Circling Back - Bandito McConaughey & Online Burning Man
Episode Date: April 13, 2020Matthew McConaughey teaches us how to protect ourselves from Coronavirus, Burning Man moves online, Dave Ruff (of the Dave Ruff Swing Academy) gets wronged, and recapping a quarantined Easter. Suppor...t us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (9:45) Recapping This Weekend in Quarantine (30:27) Dave Ruff Swing Academy Controversy (36:22) McConaughey Calls Out Coronavirus (45:01) Diddy Gets Exposed (51:40) Online Burning Man Omax Health: www.omaxhealth.com (code CIRCLINGBACK) Quip: www.getquip.com/circlingback --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from our own places of
residence my name is will defries to my right dave ruff a lot of people don't realize that
that super producer scott stororch, on the keys.
He's on the payroll?
You know, we might have stolen his beat.
No, I'm kidding.
It's not.
It's actually my buddy, Beat Geeks.
So shout out to him.
Shout out to Norris.
Shout out to Norris, man.
I don't think we stole something because we'll have some random dude try to claim that,
and then all of a sudden we're in court.
Speaking of that, we'll talk later about the that one thing sorry we had an image issue we'll pull back yeah i yeah i've been i've i sent i sent
a classic uh dc rough uh attorney at law passive aggressive uh responseive response. I like, yeah. How'd it go? Did they like it?
We'll see.
You haven't heard back yet?
I used a photo on Sunday Scaries
that I was not supposed to use
and we got in trouble for it.
It's the first legal action
that's been taken against Washed Media.
Dude, we're not a legit media company
until we have some kind of lawsuit on our hands.
That's kind of what I thought too.
We're going to start using
really copyrighted photos all over the website
and hope that we can get pop.
It's going to be a class action.
It's going to be a class action with Brett, Randy, and, like, Klein.
Who would have thought that a photo of Princess Diana would have taken down
Washed Media?
Allegedly.
I didn't see a photo.
No.
It's not even there.
Dylan, what's up, dog?
Dude, just like Matty B said, man, we're the bad boys of small podcasts.
So, you know, it just comes with the territory.
Hey, guys, I'm doing great, man.
This weather is absolutely phenomenal, making me want to act up like we talked about already.
Dude, I'm trying to turtleneck it so crisp out right now.
Dude, it is extra crispy today, just how I like it.
Coming off a great weekend with the fam.
I'm just killing it right now, man.
I'm having a good day.
Wow.
Dylan's killing it.
You fell asleep in your yard yesterday.
You're just on top of the world.
I straight up fell asleep.
It was totally unintentional.
And then I woke up to the dogs barking next door.
And I realized that I was out for about 45 minutes.
That was fun.
Hey, you fell asleep just on the grass type of thing?
Well, it was a nice day, obviously.
I hadn't gotten any sun for a while.
I just sat in the backyard in my little master's lawn chair, actually.
It was probably 72 and breezy, so it was
perfect. And the next thing I knew, I was dozing and I just had to let it happen. And then woke up
35 minutes later. It was very breezy yesterday. It was nice, man. It was nice.
We sure did need it though. Brett Brett where are you right now
I'm in
the dining room
of my girlfriend's house
there you go
her parents house or her house
people are going to ask
they don't mind that you're just
setting up shop in their crib
and getting pods and live happy hours
off yeah you're like walking into the living room and like station in the middle of their like remember when they're like
caroline he was like the ice dispenser and her mom and dad are like stop no caroline you can't do that
he's live i mean i'll her mom go ahead are they staying away from the dining area while you're
doing this and giving you your space like are you commandeering a section of the house all yourself?
Yes, but I'm like, I can do it in the bedroom.
I can do it in the laundry room, anywhere.
And they're like, no, no, no.
Take the dining room table, all yours type of thing.
So I feel bad.
I do feel bad.
Are they listening right now?
You've made an impression on them, it sounds like.
I hope so.
Man, I hope so.
They were outside with me yesterday at their pond,
kitty corner from their house.
Just hitting golf shots. Kitty corner.
Catty corner.
She says catty corner too.
But, yeah, we were down there doing the master's tradition
that nobody responded to in the group text.
So I was a little gun shy.
I'm posting it on the gram later. Unless you guys just responded to in the group text. So I was a little gun shy. I'm posting it on the gram later.
Unless you guys just roasted me in another group text.
I didn't even see this.
I wasn't texting with,
I wasn't doing much texting yesterday.
I mean,
on Easter,
I feel like I don't want to blow up people's spot.
Nobody's doing anything.
Can we do an Easter round table of meals we had yesterday?
Yeah.
But before we do,
let's get some announcements out of the way.
You guys know what today is?
Listen to your heart day?
Premiere of listen to your heart, baby.
What?
Listen to your heart.
Listen to your heart.
That's good, Dylan.
That's good.
Are you on this?
Yeah.
Is this the Bachelor franchise show that you've decided to end your free agency for
yeah i have my own little announcement to make yeah i will be on the show this evening
mandolin wow emphasis on mandolin yeah emphasis on man rosie went opto i don't know if we've
talked about this but she is now optimized and
opposite side of the couch i love it yeah i i kicked her off one side and then she just got
on the other side of the couch and i was like i don't really know what to do with her so i'm just
gonna let her sit there i respect that move we will be recapping listen to your heart unfortunately
on patreon uh go sign up it's we don't really know what to expect from this show, but given it's a
Bachelor franchise and Chris Harrison's involved, we have
to have high expectations.
I don't know. I don't even
know how long it is. Is this two hours tonight?
Are we getting a two-hour premiere?
Oh, God. Are they going to Bachelor us with this?
No.
No. You better not.
If Chris Harrison's got his name on something, I'm in.
I'm at least going to give it a shot.
Hey, I DMed Chris Harrison to come on our happy hour.
It did not work out.
Jesus, how'd you word it?
Who would have thought?
I just said, hey, Chris, you want to get some Q?
That's it.
Wow.
But I'll tell you this much.
Pull back the curtain.
Dottie Pepper did respond.
She was like, fuck off.
I got to tell you,
I know she's Saratoga's own,
but I don't know how much you would have to say with Dottie.
I wanted to come on and just have you be like,
oh,
hey,
hey,
Dottie.
No,
I sent her,
I sent her a nice note and she sent like four paragraphs back of,
of how she's handling quarantine.
