Circling Back - Adam Levine Headlines & Italian Will
Episode Date: September 20, 2022Will? Yeah, he's back from Italy. Adam Levine? Yep, he cheated on his pregnant wife and tried to name the kid after his mistress. The new iOS backgrounds? Just a litttttttle overrated, honestly. This ...Weekend in Fun? Yep — we did it way too early this week. Enjoy. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low as $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on our new YouTube channel — www.youtube.com/circlingback Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (12:30) Italian Will’s Debut (28:00) HEADLINES: Adam Levine Edition (46:22) New iOS Backgrounds (52:00) Way Too Early This Weekend in Fun Support This Episode’s Sponsors Vizzy: www.vizzyhardseltzer.com/washed DraftKings: www.draftkings.com/circlingback ($200 in FREE bets INSTANTLY when you place a $5 bet on any football game) Framebridge: www.framebridge.com (STEAM for 15% off) Rocket Money: www.rocketmoney.com/circling --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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All right, we're back circling back podcast presented by busy hard seltzer.
The only hard seltzer with vitamin C from superfruit acerola.
My name is Will DeFreeze.
To my left, David Roth.
Forgot to mention on Monday's episode, I acquired some Ship Pumpkinhead.
What is it? Shipyard Pumpkinhead?
Shipyard Pumpkinhead.
I tried it for the first time.
And let me tell you.
Welcome to the club, dude.
The results might shock you.
I enjoyed it.
Quite good.
A little too sweet to drink like five, but very good in ones or twos.
Okay.
Thanks for having me on.
Glad you're back, Will.
Damn, dude.
Electric start to this.
I can sit over here and just mid it up like I normally do.
That's what you always do.
They used to call me Lil Pump pumpkin davey's my favorite
my favorite host oh yeah my favorite's dave he's so funny he's got the best jokes and his mustache
is so cool dave's the funniest oh it's probably not good business to make fun of your clientele
yeah customers i guess everyone's favorites day i guess the 10 of y'all that have that opinion
should email dylan at washmedia.com dave's so funny they don't talk like that they're not they
all talk just like they're beautiful babies but they're not baby babies i hear him dude
shout out to all my beautiful babies yeah hey will welcome back man thank you dylan
italy my my my son and my partner Hung out with your mom for a minute.
Really?
We saw your mom.
Did you know that?
No.
She didn't tell you?
No.
We saw her at Matt's.
She said she saw some dork ass fake podcast guys.
What else?
That's weird because she gave me like a freaking bear hug.
I can't believe I got to see you.
Was this like an innocent out of nowhere run in?
Or was this like a...
We were with your other family members.
Yeah, she was with your in-laws.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
And your-
Cousin?
Aunt?
Something.
Cousin.
Cousin.
Cousin.
Yeah, I think all my mom did was eat Tex-Mex when she was in Austin.
Not a bad way of going about it.
Yeah, she was gone off that Bob Armstrong dick, man.
Dip.
Oh, dude.
Nancy, that was a slip
this morning i'm gonna have to give her a call back this afternoon total slip
what is your problem i'm so sorry let's start over i don't want to do it to nancy like we
got at least messed up like hit a play with an edit or something that was we were uh by the way
we were matt's on a friday you'll be shocked to learn it was extremely crowded and we were
standing there like meet and greeting with Fritz and your mom,
like in the walkway entrance to the bar.
Yeah, it gave me anxiety.
People were just not excited about it.
No, they couldn't brush through because we had multiple babies.
Some beautiful babies too on our arms.
Like our wives were there.
Yeah, for sure.
Doc looks great, by the way dude hopefully everyone's
thriving lately he's he's like a he's leaning me how are you guys not talking about my tan
look at me i'm like the tannest i've been in a while you look sicilian dude it's that mediterranean
sun it really gets in there instead of using the pale emojis now i've upgraded to the slightly tan
emojis now yeah that's sick dude favorite favorite stop you told me dude we'll worry about that a little bit run down one time
in your life favorite meal check that run down one time i'm glad some things never change
do you play your zaka dylan coming in completely clueless yeah play zaka dylan trying to ask
questions about things that we already have on the rundown. Hey, did you see this Adam Levine stuff?
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Do your thing.
No, no.
Oh, fuck.
That has to be spontaneous.
You're right.
I ruined it.
My bad.
That has to be spontaneous.
You've been here 10 minutes and I ruined it.
I listened to most of one podcast while I was gone, guys.
Which one was it?
It was one with, I'm not sure how familiar you are with him, but he is famously
a New York Times bestselling author.
That was a good episode.
Ross Bolin, yeah.
Dude, I was in my bag that day.
He brings, he, he's, he wants to do a pod with you on it one of these days.
We also did.
He's done one before, but another one.
Sure.
It'd be fun.
We also, we also listened to the end of the Patreon episode, exactly five seconds, which
you can find at patreon.com slash circling back podcast.
I believe it's five minutes.
Whatever.
Oh, sorry.
I was talking about me on vacation.
There he is.
Okay.
And yeah, Sally wanted to know if anyone chose to live with her during wife swap.
No sex.
Yeah.
She did get one nod.
It was me, right?
Yeah, Dave.
He picked his little whiskey girl.
He had to.
That didn't even factor into the equation.
Yeah, I'm really glad that you guys didn't completely slight her or anything
because it would have probably ruined our morning on vacation
had she been like, what the hell is their problem?
My reason for not picking her was a very innocent and fun one.
I don't have to explain movies to her all the time.
Yeah, thanks for doing that.
I got to explain that again from the comfort of my hotel
room like sally i don't know i'm i'm watching it for the first time just like you are i had to
explain to her that it's dylan's favorite thing in the world when i allude to that and that's why
i keep doing it it's not because it actually annoys me it's you hate living with me it's funny
dude i have trouble so i've been watching you guys hear about the show called industry
no it's an HBO show.
It's kind of like Succession, crossed with Euphoria, crossed with not very good shows.
And I have trouble keeping up with it.
And I think it's because I don't watch it with Sally and she can't explain things to me.
Half the time she has to pause and then be like, Will, do you know what's going on?
And then I say no.
