Circling Back - Breaking Bad with The Cocaine King of Milan
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all right we're back circling back podcast wednesday my name is will to freeze to my right
dave ruff what's up man how you doing what are you doing right now how you been dude
i've been good dave yeah man oh this isn't Dave. This is a friend of a friend who you run into at a bar and you aren't sure if you should
say hi to or not.
What's up?
You guys, you been doing all right?
You got any kiddos yet?
How's work going?
I'm crushing it.
Yeah?
Good for you, man.
Yeah.
What about you guys still doing the-
Same shit, different day, man.
Still doing the podcast.
Same shit, different day.
You guys doing the radio stuff
dude that's so sick
we should get together sometime
hang out man get a beer
I think I got your number man
yeah but dude it was good seeing you
I'll see y'all
I'll be seeing you
oh I hate that guy
why is he the worst
what are you guys doing man
you guys at this bar as well
looks like it
yeah
it's a great spot man I don't get here enough
yeah I don't get out of the house too much anymore
dude I've just been so busy
dude I've been so busy
I got this one client who's just like really dragging me down
we got two kiddos running around now
working on a third
dude you know how it is
working on a third. Dude, you know how it is. Working on a third.
Yeah.
Oh, that guy stinks. Yeah, Michelle just quit
her job, staying at home with the kids.
It's cool, man.
My work must be going well today.
Yeah. Yeah, I mean, it's fine.
Paying the bills.
Anyway. Where do we go from here? Should we just end it?
What's up, Dylan?
Are you introing me?
You still doing the Dorn thing?
What's your deal?
Dude, what'd they call you back in the day?
Oh, Roger Dorn.
What the fuck's your deal?
You're still doing the blog, right?
You're still writing for that fret blog.
Internet stuff, huh?
So what you guys are doing is kind of like like that barstool company right like that's what you're doing well not really but you know i feel like this is very specific
a very specific person yeah this is yeah this conversation only applies to the people in this
room really which is uh not super relatable but they get it cool man have you guys heard the big
news is it about bitcoin i'm back on the sauce what's so i had a drink i had a coffee this
morning oh yeah i had a one-day hiatus it went well it didn't go well that's why i'm back on so
this is big for me i'm happy for you how's it going thank you thank you it seems good i put
a lot of milk in there i haven't heard your stomach yet so i'm hoping that that did something you have always
heard that you take a bunch of dairy uh dairy product down when your stomach's turning over
dude dairy calls must dairy doesn't do anything for me negatively good it's kind of like a
pepto-bismol of sorts for your boy do you know why some guy called you a cream boy i'm sorry
i did someone call me a cream boy i I think on one of the Colin pods.
Colin pods?
Voicemail pods.
Oh.
I never understood what that meant, but I don't really do much milk in my coffee, but
I do enjoy milk.
Yeah, I've been buying it more lately.
Did you guys hear the news out of the cryptocurrency world?
Yeah.
No, explain it to us.
Your boy's flossing right now.
Bitcoin.
Flossing.
Flossing.
Did you go from three figures to four figures yet?
Yeah, I did.
I bumped up from three to four figs.
Nice, man.
I know a guy over at UBS can help you out if you are interested.
Yeah.
Are you looking for investment opportunities?
I think I'm getting out soon.
You know.
Retiring?
Really?
I think it's, I think it's peaking right now.
So, you know.
Actually, should we start mining cryptocurrencies?
If I knew how to do that, then maybe.
You can send the homie to college just based on that.
He wouldn't even have to make that t-shirt anymore.
You don't strike me as the manual labor type.
Me?
Yeah.
I don't think you're actually mining, though.
No, I did one manual labor job and I quit it after a day.
You're e-mining.
Is that where Bitcoin comes?
It comes from the ground.
You got to dig it up somewhere.
Have you seen, you saw Chernobyl.
Is that what they were looking for?
They were looking for Bitcoin when they were mining there.
Oh, I didn't realize that.
They should just run their nuclear power plants off of Bitcoin.
How would they do that?
Like the rods, you know?
They just like,
they just like are down there
like just pounding into the Bitcoin
and it just creates power.
Wow.
Yeah, it's something.
Dude, they should talk to us.
The government.
We've got all these ideas.
They don't even know about it.
Yeah, you got the funding.
You got the money now.
Let's start our own power plant.
I've got four digis in Bitcoin.
We should do a bit called the power plant
where we just like fucking scream into a camera.
It sounds like a great idea.
It's never been done either.
It sounds electric.
It really does.
We need to get that going again.
Did he change over the power plant accounts
or do they still exist?
I don't know
if they still exist.
Let's find out.
It's hard to say.
Talking about Micah
if you're new here.
Our old producer Micah
used to do this.
Power plant picks.
He would pick games
but he would
Oh yeah.
It is still active.
Unfortunately,
the last post
is from January 6th.
Oh, you hate to see that.
You hate to.
You hate to see that. Man. to. You hate to see that.
Man.
Probably a Super Bowl pick, you have to imagine, huh?
His bio.
No, that's still like.
Is that playoffs?
Yeah.
That's still early play.
That's divisional round games.
His bio just says team follow back.
Yeah.
It's actually a genius bio.
He's probably picking Colts Texans.
I hate to admit that it's a genius bio.
Look, Micah knows content.
You're way more likely to follow somebody
if you know that they're team follow back.
And it looks like he stayed true to his word
if you're looking at his follow to follower ratio.
Yeah.
He definitely is team follow back
because there's a number of accounts
that anytime I'll click on a profile,
they're followed by one account
and it's power plant picks.
I love that kid.
So, podcast today.
Doing the radio thing.
First and foremost,
go follow Wash Media on Instagram.
And while you're at it,
just do Circling Back Pod as well.
Just do it all.
We're about to get a gram off.
Dave's about to mash that gram button.
Maybe mid-podcast.
Do it.
Wow.
No one's doing that.
No other podcasts are doing that mid-podcast.
Yeah, you don't see that.
Rarely.
Secondly, we got merch shop.
Washmedia.com slash shop.
The mugs are absolute heat.
Very happy with these things.
The big cap mug just oozes closer when you're in your conference room.
To be clear, it doesn't actually ooze.
Like it's going to hold your fluid.
No, no, it will hold your liquid.
But it does ooze swag.
You got to have both mugs.
You got to go double barrel on them.
Yeah, if you sit down at a conference table with someone,
you're negotiating a deal, like it's over for you.
Like they're going to win that deal.
I'm going to roll up in a bitch with like black coffee,
then apple cider vinegar.
And the other one,
my pH is going to be firing.
This is a PSA to everyone doing the apple cider vinegar thing.
Make sure you're cutting it with water.
Don't just be taking the shots.
Also,
it's bad for your teeth.
Very bad for your esophagus and your teeth.
Yeah.
You're enamel.
Please make sure you're cutting it.
You've got trash enamel.
Dude,
I do for you.
Exactly.
Dylan.
The thing is, we'll never know, but your pH, you idiot. Your enamel. Please make sure you're cutting. Dylan, you've got trash enamel. Dude, I do for you exactly. Dylan, the thing is, we'll never know.
But your pH, you idiot.
It's important.
Why does it important to have my pH on it? It's an idiot.
Oh my God, dude.
Are you serious?
Dude, I don't know this shit.
You're embarrassing yourself.
Oh God, I hate both of you.
Is this going to turn into a gut biome discussion?
Because I don't want to do that right now.
I don't have time.
I don't have the energy.
I need to go mine some Bitcoin. I think my gut biome is fine, actually. It's not what right now. I don't have time. I don't have the energy. I need to go mine some Bitcoin.
I think my gut biome is fine, actually.
It's not what...
No.
I talked to your doctor.
That's privileged information.
I hacked your doctor.
That's...
Wow.
Why would you do that?
I wanted to find out your details.
We had a kid in our high school who hacked...
You have a double dick.
We had a kid in the high school who hacked the system
and upgraded his grades.
Love that.
Did he get caught?
He got caught and he got suspended.
It was tight.
That's an expulsion.
That's an expulsion.
No, he didn't get expelled.
It's actually expulsion.
They don't expel people.
You don't expel people.
You know how there's been a lot of talk about hashtag
cancel the student debt? Yes, a lot of it. Hey, hey. You don't expel people. You know how there's been a lot of talk about hashtag cancel the student debt?
Yes, a lot of talk.
Bernie wants to cancel student loans.
Why doesn't somebody just like hack that shit and like erase everything?
How has nobody done that?
I'm not saying it should be done or shouldn't.
Dylan's girl AOC has been tweeting about it too.
Why, dude?
The Russians hack like everything.
That's like hacking into your bank account and adding like $10 million to it can you do that i don't think anyone can do that i'm
gonna hack into your bitcoin and take a zero off if you were to do that like how fast would it
would you get caught dude i don't i don't know american express messed up and they applied
somebody else's payment to my credit card so instead of having like a 1200 balance on it
i had like plus like six thousand dollars credit and i was like oh shit this is tight and then i waited a week and then i
got a notice from them saying like we applied the wrong payment to the wrong car how does that
happen i don't know i want to be like you guys are idiots you you should give me this money you
should at least let me have the 1200 to pay off my balance must have been bill defreeze's payment
yeah what the hell yeah i don't like that
if there are any hackers out there we'd love to hack the financial system of america
i'm pro student debt i think people should have to pay a lot of money okay
the problem is a lot of people are going to make a business decision when they vote and be like you
know what i can vote for this guy and you know not much is going to change or this this lady
or i could just not have to pay like a thousand dollars a month anymore here's a thing i'm gonna
vote for this old guy even if they quote cancel student debt they're not going to cancel canceling
there's going to be a there's going to be like a what's it called uh uh you're going to have to
like fit the category of people who are they're allowed to cancel it for
i bet so there's gonna be a lot of people who might vote for that and then find out they're
not they don't qualify for it or something you know what i mean based on like what income level
okay amount of debt like i don't know he came out of the gates hot so he wants to cancel all of it
yeah but that's that's whichever that's what you say which by the way that's how can that happen
he's gonna cancel it he's not gonna they would have they would have taxes on financial institutions Yeah, but that's what you say. Which, by the way, that's a... How can that happen?
He's going to cancel it.
He's not going to mute it. Because they would have taxes on financial institutions
or whatever, Wall Street, whatever.
That would end up paying the amount.
