Circling Back - Coffee Friday 002: No Rundown, Just Vibes
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Coffee's for closers only.
You think I'm fucking with you?
I'm not fucking with you.
I'm not fucking with you.
Coffee's for closers only.
Closers only.
Coffee's for closers only.
I'm catch up.
I'm catch up.
Beep-bop.
Wow.
We out here drinking coffee on Fridays. It's Coffee Friday, baby. My name is Will DeFries. To my left, David, the bing bong man himself. He puts the bing in the bong, ladies and gentlemen.
David Ruh. You know, I'm glad I'm here because I woke up this morning. The first thing I thought was, it's a great day for coffee,
but it's also a great day to communicate with other humans on an audio platform.
So this kind of worked out pretty well for me.
Are you even drinking coffee, dude?
What's your problem over there?
That's a good sip of Joe.
What are you sipping on?
I'm going to use Dave's favorite word only because it really applies here,
but I don't want to because he's worn it completely out.
But the juxtaposition of the way you intro Dave and the way you, well,
sometimes intro me is devastating.
You say that word it's upsetting i don't like how you emphasize the syllables and juxtaposition like it doesn't have the same pop when you say
it juxtaposition i mean that was better but the first time how did i say how many sillies it got
five cool dude the one who asked me is that the first line is that the first line of your haiku dog
you can't ask me a question and then mock me for just a simple answer to said question that's how
this works have you done this your entire life have you counted syllables your entire life or
is this just something that like started happening when you got older um like when you learned what
syllables were was it just something that like you were naturally good at i don't understand
years at least 20 i don't understand you're so fast with it and i like every time i
test you it's not like you know that i'm gonna ask you i'm fast with it but i'm also nice with it no
man what what would be your superhero name obviously we know your power you'd be the syllabi
uh maybe i don't know like the syllabus i don't know i don't know. The syllabus? I don't know. I don't know how often, like, my superpower would come in handy when I'm fighting crime.
No, he's the syllable.
But, like, I'm...
He has, like, horns.
That's good.
Oh, okay.
You have a ring through the septum.
Those are tight.
Dude, Rosie's going through this punk rock stage, and it's really annoying.
She's just blasting punk music from her fucking room all the time.
She hates her mom and dad.
And yesterday, I, like, was just kind of... I got to work, and I got a text message that was like, just blasting punk music from her fucking room all the time she hates her mom and dad and yesterday
i like was just kind of i got to work and i got a text message that was like dude she just pierced
her lip i was like god damn it i now have to go take this piercing out of rosie's lip she has her
own room that's that's most i took from that is yeah she has her own bedroom at your house yeah
hey shout out to the fishermen who just cut their lines down by my place and just leave the hooks down there for dogs to eat the hook literally brought you back yeah yeah that's messed up man
yeah if i see i know exactly which guy which guy it was that did it so next time i go down there
i'm gonna ask him for his venmo so i can hit him for the vet bill was the hook baited i think it
was the reason why she took a bite of it I've never seen Rosie eat hooks before so I'm
gonna I think there had to have been something on the hook you know Dave is really good at baiting
someone said he's a master at it yeah real beaters now Randy Randy liked it are you just
ripping lips all day man are you a master at it you've done the joke you're the one who's scared of bait like that's why you don't like i
mean i i think you don't like fishing primarily because it's boring but like you're all aren't
you scared of touching the fish and i'm not scared of bait i'm scared of touching the fish what do
you want to touch a fish what's the fish gonna do to you it's slimy and has teeth and they're gross
and they're squirmy like get it and they stink i don't want to touch i would be more inclined to
go fishing if i was guaranteed not to catch a fish that's weird that's one of the worst you
could just not you could just try not to catch a fish and just vibe with the boy where i could
just not go fishing which is what i actually ultimately choose to do i'm indifferent you
know i've enjoyed i've done it before and i've enjoyed it. Anytime I go with Flounder, like it's a blast because he's, A, he's really good at it.
And he's a, he's a good teacher.
He teaches without a clay splaining.
That, that dude loves to fish.
I contacted, I contacted when, when, when Rosie got the hook stuck in her mouth yesterday,
I contacted every person
but i should have contacted flounder he's the only person that i know who fly fish is that i
didn't contact yesterday and uh to no one's surprise it took hours for anyone to get back to
me uh and then i started realizing you know what yeah it makes sense that the people who are into
fly fishing are the people that aren't like tethered to their phones constantly shout out to the chill ones out there tetherball's fun no it's not dude
tetherball you were the you were the guy who like just got smoked no i was i was running tether i
was just i was just spinning it over your head you put off palm the tetherball illegal dude that's
facts that is fact there's always that kid who just throws it.
You're like, that's not how this works.
Yeah, like, hey, Travis, dude, chill out.
Hey, Mike.
It's always Travis.
Will would just be flailing his arms above his head like, I can't get it.
Dude, please.
Azal was just like.
Please, y'all are lucky.
Y'all are lucky in Cabo that that volleyball net wasn't regulation,
and I didn't want to play anymore.
You know I live above the net how are
they gonna how are you gonna have a five foot volleyball net well they had it lowered from the
limbo contest the night before you know people from that i won people from that country are
generally a little bit shorter than we are okay i don't think that's why they had it at like a
five foot net like it's time it's a tiny net they're a little shorter than when i saw the net
like i had so many dreams of getting the entire crew together
and having a five-on-five sand volleyball.
And then when I walked up to it
and saw that I could see over the net,
I was like, oh, this is over now.
I would have very little faith in anyone in our crew
being able to set me properly.
Therefore, I probably would have passed.
I'd be too scared that you were just going to spike it
directly into the net.
You have the vibe of a dude who would spike it
as hard as they can and have it go out, but you didn't care because you had clean contact. I'll spike it directly into the net and you have the vibe of a dude who would spike it as hard as they can and have it go out but you didn't care because you had clean
contact spike it right into your feet i'll kick it up straight down i'll kick it up no you won't
i have more faith in my feet than i have in my hands
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What were we talking about?
I kind of interrupted y'all.
