Circling Back - Banned Words, Galaxy Gas, & Diddy Troubles
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All right, we're back circling back podcast watch media headquarters Austin, Texas.
My name is Will DeFries to my left.
David Ruff, good tweet or bad tweet.
CBS Sports's Tom Fornelli tweets.
Rope hats look stupid.
And one day in the future, you'll see a photo of yourself wearing one and think,
you look like an idiot.
OK, bud. Okay, bud.
Hey, Tom.
Take this one off because pretty much every photo I see of any
dude from the 80s wearing a rope hat.
I think that dude rules.
Thank you.
If maybe he's never been over to washed media dot shop.
And if I were him, I would just take a gander and then tell me
it looks stupid.
Okay use promo code we don't give out promo codes there maybe one day we have before.
Anyway thank you Will. I'm looking up Tom Fornelli right now I've only seen him on Twitter.
Yeah I bet this is a reaction to the NFL leaning all the way into rope hats. You'll notice every coach on the sideline is rocking their team's rope hat.
So it's kind of hit.
We might be dealing with big rope hat.
It's no longer like, um, just for your, your frat guy longing for the
years of the mid to late eighties.
This is, this is getting mainstream.
They've gone mainstream.
That's what I was gonna say.
You don't want like a white rope hat that just has giant letters on it that says CWBYS.
That sounds kind of sick Dave. Would that interest you? So it's a valis. It's valis.
No, I don't want that. Okay.
So I draw the line at professional gear.
I like to keep that a little bit separate.
My road pets, I don't really want to rock my NFL franchise for a number of reasons actually.
My wife, Sally, asked me what the deal was this weekend with hats that say things, but
it's upside down.
You know, I sort of low key have the same question. Yeah, I had to explain to her that she's very late on noticing this, that if you go to,
I'm sure if you go to uptown Dallas on a Friday night, you're gonna see some absolute boys
just walking around.
Just mobbing.
That's pretty dope to know that your wife isn't having an affair with a 24-year-old douchebag.
Yeah, it was kind of comforting. It was comforting knowing that she's been away from that.
Yeah. It would be a problem if she's like, well, you should start wearing these. Like, ah, what?
Wearing tall tees and shit. You should wear your chain outside of the tall tee and here,
how about this Dallas hat, but it's upside down. That Chivalry. Hey, I have my first ever stye and David's gotten bigger since even you've seen it.
It looks like I am touching it.
Yeah, you might.
Yeah, you know, you were touching it yesterday.
You're giving me you're you're giving me stop touching.
I.
Chelsea read that if you massage it, it can help it go down.
Yeah.
I'm not touching it.
I'm not touching it.
I'm not touching it.
I'm not touching it. I'm not touching it. I'm not touching it. I you were touching yesterday. You're giving me you're you're giving stop touch I'd Chelsea read that if you massage it it can help it. Okay, go down
Usually works the opposite. Yeah, usually it's totally flipped. I
Think I think I can touch it. Yeah with clean hands not with your dirty finger. I just wash my hands
I don't know if you did you've been voted number one person at wash media
Where's it to just run the sink and not wash your hands. No, that's not me
I'm not I don't know if I do know I won't say who it actually is
But it's definitely not me. Have you seen have you seen what the wait? There's a fake hand washer in the office
It's definitely Dylan. It's not have you seen the like have you guys noticed what the soap that Randy purchase looks like when you squirted?
Into your hand. Yeah, you should see the sunblock. He got in Japan
If you pull my yeah my low my lower eyelid down and look at it,
it looks like there's a pearl just lodged in my eyelid.
Maybe it is a pearl, dude.
All right, Dr. Bernanke, our guy,
our shooter out in Georgia, dermatologist, please advise.
The internet says to put, and Dave also told me this,
to put like a warm
compress against it compress compress it and I've done that I did it for like
hours yesterday it does nothing so I don't I don't believe that you sat for
hours with a warm compress on your face. I did it about three different sessions.
He gets impatient when the water cools off.
I watched him in the hotel room.
I did.
I've been, I reheated and I did it over and over and over again yesterday.
Nothing.
So look, I might have to go to the doctor or something for this thing.
It sucks.
So uncomfortable.
It sucks.
It can't be that uncomfortable.
No, it's, it's one of the worst ones I've seen and mine was like barely visible and it bothered the hell out of me. Thank you, Dave, for supporting me here. And
I will say if I affected from when you were trying to get your eyelid pierced, maybe hand
up if I'm if I'm working on a nose hair or something in that bathroom, I will definitely
I this is bad, not green at all. I'll let that water run for a little bit. Wow, dude,
I was watching something the other day that said,
if you're having trouble staying awake for something,
just ripping those hair out,
it'll wake you up for a little bit.
And I was like, honestly,
that's a really good idea for driving late night.
Rogan swears by an ice cold towel around the neck.
He said it'll buy you another 15, 20 minutes.
I was like, he talked about that recently.
And I was thinking, man, I love just reaching over
into my cold towel freezer in my car
and just grabbing one.
Buy you another 20 minutes when you're like,
when you're trying to finish a show or something?
No, no, no, driving.
He was saying he used to drive late night
between shows or whatever, but I do love a cold towel.
There's nothing more baller than when a restaurant
shows up like randomly in the middle of the meal and just hands you a towel
Yeah, I don't care if that shit's hot or cold
That's baller shit when when you go up to like the first tee on a hot day in Texas and the starter hands you a towel
It's just all we're on right now. Mm-hmm. That's like that's the kind of service you get when you stay over at Dylan's
He's got a towel fridge right next to the bed. I Come on man. What are we doing? No, that's what I'm saying. What are we doing? What I?
Want to get rid of this thing?
Just get rid of that thing desperately. I want to get rid of this that pop it
Is it pop? I feel like you'd have you can pop anything if you press hard enough reverse pop
You'd have to do an inward pop into your eyeball. Please don't pop my style.
Let me pop it.
I'll sanitize a needle.
I'll poke that bish and then I will squeeze it out.
Apparently you can't get them drained.
Drain it.
I gotta go to the doctor for that.
I'm not gonna be able to look at anything
but your eye for the rest of the episode.
I know man.
It's okay.
If I look down, I can just straight up see it.
It's like, it sucks. Anyways, this is not about me. We're doing a show here. Shout out to you for
not wearing glasses to like conceal it a little bit. I've seen several people have styes lately.
Are styes in right now? No, I don't think they're in, but I feel like there's something going on.
My son had one recently. Really? I usually get a pulse of our demographic by people submitting
rough Monday stories on Sunday, scarries.
And the amount of styes that were submitted last week was enough to
make me think, huh, a lot of styes going on.
Huh, it's a stye epidemic.
Did you get the jab?
I got the first jab.
Yeah.
I didn't, I didn't get boosted though.
Come just I've been, I'm compiling a study.
You got jabbed.
I got boosted.
No style yet.
Okay.
He's getting too go boosted.
I know.
And here's what, here's the thing, dude.
I think the second shot that I got, I don't think it was even a vaccination.
I think they gave me the woke mind virus.
Oh shit.
That's even worse.
Yeah, dude.
I've been having trouble shaking it.
Oh shit, that's even worse. Yeah, I've been having trouble shaking it.
They call me so woke that they're calling me
the cold compress.
Cold compress.
Right, because it wakes him up.
Wakes up heat pull-up.
Oh, got it, yeah.
Cold towel over here.
Yep.
Dude.
Okay, well I hope I don't trigger you today.
Hey, and if I do,, sorry for if you're offended
Wait, isn't hold on. I'm looking at Dave's computer. It's that full battery right now
But the fuck tank is actually on empty. Oh my god, really?
Yeah
Case of the fuck around how many folks do you have like if you were to give them out like how many do you have?
To give that's interesting to bring that up.'ve got none you have no fucks no where'd you
give them all to i don't care just passing them out hey whatever man if you're still saying that
by the way and you're not being you know sarcastic what or ironic that you have zero fuck zero
looks good you're just a loser i don't know if you are. You're a total fucking loser. Yeah, but here's the thing. You can call them a loser.
