Circling Back - Bit Madness, Round I
Episode Date: March 11, 2020Bit Madness is back. The listeners have ranked and seeded every bit we've had over the past year, and we vote today for which seeds move onto the second round. We also dip into the polarizing cowboy b...oot discussion that blew up the Reddit, and knock out This Weekend In Fun. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (14:40)Bit Madness Bracket: Round (1:03:34) Cowboy Boots: Square Toe vs. Round Toe (1:14:15) This Weekend In Fun Omax Health: www.omaxhealth.com (CIRCLINGBACK for 20% off) Untuckit: www.untuckit.com (RANDY for 20% off) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from the lodge my name is
will defreeze to my right daviduff. You should probably be more transparent.
We're actually not together in the Lodge.
We're all recording this remotely.
You have self-quarantine.
I'm actually sitting in bed right now.
Yeah.
I'm actually on my kitchen floor.
I'm at Wilmonds because you guys told me to meet there.
I'm at Wilmonds too.
Where are you?
I'm in the back left.
I'm in the front.
I don't want to mess with the bar.
All right.
If I see you, I'll just wave.
Holler.
It's hard to scan the room when you're laying in a hammock just staring at the ceiling.
The two-month quarantine seems excessive.
Whose call was that?
At the company?
Better safe than sorry.
Hey, Will, the Wi-Fi at Wilmot's, it sucks, man.
What's the deal?
We have to steal it from the place over.
It's ridiculous.
If you want to say hello to Willmons, just go to at Hello Willmons on Twitter.
You can't do that.
Dude, there might be a secret product existing on the Willmons Twitter account right now.
It's hard to say.
Wow.
Yep.
Go find it.
Yep.
Man, today's a big day of content.
It's not podcast week, but we might be able to dub today podcast day.
No, it's 311 day.
Dude, who's got the herb?
University of Dayton shuts down on-campus living facilities and orders everyone out.
That's my segment.
What the fuck?
Party's over, everybody.
Gotta go home.
I mean, what do you do? You're college. It's like, Party's over, everybody. Gotta go home. I mean, I...
What do you do?
You're college.
It's like, all right,
guess I'll go back home.
Yeah, like, what if...
But, like, what if...
What if you're an exchange student?
Yeah, like, what if you live...
I mean, I don't think a lot of people
from, like, L.A.
are going to, like,
the University of Dayton or anything,
but, like, what if you live in California?
Dayton's in Ohio, isn't it?
It is.
Mm.
Weird.
Fun school.
Shouts to Dayton, dude.
Nah.
Oh. No? All right, well Dayton, dude. Nah. Oh.
No?
All right, well, fuck off.
Okay.
Me?
Is Dayton in the mech?
No fucking clue.
It doesn't matter.
I thought you were in the mech.
Like, don't you know?
Yeah, but, like, that's, like,
who cares?
Yeah, who fucking cares?
Damn it, Brent.
I don't think it is.
I don't think they are, either.
Who cares? I'm drinking on that stoke. think it is. I don't think they are either. Who cares?
I'm drinking on that stoke.
Oh, really?
The stoke.
Your cold brew?
You're back on your cold brew bullshit?
Extreme Peter voice.
Let's stoke.
Did you see him do it last night?
Yes.
I did see him do it.
We'll talk about that more on Patreon today.
Patreon.com slash Circling Back Podcast.
Bachelor finale.
Will be a real shame.
Big episode.
No shortage of content there, eh?
Whoa. Be a real shame if y'all listen to it.
Also, if you're optimized, if you're not optimized,
go hop on Patreon and listen to yesterday's
Worst Of.
Top tier episode right there.
Certainly.
Unfortunately, the Chicago
event has been
officially canceled.
And no Green River.
So what are they going to do with all the green that they were supposed to put in there?
All the leprechaun dust?
They don't have to kill all the leprechauns now.
I feel bad.
A dude DM'd me of the actual way that they make the river green,
like all these details and stuff, and it was really long,
and I was just like, all these words don't make sense to me.
They just have a surplus of leprechaun dust laying around.
They have no use for it anymore.
Should we go to the 2021 event?
It's going to be extra green.
I don't think they're just going to double up on the dust, man.
Dude, the blue bonnets are popping.
Are they? Yeah. I meant to tell you that.
It's happening. I have a picture.
Oh, this is your first blue bonnet.
You should go get a photo in the blue bonnets.
Oh, no, I don't. I snapchatted it it i'm sorry just wait until uh they're in full bloom and you see
families on the side of the road oh yeah literally that yeah they pull over to take pictures and in
the flowers it's i'm gonna get a photo with randy in the blue bonnets this year can i take it yeah
i mean i took your christmas card a few years ago you did do you remember when he uh ran over
photo credit on that christmas card so if you could send out some retroactive ones, that'd be great.
We missed on that this year.
Yeah, we should have.
Why did we not do one?
There's always next year.
Shipping costs.
Oh, I mean, hopefully there's always next year.
Maybe.
Oh, shit.
You never know.
Talking about the corona?
Mm-hmm.
I'm officially, I've canceled Corona.
I'm now all in on COVID.
Yeah, I think I am too.
COVID sounds much more serious.
People are calling it the roni.
You seen that?
I have seen that.
John Duda being one of them.
The roni?
Yeah.
He's like, yeah, he's trying to avoid getting the roni.
My, my, my, my, my, my Corona.
People are dying, Will.
I know.
I know.
Did you see the 103-year-old beat it, though?
Yes.
Gross.
I don't want to hear about that.
COVID.
Oh, the disease.
Oh, okay.
I was going to say,
shout out to that dude
still having a little bit of it.
Good for her, man.
Is it COVID-20 now,
or is it still COVID-19?
I don't know.
Why did she choose 19?
I think it started it.
Because there have been
18 previous iterations of it, I think.
Legit.
Who knows why scientists do things?
They should name it like they name hurricanes.
I thought that was a Wilmot's comparison.
Virus Rebecca?
What are you talking about?
Yeah.
Dude, I got that Mandy.
Yeah.
Ooh.
Oh, come on.
Fucking mental.
Can't do that.
Tell me that wouldn't be.
Come on.
That would lighten the spirits of people, I think.
Yeah, that's true.
I think I've got the Jeff.
People would probably take it less seriously, though.
Dude, that's fair.
Is that why they changed it from Corona to COVID?
Because they were like, all right, it sounds like a party drug.
It's officially called COVID-19.
It's too late for me.
Jeff has entered my body.
It's not too late for you, Dylan.
Jeff's deadly.
I'm looking up what COVID means.
It's G-off.
No, dude.
It's the G-off.
How do they spell it that way?
It's Will with one L.
Do you guys remember when they started naming winter storms like 10 years ago?
No.
Oh, yeah.
That was a big weather product.
It has to be.
I mean, that's how you can coin.
Remember the bomb cyclone?
I do, in the polar vortex.
Don't poo-poo bomb cyclones in polar vortexes, please.
Polar vortexes are lit.
They could have just been like,
hey, it's going to be real cold.
Yeah, could have gone frigid.
Freezing temps. Dave, we have Alberta Clippers. What, it's going to be real cold. Yeah, could have gone frigid. Freezing temps.
Dave, what was – we have Alberta Clippers.
What did you have again?
Texas Clipper.
Texas Clipper.
I forget what that is.
Just a little cold front comes down, clips you.
Dang.
Y'all ever have a Nor'easter?
I mean, obviously not, dude.
Yeah, we're in the south.
That's too bad.
Come on, man.
I don't know.
Dave's a big northeast Texas guy.
Paris still goes.
Paris, Texas.
Wow.
Hey, is it Pearland or Pearland?
Pearland.
I've always said Pearland.
I don't even know what you're talking about.
What were you going to ask, David?
I don't know.
That was a Chainsmokers question, I think.
It was.
If you're wondering if I'm bummed that we're not at the Players' Championship
because the Chainsmokers were there, there's a very simple answer to this.
Yes.
So that's the event that Luke Combs played at when we were there, right?
Correct.
The Country Western musical.
He hit a shot from the drop zone onto the 17th green.
Didn't he duff it?
He did not hit the green.
I don't believe.
I thought he chunked it.
He came up a little bit short.
I don't think he had the right club.
No, I mean, it's kind of ridiculous I'm not there interviewing the chain smokers on 17.
They've seen the content I can do with those guys.
I just have to think that.
That's electric.
I have to think that there was a lot of older folks scratching their heads
as to why these two guys are just playing the audio of someone singing,
like a lady singing, that's not even there.
This one dude's just jumping around.
The backseat of the Rover song, what's that called again?
Closer?
What a stupid question.
I still think that's a top five worst song of all time.
The thing about it, though, is it's actually good.
In any genre whatsoever.
It is so fucking bad.
Hey.
Someone recorded a clip and put it on Twitter.
I watched it like 10 seconds, and my ears started to bleed.
It was so bad.
It seems like an issue that the Chainsmokers aren't at fault for.
Such a bad song that I don't get.
Closer or Yummy?
Who you got?
Oh, Yummy, although trash, is
a million times better than Closer.
I only listen to Yummy Country Remix.
The biggest bummer for me
about COVID being a problem is that
there's not going to be as many people in the
club when Yummy comes on
and I start hitting that shit.
The daggering scene at Wilmonds is
bleak.
How do you dagger in flip-flops?
It's hard.
You have to take them off.
It's hard.
It's very slippery.
Come on.
There's no daggering at Wilmonds.
You see what's going on over your shoulder?
Yeah, I know, because of COVID.
You got to put your khakis on something, though.
I haven't verified this, but do you guys see that, like,
Pornhub's releasing coronavirus porn now?
Yes, I heard that.
Oh, my God.
I heard it.
I've not seen it.
I'm not sure why you'd want to watch that.
What do you mean by coronavirus porn?
They're hooking up with masks.
Surgical masks.