Y'all were fighting about volleyball.
Oh, yeah, dude.
What are you?
I don't, I'm not going to act like coffee.
Like, oh, I'm absolutely not a five tool volleyball player.
I'm not. Like, I'm not afraid to act like coffee. Like, Oh, I'm absolutely not a five tool volleyball player. I'm not like,
I I'm,
I'm not afraid to say that the juxtaposition of your game versus mine,
it would just be shocking to everybody.
Cause I'm like a way above the net.
And you're like,
dig it.
You're like,
you're,
you know,
you dig your digs and your sets.
It's like you play a soft man's game.
What I do is I dig like with the best of them.
I'm getting to that ball i'll tell you
the worst thing you can do if you're my if you're my teammate is hit it over the net on the second
volley if you're like refusing to set me when i'm just ready to spike in somebody's face that's just
like oh i'm just gonna i'm just gonna hit it over what are you doing that's just are you here to win
grace that means you don't trust your partner. That means that you'll have zero team chemistry
and it's probably not going to last very long.
So you're agreeing with me?
That you should not hit it over on the second volley?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay, good.
If somebody hadn't played volleyball competitively in their life
and they tell me that they overhand serve,
I don't want you on my team.
You're a liability out there.
If you hit it over on the first volley,
I'm just going to walk off the court. Unless you can do the super high underhand one where it just hangs up there not as consistent
because it's very hard to keep it in but like effective because people panic when they're under
that ball it's like no no i'm standing the underhand serve dave oh you are i'm saying if if
if you have not played competitively and you're telling me that you're about to be on my team and
you're going to overhead serve i know that you're going to fault so many times that i don't want you
on my squad anymore i want you out of here yeah like i know you might have a couple that are like
kind of dazzling but overall nah dude you're gonna you're gonna turn the ball over too much
we're playing with amateurs i'm gonna pick you out and i'm gonna throw an underhand serve at
your ass it does look more alpha to go overhead though facts it does as long as you get that knuckleball too the tennis the tennis underhand
dog facts an overhand tennis serve like i never played tennis but when that's done properly
that's just an impressive feat tennis sticks i mean that's that's the standard way of doing it
yeah no no one no one does underhand a lot of people do and like people like amateurs oh like oh not no like like 80 plus group they they do underhand maybe that's who i'm
playing with well some pros do they'll mix one in just to mess with people that's savage change up
yeah yeah my serve is my the worst part of my tennis game facts hands down i'm not i don't play
why don't you just go underhand because you can't you can't i'm not going to I don't play tenor. Why don't you just go underhand? Because you can't. You can't.
I'm not going to get roasted by the boys because I'm going underhand.
No, it's not bad enough that I would go underhand.
It's just, but yeah.
I don't have the best serve.
My second serve is pretty much the exact as my first.
Second serve, same as the first.
Sorry.
Okay.
What are you sipping on, Dave?
Nespresso.
Do you know which one? No, it's whatever one it is it's
not the best i noticed we're out of uh creamer yeah i threw it away there's this much left and
it didn't smell great so we can walk across the way to get some right yeah put down the company
cards for the it's for the company of course i don't eat i don't drink creamer as i'm a man but
you guys bought it you guys i heard you the one who bought it. You guys...
I heard you started using more opaque glassware, so people couldn't see how much creamer you use them.
This is just a circling back.
Thanks to our good friends over at Bison Coolers.
I was texting with Brittany last night, and she told me that at the hotel y'all stayed at, you ordered a $38 latte.
You essentially just wanted a bunch of milk.'s a latte that's what i said oh man
that place was so expensive she was roasting your ass she was like yeah dude he just wanted a glass
of milk so bad but he was also lacking in energy because he drank too many margaritas and so he
just got a $38 latte i couldn't believe how much that medello especial cost if you want to know
how much it costs check out yesterday's Patreon episode.
Yeah, keep that shit behind the paywall.
I have some bing bong news.
He's already made his way through the news cycle, but being late to something is not going to stop us.
For the price of one month of optimized content, you could get a few ounces of Modelo Esello especial from the resort anyway we can move on
do you see uh the dude from succession glued himself to a starbucks so this guy's living
the character yeah this guy is an actual activist yeah this is one of those situations where it's
like oh they just saw that this guy's like you know got some views and they're just going to
lean into his actual politics i like it i will say he's he's more of a he's a b player maybe even a c player
in succession not a big part of the show so at this point the price of vegan milk
products at starbucks costs more than just dairy milk correct and that's what he's upset about yeah
yeah he called it a senseless upcharge
at starbucks for non-dairy milk is it senseless or do those things cost more to uh produce that
is probably economic that is correct yeah i to be honest like i'm all for like saying fuck you to
the man and doing stuff but i don't know if this is super glue yourself to starbucks worthy i just
feel like they're a thing i feel like there are more worthy causes out there too you know dude do we have the incident in the uh timberwolves grizzly series where the young
lady tried to super glue her hand to the court is this a is this a prime a prime move for the
activist gluing yourself or cheating yourself the things is having a moment as they would say
gluing yourself to the court at a basketball game like i, I'm sorry, they're just going to rip you away
and your hand's going to really hurt after that.
You're not really going to prove anything.
You're going to be skinless for a few days.
Whenever I think about gluing myself to something,
I always wonder, are there any elite athletes around
that can just rip me away?
What if in that series, she got it down there
and somebody came and just pulled her up
and her arm just ripped and just stayed standing there?'d be very strange that would be a tough look but this
guy what an idiot he's too old to be doing this this guy you can't be fucking around gluing your
hand to starbucks such a lame a lame reason to do this which it's the it's the grand can you
imagine risking it all for creamer yeah like folks at home wondering who it is it's like
james cromwell is his name,
and he's Cousin Greg's confidant boy.
His grandpa.
Plus, dude, you probably have plenty of money.
You're a somewhat successful actor.
Hey, Dylan.
Logan's brother.
It's not always about that, dog.
He's fighting for the little man?
Yeah, dude, he's...
He's fighting for the lunch pail crew.
