Circling Back - Bucket List Party Destinations & Halftime Shows

Episode Date: September 26, 2022

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Starting point is 00:00:00 all right we're back circling back podcast presented by busy hard Heart Seltzer, the only heart seltzer with vitamin C from Superfruit Acerola. My name's Will DeFreeze. To my left, a little spooky, D. Carter Ruff. What a morning in Austin, Texas. We've got dry air moving in, cooler air. A little tinge of a crisp. It was like, it was crisp adjacent. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:00:43 I actually had coffee on my my back deck crisp adjacent outdoor bing bong it wasn't now look i did go when i went outside with the dog and my baby boy big baby boy rhodes i did wear shorts and a t-shirt so it wasn't that it wasn't nearly it wasn't crispy but you could see how you could see how crispiness is in sight. When I took Rosie out this morning, when I took her out, I would consider the temperature and the feel out there to be perfect. That's what it felt like at that time. These are big words. It was 75.
Starting point is 00:01:20 I was outside in a long sleeve t-shirt, a pair of shorts. Yeah. Some Birkenstock sandals. 75 can go a long-sleeve t-shirt, a pair of shorts, and some Birkenstock sandals. 75 can go a long way with dry air. Man, that moisture that moved out was the best thing to happen. Temperature, yeah, that's just a bonus at this point. But the low humidity. Woo-wee!
Starting point is 00:01:36 I had a hot cup of bing-bong outside. I haven't done that in years. Piping hot bing-bong outside. You grew up here. I just got here as fast as I could. You know how it is, brother. you know how it is brother hey man leave your politics at the door i don't like you to do that voice but i'm still not uh i'm still not in hot coffee outside mode yet i needed to i needed to get maybe high 60s before i get there don't michigan my texas you ain't seen my tex. Mr. Texas himself. Mr. Austin.
Starting point is 00:02:05 Little Tex. Shipping up to Austin. The dropkick Smurfies. What? Dylan Chivry. Yo, yo, yo. What? My head exploded.
Starting point is 00:02:17 By the way, I have some really exciting news to announce. We are going to move into a new headquarters here pretty soon sectors are rendering out it's been designed it looks fantastic features a 330 foot tower um estimated to be somewhere in nine figure range so we got to get someone to pay for it uh but it's going to be sick we're going to abu dhabi a miniature golf course swimming pools it's going to be open to the public it's going to be really really the public. It's going to be really, really cool. We're going to break ground hopefully sometime 2024. If you want to go ahead and just take that off the rundown.
Starting point is 00:02:52 Yeah, here. The second that we had planned. If you hear me typing right now, click, click, click. Yeah. It's going to be nice, man. I'm editing the rundown as we can remove one of our talking points as – Restaurants. Despite us very adamantly requesting before that dylan
Starting point is 00:03:06 does not bring this up uh let me go or just edit this rundown watch museum that's gonna like show our history what's your problem dude what don't what don't you get it's also podcast week that's my second announcement it's podcast week this this is you're like you and brett are the biggest teasers slash like you guys just do stuff way too early what do i do yeah you do that is something you do we won't be ready to like launch something at all and then brett will quote tweet something with eyes emojis like a week before and it's like dude we stop doing that yeah we're not ready for this he just jumps the gun man what are you doing brett I feel like you're guilty of that as well.
Starting point is 00:03:46 Yeah. We dumb up. You're the all-time. When we launched the company, you were definitely guilty of that. Yeah, it's true. You were very horny, which I respect. Anyway, this project is going to be really cool, guys. Just wait.
Starting point is 00:03:58 All right. Can we have a guest come in really quick? Yeah. Somebody wants to come in and say something. Hang on. Let me see. I'll give him my mic. Oh, who is hey what's up guys it's uh your boy little pumpkin um just wanted to say that spooky season coming up next week episode one season four
Starting point is 00:04:16 expect big things uh you're gonna see some new things you're gonna see it is season four right i know this is funny like that. You look and sound a lot like my friend. Funny how? Hey, sorry. Funny how? You look and sound a lot like Dave. What's funny about that? What's this guy's problem?
Starting point is 00:04:33 Oh, that's a louder one. Whoa. What the heck? Dang, man. Somebody's got a chainsaw out there. Can you imagine getting killed with a chainsaw? Someone just goes to town on your shit with a chainsaw? Skins your ass raw? I'd probably start with the limbs if i was going to take someone out just i'd probably just cut their head off i'll take their limbs off first
Starting point is 00:04:53 like i'm not trying to be morbid but like i kind of want like if i'm gonna use a chainsaw to kill somebody like i just would rather you know make it easy on them and just cut their head off that's a difficult the whole point of a chainsaw is to be like like nasty with it you know like just blood just flinging all over the walls and shit get dummy gore on that yeah fling it all over the wall i mean you think about it hotter than the gore sisters can you think of a like a messier weapon to kill someone with in a chainsaw you can't yeah probably what um i mean i can't do it like like a a bomb that you shove up a superhero's butt okay maybe a bomb season one maybe a bomb episode three two three anyway i'd rather be killed
Starting point is 00:05:41 with a bomb anyway it's a spooky season guys thanks for having me on next week gonna be dropping look forward to it every year only be on the paywall on patreon all right thank you guys all right here dave can you actually show him the door real quick yeah i love what y'all done with the place we need some wd-40, I think, for that. Yeah, do we need to talk to the guys who constructed this? That's what we're going to call Will's 40th. No.
Starting point is 00:06:11 WD-40. No, my 40th is the Bill reveal party, where I reveal that I'm now Bill. If you expect me to ever call you Will after you turn 40, you're high. Billy D. I'm going to have a mustache. I'm just going to be wearing tucked in polos into jeans every day. I'm going to call. Billy D. I'm going to have a mustache. I'm just going to be wearing tucked in polos into jeans every day. I'm going to call you Billy D.
Starting point is 00:06:31 Billy D here. I'm just going to call you Bill. There were times in my life when I was like, I could pivot right now. I'm going into middle school. If I wanted to, I could go buy something else.
Starting point is 00:06:41 We already had a Billy. Thought maybe I could class it up and just go straight William. That's when Prince William was going through his like, you know, his heartthrob phase, his heartthrob era. Then his hair fell out.
