Circling Back - Cabeza Watch Recap & The Memes We Missed

Episode Date: November 20, 2019

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Starting point is 00:00:00 all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from the early bird cbd studio in austin texas my name is will defreeze to my right dave ruff happy to be back how you doing will feel good uh feel great this fucking uh gas station drip coffee is torch it's not drip coffee come on brah does that count if i'm drinking it it's drip i mean it's it's it's weak but it counts so give me five dollars you fuck yeah brett said brett said the first person to use torch on the podcast got five dollars from him in the correct context why are you just giving away $5? Before my intro, that shouldn't even count.
Starting point is 00:00:48 I agree. I agree. That's unfair. I'm sorry. You're not opportunistic. I didn't get intro first, Dick. You don't interrupt me. People interrupt you.
Starting point is 00:00:58 Yeah, you could have, Dylan. I mean. No, I respect your intro. That's the thing I don't like about you is you don't show initiative. Wow. Okay. Dylan in the building. Yeah, what's up, man?
Starting point is 00:01:12 I'm here. I'm here. No, I'm happy to be here. It's going to be a good episode. We got a jam-packed episode that I'm pretty excited about, actually. This episode's thick. Yeah. This rundown is dummy thick right now.
Starting point is 00:01:24 It should be quite torch actually. There's so much cake on this rundown. Yeah, it's caked. Dude, I hate that the band played Cake by the Ocean. That's the only thing I have to say. At the wedding they played that? They did. I'm sorry, that is one song that will be going on my do not play list.
Starting point is 00:01:39 That's my least favorite song in the last decade. You're not wrong. Mine's Party Rock, LMFAO. I hate that song. That's not even this decade holy shit yeah wow wow okay boomer damn that that hit maybe it is uh will do you have full control over your playlist uh i i don't think i don't think i do i don't know yet because we actually haven't we haven't signed all the paperwork for the band stuff so we need to figure it out but you want me to look it over i'm going to give them a list of songs that are do not play uh like brick house is off like dancing queen like
Starting point is 00:02:15 any disco is dancing queen's an awful song any disco is is not to be played uh no lmfao nothing like that no cake by the ocean i just can't fucking do it it's gonna be all bob cedar you gotta have like something to to get it there will be current hits but like i just can't deal with those songs i don't want like someone to take a video of me dancing to cake by the ocean at my own wedding you don't want somebody like maybe going live while you're dancing to a particular song at your own wedding? What, dude? When you've known... What song was it? When you've known the guy for like two weeks.
Starting point is 00:02:48 What song was it that... Did someone do that to you, Dave? Yeah, Will. Oh. Dude, that was a sick live video, though. It was. I missed that somehow. It looked...
Starting point is 00:02:57 The live? Yeah. Because you were at a different wedding. What? You were at a different wedding. Oh, I thought you were talking about Lily Drew wedding. No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:03:04 You were at a different wedding. No, I talking about lily drew wedding no no no you were yeah you had a different wedding no i went live and dave was just i think it was a bieber song and you were like hitting the kwan no i think it was hit the kwan oh it was of course dave hit the kwan at his own wedding dude dave no no one knows this unless you were there on you know the send off when you like are walking by and everyone's got sparklers or confetti and like whatever dave ran it back and did it again like high-fiving people i was i did uh so i got on the runway i did the uh jason jet terry the original jet and i ran down it with my arms out like i was gonna take off yeah like i didn't actually take off because i'm not an actual jet i'm a human uh jason terry also not an actual jet by the way
Starting point is 00:03:45 you know some people say hey i'm gonna look at your paperwork for the band like send it over and be like you just want to make sure like you're not getting fucked on this deal and then i'm gonna change it to where it says like i'm gonna request like multiple mid-2000s little john like young blood yin yang twin songs i can do a little john at my own wedding that's fine you'll do yeah usher yeah it just depends we're between two bands right now one of which is very old school motown a lot of that and then the other one is actually the band at lily and drew's wedding and so they go uh dude they were they were good they're the real mvps yeah so like we're not sure which one we're going to do but i'm very excited that we have two really good bands
Starting point is 00:04:26 that want to do our wedding. So I'm happy about that. They were troopers, man. They were troopers. We'll talk about it. I think it's on the run now. Before we get into it, let's talk about some stuff to get out of the way.
Starting point is 00:04:35 Listener meetup this Saturday in Austin, Texas starts at... Oh, man. I hit the... Didn't work. 3 p.m. What would that have even had to do with... I don't know what you were going to say.
Starting point is 00:04:48 It's hard to say. Come through. Come say hi to your boys. Have a drink with us. I said it was Rainy Street. We'll be balling. Are you going to go to this one, Dylan? Unless I get sick again, David, I plan to go.
Starting point is 00:04:58 Yeah, you need to go to this. I'll be there. I'll for sure be there. Dylan's going to do the rod building move and ditch to go on a date with a stewardess. You're going to ditch our white water rafting trip. I don't know. And your less cool brother's going to have to fill in. No, I will be there.
Starting point is 00:05:13 Parks will be there. Very excited to be there. The weather's supposed to be very nice. 69 degrees and sunny, baby. What more could you ask for? Yeah, I'm excited, man. Be there to be square. We'll be there early. I'm excited, man. Be there. We'll be there early.
Starting point is 00:05:27 Eisenhower's. 3 o'clock. Yeah, I'll probably get there a little early. We got Texas Baylor. There might be L. Dave's on the menu. What? The same. Dude, those bartenders love nothing more than...
Starting point is 00:05:40 Pouring up an L. Dave? Yeah, having someone tell them what an L. Dave is. I can tell you that. Either way. Be there. It can tell you that. Either way, be there. It's going to be fun. Just call it a ranch one. Our last one went off very well.
Starting point is 00:05:51 It was at night, though. I'm kind of excited for a little day drinking. Yeah, this is perfect. You get the... We're going to get the nice weather. Very nice.
Starting point is 00:05:58 And just good times. You get to meet Brett. Big game Brett. Tell him what you think about him. I'm going to make Will black out. It's going to be sick. I mean, if it was anything like the last Lister meetup we had at Eisenhower's, I stayed there for about 12 hours and got pretty twisted.
Starting point is 00:06:14 You definitely stayed there longer than me, and that's hard to do. I was the last man standing. That's very hard to do. I was the last man standing. I applaud you. Nick, didn't you say you were drinking twisted teas on Saturday? I'm only drinking uh proprietary wilmont's drinks that i'm going to brief the bartenders on beforehand well please do because
Starting point is 00:06:31 i have to send them an email okay cool also worst of went live on patreon yesterday first episode's free on this feed that you're listening to right now second episode live on patreon we did the night before thanksgiving next week we're doing Thanksgiving. Then office holiday parties, holiday travel, Christmas, New Year's Eve, everything. Which week is Cranksgiving? That's going to be a good episode. You're just going to record that from your childhood bedroom.
Starting point is 00:06:55 Don't pervify Thanksgiving. What's wrong with you? Dude, Thanksgiving was made to be pervified. You literally stuffed a turkey, Dylan. Yeah, don't you do the beer can turkey thing? No, I don't turkey dylan yeah don't you do the beer can turkey thing no i don't man sure don't oh and we also have some uh special breaking news right now new sponsor new sponsor alert new sponsor alert this isn't the first new sponsor on today's episode hell yes so i was actually pumped when i heard about this because to be honest i didn't know that this was in the mix and then all of a sudden i'm like uh
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Starting point is 00:10:50 That's T-H-E-C-E-R-E-A-L-S-C-H-O-O-L.com. The Serial School. Enjoy cereal like a kid again. School's back in session. Should we talk about Cabo? Yeah. Apologies we couldn't do this sooner. We all booked our trip through Monday,
Starting point is 00:11:09 and I wasn't about to bring our podcast equipment to Mexico. Yeah, so Monday's episode was actually recorded last week. We had Ross Bolin on. So yeah, you getting the rundown today? I mean, Cabo clearly went hard considering the fact that I could barely read the worst weekend stories yesterday. Yeah. I thought yesterday went pretty well considering. did too i did too considering like we were kind of
Starting point is 00:11:29 you know a little dead you know my we crushed it my theory after a big weekend a big trip the day immediately after is less bad than the day after that so it's the two-day effect the second day is when like your body is finally like, Oh, like the endorphins are finally flushed. The, the booze is out of your system and you're just like, you're recovering. Well, like I used to say on like Thursday,
Starting point is 00:11:52 when you used to drink like Thursday, Friday and Saturday every weekend and just go hard. I always thought that the Tuesday after that weekend was the worst. Yeah. Monday sucked and you felt dead, but like whatever Tuesday, it was like, you're like
Starting point is 00:12:05 just beating yourself up like why can't i shake it anymore because like that first day after it's kind of funny because you're still kind of like in that mindset you're like oh whatever the group text is still going yeah and so you still got like fun stuff but that next day is very lonely it's not great it's lonely people are starting to get back into the flow of things and like the group text dries up next thing you know you're throwing out some hail marys and no one's taking the bait you're just getting hahas on it yeah you might get a thumbs up like an hour later from somebody saw it on a lunch break it stinks yeah it was fun though i went down a little earlier than you guys a lot earlier than
Starting point is 00:12:39 i started off with uh quite the night yeah we uh we came in a little too hot which is kind of tradition with sally's family where where we have a little too many margs on the flight down and then we get to the hotel and just go off and uh yeah sally myself and her little brother harry we we maybe took things a little too far we lost two pairs of sunglasses that first day we destroyed our hotel room on accident it was just not great but then we moved to the house and then we had a better time i didn't realize you guys stayed in hotel the first night yeah which one uh the westin okay the westin it's a weird hotel your house was sick yeah we we i stayed at the house where the wedding actually was which was a gift and a curse
Starting point is 00:13:23 it was a gift in the sense that we stayed at a baller house nicer than anything i've ever stayed in it can't be emphasized enough how nice the piece of property and the house was yes look like a drug kingpin mansion yeah i was told that the guy runs a hedge fund and if when you walk down to the gym which is the most ridiculous personal gym i've ever seen oh yeah as a plate machine uh when you walk down to the gym, which is the most ridiculous personal gym I've ever seen. Oh, yeah. As a plate machine. When you walk down to the gym, there's just a photo of the owner of the house sitting in a hot tub with his arms completely extended. And it's like in black and white with all these weird effects on it.