Oh.
I saw a screenshot, probably from, like, Vice or something.
It was.
Vice definitely had this story.
And then it was in my recommended tab, so.
I saw this story, and I don't even follow Vice anymore.
I don't follow.
It got to be too much.
I don't unfollow often.
Did they start to infiltrate your brain a little bit?
Maybe. I wasn't getting the often. Did they start to infiltrate your brain a little bit? Maybe.
I wasn't getting the credit I deserve for their headlines.
I feel like they were stealing my shtick.
Yeah. I didn't like that.
Hey, we
got news. If you didn't hear on Monday's episode,
the meetup we were having
on March 17th is canceled.
Unfortunately. Yeah.
We're going to try to do something to supplement this
once everything dies down.
Yeah, we should probably wait
until their coronavirus fears are...
Yep.
We're bummed, but, you know,
God do what's safe.
So if you're going to show up,
just don't expect to see us there
because we're not going to be there.
That's correct.
On Tuesday at...
If you DM me, I'll give you Dylan's address
and you can just go see
him ah please don't do that if you if you can get a lifetime fitness membership at the specific one
in austin texas there's a good chance you'll see dylan and dave yeah you can just go hang out on
that tuesday oh yeah but no boy wait i might i might not be there for a while i'm really yeah
i am uh i am uh officially on officially on the disabled list right now.
Well, you can catch me still putting up a big boy weight.
I'm pretty bummed.
Imagine if some dude just spot you and be like, hey, man, big fan.
We have some listeners up there.
Oh, yeah?
Oh, yeah, big time.
Talk to me and Dave.
I don't know that I've ever talked to a listener at the gym.
Oh, they come up to me.
One dude a long time ago.
They come up to me.
People don't approach me. They know I'm in the talked to a listener at the gym. Oh, they come up to me. One dude a long time ago. They come up to me. People don't approach me.
They know I'm in the fucking zone.
That's not true.
Dude, I always try to not let you get in your zone, though.
Dylan's not putting in work.
That's why they approach him.
He's always just texting.
You're the guy that doesn't actually do anything.
You just walk around.
I'm not a text guy.
Dude, you are a walk around guy.
You're just a walk around guy.
No, dude.
I put a big boy weight.
You give out really really like small compliments
to people like oh dude looking good i caused a scene people surround me like i've literally
never seen anyone surround you like look at this guy just putting in a show i got i had i ended up
getting banned from lifetime after one day there from what we talked about the other day i was
kissing too many dudes when we were spotting for him you gotta kiss your homies they were like get
out dude i was like what what d, why do you do the most weight
when you're doing the leg exercise
where you squeeze your thighs together?
Oh, it's Kegels, man.
I keep my Kegels tight.
You know how it goes.
Why are your legs so small?
I cannot believe he won a major.
Kegel?
Kegel.
Kegel Bradley.
I hate you.
Yeah.
Wait, he won a major?
Which one?
U.S. Open.
He won an Open.
Hey, Brooks is 40-1 this weekend.
By the way, thank you, Brett, for bringing that up.
I'm getting into golf gambling this week.
No, don't do it.
Yeah, I've decided to take the point.
Big boys stacks?
Yeah.
It's time.
It's time.
Do you have any tips that you want to...
Nope.
You can move some money right now if you really try.
Let's change the odds.
Just stay tuned.
Wow.
Whoa.
We got a big episode today.
You guys realize this?
Bit Madness is back, baby.
Oh, shit.
Before we get into it,
let's talk about Untucket, though.
You ever wonder why traditional button-ups
look so long and baggy?
Yeah.
The answer is because they weren't made to be untucked.
Luckily.
They were made to be tucked.
Untuckit's the brand that you've been looking for.
It's the original untucked shirt, a modern solution to an old problem
with no tucking or tailoring required.
You know your boy doesn't tuck.
No, you're not a big tuck guy.
Second of all, I'm 99.9% sure that in Monday's Bachelor finale,
Peter wore the exact same Untucket shirt that I got from Untucket.
Really?
It's a short sleeve, full button down, and it is tight.
I thought I'd seen that before.
And he looked very handsome, as do I when I wear it.
He needs to go there more often.
Yeah.
As do pretty much everybody. He sucks at being the Bachelor. He needs to go there more often. Yeah. As do pretty much everybody.
He sucks at being the bachelor.
He's great at picking out shirts.
I have a closet full of button downs that just, like,
they're just not going to get worn by me these days.
He's got a long tail on them.
I have, like, two nice dress shirts that I wear to, like, things.
But, I mean, if I'm going to go hit the town, I'm not tucking in.
I feel that, dude.
It's lame.
Yeah.
You know we have a deal
for the people at home?
I thought that was common.
What is it?
Don't just take our word for it.
Try Untucket for yourself.
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Use code Randy
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What?
They even offer free shipping
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That's U-N-T-U-C-K-I-T.com
and promo code Randy
for 20% off of your first order.
I'm on there right now, by the way.
Yeah?
It's tight.
Yeah.
I'm not pissing down your boot and telling you it's rain, Brad.
Kind of sneaky like their sweater collection a little bit.
Or have one of their sweaters.
Pissing down your square-toed boot, dog.
Stop with the square-toed boots.
I'm officially a round-toed guy, by the way.
But yeah, they got Henleys, too, that I like. I might go right now. Some people officially a round toe guy, by the way. But yeah, they got Henleys too that I like.
I might go right now.
Some people are saying that Flounder ended the debate.
He did.
Yeah, when he weighs in on boots, it's over.
Are we doing the boot segment yet?
No, we're doing Bit Madness.
Because I want to show, when the boot segment drops,
I want to show you all the boots that Clay just bought.
I bet they're so tight.
Yeah, they are.
They don't look cheap.
Tell me they're snake.
I'm not going to tell you.
Hey, I literally just bought a sweater on Untouchable.
They're Corona human.
Did you use promo code Randy?
I did.
It's big.
R-A-N-D-Y.
It worked, too.
Dude, look at you.
Henley sweater in stone.
Guys, can we do Bit Madness?
I'm so horned up for this right now.
What about boots, Doug?
Boots are happening after.
Oh, man.
Explain to the folks at home what Bit Mad, man. We got to say this.
Explain to the folks at home what Bit Madness is.
You might be new here.
Here's what happened.
Obviously, there's new people listening because some guy thought he exposed me by posting
the meatloaf pic or video last night.
Did you see that?
Like, where you been?
I missed that.
Where you been?
Yeah, we didn't do Bit Madness last year.
We were kind of, you know, it was the early stages of our...
We were really.
Yeah.
We didn't know what to do. Who won Bit Madness last year. We were kind of, you know, it was the early stages of our... We were really. Yeah, we didn't know what to do.
Who won Bit Madness 2018?
It's hard to say.
Who's the defending champ?
No one knows. Not sure.
Is it the homie?
No.
Dave was a deciding vote against the homie in either the final or the semifinal.
I love it.
I had to go home and tell him.
It was devastating.
So here's how it works.
A bunch of listeners already established the seating for this.
They took a bunch of our old bits.
Like 500 old bits.
A ton of old bits.
I don't even know how they came up with this list.
They seated them all.
And now, ever since then, they have all filled a bunch of backers.
I don't even know how many.
Last I heard, there were a lot of entries.
Filled out their own brackets,
and now we are going to fill out our own bracket.
We're doing round one today.
And by the, I think we have 64?
We have 64.
64 teams right now.
Were there any bubble bits?
Hard to say.
Is there a play-in bit game?
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know who the first teams out were, unfortunately.
It's hard to say if it was a bubble team.
Yeah.
Wow.
Brett's going to be our moderator.
Do you have any Jock Jams music that you can play behind this?
Let me check.
Add me on the group.
No, I don't.
I don't.
I'm sorry.
I'm Arriman.
That little kid always makes me laugh.
This thing needs more buttons.
Yeah, we need more buttons.
We need like 100.
Do they have a bigger one?
I don't know.
Can we just ask for a button extender for our podcast?
What if we got two?
Did we not find the solution is very easy?
We just have to press right and then they all change?
Yeah, but you have to have a program up on your computer.
That's too much.
I'm just lazy.
Yeah.
Okay, well.
We'll get another TriCaster.
So Brett's going to read us all the matchups.
Dylan, Dave, and I are going to vote on them.
To be clear, you have to get two votes to win.
Two votes to win.
No abstaining.
And the winner of the entire thing,
which is too late to fill out a bracket if you haven't already done it.
You have to enjoy the content.
The winner is getting some merch.
Form in here.
We don't have an established number, but I'm going to hook this person up.
That's tight.
They're going to be able to go dumb in the Wash Media store.
Wow.
Washmedia.com slash shop.
Could they cop like a long sleeve Wilmont shirt?
Yes.
Do we make a long sleeve?
Dude, it's hard to say if there's currently one on the site. What color is that? Is that just white? It's sand, dude. Dude, that's fucking sick.
It's sand, dude. Man, you know I'm copping. Toes in the water, ass in the fucking Wilmont's
t-shirt, dude. Let's do it. Damn. Should we get started? Let's get started. In the early bird CBD
region from Dayton, Ohio. The one verse 16.
To start it off, number one, Dave texting the homie.
Verse, the number 16.
Nobody's doing this.
Wow, I can't believe that's a 16.
Dave texting the homies a one seed?
A one seed.
Wow.
That's like the overall number one seed, too.
No one's doing it.
No one's doing this as a 16 seed. It's been a real Cinderella season. No one's doing this as a 16 seed.
It's been a real
Cinderella seed.
No one's doing this
as a 16?
No one's doing,
nobody's doing this
as a 16.
Wow.
Is anybody voting
against the homie?
No one's voting down
that.
Wow.
I mean,
I got to ride
with the homie,
obviously.
I think Dave has
an upset on his mind.
Look,
judging by his face.
