Circling Back - Barking For Whiskey Ghosts in the Squad-Box

Episode Date: October 30, 2023

Matt’s El Rancho has never seen a birthday party like they saw on Friday for Dillon. FACTS. We also enter the Steam Room for the first time in forever, Dave’s review of Flower Moon, the squad barking for Skims, the whiskey-drinking ghost, and our Frat Star of the Week. Enjoy a free two-week trial on Patreon for additional weekly episodes: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on our new YouTube channel: www.youtube.com/circlingback  Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop  (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (11:30) Recapping This Weekend in Fun  (29:52) Steam Room: YouTube TV’s Quad Box (44:45) Dave Went To The Movies (58:00) Aaaand Skims (1:10:00) This Ghost Made Me Get Faded (1:18:00) This Kid Is Soooooo Frat Support This Episode’s Sponsors Alfa Romeo Tonale: www.alfaromeousa.com  Point.Me: www.point.me Groove Life: www.groovelife.com/steam (20% off everything!) Squarespace: www.squarespace.com/steam (STEAM for 10% off your purchase of a website or domain) Nutrafol: www.nutrafol.com/men (CIRCLING for $15 off) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from austin texas my name is will defries to my left dav, David Roth. The rumors are true. I'm here to confirm that we did break out the slow cooker last night. We did some slow cooking. What did you cook slowly? A big old piece of beef. Some potatoes. Please don't say them like that.

Some carrots. Some onions. Some carots. Carrots. Carrots. please don't say them like that some carrots some onions some carats carrots carrots um did you boil them mash them stick them in a stew boil them mash them stick them in a stew what's that okay what's that from dude i mean bro you not knowing what this is from is about as on brand as it gets for you it's from's from a early 2000s cartoon or something. No, no. Well, I mean,

it got there eventually. What's it from? Have you ever heard of the movie Lord of the Rings? I've heard of it. Have you heard of Samwise Gamgee? We can stop there. I once swam the Ganges. Really? Yeah. I was there. It was crazy okay that's cool it's a callback is it is it weird i mean is it like a feat to swim the ganges river

no it's much deeper than that okay we're cooking we're off and running aren't we slow cooking how was your shit hey man no pressure go ahead did it taste all right i got i got i can't follow that up that's no no it wasn't a pressure cooker is what i'm saying it was a you can't set yourself up for a joke like i can do whatever i want you know you can't set yourself up for a joke like that. I can do whatever I want. No, you can't. There's some limitations. It's like throwing a ball to yourself and hitting it. Instead of getting up there. Kids do that literally all the time. That's how I learned how to hit a baseball.

And taking someone else. You have a gif doing that. Yeah, dude. That's like a gif. You're the throw the ball up and hit it guy. It's a gif. I am, right? That is a dope gif.

Anyway, man. Was it okay? Did it taste all right i feel like we didn't get enough information regarding this piece of meat exactly what kind did you got did you season it we did a pan sear cast iron sear and then just dumped in there for four or five hours pigs damn man oh yeah show us a meat shot let us see your meat dude if you would have been in the ganges river with me that day i would have seen your meat we were uh hunting for what and gathering um what did we eat that people typically don't hunt from a river but you do whatever you want no no no we were alligator

hunting oh gator tail tastes good hold on we know you think that we know you think that gator tail if you're not familiar is uh slang for like a fat cocaine line that you snort really the fuck's your problem i thought you were just super into cajun food for those who didn't know why will was making that joke they're making another cocaine joke oh i thought you were just really into like you know Is that what you're going for? Creole seasoned alligator tail. I am into that. Oh. Yeah, it's good.

Is that hurt going up? It's the only gator tail I know about. Bill and Chivry, ladies and gentlemen. The human gator tail. I have nothing to say after all. The awful just happened right there. Nothing I can say to add to that. You got plenty to say. We're cooking. We're off and running. Don't say slow again. Everything's going well it's content week it's podcast week cold front season it's everything right now where were you guys when the cold front came in i didn't know it had hit

just wait i was slow to pick up i thought it was hitting later than it did so when i was like oh we're here you're so naive you little bitch okay okay but it's here man i'm happy it makes me it makes me happy i got a phone call from sally and she was like she was running an errand with france and she was like oh man it's coming in right now i just stepped outside looked around for a little bit that just hit you in the face? It's here. Yeah. It's here. It hit fast. I have an admission. I no longer can handle... Why is Siri doing this?

Why is Siri trying to talk to me right now? It's always trying to butt in. I don't think I can handle the cold anymore. It was a wind chill of about, I don't know, 33 degrees this morning when I let Rosie out. That used to be just child's play to me. I've turned into Randy. I'm just straight up lizarding now.

You're literally from Michigan. I know. I know. And I've heard all the rumors are that once you move from a cold weather state to a hot weather state and you start to acclimate to the hot weather, you can't go back. Acclimation, David.

Adaptation. You can't go back? Apparently, it's more difficult to go back than it is to the other way. What if you're raised in the sweltering heat your entire life? What if I were to move to Michigan right now? How would I acclimate? I don't know, dude. I was born in the desert and raised in the lion's den, so it's hard for me to compare.

I was born in the slough. What were you saying? What was your actual question? I think I looked it up recently. I feel like you'd have a lot more trouble acclimating to the cold. I agree. I love the cold, but I've never lived in it for extended periods of time. What was your question?

How would I do moving to Michigan and adapting to that environment? I don't know. You'd probably clean up. We might never have to worry about it, because by the time you would actually do something like that, global warming will have raised the temperatures everywhere. Dave thinks I could get laid in Michigan. I don't think you'd have any problem. You can get laid in Michigan.

Yeah? You're very tan. I think I could put you in pretty much all the 50 states, and I could see you getting lucky. You think those youper baddies will take to a guy like me? Eh, they might not like your city folk kind, but... Okay. You know, if you go up to Marquette or something,

you know, college town... Dave, Marquette. They might know you as Roger Dorn. I didn't realize Marquette was in Michigan. I didn't either. That's cool. The school Marquette is something, you know, college town. Dave, Marquette. They might know you as Roger Dorn. I didn't realize Marquette was in Michigan. I didn't either. That's cool. The school Marquette is not in Michigan. Obviously.

Northern Michigan University is in Marquette, Michigan, though. Duh. That's confusing. You have to understand how confusing that was as a kid who knew about Marquette and then saw the Marquette basketball team be pretty good in the tournament every year. You're like, oh, D. Wade plays right up the road here. Yeah, it's like, sick. We should go up to one of those games where is marquette wisconsin i think

is there a way to look that up you probably can't he's posting instagram or something yeah yeah you're so annoying with yeah it's in milwaukee duh oh everybody does that wisconsin milliwake that's what they call it that's what they call it. That's what they call it. Spooky bitch. Hey, we've got a really loaded episode. Do you guys mind if I do our announcements a few minutes early today? Doesn't even feel early.

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I got that Nate Bargat's energy right now. Can't break me. Oh, my God. What is it? No, nothing. I'm just remembering something from the other night. It is what wills. Well, this is an opportune No, nothing. I'm just remembering something from the other night. It is what Will is. Well, this is an opportune time, Dylan.

It's recapping this weekend in fun. And the other night, I think, was part of this weekend. Oh, my gosh. Yeah. What a weekend it was. Let's recap real quick. Friday night, I had a little birthday dinner. I say little.