Starting point is 00:13:57 I was like, of course, this guy owns the house. Yeah. It was tight, though. We need to not give his name out on this, but we should look him up. I'm very interested. I need to know who he is. Because he is a one percenter. He's a.1 percenter.
Starting point is 00:14:11 Can we talk about the bed in the master bedroom? We can. The master bedroom bed was two queens put together, but custom put together, not like he just pushed two beds together. It was the largest bed I've ever seen. The whole bed frame, everything was the size of two queens put together it was massive the only bed i've ever seen that's larger is shaq's bed from mtv cribs oh yeah that bed was so sick that's the only bed i've ever seen that's larger but they had to like make custom sheets and stuff for the bed it was too big for
Starting point is 00:14:38 just your broke boy sheets so no one's doing beds like so tight i mean y'all y'all weren't staying you weren't slumming it no we stayed at a very nice resort called salaz that's how you say it salaz salaz it was super dope i of course got there a day after dave did i had some some traveling issues what happened yeah what happened oh before you tell what happened can we give a special shout out to Wedding Blocks? Yeah. Like. Yeah, if you're looking up the hotel I just named, keep in mind that we can't really afford to stay in a place like that because it's, I think, like close to $1,000 a night, if not more. I mean, the lowest room that I found was $860.
Starting point is 00:15:22 Yeah. So major shout out to Wedding Blocks. But thanks to Wedding Block, we paid a fraction of that. So don't think we're out here just balling out of control. Or do think that. I don't care. It's your call.
Starting point is 00:15:31 I did have lobster tacos the last day and they changed my life. What kind of tortilla did you do with those? I asked the guy what he recommended and he said flour. I did flour all weekend. And I had three rounds of those tacos. The tortillas hit different down there.
Starting point is 00:15:46 That is for sure. They were so good. I had some bomb ass tortillas down there. Dude, it makes all the difference in the world. A good tortilla. See? See? Dylan, what happened to you?
Starting point is 00:15:55 Yeah, so I was set to leave Austin at 7.55 a.m. on Friday morning. I woke up at about, I don't know, 30 and i got it i woke up to a text message saying your flight has been pushed back to 10 a.m so thankfully i got to uh they gave me enough notice i got to actually sleep in a little bit more and it wasn't that big of a deal because i was still able to make my flight my connecting flight in ph in Phoenix had it actually left at 10 a.m. Yeah. The problem with that is that it didn't leave at 10 a.m.
Starting point is 00:16:30 It left at about 12.30. No, 1.30. So it got delayed, I don't know, four or five times because of a mechanical issue. So I got to Phoenix after my connecting flight had already taken off, and so I had to stay at the connecting flight had already taken off. And so I had to stay at the Phoenix Doubletree on Friday night. There are great things about that.
Starting point is 00:16:51 The thing about Doubletrees is that there's two trees. Yeah, there are two trees. It wasn't like a bad place to stay. It was fine. But it wasn't the Salaz. I've fucked with Doubletrees before. It wasn't the Salaz, Dave. Yeah, no, the Doubletree is not a level. I missed out on, A, a dope dinner.
Starting point is 00:17:05 You guys went to a dope dinner Friday night. I had a resi that I had to skip out on. Then I went out afterward and missed that. Then the next morning, the real killer. You missed hammered aggressive Will. The real killer is that I missed a round of golf with Dave at Cabo del Sol. That's tough. I lugged my clubs all the way to Mexico.
Starting point is 00:17:24 I didn't even take them out of the damn travel bag. Dude, I'm sorry. That's the worst part of it. It sucks. And I flew American, so that cost me $40 each way to bring them. Oh, they should have paid for that. Dude, fuck American. American is garbage.
Starting point is 00:17:37 It is garbage. American fucking sucks. Right at the end of my Grand X tenure, I got stuck in Michigan for two extra days. and like don't get me wrong i was happy to stay with my parents and you know get some time with them but don't make me drive to the airport numerous times only to be like oh yeah your flight's delayed you're not going to make your connection oh it's canceled now blah blah blah fuck you american they do this thing where um i think it's strategic if they know there's going to be a long delay they will just tell you they will just tell you in one-hour increments. They'll update you hourly.
Starting point is 00:18:09 That way they're not like, oh, by the way, this flight has been delayed four hours because people are going to get really pissed off. So they'll say, oh, it was pushed back from 8 to 9, and then 9 o'clock comes around from 9 to 10. So they do it like that so people don't lose their minds. Dylan, I'm sorry, man. I still don't understand why you didn't just rent a car and drive down from Phoenix.
Starting point is 00:18:26 You should have, dude. Get a four-door Jeep and just drive your car down. I wonder how long that would take. You could have gone by your old place, your old ranch. A little bit out of the way since it was from Arizona. Oh, okay. But, yeah, I didn't want to deal with the whole cartel thing, crossing the border and all that.
Starting point is 00:18:43 You know how the border towns are, Dave. A lot of drug trafficking going on. Do you want to deal with like the whole cartel thing crossing the border and all that you know you know how the border towns are david a lot of drug trafficking go why don't you tell us i'm kidding i've seen sicario yeah so i didn't drive but um i got there uh the next day at around one o'clock and i had a great great time yeah i felt bad because um you got in it was we were at the pool it was a little overcast very overcast and then the next day uh tropical storm or depression yeah raymond so i didn't actually see the sun until about an hour before i left the hotel yeah so that stunk a little bit so we got down there went to dinner um without me without you with the floor farms which was excellent it's all farm to table f to t that's how i like it four farms if if you ever
Starting point is 00:19:35 go to cobblin you're looking for a cool experience restaurant floor farms is it yeah unfortunately they don't they have like chicken. I love fried chicken. They only do it on Tuesdays. It's fried chicken. And I tried to ask the guys, what's it going to cost to get this fried chicken today? Okay, big baller. And he just was like, nah. I was like, okay.
Starting point is 00:19:56 So I got the pork chop, and it was badass. This is like a Tommy Boy getting the chicken wing moment, but you failed? I did fail. Yeah. And so we did that, and then we went and met up with the wedding party after the rehearsal dinner, Will included.
Starting point is 00:20:08 Will, you were... You were on one. You were as aggressive as I've ever seen you. And I mean aggressive, not in like going at people's necks, but you were like broing out real hard with people. I was gassing people up. Like aggressive hand slaps and bringing in hard bro hugs i told i told people before that that's what i was gonna do i was i just wanted to gas people up and it all
Starting point is 00:20:32 started that morning at the golf outing because we i was a part of the scramble for the wedding oh really what was that like i missed that tight so i for since i heard who was in my group i had been telling people like we're taking this thing. We have to take it. And so when I got to the course that day, I had, I had zero hangover. So I was like, all right,
Starting point is 00:20:50 I'm just going to walk around and gas people up instead of warming up. I need to get our crew in good moods. And so I just took it upon myself to be the hype man. And it worked. It worked. We ended up winning. Um, our team finished at 15 under,
Starting point is 00:21:04 and we were like, there's no way any other team gets to 15 under it just i mean that's a good number to post for a four-man scramble yeah solid it's competitive for sure yeah and uh we came in another team was tied at 15 under and we were pissed and it turned out tell me if this is legit or not their team had one person not show up and the person that didn't show up was apparently not the best golfer. So they got to have someone go twice. That's a huge advantage.
Starting point is 00:21:30 The person that went twice played at a collegiate level at the University of Texas. Oh, hold on. You have to rotate who goes twice. Thank you. That's what I said, too. That's bullshit.