You can call Dave a loser to his face right now. Does that mean giving a fuck? But he doesn't have
any fucks to give. That's true. So it's like, it's going to bounce right off of you. You're
like in an echo chamber right now. That's a good point. That's your problem. You're living in an
echo chamber. My bullets are powerless against you. It's like, it's like a circle. It's like you called them a loser.
They don't have any fucks to give. So I offended zero people by saying that.
Exactly. Okay. Good. Good to know.
We have a very loaded episode today, not as loaded as tomorrow's episode,
which is beyond the paywall, patreon.com slash circling back podcast, uh,
where we will be doing everyone's favorite game show. Do you know
it? A game show podcast hosted by Randy Trimbaki produced by
Will DeFries and with participants Dylan, Dave and
Brett. I'm actually glad that I'm producing tomorrow to
guarantee that I can have a spot in the spooky season. Do
you know it? Some of y'all some of y'all might not have that
luxury. I'm gonna miss spooky season.
Yeah, I intentionally tanked last week.
Damn it.
Or last month.
Randy's definitely setting these game shows up
to filter towards certain people at this point.
So we'll see if-
Can I?
Not true.
Can I get that spooky exemption, Randy?
Why don't you just like not lose?
You could just tell Brett, like, hey, you're producing.
Here's the thing, each time, believe it or not, I try not to lose. Somehow I always do.
I thought that was like the whole bit.
All right. Yeah.
There was one single time when I was so behind that I just got in a bad mood and I thought,
I'm not even trying anymore. I'm just going to produce next time.
I've had those games.
Yeah. Yeah. Do you know what a game show podcast? Tomorrow. And as always in October,
we're doing spooky season for the entirety
You're probably thinking yourself, but hold on guys. There's five
Tuesdays in October this year like that's a lot of spooky for one single podcast. I got news for you guys
We're in a good spot. It's gonna be spooky all October. I have a note
I would like to share okay in addition to everybody should hop on board for spooky season
Please email spooky at washed media commcom. If you have something spooky,
you'd like us to discuss. Um, hell, you know what? I'll even open it up for a,
I'm not saying we're going to do spooky cold calls, but
Oh, listen,
if you've got a story and you want to talk to us, if it's good enough,
hit me up spooky at washed media.com and final note
Too much dip our sports vehicle. We're gonna drop it tomorrow afternoon. We're recording tomorrow afternoon
We got two games tonight and we are gonna we're gonna knock it out tomorrow. So
Yeah, be prepared dip nation
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Circling back in our shop that has been recently updated wash media dot shop go shop there
but
You guys ready bro. Let's go out this weekend. There's a crazy event happening. I like to turn off bro bro bro
There's a crazy event happening
Let's just go have fun and make going. David Woodrow's let's go.
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Dude. Dylan, what'd you get into this weekend?
Thanks for asking, Will. Had a pretty excellent weekend. Dave and I and Randy as well. Brett
was there. We went to a little place called Louisville, Kentucky.
One of my favorite cities. Boy, did we have a time a time one of my favorites isn't one of the most welcoming cities
You've ever been to it was a great city. We enjoyed it. We stayed downtown the Marriott
Closed a lot of action and we we had a lot of fun. We went to bourbon and beyond
And it was they took great care of us. It was an excellent music fest
We saw some we've been talking about the lineup
forever, so I don't get into all the all the bands, but man
they it was it was all really really fun. Who snuck up on
y'all? What what band snuck up the hardest and you were like,
okay. Ooh. So we we left Red Clay Strays because we were
trying to make an early exit and beat the crowd a little bit
and we walked past Tadeski Trucks Band as they were performing. And Dave and I, we were passing and he was like,
let's stop and let's listen to this song. And I'm glad we did. They were going hard.
Oh yeah. They opened up with Allman Brothers, Statesboro Blues. And I was hearing it from the
Red Clay Stray's stage and I was like, that sounds so good that I'm like,
is this music coming from one of these tents over here?
And no, it wasn't, it was them and they were jamming
and they nailed it.
It was so well done.
Red Clay Stray is really legit.
They had the saxophone absolutely busting.
Yeah, they were good, man.
They sounded really good live.
So that was Friday. And then Saturday, we kind of fell into some tickets to the Louisville Georgia Tech game. And they were like, so
the PR company, Lemonade, they were like, we have these tickets, you want to go? We're
like, oh yeah, maybe. And they're like, by the way, they're field passes. And we said,
yes, we'll be there. Yeah. We, we will be there when you hear a field pass
That's when you just drop everything so we sat in these this little section right in front of the end zone
It was like I'm not gonna call it a sweep, but it was like its own little like
What do you call that? What do you call? They were field seats field seats on the field and
We got to walk down on the field. We had passes we could go on the field the entire game and it was so sick
I've never i've never had access like that to a football game before and why didn't they let y'all skydive it?
Dude, that was one of the coolest things i've ever seen so we were on the field
They had the the paratroopers come down. Uh, they're five five or six of them. I think that that uh,
parachuted in
And it was it was just awesome. They're like right above our head
I put it on my Instagram store or Instagram
If you want to see it at D chivalry, go check it out. It was just awesome, man
Got a selfie with Louie the mascot. That was good. Yeah
And it was just awesome. So from there we left and went straight to the festival again. This was on Saturday
That's a big day big day big big day And got there in time to see Cody Jinx, who I love. We caught one
song of Whiskey Myers. I wish we caught more of them. They were
good. We heard Stone, which is a great song that they do. We did
Cody Jinx, then we closed with Zach Bryan before we left. And
it was great.
Any controversy after Zach Bryan said that Kanye was better than Taylor
Swift on his Twitter account?
He weirdly Thursday leading up.
There were some rumors popping around.
He didn't acknowledge that when he was up there that we saw.
Yeah.
But just a great time, great festival and it wore your boy out a little bit.
But you know what?
We had an excellent, excellent time.
Then flew back early Sunday morning.
I need a review.
As I know that some were eaten.
I want the review of the Louisville hot Brown, their classic sandwich that you
can only find in Louisville, Kentucky.
Uh, Randy, you had, you had some reviews on this.
Yeah.
There's a reason I didn't put a review on the story or anything. There's a reason
it's just a local cuisine and not many people know that's
they're known for it. It wasn't that good. It was actually yeah,
I would have preferred ordering something else. Wow. Coming at
the hot browns neck. I didn't have one, they did.
I did, and I will give my review shortly.
Yeah, I don't think I got a bad hot Brown.
I just don't think it's probably a good meal at all.
Oh, wow. Wow.
Randy's bringing up some points here.
OK, I think I might be riding with Randy.
My first thought about this festival, it's hard not to, when the festival I've been to
the most is ACL, it's hard not to compare everything to ACL.
Because I'm not a festival guy typically, but I have been to ACL six or seven times.
And it is such a massive thing that it's interesting going to a smaller one, but one that has a
lineup that does have a lot of star power.
And I was really impressed.
Four stages. Well, I guess they're more than four main stages and then there was one under a tent,
I believe. The bluegrass one was...
It's called the bluegrass situation, Dylan.
Yeah, it was under a tent.
I wasn't even there and I can and I know it was the situation.
I didn't make it to that tent. So I can't really speak to it.
We, Thursday morning, we kicked it off with a trip to the Louisville slugger museum
How'd that go? I'll mention that we did not do the actual tour. Do you guys get bats? I got a bat for parks
That's what's up. It'll be delivered in a couple weeks. I think that's all having not paid for the tour
I will still say that was cool to go by and just kind of dick around in a gift shop and they've got a vintage
a
Vintage video game room where it's just like a bunch of retro Nintendo
Simulators today have triple play 99
Maybe they definitely had RBI baseball right always when we were playing. I don't know I couldn't identify they didn't have Griffey
They're never ready, which is a huge mess
To the festival it was warmer than normal
But we got there in time for for Bruce I
Saw what you sent me and that's interesting because we missed the first few Bruce songs
Bruce Hornsby
Who not Bruce Springsteen in my opinion? He's the only Bruce that matters Bruce Hornsby, not Bruce Springsteen. In my opinion, he's the only Bruce that matters,
Bruce Hornsby.
He crushed it.
He apparently had some issues with the sound on his piano
as members of the crowd were telling him,
yelling at him that his piano mic wasn't turned up
all the way, which you never want the crowd to cue you in
on a sound issue, but he got
it fixed.