The bankers.
Dude, fucking...
The bankers.
The rich, man.
No, I might have sounded like I had any clue what was going on.
Just to be clear, I don't.
Okay.
I know that that is part of it,
like that they would have another tax go in
or a fee that was on Wall Street transactions or something like that.
Because if I was a bank holding $100,000 of your student loan debt
and it just got canceled and I'm out 100 Gs, wait a minute.
Yeah, I'm that meme of the guy looking like, what?
Wait, what just happened?
Meanwhile, all these broke boys out here doing Birdman.Jiv, me included.
I think more on this to come.
To what?
More on this to what?
Wait, why do you say that?
Are you withholding information from us?
No.
But I just, I didn't want to, I don't want to go down the uh i didn't want
to go down that road what do you mean no no just like i didn't want to get too deep into like
student loan and potential um effects on the economy as a whole down the road and what that
might look like and how they're non-dischargeable in bankruptcy. Just things like that, you know.
Okay.
Sure.
I'm sorry.
I could have handled that better.
No, it's okay, man.
So you're anti-discharge?
No.
No, I've always been pro-discharge.
It's so gross.
What a bad word, discharge.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's not...
Are we actually going to do anything today just gonna just let's
just fart around for an hour we got this cocaine king we can talk about we do have the cocaine king
in milan major shouts to him uh this was a story that was reported by npr last night i'm sure it's
on everywhere else but when you see the words cocaine king of milan in a tweet i have questions
that's clickable i have got to sign up for that.
Do you want me to read a quick synopsis of what happened?
Yeah, I kind of skimmed a little bit.
Can I first of all say that I didn't think that there was major coat players in Italy?
It makes sense, though.
I just associate everything with South America.
You think they don't do nose beers up there, Dave?
They do the nose beers, but I feel like if you're going to run it,
you're going to run it from the source. you know what i mean like are they growing it in
like sicily or something in the field someone's got to receive it up there you know like a middle
man he's a middle man he's not producing it well i don't know maybe he is is he a plug i think he's
just a major distributor shout out to the government for trying to cut out the middle
man in terms of all this sure you'll You almost have to respect them arresting him.
You love to see that.
It says,
Uruguayan officials have launched a manhunt for an Italian organized crime boss
known as the Cocaine King of Milan,
who escaped Sunday from a detention center
where he was awaiting extradition to Italy.
The Uruguayan Ministry of Interior said in a statement,
Rocco Morabito,
great name.
Great name.
Great name.
Hey, Rocco.
And three other inmates made a brazen escape from the prison in Montevideo,
climbing through a hole in the roof of the building.
Did they wait until there was a thunderstorm?
How do you get a hole in the building?
Hey, if you're a prison, how are you going to have a hole in your roof?
It seems like day one stuff to be like, hey, shut that hole.
Yeah, like you show up there for work one day, like, hey, maybe we should plug this hole.
Maybe he took one of his tools, one of his little makeshift tools
and just chipped a little bit away then when they went out into the yard they just let it out of
their pant leg yeah i heard he had a i heard he had a pam anderson poster over the hole there's no
no it's brooke burke yeah it said reports from ministry officials indicated that men
eventually that the men eventually broke into a neighboring property,
robbed the owner,
then fled.
It's a,
it kind of seems like a weird move to rob somebody immediately,
but I assume they took a car or some type of vehicle.
Oh yeah.
How do you think that went?
But El Observador reports that one of the four men,
a Brazilian also waiting to be extradited to his home country,
actually avoided the hassle of the daring jailbreak
by simply walking through a side door of the building
without anyone stopping him.
Can we assume that this is the softest prison of all time?
There's a hole in the roof and the side door's wide open.
What are you guys doing?
All right, man, have a good one.
Come back, please.
Hey, Mike, we gotta get a contractor out of here, man.
This hole in the roof's a problem. At at the very least lock the door right the side door
so this guy's one of the 10 most wanted criminals in the world as of 2017 um and he's the leader of
one of italy's most powerful organized crime. Good luck saying the name of that. The Moribito.
No, no, no.
His dad...
The leader of the Calabrian...
You say that word.
Calabrian...
Show me.
Drangheta.
Show the player.
I've got the other story pulled up.
Sorry.
Okay, this one that's highlighted in blue
near the bottom of that paragraph.
Drangheta.
Is that actually an Italian word? That looks like it. looks like calabrian uh i just don't know what that means he was sentenced 30 years in prison in
italy they've been chasing him since he was caught trying to import nearly a ton of cocaine
into the country from brazil in 1994 so this guy's been on the run for a while.
This guy's working the docks.
Yeah.
It sounds like this guy's been paying off people.
You don't just look for a dude from 1994 on
and not catch him
and then let him escape from prison.
You think the side door had one of those things
that said alarm will sound if opened?
And you're always like,
should I push it?
Should I push it?
Nearly a ton of cocaine into the country.
By the way, that's not that much.
A ton?
Nearly 2,000 pounds of cocaine isn't very much.
I mean, it is, but not...
What's the street value of 2,000 pounds of cocaine?
I'll say $20 million.
That seems like a pretty round number.
I know, but if you're importing, that's not going to last very long.
Maybe that's like a monthly round. I know, but if you're like importing, that's not going to last very long. Maybe that's like a monthly.
I'm just saying.
Street value.
I'm already on it.
Look, I'm not an expert on nose beers
like some people in this room, Dylan.
Don't say that, Dave.
I've never done cocaine in my life.
Facts.
It's actually a fact.
I looked.
I found the street value. I can't do this. You can i found the street value i can't i can't
you can't do that i can't do that i don't know i don't know what i was thinking even trying to
look it up wait they didn't just tell you what it was there's no there should be a calculator
that you type narcotic news has a calculator this is big that's tied how many okay two thousand
pounds two grams so that's 90,000,
no, 907,000 grams.
Very few podcasts are doing this kind of calculation.
Yeah.
Oh, this is fun.
It's not telling me this is bullshit.
Why is this so hard to find?
I don't know.
Here's the thing.
It's a lot of money.
Call up your friend who knows Coke real well.
Should I call our dealer?
Who?
Micah?
Micah.
I think I may have it here.
Yeah, this is our time to say that on the power plant picks,
there's a reason they were so electric.
I have it per gram, too.
How much is a gram of cocaine?
The average cost of cocaine ranges from $100 to $120 per gram.
How many grams in a ton?
You've got to factor in inflation.
A typical line of cocaine is 50 milligrams,
yielding 20 uses from a single gram.
So 20 uses for 100 to 120 bucks.
Okay, so you said it was how much per gram?
We'll just say $100.
$100 per gram?
That's the low end.
That's for your cheap stuff.
This isn't bootleg coke.
It's cut with like creatine and shit
okay so you get swole and high okay which is so this is this is worth uh that's that's
a lot of money how much just it's nearly a hundred million dollars yeah i was very close okay so
wow he's moving a lot of weight yeah Yeah, but you got to think there's like a discount.
Dave, that's a lot.
Maybe he had a promo code.
He had a bulk discount?
He used...
He used promo code steam?
My promo code don't work.
$100 million, and that's the low end, man.
Okay.
Okay, maybe a ton is a lot.
Hey, Rocco, what's with this hole in the ceiling? Can we just climb out of it? No, I'm going to use the low end, man. Okay. Okay, maybe a ton is a lot. What's with this hole in the ceiling?
Can we just climb out of it?
No, I want to use the side door, man.
It's open.
I checked.
Man.
Yeah, the dude who watched this side door, was he just like, uh, this was easy?
Like, really?
This wasn't that hard.
Really, guys?
Nice jail you have here.
So he's on the run, right?
He's on the lam, as they He's on the lam as they say.
What part of Europe are they in?
You said Uruguay?
Uruguay.
That's in South America.
Oh.
You gotta think.
You gotta think.
Oh, yeah.
I guess he's still down there.
I thought they're in Europe.
Well, who knows?
Maybe the place that they robbed
had a boat.
Are you sure Uruguay
is in South America?
Pretty sure.
I don't know about that.
That sounds like an old Soviet.
Pretty sure.
Is that near Lithuania?
He was down there making a deal, I bet.
I think...
What?
I would have...
You know, I don't know.
This makes more sense now.
If you're on the run and you're trying to escape...
Where are you going?
Yeah, like, where are you going?
This reeks of insider help, by the way. Yeah inside insider uh help 100 right 100 they paid somebody off 100 i heard uruguay is actually very
beautiful this time of year i don't doubt that any i feel like every country in south america
is very beautiful you know i fuck with the southern hemisphere back to italy maybe like
como no dude they're looking for you get a jet ski just tear it through there i'm going to new
zealand can't just go back to italy like they're looking for you. Get a jet ski? Just tear it through there? I'm going to New Zealand. Rocco can't just go back to Italy.
They're looking for him there. I'm going to New Zealand.
Will he...
Okay, New Zealand? Yeah.
Why? Because it's so far away?
Just to watch rugby and shit.
Okay.
Try to pick up an accident while you're there? Yeah.
Yeah, it'd be dope.
They have dark features there. I'm assuming this Italian
guy, dark features.
What if it's you? Oh, if dark features there. I'm assuming this Italian guy, dark features. What if it's you?
Oh, if it's me?
I will say this.
This guy is ugly.
He's not a handsome man.
No.
No, it's unfortunate.
If you're going to be a drug kingpin,
I feel like you've got to be a lot hotter than that.
But he has the dopest nickname of all.
Who's the hottest drug kingpin?
Like just the absolute, just a 10, just a fuego hot sex symbol. Who's the 10 of the drug kingpin like just the absolute just a 10 just a fuego hot sex symbol game
let's see like choppo wasn't hot choppo choppo attractive drug king was choppo a snack and we
didn't know it no but choppo's i mean aside from all like the the heinous killing and everything
like pretty dope dude there aren't that many hot drug. The heinous killing.
Yeah.
Unfortunate.
Upon further review there aren't that many
hot ones.
Narcos season two.
No season three.
The Cali cartel guys.
They had some hot dudes.
Remember the gay brother.
He was really good looking.
I didn't watch season two.
He was cool.
Season three.
Which was.
Is that.
That's not Narcos Mexico
is it.
It is.
No it's the Cali boys.
See, I missed those.
I meant to watch them after I finished Narcos Mexico
because I wanted to watch that first and foremost.
