Circling Back - Bubble Thots & New Sneaker Wednesday

Episode Date: August 12, 2020

Chris Harrison takes his son to TCU, new NBA bubble rules that will definitely backfire, Steve Nash drops a new basketball dress shoe, Yeezy drops a "what are those"-worthy dinosaur boot, and This Weekend in Fun presented by Birddogs. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (12:28) Chris Harrison Takes His Son to TCU (23:32) New NBA Bubble Rules (38:09) Steve Nash Dress Shoe (47:00) Yeezy Dinosaur Boot (51:34) Dave Congratulates Zach Johnson (55:25) This Weekend In Fun presented by Birddogs Honey: www.gethoney.com/circlingback Stamps.com: www.stamps.com (click the microphone in the corner of the homepage and enter CIRCLINGBACK) Birddogs: www.birddogs.com (STEAM for a free face mask) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from the lodge my name is will to freeze to my right david ruff and we're right in the middle of podcast week and i couldn't be more excited i know it feels good everybody. We're doing podcasts and it's like shark week as well. It's like you wait for it all year round and it gets here. I know. And it's overwhelming at times. I don't want to let it go. You don't know really how to act, but it's fun. Glad we're in it.

I feel like I'm taking it for granted a little bit. Yeah. I'm not living in the moment. I'm just looking at it from an outsider's perspective. Well, it sneaks up and it's here and then it's gone in the blink of an eye. You miss it. Never to to return but then you just gotta be happy that it happened not sad that it's over some people wait a lifetime for a podcast week like this uh-huh it's true are you trying to be a stash guy now um no wait all right dude is dylan loki swagger jacking Dave with a mustache? Okay.

I did a mustache on the gram at De Chivry, by the way, like a couple months ago. I must have missed that. I'm experimenting still. I don't know what the hell I'm doing. Every time I pull out the trimmer, I'm like, what's going on this time? And I just kind of toy with it and see what happens. It's like a Rembrandt painting. I don't know.

I do have this new row back on, though. Yeah, it's very rosy 20 we'll get you 20% off it's tight it's wacky what do you call those designs very like cool Aztec Aztec sure I don't know if that's a Aztec comes to mind Aztec is Dylan appropriating Aztec culture again really, Rosie20. I don't like it. Roback.com. I'm just happy you guys let me just join you in the studio and do this. Well, that's actually why we brought you here today. Today will be your last show. Why would you break the news to me in this way instead of just privately?

Because we had a lot of people. I mean, you broke some serious news to us on a podcast, and it kind of devastated our lives. It's a little bit different. They're not allowing patrons at the Masters. That just came out this morning. What happens to my one-third share of the company? Y'all just going to take it from me?

Parks gets it. Oh, I'm okay with that. I'm cool with that. Yeah. We had a lot of people submitting stuff saying that your podcast game was weak, not that it was podcast week. Oh, that was the confusion. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. Well, again, I'm glad to be here for my last show. When you're on here, it's podcast bleak. Should I just call this one Dylan's final show and just see how many people listen? Please don't do that. It's our best episode ever. Please don't do that. It would probably do numbers, honestly. It probably would.

But then when I come back next week, what are they gonna think anyway hi it's it was just Dylan's final podcast week show uh yeah what's in that coffee Dave well it was it was a little Himalayan pink salt cinnamon which is a natural anti-inflammatory. MCT. And then just some coffee poured on top. Wow. Mixed up in a Vitamix. My immersion blender that I ordered yesterday gets here today. I'm pretty stoked about that.

Dude, Sally told me last night, she's like, Dave can just have one of ours. Useful information yesterday. Yeah. I told you we had two. I know, but I was hoping you were going to go a step further and be like, you can just have one of ours, but I didn't want to be the guy asking. It'd be a real shame if you gave it to me. Don't give it to Dylan, dude. Or actually

parting gift. Yeah, that's your severance. Your severance is an immersion blender. It was only, not to flex, it was only $35 on Amazon Prime. What was the stuff he put in there that said helped with his jitters, like the coffee jitters? L-theanine. L-theanine? Did he botch saying that? No. I feel like he said it weird. Might have, like the coffee jitters. L-theanine. L-theanine? Did he botch saying that?

No. I feel like he said it weird, and I was like, wait. He might have. New word to your boy. So L-theanine is found naturally in green tea. So a lot of people drink green tea over coffee because of the theanine. Because you drink. You get less jitters.

And it's a natural, I think, I don't know if relaxant's the word. It chills you out. I kind of like the jitters a little bit. It says this is an amino acid found in tea. So Dave was correct. It's also found in some mushrooms. Very heady. Oh.

You wouldn't know. I like to feel like I had too much coffee. That's a good feeling for me. You said that to me yesterday, and I couldn't have disagreed more. Yeah, I don't know. I'm weird. One of the more psychotic things about that Phil video is that he is, instead of just taking the capsule of theanine,

he's just breaking it open and just pouring it in the coffee. I heard that. I do that sometimes before we start taking ritual vitamin. My daily vitamin, it's like that, and I break it open and put it in my smoothie. Oh, I don't know if it's bioavailable. Then did you and Mommy make a movie? Yeah. What do you mean, Dave?

I feel like the capsule, I don't know this about Ritual, but a lot of those capsules are designed to not dissolve until they get down further into your gut. Oh. Because it affects absorption. Why do they make it so easy to open then? Just you pull it apart. You would say that.

Okay. That's good to know. Yeah. I could be wrong. We can get the experts. You probably are. Usually are. Ha!

This guy's coming in fucking hot. Stop breaking your capsules, dude. Let's get the experts involved here. If your head's a capsule, I'm going to break it and put it in my smoothie. Bitch, run at me then. I heard Phil actually snorts it but because it was on camera he decided to do

it in the smoothie I've been said run up in a minute that's a fun one run I would snort theanine with Phil Mickelson absolutely if you walk into a clubhouse locker room and Phil Mickelson's cutting up lines about theanine you're definitely just gonna be like putting that face in the mirror we need a coffee sponsor that's what we need dylan we've been literally trying to get a coffee sponsor for five years yeah like at pgp like don't add me i know i'm pretty sure like on the whiteboard that we had at pgp we just wrote on there like coffee sponsor and we had numerous companies reach out and then just be like no we're good they just wanted free pub um yeah. I tried that Death Wish coffee. It's supposed to be the strongest in the world.

It's strong. It's not like it knocks you on your ass, though. That would be weird if your coffee knocked you on your ass. You know what I'm saying? It really lights you up. You just want to be the kid that's like... You want to be the kid in Jurassic Park that flies off the electricity thing? I want to be here twitching and tweaking.

We have Twitch right there. Boom and loud. Xbox. I want the boom and loud, not just the boom and loud. You should try this little optimized blend. I feel like you're bullshitting and all the stuff's not actually in there. Oh, it absolutely is. You can probably still see the cinnamon.

I'll have to prove you wrong. You're doing the fill? Do you stir it with your entire arm? Dude, I don't see L-theanine in there. I did not put L-theanine. It looks like there might be some cinnamon in there.