He got his sound guy out there, fixed it and he crushed.
We definitely got to see the way it is.
He riffs on that.
He did a lot of ad libbing.
He even did some of Tupac's verse.
Oh yeah.
I saw that on the set list.
It was fun. It was a fun, fun show. And the crowd for being a 2.30 show on Friday when
it's pretty hot was loving it. That was a great time. Like Dylan said, Tedeschi really
caught our attention leaving Red Clay Strayz. What shocked me with Red Clay Strayz was at
that stage, that's the only time that it was so crowded that it felt like a super packed, big name ACL artist. And I
don't know, I guess I grossly underestimated the amount of teens and college kids that
love Red Clay Strayz because that was the vibe over on that stage.
Of all the bands that people reached out to us about leading up to it, Red Clay Strayz
were one that I had never listened to it, Red Clay Stray's were one
that I had never listened to before,
but that was consistently in people's advice.
Go see them, go see them.
And they were good.
They sounded good.
We were far away because like Dave said,
it was so crowded, but it was good.
They have a lot of the,
they've got a big female contingent in their fan base
because the lead singer's kind of a vintage looking,
dreamy guy.
He goes for the real, he goes for the Johnny Cash look.
Um, and it works.
Definitely the sweatiest trip I've been on in a minute.
That's what's up.
It was really hot and humid.
That's what's up.
We were pretty much outside the entire time we were there.
Do you guys have any bourbon?
I had exactly one bourbon drink.
What was it?
Just, I don't even want to answer that question.
It was a diet bourbon. Hell question. It was a diet bourbon.
Hell yeah.
It was a diet coke and bourbon.
I didn't know what kind of bourbon it was.
My biggest miss on the weekend was not being in a place to where I felt like I could sit
down and enjoy and order like a nice bourbon.
I never did that because I didn't want to do that even though that was an option at
the festival
I wasn't I you know, I just felt like that would have zapped me
Jalvany would have what I screenshot the other day. I did not get to try the cinnamon toast crunch
Yeah, there people are infusing their bourbon with cinnamon toast crunch. That sounds phenomenal I know and I had so much time on my hands this weekend that when I saw it
I was like well
I want to do this with like a good bottle
So I went and got a bottle of Pappy out of my closet
and I just put a bunch of cinnamon toast crunch in it.
I bet that's really good.
Yeah, it tastes pretty good.
What I liked about it is that the sugar
and the way that it interacted with the actual bourbon,
it took all the flavor out of the bourbon
and just made it taste like cinnamon toast crunch.
And so it tasted even better than bourbon.
What'd you mix it with though?
The cinnamon toast crunch one.
I did it with, so I actually made a bowl
of cinnamon toast crunch and I got all the sugar
into the milk and then I mixed the milk
with the pappy infused cinnamon toast crunch bourbon.
That's really great.
I'm very impressed by that.
Yeah, I just missed you guys a lot.
And so I just wanted to make sure
that I was drinking bourbon along with you. Yeah, Well, I was pretty bummed. I think I speak
for all of us. We were pretty bummed that you weren't there. We missed you. I'll get ahead of
this. We missed you. Even though we're kind of behind it. Yeah. I was, I had to leave the office
on Thursday when it was just Randy and I here, cause I just felt like shit. So I was like,
I'm going to go home. Woke up on Friday morning to go fly and meet the boys. And on my way to the
airport, I just started calling everyone at the company being like, I
don't think I can do this.
It was the worst.
I just, I was dumping snot.
I was coughing enough that if somebody was
sitting on a plane next to me, I would have
felt guilty the entire time.
Cause they would have just been like, this is
disgusting.
And out of all the trips that I could miss over
the last, however many years at watch media, I
think this, I think I can fully say that this is
a number one for the biggest bum bomber of a trip to miss.
It was a good one, man.
It was really fun.
It was good.
I, we, we, we were bombed when I saw that missed call at 7 AM from you.
I was a little worried.
I had 10 minutes before I could actually cancel the flight and get a refund.
If I didn't get ahold of any of you before that 10 minutes was up, I
was simply going to just go.
Really?
Yes.
I was like, I'm just going to go, even if I just stay in the hotel room all weekend, maybe I'll make it out for something, but then I was like, I was simply going to just go. Really? Yes. I was like, I'm just going to go, even if I just
stay in the hotel room all weekend, maybe I'll make it out for something. But then I was like,
okay, I'm bunking up with Randy and Brett. Yeah. Like, do I really want to be using that room as
my sick den? And I'm not sure if you had, if it was allergies, but if you were, if you were thinking
you'd escape Austin and have clear air, let me tell you, the allergies
in Louisville are probably worse than they are here.
I thought it was allergies on Thursday when I didn't feel well and I wrote it off.
And then Friday, Saturday, we're like, it was the worst.
Fucking Davey saved me.
He had that good shit on him.
He had Allegra D.
That's what's up, dude.
Without that, I would have been just an absolute mess.
Your boy hit two straight COVID tests this weekend.
Nice.
Neg for both.
That's good. I'll be straight up.
I felt COVID-y as hell, especially Saturday.
But I did watch 16 episodes of Freaks and Geeks on Hulu.
I love that. Yeah.
Shout out Lindsey Weir and Co.
Not a bandit, Bourbon and Beyond.
Right. Weir and Co.
That's confusing.
I'd go there.
That sounds very confusing.
No, there's, do you know how the series ends?
No.
The series literally ends with her
receiving a Grateful Dead album
from the school's guidance counselor.
And like the last scene is her getting in a bus
to go on tour with the Grateful Dead.
Okay.
Okay.
It's kind of a random way for it all to end.
I didn't know it was building up to that.
Shout out to all the spoilies I just did.
I gotta say, shout out to Louisville listeners. We ran
into a number of backers at the festival, a lot of a lot of
this, a lot of the hand signal making its presence felt. So
that was cool. And then the people who showed up to the
impromptu, the second impromptu Southern meetup we've done
in a couple months, that was a good time.
It was small, it was casual, and it was just nice.
We got to watch a little football on our phone.
Forget the guy's name, the Nebraska fan
who flew in for the festival,
but watch Nebraska absolutely cough one up.
Corn Huskers.
Yeah, it was a good one. Tough, yeah, tough overtime series there for the Corn Huskers. Yeah, it's a good one.
Tough.
Yeah, tough overtime series there for the Cornhuskers.
But thanks for showing up for that.
And I gotta give a shout out to the Cardinals.
Grossly, grossly underestimated your game day experience.
Yeah, they do it right, man.
It was cool.
Your stadium is huge, way bigger than I would have guessed.
Your in game presentation is phenomenal
Um, like we mentioned the I believe it's the leapfrogs the navy team
That was insane. I
hadn't seen that That was really cool. Uh, we were asked by not one of the
Not one of the leapfrog members, but a different guy that you know
They have like some troops out on the sideline just hanging out like this for the troops
One of the guys there there was a sailor
in his full naval uniform,
just walked up to us on the sidelines like,
all right, who are y'all?
We got that a couple of times.
He goes, are y'all in a band?
He's like, are y'all in town for the music festival?
Did you say yes?
We should have said yes.
We joked, I was like, no, I'm actually a recruit.
And he's like, and he just looked at me
and then I go, no, we're media company, we're covering it. He's like, okay. He's like, I saw I'm actually a recruit and he's like he just looked at me and then I go now we're media company
We're covering he's like, okay
He's like I saw y'all's facial facial hair and all the mustaches and we honestly we thought y'all were like a band
So that was cool
Well Dylan told I got a text from Dylan at like 2 a.m. On Friday and it just said I'm trying to go patino mode
Oh, yeah, I don't remember. I was like, what do you mean by that? And you're like, I'm outside of this Italian restaurant I'm trying to go patino mode. Oh yeah. I don't remember saying that. I was like what do you mean by that? And you're like I'm outside of this Italian restaurant. I'm trying to go patino mode.
I don't see that in my text log. Is that why you said you ruined some tablecloths or something?
No, no. I didn't say that. Field access is cool it turns out. By the way. Yeah.