He's an honorary director of PETA.
Wants a little oat milk in their bing bong.
Like, dude, this is the most beta thing ever.
He's risking it all for vegan milk.
Just a somewhat famous actor is just glued to your countertop at Starbucks.
Like, that's...
Why don't you just keep conducting business?
You think people were like, oh, that's...
That's the guy.
That's...
What's he in? I know him from some... He's in some... Is on Netflix? No, it's HBO. keep conducting business you think people were like oh that's um that's the guy that's um what's
he in i know him from some he's in some is on netflix no it's hbo that's that's the guy that's
the guy no not logan but the other guy logan's brother no that's not logan oh no i'm talking
about yeah oh yeah he's in some stuff wasn't he also in that um downton abbey uh he's probably
in downton abbey by the way i've been informed by my wife that she will be going to see downton abbey uh he's probably in downton abbey by the way i've been informed by
my wife that she will be going to see downton abbey a couple saturdays from now and i was like
okay where are they showing it downtown oh man this guy hate the laugh track oh i'm on a different
setting of the roadcaster right now is that a different cast the new one no oh no no we do the
new one though if you guys were gonna if No, we do the new one, though.
If you guys were going to protest any restaurant for something,
what restaurant are you gluing yourself to?
It's Arby's, and it's not closed. I knew you were going to say that.
Because they have not.
The five for five, it's one of the best deals.
It was a great deal for blue-collar folks like me, the working class.
And next thing you know, it's gone.
And now if I want five roast beef sandwiches, it's going to be like,
at least triple that.ples is best you don't need that many sandwiches dude i'm four episodes
through saul dude i love this show hey i'm seven through and i love this show it is so good i'm
gluing myself to matt's al rancho hey are y'all and i'm doing it until they let me have a third
mexican martini at my meal that's very important man they're pretty they don't always enforce that they know they've enforced
it one time no they've enforced it i've had it enforced numerous times at this point but um well
you don't need more than two can i be fair no you don't but i don't like having brett and i were
talking about this the other day i don't like having limits put on me when i'm out there trying
to mob yeah i mean i'm not looking to be governed when i'm at uh the place drinking martinis but if there's well if there's one
restaurant where i've seen you literally fall asleep at the table it's it's mad so maybe
maybe you got a little uh resume maybe i super glued myself and i was just waiting out
until uh the restaurant cleared out that was during the day
like i mean a long time yeah but we were day drinking like i just need a little nap before
heading out for the night dude you know what happened if you super glued yourself to a table
there is that dude the waiter with all the rings and all the gold slapped me the og he would come
over there and just embarrass you and that's a guy you don't want to be on his bad side he has
too many gold rings on that That guy's unhinged.
Yeah, he just was putting drinks on our tab that we didn't order,
and we were okay with it.
The amount that y'all complain about being at the fun table at that dinner,
it peeves me every time.
Were you not there?
No, I was there.
He was at the nerd table.
I was at the kids' table with all the wives.
Oh, yeah.
Dave's little whiskey girl was at that table.
My other whiskey girl, my wife my wife probably i don't know we even got us we we even just we tabbed out early because we were
like we're not having fun over here and this table's having the time of their damn lives
actually a better way to describe it you guys were at the adult table and we were at the kids table
it was like me brett caroline klein there's a bunch of kids at our table you could say whatever
the hell how the fuck did we even manage to do that?
I don't know.
They never separate you into different tables.
And somehow, we just made that happen.
Good question.
I don't know.
And I caught that.
Yeah.
Where are you super gluing yourself, dude?
I don't know.
You can just name a restaurant.
I might go back to Las Ventanas and super glue myself to their pina colada machine or something.
Like these shouldn't be over $40.
See, at Wilmont's, pina coladas are very cheap and the rum floaters are free.
People forget that.
Yeah.
Do they have a better pina colada than Fritz had at his first birthday party?
Well, remember I wasn't there.
Oh yeah, fuck dude.
I wasn't trying to air you out there. I feel very bad about missing it it's okay preparing for a wedding you should have
been a great time the first thing that dylan did when i walked into his house for his wedding and
this is the morning of like he doesn't have his tux on yet he's helping parks get ready the first
thing dylan does is apologize for that and i was like dylan like today's your wedding day like
you're not supposed to feel you're not supposed to feel sorry for anything i know but i sent a
text a day before being like super apologetic like look we're just we have a million
things to do today getting ready for the wedding can't come i feel so bad tell fritz we love him
and neither one of you guys acknowledge the text so i thought y'all were mad well we were i don't
think you understand the timeline of my day that day we went from fritz's party to putting fritz
to bed to going to another party to going out to dinner with friends we had no time to like but david whiskey girl did respond to that text that the text read oh thinking the
roughs for coming and like ignored my hell yeah my text i'm sure that was whiskey girl put a lot
of effort into that party so she was probably trying to dunk it i really do feel terrible
honestly you would have been so dehydrated for your wedding because it was hot that day. It was hot, hot, hot.
Best frozen beverage I've had at a party that has rented a machine, maybe ever.
Because they never work right.
They work for like the first hour, then it's just melted.
Did you pass virgin piñas out to the kiddos?
No.
We don't do that.
No, but because our method of giving out floaters was just having
a fifth next to the machine a lot of people didn't realize that there was already alcohol
in the machine and so there were some people who had like absolute diesel right pina coladas there
yeah diesel good for them man where are you glowinguing yourself feeling hot hot hot it doesn't have to be a
restaurant it could be a sporting event oh then i'll glue myself to the uh the field goal post
at uh ut dkr yeah dkr until uh they beat kansas i'm gonna glue myself to matthew mcconaughey until
he stops going to the locker room and distracting everybody.
I doubt y'all watched the Mavs last night, but Mark Cuban tried to McConaughey it with a tucked in T-shirt into his jeans with no belt.
I was like, this is a McConaughey move.
It's not you.
I mean, y'all are different.
Not the same.
Cuban cannot be a no belt guy.
That's just not how it works for guys that are shaped like he and I. You know, he's not in the worst shape, but it's just like,
man,
just leave that,
leave that to the,
to the smoking hot A-listers.
