Circling Back - Backyard Volleyball & Addison Rae

Episode Date: July 12, 2021

This is either good news or bad news, but yes, Will is back in the saddle after a week on vacation. Together, we recap our Weekends in Fun, discuss the USGA handicap system, Dave's dive into the Fast ...& Furious franchise, Addison Rae's big Twitter weekend, backyard volleyball, and more. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on YouTube: www.youtube.com/washedmedia Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (15:17) Recapping This Weekend in Fun (37:30) Minor Announcement Alert (48:40) Addison Rae (1:05:05) Will Circles Back Support This Episode’s Sponsors Vizzy: www.vizzyhardseltzer.com/washed Stamps: www.stamps.com (CIRCLINGBACK for 4-week trial, free postage, and digital scale) Quip: www.getquip.com/circlingback5 ($5 off a Mouthwash Starter Kit) Honey: www.joinhoney.com/circlingback (save money, stimulate the economy) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 All right, we're back. Circling Back Podcast presented by Busy Hard Seltzer, the only hard seltzer with vitamin C and superfood acerola. My name's Will DeFries to my right, David, that boy rough. I can't stop watching this clip of Billy Zane on the beach in blazer and khakis. I forgot about Billy Zane. How did you forget about Billy Zane? I guess because he hasn't really done a ton, to my knowledge.
Starting point is 00:00:41 Because he was in Titanic. That's all he used to do. He was in Sniper with Tom Barringer I guess he did Titanic oh he had a cameo in Zoolander but man he has kind of
Starting point is 00:00:51 let it rip his beer gut's impressive I'm not shaming him but yeah the cat he's wearing the little newsboy cap and he's just got
Starting point is 00:00:59 like a blazer on well dude we're about to be per his IMDB we're about to be absolutely feasting on Billy Zane content
Starting point is 00:01:05 because he's got... What's next? He's got four movies in post-production, one filming. No, two filming, I'm sorry. And then two in pre-production. Is that why he wore a blazer to the beach so people will start talking about him again? I mean, what are the chances that he's just doing a movie right now?
Starting point is 00:01:21 Dude, he's got four in post. Did you hear him? Yeah, that means post-production. He's got a few in pre as well, Dylan. Very cool for Billy Zane. Big Billy Zane. Billy Z guy over here. Give me the best title on your opinion. Which movie is going to be the best of the new ones?
Starting point is 00:01:40 I would either say, of the new ones, I would either say The Cuisine War. Okay. Probably food-related. He's playing Marlon Brando in a movie called Waltzing with Brando. I could fuck with that. Is that a biopic or a biopic? Hard to say. Literally.
Starting point is 00:01:58 Right. Not sure. He's also got one called The Greek Job, which I don't know if that's... That might be a prequel to The Greek Free. How did you not get that role? He's just sl one called The Greek Job, which I don't know if that's – that might be a prequel to The Greek Freak. How did you not get that role? He's just slinging euros. Dave, you're the one who's always like, man, they call me The Greek Freak. They do.
Starting point is 00:02:11 It's crazy. I was over there and – Yeah, we know. So you never had a Greek job? Other than just being The Greek Freak for that few days I was in Santorini now. When you go over there, do they like hit you up like, hey, we got a job for you? They're like, hey, he's back. So Dylan didn't realize this, but when he was in Greece.
Starting point is 00:02:28 It's like when Omar's walking the streets of Baltimore. You watch The Wire. It's nothing like that. They're like, Omar, here come Omar. Yeah, so we had some backers that were actually in Greece at the same time as Dylan, and they sent me a photo of Dylan at a restaurant ordering food, and he ordered a gyro. Come on, Dylan. That's not true. There's's video i have video evidence from our greek followers out there really is that something they eat over there like for real or is
Starting point is 00:02:53 that like an american version of it let's ask the greek freak himself yeah why don't you go ahead and tell us dylan chivery in the building it hard to say i didn't see it on the menu over there but i was in a pretty uh you know vacation spot. I don't know, man. That's where you expect the Euros to turn up. Turn up. Okay. I don't think sandwiches are turning up. Did you even go to Greece?
Starting point is 00:03:16 Man, have you seen pics? What if you were just in Italy the entire time and you thought you went to Greece? Is that possible? I don't think I would confuse that. They're different countries. I don't know. What I wouldn't give right now to be back in Fidenz. Celebrating with that Arganzi. Dude, Will's never even been on the Mediterranean.
Starting point is 00:03:30 Can you believe that? How embarrassing for him. What are you doing? Dude, talk to me in September. What are you doing? Talk to me late September 2022, and that'll all change. Just talk to me then. Okay, I will set my reminder.
Starting point is 00:03:42 Thank you. Hey, welcome back, Will. Wow, thank you, guys. It's really great to be here. Let me be the first. Yep. Went 10 days away from you guys. I walk in here excited to see you.
Starting point is 00:03:51 I haven't seen you in, I don't know, 10 days. And you call me a bitch within five seconds. I'll be walking in the door. Dylan, you can't get mad about that. You literally walked in. And I had gifts for you guys. You call me a name literally every single time that you walk into the studio. I brought you all some heat from Roebuck.
Starting point is 00:04:04 Did they send us? Shout out to Roebuck. Backer 20. You're not Santa Claus over here. Yeah, you walk into the studio. I brought you all some heat from Robeck. They sent us. Shout out to Robeck. Backer 20. You're not Santa Claus over here. Yeah, you didn't gift it. I'm the hoodie. You're an elf. I'm the hoodie Santa Claus.
Starting point is 00:04:12 You're the middle man. You're the elf of Robeck. Elves are just middlemen. And you are an elf, sir. I could have kept all four hoodies for myself, but instead I brought them in here. That would be wasteful. I don't know what you would do with numerous sizes of the exact same hoodie.
Starting point is 00:04:24 Well, just to keep them out of your greedy little hands. You didn't have to bring my little hands into this. They're normal size. Anyway, welcome back, man. Yeah, dude, thank you. It feels really good to be here. You're super rude to me. Really excited.
Starting point is 00:04:35 When did you get back? Late Saturday night. As you will learn in the recapping this weekend in fun, I did not bop with the boys on Saturday night. We did the pro move with the boys on Saturday night. So, yeah. We did the pro move of getting back on a Saturday so that you have Sunday to really just decompress and get your life together. That's a vet move.
Starting point is 00:04:52 Yeah, and so what we did with that was we just caught up on every episode of Love Island, UK and USA. No cap? Yeah, so tomorrow's episode of Circling Batch is actually just going to be one big Love Island thing. Don't look at me after you say that. You you're testing out stuff you're looking at me there's a world where next time this time of year we're doing love island recaps and no more bachelor someone acts up you know what in paradise you know what over guess what violent on like
Starting point is 00:05:19 like eight nights a week though yeah but we're the podcast that's built different so we'll just do eight podcasts a week guess what will what uh we might not be the only people out on the bachelor because i may have ran into someone from uh the bachelor franchise on saturday night for a brief minute are they a friend of the pod i mean yes they are and i said hello to this person and we talked for like 30 seconds and i always like hey we gotta have you on to talk about and this person doesn't sound like this person's really watching she or he i don't i'm not gonna say i wouldn't tell tales out of school doing do this person at one point receive a very wrinkled shirt out of micah's maybe okay maybe cool. This person might have thought I was just a fan of the show when I approached. Oh, she didn't remember.
Starting point is 00:06:10 There was not a – Well, you didn't have a mustache. I was not recognized by this person. You didn't have a mustache. He or she did not recognize me. Did you have to remind them who you were? I said, yeah, you did the pod. And this person was like, oh, my God, and may have asked if we're still doing it.
Starting point is 00:06:23 And I was like, yeah, my God. And may have asked if we're still doing it. And I was like, yeah, kind of. You are. Oh, so she or he is definitely not a listener of this program. She's following along very closely. You'd love to see that. And that's okay. That's okay. You know what?
Starting point is 00:06:36 We welcome back people who maybe have left the fold for a little bit. We're very welcoming. We do have a loose connection to a certain lady who was on Love Island USA last year, so maybe we can just start making switches. Who's the connection? An old intern of ours at Grand X. I saw that intern crossing the street. Randy, you were there. We're just talking
Starting point is 00:06:56 very vaguely about a lot of people right now. We are. That's fine. Man, can we get some announces out of the way? It's been a minute since I got to do this. Announces, you say. Or announces. Whatever you want to call it.
Starting point is 00:07:10 Just get to them, man. How about that? Dude, first and foremost, Circling Back Pod, watch me to go follow. Leave a review and five-star rating. I've been tracking the reviews pretty hard lately. Maybe on Wednesday we'll get some readings done. But honestly, if you want yours read on air, go leave a review right now. Imagine not leaving a review at this point.
Starting point is 00:07:25 It's just selfish of you if you haven't. It's like giving us a tattoo. It's like we receive it and we can never get rid of it. It's just sitting on our feet. It hurts no one. It stimulates the listens. It does. It stimulates the listens.
Starting point is 00:07:39 It hurts nobody. Go tell a friend about the podcast. Go to YouTube.com slash Wash Media and watch the podcast. Go to Wash Media.shop and shop for the podcast. Go to youtube.com slash washmedia and watch the podcast. Go to washmedia.shop and shop for the podcast. Wow. Most importantly, though, go to patreon.com slash tricklingbackpodcast. We're doing Bachelorette tomorrow. Voicemails on Thursday.
Starting point is 00:07:56 And the biggest announcement we have, I assume you guys already made this announcement, right? We had a major announcement alert on, when was it? Wednesday. Wednesday. Wednesday. Thank you. Saturday, July 31st at Eisenhower's on Rainy Street in Austin, Texas at 3 p.m. We have a listener meetup.
