Circling Back - Brown Bears & Pool Scenes

Episode Date: July 6, 2020

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Starting point is 00:00:00 all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from the lodge my name's will defriest my right david roth uh thanks for that will do you guys see this, uh, good fellas, uh, remake poster with our faces? Shouts to our boy, Ricky. What do we think about this? Like, did, did he get it right? Not from like what images you use, but just like the characters. I think so. It's been too long since I've seen good fellas and I cannot weigh in on this.
Starting point is 00:00:40 Unfortunately. Oh, like do we match the characters portrayed in that? Yeah. I don't know yeah i was told i was told in the comments that uh i was not deniro for whoever made this i don't put off snitch vibes here's the deal i want to be deniro but i i understand that i am probably pesci yeah you're pesci little shithead it's one of those things Wild card It's when all your buddies Got together And like probably I don't know
Starting point is 00:01:08 Ten years ago When you guys all talked about Which entourage guy you were And like you never wanted to No one wanted to give someone Like the Vince label at the time Because that was too dope Except when Dylan was on
Starting point is 00:01:18 The Oh Yeah pod With J.R. Hickey Oh yeah You claimed Vince I did Which is just a ridiculous thing to do. You have to let someone else give you Vince. No, dude, I even
Starting point is 00:01:29 told J.R. that. I was like, look, I feel like a total dickhead saying this, but I said Vince. And he goes, you're the first person to ever say Vince. Yeah, you 100%. I was like, well, that is unbelievable. Yeah, I wasn't trying to sound cocky. It's the only one that made sense to me. Yeah, you weren't trying to. But I. It's the only one that made sense to me. Yeah, you weren't trying to.
Starting point is 00:01:45 But I ended up sounding pretty cocky. I understand. Like, I was self-aware in saying Vince. Oh, yeah, you definitely were. Like, I'm not Turtle. Wow, dude, credit for your self-awareness. I'm not Drama. Drama might be.
Starting point is 00:01:58 I can see you being a little too Drama. You're significantly older than everyone in here. Unfortunately, I am E. You're E. Not happy about that, but that's who I am. You could tell me I'm Turtle, and I would not be happy about it, but I would understand. You have drama attributes, but your demeanor from drama could not be further from him. But you still have drama attributes.
Starting point is 00:02:18 I can see you being in the kitchen wanting to cook what you want to cook, and he's into working out. I could see how you could fit the drama mold you're not drama despite being like the movie star guy is not a dynamic personality by any means he's kind of he's kind of boring in the movie or in the show well yeah so you know whatever oh yeah anyway we get it dude're hot. That's not what I meant. So you're Ray Liotta. Sure. We just need to do Goodfellas. I apologize for the confusion yesterday when we hadn't named a movie for the stream room tomorrow. When we posted a Goodfellas thing, I understand how that threw some people off.
Starting point is 00:02:57 That was just kind of a timing thing. Honestly, it threw me off. When I posted the Goodfellas Photoshop, I thought to myself, oh, we should probably come up with a movie this week. But at no point did I think that those were conflicting interests. So apologies there. But tomorrow's episode in the stream room will be Clueless, which is on Netflix.
Starting point is 00:03:15 As if. That's good. That's really good. As if. You're crushing that. Dude, thank you. I don't want to watch this movie. Can I just put that out there? Dylan just ruined the movie for everybody. You picked it. I know, but I watched it like three weeks ago. Oh, did you I don't want to watch this movie can I just put that out there Dylan just ruined the movie you picked it I know but I watched it like three weeks ago
Starting point is 00:03:28 oh did you I'm gonna re-watch it I did the same thing with Rounders I was phone watching it with Rounders I'd watched it less than a month ago
Starting point is 00:03:35 but I just re-watched it didn't mind actually I think I enjoyed it more the second time around if you want to check out the stream room go to patreon.com slash circlingbackpodcast.
Starting point is 00:03:46 We've got some other major programming notes. Are you ready for this? Yeah. First and foremost, Washed Media has launched a new entertainment podcast starring two familiar faces that you all know, J.R. Hickey and the real Cat Pat. It's called So Many Screens. Go mash that subscribe button. If you want to, go do it very easily.
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Starting point is 00:04:39 It's the Dave Alarm Clock. That'll be big time. They put up a preview episode, but they've got two new episodes dropping tomorrow. Go check it out. So many screens. You can also follow it at SoManyScreens. If you are not familiar, just go check out our feed. We spammed everybody last night with every announcement that we could.
Starting point is 00:04:55 It's actually just me calling you and singing the Entourage theme song from start to finish. Weren't you kind of pissed because there was an unnamed sports podcast that was going to be called So Many Screens that was just like – Yeah, you know, that was tough. Yeah. Don't worry. We've got some really – So Many Screens?
Starting point is 00:05:17 Like the West Coast offense? What are you talking about here? Yeah, just hella screens. Just check. So many checkdowns. Oh, man. Yeah, we've got some names in the hop downs. Oh, man. Yeah. We've got some names in the hopper for that, though.
Starting point is 00:05:30 All of which are fire. They're great. Yeah. Like we finally reveal it's going to be a big, big day. But a lot of hype around this one, too. Yeah. So many? So many.
Starting point is 00:05:42 Not too many. There's never too many. We're going to have them on the live stream. At least know the name of the podcast. We to have them on the live stream? At least know the name of the podcast, Dylan. We should have them on the live stream. Live scream? Oh, that's... Okay, spooky season live stream is happening.
Starting point is 00:05:51 Live scream. The spooky season live stream has to happen. Wow. And this is the new voice for spooky season. I don't know if I like the new voice. I don't either. Dude, the live scream. Dude, the live scream.
Starting point is 00:06:01 That's huge. This is much better. Should we do a spooky movie? Yeah, we're going to do that, Dylan. The scream room is definitely happening, which I'm actually going to be dreading come October because I don't watch scary movies. The scream room.
Starting point is 00:06:17 Scream room, yeah. Yeah, scream room. That's tight. Very impressive stuff. I used to call Dave's dorm that when he was a freshman. Jeez, I can go a number of ways. Yeah. It was dark.
Starting point is 00:06:30 I was always murdering people in my dorm room. Something was getting murdered in there. Come on, man. Also, go follow Circling Back Pod across all social media. Instagram, Twitter, whatever it is. Circling Back Pod is where you need to be following. Leave a review and five-star rating for us. Dude, we've had some absolute little whiny kids in the reviews lately
Starting point is 00:06:48 just complaining that we suggested people wear masks. Well, maybe you should just mind your own beeswax. Dude, they can't leave a review for the government mandating them, so they have to go to their favorite small-to-midsize podcast and leave reviews. I mean, I guess those are the same people who are, I don't know, maybe upset that McConaughey's saying wear a mask or Nolan Ryan below the Ryan Express, anyone? Look, if Nolan's saying it, you have to do it.
Starting point is 00:07:10 If Nolan's saying it, then – and you've got a problem with that. That ain't on me, man. He'll put you in a headlock and just throw about six uppercuts right into your face. Yeah. You talk about a guy – that's got to be your all-time favorite sports moment. You know why? Because you have a guy who's significantly older than the people he's playing with
Starting point is 00:07:28 and he's just a piss out of some young robin ventura i love that immediately oh man he's like i've made a mistake what year did that happen late 90s too oh it wasn't early oh was it no i had to be early yeah no one... Just from the video footage alone. Yeah, it was probably 91 or 92. I've hated Robin Ventura to this day. Yeah, it's very unfair. It's not unfair, but it's like one moment in time. August 4th, 1993.
Starting point is 00:07:54 93. Dude, in the heat, the Texas heat, you charge the fucking Ryan Express. Dude, get out of here. You don't charge Nolan Ryan, dog. What an idiot. No one ever did that after that. I don't think anybody... Do you. What an idiot. No one ever did that after that. I don't think. Do you ever charge a mound? Hell no.
Starting point is 00:08:09 Dude, no. You get high school or even before that, you get in lots of trouble for that shit. I could see myself wanting to do it just to get suspended and just take some time off from actually playing. Dylan, if you try to tell me to wear a mask again,'m gonna charge you charge me then charge your mound i'll put you in a headlock dog good all right i'll get out of it i doubt it make a joke okay that sounds kind of hot emphasis on the naked yeah i'll. Right. My rear will be naked. That's the only part of the rear naked choke that's actually naked. Now we're talking.
Starting point is 00:08:50 Okay. Good card this weekend, by the way. This upcoming weekend. This upcoming weekend. Yeah. Okay. I was going to say, I was kind of craving a fight on Saturday night. We've got Cuban Jesus fighting.
Starting point is 00:09:02 Oh, yes. Let's go. Jorge Masvidal. Oh, the knee guy. The knee fighting. Oh, yes. Or Hey, Masvidal. Oh, the knee guy. The knee guy. Oh, yeah. How do you spell his last name? M-A-S-V-I-D-A-L.
Starting point is 00:09:12 Sick. He's a badass. Maybe an accent over one of the A's. Don't know. I think it's Masvidal. I don't know. I'm not Cuban. Dude, hard to say.
Starting point is 00:09:23 Hard to say. I don't know what Vidal means, but people want more of it. Mas. Living Mas Vidal. That's stupid. But we should do something. That's going to be a fun fight. Something will happen.