Fucking dude, shout out to former duck and Red Rater great Tyler Schuck. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We even had some special teams plays. That was a blast man, and they all landed
They know I confirmed we confirmed we went back and reviewed the tape and they all did land I was a little worried and I saw some buzz online because I was trying to get a feel for what the game day
atmosphere might look like people were like
Preemptively calling people out for skipping the game to go to bourbon and beyond didn't get that vibe at all
That was a really really good crowd pretty packed stadium. Yeah. So shout out to them. Shout out to Lemonade for having us. That was a blast. They
treat you well. They really do. They treat you well. And Zach Brian, I didn't know what Zach
Brian were going to get. I'd never seen him. He came out hot. He sounded great. And we only got
to see four, five songs, which sucked. I got some minor regrets about leaving so early but
He did some of the what some of the ones I know I don't know his entire catalog but he was he was good
I have one more question regarding this trip
Who drove?
Early in the morning Sunday morning to yes, Randy take a guess I
Think Dylan drove Dylan drove. Okay. Yeah
I think Dylan drove. Dylan drove.
Okay.
Yeah.
I had to woke up and luckily they had a,
so there's a Starbucks in the hotel that was closed.
Oh, that's what's up.
We left hella early, but they have a little lounge,
the elite lounge, I think they call it.
We had access to it, so I got to make some coffee.
So I had to check out of our hotel room in Italy
at 4.30 in the morning,
since we had to drive and get on our flight,
our early flight, whatever.
We told them the night before that we were leaving and they go,
do you guys want us to fix you breakfast so you can have it before?
Holy shit.
We check out and they hand us these boxes and they just boxed up all this breakfast
for us and made us coffees. And I was like, what? This is like the nicest thing a hotel's ever done.
Talk about a nice touch.
Yeah.
Good grief.
That's awesome.
I know. I was just like, I was expecting nothing here.
Marriott downtown was a nice place
They set us up really good. Yeah, they're great. No Muhammad Ali Museum
They had some HVAC issues they were repairing oh man, it couldn't be us no absolutely not us
I gotta say my one hop Brown experience. I everything Randy said
it's it's how I felt. I got it because I felt like I needed to
get it and looking at it and it was all covered with gravy and all that and the eggs running all
over. It was the turkey for me that kind of made it gross. I'll put my hand up. Last time we were
in Louisville was for Derby last year and I had the option of ordering one as I've already had
one before and I was like, nah,
I'm just gonna go with the regular sandwich right here.
Yeah.
And not to talk too much shit about that,
cause I wanna say the food that I had
burned beyond was amazing.
And I'm gonna say it Dave,
best chicken strips of my life at that one place.
I, they're not top three anymore.
Really?
Whatever they were.
Fantastic.
The best chicken strips of my life
I had in Louisville, Kentucky at the Kentucky Derby,
like 15 years ago. they weren't at the actual
Festival is like a place called it was like some brewery like G.B.
The most touristy brewery on four streets like B and R, B and G.
I think it was G and B and it was.
The attendees were fire.
The attendees were good.
They were amazing.
They were really good.
I'll give Louisville some props for that.
Wow.
Shout out to your chicken tenders.
They were so good.
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What do you guys do when a new men's retreat drops?
I check my bank account, see if I can swing it.
I think this one's about 30K.
$30,000 US dollars. I think I think someone said that I
haven't fact checked it as there's not much information
surrounding this. But Randy, if we could have you play the
video for us, that'd be great.
To be fair, it is 30 days long. So it's it's not like a short
trip.
They all just junk food, no women, no parties and no
alcohol. This place banned everything that is not making
men grow.
It's an exclusive venue hidden in the mountains of Bali
that is perfect for the guys who want a place to focus 100%
on their goals without distractions.
It has a huge, fully equipped gym,
a spa with hot and cold pools,
a wood-burning sauna,
and a team of private chefs that cook healthy food
any time of the day.
Hundreds of
successful businessmen, top
tier athletes, and self
development enthusiasts have
already joined the community
and completely changed their
lives but not anyone can join.
To enter, you need to submit an
application to prove that you
are dedicated enough to be a
part of the community. Would
you come here? Who's who's
gonna do their application? I think we should apply. Just someone to apply Am I crazy or is this not the same one that we did? This is the same way
I guess they're just still going strong. I think you might have been gone
No, have they this is just a different is this this is a different marketing video for the same place
I think that's on me. I'm sorry. No, no, it's okay this one anytime. We can make fun of these guys
I'm all for this looks a little bit more and well
They all kind of start off looking like it's a like a ditty freak off. But like why, why do you like,
there's not one dude here with a shirt on. Zero shirts. They, they, it's, I don't, I don't truly
believe that like having a drink at the end of a workday is not going to help men grow. Well,
bud, guess what? You're, if you're on this trip, you can't drink, you can't eat junk food, you can't talk to ladies. No hooking up. The first shot of this is a dude eating
a rib eye, like a bone in rib eye or something. Like a tomahawk steak.
This is just Dan, this is what Grandex bullpen looked like at 1230.
Dan's shirtless just fucking taking down a leg. No one has a shirt on.
There's no part of me that thinks that just hanging out with a bunch of dudes
is going to like better my life at all.
Can you call them private chefs if they're employed by a resort and they cook?
I mean, is that really a private chef?
People can't show up and get seats, get reservations.
Yeah, it's private.
It's private for the people who pay.
Who's got the, I think you have the best chance of getting in because like, like you, you look the part here.
That's not, I don't know if that's a compliment.
It's not totally.
Okay.
It's not not a compliment, but like also like, yeah, I get where your brain's going.
You kind of put off the vibe.
But if you were, if you were seamlessly put into this video in the background spotting a dude, like you would look pretty natural with all these jack dudes right here.
I think that applies to all of us. I don't think I'd look very natural.
There are some soft bodies in
this video. There are a couple
softies. Yeah. Nothing wrong
with that. As an owner of one
myself. I would like to know
the stuff they're leaving out
that they have that they just
can't even talk about like
stuff that's legal in Bali
that like isn't legal here.
It's like uh. Hallucinogens. We
got blood boys. We got blood
boys 24 hours if you need hours. If you need one,
if you need like a full on, uh, re-circulation, we can hook you up.
And yeah, drugs are there. You can do drugs.
There's a, there's a phenomenon of these types of like wannabe alpha male types.
This shit wasn't around five years ago.
Like these groups that get together,
like the one we made fun of, the eight great men or whatever,
like shit like that, this is a new phenomenon.
It's a new, it's a new grift.
It's a new way to take advantage of like the very real
men don't make friends after 35 thing.
So it's like, well, how do we make money on that?
Well, we can take the guy who's drawn to listening to Rogan and all that shit.
That's their demo.
And the guy who's taking Adderall and working a sales gig at a tech company, and we can
convince them to drop 25K to come do this.
The Gary Vee effect. It's all Gary Vee's fault.
Gary Vee's got a little part in this. Yes.
Imagine like we take, let's like imagine that this guy starts pursuing us. He wants to invest
in Washington media and like, we're like, okay, he's taken these five companies,
three of the companies, he's increased their revenue, you know, eight times.
Wow, that's good.
The other two companies, they didn't do that well, but you know, X percent of
companies die after this amount of time.
We're like, okay, let's take this guy pretty seriously.
Let's have them in.
We go and, you know, we follow them on Instagram and like two
posts back on the main grid.
We see that he was chilling in Bali for 30 days.
That's going to be something that's difficult for me to get over.
I'm going to be like, guys, like, are we sure we want to go with the guy who thought it was
okay to go to Bali for 30 days and just sit around with those absolute boys working out and eating
steak? If one of my absolutes was like, I got this thing coming up and this is what he was going to,
he might get kicked out the group chat. Yeah, I'm at least starting a new group chat
and roasting behind his back. Like is Scott really doing this?
This, hey Scott, dude, two problems.
Would you rather hear that one of the absos went to this
or Burning Man?
Burning Man.
I'm much more likely to go to Burning Man.
I never want to go to Burning Man,
but I'm much more likely to go to Burning Man than this.
Because at Burning Man, you can at least like take drugs
and forget about the douche bags you're around.
And talk to chicks too.
Dude, but everybody goes to Burning Man.