Starting point is 00:06:54 Yeah. Quite spectacularly. Unfortunate. He does have the luxury of having a crown that will eventually block that from the haters. Ooh, drop this king. Not yet. He's a prince actually prince of wales how is harry's relationship with prince charles you gotta imagine it stinks yeah oh is it his adopted father or is yeah or his father he's
Starting point is 00:07:18 listed on the birth cert i know but it's not his dad i always i almost tweeted over the weekend something about how it's still hilarious to me that the king of england once said he wanted to be a tampon that's true uh very unkingly but then then i started realizing that like you know we had a president who said things that were just like what like every day more outrageous than the last and so it's like you can't really you can't really talk shit on him saying that he wanted to be a tampon like what wmd in iraq we had trump just tweeting stuff like that every day oh different president yeah what do we have alex jones's president at some point no but he's famously done saying sorry hey what man i wanted to do my impression of Prince Charles talking to Harry Okay Harry
Starting point is 00:08:06 Come back to the family This Megan She's so Did Megan cry at the funeral? Probably not Were they crocodile tears or whatever? Alligator tears? I never know what side of the Megan situation I'm on
Starting point is 00:08:24 I think there's Merit to both sides Both sides y'all gator tears i never i never know what side of the megan situation i'm on oh yeah are you team megan i think there's merit to both sides oh both sides y'all what's up with king i guess he's king now what's up with him he seems kind of boring different personalities he's like hella into plants and shit so he's probably kind of like you i feel like you guys might bond over your science grind oh he's on that lame-o shit yeah he's all about he likes saving the planet and stuff which i'm fine with that's cool uh but yeah he likes like he likes a botanical garden every once in a while you're famously a big prince andrew guy i'm watching the crown yeah aren't you you're andrew's your guy right you're a big prince albert guy aren't you oh yeah in a can prince albert you know i'm talking
Starting point is 00:08:59 about yeah i think i know what you're talking about. That's Dave, dude. That's freaking Dave, man. Can you imagine? No. How bad of a day do you have to have when you're the piercing guy? It's like, God dang it. I can't do this shit anymore. Like Sally lost an earring the other day. She's like, that's all right.
Starting point is 00:09:17 There's a store that I like that's having a piercing party soon. I was like, what if I just walked into that piercing party? And I was like, do it. Give me the Albert. I want the Albert. Hey, guys. Thanks for having me back on. It's Lil Pumpkin.
Starting point is 00:09:27 If you like piercing screams, check out Spooky Season next week. Only on Patreon. Thanks, guys. Check out Spooky Season. What is that? This is Charles. You sound like Doc Holliday. Low energy.
Starting point is 00:09:40 Tombstone. Please. Don't fucking. No. Like end of life Doc Holliday? Yeah, he was dying of tuberculosis. slowly and painfully yeah one of the most sickly performances well done coughing up val kilmer should have won an award for that in my opinion maybe it's a great movie man of course they had the uh the shootout the out of the uh okay corral. Okay? Let me just tell you, there was nothing
Starting point is 00:10:06 okay about it. A lot of people died. Sure. Right outside these doors right here is where it happened. Come on in, cowboy. I'll tell you all about it. How much time you got? Pull up a stool. Tie that horse up. We got ale for you, if you like. We got ale.
Starting point is 00:10:23 Ale? Ale? What did ale become a thing all right that's a game of thrones we're not gonna know that it just feels like in every western movie it's it's always just whiskey wish and just like just just give them the bottle no it's like yeah i'll take i'll take a whiskey and they put the bottle in front of like this i don't need the whole bottle it's not how you do business i could probably do two of these yeah i'll just take an uber home i'm gonna have two shots yeah uber horse home you're at the you're at a rustic tab or carriage and you just order like a yeah you're like i just bourbon she just gives you the bottle and you're
Starting point is 00:10:57 like oh am i supposed to okay i know okay what do i do with this just drink the whole thing i hear i hear that like in like medieval times they were all sitting around this like old bar and they were watching chive tv and there was an epic fail video yeah i'm following where's this going then one of the guys was like what if we made some epic ales and then they started making ales. Really? And that's how it happened.
Starting point is 00:11:27 Yeah. It all stemmed from Chive TV. So they were watching Chive TV in medieval times. Yeah. Dinner and tournament. Yeah. Damn. Pretty cool story.
Starting point is 00:11:38 The House of Dragons is getting mad real, y'all. Man. What's that dude sick with? The man i don't know i don't want to spoil it but are they gonna do like hell so they're this is a prequel i'm sick this is a prequel as everyone knows yeah that means it happened before are they gonna prequel the prequel like do i have to keep delaying because like i've been the reason i didn't watch game of thrones is because i'm a traditionalist and i wanted to get the prequel in before I actually went in on Game of Thrones. Right.
Starting point is 00:12:06 You were way ahead of the curve there. Yeah. And so I'm just wondering, are they going to do this again? You're straight up on your bullshit right now. I've actually just been reading the books. The pre-prequel comes out in 16 years. Just wait for that one. Okay.
Starting point is 00:12:17 The pre-prequel. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Going back another 400 years. I mean, is he ever going to finish the books? Sorry. You know what they call a... I don't know.
Starting point is 00:12:31 A baby porcupine. I don't. A prequel. Do you want me to start over? We have that luxury. This isn't live radio. We are recording this. Like Dave said, Spooky Season, patreon.com slash circling back podcast.
Starting point is 00:12:51 Spooky Season is upon us. Tomorrow, though, for all our Dickie Noah dolls out there, we do have Do You Know It? Wow. A game show. It's an exciting day of the month. A lot of people talking about, you know, is Will going to storm back in, take two in a row? Can he do it? Do you know it? A lot of people talking about, you know, is Will going to storm back in, take two in a row? Can he do it? Do you know it? A lot of people think the D-man's due again.
Starting point is 00:13:10 The D-man might be due. The original D-man. Oh, I was talking about the other D-man. Oh, Dave? Yeah. No, Dave's not due. Also, voicemails 888-618-4422. Again, 888-618-4422. Get in, get out, be tactical.
Starting point is 00:13:26 Go leave a review. I haven't read the reviews in a little bit. Go leave one so I can read them on Monday next week. Also, merch. We got tons of it. Washmedia.shop. Go check it out. The hats are flying off the shelves.
Starting point is 00:13:39 We got some more out-of-office hats in. We've got all our other hats in. We got fajita shirts going on. Hey, sorry. Let's let something pop on real quick hey what's up little pumpkin wow you got a spooky season merch also thanks guys spooky season merch as well hey by the way quick announcement on that if you order the gray fajita shirt if you're one of like the first 45 ish people to order one you got the wrong color sent to you the corrected one will be sent to you for no charge. At no cost to you.
Starting point is 00:14:07 So you just sit back. The gray one actually looks pretty dope. It does look kind of sick. Especially if you're a Carolina fan. If you're a Tar Heels fan, like low-key, you just got hooked up. Yeah. So you have another shirt headed your way when they're finished printing, which should be any day now.
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Starting point is 00:16:44 using promo code circling back at liquidiv.com dylan what'd you do this weekend i'm looking at a rendering of this dude perfect thing they have a straight up like rock and jock style like basketball rim that's like 30 feet high it's so sick do you have something to replace the segment we were going to do so friday that would be helpful friday i you know what in spite of uh just a terrible performance by my texas longhorns on the football field i had a pretty fantastic weekend did what happened there i kind of wasn't watching much football this weekend they lost an ot they lost an ot this guy yeah um anyway savage damn they played old trafford friday night bay and i bay of course is my wife
Starting point is 00:17:26 for those new here we went is that the one that you married in may yeah i married i married bay in may that's no that's not a thing can't be a thing going forward stop staycation so for people out there who are like wait is he mispronouncing vacation? Great question. I had to explain this to a lot of people. People don't know what a staycation is? So a staycation, David, since you probably don't know, is when you stay, stay, the first part of the word, in your city, but you go on vacation. So you're staying, like you're not traveling.
Starting point is 00:17:59 You know what I'm saying? It's a vacation during which you stay put, kind of. You stay at a hotel in the city of Austin. Got some pool action in. I'm saying it's a vacation where you, during which you stay put kind of, you stayed at a hotel in the city of Austin, got some pool action in, got a nice dinner off, had just a fantastic time. Kind of, kind of let it rip a little bit. It was a lot of fun. Okay.