She's doing great.
Oh, good.
I've been wondering.
Everybody was really wondering about how Dottie Pepper was doing.
Hey, Sarah told us on.
She also gave me the contact for CBS PR.
So we'll have to go through them if we want to,
if we want Nance and Roma.
Dylan, didn't you DM Dottie Pepper?
Yeah.
She hadn't gotten back to me yet, Dave.
I'll let you know.
That's got to be taken on Instagram, right?
That handle, Thotty Pepper?
I don't know if golf social media has that kind of edge to them to do that,
but that's a hyper-niche golf reference.
I think it's only Shoddy Pepper right now that I've seen out there.
Okay.
Also Friday's YouTube live stream.
Happy hour live is up live on the washed media,
YouTube channel,
youtube.com slash C slash wash media.
Still not sure what C stands for,
but we'll find out.
It was fun. Who do we have on? We had no mom. stands for, but we'll find out. Uh,
it was fun.
Who do we have on?
We had no mom.
We had,
we didn't have climb this week, right?
We had cat Pat.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Intern Peyton was in the mix.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
It was,
it was a good time.
Go check it out.
Stick around for a while.
All right.
Now do we want to do,
do we want to officially do the,
uh,
Oh,
we had the bone zone,
the round table. Oh, we did have the bone zone he had the audio everybody hey everybody forgets me i don't know
hey can i say something about the live stream that i'm um i don't like to admit
sure i got accidentally obliterated on this
i stood up from it and I was like,
Oh man,
I drink way more than I thought.
And then like I was laying in bed and I felt like I had just like gotten hit by
a truck or something.
Remind me what you were drinking.
Was it that Japanese whiskey?
No,
I was drinking a bottle of red wine.
And then after that was gone,
I didn't drink the whole bottle.
So it was just like a part of,
part of a
bottle and then i had one beer after but i think the wine i was just fucking going after it i can't
wait to black will out with ipas again someday yeah dude this fall should be fun oh you're toast
oh i gotta tell you i've said this before but I feel absolutely terrible when the live streams are done.
I usually finish my second drink about 30 minutes before it finishes, and then I don't get a new one.
By the time the live stream ends, my booze intake crashes and my adrenaline crashes from being live.
I just feel awful.
I totally agree.
I don't know why i just
get so keyed up for these like the live streams i don't feel like that after podcasts i mean i
like to zone out a little bit after recording these but i don't know they're fun you get keyed
up for them you said that's that's a term not a not a physical act okay all the people at home
hey let's uh let's go back to what Brett wanted to do.
What was on everyone's menu this weekend for Easter?
We'll get out of that quick.
Ripcord will over there.
Yep.
Uh,
I'll start.
So Dave,
you want to,
you want to do it?
You fucking start.
Dylan,
the homie went,
the homie went off yesterday.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, we did a little brunch situation yesterday.
So my sister and brother-in-law were here.
We did a quiche.
A fucking quiche?
A quiche.
We had banana bread.
And we had a little fruit platter thing.
And it was quite delicious
Oh and mimosas of course
Which probably contributed to me falling asleep in my backyard
Oh yeah
Yeah
And then they left early in the afternoon
So
Nothing special for dinner or anything like that
Well tell us what dinner was
Yeah what was dinner
I had leftover Jets pizza actually was dinner i had leftover jets pizza actually
love oh jesus love that pizza for dinner two nights in a row and it was
fantastic happy resurrection day jesus i'll have some leftover jets
hit a hit so what'd you have to eat bitch yeah eating jets is the literal opposite of he is risen like it just puts you down and you just like
uh dude has mizzen and main launched a he is mizzen campaign yet because they should
jj watt just like hey like like just what up dog just the best pecs on the planet popping through a dry fit button down.
Thanks for asking, Dylan.
We picked up from local.
We were establishing our Eat Local campaign, and Perry's Steakhouse was on the menu.
And I went and picked up food.
Picked up a ribeye, some au gratin potatoes.
I found out that I have trouble pronouncing au or au gratin.
You didn't do the chop?
I'm like Tim Taylor.
Yeah.
Gratin.
No, my wife did the, Dylan, Alyssa did the pork chop.
That a girl.
No, my wife did the – Dylan, Alyssa did the pork chop.
That a girl.
It is so much pork chop that we have about two more meals still to get out of just that pork chop.
And it was awesome.
I don't know how you guys eat the entire pork chop when we go for lunch.
I need to do that at some point.
So stupid.
I need to chop up.
Dave, how is it getting – I haven't done this, but I've been craving it.
How is getting takeout steak during this?
Dude, it was a lot better than I imagined.
I was very worried because I texted this to the group.
Perry's is in downtown Austin.
And sometimes their valet line gets out of control because they're on the corner.
And it'll bleed through into the intersection.
Well, there was a line of cars about 20 cars deep that I was stuck in.
And then right before you get to Perry's on that cross street, there's people trying to turn into the line and it was causing some near altercations. The general rule with something like that is
the zipper rule. You let one in, then the car from, then you go. And then it's, it's one and one.
you let one in then the car from then you go and then it's it's one and one well uh an old guy and his wife decided to cut they they hauled ass and got in front of me and i laid on the horn
and i had to pull up to the side of them to prevent myself from blocking the intersection
and i did a little easter weekend road rage i i just kind of laid on the horn right next to
their car and they wouldn't look at me you know what oh i don't feel bad about ashamed
they were you know what they couldn't look at you they knew what we're doing
that was actually what they did i was actually sally and i picking up ours
dude i was furious i was like and they were like they were looking at me before and i was like
kind of looking at them trying to give them like the wave like letting them know that i was gonna
go and they just hauled ass in there in their little Sonata and got right in front of me. And I, I was like, dude, I'm about
to act up on Easter, catch a case, man. At least dude, I'm so glad you did not catch a case on
Easter day. Honestly, it made me realize how it's the first time I've felt that kind of like
adrenaline and anger since this whole stuff has started.
I've been so calm.
It made me realize, oh, dude, this whole thing's kind of been calming, just being inside and not having to go out and stuff.
I haven't felt those feelings in a month at least.
This entire ordeal has made my tolerance for other people go way down.
Just seeing people acting stupid,
I just get way more angry very quickly.
My tolerance is just gone.
Is this what it's like to be an old person,
just kind of watching the kids
and just being like,
you kids shaking your fist at them?