Go ahead, Will. I'm not going to vote against the homie this early. I think Dave has an upset on his mind. Look, judging by his face. Go ahead, Will.
I'm not going to vote against the homie this early.
I'm going to save that for later.
Going the homie, of course.
Just to prove that I'm not about self-promotion,
I will vote for the 16th seed.
Wow, that's big of you.
After it's already been decided.
After it doesn't matter.
Just let the record show.
History will look back on my vote and be like,
wow, what a noble person.
It's not a Cinderella upset Virginia situation here.
Number nine.
Nobody's doing this for us.
It feels more like a 4-5 seed to me.
I agree with that.
It's whatever.
That was like a day one washed media bit.
It was.
We came out of the gates and wore that out immediately.
We ruined it right away.
We wore it out in San Diego when we were at the Callaway event.
Yes.
We were like, dude, no one's drinking San Pellys here when there's free beers.
Yeah.
You're paying for San Pellys?
I was definitely drinking both.
San Pelly hits different.
That's where the joke, that's where that started for us.
God, dude, Callaway hooked it up with the San Pelly.
They had so much San Pelly.
They had so much San Pelly.
You don't see that.
In the next game on TNT, Number nine, the state of Ohio.
Versus number eight,
we're stuffed.
Dude, fuck the state of Ohio.
They're going to spend your formative years.
You're losing backers, man.
No, I mean, Ohio,
they've got some good stuff going on there.
What's the other seed?
We're stuffed.
We're stuffed! Bang!
Give me Worst of.
Jingle bell. There it is.
Little tease there for the homies. Give me Worst of.
That's a no-brainer for me. No offense to
Ohio. I don't dislike Ohio, but
we get more content from Worst of
than we get from Ohio right now. Worst of slaps.
I always laugh because
we rag on Ohio, and then I remember Will went to
college. Yeah, but like Ohio versus Michigan has always been a rivalry.
It's like I'm never going to like Ohio.
Dude, some are saying that Oxford, Mississippi is much better than Oxford, Ohio.
That's probably very true.
It definitely is, right?
Yeah, right?
I think so.
Who was saying that?
Did you have anybody close to you that would say something like that?
It may or may not be Caroline.
I looked up Miami University and I saw it was in Oxford, Ohio.
I can't imagine that it's better than an SEC school.
Hottie totty.
No, it's not.
Go land sharks.
Five seed versus 12 seed.
First one.
I don't know if this applies to –
What region is this?
What region?
Upset city right now.
We're in the early bird CBD region from Dayton, Ohio.
So sorry for shitting on Ohio again.
Number five.
Champagne.
Oh, wow.
That's going to be a tough one.
Verse.
The 12 seed.
Ooh, this is hard.
This is tough.
I don't want to go first.
I don't want to go first, guys.
Wait, is it just the steam room or is it the steam room sound effect?
It's just the steam room.
Okay.
Which sounds like this.
Did it just get a little steamy in here?
Yeah.
Dave, how about you go first?
I just went first.
What did you say?
No, I mean the last round.
Oh.
I'll go first.
I'm not afraid.
I am going. My vote goes to, because I was there. I'll go first. I'm not afraid. I am going.
My vote goes to,
because I was there.
I was there, ground floor, Champagne.
That's awesome, baby.
That was a terrible day.
That wasn't good.
You didn't have the projection.
I knew as soon as I started singing.
It's in there.
Everybody can do it.
What are you doing?
I'm the moderator.
Diaper daddy.
So, yes, again, I choose Champagne.
I am also.
If you're new here, can I explain Champagne real quick?
So, the week, like about a year ago or maybe less, Duda, John Duda came in town.
He got in like Friday night.
Or as he liked to call himself that weekend, Wide Load.
Wide Load, which is a whole other story.
Did that get the tournament bid?
No word yet.
I don't know if that was a well-publicized.
They play at like 945.
You forget what game is at 945.
You're just like, is that New Mexico State?
Well, Dylan and I got to the restaurant before Will and Duda.
We got to the restaurant at dinnertime.
At dinnertime, probably about 730.
A little late for dinner, honestly, for me.
And Will was like, I'm going to stay back and wait for John.
Like, okay.
And then they show up like an hour later, and Dylan hadn't eaten.
An hour later?
No, no.
Was it longer than that?
It was like two and a half hours later.
I feel like it wasn't that long.
It was like 10 o'clock.
So Dylan and I.
No, it wasn't.
We didn't eat until 11 something.
No.
Facts.
No.
No, you're off on this.
I feel like it was closer to 10. No, you're off on this i feel like it was closer to 10 no you're
off on this i'll check my uber history because i okay i got receipts very in the loop i'll check
my uber history anyway so we're sitting there at the bar right waiting on uh waiting on them and
dylan's like god damn i'm fucking hungry i was hangry as fuck and i was too but like i wasn't
as hangry so i ordered a drink i was like like, what do you want? And Dylan has his arms folded, and he just goes, champagne.
Shoot.
I like champagne.
All right.
To be fair to myself, I did lock my keys out of my apartment, so I was dealing with something.
I forgot about that.
I was dealing with something.
You botched it, dog.
I sent Duda in his own Uber.
I was like, you got to go get with them so you guys can get seated, because I'm having
an issue here.
Yeah, Duda shows up, and I'm thinking, oh, finally we can at least sit down and maybe get some apps going.
And they said, no, you can't sit down until your entire party's here.
That's on y'all. You've got to manipulate the situation.
On us?
You should have been like, Will's not coming anymore,
and then we're going to put you at a three-person table.
I was always going to have a seat at that table.
Leave the lights on for me.
I'm voting Champagne.
Wow, Champagne gets to the steam room.
I would have thought at least he'd're keeping track of this, right?
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
He has to.
He's the moderator.
You're the Rachel Maddow of today.
Because Micah did not keep track of it,
and so every time we did a new one-
They do have the same hair.
Same hair.
I don't have the same hair as Rachel Maddow.
Oh, you kind of do.
Hers is shorter than yours.
Hers is black.
Yeah, but you know what I'm saying.
If she grew her hair out and bleached it-
Speaking of- No, just kidding. Yeah, but you know what I'm saying. If she grew her hair out and bleached it.
Speaking of.
No, just kidding.
But an absolute powerhouse matchup.
I don't know what happened here in the conference tournament, but number 13 seed, the Randman,
versus the number four seed, the homie.
Oh, man.
Why would they match up in the first round?
Who put this together?
This was all based on votes, David.
Randy just went through the conference. This was all based on votes, David. Randy just went through the time.
This was all based on seeding votes.
I can't believe Randy's getting a 13 seed.
That's disrespectful.
I can't believe the homie's getting a four.
My son.
Dude, he graduated a lot of seniors last year.
I'm voting for the Ram Man because Parks already has a bit that made it through.
Well, who are you voting for, Dillon?
I mean, I got the homie.
He's the realest of the gang.
This puts me in a terrible spot.
Who do you like more?
Yeah, Dave or Dylan.
Or Randy versus the homie.
My thought process here is that
who am I going to have to answer to
in 10 years from now
when they come up to me and they're like,
hey, why didn't you
vote for me in the 2020 or madness i guarantee you randy will not be asking you that question
or when parches is like hey man can you buy me a beer dude i love them both this is hard for me
i got i have to go with the human here i'm sorry david wow i. I'm disappointed with the committee.
I'm disappointed with the listeners.
How dare you make him a 13 seed?
And you know what?
Because of that, I'm not going to go live anymore with him at the park.
Because you guys don't appreciate it.
I think he'll come back around.
I won't.
Way to go, guys.
You guys just changed my entire outlook on this.
I might quit.
I might go be an accountant.
I'm very pissed off.
Are you self-quarantining from content for a little bit?
Yeah, I'm done with content after this pod.
You have a lot of content.
After today's pods.
I don't give a fuck, Brett.
Why would you go accounting?
Because I'm going to go crunch numbies.
You can go cook books, dog.
I'm going to go back to school.
Now is the time to do it.
I'm going to take online classes there's a phoenix
there's a next one coming up that i'm excited for but it's not this one number three
seed stand mute cancel verse the 14 japan
dave's bits getting like low seeds here oh how about we How about We'll just go ahead and vote for Stan Mewt Cancel
I'm going to say this
Stan Mewt Cancel is getting cancelled
I agree
I'm voting Japan
Wow
Part of the reason I'm voting Japan
Is because I bait you into doing Japan sometimes
And you don't do it
And it bums me out
And so I just want it to
I want it to maintain
Well much like going live with Randy
I'm not going to be doing that bit anymore
I hope you guys like
I hope you guys like the bits.
We're canceling every bit.
The bits were fun.
We'll have to find new ones.
The fact that in our next matchup, the 11th seed is Starter Kits.
Starter Kits being ahead of Randy is crazy to me.
This is on the listers.
That's why they call it madness.
You know what I'm saying?
That's awesome, baby. Yeah, they call it madness. You know what I'm saying? That's awesome, baby.
Yeah, we get it, dude.
Number 11 seed, starter kits.
Verse number six.
Watch those azaleas, Dave.
Gardner State, Dave.
Ooh, man.
This is tough.
You're going to cancel that bid, too?
This is tough.
But I think that bid's ran its course, so it is done.
What's it against again starter kits starter kits are the gift that keep on giving we haven't done starter kit i vote for starter you've done one starter kit in the last year i can't vote for
starter kit yeah i'm gardener snake dave was too good i'm i'm going with that yeah we don't have
we don't have a starter kit t-shirt we have a we have a gardener snake dave t-shirt watch those
azaleas man well i hope you guys enjoyed it.
Hopefully we saved those pods.
The seven seed.
Oh, we have a delivery.
Come on in, man.
Oh, wow.
He's just coming right in the podcast.
Dude, hell yeah.
Let's do it.
That's weird.
This is exciting.
Oh, it's Omax.
Big package day for the squad right now?