You're not fully optimized. That's what you're telling me. Is there a song called Cinnamon? Pour some cinnamon on me? Not sure. That's how it goes. I was trying to think

of something to sing. Pour some cinnamon on me. That's actually just the festival we have at Wilmont's. It's just called Cinemons. Randy, you don't like that? It's just every December we have Cinemons Festival. But it's spelled S-I-N?

That's not a thing. Yes, it is, dude. Who plays? We get the Rockettes. Why? Because. They're world-famous Rockettes.ettes yeah we get the rockettes it's gotta cost a lot to get them down from new york yeah we had well i don't know if they're going to return this year because their check still hasn't cleared so i don't know if they're too happy about that oh yeah we used

all our investment money after with the investment money we had left over from the hype video we made for twitter uh we just paid that as the upfront for the Rockettes. Down payment. Yeah, and then the check didn't clear because we haven't really had a... The Rockettes rock. Look, I've never run any kind of business like that before, but I feel like you're allocating funds

toward the wrong stuff. And that's just from a casual observer of things. If hype videos and synchronized dancers are the wrong thing to spend your money on then I don't want to have any money okay fair enough like I can look at that hype video every day for the rest of my life it's a good point I can't just go to a restaurant every day for the rest of my life well you guys mind doing the podcast today without me I'm watching hockey yeah

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kid off at TCU. Noted friend of the pod. Noted friend. And it's got to be tough going to college as Chris Harrison's son and also being like a handsome dude at the same time. He's not going to have any fun there, is he? No, I don't think he is. I mean, he's the only kid going into TCU freshman class that can say he is a part of a six-figure gram. Yeah. Because Chris got a gram off.

Mm-hmm. Which, by the way, oh, he did tag him. Oh, he also tagged TCU Men's Lacrosse. Apparently, Chris's kid. So Chris, on this Instagram, tagged all the brands. Travis Matthew, Whoop, TCU, Gary Patterson for some reason, and TCU Men's Lacrosse. Why would he tag Gary Patterson? But who he did not tag was his son nor his son's friends.

Wow. Do you think he was like, hey, Dad, you mind just posting a gram of me, you know, arriving at TCU to help me, you know, kind of set the scene for me a little bit, help me out with the ladies? Just based on his resume of being a good-looking lacrosse player at TCU, I think he would have done fine for himself just overall. But I don't think the gram hurt. I wonder if he's going to go SAE or fight out.

You've got to think he's getting a bid from somewhere. I could see him going Sigma Chi low-key. Do you think the dudes in this photo with him were like, hey, dude, is there any way you can text your dad and ask him to tag us? That's the first thing I thought of. I was like, well, this is a great day for these kids they they just hit the jackpot are we gonna start dressing like these guys like the second i mean we already like right now kind of do he's wearing a land of the free home of the brave american flag shirt there's just a classic

the kid just loves this country what i'm kind of pissed he didn't go here while Sally was there. I could have hit up Chris and been like, hey, dude, parents weekend. What if Chris Harrison's son stole your girl? Dude, I wouldn't even be mad. If Chris Harrison's son started dating Sally when she was in grad school at the age of 30 and he was an 18-year-old, what am I supposed to do? You're like, tip my cap to him.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's fun. That's a big get for the Horned Frogs. Probably the biggest recruit they've landed in a while. Whoa. Hey, now. Wow.

That's not true. They actually got that kid from Galena Park that had offers from everybody in Georgia, and then they withdrew the offer, and he didn't play in the state championship game. Beast running back. Oh, Dame Masculina. So my joke does not actually ring true. You know a lot about this kid. I do.

I saw him against Duncanville two years ago. Wait, did he not even tag his son? No. Dude, what? But he tagged Travis Matthew. You've got to think his son's on the gram, right? How do you not tag his son no dude what he tagged travis matthew you gotta think his son's on the gram right how do you not tag your son oh wow he definitely tagged dormify which this is a free ad no offense uh that we've got everything you need to design the room of your dreams so he so

so chris worked some sponsors into this he got some some perks for the dorm room that's going to be a fly ass room oh i got bad news for all the ladies out there in Fort Worth the fort cow town as they call it I think he's got a girlfriend funky town what I think he's got a girlfriend look she's on she's her time's running out yeah she's on why would you go to a different school let's look you better keep your head on yeah you better you better enjoy what you can. Wait, how did you find her? Because I went to the – I did some –

Sleuthing. Whatever I was going to say was going to come out weird. So, yeah, I did some sleuthing, and I clicked on the TCU men's lacrosse page where they posted a photo of Chris Harrison with his kid. And then they tagged him. They tagged him? That was nice of them. Joshua.

And he's got 450 followers. You've got to think that he's got to get that following. Let's follow him. Do you nice of them. Joshua. And he's got 450 followers. You've got to think that he's got to get that following. Let's follow him. Do you want me to follow him? No, no, I don't. Okay, I won't. But, yeah, his photo is him with a lady on his arm. And?

For her sake, I hope she's going to TCU. You hope she's not still in high school. Yeah. Oh, if she's in high school, I give it a month. Yeah. Not from experience or anything. Well, uncertain times. Hey, I've not been paying attention to what colleges are doing outside of the football programs.

Check out those takes on Too Much Dip. So they're back in the dorms, students are? Like we're doing this? I think maybe because he's an athlete? Wondering the same. Maybe. But it's lacrosse. Yeah, it's not like a big – it's not a big –

I mean, I'm being like – I don't know, man. I thought maybe they had like a club lacrosse team. What do you think his sock game is like? It's probably – it's way better than mine. His ankles are never chilly. This kid doesn't, he's not like on the TCU lacrosse team, right?

Do they even have one? How does that work? Yeah, no, they have one. We just don't know if it's a club or not. I'm going to look it up. This kid, he weighs like 140 pounds. Yeah, he's got, he's 18.

He's going to go put on some muscle. He's not starting day one, dude. How much did you weigh when you went to college? I don't really know how lacrosse works. You don't know if his cradle game is stupid or not? You're right. I don't even know what a cradle is, so you're right. Lads, I got some news, lads.

TCU currently competes in the Men's Collegiate Lacrosse Association, which is a national organization of non-NCa men's the college lacrosse programs so okay so on their actual thing they have if you go to their website the tcu lacrosse website you can go down and they have on the coaching staff they have a kid with his arm around uh one of the coaches and on the back of his helmet it just says his at, and it's at Flo Seiden. Oh, that is sick. I think I found my collegiate non-NCAA lacrosse club to follow. Flo Seiden. And it might be the Frogs.

Hey. That's what they do. That's what they do, yeah. He's holding out the little frog. Yeah, the frog hand sign. Horn frog. I don't even think this is that dude's ad. That's weak. You can't put someone else's ad on the back of your helmet.

It's all good, man. Flo Seiden, though. Oh, man. Good for him, man. This kid's going to do just fine. We still haven't figured out when Bachelorette's coming back, right? Nope, no word yet. I mean, we can—

Oh, jeez. We know that—everyone knows the spoilers at this point, right? Yeah, it's out there enough to where it would not be spoiling it for anybody because every major news outlet's covered it that does trash TV. Can we just talk about it real quick? Let's talk. Hey, hey. Claire Crowley.