Yeah.
Yeah, we're just all sent there.
Dylan, you can tell us about that.
No, I can't, dude.
Have you yelled at the kids in your
neighborhood yet dylan no man the kids been able to pretty chill so far anyway whatever
uh have any of them looked for autographs in your neighborhood dylan are there is it like
starter families all the way up to high school kids uh yeah it is man it's a lot of young parents
around here a lot of little little ones running around riding bikes and shit and then uh yeah it is man it's a lot of young parents around here a lot of little little ones running
around riding bikes and shit and then uh yeah there's some bunch of high school kids around
here too very very family into family oriented area i'm digging it man dylan are they austin
high what's the school district or high school for those kids austin high austin high is uh yeah the school district but um regents which is a private
school it's it's probably half a mile away from here yeah yeah we actually got some good kids
from there yeah so yeah lots of regents nerds those we didn't drive around we were looking
around we drove by regents and it was that their football field is unbelievable
just the grass is so tight yeah it's an it's an incredible shape yeah that's on one of my uh
my jogging paths jogging routes yeah it's it's cool man it's yeah it's really close to where i
live there's some serious uh estates back in that back in that neighborhood up the road from you
dude i've been i've been on a journey.
Yeah, I'm exploring the whole area with my runs.
And my God, it's kind of wild back there.
We get it, dude.
You run.
Yeah, you live in a nice, affluent neighborhood and you run.
Like, that's sick, dude.
Dave, are you still on the DL?
I miss you guys.
What?
Is Dave still on the DL?
I think I'm ready to get back out there.
I've been working out, but I've been avoiding the long-distance runs
just due to Achilles pain.
I thought that would be a good thing to just kind of lay off of for a few weeks.
Could it have been because you went from running zero miles
to doing like seven
in a day uh probably not the move uh in retrospect i should have done started out with like two miles
and maybe added a mile like each each one i don't know but i have to say will i think i might start
going to our old studio, the vape house,
and just kind of letting them know I'm going to park my car in front of their house and running those hills.
Cause that's a really hilly area.
There are some hills.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Dude,
hop on the,
uh,
hop on the resistance training with your boy over here.
We can just be,
we can just be going up hills at all times.
I don't have a Peloton,
so I don't,
I don't know how that's going to work in can keep running the hills and I'll be biking the hills
virtually speaking
okay we just FaceTime while we do it
yeah
I'll figure out how to put a laptop in front of there so I can just teach my own
Peloton classes but I haven't truly figured that out yet
uh Shido
Shido looks like he's got like this whole
setup where he's watching movies
he's got dual monitors he's probably doing some spreadsheets
too
these people know how to like turn their screens into like being able to watch
movies and stuff i gotta figure that shit out i'm just watching like i'm just i'm just doing
scenic rides through tuscany and napa which is dope but you know the scenery gets old sometimes
i need some new ones i bet randy randy can probably help you randy help me get the twitch going are
you you're a twitch boy uh dude i've got yeah the only thing holding me back now might be
might be uh my wife doing zoom calls at the same time as me trying to stream
but um all in all we got we got a live stream she's like trying to talk to your family and
then like you're just in the background like,
I'm trying to play video games with my friends.
Buddy, I'm working.
Sally went off in the kitchen yesterday for our Easter.
Ooh.
Like I said, I was just mashing that high resistance yesterday,
and I just needed some cows.
And she made a coffee cake yesterday morning,
which I went on record saying was the single greatest thing she's ever made.
The coffee cake was officially gone. We gave some to Micah and then I ate the remainder.
I was a monster. How many is that? How many servings? Five total servings.
Then you took down three of them?
I had four yesterday and one this morning.
Wow.
It was a lot.
Yeah.
And then we got a new walk.
So we made green curry last night.
Not many people are doing curry on Easter Sunday.
Dude, curry is good for you.
It's a good recovery thing for you and your biking.
There you go.
I'm training for – I don't know if this is feasible,
but I'm currently training because I think I want to try to do the Tour de France.
I don't see that happening.
On the Peloton?
No, no.
I want to do it.
I want to go to France and do the Tour de France.
Well, I got to tell you, man.
I feel like you're too big to do it.
I feel like all those guys are like jockey size.
Dude, I've always kind of thought like, you know,
maybe being an athlete wasn't my thing.
But the more I think about it, the more I think that there might be some credibility to the statement
that you can do anything you set your mind to.
And so I think –
You've been reading David Goggins' book too.
Is that what this is about?
Stay hard.
You know,
I gotta,
I gotta aim for,
for the moon,
you know?
And if I missed,
I'll still land among the stars.
Dylan,
did you like Goggins?
Did you like his post yesterday of him just running with a backpack with
presumably weights in it?
What's that guy's deal,
man?
Yeah.
I watched it and I got a little chuckle out of it.
He's really something. He, and he ends every video with stay hard stay hard hey i was laughing because me and
dan we've been trading workout stuff and he got mad at me when i was i told him i was doing long
distance runs he's and we're like yeah you can't build muscle uh when you're running long distance
it makes it hard and then like i brought up i was like well david goggins does it and i was like you know i probably shouldn't compare myself to a uh
like a guy who's in the top point zero zero zero one percent of all humans yeah yeah lofty
a little bit different genetics and mind power and everything there so
did you uh do you guys know that this might be breaking news to you
guys do you guys know that fly fishing charlie is going fishing with uh connor wanders dude i knew
that i knew that they hung out on occasion fly fishing charlie he's he's the he's the guy
we got to do that with fly fishing charlie i've done it and then he moved he was my mentor and
he just he took off in the night and i was just devastated that i didn't have anyone to teach me
how to fly fish anymore he baltimore cold stew yeah it was tough brett what did you what was
your spread like oh but spread last night we did fried chicken in the uh in the garage or we did
like the deep fryer situation first time i've done
that since uh or helped with it her dad did the whole thing i i stood on and watched the temperature
of the dh that's about it um but last time i did that my grandfather uh spilled we were doing a
turkey for new year's eve and the oil went all over his legs. And for years, he was getting skin grafts, and it was a scene.
So we haven't done those in my family for a minute.
That was like 2006.
And so we did it yesterday with fried chicken, and it went really well.
And homemade buttermilk fried chicken was one of the –
probably one of my favorite Easter meals I've ever done.
We did that.
probably one of my favorite Easter meals I've ever done.
