
I was like, man, the people that are wearing these now
are not people I want to look like.
It was like your second month at Grand X, and you were like, we just started talking about Pit Viper.
Next thing you know, I was wearing to my bachelor party.
You were invited to that bachelor party, weren't you?
Yeah, and have I explained why I didn't go?
I mean, I don't know if I would have gone.
You didn't really know anybody that was going other than like Ross and –
Yeah, the people that I knew were Grand X.
But the reason I didn't go is because I had just moved down to Austin.
And while I appreciated the invite, I didn't have a great grasp on my finances,
nor did I have a grasp on where I was going to live like the next month because I had a temporary living situation.
And I was like, man, maybe I shouldn't go to like New Orleans and just get fucked up for three days.
Smart.
I regret it.
I totally regret it now.
I wish I didn't know now.
I'm going to botch that country line.
Never mind.
Country boy will need to take a backseat today.
Now, I'm going to botch that country line.
Never mind.
Country boy will need to take a back seat today.
Should we jump into this?
I'm really excited. Let's get into it.
I'm really excited about this first topic we have.
Oh, boy.
The McDonald's 90-minute challenge.
Okay.
Why 90 minutes?
Is it just because you have to set an arbitrary time limit here
i think it's not so okay let's explain what this is so if you go to uh we'll post this from our
our account as well but just to give the people a an idea of what this is uh it's a photo that's
been making the rounds on pretty much everything and it is a photo of two large fries from McDonald's,
three double quarter pounders with cheese,
one quarter pounder with cheese.
It appears two dozen chicken nuggets and four large McDonald's sodas.
And it asks, somebody offers you $3,500 to finish everything in this tray
in 90 minutes.
Could slash would you do it?
So, Will, you just changed my perspective because I didn't realize those were double quarter pounders. offers you $3,500 to finish everything in this train. 90 minutes could slash would you do it?
So, Will, you just changed my perspective because I didn't realize those were double quarter pounders.
I thought they were Big Macs.
So this whole time I've been thinking
there's that extra piece of unnecessary bread.
Nope, nope.
You got it.
So that changes things.
Yeah, it helps.
But like there's a lot good about this
and there's a lot wrong about this in my opinion.
Looking at it, it's a lot good about this. And there's a lot wrong about this. In my opinion, looking at it, it's a lot of food. And my, my initial reaction was like, yeah, I could do that. And then the more I think about it, the more I'm like, Ooh, there are a couple of things here that
are going to tank me a bit. So I will say this. I said, this is the group chat, the soda,
the beverage is the game changer. Now we don't, I don't think we know what these are.
If this is like Coca-Cola classic, for example, that's a lot of sugar. If you were to drink four
of those, you're going to get like over a hundred grams of sugar easily. And that's going to be,
that's going to really fill you up and make you feel like shit.
Klein, intern Klein went on record saying in the group text, he said that he would wash everything
down with those and it wouldn't be an issue. I don't, he said that he would wash everything down with those
and it wouldn't be an issue.
I think that is a very idealistic view of these sodas.
Klein, you silly, silly bitch.
If you could do – if those were like Powerade or something,
that might be a difference maker.
It might have the same amount of sugar,
but just the fizziness and sugariness of all the soda,
I feel like it would end badly. Just think of how bloated you'd be just from the soda alone i mean
i i my my issue with this whole thing is the reward i don't think i'm doing this for less than
like double so seven grand ten grand area because it's just you're gonna you're gonna feel like
shit for a week no you're not gonna feel like shit for a week you're gonna feel like three days no not no have you ever seen supersize me this is
like supersize me like condensed into one one episode yeah yeah that's like a guy that's
building it up over like the you know a long period of time just like you know lining his
arteries with this shit like you're just having one binge binge day.
By the way,
I met,
I met Morgan Spurlock at the,
uh,
the Smith across from the Barstool office in New York city.
Oh,
right.
He's all right.
I think he's with a producer.
Anyway.
Um,
I couldn't finish this challenge no matter if,
if somebody offered me a million dollars,
I couldn't do it.
I don't think I could do it over a day.
A million?
Dude, the further the price goes up, $3,500 is not enough for me to try to do this.
I mean, $3,500 is a fair amount of money.
Sure.
But it's a really weird amount of money to assign to a challenge that seems this difficult.
It just seems a little low for this challenge.
I'm going to need at least five.
I'm going to need a five on there.
5K is my bottom.
A five spot gets me interested, and I'm like, all right,
I might actually be doing this right now.
See, I cruised through the nuggets and the fries are no problem for me.
The burgers, I'd get one down, and I'd have to wait hours. I couldn't do it.
No matter how much I tried, how much money there was,
I just physically couldn't do it. No matter how much I tried, how much money there was, I just physically
couldn't do it.
Go ahead.
I was just going to say, the burgers are sneaky.
They're very...
Double quarter pounder, that's a lot of meat.
Seven patties is nothing to
poo-poo.
Would you potentially
try to do this? Would you take some of the
fries and put it as a condiment or an accessory to the burger and eat like a fry burger just to knock it out quicker?
I'm not opposed to doing that.
I wouldn't have come up with that on my own.
Fries for me always fill me up the most, and they make me feel the worst after a big meal like that.
If I just do a burger from a fast food joint, I feel a lot better than if I just pile on a bunch of fries too.
Um,
I will say I do like when a burger,
like,
you know,
like a barbecue burger does the fried,
the little onion things.
Yeah.
I love when those are on burgers.
I'm a fan of that.
I'm a fan of that.
Did you guys in like high school,
um,
did you have like the McGang bang and stuff like that at McDonald's?
Yes.
Okay.
Which I believe if i remember correctly is a
mcchicken in between or two mcchickens outside of big mac right no how is it how is it exactly
structured let me see i don't think that's it i think you're close but i don't think that's yeah
i don't remember it exactly so this is all this is new to me it's called the mcgangbang and it's
a very it's so this is from mcdonald's a very... So this is from McDonald's Wiki,
which is just like some fan run Wiki page.
And so the McGangbang is very popular,
if not the most popular secret menu
on the McDonald's secret menu
that they have to offer.
The McGangbang really started
by putting a McChicken
or a Junior Chicken,
if you're from Canada,
in between a Double Cheese or McDouble.