Starting point is 00:21:38 Well, we ended up doing a putt off on the practice green, so if you've ever been nervous about something... Wait a minute. Was Jordan Spieth in your group, or in that group? No. I wish. It wasn't Spieth wish it wasn't tight no it was not i can't believe they pulled that move yeah but i mean i would have tried to do the same thing if i was on that team that's the only you got to rotate the no i'm kind of glad this happened though because then we got to do a
Starting point is 00:21:56 pot off we wanted to go out on the uh course and play a hole but then we realized it would kind of be a bitch for everybody that the course probably wouldn't love uh 40 golf carts on the course and so instead we all just hovered around the practice green and we set up a hole on the practice green for us to do a putt and from there we had the opposite team got to choose who hit the first putt which was like 60 foot lag putt and we got like so you got to choose each other's order and they chose me first which was bad news for them because i was putting lights out that's the only thing i contributed on my team i contributed one drive in five long ass putts and so from there i hit my putt it was the most nervous i've ever been over a putt i went into the bathroom beforehand and psyched myself up like a total loser
Starting point is 00:22:41 oh my gosh i was like let's go will's go. This is your time to shine. Let's fucking go. Before a putt? Yeah. Oh man, you should have meditated. I had to win. I had to win. Did you make it?
Starting point is 00:22:50 No. So I lagged it up there and I was closer than the other team was. So I set my boy Alex up for success on the next putt and he drained it and we went nuts. Very happy about that. So that's probably why I was so psyched up all day. Will, man, I got to tell you, dude,
Starting point is 00:23:03 had you just let Dylan and I know about the scramble before we booked our flights, Dylan would have been able to enjoy the entire trip. So this is pretty much on you, man. Sorry, Dylan. Maybe next time. Yeah. Hopefully next time I can take my clubs out of my travel bag.
Starting point is 00:23:18 At least you didn't have to get them back in the bag. So at least you got to skip that part. Should we talk about what happened at the actual reception? I we have to oh yeah i did play let me just say this before since we're going in order i did play dell soul by myself saturday what'd you shoot 87 okay uh tripled uh had a or double par snowman on one of the par threes kind of threw my day off but it was actually fun i was drinking dcrs on the course i taught the car girl how to make those she said she's probably gonna make those for everybody now great if you had the same car girl as i had she uh her her attitude was not positive oh she no she didn't really i don't think she spoke the best english she just
Starting point is 00:24:02 you know because it is mexico we also they have those things in the car where it's like gps and stuff so you can like it's a touch screen everything and you can call the car girl i think she got tired of us calling her and she just stopped showing up oh she did that thing didn't work i tried that and i feel like that was just like that's like something just to like make you think that it it worked like in the beginning once we realized what we could do it worked like immediately and then i think she got tired of us which is understandable but yeah shout out to cabo del sol desert course great track i was bummed because we couldn't play ocean because it's uh like they're doing renovations i guess they're having cake down there and uh the desert court was the only one that was open so stupid and so stupid. And it was great. Great track.
Starting point is 00:24:45 A lot of good looks out there. It's a Nicholas, isn't it? I believe the ocean course is a Nicholas course. Oh, is Desert a Pete Dye? Is that why Harrison put it? I forget who designed the Desert course. Sally's dad told me, but I blanked. So at the wedding, you don't usually see this,
Starting point is 00:25:02 but walking in and taking your seat, you're greeted with a glass of champagne and then a cocktail and then a shot of tequila before you actually sit down. This is all in like a five-minute span. See, I missed all this. I didn't even know. I didn't know about the mariachi band even. I didn't know there was one there. As we were signing the guest book, there was a guy that was pouring champagne for everybody. We walked down the stairs.
Starting point is 00:25:25 There was a cocktail waiting on everybody. They had servers with trays out there with cocktails on them. God, I think it was a margarita. And then a table with, I don't know, 200 shots of tequila. Casamigos. Casamigos. I thought it was Reposado. Reposado.
Starting point is 00:25:39 I believe it was. Either way. So when we were getting ready to walk down the aisle, we all talked about if we should walk by the table and rip a shot before we do it and we were we decided yes we're gonna do it and then two seconds before we started doing it we're like okay we can't we can't take the shot why because we were worried that someone was either gonna like throw up a gag or when you were getting your picture taken walking down the aisle uh someone should we'd all have like weird face like one person should done it would have gotten a laugh drew should have done it yeah uh dylan you left out the thing that was
Starting point is 00:26:11 greeting us when we walked in next to the mariachi band el burro oh yeah oh there's a donkey we had a live donkey there was a donkey live in-game donkey not that many weddings are getting donkeys off no we got uh don't say i don't know if that happened. Don't say it like that. That's gross, man. What? But yeah, we got picks off with it. We did get picks off. Great looking donkey.
Starting point is 00:26:32 Just a beautiful... Just a friendly animal. Just a beautiful ass, really. Oh, that burro was certified bonito. Yeah. Well, then... So, the entire week, as being someone that was close to all the logistics of the wedding... I wasn't that close, but I was close to the uh all the logistics of the wedding i wasn't that
Starting point is 00:26:45 close but i was close enough just because of the family tie uh we woke up thursday morning to news that there was a tropical depression forming 500 miles south of cabo it looked dirty on the radar and so we were like oh no this this could derail things because the entire wedding was supposed to be outside not tented anything like that but it was kind of one of those things that's like you know what it's it's more important like the marriage is more important than the logistics let's just get through it uh let's pray for good weather let's just make sure that everything goes fine we ended up hoping that we could at least have the ceremony without any issues then it came out about three o'clock in the afternoon that day that like ceremony is going to be fine.
Starting point is 00:27:28 The reception should be fine. It's not going to hit till about midnight. Well, about what would you say? Eight 30 at the reception was probably six songs into the set. No, they were, were they more?
Starting point is 00:27:39 I think there were more. I'm not the one. I shouldn't say anything. Cause I, I was on one. So I don't really know. They were more, but it was, I'd say nine o'clock maybe it's fair uh tropical storm
Starting point is 00:27:50 raymond came through it was raining sideways he crashed the wedding yes uh it it hit all at once i swear to god it was a gust of wind and then just sideways rain yes and my biggest fear was the tent the giant tent going airborne. Luckily, it was heavily staked. I looked at the stakes the next morning as they took it down. And after seeing those, I was like, oh, that makes sense as to why it didn't blow away. Those things are huge. Yeah, they put down some porterhouses on them.
Starting point is 00:28:16 Yep. Some cowboys too. And they were, hey, the band was clearly caught off guard because they panicked. They had to. All their equipment was about to get drenched. Did you see how long it took them to put their equipment away? Mm-hmm. Hours.
Starting point is 00:28:31 I mean, they're out there in the rain. They were just getting pissed on. I felt bad for them. All their stuff was just getting soaked. It was terrible. That being said, they were troopers. Oh, they were awesome. We ended up having to take the entire wedding party into the house,
Starting point is 00:28:42 which is not ideal ever. The living room area of the house is on a tile floor and so we just all started clearing out the furniture from that and just shoving it in random rooms around the house we ended up having like the probably the slickest dance floor of all time did you did either of you guys help move the table i moved the couch not the table i moved i moved the glass which which I thought there was a thousand percent chance that the, I mean, this was a thick, what's the word? Glass. What do you call it?
Starting point is 00:29:14 Pain, yeah. Thick pain of glass that was like, I mean, it probably weighed 70 pounds. And, you know, it's very awkward. And I was like, well, someone's shattering this. Someone's going through this at some point. Yeah. But it didn't happen. And so, like, well, someone's shattering this. Someone's going through this at some point. Yeah. But it didn't happen. And so like, well, the bottom part of it was heavy too.
Starting point is 00:29:29 It was an actual prop propeller from like a boat. And so there was no way that one person could move it. It was just very awkward. But we ended up clearing out that entire room and just throwing an in-house dance party instead of having the band play. The band did have some of their horns players play along with the songs
Starting point is 00:29:45 that were being played on Spotify because they're troopers. And they got a mic too. They did some songs. Did they? They sang along with a couple of songs, I believe. Okay. Unless that's another thing I'm just making up.
Starting point is 00:29:55 Yeah, they pulled through. I do have to say this reminded me of like our first toga party after I got initiated. It got busted in 10 minutes because they're serving underage people so we had to go back to the house and it just reminded me of like frat dudes clearing the house clearing a dance floor like makeshift and it made me happy because like in your mid-30s you don't go to too many house parties especially ones that rage it was lit every single person chipped in in their own way yeah like that's what i liked about it like everybody the the amount of time that it took
Starting point is 00:30:28 for all of us to clear out that dance floor and go from being like devastated about the reception getting rained out to just full dance party it was insane how fast everyone did it ox too and whoever did that did a pretty good job shout out to Chris. He got on the Ox and did some good work. That's a high stakes job. I told him, I was like, respect to you. I don't have the guts to DJ an entire party. I might have booed at one point when they ran back like a Mariah Carey song
Starting point is 00:30:56 for the second time. Damn. Dave. It's fucked up. You know. You didn't have to do it to them. Tough crowd. That was fun.