We did that.
We did baked beans, like barbecue baked beans, pasta salad.
All really good, man.
We went all out in the kitchen yesterday.
Dude, I got to tell you, as a fried chicken connoisseur,
that chicken looked good on your IG.
The color was fantastic.
Dave, didn't you text me to the side and say that you thought it looked really bootleg no i definitely did not don't say that no it was it was fan in their own home
and then we were doing this thing where we just kept drinking non-stop so we were just doing
oh hell yeah cosmo teeny gin like i think i had every alcohol in the in the book yesterday
because we were just we were kind of playing around with mixing up drinks and then i was Rotini, gin. I think I had every alcohol in the book yesterday.
Because we were kind of playing around with mixing up drinks.
And then I was doing Masters stuff on their pond in their front yard.
Did you guys watch the Masters yesterday?
The running it back?
You guys see this?
You guys seen the Masters?
I watched most of it, yeah.
Hey, yeah!
I mean, the replay. Yeah, I watched most of it. I watched all of it, yeah. Hey, yeah! I mean, the reboot.
I watched all of it, and I have to say I'm glad I did.
It was good.
It was a good fill-in for obviously not the real thing,
but they had Tiger and Jim Nance doing a Zoom call with about the same technology that we're using now,
and it was great.
Tiger looked like he was in his indoor soundproof swing academy,
like the Tiger Woods swing academy.
Why did he have 20 putters behind him?
Yeah, why were there so many?
I guess because he's the cat dude i i thought i was watching
from afar i thought he was in his kitchen and those were like swords or knives or cutting utensils
so there are putters okay okay come on i'm gonna take a closer look at that
yeah i enjoyed that having him uh you know provide some commentary on like what he was thinking and
shots he was about to hit and where his mind you know mindset was at during different parts of that
final round that was pretty tight pretty cool insight yeah it was a power move for him to
put the green jacket on before the or when they threw it back to him after the final putt.
Yeah.
I kind of expected him to be in a red
crop.
What do they call the
turtleneck?
Mock neck?
Yeah, mock turtle.
But he didn't do it.
Dude,
I forgot
how much of a machine Molinari is
and was over the front nine, just clutch par putts,
and then it just came apart, man.
It was like just a snowball effect of everything that needed to happen
for Cat did happen.
Do you remember?
It was crazy on number 12, the par 3, that the group in front of them,
two of them hit it in the water, almost identical shots.
And then Tiger's group, which I forgot that they paired up with two other guys,
Finau and Molinari, they both hit it in the water too.
I forgot that that happened.
And he was the only one out of the two groups that landed safely over there.
He's a savvy veteran.
He knows you got to play.
You play that shot over the bunker,
man.
You can't go with that pin.
Cause he,
he was saying that Tony and Mo he was called.
Okay.
First of all,
he was calling Molinari Fran.
What a terrible thing to do.
I wouldn't,
no one is doing that I can promise you
that is not an approved nickname uh on any level but he was like yeah Fran and Tony they they were
hitting it they hit it flush the ball just died uh so he took it over the bunker but um he's a
little I don't know what I hate more Fran Fran or him calling Kepka Brooksy.
Like Brooksy,
it's unnecessary.
His name is already one syllable.
You don't need to give him a nickname.
No,
I feel like he's doing that just to like alpha Brooks a little bit.
Oh,
absolutely.
Yeah.
I think he pisses Brooks off,
but he can never show that publicly. So Tiger just does it on national television to jab at it.
So I think that that's
probably part of it. I also think that Tiger has such a reputation of like being unfriendly to
other players on tour, you know, cause he's like a pure psychopath out there that like, now that
he's like older and wiser and like gets along with the guys, he kind of overdoes it with the
nicknames. Like he wants people to be like, Oh, Tiger, he calls him Brooksy. They must be good
friends. So he kind of puts it out there and exaggerates it it's a rider cup effect
brooksie i admittedly did not watch any of it except for the aftermath when uh like after tiger
when he put on the green jacket i only really watched that i i tried to hold true to my weekend
plan of ignoring all masters content in hopes that it wouldn't affect my mood, but I got roped in a little bit.
You can't just not watch Tiger talk about that.
The Twitter coverage was fun, though.
I was having fun just watching along with everybody.
It was very fun, man.
I forgot how awesome it was, him walking off the green,
seeing the kids, his mom.
And his son, his son's such a cute kid with the back the giant backward cap and and and i was thinking more like
tiger really talked about this but they had never they those kids they'd never seen him at his best
like they'd never seen him win a major like they only knew him as like what tiger says the youtube
golfer or is what dylan, the YouTube's golfer.
And like for them to see,
to see him win,
it's like,
dude,
that's like the,
that they've never seen that before.
They've never seen him pull something out like that.
So that was cool.
Dave,
can you confirm it and I,
whether or not you were wearing your tiger woods,
Halloween costume while watching it yesterday?
I actually put on,
I put on pants and a,
and a polo yesterday.
I tried to try to dress up a little bit for Easter.
Golf shoes?
Did you put golf shoes on for the coverage?
No, I did not dress up for the coverage, Will.
I'm just asking, just making sure.
God.
Can we talk about our friends over at Quip real quick?
Yes, please.
I have a question for you guys.
Has your morning routine changed recently uh really no no it hasn't i don't know if i'm supposed to say yes but it has not well that's
probably because you guys are podcasters but a lot of people in the world who uh you know
actually have to go to like a real job their routines have changed drastically
yeah when your routine changes it impacts your oral care.
You know, you can get pretty much anything delivered to your door throughout this entire process.
But do you realize that you can get a toothbrush delivered too?
Yeah.
I'm keeping mine charged, man.
I'm ready to go.
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can you adjust can you address the rumors uh about a photo that surfaced online this weekend
which one there's been a couple uh it was a view and you were standing uh at the end of your driveway you were trying to get exposed by some people i believe oh yeah so will posted a photo will
well why don't you set the stage because you you you kind of uh you you did a stop by you did a
drive-by on my house you you came by said hi post pizza had a beer had a beer and played some uh banana grams via facetime with my buddy
and then uh we decided that pizza sounded really good so i decided to hop in the car go to jets
and as we got to jets i thought you know we're really close to dave and elissa's place let's do
a drive-by and so we uh drove in i saw that the swing academy was open for business the garage
door was open i saw the net ripple as i pulled in. Then I saw Dave just turn back and just look at our car. I was like, yeah, it's on right now.