Got it. Okay. the you take one double burger you take it apart and the do it right down the middle between the patties and then you just put the big chicken right in there yes
i mean i'm shocked that they didn't have one you've've had one. You've done it? Yes. I've never done it.
But I've heard.
My buddy was telling me about it.
And I was like, well, we have to at least try it.
And I have to say, I did not hate it.
But I'll never do it again.
We were more Whataburger boys.
What fast food restaurant do you think you could have the best success doing a challenge with?
Chick-fil-A. Is that just what you think you can eat the most of,
or do you think you can out-eat other people with it? It's just me. I don't think I have a unique
ability to eat a lot of food, but Chick-fil-A, based on my recent history, I can put back
nuggets and it's not a problem. Will, I'm going to come at your neck here and go Popeye's.
That's not mine. Don't worry about me.
Popeye's is definitely what I can eat the most of.
Okay.
For me, I think it's actually McDonald's for me.
If I just had those McDonald's nuggets in front of me,
I could probably out-eat most people because I don't get tired of them.
What's your sauce at McDonald's though?
The barbecue.
Yeah.
The barbecue, for sure.
I have not had McDonald's in a very, very long time.
And I think it's important in these uncertain times to support local businesses.
So I think I'm going to try McDonald's here in the next week or so.
That'd be tight.
That's a good idea.
I haven't had McDonald's, anything besides McDonald's breakfast, probably in a decade.
That's what I used to eat. When I was living
in Lubbock, I would go in and I would get an
Egg McMuffin or the Egg White Sandwich
and just bring it to the office.
Three times a week.
Anyone who says that McDonald's breakfast
isn't good is they're just on their high horse
and they need to get off of it. It's very good.
It's fine. Yeah.
It's not going to blow your socks off, but it's
sufficient. I'll tell you what, it's better than what Starbucks is rolling out
And you know what?
I'll go one further
I'm going to go one further
It's better than Dunkin Donuts
I can't even compare
I don't know
You've never had Dunkin Donuts breakfast, Will?
Nope
This is me flexing on Boston right now.
I think Dunkin' Donuts is a little too highly touted.
I like their coffee.
It's just that their food is just okay.
I used to be a big Dunkin' Donuts guy.
I would get their croissant, like their bacon, egg, and cheese croissants,
and they're phenomenal, but they're terrible for it.
And you can tell they're terrible.
The go-to order at Starbucks is the ham and Swiss sandwich on that butter roll.
And then they microwave it.
And then they – well, it's a microwave oven, Dave.
And they heat that sucker up and that's fantastic.
But I'm also not a breakfast guy.
I don't want to rep like Starbucks being good,
but the ham and cheese sandwich I had on the way to Dallas was really good.
And I don't care what any of you say, you didn't have a bite of it.
It was a good sandwich.
You were high.
You had to have been high.
I was not high.
Was that when we were doing business calls in a car that was going 70 in a torrential downpour?
Yeah.
With Friday beers.
I guess you could say that.
Yeah, we had a call with Friday beers.
I was eating it with Friday beers on the phone.
I'm trying to think of other fast food restaurants.
Taco Bell, I would not.
In high school, I could have probably won an eating contest with you guys with Taco Bell.
But these days, that stuff's not going down that quick.
I'm sorry for what I'm about to say.
I really am.
I've never had Taco Bell.
Ever.
Fuck off.
That's stupid.
You've never had a cheese gordita crunch no you've never had
like one of their quesadillas a grilled stuffed burrito no no you think you're better than us
no you don't know the difference between a regular taco and the supreme tacos just
sour cream and tomatoes on it like what's wrong with you here's the problem our taco bell in
saratoga which was like you know like harbor sprints has the the fast food district is like outside the city it's not even a part of the city it's in a different
city exactly drive down over same so we had the taco bell but the taco bell was connected
to the kfc perfect and so i would just get the kfc because i was like i didn't like taco bell
you would get the bowl wouldn't't you? The KFC?
Yeah, like the bucket stuff.
No, but you would get the meal bowl.
You got potatoes, chicken, and cheese, and gravy on top.
Exactly.
I get my KFC, and my buddies would get Taco Bell,
or my parents would get Taco Bell.
I would only go to the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell.
That's solid, too.
I just do the A&W and Long John Silver's one. Shouts to Yum Brands. a combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell. That's solid too.
I just do the A&W and Long John Silver's one.
Shouts to Yum Brands.
Dude, A&W is sneaky good.
Yum Brands out of Louisville, Kentucky.
What's that?
Aren't they out of Kentucky, Louisville?
Yeah. Yum, dumb, and fully yum.
They should sponsor us and maybe send us
to Kentucky Derby and have a box suite
next to...
Then we'd have to walk around with a mascot behind us all day. They should sponsor us and maybe send us to Kentucky Derby and have a box suite next to...
Yeah, but then we'd have to walk around
with a mascot behind us all day.
That's fine.
You don't want that. We're all in blazers and shit.
As long as we can make the request
that Randy is the mascot, I'm fine with that.
The dog or the human?
Human.
The dog will just be there.
That would be tight.
People are like, oh, is that a service dog?
Dave's like, no, he's my gambling guy.
Yeah, he's my bookie.
You play, you win, you pet the dog.
Good.
That's good.
Hey, can we do a – if we're going to do a casino trip like the five of us,
what's the best casino to go to when driving distance?
Lake Charles.
Windstar?
La Berge?
No.
No, we are not going to Oklahoma.
No, it's either the Golden Nugget or La Berge in Lake Charles, Louisiana.
Okay.
I think we have to do that.
It's – here's the thing.
It's like they took a decent hotel resort or casino out of Las Vegas,
put it in Lake Charles.
You're still in Lake Charles.
It's hot and humid.
No offense.
The weather's not great.
But you're paying Vegas.
You're like Mother Nature?
You know, we got a lot of met pretty much Cade and Lake Charles.
Yeah.
But you pay Las Vegas prices.
It's expensive.
And you're like, I'm in Lake Charles.
I don't know if I should be paying $12 for this beer.
Ooh.
But I am.
Me having to cancel my Vegas trip.
My first ever Vegas trip was like a sign from God.
It was like,
dude,
well,
you're not built for Vegas.