Claire Crowley was the original Bachelorette. And the rumors are swirling. If you don't want this, then just skip ahead to the next segment. We got time stamps in here. That's that 15 second button like three times. Four times. Six times maybe. Yeah, they're switching over to Tayshia. Mid-season. Apparently Claire fell in love like

right away. And she was like, yeah, I don't want to do this show anymore because I'm in love with this dude. And they just scurred away. Is there any truth of that she's very difficult to work with it hard to say I don't know I have no idea I heard those rumors that like the producer she just didn't get along with the producers and stuff like that either but honestly it shouldn't she wouldn't be the first to bachelor or bachelorette to not get along the producers I'm sure they would be able to power through that, right?

Right. Sure. Like Nick Vile. Unless she was refusing to go on camera and shit, just completely. But she is going to be on this season to start. Yeah. They're going to swap her out a few episodes in, I think, is how it's going to work. Well, here's a question.

Is this going to be the most dramatic season ever? You've got to think it's going to be up there. It sounds like an uncertain season in uncertain times. The producers are just like, really? We're switching out? We got to quarantine for like 40 new dudes just to ship in for Tayshia? Oh, yeah, so it's all new dudes? No, I don't know.

I think they are going to vet some new guys for Tayshia. They should because I'm sure a lot of the guys for Claire skewed older, like Dylan's age. And Tayshia may not be into older guys who are in their 50s, 40s. I'm thinking it was a mutual decision to separate. Okay. I respect that. If that's real, I respect it.

When you sign on to do the show, you're committing to a season because they got to sell ads. You got to fill some air time. So for her to be like, I'm ready to call it right now. Didn't Colton know very early that he liked Cassie the most? And he wrote it out. That's what he said. I call him Swalton because he's so swole. He said that they would have him write on a list.

He would list out his top power rankings of all the girls. It's very elementary school of him. Well, the producers had him do that. And he said that to throw them off. Because if he said that Cassie was his number one the entire time, which they're not split, right? Yeah, they're split. Yeah.

He said that if he put Cassie number one every time, that it would have messed with things, and they would have tried to get him to go on dates with other people. So he would put Cassie like four. He was gaming the system. Yeah, so he could see more of her. He was a nice podcast guest. I would like to have him back.

Just a big hunk. I can FaceTime have him back. Just a big hunk. I can FaceTime him right now. Just a big fucking dude. Do you want me to FaceTime him? I bet you won't. You're probably right. Do it. No, I'm scared. Do it.

I'm scared. Hey, you guys seen this one? Ready? Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Starsky and Hutch.

Do it. I've never actually seen the movie. Really? I saw it in theaters. I did too. Heard it wasn't that great yeah the thing about starsky and hutch is that it's a movie about a dude named starsky and a dude named hodge i mean come on i didn't think of it like that but you're right now that it yeah come on remake or it was yeah it was remake sure with a with an old a new twist on an old favorite that's what it was i'm not watching

the old one like probably ever hard to say i'm not gonna make you so it's fine can we talk nba bubble rules real quick i think the nba bubble does rule really i think it rules is it so i as someone who hasn't been watching too much because i was I was kind of just doing my own thing on vacation is the bubble working have there been that many positive tests no nice okay in fact I don't think there's been any at least for players are they suppressing those positive tests David no I think they they're just doing it right so the NBA said that for the first round of the playoffs, this is per sources, per Woj. Woj bomb. He said that the NBA and BPA guidelines on guests starting after the first round

of the playoffs, per sources, four guests per player, but can be exceeded for children. Guests can travel on team charters following testing and guests will be allowed to attend games. The players will be allowed to bring in family and, quote, established longstanding personal friends into the bubble,

per a memo shared with teams today. Player guests can quarantine in teams market for three days, travel to Orlando, and then again for four days, or travel directly to Orlando and quarantine for seven days there, per a league memo. And then it says that, let me see, it says, hear who isn't eligible to come into the bubble as a guest, per league memo. And then it says that, let me see, it says, here who isn't eligible to come into the bubble as a guest per this memo. Any individual the player has not previously met in person

or with whom the player has had limited in-person interactions with. So if they know them through an intermediary or through social media. I mean, I got questions. The first one, how are they going to enforce this? Because you know some Instagram thotties are getting in there. You know it. If any NBA players out there need a Photoshop guy, you can slide into my DMs, and I will Photoshop photos of you with all the Instagram mommies you want.

I mean, really, how do you prove that you've known someone for a long time? Enforcement sounds like it's going to be a little suspect. Yeah, good luck with this. Obviously, it sounds like it's designed for be a little suspect. Yeah, good luck with this. Obviously, it sounds like it's designed for letting family in, which makes sense. But then there's other language that's in there that's longstanding friends. Like, okay, we know what's going on here. The guys are aging the bubble.

So they have to quarantine for three days before. You just have a bunch of Instagram models sitting in some room at Disney World just hanging out with each other. Just sexting them, like, can't wait until you get cleared. Yeah, like, I got to get cleared. It's on. I got to get it. Yeah, it's funny, man.

I don't know why they need to mess with it. They've had zero cases. I mean, it's working out well. I know everybody's super horn. When is the season destined to end? When are the NBA Finals supposed to be? When are they penciled in for? Playoffs start next week.

Next Monday, I believe. Next Sunday or Monday. Here in the next month. I think we'll have a month long of this stuff. I kind of think it'd just be great since they can be in the stands. I think it'd be great if it was just a bunch of Instagram models just sitting there. You know what it's going to be.

Are they going to be able to attend the games? Yeah. See, I don't like that. I like just hearing the benches and the players. What if you hit up... Who did you meet? You name them, I've met them. I don't think that's true.

Chandler Parsons. Is he still in the league? Not on a team. Okay. What about that French dude we met? Rudy? Rudy Gobert. No, we didn't meet Rudy Gobert.

Boris Diaw. Yeah, is Boris Diaw – is he on a team right now? No, he's long retired. Damn it. I think, right? Tony Parker, French too. I met Rick Fox when I was like six. Is he on a team? now? No, he's long retired. Damn it. I think, right? Tony Parker, French too. I met Rick Fox when I was like six. Is he on a team?

He was about 20 years ago. It was rumored that he was in the copter with Kobe. Yeah. Weird. Who started that? I don't know. My dad texted me about it. He's like, remember meeting Rick Fox?

He was in the copter. I was like, I don't think he was. Jeez. Maybe my dad started it. I always thought he was. That'd be a weird move. Maybe my dad started it. I always thought he was... That'd be a weird move. He's an NBA insider. I always thought he was never good enough to be in the NBA.

Rick Fox? Yeah. He's a snack, though. He didn't do it. Yeah, he was good looking. He's a hot dude. He didn't do anything. Yeah, but he looks good in the team photos.

That's why we have you here. You don't... Fuck you. That's messed up, dog. Dude, you're just eye candy for the Will mommies. I don't think that's accurate they were gonna call it dill mommies but it they had a bunch of people that like pickles trying to apply to be in the group they're like rick fox he's not great but he's really handsome

let's let's pay him let's pay him 12 mil a year isn't it a thing in like in the mlb like in in the draft that there's so many players being drafted that like essentially the final rounds are just like handshake deals of like, yeah, draft my son just so we can say he got drafted. Is there any truth to that? I don't know, but how many rounds are there in the NBA draft? I feel like only the first two matter. I was talking MLB. NBA draft is like, what? It's tiny.