We did a little social distancing for about 15 minutes.
Yeah, we did. It was nice to have human interaction. Saw Will. Will got a photo of me.
I had my seven iron on my shoulder. I think it was my seven. Somebody zoomed in
and saw that there's
an imprint. It looks like an
imprint of a ball on the toe.
They're saying, Dave, you hit
toe shots, man.
Yeah, I was dealing with that controversy
all weekend, but
I have no explanation for it.
There it is. Nice.
The question the world wants to know is, do you hit toe shots? What's up with the toe shots? Actually, the more that I look. Oh, there it is. Nice. Well, the question the world wants to know is do you hit toe shots?
Yeah, what's up with the toe shots?
Actually, the more that I look at it – put it back up, Randy.
The more that I look at it, it does kind of look like a camera anomaly,
but I'll play nice here and say it is from a toe shot.
But Dylan pointed something out before the pod that I would have to have hit
like thousands of toe shots for that to wear
not from one strike of the ball you can take it down yeah yeah you have to that wear pattern is
created by you know hundreds and hundreds of identical shots so my biggest thing in the world
is people chirping golf stuff in comments on Instagram to other
amateur golfers.
Like if anyone posts from a course and it's like,
Oh dude,
wide left.
And it's like,
okay.
Other amateur who sucks.
Like just being,
I'm sure comments.
I'm sure the dude,
the dude's dunking on me are all like scratch golfers.
I will admit I am a 10.2 handicap and I don't think I've hit a lot of toe shots into the net,
but I have definitely hit some off the hosel and missed the net and had the stray bullet ricochet.
That has happened twice.
I'm working on some things in the academy.
I'm really working on keeping my hands in front of the ball at impact.
One of those rattling around your garage will get Randy just riled up in the house.
Just like that's going fully horizontal to just like.
Dude, true story.
I lost a ball, and I don't know if it went through the drywall.
I don't know what happened.
But luckily, I can announce this.
I was gifted a Chippo, and they hooked it up with like –
the Chippo balls are soft.
They're like Nerf.
So I've been hitting those into the net instead of the actual golf ball
because if I blade or shank one of those, it's a lot less baggage there.
They give you a little bit of feedback too.
Like they're hard enough to know that you're hitting them,
and they're not like the wiffle balls.
I don't remember the chip off club you got to come by the academy i'll let you i'll just open the garage let you come in and get some reps in if you want can you set up like a laptop
so i can facetime with you i don't have to touch it you'll just start the call beforehand and then
i will just talk to you will i can sit in my car in the driveway
and just watch you with the windows up.
I'll be completely quarantined off from you.
Perfect.
I'm in.
I need to work on some stuff.
I do like the idea that I was just like hood in the face
working on toe shots,
like just working on like a toe hook,
like out of the woods or something all weekend.
That would be a...
You're just really doing some like, yeah,
some hyper niche swing techniques in hopes that it can improve the game.
Maybe I'm standing too far from the ball.
Who knows?
Hey, why didn't you guys invite Dylan?
Because it was sporadic.
People were wondering.
I didn't know I was going to Dave's until I picked up the pizza
and was like, damn, we're close to Dave's.
Sally sent us a text.
It's Alyssa and I, and it said, come outside in one minute.
I was already in the garage.
Dylan, I'll stop by your place on this Saturday.
Yeah, I'll hold my breath, man.
Cool.
Oh, no.
I probably wouldn't if I were you, but yeah, cool.
Sick.
I can't wait to see you, man.
I want the first time I can go to your house to be a housewarming party.
I don't want to stand outside of that thing and not know what it's like inside.
I want to be mixed up.
You don't want to do a drive-by and check out the crib?
No, I do.
We're good.
Dylan, you're going to be passed out drunk in the backyard again anyway.
I can't wait to show you all the crib, man.
I probably had three. Sally had three. She was pretty turd. I had zero. I can't wait to show you all the crib, man. How many mimosas did you have yesterday?
I probably had three.
Sally had three.
She was pretty turd.
I had zero.
Alyssa had three.
I had zero.
I did have a Peroni.
Why are all the basics are having three?
Nothing makes me more tired than having just a couple mimosas, man.
It just really knocks me out.
Champagne in general, just just not i can't
believe it's like a like a wedding or a party beverage because it gets you tired as fuck
gotta be careful i only drink party beverage
what are you drinking nothing should we can we talk about mcconaughey's uh bandana tutorial
i have not seen this. I'm very excited.
We're going to play it for you right now.
If you want to watch the actual video,
I would recommend going to Matthew McConaughey's Twitter account or Instagram account.
I guess he's at McConaughey,
which is a good app for him to acquire.
I don't know what he's doing.
I don't know where he is in the woods when he taped this video,
but let's take a listen.
If you're watching on YouTube at watch media channel,
uh,
here it is.
I'm bounty hunter,
Bobby Bandito,
but you can call me Bobby B.
I say it's high time we catch this killer,
because we got more living to do.
Here's how.
So you lay down your favorite bandana, unfold it like so.
Get your trusty coffee filter that you had on the go.
Get your two rubber bands.
Roll one down, one in like this.
Roll the other one down, this in like that.
Fold them over like so.
Grab a hold, and you're good to go.
Now remember, stay at home.
But if you gotta go, strap it on like so.
I'm challenging all you triple Bs out there.
It's time for us to band together and see who can make the most badass bandito bandana
so we can beat the Corona V.
Bobby B style
Dude, that's amazing
That is so much better than I thought
I didn't realize, when you explained this this morning
I didn't know it was like
It had production, I thought it was just him talking to the camera
Like he's been doing, that was amazing
Why does he take days off?
I don't get
it dude he is a content monster i mean like he called it corona v bobby bandito oh he shot out
he shot out all his triple b's out there like taking down corona v why is he posting in the woods signs that say that they need to
catch coronavirus he's it's it's a it's an awareness campaign and he's having he's doing
he's putting a little mcconaughey twist on it and you know what thank god for him thank god
for mcconaughey i feel like he talks about that a lot and i worry that like somebody one day like
he's like he's probably been at a dinner one time where another famous person's just like,
dude, shut up.
Do you think
he was sitting there editing the video
in his house, putting up graphics
and stuff for Bobby Bandito?