Huge package day for the squad.
Brett's addicted to this shit.
We'll talk about that in a little bit.
The number seven seed, get in, get out, be tactical.
Versus number 10, the Marine layer.
Ooh.
Dylan, you want to vote first on this one?
If they serve him another Instagram ad, he's toast.
The jacket that I wear all the time is a Marine layer jacket.
Really?
I bought some pants from them.
They have some tight shit.
Did you get it in San Diego?
No, I got it. Someone accused them of being bootcut jeans. Really? I bought some pants from there. They have some tight shit. Did you get it in San Diego? No, I got it.
Someone accused them of being bootcut jeans.
I got it on the World Wide Web.
I'm going to go Marine Layer.
Wow.
Yeah.
I'm not afraid of that one.
What?
Me?
What's it against?
Oh, get in, get out, be tactical?
Yep.
Versus the Marine Layer.
I'm going to be tactical.
I'm going to get in, get out, and be tactical.
Oh, man. Another one of mine. Well. I'm going to be tactical. I'm going to get in, get out, and be tactical. Oh, man.
Another one of mine.
Well, I'm going to have to go with Marine layer because that bit is done.
I like Dave.
Dave is just derailing.
Dude, this is truly madness.
I love it.
It's madness, man.
You never know what the ball is going to do.
What an upset.
And then in the last opening round game of the early bird CBD region from Dayton, Ohio,
number 15, circling batch versus number two.
There's no way of looking that up.
Oh, that's a surprisingly high C.
Surprisingly high two C.
This committee.
I think there's some recency bias going.
They won their conference tournament.
It's just, you know. Wow.
Showing at the end of the year.
Wait, what's the other one again?
Circling Batch.
Okay.
I'm going to go Circling Batch in the upset.
It's upset season, baby!
Circling Batch!
Wow.
Is that your official vote?
Yeah.
Oh, it's moving on.
Let the record show that I would have voted for the other thing.
Which was? What was it? No way of looking that up. No voted for the other thing. Which was?
What was it?
No way of looking that up. No way of looking that up.
Was that a bit?
I think it's just like an internet thing that I guess became a bit.
I don't know.
You say that about things that are actually very easy to look up.
Yeah, thanks for listening.
You only sit in the room with us.
Dumbass.
I'm trying to do comedy one time.
I apologize.
Thank you.
Dude, Brett's head's so far up this OMAX box's ass. I can't wait to see what's inside, man. I genuinely want to do comedy one time. I apologize. Thank you, Will. Dude, Brett's head's so far up this OMAX box's ass.
I can't wait to see what's inside, man.
I genuinely want to know.
It's the first time we've gotten a delivery from a sponsor.
Midpod.
That's organic.
That we're doing the sponsor read for.
In an episode in which we're doing a read for them.
Are you serious?
Yeah.
Let's just do the read now.
Think about that.
Y'all, check it out.
All right. I need Will to break the tie here.
I did.
I'm tactical.
He voted second.
Remember Dickie V?
Circling Batch versus No Way of Looking That Up?
Oh, yeah.
Circling Batch.
Okay.
Wow.
15 beating a 2.
15 beating a 2.
In the Robeck region.
Was that a little Lafferty?
Rosie 20.
Yeah.
Looked like you tried it.
From Oxford, Ohio.
We're just doing all these regions are in Ohio. Oh, the Ohio? The entire tournament takes place in Ohio. Yeah. Looked like you tried it. From Oxford, Ohio. We're just doing all these regions are in Ohio.
Oh, the Ohio?
The entire tournament takes place in Ohio.
Yeah, well, at least the first round.
From Oxford, Ohio.
Number one, marry, fuck, kill, but with other stuff.
Versus the 16 seed, Ted Cruz.
Spelled incorrectly.
How do they spell it?
Like the Chevy Cruz?
C-R-U-Z-E?
Is that even a bit that we've done?
I think they just misspelled it.
Are you saying that part of the bit
is it being spelled incorrectly?
No, I didn't think it was.
But that's just a misspelling of the user error thing.
Wow, put some respect on Ted's name.
So they spelled it like Tom Cruise spells it?
No, no, no.
Chevy Cruz.
Chevy Cruz. Chevy Cruise.
Z-E.
Not a cruise ship.
Wow.
I'm going with Ted Cruz.
MF Table with other stuff. I'm going to put my windows down.
Ted Cruz.
Another one we haven't done in years.
You know, Ted's self-quarantined right now.
I think today might be the last day of it.
Really?
Yeah, he didn't have to do it for very long.
He self-quarantined himself 10 days after he actually
needed to. A retroactive self-quarantine.
I mean,
does it work like that? It's kind of stolen valor
from people that self-quarantine from the second
they thought they might have something.
Flounder's calling me right now. Oh, shit.
Just wanted to let everybody know
that. He knows I'm recording.
Wait, what was
the other one he was up against?
MFK, but with other stuff ted cruz um i'll go ted cruz here oh wow let the record show i was gonna vote for uh mary f kill
but with other stuff let the record show that wow ted crew that's a 16 beating a one i feel like
stamy cancel has just taken just taken that bit's place.
It has.
And then Baymood goals.
Yeah.
I mean, it's evolved.
We're just breaking all the rules.
If you're not evolving, then you're dying.
Wow.
The 8 versus 9 here from Oxford, Ohio.
Unsolicited recommendations.
The 8 seed versus the number 9 seed, Feral Hogs.
You've got to think Feral Hogs takes this, right? I don't even think it's close. Feral Hogs got this all day. It's not eighth seed versus the number nine seed, Feral Hogs. You've got to think Feral Hogs takes this, right?
I don't even think it's close.
Feral Hogs got this all day.
It's not even a competition.
Are there 30 to 50 or is it just one singular?
Just Feral Hogs.
Well, it's at least one.
No, it's at least two because it's plural.
Number 12, the Roback-Circlingback collaboration.
See, now you're putting us on the spot.
This is tough.
This is putting us on the spot.
Well, it's on the Roback bracket.
You've got to think they paid for that.
The number five seed.
Did they?
The Natch Door app.
Oh, wow.
Wow.
Wow.
I'm going Colabo.
I'm going Colabo, too.
I like Colabo.
Dave, I'm sorry for your bit madness.
You'd have a tough first day of the tournament.
Well, 80% of these are Dave's things.
Is it my next door?
I don't know if I can get the next door.
We just haven't done next door in a while, so I don't feel like.
That bit, yeah, and that bit had to go.
Much like all of them.
The Roback collab moves on.
This is a big matchup coming up, Dylan.
Okay.
The number 13 seed, live from
Oxford, Ohio,
intern Sally
versus Dave, the number 4 seed,
Wilmont. Intern
Sally? Why is Sally intern? She's not
an intern. I agree, but according
to the bracket, she's intern Sally.
I would assume they're talking about Will's wife, Sally DeFreeze.
I would think so.
Maybe co-host Sally.
No offense to Sally, but I'm voting for Wilmonds.
Yeah, this is easy.
Wilmonds, all the way.
Man.
Sitting in Wilmonds right now as we do this.
You know, Sally's been very helpful in my tough times with the thumb,
so my vote, let the record show, goes for Sally.
I hope she doesn't listen to this because I'm going to be like,
why did Dave only vote for me?
That's exactly what she's going to say.
Only Dave?
Thanks, Dave.
Cool, Will.
In a 14 verse 3, we have 14 Dorns bleached butthole.
I'll take the other one.
Verse the three seed, the thing about blank is that it's blank.
Oh, that's, yeah.
No way. No way.
No way.
That bit's dead.
Dorn's butthole lives forever.
Yeah, I agree.
What?
The butthole must move on.
The butthole moves on.
Are you kidding me?
The butthole moves on.
The butthole moves on.
That's an upset.
Dylan's butthole.
Bang!
Oh, wow.
Speaking of Dylan, the six seed and Dylan's trash gut biome.
The other one, easy.
Versus the 11th seed, Fulton, oil and gas.
Oh, wow.
Give me my dog Fulton here.
He's the dark horse in this tournament.
I'm voting for Fulton, oil and gas solely because I didn't know he was so cheeked up.
Goofy.
Goofy thing.
Who is he up against?
The trash gut biome of Dylan Cheveri.
Man, because I think it's important to raise awareness about Dylan's trash gut biome, I'm
voting for Dylan's trash gut biome.
Dylan?
It's not a slide against Fulton.
Fulton seems like a nice guy.
I've met him a couple times.
I already said Fulton.
Yeah, yeah.
He wears his chain outside of his shirt.
You know, you got to respect that. Fulton's got swag. But that's've met him a couple times. I already said Fulton. Yeah, yeah. He wears his chain outside of his shirt. You know, you got to respect that.
Fulton's got swag.
But that's only when he hits the sicko mode button.
Where's he living?
Because that apartment balcony he was on looked like the EX2 in San Marcos.
Yeah, he might.
Like one of those weird apartments by, like, Kaiser.
That's where we say we're going to get a crash pad.
Yeah, we're just going to get a one-bedroom that we're going to split between everybody.
We have a crash pad? Dude, don't talk about crash pad. Yeah, we're just going to get a one-bedroom that we're going to split between everybody. We have a crash pad?
Dude, don't talk about it publicly.
Yeah, chill.
Dude, Fulton doesn't go after a girl
unless he knows that she's already
in a relationship.
You've got to respect that about him.
Dude, you're in her pants.
He's in her prayers.
We are not the same.
10 versus 7 coming up.
Number 7 seed.
Fred Dave.
Fred Dave's a 7 seed?
7 seed for Fred Dave. Man. Had a seven seed? Seven seed for Fred Dave.
Man.
Had like a so-so year.
So-so year.
Getting in on name recognition.
Yep.
He's in a big conference, though.
Yeah.
They need the fans to travel.
He's in the SEC team.
That's true.
Versus the 10 seed.