Starting point is 00:09:38 Get together virtually? Yeah. Hang out? Ooh, projector screen In someone's backyard Backyard It's Texas in July That's not a problem We can be shirtless
Starting point is 00:09:51 Ooh Rear naked That ends with us fighting Those pop tops And bottoms Good call You don't see that Just a
Starting point is 00:10:00 Me undies party Just a nude watch fest In someone's backyard It'd be weird But We could pull it off maybe. Yeah, I feel like that wouldn't go over well with your HOA. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:10 Yeah. Do you have an HOA? Yes, but I don't. Since I'm leasing, I don't pay for it. I think you should pay for it. It's just included in the lease. I think you should. Did you see our friends The News got an above-ground pool?
Starting point is 00:10:22 No. They did. They did. And honestly, I want to go swim in it. Dude, hold on to that pool. Swim got an above-ground pool? No. They did. And honestly, I want to go swim in it. Dude, I want to swim in the above-ground pool shit. I don't think I've ever swam in an above-ground pool. Must be nice, dude. Yeah, we get it, dude.
Starting point is 00:10:35 Yeah, that is quite the privilege. Well, I will say, northern Michigan doesn't have the same pool scene that Texas has. It's not a necessity in northern Michigan. Here, you could argue, it's like, dude, I need a pool. Well, you also have to think about when you're in a pool, I mean, having a pool in your backyard in Texas,
Starting point is 00:10:53 you can pretty much leave it there all the time. In Michigan, you kind of have to do something with it once it starts snowing. Have you ever played hockey on an above-ground pool? No. Never done that either. That's how they should do the winter classic. They should.
Starting point is 00:11:11 They should just come over to the news backyard and freeze it. I feel like the capacity and the licensing wouldn't be there for that. You could put people, like, upstairs or something, like on the roof. Yeah. It'd be fine. Hey, we have something very important to talk about. What is it? We have a new sponsor. New sponsor alert.
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Starting point is 00:11:42 Dude, get some sleep. Dude, it's sleep aid in a can. Exactly. I mean, that's literally what it is, Dylan sleep. Dude, it's sleep aid in a can. Exactly. I mean, that's literally what it is, Dylan. Yeah. It's a sleep aid in a can. Yeah. Yeah.
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Starting point is 00:13:57 We need you to be alert during this podcast. Please be present for this, David. Should we talk about this weekend in fun? Big weekend. Big holiday weekend for the squad. I mean, kind of. It was probably one of the most uneventful Fourth of Julys I've ever had in my entire life. Pretty tame as far as Fourth of July standards go, for sure.
Starting point is 00:14:15 Well, what'd you do, Dylan? I had parks for Friday and then Sunday. So I didn't have them for the Fourth. The Fourth. Wow, it was truly Independence Day for you. It was. Friday and then Sunday. So I didn't have him for the 4th. The 4th. Wow, it was truly Independence Day for you. It was. I did hang out with. Were you home alone?
Starting point is 00:14:33 Yeah. Well, I hung out with Klein a little bit. Klein brought his new squeeze over and we went for a hike. We went down to the Barton Creek Greenbelt and we went swimming at Sculpture Falls. Huge. I posted about it at DeShivery. Hit it, Will. Add me on the group.
Starting point is 00:14:50 I saw that post. That was a trash post. Yeah, it was a shit post. I thought it was pretty good, man. Like, man, you had one opportunity. Yeah, we went for a little hike, and it was fantastic. We went for a little swim. I came back home.
Starting point is 00:15:01 I took two naps on Saturday. I noticed in your video you didn't post a shirt-off pic. Is it because you are refusing to realize gains still? You just didn't want people to actually see it and how it's going to play out for you? I didn't want to be accused of more thirst trapping, which is totally unfair. I can't pop top without people saying I'm trying to thirst trap.
Starting point is 00:15:26 It's not fair. Okay, Vince. It's not fair that you refuse to achieve gains, honestly. That's not true either. Your brain is suffering. I took two naps that day. Two naps? Two naps.
Starting point is 00:15:39 No one's doing two naps on a holiday. And I started watching a new show. Oh, no. Zero, zero, zero. Oh. I'm going to start it. I'm going to start it. I'm going to start it. Why did we just...
Starting point is 00:15:49 I still don't know why it's called that, but it is entertaining so far. How many episodes in are you? I have watched four. Dylan, just wait. Why is it called Zero, zero, zero?
Starting point is 00:15:59 Just wait. There's no... I honestly... I don't know. Someone's going to tell me. I don't get it. Maybe it's a zero. It's probably a really simple explanation.'re not good fellas and good fellas like they're doing bad things maybe it's a zero-sum game for everyone because there's three there's three main parties involved so you're
Starting point is 00:16:15 saying it's about to pick up i mean yeah it i i i like to start to finish. I mean, look, it's not like – I don't think it's a great show, but I think it's like a really good show. Okay. It's not like – you're not going to be like, dude, this might be one of the best shows. It's not. But it is worth your time. It's like how I feel when I watch Sicario.
Starting point is 00:16:36 The main dude who's the bad hombre, his facial expression – Mexican Army? Manuel, I think. Yeah. His facial expression never changes. I think Yeah His facial expression Never changes Dude that dude Crushes that role
Starting point is 00:16:48 Yeah he does He does He's just Hey Just wait So that was my Saturday Sunday Parks and I went down
Starting point is 00:16:55 To San Marcos And we went swimming Okay For my sister lives Making it easy for him For my sister lives Yeah we got a little swim off Dude the homie is is life jacket free.
Starting point is 00:17:06 Maybe just say they live in Wimberley or something. Yeah, just make something up, dude. No floaties, no life jacket. He's tripped swimming now. Is he jumping in? I'm so proud. He's jumping in. What method did he use?
Starting point is 00:17:15 Did he take after his father and have like a flying squirrel that he says is good but doesn't actually do? You know what he started doing? He loves a cannonball, of course. It's a total little kid move. But he's doing this thing where he just takes one giant step off. He's doing comedy is what he's doing at five. He's just stepping off into the water. Hilarious.
Starting point is 00:17:33 Yeah, it's funny. You know, for a five-year-old, it's advanced stuff. No floaties, man. Wait, so what's the comedy? What is he doing? He's acting like he's taking a step and he just keeps going. The step's not there. He doesn't land it. So he's been watching's acting like he's he's taking a step that he just keeps going like the steps not there he doesn't land it so he's been watching like some old like Warner Brothers cartoons like that's exactly it's a
Starting point is 00:17:52 cartoon coyote like you're stepping off yeah you're stepping off the cliff looks at the camera you turn around any floats in midair for five seconds then they fall down yeah and you walk over and help him out of the pool I'm sorry I was gonna say something I was like oh it's dark I was gonna be like oh then you walk over
Starting point is 00:18:11 with an anvil and I was like you're not doing that I'm sorry and that was my weekend in fun that is truly fun top that bitch
Starting point is 00:18:19 bet you can't how about this got some beef ribs grilled on the grill on the trigger smoked them smoked them at about 250 about three and a half hours or so i can't really remember it was just kind of more going on feel early time in it just here we go it's great dude you're a natural um yeah i did so i got bonus ribs i didn't realize that what I bought was two racks. I popped it open, and just two racks fell out. I was like, cha-ching.
Starting point is 00:18:52 So you just had extra ribs lying around? Did you check with Marilyn Manson and see if they were his at all? They weren't Manson ribs. That was a rumor. I don't think that was actually true. I would not eat a Marilyn Manson rib. So you just got hella ribs at the crib now? Well, no. We ate them all. We went over to the Dudley's
Starting point is 00:19:09 and we had a little backyard fun with the dogs. And I brought the ribs. So it was us and the Dudley's. Dudley? Not Dudley. Dudley's a good name though. Of Club Cool. Check out Club Cool, another WASH Media podcast. Subscribe. Leave a review five stars
Starting point is 00:19:26 yeah we just went over there and watched the dogs and then uh the fireworks started going off and randy started freaking shit even though he was on dogs annex did you know what still it took it like a champ so randy was great when he was a puppy oh really and they're just he got one day like one new year's eve we went out in the backyard. My neighborhood, South Austin has a thing with fireworks. South Austin is firework happy. Well, we were theorizing last night in my family thing that, like, just the complete lack of public fireworks this year definitely made people do the at-home ones even harder.
Starting point is 00:19:59 Yeah, for sure. And I will say this year didn't feel as bad meaning like they weren't going on throughout the night it seemed like around 12 12 30 they were stopped so that was cool but randy we got him a we got him a prescription from the vet and it was like uh whatever the dog relaxer is i just call it dog xanax and you know what it chilled him chilled him out, but he could still hear it and he was still aware. But instead of having the zoomies and shaking, he just kind of laid there kind of just looking at the front door. Like, oh, what's going on out there?
Starting point is 00:20:37 Yeah. Oh, Randy. Also, speaking of backyard pools, the people who live behind me, we share a fence, they have a live behind me, we share a fence. They have a pool, and they were having a wicked, a wicked pool party. Wickedly. Wickedly fun and patriotic pool party. And all I could, I was just sitting in my backyard in a chair while these ribs were smoking,
Starting point is 00:21:01 just listening to them, like listening to like More Than a Feeling and just like classic oldies and just doing gainers and stuff. Playing the boss. Yeah, I was like, man, you guys are having a time over there. Really made me want to pool. Pools are fun, man. Pools are good. Yeah. Your boy did some pool entering this weekend.