Starting point is 00:31:04 Had a great time. The storm made the whole thing a little bit more memorable if you ask me like it added an element of excitement um you know unexpected you know natural event like that was kind of exciting i think for the guests it made it more memorable and exciting i think for people that were involved in this stuff it definitely added a layer of stress over everything but it ended up being so much fun that i was like you know what this this it's not it wasn't i don't want to say it was worth it but it was so memorable and enjoyable that like i will always think that is one of the most fun weddings i've been to yeah no it was awesome if not the most it was awesome was there anything
Starting point is 00:31:37 else that we're missing do we do we want to talk about joe or do we want to let joe tell his story we could we could tell joe on let's tell the condensed version of it and then he can come on and you might have seen uh we retweeted a photo on twitter said like the boys are back in town and it was a bunch of guys who worked at grand x it was us three brad key you guys might know him as ad brad and uh joe know it who he was on a co-host of dudes doing business with me and he ran pretty much the marketing department and even media at one point uh he's a big dude joe's tall as fuck joe was staying at our uh resort joe was at the wedding joe uh did not have a dislocated ankle and fractured ankle before the wedding but after the wedding he certainly did
Starting point is 00:32:25 we will let him come on and tell that story so it happened right in front of me and dave right it was basically our fault i thought i thought i was breaking news to you the next morning when i told you guys about his ankle and you guys were like oh we were there when it happened it was the loudest thing i've ever heard big tree fall hard i was gonna say he's the definition of big tree fall hard big dude yeah poor guy he tried to put weight on it and he let out this like primal oh it's bad it was like oh this is actually serious i didn't think it was serious until that happened yeah i think i think what like knowing the story now i think where the real entertainment is going to come from is Joe's experience in the Mexican hospital.
Starting point is 00:33:05 Uh, so I got the rundown. He was on my flights home and you know, flying with like an injury like that brings blood clots into play, which I don't know the science behind it. Maybe Sally can help us out with that, but it's at the travel. It clots your blood. That's the science of it.
Starting point is 00:33:20 Oh, okay. Yeah. Makes sense. Yeah. Is it like the elevation and stuff? But yeah, Joe's alive and well i don't know how well he is but he's alive he's locked he has to have surgery man he's gonna come on the uh the worst of podcast and tell his little story poor guy he um i felt so bad for him they wanted him to do the surgery there, and that was going to cost a lot of money.
Starting point is 00:33:46 Like a lot. And we've been talking this whole time afterward, like, next time I go abroad, do I need to check my insurance and figure out what would be covered in case of something like this? Because that's a real thing. At the Cabo Airport, I ran into a guy. Actually, you know him. Jeremy went to high school and college with. You know Jeremy? Yeah. Oh, really? I ran into him at the Cabo Airport, and I overheard him. a guy actually you know him jeremy um went to high school and college with you know jeremy yeah
Starting point is 00:34:05 oh really i ran into him at the cabo airport and i overheard him this is after we caught up a little bit i overheard him telling the story of a guy who broke his ankle at a wedding i was like huh i wonder if he's talking about joe but jeremy wasn't at our wedding so anyway so i asked him and we talked about it and he was like oh were you at the wedding where the guy broke his ankle i was like yeah i've been right in front of my face so the story of joe's broken ankle it traveled it got it got to like a different group of people all together a different he was there for a he was there for a wedding too and there was a guy at his wedding who went to who knew both groups and he went to both weddings and he told jeremy
Starting point is 00:34:43 the story of joe's broken ankle i want to talk to the dude who went to those weddings yeah see like dude what yeah popular dude anyway pretty funny yeah the only other thing that like you guys weren't there for but was crazy and lily you guys should have lily on mail and to talk about it was a mango deck just because that was the day that they kind of determined all right all the young people at the wedding are going to go to mango deck party get on stage do stuff oh yeah and it it turned into a an experience stories were lit yeah it was fun that was a fun day i didn't get on stage for anything but lily and sally got on stage for a lot. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:26 Yeah, I saw that. Parks is about to take a nice little baller vacation. Oh, my goodness. Don't hear about this yet? I've heard only a brief helicopter view of this story. Yeah, so Parks, who is my four-year-old son. Shouts to Parks. Shouts to the homie. He's going on a little trip.
Starting point is 00:35:46 He leaves Saturday. He'll be gone for about a week. And he's going with his mother and his mother's boyfriend. Okay. They're going to Palm Springs via San Francisco. They're going to San Francisco first. Is he hitting Napa or anything while he's there? He might. Any dispensaries?
Starting point is 00:36:02 He might get some sparkling apple juice off. Can he pick us up some gummies uh i i don't think i'm i don't think so okay well anyway listen to this this little shit is flying first class from austin to san francisco and once he's there he's flying on Dallas's boyfriend's family's jet. They have a PJ. He's flying from San Fran, or maybe it's Oakland, I'm not sure, to Palm Springs. A PJ.
Starting point is 00:36:36 My four-year-old son will be flying first class and parlaying that into a private jet. Wow. And you're back at home serving him cubed turkey. He's like, what the hell? Don't say it like that. I don't give him the cubed turkey.
Starting point is 00:36:50 No, you make that onion ring chicken for him. You get that onion ring chicken. That's essentially flying private when you're eating it. I flew first class one time and it was from Austin to Houston. So it lasted all of about 28 minutes.
Starting point is 00:37:00 So you got like half a flue to champagne. Yeah, it was pointless. Will, I just remembered Dylan's never flown private. Are you I just remembered Dylan's never flown private. Are you serious? And I've never flown private. Is you shitting me? Here I am, 36 years old, never flown private, and my four-year-old son is about to.
Starting point is 00:37:17 So shouts to Parks. I guess the apple did fall far from the tree, huh? Come on, man. I'm just saying He's out here balling And you're not Well if Brett will get off his ass Maybe we'll make PJ money one day
Starting point is 00:37:30 And I can I'll take Once that NetJet's coming Yeah I'll take I'll take Parks on a On a jet myself But until then This may come as a shock
Starting point is 00:37:37 To some of you PJ companies don't like to spend money They just like to They just like to collect it Yeah they just like to collect it I would take it If they just sent us some polos Or something
Starting point is 00:37:44 Just like NetJet's polo Yeah that's all you care about if they sent us some nice like good quality merch that we could wear i'd still do it i mean i think if you have like a thousand followers on twitter wheels up just automatically follows you so i got excited admittedly about a year ago when they hit me with a follow yeah yeah and i was thinking like it was going to lead to like lucrative things turns out like a week later i lost my job but um still got that follow that's all that's all that matters yeah how many people do they follow you think i don't want don't you don't have to tell me okay is it as many as jose batista i don't think he's 800 000 no anyway parks his mom has promised to get uh some good pictures of him. Absolutely.
Starting point is 00:38:25 Where can we follow along with his private journey? I'm not going to give out his. Oh, is that not? Okay. Yeah, I'd rather not. Plug yourself in. We will get. Yeah, check.
Starting point is 00:38:36 You can share them. You got the button ready? Add me on the group. Thank you. At D Shivery. I'm sure we'll be posting pictures of him. And he'll probably be sending me some photos. At DC Ruff.
Starting point is 00:38:48 At me on the ground. At me on the ground. It wheels up, follows 166,000 people. I think we're all one of those people. Is there anybody in this room that they don't follow? No. Damn it. Imagine if Dylan was just like me.
Starting point is 00:39:00 It was like when Dylan wasn't verified for like two years. It took a long time. It was like a monthylan wasn't verified for like two years it took me it took a long time it was like a month i think i was i was the first one at grandex to get verified i got verified when i was after i think it was rachel page actually weirdly oh yeah yeah she got the clearest before me and i was like what but once she got it i knew that i would get it and i was like hey twitter uh this is my intern and she's verified and i'm not what's the deal i didn't actually say it like that. Wow, that's kind of patriarchy. Yeah. Your masculinity is toxic right now.
Starting point is 00:39:33 Man, I'm happy for him. Yeah. Wait, hold on. You may have said this. Has he ever flown commercial? Yeah. Oh, he has. Okay.
Starting point is 00:39:41 Yeah, he's gone to South Carolina. I guess just one time he's flown. How's he do? He did really well. Dude, he's been relentless via text lately with Dave and I trying to get a boys trip off. Has he? Yeah. I'm taking him to the beach next year.
Starting point is 00:39:56 I promised him. I'm going to talk to my sister and brother-in-law. We're going to have a little family trip. We're going to go probably somewhere in Mexico. Be careful. Maybe the Dominican. Go back to Solaz to salas maybe destin i don't know i'm not going back to salas why the place is a little swanky for me a little swanky i opened so i i stayed with drew the night before the wedding because lily was staying with sally i. Is that a thing?