Stop trying to make this happen.
You're going to come back hating your life.
That's true.
Where are you guys going to stay in Vegas?
Yeah.
Vegas.
I don't know how to say it.
People say I say it wrong.
I don't really care.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Sally's mom hooked up with some kind of situation.
So I didn't really ask too many questions.
I think the Young family has more hotel points than anybody on the planet.
Klein might have them a little bit.
Yeah, but Klein has like Marriott points.
So Klein's like, I can get you the sick Marriott residence in.
Go to Bonvoy, dude.
Let's go to a Bonvoy.
He can hook us up with an extended stay.
The suites.
Sorry, Con.
I never find myself in an extended stay.
Yeah, I don't either.
Didn't they used to call you extended stay in college?
I don't even know what that would mean.
Because you would just crash at your girlfriend's house for like weeks at a time and her roommate would be like, why the fuck is Will still here?
Will needs to leave.
What's his fucking deal?
Just eating all their like Doritos and shit.
Oh, dude.
I'll admit to eating chicken nuggets and McGang bangs.
I'm not going to admit to eating like Doritos.
Yeah.
What's wrong with Doritos?
They're just gross.
All the dust on your hands?
Are you serious?
Gross.
Oh, my God.
That's any chip chip i did see
somebody eating and i love this move it's it's it's a very mean move i guess but i saw somebody
on instagram eating some cheetos the other day with uh chopsticks out of the bag and i was like
actually that might be the best way for me to eat cheetos that's like the new sorority girl twitter
movie is to eat cheetahs is to eat like stuff with chopsticks oh is it yeah it's
like every every leetan caitlin lakeland they all have fucking cheeto chopsticks now
uh when i was at the chick-fil-a at lax with beto i was eating my waffle fries with a fork
because of corona fears i had's weird. I had major
corona fears at the LAX.
I didn't really want to do anything
about it. I mean, everyone should, right?
There were multiple cases that came through.
Yeah, but at the time...
The week after is when it really
started popping up in California.
Up until then, it was like,
oh, this could
get bad. It's in china korea china it was
also weird because uh laguna beach has a lot of asian tourists and because they were not coming
over there there it was just a weird time and so like i remember somebody asked me on our wedding
day they were like hey are you like are you guys worried about like this coronavirus stuff and i
was like i honestly don't really know all that much about it.
But right now, not really.
And then a couple days after that, I was showing up at LAX,
and there was a dude coughing next to us.
I was like, yeah, we got to move.
Yeah, no thanks.
I'm going to be honest, Will.
I thought it was in poor taste that you guys didn't address it in your ceremony.
We should have.
We should have.
Just gotten out in front of it i'm so thankful
that we decided to move our wedding up like we did i can't even imagine i feel so bad for people
that are having to scramble down and like redo everything it's just it would it would have been
terrible and i my heart truly goes out to anybody that has to like redo a wedding sally and i were
going through all the things that we would have had to redo it would have been hell oh i just feel
awful for people that have to do it.
Hey, what did Elsie and Spencer get you for your wedding?
Their gift has not arrived yet.
That's weird.
Yeah, and unfortunately, Stephen never returned my DM.
I'm going to have to hit up Dieter and be like,
hey, what's the deal with the squad?
Oh, Dieter.
Oh, Dieter, yeah. Dieter was great. Dude, Dieter and be like, hey, what's the deal with the squad? Oh, Dieter. Oh, Dieter, yeah.
Dieter was great. Dude, Dieter
is a hunk.
He's looking okay now.
Not that great. Really? He has an
H-well? I mean, he just
looks pretty much the same. He looks like just an older
version of the high school
kid he was.
He was fine.
He just had the edgy name.
Yeah. He had the cool guy name yeah he had he had the cool cool guy name
hey do you guys want to talk about postmates real quick i'd love to i actually called me
yesterday really yeah i don't have any cool like codes though so i just did the real postmates
well we got codes for the people at home oh yeah from an early morning breakfast burrito to a
bottle of wine after work sometimes you just need what you need delivered fast.
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Do we want to talk about our,
the Phil and Tiger match?
Yeah.
Apparently there's been an addition.
We had some pre-podcast Brett's breaking news.
Yeah.
So on,
on yesterday's Patreon episode, we discussed the possibility.
Was it yesterday or was that Monday?
Time is just a flat circle at this point.
Time is a flat circle, correct, Brett.
Yeah, but we talked about the possibility of Tiger and Phil playing a match together
in a much more casual way than what they did last year.
Was that on Thanksgiving weekend?
Yes.
I think, did you and I just decide to turn it off
and go get drunk somewhere, Dave?
Or was that somebody else that might have?
No, I was at home watching.
My dad and I made the wives and my sister watch it
and they were not happy because it went on forever
and it wasn't that exciting.
I was like, you know what? I'd rather be at a bar right now this stinks
yeah and also apparently this new version won't have uh the fake gambling i maybe it will but like
the gambling and they weren't even using their own money they were using like
sponsors money and it's like who cares these these guys are already like multi-millionaires yeah wasn't it wasn't it on bleacher report yeah that's why it
was so bad bleachers is the worst damn dude no i will not apologize can you explain the breaking
news brett i didn't read the article because i couldn't find it but i did read another article
sure so the breaking news is that it's going to be a
two-on-two match now.
And the other two players are
Peyton Manning and Tom Brady.
So it's going to be
Peyton Tiger, Tommy, and
Phil. Is this
confirmed? This was a
CNBC article.
So I'm going to trust that. I read the
article on Forbes. I'll take their word for it, too. that. I read the article on Forbes.
I'll take their word for it too.
Okay.
I don't,
I don't see the point in this.
I mean,
what is the point anymore of anything?
It's just like,
here's the thing.
Cause Peyton Manning has a little bit of personality.
He is as many of accurately called sports,
funny, everybody. He, most people like accurately called, sports funny.
Most people like him.
To me, he doesn't move the needle.
I don't really find him that entertaining.
And Tom Brady is Tom Brady. I would watch just for Tom Brady, honestly, because he's just such a psychopath.
I want to see how that translates to the golf course.
Is Tom Brady good?