There was nothing little about it. Nope. Went to Matzo Rancho. We told him 28 people, and we undershot it by i think four because we had we had a little side table that we had to set up i think we had over 30 people there that kind of looked like the power table if i must be honest like you were you weren't over there but like i looked over i saw eugene so one table had 28 people the other one had four and the four was the power table is what you're trying to say it just felt like they were pulling the strings i

sat down immediately at the big table so that I couldn't get relegated to the small table. But now that I know it was the power table, I regret doing that. It was kind of the deep state of your friends. Thank you all for showing up. It was, it far exceeded expectations. I had an absolute blast, absolute scenes in that back room. Can someone explain to me, and I'm going to put up someone's mic who's probably the person

that needs to explain it to me, why there's not a video on our Instagram page of circling back? We will do it today. How about that? Of the entire place going lit? We have it. I sent it to Dylan,

and I think it's because I had no service. Dave was streaming the game, no service at all. He's trying to snap like I was taking all the 5G. You haven't had service all weekend? Nope. That's weird. We'll put it up today. game no service at all he's trying and i got too drunk and i was taking all the 5g you don't you don't you haven't had service uh all weekend nope nope that's weird we'll put it up today that does belong on circling i know i know the people who have um different angles i know kayla did a post the one that randy did i think is the best did randy do a good randy randy knew what was happening yeah sally and lily straight up told me, hey, we're getting the birthday tamale. That's what it was, right?

It was a birthday tamale. And everyone – When they come out, do it. People got the entire room going. So not only were there 30-plus people in our group singing happy birthday to me. There were even some 40-plus people there. Oh! Hooping and hollering.

But every table in that room – and it's a big-ass room. Everyone got involved. Very cool. Dude, I've never seen buy-in from other tables going crazy for a birthday like that. People were standing up and doing the napkins. So can I tell you a little story from last night's experience at Matt's El Rancho? Like Petey Pablo. Yeah, go ahead.

Last night, I went to Matt's El Rancho, and we had a very nice waiter who I'd never seen before. I think he was relatively new, but he was great. And I made a joke. I was like, yeah, we were here Friday night, too. And he goes, oh, nice. Friday was awesome in here. And I was like, yeah, we were in the back room back there. And he goes, oh, I was waiting back there. He's like, were you guys at the birthday party? And I was like, yes, we were. And he was like, dude, they were going crazy back there. And I was like, yeah, that was the night. That was the night. That's a sneaky good room.

Yeah. A lot of people don't like it because it's in the back, but like you can get away with a lot. It's not good if you're a four-person table in that room and every other table's huge. It's better if you're a huge table and you're just getting wild. Honestly, everything worked out perfectly. It was a fantastic night, so thank you all for being a part of it. Shout-out to Ben. He was really encouraging the room there, so shout-out to Ben.

He was a great middle. Really good middle. He's a good middle guy. Well, he's a lobbyist. He can straight-up talk to people. So good middle to Ben. He was a great middle. Really good middle. He's a good middle guy. Well, he's a lobbyist. He can straight up talk to people. So good middle, man. Then we went to Deep Eddie, my favorite bar in Austin. And also a great time.

Really fun. I don't know what else to say about it. Everyone was really inebriated while we were there. Walk-off home run, Game 1 World Series, Rangers dub to Captain Knight. Unbelievable. What was the vibe in there? Well, it's not much of a sports-watching bar. So I think me, Dave, and probably three other people

were actually paying attention as it happened. Oh, see, I was imagining everyone paying attention on a small little TV going crazy. of people and there was a guy in a san francisco giants jersey and i was talking to him and i was like hey are you riding with the rangers because of bocce he's like hell yeah he's like i love bocce yeah i love bocce too that was fun saturday family day i took parks to the football game texas game Thanks again to Emily who gave us the tickets. Very nice, good seats. We had a blast. That was Park's first ever Texas home game.

He's going to another one this year. He'll knock out two this year. That was a blast. Saying some stuff about a quarterback controversy. Absolutely not. Controversy. Absolutely not. From there, we went straight to a birthday dinner. I had a family dinner.

Another, just a great night. Great night. I had a killer birthday week all around. Good. Yeah, it was killer. Needed it. Good times. It was killer.

Felt special, you know. Timely. And then Sunday was all about the cold front for me and watching football. And that's it, man. Davey did something. A-plus weekend. Oh. I'll say one thing about Dave's weekend.

I don't know how you were on I-35 the morning after a Matt Seltz Rancho lituation like that. You know, I have to tell you, it was not ideal. Did you wake up and look at Vaughn Lanes just to see if there was anything? I absolutely did. That's what I would have done, too. I was like, well, I guess I'll just get on. It was fine.

I feel like the shot of whiskey that we did after the walk-off was unnecessary. Well, I'm glad I wasn't a part of that. You weren't. I thought you were. Interesting. He might have been. I just don't remember. I remember you not wanting to do it.

So maybe you got out of it. I'm pretty good about turning down shots. Actually, I had to leave the bar to evade taking a shot from Brett's lady. Okay. She bought me one. I was like, I'm not taking it. I promise you it's not happening. She said, yes, you are. And then she came back to give it to me and I was in an Uber. Nice. That's what I have to do sometimes.

Sneaky like that. You just have to completely leave in order to not binge drink. Yes. Wow. That's a really responsible thing that you did to take yourself out of the situation. Daddy was still hungover Saturday, just so you know. I believe it. Got into one. A couple observations from your birthday.

I really was worried that we were going to end up watching the entire game before we sat down, which would have been us waiting for a few hours because I was like, dude, we've got so many people. Waited what felt like 35 minutes, 40 minutes. It was not bad. I was shocked. Brett checked us in at about 6.07. I looked at my watch. Okay.

I think we sat down at just after 7. It's just after 7. Yeah. I have a working theory that it's easier to get a 28-person table at Matt's Hell Rancho than it is to get a 10-person table at Matt's Hell Rancho. Because I think 28 people, they're like, I don't want these people sitting around the bar the entire time. We got to clear some bodies out.

It was a good call. It was very packed. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Everything worked out really well. Great crew. Got to see some old friends.

Did you get goosed? Yeah. I got him back, though. Good. I got my lick back. The difference is he likes it. Really? That's fine.

It was, you know what I mean, a tasteful. Ew. Food was really good. There's like four of us who got the appetizer El Pastor quesadillas. We could have shared them. We could have, yeah. They're really good, but they're also like, I don't need six very large bites of quesadilla. It was a lot, not important. Um, deep Eddie was

great. Saturday got on the road, drove up, uh, northbound 35, uh, went to Duncanville, Texas where I parked, walked in, had a spotting beer with my dad, and then we went to World Series Game 2. I have to tell you, as fun as Game 1 was, watching that, I was a little worried afterward. I was like, oh man, there could be a little bit of a letdown effect here, because that's a very emotional way to win a World Series game. And it turns out we didn't have our best stuff Saturday night. But the Rangers are road dogs, man.

We are road dogs. It was a competitive game for most of it. Got ugly there the last couple, but that's okay. It was a lot of fun. The stadium, that's my first time going to the new stadium that gets a lot of grief for how it looks on the outside on the inside i will say it's phenomenal it's a great game watching experience it's every every game every ranger game i've ever known has been sitting outside maximum swamp ass and just not ideal but um had a hot dog actually had two hot dogs

two glizzies double glizzed okay how'd you dress them up how'd you dress them up uh went relish Not ideal. But had a hot dog. Actually had two hot dogs. Two glizzies, double glizzed up. Okay. How'd you dress them up? How'd you dress them up? I went relish. I went onion and I went mustard. Okay. Sweet relish?

I guess. I don't know. Probably. If it was sitting out, it was probably sweet. I don't... They don't just put dill relish out for people, right? I don't think so. Sweet relish is just not...

It doesn't jive with my palate, man. I fuck with it heavy i wish i did you think you think being such a pickle guy that i could take down some relish it's just not me sorry let me know my relish takes it over overshadow the world no no no i'm always game to talk relish um we got out of there in a reasonable – we parked on – if you're a Metroplex guy, we parked on Randall Mill and went right down to 360 and got out of there. We were home in like 30 minutes. Oh, that's great. It was shocking.