Starting point is 00:21:20 That's one way to put it. Did a can opener. Pool entering. Did a can opener. Dude, did you? I did something no one's doing. People do can opener. Pool entering. Did a can opener. Dude, did you? I did something no one's doing. People do can openers. I did...
Starting point is 00:21:29 No, no. So we went to... I didn't want to do much this weekend. Like, I've been pretty open about this. Since we're going to Michigan at the end of the month, I'm trying to stay as safe and healthy as possible. And so we decided on Saturday that we would go out to Sally's parents' pool
Starting point is 00:21:42 and just kind of, you know, do a distance pool sesh. And I jumped in. I did a can opener into the pool, which no one even, like, really registered, even though it was really good. My splash was insane. That's the worst. You do a flawless can opener and no one even acknowledges it. They seemed more annoyed than anything. And I was like, oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:21:59 I'm not talking about everybody. It was mainly just, I'm just going to say it. It was Sally's sister, Emily. She was just not impressed. Emily, be better. She did y'all wrong when y'all left on IG. Yeah, I know. What was up with that?
Starting point is 00:22:10 She called you a loser. Yeah, that was me. I was like, that's a mean thing to say. Yeah, so I did that, and then I didn't leave the pool for the entire time. I just sat there for like five hours. Well, yeah, I mean, why would you? You have a pool. Yeah, I just didn't leave it.
Starting point is 00:22:22 It was very hot. The only time I left was to get out, dry off, and get in the car and go home. Loved it. Felt so good. Did y'all, did Doc smoke anything? Yeah, we had some sausage that was smoked that absolutely knocked the socks off me when it came to the heat. You were wearing water socks?
Starting point is 00:22:38 Mm-hmm. I was wearing aqua socks. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. It was so hot that I had to take them off. You have to protect the bottom of your feet. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:22:44 You don't want to step on like a pebble or something. No, but we had some hot sausage. But the real show was Saturday night. Lobster time. Ooh. Lobster time. Did a little lobster boil. Okay.
Starting point is 00:22:55 I noticed that you cooked lobster in your Lulu shorts. Dude, they were drenched. They were drenched in lobster juices. You're so annoying. So did you have to kill the live lobster? I did. How'd that go? Fine.
Starting point is 00:23:07 Did they scream? So we actually got three lobsters, and I will say we should have gotten the lobsters earlier, but I don't like getting them so early that they're just sitting at our place for a really long time. You got like three lobsters? Mm-hmm. Is that a lot? I don't know. I don't eat a lot of lobster.
Starting point is 00:23:21 Growing up, we would each get our own lobster, about a pound and a half each. Okay. But we had a big boy this time. Two and a half pounds on this thing. I've never, I've never had a bigger lobster
Starting point is 00:23:31 in front of me that I was cracking open. And I have to say, it was absolutely delightful. Absolutely delightful. We had some elotes with it too. Are you kidding me?
Starting point is 00:23:41 What is that? Mexican street corn, dude. Oh. With lobster? I can't do street corn. Yeah. I like street corn, dude. Oh. With lobster? I can't do street corn. Yeah. I like street corn.
Starting point is 00:23:48 Antietam salad. Mayonnaise? Sally makes her own mayonnaise, so. Don't poo-poo my wife's mayonnaise, dude. I'm not talking about Sally's. I'm just talking about mayonnaise on corn. Will you apologize for poo-pooing my wife's mayonnaise? Don't you put mayonnaise on breakfast sandwiches? Which one are you always-
Starting point is 00:24:03 Sally, I'm officially not apologizing. On my Friday sandwiches, I put mayonnaise, yes. God, you're stupid. No, actually, it hits. I mean, considering, like, so when you first said that, I was kind of disgusted. But the more I thought about it, I was like, you know what? It kind of makes sense. Like, mayonnaise is essentially just egg and oil anyway.
Starting point is 00:24:21 Wait, so where did the mayonnaise come into play in the lobster dish? In the street corn corn oh okay yeah i thought there was a mayonnaise element to the lobster which that that was like i'm just not advanced well if you're if your fourth of july is not mayo heavy then what are you doing if there aren't if every side dish isn't drenched in mayo then it's not glad you said that i didn't even um i didn't even do a rub or a marinade on my ribs. I just did mayonnaise. Dude, I bet there's a world where if you just coated the top in mayonnaise, I bet it would end up tasting phenomenal. When I was a kid, I used to make mayonnaise and cheese sandwiches all the time.
Starting point is 00:24:54 That was my snack. Just cheddar cheese and mayonnaise on white bread. We get it, man. You grew up significantly wealthy. Mayonnaise and cheese, dog. It's just unbelievable. It's so gross. I would just do the thing where we had the Kraft singles,
Starting point is 00:25:09 and I would go eat them, and I would take them out of the fridge, and then I would eat them in a chair, and then I'd take the plastic wrappers and just shove them into the cushions of the chair. That's such a trash move. I know. It's quite garbage. Seven-year-old me was absolute garbage.
Starting point is 00:25:23 And then one day, my parents were doing some cleaning, and this was a chair that only I sat in. And I think they, like, touched the chair, and they heard this crackle. And they were just like, what is that? And they took the cushion off, and there were just hundreds of Kraft Singles wrappers underneath the chair. Just moldy cheese oil? No, the scary thing is that it wasn't moldy because it's Kraft Singles.
Starting point is 00:25:43 Yeah, it's like a Big Mac. If you leave it out for, like, two years, it wasn't moldy because it's Kraft Singles. Yeah, it's like a Big Mac. If you leave it out for like two years, it just doesn't change. Mm-hmm. Preservatives. Oh, is that true? You can just eat a two-year-old Big Mac? You can't, but someone has probably.
Starting point is 00:25:56 In that movie, they did it with the fries. The Super Size Me movie, I believe. What do you guys think about gravy on fries? I've never had it. I think that's a Northeastern thing. I mean, I've dipped the fries from, what do they call it, Popeyes? about gravy on fries i've never had it i've i think that's a northeastern thing i mean i've dipped the i've dipped the fries from uh what do they call it popeyes popeyes no popeyes oh popeyes whatever their fries are called i've dipped them in the gravy from popeyes oh yeah it's incredible no it is but there's like a northeastern delicacy maybe
Starting point is 00:26:20 it's just like a western or upstate it's thing. It's from Super Troopers, the movie. Yeah, so it makes sense. It says they're going to Canada to get French fries and gravy. They do that. And it's fine. I'm sure it's good. I love both those things. Oh, and ketchup. Ketchup hits, Dave. I should have known this.
Starting point is 00:26:34 Ranch, too. I'm going to botch how you say this. My Canadian heritage is not going to serve me well here. Poutine? I think that's correct. Yeah, I think that's i think that's correct yeah i think that's it because it's french fries with gravy and cheese vladimir poutine i mean do not don't send me your photoshops
Starting point is 00:26:54 please have you just drenched in gravy and cheese well that i wasn't thinking that i was thinking more of that but yeah that's 10 000 patrons and I'll drench myself in gravy and cheese. Lukewarm gravy, not piping. We're making too many Patreon promises, I think. 10,000. Is someone keeping track of all these? I'm waiting to do mine. Let me do EPO, guys.
Starting point is 00:27:18 Just let me do it. I had a conversation with Micah. He's like, if you want to go in on it, I'll do it too. Did you see him this weekend? Yes. I did lobsters with Micah. He's like, if you want to go in on it, I'll do it too. Did you see him this weekend? Yes. I did lobsters with Micah. Oh, okay. Yep.
Starting point is 00:27:30 So Micah. He was on fire on the gram. He was wearing his RG. Oh, yeah. Fourth of July edition. And his hair is just all over the place. He's on fire right now. He made painkillers.
Starting point is 00:27:43 And I have to say, they were great. Oh, yeah. He got, as a wedding gift, he got a Margaritaville margarita machine. Yeah. And I didn't know how hard those things actually went until I actually saw it doing it. It just shaves the ice for you. It just comes with the Harrys? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:03 Different kind of shave, I think, Dave. I suck. Yeah, I'm not good. You're terrible. If you guys told me to leave, I would. Is it well-shaved ice? Yes.
Starting point is 00:28:14 Dude, it made a damn good margarita. The consistency was perfect. Wow. Restaurant quality. It'd be real shame if I ever got an invite. Dude, they're like $400, those things. Real shame if I ever got an invite, is what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:28:26 I'll say this. We're not inviting people over to our domiciles. You're not allowed over. Maybe we can do a patio one. We can convince Micah to go out there and do it. See, I just want to link with the squad. That's all I want to do, man. I know.
Starting point is 00:28:38 Dude, I had a great backyard visit with the Duds. Grace is killing it. Such a good dog. I want to go see Micah in his element just mixing drinks and cooking and talking shit.
Starting point is 00:28:50 That's what I want to see. Laura made a key lime pie. If only we could get him on a podcast soon that'd be real tight. He needs his own podcast. He needs like a talk like Mind of Micah.
Starting point is 00:29:00 He needs like he needs to come under the umbrella. Hey if you are a listener if you're a listener and you don't know who Micah is, tweet us. I'm curious. Well, yeah, shame on you, but I just like seeing how many new, new, new listeners we have.
Starting point is 00:29:13 So shoot us a tweet, at dcarteruff on Twitter, and just say who is Micah. At dcruff on Instagram. Right. Add me on the group. Thank you. Sorry, that was a little delayed.