Why does she know it so much better than you?
Because she's smarter than me in most things. And so she knows that i miss certain things and i'm just sitting there clueless makes me feel really dumb when she does it but i'm also very happy when she like mansplains
television shows to me sal splain yeah yeah how you guys been i'm glad we have your penis mug out
for the first day today it's censored there's no penis on here this is somehow hurting our
algorithm for sure position i see no
penis i honestly dylan if you're five feet away from it all it looks like is that well it's not
okay it's clearly censored david pervert why is it someone who fucking said it did you guys have
a new did you guys install a sauna when when i was gone because it is like no a million degrees
in the studio micah tried famously to get us to use a it is like a million degrees in the studio. Micah tried famously
to get us to use Asana
as like a messaging
and scheduling program.
But remember,
nobody really did it.
Dog gets the weather, man.
It's like a sauna outside.
I took Stella
on a walk this morning.
This sucks.
Absolutely dripping sweat.
It's not good.
I came through dripping.
It was in the forecast
a couple of days ago
that it was going to be
100 two days in a row. And I was going to have to come back to you guys with the receipts about the 100 talk
but it has since gone down it has since gone down to what like 96 that's a lot better dude
i'm sick of this weather dog my mom my mom said while i was gone and she was she was babysitting
fritz she said it was one of the best weeks ever.
But she said there was one thing I hated.
The weather.
The weather.
I get it.
And she just went in.
I'm right there with her, man.
Hey, did you hear that I copped some J's while you were gone?
No.
They're en route.
Really?
What color did you get?
You'll see, bitch.
Is he?
Honestly?
You don't know, do you?
No, I got red got red also i'm on
my blood shit right now are you i'm joining i'm doing a game shouldn't say that i forgot to
mention you're gonna regret doing that why because we don't joke about that you think i'm joking
dave's wearing dave's wearing some very blue blue today yeah you got beef dog not with you look
okay didn't they call you didn't they weren't they
calling you a little crypto dude the crips do need to create their own uh yeah blockchain
crip coin that's sick someone's done that right i don't know man i don't know
the best luca meme going around is him every time he hits a three he throws up like
these three fingers thumb pointer and middle apparently that's like uh there's like a certain
crib gang that's their gang sign and everybody's like why is why is luca repping crib now he's
banging crib and it's just funny because it's luca he's from sylvania he's probably not in yeah
he's probably not if he's in a gang it's a european gang yeah those are those are scary they don't fuck around over there yeah
they wear those like adidas jump like jump shoot suits i can't talk to that yeah are you good i
don't know man this is two slip-ups in the first 10 minutes big old chains and shit
keep that thing on them bad Batty? Batty?
How hard is it to find weed in Italy?
I don't know.
I don't think that hard.
From my Google search,
is weed legal in Italy?
I've been made aware that it is decriminalized there,
but it doesn't seem that widespread.
When I was there in 05,
it was very hard.
The crew I was with,
they were trying.
I also learned something, and this was not because i
was trying to acquire it uh it just came up in conversation uh that adderall is illegal in the
uk probably because it's math it should be yeah yeah it is math yeah it's kind of low-key math
but yeah i didn't know that yep just as hard to find as like cocaine apparently cocaine heard the person that was talking to me whose name will remain anonymous okay before we get into today's episode please
you're probably wondering you're like why we have a tuesday episode well it's because we need to
prepare a little bit more for tomorrow's patreon episode that was supposed to be today patreon.com
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because we've got spooky season coming up in October.
And if it's really good,
then we'll see you guys in November
with it. We're about to be on our spooky shit, man.
I can't wait.
Can't wait. I've thought of a really good
costume for Halloween for Sally and I.
And I will be doing it.
And I'm actually excited about Halloween this year.
I don't have to shave my beard.
Very happy about it.
I need some inspiration from somewhere.
I'm going to do something.
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Yeah, it'll match your impression.
That's a good call.
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I might need to get some fajitas off this weekend
just so I can feel good about it.
It's been a minute.
Yeah, you didn't have any taws over there, did you?
I didn't.
I did have a Florentine steak.
And? Well, they didn't bring a sizzling. I was like, where's the sizzle, dude? Yeah, it didn't have any Taws over there, did you? I didn't. I didn't. I did have a Florentine steak. And?
Well, they didn't bring a sizzling.
I was like, where's the sizzle, dude?
Yeah, it's tough.
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no you're kind of glowing i mean like just a part of the old country now you know the old country
yeah now we all have that in common yeah i didn't buy a fedora
you did you son of a bitch if i'm being honest if i'm being honest whenever i was walking around
and looking at stuff i didn't see that many fedoras over there which makes me think that
you just wanted to get one well um i didn't see any fedoras either i did see a ton of panama hats
so everyone wore one and i was just fitting right in with the
culture well immersing i was immersing myself in the italian culture i wish willie bought a newsboy
cap that would have been sick thought about it thought about it yeah i was in siena one day just
on a little day trip and i was looking around and i was like this is a there's a lot of tourists
here there's a lot of also locals walking around like not seeing very many panama hats so i think
dylan just wanted uh something that was exactly his style maybe they were in style five years ago and you know
these things changed trends changed cyclical maybe they're out of style now but when i was there i
was very much in style when i go when i go back over there i'm gonna have safari flaps on mine
really yeah i'm gonna make yours look like shit i don't give a fuck
yeah you shouldn't you should be happy for me you're asking me a question before you cop any
swag no dude no it's weird i cop any swag he said i didn't cop any swag so we tried to do a little
shopping we got yelled at by the lady at the store so i walked out was it in italian no uh it was in broken english
uh we raced do an impression no don't do an impression what you think it might have sounded
like as you get out of here okay this is not your kind of place yeah christopher walken was working
at the gucci store now we wanted to go to some high-end designer stores in florence just because
like you know the shopping there is notably good um i couldn't afford of it, but we wanted to go see what it's all about.
And yeah, we got yelled at and they were like, you can't come in.
Did you run into the shops closing down and restaurants in the afternoon for their little
just relaxed time?
No, but that's only because we really didn't do much shopping at all, which actually worked
out well for me.