Starting point is 00:08:13 It's our first listener meetup since the worldwide global pandemic. I personally am very excited. I didn't know we were doing it at 3 p.m. I guess I'll have to just catch the scrimmage, the preseason scrimmage for Manchester United later that day. They'll have it on. I talked to Mike. Perfect.
Starting point is 00:08:27 Can we just have it lads themed? No, it's flirty casual. We've already announced it. Sorry. Okay. Maybe I'll dress Brevcore. According to the response we've gotten on social media about the backroom meetup, again, July 31st, Eisenhower's, 3 o'clock. People are showing up.
Starting point is 00:08:45 It's going to be like the running of the bulls. People are showing up. With the boys and the girls. I was worried I was going to have to crash my own house party because nobody came, but it doesn't look like that's going to be the case. Oh, everyone's coming, baby. It would be a funny bit if all the listeners banded together and no one showed up. You know, that's like, I think anytime we do anything,
Starting point is 00:09:01 I honestly believe that no one's going to show up. Yeah. I thought that was the Dallas one last time. I didn't move for seven hours. I thought we were going to walk in there and it would be like two dudes. It's like, what's up, man? Hey. Hey, man, you want to just get real fucked up?
Starting point is 00:09:12 The seven-footer who listens, I've been told, will be in attendance. So I'll get a chance to talk shit to him or something. I don't know. I probably won't talk shit to him because he's seven feet. Yeah. I kind of have a hard and fast rule that if you're over six foot, I don't know, six, I don't talk shit to you. Wow. Six foot six.
Starting point is 00:09:31 That's just how I – that's just what I do. So for me, it's probably like six four. I'm built different though, so like I'll probably say something. This is the dude who you said you could ball out on? Maybe. I don't really recall how that went down. You did. You said you'd score on him.
Starting point is 00:09:42 You said you'd score at least – I would score on him. I don't know if you would. Are we You did. You said you'd score on him. You said you'd score at least. I would score on him. I don't know if you would. Are we going to have drink specials there or what? Are we going to have L. Dave's on deck? We've been promised Vizzy's. Oh, I mean, yeah. By Mike.
Starting point is 00:09:55 Yeah. I might just bring my own cooler and just post up. It's not BYO Vizzy's. Hey, if you're going to show up to this, you better be on your flirty-est. That's all I'm saying. I already know what I'm wearing. It's a certain camp collar shirt that you guys have heard a lot about. If I have to hear more about this fucking camp collar.
Starting point is 00:10:11 Dude, go get one. Do you guys want a mat? That would be the ultimate flex if you got the shirt and showed up before me. Dylan, you don't even have a camp collar shirt, do you? I have swag, so I'm not going to... Hold on. You're wearing regular collars? Kind of sounds like you haven't been listening to Club Cool, man.
Starting point is 00:10:24 Are camp collars in? Oh, my God. Just move on. I need to talk to Barrett. I don't know if Barrett's in on camp collars, if I'm being honest. He is. He is? Because when I asked him earlier in the year, I was like, hey, man, I need some new summer
Starting point is 00:10:36 flirty fits. Can you send me some dope sites that have good shirt selections this year? I've heard it's the year of the mock turtle. I mean, mock turtles have never gone out of style. Probably not going to wear that to the day party at Eisenhower's in Austin, Texas. We'll see about it. We'll see about it. I don't know if you should.
Starting point is 00:10:54 If I come in smelling like gold bonded so I don't sweat through all my clothes, it's not cocaine on my sleeve. It's just a bunch of gold bond. You could just rock road back or 20 for 20% off. That's true. That's true. That's true. Maybe I'll cut the sleeves off my tie-dye sweatshirt. They have some flirty patterns.
Starting point is 00:11:10 Dude, the hoodies that you middleman for us, are they not flirty? They're very flirty. Uh-huh. Like, you're the Roebuck mule. He's a smurf. Yeah, you are. You just smuggled those in here. Smurf me, daddy.
Starting point is 00:11:22 All right. I don't know if you know what this actually means. I don't. I know what a mule is, though. Smurf me, Daddy. All right. I don't know if you know what this actually means. I don't. I know what a mule is, though. I'm not going to smurf you. Smurf me, Daddy. Next on your prestige television journey should be Breaking Bad. I've watched Breaking Bad, David.
Starting point is 00:11:38 Doesn't sound like you. Hey, I have one episode of The Wire left. Like, the finale. You know what? They call that the finale. The finale. If you have not. They call that the finale. The finale. If you have not watched Mash the Button twice,
Starting point is 00:11:49 so you are operating in a post-Omar Wire world. I am, unfortunately. Didn't see that coming, did you? Not like that, at least. No. And he deserved it. He deserved a better one.
Starting point is 00:12:03 I'll say it. That's the thing about it, though. Anybody can get it from anywhere. What a character. All right. Omar coming. Hey, here come Omar. Dude, Omar's just trying to bust, trying to calm all the time.
Starting point is 00:12:15 All right. You go, Will. Will just covered his ears, folks. I think I'm going to start watching. You should do the bit where you listen to Matchbox 20 while we're talking about a show you haven't watched. Remember that? We did that once. Yeah, I forgot. That was Game of Thrones. I just listen to matchbox 20 while we're talking about a show you haven't watched and remember that we did that one yeah i forgot that was a game of thrones i just listened to matchbox 20 the entire time why matchbox 20 dude i'm kind of low-key closer than ever to watching game of thrones if i'm being honest really thomas i don't know why
Starting point is 00:12:35 i think i'm looking to get into a series because like i'm watching so much love island at this point that my brain is just straight up rotting and so i think i need to actually find like a prestige series to watch but my buddy uh when i was in Michigan, kind of flirted about maybe watching, starting The Wire. And so now I'm kind of thinking to myself, is it now the time? You're not good enough friends with me to watch The Wire. I don't think you'd actually text me about it all the time, whereas he will. What's your problem, dude?
Starting point is 00:12:57 It's kind of your problem, dude. I'm texting you all the time and you never respond. I got to take this phone in. I don't know. I don't know what's going on. You have to. I'm missing so much action from you guys. Should we do this recap this weekend in fun presented by Honey?
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Starting point is 00:14:00 Here's a little gift just for being you. I heard some people. I heard some booty chatter talking about whether or not this slows down your browser. And I can confirm, it does not slow it down at all. No. If anything, you forget that it's there. Sometimes I'm like, oh, shoot, do I not have Honey installed on this browser? Of course I do, though, because I'm saving. Dylan's the guy who has, like, 18 tabs open at one time.
Starting point is 00:14:19 Okay. I feel like 18's, like, not that many. Dude, at Grand X, what we were, Grand X, we had all the tabs. Dylan just has a pile of PNGs on his desktop. Once the tabs start shrinking down to fit them all in, that's when I start to X them out. Oh, yeah. I don't even let myself get close.
Starting point is 00:14:37 I can't handle that. I'm max six. And to be clear, Honey is not a tab. No. It's a browser extension. It's a plug-in or something. What is it? Plug-in?
Starting point is 00:14:45 Extension? I call it a plug-in plug. I don't know the difference between a plug-in and an extension. No. It's a browser extension. It's a plug-in or something. What is it? Plug-in? Extension? I call it a plug-in plug. I don't know the difference between a plug-in and an extension, but I think that they have similar functionality. It hurts nobody. But this one saves you money unlike the other ones that might do stuff, like not save you money. Mm-hmm.
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Starting point is 00:15:18 Thank you for asking, Will. I had a pretty exciting weekend. Well, Friday I did absolutely nothing, and it was everything I thought it could be and more. Didn't have parks. You just sat on your couch in silence? Didn't see Bay. I just had a night to myself. I may have dropped into her dance with the boys for a bit.
Starting point is 00:15:34 I had a really relaxing, great evening. It was fantastic. Saturday, I linked and I mobbed a little bit at Dave and Brett at Carve. Carve. Carve. Austin's hottest new meat place. We got some cocktails. Damn, I didn't catch that Carve invite.
Starting point is 00:15:51 You weren't in town. You were in Michigan. Fuck. You're leaving out something. I got back at 6 o'clock on Saturday. He's leaving something out. What? You ratioed well.
Starting point is 00:16:01 I found it to be a little disrespectful. We're not there yet. We're not there yet. We're not there yet. We found the line and then it got crossed. Yeah, it was a little far from my liking. From Carve, we went to Little Woodrow's on 6th Street to watch the Conor McGregor-Dustin Poirier fight. Had a really good time.
Starting point is 00:16:18 Check out too much dip. Check out too much dip. Conor snapped his ankle. I don't know if you saw. Well, I saw it the next morning because I fell asleep before the fight. Right about the time the fight was ending, I decided to respond to a Will tweet, and I just ratioed the shit out of it. Oh, it was at night?
Starting point is 00:16:34 Oh, I didn't realize that. I barely remember even sending the tweet. You know you were going to leave before the Conor fight. You told me you were going. I just envisioned a mad rush for Ubers, and ubers are not very plentiful right what's that uber game look like after the connor fight i went to another bar with randy and jaybone i got super lucky i got i got right when i saw his ankle snapped i ordered an uber it's like this fight's over i'm out of here it wasn't hard to get an uber because people who are out on west
Starting point is 00:16:58 six they're not going home after the fight they're going to like dirty bills but i'm 37. yeah i'm like i'm out of here. You're built different. You're older. You're significantly older. Dude, sorry I had a ratio. You like that, man? Talking about today's little whiskey girl. It's okay.
Starting point is 00:17:12 And then you pointed out. You doubled down by pointing out the ratio. Oh, I had a ratio of sans dim or something. I probably muted the conversation or something. Nah, dude, you didn't respond at all. Were you just too embarrassed? Maybe I'm not receiving your tweets. Do I have you muted low-key? Dude, did Dylan get shadow banned?