Starting point is 00:29:24 Well, those are some fun weekends guys it wasn't a bad one i went into the fourth of july weekend thinking that it was gonna suck and i came out of it uh i ended up having a pretty good time i was binging homeland no you weren't yeah i finished season seven now i'm on season eight season seven was delightful really yeah i feel like everyone just bitches about that show. I know. And maybe I just needed the three. Homework? They just had the final season.
Starting point is 00:29:50 Did not even know that they were still going. I think I benefited from taking a three-year hiatus. But I really enjoyed. I'm enjoying it. I'm like, dude. Carrie. I will say Claire Danes is a top ten leading actor of the last 20 years on television. And Saul, I can't remember the actor's name,
Starting point is 00:30:12 he might be top five comforting characters when he's on the screen. When you just see him, you're just like, there's Saul. My mind is blown that this show is still on. Dude, I mean, they're getting a little loco with the storylines, but it's good. Okay. And I know a lot of people, like myself, gave up on it, but I was bored, and I was like, you know what? I'm going to get back into Homeland.
Starting point is 00:30:32 Interesting. Saul's real name is Mandy. Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah. Mandy. Isn't that a Barry Manilow song? I can't hardly wait. Wasn't it about his dog?
Starting point is 00:30:47 Something like that. Okay. Dude, that movie sucks. Shut up. Shut up. Dylan doesn't like that movie? No, no. He's talking about the people who complained when we did it on the screen room.
Starting point is 00:30:58 You privately, to me, complained. No, I didn't. I love that movie. You know Dylan hasn't watched any of these movies yet? He's just been reading the Wikipedia. Wait, is this like the LeBron decision? Dylan's like, man, it was two hours. It was not that.
Starting point is 00:31:09 No, it was exactly one. It was actually one hour. Precisely one hour, Dylan. I'm watching the movies. Shut up. Did you watch the LeBron thing? Yes, I watched the first hour thinking that I was only watching the first half of it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:25 Because I set it to record and I pulled it up and it said two hours on the phone. I love it when they do credits mid-episode. So I guess it recorded an hour after the show. Dylan, you're fine. I'm sick. I'm just sick of you. Who's your cable provider? I am a YouTube TV guy, David.
Starting point is 00:31:42 Really? Yeah. You saw they're jacking up the price. Yeah. Yeah. They're giving me a bunch of channels that I don't really want. As Kyle Bandujo noted on Twitter, and probably many people, honestly, well, I can't wait to pay for these channels that I'll never watch.
Starting point is 00:31:56 Yeah, thanks for VH1. Yeah, Alyssa was like, yeah, we're getting MTV and VH1 now. I was like, cool, we don't watch that. Did you see the tweet going around the other day about uh mtv tweeted out their schedule uh-oh they tweeted out their their schedule in like a graph or like it looks like an excel spreadsheet and it's embarrassing that they would even draw attention to this they play so much ridiculousness there are certain blocks of the day where they just play Ridiculousness for 12 straight hours. It's just like, this is embarrassing. Who's the blonde girl?
Starting point is 00:32:28 Chanel West Coast. She's still on there? I don't know. I would have quit after I got pelted in the face with a ball three different times. I was out after Big Black. Fantasy Factory was good. When Big Black died, that's when I kind of washed my hands of Rob Dyrdek. I was just like, you know, I watched Robin Big for Big Black.
Starting point is 00:32:45 We're buddies. Remember the Buddy song? Kind of. I feel like you and the homie just play that around the house. Dude, I love Robin Big. Fantasy Factory was funny, too. But Ridiculousness is too much Rob Dyrdek. Wait.
Starting point is 00:32:56 I might have my timeline wrong. What was the first? It was Dyrdek and Big Black. It was Robin Big. Robin Big. Then Fantasy Factory. Then Fantasy Factory. And now it's Ridiculousness.
Starting point is 00:33:05 So now it's just his Tosh.0. Yes. Didn't you call your freshman year more than Fantasy Factory? Oh, I did not. Ridiculousness is, I will say, objectively bad. Yeah, it's not good. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:16 It's America's Funniest Home Videos. I do like Rob Dyrdek, though. I do, too. I just don't like him in that role. It seems forced. But Big Black. Again, Daniel Tosh did this for years. Big Black was so funny.
Starting point is 00:33:27 22, son. 22s. That's really good. 22-inch arms. Didn't realize you were doing big black impressions. 22s. I got 22s, too. That's why.
Starting point is 00:33:34 Yeah, do you? Have you seen the Jeep today? You put 22s on it? I did. Damn. They're spinning. 22s, son. They're still spinning.
Starting point is 00:33:43 Still. They spin. We've been in the studio for about an hour now. They don't stop. They're don. 22, son. They're still spinning. Still. They spin. We've been in the studio for about an hour now. They don't stop. You got spree wells? They're don't stoppers. You put spree wells on them. I did.
Starting point is 00:33:52 Seems unnecessary. Well, I did. Can you imagine, Dave? I had quite the Fourth of July weekend. He shows up with spinners. You just let free of rain, dude. I traded ribs for spinners. Jeez. That sounds like quite the flex. I spent some fire ribs. Well, you know, I'm ribs for spinners. Jeez.
Starting point is 00:34:06 That sounds like quite the flex. I'll spend some fire ribs. Well, you know, I'm a good negotiator. Do you know what else is a flex? Vincero? Showing up to a party. Whoa. Rocking a Vincero watch.
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Starting point is 00:34:53 you can even go about getting two of these to mix it up, one for work, one for play. You can just do it any time. It's amazing stuff over there. Yeah, mine's murdered out, by the way. My Ventura. You had to. It's tight just saying
Starting point is 00:35:07 what you were just like give me give me the murdered out one you could lose in the strap pretty much i went with the rose gold i think it's the chrono s oh look at you it's just it's just classy look at you i mean i'm looking at like yeah the chrono s is just a good looking watch yeah they have murdered out ones. They've got other ones. It's just tight. It's tasteful, and it's not too in-your-face, like, whoa, look at this guy. He's like a shipping magnet. Yeah, you don't want to be the guy who's, like, flexing so hard.
Starting point is 00:35:34 You want to be a little more understated. It's like, oh, this guy, he's doing well, but he doesn't talk about it publicly. Much like his finances. Much like his finances. He has, like, art around his house. I believe mine is the Icon Automatic Mesh Matte Black. That's the one I copped. You didn't have to swag that hard, dude.
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Starting point is 00:37:03 message platform f1 we like a platform to talk sports more yeah it'd be fun we need a platform that's like kind of just its own standalone thing i think yeah yeah we'll get there yeah we don't have to talk f1 i'll spare you guys but i will say that if anyone uh watched that that race yesterday boy were you in for it dylan almost got there he saw he saw them cross the finish line which must have just been really electric for you. No, legit. I turned it on about 20 seconds after they crossed the finish line. I was really disappointed.
Starting point is 00:37:32 Yeah. I'll tell you this, guys. Mainly you two. Bad day to be a Bryson hater. Dude, my golf group text has never been more divided We gained another one on my side My pro Bryson side We gained another one last night
Starting point is 00:37:49 Are you pro? Yeah, I'm pro I'm pro Okay And my buddy, he did a screenshot of his notes app Claiming in the group text that he's officially pro Bryson now So there's two of us Here's the deal
Starting point is 00:38:00 First of all He's not going anywhere This is He's going to be a problem until i think until he just gets tired of consuming until he needs his back fused back fusion um maybe i think there's going to be a hip flexor issue if i had to guess at some point but dude he he's going to win he's going to contend for every major. He's probably going to win a major this year. This isn't going away. He's like –
Starting point is 00:38:34 He's mashing. He's mashing past Matt Wolfe. He's pissing. Piss missiles, dude. Piss missiles. Piss missiles. And, like, I understand this, like, when people are like, oh, I'm tired of hearing of it.
Starting point is 00:38:45 Like, I understand, like, that some storylines can just get, you know, ran into the ground. It's also not his fault. It's not his fault. And, honestly, if the storyline they're going to put in my face is this dude just got yoked and just now he added, like, 60 yards to his driver. Like, that's a storyline I don't mind having uh smashed into my head every week so the story behind the weight gain it's it's not that he gained all that weight to increase his like club head speed as much as like to protect his back so he could really like unleash on the ball right that's kind of what's going on here didn't he say that yeah i've seen that he's had
Starting point is 00:39:22 like core like core muscle muscle just to support his back so he can actually go all out with his swing. Yeah. Sorry, this guy walked by aggressively talking on his Bluetooth. Love it. No one's doing his Bluetooth anymore. Just charging into the office late, trying to act like he's doing something. Yeah, no.
Starting point is 00:39:41 The only thing about him is I really like the idea of Bryson. It's just watching him play, and especially now that there's no crowd and you can hear them and they're mic'd up, he's so annoying on the course. Like when he hits like a whip. Be careful, dude. Be careful. Don't tarnish his brand right now. Okay.