Starting point is 00:18:17 Oh, I follow. Saturday. I'm sad to admit that I missed Parks' soccer game during which he scored his first ever goal. Come on, man. I missed it, but I heard all about it. No vid. He put one in for about 15 feet out, got it past a couple of defenders.
Starting point is 00:18:36 His teammates lifted him up. Huge day for the big guy. Did he hit him with the Cristiano Ronaldo celly? He took his shirt off? Yeah, that's tight. Yeah. And we started flexing. I was like, all right. Did took his shirt off? Yeah, that's tight. Yeah. And we just started flexing. I was like, all right.
Starting point is 00:18:47 Did he actually? No. Oh, that would have been sick. I should teach him to do that. Yeah, that's a yellow card, though. I don't give a shit. No, to be honest, like, and this goes for, like, any, if I ever coach any soccer team that Fritz is a part of,
Starting point is 00:18:59 this goes for any of the kids. If any of them take their shirt off and get a yellow card, you will not be reprimanded. Yeah. I will, behind the scenes, give you a $5 bill. You used to look the other way when that happens. Saturday, watched some college football. Didn't like what I saw.
Starting point is 00:19:14 Saturday night, went out to dinner with a lovely couple. We went out and had just a really nice time. Went home and kind of chilled the rest of the weekend. Watched a little football yesterday. Took Parks for some batting practice. I didn't text you. What are you looking at me for? Took Parks to some.
Starting point is 00:19:34 Apparently Dylan didn't text me either. I know what you're doing, okay? I'm ignoring you. Yeah, we went to a baseball field. Parks hit some balls. Played a little catch. Did you have a catch? We had a catch.
Starting point is 00:19:46 He's nicer with the glove, with the leather than he was last year. Actually, it was spring. He's nicer with it. That's good to hear. That's all I got, man. What a big weekend for you. Thank you, man. What'd that boy get into?
Starting point is 00:20:02 I didn't do anything because main reason, I thought I was sick. All last week, I felt not great and realized it was just, I have debilitating allergies, which I am going to an allergist Thursday for the first time in forever. Going to figure this out. I'm good now. Yesterday, I was good. Good today. But I didn't want to push it. am going to an hour just thursday for the first time in forever gonna figure this out i'm bad i'm good now yesterday i was good good today but i didn't want to push it so i had uh i had the unfortunate task of just sitting on my couch watching uh college football all day saturday
Starting point is 00:20:38 and nfl football all day sunday i'll let you guess which one of those days was better um it's answer is saturday because watching the nfl all day has nothing on college football i know that's not like a groundbreaking take but it's just it's the nfl is very boring in many in many aspects i hate it did you catch that broncos game last night i switched over to house of dragons at the half and then i went to bed that's right i mean i i watched i watched a decent portion of that game and i'll say this it was also dragon if you know what i mean that game stunk baby addy one of two games i won on uh dip pics shout out to too much dip
Starting point is 00:21:17 our sports pod if you haven't checked it out please go check it out are we fading dave this season i mean honestly if you look at that you should fade all of us no one it's ugly kj is winning but he's not winning he's not doing well when do i get to be guest picker so i can come in and just sweep you guys off when you want to do it let me let me look at my sketch let me look at my sketch we'll see if if one of the two big name guests that we have lined up for the next couple weeks if they back out i may need you to fill in okay not that you're not big name but they're just they're they're out of network no it's okay it's okay the auto network guests will benefit the stream more than me tough tough act the book let me say tough you get jerry rice kj
Starting point is 00:22:00 won three of nine got the rock kj won three of nine games Got the rock. KJ won three of nine games. And won the week. And was in first place. You guys stink, baby. Yeah, I'm pretty stink. I'm a big bag of dog shit, baby. Yeah. I stink. Luckily, the guest picker is also doing pretty shitty.
Starting point is 00:22:14 Shout out DraftKings Sportsbook. Did something yesterday. This is going to be really exciting to all our 20-somethings listening. Cleaned up and rearranged the garage. Oh fuck. Yeah. Dave, put some stuff up in the attic.
Starting point is 00:22:30 You have any containers? Like, did you go like get some like Tupperware container? Not Tupperware. We had some nice dude. Yeah. Fill those things up. And like,
Starting point is 00:22:37 now you walk out into our garage and it's very nice. Now there are a ton of boxes still because, um, I don't know. Somebody in my household likes to order baby pajamas for every occasion. Is it Rhodes? Maybe. Might be. I'm not naming names.
Starting point is 00:22:55 But yeah, a lot of boxes out there. I'll have to break those down this week. Not a big deal. But yeah, it was low key. My mother-in-law is staying with us. So yeah, I got to relax. It was a good time. Watch some President's Cup.
Starting point is 00:23:12 Two presidents, one cup. Which two presidents would you choose for that? I would choose... I don't know. I don't want to be Clinton adjacent at this point. Who's the guy that gets ties to Epstein? So I'm going to have to go with George W. M. Brock. It didn't have to be.
Starting point is 00:23:30 Well, I guess it does have to be living. Yeah, I'm not going to have a dead print. Yeah. Who's the guy that got stuck in the bathtub? Was that Harding? Probably Taft. It wasn't Taft. It was Taft.
Starting point is 00:23:39 He was a man of size. He got stuck in the bathtub. Oh, Billy Howe Taft. That's a tough scene, man. They would teach you that in history, and it's like, that's fine. That's a fun note. But, I mean, tell me about his policy. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:57 Tell me about his economic impact. What did the economy do when he was president? What did that economy do? Were there any ripple effects riddle me that fourth grade teacher who thinks that being fat is funny the economics trickle down that's another question we don't know yeah i only do freakonomics yeah freakonomics was that book that like everyone read and then everyone acted like they had some novel idea at a group dinner and it was like yeah i also read the first few chapters of freakonomics this was right after outliers or before outliers one of the two same same situation with those books outliers was
Starting point is 00:24:35 definitely a like 2009 talking point yeah cocktail parties no like yeah so like no like we're waiting to have kids because like i want to have my kid like later in the year so that like they're always playing up and they'll be better for their age you know yeah i read the first chapter too but you really did that's all i read of it malcolm gladwell it's just not not my guy more like malcolm midwell oh damn he's gonna be malcolm sadwell if he's listening to this podcast and hears himself getting roasted. Ooh. What if he's a big listener this whole time and we never mention his name? He'd be a pretty big listener.
Starting point is 00:25:12 Now he's just getting roasted off the face of the planet. I used this podcast called The Circling Bag Podcast to turn my brain off. Fuck you, Malcolm. Not anymore. What if we just started beefing with Malcolm Gladwell's podcast network? Now that we've already taken down our other podcast network that we've been trying to butt heads with. I think Malcolm. Oh, the whiny girls?
Starting point is 00:25:31 They're done. I think Malcolm. I think he's got numbers. I feel like we could. Yeah. Yeah, but we could beat him up, right? Might have like five glasses. Who wins in a fight between me and Malcolm Gladwell?
Starting point is 00:25:45 Probably Malcolm. Are you kidding me, dude? I don't know, man. I feel like I could definitely take him. I've never seen you throw hands. That's because you've never seen anyone that's stepping to me because they're scared as fuck. That's true. He's 1.75 meters tall.