Starting point is 00:17:29 Stop. He got TFM shadow banned. Stop. Then he quit. Guess what I did when I got home from the bar? Drop. I don't know if I want to know. You don't want our guesses.
Starting point is 00:17:39 I decided to watch the finale of The Wire. I got 15 minutes in. I was like, what are you doing, Dylan? Just go to sleep, you dumbass. So I turned it off. I didn't remember it. I didn't remember what I watched. It was so stupid.
Starting point is 00:17:51 Because you were bopping with the boys. I was so aged to watch it, though. So I had to just dig in. Anyway. Yeah, that's when you want to watch Sober. It's an emotional finale. Rollercoaster. Tonight, my TV's already spoken for, so I guess it won't be tonight either.
Starting point is 00:18:07 Online. Online. Do I need to watch last week's episode? Can someone just give me a three-sentence synopsis of last week's Bachelor so I don't have to watch it? I don't even remember what happened. Hunter went a little loco. He's trying to villainize himself. Okay.
Starting point is 00:18:23 I saw some Hunter chatter on the television. Hunter went a little loco. He's trying to villainize himself. Okay. I saw some Hunter chatter on the Twitter. Not making light of this, but most of Twitter was pretty hard on Hunter because he was just an absolute psycho on this date. I mean, he was going all out. I kind of respect it.
Starting point is 00:18:37 And then Katie was watching it live, obviously, and dropped the, you guys are being a little hard on Hunter. You guys probably don't know this, but he has Tourette's. Okay. And it's like, all right, fuck. Okay. You guys are being a little hard on Hunter You guys probably don't know this But he has Tourette's Okay And it's like alright Fuck But It's like we were really getting on to him
Starting point is 00:18:54 Because of what he was saying It was just more that he was Acting like a wild man You can be Tourette's And also still be a dickhead Right? I heard you are a wild man Right Yeah you can I think those two things are
Starting point is 00:19:07 separate yeah mutually exclusive or no mutually exclusive good friend of the pod tim howard a great guy terrence has guess what awesome dude former uh my favorite dallas star of all time darian hatcher former red wing great as well well I did not know he had Tourette's. Yeah. Or he has a twitch. They would show him on the bench and he'd be doing a thing. I don't know if that's technically Tourette's, and I apologize if we're getting any of this. He's twitched up, man.
Starting point is 00:19:34 It's tight. Okay. It's not the same thing at all. I don't think that's the same. He is twitched up, though. He's a world-class athlete. Back there, dude, you cross that blue line you're in trouble fast twitch muscle fibers well we do have news about patreon on friday or i'm sorry tomorrow
Starting point is 00:19:51 bachelorette it might be a salgal episode holy she's not replacing dave like like previous people have begged for right but everyone literally everyone i talked to yeah but there are rumors that she might be in the fourth chair tomorrow. Damn. We're going four mics deep tomorrow? Deep. That's sick. Deep. I don't know if he actually had Tourette's.
Starting point is 00:20:11 He has like a nervous tick, so I apologize. I think you're safe here, Dave. Yeah, you're fine. You're fine. Look, I apologize. I don't think Tourette's Twitter is going to come at you for this one. They know we are not anti-Tourette's. And then Sunday I didn't really do much.
Starting point is 00:20:25 So there. Awesome, man. Congratulations. It's very cool. And then Sunday, I didn't really do much. So there. Awesome, man. Congratulations. That's very cool. Actually, I took parts to a movie. That was it. It was fun. What movie?
Starting point is 00:20:32 Boss Baby, Family Business. It's like the sequel to the first Boss Baby. It's a fun little flick. Actually, I fell asleep. It's not a bad time to sneak a nap. Didn't you take a gummy? No, I didn't take a gummy and take my son to the movies. A CBD gummy.
Starting point is 00:20:49 No. You can eat Sour Patch Kids at the movies. It's not that big a deal. I had some Starburst, though. Low-key stolen from parks at the movie. Low-key. I mean, you probably paid for them. I did pay for them.
Starting point is 00:21:00 I don't remember. Well, yeah, he spent all his money on Nintendo Switch. Dude, what a day. He did. He can't afford to go to the movies right now. My man had a day. Have a weekend. What was the occasion?
Starting point is 00:21:07 Was it his birthday or something? No, he saved up a bunch of money. He got birthday money, and then he's been doing chores to save up to buy the Switch, and he did. What a guy. What a guy. You know he spent that money, right? You know I'm the one who's been bankrolling this Switch.
Starting point is 00:21:21 I've been sliding him a little money on the low. Well, thank you. It's helping me and his mom out, so appreciate you i was like here's a little spending money buy your dad some new fits damn that's what i told him hey by the way you're fit there's something else today take it east oh oh hey take it big time tommy a big time tommy i think this was like a week one pandemic just impulse buy. And I really haven't brought it out. But today felt like the day as we are living in a – That dude's electric.
Starting point is 00:21:51 Italy. He's so positive. Italy is – they brought it Rome, as some people on Twitter were saying. The Azzurri. The Azzurri. The Ragazzi were just going crazy. God, it just reminds me of that time I was in Italy, man. Me too, man.
Starting point is 00:22:07 Incredible. I used to summer there. Incredible journey. God, I wish I was there just drinking Peroni with the ragazzi. The boys. Right. The fellas. But yes.
Starting point is 00:22:20 What, are you mad? Are you an England guy? No. No, no. I actually won a bet with my wife. I bet on Italy. Dave's little whiskey. Got a five-minute back rub out of it.
Starting point is 00:22:32 Big bets, big stakes. Damn, big boy stacks. Yeah, Friday I didn't do anything, man. It was great. Although, can I work this into my big announcement? I mean, I guess we can do that, sure. anything man it was it was great although this i can i work this into my big announcement uh i mean i guess we can do that sure well friday i started something i'd like to announce i got a lot of i got a lot of grief a lot of pushback a lot of blowback for uh something that i i admitted
Starting point is 00:22:55 recently and uh up until friday i'd never seen a fast and furious movie what ever are you kidding no i knew about it mainly from memes and clips. You never once just decided to go see them? I don't know, Will. I at least saw the first three in theaters for sure, and then I saw Fast Five in theaters, which I have to say is my favorite one. You skipped four. I probably saw
Starting point is 00:23:18 four somewhere, but Fast Five, I heard rumors that Fast Five had the song Danza Kuduro in it, so I decided to go to the theater. Don't spoil it yet because I'm only one and a half way through the franchise. Are you going all the way? You're through Too Fast. They're all on HBO.
Starting point is 00:23:33 You haven't gotten the Too Furious part. Not to stump, but they're all on HBO Max right now. Dude, you're maxing out. And let me tell you this. I'm about 45 minutes into Too Fast, Too Furious. The original was much better. Too Fast, Too Furious, like, it goes in too hard. It's like, oh, okay, we're doing too much here.
Starting point is 00:23:53 Here, if you're someone who hasn't seen the Fast and Furious franchise, please skip the next 10 seconds of audio. Dave, you know that Paul Walker dies, right? In real life, yeah. Yeah, okay. So he's not in all the movies. Yeah, I assumed that that was the case. Do you know how he Walker dies, right? In real life, yeah. Yeah, okay. So he's not in all the movies. Yeah, I assumed that that was the case. You know how he dies?
Starting point is 00:24:08 I don't know. Yeah, I work in pop culture. Kind of an ironic situation. Sad, though, of course. Sure. Just wait, dude. Just wait. Wait for him to die.
Starting point is 00:24:21 So when they were all sitting around the writer's table and they were tossing out different names before Fast and Furious was – I don't even know. What was the first one? The Fast and the Furious? Oh, yeah. Because then there's Fast and Furious as well. They were all sitting around the writer's table and they were like, all right, what do we name Vin Diesel here?
Starting point is 00:24:36 What do we call him? And they were like – someone was just like, I don't know, Dom Toretto. And everyone was like, holy fuck, that's the perfect name. Dom Toretto. Dom Toretto. Perfect everyone's like, holy fuck, that's the perfect name. Dom Toretto. Dom Toretto. Perfect. You got to think it short for like Dominic. You see these memes they're doing now?
Starting point is 00:24:51 The family memes? Ross tried to lead us to believe that it was, that was like a brand activation. Like there was like spawn tent. I don't know if that's true. I don't think I've even seen these memes. I'm behind on my memes. Oh, you got to catch up on the memes, man. Man, what the fuck, dude? Dude, I went went meme list when i was in michigan dom is a big
Starting point is 00:25:08 family man family it's me dom i don't know you need all you need is family true when you're here your family from my familiar to yours damn i played uh i was in verdansk with Dylan Friday night, Saturday. Pretty low key. Did some, I was at Home Depot again. I bought the. You live at Home Depot now. Yeah, I was talking to my friends at the,
Starting point is 00:25:38 they sell the brand of battery powered lawn gear. I went ahead and bought the edger. It's actually called the Dillon. I don't understand that. They call it the Dillon up there? Yeah. Something about it. Huh.
Starting point is 00:25:54 That's interesting. Yeah. It was weird. But so yeah, I've got that. I didn't actually unbox it and do anything, but I did mow. I did mow,
Starting point is 00:26:02 as you guys will be happy to hear, my yard, as I wait for it to get re-sodded. And the guy's not calling me back, so it's going well. But it did rain on me mid-mow. And you know what? I just pushed through it. Damn, dude. Oh, fuck, dude.
Starting point is 00:26:15 I don't care, man. That's bad boy shit. I know when I left for Michigan, you were built different. I didn't know that you remained different the entire time I was gone. I'm still different. You're just wet now. I'm wetting. Dude.
Starting point is 00:26:26 And then Saturday night, went and watched the fights. Had a lot of fun. Saw some old friends. Saw J-Bone. Saw J-Bone and his crew. Randy was there. Was he wearing a Stanley Cup champion's shirt or anything? No, but he did talk shit to me unnecessarily about the stars. Like, just aggressively.