Looking at mug shots of...
I just Googled famous drug kingpins.
Looking at their mug shots and just pictures of them,
it looks like being ugly is a prerequisite
for getting into this industry.
You're probably getting into a lot of scraps.
They're all really ugly.
I googled drug kingpins, and one of the first ten people to show up is just Rick Ross.
To be fair, though, they live a pretty rough life.
Was he pushing?
The original Rick Ross?
The real Rick Ross.
That's a different Rick Ross.
Freeway.
That's the real one.
Freeway Rick Ross.
Oh, okay.
This is the OG Rick Ross.
This is the one who was moving away from the CIA.
Damn.
But, you know, they have some hard miles on them.
They don't live, like, a stress-free life
where you can look all dope all the time.
What, they don't podcast every morning and then, like, optimize?
Yeah, they don't go to Lifetime Gym for two hours a day.
When they get into a fist fight,
there's a chance the guy on the other side of the octagon has brass knuckles.
Right. You ever had a friend with brass knuckles?
I had a buddy who had brass knuckles.
He never used them, but he had them.
Why would he have those?
He was that dude.
Chapo, real name Joaquin Guzman.
Why do I not know anything about
freeway of the cross?
I don't either.
Look it up. I think he was on Rogan. Ross? Oh, I don't either. Look it up.
I think he was on Rogan.
He was on Rogan a while back.
Hell yeah.
Ricky Donnell Freeway Rick Ross is an American author and convicted drug trafficker
best known for the drug empire he established in Los Angeles in the early to mid-1980s.
He definitely edited his own Wikipedia thing,
just to say, like, American author first.
He was sentenced to life in prison,
though the sentence was shortened on appeal
and Ross was released in 2009.
Dude, he was moving weight for the CIA,
pay for Iran-Contra and shit.
Fuck.
Damn, I need to know more about this guy.
Is that where the rapper Rickick ross got his name from
oh yeah is choppo in jail right now yeah for for now yeah he'll bust out no i think he's in the
u.s now no he's yeah he's in super max i think they don't have holes in the roofs there he's
he's getting out mark my words really 23 42 by when i don't know hard to say let's put money on it hard to say
let's put some nose beers on it he'll be out before you get the first round he'll be out before 2023
see i disagree with that is this isn't a uruguayan holding cell here he gone he gone
he'll find a way.
I can't wait
for the next season
of Narcos Mexico.
Dude, what if the
Ocean's 8 girls
get him out?
Like Sandra Bullock,
they like come in there.
After seeing that movie,
I have no faith
they can do anything.
Wait, are they confirmed
doing another season?
They have to.
Of Narcos?
Is this according to you
or according to X?
This is according to my brain.
Yeah, no, they're doing it.
They set up Chapo's character.
Dude, they set up Chapo so hard.
Oh, I know they did.
Oh, so you watched that one?
I'm horned up for it.
That might have been the best season.
That might have been one of my favorite seasons of TV ever.
It was incredible.
They have momentum and now they have Chapo,
which is to me like one of the most intriguing storylines of them all.
They know people want it.
So this sounds terrible and Sally might get mad at me for telling this story,
but I don't really care.
Sally sounded like the most ignorant American of all time.
When we went to Todos Santos,
we had a guy who drove us to Todos Santos.
It's like an hour and a half drive from the Cabo airport.
And we were talking to him and he's like super nice guy.
Very personable.
He packed a cooler of beers for us.
Real chill move.
What kind of beers? They were actually Mexican beers beers i've never heard of before i love that they were good i wish i should
have taken photos um but we were talking to him and he was like yeah i'm from i'm from sinaloa
oh shit here we go sally just goes oh like el chapo and i'm like sally that's not really what
you say yeah you don't lead with el chapo when someone says they're like sinaloa and i'm like sally that's not really what you say yeah you don't lead with el chapo when
someone says they're like sinaloan yeah i was like that's like you saying oh i'm from new york city
and then someone going that's where 9-11 happened plus this guy could have family who's been like
greatly affected by the drug 100 when we went there for uh christmas a couple years ago we
were talking to a guy and it was me and if you listen to the mail-in lily's future husband and he and i were talking to
a guy that was uh working at the house and he said that he had some family members who had been a
part of like the drug trade sure and i didn't make it i didn't make it to quit back but drew did and
it was like it was a very like friendly about it, and he found no humor.
He was just like, no, we don't joke about that.
And I was like, oh, fuck.
No, no, no, not at all, not at all.
He wasn't a dick about it.
He was very nice.
But you don't mess around.
You don't want to talk about...
People don't like talking about El Chapo very much.
Well, yeah, the wrong person hears you even talking about it.
Yeah.
Like, in the wrong way.
You know what I mean?
That's, yikes.
Did he just look back and go, we don't talk about that?
No, the second, the guy that was driving us, he had no negative reaction to it.
He, I think he was probably used to American, like, American say and that kind of shit.
That'd be like, oh, Texas, David Koresh, huh?
Did you ever think about joining god ranch davidians i will say during my time in in italy my first time around when i summered there
um i did get a lot of like when people found out i was from texas like oh
w the president and george w yeah a lot of that he did when people found out I was from Texas, like, oh, W, the president and George W.
Yeah, a lot of that.
He did.
He did have one of the most notable, like, state connections out of any president.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're right.
He's a good old Texas boy.
He just puts out that vibe.
I don't know.
I feel like everyone knew that Clinton was from Arkansas for some reason.
Yeah.
That was very common knowledge.
People called him.
And Dubb, every 10 minutes,
Dubb's at the ranch clearing brush and shit.
It's true.
Like, what the fuck, eh?
We get it, man.
You got a place in Crawford.
Hey, because we were talking,
I feel like we'd be remiss not talking about this.
It's not on our rundown.
But because we were talking about drug-fueled TV shows
like Narcos Mexico.
Oh, what's up with Breaking Bad?
Yeah.
If they're teasing us and it's something totally unrelated to Breaking Bad,
your boy's going to be upset and hurt.
But why would they post two mules?
I don't know.
What do the mules mean?
If you haven't seen this, what are their names again?
Jesse.
Brian Cranston.
Jesse.
Jesse.
And Aaron. Walt and Jesse. Brian Cranston. Jesse. Jesse. And Aaron.
Walt and Jesse.
Aaron.
Aaron Paul.
Aaron Paul.
Walt and Jesse tweeted last night.
They just said, quote, soon with meals, a photo of two meals.
Check the timestamps.
They tweeted at the same minute.
So they was just coordinating.
Do you think it was sent via Hootsuite?
Yeah.
They scheduled these tweets. Was it TweetDeck?
I bet it was TweetDeck.
They scheduled them either way.
Do we need to use those?
We don't use a TweetDeck anymore.
Yeah, we do.
I do.
Oh, you do?
Yep.
I do it just because...
Jesse, you embarrassed me.
Let's see.
Twitter for iPhone.
Really?
Ooh.
They were just sitting there.
Has there been any intel on this?
Like, I have seen nothing.
I know Jesse's going to be in Westworld.
Weren't there people talking about there being, like, a movie?
I could have sworn there were people talking about a movie.
Cranston also did iPhone.
That's crazy.
Of course.
Were they together?
That's so Cranston.
One, two, three.
Cranston!
Oh, okay.
According to Lad Bible,
it's a Bible for the lads,
Breaking Bad fans think
Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul have just confirmed movie.
Yeah.
Yeah, there was movie talk for a while.
Okay.
Sign me the fuck up. movie. Yeah. Yeah, there was movie talk for a while. Okay. Sign me the fuck up.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Ha!
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, bud.
What's the movie going to be?
I don't know.
It can't obviously be a continuation of the story.
No, because...
Spoiler alert.
Good spoiler.
Do we actually see him die?
I think we saw his dead body laying on the ground for a while.
Might have been unconscious.
Something tells me, do you think they brought him back to life in order to prosecute him? What if they gave him...
Like Jon Snow?
No, no, they just gave him like a white claw and he came back as zombie Cranston.
That's just...
Zombie Walt.
I still see that happening.
Do they have a blue flavor?
Blue raspberry?
He's called Blue Ice.
Blue.
No, I hope this one's just about Tuco.
It's just Tuco trying different kinds of meth
off of a giant knife.
We don't need Tuco.
Did Tuco die?
We're spoiling the fuck out of the show.
It's been 30 years.
I don't care.
It's been over for Tuco to die.
It's been over for 10 years.
Remember Hank killed him in the shootout?
If you haven't seen it, take your head out of your ass.
Yeah.
Not before he tried some of Walt's shit and goes,
tight, tight, cha!
What if...
I mean, dude, all my favorite people are dead.
My man Gus got his face melted off.
Oh, Gus.
Half of his body perfectly burned off.
Perfectly.
Perfectly.
Perfectly. Noly. Perfectly.
No, also Mike's
dead. That was the toughest
one. I think I'd be starstruck if I met Gus.
You know he lives here.
You're a big Gus guy. I love him. He lives in
Austin. I love him. Or outside in
the lake area. There's a manager for
an English soccer
team and he reminds me of Gus.
I love that team solely because of that.
Why is he such a Gus guy?
I don't know.
I think I just liked
his demeanor.
Yeah, he was just official.
You respected his game.
Yeah.
That's how you want
your drug dealer to be.
God, he was tight.
I just liked that he had
everything under control
pretty much for a while.
When he walked out
with his hands out
just being like,
shoot me, I thought it was the most badass shit in the world i'm like i'm just gonna re-watch it very calculated
and stoic that's a great show to just pop around in different seasons and watch like the penultimate
episodes there's so many good ones yeah they had a good thing walt i've never had a time where i
enjoyed binging something
as much as I enjoyed binging that fucking show.
Best time of my life.
That might be the best binge show of all time.
You talk about a show that it's like 10.30
and you should be going to bed and you finish one
and then you're like, I got to watch another one.
I'm a 10.30 bad boy.
Everyone knows that.
I was staying up till 1, 1.30 in the morning
every night.
That's one that's,
it's tough to stop.
You didn't want to stop.
No.
And I fall asleep
during extended periods of time
watching something on TV
and I never once dozed off
during that show.
You can't doze off.
No.
But it was probably the meth
I was doing at the time too.
I'll go ahead and say it.
Yeah,
you were doing a lot of meth.
I'll say it.