Starting point is 00:26:02 That doesn't help me. Why is this the only thing like how tall is that five nine yeah i got him dude i got two inches on him what's that mean i'm five nine bitch yeah but you you're you're a you're a uh a wily five nine like you could you can get inside me and start like just doing a hurricane punches into my dude don't let dave get inside you man gets inside you and does a hurricane. Yeah. Dave's scrappy. They said it, not me, Randy.
Starting point is 00:26:28 Don't look at me like that. Dave struck me in the face the other day. That's true. I did. I accidentally slapped you. You deserved it. He said it was an accident. He apologized.
Starting point is 00:26:33 You deserved it. You did push my chair across the room for no reason. What? You did it. You had that coming. You struck me in the face.
Starting point is 00:26:41 And then you refused to grapple with me. That's true. Because you're too scrappy. I don't have a good base man everybody knows that dude i just can't get my legs to grow i don't have a good base you don't put any effort into your legs i was waiting my ass is growing though i was waiting for klein to like hear that and he heard it like nine days later and then be like dylan that's one thing that short-circuits him is when he hears you say go lift heavy you gotta love it you don't
Starting point is 00:27:10 you don't lift heavy at all you need to eat more you ate 38 why would i lift heavy dude you don't lift heavy you want big legs or not bitch i do leg workouts i just don't do squats i'm like i'm not gonna put all that weight on my back man man. That's bad news for me. Do front squats. You do front squats, bitch. I literally do. I'll put some weight on your back, dog. All right. I'll squat you.
Starting point is 00:27:30 I'm tired of carrying this company on my back. That's for sure. Oh, shit. By tanking the rundown? Yeah. By making us actively delete things from the rundown. I can't wait to hear your replacement segment. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:41 I'm pretty fired up. If you don't have a replacement segment, it's fucking over for you. Oh, we'll get to that. Will uh would you care to share about your weekend yeah your boy had a huge weekend uh you know we're still talking weekends i did something on friday i did something on friday fucking around have you guys heard about this movie top gun maverick yeah yeah i saw it for the second time and i have to say uh i saw it in 4k on my television at home yeah i have a 4k television not to brag um i enjoyed it more the second time around sally had not seen it yet and uh i knew that she had to see it uh she was gonna watch it on the plane and i said tell it's not a plane movie how did uh all the man meat affect her in that movie i
Starting point is 00:28:22 couldn't tell at the time but you know when when the show off scene with when they're all playing football together all she said was and she didn't complete a full sentence here all she said was miles teller's abs are like and i was like are you gonna finish the sentence like what sally like a guy who had a professional trainer and nutritionist to train for a movie. She didn't have the same reaction to this movie that she had to seeing The Accountant for the first time, which was where she asked me if we could just watch it again. Is that Ben Affleck? Yeah. Good movie.
Starting point is 00:28:54 Yeah. I've never watched that one. She wanted to run it back. It was also the first time she'd ever taken an early bird. Did he cook the books? He cooked a lot of people's books, I guess you could say, right, Will? Anyway. So, yeah, that was really the most exciting thing that happened to me this weekend.
Starting point is 00:29:10 That's awesome. Did you rearrange your house or attic or anything? No, I did. Did you get crazy? Actually, funny you asked, Dave. I did rearrange my sock and underwear drawer. Dude, isn't that a good feeling when you open that thing up and it's not just balled up in there like micah's pool house yep you got like folded up undies you got socks that match yep so i've got my i've got my boxer stack i've got my last case worst case scenario like
Starting point is 00:29:35 all the good stuff is dirty pile and then i've got like the good pile of underwear and then i have the good socks yeah yeah you know what i mean which probably is your crotchless yeah please do my crotchless the crotchless one that goes in the boxer pile okay because that's just for the good socks. Yeah. Yeah. You know what I mean? Do you want me to expand on that? Yeah, please do. My crotchless? The crotchless one, that goes in the boxer pile. Okay. Because that's just for special occasion.
Starting point is 00:29:51 Yeah. Special occasion? Yeah. Yeah. I like my crotchless ones though. It's just funny that someone thought of that. Like, you know what we need to make? Yeah. What if we took, what if we took the utility of underwear and completely removed it but you're still kind of wearing them interesting you don't you don't have the guts to wear crotchless underwear
Starting point is 00:30:16 dylan are you kidding i'll let my shit hang out do you have it guts you ever try to lift heavy and you're like man oh dylan doesn't know anything about lifting heavy go we already talked about this we've moved on a lot of people out there you know they might be feeling a little heavy after these summer months of you know eating and drinking everything inside oh yeah tell you what patio beers yep these days they're getting shorter the social calendar with this weather turning it's about to start filling up and work yeah we're not doing half day Fridays no more it's about to get hectic my friends suddenly it's hard to find the time to work out it's easy to fall out of good habits like exercising when fun season turns into busy season but putting off working out now leads to the same old new
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Starting point is 00:33:21 yesterday when rihanna posted one single tweet slash instagram of just her holding a football and we all knew it's super bowl halftime time baby i wish it had just been a football and it just said you like what you see what if she just posted a selfie wearing a ucf polo and it just said the halftime show can't come soon enough that would be pretty impressive because i'm pretty excited um but let me say when i first heard the news i i barely i saw it on tl and just scroll by it i thought it was going to be taylor swift and rihanna and in my head i was like how is that going to work too many hits too many hits and just not enough stage for the both of them this is going to be good
Starting point is 00:34:03 because taylor swift would have been boring no no if she unless she did 1989 she would have been uh just absolutely not i'm tired i'm tired of people just slandering taylor's name she would probably want to go up there and like sing folklore songs and i would be fine with that taylor should consider dropping like a good album how many times have you listened to folklore and or evermore once each and i was like see now my style i don't want to hear why could i not find rihanna on instagram did she block me or something bad girl riri i've looked up bad girl riri i know that gallery probably got blocked yeah what if i just i heard she blocked you because you slid into her dm saying you dropped this queen she's like she she took a screenshot and sent it to casey musgraves and casey was like dude he did the same thing to me
Starting point is 00:34:43 what a fuck boy i'm telling you i can't find bad girl reedy right now well maybe you're just not good at working technology as far as current musical acts go one i'm surprised that she's never done a super bowl before even if she was like not like the main event has she i feel like she has to have been on stage at a super bowl at some point but two anyone downplaying her as a super bowl performer is an absolute idiot because she has a catalog of hits that not only lends itself she could do the whole show alone she could go full weekend style and just do it alone but she has so many hits with others that we have the opportunity for some real good cameos are there people out there that don't think she's got the chops for this i saw that's insane. I saw some Twitter folk that was like, this would have been cool nine years ago.
Starting point is 00:35:28 She hasn't put out anything lately. Shut up. I prefer her catalog to Beyonce's. I'll say it. I think I do, too. Dude, Rhodes likes Rihanna. Maybe it's because that's what I would put on, the upbeat stuff. Rhodes knows a bop when he hears a bop.
Starting point is 00:35:44 He doesn't let me listen to a lot of like pop music, but he likes Rihanna. And I was going through her Spotify. I mean, there's at least 12 like certified bangers. My personal favorite is Love on the Brain. Okay. Okay. Extremely horny. Very good song.