Starting point is 00:40:01 We didn't even get to that. Yes, that was absurd absurd that was an absurd thing to say you saw that right i did where he had a confrontation with the cameraman because yeah it's like dude he caught him in a bad moment yeah wait like it's not a puff piece man if you're playing a golf tournament i i understand okay i will say this i understand the thinking behind what he's saying but actually putting that into practice. Like, what is he talking about? You can't just protect yourself. You can't do asshole things
Starting point is 00:40:29 on national television with an, like, I guess there's no one around him and expect it not to get out. Like, your brand is your brand. Your brand is what you do. Right. What I'm more annoyed by is like when he, when he mashes like a gap wedge 20 yards over a green
Starting point is 00:40:46 and he's just like I can't believe it just just his reaction to himself where he looks at his caddy and he's so shocked it's like you're shocked that you don't have your your wedge distances dialed in because you're an absolute like ogre of a human right now like do you think he's doing that just to like show off probably it seems like there's some of that there is one moment uh one of the par fours that's drivable for no one except for him apparently all-time flat when he let the when he let the uh he let who was his partner yeah troy merit yeah he goes yeah you can probably hit first i'm gonna wait for it to clear it's a 399 yard par four that's what you do as a joke when you're with your buddies drinking beers and then you go up there and just like sh, shank one into the woods.
Starting point is 00:41:27 And, you know, it's funny. We got yelled at at Kaiser on the first tee box for waiting for the green to clear. And that downwind, and that hole is, like, 310. Yeah. Like, all right, sir. Yeah, I guess we'll go ahead and just tee off. I guess I'll lay up instead. I'll change my strategy so I don't hit the guys in front of me.
Starting point is 00:41:43 Not this piss missile. I was going to hit a piss missile, sir. It's piss missile. Callaway's next driver has to be called the piss missile, right? Well, they wouldn't go with the pipe like we always wanted them to. They're going to end up going with pipe at some point, and we're just going to be devastated. Some say that's why Chad left.
Starting point is 00:41:59 He was just lobbying for piss missile? No, he wanted the pipe, and they were like, Chad, we're not doing the pipe. And he was like, you know what? I'm out. Shout out to Chad having 100,000 followers on TikTok. Chad took his talents to the Metroplex. Dude, Chad's just flexing on TikTok. I log into TikTok once a week, maybe.
Starting point is 00:42:16 And I was like, you know what? Let me check out who I follow. And I clicked on Chad's profile and I saw a K next to the 100. And I was like, are you shitting me? I didn't even pick up that that was TikTok. Is he active on there? Yeah. I'm in on TikTok.
Starting point is 00:42:32 Is it Dude Perfect content or is it Chad content? Both. He's doing it all. It's Chad Perfect. Chad Perfect has legs. It's just Chad being a dad. Chad Perfect's a good handle. It literally is him being a dad. Chad Perfect's a good handle. I mean, it literally is some of him being a dad. It's great.
Starting point is 00:42:46 I can see that. Well, I mean, his daughter is the cutest kid. She really is, man. Objectively cute. Should be on the label of a food. Like magazine. Gerber baby. Cutter, cute.
Starting point is 00:42:57 Yeah. Yeah. How do we get on TikTok? Bryson is just, he's very on the course you're just like dude can you just be a little bit less i don't know but at the same time it's like you know what dude if you're gonna make up for it by going to that next t-box and just swinging your dick off like he swings so hard like i'm i'm worried about it it might just fly off yeah i don't have the proper support.
Starting point is 00:43:25 I hope his dick stays attached. Yeah, me too, honestly. He is fun to watch on the tee box. So, like, they were, you know, normally when they do, like, the Conical, what is it, Conica Minolta swing cam vision? Yeah. I'm like, all right, dude, we get it. Watching his, though, when they point out, like, that his left shoe,
Starting point is 00:43:43 like, he has to, like, pivot around, pivot around the back heel or his left heel or something. That's what makes me uneasy. To keep like, because if he kept his left foot flat, his back would explode. And he has no lag in his swing either. He's just stiff and he gets muscles every bit of it. It's crazy. Oh, there's some lag.
Starting point is 00:44:02 There's not much lag. They call him the lag daddy? He swings that back swing. He's crazy. Oh, there's some lag. There's not much lag. Look at this. Do they call him the lag daddy? He swings that backswing. He's as stiff as it gets. He's stiff? Yeah. Like at that level. Maybe you know more about his stiffness than I do.
Starting point is 00:44:14 At that level, that's as stiff as it gets for a drive. You're the stiff king. Who's the stiffest driver in this room right now? I don't know. It's hard to say. Maybe you would do a little short backswing. Not to bring up Chad again, but it was always kind of insulting
Starting point is 00:44:29 when Dylan would get a special shaft on his driver because he swings harder. And it was just like, yeah, okay, we get it. Send a separate text to not shame us. Dylan, do you need extra stiff? It always helped Dylan hit a bunch of fairways. Oh, my God. Go on.
Starting point is 00:44:44 Go on, man. But yeah, either embrace it Dylan hit a bunch of fairways. Oh, my God. Come on, man. But, yeah, either embrace it or you're not going to like golf for the next five years. Probably the next three. I'm going to say he's got a three-year window. I understand the complaints from people. And if you're, like, really hardcore into watching golf, then you are going to have this overexposure to him.
Starting point is 00:45:03 And I understand why you get annoyed with that. But from the PGA's perspective, there aren't that many other engaging storylines happening right now and so embracing Bryson is literally their only move exactly well best case scenario Brooks comes back I don't know if Brooks is in the field this week he'll obviously be back for Memorial uh Brooks comes back and they have they go at it and it's just like a battle of like Brooks who we thought was the alpha
Starting point is 00:45:27 versus Bryson who like became the alpha this is like this is like when Dan first wrote the Paige Spirnak thing for TFM
Starting point is 00:45:37 like the following week it was just like alright we gotta do another Paige piece because like that thing just crushed yeah it's like alright
Starting point is 00:45:42 keep it running but it's just Bryson and dudes well like are they i saw people complaining about like uh cbs crew you know like yeah we get it he hits he hits the ball a long way are they not supposed to like note that he's like 50 yards up further than everyone it's like you have to note that like it is absurd yeah do y' all remember I told you about a guy? I went to a golf tournament in Conroe, Texas, and there was a guy who was a pro slash semi-pro who had the yips, and he was hitting his driver, like his tee shots, off the deck.
Starting point is 00:46:17 Remember I told you that? Kind of. I usually tune out when you're talking. He was a few strokes off the lead for a lot of this tournament. Mark Hubbard, he finished T12. That's the guy that – was it was crazy is that why you go off the deck all the time no no what was the thought going off the deck for him i'm curious he had the yips man it was a mental a mental thing i guess he thought it i mean in his brain it was more of just a an approach shot than actually teeing up and letting it fly.
Starting point is 00:46:45 I don't know. That's scary. That's absolutely frightening. Good for him. You got it sorted out, though. Once again, I unsuccessfully bet on golf. Big boy stacks. It's all right, though.
Starting point is 00:46:56 We're learning the game a little bit. I'm going to bet on Victor Hovland for the next five years. I don't understand how anyone is successful betting in golf. I don't know. It just never made sense to me. I need to understand how anyone is successful betting in golf. I don't know. It just never made sense to me. I need to stick to the prop bets. Yeah. And the matchups.
Starting point is 00:47:10 I like betting on Victor because I just really like the guy. He's got a very likable personality. Sure does. And he's got the Northern European thing. That's just like a funny accent. Not funny, but you know what I mean. It's very pleasant. Where do you land on Matt Wolfe?
Starting point is 00:47:31 He puts off vibes of a kid who played select baseball his entire youth. And he's kind of like was a coveted baseball athlete. You're thinking of Brooks Koepka, I think. I know, but but just his attitude. He's overly nice. Yeah. You could hear him like, hey, great shot, man. And I'm like, I think it's genuine, but it can be a little cheesy.
Starting point is 00:47:56 And then that Taylor made the match they did a couple last month with Ricky and them. He kind of came off as a little annoying. I like watching him play. His swing, I think, is really interesting. Trying to elevate his brand to match the brands that were already established during that. But it made me not like him very much when he was doing that, unfortunately.
Starting point is 00:48:19 Yeah, I'm not going to root against him because of his personality. His personality is probably fine. It's just some, you know – so they're all mic'd up, and you can kind of tell when some of the players are playing up for the mics and the camera, and they're going to try to get airtime, which I don't blame you for. You're an independent contractor. You need to go push your brand. Just don't push your brand by attacking a cameraman for recording you taking a gash at the bunker.
Starting point is 00:48:48 The absurdity of just complaining that a guy's doing his job and taping you doing your job and you getting mad at him for the actions that you are taking on the course. Look, he's kind of a boner. You know? He is. Dude, shut up. You're a boner. Yeah, it's fair.
Starting point is 00:49:05 I didn't mean that. Something about, I don't know why, something about him screams baseball guy. I thought you were talking about Bryson for a sec. Oh, no, no, no. I actually like Matt Wolfe. I'm a Matt Wolfe guy. Not like big time, but. I'm kind of in the middle.
Starting point is 00:49:19 I love his wild ass swing. I like watching him, so I guess that's all that really matters. Yeah. Do you think Bryson could hit dingers? Bryson? he's like the big hurt now i don't want him standing over the plate he could hit dingers dog if he knew how to swing a bat he'd go up no no gloves he would there'd be some like scientific explanation for it too be like the feel like bryson just shut up that's the other thing that's kind of annoying to watch watching him like labor over his like green yardage book and stuff and his notes,
Starting point is 00:49:47 I'm just like, man, you just don't look like you're having any fun. I don't know if he is all the time. Is he kind of like a Brooks and he just doesn't even like it? He's just wickedly talented. Stop, Dave. What? He is. Is he not? Is he not Is he not He's talented
Starting point is 00:50:06 Goodly Goodly talented Azim Azhar You couldn't mess that name up Worse than he did I'm Azim Well I was reading the name
Starting point is 00:50:18 That when I googled John Travolta Oscars No not you Him He messed it up Worse than Well you know that... It doesn't get worse.