Expose him!
We haven't exposed anybody in a while.
Expose him versus Fred Dave.
You know who did some exposing recently?
Barb last night on The Bachelor.
She spilled the tea, didn't she?
Good tease.
But then Hannah Ann also was doing some exposing.
What was this matchup?
Expose him versus Fred Dave.
Oh, man.
I'll take Fred Dave.
People seem to really enjoy Fred Dave.
I'm going to wait for one, Dave.
What are you take of Dave?
What was the other one?
Expose him.
But Will's voice doing it.
Expose him.
Expose him!
That was up an octave.
I liked it.
Let's hear it, Dave.
I'll let Fred Dave live.
I agree.
I agree.
That's what I was going to vote for.
Wow. That's what I was going to vote for. Wow.
That's what I was going to vote for.
Fred Dave moves on.
And then the final game.
His dad hooked him up.
Bribe Dylan.
The final game. That's actually how Fred Dave got into the tournament.
Of the Roebuck region from Oxford, Ohio.
The two-seed Dorns deal.
Hey, Dylan, what's your deal?
Oh, that's a two-seed?
That makes sense, dude, because your deal had a really big year.
Sheesh.
Versus the 15.
This weekend in fun.
Oh, man.
That's a day one bid.
It's not a fun guy job.
What is that?
Another questionable seeding here.
Guys, you can't question the seeding.
It was voted on.
I'm not questioning it.
It was voted on.
I think there should be some sort of...
What was their RPI?
Yeah. I was voted on. I think there should be some sort of... What was their RPI? Yeah.
I don't know.
They won like the Southwest
Missouri Conference. I'm taking
this weekend in fun and fiercely. Write it down, Brett.
This weekend
in fun versus what? Dorn's deal.
I'm taking Dorn's deal. Give me the deal.
Wow. Let's do the deal.
Deal or no deal.
The Bird Dodge region being conducted from Skyline Chili outside Cincinnati, Ohio.
I want to be clear because there's probably some people like, oh, wow,
like who might be thinking that they had sponsors for this.
We actually didn't.
They're not paying.
We're not getting value.
We're getting zero dollars for these regions.
I will not be providing any promo codes besides Rosie 20 for Roback.
In the Bird Dodds region from Cincinnati, Ohio.
As opposed to Cincinnati.
Well, I'm sure there's another Cincinnati out there.
I don't know, man.
America's not known for its originality.
One seed.
Yeah.
Versus 16.
Country Boy Will.
How does Country Boy Will a 16?
I'm sorry.
I'm saying this on everyone.
Yeah.
Dang.
It doesn't get enough love on here.
We don't use it enough.
Yeah, it's a good segment.
It's funny.
It's a really good segment.
Those are both bits that have gone by the wayside.
Both those bits have taken a backseat.
But that one undeservingly.
Country Boy Will pretty much peaked on TikTok.
What on TikTok?
It kind of got canceled after the TikTok.
TikTok was so uncomfortable.
People were so revolted by it that they were like, dude, this has to stop.
I'm one of them.
I'm going to go with the Yummy Country remix and say Country Boy Will.
Whoa. 16 getting votes. I'm one of them I'm gonna go with the yummy country remix And say country boy will Whoa
16 getting
I figured since it's me
I need to get my vote in first
So that I put the ball in your guys' court
I'm going with
Uh
Hyah
Hyah
Hyah
Hyah
Hyah
David
Uh
Hyah
And the next matchup
is a battle of
big things Dylan
okay
the ninth seed
I was gonna say
we already said
did Dylan's butthole
nope
okay
come on dude
that's disgusting
we're not doing loose
we're doing big
the ninth seed
jeez
it's neither
do you remember like
loose butthole
was like a thing
for like 2016-17
dude it's so
tight butthole
okay calm down I don't remember this I do yeah what I remember Loose Butthole was a thing for 2016, 17. Dude, that's so tight. Tight Butthole, Loose Butthole.
Okay, calm down.
I don't remember this.
I do.
Yeah.
What?
It was from a movie.
It wasn't funny.
No, it wasn't.
What movie?
I don't remember.
How I Met Your Mother?
That's a TV show.
It's a television show.
I don't know.
It wasn't funny.
You didn't miss much, Dave.
Parts and Rec.
Nine Seat.
Flounder.
Whoa.
A nine?
Clay.
He just called, too. He's texting me. He heard his seating, and he was like, dude, what? Artson Wright. Nine seed. Flounder. Whoa. A nine? Clay himself.
He just called, too.
He's a larger.
He's texting.
He heard his seating.
He was like, dude, what?
Versus another animal with a lot of gravity.
Big cats.
Oh.
Flounder.
Why would you put those two against each other?
Because Flounder's a sporting fellow.
Those two are from the same conference.
We've got another package here.
Double delivery.
Call this the delivery room, Will.
Seriously.
It's from OMAX again.
This is unbelievable.
We're sending them an invoice.
What the hell?
It's kind of annoying.
I already did.
We're good there.
Flounder versus Big Tats, Dylan.
To be fair, the delivery guy doesn't know we're in here doing content.
Is it the same guy?
Yeah.
He just forgot one of the boxes.
I'm going to beat him up.
Fucking dumbass.
I'm sorry.
He's probably a nice guy.
He's a nice guy.
What service?
Was it UPS or FedEx?
Big Cat has been so good to us.
I mean, it's part of our logo.
So, shit.
Flounder's not in our logo.
Maybe he should be.
We'd probably do better numbers if he was.
That picture of him with the gold chain? Yeah, I'm going Flounder's not in our logo. Maybe he should be. We'd probably do better numbers if he was. That picture of him with the gold chain?
Yeah, I'm going Flounder.
He wants me to go down to San Antonio with him this weekend
to watch Duncanville, the boys, and then play TPC.
You need to go.
He wants me to play whatever the course, the TPC,
the tournament.
TPC San Antonio?
Yeah.
Who are you voting for, David?
What are the votes? the tournament. TPC San Antonio. Yeah. Who are you voting for, David?
What are the votes?
I haven't voted yet.
He said Flounder.
Friendships potentially. All right, give me Big Cat.
Whoa.
So it's on me now.
I'm putting it on you.
It's messed up.
It is messed up.
Oh, boy.
You know what else is messed up?
Randy being whatever seat he was.
13.
He was the 13th.
Unbelievable.
This is going to sound like a slight to Flounder, and it's not because I love the guy.
Oh, wow.
I can't believe you're doing him like this.
You voted for Big Cats.
I put the onus on you.
Big Cats has been a staple of this podcast for as long as we've been around.
It has.
Going all the way back to Touching Base.
It's in the logo.
We talk about Big Cats nonstop.
I got to go Big Cats.
I'm sorry, Flounder.
I still love you, man. Wow. Just sorry, Flounder. I still love you, man.
Wow.
Just know, Flounder, I voted for you over my wife.
The 12 versus the 5 seed.
The 12 seed, near and dear to my heart,
Brett's breaking news.
New on the scene.
How did that even make the tournament?
That's a great question.
That's not even a bit.
That's just a segment. Versus the 5 seed, new a great question that's not even a bit that's just a segment verse the five seed new sponsor alert what that is that's too high that's mine and it's too
high i'm just going to tell you right now what's that big time i i'm a big fan of new sponsors so
i will be voting for the new sponsor alert i would also vote for new sponsor alert if i had a vote
the biz dev guy would vote for you.
All right, I'm going to put it on Dylan.
I'm going to go Brett's Breaking News.
It's new sponsor alert is moving on.
I still think the seating is too high,
but Brett's Breaking News is just a,
yeah, it's not even a bit really, like you said.
But thanks for including it, gang.
Next up, 13 seed, pull the tape.
Randy, pull the tape.
I think 13 seed is appropriate for that.
I think Joy pulled the tape. You got to think there's I think 13 seed's appropriate for that. I think Joy pulled the tape.
You got to think there's going to be more of that coming up.
I don't know.
There's going to be some pulling.
Versus the four seed.
Horny on the timeline.
Oh.
That's a late addition.
That's a late addition.
It's got legs.
That's like the Michigan State with a good coach. We were about three
weeks late on that bit, too. The only thing I have
against that bit is it's not a
circling back original,
obviously. It's a joke that's
on Twitter.
Okay. You don't have to
tell me. I'm just thinking out loud here,
Brett, okay? It's all part of the discussion. We're doing content.
It's a fucking podcast, okay?
What are you choosing, bitch?
If you do want to keep mansplaining podcasts, Brett, okay? It's all part of the discussion. We're doing content. It's a fucking podcast, okay? What are you choosing, bitch? If you do want to keep mansplaining podcasts,
Brett, I will sit here and listen.
I don't know.
Y'all vote first.
There's so many bits going on right now.
I can't keep track of them.
What is this again?
This is Pull the Tape, Randy.
Yes.
Versus Horny on the Timeline.
I'm voting for horny on the
timeline as long as the horniness is harmless then i'm all for horniness i'm going to pull the tape
horniness is harm yeah was such me so horny on the tl wow let's fucking go cat pat with an all-time
tweet last night by the way let's go let's go let's go that was like chris d'alia and peter in one podcast
yeah cat pats tweet uh what was her tweet she had a lot of good ones the one from her personal
account about oh no waiting for the towel oh yeah that was an all-time tweet
the three seat coming slash wedding i guess that's the only way you can kind of write that. How is that spelled?
C-O-M-I-N-G versus whating.
Interesting spelling.
W-A-T-T-I-N-G, which is not correct.
They misspelled both words.
Whating is a word.
Verse number 14.
I want to put this higher, by the way.
Dorn's dinners.
Wow.
Dude, I'm going Dorn's dinners.
What did you have for dinner last night, Dorn?
I will admit that, although I hate when asked what I had for dinner last night,
I will admit that it is funny.
You smile every single time I ask.