Starting point is 00:40:26 No. They wanted to separate. And so they were like, well, we'll make sense to stay with Drew since he's in the wedding party and whatever. So like Drew and I should have just gone to bed early. And instead we just took a nice ass bottle of tequila down to the hot tub at the resort
Starting point is 00:40:43 and just started pounding shots until three in the morning, I can confirm that's not what you should be doing the night before someone's wedding. We both woke up feeling absolutely shitty. I saw their room at the Salas too. But we also, I didn't know. I thought they just had a bag of popcorn sitting there and I just opened up the bag of popcorn
Starting point is 00:41:00 and ate one out of it to realize it was stale. It's like a $60 bag. And Drew was just like, dude, that's like a $17 bag was just like dude that's like a 17 bag of popcorn or i ate mine one of the more shocking things in mexico if you're if you're like me and you you hadn't been following the conversion rate uh that probably converts to like 600 pesos so when i checked in they gave me like the rate like what they were going to run my card for in pesos and i was like and it didn't hit me and even i was like wait you had a heart attack and they're like that's pesos 40 000 and then i was like wait well and then still in my head i'm like oh so is it like half that i'm like what the fuck the best
Starting point is 00:41:34 the best man of the wedding came out and he was like he wanted to buy drew some sunglasses uh the morning of the wedding just as like a nice kind of like here's some new shades you can wear all day and he comes out of the the uh gift shop and he was like, dude, we can't get them here. All the sunglasses are like $5,500. And I'm like, yeah, what do these things do? We went in, and I was like, yeah, these clearly are not $5,000. I believe the exchange rate is about 1 to 20 right now,
Starting point is 00:41:59 dollar to peso. Can I give a couple shouts? Three shouts. Trace. shout out to the to lillinger because that was a lot of fun uh second shout uh everyone who works at the solas resort were they were they great they were it's the best customer service i've ever had like everybody was super friendly shout out my dude guillermo who's a huge cowboy fan he said we them boys we were talking about that game and then uh shout out to the American the old kind of semi-burned out American dudes who uh have moved to Cabo to work at the golf course
Starting point is 00:42:42 and are just living the dream living the dream. Like they love it. The guy's handing out warm or cold towels. That's it. That's it. I forget that guy's name, but we were like, that guy's loving it.
Starting point is 00:42:51 One of them was Terry and there's a travelable par four. That's like two 30, but there's a bunker. You got to clear. And he's like, I'm playing by myself. So I hit a hybrid. I didn't pull pipe.
Starting point is 00:43:01 And then he comes back. He's like, Hey man, you should hit another one. You got time. So I grabbed three wood and i wrecked one and it got close and he was just like dude you're my hero man i was like thanks dude i'm sure that wasn't that great of a shot but the dude i mean these are guys who clearly have probably worked the the golf course circuit like around the u.s and they're like dude why don't i just go to the big leagues and go down to cabo
Starting point is 00:43:24 smart move there was a dude who's an american dude who just moved down there and he's the ringer of the push-up contest at mango deck so they have a push-up contest and like this guy he's he's won like over a hundred times and when they're putting out bets to people he's only lost like twice and you can bet on the people on stage and everyone's like don't bet on anyone but this guy his picture is literally at the bar what's his number what do you mean how many push-ups i don't know how many he actually did it's kind of hard to tell because they kind of do the like the up down halfway like whatever he went for a long ass time it was not shaky at all but he had short arms i also want to give a shout out final shout out for me to uh one of the groomsmen who somehow thought Dave's name was Bryce.
Starting point is 00:44:10 Oh, you can just add him. That's Logan. His name's Logan. He thought Dave's name was Bryce. And I was like, why? Like, just look at Dave. Does he look like a Bryce to you? Dave and Bryce don't even sound the same.
Starting point is 00:44:20 No. Even close. He's like, yeah, your buddy Bryce. I wish i look like bryce i don't have any bryces in my squad bryson that's funny he also said like you know how you become invincible when you put on a tuxedo i he was looking in the mirror at himself and he just goes man i just got that godzilla swag right now and i was like what does that even mean yeah godzilla that's tight uh dave you had an observation on the airport
Starting point is 00:44:45 okay yeah so you know how you go through tsa in america specifically austin bergstrom there's the same drug sniffing dog actually this time it was a black lab at austin bergstrom great dog but obviously you're not going to pet it and it and it's all business it's very serious we take our security seriously the cabo airport in mexico uh they have a dog i don't know if it's a bomb sniffing or a drug sniffing but the guy the handler is so much cooler about people like petting the dog and he's having fun with the dog i don't want to expose anybody but like at one point they were feeding the like the the workers were like all petting the dog and like feeding it like papas and i was just like this dog's live this is a completely different lifestyle than the than the dogs in the united states yeah where it's all business but like in mexico the dog's just
Starting point is 00:45:37 chilling like the dog's over here doing tricks and shit and like people are like old ladies are getting down and petting the dog getting in face. Security at the Cabo airport was felt like kind of non-existent. I don't even think their metal detectors were turned on when I walked through. Also structure, especially at Southwest when it comes time to board. It's an absolute shit show. You know how they have like the, when you go up to security, you have to do the, like the lined thing where you go snake back and forth up to security. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:02 I did the thing where I tried to duck under one of them because it was like, I was like, I'm not walking all day. So I tried to duck under one. Cord caught on my back. I took out an entire fucking row of them. Everyone was looking at me and I was like, security's about to apprehend me because they think I'm just like reckless.
Starting point is 00:46:16 Did it do the thing where it snapped back to the other? But not before like, not before me just dragging them out of order. It was bad. You gotta think that might, maybe it's a retirement spot for the American drug-stiffing dogs. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:29 Let's hit Cabo next. That's a good move. You know what? Henceforth, I'm going to think of it that way. Yeah. They did their thing up here. That's kind of where they... I paid my dues.
Starting point is 00:46:40 Yeah. When you become a made man, you get to go to Cabo and just enjoy yourself. It's like being the ambassador to like England or something like that. Just get hella pets off.
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Starting point is 00:47:40 I've already jumped in. I've already jumped into this a little bit. I'm getting back into guitar. I'm definitely the bass guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Slop about that bass. So I've already jumped in. I've already jumped into this a little bit. I'm getting back into guitar. I'm definitely the bass guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sloppy the bees. Yeah. That's me.
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Starting point is 00:50:55 you're missing the memes the memes that we missed were actually pretty popular before the trip just as you stay on brand stay on brand touching or circling back the memes we miss should be like an adult novel. Okay. I'm just saying it just sounds like a book. It's the cover. Just like you and Dylan, just like looking absolutely shredded.
Starting point is 00:51:15 I don't know. I don't think so. Like Fabio. Oh yeah. So the two we missed were let's, let's talk first and foremost about the fried chicken kid. I had not seen the video till this morning. Let's run it.
Starting point is 00:51:27 So I'm like devastatingly late on it. I can't believe you hadn't seen this. Dude, I mean. I feel like this is something I should have shown you in Mexico. Yeah, that's kind of messed up. All right, let's run it. If you haven't seen this, which you've probably seen it thousands of times. Well, I'm here in the freezing cold getting free chicken sandwiches because the food tastes great.
Starting point is 00:51:47 I mean, there's no, I mean, it's chicken. It's fried chicken. I like fried chicken. Okay, underrated part of the video is the fact that Party in the USA is just blaring in the background. That's tight. That's tight. He just likes fried chicken.
Starting point is 00:52:04 How old do you think this kid is? 12. I was going to say 11. Why does he talk like he is a coal miner? Like he's been doing for 20 years? Mm-hmm. He's just tired and just wants to eat fried chicken now?
Starting point is 00:52:18 Yeah, like if you look at his living room, he's got like a sectional couch from 1998, and then there's just beers littered all over the floor of his like carpet that's been stained into oblivion so this kid another thing a key element to this is this is i believe in buffalo he's a bills fan which it makes it if you know anything about western new york obviously you know brett and i ride for it but this kid's very buffalo so buffalo it hurts can you can you do his accent, Brett? People are clamoring for more of your accents after you're Canadian. Yeah, do more impressions.
Starting point is 00:52:51 I could if I got into it a little bit. I need to like... You need a workshop in your car? I love fried chicken. I like fried chicken. David, that's actually not bad. It just, I'm trying to, it sounds like every uncle that I have, and I have like eight of them in Western New York.
Starting point is 00:53:06 They just all sound like the, you know, the guy with the, you like fried chicken. I can't do it. No, that was good. You try it. I mean, it's chicken. It's fried chicken. It's fried chicken. I like fried chicken.
Starting point is 00:53:19 He seems like a Batavia guy or something. Do we know the nature of the giveaway? This was a Chick-fil-A deal? No. I just know that he got some free fried chicken i think if you stand in line all night you get coupons for a year oh for real yeah so he's out there he's out there freezing cold because he loves fried chicken you guys might expect a person like me to be in on like a free fried chicken deal like where you get it for a year or something. I need the consideration of cash being involved. Otherwise, I will eat fried chicken very, very often and die.
Starting point is 00:53:54 Do you think this is a play by Chick-fil-A to get back in the good races of America? Is this a plant? Oh! Is this at a Chick-fil-A? I think it was Chick-fil-A. Yeah, it was at a Chick-fil-A. Oh, so it probably was Chick-fil-A thing? I think it was Chick-fil-A. It was at a Chick-fil-A. Oh, so it probably was Chick-fil-A.
Starting point is 00:54:06 They weren't giving away Popeyes. That's how bad Chick-fil-A is doing right now. They're giving away. They saw this kid. They're like, thank God. Let me tell you this. That kid's a plant. If this was a free giveaway at Popeyes,
Starting point is 00:54:17 this ends a lot differently. There's a brawl breaking. Oh, if Popeyes did a free giveaway, I mean, yeah, hands are being thrown. People are yelling world start, including me just videotaping it, hoping that I can get some fried chicken. Uh, yeah. Chick-fil-A has been in the news a lot lately.