Did you see Davide while you were there?
I saw a lot of dudes that looked like bootleg davide's no actual davide's yes that's unfortunate italian dudes are hot yeah like real hot and they all have drip yeah they're dripping they're like
tan yeah that's kind of a lot of pants that stop at the ankle yeah those are my people though i love showing ankle okay uh real
question though your favorite stop on this trip was ravello ravello yes uh it's a smaller town
uh off of the amalfi coast a little sleepier of a town we only went into positano was it down
oh for a uh for dinner and so we didn't get but we did take a boat by it and see it from the water.
And then we went there for dinner the next night.
And so we did go to Positano.
A lot of people there.
A stressful amount of people.
Yeah, it's a major hotspot for tourists, man.
Yeah.
Like, it was a lot.
And so, I mean, it was great.
We had good meals and stuff.
How many Zah cards did you play, Dave?
Let me hear about these.
So I started doing this bit when I was over there because I knew that we were going to eat a lot of pizza and stuff.
And I told Sally, I was like, I don't know when I'm going to play my Zah card.
Really?
Yeah, and it started catching on really well.
You're not going to believe this.
What?
Dave started the same thing here.
What, dude?
You're doing Zah cards?
Dude, we just linked up brain-wise. Wow. pulled my zocard out not one not due but three times trey trey zocards
i didn't know you know that you can do that you know there's an exception carved out for that
there's a vacation exemption unlimited especially it's an exception to the rule i only had one pizza that
i would consider to be uh a pizza that i will think about years later the first pizza i had
was like poolside at a hotel i don't think they put a lot of heart into it uh another pizza they
know they were good but it kind of tasted like a pizza that you could get anywhere you know it was
really good pizza but i was like you know i feel like if I went to a Bufalina or,
uh,
wherever,
somewhere that has a,
a stove,
like,
you know,
I'm a little upset.
You didn't try a poppable
while you were over there.
So here's the thing about a poppable.
It's like a pizza,
except for it's just the toppings
and the cheese in a bowl.
Serve up to you.
Hot and ready.
He's not kidding.
It's true. I just, I know we've all dreamed of everyone's least favorite part of the pizza is the bread
you know everyone hates the i know the crunch and the crust i'm on the adkins diet
trace adkins yeah he's been looking good lately i've been doing the honky tonk but don't get
that him i don't know probably randy that him? I don't know.
Probably.
Randy's nodding
because Randy listens to that shit.
All right.
What's your favorite?
What's the favorite meal you had?
Told us already,
but you got to tell the peeps.
I had several really,
really good meals.
I got a couple of Mishy stars
under my belt on this trip.
Not to brag too much.
I even got like,
I got two accidental Mishy stars
under my belt.
Didn't even realize.
Isn't it the same people who make those tires?
It is.
What does that mean?
Pretend I'm a total peasant and have no clue what that means.
If I'm being honest, I don't really know how this works.
You just want like other people.
I think it is the same people.
I think they did it as a marketing thing.
It straight up is the same.
Is that like how Bridgestone makes golf balls too?
Michelin Star.
They do. Those people are the same ones that make the tires. I too. Michelin star. They do.
Those people are the same ones that make the tires.
I'm pretty sure.
No, I.
Very bizarre.
I think it's a marketing thing for them.
I don't really know.
I haven't looked it up.
But I mean, it's just a rating system for restaurants.
If you get a Michelin star, you're known as one of the best restaurants in the world.
It's kind of where the rubber meets the road.
So to speak.
What I'm about to say is really douchey but it has a reason that i'm saying you're
hand talking a lot more you have been in italy you were really you've really immersed yourself
in the culture this is because every time i would talk to sally in our hotel room i would just
go like this um it's fun isn't it i've eaten at a few michelin star restaurants now
austin deserves some more or like one at all i don't
even know if austin has any and michelin star is awarded for outstanding cooking we take into
account the quality of the ingredients the harmony of flavors the mastery of techniques
the personality of the chef as expressed in their cuisine and just as importantly consistency both
over time and across the entire menu and And yes, it is the same company.
I don't know how that makes any sense.
It's sort of like a cosmic gumbo.
It's the tire company.
Well, isn't it like how Red Bull is an energy drink company,
but everything they do outside of that is purely marketing?
It's like if we started making toothpicks or something,
and we were like a media and toothpick company. It's like, what do these guys think they're, and we were a media and toothpick company.
What do these guys think they're doing?
Media and candles.
I don't know.
Media and your legs.
Essentially toothpicks.
What the fuck?
What are you doing?
What?
What?
The sass on this fucker.
Sorry, I don't know why I'm cussing.
I'm over cussing.
I'm just happy you're back, and I'm celebrating with bad language.
That's not what you were saying yesterday. A couple of the restaurants we ate at were really good but like there's some
restaurants in austin that if these places have michelin stars these are we deserve some over here
how many of your meals were f to t i don't know we okay actually my favorite meal and i my favorite
pasta dish is where i told you earlier the the beach side place that we did like that my favorite meal and i my favorite pasta dish is where i told you earlier the the beach side place that we did like that my favorite meal was we did a wine tasting one day and we went to this
organic farm owned by a deaf dude who was like 97 years old fat italian dude well exactly what
you want out of an italian was it big time that was an unnecessary detail he was tight we didn't
need to know his his status on. No, he was deaf.
He's painting a picture over here.
Okay, sorry, sorry.
They made us homemade pasta with the freshest pesto I've ever had.
Oh, God.
And they had a Springer Spaniel that was playing around with us.
It was the most chill sitch I've ever been in.
And that is the one meal that I will dream about long after this trip is done.
Pesto is underrated in America.
Fresh pesto is phenomenal.
You know who makes a good one?
Whole Foods.
Also Central Market.
I'm a big pesto boy.
I didn't know that.
If you get the ingredients from the farm to the table, it's better.
And it's more likely to get you a Michelin star rating.
F to T.
Right.
You get it.
I learned a little bit about Chianti Classicos.
Oh, the DOCG?
Mm-hmm.
You got to look for the rooster.
They were calling me Dr. G
because I was just slamming them down.
Is that why?
All right.
Dr. G.