Because it's embarrassing most of the time. I never tell you what I'm going to ask you.
I never do anything of that sort.
I just, yeah.
What was the other one again?
Coming slash whating.
I can't believe I'm about to say this but i'm
gonna go to a dorn's dinner it's dorn's dinner i think it is too what's what seat is smoothies
uh 14 seat sunday smoothies i'll make obama smoothie imagine if dylan just had a segment
on every sunday scary's podcast it's like what's in your smoothie right now you want to come on
this week and talk about your smoothies?
Sure.
Okay.
Dave, do you have a vote, even though it doesn't matter at this point?
What advanced?
Dorn's Dinners.
Oh, I definitely would have voted for Wedding.
Yeah, it's sad.
I mean, that's like a foundational deal.
That's a big-time program.
This is Ohio State losing.
Yeah.
It's too bad.
14 moves on.
Number 11 seed,
Turkeling Back.
Fill me in?
I don't remember.
I don't remember this.
I think we just called it
Turkeling Back
for like the month of November.
Did we ever actually call it that?
I don't think we did.
It doesn't ring a bell. We might have changed the Twitter avatar. We changed the Twitter avatar. I think we changed the month of November. Did we ever actually call it that? I don't think we did. It doesn't ring a bell.
We might have changed the Twitter avatar.
We changed the Twitter avatar.
I think we changed the Twitter, Avi.
Okay, but I don't think we actually changed the wording to turkling.
You're the only one who hasn't done it.
I've never said the word turkling.
That was good, dude.
That was good.
Versus the sixth seed, spooky season.
Get out of here.
Let's move on.
Spooky season.
Spooky season.
Blow them out.
Let the record show. Turkooky season. Spooky season. Blow them out. Let the record,
let the record show
circling back
is what I voted.
And,
uh,
you know what?
Are you canceling
spooky season?
Spooky season is
done.
Why do you keep
doing this?
It's done.
No,
it's not.
Oh,
it's done.
Oh,
it is not.
It's dead.
Just on hiatus.
Maybe it come,
could come back to life. Any season could be spooky if you want it to. If's just on hiatus. Maybe it could come back to life.
Any season could be spooky if you want it to.
Back from the dead.
If you want it bad enough.
Show you spooky.
That's spooky season's music.
You little bitch, Dylan.
All right.
Dylan fell in love with a girl at the rock show.
He has Blink-83, or 183 as a 10 seed.
That should not be a 10 seed.
No.
Versus the 7 seed.
Optimized backers.
Oh.
I stand the optimized backers.
I'm getting optimized.
Will, you go first.
I stand the optimized backers.
Everyone knows I love Blink-182.
I'm going to go Blink-183 to put it on Dylan.
Oh, this is easy.
Give me the opto-backers.
Yeah, you would do that.
Yeah, obviously.
That was a no-brainer for Dylan.
Big matchup here.
15-2.
The last game in the Bird Dodge region from Cincinnati, Ohio.
The 15 seed.
Is Will and Sally getting engaged?
Wow.
You've got to think the seeding was done before something else happened.
Which was no less than a year ago, right?
About almost exactly a year ago.
About a year ago? A year and a year ago. About a year ago?
A year and a week ago.
Two songlines.
Versus the two seed, Dave's made up stories.
I don't know what's made up about him.
They're always at my expense.
I don't think that's true.
Dave doesn't make up stories.
There's some truth in all of those stories.
I don't know if Dave's ever made up a story.
You think Dave blows smoke or rolls coal? I think Dave in all of those. I don't know if Dave's ever made up a story. I don't know if there's zero truth in many of them.
You think Dave blows smoke or rolls coal?
I think Dave's full of shit.
Dave is like the girl from Knives Out.
He just throws up every time he lies.
You would know by now.
That is not Dave. Guys, not everyone's seen that, guys.
It's not a spoiler.
It's a good movie, man.
Hey, Will, what do you think of your engagement being a bit...
I'm voting for Dave making up stories, even though he doesn't do that.
I'm going for your engagement because I already know
that it's not going to win, so I'm just
throwing away a vote here, basically.
Dave, let's hear it.
Okay, so it's weird because
I want to cancel the bit, but it's not
a bit because I don't make up stories, so
I'm going to vote for Dave making
up stories.
That's big. It makes sense.
Dave's nonfiction.
Finally, the final region of the day, the liquid IV region.
Shouts to liquid IV.
From Erie, Pennsylvania.
They just had to put one outside.
Why Erie?
Because it's right next to Ohio.
Oh, I was in the wrong bracket.
Erie.
Okay.
I just got that.
That's so stupid.
What an upset.
The two seed, the homie memes, which is weird that it's ahead of the homie.
The memes are generally better than the person.
Memes are better than humans at this point.
Versus the 15 seed, Vice headlines.
Something we haven't really
done in a while.
I think we've done it once
under the name Circling Back,
actually.
The dearly departed
Vice Headlines.
Because that bit's dead.
Give me the memes.
Dylan, do you have a vote? Yeah, the memes are
funny. It's always the memes. The homie staring at? Yeah the memes are funny It's always the memes
The homie staring at the computer screen
Is really funny too
I started smiling
Just driving the other day
Because I thought of the picture of the homie
Watching TV in the computer chair
Like just this
That photo alone
Gets the nod
I love that photo
It always makes me frown
His face just
It's funny man
His posture and that It impeccable, though.
He's just so put off by what he's watching,
but he's just glued to it still.
It's great.
What was he watching?
One of his stupid shows on...
He's probably something on YouTube.
You just make fun of Paw Patrol?
No.
That's the only show I can reference.
He's probably watching Blippi.
He's watching the old Blippi hoop shotgun videos.
One of my favorite match-ups of this whole first round.
Did I just like...
Match-ups?
What do I think of match-ups?
Oh, my gosh.
Yeah, the match-up.
Yeah, one of the best match-ups.
I'd spend like Chicago on that.
Peter, you love it.
Go get her.
Bring her home.
The 10 seed, Bluetooth speakers.
Oh, that's a low seed.
That's a low seed.
Wow.
David, the disrespect. Why am I even here?
Why am I even here?
I'm wondering the same thing, Dave.
Versus the 7 seed, shouting out random cities.
This is probably the biggest no-brainer of the entire thing.
Bluetooth speaker, chance to win.
Kind of Buntport and Maine.
BTS.
Shout out to Transylvania.
Where's that?
Isn't that a town?
The town over?
Yeah.
Yeah, give me BTS.
Good call.
Finally.
Wait, you didn't let me vote.
Oh, you said...
Let the record show.
Let the record show I voted for the Bluetooth speaker.
It's the investment that keeps on investing.
Well, it advanced, so you're good.
Okay.
The six versus 11 you've all been waiting for.
11, meetups, aka meetups.
And the six, the nailbag.
Oh, this is a hard matchup.
Wow.
You've put me in quite the predicament.
I don't know what to do here.
Because he's in Erie, Pennsylvania.
This is the hardest one yet.
Whenever I get a chance to ride for the backers, I'm going to do that.
So I'm going with meetup because I really enjoy them.
Or meetup.
Which one?
Meetup.
Dude, you told me privately that you don't even enjoy them.
Yeah, you told me you hate meeting people.
Oh, I love meeting our people. I have to vote against the meetup just because of COVID fears.
Dave, that's a really good point.
Considering we literally had to cancel meetup this week,
I think I have to go currently given the current state of affairs.
The nail bag.
Wow.
Well, backers, just let the record show that I ride for you.
I've already voted for all optimized backers.
I've done my part.
Well, not enough.
So I guess I appreciate our listeners more than you guys do.
The thing about the nail bag is it's like the mail bag
only it's a nail with an
N. Innocent Nancy. Oh, I get it now.
Will, final vote. Did you know?
Nail bag. Nail bag.
14.
What's crazy is if you're not optimized, you won't know what the nail
bag is. True. Imagine not
being optimized. Imagine not knowing what the nail bag is.
Couldn't be me dumbasses is there how's the nail bag is there is there some some content in there
it's not empty i know that let me check my rolodex nobody has rolodexes anymore i don't know
i'm very old school been alive for hundreds of years i'm'm sorry. The 14 seed in the Erie, Pennsylvania liquid IV bracket.
Red Bull addiction.
Ha ha.
Oh.
What seed is that?
That's a 14.
That was a good.
We got a lot of material out of that.
I'm off the sauce, Dylan.
I don't believe you.
Tell me the matchup again.
The 14 versus the three.
Red Bull addiction versus Wiesenkopf.
Ah, Wiesencox
If you don't know what that is
It is the cocaine-like substance
That if you go to Oktoberfest
You have to snort it off your buddy's penis
That video still haunts me
We don't make the rules
I'm going to go Wiesen
Whoa, really?
Let the record show
Brett's Red Bull Addiction Because we probably added two years to Brett's life
by shaming him into leaving that addiction.
If it was Brett quitting Red Bull, I might stand it a little more,
but currently I have to go against the Red Bull addiction itself.
Thank you, guys.
I appreciate the intervention we had live on a podcast.
Of course.
The 4 versus the 13 coming up here
in the liquid iv eerie pennsylvania bracket 13 seed the lodge oh good place not the moat the
lodge lodge in dallas or not the lodge in okay verse number four
four I don't know what to do here.
We just coronavirus-ed our mics.
Yeah, don't touch these mics.
We're quarantined, though, so it's okay.
We would have to have coronavirus in order to put it on the mics.
Did you just out yourself?
I could.
I mean, I'm going to the rodeo again, so.
Damn it.
Dude, you're doing too much rodeo.
Yeah, you're doing too much rodeo.
Too much diplomats.
You're playing with fire.
Want me to jalapeno dip this weekend?
What is this?
It's pfft.
Versus the lodge.
I'm going lodge.
Yeah, I am too.
We're going lodge.
Pfft.
Thank you, Dave.