Starting point is 00:54:35 I don't know if we're going to cover, cover that. But, uh, I love this kid. Do we know his name? I really, I'm hoping he has some like super either like a super Polish last name or polish last name or just super italian it's gonna be like mike kowalski or something yeah yeah yeah or bill billy billy bill kowalski yeah that's that's a 43 year old pipe fitter name i mean it's chicken it's chicken it's chicken fried chicken oh it's fried chicken okay yeah it was free chick-fil-a for a year. So you're right. I scrolled down on Twitter.
Starting point is 00:55:08 Someone said he sounds like he hangs drywall for a living. That checks out. Yeah. That place. He might own a roofing company. Yeah. Do you need a guy to clean your gutters out? Bill Kowalski's your guy.
Starting point is 00:55:19 In Western New York, there's more like trucks, like small vans or trucks with family-owned business logos on them than I think anywhere in the country. You know, like FP Preston Landscaping or something like that. Mm-hmm. That's a pretty big Western New York staple. Where's Seneca? Seneca's in Buffalo.
Starting point is 00:55:39 Seneca Wallace? Okay. No, no. Also a Bills quarterback at some point. Oh. Hey, will you turn down the volume? Because I just pulled up a website trying to get this kid's name. I'm afraid it's going to be pop-up crazy.
Starting point is 00:55:49 Sorry. It's okay. No, good situational awareness, Dave. Yeah, I've been that. Speaking of pop-up crazy, the Austin Statesman's got to dial it back about 20 to 50%. Their website is atrocious, Will. It's pretty much all local news outlets. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:56:04 You know, they're struggling. Your boy rocks that ad blocker on the reg. I did too, but then you can't read any articles. Even then, you're still getting like the subscription sign-up thing. I think I'm out on local news online presences. Wow. That's why I only get the newspaper from Harvard Springs at this point. Which is tight.
Starting point is 00:56:21 I would do the Saratogian if I could. You should. So his name is Sam. Sam Caruana. I don't the Saratogian if I could. You should. So his name is Sam. Sam Caruana. I don't know if that's Italian or not. Ends in a vowel. So we could say, yeah, we'll just go with that. We'll go back to Bill Kowalski like that.
Starting point is 00:56:34 Yeah, Bill Kowalski is much better. Yeah. Best damn salesman in the office. He always hits his quotas. Sells insurance. I mean, it's chicken. It's chicken. It's chicken. It's chicken.
Starting point is 00:56:46 I'm out here in the freezing cold. It's fried chicken. Has he ever smoked a cigarette before? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. What do you think his favorite Thanksgiving meal is? Actually, he's already quit once. It didn't tick.
Starting point is 00:57:00 I'm trying to quit. That's why he's out there feeding for fried chicken. This next video is a video that I can wholeheartedly say might be my video of the year so far. Really? I don't know why. When I saw it,
Starting point is 00:57:12 I couldn't stop watching it. I watched it a hundred times. It was stuck in my head and I think Sally got very tired of me walking around the apartment quoting it. Are we doing end of the year awards by any chance? We probably should.
Starting point is 00:57:22 And by the way, Dave would not stop saying this while we were in Cabo. Actually, even leading up to the Cabo trip. We were talking about our outfits and whatnot for the wedding. Yeah, we should RT it from circling back because the visual is much like the fried chicken kid. The visual is key. I'm going to rip both of these videos and put them both on the circling back instagram feed oh hell yeah it's a
Starting point is 00:57:47 great idea so so everyone knows exactly what we're talking about okay it's it's a little rough audio but it's rough in a good way here we go i'll get my volume up i got you player man you crazy yeah my look at the drip man hold on let me take a picture of myself real quick so hold on hold on yeah look at the drip switching videos fly you share me as you shout me let's check out the double You fucking fly, you shit, man? As you shit, man? Let's check out the Denver Nuggets jeans. As you fucking shit, man?
Starting point is 00:58:28 Yeah, underrated. He is definitely rocking the Denver Nuggets colors and fit. The reason I love this video so much is because... Because the guy's not deserving of the praise, right? No, the guy's, quote, drip is a yellow polo shirt, jeans that go... Or jean shorts that go down to his ankles with the Denver Nver nuggets embroidery on the back pocket the guy's gassing him up because he feels like he's like throwing him a bone he's
Starting point is 00:58:51 like this guy needs this guy needs to be gassed up but everyone there is doing it and i love how the guys just eat like the guy who's getting gassed up is just eating it up because he's just he's just standing there peacocking just owning it it's like damn maybe i am dripping today i mean he was i mean look at the fucking drip at the gas station and it's this the the the people in the background just like off camera like supporting it it just makes it where are they they're at some convenience store yeah i don't know i saw a slushy sign in the back it's just there at a 7-eleven for sure gotta be 7-Eleven.
Starting point is 00:59:25 What if it was just some random guy he walked up on and just pulled the phone out? It's like, hell yeah. Dude, look at the drip. The way that the guy was just posing for everything, it was just so good. Is you shitting me? Is you shitting me? Imagine not going to a 7-Eleven dripping like a goddamn faucet. It can't, dude.
Starting point is 00:59:40 Is you shitting me? You shitting me? I've always said that some of my best fits are my grocery store fits where i'm just chilling have you said oh yeah yeah i love going to the grocery store and getting a nice fit off just dripping down every aisle dripping something serious right so that's all i have on the memes that we've missed. Well, of course, we missed the I'm going to tell my grandkids this is blank thing, which is just taking over Twitter right now. Yeah, it's gone far.
Starting point is 01:00:12 We had another one. It's going to burn out fast because it's... Well, it's not that good. People are going too hard on it. I did one last night at Will the Freeze. Add me on the group. Just because I wanted to just be a part of the cool kids, so I just did one.
Starting point is 01:00:27 I haven't done one. Probably won't. Hey, we probably wore out the Kauai video from like a month ago. Hey, hey, hey. A hundred times on that damn trip. Hey, hey, hey. We got Alyssa saying it. Hey, hey, hey.
Starting point is 01:00:40 Y'all showed up to the house where the wedding was on Sunday night for a nice little decompressed sesh of just having some drinks, eating some food 50% of what was said between us that entire time was just hey hey hey I was trying to convince Dylan that he needed to get on the mic at the reception and just
Starting point is 01:01:00 get everyone's attention with that didn't happen if you haven't seen that then you're what you're you're more late than us on anything oh if you haven't seen that then you're not on the internet i'm very sad that i was i was originally late on that like four days and by then like everybody had done a video with it and i was like well i can't do one now there was no shortage of videos out there no volume shooting twitter with that video was in full full force internet's a fun place we missed the memes we got them now though yeah we covered them there's been a couple like volume shooting twitter instances over the last couple weeks i feel like
Starting point is 01:01:38 yeah really just wait till you're around here for the for the bachelor yeah yeah that'll be big that's like pop a shot is always a big one that turns into pop a shot at the bar where you're around here for the for the bachelor yeah yeah that'll be big that's like papa's always a big one that turns into papa shot at the bar where you're not even like you're not worried about form or anything you're just chunking them up there in volume that's fair the black cat was pretty big thanksgiving's always big then thanksgiving's like a big uh like no your family didn't do that yeah like response twitter yeah so you say chunk for just that too don't you say chunk the deuce no i don't i say chuck the deuce yeah who says chunk the deuce they say chunk about everything what is that throwing is chunking today that doesn't make sense it's always been chucking
Starting point is 01:02:17 i'm out here chunking i think when i was a kid, people said, including myself, said chunk, even though it doesn't make sense. Because it just sounds. It's slang. It doesn't make sense. Chuck is the actual term. Brett, what do you call the thing that you chuck a basketball into? A hoop. You know people in Texas call it a goal?
Starting point is 01:02:42 No, that's disgusting. It threw me off so much the first time I heard it. Sometimes, yeah. Like a goal, like I'm going to shoot a ball through the goal? Yeah. Okay. Isn't that weird? I think I quit.
Starting point is 01:02:54 It's just weird. I don't know how any, can I just go back to this real quick? I call it rim more than anything. Like I can grab rim. Yeah, I bet you do. Yeah, well, it'd be weird if you said I can grab hoop, but yeah, you're definitely a rim guy. Okay, well, this doesn't have to be dirty.
Starting point is 01:03:07 You know what they say, Dylan, the bigger the hoop. Yeah, I've heard. What were you going to go back to, Dave? Ah, nothing. Pumpkin chunk is what you were going to. No, I was going to say, I don't know how you could, not for you, Dylan. It's for anybody. Anybody who grew up in Texas or anywhere listening to Texas music, specifically Houston hip-hop, it's going to be Chunk. 100%.
Starting point is 01:03:32 I'm telling you, when I was a kid, I said Chunk. You were tighter as a kid. What happened? I said Chunk, but it is incorrect. Did you? Well, yeah, it's slang. Well, Chunk. It's not.
Starting point is 01:03:43 Chunk? No, it's the definition of slang. Chuck is the actual term that's supposed to be used there. You chuck something. You chuck something up. You chuck something. Yeah, I'm using slang, though, and I'm acknowledging that. Well, I don't think it's slang.