Yeah, shout out to DOC docg wines and the big rooster
okay um did you go swimming in the mediterranean sally's phone did i heard about that
is it true you threw it in the mediterranean when you saw that she was dming adam levine
is it true you threw it in the mediterranean when you saw that she was dming adam levine we were so we had this real hot dude who was uh taking us around on this boat his name was luca
and uh i went i just he decided to take us to this cove to go swimming so you're also a member
of the crypts he might be and uh and so i i jump in and i say sally take a photo of me
sally takes her phone out and immediately just
dropped it directly into the water and she goes will get it i'm like sally this is gone this thing
is gone like these don't float like it's not like a leaf falling yeah it's not a leaf falling from a
tree the mediterranean sea is famously very deep we looked at luca and lu was like, do you want me to do it? That thing's done. Yeah, it's toast.
Ciao.
Ciao, cell phone.
Ciao, Bella.
Swimming in that sea is so nice.
It is.
Why is it better than any other place you go swimming?
That was like the most memorable part of my trip to Italy was swimming.
You feel more historic.
You float so easily.
There's so much salt in that sea.
It's cold, but it's like a refreshing cold.
I would like to act like it wasn't better than Lake Michigan,
but the swim that I took on our final day there
was the best swim I've ever taken.
I swam as far as they would let me to a buoy,
and I was just laying out there.
Were you Lieutenant Danning it?
He's a swimmy boy.
You guys make fun of me because I'm certified,
but if you had been certified in scuba,
you could have gone down there and got that phone, potentially.
I will never scuba dive.
Never.
There's just a fat- ass walrus swimming around with that
phone right now and just going through it and shit i don't think do they have walruses and uh
i don't know probably not dude i'm i feel like i've changed now you know all these stupid americans
out there they're all saying like oh yeah i'm gonna go to capri please dude i'm out in capri dude caprice no it's capri dude it's capri that's how you say it i love
capri dude it's so sick to anyone on the fence about going to italy do it just go do it got to
like how hot was it it was perfect dave it was perfect perfect weather perfecto yeah i i've had
already several backers reaching out regarding
the itinerary. I don't know how I'm going to, I will put the itinerary somewhere. I just don't
know how I'm going to do that as of yet. But based on how many people have reached out,
I will be doing something. So don't worry about that. Please do not reach out to me as I will
just tell you the same thing that it'll happen sometime. Only question I have is, do you have
like a recommendation for best
shrimp scampi see that's you know dave if you're gonna try to get fresh seafood it's
maybe particularly a shrimp scampi right shrimp scampi in italy if you've never had it
i don't i don't eat it over here anymore really yeah huh la conca del sogno you didn't hit you didn't do sicily did you la conca
del sogno you didn't do this no no sicily we did you'd be different we went to florence
tuscan wine country uh straight to the coast the boot didn't you do like 13 vineyards on the wine
tour or something no we had to cut it down because 13
is an insane number of we had we we had on our wine tour before the party that we had to go to
that night they gave us 17 servings of alcohol i was not nearly as drunk as you would have thought
i was actually very fine yeah look at you man yeah that's cool that's real cool all right hey
we're glad to have you back, man.
It's always good to get the whole squad back together.
See this phone right here?
I got so many photos on this that I'm like,
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What if there's a place I could easily do it?
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god bless a scumbag son of a gun yeah if we go over to the spooky barryman
fuck bash or whatever it's called and he's got like a bunch of new like
framed photos we're gonna have some questions he's got
a picasso it's just oh just a print okay i was gonna okay original picasso i'd have other kind
of questions for him at that yeah yeah you know what year picasso died like how did you acquire
like 74 1988 they're so good. 73.
Rest in peace, man.
Yeah, he's been golfing for a little bit.
Yeah, people think he was alive in the 1600s and shit.
Nah.
It always surprises me.
Mm-hmm.
He was the one that did that chapel.
The 16th one?
No, that was that Ninja Turtle. The one with the nunchucks, I think. No, the one with the nunchucks i think no the one
with the little uh what do you call that the trident things what those called the handheld
ones the psi the stars no you're thinking of the side no sided gongdom style randy's disgusted with
us right now it's a sigh it's rafael or rafael they eat too much pizza like they play too many
zocos dude they're playing a lot of
zocos that's another guy dylan i'm glad you brought that up that's something else people
don't realize is they have an exception as they're mutant turtles and they're teenagers
yeah they're teenagers do they stay teenagers do they age no they're just forever young no
but it's in turtle years it's in turtle years that they're teenagers so like one year for them
is actually like a couple days because like turtles can live forever right yeah and vacuums shots the splinter though if you find a turtle
and a dyson that thing's living forever shouts to casey jones that guy just loved every sport
he loved sports he just had every piece of equipment he like he went to play it again
and just bought one of each didn't he kind kind of look like Dan Cortez? Yeah. Yeah. I watched the Woodstock documentary.
Don't care.
Speaking of 90s.
Speaking of Dan Cortez, was he there?
No, I mean, he probably watched on the pay-per-view for $155.
The Netflix Woodstock documentary is officially better than the HBO one.
I thought so, too.
Way better interviews.
I will not watch either of them.
You should. We don't care, dude. We're're talking about this dave do you think if you were at
woodstock do you think you would have been uh setting shit on fire no i really don't
if uh 1999 dave so freshman sophomore eighth grade ish math is hard i would have been way
too much of a wimp no i would have been in hell i pee a lot
bathrooms were a disaster people were getting like fecal matter in their water it was bad
they were you should watch the doc no don't you'd hate it let's get to this dope segment
we're supposed to be getting to this one headlines headlines we're gonna do some
original headlines dude that sounds great.
Headlines, Dylan.
Headlines, Dylan.
It's time for headlines.
If you're unfamiliar with headlines, headlines is a segment where we take something that just happened in popular culture and we break it down as if we're still blogging.
He's got a staring problem right now.
No, I don't.