Starting point is 00:26:41 I was like, what are you doing? How many games did he watch the entire playoffs? You know what, man? I watched all of them. No, no, no. I forget like, what are you doing? How many games did he watch the entire playoffs? You know what, man? I watched all of them. I forget. You know he went to the clinching game. It was ironically probably his first one he's ever been to. I can't prove that, but I have a sneaking suspicion.
Starting point is 00:26:58 I'll tell you what. Turns out when you go watch the fights at your favorite bar, even though it has a $20 cover and it's still just as crowded as it would be. Turns out that's a great way to drink like 13 beers. Sounds nice. It was very hot and it was very testosterone-ed out. It was a lot of fun. I met Dylan's new friends.
Starting point is 00:27:19 A couple of them. So they exist? Yeah, Dylan. At one point I was like, did Dylan leave? He was just over with his new friends for like an hour. Oh, it was like two minutes. So he bailed on us. He missed me.
Starting point is 00:27:31 You like when I'm around. Just say it. Wow, you're just committing homicide right in my face as I'm asking you a question about a friendship. I just murdered my thirst while looking at you in the eyes. Mm-hmm. Yesterday was kind of a do-nothing day except for watch a little footy. Will?
Starting point is 00:27:47 Footy. Footy in NBA Finals. It was a great sports day yesterday. Great sports weekend. Wimbledon. I went Wimbledon. I went footy. I went NBA Finals.
Starting point is 00:27:54 It was a big sports day. You went Wimbo on them? Shout out to my dude, Mateo. No one's saying Wimbo. You didn't win Wimbledon, but you won our hearts, you hot Italian guy. You. I am not a Djokovic guy you know what i'm not either he reminds me of a kid i played soccer with growing up that was the best
Starting point is 00:28:13 in the league but he was just kind of like a psycho about it and like his face like if he had one little mistake he would freak out and like that's jokovic yeah I just don't like the guy he doesn't have a likable face if I'm going with the big three he is he's my third he's numero tre for me as the as the owner of new Roger Federer tennis shoes I I stand feds dude Djokovic is just a prick isn't he yeah I think so I'm out on that dude I think so he seemed he was very not like look I hate the guy in the match I'm like watching root for the other guy think so. He seemed – he was very – like, look, I hate the guy in the match. I'm, like, watching Root for the other guy. But then, like, afterward, and he's, like, he's speaking, addressing the crowd.
Starting point is 00:28:49 I'm, like, oh, he seems like a nice guy. But – so I don't really know. I know he got in trouble during the ongoing global pandemic. Did he go to, like, Ibiza or something? He threw, like, a sick rager, like – and he was, like, just shirtless. And then I think he – did he get COVID or something? He got COVID at that party. Yeah, which, I mean, clearly didn't slow him down as he just won Wimbledon.
Starting point is 00:29:09 Wimbo. He went Wimbo on him. Tom Cruise was there. Dude, Tom Cruise had himself a sports day. He went to Wimbledon and then went straight to the Euro finals. Yeah. And fist-bumped David Beckham. Him and D-Beck were there.
Starting point is 00:29:24 Interestingly enough, his message to the English team didn't help them win. Weird. Weird that his – I mean, I thought that that was going to be what put them over the edge. I was worried. When I found out that the Italian team did not have a Tom Cruise message, I was like, this is not looking good for the Ragazzi. Yesterday could have been an all-time Italy day. Djokovic would have just choked.
Starting point is 00:29:48 Yeah, would have been big. That's all right, though. We got one of them. That's all that matters. He would have joked. You rep Italy so much harder than Germany. It's so weird to me. Did you miss my joked joke?
Starting point is 00:29:57 I kind of heard it. All right. It was fine. Well, it's whatever, man. Of the Axis powers, I feel like Italy, while not good, they are the easier one to rep. Okay. And I'm not really even that German.
Starting point is 00:30:20 Like, per 23andMe, I just happened to be born there because my dad was in the Air Force. So you were born there and you left as soon as you could. Yeah, people forget I was a dual citizen for a number of years. How did they roll their joints in Germany? Guten Tag. That's more of a Weasel Cox spot. I saw the lads hitting some Weasel Cox. Dude, before the game yesterday, soccer Twitter was buzzing. Yeah, dude, I fully expected London to be on fire at this point,
Starting point is 00:30:49 and I have to say they've handled the L better than I expected. No, they haven't. Are they not? No, no. Okay. No, no. Everyone got really racist after the L yesterday. Oh, fuck.
Starting point is 00:30:58 Yeah, not good. Not good. Are you telling me European soccer fans? Who would have thought? Who would have thought? Who would have thought? Yeah, no. Yeah, it turns out if you're one of the three guys that misses, you apparently just expose yourself to getting racially abused online.
Starting point is 00:31:14 It's a tough thing. Those kids were so – that kid is like 17, right? Or 19? I think he's 19. 19, 21, and 23 were the ages. I was obviously rooting for the Italians. Just had to do it to them. But I feel – the bad. The PKs
Starting point is 00:31:27 are so personal. We'll talk about this on too much. Ron Artest really, or excuse me, Metta World Peace really breaks it down. He's the guy. But it's so much more personal and like the dude who hit the post. Everything was tough. I love that Italian goaltender.
Starting point is 00:31:44 Dude's just a stoic. He didn't even I love that Italian goaltender. Dude's just a stellar. He didn't even celebrate. He didn't win yet. He's built different. He is different. My browser just did something. Don't care.
Starting point is 00:31:55 That I'm about to throw this computer in the trash. All my bookmarks are completely gone. You might want to wipe that thing. Did you get hacked? Throw it in the trash. Oh, my God. I'm going to lose it with this thing. No bookmarkies for Dylan.
Starting point is 00:32:06 Have you tried rebooting? Not yet, Dave. It just happened. On the last snack run, Dave bought 35 pounds of rice that you could go put it in. Check out my new single. It's called Just Put It In Rice. Hey, girl. Does he not have a song by that name yet?
Starting point is 00:32:27 Probably. It's great meeting you at the horse track, whatever. I don't know what they sing about. I feel like rednecks don't go to horse tracks. They go to rodeos. But I raise the horse. Like Brett goes to horse tracks. Yeah, Brett's different.
Starting point is 00:32:44 Brett's not country. He's not built like me. Don't need it anymore. Hell yeah, dude. Fuck it, dude. There's nothing I can do. Nothing I can do. You don't need a laptop?
Starting point is 00:32:54 I'm logging to everything. Hey, you're looking nice, so why don't you just put it in race? That's pretty damn good, dude. Thanks, man. That's a heat dog. There's levels to that. I'm just trying to sell that idea to him. I don't know, man.
Starting point is 00:33:07 He might, as long as he doesn't go through our previous podcasts that discuss him. He won't. You don't think he'll? Nah, we're good. We'd check the Patreon. We'd just see Chase Rice, $5 tier. I'd be fine with that. I'd be fine with that.
Starting point is 00:33:19 He doesn't even go opto. I'll say this. If Chase Rice wants access to our patreon episodes i will venmo him five dollars for the month so if he's listening right now you just send me a dm girl you got my heart on ice and why don't you put me in rice that's beautiful thank you hey man you gotta stop singing like for real you just gotta stop no that's you the fact that we've upgraded at this point is crazy no one's ever asked me to stop singing, David. Yes, they have.
Starting point is 00:33:47 Yes, they have. Trust me. Trust. Damn. What are we doing now? This is such bullshit with my computer, man. I'm just looking. I had to run a search for Darian Hatcher, and I'm just looking at photos of him.
Starting point is 00:33:58 Like, they're just staring me in the face. You know what I did? You know what I did on my weekend of fun? Thank you for asking, guys. Well, you were in Michiganigan man that's cool back and i i can confirm that i did get a plastic wrap sandwich that i did bring on the flight with me it wasn't wondering bad boy shit it was not graham do you want to see a photo of it right now i can bring up a photo of it right now if you want to see odd you'll post it as a standalone instagram why do y'all love your why you love
Starting point is 00:34:23 plastic wreck i can't do you love plastic wrap... I can't even say it. Plastic wrap sandwiches so much. Dude, because they're good. Are they goated? They're good, dude. Told you. Let's see.
Starting point is 00:34:32 Told you. Yeah, that's a sandwich. Confirmed wrapped in plastic. Yeah. Very cool. What's your problem? I don't have a problem. Do y'all serve those at Wilmon's?
Starting point is 00:34:42 No. Okay. We roll our subs up in paper. You're a jerk. Plastic rack jerk. Yeah. They're like big and long. Brown paper.
Starting point is 00:34:54 I'm back to the rundown. Perfect. Dude. Let's go. Joint's so big you had to wrap it in butcher paper. Dude, are you guys aware that traveling with a baby that's two months old is difficult? No. Yeah. Is he only two months? Well, he's
Starting point is 00:35:10 getting towards three, I guess, now that you mention it. I guess he's two and a half at this point. Damn, Rhodes is significantly older. Yeah. Yeah, he was born a long time before. Wow. It's weird. As they get older, it's kind of going to even out. They'll be like the same age. Dude, just wait, man. Are you finished with your weekend dude we got so much grandparent time and it was beautiful you love to see it they were just babysitting left and right love that shout out
Starting point is 00:35:35 to the gps man just just getting just getting fritz time in man love that for them that the close friends story you shared with Nancy holding the little guy. Next level. You can only see that if you're in the close friends. Right, which I am a part of. Welcome. What tier is that? If you Venmo me $80, you can be
Starting point is 00:35:59 in the close friends. But I'll probably just Venmo you the $80 back. Okay. No, I didn't do shit. shit got back saturday i had a standing invite from brett to come meet you guys but i decided not to go you made the right choice i had just gotten into town after an 11 hour trek and i decided i did not want to go out and get absolutely obliterated and so what i did was i had a beer on my couch and i fell asleep before the connor fight smart man because um Micah busted in like a wrecking ball and just bought shots for the squad. The wrecking ball bad boy?