I saw him,
during dinner last night,
I saw him absolutely
undress somebody
on Shark Tank.
Oh, really?
It's rare that you see
Cuban go in on people,
but he was just calling
this guy an absolute fraud.
You undressed him?
You know what I mean.
I'm not watching
nearly as much Shark Tank as I used to.
For that reason, I'm out.
I'm out on Shark Tank.
It's just boring though.
Yeah.
It's a show that if it's on and I literally nothing else, I may keep it on.
It used to be my fall sleep on Sunday night.
Like just put it on and just ride.
You think they would invest in WASH Media if we give them a-
Honestly, probably.
No.
Mark would just want to vibe with the boys who's who would you want cubes i would want cubes or um mark or sorry
uh who's the the guy started fubu oh damon i feel like he could he could launch something he could
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share it, but I just thought it was the one video of CT punching Adam. So there's a thread. It's,
there's like 30 videos in it and it's, it's, it's just a great trip down memory lane. Cause I used
to be a challenge guy.
And then I stopped doing it for some reason.
So there's a lot of stuff in there that's new to me, but this was good.
But the CT Adam, there was a lot of people doing some still frame, like Zapruder-esque analysis.
Like, did Adam actually get a couple licks in?
Because CT, when he gets up after they fall, he's got some blood on his eye well what i hit a wall or something yeah i mean when ct is bobbing it's you can't really hold
him back i like what ct does in that fight situation though he punches adam and then
immediately shoves him i don't think i've got the guts to do that to anybody in my life but if i ever
do like get mad i hope that i have the i hope that i have the presence of mind to just shove somebody after i punch them in the face i don't condone violence um while i am a ct guy
i don't like to watch him just beat down on adam can i say this about adam well he didn't necessarily
eat that punch he didn't get knocked out like that punch knocks a lot of people out ct is a bully
he is a dude he He bullied this thread.
I just sent.
You're going to be like,
okay.
Yeah.
CT is obviously one of my favorite personalities,
but like he makes an ass of himself in a number of videos.
Oh yeah.
When he's trying to fight Abram and Abram's just like,
dude,
I don't want to fuck with Abram.
I don't either.
Abram looks like he knows like jujitsu.
Yeah.
Abram.
He's a classic asshole.
No,
dude,
he's turned it around though. He's turned it around. He's like the nicest guy on the Jiu Jitsu. Yeah. Classic mass hole. No, dude. He's turned it around though.
He's turned it around.
He's like the nicest guy on the challenge at this point.
Kind of.
That's good to hear.
You remember night one?
He kind of did Lil T wrong a couple seasons ago.
Big T.
Night one where they just get hammered and he wants to wrestle Kenny.
Yeah.
And then like Kenny's like, okay.
And then CT gets like a bloody lip or something and freaks out.
Is the new challenge out?
I can't believe they're still making the new challenge
came out two days ago i know my weekend's gonna i don't know what i'm doing where do you watch
these paramount i guess so the new the new seasons have like a shit ton they're not on mtv anymore
i don't know we just watch them on whatever streaming it's all the same old viacom music
television dude but like the not anymore the budget that they've gotten for the challenge is honestly shocking it's been a very good run of seasons rest in peace dave mara
yeah it was not ever on the show he hosted didn't tj tj lavin didn't dave mary used to host too
he might have had some involvement but i don't know if he was ever like a major player
yeah tj lavin's still out here doing it.
TJ Lavin takes no days off.
Hey, RIP Anthony Bourdain for just going to shout out random celebrities who have passed.
Big facts.
Shout out Jon Pryor.
Dave Mayer hosted the Challenge Inferno 2.
He did?
When was that?
He hosted the Challenge Inferno 2, like I said.
No, when was that?
I don't know.
Hard to say.
He just did.
Is that the hope when you become a bmx
bike like whatever yes like your hope is that you eventually get the challenge nod it's it's
like being a an nfl athlete and being like oh going to the booth did you ever play uh
what's his name who's who's the other guy the bmx rider like the guy yeah did you ever did
you ever play matt hoffman's pro bmx yes i played way too
much of that game so matt hoffman is an oklahoma city guy and you'll just see see him randomly at
places like a big taco big truck taco whatever and you look over and it's just him and he looks
he looks like a guy who's broken every bone in his body which he has yeah he probably I was gonna say he's probably broken more than 99.9 of people out
there also uh a guy that I saw at the State Fair of Texas on a on a vert show in like 1990. and it
was and like so for since that time I've always had a soft spot for the condor you think Dylan
made it to that Dylan was was actually promoting it dylan was
standing at the door just pushing people dylan was sign spinning out front i didn't make it to
that particular event i was busy i have a question for you dylan i'm pivoting really hard and i hope
i hope you have a positive answer to this what's up fool did you i know you i know you saw who we
chose for our childhood crush draft. Oh, yeah.
Did you have any blatant omissions?
There's one omission that is the most popular name that got tossed at us of someone that we omitted.
So I have four omissions.
You guys overall did a pretty good job.
Well, not including Dave.
You guys did a pretty good job.
You had Brooke Burke in there.
Of course, Tiffany Amethyson's in there.
Can't miss her.
You had Brooke Burke in there.
Of course, Tiffany Amethyson's in there.
Can't miss her.
My first one, I'm a little hesitant to share with everybody because it's going to date me.
Is it too horny?
Actually, you know what?
It won't date me because she still looks fantastic.
Hey, to the people that said it was a horny segment,
I thought we were mad respectful.
I guess horny's in the eye of the horny.
Blanche Devereaux?