I know Peyton's like a three or four right it's like i feel like tom's like a like a eight or a nine yeah yeah tom's the
only one that i don't know anything about in terms of golf i i don't have any personal connection to
peyton manning at all and i i'm kind of in the same boat as dave like he is sports funny but
he doesn't move the needle that much for me tom brady does move the needle for me but not in this sense and like i
don't necessarily know if i care about tom brady being involved in this like i i would watch it
i wish they were just doing two other golfers that they selected and they were just talking
shit and actually like i don't want to watch tom Tom Brady blade one on a hole. I'd rather just watch dudes like throwing down money and just throwing darts at it.
I don't know.
I don't know the way you make this.
Cause like the thing about tournament golf is that you can always go to another
shot.
And these guys,
when you're forcing them to talk to each other in between shots,
which is going to be like what?
90% of the broadcast is going to be not golf?
Put each of them in a cart together, strap it with everything,
and then just let it go unfiltered.
But I don't think these guys are going to let it go unfiltered.
No, absolutely.
They've got images to protect.
Especially like I don't think Tiger and Phil care about their images
because they pretty much run their own shit.
But like Hayden Manning, now that's sees what romo's doing he's probably
going to protect his image a little bit more trying to get that money or he's not he's like
he's like the broadcasting white whale he keeps turning down like 14 million dollars a year to go
broadcast i don't know if i want him broadcasting stuff oh i do i don't i feel like peyton manning's the guy who was obviously he
was always like the jock in high school and like the alpha the quarterback and he had people around
him that would like overly laugh at his like just okay jokes and like that carried into the nfl and
now it's like carrying into this and it's like he probably has this false sense of confidence of how
funny he really is his snl stuff is actually, but he doesn't write any of that.
Like his skits are funny.
The one where he's throwing darts at the little kids is great,
but it's just – he doesn't do it for me.
Man.
Noted Broncos fan, Brett Merriman over here.
Yeah.
He would be – if it was him and Nance doing golf and then football, I don't know.
I think he would be better than Romo.
That's got golf nap written all over it.
Oh, absolutely.
How does Romo not get in this?
I would like Romo to MC it.
Dude, he couldn't.
He would just be the vain-faced, mean kid the whole time.
He would just want to be hitting shots.
He'd be begging for a celebrity shot the entire time.
Just with his short-ass backswing.
Is he a fellow quarterback?
Romo, Dave?
Huh?
Are you modeling your swing after Romo?
Yeah.
It works for him because his hips are so big and wide.
He's just got such a big body.
Not for me as much.
No, dude, Romo, I would like to see Romo actually up against –
if Peyton's really a three or a four, I assume Romo is like a one or scratch.
That might be interesting.
I don't think Tom's good enough to compete though.
Peyton also could be a 12.
I'm pulling three and four totally out of my ass there.
I just see him golf a lot, I feel like.
He's always in the pro ams and shit.
He's always in the Pebble Beach one.
Yeah.
I can see Eli being sneaky good.
Yeah, that wouldn't shock me.
You know, Cooper's actually the best golfer.
He's like the best everything, right?
Yeah, he had a couple of ribs removed, though, so derailed his golf career.
Ah.
He gets that surgery or what?
Hey, you said that Bleacher Report covered the thing last year?
I thought so.
I think that's right.
I was curious.
Do you think Dylan is leaving the cup wash to go to be an editor at Bleacher report you have to think you have to think that's the the most likely destination yeah
i heard i heard barstool is going to pick him up actually is that what you so that was your
whole deal you came in here as a mole to send them dylan just like our most noted personality
dylan wanted to hire brett so that that Brett could set him up with a job
at Barstool. God, that's such a
sneaky long con.
We made that deal at Matt's El Rancho.
I'm actually just Dylan's agent.
I would fight Dylan if he did that.
I respect it.
He would beat me up, but I'd fight him.
It'd be the long con.
I'd have to ambush him or something.
I'd have to get like a paintball
gun and like snipe him from outside of his new house or something it's kind of it's kind of
weird because they're making a move to New York but he just moved into his house like last week
yeah doesn't seem like are they going to move the house from from Austin to New York
no they said there's shipping on that's kind of outrageous so they they're from Europe. Yeah.
It's expensive.
How much does it cost to move a house?
Dude,
I don't know.
So when,
after we packed up the studio for the last time, I was driving back to my apartment and I was on the highway and I was like,
Oh man,
this is,
it's just great driving during the Corona virus.
Cause there's just no traffic in Austin.
And so I was driving down three 60 and I pull up and going 40 miles an hour down the middle of the
highway is a house taking up the entire highway. And I was like, well, this went downhill real
quick. Yeah. When they say oversize, they are like oversize. Are you sure it wasn't John Duda?
It might've been, it might have been it
might have been wide load john dude it did actually it did say wide load on the back and i started
laughing because i was like there's john uh yeah it was just very inconvenient the next wash media
live stream happy hour we need a better name for that by the way but uh word has it that dude is
going to be in the mix dude i hit up hashtag up Hashtag. I put him on the spot because, you know,
everything Hashtag touches turns to gold.
So I was like, dude, what should we name this?
And he still has not gotten back to me.
If anyone out there has any names, we're taking suggestions.
I do like some sort of happy hour being involved.
There's a theme there.
There's a theme, yeah yeah i'm not worried about
it uh do we know when this tiger film match is going to actually happen they said shooting for
may yeah i don't i don't think that's gonna happen but like if it's just the crew and stuff
like maybe yeah it's gonna be corona friendly yeah. I still think that I don't think that doing anything like that,
if it's tied to any corporate sponsor is a good look for that sponsor.
You don't want to be the first people doing that kind of stuff before like
anything's lifted.
So what if it's like FEMA?
Then,
well then they, they probably get backlash. They they're like why are you spending this much
money on a tiger film that you should be like makes sense building the pr department of any
major company i'm like no guys we're uh we're gonna wait until some other company fucks up
first and then we can dive in and try to make make our money back that we just lost
what if there's a charitable aspect for covid19 yeah that would change things that
changes things i'm assuming that's going to be their workaround in all this yeah why don't they
just let no laying up cover this they should just let the nlu guys go out and cover it like they do
their wonderful world of golf stuff on youtube and just let them do it it's a small enough crew
i mean i think wash media would be another option they could use. We can go cover it.