It's like the smallest draft they have. Oh, the MLB. Yeah. At the end of it, it's like, okay, cool. I got drafted by the Pirates in the 800th round. Like, who cares? A dude from my high school got drafted by the Yankees late. They still get good signing bonuses.

Do they? No, they don't. My buddy, so he got drafted, I don't know what round it was. I think it was $1,200. He got $150K. He was drafted pretty high. I'm not kidding. He bought like $1,200. He got $150K. He was drafted pretty high. I'm not kidding. He bought like an F-350.

He was drafted pretty high. It was like a top 20. Okay, that's decent. Yeah. Because there are hundreds of rounds, I think. That's a lot of rounds. Hundreds seems like a lot. They have a farm system to fill up.

You know, I know the answer to this, but I'm saving it for too much dip. There might not be 100, but there are a lot. I mean, this year the Tigers had the number one pick, and they assigned a value of – 40 rounds? That's a lot. They were assigned a value of $8.4 million for the first round pick, or for the number one pick.

I mean – Who'd they pick? I don't the number one pick. Yeah. I mean. Who'd they pick? I don't even remember his name. Dude, I'm a mess when it comes to that. Jerickson Profar? Dude, I'm too deep in the Man U transfer window saga. I can't even think about other sports right now. I'm just glued to it. Dude, are they going to sign Sancho or what?

You've got to think there's a good chance. Man, you? I heard personal terms are agreed to, Dylan. Yeah, I heard the same. What are the personal terms? We can't talk about them. They're personal, dude. But they've been agreed to?

Yeah. They're personal. You guys watched the MLS is back tournament final last night? No. I boycotted since FC Dallas was not allowed. I watched the first ten minutes before I turned it off. It's the number five headline on ESPNFC.com right now. Who won?

I'll tell you how much people care. The Portland Timbers. Okay. It's going down. Big day for Portland. The Portland Timbers. Wants to win a game against the Mavs. The Portland Timbers.

Good song. Kesha's best, in my opinion. I think I agree. And I think based on Randy immediately nodding his head behind his computer screen, I think Randy also agrees. That's a song that if I walk into a bar and that's playing loudly, even if it's so loud that I'm not going to be able to hear a conversation, I'm going to nod my head and go, yeah, we're staying here for at least one.

It's a bop. If I walk into a bar and I hear that song, you know what I know? It's going down. All I want to tell you is this. Dylan, this walk into a bar and I hear that song, you know what I know? It's going down. You better, all I want to tell you is this, Dylan, this goes for you

and Will, it goes for you. We walk into a bar when this uncertain time ends and Kesha Timber comes on, I'm putting my chinos on both of y'all. Mmm.

Mmm. Front or back? Dock up, dude. I'm ready. Yeah? Yeah. Bring it. Bring the chinos.

I don't know if dock up is the phrase you want to use. Bring the chinos. It's going down. I'm ready. Yeah? Yeah. Bring it. Bring the chinos. I don't know if doc up is the phrase you want to use there. Bring the chinos. It's going down. I'm wearing chinos. You're damn right it's going down, David. You know what I'm saying? No, I think it's going up. Do you guys miss going to bars?

On Tuesday, right? Because Micah would show up and put a song on touch tunes to walk into. I told that story to someone the other day and their mind was blown. People love it. It's a great story to tell people because they're just like, what? Here's a walk-up song. It's the perfect way to describe Micah to somebody who doesn't know him. One time I went to a bar with him.

I was in the Uber with him. And he was like, I'm going to hang back here or something. I was like, okay, I'll walk into Little Woodrow's alone. And then five minutes later, I hear like, you're a rich girl. And I was just like, yeah, Micah's about to walk in. And he was just like, what's up, Kings? Yeah, so if you pay extra extra you get to skip ahead in line is that how it works

for touch tunes yeah but sometimes it's really expensive to skip ahead it's like 20 bucks sometimes you'll pay the extra money and like your shit

still doesn't get played yeah you're like well I'm like $30 deep invested in this touch tunes are we gonna stay here just so we can hear a couple songs

he has his own walk up song to bars it's like when T-Man's at Bottle Blonde and he hands the DJ 20 bucks to play Mo Bamba again

and the guy just pockets it. The guy just loves T-Man. Stop, dude. Enough. Enough. Why does he love Mo Bamba so much?

The player of the song. Is there a connection there? No, I think it's a coincidence that they named the song Mo Bamba. I think the words mo bomba just sounded like cool i mean it's an objectively awesome name it's it's fantastic

really glad the mavs did not draft him just putting that out there is he not playing well he i think he had a lot of he was hurt i think he'll end up being fine but like that would have meant them passing on luca which one guy yeah they came out all right on that one. I was a big Bamba fan. He was fine at Texas. He's a project. He's got some skills. I know he's trying to shoot the three ball more. It's the modern NBA.

More takes like this on too much dip. He's a shot blocker, man. Now with much more dip. And a shot caller. Right. Right. Yeah. blocker man now with much more dip and a shot caller right right yeah what uh yeah the bubble's fucked that's all i'm saying it's gonna be fun to watch though in closing the bubble's absolutely that's my woke covid take of the day bubble's fucked it's not a bubble if you're just importing people in that's not how bubbles work. Yeah. Have you ever penetrated a bubble before?

It pops. Yeah, it literally bursts. Yeah. They're kind of defeating the whole purpose of a bubble. Yeah. That's like, it doesn't make sense. Yeah. Has anyone ever injected bubble butt baddies into a bubble before?

Whoa. That's what they're literally trying to do in the NBA bubble right now. Like a bubble within the bubble. They're all just at Cole Campbell's house just waiting on that call. Is he going to get in close personal friends with J.R. Smith or something? He's just dapping up J.R. Smith. I don't think he's for the J.R. Smith. Is he a Raptors guy?

Cole? He lives in Canada. Oh, does he? Yeah. He's probably a Raptor. He was pissed when Kawhi left. They're doing pretty good without him. He was like curses i've never seen him play the shit oh the shit of the new shit oh i showed that to sally and i thought she was gonna think it was the dumbest thing ever and

she was like she busted out laughing at the end i was like yeah it's it's i've watched it many times and like i it was quoted in my household today when something with my wife's work went the wrong way that we didn't like, and she was just like, dang it. Shoot. It's the single best tweet to encompass my thoughts regarding college football. When I watched that, I was like, yeah is this is a great way of putting it like the people that are getting so up in arms it's like okay it's college football take a step back it's not that big a deal brett's just in there pounding celsius yeah what's he doing i don't fucking know it looks like it did like randy

walked in the studio today and he was like brett are you drinking a white claw i was like that does look exactly like a White Claw. Is he hanging out with Parks in there? Clarks. Clarks. Parks is drinking a White Claw as well. Oh, really? Mm-hmm.

Okay. He's going to need you to drive him home. Speaking of Clark, sometimes I say to him, are you serious, Clark? He's like, my name's Parks. I'm like, okay, fair. He's going to pump fake you one time. He's going to put his fist up. He's like, my name's Parks. I'm like, okay, fair. You serious, Parks? He's going to pump fake you one time. He's going to put his fist up.