The 12 versus 5.
I don't think a 12 has moved on in this first round.
But last chance here.
Number 5 seed, pulling pipe.
It's going to be hard to beat pulling pipe.
Versus the 12 seed, Dylan, the square in San Marcos.
I'm pulling pipes here.
That's a power player.
Aren't these one and the same for Dylan?
That's a power player. Come on. Give me the same for Dylan? That's a power player.
Come on.
Give me Dylan on the square and the Marcos.
Wow.
It's just, you know?
One of those fake stories that Dave likes to tell.
There's, again, no truth to this one.
You've never been to the square?
Didn't you live in San Marcos?
You've never been there?
Yeah, but the joke is about me going as an adult.
Okay.
You're an adult after 18. Like a grown-ass. You're an adult after 18.
Like a grown-ass adult, I mean.
I'm going.
Who's pipe?
I'm going pipe, too.
All right.
Way to go.
You let down not only me, but many of the backers.
I like pulling pipe.
Yeah, obviously, I do, too.
We know that about you.
You know what?
I'm going to take credit for pulling pipe i'm not
pulling pipe in 2020 i'm gonna be high i'm going hybrid you're not you're not being a hybrid guy
pulling pipes dead why rest in peace pipe fellow short backswing guys though they they pull pipe
john rob pulls pipe all the time i'm taking it out of the bag he's a big pipe guy i'm hitting
fairways in 2020 you don't give a damn
about the rough.
Getting it close.
Baum and Gow just dead.
Wow.
Okay.
Brandel Shambly.
Eight versus nine here.
Enzo the dog.
Haven't seen him in a while.
Just smoke some ribs.
He'll be back.
That's a good point.
Very fair.
Number nine seed. New hire back. That's a good point. That's very fair. Versus number nine seed, new hire Brent.
That's you.
Oh, your name is Brent.
Everybody confused it with Brent.
They put an N in there, yeah.
So it's you versus a dog that wanders to Dave's house.
Both fans of smoked ribs and Dave's bad.
Got to tell you, man.
Enzo was just such a beacon of light in 2019 for me and in 2020. is the togs one of the one of the no toads didn't
make it what snubbed the paradox they'll do well in the nit paradox also did not make that that's
a shock to do well in the end i am surprised paradox did not i'll take new hire brent i'm
going in so i'm going enzo as well thank you you. That's fair. I would have voted Enzo.
I need one dog in my life to advance.
What seed was Enzo?
Enzo was an 8 seed.
An 8 seed, and my dog was 13.
Oh, that's messed up.
You know what?
That's messed up.
I'm going to continue to do the podcast, but I'm not going to any more meetups.
I'm not answering any DMs.
I'm done.
Wow.
Respect.
I'm done. They've turned meetups. I'm not answering any DMs. I'm done. Wow. Respect. I'm done.
The backer, they've turned on me.
Are you like MJ?
You're going to play another sport?
Do another thing?
Yeah, I am.
Okay.
I am.
What are you going to do?
I'm going to go try and fail at tennis.
Okay.
What about, oh, you got to play pickleball.
Yeah, pickleball is what you're seeing.
Pickleball is dumb.
How many matches do we have left?
One.
Okay.
The 16 versus the one.
16 has had to do it to him. Wow. How is Par 16 versus the one. 16 has had to do it to him.
Wow.
How is Paradox not in this?
How has had to do it to him 16?
That feels like a top five seed.
Yeah.
Versus the one.
They won their conference tournament after an offseason.
Will, can you do a certain sound effect for me?
The purple one?
Yeah.
Did Rosie not even get seeded in this tournament?
Rosie's not in this tournament.
Yeah, that's fucked up.
I was actually waiting for that.
I thought the survey showed that we had a dog-friendly audience, Brett.
Why don't you dig into those numbers again?
We do.
Half of our audience owns a pet.
Well, they need to respect the pet.
Add me on the group.
Add DC Ruff on Instagram.
Add DC Ruff.
Yeah, at WillDepriest on Instagram.
That's the one seed, obviously, right?
That's the one seed, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, that might be my personal's the one seed, yeah. Oh, yeah. I mean, that might be my...
That'd be on the ground.
That might be my personal number one overall seed, actually.
Wow.
I love it that much.
Well, there it is, gentlemen.
Let the record show that I would have voted, or I did vote for had to do it to him.
Okay.
Because I did.
I had to.
We've gotten a lot of mileage out of that.
We have.
We have.
Are we taking pictures?
Brett, please mute your computer.
That's the first one I've ever done where I pulled a mic.
Hey, to anyone out there, sorry if we busted your bracket.
We'll do round two Monday.
That was fun, man.
I love Bit Madness.
It's a good time.
It's a nice little trip down memory lane.
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Hey, do you guys want to confront the most controversial topic in recent memory?
Very polarizing, this topic.
Very polarizing.
Square-toed boots.
Where'd this come from?
Look what you did, Brett.
You post one picture and look what it's turned into.
Did you post that?
Caroline's sister posted it.
Okay.
And then I reposted it. Oh, oh, oh.
Okay.
On my story.
Now I remember.
We talked about this Monday?
Briefly?
Yeah.
This has come up two times.
This has come up before.
In passing.
And for whatever reason, it did not generate the buzz.
Let me just say, I'm shocked.
Sincerely shocked at the amount of people,
the number of people who ride hard for square-toed boots.
I didn't know they were so popular.
I think that maybe we have a bigger rural audience than we thought you know what's
funny how you say that word so there's a red thread are you saying rural there's a reddit
thread about this on our page it's like 90 comments deep at this point it's pretty interesting
pretty funny go to reddit.com circling back podcast what's funny is the guy who started the thread admitted to being from rural Oklahoma.
And one of the first top comments on the thread
was a guy who claims to be an Aggie.
And they were supporting square toe boots.
What's funny about that?
I support that.
Unintentionally strengthening my stance
and the point I was trying to make.
It's for people who are oil field guys and ranchers and people who drive F-250s.
What's that supposed to mean?
What about 350s?
You know what it means.
Two and three, not one.
So it made its way into my high school friend group text.
Guy who makes our beats is a square-toed guy.
Oh.
In fact, I think he had him on at the meetup.
A lot of square-toed people out there.
He also, I can't say who he works for.
He sells industrial-grade construction equipment.
There you go.
International.
There you go.
So I think it makes sense.
But someone in that same group text said that square-toed boots are the cargo shorts of boots.
Oh.
I kind of agree.
That was an ender for me.
But Flounder chimed in on the Instagram, and he is a –
Oh, I can show you all his boots now.
Yeah, Flounder should be the deciding factor in all this.
He's not a square-toed guy.
So I don't have a horse in the race because I don't own any boots. I've never
owned a pair of boots outside of when my dad bought me some as a
kid. All I can do
is base my opinion
solely on looks alone.
I just
if
you're buying boots, I don't see why you would get
square-toed if the other option's available.
Great point, Will.
Any guy that I know that wears square-toed boots
can beat the piss out of me.
So I'm not going to, like, straight-up shit on them
because, like, I...
I cannot wait till our next meet-up that I'm not going
to where people are wearing square-toes.
If you have square-toed boots on,
they better be beaten to hell.
I want to know, I want
physical proof in front of me that you were working your ass
off with these things on.
Because then I'm like, you know what?
That's legit.
If you walk up to our meetup and you got some clean-ass brand-new square-toed boots on,
I'm like, get out of here.
Go do some manual labor.
You better know how to rope a calf.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
You got to back it up.
Castrate a bull.
You got to know how.
In under 60 seconds?
Sure.
Pizza photo I just sent y'all.
Yeah. Are these the boots Clay sent y'all. Yeah.
Are these the boots Clay just bought?
Goodness.
Oh, my God.
The drip.
That's a suit boot there, buddy.
The drip on this.
That's a tuxedo fucking boot right there.
So that's a Cayman back.
What?
Cayman.
You would know. The back of a gator.
There's a belly.
There's back.
I know the joke you're making.
It wasn't great.
Can I say this?
What?
I've officially decided what boots I'm getting.
Are you getting the Dillons?
No.
Oh, fuck.
The COVID Dillons slap.
Should I say it on this podcast or should I wait?
Should I just reveal it? I think you reveal it. I think you got to get them. I don't want to hear your. Should I say it on this podcast or should I wait? Should I just reveal it?
I think you reveal it.
I think you got to get them.
I don't want to hear your talk.
I want to see action.
I will wait then.
I will hold it.
I've,
I have offered a compromise.
I'm willing to meet in the middle and I will say,
you can do some snip toes.
That's the tiny,
that's the tiny square.
I don't think so.
Okay.
Here's again,
this is from just a purely full transparency.
I owned a pair of snip toes back in the day. I don't think, okay, here's, again, this is from just a purely personal perspective. In full transparency,
I owned a pair of snip toes back in the day.
I don't really get,
I don't really get snip toes.
Like,
I don't.
There's some, there's some that are like made for riding.
Okay.
I don't know if it's snip toe or not.
The pointer toe,
I believe might be a riding boot,
slides into the,
I've never been on a horse.
I don't know.
Dylan,
you've got more horse experience than me.
Didn't one stomp you out once? Yeah. But there's something to a horse i don't know dylan you've got more horse experience than me yeah didn't one stomp you out once yeah but there's something to that i don't look square
toes are fine it's just it it does put out if i see you wearing square toe i just i assume that
you are um as we said you are in agriculture or oil and gas, which is fine. And I mean not like you're a landman or something.
You're out reworking a well or something.
Yeah, like you're a field guy.
Yeah, which is fine.
And not even that you have to wear those while you're doing that work.
That's just the style that when I was living in Lubbock,
that's what a lot of our clients wore.
Well, think about what we do on a daily basis.
We sit behind a microphone.
Correct.
Some people go to the gym.
And then...
The three of us.
Greg goes to the Oak.