He edited it.
He did the poster
in Photoshop
and then printed it off on his printer and then
went out to the woods and was like, alright, babe, will you tape this? What's his wife's name? Camilla? No clue.
Honestly, the video was pretty helpful. I know. I don't want to make my own.
Bobby Bandito. Bobby Bandito. Have there been any celebrities out there that have just had terrible content
That you're just like oh my god stop
Ooh
Good question
I will say McConaughey is on the strong end
He's really powering through
Taylor Kitsch
I don't know if you guys follow him
His Instagram is a little weird
I don't really know
I know he's hot and chicks dig him but
what he's doing he's like got this like stuffed animal and he's doing like
funny content and it's not that funny but people are gonna like laugh because it's him
i don't know he seems like a good dude though i think he he has a house in austin so if you ever wants to join us he's more
than welcome all the celebs the patreon house of creativity but we had to cancel that that's too
bad that's all the celebs posting videos from their you know like 10 million dollar mansions
talking about how you know we know it's tough to stay home right now but you got to do it they're
all getting shit on by everybody which makes sense well like i saw so i actually thought uh like John Legend and Chrissy Teigen, I think they did some interview somewhere and they said that like, oh, yeah, it's wearing on us.
And then everyone on Twitter was like shitting on them.
And I'm like, well, if someone asks you what's going on, like you can't just like be like, well, we're super privileged and we live in a mansion, so we're fine.
Like that's a worse answer than like saying, you know, it's wearing on us a bit, but we're trying to make the best of it.
Yeah, people are just swarming on celebs when they do that shit right now
it's really i'll be honest i'm kind of i'm kind of taking a little bit of pleasure when people
start dunking on the john legend and uh t chrissy tegan i don't know why it's just because every i
never liked her i i never got it i don't know i know i's just because I never liked her. I never got it.
I don't know.
I know I was in the minority there, but I just didn't think.
My thoughts on that don't apply just to them, though.
If a celebrity is asked how they're doing and they're like, oh, it's wearing on me.
I mean, yeah, it's wearing on everybody.
They can't be penalized for that.
But at the same time, no one should feel bad for these celebrities at all.
But at the same time, no one should feel bad for these celebrities at all. Because if they're in their mansions watching dope-ass shit in their home cinemas,
no one should feel bad for them.
Brings up a good point.
Did you guys see Bieber getting dunked on for his mansion?
No.
That's the ugliest house I've ever seen in my entire life.
People are ragging on Bieber's house.
It's kind of funny.
It does look like it's from the future,
and it's definitely not my taste.
I'm not a postmodern type guy,
but it's interesting.
Twitter was having fun with it.
Randy, if you get a chance,
you could probably find it on Twitter really easy
and throw it up there for Will.
It does look like it's from The Sims.
The house looks like it's from the year
2060 or what we imagine the year
2060 to look like. Is it the circular
one in Beverly Hills?
Yeah. What the fuck is that place?
It looks
like the coldest, most uncomfortable
place to hang out in. It looks like there's
too much natural light that can get in there. I love
me some natural light, but there's just way
too much going on there.
Are we positive that's his house?
Is that not just like an internet thing?
He can buy whatever.
Do we have double source confirmation on that?
We'll just go with what the internet's telling us, Brad.
Calm down.
It's the net.
Yeah, I'm going to believe it.
I will say the interior is dope.
He's been getting some grams off and looks solid on the inside, unsurprisingly.
I put a what do you mean on my spin playlist the other day.
I can confirm that it still slaps.
That's got a good BPM, right?
Oh, yeah.
It's got a ticking clock.
It's just great.
It's got a grandfather clock, Dylan.
I don't know why you're singling me out on that. Aren you the big grandfather clock guy didn't we just talk about this i think that was brett man what me grandfather clock i like i love a
grandfather clock we had one at the crib growing up i don't think we ever had one that the constant
ticking is something you get used to but it's still kind of annoying it's just always there always ticking loud my parents have one and it uh it'll ding like every
15 minutes and if you're watching a movie or a show you're like probably don't need to do that
every 15 minutes oh that would drive me fucking nuts yeah that's like uh yeah that's like going to
alamo draft house and during the most intense part of the movie at the end they start handing
out the checks and it's like all right can't you just do this like two seconds later you've
seen this movie a million times because you work here it also lets you know that the movie's got
like 20 minutes left yeah it's like okay so i guess i know where we stand right now it's brutal
i don't know of a better way for them to do it, but that's why I'm not a huge fan
of seeing dramatic movies at Alamo.
Yeah.
I don't want to hear some dude eating bruschetta
next to me,
like chomping down on it.
I mean, they do keep it quiet there.
I feel like I'm going to get kicked out
for looking at my phone one of these days.
I did get a warning once.
Oh, look at you, man know bad boy i was it was
just uh i was watching the revenant or i think that's what it's called the leo oh yeah yeah
and it was my first time ever being there and i took my phone out to see what time it was so i
could gauge how long in the movie we were and i got sniped by some waiter across the place and he
came over and yelled at me you're the bad you're the bad
boy of cinema yeah i was like get the fuck out of my face let me drink my pepsi and eat my sour
patch kids in peace oh what do we got here did y'all see the oh go ahead dave i was gonna see
if y'all saw that uh did, there's a Diddy controversy.
He's been speaking to celebs going live.
Is it the one with Lizzo?
Yeah.
So he went live yesterday.
And I think, I don't know what,
it was like some kind of Easter thing. And they were listening to music and stuff.
And Lizzo, he let Lizzo join in the live.
So yeah, Diddy up here with his sons and Lizzo.
And Lizzo starts like really breaking it down and twerking. that's what she does and diddy gets in the camera he's like oh hey whoa
whoa whoa it's sunday we're we're trying to keep it you know keep it pg or whatever and so he gets
rid of lizzo on the live and then uh drea d-r-a-y-a i'm not that familiar with her but she's a model she does a bunch of stuff she's skinny
she's like not super thick
and she starts doing
the exact same thing and Diddy just leaves it
on and he's like completely cool with it
so he's getting roasted because he let
he let Drea
he let Drea break it off
and cut off Lizzo
Diddy?
That's hilarious I mean yeah it's a tough
look but Diddy's got the salt and pepper beard going he looks good man dude he and Will Smith
were live last night and I tuned in for like I don't know 60 seconds and uh they both had some
salt and pepper beards going I loved it do you know Diddy's my boy. Yeah. Got that pic together.