Starting point is 01:03:55 I think it's just a misuse of the word. Dylan, I talk into a microphone for a living, so I'm going to use some goddamn slang. How about that? Look, slang all you want. Just saying it's just like a miss misuse of the dave when it comes to chuck or chunk man i'm sorry i said forget about it that's okay let's come on
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Starting point is 01:06:46 Again, that's joinhoney.com slash circling back. Is it time for this weekend and fun? I believe it is. Not before I do that right now. I'm going to joinhoney.com. Good call. Dylan, lead us off. Yeah, so Friday I will have the homie.
Starting point is 01:07:04 I have him every day this week actually since he's dude stunt on them that's leaving he's leaving for a week man i'm gonna miss him a lot i'm actually pretty bummed out about it but i will have him friday okay and we're gonna celebrate i believe my believer celebrating my dad's birthday uh probably do a dinner get a dinner off something like that um and then unfortunately that night I have to take him to his mom's house because he gets up. His first class flight leaves at 7 a.m. on Saturday morning. Oh, man, that's tough for him.
Starting point is 01:07:34 Yeah, I'm going to miss that little guy. Tough being him, man. Yeah, so, and of course, Saturday it's all about Eisenhowers and the meetup and hanging out with backers, getting picks off, shaking hands. We should say this. If you're a lady out there and you have the mentality that Saturdays are for the boys, our party is the exception. We're going to allow you to come.
Starting point is 01:07:55 There will be boys there. Yeah. There'll be boys there for sure. I should say the boys. Make it clear. But don't not show up because you're like, well, I want to go, but Saturday for the boys. Right, right, right. We'll give you an exemption.
Starting point is 01:08:05 Yeah. So, yeah, that's my Saturday. And Sunday, I have no plans. Would love to play golf at some point soon since I missed out on Cabo del Sol. Look at my clubs halfway across the world for no reason. I want to play golf really soon, and hopefully you guys are down to play with me. I'm DTP. I have a whole week without parks where I can actually get out and swing sticks, man.
Starting point is 01:08:29 What's that forecast look like for the entire weekend? Because I know it's looking nice right now. Hard to say. Oh, yeah. We could play golf Saturday morning. Just saying. I can't, no. I thought you were going to pump.
Starting point is 01:08:44 You said you wanted to be hella vascular for this deal. I did say that, didn't I? Yeah. I can't, no. I thought you were going to pump. Oh. You said you wanted to be hella vascular for this deal. I did say that, didn't I? Yeah. I could do both. I still haven't golfed yet down here, so... Nice.
Starting point is 01:08:52 Mark me down. Nice. Huh. Huh. We going at it, Will? What? About what? I don't know.
Starting point is 01:08:59 You had a look that you wanted to chirp. No. Why can't you go Saturday morning? Because I'm going to be watching soccer. Oh my God. Record it. No, fuck that, dude. I can't.
Starting point is 01:09:10 I'm not one of those people, man. You'd rather watch soccer than play golf? Yeah. Oh. Dude, I love my Saturday mornings. Okay. I love them.
Starting point is 01:09:20 How tight would your Saturday morning be if you're on the links with your boys? Okay. While Dave does his This Weekend in Fun, let me check to see what games are on. If there's no good games, I love them. How tight would your Saturday morning be? If you're on the links with your boys. While Dave does his This Weekend in Fun, let me check to see what games are on. If there's no good games, then I'll go in. But I don't know what games are on this weekend.
Starting point is 01:09:32 I just want to hang out with you, man. I know. I get it. I get it. I'd want to hang out with me, too. I'm fucking dope. I'm trying to stay dry till Saturday. No drinking?
Starting point is 01:09:41 I'm kind of doing the same thing. Let me just... Exception. I did have some kombucha last night yeah trace amounts of alcohol you also have been dripping so much lately that you could you could stand to dry out a little bit that's a problem yeah expect expect hella drip at this deal you might want to wear like your duck boots on saturday damn um but yeah i'll be there i'll be at eisenhower's i don't know what time baylor texas is we'll probably be following it there
Starting point is 01:10:04 they got tvs and whatnot okay i could be convinced i could be convinced by the way okay okay okay um that's about all i got okay which i'm pretty fired up about yeah i would play golf saturday i don't know if it's it's what's, Wednesday? Might be a little late to get an early tee time, but we can see about it. We'll see about it. I'll call up Plum Creek.
Starting point is 01:10:29 That's the one we played down in Kyle, south of here, which I think that's a good track. I'll say this. Oh, no. It's a long drive. Okay, you're right. It is a pain in the ass.
Starting point is 01:10:40 It's a drive. It's not that bad. Yeah, it's just, it's a drive. It's not that bad. Yeah, it's just, it's a hike. It's not that bad. What about Grey Rock? We'll sort it out. We'll sort it out.
Starting point is 01:10:55 Grey Rock's overpriced. We'll sort it out. I enjoy that course. Not worried about it. I liked it too. I almost got bit by a snake on that one. Hell yeah.
Starting point is 01:11:02 When? The first time we went out. I didn't remember that. The first time I ever first time we went out. I didn't remember. The first time I ever met you. I saw, I didn't almost do it, but I saw a snake in the second hole
Starting point is 01:11:10 when I had my ball over the green. That wasn't Gray Rock. Oh, that was Lost Pines. Yeah, Wolf Dancer. Wolf Dancer, not Lost Pines. Is that not Gray Rock?
Starting point is 01:11:18 No, it's Wolf Dancer. I played Wolf Dancer. The thing about Gray Rock is that the rocks are gray. Yeah. Yeah. There's Black Rock in Boston's good course.
Starting point is 01:11:25 Are the rocks black there? Nope, just rocks. Oh, cool. What kind of snake did you see? It was likely venomous. I mean, it had... Was it gardening? Nope.
Starting point is 01:11:34 Yeah, he could have been a maintenance guy there. It wasn't taking care of any azaleas. Don't mind me. He was putting the rakes back into the bunkers. You boys hitting them well today?
Starting point is 01:11:44 You guys are about five minutes behind pace. Why is the new version so sassy? You guys are going to love the next towel. I don't know if I like new Gardner Snake Dave. He's sassy. You have like a bad drive and he's just out there. Like, good shot. Hey, I saw your ball went in pretty deep.
Starting point is 01:12:02 Yep. I don't advise. Opens up over there. I wouldn't walk in there. Oh, man. You want my weekend in fun? I guess, man. Well, I guess now.
Starting point is 01:12:12 So Tottenham hired Jose Mourinho as manager. I want to watch that first game. It's at 6.30 a.m., which is good for the tee time. Uh-huh. See what I'm talking about? Uh-huh. So now I think I'm going to watch that, maybe play golf. Okay?
Starting point is 01:12:24 And then from there obviously eisenhower's baby 3 p.m let's go it's i s e yes if you're trying to uber it's ice i see ice what did i say i s oh fuck dude it's slang uh yeah it's not like dwight d by the way he warned us about the military industrial complex, Brett. His interstate system is fascinating. Dude, it really is. He did the interstate system. It's very interesting.
Starting point is 01:12:54 You know the interstate in Austin, 35, was designed by a guy, and apparently he designed it so poorly that he took his own life. That's the rumor. Dylan, you probably know that better than me since you've lived here. Is that true? I've never heard that. I was hoping you could corroborate that. I've never heard that.
Starting point is 01:13:10 Okay. 35 does suck. I'm not a fan of I-35. If you're coming into town from Dallas or anywhere, just avoid 35. Just take 281. It's more scenic. I feel like 35's had construction on it for years. It feels like one of those kinds of interstates.
Starting point is 01:13:27 There are since I've been able to drive, yes. Driving from my place to the airport, you go through so much construction. It's legitimately been there since I moved here. The exact same part. It's like they gave up. It's so weird. Other than that, I got nothing.
Starting point is 01:13:42 I'm not trying to do much to this. We got a short week next week with uh thanksgiving you get your fit laid out for saturday yet no it's gonna be a game time decision with the weather we're gonna have to go back to the domain get go get round two for saturday i'm not buying anything but i gotta figure out my fit yeah we're in that weird we're in that weird weather right now where you can either wear shorts and be really comfortable, or if the weather drops five degrees, you're freezing cold. It's like the sun goes down and you want to go to dinner and then you're underdressed.
Starting point is 01:14:13 Which is weird because they say everything gets hotter when the sun goes down. Yeah, I mean, I've heard, yeah. I don't know the science behind that, but it doesn't seem all that correct. What are you doing this weekend? I don't know. You have a tea time Saturday now instead of a tea time? No, my tea time's on December 3rd.
Starting point is 01:14:34 What's that mean? When I'm getting my tea checked. Okay. Oh, I was going like drinking tea. Wow, we're all over the place. Oh, yeah. Too many puns. Too many puns.
Starting point is 01:14:42 Yeah, European joke. Thursday, I have a little happy hour with some friends of mine. Wow. Pretty excited about it. Must be nice. Thanks for the invite, man. Oh, so you've got other friends, huh? Cool, cool, yeah. Too many puns. Too many puns. Yeah, European joke. Thursday, I have a little happy hour with some friends of mine. Wow. Pretty excited about it. Must be nice. Thanks for the invite, man. Oh, so you got other friends, huh?