My last adventure over in that area was getting out of a Taylor Swift concert, which I have to say was way, way different. Yeah, yeah. Have you been to other playoff games? Not Texas Rangers. Yes. But have you – like you been to other playoff games? Not Texas Rangers. Yes. But you've done Stars playoff. I've been to – my dad and I went to Mavs Thunder game, I want to say two or three, which they lost. They went on to win the NBA title that year, so hoping it works in our favor again. again and then in 1995 i believe my sister and i went to and maybe my dad the uh cowboys packers

nfc championship game at texas stadium where does a baseball playoff game rank in the the general david ruff landscape of playoff games i've never been to an nba playoff game and I've never been to an NBA playoff game, and I've never been to – I guess I've only been to MLB playoffs and NHL. KJ and I went to Mavs Clippers a couple years ago. They lost that game. Geez, maybe other than that Cowboy game in the 90s. Don't have a great record at playoff games, but I will say there's something about just knowing you're at a World Series game.

Yeah. That is like – and there's a – I'm going to say a lot of cliche. There's a buzz in the air. It's palpable. It was just fun, man. The crowd was lit. It was all around just a great time. I'll put it above an NBA playoff game because an the playoff game felt like a regular just like a

big regular season game we were in a we're in a unique position for our my only playoff baseball game experience but it was the most fun i've ever had in a live sporting event yeah and i'm not even a big baseball guy these days sat out in left field got to see mitch garver's home run that was cool yeah dude do you vibe with spieth no i would the the the chad and the dudes the dude perfectos were we're up in the suite and he offered he's like dude y'all come by but is this i don't know maybe had the game been going a different way i just i was too well we were too dialed in. I want to see your dad doing shit with Dude Perfect. I will say parking is very expensive. And if my dad's listening, he's – I'm sure he'll love me telling this.

When he – we pulled into park and saw how much it was. There's two parking lot attendants and there was a cop standing there. I knew exactly what he was about to do. He goes, excuse me, are you a police officer? He goes, yes, sir. He goes, you need to arrest these guys for scalping. Because the parking was so expensive. It's an old man joke.

Yeah, and I was like, I'm like looking the other way. I'm like, I knew exactly where that was going. So, it's good. And I was like, you like you know they get a chuckle good and then he like he reached over to grab his firearm no i'm kidding that's it that's a randy joke that's a it's a little internet humor there for the boys uh that's it drove back yesterday morning i had to get up at uh 6 15 i was on the road by 7. Made it back for soccer practice. Yeah. It was a long day yesterday. Watched the boys.

Had some fun. Oh, can I tell a real quick cold front story? Yes. I don't mean to take up too much time. So the cold front obviously hit in Dallas before it hit here. That's how they typically work, right? North to south. So when I left, it was 50 in dallas and a little rainy driving down i get into georgetown and then i get into round rock you

drove faster than the cold front i out drove the cold front but the moment i realized it my all the windows in my car fogged up and everybody slowed down and there wasn't rain it was just going from the dry air mask that's pretty sick and everything went foggy and i was like what the fuck's going on and then i realized oh i just i just out drove the cold front yeah that's scary yeah it was cool though literally well yeah it's a cold front dude it's good how about you just a big weekend charlie got to go to uh dylan's 40th birthday party just absolutely lit people are wondering what i ate there yes i did partake in steak

fajitas with micah randy did you feed it with me no i i'll pause store in case okay okay we had we had a big fajita crew down at our table. You know, when you have that big of a crew doing fajitas, I understand why they don't dump the meat on and sizzle it, but it did kind of hurt a little bit that we didn't get a straight up sizzle. We will endure.

But yeah, what a fucking birthday dinner. It was, man. It really set the tone for future birthday dinners at Matt's El Rancho, and I'm worried about that because i don't know if we're ever going to reach that level again excellent i'm next up on the 40 thing it's not till next year so like it's way down the road yeah wait dude you're so young but i'm kind of like how am i that was an elite yeah what am i gonna do i might just do something i don't even think you you can't go to matz after that no what no it's not gonna compare i don't have that many friends. Yeah. It's tough.

Yeah. It's tough. Fucking excellent. Yeah. A plus. And I didn't do shit the rest of the weekend. Okay. I felt like terrible the next day.

I've been battling a cold. God gives. Tough battles. Warriors think of that nature. I was that warrior that day. So, yeah. I just kind of vibed out all Saturday. My parents came into town yesterday so we went to Matt's at Battle Rancho again.

Oh my God. And it was just an absolute pleasure. Did you double down on Taz? Okay. You did. Last night I had tacos al carbón. It's fajita adjacent. It's fajita adjacent. It's fajita adjacent.

It's about as close to fajitas as you can get without ordering fajitas there. So yes, for people out there wondering, I'm fully in my meat era right now. Yeah. You're in your meat era. I'm in my meat era. Yeah. I recently purchased some things for Thanksgiving. I purchased a honey baked ham that I'm going to do as well as some turducken sausages.

Oh, yeah. So I'm just – I'm making up for lost time, boys. If you guys want to get some barbecue with my dad and I tomorrow, like there's an open invite. Shit. I kind of do. I love cold weather barbecue. Oh, I can't wait. Halloween cue?

I can't wait for some Halloween cue, dude. That's hard to turn down, man. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Nothing too crazy. Nothing too crazy. You know, I really want to turn down, man. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Nothing too crazy. Nothing too crazy. You know, I really want to get out of town.

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Thank us. You guys hear that? What's happening? Get over here, Dave. Something wrong? Oh. He's got the towel. That's me whipping Dave's bare ass with my towel.

I'm actually wearing pants. I wet the tip to make it steam extra. That's very kind of you. Do the weight on the end of it. Yeah, I understand how it works. We're in a steam room, bitch. I would just love to leave a podcast not injured. Steam room.

Steam room. Well, you're in the wrong... We're gonna vibe in the steam room. You're in the wrong steam room. Who's steaming? Somebody's steaming. I think Will's steaming. Like, will he beaming room. Who's steaming? Somebody's steaming. I think Will's steaming.

Like, Will's beaming? I've been steaming a lot lately, boys, and it's not just because I have a cold. Well, yeah, I've been steaming. I've been trying to get some nice airflow up in there. I've been putting some peppermint essential oils on our little spigot. It's been a minute since I've been in a legit steam room.

Well, come over, dude. You can vibe with me and mine. You know what I love about those oils? They're essential. Dude, come over, dude. You can vibe with me and mine. You know what I love about those oils? They're essential. Dude, they're so freaking essential. What are your favorite essential oils? Ooh, you gotta think the...

I can't name a single essential oil. I just love some perp and a double cup. I get it. You could probably put some perp on the steam thing. He's referring to lean, of course. They're calling me a kangaroo the way I kill lean.

Promethazine and Sprite. The way you kill lean. Promethazine. Are they the clean kangaroos? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. It's a joke for a handful of Central Texas people.

We got there. We got there. it's not good i didn't i didn't want one of those moments to be one of those things where like someone comments like dude dave that joke went over everyone's head yeah that would be a real shame if you weren't familiar with the killeen kangaroos dylan stop hitting dave in the butt dude i can't stop Look at his plump little butt just staring at me like that Would you just stop with the butt I want to just paint it red Damn

With like welts from the towel You could paint his butt if you want to It's just weird Like what are you steaming on I'm steaming I'm angry Let's hear it bitch You guys familiar with this YouTube TV I'm out! I'm angry! Let's hear it, bitch. You guys familiar with YouTube TV?

I'm out the game, but yeah. I successfully watched a World Series game from my phone. You know, YouTube TV overall in life has been a gift. Not only can you split your account with three different groups, which makes it just a third of the price, which is great, but you can also watch it seamlessly from your phone. Randy can't. Randy's got that fucking broke voice watch it seamlessly from your phone. Randy can't. Randy's got that fucking broke voice.