He's like, my name's Parks. My name's Parks. Champagne. Fair. What's his middle name? Edwin. Named after his great-grandfather, Parks Edwin Williams. Not former Tigers great Edwin Jackson?

No. A lot of people think that, but it's not true. Or is there an Edwin Encarnacion? Mm-hmm. Former Blue Jays great. Was he? He matches. You could say any team right now, and I'd be like,

yeah, he probably had a cup of coffee there. Edwin Jackson, I think also, I think he might have thrown a no-no for the White Sox. We're doing Edwin, right? I could be crazy there. Edwin. Edwin. Did you think about doing Edmond?

Edmond. No. I knew an Edmond on my club hockey team. Edmond. He's really good. You can't put a Mon on it on the end of everything. Edmond. You could.

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Actually, maybe it's better that catatonic use is suppressed on my feed so that I get to go back and kind of get the all-at-once enjoyment of seeing all the videos at once. The one from last night is very problematic. I'm going to have to check it out. What an account. You know what the people should check out? Stamps.com. Oh, yeah. As we slowly adjust to a new normal, we still

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I kind of like these. No. No, you don't. Like, you know these are super comfortable. Who makes these shoes? Steve Nash. He makes them himself. Like it's his proprietary are super comfortable. Who makes these shoes? Steve Nash. He makes them himself. Like, it's his proprietary blend?

Yeah, he's in his basement. The Curry 8s are coming out. They're getting released straight up by Curry's brand. I'm not saying these are heat. I'm saying I'm not ready to totally dismiss them. These are good for, like, when you have a five-figure deal at 8, but then you're running fives at 9. And then you go to the discotheca at 11.

Or the boardroom. And then back to the boardroom. And then back to the boardroom. See, you can do it all in one pair of shoes. These are atrocious, Dylan. It doesn't make sense. No one needs to. No one's going to, like Dave said, run fives after work.

Just bring your shoes. Oh, yeah. I am. You know what I'm saying? Bring your tennies your your basketball shoes why is it why does it look like he's in like doing like a fun pick for a groomsman why like what he's wacky wedding things are atrocious it looks like he's about to it looks like he's about to mix me up an old

fashioned with some smoke coming out of the top these are waiter shoes Dylan no no yeah if you spill anything on it's it's just going to dribble off. If some dude is wearing these, if you saw someone wearing these, right, and you didn't know the back story, that you didn't know that Steve Nash designed them to be like hybrid shoes, you wouldn't think much of them. Like, they look fine. No, if I saw someone wearing these,

I would assume that they signed their emails with just one initial. What does that mean? Why is there a pie chart in the corner of this photo? Because, dude, business is being done. It's a piece of paper that's flying through. He's in the midst of a bunch of pieces of paper, dude. They're falling from the sky. He's on a blacktop.

There's a pie chart just hovering. He's trying, at the same time, he's trying to back somebody down on the post while simultaneously dropping papers and trying to just get it together. Dude, imagine someone crossing you over wearing suspenders like that. You don't want that. I was, at one point. Two-time MVP.

At one point, I was a fan of Vancouver Whitecaps and the MLS. And then once I found out that Steve Nash was a co-owner, I had to get out. I was like, I'm done. Since we're talking dress shoes, it's probably only fair to mention that Randy's wearing wingtips today with shorts. With shorts and no-show socks. A move you don't see.

Randy, do you have anything you want to say about your fit today? Because you can weigh in if you want. He's shaking his head no. He says no. He's doing wingtips. I enjoy the fit. I think you look fire today, Randy. I'm just a little confused by it.

That's all. Yeah, honestly, I didn't have it in the cards. Like, when I woke up this morning, I was not like, yeah, that's a possibility. He's wearing his new cowboy boots with shorts tomorrow. He already told me. Please do it. I can't wait for that. Please do it, Randy.

Yeah, I bet you won't. What do you have to lose outside of the entire, like, not our office, like, thinking that you're weird. It's just everyone else in our office complex would just be like, dude, what's going on? I'm going to try on the Steve Nash's. I bet they're comfortable. Yeah. But they're swagless. And I love that part about them.

No. What has less swag, these or Dylan's golf shoes? Dude, these aren't swagless. Acknowledge the question. My golf shoes are bad, but at this point, they're very dad, and I'm just embracing it. It's kind of funny to me now. They're comfortable.

I know that I'm losing touch with the young generation because I actually don't think Dylan's golf shoes are that bad. They're pretty bad. They're like the closest thing to Monarchs that you're going to get. They're like... I don't know. I got some Janoskis.

Okay. Or whatever they're called. Did those come in yet? Yeah, they came in. Did you play in them? I played with them every month. You didn't get a photo? They were peeking out in one photo, and I had a bunch of backers respond saying,

like, ooh, Janoski's very on brand for you. I will say, my one review of these golf shoes, this is my new segment, Will's Golf Shoe Review, is that the backs of these shoes are the thickest back of a shoe I've ever seen in my entire life. Just caked up. Yeah, it's like, why do I need an inch of padding on the back of my golf shoes? It helps you create more speed.

I kind of have that on these 4Ds, and it's the one thing I would change about them. They're kind of fat back there. Thick boys. Toss it up. see what i mean oh mine are so much thicker dude old pancake ass over here you get a really long back what didn't like new who was the company that came out with some ridiculous like business shoe gary v had a signature business shoe that's it that's it randy can we get the Gary Vee signature model up on the screen?

No way. Is that easy to do right now? Well, I actually copped these. These were some of the worst shoes I've ever seen. I gave you all the knowledge you need to... Dude, Will, these aren't bad. Do they come in other colors? I'm assuming they do.

Yeah, imagine these in like a mahogany brown. These are just all birds with more drip. Do you know how much these cost? $249. $89. Did you already know that? Yeah, Brett quizzed me earlier, and I guess $250, and then he corrected me. That's expensive.

Dylan, get an up-close view of these. Okay, show me another color. You're going to put creases into these things like you'd like you've never seen before yes I'm crossing fools up on the on the court right at five you can't wear these dude you are not known for your handles I do not hate them I'm being real you know what man why do you ask me to see other colors as if that would makes a difference for you of course it makes a difference I can see colors you see the off-lights don't show Dave the off-whites.

Those might be the best looking ones. The grays. Those are like cool groomsmen shoes. Those are straight up just good looking shoes. Those are the shoes that the cool guys bring to the wedding to change into for the reception so they can dance. You know what? I'm going to buy some. Oh, my God.

To Baker Mayfield. Oh, God. I was so fucking pissed. I was already annoyed to be in the same room as baker mayfield for uh that wedding and then when he switched into converse all-stars oh my god dinner started before dinner started he changed into him i was like i hate this dude did he let me guess he took his tie off and put it around his head i didn't make it at the wedding that long i left early yeah didn't you eat mushrooms i had a stomach issue and i actually had to leave early.

I was kind of pissed because he definitely was going to do that. Oh, that's a Baker Mayfield move. How many times did he Dougie? Dude, I was going to say, he just Dougied his little ass off, didn't he? I mean, he was probably the star of that show. He probably upstaged the bride on her big day. Dude, he absolutely did. Switching to Converse.