I'll stand there
with one of those giant-ass mics with the
furry top on it. We'll just put
70 pounds of camera gear on Randy's
back and he does the sound and the
video. Yeah.
He's just got a rucksack.
Can you guys hear that?
What's going on out there?
Yeah, it is. Yep, yep. It yep it's great oh i couldn't hear it
i love trash day at my place it's just the best it's just so awesome i don't know what the garbage
dudes do but they managed to be outside uh in the alley of our apartment they managed to be out
there for about a half hour to 45 minutes uh every trash day. So mainly Mondays and Wednesdays.
And it's just pretty amazing.
There's only three dumpsters out there,
and I can't imagine it takes 10 minutes each dumpster.
But, you know, it's their job, not mine.
So I'll leave it to the professionals.
Okay.
Sorry, that was Steam Room.
That was a low-key Steam.
I just pressed the steam button.
It didn't work.
I'm a little worried about our soundboard right now.
We're derailing.
That's okay.
Can we talk about something that I've thought way too much about over the last few days?
Sure.
It's the noted former guest of the podcast, Shiddo.
Call me Shiddo on Twitter.
I know you're with him.
Are you familiar with him, David?
He tweeted something the other day, and it said, and I quote, as I pull it up, I'm sorry for the delay.
Internet speed's lacking.
It says, you can load the dishwasher any way you want, really.
The dishes will get clean.
Water goes everywhere in there. I saw this tweet. It made me laugh. And this was before it went
viral. It has 12.5K retweets and 170,000 likes. And it's just great. He responded with a photo
of his dishwasher where he has loaded it with pretty much no organization at all. And people are very, very upset about this.
Hmm.
I used to live for a little bit when Sally was living with Lily, noted mail-in, sometimes co-host.
She was living with Lily and I was loading the dishwasher one day.
And I have a very defined way of doing it.
And I do it the exact same way every single time.
And she came up to me and she was like, well, that how you load a dishwasher and i was like it it enraged me
i was like are you kidding like i've been doing this my entire life i worked as a dishwasher at
one point like don't tell me how to do it that moment i realized that people get very very upset
uh if you tell them how to do it and this this tweet has shown that. Do you guys have any issue with how you load a dishwasher?
Do you have any method to your mayhem?
Yeah, so it turns out I've been doing it wrong my whole life,
as I learned once I got married.
And I think the new way, here's where I lack.
I'm not good at, I will be like, oh, there's too many dishes.
We're going to have to hand wash some. Here's where I lack. I'm not good at. I will be like, oh, there's too many dishes.
We're going to have to hand wash some and a list will come in and rearrange it and it'll fit fine.
So, like, I clearly am an idiot and I don't know, like, how to get stuff to compartmentalize and all that.
I have one rule, though, and it's that all the bowls, all the bowls, I don't like them when they're on their side. I feel like the bowls need to be where the bowl part is facing down
to get maximum cleanliness.
And apparently that you don't really need that,
but it's just in my head,
I can't get past it.
If the bowl is sitting upright,
like where the bowl part is going to the side,
it's still going to get just as clean,
but that has not clicked with me yet.
I do the bowls on the top shelf
and they are facing at a 45-degree angle downward.
And so they're getting that.
And I just stack them on top of each other on the top row, middle section.
I just started doing this recently.
I don't want to sound like I'm like a hard-o when it comes to doing dishwasher stuff.
I do believe that water does go everywhere in the
dishwasher and that it truly doesn't really matter all i'm trying to do is fit as much as possible so
i don't have to do what dave said which is hand wash any dishes yeah that's fair i think i follow
the uh the bowls on top i'm the same as dave i go i go full flip though those things are facing
straight down and then living by you know living by myself um i can kind of do it however i want
and it's been successful so far and it's just like simply i just put the plates in the bottom and the
and the the pans and shit down there also i'm such a bad like if i cook with like a pasta pan
and i make a bunch of stuff in it i won won't hand wash it. I'll just throw it in the dishwasher. Oh, see that now.
Yeah, I know.
You do what?
Say I'll make
an Italian pasta
with peppers and pesto and all
that kind of shit and chicken.
I'll just dump it out and then
I won't clean
it right away.
Say I leave it for too long, I'll just throw it in the dishwasher.
What's your problem? I know. I'm sorry. You don't have it right away. And if say I leave it for too long, I'll just throw it in the dishwasher. What's your problem?
I know.
I'm sorry.
You don't have to do that.
What about rice?
Because rice is like notorious.
You got to clean it out before you put it in the dishwasher.
I think if I'm doing rice, I don't think I've made rice in a pasta pan.
I only do it in a skillet.
So.
Wait, I'm sorry.
I haven't made rice in like a saucepan or like a pasta pan. I've done chicken like skillet so wait i'm sorry i haven't made rice in like a sauce pan or like a pasta pan i've done
chicken like skillet rice with like vegetables and stuff that's what i do bagged rice and like
a thing like i've done bagged rice too if i'm feeling feeling lazy but usually i just do rice
like it's bad yeah i guess it's bad rice that i pre-made in a skillet after.
I really wish Dylan was here to tell us his totally trash way of washing dishes.
Dylan either is max efficiency or the trashest of all of us,
and I'm not sure where he lands.
I'm going to guess somewhere in the middle.
No, it's all or nothing.
I don't think it's everything I just said. I just said it's got to be somewhere in the middle. No, it's all or nothing.
Everything I just said.
I just said it's got to be one or the other.
So what makes me really mad,
and I actually thought about calling in the mail and just leaving a voicemail about this,
but Sally is a big proponent of just taking a bowl
that she has just eaten out of
and then filling it with water,
leaving it in the sink and being like,
Oh no,
it just,
it needs to soak.
And I'm like,
no,
nothing.
So you cook chili or chowder in a giant thing needs to soak.
I don't think I've ever needed anything to soak in my life.
So unless you're at BYU.
Yeah.
No,
that is,
that is the ultimate like dumping the puck.
Yeah.