Yeah, Randy can't. He can't. He was so in awe with the clarity. Is he on cricket? I wasn't the only one. No one had service. Hey, Randy, newsflash. Patriot Mobile doesn't have very good service down here.

I have Xfinity. Was I sucking up all the 5G? Yeah, you were sucking it up. You were a walking AT&T commercial. They've been calling you the 5G siphon, dude. I don't even know what Xfinity is. Not to discredit it. What the fuck?

What is that? I knew it as a cable provider, but I guess it's just also a whatever. I don't know. It's my family plan. I just let the Midwesterners do what they do. I'm unfamiliar. Who's family? Who's been paying for your phone for the last i don't know 14 years or so

yeah yeah anybody in particular that's a joke for a very few of you it'll be a joke for everybody at some point once we get the once we get the green light we will be we will be talking about something yeah and you know youtube tv's been making a lot of strides lately boys they've changed up their menu a little bit they've made it easier to do several things they've even introduced the quad box great feature i clicked on something yesterday i wasn't watching a ton of nfl yesterday because you know me i don't watch nfl all the time i like to watch the lions i freak with the lions jerseys but yesterday i didn't do i clicked on youtube tv because i saw it was trending and i was like, man, people must be happy with this service. I heard it was lagging yesterday. You guys hear about that?

I heard Red Zone was lagging yesterday. But that's not what we're here to steam on. Wait, so does that mean like delayed? Yeah, the quality. Oh. Apparently it wasn't great. Yeah. Maybe they're running it through Xfinity.

I had to watch it on my laptop because it looked like shit on my TV. People were not happy yesterday, but that's not why I'm steaming, boys. That'sity. I was switching back. I had to watch it on my laptop because it looked like shit on my TV. People were not happy yesterday, but that's not why I'm steaming, boys. That's not why I'm steaming. You want to know why I'm freaking steaming? Let's hear it. We're only five minutes into me starting the steam room.

Yeah, I know. I want to know what you're steaming. Why can't the quad box be freely editable? I'm not trying to go above and beyond. I'm not trying to complain about an awesome service. There are certain things that I need in this quad box

that are simply not offered right now. He wants to customize his quad box. Like, I understand that there might be some rules surrounding what things you can put on the screen all at the same time. Like, I don't know,

maybe Fox networks have it in their literature. Literature. That they can't have it up against CBS or something. I don't know. You got Cowboys Rams over here. You get multiple options.

MLB Network over here. It's difficult sometimes to get like a Big Ten game at the same time as like an SEC game. You got Two Girls, One Cup on the other box. It's not available on YouTube TV. You don't just play that. At what point can we edit these? At what point can I say,

okay, I want to watch a little football, but I've got a toddler who's a psycho right now who wants to watch light year let me holler at some light year so you want you want more than just sports options in your quad box i don't know i have maybe michigan playing a football game uh one weekend and maybe like i don't know manchester united's playing something else and maybe i want to have a little soccer on the quad box next to my football on the quad box i'm just thinking about the juxtaposition uh-huh between football and football football for me just think just a few months ago there was no such thing as the quad box at all and they introduce it and it's a great feature and now people are already wanting more

yep yep yep i'm already taking it for. I'm already taking it for granted. I'm already taking it for granted. You are. You're taking it for granted. I'm taking it for granted. I get it. What's next? Like, what do they do next?

Like, how do they just blow this thing up? A customizable quad box is what they do next. Ocho box? No, that's too many boxes. That's too many. Should we start calling the stew the squad box? I don't hate that. Dave, what do you think? The squad box. Dude, it stew the squad box i don't hate that dave what do you think squad box dude think about it squad box because like the stew is kind of shaped like a giant box

it is uh boxy yes it's a cube but like isn't there one dude in the development team at youtube tv who can just be like oops i accidentally put pbs on one of these quad boxes for all the children out there. Oops. No one's watching PBS in a quad box. You don't want to see a little fucking, I don't know, Franklin? You don't want to see Arthur on there while the boys are playing? Honestly, I concede my television to my son. You're a better father than me.

I don't want to fight it. I'm like, it's not worth it i'll watch it on the lappy or i'll watch it in the bedroom i don't know i just he'll i don't know if that was an option i would try it i'll try it i would like to be one of those parents it's like oh no our kid doesn't watch television but i got news for you he does and he loves it parks is just on the sticks these days fortnight crazy what's sally gonna do on christmas morning when fritz unwraps his ps5 dad sits there the entirety of his nap window that afternoon just absolutely cooking in

fifa man did y'all have a picture in picture in the 90s do you remember when that came out yes we had it for like a very short period. They introduced it, and then we moved, and we had to get rid of the service that we had that offered it. It was pretty wild. At the time, it was kind of a game changer. Yeah, like, wait a minute. Picture in a picture.

My dad watching probably Sunday of a golf tournament, and then also there's football on, a little one. I'm not watching the golf tournament. I'm trying to watch the football. I was thinking, wow, this is the coolest thing I'll ever see. Fuck yeah. Now we're doing quad boxes. I remember the first time my parents got like, we got Dish Network.

I remember just being like, this is crazy, dude. There's just a satellite dish on our place that's communicating with space right now. Yeah. Dude, the best thing about satellite too is that when it's raining and you have nothing to do but watch tv you can't you can't you just can't do it go play with your toys yep y'all need to get on that starlink you're not on starlink i actually i've yeah i've got a back-end access code to it why don't you use the front end uh just i'm supposed to not be on it wait why just because like off the grid you're off the grid pretty easy to find i actually i actually thought i

saw a bunch of stars linking the other night but it was actually 10 000 fireflies could you believe your eyes i would not believe that dude i couldn't believe my eyes either it was crazy what does Starlink even cost? Starlink a thing? People can't do... It's not like a service, is it? I thought it was just a satellite. It's pretty much internet for the world. Oh, so if I went to Starlink, I could actually get internet through Starlink? Can't he turn it off at any moment?

Service address. It seems like a lot of power for one man. From the anti-Elon stuff that I get fed on Twitter, because that's the algorithm I've created for myself, it seems as though Starlink could be problematic in the future, could affect wars and things of that nature. I mean, I think it already has.

It's been very heavily involved in the Ukraine stuff. Yeah. It's available at my address. I famously support ukraine don't you should get on there do it as a bit didn't you think starlink was a dating app where you could like hook up with like celebrities and shit i don't know if they let you know there'd no there wouldn't be any a-listers on it last night at matt's there's a guy sitting a table away from us who had a clear shot looking at me and i had a clear shot looking at him and he kind of looked like an old version of elon and i kept locking i locked eyes with the guy like three

different times and i wanted to walk out the same way like you know you look like elon right like you you think he gets it a lot he has to like he looks like a he looked like an older he looked like elon got on the jeff bezos train and was like all right i'm gonna i'm gonna stop grinding and i'm gonna optimize my body. Yeah. Because Bezos is like hot as fuck right now. I don't know how hot he is. He is ripped off.

Dude. Is he hot? He's on that gas for sure. His bald head is so fucking sexy. That's awesome to know. Yeah. He probably gets compliments at the bar all the time. All the time, dude. I think he loves it.

Yeah. He's just a hot dude. Yeah. He's also worth a lot of monies. That's probably part of it too, the attraction. I saw a guy at the gym this morning who looked like an older version of you and i'm not kidding there was a moment as we were walking out that i want to be like can i get a picture of you man you look like my friend like exactly like my friend it like i know this is weird but i ended up not doing it because that would just be awkward

but he'd been playing pickleball. You get so many, hey, this guy looks like you. Dave gets more than I get now, though. Really? Yeah, it's crazy. Dave has a lot of people that look like him, especially historic old people. Somebody said, who's the country guy?