Why don't you come over here and we'll talk about
it he's trying to do a segment you're over here making it about you anyone have any guesses as
to what we're doing headlines for today is this about adam levine this is pronounced levine
is this about the rising cost of lunch in america
i've prepared 50 lunchflation headlines for you guys
headlines adam levine oh darn it i was uh i was up at 4 a.m this morning as i was having
trouble sleeping as i am jet lagged and all i could do was look at people retweeting funny
tweets about adam levine being an absolute idiot. Adam Levine has allegedly had an affair with a nice young lady from Austin, Texas.
A longhorn.
Hook'em.
Is Texas back?
Confirmed alum.
Her bio on Instagram says Texas alum with the hook'em horns,
and then she's wearing a Texas jersey, so I would think so, David.
The coolest thing about Texas is the Texas X's bumper sticker not sticker but the emblem I think that's one of the cooler things cooler things Quinn Ewers for example I call him
spin Ewers you can spin it you can spin it player yeah so it's Instagram model this story is much more than just adam levine having an affair
he then reached out to this young lady asking if he and his wife
can name their child after her her name is sumner
which is a move i didn't see happening i didn't know that that was in his playbook.
Very bizarre.
Psychotic.
I just don't understand how you get to the point where
he reached out to her to get clearance
to name his unborn son after her.
His mistress.
After his mistress.
Is there any...
I'm just trying to get all the facts.
Is there any possibility that
this was kind of a...
open-ish relationship?
And maybe, like, she knew it was going on?
I don't think that happened,
but I'm just wondering.
Because this is so preposterous.
It's just such a reckless move.
You're Adam Levine.
You don't think that DM is going to get out eventually?
I don't know.
Well, I guess the proof will be in the pudding in the next few days to see what his now wife noted Victoria's secret model.
Is it Bahati prinsloo she also said that uh she's she shared some screenshots with friends this is a part of the
story too and uh her friends then went and tried to sell screenshots to tabloids which is a sorry
ass move can't be doing this is why she kind of addressed it she put a tiktok together kind of explaining the whole situation uh including i think it showed a
screenshot of some of the text messages that he had sent her it's a whole mess folks anyway we
wrote some fake headlines how do you guys feel about your headlines i feel strong i could feel better about mine but i also am not that familiar with maroon 5 or adam
levine's general work and so it'll be interesting to see how this goes who anyone want to kick off
i think i have the most written out of all of us i have seven to do it i have nine i think dave's
writing them right now i i just i had some inspa if you have nine how about you just you hit lead off here all right
here's my first one and these are not ranked by if they're good or not honestly they might
get worse as they go so i apologize in advance my first one more like buffoon five
adam levine's got some explaining to do yes all right i got one okay moves like jagger uh mick wishes he had a body
like this sumner strobe revealed as adam levine mistress whoa that's kind of h have you seen her
yeah she's a babe she's a baddie all right i got one sumner just met her and by just i mean she's
been my mistress for a while says adam Adam Levine, probably. Probably.
Y'all.
Y'all.
Turns out this model's victorious secret is that she married human garbage.
God damn.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That one's not that good.
No, it is worth a look. Here we go.
A look.
Bahati.
More like Babetti.
Adam Levine cheated on her?
His wife's name is Bahati.
Right. Bahati. Right.
Bahati.
Did they meet when he performed at the Victoria's Secret show?
Shirtless.
I feel like this happens.
Met at Trader Joe's, actually.
I feel like the Victoria's Secret show was just primed for people meeting and canoodling,
hooking up.
You have to think it was one of the more aged nights of the year in Hollywood.
Canoodling's a good word.
It's done, though.
No more fashion show.
Yeah.
Low key got canceled.
Is that because of the pandemic?
Might have because...
Do you think it had anything to do
with the PR behind Les Wexner and stuff?
No.
Why?
What did he ever do?
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Breaking local hot multi-platinum musician
engaged in sex with smoking hot woman.
Don't water down how serious this is.
They just watered that down so bad.
I know, it's just a shocker.
It's crazy that-
He lays with ladies.
It's crazy that a pop star with like sleep tattoos
and shitty music like made a bad decision
and got too horny on instagram all right here's one this love has taken its toll on you uh imagine
how your wife feels that's the one that's my favorite one so far i have 500 days of sumner
adam levine saucy trist behind his wife's back. Okay. Okay. All right.
Breaking.
Pop star Adam Levine expected to create very terrible album after a fair fiasco.
That's good.
Making fun of his music.
Music stinks, baby.
UT alum caught in love triangle with pop star.
Okay, cool.
Hook him.
Shout out to Tom Herman.
You really wanted that.
Yeah, I had to play that one.
I didn't do any UT-centric headlines.
Moves like Jagger.
Wait, I didn't know he cheated on his pregnant wife.
That's my only moves like Jagger one, so we can move on.
Is Jagger ever married?
Surely.
He's got kids, right?
Did you know, here's a tie-in to your trip.
Was there a rumor that he hooked
up with the queen's sister he smashed like princess anne i think that was her she's kind of she's kind
of a bad girl i believe that they were linked they were allegedly canoodling what's her name
margaret back in the day there's anne you're thinking of anne margaret i started watching
the crown by the way that you're gonna i feel like this is not for you an entire show about a box of crayons
i'm enjoying it yeah yeah what third time it's good third time all right looks like adam levine's
got some explaining to do y'all okay we'll kind of did that one but i just wanted to say one
bahati uh yes she is why did levine step out on supermodel wife that's actually pretty good
thank you not bad i mean that's one that they could use hey dumbass your victoria's secret
model wife is pregnant not a lot of not a lot of uh you know metaphors or similes no just call
them out just kind of explaining to him, sir.
The Long Hot Sumner.
Adam Levine in the doghouse, baby.
Y'all.
All right, here we go.
Pop star Adam Levine wants to name child
after full-figured mistress.
Hey, man, that's weird.
Got him.
Song of the Sumner? Adam levine about to be singing a different tune after getting absolutely exposed why did you just do dave letterman
she will be loved and by she i mean an instagram model and not adam levine's wife
right i'll i'll piggyback on that one as I had.
More like she won't be loved.
Adam Levine cheats on his pregnant wife.
All right, here's one.
Never going to leave this bed.
Maybe you should so you can save your marriage.
You got to leave that bed.
Just get out of bed.