Starting point is 00:36:32 From that moment, yeah. It was like, okay, well, this is going up. What kind of shots does Micah buy for the squad? That makes sense. Espolone is what he said, but it didn't taste like Espolone. Oh, I paid cover for all these guys getting into the bar, by the way. Yeah, dude. Hey, that beer that you had from the bucket that I bought,
Starting point is 00:36:48 that's... Guess how many paid me back? Zero. Hey, I got you a beer. That's what you get for having so much cash on you. Yeah, he bought me a Dickelob Ultra to make up for the $20 cover. Thanks, Dave. Didn't we do an odds where I was going to have to order? We talked about ordering
Starting point is 00:37:04 a Dickelobter at the bar. Oh, yeah. We did. I'm glad I did. What's the most ridiculous beer that you can order in a bucket? Anyway, so if you guys want to hit me up, my Venmo is activated. A bucket of rock sounds great, dude. No one's doing buckets of rock.
Starting point is 00:37:17 The most ridiculous beer? Guinness. Yeah. A bucket of Guinness. That's what I was thinking, too. If you just had a bunch of tall boys at Guinness just sitting there. Can't do that. Yeah, you can't do that. Yeah, you don't do that.
Starting point is 00:37:27 Hey, you blew the minor announcement alert, David. I know. It just fit in with my – But, yeah, so I'm watching Fast and Furious. I'm happy for you. Look, I know I'm not going to do like a recap pod. I probably won't even discuss it that much. But let me just say, the first one, after I watched it, I was like,
Starting point is 00:37:53 man, why didn't I watch this when I was a junior in high school or whatever? It came out in what, 01? So yeah, I was a senior or junior in high school. And I was just like, why didn't I watch this? I would have enjoyed this so much more. I still enjoyed it. It was entertaining, for sure. In an ironic sense. I mean, you know what you're getting into.
Starting point is 00:38:08 It's like Barrett's favorite series. He loves it. So, granted, I had to stop watching yesterday, the second one, because Rhodes was not taking it. He wouldn't go to sleep, and it was a whole deal. Paul Walker's slang, they up it. Forget about it, cuh. Forget about it, cuh.
Starting point is 00:38:27 I haven't even gotten to that part, but they really ramp up. You're going to be so Leo pointing at the screen when he says forget about it, cuh. That's all I could think of when they introduce Tyrese, and Paul Walker starts talking to him, and he goes, there's so many lines that could be clips. He's like like quit playing you know you're gonna take the deal and it's just like he was such a hot dude man i know man he's great but it was i can't watch the movie without thinking forget about it come get it get it back
Starting point is 00:38:56 but why did they ramp it up like and now and he dresses like he's in like west side connection he's got like the converse the high socks and like the dickie shorts it's just it's it's it's amazing he's perfect in those movies he's great man i love him he's universally loved right everybody likes paul walker yeah yeah can i make can i make my announcements that i was going to wait to make until after you made yours go ahead i have two major announcements these are not minor announcements. I thought they were minor. Well, it depends on how you look at it.
Starting point is 00:39:27 You guys can make that assessment after I give you the announcements. You ready for the first one? Please. I'm not trying to brag, but yeah, I'm establishing a handicap in golf officially through the USGA. Wow. I'm thinking about joining some tours and playing in some tournaments. Do you have a golf trip coming up where that's going to be a thing?
Starting point is 00:39:46 I was told by my buddy when we were workshopping doing golf trips, he told me, he's like, establish that handicap. You have to have one for your golf trip. And I was like, yeah, that makes all the sense in the world. So the very next day, I paid my $35. Wait, why? So that we can play. They're much better than me.
Starting point is 00:39:59 He's a scratch golfer. So he was like, no, we need to know where you are so we know how many strokes you get. The golf trips I go on, everybody does. It's handicap based. You have to pay to register? $35 a year with your local club or it'll just give you a club. I did not know how to do this.
Starting point is 00:40:13 It was blowing my mind. That's ridiculous. I've met your new friends. You got $35 a year. What a fucking racket that is. I know your new friends, bro. What a racket. What no one's talking about is the fact that I had to play my second round without a thumb.
Starting point is 00:40:24 That's true. It's not ideal. That's good, though. fact that I had to play my second round without a thumb. That's true. It's not ideal. That's good, though. You stand back. You're handicapped. Yeah. Yeah. So my handicap's going to be sky high after my next round when it finally gets established.
Starting point is 00:40:32 But, yeah. You have to pay some, like, entity to keep track of your score. What are you going to get your TI-81 out? Well, it's an official USGA handicap, Dylan. Who gives a shit? I give a shit, Dylan. That is so dumb. You're so dumb.
Starting point is 00:40:47 If you pay for someone to keep your score, you're an absolute sucker. Hey, man, just because you quit golf doesn't mean that we can't enjoy it. You're an absolute sucker. That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. You're going to get more blowback on this than anything. I do not care.
Starting point is 00:40:57 Everybody hates you. That is so dumb. Tell me you don't go on golf trips with the boys without telling me you go on golf trips with the boys. You know you can keep your own, right? Oh, yeah. I really want to get official. I want to go calculate it.
Starting point is 00:41:11 Shut up, Dylan. This is how you do it, Dylan. It's $35. You paid $80 for your boys to get in the bar the other day. This is nothing to you. It's not how much. It's that you have to pay for it. It's a bucket of beers, dude.
Starting point is 00:41:21 That is so dumb. It's a bucket of beers. I did not know that Will went to Michigan and picked up the take cannon. Yeah. That is so dumb. I came back an absolute savage. Dude, he is in savage mode. And you are not, sir. Dude, you don't want me to rest. You don't want
Starting point is 00:41:36 me to take days off of doing content because when I come back, I come back in savage mode. So this is the app that I use. It's called InfoTalk. And I think I pay $12. I don't know what I pay. I tried to find you in the database for the USGA one in the app that I'm in because I'm different and I use, it's called InfoTalk. And I think I pay $12. I don't know what I pay. You need to get a – I tried to find you in the database for the USGA one and the app that I'm in because I'm different and I use the official USGA Gin app presented by Century. I'm playing sub-8 right now, just putting that out there.
Starting point is 00:41:55 Yeah, I'm not because I shot a 101. I'm sub-8, Dylan. I went 90-101 in my first two rounds that I'm tracking. Not ideal. Dylan, why don't you – No, dude, that's good. Just get those tracking. Not ideal. Dylan, why don't you... That's so stupid. No, dude, that's good. Just get those out of the way.
Starting point is 00:42:08 Oh, yeah. No, no, I want to keep those in there. Can you imagine if you'd gotten like 79, 81, and then you had your next five rounds? You'll have to watch it like... Yeah. Yeah. No, I'm starting high.
Starting point is 00:42:19 Dylan, man, why don't you just sign up? I'm sure you could put it on the company card or something. Yeah. I'll pay y'all back for that pizza. Yeah. One USGA handicap for you is just two. No, I'm sorry. You can get two handicaps for one trip to Pine House.
Starting point is 00:42:35 Hey. I'd much rather have the pizza. Well, Dylan, that's half the price as one birthday dinner at Matt's El Rancho. That's true. Suddenly, yeah, I went from 40 to 80 overnight.
Starting point is 00:42:48 How is that the most expensive meal I've had in the last month? Matt's is different these days, dude. It's so expensive now. We spent more at Matt's than the time that we were
Starting point is 00:42:57 there at Matt's with a big group and the waiter was just bringing drinks that we didn't order and we paid for all of them. Dude, Matt's was as much as Carve the other night
Starting point is 00:43:04 almost. Yeah. Carve. Carve. Carve carvey i'm gonna read through that'll be on the next bar review the bark car that's a total scene by the way we sat at the uh at the bar we bellied up oh yeah randy and um yeah it's quite a scene we made a friend good time we did you guys want my final announcement let's get that barton Creek runoff crowd. I have a final announcement. Final announcement alert.
Starting point is 00:43:28 Let's hear it. Dude, your boy's getting a mole removed tomorrow. That's sick. I'm going to be mole-less tomorrow. That's sick. Mole. Mole. Michael Mole.
Starting point is 00:43:36 Yeah. Hello. So if tomorrow's Patreon episode drops a little later, it's because your boy's getting a mole removed. Yeah, baby. It's hot. Mate. I'm not allowed to shower for two days after because I have to keep the
Starting point is 00:43:47 area dry. You're going to be stinky. Up until Thursday's episode, I'm going to be stanky. Nasty. Nasty boy. Stanky can't do any physical activity. That's true. All that for a mole? Really?
Starting point is 00:44:03 Oh, here we go, Dylan. We covered up. Tell us why dermatologists aren't real doctors, Dylan. Oh, that's out of Dave's mouth. All that for a mole? Yeah, dude, it's a mole, Dylan. It's serious shit, dog. Do the Seinfeld bit. A lot of shit goes on behind the scenes that y'all don't see.
Starting point is 00:44:18 I got a mole remove when I was a kid. Wow, way to pat Will on the head. Yeah. You were fucking putting a big boy weight as a kid? I was built different. Kids don't sweat, dude. They don't have to worry about getting it head. Yeah. You were fucking putting a big boy weight as a kid? I was built different, though. Kids don't sweat, dude. They don't have to worry about getting it moist. Don't say moist like that.
Starting point is 00:44:29 They don't think about getting it moist. I was different, though. I was a kid. You're not different. You had a mole removing when you were a kid? Uh-huh. Must have been a serious mole. It was kind of big, and I was like, you know what?