Blanche. blanche approaches you in a bar with a martini in your hand just swirling it around just swirling it around people people
are really telling on themselves in the comments like a lot of ageism yeah facts and a lot of
people aren't cool with blanche's being blanche being so sex positive not me i'm very cool was she
the most sex positive one from the show what about will are you sure let's talk after this
i'm thinking of it wasn't b anyway anyway um christy brinkley was my first ever ever crush
that's good she looks great she's worthy of a first round draft pick those okay total gym infomercials one of the all-time most beautiful women i've ever seen oh
she still has her fastball she still does oh yeah in her 60s and she looks fantastic but um god that
like the ferrari scene and uh uh vacation european vacation or whatever she's in a couple of them i
guess anyway two more that kind of go together
in the same genre of personality but carmen electra and jenny mccarthy both deserve some love
we actually talked carmen electra came up during that episode and i thought to myself you know i'm
kind of surprised her name hasn't been called out yet but she i thought she i thought she gave me
she might have given me a little awakening at some
point but she never was somebody that i was seeking out i'm glad you brought that up i think
there's a difference at least when i think of carmen electra she's in a different category
so there's crush and there's carmen electra which was just another level and that's where all that's
where i'll stop talking so carmen elect the the phrase carmen electra nude was probably my most searched
my most searched phrase of all time from like from like 12 to 16 i must have searched it 10 000 times
but like yeah like one of my childhood crushes was al from step by step because when i was like
six years old i was only watching that show because i was like i i like this girl like six
year old me was just like yeah i wish there were like, I like this girl. Like six-year-old me was just like, hmm.
Yeah.
What were you like?
I wish there were girls like that at my school.
There probably were.
We got Chrissy Brinkley, Carmen Electra, Jenny McCarthy, and Elaine Bennis for me.
Okay.
See, that's a good crush.
I had a crush on Elaine.
I still do.
She still looks great.
Singled out Jenny McCarthy was.
Yes.
She still kind of grossed me out, but she was hot.
She was so zany, you know?
We also glossed over pop stars.
Like we had no...
I guess we were a little old for this to be a childhood crush,
but like Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera.
Britney Spears was...
Jessica Simpson.
She got really big when I was in high school.
Yeah, so that's a little too late
to like have like a certified crush on that person.
Facts, facts, yeah.
Pretty much not crushing at 18.
The number one person that we got called out for not having was topanga i saw that and i never watched that show i was
obsessed with boy meets world and so like but in terms of the crushes that i had on boy meets world
she's number four yeah i went there just on that show just on that show she's number four number
one for me was rachel the tall redheaded roommate who now dabbles in
adult film not for me it's not for me uh the other one was angela sean's girlfriend i had a bigger
crush on her and then sneaky linda cartellini oh she was uh she was the one who convinced cory to
cheat on topanga with her in the ski episode and she was bad that ain't right damn
and then Topanga
if her name wasn't Topanga a wild ass name would be like if she just had a name that
was more traditional would people still be like head over heels for her
because I think she is attractive she's hot but she was just I didn't even think about putting
her on my list do you know what Topanga actually is?
No.
It's a city in California.
What?
I think that's what they were alluding to.
Like, oh, she's named after a place in California.
That's why she's all hippy-dippy.
Her whole thing in the first three seasons was that she was a huge hippie,
and then they transitioned her into just being really mean to Corey.
She had enough. She was so rude to Coreyory the entire time like cory was scared of
her what did he do didn't he get like an hj while skiing i don't know he had stockholm syndrome with
her he get cranked in the ski lift what happened you know i think they took that he took they took
the day off of skiing and yeah linda cartolini was just all over him. I gotta look up Linda Cardellini. Christy Brinkley is a... Like, today, she's a nine.
She's a ten.
Everyone we've talked about is a ten.
Oh.
Yeah, she's been in a lot.
She was in Freaks and Geeks.
She's in...
Was she Daphne?
Dead to Me?
Yeah, she was Daphne.
Oh.
That's...
Her role in Dead to Me on Netflix is...
I like it.
I'm glad. I like to hear when people have good careers after their 90s sitcoms i will always have a crush on her dylan i'm surprised
you didn't gas me up more for my daisy fuentes was daisy fuentes on your on your board i missed
that she was still there in the third so i had to grab her great value that's a good that's a
good pick great value that was. That was a Daisy guy.
She was kind of, I'm not comparing her to Brooke Burke,
but she was Brooke Burke before Brooke Burke.
No one's Brooke Burke except for Brooke Burke.
She was special.
There can only be one.
Much like Highlander.
Dave, what was your most Googled thing in middle school?
Man.
Honestly, it was either carmen electra what do you really want to know yeah it was either it was either how to make pipe bomb
how to make stink bomb no it was probably carmen electra jenny mccarthy or pam anderson
like those are those were like pam's obviously way up there too
i just i would just go home i would get get home if so this was only if i wasn't playing a sport
so i didn't have soccer practice after school and then like my parents would still be at work i'd
get home at like 3 30 and i would go to maxim online.com and just look at the very like safe
for work photos that they would post of celebrities on there and i just loved it oh man maxim online when you were like pre like you know high speed internet days if you got your
hands on just a top like a high-res topless pic of some famous chick it was like your life was
made for the next week it was all it was just like life is life can't get better it made us who we
are today and like the kids these days, they're on TikTok
just seeing these unattainable body goals of all these people.
Like, no, we were just scraping.
They're just a few taps away from looking at whatever they want.
It's not fair.
I know Mission, Tyra Banks.
Yes.
The Victoria's Secret or Swimsuit,
Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover.
That was one that I remember being like sixth grade.
Did you ever have a little
Lisa Turtle crush at any point?
Yeah.
I thought she was cute.
I thought, yeah.
Yeah, I had a bigger crush on her
than Jesse Spano,
but Jesse Spano gave me just,
you know, anxiety.
She was too annoying.
She would definitely
glue herself to something.
But again, I also disagreed
with how Lisa Turtle treated,
you know, Screech.
Screech might have been
a little much.
Maybe he, like... A little. Actually, no, you know what i'm i take it back she was she was
appropriately mean to him cancelable behavior he was problematic yes they all were they they
found oil on the the high school's property like uh under you know and they wanted to drill and
then they protested yeah but that duck got doused. That duck did get doused.
It was just funny.
The turnaround from the time of discovery to the time they were actually getting into the minerals.
Yeah, they had those episodes
where you're supposed to take some kind of message away from it,
like when Jesse got hooked on those drugs.