Yeah.
You have a wife and two kids at home and a third on the way, Adam.
That was unfortunately my last one how how big of a story is this if there's not the name the child after
the mistress angle to it nothing it's still like people are doing like whoa that's crazy man not
cool but that just takes it to a whole new level right yes yes absolutely it does yeah like there's many
names out there yeah you don't have to name you don't have to name your unborn son after your
your mistress graduated from ut in 2021 what what what are you gonna tell him when he asks like
where his name came from or when like your friends are like oh that's interesting where'd you get
that name what's what's his story you just pull up the gram what i would like to know check this out is
if at this point when he asked her if he could use her name if the wife knew about the affair
because if she did then it's extra weird right that was kind of my question poorly worded by me
but yeah like if she knew not that which i don't feel like she's a Victoria's Secret model.
She's going to do okay.
I hope she rebounds harder than Elin Norgren.
They're sticking together.
Elin did pretty well.
She did pretty well for herself. Do we know if they're sticking together?
Who?
Levine and Bahadur.
It's too early to tell.
It's too early to tell.
I don't think we've heard the end of this story. think there might be some uh some stuff i i wrote some really bad
headlines for this one if i'm being honest one of mine just says someone called the horny police
because adam levine is dumb dick dumb as fuck right now it's not even creative dick dumb is
pretty bad that's pretty good it's so bad it's good cruel cruel Sumner. Adam Levine's Instagram love interest exposes him.
You know that song, Just Thinking With My Dick?
No.
Dave knows.
And he goes, my shit, dumb.
It's kind of a bop.
My Uber driver yesterday on the way home from the airport was playing Chameleon Air.
It was a song about how a young lady looks better from the back.
Oh, wow.
It was a song about how a young lady looks better from the back.
Oh, wow.
And then he parlayed that right into a song by noted Woodstock 99 performers Limp Bizkit, My Way.
It's his way or the highway.
That's what he says.
That is what he says.
It's a pretty lit Uber ride, in my opinion.
He got five stars and a tip. Very he was a 4.99 that might be one of the highest uber ratings i've seen from a guy damn my uber rating has gone down
i'm no longer a 4.89 i'm at a 4.88 which means that yeah i've been on my bullshit damn that's
bad boy shit dude i'm sure this didn't apply because you were kind of in the country, but do they have Uber in Italy?
They do.
They do.
Luckily for us, our hotel had a nice little shuttle situation.
And also, people were just renting cars over there.
I'm not confident enough in my driving to drive in Italy, even though you do drive on the same side of the street there as you do here.
Kind of rattled my cage when I realized that. Yeah. Also they, they drive very,
very aggressively. They do. It's they're, they're riding the car in front of his ass. I don't understand how there aren't more broken ankles in every single city in Italy based on how close the
cars get to the pedestrians. The stop signs are more of like a suggestion oh i rolled
through a stop sign today i think because i was like used to never stopping when sitting in a
vehicle i wish people drove in the united states like they do in italy that's why that's why bad
boy shit they don't really uh ride don't stoppers over there because they never stop right so the
rims there's no point they're gonna keep spinning regardless oh that say that could actually save
you a lot of money on your on your upgrades u.s
is full of scared timid drivers and i hate it yeah i i don't think i'll ever complain about
austin traffic ever again though after seeing how people drive in florence it was insane
man i had a moment today where the car in front of me was kind of driving a little erratically
and like they got over this is where i'm getting onto lamar and i look over you know
i wasn't gonna like say anything or flip them off but i was just like who's doing this it was an old
lady yeah i was like god damn it i do that i tear around somebody not to not to do anything or say
anything but just to see if i was gonna get mad who i'd be getting mad at like are you on your
phone no it turns out it's just a elderly person. I felt like a jerk.
Getting rear-ended is how I've stayed young so long.
Jeez, this guy.
Come on.
I'm saying, I'm not.
You've had too much grappa.
I only had one grappa.
Did you like it?
I did.
It was interesting.
How much limoncello did you have?
A fair amount.
I didn't overdo the limoncello.
Oh, I did.
After the dinner at the wedding, they had a bar that was straight up just aperitifs.
And one of the guys I was with and I decided just to stand at that bar and try every single one of them.
It's a fun move.
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Did you guys see this new iOS?
Did you guys already talk about it? it nope we haven't talked about it
uh last night when i got home when i was when i was over there i was getting screenshots from
people that were like yo look at my new background this is swag mine's mine's dope
little weird that brett's background is a picture of dylan no that's cool man um is it still
oh wow look at you guys yeah it's cute cute see dude i went i went the oppo
direction and i took him i took that behind a mountain dude okay that's yeah you know that
you know i'm on my background grind right now yeah dog is that italy
yeah mine's not as good what is yours do you even have a new iOS dog? I think I've got the new iOS.
Do I?
I don't know. You're a small baller, dude.
All right, Dylan.
You've been complaining for years about not being able to mark texts as unread.
Since you downloaded this, how many texts have you marked as unread?
Wait, you can't mark texts unread.
Try it, dude.
Wait, I knew that you could unsend a text.
Go to your text messages right now swipe one over to the uh the right show me what happens show me what happens oh wow
see you're not even i didn't even know that yeah like see you're not even excited about this that
is so huge much like big weather just does a bunch of stuff. And like Big Weather the other day,
they put a hundred degree temperatures in Texas
and now it's all going down from here.
I checked to see if I could do it.
So I swept right and it had the same options as it before.
So I didn't know that you could swipe left on a text now.
That's amazing.
I'm going to use the shit out of that.
Are we all-
Must be nice.
Are people a little too obsessed with the new iOS solely
because the the
time is covered up by like people's heads in a background yeah it's awesome i just think maybe
we're going a little too far with this maybe it's fun it's fun for now though yeah i have not
updated mine i saw it's in the hopper what iphone do you have dave grow up dude 13 i don't know what you you said that as if i know you got
the he's on that 13 yeah i've got the 13 pro so after sally dropped her phone in the in the sea
uh she realized that she had already bought a new phone with the exchange program so she no longer
had a phone to exchange for the phone that she had uh coming her way Not the most convenient scenario.