Starting point is 00:44:44 Let's just get rid of it. Plus, I didn't like how it looked Did the Did the doctor look at it And go get big God damn No he didn't Colt Campbell was not My dermatologist
Starting point is 00:44:53 He walks in And you're like Dude are you Can you do the The surgery right now Like you're tweaked Off the booming loud I don't know if I want you
Starting point is 00:45:04 With the little scalpel Can you put the booming loud Down sir Yeah why Your hands are all jittery While you're tweaked off the booming loud. I don't know if I want you with a little scalpel. You put the booming loud down, sir? Yeah, why are you... Your hands are all jittery while you're trying to get this mole off me. It's not a good idea. He's just like...
Starting point is 00:45:12 He's like, we out here grinding. Popping and locking. Dude, just... It's a pretty minor procedure. Can you just take care of it? We out here. It's an unprecedented
Starting point is 00:45:21 weather event. It's an unprecedented weather event. The heat dome, dog. The heat dome's no joke, dog. That's real talk. Oh, that unprecedented weather event. It's an unprecedented weather event. The heat dome, dog. The heat dome is no joke, dog. That's real talk. No cap. No cap.
Starting point is 00:45:30 Big fact. Friends in Cali, be careful out there, West Coast. Fires are back, man. It's very scary. Well said, David. Thank you. Can we hear it from our friends over at Quip real quick? Please.
Starting point is 00:45:42 I'm going to play a little game with you guys right now. Fill in the blank. Brush, floss, then blank. Oh, you guys are stumped right now. If you didn't say rinse, you may not be getting a complete clean. Mouthwash is a key part of your whole mouth's health care because it gets between the teeth to kill bad breath and germs and helps strengthen enamel.
Starting point is 00:46:00 My enamel. No, that's not anything like hooves. And rants. Oh, someone play the hooves video. Well, thankfully, the oral care experts at Quip created a super simple way to make mouthwash a part of your oral care routine. You guys know Quip already. They're the makers of the electric toothbrush and floss that you hear about all the time. And now they've launched a new mouthwash to help you complete the clean.
Starting point is 00:46:22 Plus, it comes with a refillable dispenser that's delightful to use and sleek enough to fit in any bathroom counter. We've all been using these. Mine's in my nice bathroom. It's in the steam shower bathroom, which means that it has to look real good. Wow. Wow. This guy's got multiple bathrooms.
Starting point is 00:46:35 That's sick, dude. Yeah, we have two bathrooms in our crib. Damn. Not to brag. Dylan, can you explain to the people how this thing works? It's kind of like a spaceship. I'm so glad you asked. First of all, it's sitting on your counter looking so sexy.
Starting point is 00:46:48 Just a hot little piece of machinery, whatever you want to call it. It's a hot little piece of mouthwash. Yeah. Anyway, what you do is there's a plastic cap on top. You take that bad boy off, right? No cap? Pop top, as I said. And you do, there's a pump underneath it.
Starting point is 00:47:01 So this pump is capping? This pump. Yeah, the pump is capping. You hit it a couple times. Sometimes I do three if I feel like a little crazy. That So this pump is capping. This pump. Yeah, the pump is capping. You hit it a couple times. Sometimes I do three if I feel like a little crazy. That's unnecessary, but go off. It fills a little reservoir on top of this device up with mouthwash. But it's a concentrate.
Starting point is 00:47:15 So what you do is you pour that into the cap. It's a four times concentrate. Yes. And then you hit it with a little water. There are lines inside the cup that tell you how high to go with the water. Get higher, baby. You mix it up. Then boom, boom, you hit it.
Starting point is 00:47:31 Boom. You turn that back, bottoms up, and then you rinse out. It's swish time. Dude, it's so sick. Let me see that mouth swish. Dude, it's good for your mouth and the planet. It's got the four times concentrated formula, so you ship less water and more good for you ingredients. These things also come in five different colors with two high-end finishes.
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Starting point is 00:48:34 four-times concentrated formula at getquip.com slash circlingback5. That's G-E-T-Q-U-I-P dot com slash circlingback5. Quip, the good habits company. You guys see this Addison Rae shit? Yeah. I'm not super familiar with what's going on. What? So she's like the biggest name in TikTok, right?
Starting point is 00:48:54 Is that who she is? She's a controversial TikTok figure. Really? She's the TikTok girl. When TikTok got hot, she was probably the number one suggested person to go follow on TikTok. It's like, oh, no, she's got it. How many followers are we talking? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:49:09 Tens of millions? Yes. She made like 5 mil one year off TikTok. That's more than I made on TikTok. She has 81.9 million followers, and she's amassed over 5.3 billion likes. What is her main bid? Did she just throw that ass in a circle? She has a little throw in the ass in a circle, but I wouldn't say it's like a grotesque throw your ass in a circle.
Starting point is 00:49:29 She's not at the wharf down in Florida. It's more of just her just doing kind of choreographed dances and stuff. Maybe doing the popular meme things that you do. The challenges. That's what got, okay. Goodness gracious. She already is not well liked. She's doing big boy numbers.
Starting point is 00:49:45 I don't get why she's not well-liked, if I'm being honest. Well, here's the deal. So I don't know if it all stems from the Fallon appearance, but she did Fallon at some point, and they had her on to teach Jimmy TikTok and TikTok dances. And I think a large majority of the dances and stuff that she's done, it's not her original. She's not inventing the dance, but the people who are inventing the dance are generally black content creators. And she is perceived to be getting the credit. She is getting the credit for these dances.
Starting point is 00:50:16 And like for Fallon to have her on to do these dances, there's like the people who are actually inventing them, they're not getting any shine from it. She's already not liked for that. And then when she did the UFC thing, which apparently they didn't actually hire her. This was some kind of brand activation. How old is this young lady? She's like 22. She was an LSU student. She dropped out of LSU because she was making millions of dollars.
Starting point is 00:50:45 On top. Yeah. And now she's like straight was making millions of dollars doing... On the top. Yeah. And now she's like straight besties with like Kourtney Kardashian and shit. No cap? None.
Starting point is 00:50:52 She is... She's somebody like... I don't think I'm following... She has so many followers. Well, she said, I studied broadcast journalism in college for three whole months
Starting point is 00:51:02 to prepare for this moment and it's her allegedly getting ready to interview some people. And there were some big, mad blue check marks on the timeline saying that other people deserve this opportunity more than her. Yeah, like, I think she would have been fine had she not done the troll tweet. She knew what she was doing, like, mission accomplished. That's a good caption for what she did.
Starting point is 00:51:23 Yeah. It's a very competitive industry here's the deal apparently they brought her on to interview Dustin Poirier somebody had her there because they're from the same hometown in Louisiana and that was it
Starting point is 00:51:39 it wasn't like the UFC was like this is our new she wasn't doing like Maria Taylor's job or something. Just to be clear, if she, it would be a major downgrade for her to be doing red carpet interviews for the UFC. So clearly she's not, this isn't some serious thing. No, it's not.
Starting point is 00:51:57 And like, here's the deal. Like you see this at red carpet stuff where like, maybe they'll have a bad example, but, like, The Rock there to interview somebody at the ESPYs or something. It's like, yeah, they get somebody with a huge name because it's going to be eyeballs. Like, she has 19 million followers on TikTok. It would make sense for her to do this. I'm just imagining The Rock going up to every celebrity and getting ready to ask them a question, and instead of asking them an actual question, he just does the,
Starting point is 00:52:22 Can you smell? He just interrupts them? Yeah, he just does the, can you smell? He just interrupts them? Yeah, he just does it every single time. It doesn't matter. That would get pretty old, man. No, it'd be good for one award show. Like the Kids' Choice Awards or something. Does he still do rock bits?
Starting point is 00:52:35 Or is he like beyond that? Is he just Dwayne now? No, you can't just be Dwayne. No. No. No. But yeah, it was funny to see journalism, Twitter, get really up in arms about it. Well, yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:49 I mean, I'm sure that there are some more deserving people out there. But at the end of the day, you don't have 89 million TikTok followers. So you're going to miss out on some opportunities that Addison Rae might be given because of that. That's just the nature of the biz, unfortunately. But I understand why they would be upset at the same time. I started following her on the break. This is your career, and you've been trying to get to that moment for years. But she's been on a podcast, and I'm not sitting here like, oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:53:13 She doesn't deserve a podcast. No one deserves a podcast. We're just lucky. If you have a following, you get preferential treatment. A friend of the show, Jake Kemp, quote tweeted it. Someone who said, this is an aspiring journalist. Oh, sports broadcaster. She tweeted, to aspiring journalists devastated and frustrated over this,
Starting point is 00:53:32 you'll see many who land a sweet gig for various reasons, not always deserve. Look away and keep focused on what you're building, a career. What's easy won't last, and what lasts isn't easy. Keep growing, keep going. Jake quote tweeted it with, I don't know who the woman in question is, but good for her because she has upset all the dorks in this dork-filled industry. Hell yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:51 Yep. Yep. That's funny. I don't know. And then she said she was fired, but I don't think she was ever really hired. So it was just a weird. It was just a little stunt. It was just a stunt.
Starting point is 00:54:03 And look, we're talking about her. We don't even know who she is. Dana White was like he just called her up he was like hey you're fired he was there you're fired don don was there did dan hang out with him i don't think great question can i hadn't heard from dan i'll be honest i didn't know that this counter fight was this weekend until literally saturday because I wasn't paying attention. Did you hear what happened? But then I was like, shit, we should have gone to Vegas for this. I should have cut my family vacay short.
Starting point is 00:54:31 The boys should have mobbed in Vegas. Damn. Why? It's really hot there right now. It's really hot everywhere right now, David. It's hot in here. In Vegas, you don't even go outside in Vegas. It's desert. It's outside the entire time.