You mean the caffeine pills?
Yeah, the no-dose.
Caffeine pills.
Instead, she could have just drank a cold brew.
Yeah.
Calm down.
So you had too much coffee.
It happens.
She was just so scared, though.
She's not welcome on Coffee Friday.
No.
No, no, no.
Jesse's man could not handle the heat in this place right now.
She wouldn't take our vibe, man.
She tried to convince us to put the bing bong down.
I can't do that.
So scared.
Stop the drilling.
Stop the oil.
That was their protest and like dude
y'all aren't getting this like it was funny because zach and everybody was getting real
excited mr belding like you know you're not getting the money you uh you do not share in the
the principal doesn't own the land yeah i do love that thought though
all the things they could get it's like yeah this will be squandered by a
bureaucrat bayside was a scene though man dude it was i was so jealous of it it was so sick like i
wish we had a place like the max to go to the max after school we didn't have anywhere like that do
either of y'all know california regions very well so their rival was the valley correct uh valley
so was bayside like the rich kid high
school or was the valley like i don't know i imagine like bayside sounds more exclusive yeah
i imagine bayside being yeah they both sound kind of sick side of the bay i mean zack's dad was a
baller all those all those things from back in the day like they all took place i feel like so
many of them take place in california that i always just grew up wishing that I could have been a cool kid in California growing up with these outdoor California high
school.
Yeah.
Like we were driving through when we were in San Diego over Christmas, we were driving
around and I saw this high school and I was like, that's the high school that I wanted
to go to.
Like that place looks incredible.
I kind of want to go back and watch that show again.
I kind of want to go back to high school.
High school was sick.
I was cool.
Still am. The best, the best Saved by the bell episodes weren't even the original ones it was like the when they went to vegas to
get zach and kelly married and then uh i really also enjoyed saved by the bell the college years
oh with uh golic yeah not my goal junior that'd be tight i would i would love a reprise of the college years with him
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Did y'all see the Norm MacDonald news?
I did.
Weren't you looking something up?
Oh, Mike Golick.
It's Mike Golick Sr.'s brother.
So Mike Golick Jrr friend of the show
his uncle was bob golic who was on say by the bellicoggers he was the ra or
whatever oh yeah i remember that guy he had a mullet he did he was big uh yes i didn't know
they were brothers they were brothers played at notre dame which is probably why golics uh
junior went to pronounce notre dame did his dad not also go there? Huh?
Where does dad go to college?
I don't have that information ready.
Look it up.
He went to a college.
Did he go to college?
Did he go to Texas State? He didn't go straight from high school to the NFL, did he?
No, Mike Golick.
Oh, he also went to Notre Dame.
Okay, yeah.
Yeah, I was going to say, they all went to Notre Dame.
Why are we even thinking about this?
I forgot that Golik Sr. played.
Anyway, this Norm thing is going to be...
Wait, what happened?
Is it confirmed?
Is it confirmed, Hap?
Yeah.
This is what it is.
Okay, because I got scared when I saw the tweet that it might have just been a rumor.
So, no, no, no.
Spade and Netflix even confirmed it.
So, when Norm knew... because norm's been fighting he was
fighting leukemia secretly for years when it took when he got bad bad and they're like you don't
have long he was in the middle of pandemic so he couldn't go do a show and he basically
recorded his material new material he'd been working on alone in his his house. And they're going to release it, I think,
as part of a documentary on Netflix.
I thought that he went to a theater
and performed alone in the theater.
You're going to cry your eyes out, Dave.
Did he?
That's what I, from what I read, that's what I understood.
I thought he played it in a theater to an empty crowd
and just did his routine up there.
Whatever he did, it was no crowd.
It's going to be an all-time cry situation. Oh, yeah. how can you even laugh at it it's just gonna be so sad it's gonna
be awful i feel like do you just want you want the next day off after this drops i was gonna
that's where i was going with this like i hope it drops on a friday so that dave has the weekend to
recover serious you're gonna have the worst friday night slash best yeah norm norm fans are like
that's really cool, but...
It's cool.
It's going to be...
Even if you're not the biggest Norm fan,
it's going to be sad to watch somebody who...
Knew their demise was imminent.
Real Norm heads know.
Sorry, I'm looking up to see where he did it.
I thought I read it was in his home.
Either way, that's going to be wild.
But, man. Did anyone tackle him on stage? No. I read it was in his home. Either way, that's going to be wild.
Man.
Did anyone tackle him on stage?
No.
No charges for that guy?
Did I see that right?
What?
He had a gun that was actually a knife.
How do you not get charged? Well, when they put your arm on backwards, it's like,
that's punishment enough.
He tried to super glue it to
dave chappelle okay they're saying it was not a felony that fake feels like a felony to me
call me crazy but that feels like a felony shawty's got a felony in my head
randy liked that randy didn't like anything today randy loves shawty's a felony he hates
coffee friday no he doesn't dude he likes it but randy's you're not a bing bong guy are you randy doesn't like anything today randy loves shawty's with felony he hates coffee friday no he
doesn't dude he likes it but randy's you're not a bing bong guy are you randy no why not talk
talk why aren't you a bing bong guy hey what's your problem dude i just don't like the taste yeah
that's stupid it's an acquired taste man such a little kid take off i'm if i need energy i'm just
gonna like go work out or something no he's a meal a meal boy. I'm going to ride my bike.
I can't imagine not having coffee in my life.
When I was 18 years old, I was working as a graphic designer. And there was a senior who was working as a graphic designer as well.
And he would walk in every day with Red Bulls.
And I was like, that's tight.
And we hired him.
And I was like, dude, that's the guy.