Yeah, we don't really do that much.
I have.
And so we're not really out there wearing square-toed boots doing manly-ass shit.
So the times that we're going to be wearing boots are probably going to be times when
we're dressing up a little bit.
And I ain't dressing up with square toes.
Some guy DM'd me last night, just
trashing my take on this,
saying it must suck living in Austin.
And before I even
had to check his bio, I knew that he was
an Aggie.
It was the most obvious thing ever. So I went
and checked, and yes.
He texted his A&M. Oh man.
So College Station, that's where it's at.
That's the square-toed Mecca.
If you show up there with
pointed-toed boots, they just chop it off.
They're like, oh, you must not... They solder that
shit shut. You must not go to school here. Some people had
the right take, and I agree with this,
is the round-toe is more
of a Dallas thing.
Not just Dallas, but
probably your city
boots. People in the city, they're more likely to wear the round toe.
That's a fair take.
I would even say Houston, too.
I mean, yeah.
If I was from a rural part of the country, I would probably be a square-toed guy.
It's regional.
So I don't blame anyone for having a square-toed take.
You know when Brett interviewed for this company, Brett wore square-toed black dress shoes.
Yeah, he did.
He did.
Those were terrible.
Well, the thing is,
I actually didn't have an interview.
We golfed.
Yeah, he was...
You wore square-toed golf shoes.
I was wearing my FJs
out on the course
seeing snakes and shit.
Yeah, no.
Didn't interview.
I could have been wearing boots
when I went to lunch
with Will that one time.
Tanner Smith.
Possible.
Possible.
We had Winona's.
Great cocktail.
We threw back some cocks.
I don't want you to dismiss ostrich yet.
I love me some ostrich.
If I was getting boots, I'd get ostrich.
Brown or black?
Where do you stand on the black ostrich?
Because those look slick with a suit, too.
With a suit.
I don't have any black boots, actually Because those look slick with a suit, too. With a suit, yeah.
I don't have any black boots, actually.
I'm more of a brown guy.
I feel like buying black boots for a suit is kind of a short-sighted purchase if you don't have another pair already.
Maybe.
You've got to buy it for every day wear.
And here's the thing.
I don't think black boots look great with jeans.
I agree.
No, they don't.
Agree, David, definitely.
And a lot of people rock it, and for me, it doesn't please my eye.
Another pro to ostrich is that the skin is really soft, so they're very comfortable.
Okay.
The best pair of boots I've ever owned are ostrich.
I had some Tony Llamas back in college.
I have some Larry Mahan ostrich ones that I wear all the time, and they were cheap.
They were like less than $300, and they're ostrich. And I've had them for like 14 years, I think.
They're awesome.
Here's my problem with ostrich.
The quill parts.
I don't like the way they remind me of like a cluster.
It looks sick or diseased.
Like the back of an iPhone?
Yeah, like that.
Not terribly, but I just don't like the look.
Like it's got the chicken pox.
Yeah.
Okay.
It's just something about like, I want to like Dr. Pimple Popper, the quills.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
Right.
No, don't do that, dude.
That's gross.
So I just, I don't want to look at my feet.
We need to disagree, Brad.
That's fine.
I do have my boots.
It is funny how much buzz this thing stirred.
It's one of the most popular threads we've ever had on our Reddit page.
80-something comments on that thing.
Well, in the IG post, what's our Grom?
At circlingbackpod, go follow it.
Add me on the group.
What are you doing not following by now?
We have less followers on the Grom than we get listens per episode by a mile.
It's ridiculous. If you're listening right now and you don't follow us on the Grom, we get listens per episode by a mile. It's ridiculous.
If you're listening right now and you don't follow us on the Grom,
what's your problem?
Throw us a follow.
Even if you're not an active Instagram user, throw us the follow.
What are you doing?
Ooh, club cool pod.
Just give the eye emoji comment 20 minutes ago.
I would be interested to see what Barrett.
Barrett is absolutely around.
I think Barrett might need to have Dylan on to do a little discussing.
I will say this. Everyone is
firmly against pointy-toed boots.
Yep. I'm not a
pointy-toed. Nor am I. What do you call it? The slip-not
toe? Snip?
Snip-toe, yeah.
The slip-not toe is only big
in Iowa.
You know, the pointy-toe, though,
yeah, like the super pointy ones, that's not great.
But mine are somewhat pointy and rounded at the same time.
They're not like straight up like round, like, you know, those old Wolverine boots.
That's what I think of when I think of round boots.
No, not like that, Will.
I just think of women's boots when I see more of a point.
This dude says snub toe.
What's snub toe?
Probably the same as a snub.
Snub toe is Nashville country, meaning you can only pull it off
if you are wearing two necklaces and listening to Midland on your way
to get hair highlights.
Wow.
That's very specific.
Exposable.
Very specific insult.
Oh, I knew that, dude.
All right, cool.
Square toe would go well with Dave's new F-350.
Hashtag roll call. Oh, snub toe is this. That's interesting. All right, cool. Square toe would go well with Dave's new F-350. Hashtag roll call.
Oh, snub toe is this.
That's interesting.
Yep.
Show me.
Like a moccasin almost in the bottom.
Can we do this weekend in fun?
I'm having fun right now.
Well, let's continue that through the weekend, David.
I don't know what I'm doing.
I know what I'm doing. I know what I'm doing.
Start us off.
So I'll kick this thing off.
Friday, I'm so excited.
I have my annual CRC golf tournament, CRC Invitational.
It's a scramble.
I play with my high school buddies.
It's a scramble.
And awesome swag bag and drinks are already paid for all day.
Lunch provided.
It's an awesome time.
Are you going to wake up on Saturday and say that you're going to drink 1,000 beers,
only to drink like five and a half on the course?
Well, it's on Friday.
You're going to claim that you're hammered or something?
I don't know what you're referencing there, but I'm so excited.
The weather for the first time in five years on this tournament day is going to be decent, I think, but I'm so excited. The weather for the first time in like five years on this tournament day
is going to be decent, I think, so I'm pretty excited about that too.
Can't wait.
That's big.
And then I have nothing wrong the rest of the weekend.
Absolutely nothing.
Wow.
Yeah.
I'm either staying here and going to –
I guess staying here wouldn't be going to San Antonio,
but I'm either going to San Antonio for some high school basketball and maybe some golf.
Or I'm going back to Duncanville.
So.
Wow.
I know.
I don't know yet.
We haven't decided.
Can we vote on what you do?
There's an estate sale that my wife wants to go to.
No, you can't vote.
I can't put it up.
Let's vote.
No, because last time I, no.
We just, we saw what happened with the bracket.
True.
Rosie didn't even make the bracket, so...
That's the disrespect.
It's very disrespectful.
She's even a promo code now.
Rosie 20.
Messed up.
Ed Roback.
So, yeah, I don't...
Man, I don't got nothing, man.
I'm pulling a Brett this weekend.
I'm going to Houston.
Look at that.
Hell yeah.
Same.
Yep, I'm not doing rodeo stuff or anything like that,
but you can catch me in Houston this weekend.
I'll be arriving in the evening on Friday night
and leaving early Sunday morning,
but for the hours I'm there, I'm going to be out.
Is there a word that we're maybe going to sneak into Mocahete?
We might be able to.
We might be able to, Brett.
I'm not sure when I'm going to El Tiempo,
but I will be going to one of the El Tiempos while I'm there.
You should just get a timeshare in Houston at this point, man.
Yeah, I have one.
Dylan, we need to talk after this.
I've got a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity I'd like to speak with you about.
I'm going to preemptively pass on it, but thank you, Dave.
Okay.
You mind if I touch base with you next month?
That's fine.
Okay.
I'll be in Houston too, Will.
I'm doing the last rodeo festivities of this Houston Marathon that I've been on.
Wow.
Doing Cody Johnson Thursday.
You got yourself a little cowgirl over there, huh?
Yeah, sure do, Dylan.
She's on the committee too.
Does she own boots?
Oh, yeah.
Whole family owns boots.
What do they look like?
With the fur.
Good work.
She has black boots.
I'm asking about the toe, obviously, here, Brett.
They're women's boots, so they look the same.
They're pointy.
Okay.
I like it.
Good call, Caroline.
Mama has a really nice pair of Luke Casey's.
Oh, fantastic boot.
How do you spell that?
Oh, by the way.
How do you spell that?
L-O-U-K-C.
Nailed it.
Apostrophe S.
That's definitely it.
You crushed it.
I like when you do the Spanish in the group text, Will.
Oh, Lu-K-C.
Lu-K-C.
But yeah, I'll be doing, I'm going Cody Johnson Thursday, Lizzo Dylan Friday.
I know you're jealous of that one.
And John Party Saturday.
She's 100% that B.
Lizzo.
Black Beatles.
I'm skipping Lizzo in Houston, unfortunately.
That's okay.
So I'm going to wash my hands probably 300 times this week.
You should wear a mask.
Man, that's a lot of folks.
I'll let you borrow my paintball mask if you want to.
You might have to quarantine you when you get back.
Can I wear your paintball mask to LTMPO this weekend?
Yeah, it's got mirror glass.
It can stop me from getting coronavirus, COVID-19,
and it will also stop me from getting the smoke in my eyes from the sizzle.
And any paintballs that might get shot at your head.
There are shooters everywhere, so you've got to be careful.
Oh, man.
This has been a strong episode, guys.
Just saying.
Has been, for sure. Should we a strong episode, guys. Just saying. Has been.
Should we get the hell out of here?
Yeah.
Did you see me get up mid-pod like I was going to go take a tea break,
and then I sat back down?
I should be committed for that.
That should be in the bracket next year.
I respect that.
How bad do you need to go right now?
Dave holding his bladders.
I'm the same way, Dave.
I've got to go, too.
All right, let's get out of here, then.
Let's do a group tink.
Bye. Bye.ink. Bye.