Starting point is 00:54:43 What are you talking about, dude? I'd like to get around, and there's some good courses out there. I'd rather walk a mile on the streets of Vegas and Austin. Soupy here right now. I dare you to walk a mile in my shoes. My soup. You were going to bring up the My Hooves clip earlier. Yeah, someone dropped that video, which I had never seen, on a Reddit page, and I watched it.
Starting point is 00:55:10 It's just weird, and you sound exactly like the cartoon. Wow, dude. Tell me you've never seen Freddy Got Fingered without telling me you've never seen Freddy Got Fingered. I don't think I've ever seen Freddy Got Fingered. Hey, I bought- Streamer, I'm coming tomorrow. My hooves. I hit up the pet store to get Randy some snacks, some treats, and I got him a hoof.
Starting point is 00:55:23 What's the singular of hooves? Hoof. A hoof. Hoof. H-O-O-F? Sure. Like a whim hoof? Hoof.
Starting point is 00:55:30 I'm kidding. No, and it's a cow hoof filled with peanut butter. That's sick. That sounds dang. And he just went to town on the peanut butter. That does sound dang. But now he's just running around our yard with a hoof in his mouth, and I'm like, okay, my hoof.
Starting point is 00:55:45 Is that what he says when he gets it? My hoof. How does Randy talk? I don't have a voice for him. He's got a deep voice, man. He's a big boy. My hooves. My hooves.
Starting point is 00:55:54 Hello, Dave. Thank you for the hoof. Randy does have a low voice. Everyone knows that. Yeah. Dude, that's sick, though. What does Stella have? She's ladylike you know she's not vocal fry don't do my hooves yeah is my huh what was that what was that contestant on The Bachelor yeah the one who
Starting point is 00:56:23 like out or I can see her face called out that girl from Chicago for being an escort yeah she Yeah. Kristen? Yeah. The one who, like, out of your – I can see her face. Called out that girl from Chicago for being an escort. Yeah. And she just – We're from the same city. Yeah, we're in the same circle. She's totally an escort.
Starting point is 00:56:36 She like throws that ass in a circle? She goes out to dinner with men for money. Seriously, y'all. You know what the difference is between the – I mean, I get – Okay, never mind, actually. What? Do say it.
Starting point is 00:56:46 There's a girl in the new season of Love Island, and in one of the trivia challenges, it came out that she used to go on dates with men. Not exchange sex for money, but she would go on dates with sugar daddies. And she owned it, and one of the guys was like, yeah, all I'm finding out about her is kind of turning me on right now. They're just standing. I'm like, yeah, this is the difference between these two shows. You love to see it.
Starting point is 00:57:06 Sheesh. Yeah. I did a little deep dive into Cameo yesterday to see which Bachelor contestants were on Cameo. And it's not a great list, although Matt James is on there. Aren't they calling you Lil' Cameo now? You know. They're calling you Lil' Paste.
Starting point is 00:57:23 I'm Lil' Savage. Cole's on there now campbell he's not doing the personalized memo shout outs anymore i think he does both man you know what while we're different we'll do your we'll just do shout outs for free that's right well you know within reason we don't need your 20 bucks within real i donate it to like the spca or something that's big of you david i'm keeping my handicap through them now donate it to will's handicapped fun yeah they're actually dylan's because he's he's scared i'm gonna start a new That was big of you, David. I'm keeping my handicap through them now. Donate it to Will's Handicapped Fund. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:46 Or actually Dylan's because he's scared. I'm going to start a new handicap service. It's free? It's $25. It's free, but you get their data and just sell it? Yeah. Third parties? Yes.
Starting point is 00:57:58 That's the wave. I could see you doing that. I can't believe people pay for that. You seem like the kind of guy who would do that. I'm actually kind of shocked that people pay for that. Well, I guarantee there's at least— That is an absolute racket. Yeah, it's a racket, see?
Starting point is 00:58:10 No, but, okay, here's the other thing. It's created an online calculator that you pay $35 a year for. But it's more than that. It tracks—okay, so here's what else you have to factor in. You're simplifying what it takes for a handicap. The tees you play, the conditions, other people who played the course at the same time. The what you played? Your friends.
Starting point is 00:58:27 You can be in a group, compare. You can go see how other people did. These are things that, Dylan, your TI2 can't help you with. Yeah, cool graphing. That information is absolutely useless. Hold on. I've got to put on my – I've got to see what the x-axis is doing. I want to watch Will's shot here the other day when he played.
Starting point is 00:58:43 I do want to know what Will shot the other day when he played. I told y'all. I shot 90 in 101. That's sick, dog. Go low. The 101 was through injury. No one's talking about that. How did you injure your thumb again? I injured it in two different ways, David. One was from cracking lobster, and the other way
Starting point is 00:58:59 was from playing backyard volleyball, which people aren't talking about the comeback, but yeah, our team was down 19-11, and we stormed back and won 21-19. I heard you had a wet-ass set that whole game. Is that true? Actually, my strength is serving.
Starting point is 00:59:17 If I'm in your backyard volleyball game, you want me serving from the jump. Underhand or overhand? Under. Dude, I heard you were just putting it right up over the net. Overhand in amateur volleyball is an absolute liability. Amateur volleyball is all about finding the weak link on the other side of that net and just getting it to them. And hitting it as high in the air as you can at them
Starting point is 00:59:32 so that they have way too much time to think about it. Yeah, oh, yeah. If I'm on your team and you just hit it over right when it comes to you instead of setting it up, we're going to have words. You're pulling to the side? Yeah. Okay, that's how we play. It's a war out there.
Starting point is 00:59:44 Hey, so, like, what the fuck are you doing? What are you doing? It's a war. You have to be able to get it over the net. That should be your first priority as an amateur volleyball player. You set me up. Not only is it getting over the net, but it's going down real hard. You're talking a lot of booty chatter about how good you are at volleyball.
Starting point is 01:00:00 I think we need to see this in motion. Yeah. Let's do a volleyball tournament. A lot of listeners would like to see that. Are there any collegiate volleyball players out there that we can sponsor? Hold on. Before we slight anyone in our watch media atmosphere, let's think this through. We don't leave any D1 athletes out.
Starting point is 01:00:20 Olympic volleyball is awesome. Not just beach, but indoor volleyball. A few Olympics ago, there was a dude named – his last name was Stanley, and he was goaded. The work that that dude was putting in on the court, I couldn't miss a match. They're all like 6'9", and just absolutely sky. They're not 6'9". Why'd you choose 6'9"?
Starting point is 01:00:39 Because that's a tall – that's tall. What are you talking about? It's like power forward height. Jeez, dude. I wasn't trying to be dirty, man. God, there's a place for you in Fort Lauderdale. Weirdly enough, the dude that I was talking about, he's exactly 6'9". They're all 6'9".
Starting point is 01:00:54 He's exactly 6'9". I'm telling you. Do you prefer the sand or the indoor? I like just a nice lawn. But what about like on the Olympics? Oh, on the Olympics? A nice lawn. But what about the Olympics? A nice lawn. That's your answer to that question? Oh, in the Olympics, I prefer indoor.
Starting point is 01:01:12 Okay, I like the sand. Dude likes lawn volleyball. I believe in the sand beneath my toes, though. Oh, my God. Do you believe in the faith that grows? Yeah. I mean... No, sand volleyball is for the hornies.
Starting point is 01:01:28 It is a horny sport. Because they're all tanned up. They're all lubed up. I need some horny in my Olympics. They're sweaty. I mean, I'm not trying to go to the wharf and watch it or anything. You've got Mav out there in jeans just throwing down. Bust your ACL.
Starting point is 01:01:41 Mav spiking that volleyball was some next-level cinematography. But if you're playing that, like if we're all going to go play volleyball, we don't want to play in sand. That's going to make us much worse at the game. But you don't want to play on a hard court either. It's a totally different game, man. You scraped your knee before this episode today, Dylan. That could be devastating on the hard court.
Starting point is 01:01:59 Yeah, we're bleeding as we speak. No offense, but I've seen you on a hard court. I'm bleeding. I'm bleeding. I broke my leg. Cool, dude. No offense, but I've seen you on a hardcore. I'm bleeding. I'm bleeding. I broke my leg. Cool, dude. No one cares. Somebody cares. Can we talk about stamps.com?
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Starting point is 01:02:59 I don't know. I saw a letter. I have a letter coming from stamps today because I'm a stamps.com user myself. And they included some free postage stamps for me in today's envelope. That's very generous of them. I'm very excited about that because no one likes going and buying stamps. You're getting bonus stamps? I'm getting B stamps.
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Starting point is 01:04:15 Like for the baby We have one His changing table actually doubles as a scale Oh that ooh It's pretty tight Hey man I'd like to say you really put your heart into that read thank you you kind of crushed it well dude so when I when I first started scaries I I didn't know how to ship anything I was like how do I ship this stuff I gotta do it myself
Starting point is 01:04:36 this is crazy I actually did use stamps.com this was before I was even like working for Grandex and I've been I'm a stamps.com lifer. Damn, that's sick. They got me. I didn't get a free scale, though, because I didn't type in circling back at the time that I needed to. What an idiot. I know. Or wasn't around yet. You're a dumbass.
Starting point is 01:04:54 No offense. We weren't even touching base yet. No. We weren't even. I wasn't even PGPing yet. Damn. Hey, can we do a little segment called Will Circles Back? If we have to.
Starting point is 01:05:08 This is in place of Brett's Breaking News. Look, you're upset about a couple of things here. I don't know what you're talking about, Dylan. One of them is you missed Coffee Friday. Oh, dude. I did listen to the podcast while I was gone. I listened to two episodes, about 30 seconds each. And I somehow missed the part about Coffee Friday.
Starting point is 01:05:29 So can you guys explain to me what Coffee Friday is? Did you really listen just to hear us mention that you were out? Just to hear how we handled it? Here's the thing about Coffee Friday. Yes, that's exactly why. Because I wanted to know if I was getting any slander. I don't think you did. I know. You guys actually talked about me so little that I got concerned that it didn't matter?