It's just, you're just stalling. You you're just trying you're buying yourself some time she did it the other day with something that was legit she made
cornbread muffins for our chili and the cornbread tin was absolutely caked with cornbread and i was
like all right this is a time where this actually might need to soak with some with or soak with
some soap and i i didn't it didn't bug me but when i see a bowl of cereal sitting there
and it's got it's got like kind of tainted water with the milk and it's just sitting there soaking
i'm like what like this doesn't need to soak the rice krispies weren't sticking to this thing before
you gotta you get cereals one where like you don't want the milk to sit there but also you
know the cereal will cake onto the side very easily
if there's any left. You got to be careful with that. That's when you want to immediately scrub.
Do y'all use the little wand? We have the wand that you can press the button and it has the
dish detergent. No, we have one. And for some reason, I don't even know what's happening to
it. It just keeps disappearing. So we just have this really like like rudimentary
sponge routine that we've just been doing with normal sponges i need a wand big time dave i
might have to if you have any recommendations please uh please send to me after the podcast
okay it shouldn't be that hard actually you know what i you know what i've learned how to do
not learned but like i never believed in this until this year. When you're doing stuff in the oven, putting tinfoil on the pan.
You just discovered the tinfoil?
I just discovered the tinfoil, yeah.
Dude, it saves you all the time in the world.
It's literally top five things that I've learned in Texas.
You don't have to wash the pan.
You don't have to do anything.
I don't even wash the pan.
I'm kind of wasteful, and I do two layers of tinfoil every time just to make sure that my laziness doesn't get impeded by a dirty pan.
It's the best.
It's very cocky of me to do that.
Brett, I feel like people have a very similar outlook on their showering as they do when it comes to loading a dishwasher.
Are you just like the pits, nuts, and butt kind of guy?
Or do you scrub down the entire body of work there?
I don't want to call it scrub.
I'm probably not as thorough.
But I do hit the legs.
I do hit the feet.
I hit behind the knees, behind the the ears like stuff that you don't
think about but i think about them i think it's your legs it just all it does it for you when
all the soap starts running down from your upper body it's the gravity wash i used to abide by that
because i never was taught differently but now i've realized like no that's crazy you have to
like i don't do it every single day my legs don't need to be washed unless I've been working out.
My legs don't need to be washed every single day.
Yeah.
I mean, I just, I think every day I do just like a one, one up, one down on each leg.
And then the feet.
You got to get some suds and you got to get some friction.
I'm a loofah boy.
Ooh, I'm not.
I got suds and friction.
boy oh i'm not i got studs and friction i just have the sorry go ahead no i'm just gonna say the loofah is always it's weird to me because like you buy them at the grocery store and like
a lot of times they're in like this open cage and they're just sitting out for anybody to walk by
or cough on or touch or dig through and it's's like, this is what's going to be scrubbing me down later. And they're like 99 cents. They're
too cheap. That bothers me how cheap they are. They last like, I feel like you're supposed to
get rid of them or wash them like every week. Right. I don't know. I know that like, I know
that if you look at the statistics of them, like they are actually more filled with germs than if you did other ways. But I just love how much lather it puts out.
And I feel like,
I feel like it counteracts and I don't have any evidence to,
to back this up,
but I just,
I can't get away from the loofah.
When I go to a hotel,
Sally brought a loofah to our wedding so that I could shower with one in our
shower at the hotel because no hotels have
loofahs. You need to exfoliate. Yeah, I need to start. I mean, I don't know my showering. I've
been showering twice every single day during quarantine. Wow. Just a way to pass. Really?
Yeah. That's crazy. Well, I've been working out every day for the first time in a really long
time. So I kind of have to shower like at least once and i shower when i wake up but i don't like working out in the morning so i don't work out in
the morning at all i see so you're just hour twice you go double up i wake up like obviously i haven't
showered yet i'm gonna work out then shower then like the afternoons i i'm bit i've been doing like
midday showers in quarantine it's weird just after my workout i've just i don't have like
a routine set yet and i think that's a good thing but i just i just kind of think to myself like
mid-afternoon i'm like all right well i've got the energy now i'm gonna hop on the peloton and do it
and then uh shower and then before i know it it's like cocktail time and i'm like well i just ended
my day at like three o'clock and now i'm drinking a beer at five and probably not anything for the
rest of the day i'm about to implement a rule that
says no you cannot have any cocktails or beers at night unless you work out at all during the day
i like that i like that i like that because otherwise like i actually i took yesterday
off to kind of recover and i had a glass of wine i had two glasses of wine whoa what kind and and uh
i don't know something that elissa bought down the street, the bread basket.
But I kind of was like, man, I didn't earn this.
I don't know.
It's Tuesday, and I don't want to get into the point where I'm drinking every night.
Oh, I'm there.
Yeah.
I'm pretty close.
I'm having at least one every single night.
I'm there, too.
And I'm trying to think back to, like single night. I'm there too.
I'm trying to think back to if I wasn't there before. I like to have a glass of wine with dinner four nights a week probably,
but I'm not drinking four nights a week.
I'm not drinking, drinking.
I'm having a glass of wine with dinner, a beer while I watch something real quick.
I'm only allowing myself pretty much one drink.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
One's fine with me,
but I agree,
Dave.
I I'm a lot,
I'm right now.
I'm a lot less likely to start drinking if I haven't done something earlier.
I'm trying to come out of this.
I'm trying to come out of this quarantine looking hot as fuck.
Here's the deal.
If I'm playing call of duty with some dudes and like,
they're like,
Hey,
hang on.
I gotta go crack a beer and they're drinking. I'm like, kind of want to drink a beer too like that would make this a little bit
better so i i they don't even pressure me but if i hear that there's dudes drinking like i'm
immediately like cracking peronis do you need to oh do you crack it on your uh microphone so they
can hear you no i'm not no i'm not that douchey let's do it should uh should we do this weekend in quarantine
yeah the excitement behind you guys uh i got invited to play golf i'm not gonna play though
so are you allowed to say who a couple
people a buddy of mine who lives around here and then uh dan dan's playing golf today like
falcon head or something okay apparently lions has been popping like dylan fratelli was out there
you saw you saw dylan fratelli's story yeah Yeah. So I actually follow another guy who was golfing with Dylan Fratelli.
That's how I found out.
I don't follow Fratelli.
He comments too much on every single golf meme account,
and I don't want to support that.
I get it.
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
I just can't do it.