And then I knew i needed to set my
energy game up so i started walking in with coffee and it was at a time in my life when i didn't like
coffee at all but i just wanted to rival him since he was known as the red bull guy so you're a coffee
guy no one took note i actually got yelled at numerous times at that job for not working hard
enough my urologist suggested that coffee's a trigger for me to urinate frequently he's like
it's an accelerant like it's making you pee more you may want to consider cutting down your
consumption and i just looked at him you know that meme with diddy and the other dude where
they just stare at each other yeah we did that and he's like are we done here i'm like yeah we are
which one were you in that gif i was i was diddy yeah of course i feel like that's that's a mean
or a gif that's just so popular and i have not ever watched the full clip for context and i feel
like i should but that wasn't like that was pieced together right there's no way i don't know that's
too good wasn't that american idol i think so it was a show similar one of those dumb ass shows were a
copycat version of it wasn't it wasn't uh making the band hey i hope you weren't listening to
micah's episode for too long because he gave some masked singer spoilers jesus i haven't listened
that episode actually ken jong glued himself to the table after uh it was rudy giuliani no it wasn't rudy it was don rumsfeld
okay i'm sorry i saw i saw the rumsfeld even alive i think rumsfeld passed
are we doing a moment of silence for rumsfeld right now pulling out for rudy
oh rudy's alive don't pull her out for rud, it's fine. No, but he was the masked singer.
Right.
And what's his name?
Did not like it.
He just said, you know what?
I'm out of here.
And then he came right back.
You're like, you know what?
Do y'all have any glue?
Do y'all have any guilty pleasure shows like that?
Where like, if it's on, you won't like, you won't record it or like watch every episode.
But do you have any that you gravitate to if you're eating dinner real quick and just
want something out in the background?
but do you have any that you gravitate to if you're eating dinner real quick and just want something out in the background i'll always i will always maybe entertain turning on america's
got talent to kill like 20 minutes while i eat my dinner i don't know howie mandel yeah and i like
america's got talent because it's not just a singing competition you just get everything and
so sometimes you just watch it and you get your little little dick blown off wow i now watch for the over-the-top reactions that
they're just trying they're praying gets turned into a meme because that's all they're all the
judges are doing it's like all right we got to get some gifs out there we need like really like
this guy's gonna like jump through a ring of fire and we need you to act like it's like the most
dope thing you've ever seen do you want to do a recap pod of season one of better call solve and we're done
maybe it's so good i don't know why i thought it like i didn't think it wouldn't be good but like
does it keep getting better day yes how many seasons are there i believe this is the fourth
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gaps and i think some of that was pandemic that it made it difficult to like like wait you know
you know the main characters but then the the secondary ones it's hard to remember how they fit
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That's how I watched Breaking Bad first.
I watched 90% of it binging
and then the last season I watched in real time.
I think I did it the same way.
And I think that was good because I got, you know,
it was at that point where you'd have an episode
and then you'd have a week to discuss
and like wonder and ponder.
I kind of did Game of Thrones the same way, too, actually.
There's something to be said about watching a show like that.
That having them coming in here and talking.
It's nice to catch up before the end so you can experience the excitement with everybody.
Not having to worry about Will being on episode seven and I'm only on five.
He's still stuck on the Dothraki wedding.
Dude, it's crazy.
No one's doing it like that.
I just don't understand why john loves snow so much he had a major cocaine problem yeah milk of the poppy i poppy different different
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I was wrong.
It's the session short
that I was referring to.
Oh, it is?
The session short.
I have them all
and I have no issue
standing in them all.
They're just,
oh my gosh,
it's like you're not wearing anything.
The fact that you can choose
between having a liner
and not having a liner
changes the dynamic of everything.
Sure.
Oh.
What are you looking up right now?
Nothing.
I saw Fred ward was trending
he was in tremors i don't know who that is
dude i must have gotten put on a list or something i'm getting more emails from people
being like hey use our service for 700 a month we'll give you 10 social posts like fuck i don't
know how they're getting this information because i'm getting them too. I hate it. I have a theory it's LinkedIn.
Really?
Yeah.
Is that funny, Randy?
We did an intern interview yesterday
where he admitted to creeping us all on LinkedIn
and then he admitted that he couldn't find Dylan's LinkedIn.
It was the same guy with Dylan.
The first question of the interview is,
hey, were you in a frat?
That's exactly how he said it.
Dylan was in goofy post-vacation, nothing matters mode yesterday.
You were floating along for a little bit.
And you hit that interview at the perfect time just to mob with the boys in the conference room.
We talked a little Quinn Ewers, a little frat.
It was sick, dog.
Next week's going to be our last week before we have just our intern team just chilling in the office.
Damn.
This email, the subject is B2B data 2022.
I just got that same one.
That's what triggered mine.
We need to clear off some of these desks.
How much business-to-business data do we need?
Look, I'm all for B2B, but come on.
I thought you were more of an M4W.
That's a Craigslist reference.
Man looking for a woman?
Do people still do that on Craigslist?
I feel like there's other things out there that are a little more efficient than Craigslist.
Dude, catch me on Angie's list looking for contracts.
You guys think it's like bottom of the barrel people right when we sold the desk and
when we sold our desk here i couldn't i couldn't believe how fast dylan figured out how to list
something on craigslist bottom of the barrel things on craigslist the fact you did it so fast
oh and i found the perfect buyers too we also asked our the intern yesterday or the intern
candidate yesterday if he had a printer he said no but i can get one
and we were like no no we're kidding dylan's got one i think we do need one for the office though
yeah i've been needing to print more and more stuff i'm gonna send you this uh jenny mccarthy
pic i need you to print my mom called me printing a britney spears photo take all my ink too
i got caught printing out a photo from the britney spears photo take all my ink too i got caught printing out a photo
from the britney spears rolling stone spread that really made her like a sex symbol she was like
what are you printing in there and i i had to go find other papers that i could put on top of it
i think they knew what i was up to like a a map quest or something yeah like nothing
something from incarta map quest my parents had a my parents left me back on when
they went on vacation and i had a babysitter that was one of my parents friends and i didn't think
they were going to get home from work until like 5 p.m and at four o'clock i saw someone in the
shadow of the in the back of the mirror behind me in our computer room and she just looked at
the screen she said porn and it was the britney spears
rolling stone shoot you just get her i told her i was like you better not fucking tell my mom
not quite porn it's not it wasn't porn it was rollingstone.com this is pretty harmless it's
not porn it's britney bitch right that's what i told her hey maryland it's britney bitch
you're not my mom did you i never pulled that i almost added
that to my vows i definitely pulled that we did i definitely pulled that i almost added that to
my wedding vows what it's britney bitch so i did not too last minute edit terrible edit i don't
know right come on dude i got so many shout outs during your ceremony. Can we get a super cut of those?