I'm going to watch this movie if it comes out.
Dude, that's a bold proclamation.
Mark my words.
I will see this film.
This major motion picture.
Maybe he didn't die.
They can't do a prequel.
It's just Walt growing up with a beaten down life.
Better call Saul.
Walt the science teacher.
We already got Saul.
Yeah, it's just him being a science teacher. It's got to growing up with a beaten down life. Better call Saul. Walt the science teacher. We already got Saul. Yeah, it's just him being a science teacher.
It's got to be a movie.
They just do high school Jesse?
But if you do the movie, where does the storyline pick up?
It's just weird.
Well, you know, because Jesse escaped.
I think he has some money.
Yeah. So maybe it's him just getting his life back together. well you know because Jesse escaped I think he has some money yeah so
maybe it's him
just getting his life
back together
maybe he goes and like
tries to reconcile
with his bitch ass family
but they can't have
a Breaking Bad movie
without
Walter White
it'd just be weird
what if it's
like the ghost of Walter
just following around
Jesse and helping him out
it'd be weird, Dave.
I'm tossing out ideas, dude.
You're not helping.
That's doing too much.
Why don't you toss out an idea, you dumbass?
I'm forgetting what happened to him.
Who, Walt?
Oh, he died of cancer.
Who?
What did he die of?
He got shot.
He got shot.
By who?
His own machine.
The little trunk thing
he popped trunk
he got blasted
yeah yeah yeah
he was trying to spray the block
and he sprayed himself
sometimes it'd be your own weapon
dude I totally forgot
how that ended
I just remembered him going up
yeah yeah yeah
he died like a slow
painful death
they saved him
that's what the next season
that's what the movie
but he would be in jail
cause like
yeah if we don't
jails aren't exactly airtight
they take him to Uruguay no they exactly airtight they take them to uruguay
no they take them to they take them to uruguay in europe though
if we know one thing it's that you can escape from jail pretty easily
all you have to do is walk out the side door let's imagine those that group like reconvening
after the escape like why should i go through the roof? Why just use the door? It was wide open.
Dude, what?
So unnecessary.
So they approach Cranston.
All right.
Hear us out.
Check out the script.
Film opens.
Black screen.
You're sitting there in your cell.
You're playing chess by yourself.
You walk out of your cell.
There's a door, a side door.
You walk right out. Boom. What do you door, a side door. You walk right out.
Boom.
What do you think? It's like, this isn't realistic. And they're like, nope.
Here's an article from
NPR. But you're in Uruguay.
No, the cocaine king of Milan literally just did this.
It's like, oh, you're the meth king of
New Mexico.
Maybe,
hopefully it's just a movie about Jesse meeting up
with Skinny Pete and Badger. meeting up with skinny pete and badger
no no if that if skinny pete and badger are not in the movie i'm totally okay with no badgers
alive right they're both alive badgers badgers badgers great chance skinny pete's not alive he
was a little i worried about skinny pete he was so skinny it's a skinny little guy how do you think
yeah how do you think you guys nicknamed skinny p nickname Skinny Pete? Because his name was Pete and he was skinny?
I think so.
He has a severe drug problem.
I took an Uber over the weekend.
My driver, his license plate was a vanity plate,
and it was tall Ron.
And he had a license plate sitting up on the dash,
like up against the windshield.
And it just said tall Ron.
I mean, he was sitting down, obviously.
He looked like a large man.
Imagine that's just your personality.
People just think of you as, oh yeah, that's just Tall Ron.
I knew a big guy in high school
and his shirt said, I'm big, you're small.
Deal with it.
He wore it out once.
He was a large man,
but I remember one year he wore it to the West End
for Texas OU.
He would go out there and
like try to look like a hard ass and shit and he wore i'm like dude who's wearing that shirt
we had a very few people we had a kid in high school and he wore a shirt that just said he
clearly didn't know what it meant because you wouldn't wear this shirt if you knew what it
meant and he wasn't doing a bit because he wasn't the type of kid to like do a bit it just said, who needs friends with enemas like these? Okay. It's like, uh, hey, bud, just Google enema.
Just one time.
Tall Ron.
Funny guy.
He was funny t-shirt guy?
No, that's the thing.
He wasn't funny t-shirt guy.
How do you know?
Because he wasn't.
He was not.
Did this guy own any Big Johnson tees?
I don't even know.
I don't think Big Johnson tees were big up in... They didn't make it up yeah they didn't they didn't travel not a lot of dudes on
lake michigan rocking big johnson did you ever have one of those like after the like way after
the fact i don't think i'll ever let me get one of those like that first because of the implication
of course once you get into padre or corpus or wherever and you see one of those like surf shops
with like the giant shark head you have to walk through i love those you know they're
the best big john they had the dopest puka shell necklaces yeah just to give just to give a brief
synopsis of what big johnson shirts are for people that didn't grow up around them a quick google
search yields the first result saying this is the back of a shirt and it's a dude it's a firefighter
holding a hose and it just says she's gonna get wet fast
when she sees the size of your hose yeah that's yeah they're not johnson they're not 2019 compliant
just let's get that out of the way yeah the next one it just says they're easy to reel them in
when you've got a big johnson the premise is this guy's like a total nerd but he's just got a
apparently a Big Johnson.
It says the bigger the hose, the deeper you can go.
Good God.
That is grotesque.
They're not subtle.
No.
My buddy tried to order one before a beach trip,
and he got some fake place, and he sent him one.
It was a ripoff.
It was a ripoff.
He's like, this is trash.
He tried to order a shirt that hasn't been made in 30 years off the internet the final the final big guy give us one more
the final one i'll read is is one of my favorites so far it's uh it's it's big johnson sitting on a
motorcycle he's sitting backwards on the motorcycle which is an interesting move yeah but it says if
it has tits or tires it's gonna give you trouble. That's an old one. Oh, man. Yeah.
Or floats, I've heard.
If it floats, fucks, or...
Oh, yeah.
If it floats, fucks, or flies or something, it's going to...
Cost you money?
Is that the saying?
You know.
You're the one always saying it.
No, I don't.
That's why you said you don't buy a boat.
If it floats, fucks, or something else.
Floats, fucks, or flies.
That's the toast dylan games don't
give you trouble on saturday when all the pretty depend they're expensive but they're pretty
dependable no but they're expensive i think that's i think the implication there is that
they're expensive okay okay maybe maybe you're right when saturday rolls around all the lads
are together that's the toast you should give okay gl. Glenn's birthday dinner? Yeah.
The saying is,
if it flies, floats, or fucks, rent it.
I don't really go over the line. Ah, that's what it is.
Okay.
Which seems, again,
not exactly PC for 2019.
I think the implication there is
hire a prostitute.
Yeah.
Sounds like.
Yeah.
Which is, you know, come on.
Rent it. What on? Hey, so they're talking about taking The Office off Netflix yeah sounds like yeah which is you know come on rent it
what on
hey so they're talking
about taking the office
off Netflix in 2021
and I'll tell you this
Twitter is not happy
nah
the tweets may shock you
they're in a year and a half
though
until that happens
I have some takes
the reason that they're
taking it off
is because they're
putting it on NBC
because NBC
obviously owns the rights to this.
Does NBC have a streaming service?
I think they're going to.
They have like an app and stuff already,
but I assume that they're going to do a lot of historical on-demand things on their app.
I'm sure.
That's a smart play.
I'm sure they know that their bread and butter is The Office.
Sure. Man, a lot of really funny gifs getting put out there. Hilarious. it's a smart place i'm sure they know that their bread and butter is the office sure
man a lot of really funny gifs getting put out there hilarious man have you seen the one where
it's michael scott going no no no no no no no no you see that one it's good it's a good one
yeah you mean the one i'm literally looking at as we speak hilarious yeah office gifs are like you know i talk about like a gif is a crutch for the unfunny a gif yeah i literally okay i literally
just signed on twitter to go find this tweet the second tweet on my timeline is the office is
really leaving netflix in january 2021 and it's the clip of Michael Scott ushering people out of the office
freaking out.
Be better.
Yeah, you have two years, right?
Just put in a VHS and record them.
Maybe just watch something else.
A VHS?
We have DVRs nowadays.
Okay, maybe DVR them. Daveave i consider you to be the office guy
but you're not an insufferable office guy you just enjoy the office i enjoy you know you know
about it but you're not the guy that like when someone talks about the office you're like oh
it's my favorite show no one likes the office more than me man i might become that guy office
dave office yeah over-top office guy.
That's like... Can we start tweeting generic tweets,
generic gifs from Parks and Rec in the office
from circling back all the time?
No, we cannot.
I'm not a Parks and Rec guy.
I respect it, but I never got into it.
Because you didn't like it?
I think my brain only has so much room
for that kind of humor, and I think I went through the office much room for that kind of humor.
And I think I went through the office so many times
that when it came time for me to finally binge Parks and Rec,
I was drained.
Like I had no more.
You say Parks and Rec like I say words.
Parks and Rec?
With interesting emphasis on syllables.
It does.
What do you use? Parks and Rec?
I actually think I watch...
If you took the total amount of time in
my life that i've watched both of those shows i think parks and rec might be more for me
the point i was making earlier about the gifts oh yeah i interrupted you back to the gifts for
this guy is that like people who okay people who use office gifts are like the it's the lowest
hanging fruit of of the gift world the fruit is on the ground the unfun fruit of the gif world. The fruit is on the ground. They're the unfunniest of the unfunny. You're picking it up off the ground.
Yes.
Thank you.
They're just too easy and too prevalent.
They're everywhere.
Man, it would really suck if everyone listening
started responding to Dylan on Twitter with office gifs.
God dang it.
That would really suck.
Dude, that would be so annoying for Dylan
if every single time Dylan tweeted,
you just did a bunch of office gifs in his mentions.
Even if it's Dylan tweeting something serious.
Like, if...
Yeah.
Like, that would just stink.
Dylan's like, hey, I've got an announcement to make.
I'm having, like, my double dick removed.
Why are you spreading this double dick shit?
I don't know.
I don't like that.
I hacked your stuff.
You hacked my medical records.
I did, man.
Where it says, Dylan has a double dick.
Indeed. How do you have a double dick? I it says, Dylan has a double dick. Indeed.
How do you have a double dick?
I don't.
I have a single dick.
That's why your teeth say, I know.
You grew an extra dick?