Morgan Wallen. Someone recently said that. It was one person. Maybe. Dude, I walked by some like... Don't play. It's not me. I walked by some like sorority girls the other day.

I think they were like... Where were you? I don't know. I don't know. They were like, oh my God. Like, who's this guy? He looks famous. He looks so cool.

And I was like, ladies, ladies, relax. How they said that to you? Yeah. Like, they were super into it. I forgot where I was going with that story. yeah like they were super into it um and i forgot where i was going with that story who do they think you were um probably the sunday scaries guy no they thought i was someone else and i was like no i just have a beard yeah yeah man i was hoping that i have a much cooler ending yeah there was one there was one but my my brain stopped working in the middle

of it and i never completed the actual bit that i was going to do the plane went down yeah yeah geez yeah you know like yeah i understand like malaysia did it or on that tomorrow maybe have you guys watched encounters what is that on netflix is there some aliens i figured dave i figured you all would be into this no it's called encounters on netflix and it's about... Encounters. Like granite? Marble? Yeah. They talk about the juxtaposition between the countertops and the cabinetry. Ah. And the cupboards. That's key.

It's cool. Ah, what's in that? What in the world is in that cupboard? What you got in that cupboard? Wait, have you started watching it? No. no no i'm not really i don't know i feel like you could make any netflix series by going somewhere random and being like have you guys encountered anything weird and then suddenly like is it about extraterrestrials i believe so yeah i believe so watch it hey spooky season never ends for us mass ufo sightings for the last 50 years fuel a global mystery in this docu-series featuring

eyewitness accounts expert interviews and new evidence wow i love the new evidence got him good description there dylan i just thank you for that oh thank you for that that's really good yeah thanks man it's good that they have all new evidence i've got some all new evidence over over here, actually. Ooh, this is probably going to be an ad read. Let's stay tuned to find out what he does here. What if I told you I had some all new evidence of maybe an absolutely loaded with tech vehicle called the Alfa Romeo Tenale? I'd say I'd be pretty interested in something like that. I don't know if it's because we've just had Alfa Romeo top of mind lately, or if it's just because I'm just addicted to that electric blue color that we had. But I've been seeing these electric blue Alfa Romeos just jetting all around town lately.

I really miss it being in our parking lot. I do too. It made me feel good. I do too. If you guys aren't familiar with the Alfa Romeo Tonali, you're about to be because they're about to be hitting the streets in troves. These things are loaded with tech. They got the large touchscreen. They got safety tech like the automatic emergency braking.

Dylan, you could really use the help on the automatic emergency braking tech and stuff like that. You zone out a little bit while you're driving. I don't think so. I'm a very safe driver. More than anything, these things are just fun to drive. They're fun. They look good and they're

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alfa romeo tonale go to alfa romeo usa.com and just check it out tonale tonale tonale dave hey when the ragazzi went to the movies it was just me oh i went by myself i went to the movie theater you catch that new ninja turtles john no i'd like to have you i'd like to no park says it's really good low-key like i want to go see it i've heard i've heard nothing but good things have you heard is this this is a seth rogan one randy says have you heard what they did in this movie no sorry i'm cucking you dave oh cuck me they like they had kids actually recorded the voices for the the ninja turtles and they tossed the kids in like the the studio and just said like hey talk like just interact with each other like we want it to be as natural as possible so like there were people that watch clips from it

that were like what people don't talk like this this is kind of cringe turns out it's like actually how the kids their age were talking and they incorporated into the movie so it's more natural it's a good idea yeah it's it's pretty the the one clip i've seen on twitter i'm like i'm very interested yeah the animation style is very unique. It's very comic book-y. It's cool. Well, I did not see Ninja Turtles, but I will.

I saw something a little different. Killers of the Flower Moon. I went Thursday evening by myself. And went to Alamo Draft House, which is always a delight love that what night you go thursday night i'm worried that they're gonna go out of business i was killing some flour on thursday night too whoa you're smoking weed then i was mooting people from my

balcony hell yeah you had a night lifted man you couldn't even see my eyes. They were so shut. Mooning needs to come back. I think it's a charge now. Yeah. I have a friend who, and you know him, he's been on the show a number of times. He mooned the girls' basketball team while they were leaving on a bus, and then they tried to suspend him or send him to the summit or whatever, and he just transferred schools. I wish mooning wasn't. I would have transferred too.

Against the law. You're exposing your bare butt. Right you know that should be acceptable i think it can expose their bare breasts why can't i expose my bare why can you wear thongs at beaches but i can't show my ass to people from my car as long as you're not showing um you know we not you're not yeah as long you're not hitting them with a fruit basket or something but when people move they bend over and that is likely to show something. You got to know when to stop pulling the short down. We all have a butt. We all got bottoms.

It should make it more acceptable. I didn't moon anybody. I went to the movie. I had a pizza. Let's get to the movie. Their pizza's sneaky good. I did something real wild. I ordered pizza right when I got there, thinking, sneaky good i did something real wild i ordered pizza

like right when i got there thinking like oh this won't get to me till like after the previews they brought it out in like six minutes i finished that fucking pizza before the movie started it was it was pretty embarrassing it's a good amount of pizza it's perfect for one really good yeah um also did a glass of wine i made a mistake i said i'll have a let's do a glass of wine. I made a mistake. I said, I'll have a, let's do a glass of the Pinot. They didn't bring me the Pinot Noir. They brought me the Pinot Grigio. And I had to hit the little button. They have a button now that lights up like very faintly red.

And I came back and I was like, I was trying to do like the, I don't want to like make a scene and be loud during the movie. And I was like, I need the, I ordered the Pinot Noir. And the guy was like, what? And I was like, okay, I'm making it worse by low-talking. And then I was like, I didn't mean to order this. And they came back. They swapped it.

I was fine. Before I get into the actual movie, I have to be critical of my neighbor. It's an older couple. And that's not why I'm being critical. I have nothing but respect for my elders, Dylan. Older guy sat next to me with his wife. Look, I'm not judging. I'm kind of judging.

This dude went so hard. This dude did a beer, two margs, the chicken strip with hatch chili gravy. Fine. Okay. I have no issues with what he's done thus far. And then he hit him with a popcorn order. Now, Alamo Draft House serves you popcorn, not in a bag not in a a paper uh cup paper bucket it is a it's a metal bowl like you would eat at your home

bottomless with your family they will refill it for you yes they will and they did which that's fine if it's bottomless and how'd you put how'd you cut the hole out of the bottom? You catch a charge for being bottomless in a theater. He's doing popcorn trick humor. Boner through the hole, yeah. I didn't do that. That would have been weird. That would have been a weird move. And the seats don't really lend themselves to that.

Yeah. But I will say, the sound, Killers of the Flower Moon is not a loud movie. It's very much like, this is like, you're watching it for the acting, the dialogue, the cinematography, everything, like the costume design. You're watching this set design. You're like, wow, this is a Scorsese.

The sound of the guy next to me getting to the bottom of his bottomless popcorn and just throwing that big old bear paw at the bottom in the kernels, just scraping against the metal for about, you know, 10 minutes or so until they came and refilled it for him. I was just like, Jesus. And people were like, you could kind of feel people like, who's doing that? It was him. And that's fine. You know what? Go off, man.

Popcorn keeps me young. Well, here's where it gets weird. I can't get it caught in my teeth because I don't have any. This dude fell asleep at least six times. Did he do the aggressive jerk? Oh, dude. Like the classroom. I didn't follow him to the bathroom.