Starting point is 01:14:49 Cool, cool, cool. Yeah, they're other friends. Right on, dude. Now, get out a little bit. Friday, I have nothing. Are they Bumble BFF friends? Nope, not Bumble BFF friends. Don't fucking lie.
Starting point is 01:14:57 Somebody did DM me saying we should be friends. We would match on Bumble BFF. And then promptly deleted that DM. So, you must have thought it was a bad idea. Yeah, that's one that you're kind of embarrassed about. Yeah. on Bumble BFF and then promptly deleted that DM. So, he must have thought it was a bad idea. Yeah, that's one that you're kind of embarrassed about. Yeah,
Starting point is 01:15:09 so have that Thursday. That's tough by making friends as a dude in like your 20s. Yeah, Friday, nothing. I don't know what I'm going to do Friday. Maybe,
Starting point is 01:15:16 maybe like, I'm sure you'll black out. I've never, I blacked out one time in my life. Really? Yeah, espresso martinis. Look at this guy.
Starting point is 01:15:23 That's it though. We didn't talk about what he did at lunch the other day. Who is this guy? Sauvignon lunch. What are you saying? What is going on? I was gonna say, can we pause the pod? I mean, I can't physically pause
Starting point is 01:15:40 it. I mean, I've got to use the menu. Just go to the bathroom. It's like a recurring bit here. I know, I just realized we had more. It's not. it I mean I've got to use them just go to the bathroom pause the pause I do have tinky music if Dave needs tinky music yeah from the look on his face it might be a little more serious hey don't you weekend already yeah dude like you're practicing on it let's go. I just interrupted. I have nothing Friday and then Saturday. I don't know if you heard.
Starting point is 01:16:09 I'm golfing. With me? With Dylan, Dave, and Will and Eisenhower's. 3 p.m. on Rainy Street. I am very excited. I've only been to Eisenhower's one time
Starting point is 01:16:18 and it was great. The vibe, the experience, the outdoors-ness. I can't wait. That's going to see uh to see backers in action good times will be had i i'm curious to uh like with barstool we had a lot of meetups and we had a lot of you know watch parties and things of that nature i i'm curious to see how this compares well it's going to be smaller scale the smaller scale i mean it's going to be smaller scale the vibe of the people you know i've any any meetup we've ever had i've
Starting point is 01:16:51 caught nothing but great vibes maybe too good maybe too good of vibes really strong vibes good vibes man one of the meetups i fell asleep at matt's whole rancho afterwards so yeah i always catch a vibe i want to set an over under of like when will and i uber home i'll just drop them off i'm not i'm not even talking to you at the meetup oh we're just gonna we're gonna be yeah yeah i'm putting you in a different room than me the entire time i'm gonna say like tentative 11 p.m i'm probably gonna hit the over on that but you might i probably i can't do how long do you think it can that. You might. I can't do that. How long do you think it can drag Will Saturday night? I can't do eight hours anymore.
Starting point is 01:17:31 Especially coming off the weekend we just had. I don't know, but I hope I don't stay out too late. Shut up. I didn't even consider you for the 11 p.m. Oh, yeah, please don't. I didn't want to be rude there. No, that's fair, man. I don't want to be around 11. Okay. do some breath breaking news sure is my starter kit out of this
Starting point is 01:17:52 yeah we'll do that later all right uh hey will i'm glad you asked we'll do that monday let's do monday monday brett starter kit everyone make a mental note okay noted uh glad you asked will i have a a couple different things for breaking news this week okay dylan a little choose your adventure here um i actually have oh dave's back just in time for brett's breaking news all right can you unpause the pod now yep the pod has been like we've never paused on pod we've done it multiple times no but you the way that you looked at me and asked like you looked at me like i was supposed to actually press a button to pause and i was confused i mean i wanted to pause the entire recording i thought monozuma was exacting i thought i had like zoned out and someone said something like horrible on the pod and i was like
Starting point is 01:18:35 no no i thought that was going to be way worse than it was nice monozuma is not revenging right now this point cool i'm in the clear but we we'll see. Anyway, I have four topics. I'll go through them real quick. Buffalo Sabres, they suck. I don't, never mind. Stars won last night. South Dakota health, Austin business, or the backers of this podcast. Well, we got to give deference to the backers.
Starting point is 01:19:04 Always defer to backers. BTBs. Hey, sh got to, we got to give deference to the backers. Always defer to backers. BTBs. Hey, shouts to the backers. I, uh, I did an AMA last week. I don't know if you guys saw. Oh, I saw, I read the entire thing. I had a lot of fun with it. I read it on the plane and I loved it. They were great. I was, I was, I had a lot of fun doing it. You were very candid. I liked it. So, uh, yeah, it was a blast. The questions were great. Y'all were great. And thank you guys for doing that. We'll have to do it again sometime. I might do another one at some point soon. Right, I was hoping for some actual breaking news on the backers.
Starting point is 01:19:33 Is there not, like... I thought you were going to say that we've had, like, we're going to have a hell of a turnout Saturday. No, I had nothing on that. If anybody wants to DM Dave or email Dave at Dave dave at washed media.com and let them know you're coming let's go awesome business i don't need to know that much but yeah i get hell emails hey dylan apple just broke ground on their one billion dollar facility in austin texas i saw this man uh where exactly is this going to be great question it is north of the domain good keep it keep it away it's basically
Starting point is 01:20:06 round rock where they're building this now are they also building a uh a one billion dollar highway that's gonna accommodate the influx of people you gotta think that the mopec has to be expanded for this situation just 5 000 more jobs initially up to to 15,000 with a space. Which, not a bad thing, but... Well, you know how Spotify is acquiring all these podcasts? Maybe they'll just want us in their new compound. Apple? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:20:34 It's kind of a hike. I don't want to drive up there. That's fair. But you got to think that Round Rock's kind of like, kind of cucking Austin a little bit, you know? I'm fine with that. Okay. Fine with that.
Starting point is 01:20:44 The thing about Round Rock, never mind. That's where the Austin FC stadium is going to be, right? Yeah, we are Austin. You know there actually is a Round Rock in Round Rock? Like there is one that people go to? Uh-huh. That's tight. How round is it?
Starting point is 01:21:00 It's fairly round. Is it like shockingly spherical? No, not shockingly, but it's round. What if it was just a rock that was perfectly round? Bitch, Google it. Okay. Okay, anyway, Brett. It's going to sit on 133 acres of land and open in 2022.
Starting point is 01:21:19 So you got a couple of years, Dylan, before the traffic gets really bad. That's great, man. Very exciting. Hey, Dave. Hey. South Dakota has a new uh sodak yeah sodak prescott uh they have a new drug like prevention campaign going on i saw this yes their uh their slogan is meth period i'm on it yeah it's a psa and it's getting a lot of criticism a lot of yucks but i think it might be genius because we're talking about it yeah so yeah the south south dakota has a bad meth problem yes you gotta think they're on it yeah yeah um honestly pretty much every state at this point
Starting point is 01:22:02 has a bad meth problem dude that, that rock is not round. That rock sucks. It's flat on top, but it's round if you look at it from a bird's eye view. It should be called Flat Rock. That rock sucks. Flat Rock, Texas kind of sucks. I was literally imagining a perfectly spherical rock, and that's why they named it that.
Starting point is 01:22:17 That would make sense. They should have called it Flat Rock, Texas. No. Idiots. There's got to be a Flat Rock, Texas. There has to be. There's Enchanted Rock. Is that rock enchanted?
Starting point is 01:22:29 Ooh. Is that where you can see the stars really well? Allegedly. I've never been out there. Flat Rock is a campground situated on Hordes Creek Lake with nice shade from trees, a fishing dock, and gravel swimming areas for beating the Texas heat. Learn that from recreation.gov.
Starting point is 01:22:49 There is a Flat Rock, Texas. It is about 100 miles west of San Angelo. Is that in Glasscock County? What? It's a county out west. Glasscock? It's on 67. Look it up.
Starting point is 01:23:02 East of Rankin. How close is it to White Settlement? You've got to think it's pretty far away. That is out in the middle of nowhere. South Midland and Odessa. Midland and Odessa are pretty close to each other. Glasgow County is just outside of Midland, actually. That's exciting.
Starting point is 01:23:22 How far is the drive to El Paso? About eight and a half, nine hours. Holy shit. Dave and I are doing it for the Rage concert. We're going up that day, driving back that night. That might be an overnight trip, Will. Is that all for Brett's Breaking News? Yeah, that's all I got.
Starting point is 01:23:38 See you Saturday. Sick. That was our last pod of the week. No, it's not. Oh, yeah. We actually had two more we all actually have numerous pods this week I'm talking about touching base or whatever this is
Starting point is 01:23:51 circling back we should do touching base again we should I mixed up touching base and circling back what's wrong with us it happens let's get out of here man let's fucking do it.
Starting point is 01:24:05 All right. Hey, can't wait to see you guys on Patreon tomorrow. Bye.

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