It's the bake show, bitch. That's a premeditated move, too. You're like, I'm going to pack these. I know dudes who, I've seen dudes do it. I've never done it. That's why I always plan my footwear accordingly. You can dance in regular ass shoes. The Steve Nash's would be great for a wedding.

I got a lot of grief for wearing my white shoes to Lily's beach wedding. Why? I don't know. Just a couple people on the Twitter. What's wrong with that? Oh, they're just like, it's just not a good look.

You should have been wearing dress shoes. Oh, you wore your white clean-ass shoes. It was a beach wedding. I liked it. It was on sand. I think I took my shoes off. I didn't even wear shoes mid-wedding. A lot of people popped bottoms, yeah.

A lot of people were messaging me on the sideline, you look good, big baby drip God. You did look good. People were calling you that back then. Right. Back November-ish, remember that was. Now I'm hot and they're all on me.

Huh. What's that from? It's a song. Back then they didn't want me. Back then they didn't want me. Now I'm hot and they all on me. I don't know who sings it. Ooh.

Motherfucker's spitting right now. Yeah. You are spitting. Oh shit. He's been do you guys want to talk about this speaking of spitting? Do you want to talk about the easy prototypes that also came out? This is shoe talk. I'm not ready This is club. Cool discussions. I love oh, I love the shoes Randy's got Gary V's toss them up here Randy It's a Gary V shoe. Okay What are these? positivity Yeah, Gary buddy Gary V released a case Swiss one Oh, what are these? Positivity, optimism. Yeah, Gary V released a K-Swiss one. Oh, that's who it was.

Those look like Etnies or something. Those are actually tighter than the Steve Nash's. No, stop it, David. No, these are better than the Steve Nash's. No, they're not. They say words of encouragement on them. You don't like words of encouragement, dude? Not on my shoes. They say positivity and optimism all over them.

You can pull yourself up. I'm literally going to cop the gnashes. They're tight. Look, you need to stop with the negative mindset. You can pull yourself up from your poop straps. Get up. Do it. That thing you wanted to do, that passion project, turn it into your career.

He doesn't do much for me. Yeah. Remember how he always wanted to do it? I started out in wine. His big thing that he always talks about is how he wants to own the New York Jets. I'd love to own the Jets. Imagine that being your end goal in life, owning the fucking Jets.

The Jets fandom is so... I feel bad for Jets fans. These shoes are putting me in a bad mood. I feel like they're poorly run. Toss the Yeezy prototypes up here, Randy. Having Gary Vee is probably better than what they got now. What, K-Swiss? No, the Jets. prototypes up here, Randy. Having Gary Vee is probably better than what they got now. What, K-Swiss?

No, the Jets. Oh. I was doing the sports. Well, Yeezy dropped some absolute heat on the TL. What the fuck is that? He jumped over Jumpman with these ones. That looks like a walking boot if you just got off ACL repair. Is he trolling us at this point?

He's like, hey, I got these snowboard boots from what's it called down the street? From J-Hole because he's up in Wyoming. He's like, can you just wrap these in space? I'm going to give credit to our boy W.R. Bolin who said they look like they belong to a dinosaur Halloween costume for adults. That's a really good take.

He nailed it. Really good take. That sounds tight. They actually have the same bottom as my Janoskis. That's actually perfect for this. Oh my god. Hat tip Randy for reminding. What are those? This is literally the perfect song for this.

I'm running it back. Oh, my God. It looks like it's made out of, remember the eraser that's just an eraser you had in elementary school? Not like that's on the pencil. They had the pink side and then like the gray side. It looks like it's made out of an eraser. Imagine walking into the studio and seeing a guy spray painting these things and just being like, yeah, produce these.

I just have a lot of questions. Where do you wear these? From the boardroom to the discotheque. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, you wear them to your holiday party. Parks is trying to get my attention out there, but I'm recording a podcast, bud. I don't know what to... He's probably got wind of these shoes now. He's like, Dad, I'm trying to cop my attention out there I'm recording a podcast bud I don't know what to

He's probably got wind of these shoes He's like dad I'm trying to cop He wants the Raptors He's trying to cop He heard dinosaur shoes And he was like yeah I'm in Let's do this Dylan he's got something to tell you

Just come in bud I'm sorry We needed a special guest today I'm going to sneak the mic in front of his face Come over here, bud. What's up, young blood? What's good? Can I get a game?

Does it cost money? I don't know. I don't know. If it costs money, we can't do it. Okay. Okay, figure it out. I can't spell. Okay. You see Figure it out and then... Okay. You see right there is a life lesson.

You want something, you got to go out there and get it. You can't just ask for money. You got to make it yourself. Hey, we're almost finished, bud. You got to make it yourself. I started in the wine business. Close that door behind you, buddy. Thank you.

Sorry, folks. This door is 100% coming open. You know, Dylan, he's going to remember that moment. Is the door going to stay shut for, like, the first time ever? I don't know. Hopefully, Brett will figure it out. I'm going to buy him whatever that shit is. If these come out, I will crowdfund it for parks.

We've got to get them for parks. Yeah. He couldn't walk in these. That's just the prototype. He'd be stationary. Imagine him stomping around in these. He'd look like he's wearing ski boots. Yeah, but, dude. Dude, these looking like he's wearing ski boots.

Yeah, but dude. Dude, those look like K2 fatties. His first day back at school, he's got to get the fit of all fits off. It's fair. There's going to be mad honeys in his class that are just like looking around for who they want to have a crush on. He's starting kindergarten. Uh-oh. There goes the door. Door's creeping open.

Door's creeping open. Kindergarten, man. What a time. You had to walk into kindergarten with a crush already in mind he's gonna meet all his classmates for the first time man he's switching schools big time for the for the homie big time this his first his day one fit has never been more important than it is right now and i might need Barrett to come help us out or something. So what's with the umbros? Parks is just wearing umbros now?

Dude, he's just wearing umbros. That's what I wore when I was a kid. I haven't seen them in 30 years. Fashion is cyclical, dude. Not 30, but like 20-something. No, it's probably 30. I had people tell me that they never left. That's what I heard.

But I didn't know that. Maybe they're still big in the soccer community. I guess. Probably 30. I had people tell me that they never left. That's what I heard. But I didn't know that. Maybe they're still big in the soccer community. I don't know. Very much. I don't fuck with those people. Bro, yeah, they're still big. But I was happy to see them wearing umbros because they're tight. And it brought me back.

They're objectively tight. Yeah. I love umbro. They actually make a very quality, like, everything. Bro? Bro. Dylan, like, everything. Bro? Bro. Dylan, dude, don't. I'm sorry.

I take it back. I have an announcement. What's your announcement? I just want to tip my cap and say congratulations to Zach Johnson on being named the PGA Tours Payne Stewart Award winner presented by Southern Company. Thank you. What's Southern Company?

I don't know. That's who presents the award, though. They only referenced it like six times in the Zoom call where they surprised him. What's the Payne Stewart Award for? Just like being a good dude, I guess. Payne Stewart was a notably good dude. RIP. They give it to the guy who's the mostne Stewart award for? Just like being a good dude, I guess. Payne Stewart was a notably good dude. RIP. They give it to the guy who's the most memeable.