I also try not to follow too many golfers
i don't i don't need i don't need my discover feed being a bunch of like i feel like the more
golfers you follow the more your discover feed is filled with like hot girl golf accounts and
i don't need my discover feed filled with that at this point sure i i also abide by that rule
um how did we get here from this weekend in quarantine?
I got invited to play golf.
So you're not going to play?
No, no.
But it's something that could have happened.
It was hypothetical.
I'm not a big fan of the going and playing golf move right now.
No.
I feel like we're going to.
I mean, I want to.
Obviously, I want to, but I don't know.
Maybe,
maybe a range.
Like,
is that too much?
I just don't want to interact with people.
Yeah.
I don't want to be around people.
I don't want someone to reach in the cup and grab my ball and throw it to me.
And then I'm like,
ah,
well I need to go wash my hands at the halfway house.
So they're,
they're raising the cups.
The cups are sticking out.
So you don't have to,
I just don't,
I don't know. I feel like it's bending the rules and I, I understand why people want to go do it. They're bored. The cups are sticking out, so you don't have to. I just don't. I don't know.
I feel like it's bending the rules, and I understand why people want to go do it.
They're bored.
But at the same time, it's like, oh, you aren't supposed to gather.
I'm a scrooge.
I'm sorry.
I'll be hanging out here, though.
Do you have anything you're watching on deck?
I just finished my Wire rewatch.
I've got the finale.
Oh, really?
Where did you start that?
You didn't tell me you were doing that.
I just watched the last couple seasons.
Oh.
But –
Do you want to start from the beginning with me?
I might, dude.
I might.
I mean, I've watched it twice.
No, I've watched it like one and a half times.
And I would be willing to go back and start with one and watch one through four.
No, I'm not going to do Ozark.
I'm not there yet in my level of desperation.
So, I don't know.
I'm looking.
I am doing Ozark this weekend.
Sally and I haven't started it yet.
It's a very, obviously it's a pretty serious show
and we haven't really wanted to start it
these past few nights.
And so I think this weekend is going to be
the tipping point where it's like,
all right, we actually need to get into this.
I don't know.
I've got a lot of shows that I need to tie up right now.
I've been watching the English game on Netflix and that one's's done i gotta finish part two of the chris benoit documentary
uh i've got last two episodes of love island australia season two look out for season one
recap on patreon featuring uh sally and michael weiner wow i know and so i don't know i it's
i've got a lot of tv to to catch up on but i'm still kind of going crazy I don't know. I it's, I've got a lot of TV to, to catch up on,
but I'm still kind of going crazy.
I don't know how much TV I can watch like consecutively.
Still.
I'm having trouble.
Like I have the worst ADD I've ever had in my entire life.
Yeah,
I get it.
I got curb last season,
a curb to go through.
So how many episodes left of that?
I've only watched the first two or three.
Oh dude.
You got to, yeah.
Save those for a night when you're like really desperate and you're feeling
down and you can just like pop that on and love it.
Oh, that's every night.
I mean, that's fair.
Brett, what are you doing?
You going to Houston?
No, I, well,
I think Caroline and I are going to continue our couple's quarantine so she's coming here um so she just is is at home all week by herself and then
saying so we just kind of we're not we're not seeing anybody else besides yeah the one person
so i trust you i think that's i think that's a fair option. Is Dave about to cut me?
What are you doing?
It's a roast hand.
Dave is roast handing you.
Oh, yeah.
Sorry, Dave.
I mean, I trust her.
She trusts me to not like we're not like involved in the communities.
So well, that's people say that about you.
I was talking to my buddy in China and he he was quarantined for six weeks in China.
Yeah. Like if you've been quarantined for two weeks and china china if you've been quarantined for two weeks and uh you've been you know very strict about it and you know that you've got a
small group like another couple or something that's also been very strict about it he's like
then i am under the impression from my experience that you can go hang out with those people as long
as you know that they're not being reckless elsewhere but this is only after two weeks and only after
you know that you don't have any symptoms at all yeah but i'm screwed on this front even though i
do agree with him and i trust him because he did live through it for longer than we have and uh
but at the same time i can't do any any of that because of Sally being at the hospital.
She's really hard to part.
And I'm trying to get her to just rent her own apartment for the next few months and just stay alone so I can start hanging out with people and just partying and stuff.
But she's not having it.
Don't you have the cot at Wilmont so that you can?
Maybe, but I don't want to be the one that moves out.
It's really hard to get your wife to move out month two into marriage.
Yeah, that's fair. It's not ideal. Can your wife to move out month two into marriage.
Yeah, that's fair. It's not ideal. Can you like, okay, pull back the curtain. Can you even see like Micah? So Micah and I have been, um, our dog park is open because it's a big dog park. And so
they're not worried about people. I mean, as long as people are being responsible there, it's not a
big deal. And so I have been seeing Micah, but I, been only at the dog park, open air, and more than six feet away.
So I hung out with him yesterday.
But in terms of like that, that's pretty much as far as I'll go because I don't want to be irresponsible for anybody.
And like I said, with Sally being at the hospital all the time, it just makes it really difficult on us.
We are going to have to really ride this out longer than a lot of people are.
Yeah.
So we'll see.
But luckily, Austin's not totally overrun yet,
except for those idiots from UT.
Do you guys see that?
No.
Oh, yeah.
The spring breakers?
What a bunch of idiots.
They chartered a plane?
28 spring break kids from UT went on spring break.
They chartered a plane down to Cancun.
No, dude.
It was like 70 of them.
And 28 of them and 20 28
of them have it yeah so 20 have corona like i'm sorry like this dude i i want like i want them to
get in trouble from like the university needs to get them in trouble and i'm sorry their parents
are idiots these kids these are college kids who
are paying for a chartered flight down to mexico they're not paying with it like with their own
money for this shit their parents need to be accountable their parents don't even look at
credit cards david they'll never know dude idiot i guess the one silver lining is that they were
like all on the same plane they didn't they didn't get on like jet blue flights back but true and i mean now they're all gonna be fucked they're all quarantined same plane. They didn't get on JetBlue flights back.
True.
And now they're all going to be fucked.
They're all quarantined.
Obviously, I don't want anything bad to happen to these kids,
but they really asked for it by doing what they did.
It's unfortunate that they even thought that that was a good idea.
You put a lot of other people in danger too.
Be selfless one time.
