Circling Back - Drinking Caliente Margaritas at Soho House
Episode Date: May 24, 2021With Dillon out on baecation, Too Much Dip’s own KJ fills in to talk the events of the weekend, making sense of how we need to finally get into TikTok, Leonardo DiCaprio making an appearance at the ...soft opening of Soho House Austin, some hyper-niche animal news, and Brett’s Breaking News. Contribute to our campaign to benefit the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society: pages.lls.org/mwoy/ctx/austin21/wmedia Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on YouTube: www.youtube.com/washedmedia Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (16:58) Recapping This Weekend in Fun (34:30) Dipping A Toe In The Tok (48:48) Soho House Austin (1:03:00) Animal News (1:11:10) Brett’s Breaking News Support This Episode’s Sponsors Vizzy: www.vizzyhardseltzer.com/washed Babbel: www.babbel.com (STEAM for 3 free months) Caliper: www.trycaliper.com/steam (20% off first order) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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All right, we're back.
Circling Back Podcast coming to you live from the Lodge.
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My name's Will DeFries to my right,
David Carter Ruff.
So people have been wanting updates on Corona
here in our office.
And let me just say,
it is alive and well in the bathroom still.
The Mega Corona,
the 40 ounce bottle of Corona,
parentheses, possibly piss,
is still there.
It's been moved to a more tasteful location on the vanity, on the sink area.
Don't call it piss and then call it a more tasteful location.
Sometimes you have to drink piss to survive.
Not in our case.
We have, we have a water delivery.
Yeah, we do have a water man, which is huge.
Shout out to Joe Fox.
Shout out to Dan as well.
Dan as well.
Original water man man but it is
still there and um just i've got many questions and they won't be answered so i will move on and
yield my time to our special guest fill-in host kj you nailed it yeah i didn't want i was like
man we'll probably want to intro KJ
No, I don't need to
KJ needs an introduction
I don't know, there are some people who
I won't name any names
But I was
I met somebody new last week here in this building
And they told me, I'm not familiar with your work
But my parents are
So I'm still not living that moment down
But I'm very happy to be here
That's big
We're all parents in this room right now besides Randall.
Yeah, dad game's strong.
You got anything to say for yourself?
Come on, Randy.
I had the pleasure last night of waking up every hour.
Every hour last night.
Was it that sick storm that blew through?
No, no.
I mean, it was the perfect storm, Dave.
It was dog, wife, baby.
I think it's pronounced babby.
Sally did something to me last night that was kind of disrespectful, but also very nice.
I was watching the mayor of Easttown with her, the new episode.
Okay.
And she noticed that I started dozing off on the couch because we started quite late.
What time?
We probably started around 1030.
Whoa, DeFreeze, do not give a fuck. Sorry, i don't play call of duty late at night like you guys so my bedtime's way
okay okay so i might need to start my life is trending later and later at night so well we
have room she sent me home she sent me into the bedroom she's like all right you got to go in the
bedroom and go to bed because i i need to finish the last 20 minutes of this episode i was like
you just alpha'd me into this.
Wait, why couldn't you just sit there and sleep?
Were you going to snore?
Is that the problem?
I probably would have.
What I do is that I'm that level of old now where you don't admit that you're falling
asleep.
And she's like, Will, you're sleeping.
I'm like, no, I'm not.
No, it's totally cool.
Don't worry about it.
And so then she finally was just like, Will, you're going to spoil this for yourself.
Don't get no spoilers. Was it a good epi all of them are good david i i was hesitant
to get into this show because i was i was about four episodes behind and now now i have to say
everyone who was hyping it is absolutely correct uh kate winslet's accent is a little distracting
throughout it but outside of that great show there's also one storyline that just doesn't
need to be in there for my money right now.
Is it a red herring?
I'll let you decide about that storyline once you get to it, Dave.
Let me say, I'm a little bit behind to the tune of all the episodes.
But as soon as the magic of NBA playoffs goes away, I'm in.
So July.
Correct.
Okay, fair.
I'm not far behind.
I'm in the same position.
I'm not going to turn on
kate winslet who don't be wrong loved her in finding neverland uh no one's choosing that
one is the first one it's as it is the only way i enjoy my kate winslet that's fine i'm glad you
chose the least horny answer there okay you know that's classy of you it's an interesting film i
like it a little peter pan riff her boobs weren't the first ones I saw when I saw Titanic,
but I think they might have been the first ones that I saw in motion.