Yeah.
What if you were...
I was thinking back to our bungee jump conversation from yesterday.
What if you had a double dick?
I'll say how that would affect the bungee.
If you had a double dick, you could actually do what I was saying to do
and attach it to your piece and bungee jump, because if you just ripped one dick, you could actually do what I was saying to do and attach it to your piece
and bungee jump
because if you just ripped one off,
you'd still have one left.
Didn't Marilyn Manson do that in the 90s?
He just took his ribs out.
He actually bungee.
He jumped off the Golden Gate.
For some reason,
the other day I started laughing.
I was sitting in my pool
and I just started laughing
and imagining John Duda
sitting in a pool chair alone
just blasting Marilyn Manson
from a portable speaker.
sitting in a pool chair alone just blasting Marilyn Manson
from like a portable speaker.
Talk about an act
that got by solely on shock value.
Their shit sucked.
Marilyn Manson was not good.
You don't like Beautiful People?
Beautiful People is okay.
Beautiful People is a good song.
No, it's not.
But that is.
This is surprising coming from you.
Yeah.
For a number of reasons.
Did you like the music video?
That used to scare me as
like a fifth grade i had to turn it off i made a point not to watch his i remember watching it
at a kid's down the street his place and then having to drive my bike home in the dark and i
fucking was hauling ass going at least 100 miles an hour i had a jet pack on my bike really it's
one of those huffies that doesn't seem safe dav, David. Yeah, my dad took it away. Dude, that music video was so scary.
Is that the one where he's on stilts?
He really freaked me out.
The stilts are just a freaky thing.
I'm looking at...
Marilyn Manson legitimately scared me when I was a kid.
You could be like a total babe on stilts
and it's going to creep me out.
It's weird to see him just talking regularly
like in an interview
because he sounds just super normal.
Yeah.
But then you look at him
and it's like,
damn, dude.
What's going on here?
That's a guy
who's bungee jumped
with his penis.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Hard to say.
How do we start
talking about
Marilyn Manson?
Because John
do it in a pool?
Okay, how do we start
talking about
John in the pool?
What were we talking about?
I don't remember.
We were talking about the office and how to transition.
I can't believe you like beautiful people.
It's not like it's a...
The drum.
You're taking a Sunday drive and just tossing on beautiful people by Marilyn Manson.
It has a good sound to it.
The beautiful baby.
No, it doesn't
what is wrong with you
it is so weird how we agree on zero music
yeah we're TV twins
but we're music opposites
no we agree on music dude
oh EJ
I'm not a big James Blunt guy like you are
I'm not a big James Blunt guy I appreciate one of his songs
okay you can't say that y'all agree
because of Elton John though
there's not a person alive who's like y'all agree because of Elton John, though.
There's not a person alive who's like, man, I just don't enjoy Elton John.
Everybody enjoys something Elton John's done, right?
Yeah.
The beautiful people.
What's your favorite Manson song?
Is it Beautiful People?
That's the only one I can name off the top of my head.
You never talk about your Slipknot phase.
That's because I didn't have one, David. Come on dylan slipknot it's not emo slipknot was like music video where he was walking around with like nippleless boobs
marilyn manson oh that's when they got like kind of poppy and they were actually playing
their shit on trl yeah was that the dope show yes it was it
had to have been the dope show somebody just beat my ass i shouldn't that's so i hate that i know
that it was the dope show i didn't even like that band that video creeped me out that this video
creeped me out not as much as the other one as beautiful people but it definitely creeped me out
what's when you think of like your days as a youth or as a ute what video
do you think of what music video for some reason tlc waterfalls pops in my head as a as one that
is such a banger smashing pumpkins what tonight tonight that's a good one they were terrible
that's a good 1979 shut your mouth yeah shuthing Pumpkins. 1979 was like before I was in high school,
but I was like, man, this is what high school was going to be like.
I remember getting back.
I was skiing, and I was still wearing all my ski gear,
and it was on the TV.
I don't remember if it was Tonight Tonight or 1979,
but the music video was playing on the TV,
and I just remember thinking, fuck, this is wild.
Why were you still wearing your ski gear?
I was still wearing long underwear.
I wasn't actually wearing my boots and shit.
You were like as a kid sleeping in all your skis.
Dylan thinks he's a good skier.
He's the dude who wears his skis to his car in the parking lot.
Like he's walking on the pavement with his skis.
No one does that.
Yes, they do.
I've never seen anybody do that.
Is that true? No. Yes, they do. I've never seen anybody do that.
Is that true?
No.
Dave, don't.
Don't turn this on me.
Dylan tucks his jeans into his ski boots.
What's the Colorado stereotype for a Texas skier?
Gaper?
Is that what they call it?
Yeah.
I thought that was something else.
Oh, don't get dirty with it, Dave.
You fucking said it.
A gaper is like someone who looks like they don't know what they're doing on a ski slope, basically.
Why a gaper?
The term comes from the gap between your goggles and your helmet.
Because there's not supposed to be a gap there.
Oh, that's kind of funny. They have a gap because they don't really know how to look.
That's where the term comes from.
Okay.
I thought it was because we're skiing jeans or some shit.
No.
Okay.
WNLV people.
I have that right.
Right.
Well, we don't.
Yeah, we never used Gaper, but that sounds really right.
But people from Colorado have a disdain towards Texas skiers.
Probably.
They hate Texas skiers.
Probably.
What did you just do?
I had a, you ever feel like a hair on, like a little hair on your ear?
Yeah.
I felt one when I was putting my hand in my ear and I had to get it out.
Your face looked like you were hurting.
Yeah, it hurts.
Have you ever like ripped nose hair out of your nose?
It's like the most painful thing in the world.
Yeah.
It makes your eyes water.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
I can only do one nostril at a time.
You know Marilyn Manson used to do that on stage?
He would come out with a little mirror and just pluck nose hairs.
You have to respect it.
Don't say that's weird.
You're the one who listens to them.
I don't listen to them.
You basically jumped my ass because I said they weren't a good band.
I'm not going to go to bat for Marilyn Manson.
I promise you.
Should we talk about
our friends at Roback?
I think we should.
Let's talk about me right now.
Dave is wearing
one of the best looking
Roback shirts
I've ever seen.
It's houndstooth.
I didn't know
that they even had it.
I think it's a brand new release,
that's why.
Is it?
Yeah.
It's houndstooth,
but it's real small.
You can't tell unless you're right up close on it. New shit, new shit. That's why. Is it? Yeah. It's Houndstooth, but it's real small. You can't tell unless
you're right up close on it.
New shit, new shit.
It's dope.
Rollback.
Illuminati.
That's what it sounds like
when I walk in.
I think I need to cop that.
I've never seen this before.
It's awesome.
You're really staring at it too.
Are you going to lift this off me
or what?
I'm mesmerized right now.
Yeah, I might beat your ass
after this and take it.
I'd like to see you try OC in the parking lot.
I didn't.
But Roebuck, yes.
CB20.
CB20 gets you 20% off at Roebuck.
Of course, their pullovers are super dope.
Let's post this on the Circling Back Instagram story.
You know what?
It's such a dope shirt.
We're going to post it.
I might take a picture of you right now, David.
I do have bad news.
That shirt might be sold out.
Okay. Well, that makes sense because it's super dope. dope yeah they have other ones like it that are just as cool yep i'm trying to find it right now i'm not seeing it on their
site right now it might be sold out either way i mean there's no shortage of hot shirts on here
it's unfortunate that dave's is not on here currently we'll we'll figure that out and we'll
get back to you guys about it no coincidence that they give me this shirt and it sells out
i need to get this long sleeve i need to get this long sleeve like asap yeah dylan you have a long sleeve oh i do
polo hats quarter zips workout shirts
they do it all pretty much everything you need to live other than food and water
cb20 as in cold beer cb as in in Chris Bosh. As in cheeseburger.
That's one word.
I can't think of any other CBs that are out there.
Cinnabon.
Oh, yeah.
I'll just out myself.
I never used to eat Cinnabon at the mall.
A lot of people talk them up, how it's like their favorite shit.
Not me.
No one's ever felt good after eating Cinnabon.
My parents used to let my sister and I get it,
and I fucking loved it.
It smells good, though.
It does smell good.
I was more of a walk around through the food court and just get samples of the Chinese fare.
So they had like a little Mugu Gai Pan chilling,
maybe walk over to the other one and get a little
orange chicken. Chinese fair. Then maybe
go to Sbarro and get just an ultimate
slice.
The only thing I could think of that might make me feel worse
than Cinnabon at the mall is a bunch
of Chinese food.
Yeah. It's not great.
And this wasn't even like
Panda Express. This is like some shit that's not even
around anymore.
Shout out to the Parks Mall in Harlington.
Didn't you name your son after the Parks Mall?
No.
I did not.
That would not be a good thing to name your son after.
No.
Everybody knows you named it after Cherokee Parks.
Yes.
Former Maverick.
Parks Bonifay.
The famed wakeboarder.
Yeah.
Central Park. Yeah, he's like famed wakeboarder. Yeah. Central Park.
Yeah, he's like the goat wakeboarder.
Yeah.
Great name.
He's like the Kelly Slater of wakeboarding?
Yeah, sure.
He's like the Marilyn Manson of wakeboarding.
I believe Parkes Bonifay has some kind of record for being the youngest
person to ever get up on two
water skis and I think he was
like two years old any relation to
Napoleon Bonifay seems reckless from his parents
like if that goes bad that goes
really bad yeah I mean I think he had a
life jacket on as you always
should sure but still
I hope they had a helmet on him too
like two year old skulls aren't
necessarily the story that's something you don't think about is concussions on when skiing or
wakeboarding concussions happen pretty frequently wakeboarding dude you know like those tubes that
like fly in the air oh hell not i was talking about those this weekend with somebody and like
those are like the most unsafe things i've ever seen oh yeah they're very i'll never get on one
dude there's nothing doper though when you're like eight and you weigh like 70 pounds
or something.
And you catch like legit air.
And you catch one
and you're like seven feet
in the air
and the whole boat's like,
oh, shit.
It was tight.
And you eat it.
My favorite thing
was getting outside of the wake
on a tube
and just ripping
and you can just feel yourself
just like skipping
across the water.
Oh, I loved it.
When the slack catches up to you
and you just,
it slings you across.
You gotta know when to let go.