Starting point is 00:36:03 I actually agree with that, what you said about Beyonce. Yeah. I'm not here to slander Beyonce. You don't want the beehive after you, dawg. As far as hits go, Rihanna's getting me on the dance floor way faster than Beyonce. There it is. And that tells you anything I need to know. If it's single ladies, though.
Starting point is 00:36:21 No, you can't just bring up the one song. I'm single ladies. I'm just saying that's one situation where you could do that get your hands up if we were if we were destiny's childhood we're doing great i'm beyonce no you're not okay oh i have the the vocal talent i have the dance moves i'm michelle aren't i yeah it's kelly kelly ass kelly's great. She's bad. She's good. I like Kelly. She's good. Married, divorced now, but married to Roy Williams,
Starting point is 00:36:50 former OU and Cowboy great. Roy Williams, number one head buster. Head coach of UNC. Former head coach of UNC. Different guy. One of the most winning coaches. An older white man. He was.
Starting point is 00:37:04 Also former Lion and Texas Longhorn Roy Williams. Facts. Again, a different guy one of the most winning older white man he was also former lion and texas longhorn facts again a different guy yeah not an older white man what a resume on this different guy then your kid roy williams he wants them to be successful in sports it's crazy that this is the first time you and i've ever bonded over roy williams you know interesting we have a fajita shirt that a lot of roy williams fans will like unc colors unfortunately you can no longer purchase them but there are about 45 of them floating around out there see this is going to be like this is going to be like that beanie baby that had like the wrong tag you're gonna you're gonna see those on stock x for like five yeah
Starting point is 00:37:38 yo you see this fajita shirt sick yeah dude they're on the american apparel blokes yo um so i was going through some old super bowl halftime shows and i i want to revisit 2004 but maybe not for the reason that you guys were expecting uh famously in 2004 justin timberlake revealed the nipple of janet Janet Jackson to close the showdown. I famously did not see that happen live. I didn't either. I was on my personal family computer on MSN Messenger talking to girls. And unfortunately, you can't find it anywhere on the internet.
Starting point is 00:38:17 This guy messages girls. I was messaging girls, yeah. And is it surprising that Jessica Simpson was a part of that? Now, I get this was her era, but Jessica Simpson, Janet Jackson, P. Diddy, Nelly, Kid Rock, Will, Justin Timberlake. It's underrated that we went. Tell me. I know there's been a lot of really good acts. A lot of people will point to Prince being the GOAT Super Bowl halftime show. I'm not one of those people.
Starting point is 00:38:43 I'm not slandering Prince, but I just am too young for prince to appreciate that performance being the goat for me for me it was last year well well technically this year in 2004 and i feel bad because i feel like this everything got overshadowed by the nipple nipples do that the nipple that weirdly had like a ninja star on it yeah yeah kind of tight i don't know if i ever really got an explanation but i mean she could why hey look jenna jackson wear what you want but i'm just saying it's just surprising to not see the actual um a lot of people don't know this the sister of michael the late michael jackson yeah what was he late for for the super bowl in 2004 they went hot in her into mo money mo problems into ball with the ball into cowboy well two of those things don't fit no offense i'm out i'm so out on kid rock his
Starting point is 00:39:38 music is everything he should have done only god knows why was it's like, I can't believe Kid Rock was even a part of this. Dude, he was big back then. But in 2004, It was before it got canceled, bro. In 2004,
Starting point is 00:39:53 what was he doing on the lineup with like these, like this is a, this is a certified banger after banger after banger. Where was the Super Bowl?
Starting point is 00:40:00 Dude, he was huge. It was in Houston, Texas. Oh. H-Town. He was absolutely huge. The H at the bottom of the map. He would, he was huge. It was in Houston, Texas. Oh. H-Town. He was absolutely huge. The H at the bottom of the map.
Starting point is 00:40:07 He came out in like 99. I feel like it was when he really hit like mainstream. And then like- He was just too hot to ignore. That's all. What a time. It was sponsored. That halftime show was sponsored by AOL Top Speed.
Starting point is 00:40:25 AOL. Got mail. You've got mail. Very cool. You think last year was the greatest halftime show of all time, Dylan? Yeah. I mean, for me, as a guy who grew up listening to, like, 90s rap, absolutely. I thought last year had potential to be the best of all
Starting point is 00:40:46 time i thought it was i i just didn't think it got there for me set design was dope they played nothing but bangers it was it was awesome i loved it i thought it was very a very good recent halftime show however you're a big fan of 2019s right let me scroll which one is that you're referring to goddeme i don't know what that means but yeah maroon five oh god oh travis scott big boy okay the georgia state university marching band no i was looking at uh i was trying to figure out when the super bowl halftime became like the experience that it is now where it's like oh you got to get the big dogs in here we got to do something crazy i think it dates back to 1991 does this do anything for you new kids on the block oh yeah disney characters and warren moon 2000 local children that's what it says here that's a lot of local shout out to all the local
Starting point is 00:41:47 children in warren moon not playing in that super bowl yeah why did war why was warren moon on stage i don't think he was sick with that big skin though he once completed the most passes ever to open up a game yeah that's a good fact 342 was a lot michael jackson 1993 was when i i think it probably came into its he did jam billy jean black or white we are the world heal the world i i don't know if i would finish on those two i think okay yeah it was all about bringing people together dave i know it's just i don't don't know. You end on a banger. Are we just ignoring 2000 when we had Phil Collins, Christina Aguilera, Enrique Iglesias, Tony Braxton, and an 80-person choir?
Starting point is 00:42:33 Again, from Georgia State University. That's a good recruiting tool for Georgia State, being like, hey, we might get a Super Bowl. We got them, too. Check out this pivot in 94. Clint Black, Tonya Tucker, Travis Tritt, and the Judds. What's your favorite Travis Tritt song? Go ahead. Night of 20?
Starting point is 00:42:53 Chill out, dude. What? My favorite Travis Tritt song? I don't have one, man. Hey, here's a quarter. Call someone who cares. I think mine was his 1992 1992 hit the whiskey ain't working i've always said that it's a good one sometimes it's working too good if you know what
Starting point is 00:43:12 i mean you're not drinking anymore i ain't drinking any less though brother you okay no you okay honestly i would have loved to see Diana Ross in 96. Sponsored by Oscar Mayer. Killing. The wiener. The wiener company. Yeah. Yeah, dude.
Starting point is 00:43:33 Oh, my God. What? 2012. This is the last one I want to bring up. This is just a wild-ass mix. Terrible. LMFAO. Terrible.
Starting point is 00:43:42 Cirque du Soleil. Nicki Minaj. M.I.A. CeeLo Green. That's trash. Dude, yourible. Cirque de Soleil. Nicki Minaj. MIA. CeeLo Green. That's trash. Dude, you just got Cirque. Why do they not just get Blue Man Group? Yeah. What if Blue Man Group is backing up Rihanna?
Starting point is 00:43:54 What if... Is there a Vegas Super Bowl coming anytime? Seems like that will be in order. They got a great stadium. Gotta be in play very soon. Because if you don't have... You need to have all dudes with residencies. Just get Blue Man Group. Penn and Teller.
Starting point is 00:44:10 Yeah, Penn and Teller for sure. Chris Angel comes out there and pulls a rabbit out of his ass. It's in Arizona again this season. I feel like it's every five years. Is it in Arizona every other year? What kind of deal do they have with Arizona? We get it. The field moves.