You don't, you come back like forgetting about the douchebags. You're posting about loving them and watching the sunrise
every day with them. Dave, what if Rishi from industry decided to go to one of these?
Okay, I don't know. I'm going to talk industry. I'll be done with season one by Wednesday. Can we
pencil in an industry segment? I don't know. I'll give you this. I need to know more about
Rishi. Oh, you'll learn a lot more about Rishi as the series goes on. Because as of right
now, not a main character, but I like what's happening. There's a writer in the writer's
room who's cited, you know what, let me have Rishi and let me cook. It's Rishi time. Yeah. I'm more likely to go to
this than Burning Man. This the food angle and look, I know
going in what it is. This just seems they they probably better
facilities, better bathrooms. I'm not in the desert
transportation getting in and out doesn't swell. I said this
last time we made fun of these guys, but I bet they feel
amazing at the end of this. Yeah, it probably feels really
good if they stick to the you know, the routine and regimen
and everything. I'm sure they do. How many guys leave early?
How many guys are like, I can't okay, I need to go back and
actually like work on my business. I need to talk to a
chick. Yeah, I need a hamburger. Can they have like a
girls night where they bring over like the yoga retreat from
the other side of the pod? Can we make this test? Yeah, the
worst reality TV show to watch
and then people get like voted out
because they're not alpha enough?
I would watch this reality show.
I would absolutely watch this reality show.
I would hate watch it, but I would be watching it.
Hey man, I saw you didn't finish your reps on that last set.
Like we want to talk to you.
What's going on?
Notice you haven't been performing
at a high level this week.
Is everything okay?
I'd rather go to this than an eight-grade men dinner.
I'd rather do 30 days in Bali than three hours
at some dude's house in Austin.
Yeah, we heard a rumor that you're not highly performing
at your job.
What's going on?
Do you think they do blood work like every morning?
Do they actually do blood work here?
They have to.
They got to check your, that would be, that would be like a day one you enter your testosterone,
your score's around like 350.
It's low.
It's on the low end.
You're right there on the bubble and you leave there.
And if you're not four digits, like maybe you get part of your deposit back or something.
You get your money back.
Half of it.
Do you think they have any banned words here? Failure? Quit? Quit? Can we talk about some
banned words real quick? Did a new banned word list just drop?
Yeah, you know here, we enjoy trying to adopt some slang from the kids. There's a school, and I think a lot of schools do this
and just have banned words,
but this is from September 17th, so almost a week ago.
Do you mind if I just read some of these banned words
if you're not watching on youtube.com
slash circling back right now?
Yeah.
The first one is Diddy party, Skibbity or Skibbity toilet,
Mewing, Ohio, Brainibbity or skibbity toilet, uh, mewing, Ohio brain rot, Riz.
I don't know how to say this one.
Gap.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Uh, alpha sigma omega beta gooning and then just simply diddy without Diddy party.
You got it.
You got to have gooning and then like in a different position and going right into
Diddy.
You got it you got to have gooning and then I get a different position then going right into Diddy I want to be clear
If we get an intern
Who's like 19 years old? I want them using these words around the office So I'm not proud to say that a lot of these words have entered into parks is vernacular
His friends say it more than he does
I picked him up from his friend's house the other day and I heard Sigma in Ohio.
What does Sigma mean?
What the Sigma?
What does it mean, Randy?
I'm not exactly sure.
A Sigma male is like there's alpha males and beta males
and then there's Sigma males, where it's just like,
I think Patrick Bateman is like a good person
for Sigma males.
It's like someone who doesn't give a fuck.
This says it's a man who's independent, self-reliant,
and prefers to be alone.
Sigma.
Sigma.
So wait, I'm trying to think if a Sigma
is gonna be drawn to Bali.
Yeah.
They wanna be alone.
No, I think that it's only for alpha.
He doesn't need help.
But you're away from society.
You're with other males, other like minded high performers for 30 days and
then that is training you to be like a super sigma. How many
kids are talking about mewing that they need to deny that?
You guys you guys are familiar with looks maxing right? Yeah.
Is it the jaw trick? That's mewing? Mewing is, it's where if you have a double chin,
you push your tongue to the roof of your mouth
to exercise those muscles.
Oh.
I would like to see some actual mewing evidence
that it's working.
The Rizzler mews all the time.
I think it's paying dividends.
So that's a great-
The Rizzler doesn't need to, dude.
He's got an alpha male jawline.
So they say you can't say Riz. They can't stop you from saying Rizler. Yeah, it's true. They
didn't say anything about that. So Rizler's fair game. Here's an example. When someone comes up
and asks you a question, particularly if it's the teacher or a parent
and you don't want to answer the question, you hit them with the, mewing, and that means
I can't answer your question right now.
I'm mewing.
I'm working on my jawline.
Yeah.
So that's why you can't answer.
You hit them with the, if you're watching at home.
I saw an interview video the other day, a man on the street,
if you will, uh, asking a bunch of Jen's ears, what their favorite swear word was.
And pretty much all of them said, Frick.
Is that entering the scene?
I saw a video like that, but it was at like a, um, a Mormon school or something.
Are you sure it wasn't that?
It could have been the Mormon school.
Yeah.
But I could see a bunch of kids just latching onto fric and just saying it instead of fuck.
Yeah, that's to replace fuck.
What the fric?
Oh, the fric.
Yeah, the question was like,
what's your favorite cuss word?
And they all said fric.
I do like that these kids are talking about ditty parties.
So that needs to be a part of the conversation.
These kids don't know anything about ditty.
No.
What does skibbity again mean?
They didn't learn how to sea walk watching I Need a Girl Part 2.
Skibbidi is just like, it's an animated head in a toilet that's a Skibbidi toilet.
It's a song that's like Skibbidi skibbidi yesh yesh yesh and now it's just-
How'd you not figure that out on your own, dude?
I should have known that.
Sorry, I'm sorry.
Edit that out, buddy.
If you could choose one celebrity to be safe from possible Diddy fallout, who's going to
be your number one celebrity pick to be safe?
Like one that could actually be in the crosshairs.
Yeah.
Oh, this is like a friend of the show, Dumb Zone.
Jake has a list, the Bonds list.
Like the Bonds list is celebs you're not shocked that are on there.
And then there's the Griffey list, where if they show up on there, you're like, oh no.
Okay.
Okay.
That's good.
I like that. That's a good framing.
That's really good.
Yeah, yeah.
I like that.
A little bit different context, but yeah.
Good branding.
Oh gosh, who would I choose?
Look, there's a number of photos of Diddy being around. Look, there's photos of Diddy and Hill
Dog and Hillary back in
like 2004 or something rocking the vote, getting the vote out.
Yeah, but someone pointed out that Diddy has taken pictures with everyone.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah, so it's not like incriminating just to be in a picture with.
Correct. If I had a picture of myself with Diddy on the timeline, I'd be saying the exact
same thing as you right now, brother.
Yeah, you know what I mean, though.
For sure, dude.
Like, oh, it's Diddy. We're hanging out at a saying the exact same thing as you right now. Yeah, you know what I mean? For sure, dude. Like, like, oh, it's Diddy. Like we're hanging out at a
function. Let's get a let's get a quick pic together. It's not
like you're at the parties. Yeah, the Clintons haven't
washed their hands fully the Epstein's. And I'm not this. I'm
not this is not me defending the Clintons because they might be
in a sense. Why are you defending the might be in a
seminar in the fairies. Are you sure you didn't get a booster
with the woke mind virus? Stop.
So you basically you've shaken the hand of someone who's shaken the hand of a crime a Clinton crime
family syndicate we didn't shake hands we just we just took a pic okay you
didn't shake hands with Diddy no dude I'm telling you when we were taking that
pic just out of frame his bodyguard was hovering over me being like you if you
try anything you
hit your ass buddy. Literally. Wasn't gonna extend my hand.
I'm too- That was pre fist bump era. I spent too much time on Twitter reading
Diddy stuff. I think I've been identified by Twitter as somebody who is
so deep into the Diddy stuff that like they're just feeding me straight up conspiracies now because they know that I'm likely to fall into them.
The fact, well, you've sent me a number of things and it's definitely skewing my feed
as well.
Yeah.