Starting point is 01:05:41 No, it was that you had just posted a great photo of a tree, and I was like, damn, Will just hit us with that fucking tree. Dude, that was a torch-ass tree, though. I know. As somebody who just had to take the biggest tree in his yard out of his yard, I'm now noticing trees. I'm like, damn, I wish I had that dope tree in my yard. It was a dope tree.
Starting point is 01:06:00 Damn. It was a dope tree. But I missed Coffee Friday. Can you explain the premise of coffee friday to me yeah so here's what coffee friday is in like a nutshell like we get together on friday and we drink coffee together is this going to happen every friday like one coffee it might have just been like just the fact that everybody was synced up like all in the same wave yeah it was a total vibe it's like when you catch that wave that one wave and i man there will
Starting point is 01:06:25 never be another wave like this i'm glad i was out here in the in the water to catch it and it's just gone well i wrote it i don't need to come in on friday is what you're saying hey i think we should make a coffee friday t-shirt though on the real like we did a coffee friday mug All right, look. The old ticker stopped for a minute there. Like a washed black and just white font says Coffee Friday, and then there's a piping hot cup of coffee underneath it with steam coming up. Holy fuck, dude. How sick is that?
Starting point is 01:07:02 Dude, someone's going to make it before us now. How sick is that? We got fucking Virgil Abloh over here just fucking cooking in the stew right now. Or what if another one that says... Tommy Hilfiger. What if another one that says, ask me about Coffee Friday? If I was wearing that shirt and someone asked me about it, I'd be like, I'm not sure. They were on a wave that I wasn't on, apparently.
Starting point is 01:07:17 You'd be like, oh, you used to drink coffee on Fridays. Well, you could bring your boogie board out, hop on. Actually, we did have a skim board out next to that tree. Oh, really? Yeah. My friend's mom brought out my old skim board. We decided that we were going to go try doing it again. I don't think I had done it since Laguna Beach was originally airing that summer.
Starting point is 01:07:36 No broken wrists? Yeah, my buddy threw it down on the sand, and sure enough, we don't have the land speed to catch up to it and jump on it like we used to. Damn, dude. Squad's down bad. You were down bad on Friday when Coffee Friday was going on, and you even texted us about it. Dude, low-key, I was.
Starting point is 01:07:54 Dude, the DeLonghi was singing. Oh, yeah. It was humming, baby. We were just spilling coffee all over the floor. That kill drip or whatever? Surprise, surprise. That pot still drips everywhere when you try and pour a cup. That is one of the worst pots.
Starting point is 01:08:08 I don't understand why it's so bad. Pot game just so stupid. Coffee maker itself is great. More like not. But yeah, Coffee Friday was a movie. Will DeFreeze, Friday, 11.09 a.m. He says, this is a text message. Don't even know what this coffee thing is and I'm so jealous.
Starting point is 01:08:32 Man, it's hard to explain. Dylan didn't even do it justice. We had live music. We did. And the Bluetooth speaker. We had Dua Lipa just going on the BTS. Were you levitating? We were.
Starting point is 01:08:44 I heard that song three times Saturday night. Now that I know that song and know it's her, I can't escape it. It's a good song. I mean, it's going to be in my top ten most played songs in 2021. It's probably my personal – it's in the top three songs of the summer. That's big. Yeah. Do you like the remix or do you like the normal one?
Starting point is 01:09:02 I haven't even heard the remix. Is that the one with DaBaby? It is. I like the normal one. That's the only one I know. I don't know if I need DaBaby on that track. I'll listen to both, but I like the normal one more. He kind of snaps on it.
Starting point is 01:09:15 He does. No cap. He does. The other thing I want to circle back on is the Washed Media basketball teams. Dude, you're on my team. Did you listen to the segment? No, not yet. Very excited to.
Starting point is 01:09:29 Are you on my team? You are, right? No, I'm on Brett's team, dude. Wow, some captain you are. Your team consists of KJ, Randy, Barrett, Ross, Timo, and Micah. My team sucks. Shots of Timo getting drafted ahead of Micah. My team sucks. Shots of Timo getting drafted ahead of Micah. My team sucks. And then on Brett's
Starting point is 01:09:46 team, we have Brad, Dave, DJ, Dan, me, and Duda, and I'm drafted way low on this, considering how wet my bounce pass is. You should go listen to it. I spoke up for your bounce pass, by the way. Thank you. Do we need KJ in here to comment? I tried to sell you as a
Starting point is 01:10:02 top three rounder, but Dave wasn't buying it. I mean, did Dan slander me because I stole his challenge of hitting half-court shots and I did it myself? Well, Dan's going to be an absolute problem out at half-court. If he gets the rock in the paint, and by the paint
Starting point is 01:10:18 I don't mean down low, I mean in the middle of the court. In the middle of the court? It's an issue. That's an automatic three. You don't want that. Dude, Dan's going to get the opening tip. He's going to get tip back to Dan. Dan's just going to launch it. Like when you haven't played NBA Jam in a while and you don't know what the buttons
Starting point is 01:10:36 are and you get it and you just immediately launch one. Exactly. So how are y'all going to forget intern Klein on this entire thing? He's one athlete. He has height. It didn't even register. I'm sorry to say that. He would have been a no-doubt top three pick.
Starting point is 01:10:55 Yeah, it's true. He's an athlete. I would have remembered him if we were here. He's a big body. He's an athlete. Apparently J.R. Hickey can throw down. And I think I actually remember this. I think I've seen a video of him dunking or getting rimmed.
Starting point is 01:11:07 He's a tall lad. He would be a top four pick. I would almost – I don't know. Man, those four. Those are the four. And everybody else is just – I mean, me, my job, I know me. I'm a facilitator. Like, you give me the rock.
Starting point is 01:11:23 I don't need – I don't mind my personal stats. I just want to make you the best version of you on the court. I'm a set shooter, and I'll take it to the rack on you. That's my game. So we have Randy, the second choice of Dylan's team. Second pick? Yeah, it was a bad pick, honestly. Randy puts out track and field vibes to me.
Starting point is 01:11:39 He can run tracks and stuff, but I'm not certain that Randy can. Randy puts out doesn't-you-know-how even know how to dribble vibes to me, honestly. Dude can't dribble. He can't even dribble. He looks down while he dribbles. I've never dealt with dribble. Two ACL tears. From Randy?
Starting point is 01:11:53 Yeah, same knee. Oh, you don't want that. He's toast. My team sucks. I didn't even break any bones when I got my foot run over. Like, I'm different. You are a bit different. Don't do Duda like that.
Starting point is 01:12:04 No, trust me. The second I found out what happened to Duda, I hit him up immediately. I was like, I'm different. You are a bit different. Don't do Duda like that. No, trust me. The second I found out what happened to Duda, I hit him up immediately. I was like, hey, dude, welcome to the brotherhood. You're stealing my brotherhood. Both of them hit by cars. No, no. I will say this. Duda's got it way worse than me.
Starting point is 01:12:19 Go follow Deuteronomy and make sure to listen to Internet Party. Yeah, I think they're going to have some content this week. Yeah, this week in Horny might be an all-timer for Internet Party this week. This is the horniest Monday I remember. I didn't think that I would walk in on this wonderful Monday after being on vacation and see
Starting point is 01:12:38 what I saw on the timeline today at the wharf. Wish I hadn't. That's such an aggressive video. They should have put up one of those custodian signs, the yellow ones. They probably did afterward, honestly. Piso mojado. Didn't that mean moist peace? Come on, man.
Starting point is 01:13:00 Mojado is wet. We have kids listening. And piso is, is that floor? Is the floor wet? Wet floor. Yeah. Very cool. I wet. We have kids listening. And Piso is, is that floor? Is the floor wet? Wet floor. Yeah. Very cool. I put that together in my brain. Dude, that's so cool. Babble. Damn, dude. B-A-B-B-E-L. Um,
Starting point is 01:13:15 yeah, our team, I mean, I feel very confident. Honestly, I'm gonna convince my team not even to show up to the lifetime that day to get run. It's not worth it. What's unfortunate is that we're never going to know how this goes. Right. The chances of all these people being in the same spot at the same time is zero.
Starting point is 01:13:33 The fact that I got drafted. Did I only get drafted ahead of Duda because he has a bum foot right now, or is that an overlook as well? I don't know if you did get drafted. We drafted under the assumption that he was healthy. Okay. Are you sure you got drafted ahead of Duda? I'm just going based on the notes app thing here.
Starting point is 01:13:50 I mean, how tall are you? Six foot? 5'11"? I mean, people are saying I'm 5'11 and three quarters. I tell like I've pretty much, I'm 5'10 now-ish. You grew? Yeah. Vertebrae game's stupid right now. Really? Let me see it. You want to see my vertebrae game stupid right now really let me see it and see my
Starting point is 01:14:08 vertebrae which one oh take that shirt off dog i will don't tempt me dude let me see your spine spinal weird man final oh anything else you got you want to circle back on will no i think that's good dude? No, I think that's good Dude, that was sick, man I think that's good Those are my two questions from the week that was Man, Coffee Friday, though It was the best Friday of my life
Starting point is 01:14:32 And it'll never be We'll never be able to recreate that moment It just set the vibe for the weekend, you know? Yeah They're saying like now It's like the weekend doesn't start until Coffee Friday ends Cavafay Friday Mm-hmm
Starting point is 01:14:44 Covfefe? Covfefe Mm-vfe? Covfe. Exactly right. I don't know. We'll see. You might catch me this Friday up here with just some concentrated booming loud. I'll let you guys get in on. Thank you.
Starting point is 01:14:57 Very cool, man. Is it time? Yeah, that was a fun one. Welcome back. Thank you. It took you only an hour and 15 minutes for you to welcome me back bye
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