No.
I bet it was killing her.
Y'all should get a team out there to find that phone.
How much was she on your phone?
Not that much.
I told her about an hour before.
I said, you're spending a lot of time on your phone for being on a boat right now in Italy.
You should get off of that.
And she did
it's cool to disconnect
it was really inconvenient
considering how much
she does for our travel plans
and how little planning I do
so she did need to be
on my phone
was this before
or after the wedding?
after
before would have been
she would have
she would have been
at an Apple store
the nearest Apple store
to wherever
there's an Apple store
in Tuscany surely Florence has one right right i don't know yeah they have to right
yeah it's very americanized yeah most people speak english there yeah florence had a lot of
you know tech machines
get it florence in the machine oh no that one yeah yeah very cool it's good though yeah i'm
sorry very sick i'm sorry yeah you should be fuck you guys no the ios is sick that's a new one no
what there's nothing different there's nothing different the background is different marking
text unread which i found out about one minute ago was awesome so can you edit text if i send
you a text that says like, hey, bitch boy,
and you're like,
hey, there's cyber bullying me again,
then I can change it back
and be like,
hey, King, I love you.
I don't know, man.
All right, Dylan,
I'm going to send you
a text right now
and then I'm going to edit
that text after I send it.
I've deleted a text.
I haven't tried to edit one yet.
This is big for me
because I've famously
gotten worse at texting.
We'll just say,
if you're in a group chat with me,
you see me have to adjust with an asterisk a number of text messages let's see
oh you can you can edit this is riveting dylan yeah i just i just i just hit you with that edit
that's awesome i'm gonna start talking shit to my boys more it notifies the uh receiver that it's been edited it's like when you edit a post
on reddit or the forums don sure dude whatever yeah maybe i just don't care about it because
like i use whatsapp now now that i'm just european as you know is that big over there
oh it's all they do it's all they do why because i don't know stupid it doesn't make any sense
oh it's encrypted.
Shut up.
What does that even mean?
No one knows.
It means you're on your Web 2 shit, Dylan.
Step your game up, man.
You're a fucking small baller on that.
You wouldn't know Web 3 if it smacked you in your face.
Okay.
You wouldn't.
Dude, I heard Dylan denies cookies.
Dude, they call me the cookie monster.
No, they don't, dude.
They're just not even enabled.
You guys want some cookies?
That's every website.
Dylan denies climate change, denies cookies.
I heard you don't think the queen's dead.
Have you seen her body?
Is she lying in state?
Is it good?
I don't know. They don't have states over there counties and stuff four four days to see to pay their respects yeah didn't david beckham wait like 12 hours and he
was dripping he should have pulled that david beckham card dressed he dressed like david beckham
yeah if i'm david beckham uh i'm just telling everyone like hey there's a sir in front of my
name so i'm probably just gonna roll into the just telling everyone like, Hey, there's a sir in front of my name. So I'm probably just going to roll into the,
wherever it is and check her out.
It's like when,
it's like when Cliff Kingsbury waited in line at the barstool Superbowl
party.
Brett tells us that story all the time.
He loves waiting in there.
It's like,
dude,
you're Cliff dude.
Come on.
He loves that story.
That makes me like Cliff Kingsbury so much more because it takes a very
special head coach of a very good football team
to to just say you know what I'm gonna cue don't say cue to be fair I'm European now dude
huh did you say QAnon no the Cardinals oh okay are the Cardinals any good
uh yeah it's hard to say took a rather miraculous comeback to uh avoid oh and two but
should i have more of that on too much dip should i watch the nfl this year
yeah the lions are one and one they're fun through two games i've seen zero snaps the only the only
football i've seen this year in terms of professional football was
last night at dinner when monday night football was on did you get to follow the texas game at
all texas bama so we were sitting at dinner and we said we weren't going to try to find the game
anywhere we're sitting at dinner sally pulled out her phone and she saw that we were winning and
suddenly the dinner took a huge turn and we couldn't stop looking at our phones, but we couldn't watch anything over there.
YouTube TV doesn't work.
I didn't feel like sitting there in a restaurant trying to find, you know,
some sketchy stream and you know how it's going to end.
Like you knew that they scored too early and it was all going to go downhill.
And the meltdowns that were happening in every group text I was in was truly,
truly like hilarious.
You know what I've said?
Played well, man.
You're not going to be Bama with field goals. And you know what i've said played well man you're not
gonna be bamal of field goals and you know that better than anybody you've been following the
team trust me if you're trying to beat bama you better bring your a game yeah quinn doesn't go
down tech it's texas in a row i don't okay yeah if if some butts were cherries and nuts
we'd all be eating good.
He should have just gone to the back, popped a perk,
and taken a shot like Drew Brees said.
I don't know if perk was a thing.
Does Kendrick Perkins even have any eligibility at this point?
That's different.
That'd be tight, though.
Dylan's already ready to be done with it.
We haven't been here an hour.
No, I'm good.
Checked out Dylan has arrived.
No, I'm good for another two minutes or so.
Dylan's calling for the Taz.
Shut up, dude.
Getting him with that Micah.
I'm such American trash.
I'm so bad at tapping the card on the machines over there.
You're not a good tapper.
I'm not a good one, dude.
It only works like 60% of the time.
Dude, I'm so bad at it.
I was watching other tables, and they're like doing trick shots when they're doing it.
I'm terrible.
Do you try to press it down like that's going to matter?
I'm terrible at it, too, man.
The waiters looked at me like, you're an idiot.
You just hold it up to the thing, dog.
Dude, it's so hard.
All right.
I don't know how to do it.
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i want you to as well i know it's too early dylan but what are you getting into this weekend
well haven't made plans yet no actually, actually, we made plans yesterday.
Wow.
Friday, I'll do a little staycation with Bae.
One night, staycation.
Commodore Perry.
Commodore.
Commodore.
Whatever.
Got dinner there Friday night at the hotel.
I've heard great things.
Don't even know where it is
In Austin
It's next to some
Random golf course
That's only nine holes
I don't know what the name
Of the golf course is
Hancock?