Did it happen to you in class all the time growing up yeah that's happening it's me on a plane yeah it's planes now plane is like the you got drool well he he yes he did do that his wife because there was a couple times where i thought i was gonna have to nudge him he didn't snore but he did head back mouth open heavy breathe which is like step one into snoring like and i was like dude this dude's about to snore and like i don't know if she's gonna like let him i i can't let him snore i can't let him ruin the movie for everybody are they like right next to you yeah no like no no space between you he is right next to me and his wife's on the other side obviously and at least five times i i heard her like go i knew what she was doing she was like and then she would like

loudly put her drink down like trying to wake him up i'm like he's your husband just touch him yeah just touch him or let him sleep so you don't interrupt everybody else but his head was back and then she would nudge him and he he'd crack back to it dude he's on that one beer to two mark pipeline i'm like dude we still got like another hour of this thing man like you're missing a lot of key moments how about the movie you guys are curious how did i like the movie that's what i want to know is nave gonna be critical of a scorsese a dicaprio john well it's three hours and 26 minutes there. There's several parts you can either be standing or critical of. I will say I enjoyed the movie.

It was not my favorite Scorsese, but I thought it was very well done. I thought the acting was very, very good. I thought the story is, excuse me, let me soapbox, very important story. It's one that's not known to many people. When I found out they were making this movie, I did read the book it's based on. And my biggest surprise is Jason Isbell. I knew he was in it. I thought he was just a very minor role.

He's not a minor role. He's acting, acting. It would be hard for him to play a minor with how he looks currently. That's a great point. That's a great point. I know they're doing crazy things with AI and CGI. He was basically just himself. It was pretty impressive.

Who's more likely to get the Golden Globe dub here? Leo or De Niro? Ooh. Who is the young lady who played Molly? Lily Gladstone. I think she will get nominated. I think they will all three get nominated. I think if anyone wins, I think it will be Lily Gladstone, then De Niro, and then DiCaprio.

But that's not to say anything negative about DiCaprio's performance. He was awesome, as he always is. Can you convince me to go see this movie in theaters instead of waiting until it is released on Apple TV? I did not pee one time. Okay. You know I'm Bill Differ when it comes to peeing. So I can probably make it an entire film i also only drank one glass of wine did you slowly sipped it did you fast before no okay i did take

my my medication the night before though can i can i get a hit of that before i go in you want to maybe yeah like okay i i didn't want to go see oppenheimer in theaters but that's because one i just am not as into the idea of Oppenheimer as I am into Killers of the Flower Moon, and this is the Scorsese effect. The cast is sick. I've traditionally liked Scorsese. I've never seen The Irishman because it was simply too long, and this is only three minutes shorter.

If I'm going to go down one of these, should I go down The Flower Moon? The Irishman's stonk. I like The Irishman. I like Killers of the Flower Moon more. Please be careful who you're talking like that to. We're both from County Cork, so we kind of have some family that might be involved in the movie.

Ladies and gentlemen, this man is Irish. The first review I saw was a Barstool dude who was like, this is way too long and really boring. Don't go see it. I wrote it off immediately. I don't know if that's where you should be getting your reviews from. Hit the TL.

I actually really enjoyed when that came out, and one of the guys from their movie Vertical, Lights, Camera, Barstool, was just like, okay, another idiot from Barstool weighing in on something they know nothing about. Like, please just let us handle this. And I was like, yes, I love this. They will roast their own.

Was it Ken Jack? I don't know. You can if you want to, but please wait until we're off camera i will see it okay that's good look if it is long i will say like do i think any do i wish it was shorter like yeah i mean but not there was never a point where i was like looking at my watch that i don't wear is is it a did you did you appreciate going solo did you wish you had a compatriot there no no no no i like going to movies like that so okay fine and let's all go see it um and i probably won't well maybe i will go again i will say you're gonna love it i think because the fits i mean 1919 oklahoma you're getting a lot of like very

very good western where the the the native american fits are you know very cool i think they do a nice a nice job of portraying the the osage um indians but yeah dude it was it was good man it was it was really good it's really fun it's you're gonna be like dude this i heard people talking after they're like i had no idea like it went down like this can i say something that might be out of bounds go for it i feel like a lot of fucked up shit's happened in oklahoma that's been suppressed by history they reference tulsa okay okay in the movie because like the tulsa's like i just feel like no one knows about these things and it's like once you start to realize you're like oh that was kind of a big deal it was very yeah

and that that happened i want to say not that long before this went down this is like 1919 1920 you know um but yeah they definitely referenced. And I'm sure that was very intentional to put the word out there about that as well. So I had no issues with it. It flew by. The previews were absolute trash. And Barrett, Rob, a great point that they're not making anything right now or they weren't at the time. I don't know. That's completely.

But yeah, I couldn't even tell you what I saw a preview for. It was maybe like one horror flick and then some shit. I was just pounding pizza at that time. good point, yeah. But yeah, I couldn't even tell you what I saw a preview for. It was maybe like one horror flick and then some shit. I was just pounding pizza at that time. Hell yeah, dude. And pushing pee. I was pushing pee and yeah, it counts as playing your Zod card. Okay? Why wouldn't it?

Reading pizza. I don't know. Oh yeah, I was going to say, you didn't go outside. Pizza in the dark. Yeah. You and me and pizza in the dark. That's a safe dark room order, though. You know?

Zoff? Yeah. Why? I typically like to see. What if you take a piece away and you don't realize that the cheese is falling off, and then you go to put pea to mouth, and suddenly the cheese is all over you? So many things you can order in there require dipping. Fries and ketchup, for example.

It's hard to see what you're doing you know yeah i've never shied away from too much stuff with the fries though kind of a bad boy in that respect okay well he's a fry bad boy they call me the the fries yeah that's my name right yeah yeah okay dave i'm gonna see it man because of your review. You know, I've been critical of the length of his movies lately. I do think that one of the next things that's going to be in the crosshairs of Mr. Scorsese is going to be his Jerry Garcia biopic or biopic. Biopic. And I hope that's three and a half hours long.

I'm going to be devastated if that's like 90 minutes. That's happening? For real? I don't know. There's rumors that Jonah Hill was slated to be Jerry Garcia in it. He would crush it. But I also think that there's also some rumors going around that it might not actually happen. So we'll see.

I would watch it. I'm going to go see this now, Dave. There's some great acting. There's some cameos in it. I'm going to go see this now, Dave. There's some great acting. There's some cameos in it. You're like, whoa. I might drag your ass with me, Dylan. Let's do it. Sturgill Simpson.

Let's ride. I don't think I'm going to drag Sally away from the little newborn for three and a half hours to go watch a movie she doesn't care about. Just go to the one right here. I'll scoot her to it. Okay. I'll skate there.

Bet. Y'all almost have me showing up to d betty on a skateboard late night that would have been so sick i told sally i will i all i want to do is show up on the skateboard to d betty when everyone's there but then the idea of walking and or skateboarding back just sounds like a broken wrist way would you have brought your board in yeah just to make a statement that's the whole point yeah just to make a statement yeah they don't have like a skateboard rack you. Yeah, you can't lock it up outside. She didn't want me to do it.

Okay. Yeah. Yeah. But that's just the life I live, man. It's a groovy one. That's good, dude. It's a groovy one. Here it comes, guys.

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We had a retail therapy recording on Friday of last week. Additionally, we had our friend, our GFOP, good friend of the pod, James and the Stew for a little bit. Not the actual Stew. Is he a Skims boy too? So he was very interested in some Skims. And we started to realize right before retail therapy that just the whole squad, all the boys are buzzing about these Skims. Did you guys cop any?