Look, I-
What'd you think of the Ellen DeGeneres set?
Okay.
That's not right.
The fact that it looks like the Epstein Island temple.
Yeah.
Like very much so.
Uh-huh.
I have to wonder if there's some trend in architecture that explains it.
Otherwise, gonna need to get her on the record.
I'm too deep.
I'm too deep.
It is bizarre to think that kids who weren't around
to see Diddy ruin a number of songs just by talking on them
or ruining videos by just making them about him,
even though it's like a BIG video
and he's doing the heavy lifting.
They don't know about that.
They just are like, oh, Diddy.
We're not gonna get any info about Tupac, right?
As it relates to Diddy?
Yeah. Maybe. Oh, I don't know I mean
there's there's definitely been some there's been people who have sued him
civilly have said like oh yeah in their core documents that he he had a part in
that like the main part in that yeah that'd be a shame. Wouldn't shock me. Be a shame though.
Wouldn't shock me either. It'll be interesting to see how deep this goes
because there's definitely very very influential and important people that
are gonna be on his tapes that we'll never know about because they're
serving some function right now to the establishment. Yeah how much of this are
we actually gonna because obviously the Epstein list, we don't really fully know the situation there. Like how much of this we actually is going
to come to light publicly? Someone's going to get thrown to the lambs, like, or the wolves. If you
got thrown to the lambs, that's kind of tight. Yeah. Yeah. Just you and the lambs. That's a cool
situation. Now the wolves, that's the one you got to worry about. Right. Someone's going to get
sacrificed. You think so? Not literally.
Well, maybe, maybe if they go on Ellen's set.
Again, a callback.
He's on suicide watch, by the way.
I would be too.
If all this was against me,
I don't understand how you wouldn't find a scenario
where killing yourself is a better option.
What a gross situation this has turned out to be.
Yeah, yeah, it's disturbing stuff. Very.
When does the orange man jump on this? He doesn't, I mean, he's not going to get the
Hollywood vote. He's not getting that. He already knows they're adamantly against him.
So why not just go in and just raise this as like, see what they're fucking doing over here?
It's kind of one of those things that, where like everybody, no matter your politics,
wants justice for whatever's happening.
You know what I mean?
Hopefully, yeah.
Hopefully, yeah.
Maybe not everybody.
I mean, we got Usher deleting every tweet
that he's ever had.
Pink as well.
Every tweet.
You don't want to delete 4,000 tweets on a weekend.
You don't do those one by one do you how do you do that?
I don't know
I've looked up services in the past to be like hey delete
I would like to delete these tweets from 2018 and earlier
Like the the way that they hosted photos on Twitter doesn't even work. Like I don't want I don't need these here
There's got to be some type of way. I
Don't know who's on my Griffey list though, I mean some type of way. I don't know who's on my Griffey list though. I mean, a lot of people, but I
don't know who.
McConaughey.
Someone who's likely to have been at one of these parties that I would like to
not be because of my personal investment in life is simply John Mayer.
Sure.
He's partied with A-listers for as long as you can go.
The reason he quit drinking was after a Drake birthday party.
I don't necessarily think that John Mayer
hasn't been to a Diddy party.
I'm not saying he's engaged in these acts,
but there's definitely a scenario
where Diddy went to a party hosted by, or sorry,
where John Mayer went to a party hosted by Diddy.
I would just prefer him not to be involved in that.
I think a lot of comedians would be on the line.
I wouldn't like Will Ferrell or like any of the Jackass guys
or Sandler's crew, like that any of those would be.
Yeah, that's cool.
Do you think Rob himself was ever at a ditty party?
Man, you just have to think that he wasn't.
There's too much mustard there.
True, I forgot that he hates mustard.
Or no, that's Ray Kion.
Oh yeah, Ray Kion hated mustard, Dylan.
But what if like you're John Mayer or somebody like that,
and you weren't involved,
you weren't there for the freak offs,
you weren't there for the nude party
that apparently Chloe went to and talked about
on like a old episode of Kardashian.
Chloe Kardashian did?
The nude party?
I haven't seen that.
Yeah, I don't know if she was one of the participants.
But anyway, what's the thing that's featured in industry where they do the cocaine through the butt like they do leo does it in
wolf of wall street yeah i don't know what it's called what if like that's your uh you know what's
that called popper is it a popper no that's not a popper i thought you just do cocaine out of a
butthole you blow it into the blood, I believe. Oh. Oh.
Or maybe not.
I don't know.
I don't know anything about.
No, you're in a way that you just reacted to that was like,
oh, that sounds fun.
No.
Well, let me say this.
What if like your musician, you went to one and you're like,
yeah, I fuck it.
That was a wild night.
And I can't believe I did cocaine on that dude's ass
or blew cocaine into that dude's ass.
And then now this is like, It's not weird to put it in.
Now you're thinking, oh, that's on video.
God, the moral hangover from a Diddy party.
Just like that's what you're worried about.
You're like, OK, not the cameras.
The other stuff's way worse.
Were the cameras hidden or did they?
They were.
Yeah, they were.
No, no, you had it Epstein dub, dude.
That's the thing.
Yeah, they were.
They're in every room.
Yeah.
So if you you went in
there, let's say you had like a
you ate a bad, you ate seventy
five oysters and you had a
tum tum hit and let's say you
didn't make it and you went in
there and you had to rip off the
underwear and throw them away.
That's on video. Yeah, if only
Gwyneth Paltrow had hers up
there, that'd be great. What if
the dude just exploding
everywhere? Forgot about that
guy. Yeah. That guy's probably been to a Diddy party.
Probably.
Probably.
I've never been to a Diddy party.
I have never been to a Diddy party.
I've never been to one and I've definitely never been photographed with Diddy.
I've been photographed with Diddy but that's the extent of our interaction.
Okay.
Okay.
The extent.
Well, I didn't get the invite to his party.
Okay.
To be fair, it's still worse to be photographed with Epstein than Diddy.
Because Diddy took photographs with everybody and he was a major, major, major A-list celeb for a long amount of time.
Epstein, you just don't want to be in the place where you're getting the photo with him.
What if Diddy did invite me? He's like, you guys seem kind of chill.
I got this party back at the hotel.
You guys want to stop by?
I can't say no to that.
No, it's hard to say no to did he you can't you don't I
think that's the issue.
You know, I've got a radar for stuff like that.
I would have been like, dude, I don't like the vibe.
I'm afraid we might be walking into a free car.
I'd have been like, yeah, man.
Wait, where are you staying?
I wish they'd rebrand it.
Free cough sounds too
funny
It needs a darker name. Sure
But he's like by the way man and we got like
IVs in case you're hung over tomorrow like coming in like the sex slave marathon or something like that. Yeah. Yeah some little dark
Yeah, that's that's a different apparently his entire defense is going to be saying that all of this was not forced.
No one was coerced.
Like all these people were willing,
they're willingly doing this.
And so that's going to be his defense.
I mean, yeah, I don't know what else he could say.
Yeah.
That would be the defense to go with.
Unless he wants to get super based and be like,
no, look here, this, I'm just the tip of the iceberg.
This is coming from above.
This is the media moguls combined
with a little sprinkle of intelligence.
This is bad.
That's how he gets Epstein.
I saw someone point out,
because you know he had a thousand bottles of baby oil.
Someone said, do you know how far one bottle
of baby oil will take you?
Like you can use it for like months at a time.
It's like a thousand bottles.
What if it's just like a super dope slip and slide?
Yep.
He had a slip and slide party. That's my defense.
Yeah, we do. We throw slip and slide parties.
Or baby oil wrestling.
Those are really dangerous, by the way.
A lot of people break their ankles on those.
Yeah.
We had a slip and slide party a few years ago in Michigan.
They're fun.
Yeah. We had a great time. We ended few years ago in Michigan. They're fun. Yeah, we had a great time.
We ended up making a relay race out of it,
girls versus boys.
That's hard.
You had to slide through the slip and slide,
chug a beer, run back up the hill,
tag someone in, back.
See, that's a good time.
Back.
That's a good way to use baby oil.
Oh, we were having the time of our lives, brother.