You gotta know when to let go.
There's a lot of dads who take it too far out there.
Don't forget, I broke my neck wakeboarding.
A vertebrae.
Yeah, you were bumping beautiful people and you were just bouncing too hard.
Well, I don't think that's what happened.
Are you actually on the wakeboard?
No, beautiful.
It's dangerous, man.
Were you wearing a helmet?
No.
Were you wearing a life jacket?
Yes, I was wearing a life jacket, which is the law.
But people still do it.
I broke the law this weekend.
Got pulled over.
What?
That boy shit.
Oh, shit.
Almost told the cop, hey, man, I got diarrhea.
You gotta let me go.
No, I did get pulled over.
Were you on two wheels?
No.
Yeah, I actually was bouncing. We actually had actually had what was that the mail-in weren't we talking about crapping your pants on the mail
in recently we were you guys oh yeah what you do if you get pulled over and you have to poop
you tell the cop like i had it's an emergency you have that left leg propping you up
were you doing that one where you're just like that's exactly what i was doing that's the worst
but if you do happen to let it rip while the cop's standing there,
he's not going to ticket you.
No.
Dude, I get it.
Dude, we had the coolest cop ever.
He pulled us over because my car was expired, like my registration.
How many months?
Two.
Oh, that's...
I've done that before.
There's nothing wrong with that.
You know what, dude?
He comes up and he was like...
I mean, he was following us and Sally was like,
he's going to pull us over.
And I was like, why do you think that?
How many claws deep were you? So many. Damn. And when he came up, he was following us and Sally was like, he's going to pull us over. And I was like, why do you, why do you think that? How many claws deep were you?
So many.
And when he came up, he was like, all right.
And Sally goes, sorry, this is his car.
She just immediately blamed me, which I respect.
Oh, she was driving.
She was driving.
Okay.
And, uh, he was like, he was like, so do you want me to take it?
You, him or both of you?
And like, I think we must've looked scared as hell.
And he just goes, no, I'm just kidding.
I'm not going to take it.
You guys, I'll be right back.
And I was just like, dude dude you're the coolest cop ever
he came back within like two minutes and sent us on our way i was like oh thanks dude
you're cool guys man we love the boys in blue on this podcast we love you guys this guy wasn't
wearing blue though he was wearing khaki man was he a trooper yeah he was a bad boy hey can we talk
about uh what happens when one of your favorite athletes
complains on Twitter about airlines?
What if you had just started cracking up so much,
and you're so relieved that you just started crapping your pants right?
Can I have a request?
Can I do a tinky intermission?
I have to pee as well.
Yeah, here.
I'll do a tinky intermission.
Let's do one at a time, guys.
Let's just do one at a time.
Rotate?
Yeah. I'm going to go first. Can I go first, Dave? Yeah, you initiate it. Go first, Dave. Be quick, though. Dave, let do a Tinky intermission. Let's do one at a time, guys. Let's just do one at a time. Rotate? Yeah.
I'm going to go first.
Can I go first, Dave?
Yeah, you initiate it.
Go first, Dave.
Be quick, though.
Dave, let's talk throughout the intermission.
Don't sit down like you normally do.
We're like Joe Rogan now.
We're just going to talk through the Tinky intermission.
He didn't even shut the door.
What a piece of shit.
Dude.
What's up with...
Does it piss you off when you're in the car and someone's getting gas and they don't shut
their door?
Yeah, because I don't like the fumes. I don't like the fumes. I don't like the heat or cold you're in the car and someone's getting gas and they don't shut their door? Yeah, because I don't like the fumes.
I don't like the fumes.
I don't like the heat or cold that comes in the car.
And most of all, I don't like the beeping because most people don't take their keys out of the ignition when they're putting gas in their car.
You know what's annoying about the modern car is if you unbuckle...
Say you do have to crap your pants.
Back to this.
And you unbuckle that seat belt belt and uh you know just to ease up
and you get that little ding and it goes great in mine it gets quicker and quicker it's like a
little alert and you're like dude can you just chill like i'm trying to not crap my pants here
yeah have you ever crapped your pants in a car dylan has uh no been close i've i think i've gone on record I've only done it once
in public and it was a really good
situation for me really easy to get out of
didn't you just so happen to be
wearing a diaper yeah
yeah it was weird weirdly enough I had a diaper
on that day
we're playing Tinky Break music right
now so can they hear us
yeah
we're gonna talk a little bit of Lil Nas X too aren't we music right now. Can they hear us? Yeah. We're going to talk
a little bit of Lil Nas X too, aren't
we? Yeah. A little bit. Yeah, it's going to be the second episode
in a row we talk Lil Nas X.
We also have
Luka Doncic.
Luka. Luka.
So you messed up what country he was from, huh?
Yeah.
I think I said Lithuania. I didn't
think you were right when you said Lithuania. I don't know why I said that. I had no grounds to question you. Is Lithuania. I didn't think you were right when you said Lithuania.
I don't know why I said that.
I had no grounds to question you.
Is Lithuania still a country?
Yeah.
I had no grounds to question you, but I didn't think it was right.
My new bit is to just fuck up as much geography as possible,
so people will DM me about it.
You kind of thought Uruguay was in Europe earlier.
Oh, I knew that.
I definitely didn't know about St. Louis, though.
I'm still not convinced St. Louis is not in Ohio, for the record. All right, I'm gone. It might as well be, at knew that. I definitely didn't know about St. Louis, though. I'm still not convinced St. Louis is not in Ohio, for the record.
All right, I'm gone.
It might as well be at this point.
What'd I miss?
Nothing.
We just talked about stuff that we didn't want you to hear.
Oh, okay.
Dylan, what are you planning on buying with your Bitcoin when you cash out?
Maybe a new couch.
That'd be big. I need a couch. That'd be big i need a couch that'd be big the one i have currently is
just a trash situation i hate it do you have like a do you have like a chaise lounge that comes off
of it or i do so this couch that i i currently have i purchased when i got my i moved out of my
old house into my new apartment and i just needed something uh so i just bought it online
i didn't you know get a chance to actually try it out and it's it's trash it's like a uh it's like
a starter apartment couch the cushions slide out when i lay down on it it just sucks yeah
buying it buying a bad couch is really defeating because you can't just get rid of it right you
can't just buy a new one and it's a high dollar item it's like fuck i just wasted all this money on this trash
sally and i recently found a couch that was about a third of the price of our couch that we liked
it was so comfortable and we liked more and i was like well i can't do anything about this
i also can't i'm not going to sell our couch right now and when i get rid of this one i don't even
know if it's worth anything you might just give give it to the Salvation Army or something.
Wow.
I've been donating a lot lately.
Yeah?
Yeah.
I mean, spring cleaning.
Are you getting tinky off too, or are you good?
No, no.
Dude, everyone knows my bladder's beast mode.
You have a dope bladder, man.
I know.
Not to stunt.
Hey, Dave.
Welcome back, man.
You missed couch talk.
Yep. I was thinking about how weird the lyrics for beautiful people are
he says and i don't want you and i don't need you no bother to resist or i'll beat you okay
how do you know the lyrics so well i have i have someone once said i am a wealth of useless useless knowledge chalk it up mark that on your whiteboards hey can we talk luca luca is it worst
case scenario when you see your favorite athlete tweeting it's airlines luftansa luftansa by the
way i've never had a bad luftansa experience until yesterday i think i said it on this podcast
hottest uh flight attendants in the game i've never used them those air france and
luftonza like just the experience you feel it feels clean yes you know what i mean yeah how
are you gonna complain about that luca no they did screw him though i i've i've also had a first
class ticket that they tried not to honor one time and it really fucking really must be nice man
and you weren't even rookie of the year nope Nope. You weren't even the 20-year-old who's going to save Dallas basketball.
I was just a small-time podcaster with dreams.
No, I had the same situation, and I was absolutely livid.
But I was on United, I think,
and they did everything in their power to make sure that I didn't lose my mind.
I think they could tell that I was hungover, and they were like,
all right, the woman just gave me the steepest poured mimosa I've ever seen.
And she was like, we'll figure this out.
Oh, you told me about that.
Yeah, it was great.
Didn't you JPJ it?
What does that mean?
You just...
Oh, yeah.
Tipped it back?
I asked her if she had any Red Bull so I could make a JPJ,
but she unfortunately did not.
If you're running social media for one of these airlines
and you see a blue check mark at you,
you're going to have a bad day.
So I've thought about this
because Barstool Big Cat has like,
he's cornered the market.
Yeah, it's an ongoing bit.
It's one of my favorite bits.
It's funny.
If you're a major airline,
you just mute him immediately, right?
Who, Big Cat?
Because the second he starts getting interventions,
like it's over.
And then everyone starts piling on with them too.
Yeah, you have to mute them just immediately.
I'm going to read Luca's tweet.
That's one of the worst jobs, man.
Never been treated so poorly before by an airline.
Booked business travel for me and my family
and Lufthansa, at Lufthansa,
will not honor our tickets.
We've been reassigned to economy class,
no idea why,
and they gave us back only the 20% of our money
from the business ticket.
Face palm emoji, thank you, exclamation. so that was a sarcastic thank you right i don't think that was a sincere
thank you yeah why are they only giving 20 back that seems really messed up it's almost like they
don't know that he was the rookie of the year well dave you know i'm just gonna say ask me i think we
all deserve to be treated the same i'm just gonna, I'm not flying Lufthansa anytime soon.
Wow.
They lost Dave's business.
For the foreseeable future, yeah.
Until they right the ship here.
I might start flying them if they're just giving out business class tickets
to people that don't have them.
That sounds tight.
Yeah, it does.
You know who Luca was flying with, too?
His family.
His family.
You know who his family is?
You've seen his family?
His girlfriend? Mrs. Donchich. You know she's a babe with, too? His family. His family. You know who his family is? You've seen his family? His girlfriend?
Mrs. Donchich.
You know she's a babe, right?
I assume so.
He's married already?
No, it's his girlfriend.
Oh.
Let me show you Luca's mom.
She's got it going on, as they might say.
What?
Luca's mom.
That's his mom?
It's his mommy. His mom looks like she's 24. Oh, yeah. She's probably young. He's 19. That's his mom?
It's his mommy.
His mom looks like she's 24.
Oh, yeah.
She's probably young.
He's 19.
Good for her. Dude, you should meet her.