Dylan, chill out
Hancock
Not talking about a mob
Yeah
Yeah, so I'm excited about that
Do people play Hancock?
It's only nine holes, dude
Not really
It's in a cool
It stinks, baby
It's in a cool part of town
Well, as a guy who
As a fellow handicap keeper, Dave,
you don't want to go play a nine-hole course.
That's fair.
Whereas Dylan, he can probably just go do that.
Saturday, Texas plays a little team from Lubbock, Texas.
In Lubbock, Texas, Texas Tech.
I don't know if you've heard about this team.
Texas will play them at 2.30.
You plan on watching that?
We'll be there live, Dylan and I, 93.3, the Sports Animal.
Chimmy's, live.
Chimmy's.
6.30.
I'll go.
Post game.
If you guys go, I'll go.
I'm not going.
I'm in.
I'm not going to Lubbock.
It's four and a half hours.
I have to buy boots if we're going, though.
Square toe.
No, it's longer than four and a half.
Somebody made that drive quite frequently. I think I i'm going to the fort worth rodeo this year
i think i'm gonna buy boots for it with the fur not with the fur you definitely should don't buy
like echo boots buy some like justin's i'm getting moon boots okay that's all i really have man get
some yeezy sunglasses don't you're saying that as if that's like not like anything like a staycation
that's nice no i'm i'm very excited but like that's friday saturday uh and sunday i'm i'm pretty
open is just watching some football hopefully the hornets take care of business quinn might be
playing what time's that game back up versus backup dentist dentist time really dentist time
huh might have to check my schedule make sure i don't have any appointments but yeah
i would love to i need to go find some i need to to go get some Texas drip. You want to link up with your boy
and watch that game? Maybe.
Maybe.
Lubbock's a dangerous place to play a football game.
Tortillas
flying everywhere. I saw Chris Sims lose there.
A lot of guys are filling up before
the game, I hear. Ripped up the bleachers.
Passed them around. It's kind of funny.
Anyway. That's cool.
I got really nothing nothing i got no plans
yet i'm working on some things behind the scenes but we'll see we'll see how it goes um
so maybe we'll link that's my really fun weekend on tuesday did you crush that thank you yeah uh
for your boy it's just kind of you know i'm still trying to get the pieces together after being gone for so long so i think i'm going to lay relatively low i would not hate to watch some
american football this weekend if anyone wants to watch some american football with me uh i do have
a birthday party that i'll be going to for a one-year-old on saturday you should bring barrett
yeah yeah so i'm gonna see if barrett wants to go join on that as he He loves those. Yeah, yeah. So I'm going to see if Barrett wants to go join in on that as he absolutely loves those. I'm actually kind of
excited for it. What time is it at?
I think it's early.
I think I'll be done in time to go have
maybe a brew dog or two.
But I only drink Chianti Classicos.
No sulfites in the
wine so you don't get hung over.
So doing
that and yeah, I think I might just start
binging some television, Daveave i got a lot of
television to keep catch up on you have not watched the bear correct no i have watched you have watched
i finished the bear before you started watching the bear what were you going to watch on the plane
i was going to watch industry on the plane i had several episodes downloaded and somehow i got
logged out of my app and i was forced to read a book. Luckily, that book has a Hulu series.
So I will be watching that Hulu series this week and I will be commenting on it.
It's the first book.
It's the first fiction book I've read front to back in maybe 15 years.
The last book I read before that was three years ago by noted dude who gave his company away, Yvon Chouinard from Patagonia.
Hmm.
I heard
Dylan was pronouncing his name on the podcast
the other day, Ivan Chewy Nerd.
He is a nerd.
I don't know
who he is. He's probably fine.
I think he's worth more than you. Not anymore?
Not anymore?
He still
doesn't really
like the whole billionaire thing man it's just like
no you know how i know he was legit because when he was doing it when he talked about it he said
he's not like the other billionaires driving lexuses and stuff i want to be like dude yvonne
billionaires start driving lexuses yeah that's what like sorority girls at smu drive yeah that's
what sally drove yeah he's like a billionaire but not one that was ever linked to
jeffrey epstein like yvonne chenard probably knows how much uh a gallon of milk costs
which is how i like my billionaires yeah probably affected by lunchflation should we consider giving
our company away to maybe uh oh you're just doing it to avoid the taxes an interest group so maybe what would we do
save muni yeah yeah yeah hey episode man shut up man hey we got small biz september
oh yeah every september we like to do a little something for the backers. Thank you to Brett out there.
He's out in the office right now who has been coordinating this over the last few years.
But Small Business September is our chance to give back to the people who support us.
And this week, we have our friends over at Petite Dental and Orthodontics.
Smile is the limit, baby.
This one comes from our friend and frequent meetup guy pickleball adam
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Ooh, that ship sailed for us.
Do you like this?
Just put me on blast.
Well, okay.
Fritz does love holding the toothbrush in his mouth
and letting it vibrate.
He just starts giggling.
It's the cutest thing in the world.
He has a vibrating toothbrush?
Yeah, we got an electric,
John.
Did not know
they made those for kids.
Wow.
It's a training toothbrush.
Oh.
I think the only reason
it vibrates is because
it kind of gets
them more interested.
Reg doesn't even brush.
He just kind of likes
to walk around with it
like it's a toothpick
hanging out of his mouth.
And he tried to take it away
like relieving.
He gets mad.
Tone,
it's a toothpick from the future.
A lot of money, Tone.
I'm telling you.
It's the future, T.
We could wash a lot of money through Petit Dental.
These kids, they got teeth.
Hey, T.
I think the kid's onto something.
It's a good thing t it was so it was so hard not to do like sopranos bits
and stuff whenever i would talk to like an italian dude i loved it's like i just want to do this but
yeah you still like racist did you go like so like in the mafia yeah like dude is it like
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old school listener he's i think he's doing his residency out there but he's
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one point he was not great aesthetic on this dude really great Really? Great aesthetic. That's huge. I said aesthetic, not ass. Right.
Let that ass thick, though.
I don't know if Seth has got a thick ass or not. He might.
Should we get out of here?
Yeah.
Time to go.
All right, guys.
It's been fun.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye. We'll see you next time.