Starting point is 00:44:22 Cool. It does? What do you mean? They can switch the field moves cool it does what do you mean they can like switch the field out for like practice versus like whatever isn't that most stadiums yeah i think most that was like the first talking point that was like the first one that did it though 2015 it was there too y'all wouldn't know dude you guys weren't sports fans back then you're right i'm the original sports fan you really are yeah it was in 2008 and 2015 at the same stadium.
Starting point is 00:44:47 Must be shelling out a hell of a box for this. Remember Katy Perry and then you had like the shark. And then for the next two years, the left shark was like the worst meme going. No, but then we also had, I enjoyed the Katy Perry. That means she has hits. I also, I did enjoy the Justin Timberl i mean she has hits i also i did enjoy the justin timberlake one where they had that little kid just going wild his baby you're a fire was it maddie b i was at that performance live it's stonk live stonk sound bad huh stonk
Starting point is 00:45:18 all right let's have a really smug annoying segment dylan rates super bowls uh the jt one Dylan rates Super Bowls. The JT one in Minnesota. Stonk. Why does it stink? The sound was terrible. It was like on the other side of the stage. The stage was right up against the stands. Really small. Only the people right in front probably enjoyed it. Everyone else was like, what the fuck is even going on over there?
Starting point is 00:45:40 I have no idea. It was trash. It's not meant for that. I was given double birds from the mezzanine it was like were you really no that'd have been rude i'm gonna give you two names bruno mars 2014 and met life special guest red hot chili peppers don't love that i don't even remember them being there but i do remember bruno mars doing his Bruno Mars thing that was quality. Small lad. He is a tiny lad. 2009.
Starting point is 00:46:10 Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band. I do remember that. The boss. Guy that puts on a good show. Say what you want about him. Older guy, can still move around, slide on his knees. Does he have a lot of negativity surrounding him? A lot.
Starting point is 00:46:22 He's controversial. He's very politically outspoken. Not just because of that, but I think he's... Well... I'm not a big boss guy. I'm not a big boss person either. So Randy does call me Big Boss Man. I do. Which is weird that you make him do that.
Starting point is 00:46:38 I don't make him do that. I actually prefer that he doesn't do that. I sat him down one day and said, Randy, we have to stop with the Big Boss Man stuff. He said, thank you, Big Boss Man stuff. He said, thank you, Big Boss Man. You're like,
Starting point is 00:46:46 just call me Big Bad Voodoo Daddy. Some dude named Dylan, same spelling, just added me on Twitter. He said, do people constantly add a second I to your name
Starting point is 00:46:58 when writing it down? Happens to me constantly. Drives me nuts. I said, yeah, I hear you. Really grind your gears, huh?
Starting point is 00:47:05 Did you just make a burner account and just like, are you trying to find like... No, shout out to Dylan Donovan. Probably a really cool dude. Yeah, he's probably the man. Anyway. Anything else on our good friend Dylan Donovan?
Starting point is 00:47:19 That's all I had. I just hope she does Disturbia. Disturbia, it's a hit. I hope she does Umbrella. Ella. Ella. Yeah. Under my umbrella.
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Starting point is 00:50:39 genitalia penis there's a leaked footage of some young men doing a white powdery substance off each other's penises quite publicly not like in like a back room they were just in the middle of the party just just going to town just ripping gator tails off their
Starting point is 00:50:59 their buddies front tail g-tails yeah front tails were you guys happy when you found out that it wasn't cocaine or were you bummed out because i was i think i was happy that like it was a little relieved that they weren't doing such aggressive amounts of cocaine off each other's penises yeah like a bad way it was bad enough as is yeah okay what have you did you did too much it's like oh man like people are telling the story like he's doing it off of bryce's dong bryce jeez yeah
Starting point is 00:51:26 we had some backers who partook last night or i guess yesterday two days ago whatever it was i've got uh some a buddy in my group text not gonna add him i got a buddy in my group text who's uh done his first v's and cocks seems to be enjoying it seems to think it's funny is it just widely available i think i think they sell it at okay it's harmless october so i'll take uh sugar and menthol i'll take a frosty boy like some kind of german lager and some v's and cocks please and it's over the counter kind of situation do you think the guys who were doing it off of each other's private parts, do you think they were, like, making a joke about the name?
Starting point is 00:52:07 Like, Fee's in Cox. Oh, dude, you got a dude off your buddy's car. Yeah. Okay, let's do it. There's a video camera right there. Or a cell phone. I wonder where they are from, those dudes. I mean, they're European.
Starting point is 00:52:19 I'm saying Northern European. How do you know? Because. You talk to them? Because they're different, dude. These Europeans party different than us. They do stuff off each other's wieners they don't care and they don't they don't worry about the next day they're like we're good oh the photo oh the video got out yeah it's like i give a shit i'm probably not in a position to snort anything
Starting point is 00:52:37 even if it is legal and harmless like vies and cocks i just don't want to i don't want to do that the only thing i'm snorting is like neti pot what about melatonin recently came out you're supposed to snort that i'm not trying to snort anything i'm so wait where did this happen i didn't see i didn't read the article but i just read that you're taking melatonin wrong so i decided to look i just i don't like melatonin gives me weird dreams it gives me weird dreams and it wakes i wake up at 3 a.m every single fall asleep early but then i wake up at three o'clock. You're not actually supposed to snort melatonin. That was just a really good tweet I had. I got 40 likes.
Starting point is 00:53:09 I tweeted it at 4 a.m. when I couldn't sleep. It wasn't very good. This website says, what happens if you snort melatonin? Well, the answer might surprise you. But you fall asleep. Let's do headlines. Melatonin. Headlines.
Starting point is 00:53:22 That'd be so bad, man. Headlines. Headlines, melatonin. Headlines. That'd be so bad, man. Headlines. So in talking to my friend who was over there, I told him that going to Oktoberfest in Germany has got to be one of my bucket list items.
Starting point is 00:53:35 Absolutely. I would love to do it one day. I don't know if I'll ever do it. I don't know if my life is going to go in that direction. But then Sally asked me, she goes, do you ever want to do Oktoberfest? And I said, yeah,
Starting point is 00:53:45 I would love to. She didn't sound that into it. Just hammering beers and leader hosing. Yeah. Yeah. Sounds like, and so I started thinking, what,
Starting point is 00:53:53 what other bucket list party items or party situations really do I have on my list that I haven't knocked out at this point? And now I've implored you to, to also think of this. Okay. I'm too old to do any of the ones that are on my list the only thing i think that's not true man i'll never jump off of a roof at a house party into a pool pussy you're not that ship sail you're not too old to be doing stuff i think i'm too old for the things that i've talked about hey you're not too old to be doing stuff because that means if you're too old to be doing stuff,
Starting point is 00:54:26 this fucker right here is real old. Sorry to put you on blast like that, dog. I don't feel like I'm too old to party, man. But you rarely party. Are you fucking kidding? You don't even get your beat whack. What? I misspoke.
Starting point is 00:54:40 It's all right. You say you don't get your beat whack? I get my beat whack all the time. I will never do a cake stand again. The waste management open, 16 toll. It's like, that's an obvious one. Low hanging fruit at this point, I think. People talk about it all the time, but it looks like a lot of fun.