Good for her.
That's his mom?
His mommy.
Looks like a sister, right?
Right?
Dude, good for them.
What?
I mean, look at this.
Yeah, that's absurd.
Yeah. So there's good genes in that family, Yeah, that's absurd. Yeah.
So there's good genes in that family.
Slovenian genetics.
Is that where he's from?
He's from there.
I don't know what...
His grandma looks like his mom.
She kind of looks like...
She kind of looks like Melania Trump's little sister.
Yeah, I can see that.
Yeah.
Would you rather have your favorite athlete
complaining on Twitter about an airline flight
uh have them be a flat earther or them be an anti-vaxxer airline flight all day
all right you have to pick flat earther or anti-vaxxer flat earth flat earth doesn't
hurt people do you feel like it's like a bit when they're doing, when guys are flat earth. Oh, it absolutely. Everything Kyrie does a bit. He's the king of bits.
Anti-facts.
Um,
Luca's also 20.
So like,
I'm really glad I didn't have Twitter when I was 20.
I feel like I wasn't even rookie of the year.
I think I did have Twitter when I was 20.
No,
are you sure?
I didn't.
I was 2009. So I was 22. No, are you sure? I didn't. I was 2009.
So I was 22.
I was mid, early to mid.
You're one of the oldest people on Twitter that I follow.
I'm only 34.
No, meaning like you've been on Twitter for like the longest.
You're the closest person to me.
If you're an anti-vaxxer and you spend any amount of time on Twitter,
how do you not get shamed into changing your mind?
Because they just get slammed on there.
Is it true that you did not get Parks vaccinated?
I'm kidding.
No.
We pumped him full of all that shit.
Is that how it sounds?
Yeah.
You should get him the rattlesnake vaccination and the last one
he got for his four year it was brutal he's never cried so hard in his life can you get him in your
in your butt uh he he got him in his butt in his his thigh thigh hurts yeah he did not like it
because he's like his daddy didn't have a lot of meat there. No offense, Dylan. It's true. I'm kidding. He's got little skinny legs like his dad.
The arm hurts.
Like, to this day.
The shoulder vaccination hurts.
Yeah.
Or was shot, you know?
Sure.
I don't want that shit.
You think he's going to have chicken legs like you?
I don't think he is.
Man, you know what?
Yes, because his mother also has very skinny legs.
So he just has skinny leg jeans running through him.
Yeah, it's going to be mine if I ever have a child.
He's a little guy, man.
He's a little fella.
You know my dad.
I asked you if you've thought about jockey stuff.
Stop.
He's not going to be that little.
Dude, you could be a millionaire.
Imagine how much crypto you could buy with million a little imagine how much crypto you
could buy with his jockey winnings do you think jockeys make a lot of money uh the goats do the
okay like the the best jockey ever i don't know his name but he's probably worth like one point
he's probably worth like 1.2 million no dude why would you pay a jockey a ton of money
because he's riding a horse i'm because there's a lot of money look it up look up look up he
see the goat if i've had it if i have it money in horse racing. Look up. Is he the goat?
I don't know.
If I have it my way,
horse racing will not have jockeys,
and they're just running wild.
All right, Mike Smith.
Whoever's smart enough to cross the finish line first.
Cha-ching.
That's the noise.
Go, go.
Wait, his name is Mike Smith?
Mike Smith.
Okay.
Mike Smith.
Okay, no, actually.
Whoa.
United States champion jockeys by earnings.
This is per year.
Okay.
Judging by your face right now, I'm way off.
Yeah, you're about to get served.
I'm sorry.
Serve it up, dog.
Garrett Gomez, who was the top jockey from last year.
No, I'm sorry.
This is from 2008.
He made $23 million.
What?
Maybe you should take it back.
Shut the fuck up.
You're like a fool.
How?
Why?
That's unbelievable.
Probably from winning races.
This does say, I should clarify.
I'm not positive.
But this is, it says, there is recognition for the united states
champion jockey by earnings but no formal award is given to the jockey whose mounts earned the
most purse money i don't know if these are it says earnings not purse money oh maybe the horses he
okay i don't think so maybe the wins and he gets a little cut of that but these guys dude these
guys are grinders they don't just do one race a year garrett gomez who won this he raced 214 races no
he won 214 races that year in 2008 so he's just a jockey for hire like they just
yeah they're racing they're doing it all basically gets to ride the best horse a real mercenary yeah
real mercenary yeah no allegiance rightenary. Yeah. No allegiance.
Right.
Just give me your best horse.
That's tight, though.
Dude.
That's a lot of money.
Now you're thinking about the homie.
What if that's how that guy got out of the jail?
Like, they climbed through the hole and then hopped on with Garrett Gomez and Mike Smith.
Dude, these guys are like 5'3", 104 pounds, though.
Like, the homie's not going to be that small.
We may never know.
Hopefully, we will. We'll find out. out we'll and he's a fully grown adult dude the thing is we may never ever know that's
messed up did you guys notice that panini sounds a lot like in bloom the nirvana hit so i i think
i might be like tone deaf because i know that they sounded similar but they weren't similar
enough to where i'd be like,
Oh,
he took that.
I think I'm just deaf when it comes to this stuff.
We talked about Panini on Monday's episode.
I think it slaps.
Dylan does not like it.
I don't hate it.
I think it's better.
I mean,
old town road.
If you're not sick of it by now,
I don't know what you're doing.
You're just,
Panini was a nice little refreshing followup.
IMO. Yeah. Well, uh, think of it by now i don't know what you're doing you're just you need was a nice little refreshing follow-up imo yeah well uh we talked earlier about how much money he made off old town road so kirk cobain definitely now is writing credits on panini because as they were recording
it i think somebody pointed out hey little nas x that chorus sounds exactly like in bloom but
i i don't i feel like they're not close enough to award credit.
It's not like they sampled the exact song.
It just kind of has the same cadence to it.
You know what I mean?
I don't know.
It didn't blow my mind when I heard it.
It's the same melody.
Yeah.
And Lil Nas X, to his credit, was like, oh, yeah, damn.
I'd never heard that.
He said his quote was, I'll read it.
A lot of songs will even come to me
when I'm sleeping or something,
like a melody, and I'm like, wow, that's fly.
But he said he's always seen the cover of Nevermind,
but he's never actually listened to that album.
So he just said, yeah, you know what?
We'll give him the writing credits
of Francis Bean Cobain,
the estate of Kurt, whoever.
They get that money now.
Some of it.
I don't know how much.
I don't know how that works.
So he claims that he created this song, this beat, whatever.
It's just the chorus that sounds like in Bloom's chorus.
It's not like the whole song.
It's not like a beat or anything.
But according to him, it was totally coincidental?
Yeah.
Okay.
Which I think people believe him.
If you think about it, that's going to happen.
It's not like he ripped the entire song.
I mean, he admitted it.
He's like, I've never heard the album.
And I think most people are giving him the benefit of the doubt.
And it's not like he refused to do it and put up a fight or anything.
It's just like, yeah, I'll give him a riding cred.
I would be very interested to know how much.
He has to break them off for it.
My guess is half.
You got to slide him a couple stacks, I'm sure.
Maybe just a little 10-piece.
A little 10-piece?
A little 10-piece for him.
I found the net worth of the highest paid jockey of all time.
It's more than a million dollars, Dylan.
I'm going to say 48 million.
John Velasquez is worth $326 million.
Oh, my God.
Jockey's selling a lot better for parts.
That's amazing.
Would you stop saying he's not going to be that small?
I'm just saying, if he is that small.
That blows my mind.
I'll be his agent.
Let's do it.
I'll take 10%.
Okay.
Well, I'm hoping he's going to grow a little bit more.
He's four.
I'll take $32.6 million.
Will you?
Yeah.
How many people out there you think heard Panini
and thought that he was ripping off a Sturgill Simpson song?
Because, you know, Sturgill does the In Bloom cover.
I know that song, and it's a great song.
I didn't know that it was originally an Nirvana song.
That's why I don't like you.
Of course, The Promise, which is a great Sturgill song, is also a cover.
Yeah.
I don't remember the name.
Do you guys like paninis?
Yeah.
Who doesn't like paninis?
You're a cold sandwich guy.
Sometimes they squirt out stuff on the side.
They get messy.
He's a cold sandwich guy.
No, the group that sings The Promise just hit messy. He's a cold sandwich guy. No, the group
that sings The Promise just hit me. It's like
something in Rome.
I'll look it up.
You know what? I got it, Dave. You know what I'm talking about with paninis?
It's how sometimes they get really messy
because when you bite down on them, they're so crispy.
It depends on what kind of cheese you're going with, I think.
If you have the wrong...
You can't put avocado on a panini
because the avocado will just squirt out the sides
that's true
it drives me nuts
I bought a sandwich from a grocery store the other day
wrapped in saran wrap Dave
I don't know what you want from me here
the more I think about it the more I'm like yeah cold sandwiches
that's what you wrap them in
I don't want anything from you
so The Promise by Sturgill Simpson
which is a fantastic song is a cover think it's just The Promise by Sturgill Simpson which is a fantastic song. It's a cover
of the 1988 song
The Promise by
When in Rome.
When in Rome.
Come on.
I'm more of a fan of The Middle by Jimmy Eat World.
That came out my
senior year in high school, I think.
I actually really liked that album.
A lot of people did.
It was like the...
But you know who would really like that?
Speaking of The Office,
is Jim.
He would be a huge Jimmy Eat World guy.
And you know it.
If you think about it,
it makes all the sense in the world.
Don't get me started on Jim.
We might lose some listeners.
Not a Jim guy.
I think a lot of people
are going in on Jim and Pam.
Is that like a trendy thing to do?
Really going in on Pam. A lot of guys going going in on Jim and Pam. Is that like a trendy thing to do? Really going in on Pam.
A lot of guys going on Pam.
Not just guys.
She screwed over...
What's his face?
Roy?
Yeah.
Roy TFM, by the way.
No, not just that.
Just little things she does that kind of irk people.
I don't really go down that road.
I think it's fine.
I just enjoy the show.
Yeah. Now that you told me that I wasn't like an office that road. I think it's fine. I just enjoy the show. Yeah.
Now that you told me that I wasn't like an office,
like know-it-all,
I kind of want to become one.
You might have just like...
You do know a lot.