I did that recently in Bali
Really? Yeah, it's actually not girls versus guys. Just guys
Nope
So far they confiscate your shirts before you get in there that you just bring one it's just for the flight over
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You guys heard this Galaxy Gas?
It was unfamiliar until this morning.
It's a new thing that I've seen popping up a lot on the TL.
I think teens are doing it.
Other people are doing it as well.
It's nitrous oxide.
You guys are familiar. Dylan, you do that all the time.
No, I don't.
Laughing gas.
An iconic say by the bell, by the way.
So Galaxy Gas, it says the company produces whipped cream chargers. It's a stainless steel
cartridge that transforms ingredients into a whipped state. It dispenses nitrous oxide
on its own if no other ingredient is
present. And so kids are just buying this and just getting absolutely high.
They're not doing what we used to do back in the day which was just get a
bottle of whipped cream and you get two hits off of it. You know what I mean?
I don't. I've never done it. Yeah I know I was just making up stories. Can I read
you the the premise of the Say By The Bell episode? It's called the it's the
college years but it's called The Rave.
You bet.
Zach wants to organize a rave to raise money so the gang can go to Cancun,
especially so Kelly will get over her breakup with Lasky.
The original location of the rave is burned down,
so they move it on campus at the Kreinberg Hall.
They are caught by the dean, but Professor Lasky covers for them.
Meanwhile, Screech tries to fit in with the cool group by getting them nitrous oxide from his chemistry lab.
Instead, he accidentally steals helium.
Zoinks!
Dude, what an episode.
They weren't afraid to go there.
I remember watching this and just not being old enough to really appreciate it, but just thinking,
are people really doing, you don't hear about nitrous oxide being a drug people are doing a lot.
Have you heard about, I mean, are you aware of how prevalent nitrous oxide is in like the
jam band community? No.
I wasn't until you told me.
It's insane. It's really bad at fish shows. It's not as bad at dead shows, but like, so the first
night after the Sphere, we decide to walk to another hotel to get an Uber from there and
go to our hotel.
We just thought that would be the easiest way to do it.
Certainly wasn't.
We're walking across this bridge and there's just some dudes sitting in the dark just with
a tank of nitrous, just filling up balloons.
We've got this kid behind us, doesn't look a day over 15.
He's walking alone dressed kind of like a frat star.
Sick.
But we're like, dude, why does this kid alone in Vegas at like 1130 at night?
And he just walks over to the nitrous thing,
hands the dude a $20 bill and gets like a balloon
like this big.
And he just starts, he just horks that thing.
Does it not just fry your brain cells?
It does, yeah.
No, it definitely does just fry your brain cells.
And we were watching this 15 year old do it,
just being like, man, I wish I could just go up to this kid
and be like, walk away.
Stop.
But you just see balloons littered everywhere.
There's just balloons everywhere.
I didn't know it was that common.
Oh yeah.
It's really weird to me that people even wanna do this.
What kind of high do you get from it?
Okay.
I don't wanna implicate myself.
But yeah, I had done a Whip It or two back in the day.
Just being idiot kids.
Yeah, let's get out the whipped cream.
It just gives you like this lightheadedness.
Euphoria is a stretch of a word to use for it
because it mainly just makes you feel like.
It makes you feel a little goofy for a little bit.
And like doing it from one of those,
it already kind of scares me to do it
from just like a whipped cream container.
And it lasts for so little that it's like, how can
it feel so good for so little? It's probably because it's
frying everything.
So with the big balloon, you just let it a little bit out at a
time. Yeah, last you walk around with it. Yeah, I missed
it.
Walk around with a balloon.
Everyone knows what you're doing if you're walking around with a
balloon.
It's not chill. You know, not a good vibe.
No, I saw I saw a tic tac of a guy at a music festival. He was
carrying around like three balloons.
Like people were like, oh, can I get a hit?
You could do it.
It was like, how is it that people
just have really high voices?
You're just giving people helium, like that thing.
It was just a prank on them.
They couldn't be mad because it was hilarious.
But yeah, music.
Classic.
Look up Galaxy Gas and tell me this doesn't look like
it's marketed to kids.
Like it looks so much like
something that you would see at checkout at a hot top. Oh my gosh yeah. Like they
need to change their branding and not make it look like you're supposed to be
doing. It's like you can buy it at Party Pig. You can't say you can't claim that
this stuff is made for food when it looks like this. Weird. See this is where
we've gone like astray.
Kids used to just go to the side of the house and pop open the AC unit and get some free
on and huff it.
Now, it's just marketed like this.
Well, yeah, we used to be a proper country.
I don't know where we went wrong, but it seems like that might have something to do with
it.
The worst, not the worst thing we ever did, but the period of time in my life where we
thought it was funny to do this was like, now I look back on it, I'm like, I'm so glad
that none of us fell over and cracked our head open. This never entered my
Walmart. My friend circle. It entered our friend circle for all of like two weeks and we thought
it was funny and then we were like yeah we probably shouldn't do that. It does look like
it's for kids. So it's flavored so it's what supposed to be like flavoring for the whipped cream.
I guess. Yeah. Dylan famously doesn't even like whipped cream.
That's true.
You think this is true, Dave?
No, not big justice, dude.
That's not cool, Randy.
We can't have him doing that.
That's very Photoshopped.
So you're telling me that...
I don't think big justice gave Galaxy Gas a boom.
I bet he did. If he took a hit from it,
he definitely gave it a boom. Can you get like giant Galaxy Gases at Costco? Probably.
It kind of feels like something you should only be able to sell with like a permit. I don't know.
You know what I mean? Like each you got to have like the right paperwork. No, dude. My red tape.
My boy works at Gordon food service.
He can get us as many canisters as we want.
Oh fuck, that's a sick look up for a 14 year old.
We get 20 canisters of galaxy gas.
Let's do it for the show.
We'll show it, we'll do a video, cut a clip,
a PSA show the dangers.
I'm out.
Of doing galaxy gas.
All right, if Dylan gets a hole in one,
we'll smoke the joint and then Dylan will do a whole canister a galaxy gas hole canister
Yikes, I thought you said you were different. I'm not that different man
I think I'm at the point where I'd rather hit galaxy gas and smoke an entire joint
No, no, not me. No, it sounds terrible. It gets me burning. It sounds so bad. It's just a long play
What if you did both sounds terrible. Catch me burning. It sounds so bad. It was just a long play.
What if you did both? Does it counteract the effects?
Does the galaxy gas go in there and kind of lube you up?
Let's do a juxtaposition test.
A juxtap.
Remember the stunt man shot back in the day?
Vaguely remind me.
You were supposed to snort a,
well, I've never done one of these because it just are supposed to snort a,
I've never done one of these
because it just sounds terrible.
Snort a line of salt,
take the shot of tequila
and then squirt the lime in your eye.
You actually might help your stye.
Good.
Have you tried it, squirting any citrus up in there?
No, no, no.
No, no, because you know Dylan's skin fries when it's-
Oh true.
Acidic.
That'd be kind of funny to see Dylan's just entire eye
crusted over because he squirted some lime on it.
Oh, would that be fun for you?
You might need to check that, get that checked out, man.
It's bad, dude.
Yeah, it's definitely bad.
I've had a lot of lime on me and a lot of sun in my life.
And especially since I've talked to Dylan about this.
And I think your skin is just different.
Yeah, like I've never had this issue
before and you know your boy be squirting lines into some boat drains. It's so bad that if I get
lime on my hand and I immediately wash my hands it'll still cook my skin. It's bad. I have to
wash it like three times. I'm not even kidding. What if like what if you were at Bourbon and
Beyond and there's a backer there you knew it was him because he was doing the twirl thing. Sure.
All backers do. Sure. And what if he just walked up to you and just squirted some lime on the
back of your neck? That'd be so rude. That's a salt brother. I don't know. That's a lime.
Yeah. I was going to say. Hey, that's a salt. It just got the double entendre. It's good.
You said you've had a lot of lime and a lot of sun on your skin. That just sounded like
a Jimmy Buffett song. It's pretty sick. It's a lot of lime and a lot of sun on your skin. That just sounded like a Jimmy Buffett song.
It's pretty sick.
It's a sick one.
A lot of lime and the sun on my skin.
Brett's going to make an AI song if you keep going.