Yeah. That makes sense. I've got just a full folder of Payne Stewart memes. No, that's not true. Yeah, I guess just charity and people like you. Now, people forget that he did shoot 66 day one of the PGA Championship and followed it up with a 76 to miss the cut. Dude, that's classic.

That's classic. That is some tough shit there. See, on one of my rounds, I had an opening nine of 56, and then I followed it up with a 44. Shoot it even hundo. Dude, don't call it a comeback. I know.

I know. Once I start shooting below 100, people get scared. 66-76 is the guy who's like the best player, the A player on the golf trip, who goes out day one, goes low, and then stays up way too late, like pounding cold ones and playing dice games until like 5.30 a.m.

He leaves his trip club at 3.00. Yeah. He's got some honey back to the hot tub at the mansion he's just like blasting music from a bluetooth speaker he's just a zombie the next morning he just didn't sleep and he's like i'll be fine he just goes out still puts up 76 they'll beat you by asterisk i've i've taken the number one t-box like bachelor parties and just had the shakes that's not a vividly vividly recall i had to at a bachelor party that i will not talk about uh in in too much depth yeah i showed up to the t-box and could not like i couldn't i couldn't

do anything standing over the first putt it was like i'm gonna throw up all over this right now yeah i took half of an adderall and straightened out and then i ended up playing fine yeah the one in charleston comes to mind stone old ferry great golf course but man i was on the first t-box just shaking it was bad How'd you play? Yeah, what'd you shoot? I don't remember. What'd you shoot? I think we did a scramble.

We had two teams. You have to do a scramble. Yeah. My rule is if you're in shambles, you scramble. I think we had 12 guys there. Feel free to use that. We did three teams. Three teams.

I don't hate doing two 18s. If everyone golfs and you don't have to worry about it on a bachelor party, doing two 18s, one in the morning where people can play for their score and play for money, and then in the afternoon just toss a scramble out there to get everyone fired up, I love that. How much fun are scrambles? I threw one bachelor party. I was in charge of one, and that's what I did, and it was an incredible day.

When your boy puts one out there like 270 and splits the fairway, you can just let it rip. That's the best feeling, a low-pressure tee shot. You can just swing your little dick off. Exactly. Just swing out of your Steve Nash's. Swing out of your Gino's. You just burn a hole in your Janowski heels.

The course comes out and they're like, hey, you guys can't have eight carts on one fairway. It's like, fuck you. This is big money. They just have to sit by and watch. We're on 17. We're going to kick us off. Why are there 12 guys on that green?

Yeah, I'm sorry, but the 73-year-old starter is knocking to alpha a bunch of 30-year-old dudes that just took Adderall. And then you finish the group behind you that are your boys are coming up, and you just circle the green and wait for them to come in. It's harassing. You look out in the fairway. There's like 20 dudes on your green on 18. And you look out in the fairway

and there's some guys who are not affiliated with your bachelor party. They're just like, cool, man. I guess we'll just wait. We'll play this hole in 30 minutes. They're doing that little white creature meme. We're like, what's going on? Yeah.

Waiting on you all day. Should we do this week in in fun presented by bird dogs? Yeah. You guys know what bird dogs are at this point. I actually got a DM from someone just yesterday, and it was one of the nicest DMs I've gotten in a very long time. It was from a listener, and he said to me, as a fellow swamp-ass boy, thank you for the bird dogs code.

And I said, absolutely, player. Absolutely. We've got to stand in solidarity. They are by far my favorite shorts to exercise in I like to put them on to go chip and putt at the course They're so comfortable And the sweat situation is so under control with these things So when we played Arcadia Bluffs

Noted nice golf course I packed my bird dog's pants But it was a little warm And it wasn't warm in the morning But it was warm enough that I was like You know what? I'm just going to roll with the shorts right now.

And then at dinner that night, because we were eating at the clubhouse, I decided to toss on the pants. I had numerous people ask me, dude, who makes those pants? Those are really nice. So I stood up from the table

and I did a little spin. Did you show them that ass? I was like, these are bird dogs. Show them that cake. And then they were like, wait, are you wearing underwear right now?

I was like, no. They come with a liner inside. Who needs it when you have a liner? I think they're the best. I think pound for pound, they're the best fitting pants that I have. Whoa. That's quite a statement.

You know, I'll make a disclosure here. I haven't really had a chance to wear the pants too much just because it's hot. Yeah. But I look forward to the day when I can. They're my happy hour pants. They're my everything pants. And they're my golf pants. If you live in a southern state and have sweat problems and you want to wear pants in a time when it's above 80 degrees,

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a free Bird Dogs face mask for your pair of Bird Dogs, or with your pair of Bird Dogs. You will not take these things off. I promise you. Dylan, what are you doing this weekend? Man, big-time weekend for your boy. So Parks' mom is out of town for like a week that means saturday is truly for the boys dude not just saturday for the boys but this week wednesday

thursday friday sunday and even monday are going to be for the boys at least for me and parks that is because we're just going to chill we're going to go swimming um Not much we can do. Is your pool open? It is. They opened it back up. We got pool access now. And we're just going to major bro time this week. Can't wait. This weekend, I don't really have much on the docket. Maybe we'll go back to the dinosaur park. I don't know.

Something tight. You're not going to run the dinosaur park back. There aren't many things I can take him to do right now now you know what he did tell me recently i've got him on sunday we're going down to costa rica we're gonna go check out an archaeological dig you're taking my son on an international trip right you know what he told me recently though he said he wants to go play golf with me and by that he means i want to ride in the cart with you while you play golf that's what lasts about three holes i I'm going to do that. Yeah. I'm going to do that at some point.

Just go to a cheap hole. That's fine. You need to get him, put him in the Yeti coffin and just strap it to the top of the fucking golf cart. I'm going to do that for sure. He's going to ride with me. I don't know when we're going to do it, but we're going to do it. That'll be awesome, man, because, I mean, he's never had a chance to see his dad just

blast one about 350 yards to the right off the tee. He'll be impressed. And then angrily swing his club. God damn it, Dylan. Oh, you idiot. You bozo. I'll keep the language PG. Dylan, you suck.

You suck. Bozo. Fart knocker. I wish I just called myself a bozo instead of what I actually call myself. Are you a bonzo bozo? No, no, no, no. I don't associate myself with that kind of people. Okay.

Ah, come on. And that's pretty much it. Thanks for asking, Will. I got nothing. I'll probably be in the pool. You gonna play golf with me in parks? I'll play. I just got a new range finder.

Yeah, I'll play. Have you guys heard? Did we get a sponsor? Your boy has acquired a range finder. Okay. I love karting with someone who has a range finder well it's the best so yeah when we were playing sorry i just cucked your weekend okay i had nothing when we were playing i i sally was like she could tell that i was getting back into

golf after six months of just me hating golf and i told her i was like honestly like yeah i think i'm gonna get a range finder because i think it'll get me out more like i i hate being in austin and not knowing my yardages anywhere because I never play these courses. I'm just terrible. And she did a great wife move, and she just bought one on the sly, and it showed up when we got back from the vacation. What a gal.