You should post it right now.
You should repost it and be like, wow, dude, since he's in the news cycle,
I thought I'd talk about this time that I met him.
Oh, man, you can't do Lizzo like that.
That's cold.
It's messed up, dude.
What's your beef with Lizzo?
You can't have Lizzo on your live stream and expect not to see some twerking.
She's going to put it down low.
I didn't throw ass.
Like that's just,
that just comes with the territory when you have her on.
I kind of like that about her too.
If we had her on,
she didn't,
she didn't work.
I'd be very disappointed.
What if I was like that?
What if like,
Ed,
you guys knew that we couldn't record the,
the podcast in the studio.
Cause like,
I was just going to while out the entire time.
We'll just won't stop twerking on camera. Like, on camera like dude why like he's just trying to dagger at all times
oh with will mons has been taken off at the daggering lately
why are you daggering contests with cash prizes yeah we so yes in order to dagger at will mons
you have to quarantine yourself for two weeks at Wilmonds.
Uh,
and then we will let you out and you're allowed to dagger.
Damn.
Uh,
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uh,
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What's that?
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Dude,
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We used to have some in the office.
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Oh, dude.
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Will, are you sneaky getting like an ass now from riding your peli all the time?
Worried about getting stupid thick.
What if I just show up to Matt's old ranch and I'm just caked up?
Dude, I think you already were.
Yeah, you got that pick off that one time.
I had the dad legs, but my ass has never popped like I want it to.
Are you about to be slim thick?
With a cute ass.
slim thick with the cute ass no i i need to i need to start i need to start getting a little more aggressive if i need to get slim thick just do hills the whole time that's kind of what i
honestly that's kind of what i do but i need to get my reps up i was told by my buddy who's a big
cyclist that my uh my revolutions need to go up a little bit. My cadence. What's your average revolutions per minute?
Yeah.
So mine's really low because I pretty much only do climbs right now.
Oh, that makes sense.
It's lower.
It's just below 60, I think, most of the time.
And I really want to get that higher because I want to start actually doing –
I actually want to buy a road bike at some point if I keep this going long enough
because I think it would be a nice way to go see shit and not just do it in my apartment
but uh i need to get my i need to get my cadence up it's too slow right now but my my my kilojoules
are just firing so i don't care does that translate the does the pelly translate to the road
i mean i'm working all the same muscles that you'd work on the road so i mean
i just it's just better if you know getting used to it you know it's like treadmill verse
verse actually running yeah yeah i would think that the bike doing a bike would be better than
running on a treadmill as far as like you know the comps because running on a treadmill you're
not moving you're not um propelling yourself off the earth, right. Off of something solid. Yeah. But riding, riding a bike, it's just riding a bike. Like
the only thing different is you're not moving. That was my science breakdown of that.
That was a good breakdown, Dave. Hey, cut that clip, man. Let's just, that'll go viral.
We have some, we have some unfortunate news. i know a lot of people have had plans ruined
throughout this entire thing and you know we're not we're not shielded from that either
but uh our plans to go to burning man this year have officially gone out the window
and we have to attend online only yeah burning man online what in the world is going on here it says burning man is moving to
what it refers to as the multiverse which i for this year's meeting i like the name the multiverse
it says quote after much listening discussion and careful consideration we've made the difficult
decision to not build black rock city in 2020 read a friday announcement from the burning man
project the quote goes on given
the painful reality of covid19 one of the greatest global challenges of our lifetimes we believe this
is the right thing to do in 2020 we need human connection and immediacy more than ever the
announcement continued but public health and well-being of our participants they go on and on
so now we're just doing a multiverse which they describe as a virtual metropolis waiting for us to come home
we can build it together be together and burn together only digitally instead of in the dust
i'm done i can't do this dude let's go
so i would rather i would rather go to burning man like physically and then do it digitally
like it just that just sounds like
my nightmare are you guys going to return the outfits that you bought for burning man
i mean it's just a sock so i'm just wearing my bobby bandito bandana that's all i'm gonna wear
actually is this something a lot of people do is bandanas free. It's free. It's true. I don't know.
They don't charge tickets for Burning Man anyway.
I think you just kind of show up.
So if we wanted to enter the multiverse, I think we'd just go.
Really?
Burning Man is free to attend?
Dude, I don't think you have to pay to get into Burning Man.
I think you just get on the road and drive in.
There's no corporate sponsors or anything.
I thought BlackRock did it.
I think that's just what it's called is it black water i could be totally wrong i have no clue yeah it's a private defense
contractor uh i guess they are i guess they're like 475 which are up for 50 or up 50 in the year
before i was always under the impression that it was just some big uh you know not associated with
any corporate thing and that's what made it like what it was buying it i thought that too stupid
you don't hear i wonder if uh i wonder if a lot of people are gonna have to return their
puppies and queso shirt yeah the the devastating news would be if they i mean yeah they've already canceled like
coachella and everything like that right yeah stage coach yeah good he's trying to think of
the dumbass one that all those idiots from the bachelor franchise go to stage coach dude
do you think blake is like relieved or like bummed no that's his super bowl dude like if he can go to an edm set at at stage
coach even though it's a country music festival like he's just in heaven it doesn't do that guy
cleans up at stage coach like he's devastated clearly i mean he was with what caitlin and
christina who is he with that entire time? Everybody. And you know what else? He seems like the most likely candidate to be caught at like a party during quarantine.
Like he's at like some underground like bachelor contestant reunion or something.
And it gets out and everybody just roasts him.
Like I could see him having that lack of self-awareness.
He is the lowest hanging fruit of that franchise right now.
And it's the greatest thing on earth.
That guy sucks.
Are we going to get actual characters
for Listen to Your Heart?
Are we going to get people from the franchise?
Are they going to try to draw us in by using other people?
Do we see Demi tonight?
They're going to shoehorn in
their greatest hits.
JoJo's definitely making an appearance, right?
Yeah, he's going to make an appearance. gonna make an appearance music angle to play with too
yeah i don't jojo and like rogers like host it or something like that i think they have a big role
i don't need him on there i didn't know that i i honestly know don't know very much going into it
and that's the way i like it yeah i'd prefer it that way i did see under right underneath mcconaughey's uh video for bobby bandito he uh his last tweet was from
april 12th and it's just of a cross and it just says crossroads plus crucifixes and it said the
first thing i thought was man that would be a great country song for a shitty country singer to do
have they already there's got to be someone that's already done that
well there's three wooden crosses shout out randy travis to do. There's got to be someone that's already done that.