You know what? I just went for the first time to the Skims website and just did a little perusing. Not much is available right now. I know. It seems to be such a hot item. My size, there's like one color, one style that's available right now. Your boy lifted a three-pack did you yeah i had to i had to support kim you copped yeah she needs she needs your

support well i was already like pretty in on this and then while we were recording retail therapy uh there was another announcement made by skims that they're releasing the nipple bra saw that um can i back up one sec how long has the men's line been available like three days seriously yes launched last week did not know i haven't seen this now they're the official underwear of the nba i saw that that's a quick you see a hot nba dude just know that he's strapped okay with skims so this nipple bra yeah i haven't seen it is it just like there's holes cut out so the nipples are yeah for like quicker feeding i wonder what size wimby would wear a nipple bra in the undies probably a small he's seven like seven five i know i don't know if he's wearing skims

very thin fella he's wearing slims instead hey he's gonna need to put some uh some meat on those bones if he wants to play in the nba he was already playing in the NBA. Yeah, if he wants to continue playing in the NBA. You want him to bang around in the paint? Yeah, I fucking do. He's just a taller Porzingis. Sorry, it's stupid. He's going to be really good. He is really good. Well, seriously, what's the nipple bra? Here's my thing with the nipple bra. It's not the clockwork orange thing. What is it? It has built in. Your nipples always appear to be hard in the bra they're fake little nipples here's my question i'm not a i'm not a lady i don't have breasts i don't have female nipples i have man nipples but isn't there like it's kind of hot when like that when you like you know you

want your nipples to protrude a little bit. It's kind of hot. But don't you want to turn them off sometimes? Nope. So you want it to be like a pump-up sneaker. Like daytime running lights. Yeah, like a pump-up. You can flick them on when you want them. And then like, oh, I got to go pick up. What if it was like a mood ring and it just goes with the temperature?

I got to go pick up parts from elementary school. I'm going to turn my nipples off real quick. You know what I mean? This is genius. I get it. Because now we're going to be at dinner and a a nice young lady is gonna walk by um catch your attention up and we're gonna be like okay do we think that skims we're gonna be talking about skims so it's just and skim do you think this is natural or do you think that she's skimming

is she skimming ask her no you can't do that you said you said i actually thought this was pretty accurate like i didn't say this is going to have you barking in public. Does Big Content guy know about this bra yet? He does not approve. I don't think he approves of fake nipples. Really? He likes real nipples. I don't know, man. I don't know if we can ignore what's happening here.

If this catches on at a rapid clip, like I think the entire universe is going to be collectively a little more H. I don't think – okay. I'm guessing these aren't going to be flying a little more H. I don't think – okay. I'm guessing these aren't going to be flying off the shelves quite yet. They'll be slow. People will be slow to adopt these. I disagree only because people ride for skims. You don't want to be the first person skimming like this out in public. Dude.

Dylan, you're going to be drinking that skim milk soon. Yeah. So someone in my life – I was talking about this and someone in my my life said, well, are they going to do this for dudes? Are they going to make jeans that have an outline? A stencil? A built-in piece? The Jon Hams? What if they just made pants called Hams, and they just had a penis outline on them?

The Maglites? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. What if? We could do it it's interesting should we talk to mugsy and see if they can put a little blow up yeah we just call them the hogs it's not bad i still think that there should be an on and off switch for these yeah you can't you know what

that could get you yeah you don't want to be i mean there's some scenarios where you don't want to be could you just say that like if you're going to go pick up your kid from school, you might just not want to wear the nipple bra? I personally think we should free the nipple. I think that if men can show their nipples online, I don't understand why other people can't. There's 100% going to be a next door – or no, whatever the school – someone at a school or a daycare is going to have to send out an email to parents like reinforcing like when you are at a school function or a you're picking up your kid please be mindful please do not wear the nipple you're rocking hard nips got a bunch of 13 year old middle schoolers just barking yeah um yeah probably i don't think i would i'm not built to handle it now i couldn't handle it then yeah and you're just begging to get like that that's gonna sound bad never mind i'll probably back that up but it's gonna draw attention back it up it's gonna draw attention no i mean you're

not wearing that to knock an eyes on right and you know most of the eyes on you're gonna be very proving yeah i think i don't know remember free the nipple yeah what was that about you were supportive where are they being held in a in a castle with bowser boat yeah what's bowser's problem just guys got fucking insecurities he just kidnapped a princess like just kidnaps everybody like what what kind of animals bowser he's a he's in the turtle family turtle uh adjacent kind of animal is Bowser? He's a... He's in the turtle family. Turtle adjacent. Kind of like turtle alien. So why are you trying to smash a human? Like, it's kind of weird, dude.

I don't know if you like him. He's just trying to fuck a Mario. Princess is bad. Oh, so you think he's more anti-Mario than pro-princess? Yeah, because I don't think he ever did any harm to her. He's just a dickhead. Does Princess own a Skims nipple bra? Maybe that's what it is.

Ooh. Yeah. Randy could probably answer that seems right up his alley yeah i think randy yeah but i don't know if the stuff that he knows about is my nintendo he just slacked me something oh shit oh red come on dude there's no broad in that dude and he got an instagram it's just princess peach yeah yeah it's gonna make me wonder like are those uh natural hard nips or is she skimming you know what in the world is in that bra what you got in that bra sorry are they like lifting too probably i don't know all i can say the only experience i have with these is from the promotional video and i think I approve.

Kim was wearing them. Yeah. Kardashian. Yeah. They look to be a lifting effect. Lift. Lifted. Yeah.

Wonder bra. You hear about these? I forgot about the wonder bra. Isn't that what you have to take before you go to the combine? He's making a wonderlic joke i didn't get it until you filled me in yeah it's because you're not as big of a football guy as me that's true go loins big fan of the lions you freak with them such a big fan that i'm missing the game tonight to go out to dinner who they got uh i don't even fucking know you're going to dinner with bitch my parents who are in town yeah yeah my dad doesn't really care about football so he's about to call you out for not inviting you no i was so i'm just gonna take my parents out to dinner because i'm a nice guy that's awesome yeah who we got tonight d? I haven't been paying attention at all, admittedly.

Man, it's a big one, dude. We got the... Yeah. I don't know. I can't wait. Oh, it's Vegas, Detroit. Vegas. I might do a shot of whiskey during tonight's game.

Okay. No, I'm just kidding. Oh, I thought we were... I just wanted to reference the next tweet that we're going to talk about real quick. Yeah, I just have this weird impulse okay dave you you apparently are a big watcher of this show yeah did you watch this as it was released did you catch it on the tl after the fact what's the name of the show it's ghost adventures how many episodes of Ghost Adventures do you think you've seen in your entire life? Like, including rewatch? Yeah.

I've seen probably 85% of the episodes they've dropped. They've dropped a lot of episodes, right? Yeah. I didn't know you were this into this show. I like that. You've watched some episodes more than once? Yeah, there's some bangers, dude. Sometimes you have to do your own research.

So if you're not familiar with Ghost Adventures on the Discovery Channel, first of all, what have you been doing? What have you been watching? Something important like PBS? I didn't know I was missing hilarious content like that. People are freaking with the ghosts. I got to say, a lot of the comedy is unintentional, which is always fun. But it's essentially a classic ghost hunting show.

But I've been watching it since probably 2009, 2010. When Alyssa and I were first dating and I was living at home during summers, we would watch this at my parents' house. We would go on dates and we would watch Ghost Adventures. And I genuinely enjoy it. The main guy, Zach Bagans, is pretty he's ridiculous i i might send you guys i might put y'all on some homework is he related to bilbo no he's not related to bilbo bagans okay dylan just you don't have to worry about that's two lord of the rings references i was gonna anyone keep in track i get those two and you're close very very similar um

anyway i don't know what i've not seen this episode and if i have i did just i glossed over this but one of the guys they do investigations so they go in lights are all off 10 year and it's usually like one or two nights okay go in, night vision. They've got nothing but their cameras. And they've got all the little tools. They have the voice recorder to see if they can pick up any audio of something from the other world speaking to them. A lot of times they do get some good evidence. Now, a cynic would be like, oh, of course. They're trying to have a show.