Starting point is 00:54:56 So I agree with you. I just don't want to do the mad sprint. I'm going to have to pull the total asshole card right now and say that. Oh, is that how it works? If I get to go do that, I would like to have one of our contacts at the PGA Tour leading me somewhere. A media pass would be nice. Credentials. Have a little roped off area for us or something.
Starting point is 00:55:13 Michelle is walking us through. I don't know if we have that kind of pool, but I do like where your head's at. Yeah. Like I just don't see myself doing it in the way that like we have been hooked up at golf at PGA tour events so much that i just i i want to keep that happening that'd be excellent i want to go to a bill's tailgate see i want to do in a way if we're on the golf thing i want to do in a way uh rider cup i want to go i want to go on their territory and start fucking shit up i do too and while i think it would be cool to do an italy trip and go to rome for the or just outside for the rider cup i'd much rather do
Starting point is 00:55:53 a scotland or english rider cup yeah i want to go to i want to go to a straight up scottish rider cup two tailgates i want to go to i had a tailgate on mine too the grove and oxford mississippi against two anybody i mean texas preferably you know they're going to the sec uh number two is a bills tailgate i want to i don't want to jump through a table but i want to see someone do it you would have to though okay because you're a podcast personality and so if you go to a bills mafia tail, you have to jump through a table. Might fracture a clavicle. Don't care. You've done that before.
Starting point is 00:56:27 Not a clavvy. It'd be pretty painful. Yeah. Yeah, certainly. I want to go to just like a straight up like Bama LSU game in Baton Rouge. Just a classic SEC match. I have a great game experience. I haven't been to many
Starting point is 00:56:46 destination college towns on game day, but I have been to LSU about three times and it is excellent. The best I've ever been to. I don't know why, but LSU is like the top school
Starting point is 00:56:59 that I want to go to in a way game. It's awesome. I was a little bummed. I don't think... I wanted to go to the Texas at LSU game, was a little bummed didn't i don't think i wanted to go to the texas at lsu games but that never happened because of covid yeah lsu came here the joe burrow game texas was supposed to go back the next year but that game was canceled fucking late yeah uh other things i have on my list i have yeah i have i always wanted to do yacht week or ski week where
Starting point is 00:57:23 you just sign up and you just have a yacht in Croatia or some shit. Yeah, that sounds dope. Didn't we do a giveaway for Yacht Week or something? Or maybe we just covered it extensively. All of y'all's are really expensive. Yeah. Or I just want to do the Apres ski scene in the Alps or something. Just go absolutely wild.
Starting point is 00:57:39 Jumping off a roof is not that expensive. Ultra music festival in Europe. Just do a bunch of molly at a... See, that's why I'm saying I'm too old for this shit i feel like burning man has sailed i'm not trying to do burning man it's not on my bucket no it seems like a nightmare no desire and weirdly we probably talked about this last week barrett dudley on his list yeah called it a bucket list item yeah a b list yeah do you guys have neither of you have done kentucky derby neither of you have done like a call like Is that something you would like to do?
Starting point is 00:58:05 Absolutely. It depends on the access. If I had not – no. I'm telling you, Dave. No matter how you do it. Are you an infield boy? I'm not above being in the infield or whatever, but I pee so much that I need like a solid bathroom.
Starting point is 00:58:19 No, you're fine. You can't – You're fine, Dave. You can't plan your trips around your need to pee. Well, I literally do. Dave, you're fine in the infield. They have so many bathrooms. You don't even have to wait.
Starting point is 00:58:30 Do they have the good ones like ACL has? They have the good ones. There's another one. Music festivals. There's certain music festivals. I'm probably not going to go to Lollapalooza. No, but didn't you say you want to go with Blake Moynes to that one in... Stagecoach?
Starting point is 00:58:43 Yeah, to Stagecoach. You want to go with Blake from The Bachelor? That's on Stagecoach? Yeah, to Stagecoach. You want to go with Blake from The Bachelor? That's on your bucket list. Stay calm in Pet Puppies or whatever. I forgot all about that man. And then Cat Pat just brought him back into my life. Because he ran the shirt back. He ran the shirt back and he bleached his hair.
Starting point is 00:58:59 Did you see cool Adam bleached his hair? The fact that he kept that shirt around. That guy sucks. No, so on the note of Blakeake blake moines no one knows who he is anymore bachelorette blake bachelorette blake loves paradise blake the ultimate fuck boy he he's clearly insecure because he's he had to portray his hair bleaching is that he lost a bet instead of just being like hey so a lot of people are bleaching their hair lately i just thought i'd look good doing it he had to like make a tiktok and say that he lost a bet in order to justify doing it makes me feel kind of bad for this guy
Starting point is 00:59:31 i'm gonna reach out to him as an olive branch and say hey man you should go on love island he should go on how mad would that make y'all if he just popped up for some reason on long island england or whatever i would be so happy if i was watching love island and they brought on blake because that no one no one knows how to talk themselves into a terrible situation with women than him like he would make so many promises to so many different girls and then make good on none of them and i think you get more exposed on love island because they cover it for five straight nights instead of just overproducing it. Yeah. I also want to go to a Champions League final and or just like a huge match.
Starting point is 01:00:10 I can't really think of something better than a Champions League final. A World Cup final would be sick. I would enjoy that too. I would love to go to the World Cup final in the United States, but I worry that it would be like going to Super Bowl. Yeah, I'd much
Starting point is 01:00:26 rather go to a game in Europe. I guess if we're talking about things that are just never going to happen, I guess a Cowboy Super Bowl will be one. It's good, Dave. Check out Too Much Dip. Too Much Dip? Man, you guys worried about this game tonight? This Monday night game?
Starting point is 01:00:45 I'm kind of apathetic right now when it comes to This Monday night game? I don't care. I'm kind of apathetic right now when it comes to the Cowboys, so I don't really care all that much. I'll give my prediction later if you want it. I mean, the Giants are not good. Two-nil? I'm a little worried about if they don't win tonight, I'm a little worried about you guys and your mental health,
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Starting point is 01:02:30 Because you talked about it already. I talked about like 12% of it. All right. Let's hear Dylan's thoughts on Dude Perfect. Yeah, Dude Perfect is trying to build this immaculate monstrosity of a headquarters. Where? TBD. They're looking for some funding,
Starting point is 01:02:48 it looks like, Dave. Should we throw our hat in? Funding from who? Like a city? City funding. Yeah, the city. They're trying to get, like, stadium money.
Starting point is 01:02:58 Yeah. It's going to be a destination for families. Amusement park, if you will. What about dudes who aspire to be a destination for families. Amusement park, if you will. What about dudes who aspire to be perfect? Them too. Catch me on that rock and jog where I'm just like firing up 25 pointers all day. Are they going to have hashtags content cave where you go in there and learn how to like get dope content off?