Does that make sense?
Full disclosure, never watched the entire Titanic movie.
I don't know if I like to admit this, but I enjoy Titanic.
Billy Zane?
That the eyeliner guy who was also in the AFI video?
Nobody here is knowing AFI right now.
But –
AFI.
Titanic, I mean, I turned it on.
Talk about bands Dylan would hate.
Dude, now that KJ is here, can we just talk like pop punk and shit like that?
Like if you know AFI, like we're in good hands right now.
Absolutely.
I was going to say on Titanic, I turned it on solely for the purpose of the girl i was you know quote unquote dating i don't know fifth grade was going to perform my
heart will go on uh and she's deaf or hard of hearing legally deaf i don't know what you want
to call it uh via sign and i was curious if there'd be like a jig or a dance that they did
the movie throughout the song that i could do in the talent show. There was not.
Okay.
Um,
she absolutely killed it in the fifth grade talent. I love the idea of this girl doing that.
And then KJ just like breaking it down to the side,
you know,
there's options.
There could have been something.
I mean,
there are,
what do you call a full,
not flash dance.
What's the one,
uh,
baby in the corner one.
Oh, uh, no don't know why.
Exactly.
You can have dances to these.
Dirty Dancing.
Thank you.
I'll continue.
I've only seen Havana Nights Dirty Dancing.
Not the actual Dirty Dancing.
I'm a Havana Nights guy.
The EDM remix of Time of My Life.
Not an EDM guy.
Don't like a lot of the remixes.
That one's kind of fun.
Dirty bit.
We need Randy to come up with a list of fake,
real or fake DJ names for us to go through
because I didn't even recognize
the headlining EDM act at ACL this year.
I didn't either.
Actually, we're going to break down
that entire lineup right now for you.
Act by act.
Is it Martin Skrillex?
It might have been Martin Skrillex.
It could have been, I don't know.
DJ Carl Winslow?
Is that an actual person?
It should be if it isn't.
I would see DJ Carl Winslow.
I don't know that actor's name,
but if you told me he was an EDM DJ right now,
I might attend.
I'll just say this.
Nobody puts David in a corner.
Okay.
Really?
Nobody.
You couldn't pay me to sit in your seat in the studio with my back to the door?
No.
You guys are making a big mistake having my back to the door.
You want me to see what's going down if somebody walks in here.
Actually, no, it's for the best because I'm the most likely to get distracted.
If a UPS guy walks in, I just straight up get up, look out the window.
by like if a ups guy walks in i just straight up get up look out the look out the window i try to maintain like i try to maintain not getting distracted when things like that happen but
dylan i think dylan's worse than you when it comes to getting distracted in the seat
one thousand percent i don't know for those who have heard this voice before very recently on a
little show called too much dip also here on Wash Media Network. But just one short week ago, there was a little rainstorm going on.
Middle of the podcast, I'm sitting where David's sitting,
and Dylan just rips back the curtain like he's just showing you what you won
in the Showcase Showdown, and he's like, look at all this rain.
Dylan's one of the beauties.
And my brain just shut off.
David turned his mic off.
It was just calamity.
There was probably like a two-minute gap in the episode.
But, you know, love the guy.
Boy, that scared me when that happened.
Can we talk about Dylan's vacation right now?
His vacation?
Dude, he's just on vacation.
I respect it.
He's definitely on vacation.
How do you feel about the term vacation, David?
Well, per Twitter,ally started and ended vacation a number
of years ago why did she rain on his his vacation i don't know but she absolutely she absolutely
threw down on it i didn't want to like normally you do want to like defend your wife and stuff
like that i couldn't have thrown her under the bus faster it was like oh shit i saw her tweet
and i was like no i gotta support Dylan here. This is fucked up.
Well, you
say that, Will, but
you were one of two people to ratio Dylan
over the weekend. Well, sometimes Dylan
needs to get ratioed.
Look, you go on vacation and you start tweeting
about it and you start calling out Will
who I think most people would
say has a pretty good eye for the
Instagram photo.
Quality.
You go with the king, you best not miss.
He'll know that reference because he watched The Wire.
What are you doing, Dylan?
You're going to get ratioed.
I saw his photos, and I was like, damn, Dylan's doing some nice work out here.
I feel like I'm looking at a Filson ad or something.
This is beautiful.
And then I go on Twitter, and I see that he talks shit about me and didn't at me.
But I also did the same to him without like, without seeing the Twitter, whatever.