Can we ban AI from Brett's computer?
No.
I'm worried that it's taking too much time away from him.
He's calmed down.
He had about a 10 day stretch where you would have thought that was his main job responsibility.
Yeah.
I told him I needed some audio for a video on Instagram at one point and then I was not in the
office and he was sending me stuff on Slack. Like, what about this one? What about this one?
And finally, I was like, are you just AI generating these at your desk right now?
Because that is certainly not the angle that I was trying to take at this task.
He'll just like send me and Jared, we're in group chat just an AI song like 8 p.m.
It's like so this is what you've been doing that you don't watch movie and TV you just just make it
I love it though. It's have you seen the new thing that people are doing like a lot of
Younger people are using chat GPT as like a therapist. That's not good. Are you kidding? No, not at all
So it's a major thing. Oh, no I'm not not even kidding
I did the Sunday confessions for scary's this morning and two people submitted that they were doing this and
Then I was going through a couple newsletters that I get every morning and one of them had a story about this and I was
Like oh my god, it's a very real thing. People are just pouring their hearts out to chat GPT
Did you see that chat GPT was reaching out to people to do follow ups on previous conversations?
It was very dystopic.
Yeah, we don't need that.
Yeah.
We don't need that.
I only use grok.
I get it.
I told Smarter Child about the crush I had on a girl, you know, all the time.
Yeah.
Good old Smarter Child.
What was that?
It was an AIM bot that it was the predecessor to chat GPT I think,
it was just like a bot that you could chat with.
So are people like sexting with chat GPT?
Ooh, we should try it.
Just like people who like, you know, Dylan.
When you fall in love with an AI Instagram gal.
Oh, Mila Sofia.
Yeah.
She's been dropping some heat lately.
There you go.
It's not that different.
There's probably major people in your life
that you don't follow on Instagram,
but you're out here following Mila Sofia.
Like, you know those people in your life
who you haven't followed them for so long
that if you press the request button now,
they're gonna be like, wait.
Her mentions are still filled with like the loneliest men
in the world who talk to her like she's a real person.
And it's so funny.
It's the same mindset.
It's so sad.
Imagine who DMs.
Imagine her like message requests on Instagram
that just go on Instagram.
I bet they're really scary.
Cause like people are like,
what was said in a human,
I could pretty much say whatever I want.
She had a post that was like,
she was posing in, you know, a skimpy bathing suit.
And it was like, who wants to work out with me
or something like that.
And guys were like, I want to work out. I I would work out with you like I don't work out but
I'll do it for you you're not because she's not real what if she teaches a
class okay I might I might I might be interested man I'm actually reading
something about Mela Sofia she was actually she went to a number of
parties she's actually recruiting she was recruiting people to linked to Diddy. She went to a number of Diddy parties.
She was actually recruiting people to go to Diddy parties.
People are alleging Oprah was.
Yeah, I'm deep.
She's always gets tossed in there.
Oh my God.
Yeah, I saw a headline the other day that said,
is Oprah the new Ghislaine Maxwell?
People are asking, that's not a question
you want asked about you.
I think it's just cause like she has a picture
with Harvey Weinstein.
I think maybe Epstein and Diddy and like, no, it was Cosby.
So it was like, yeah, she's a famous person.
Well, Meryl Streep referred to Harvey Weinstein
as God during an acceptance speech.
Oh yeah.
Oh no.
I'd like to thank God. There's not, you don't want to see Harvey Weinstein? God during an acceptance speech. I'd like to thank God.
There's not a, you don't want to see Harvey Weinstein?
The list of celebs that have worked with and gassed up Weinstein is quite long.
He's getting hit with suit after suit after suit.
Didn't he, did he, was he the money behind, or is it Rob Reiner behind Good Will Hunting?
Am I crazy?
I don't know, man.
Just don't make it Epstein
because I don't want it to affect my viewing of that movie
as it's probably my fave.
Please don't be Weinstein.
Please.
Not Good Will Hunting.
What's the, what's the Affleck name in John?
There's Good Will Hunting. There's many. Oh,, Damon, John? There's good one.
There's many.
Oh, that is good.
We'll hunting.
I was thinking, yeah, that sure.
I'm glad I can help you guys out.
Are you thinking of stuck on me?
You think a dog stuck on you?
It's just a truly bad movie.
What?
What is it?
Can you hear in?
No, it's not.
It's definitely Matt Damon doing
Yeah, it's a movie. It's one of the worst movies ever made that Damon's got some weird ones on his rise
It's as bad. It's almost as bad as the past. It's not the past but it's in that conversation
Randy, can you throw up a
Video or a photo for me of these pandas?
Yeah, I don't have any picks of pandas,
but I do have some picks.
Oh, these are pandas.
Okay.
You guys seen this Chinese zoo?
Oh my God.
Tell me this isn't real.
There's a video of the zoo
and the way that these pandas,
I put in quotes, are walking around,
is just like, yeah, I don't think these are pandas.
I think these are just dogs.
Okay.
Is that a chow?
It's a chow.
You can't be painting dogs at your zoo.
Oh my God.
And portraying them as pandas
when they're clearly just dogs.
It's clearly not a panda.
Have you ever seen a panda pant like that before?
No.
They're usually just chilling in a tree eating their.
This is, is this real? Yes.
You know pandas low key don't fuck. Really? That's a problem. Oh yeah. They like just, they're so,
they're like trying to... They're asexual? They're trying to die out. They're like, they know it.
Aren't they so high the entire time? Let us go quietly please. They just like don't. They're just...
They're asexual. If you went to a zoo, if you, let's just say you go to this new Austin zoo.
That's a cute puppy.
Like I bring Fritz there and he sees this.
I'm actually like, you know what?
This might be a better scenario
because he can actually go pet the quote unquote pandas.
Like he's got no clue.
I don't know if you want, you don't pet a child though.
Why are they mean?
Yeah, they can be mean.
Why are they mean?
They attack.
Chow's are kind of mean.
You don't see him too much. Y'all should paint
Randy and Stella.
Why us? Because I can't paint Rosie. She wouldn't look like this, David. Dude, she'd look hilarious. She's not an English queen. She would look hilarious.
Don't paint Rosie. I'm not gonna paint Rosie. Her little springer ears are all... At least they admitted to it.
They're not like, no, these are definitely bears. This shit just shouldn't happen. I think it was in the face of
a lot of public outcry. China is very, very advanced in a lot of areas. How does this shit happen?
This shouldn't happen in China. How do you paint the dog's eyes like that? That'd be so annoying.
Imagine being a zookeeper and being like, yeah, we don't have any pandas left because they're
not fucking enough, but we got some chows we're gonna bring in and
paint up
That's terrible
Hopefully they're treated well at least
I mean they're at a zoo
I don't know is this a better life for one of these than just living in a house like you get to roll around all day
And vibe no, this is not a lot of you all the time
At touching up your do you guys see the hairless cat that got tattooed on the timeline this weekend?
I was to online this weekend. Did you see it?
There's a hairless cat and the guy got a tattoo across the cat's chest
This is a show that no no, I mean most of the tweets about it. We're saying that
Everyone involved deserves a jail from the guy that owns it to the person that put the tag on it
I'm gonna say this I'm gonna say this
I don't think anyone should be tattooing their hairless cats
But once the tattoo did healed and then the pics came out of the cat with the tattoo
Pretty hard. I find it Randy. I
There seems to be multiple like this. Yeah, this is the one though
Maybe they did they put the cat under before they I would assume this photo looks like it's definitely you can't hold a cat still
you got to think the cat's gonna move around oh yeah that's a dude come on
it's kind of sick like I wait go to the neck the one second from the right on
the bottom the AI was one yeah go to the jacked cat did that cats fucking shit up
that he just did 20 he just why does that cat have pectoral muscles of a human? He just did 20 years for
Scratching up with something. Why don't why do I why do I have body envy of this cat right now? It's Jack. That's why yeah looks like
Brad Pitt and from Fight Club minus the tattoos. Yeah
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All right. Should we get out of here?
We should.
I just heard the door open.
Is that the magic bullet?
Maybe.
I did lock it.
So it's got to have a key, whoever it is.
Let's get out of here.
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