They're probably doctoring it. I think they embellish some stuff. I think they do get some good stuff. But I'm also – this stuff appeals to me. So maybe I want it to be real, but I am very, I take a lot of it with a grain of salt. Uh, one in particular, I don't know what this ghost hunt was, but this, uh, this particular adventure finds one of the gentlemen, uh, in a room and there is a, what appears to be like a trigger object. And it's a bottle of whiskey. A lot of times we'll find out like,

oh yeah, this fucking murder happened here and the guy who did the killing or the guy who died loved whiskey. That's why it's sitting there on the table. So they'll put something, an object out in like hopes that it'll like trigger. Yeah. A lot of leaps of logic here.

Let's have fun. And Randy, if you could play the clip that's been making the rounds. logic here. Let's have fun. And Randy, if you could play the clip that's been making the rounds. They want me to drink another whiskey, dude. That's a weird impulse.

That is a weird impulse, man. Billy starts acting very strange and has this sudden impulse to drink more whiskey Out of all the times that we've been ghost hunting and stuff. I have never had an impulse I want to drink that right now. I want another shot of this whiskey right now. Another It's the weirdest thing like I want to do it Can I just do it? Well, you might get drunk. No, they're telling me we should do it cheers Can I just do it? No, they're telling me we should do it. Cheers!

He doesn't hesitate. He's just in your face. Cheers. Another element of this show, Zach has, I don't know if it's asthma. He said it's good at the end. It's good. It's good.

Zach wears the serious N95 mask and he has been for 10 years because he's got some deal. Why, dude? Does he know that they don't do anything? Exactly right. But anyway. He doesn't hesitate.

I've honestly kicked around the idea of doing a Ghost Adventures rewatch pod. I'm pretty sure the audience is not there for it but it is a show i genuinely enjoy watching so zach the guy does the voiceover a lot of his stuff is just so over the top it's like there there are like a lot of like what is he's he'll see something and he'll be like was this just an orb was this dust was this an insect or was it something far more sinister from the other side maybe even demonic all right i don't fucking know yeah that's your job to figure out my guy and then my favorite my favorite bit and this is not exclusive to ghost adventures but like they go they used to they'll go into like a home and it's like yeah this ghost won't leave it's like all right well how do we what do we do zach will like he'll like buck up to the to the ghost he'll be like why are you

scratching people like he'll talk shit to the ghosts you have to you have to scare him a little bit and then like he'll like apparently the thing with ghosts is if you just tell them that they have to leave they will leave so he'll be like move on you must leave and it's it's just funny the idea that the ghost is like sitting there listening to him like all right i guess i'll go on my way fret on good sir madam what was the context before the video started because he says i want to i'm going to take another shot was he already drinking up to this point uh apparently yeah he was just told okay it's a great show everybody should check it out it's i actually want to watch it now which is annoying because

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Squarespace.com slash steam. We talk about our TFM of the week. Okay, I'd like that very much. This was sent to me. Shout out, Joel. I'd like that very much. This was sent to me. Shout out, Joel. I have to admit, this is way more frat than I ever would have anticipated.

You know, we like playing dope golf courses. We like skipping rush for dove hunting. Well, this tweet came out yesterday. Dave, can you rate this guy's frat flow for me? This guy's got iconic hair. This guy shows up to your rush event. You're sending your best

to go talk to him. Oh, if I'm in the middle of a conversation with another kid that's rushing, I'm like hitting my buddy. I'm like, dude, we gotta go talk to this kid. Top tier just walked in. This guy's so frat. You send like number one, number two, number three over there a team only send your hottest guys go talk only face guys yeah i mean he's going to georgia tech

georgia tech's frat right i know it's a technical school but i think it's still frat it's in georgia sure frat adjacent yeah i don't know tashard choice yeah to shard to shard choice is he the runback coach at texas yes has nothing to do with this story. He just went to Georgia Tech. Best in the country. Well, as of today, Georgia Tech is playing in two events in golf. Yeah. The Eastlake Cup and the Cypress Point Classic.

Cypress Point was recently ranked as one of the top golf courses in the world. I think top 10 was on the list. It might have even been top five, top three. Okay. In order to participate in top five, top three. Okay. In order to participate in this tournament, they need 11 players. They only have 10 players

because one player is redshirting. So this freshman quarterback with the best frat flow I've ever seen is taking his place. His name's Colson. Dude,

like to have this in your bag, to be able to just be like, oh, I'm not only by the quarterback of like a major program or, you know, potential quarterback in the future. But not only that, like I can just seamlessly fill in playing dope golf courses with the entire golf team. I need to know what this guy's handicap is.

I need to see his stats. He definitely played in high school, right? Like, so he's played competitive golf. It would be better if he didn't play in high school and he only played like casually on like the weekends god if what if he just goes out there and shoots 88 it's like the first time he's played sober and like maybe ever and so he just goes out there and just fires like a high score let's see 631 95 according to 247 sports he didn't have a star rating what's his last name brown brown colson brown colson brown oh yeah dude brown's he's missing practice today he's gonna play golf did you hear about that yeah is he gonna get roasted by the rest of the football team for this entirety like for the

rest of his career is this something that they're like into i don't know i get walk-on vibes from him wow he didn't seem to have been highly recruited. Where did he go to high school? He went to, of course, North Augusta. Yeah, oh, yeah. This guy's frat. A lot of guys come out of there. I looked it up. He does have a gin profile, unlike somebody in this room, Dylan Chivary. What's his handicap?

He does not have any scores entered into it. That's frat. It's frat not to register your scores. It's frat to pay for the service and not use the service. Yes. Yes, it is. Oh, yeah, dude. It's on my ex-girlfriend's credit card.

I'll figure it out in 14 years. She's been pimping. Yeah, this is great. yeah this is great um i i'm it's like the rare mix of hockey hair but with a very voluminous frat swoop no one is doing it like this is the life of a motherfucking frat dude this is the life of a motherfucking frat star i need to know where he ends up going where he ends up getting a bid oh man i just there's bids aplenty take it about buddy like before rush and you're like you see guys who like i guess you can we didn't like before rush and you're like you see guys who like i guess you can we didn't do summer rush but you could see names of people who are interested

in rushing that you could add to a rush list and you'd go you'd like it we had facebook had just started and we'd go look people up if we saw this dude we'd be like oh oh fuck we need colson dude colson oh he's quarterback, any scratch golfer? Fuck yeah. What if he injures himself playing in one of these tournaments? Like he slips a disc in his back. I don't think he's getting much PT this year. Playing time, Dave?

Right, thank you. It's probably not a huge deal for right now. Thank you. Thank you for the logic there. Punctuating it. It's really cool. Well, look, we're going to monitor. We're going to see what he does.

What if he goes out there and goes like 68, 69? Has a good couple rounds. It is a good couple rounds, yeah. You never sniffed 69. Fuck no. Don't make it dirty, David. I know how you are. Have you ever broken 70? No, and I never have it dirty, David. I know how you are. Have you ever broken 70?

No, and I never have. No, absolutely not. Neither have you. No, I haven't. But you just carry yourself like a guy who's broken 70. I don't even like that. I'm going to follow Colson on Twitter. I just found his Twitter profile. I'm going to DM him and be like, hey, can you get me some gear from Cyprus?

Can you hit me with a polo from Cyprus, my guy? He's also got a soccer ball on his emojis there. He's got a football, a soccer ball, and a golf pin in his description on here. I think he also, is that his phone number? I might just text him and be like, yo, dude. He's got his phone number and his bio? You want to give him a pod?

Yeah, can you get me a QZ from Cyprus, bro? He's our frat star of the week. Hey, Colson. Welcome. To the club. Good, sir. I think we should probably start doing frat star of the week. Fogs.

That's all she wrote today, boys. Loaded episode. That was, man. I feel good. a doozy of an episode if podcast week didn't just get off to the perfect start then i don't know what else to do i don't know what else to do all right boys spooky season tomorrow bye you