You should start that Twitter account, Great Wife Moves. Yeah, total wife move. So, yeah, I was very happy about that. So if anyone wants to ride with me. I will play some golf if asked. I did point on doing something golf-related. Didn't have a tee time or anything, but I'm going to at least hit balls. You can catch me in the lap pool at the gym getting some work in.

Just trying to stay out there, stay outdoors, and swim, man. Yeah, clarify at the gym, Dave, that it's outdoors. It's my new meta. Oh, yeah, the pool. They have an indoor pool, too, but the outdoor one got a little crazy and didn't put sunblock on the head yesterday. And the results will not shock you. I'm paying for it.

I'm paying for it. Yeah, I think I'm going to have a low-key weekend. I don't really have much to do. I'm a little bummed. Sally's sister just acquired a boat, and they've been on it every single day since they got it. And luckily for me this weekend, they are out of town. So I will not be on the boat this weekend like I was hoping to be.

But we'll get there eventually. You should take it out. I should just take it out, honestly. You can have the – we can tow it. No, it's fine. Okay. Oh, it's out there. It's in the water right now.

They're a slip, folks. Yeah, there's – yeah. Oh, then let's definitely take it out. Yeah, let's just take it out. You know what can drive that sucker? I could probably do it. No, you can't. I'd probably fuck something up.

Yeah, you would mess it up. You would definitely run my head over and kill me. I don't think I'd run your head over. You'd run to the ground. Are you laying in front of the boat with your head in the water? No, I'm just flailing because I've been wake surfing. You're doing breaststroke and I just smoke you? I was wake surfing for two hours.

And people were like, oh, this is awesome, man. Keep going. We'll play some music. And next thing you know, my head is just gone. You would definitely punch it in a no-wake zone. Just piss a lot of people off. There's nothing worse. Come on, dude.

My boating prowess is better than that. I'm not ruthless. I'm just saying. There's, like, little kids out there trying to learn how to sail and stuff. I'm not going to do that. Boat's the wrong thing to buy. You want to buy the WaveRunner. Don't they say stuff about the best days having a boat, Dylan? I'm not going to do that. Boat's the wrong thing to buy. You want to buy the WaveRunner.

Don't they say stuff about the best days having a boat, Dylan? I've never heard this one. You haven't? No. The age-old saying? No, I've never heard it. It's the day you buy it and the day you trade it in for a brand-new jet ski. I think that's the exact saying.

You want to have a friend that has a boat. You don't want to have a boat yourself. If I ever see either of you guys riding a boat at full speed, I'm going to be on a jet ski, and I'm going to get so close behind just to get some sick air on your wake. Now they're going to look at me, and I'm just going to be like, do you know what they say the best day of owning a jet ski is? What's that? Every fucking day that you own that jet ski.

Why are jet skis so tight, man? Dude, anyone that does not like riding a jet ski is not someone that I want to be associated with in any shape or form. It's all like the benefits of like a boat outside of like, you know, storing your stuff and other people. But less baggage. Like you don't have to worry about all the shit that comes with owning a boat. Yeah, the worst part about having a boat is just feeling like you have to entertain everyone that's with you on your boat. Yeah, no one driving the boat has a good time.

And then you got to clean it. You got to make sure the zebra muscles are off and shit. Jet ski, you just tear ass across the lake and have fun. Yeah, it's low risk. Man, what a time. They used to make me wear a helmet when I jet skied. Yeah, if I get a jet ski, I don't have to listen to YouTube just begging me to get on my boat.

It's like, no, you can hop on the back. Hold on tight. Damn, man. Grab my life jacket, Dylan. Shit. we can go chino to chino i don't want chinos on the lake i'm gonna wear my you bird dog you don't wear chinos while jet skiing come on gotta be kidding me oh man where are my bird dogs that's fair i can't wait for an instagram story like six of them of will on like wake surfing dude he's tossing the rope in. Oh, dude,

he tossed the rope. Oh, he's going for 360. He's going for 360. Oh, he didn't make the 360. Oh, dude, you almost had it. Oh, dude, that stinks. Every one of the boats

gets so hyped when you throw that rope in. Dude, yeah, it's like, like, well, he did it. If he falls. Dude, I love, I love just clicking

onto someone's story on like a Saturday night and just seeing like six consecutive wake surfing stories. It's just so dope. I cannot wait until I get to post one of myself. The thing is, if we were wake surfing all the time, we'd definitely be posting them

of ourselves. They are pretty lame, though. Dude, I'd have you toss me a beer, and I would drink it while I was wake surfing. I was sick. People forget I was the first one to do that. Ever? Yeah. Wake surfing. Dude, pull the tape, I was the first one to do that. Ever? Yeah. Wake surfing?

Dude, pull the tape, man. Or were you wakeboarding? Surfing. Okay. I heard you can't even wake surf, dude. I heard you couldn't get up. I've never seen you wake surf. I thought you were a wakeboard guy.

I used to be both, man. Whoa. Yeah. I was quite the wakeboarder. A two-way player. I got into wake surfing. This was like 2007. I heard your favorite quite the wakeboarder. A two-way player. I got into wake surfing. This was like 2007. I heard your favorite aquatic activity was docking.

Don't you like docking the boat a lot? Yeah, that was always my favorite part, putting the boat up after a fun day. But, yeah, I can wake surf. Yeah, I drank a Natty Light out there back in 2007, documented it, and people went crazy for it, and now everyone's doing it, and I'm not getting the credit I deserve. I'll have one of the lads toss me a high life. Maybe a vidzy.

I'll just put my teeth in, I'll teen wolf that bitch. I bet you won't. I will. I hate when people do that. It always got so uncomfortable. Why? Because you've never seen such awesomeness? I feel like they're going to tear their gums out.

You've never done it? No, never will. I've done it like a hundred times. Oh, you're fucking tight, dude. Very frapped. God. Very frapped. This guy. Did you know that done it? No, never will. I've done it like a hundred times. Oh, you're fucking tight, dude. Very frapped. God, this guy. Did you know that about him? I did.

Wow. Yep. Is it time to get out of here? This is a fun epi. Yeah, I know. It flew by. I enjoyed it. Anytime you get to talk about Gary Vaynerchuk in the same segment as Kanye West, it's a

win. Who won the hockey? We had a homie interruption, too. I don't think it's over yet. I mean, they probably just got through the – they're probably just midway through the second period right now, Dave. So I was – I'm going to show you guys something I stumbled upon. I was looking for – I was looking for some K2 inline skates just a minute ago.

Backyard bobs or? The fatties, actually. And I just stumbled upon the 2017 new jumping jump shoes, 2-in-1 roller skate bounce shoe, $112. Holy shit. Oh, my God. You have to get those. Get those right now. Get those right now.

Why would anyone put those on their feet? To jump skate. Why would you want to jump skate? I don't know. That seems dangerous. It's all the glamour of skating with the tightness of jumping. I have a question. What?

Did I stutter when I told you to buy those right now? They're kids. I wear like a 9 1⁄2. You can slide into a Kid 7. What have you done, David? I pulled out the speaker when I was showing you guys the thing. Don't disrespect the speaker. I apologize.

Is it time? I hope it's going to play. Is it turned on? It's hard to say. It doesn't really matter, though. We're closing up. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we're good.

Good. Bye. Bye.