I thought you just got one.
I got three.
Three?
Well, one of them she just said my brother-in-law.
She used your name?
She used my name two different times.
Really?
Yeah.
Why did she give you so much love?
Kind of stole the show from you, I think.
But, yeah.
She called you my business partner.
Yeah, I was like...
We're friends yeah we're
more friends than i mean like yeah i didn't like the part where she's like and i still don't really
understand how you guys make money like uh what do y'all like y'all do like radio she's like oh i
see the contributor dave is also in attendance today right here thanks guys hey how's it going
the contributor that's my marvel character i just like i just show up and i just help i'm like hey
you guys got anything yeah you guys want an extra hand right here i'm ready to contribute to the
team all right i'll see y'all oh man are you gonna talk are you gonna talk to your dad about
that are you just gonna let it ride no he crushed, he crushed that. He crushed that in a row. He felt bad, and I don't want him to.
He's fine.
No, he said it with a smile on his face.
He meant no ill will.
Oh, no.
He just didn't know the right word.
Or maybe he did.
I had never met your dad until your wedding day.
Really?
Mm-hmm.
Now we're just getting beers constantly.
Really?
Yeah, we've been going out a lot lately.
That's interesting.
Yeah, we got a wine tasting tonight, actually.
Really?
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Very sick.
Yeah.
Yep.
Just four of us.
We're out at Driftwood.
We're going to Fredericksburg.
It's kind of like a private thing.
We found this cave, this limestone cave kind of out in the hill country.
We set up some tables out there with some white tablecloths.
There's a lot of caves out there in the hill country.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
You want to go spelunking?
Absolutely. Would you ever do the thing where is that what is that where you know what's it called when you put the fish noodling yeah would you ever go noodling no i would go noodling if it was if i
was staying somewhere and they're like hey if you walk over here you can noodle all right but i
wouldn't go out of my way to noodle i just told you the worst part of fishing for me is touching
a fish why would i noodle that's more it's worst part of fishing for me is touching a fish. Why would I noodle? That's more the fish.
It's more touching you.
Yeah, the fish is touching you, dog.
Yeah, I know.
Just sucking that arm.
The people that we're going to go to the PGA Championship with next week,
I think he went on a bachelor party and they went noodling on the bachelor party.
I would love to do that.
I'm out on that, man.
Why?
Because it just seems weird.
You know the rule, though.
Fist and release
right don't keep the fish yeah i didn't plan on it
but you're not going to keep your giant ass fish on your arm
walking to the bar it's kind of like a koozie for your arm
i don't think i just i just don't think i need that like that guy got the pringles
can stuck on his arm is that a thing thing? It was a Super Bowl commercial.
Oh.
Yeah, he just let it go.
He just lived the rest of his life with it.
He couldn't let it go.
Old catfish arm having ass.
All right.
A Pringles can.
You get a Sun Chips bag stuck on your hand.
Oh, I had some yesterday.
What flavor?
Harvest Cheddar.
The flavor.
Our chip?
The one flavor. My favorite chip of all time
is it even a chip?
some people wonder that
I appreciate that they have not really changed up
their recipe, their style
they never released a traditional
flat potato chip
I just don't get how they make chips out of the sun
have you had sun butter
made from sunflower seeds?
Yeah, I've been doing the testicle tanning.
It's pretty good.
I don't know if I want to explore
what you just said more.
No, my testicle tanning.
Oh, yeah, you weren't here for that.
No, I was.
Oh, you weren't? Okay.
Yeah, we wouldn't do the same without oil.
No.
Dude, my leg tan is going off right now. that's what was oh you are okay yeah we wouldn't do that same without oil no you have to do my
legs my legs are my legs are my leg tan is going off right now look at the dude my elisa today when
i left she's like you got so tan dude i think i accidentally burned my feet in mexico but didn't
really realize it until we started getting on the flight home and i looked down and my feet were
bright red but now it's just all turning into a beautiful tan. Couldn't pay me.
I'd throw my socks out the second I got back.
Just a crispy brown tan.
Yeah. I was like, I don't need no socks.
I don't want no socks.
Socks are something that keep my feet too warm.
Hanging out the passenger side.
Hanging out the top drawer of my dresser in my bedroom.
Trying to holler at me.
Not trying to holler at you. I'm not trying to holler at you.
Actually, don't do that for TikTok.
My socks are like, pick me.
Pick me.
You are a sock.
Yeah.
Should we get out of here?
Yeah.
I'm just getting started.
I mean, we straight up went no rundown, just vibes.
Yeah.
That's what we do.
We got it in us like that.
We got dog in us.
The fact that it took us until after the hour mark to make,
I thought we were going to have an all-time volume shooting day of dog.
We got that dog.
I thought about before the episode having Randy keep track secretly of how many times we said it,
and the fact that it only happened one time is amazing.
Monday's episode is going to be filled with dog content.
Probably so.
You looking at some next-gen stats for the game tonight?
It's Sunday.
Game 7 Sunday.
Oh.
I got a couple days off, although we do have stars tonight.
By the way, the young lady prominently featured behind the stars bench.
Do you remember that?
Oh, yeah.
I follow you.
She posted she's going to be back tonight for game 6,
a pivotal and elimination game six for the Stars.
She'll be back there behind the bench,
and I imagine she'll be commanding a lot of attention.
You know who we're talking about, right?
No.
Oh, yeah.
Is there a name?
No, but what described her?
She's just a hockey fan who sits right behind the glass.
Good job.
I think she might have blonde hair.
She's got blonde.
Keep going.
No, I'm not going to.
That's all I remember about her.
Nothing else sticks out.
That's a little far for us
chill out dude
alright everybody have a great and safe weekend
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