That's a good point point at least they weren't
on a at least they weren't like on like a southwest flight yeah at least the idiocy was
contained but they had to deal with like the people that bag people they interacted with tsa
anybody the uber drivers and i'm sure they all have them at risk if you charter a flight yeah
you're just putting the crew at risk you but mostly don't have to go through TSA or anything, right?
If it's a private jet, you don't have TSA.
I don't know.
If it's 70 people, it sounds like it's going to be...
Can you charter a flight?
If I wanted to charter a Southwest flight,
could I charter a Southwest flight?
Yeah.
It costs a lot.
I'm never going to do that,
but six bigs,
but.
Ooh.
Be sick though.
It would be tight.
Actually,
maybe it was six fades for like,
uh,
for like a seven 57 or seven 67,
whatever we did for the Broncos.
But I was going to say,
did you guys ever do that?
What's that?
You guys ever do that with barstool?
Never the,
never the big ones,
just the,
the little ones that also were very,
very expensive.
A Cessna,
not a Cessna,
not that,
not that tiny,
but no,
they,
I mean,
you're always,
you're always going to go 20 to 30 grand ish for a small one
there's more money than i have yeah yeah in these uncertain times david i don't think we can justify
chartering a plane anytime soon i'll continue to fly commercial that's big of you. It's important to support the airlines in their time of need.
Will you announce that on
Twitter?
Yeah, my announcement.
I'm taking my talents
to commercial airliners.
Did you guys see the blogger mom who got absolutely skewered?
Oh, yeah.
There's a whole thread.
What'd she do?
There's a famous blogger mom who – did she have it, coronavirus?
I didn't see that she had it.
I don't know if she had it or not, but she made this big announcement that she was moving her family to Florida in an RV or something.
And so essentially she's doing what you were told not to do.
And she's telling her like 1.5 million followers about this and now people are like okay you're doing the exact opposite of what
you're supposed to be doing you're traveling like across the country with your family and exposing
it's just it's so bad but she just got blamed and she was already very insufferable about it too
yeah i hate the person the reason i saw the tweet was because someone
quote tweeted uh the tweet and it was from one of the girls from the hey ladies uh fallout i saw
that yeah yeah it was the one that it was the one that accused me of uh plagiarism and said that i
did it because i'm a man and i was like oh okay you've never read one thing i've ever written
and now she works for the new york times so that's good. Wow. She's since deleted.
She says deleted those tweets,
by the way.
Oh,
she's deleted every tweet.
Yeah.
She's a tweet deleter.
And so,
uh,
I would really like,
I don't know.
She's one person online who I would like to have a strong worded
conversation with.
Um,
I need to be,
I need to go high when others go low.
Yeah.
She threw around the,
like when you call somebody a plagiarist,
it's kind of.
Yeah.
And,
it makes me like, I hate the fact that she works for the New York Times right now.
She just got absolutely validated in her life by working for them
and being like, I don't know, quote unquote...
Eh, it fits her with the fake news and whatnot.
Yep, that's true.
Enough about her.
Anything else? Do we need to get out of here? This is Angry Dave. and whatnot. Yep, that's true. Enough about her. Anything
else? Do we need to get out of here?
This is angry Dave.
Oh, I like that. Dave, can we get
a Twitch update?
No!
Champagne?
No, I've got a backer who
emailed me.
He said he is in IT and he set up multiple
Twitch streams, so I emailed him back and gave him a rundown of in IT and he set up multiple Twitch streams.
So I emailed him back and gave him kind of a rundown of the issues we're having and we'll see.
Can I,
can I do a quick announcement to anyone that's listening to this on Spotify,
Apple podcast or anywhere else?
Podcasts are found.
Yeah.
We are officially uploading every single free episode of circling back to our
YouTube page.
Just search washed media and uh
you'll find it but we're putting all the free episodes so every monday and wednesday episodes
going up there and we're putting clips up from the patreon episodes go subscribe go check it out if
you're bored and you are tired of watching ozark you can put our mediocre looking faces on the tv
we're hot right are we hot yeah we're uh caroline's mom said uh she very much enjoys
watching the podcasts more than listening to them so really yeah shout so uh officially endorsed
uh but yeah go check it out we don't have a plan for the patreon episodes on video yet just because
there isn't a really natural way for us to put those on there but we will be doing that in some
capacity soon so just stay stay tuned
but i feel bad because a bunch of people have asked like where can i find it and it's like well
we kind of just started doing this so and also a note on the patreon itself just watch for just
content yeah i think we're just like i said i'm doing island recap with micah and uh sally this
afternoon and then i think we're going to do a part two next week with
Micah, Sally, and another special
guest who is yet to be named.
Wow.
We're just going to go with this content
April for Patreon.
I'm excited about April.
I'm glad we're out of March, man. What a terrible month.
She was bad.
Can you tell that I've been wearing...
Look at this shirt this shirt barely
survived march look at the look at the collar what's up with this yeah dude what's up with
that michael jordan bacon collar dude i mean it's just it's just trash it's my wear around shirt
barely made march i'm happy that we're done with the the last month jokes now though those were fun
for two days it's weird though man micah as micah said yesterday he's like dude pete budaj was still
a presidential candidate in march and i was like fuck like yeah the people are i mean it's crazy
it would be about that dude longest month of all time mayor pete that's gonna be the next person
dave sees in the in lax is mayor pete if i see mayor pete the airport, I promise you I will get a photo with him. Honestly,
it doesn't compare to Beto.
No, Beto's
a pop culture icon.
Where does Beto live in Texas?
He might be in Austin now, but
I know he was in El Paso.
Yeah, I think he still is in El Paso.
Did he have one of those Spitfire
backpacks with the skateboard thing on it?
No, he had a Jansport.
I could see him having that.
Or the Osiris backpack that they used to have with the speakers on it.
No, he didn't have that.
So sick.
Can we get out of here?
Sure.
I'm going to go do nothing.
No, dude.
Go close some deals at least.
Well, I'm going to work out, and I have a couple of deals on the burner that I'm
just,
just waiting on emails back from.
So sick.
Is Dave taking a call right now?
Dave's closing.
All right,
let's get out of here.
Someone wanted to go.
Love you.
Bye real quick.
Love you guys.
Bye. Thank you.