I'm going to fight Dylan.
Okay.
Okay.
I mean, we are ever, let me rephrase this.
We're creeping closer every single week to just an all-out fist exhibition slash, like, academic and athletic decathlon here in the studio.
We're doing Rough and Rowdy Gentlemen.
It's going to be the best media company fight of all time.
I wake up every morning and say, how can I be a little bit better than Randy?
Human Randy, athletically speaking.
I told him, give me 15 days notice, grease up these joints, and i will beat him in a race of any distance
does randy as someone who went to the grand x combine does randy beat dylan what what events
does randy beat dylan in today if we if we redid the combine right now long toss um wow dylan's
probably getting some tips from his boy on vacation a vacation right now i'm sorry he probably beats him definitely the 40 although again the 40
you have to scrap that 40 it was on a on wet grass not yeah that the second i saw that i was like
okay now i'm kind of glad i didn't go i would have been pretty mad if like the 40 that i had
to run was on grass uh high jump or vertical and probably not um What's the horizontal jump?
Is that what it's just called?
Standing long jump?
Yeah, long jump.
I didn't run track, as you might be surprised to hear.
I like the horizontal jump.
That's a good name for it.
Just stand broad feet, shoulder width.
Broad jump, right?
And hop to your left as far as possible.
Well, with Dylan, the broad jump could be.
Okay.
No, so he could.
He's been broad jumping for a while now, right?
I thinkandy could take
him on that uh bench no one's talking about sneaky like uh 20 plus reps for me on one with 135 a lot
of people should be talking about it it's only 15 pounds less than my body weight but you know i
think randy might have a chance there randy's got okay mr skinny privilege over here that's right
skinny priv i was talking to my buddy this past weekend he's like yeah i've been working out a Randy's got... Mr. Skinny Privilege over here. That's right. Skinny Priv.
I was talking to my buddy this past weekend.
He's like, yeah, I've been working out a lot.
He's a thin and shaped dude.
He's kind of built like Dustin Johnson a little bit.
He was like, yeah, I've put on 11 pounds worth of muscle.
And I was just like, okay.
It must be nice that you're just trying...
I'm trying to take 11 pounds off in any way I possibly can at this point.
Yeah.
I didn't know how much weight you gain as a dad.
Yeah, it's on the dick.
It starts to burn off once you've got to pick this child up and put him back down.
They weigh a substantial amount.
I'm struggling over here on my fitness front.
My fitness journey has come to a screeching halt, and now I'm about eight pounds above
where I was when this whole thing started.
Did I talk about this?
Do you know what I did two weeks after having the kid?
After my wife had the kid?
I messaged
our old friend Liv Langdon
and I was like, hey,
I don't know if
you're doing this now, but I know you used to help people
with their diet a little bit, but I'm a little
concerned about the lack
of sleep, tanking my tea, and then just
inconsistent workouts.
She helped me out.
She said, go buy some beets.
Damn, I might need to hit her up.
Buy a watermelon.
Yes, all of the above.
Throw in a salad.
Speaking of helping people out.
Take out all the ingredients except for the spinach,
and then you'll have yourself a sad salad.
That's what we were calling it.
That's good.
It was created to be there.
That's so good.
It was sick.
Hey, speaking of helping people out, Dave,
are you guys aware that we've been partnering with LLS, the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society?
Let's go.
We've all been affected by cancer in some way, shape, or form.
We're campaigning to raise money in the Man or Woman, in our case, the Team of the Year campaign.
And LLS does more to advance science and support patients than any other cancer organization.
They're the largest nonprofit dedicated to creating a world without blood cancer.
And since 1949, they've invested nearly $1.3 billion in groundbreaking research, pioneering many
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You can hit the link in the description of this episode or any episodes from the last
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I think this is the last week for the campaign, if I'm not mistaken.
We need your help.
Finish strong.
Can I pull the curtain number back real quick?
Pull it back.
I'm going to get a little too personal. But as someone who recently found out that one of my parents, my mother,
is having a procedure just to figure out what's going on
and potentially could lead to being a little more engaged in some of these things personally,
it's certainly something that doesn't have to hit that close to home
to know that it means a lot to a lot of people.
So I love that the squad is supporting this cause.
Let's go.
Go give what you can We've had every person that I've been in communication with
For worst of winners
Everyone that I've talked to has said
Just donate the money
Let's go
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I put our fun and easy banter up there with anybody's fun and easy banter.