Starting point is 00:50:26 Some people were trying to say that she was actually in Wicked. Is that right? No. Come on. No. And I'm just going to go ahead and say, I responded on Twitter.
Starting point is 00:50:36 I didn't know anything about her. I don't know why I so emphatically said no when you asked that question. I think I said it thinking Will was going to jump in right after me and correct me, and it would have been kind of funny. I didn't know who Medina Denzel was until you guys even brought her up. You answered it with the confidence of someone who watched it yesterday.
Starting point is 00:50:54 Yeah, I did. I didn't even know who she was outside of John Travolta. He said no so fast, and I was like, yeah, no way she was. You have to be right. And then I was like, oh, maybe she wasn't. And then people made it very clear. Love it when someone lets me know six days after the fact. I'm like, yeah, man, it's been litigated.
Starting point is 00:51:12 Was she in Hamilton? No. You watched that like three times this weekend, right? I still haven't seen Hamilton. I haven't seen it. I'm going to end up watching it, but I'm not going to be psyched about it, but I'm probably going to end up liking it. I will watch the Elton John thing again before I watch Hamilton.
Starting point is 00:51:27 I kind of want to do like a chump to champ where I just fight Lin-Manuel Miranda or whatever his name is. You want to fight it? You don't like him? He's very polarizing. I think he's super, super talented. I think he's very, very smart, and I think he's probably one of the most talented top-to-bottom people in Hollywood.
Starting point is 00:51:43 How talented? Wickedly talented. Wickedly talented. Wickedly talented. But there's something about him that just makes me want to take the back of his head and just rub it in a pile of snow. I just want to beat him up for some reason. You should just go beat him up. That's like northern bullying at its finest.
Starting point is 00:52:00 If you whitewash somebody, it's done. I see a lot of people. Maybe I should watch Hamilton because I saw a lot of people being like, he's not even like the fifth, fifth most talented person on the stage. I've heard it's, I heard there's just a heaters out there. Yeah. We'll see. I don't know. It's one of those things I'm so late on it that I can't enjoy it if I watched it, even
Starting point is 00:52:22 if it was good because so many takes, I've already consumed so many takes on it that I'm not going to be able to go in with a clear mind. Yeah, that's fair. It's also really long. Like what, three hours? I don't know. Act one, as I was told, an hour and a half. I can't do that. Yeah, it's tough.
Starting point is 00:52:39 How's the music in it? Heat? Probably. Probably. I'm worried about, I'm worried that I'm not going to understand it. Yeah. I'm worried I'm not going to keep up. You give me wouldn't understand it vibes for sure. It's going to be one of those movies
Starting point is 00:52:51 where Sally can tell that I'm just sitting there blank faced and she pauses it and she's like do you need me to explain what's going on right now? And then I go yes. I'm actually pretty bad at following complex movie plots. Yeah I'm really worried about that when it comes to Hamilton. It's not my strong suit. I'll report back. Did y'all see Bryson's post-round interview?
Starting point is 00:53:08 Yeah. By the way, one of the all-time worst trophies. It's a bad trophy. Be easy on the Rocket Mortgage, dude. It's early in its days, you know. Did y'all hear the protesters? Uh-uh. Yes.
Starting point is 00:53:25 You could hear, because I was hearing air horns, and I could tell. There's not a weather delay. But, yeah, a 50-person. It's like at Kaiser when it's Saturday, and you can hear a lax tournament going on over in the field, like over the woods. Yeah. My home course, Tangle Ridge,
Starting point is 00:53:43 is right near some softball and baseball fields so there's some holes where you can just hear like over-aggressive parents like squish the ball Jason come on Jason too much why is it second Jack squash the bug yeah come on come on Jason um we talked about our friends at Postmates real quick please oh you never ask cuz if you're like me you probably start thinking about what to eat for dinner while you're eating lunch. I'm thinking about it right now. I was going to say, I'm thinking about it right now. Pretty much the first thing I think about when I wake up in the morning is just being like,
Starting point is 00:54:12 Hey, Sally, what do you think we're doing for dinner tonight? Do I need to go to the store or anything? Let me know. I love food, and that's why I love using Postmates. But I kind of love them even more right now because I can get food delivered without leaving the house or even opening the door. Given what's going on in the world, they created non-contact deliveries. So when I order from local restaurants, everything gets left right outside the door.
Starting point is 00:54:32 It's the best. I respect the drivers and stuff, and I respect their grind, but I like that they're just doing contactless, you know? I like to open my front door. I give them like five seconds to get down the walkway and then I open my door and get it.
Starting point is 00:54:48 And I always like when they turn around and give me a wave and I wave back. It's just kind of fun. You used to give them a good handshake and a look in the eye
Starting point is 00:54:54 whenever they delivered your meal. So now that they're doing non-contact, it's kind of less personal for you. Sometimes I was just doing straight up fist bumps.
Starting point is 00:55:02 Do you know they even have Postmates Pickup? Really? Yeah. you can use that to order takeout from your favorite local restaurants as well so you guys need to be supporting local neighborhood spots right now they need it more than ever and that's why we've been ordering local because it's a great way to support your community so that's not like a truck month initiative that's correct okay so your postmates doesn't he doesn't arrive in like a 350 correct correct yeah it's different than I thought.
Starting point is 00:55:25 Yeah, for sure. But they don't just deliver burgers and sushi. They actually make life easier by picking up everything you need from Walgreens and 7-Eleven and dropping it off right outside your door. I'll tell you one thing. If there's one place I don't really feel like going to right now, it's definitely Walgreens. They've got everything I want, but stepping in there is just a little scary. So just download the Postmates app on iOS or Android, find your favorites, and get anything you want delivered within the hour.
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Starting point is 00:56:19 that why he's like part of his contract was to drink it i don't i mean i don't know it seemed really aggressive i've never seen i mean he worked in that whole monologue about all of his sponsors like nascar drivers who have like a sip of milk and then a pepsi and then other yeah like why are you drinking all this stuff he lit he just tipped it back and pounded it mid-question like wait let's just wait dog you could wait 10 minutes like the pro you're not going to miss out on protein synthesis man like one minute i mean those interviews are quick that dude i'm telling you man this dude's a wild card is he still dating that uh instagram model i don't know he was he was dating like a super instagram he's married to gains at this point dude that's true wow unlike some people
Starting point is 00:57:00 That's true. Wow. Unlike some people. Stop. Should we talk about this bear in Wisconsin? Yeah. So obviously we love a good animal story. The mitten state.
Starting point is 00:57:15 No. No one's doing that, David. Is it not? No one's calling it the mitten state. Anyone who calls it the mitten state is just an absolute fool Why'd you get him started? Because it's funny It's just mind-blowing that these people in Wisconsin Think that it looks remotely like a Mitten
Starting point is 00:57:30 What's it look like? It looks a little bit more Mitten-y than Mitten Shut up, I like Wisconsin, that's the issue I like Wisconsin, and I want to like them The only thing I don't like about Wisconsin Is the Green Bay Packers That's all I don't like The Mitten-ly talent
Starting point is 00:57:44 Everything else I love, though. Madison? Wickedly beautiful. That's the town that I said I would like to go visit. Probably. You wouldn't be welcome there. You don't think they would? Why?
Starting point is 00:57:56 Okay. Because you're a jerk. I've heard that, too. Fuck. I've heard they don't want you there because you're a jerk. They had J-Bone. Here, do you guys want to watch this video real quick? Yes.
Starting point is 00:58:05 Love videos. Cool. Is this a viral vid? I don't know. I'm still getting used to the studio. The fact that we're trying, it makes me happy. Yeah, I'm not good with our studio stuff. Oh, look at you, man.
Starting point is 00:58:12 Dude, you crushed this. Dude, let's go. Dude, close those other tabs. Let's go! All right, here we go. You ready? So this bear was just swimming, and these people saw it with a jar on its head. A big plastic jar.
Starting point is 00:58:28 See these assholes who litter. If I saw this thing going through the water and it had the jar on its head, I'd be like, what is this giant otter doing? It looks like one of those five-pound cheese puffs. It's 100% or peanut butter-filled pretzels. Yeah, but like a huge-ass one. Yeah. And so they go up to it, and this is something that I don't think I would
Starting point is 00:58:46 have the guts to do. They go up to it in the water and they grab the jar off of his head. They had to yank it off. He does a dry... Okay, so it can see. It's clear. Dude, I feel awful for this thing. I'll tell you what. They saved this bear's life. That bear was going to die probably within a day. Yes. It was going to suffocate.