Well, there's Three Wooden Crosses. Shout out Randy Travis.
It's a good song.
It doesn't appear until there is a song like that, so that's
a free agent right now.
Is there an album like that, though?
Bobby Bandito. You know the Banditos
are a noted motorcycle gang
in Texas and throughout the Southwest.
Were they involved in the restaurant shooting?
The Twin Peaks shooting in Waco, Texas.
They were.
It was the Bandidos and the Cossacks.
The most bizarre gang shootout of all time.
Dude, yeah.
Shut down the Twin Peaks in Waco, dude.
That's a bummer.
They got a great menu. Is there like a documentary on that or anything there needs to be if not but i don't think there is you know i don't
even know if i want to see it they have uh security like from inside the restaurant when
shots start popping off and i mean it's it's a scene people are ducking under tables and shit
it was wild, man.
Imagine you're just in there with the boys trying
to have a couple beers that are
exactly 34 degrees chilled
because they tell you that.
You're just eating some brisket
nachos and next thing you know,
the Sons of Anarchy
episode breaks out at your bruster on.
Not ideal.
No dead body parking lot.
We had a dude at Hooters almost pull a gun out of his trunk that one time.
Dude,
that was weird.
That was the most,
that was the most scared I've been in a long time.
And it was unfortunate that it was out of Hooters.
That was,
that was weird.
I forgot about that.
Yeah. Some dude got, got mad in the Hooters and said, he gonna go to his trunk and i was like are we about to do i need to like go huddle
behind the bar or something like that dude's popping trunk popping trunk at hooters we also
were at hooters another time when like a pro a trump protest rolled up to like the front of it
and i was like are we about to get like taken over in hooters like i'm just trying to eat some daytona style wings i almost think that was the same day no it was not the same day
it wasn't okay well positive maybe i was just trying to make it yeah i was gonna say i was
just trying to like lessen how many times we went to hooters in this hypothetical i just think we
need to i mean we can't go there anymore because they did shut down our local hometown hooters but
uh we probably needed to stop going there anyway because every time we went there, we put ourselves in a dangerous situation.
Like three for three on that.
That chicken sandwich there is legit.
Everything's legit.
I don't even like waffle fries and I like their waffle fries.
Wings are good.
Wings.
Okay.
So are we not going to Burning burning man i'll be i'm not i will not be e attending digital i'm going to use my goggles from breckenridge just for my virtual burning man
it's too bad that we had a big sponsorship lined up to get an rv run out there in the desert
We had a big sponsorship lined up to get an RV run out there in the desert.
So we'll put it on next year's revenue.
The thing about Burning Man is it's a man burning.
I never thought about that.
Yeah, good point, David.
Brett, you brought something up.
I want to show y'all.
Oh, I can't find it. There is an RV for sale on my Nextdoor app.
Wow.
57,000 miles?
Is it a Winnebago?
It's a Winnebago, yeah.
I don't know the difference.
I'm a broker.
Oh, we got to get it.
It's a 98 Catalina.
We'll use it for something.
Yeah, we will.
It's only the second owner too.
Hell yeah.
Third time's a charm.
I could see Dylan getting really into RVing
at some point in his life.
No, that's not me, man.
I don't like road trips.
You don't like the open road?
Really?
I don't like to be in a car,
even a Winnebago.
You remember how cranky he was on the way to Dallas?
Oh, Dylan stays cranky.
No, I mean, no.
If I can sit in the back and chill and play poker and shit, yeah.
I don't want to be driving that.
The back.
You sitting in the back is the least expected thing from you.
Yeah, that's kind of what I'm saying.
I would be expected to drive if if i you know if i owned
one if i owned it and that's just not me i don't want to do that everyone's having fun in the back
i'm i'm at 10 and 2 just tearing down the road i don't want to do that i did i buddy i'm buddy
i'm driving here you just want to sit in the captain's seat and chill. Hell yeah. Dude, did you all have friends growing up who had captain's seats in their parents' minivans?
Their Astro vans?
Those are the best.
You did?
Yeah.
Do you remember the ones that they swiveled?
It was just like a Chrysler.
Yes.
They swiveled to the side or backwards.
They don't make them like that anymore, man.
I have one of
those like super comfortable ones i mean they drove it everywhere it's their everyday car but
it had like full recliners in the back it was wild my parents would never go for one
will did you have like the taurus hatchback where the the seat pointed backwards yep
really our first car that i remember my parents driving had the seat that went backwards.
I always wanted to sit in the white station wagon.
I've never been in one of those.
It was weird looking back.
I mean, at the time, I thought it was cool,
but it was kind of weird looking back on it,
just staring at the people behind you driving.
It's awkward.
We definitely had one.
That seems dangerous.
I also had a white Miata at the same time.
Oh, hell yeah.
Damn. Was that Miata for sale same time. Oh, hell yeah. Damn.
Let's go with that Miata for sale on 71 for like $1,400.
Miatas are not expensive right now.
If we wanted one, we could easily get one.
Should we get out of here?
Halfway to Bastrop.
I might go take a look at it on my way back.
We need to get out of here before we actually buy a Miata.
Yeah.
I agree.
Hey, RIP Tavares Jackson.
Yeah. Man, what a bummer.
Sad.
Car wreck, man. Great college quarterback.
That sucks. 36 years old?
Yep.
Too soon. Good boy.
Makes you think.
I think he hung up a few W's on the Lions.
Yeah, he was always, like, whenever he went in the game as a backup,
you're like, oh, shit.
Like, we're not out of the woods here.
Yeah.
Too bad.
Too bad.
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it's good dave that's a good that's a good impersonation of typing
or dylan yeah dylan's a guy he's the most effective hunting pet guy of all time
pretty fast with it yeah i can't i can't you cruise i can't believe effective hunt and peck guy of all time. Pretty fast with it. Yeah. I can't.
I can't do it.
You cruise.
I can't believe you hunt and peck.
Oh, yeah.
Shut up.
Mind your own fucking business.
All right.
Let's get out of here.
See you guys tomorrow.
Bye.
Oh.
Oh.
Fuck.
Ha.