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These lads have the banter, David.
Okay.
Geez, man.
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I think tomorrow is going to be our last Worst Of episode before it's Bachelor season, baby.
Oh, shit.
When's it come back?
Can't wait to hear how it was.
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Unless you're doing a preview.
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I've got the parents in town.
I've got shit to do today.
They're still in town. Oh, dude. They're staying in town, be doing this rundown until later. I got the parents in town. I got shit to do today. They're still in town.
Oh, dude, they're staying in town, dog.
They're here until Wednesday.
They actually scheduled their trip for the exact dates that Dylan would be gone.
That's tough.
You hate to see that. And then we got voicemails
on Thursdays. No one's doing Thursday voicemails
when they're supposed to be on Fridays, but we're doing
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Yeah.
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KJ, what did you get into this weekend, my guy?
Your boy was on absolute solo, no backup dad duty from about three o'clock on friday through
noon yesterday and i'm not here to soapbox and say oh my gosh so terrible my kid is awesome
kai is his name shasta kai yeah he's incredible he's uh he's creeping up on one year old so
i guess he's 10 and a half 11 months um we a blast. Your boy watched pretty much every episode
of the new Sesame Street,
which is on HBO Max, quality television.
Very good television.
Stack that with every episode of Daniel Tiger that exists.
So I'm just telling you how bad of a parent I am
just with how much screen time
was gotten down at our house.
Friday and Saturday,
but you pair that with NBA playoffs,
a little time in Verdansk at night,
and things were quality.
Sounds like KJ had a weekend.
Weekend was for the boys.
I will say that things took a little bit of a turn on Sunday.
After enjoying all that dad time and Kai time Friday and Saturday,
my lovely wife, of which there is one,
made the wise decision to schedule a little lunch
with a good friend of hers that I was to be attending for Sunday afternoon.
I'm like, your boy's trying to watch Monaco wrap up,
jump into Sunday and have NBA playoffs.
But you know what?
You know.
KJ, as someone who's only spent about three hours alone with my son at this point
because Sally's scared of leaving me alone,
do you have any tips for me when I have to embark on an entire weekend?
I would say, as with all parenting, expect it to be harder than you expect,
and you'll be fine.
Set the bar super high.
Yeah, just know it's going to suck.
Yeah.
Boom.
And then it'll suck less than you thought.
Exactly.
Perfect.
And it doesn't suck at all.
Stress-wise and energy-wise, but, like, the actual experience is fine yeah because this kid is like climbing over things
trying to climb in a fireplace like my house is childproof to the point where i don't know which
cabinets i can and cannot open personally so every single day this kid is uh an actual ninja
not you know an acronym or whatever you should introduce him to
three ninjas okay he might be into colton tum tum and rocky the wonky eye on the granddad would
weird him out i'm not saying that you're an upgrade from dylan and always i would never say
something like that but the fact that i can drop a three ninjas reference in this studio and have
someone just completely just take the rock and just put it home it's just great it feels so nice as they did in their basketball game
against the bullies god hey i recently watched some of the do you remember the video game double
dragon yes did you know there was a movie double dragon jean-claude van damme no i've only seen
the anger it is it is no name. Okay.
But it is real shit.
But it's funny.
Go back on YouTube and watch some clips on it.
It'll bring you back.
KJ, I just remember the time that you drank bleach on accident when you were at home.
After I just expound on how great of a dad and how capable of human being I am. You're super responsible.
It's like remember that time you almost killed yourself?
But you survived because you're different yeah it just cleaned
up my insides that's why i'm you know were your teeth hella white after oh yeah dude you basically
just drank oxychloroquine hydrochloroquine or whatever it was hydrochloroquine i think not
oxychloroquine you were you were big into that dave you were big i wasn't big into yeah you were
you were peddling it around the office.
You were like, hey, I got something good on the low.
No, I showed you how to access Silk Road.
You were telling me to keister it.
No, that was that one weekend.
Your neighbors had a fish tank.
They had some extra laying around.
Yeah.
Ugh.
Come on.
What did you do this weekend, David?
I don't know.
Sportsed it all up as far as I saw.
Yeah.
Friday night, it was a big sports weekend.
I mean, I was tweeting about multiple sports it was pretty crazy um what did we do friday it was for the boys i hopped in
i hopped in we did we did some dubzy we warzoned a little bit friday um oh thursday let me start
there i brought not to pat myself on the back but i was generous enough to bring uh the defries
family some uh some cue.