Starting point is 00:59:03 I think there's an argument that if it got to the shore it could have gotten it off but but it wasn't heading to the shore though that's the thing that scares me if you see how hard he has to to yank on this thing to get it off i'm not sure if he could have gotten it off himself oh oh man he gets it off and then this bear you can just like this bearish life is just so much he basically like throws a deuce and says thanks fam and keeps swimming essentially yes that is what he did bear deuce that's a good little story man you have to you have to be careful you see bear deuces where did he go we love nature dude he just went there's just sometimes they just be swimming he went into the distance david you don't know shit about bears david he's right i think i know a lot more than
Starting point is 00:59:43 you do i don't i don't have the guts to go up to a bear swimming and do anything to it. I would. I'd like to think that I would. I can't sit there and watch a bear swim with a plastic thing on its head. The first thing I'm doing is calling DNR or something. No, I'm doing it.
Starting point is 01:00:00 I'm doing it. I think you're safe from the boat. I mean, it was a little brown bear. Black. It was a black bear. What if that thing's exhausted and it's like, dude, I need a lift back. And you're safe from the boat. I mean, it was a little brown bear. Black. It was a black bear. What if that thing's exhausted and it's like, dude, I need a lift back? And then he hops in the boat and then he's sitting with a bear back there. The thing about bears is they can't speak English. So they can't ask you for a ride back. But since they don't speak English, you also can't tell it to knock it on the boat because it can't.
Starting point is 01:00:19 Okay. It's not going to understand. How about this one? Maybe throw him out a rope in a tube. Let him tube back in. That's a great idea, David. And you can maybe cut some hard angles and let him hit the weight. He had a tough day.
Starting point is 01:00:30 He's been his head stuck in a jar. Don't do that. Don't throw him off the tube. I mean, he was gassed. What if you toss him out the rope and he goes barefoot water skiing? That's good. That's good. Oh, my God. You you did it no one had that
Starting point is 01:00:47 did you hear what i just did did you just call parks are you in your bag am i i don't know where did that saying even start? Smash the bag button. I still don't know what that's saying. Why not a bag? Bag! That's not what that saying came to be. It turns out he's actually just saying bag. Bag! And that wouldn't have the same hit to it.
Starting point is 01:01:14 No, I don't think it would. Can't wait for basketball. Basketball season can't get here soon enough. If you're the people that ripped the thing off its head, are you kind of emotionally tied to that bear for the rest of your life? I want to go talk to the national park and be like, hey, can you give me updates on this thing? They need to tag that bear and track it. I'm the bear guy.
Starting point is 01:01:31 Give me access to the critter cam that's watching this thing. They should do a reunion where they get together and the bear recognizes them and hugs them. Like those two dudes who raise those lions. That ends with them getting eaten every time. When the lions run up and just hug them. Oh, yeah. It's a sick video. When are they going to do one of those videos where the lion just goes up and eats the person?
Starting point is 01:01:48 That guy's name is Dean. Dean Schneider, maybe? I'll follow him, dude. Why does Dean Schneider sound like... Pretty sure that's his name. That sounds like a politician that we've talked shit on. If you go to Dean.Schneider, he's the guy who lives with all these wild-ass animals. And these big lions will just run up to him and tackle him,
Starting point is 01:02:07 and they hug it out. It's tight. Is this the same guy that you suggested everyone follow that was actually winning for Big Cat Rescue? This guy may be sketchy. I don't know, but he's South African, I believe. Yeah, he also sung We're Not Going to Take It, among other songs. I love a good South African accent.
Starting point is 01:02:21 That's a different Dean Schneider. Elon's got the South African accent. He's a different Dean Schneider. Elon's got the South African accent. He's got 7.9 milli on the Grom. Elon continues to be the most puzzling human. I mean... He's interesting. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:02:38 It's crazy. He fully supports Kanye running for president. He's just disrupting. Here's the one. Look at that. Yeah, it's a little concerning, Dylan. Dude, how? Just hug it out, man.
Starting point is 01:02:50 They're bros. They're boys. This is going to end poorly for Dean. Dean's tight, dude. You guys see Carole Baskins is on TikTok, or on Cameo now? Oh, can't wait for that. Will she intro herself as, hi, it's that bitch Carole Baskins? I'm pretty sure she's going to stick with the,
Starting point is 01:03:06 Hey there, cool cats and kittens. Oh, how many times? She's going to make money on that. I wish Travolta was on Cameo, and you can probably guess why. Wickedly time. Are you sure he's not? Oh my God.
Starting point is 01:03:20 Oh my God, Will, I heard it's your birthday. It's a electrifying. Oh, geez. Oh my God, Will, I heard it's your birthday. Selectify him. Oh, geez. Oh my God, dude. Carol. It's $199. No. $199 for Carol Baskins.
Starting point is 01:03:36 I do not go triple digits on cameo. Get out of here. Her bio says, Do you know me as, quote, Tiger King Joe Exotic's intended murder victim? It's like, Carol, just get over it.
Starting point is 01:03:47 No, we know you as the husband killer. Yeah, Carol, I got bad news for you. No one knows you as that anymore. Everyone thinks that you killed your husband. Your reputation isn't awesome,
Starting point is 01:03:55 Carol. I hate to say it. Yeah, she's trying to hang her hat on saving all these big cats and maybe she has. Maybe she's done something good, but like,
Starting point is 01:04:00 at the end of the day, you killed your husband. What if she had that in her bio? It a lot allegedly killed my husband did our tiktoks ever did our cameos ever take off i never got accepted oh you didn't i got accepted but i never actually recorded like the intro video yeah i just had them reaching out to me via dm and just at one point they were texting me which was cool. Yeah. Thanks for that,
Starting point is 01:04:26 Dylan. I didn't give them your number. You gave them my number. You signed up for it and you had to punch your number in. Dude, I don't. This is fortuitous timing. My group,
Starting point is 01:04:35 someone in my group text, just, they got a Carol Baskin one. Oh, literally playing right now. What are the odds? What the hell? What the hell?
Starting point is 01:04:44 I don't know. What the hell? I don't know. What the hell? Oh, man. Yeah, I never got the DM from them. I guess they didn't want my business on Cameo. That's all right. We're doing Davio. I ended up blocking their number
Starting point is 01:04:54 because the guy would just text me and be like, Hey, you want to sign up? I'm like, why was he texting you? I'm like, I don't really want to sign up. One, no one wants a Cameo from me. Two, like, what am I going to charge for a cameo five dollars maybe no no you're worth at least six no see i would have to do something high in order to like make myself feel okay about it but then i'm also the guy that has like the
Starting point is 01:05:16 like obscenely high number i still don't understand how he has your phone number apparently i signed up and they can just text you. And they can just personally text you. Wasn't aware of that, yeah. That's a little intrusive. I thought Dylan gave him my number and I got really mad at one point. And I was like, dude, what the hell? That's something that I would do. And I was like, dude, stop.
Starting point is 01:05:36 You gave them your number. Somebody put me on a Trump re-election text thing and I'm getting these – I'll get texts like, must take action now. Yeah. And I might do – and I always respond like, please take me off of this. And it's an automated thing, so they don't respond. Someone signed me up for Scientology information. Uh-oh. And so all I did – I got really mad at the time, and then I ended up just going and figuring out how to filter anything with the word Scientology in it and delete it and get rid of it so I no longer get those emails which is nice
Starting point is 01:06:09 that's good was it you hard to say Will Smith hard to say how much do you guys think undergrad tuition at Harvard is you may have seen this oh sheesh oh sheesh. Is it a private school? Yeah. I said that, again, emphatically, and I don't know, but it is, I think. I'm going to guess. Yeah. I'm going to guess $95,000. It's a private school.
Starting point is 01:06:35 For the year, not for the semester. Well, I would have said, like, it's $49,653. Okay, I thought it was going to be astronomical. It's still obviously high. Okay, well, here's the kicker. They are doing all course instruction online for 2020, 2021, and the tuition is the same. Mm-mm.
Starting point is 01:06:56 Mm-mm. So you are still on the hook. Mm-mm. For 50K. How much is law school? Harvard Law. I bet it's- 69K? I thought that's where you much is law school? Harvard Law. I bet it's... 69K?
Starting point is 01:07:07 Although that's where you went for law school. No, no. I got waitlisted there. You just didn't want to go too far from home. Yeah. You want to stay in the Midwest. I want to stay in the Midwest. I didn't want to...
Starting point is 01:07:19 You know, I don't know. I had some trouble in Southie a few years back. I just don't want to go back up to Boston. Oh, I remember that. Yeah. It's only about tuition and fees for a year is estimated in total to be at about $100,000 when it comes to law school. Sick.
Starting point is 01:07:35 That includes a living allowance. You said a year? This says 2020-2021 academic year tuition and fees $65,000 for law school. I don't know if that's correct or not, but I'm going to assume it's close. And then with the living allowance, it goes up to $100,000. And I guess I'll be nice and I'll say that I got that via Darren Revell on Twitter. Wow. That's very journalistic of you.
Starting point is 01:08:00 You know, I'm trying to be better than him. Because he's kind of a dick on Twitter. He likes to take credit for things that he didn't necessarily. Or he's at least been accused of that. I mean, he blocked me and I had to complain to him, get unblocked. Like, dude, I want your content,
Starting point is 01:08:18 man. Yeah. I think Delph was the reason that he unblocked me. I think Delph tweeted him asking if he could unblock me. I feel like I remember this, yes. And then he did, and then I refollowed him and unfollowed him three days later because I was like, oh, this is why I don't care about Darren Revell.
Starting point is 01:08:31 Dude, I love Darren Revell. He's just such a little troll. He's such a dork. Can we talk about something real quick? I got mad love for dorks. You know that. You do. Dude, you hate dorks.