I think you're a good wealth of knowledge
when it comes to the office,
but you're not...
It's not a personality trait for you.
I think I'm going out of my way to not make it be.
Because you know it's a bad trait for you. I think I'm going out of my way to not make it be. Because you know it's a bad look.
Yeah. You're not unique
if you're really into The Office.
I think you should give
Parks and Rec a little chance. Season 1
sucks. Seasons
through whatever are actually very
entertaining. It's not fair because I'm comparing it to
The Office and how much I'm going to
enjoy it. While I do enjoy it while I'm watching it.
I'm not enjoying it that much as much as the,
I did with the office,
which is terrible.
Yeah.
Everybody says that too.
All the other scenes are very,
very watchable rewatchable as well.
How,
what do we decide on this Kurt Cobain stuff?
Like,
do we,
do we care that little Nas X is just using like all these grunge bands and
shit from way back? I think he needs to relax a little bit with it wow i think this one was an
accident the night snails ones he straight up used the beat he's a sample so it's that was that
wasn't a coincidence he did it on purpose but this if you're doing it on purpose and crediting i don't
care yeah that's i don't give a shit man that's not that don't rob and thick it. Oh, yeah, dude. They lost their dicks in that fucking lawsuit.
They actually, like,
went to court,
and the judge was like,
I'm sorry. Hand over your dicks.
Cruel and unusual.
He and Pharrell are just walking around dickless.
It was an unprecedented case.
It got overturned.
That's a dangerous precedent to set.
The Ninth Circuit overturned it. Really dangerous precedent to set yeah the ninth circuit overturned
really yeah so they got their dicks back yeah dick versus the united states of america that'll
go down in history should we do this weekend in fun damn yeah as always it's presented to you by
eisenhower's on rainy street we even have a schedule for you if you're looking for fun
dude hit him with that sketch.
Everyone knows that Friday through Sunday
you can drink there
and have the time of your fucking life.
Well, sure.
Mondays, though,
they do a bachelor watch party.
Tuesday, they do a yoga class.
Wednesday, open mic night.
Thursday, live music.
They have something going on every single day.
They do live music Sunday, too, I believe.
Yeah.
Sunday afternoons.
Yeah.
They also have a dope little food trailer out front.
What kind?
Tacos.
Is it?
No.
I think it's a little eclectic.
They got burgers.
They've got a burger.
They got other stuff too.
They have other stuff too.
I've had the burger
and it was like
really, really like
free range shit.
It was good.
Yeah, it's good stuff.
I'm botching this,
but just trust me.
Free range burgers.
You love those.
Mm-hmm.
I will start this weekend in fun.
Okay.
You've never done that before.
Friday night, I will have the homie.
We're laying low.
Might get a movie off.
Might go out to dinner.
I'm not real sure.
But we'll be chilling.
Saturday, I mentioned it earlier, birthday dinner for Intern Klein, our boy, who is moving
to Dallas soon.
We're going to miss him, so we're going to send him off with a little birthday dinner.
And it should be a lot of fun.
And that's all I have.
Unfortunately, I cannot attend.
I will be in San Antonio, Texas.
When are you leaving for San Antonio?
Tomorrow afternoon.
When do you get back?
Sunday.
Damn, you're like going, going.
Yeah, we're staying at a little hill country resort out there.
What's Randy doing?
Fam.
Randy's going to be at the daycare.
It's a little place.
We bring him every now and then.
Okay.
Are they going to take care of him?
Yeah, yeah.
There's a bunch of dogs.
He goes.
They've got a little dog obstacle course.
Is he going to be happy there?
He loves it there. Okay. That's all I care about. The first time I brought him there, it was tough a whole they got a little dog obstacle course he's gonna be happy there that's what he loves it there okay that's all i care about it's the first time i
brought him there i was i was it was tough and he was a little bit scared now when i bring him
he like pops his head up oh yeah he knows where he's going and like i try to like when like they
open the door and i like try to say bye and he just like fucking runs in he deserves it dave
all right man see you see you later yeah that's gonna be tough gotta drop them off for a couple days
tomorrow but that'll be fun unless you guys just want to just watch him y'all should just squad up
at dylan's get randy over there get rosie get parks over there hell yeah just go hard
string some claws with the boys oh shit and your son and the dogs yeah yeah so i'm gonna be doing
that playing some golf down there.
We could have Parks ride Randy around to get some beat on whether or not he's got the balance.
Dude, if you ever get that photo, that's going to do numbers.
Yeah.
Put little goggles and a little hat helmet thing on Parks.
He only weighs 31 pounds.
No whip, though.
I'm telling you.
Now that you know the net worth of the top jockeys,
I can see your wheels turning a little bit more than the first time I mentioned it.
I'm going to go a different way.
I think Parks is a flyweight fighter.
He's like an MMA guy, but in the 125-pound division or something.
I'm thinking middle infielder.
Oh, okay.
That's different.
Like Altuve.
He just has no strike zone.
Right, right. Like Altuve. He just has no strike zone. Right.
Right.
Pedroia?
Yeah.
Dude, I can't pitch to this fucker.
He's got those quick hands, man.
Did you see hashtag Chad roast me last night for watching the College World Series?
No.
Oh, he did get you.
He roasted me.
I watched it.
What's wrong with that?
Because he said I didn't know that Michigan had a baseball team until last night.
Oh.
Which, to be fair, like, yeah, I don't follow Michigan baseball.
I haven't been tracking their progress throughout this entire World Series, though.
But I haven't really watched.
I don't really care.
Who gives a shit?
Did they lose?
They lost last night.
So, winner takes all tonight, baby.
You'd love to see it.
Nothing more dramatic than a game three.
Aren't you going to go to the electric chair with Portnoy and watch it?
Mm-hmm. Yep. Isn and not what they do yep how out of place would you be watching a michigan
baseball game right now he wouldn't watch it i got concert you're just like he's just drinking
claws you're just like oh man should i do it for my apartment tonight should i just go live the
entire time yeah you should you're just sitting there. You're just drinking milk?
What were you drinking last night?
Wasn't it milk?
Whole milk.
Dude, I love it. You trying to gain some weight back?
I love a nice cold glass of milk.
What's trying to stack my ass now?
Dude, I used to drink so much milk.
I actually, I'm going to drink some milk this weekend.
You're a big milk boy.
Do you guys want me to hear what I'm doing this weekend?
Yeah, man.
Hey, we should start calling ourselves the milk boys.
Pretty sure that's been done.
You think? Yeah. I don't know what you're alluding to. Pretty sure that's been done. You think?
Yeah.
I don't know what you're alluding to.
Do I know what you're alluding to?
I think it's a big cat bit.
Oh.
It's a barstool thing.
Why?
Dude, barstool's getting way too much talk on this pod lately.
They're doing so much HBO, man.
It's because Dylan's about to leave and join them.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
They made me a good offer.
I can't turn it down.
I get it, dude.
It's been fun.
They're going to...
Dave's going to let Parks ride his horse. Oh, shit. Actually, this't turn it down i get it dude it's been fun they're gonna dave's gonna let parks ride his horse oh shit actually this is actually i get it it's all
coming together yep that's all makes sense he's the one that owns the horses right i think he
has a couple yeah i was getting tagged in a bunch of uh barstool failing upwards stuff yesterday
when i did my apparel spritz white claw. I don't know if they mentioned something to that
or if people were just tagging them because they like Aperol Spritzes,
but I was like, come on, let my tweet breathe a little bit.
Aperol Spritz has been something, not to flex,
but kind of been an ongoing thing on this pod for a couple of years.
I'm surprised.
And it's really having a renaissance right now.
Yeah, I'm surprised.
Did I start it with my Europe trip?
No.
No.
I think I did.
I don't think you did.
I think you might have driven it into the ground a little bit. I think I was on me. Oh, I'm surprised. Did I start it with my Europe trip? No. No. I think I did. I don't think you did. I think you might have
driven into the ground
a little bit.
I think I was on me.
Oh, no, man.
Hey, you talking about
your weekend or what?
Yeah, I'm intentionally
doing absolutely nothing
this weekend.
I need to recuperate.
And recuperate.
Yeah, after last weekend,
I feel like I owe it to myself
to just have a weekend of will.
So I don't really want to go out, partially because my system's still weird from last weekend.
And I am going to go to dinner on Saturday night with the squadron.
And other than that, I'm not putting any rules on my weekend.
You might be able to catch me at the pool.
Micah and I might be drinking milk poolside this weekend.
You might catch me at your pool.
Okay.
That's fine. I'll bring I might be drinking milk poolside this weekend. You might catch me at your pool. Okay. That's fine.
I'll bring a gallon of whole milk.
Micah seems like the kind of guy that wouldn't drink milk.
He either drinks all the milk or no milk. Like one of
the two.
Yeah.
You've seen his fridge.
He can't fit a gallon of milk in there. His fridge is a disaster.
His fridge is the most full fridge
I've ever seen. It's not great.
No offense.
That sounds like a great weekend. Yeah, I don't know.
I don't really have too much. Maybe watch some Women's World
Cup.
You got a big one coming up. France.
Watch some golf, dude. The tickets for that France-USA
game are insanely priced. You got to support
local, man. You got to golf in
Detroit right now. We do have the
Rocket Mortgage Open. Is open so it's called i
don't know i forget yeah um i'll be watching that oh yeah there's a hometown hometown kid
playing in the tournament from harbor springs they list him from petoskey but like i think
i think he's got a little boat in him you know what they say about petoskey
the best views of harbor that's almost what almost say about Petoskey? The best view is of harbor. That's almost what
the saying was,
but yeah, you're close.
I wish Native Baller
was playing in this tournament.
How does the saying go?
The best thing about Petoskey
is the view of harbor.
No, I actually do like Petoskey.
I do like Petoskey.
I give him a hard time.
Shouts to Petoskey.
Shouts to the Northmen out there.
But, uh...
To the Northmen?
I don't know.
Yeah, I don't know.
I'll be...
I'll be chilling this weekend.
Okay.
Do we have anything else?
That does it, sir.
What a fun podcast.
This was a good one.
If I have to admit, that was a good one.
It was a good one.
This is one I'm going to go back and listen to.
Really?
Yep.
All right.
Dylan, let's go get a lunch off, my guy.
Yeah, let's do it, sir.
All right.
See you guys later.
I guess I'll just fuck off