Starting point is 01:03:21 You just probably not. Yeah. There's going to be a museum on site it shows like the origin of dude perfect maybe like the first like basketball they use for i don't know who knows something like that they have like some like relics from their house their house at a&m yeah dude yeah they like knocked a brick off of the wall the house i feel like the manziel video is the first one i saw get some of the shingles that they stood on to make that first basketball shot from like you know 40 yards away the first video was just them at a house just like fucking around then they brought manziel in a little later on
Starting point is 01:03:54 so manziel was early dude perfect i think he's when 2012 i think they're all at a and m together yeah or yeah i think they've taken different routes i think bay was all at A&M together. Yeah. Or, yeah. I think. They've taken different routes. I think Bay was there at that time, too. Manziel's just hanging out in Montana. No, the two-percenter. Mm-hmm. Yeah, that's – actually, the more that I'm thinking about this,
Starting point is 01:04:16 if they have it set up in there where you can go in and try the – where they bowl they like roll the bowling ball like 500 yards and it goes up like a maze and then like does a loop if you can like try that that's actually pretty fun i kind of want to try some of those i'm like yeah i'd like to do that now the one they did on the live stream the other night where uh my guy kobe was blindfolded trying to catch passes from like 60 yards away. I'm not trying that. Did he just get smoked?
Starting point is 01:04:50 He was just getting wrecked. He handled it like a real G, man. You got to. You're on TV. Anyway, the corner just hit him in the shoulder. It looks like something you would see in like United Arab Emirates. Yes, exactly. Like built on like an island they just made yeah what if they get the saudi bag can i get a saudi bag i don't think
Starting point is 01:05:15 they should talk to waystar royco their amusement park division who's that coming back get tom in there you're about this guy yeah i'm asking he's gonna have to fall on the sword oh we'll see or is he find out next time that's a session dude what a time what a time of recapping succession and having hardos come at us for not understanding the the business lingo like to to its full extent every single time like what the hell can't we just enjoy the one-liners and the meme ability of this instead of talking about like actually bear hugging i feel like that's just an excuse to like let people know you dabble in vc yeah uh double in vc yeah no it's actually not a viable route to go down yeah it was a poison pill yeah yeah yeah fucking i'm going to this i'm going to be there to get the
Starting point is 01:06:07 ribbon cutting ceremony if the hashtag doesn't get in for the ribbon it doesn't get us in for the ribbon cutting it's over dude i will block him on everything how how will they cut the ribbon though because they can't just use the giant scissors they have to like they're gonna throw a blade from like 100 yards it's like the guy who does the card tricks where he throws the cards like Gambit. Yeah. He just fucking goes right through the caution tape or whatever. Kobe throws a ninja star and it just like hits some kid and just ends the whole thing. A lot of liability.
Starting point is 01:06:36 Yeah. Yeah. Well, good for them. I hope they pull this off. They do an axe throw from the top of it. Yeah. That sounds pretty dangerous. I'd be sick if they work yeah first try absolutely you guys hear about this jupiter thing i just i had to fill you in this morning you didn't even know dude please dude
Starting point is 01:06:57 yeah what's going on jupiter um yeah so jupiter tonight dave you hear this it's gonna be the closest to earth it's been since the 60s. Ooh, I'll be outside looking for some drops of Jupiter. If it rains tonight and Jupiter is this close, I think that's the closest we can get to actually having drops of Jupiter. Jupiter will be its closest to Earth since 1963. It'll be very bright. JFK.
Starting point is 01:07:23 So bright, in fact, and close that if you get your binox out... Do you have binox, David? I've got a telescope. Okay. You can see the ring around Jupiter and also the moons if you look closer. Was it cool in 1963? Was it good, Dylan? I was born 80 years after.
Starting point is 01:07:43 A lot less 20 years after that. Probably easier to see. Yeah, probably pretty simple. Anyway, I'm pretty excited. But don't worry. If you miss it tonight, you have another chance 107 years from now to catch it. Just 107 years? Yeah, all you got to do is make it 107 more years and you can see it again.
Starting point is 01:08:01 What's kept me alive this year? I've been waiting for jupiter to get close as close as it did in 2022 exactly yeah how do they know yeah how do they actually know do they have a ruler that they're busting out that's telling us that it's close they'll see they'll see the the jimmy webb jupiter drop back in um when was it it was probably mid as fuck like dude it's it's fucking dope was it cool before or after they put like added their colors to it and stuff yeah when they hit that filter that's just slander they hit it with that logo that's that's freaking sick is it you can see the moons dog yeah are you kidding is it sick i just don't know if it's sick how many moons does
Starting point is 01:08:38 jupiter have you got to think a few oh you think you're a space guy you don't know how many moons jupiter has i think they have about five moons hey it has about five moons dave's dave's googling right now no i'm not google me the last thing that he had up was snorting melatonin oh dylan you were not even close 80 moons i was just kidding dude it's obviously 80 that's a lot many moons what if we just feel like we're stacking moons up at jupiter some of those things aren't moons can they send us one some of that space what qualifies a moon just a rock that that floats around your your in your orbit what how do moon what it what are moons even you know i mean like flat remember
Starting point is 01:09:19 the land of the lost show gravitational pull yeah remember that you know i'm talking about they had some dank ass looking moons in that halo's got some cool moons in that video game what's up what are what are moons up there for what are they even doing man i feel like i have like a personal relationship with our moon but then when i hear about other moons and other like on other planets i don't take them seriously i don't feel so close i know it looks like cheese and the sun goes down my part of town oh we'll be groo. That lonesome feeling comes to my door. Whole world turns blue.
Starting point is 01:09:52 Okay. Blue. We can end it. Neon moon? It's a moon that's neon, famously. What is classified as a moon? A moon is an object that orbits a planet or something else that is not a star. So it has to orbit the planet, David.
Starting point is 01:10:10 I told you, it's a rock that orbits planets. Besides planets, moons can circle dwarf planets, large asteroids, and other bodies. Objects that orbit other objects are also called satellites. So moons are sometimes called natural satellites. There you go. Wasn't there a stage in Star Fox where you're on Jupiter or something or a planet like it I don't know great game it's calling them dwarf moons politically correct little people moons is what they prefer
Starting point is 01:10:35 to be called that's what I thought too edit that out thank you for clearing the clarifying that you're welcome hey fun episode man I think some people will enjoy this one. A few. If you're that person, let us know. We'll be back tomorrow. To all the Dickie Know-It-Alls out there, let us know who you think is going to win tomorrow. Take that dub down.
Starting point is 01:10:59 Randy's been giving me some inside information. Call that collusion. Yeah, I have all the questions. I've been paying randy under the table for some uh for some intel uh but other than that get your voicemails in 888-618-4422 head over to washedmedia.shop get some hats before they're gone again go get a fajita shirt maybe we'll fuck up and you'll get two it's a pretty good deal if you can get it one door fuck up no no we don't
Starting point is 01:11:26 fuck up dude we're perfect you get bonus fajitas where'd you get these dudes are perfect yeah we're perfect yeah we don't mess up bonus toss should we do a press release about our new studio the same day that dude perfect's doing theirs oh let's yeah we got some contacts over at the statesman let's dunk on these guys there's a guy in my neighborhood who's got the license plate radio guy we can probably talk to him see if he can get us a little spot on there we should add that our studio is uh we funded it ourselves yeah not to brag but yeah we still we didn't need any outside was it melvin from the sports animal also 92 one little heads up for everybody. On Thursday, our studio's gonna be looking a lot different.
Starting point is 01:12:06 Next week could be an absolute movie. It's gonna be spooky. Time to get out of here? Yes. Bye. Outro Music

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