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Starting point is 01:11:00 Speaking of steam. All right, I got one more thing on Bryson. No, I'm kidding. Yeah, I got got one more thing on Bryson. No, I'm kidding. Yeah, I've got just a mini. No, you walked in today, and I saw steam going out of your hair. Stop, stop, stop. Is Dave a little far away from you right now? Oh, yeah, Dave, get over here.
Starting point is 01:11:16 No, I'm going to stay over here. He's steaming so hard. Hey, apologies for the—I'm having to get out in front of this. I've got my shorts on, and they're kind of hiked up, and I keep rubbing them on the rubber, and I'm getting that noise. I saw you kind of react. I'm not over here cutting ass.
Starting point is 01:11:31 I've got rubber skin. DJ Scribble over here? Leather skin, not rubber. What are you steaming on, dude? Yeah, this isn't like a, you know... Dude, shut up. What are you steaming on? All right, so Friday, try to take part swimming at our neighborhood pool.
Starting point is 01:11:52 We couldn't get in. There's a key card, like we have a key access card that it wouldn't let us in because we didn't have the proper documentation on file. I get it. There's a waiver situation that I have to show them that I actually live in the neighborhood with, you know, as it shows like a copy of my lease and all that stuff. That's not what I'm steaming on. Even though he was very upset that we couldn't swim while other kids were swimming right
Starting point is 01:12:16 in front of his face. Nobody wanted to come let you in? There were these like high school girls work in the front and they're like, if I let you in, I'm gonna get in a lot of trouble. I didn't want to put them in a tough spot. Did you tell them you were Dorn? I tried. They're like, I don't know who Dorn is, and it was weird.
Starting point is 01:12:31 Anyway, here's what I'm steaming on a little bit. I had to email the property, like the neighborhood property manager, and she's like, yeah, you've got to send me your lease. So I sent her the lease. You've got to fill out this form. I filled out the form. She goes, here's the waiver. You have to fill out this form. I filled out the form. She goes, here's the waiver. You have to fill this out and send it back to me. You had to do it by hand.
Starting point is 01:12:51 Who has a fucking printer anymore? Wait, like why did you have to do it by hand? That's what I'm steaming on. She said that? Is there not a doc? You don't have a doc? You signed like it's 2020. Who has access to it?
Starting point is 01:13:03 Especially during a pandemic. We have an office. We don't even have a printer here. No. No one prints anything anymore. Remember that? No, what's a biz hub? The business center that they weirdly just put in here before we moved in.
Starting point is 01:13:14 Like, I got to go to Kinko's just so my son can go swimming at his pool. Or the library to print something off and send it back to him. That's a pen... Yeah. Come on. It's 2020. You know, you could have just done it with like the adobe suite or with docusign you just upload the file in there and you can just
Starting point is 01:13:31 drag over like the cursor and just sign but dave if we've learned anything about dylan dylan does not match with the adobe suite very well do you know how advanced that sounds to my to my 36 year old brain dude i i'm able to do it. Last time Dylan had to sign a PDF, like, it took weeks. Do we have a DocuSign account still? I know we used to. Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 01:13:53 They're hard to say. Okay. Maybe I'll just do that. I was just so put out by it. Okay, now I got to set aside a trip. Dylan, I also have a pool steam. Let's hear it, Doc. So Friday, I was kind of in a bad mood i get in a bad mood around uh fourth of july in austin texas because my hometown shows out for fourth of july like it's just always been
Starting point is 01:14:11 the holiday it's when everyone comes to town it's a big celebratory thing the entire town gets taken over it's really really fun and so i always get a little bummed that i'm not there and even though they weren't doing anything this this year because of coronavirus concerns, I was still just a little bummed. You just sense it. And so Friday afternoon, I was like, you know what? Screw it. I'm just going to go to the pool. And so you have to get a reservation at the pool and eight people are allowed in there. And it's very well known that if you get a reservation for the pool, eight people are allowed in. Well, some things came up. So I was an hour late to my pool reservation. I go up there. How many people are sitting at our pool?
Starting point is 01:14:45 Nine. Hmm. There's an online system of taking reservations. And I go up there, and I'm like, which two of you are taking my spot right now? I didn't say that because I'm a little wimp. So all I did was cower in the corner and just sat in a chair alone. But I was just like, what's wrong with you, Pete? Still got your pool time in?
Starting point is 01:15:03 I got an hour. I got an hour in. It wasn't the best pool session. Are they regulating that closely? They have a camera, and there were several emails sent after about reinforcing the regulations. But I just don't understand. They're going to take all of this away from us, and then no one's going to be able to do it because people are just doing that kind of thing.
Starting point is 01:15:23 Do we know if golf courses are still open? Hard to say, Dave. I don't know. I don't know the deal right now in Austin with what's open and what's not. I know that they're extending the parks. Okay. Parks ban. I'm just worried that people are just going to start abusing this stuff and getting antsy.
Starting point is 01:15:41 I mean, I went about it the right way. I feel good about how I did it. But the more people do, the less we're going to be able to go do this stuff and getting antsy like i mean i went about it the right way i feel good about how i did it but like the more people do the less we're gonna be able to go do this stuff can't have nice things is what they would say if they shut down our dog park i'm gonna be like just beside myself if they shut down your dog park you better demand some uh money back oh you can't they can't that's quite the amenity you just expect your dog to like go out on the city sidewalk or i've always thought people are weird. We have this beautiful dog park, and I've always thought there are other people at our apartment
Starting point is 01:16:08 who will walk their dog outside and never use the dog park, and I've never really understood why you would do that, why it's such a great amenity. You let them off the leash and everything. Yeah, and they're just walking their dogs. Maybe their dogs aren't dog-friendly with other dogs. Maybe they just don't like being in a dog park with the risks involved and stuff like that,
Starting point is 01:16:23 but there's numerous times a day I'm out there solo. They want them on that real grass. They want them to feel the earth. Did you have trouble getting a swim off this weekend or what, dude? I didn't swim at all this weekend. Exactly. So it sounds like you had trouble. I had a great weekend.
Starting point is 01:16:39 Trouble. Dylan, man, thank you for steaming on that. I'm glad you shared your story I don't want to have to use a printer anymore printer should be just forward it to me we're paperless now I'll take it in my DocuSign and then I'll send it to you for your
Starting point is 01:16:55 signature and then you can just be done with it I'm in DocuSign I'm all digital there's no way Dylan learns how to do his signature I want to I almost wish we did this at the beginning of the pod just because I want to see if we could figure this out just like if dylan can sign a sign a pdf by the end of the podcast we'll figure it out i have it right here can we this was something i was thinking about i think i do think we should have a contest to see how long it takes dylan to sign a pdf but i do think we should do a geography b at some point with brett yeah like world geography or yeah world anything but i think we just have to find a stack of cards
Starting point is 01:17:29 like a stack of questions that are like 10th grade level are we gonna do like capitals like how does a geography i don't know one time like i was in a geography b in in middle school and they asked questions that were kind of likeational. Like, this major river in England was used in this time. And it's like, well, you're asking this question to sixth to eighth graders, so there's only one river in England that people should really know. The Nile. The Nile. The Niles.
Starting point is 01:17:57 The Niles, yeah. Hey, you got a PDF in your inbox, Dad. I really hope you guys can't figure this out still. I have a printer at my place, Dylan. Because Sally had to do a lot of printing for her grad school. Yeah. That being said, it's one of those things where, like, I try to hook it up every single time, and I can never get it to work.
Starting point is 01:18:18 Dylan, you can't sign this. You're signing away, like, your intellectual property, a lot of stuff. You can't sign this, bro. Stop it, David. We don't need your local pool-owning part of Washington media. Yeah, you need to... Honestly, I'm glad you sent this my way, but... Should we get an above-ground pool for the office?
Starting point is 01:18:34 Probably. We could fit it in the other room. We could fit a mini hot tub in there. Tell Randy to put that on the spreadsheet for the Twitch room. Okay. That's a good idea. Well, we got anything else today, boys? That's it, man.
Starting point is 01:18:45 That was a jam-packed epi. We had a lot today. Lots going on. It was a fun idea. Well, we got anything else today, boys? That's it, man. That was a jam-packed epi. We had a lot today. Lots going on. It was a fun time. I needed this. After the bland Sunday I had yesterday where I was feeling bad for myself all day, I needed this podcast today. You got a Peli ride in today or what?
Starting point is 01:19:00 Tomorrow. Or this afternoon. Yeah. I did something I haven't done since quarantine started. I took two days off the Peloton in a row. Wow. Yep. Wow.
Starting point is 01:19:12 I've just been exhausted. You can tell the difference in your body. I know. I drank six craft beers on Saturday. What kind of beer? It was the Deschutes Fresh Squeezed IPA from Oregon. Highly recommend. Very good.
Starting point is 01:19:28 I've heard good things. I like what's going on in Oregon. I like their wines. Their beer's probably just as good. I've never been there, but it feels like a vibe. Yeah. Total vibe. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:19:38 Shout out to all the Oregon backers out there. Oregon looks dope, man. Yeah. Should we get out of here? Yep. Let's go. Shouts to us going an hour 20
Starting point is 01:19:46 with no tinky breaks I feel like Dave's about to unleash I'm doing okay alright let's get out of here bye you

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