Okay.
And, you know, kind of explain, like, yeah, he hasn't been right in all of his predictions,
but, like, if you look, like, there is a chance that Arizona could overturn the election result.
Now, this barbecue I brought over to Will.
Valentinas, to be specific.
Dave, can I say something about my Valentinas experience with you? You've been
hyping Valentinas for months.
You've hyped it to the point... I overhyped it. You've hyped it
to the point where in my head sometimes I'm like,
alright, it can't be that good. I know, man, and I knew
I was doing it too. I was putting it all out there.
Dave brought over
pounds upon pounds of meat to my place
and I absolutely loved it.
You have the meats. I actually
finished it all off yesterday.
We had to dispose of a couple pieces of meat that maybe shouldn't have sat there for four
days.
But overall, I ate most of that meat, David.
You were all meated up?
You were all meated up?
You just had a kid.
Okay, that's true.
Dude, don't let the white fatty stuff on the brisket fool you.
Because that stuff will melt right off and cook in it, and it makes it better.
Because it is a little gross.
First time you eat leftover brisket and you pull out of the fridge, like, oh, what's the white stuff all over?
Yeah, why is it all fatty?
What happened here?
The brisket had no chance of survival, dude.
The brisket's good.
I was impressed by the fajita chicken.
The fajita chicken's great.
I've been talking up the pulled pork.
Also great.
I thought it was not their – it wasn't the best I'd had from there,
but it was still great.
And I'm glad you liked it because I was worried about that.
I was like, man, should I bring this over?
Because I literally – like twice a month I come in here and I'm like,
yeah, I've seen Valentina's.
I just bring it up in casual conversation to the point where it's obnoxious.
But I'm glad you enjoyed it.
Will, you made a great margarita. Thank you.
You had margaritas? Since
having the kid, the one thing that I think I've
really stepped up is my at-home cocktail game.
I'm just doing big numbers on those things lately.
You gonna start wearing a vest in here?
I think I might need to get something.
I need one of those really hipster aprons that I can
start wearing. For sure. Suspenders are in this summer.
You should grow a mustache. I have too much back sweat for suspenders okay oh i learned
that at uh i learned that at a wedding when i had suspenders on and they had dye in the suspenders
and it bled onto my shirt okay yeah i can see how that could go that seems like a flaw in the
design of the of the suspenders that should never happen because you there's no way you're the
sweatiest guy well that was it that was at Drew and Lily's wedding, Dave,
where a monsoon hit the
wedding about 8 p.m. that night.
And I was so sweaty at that
point because it was hot in Mexico that I decided
that I would pretend that I was going to help
move furniture in the rain so that I would get
absolutely sopping wet from the rain. And then
if anyone said that I was sweaty, I was like, no, I'm just
wet from the rain. I know that move.
It's the sweat equivalent of having Billy Madison yourself.
Anytime you get a little splash back from washing your hands in the restroom, you're like, okay, now I've just got to completely soak it all up to cover up any sprinkle.
Or like if you're, I don't know, let's say you wet a bed or something and there's somebody else in that bed.
They're like, what happened?
Oh, they spilled this beer all over.
Oh, man. It's still coming out i can't i guess i passed out with this beer
in my hand because i you know i party so fucking hard and i know it kind of smells like piss but
i mean that if if someone ever found themselves in that situation quick all-time trash move a uh
young woman who you know enjoyed a night with a a roommate of mine wet the bed and then left a note saying that he wet the bed and left before like he woke up.
Love that.
Which he's like, I know it wasn't me because in some way, I guess he slept on the edge of the bed and his whole back was wet.
And he's like, that's not how this works.
No, no.
If you're at home, she should have come back and dumped water on the bed and then said he wet the bed.
My friends one time, it was St. Patrick's Day, and I fell asleep on the couch.
And they did the hand water trick to me.
Okay.
And then I peed on their couch.
And they were like.
It worked?
Yeah, it worked.
That's good.
It worked.
And they were like, oh, I guess I can't really get mad at Will for peeing on my couch because we just tried to make him piss his pants.
Yeah, you kind of knew this could happen.
That leather couch took an L that weekend.
Like a 5% chance of working.
I've never seen it work.
The one time we tried it at a sleepover when we were little kids,
it, like, wasn't working, so we just threw the water on the guy's crotch
and then, like, we woke up like, oh, dude, you totally pissed yourself.
Classic. Classic.
My parents said you got to go home.
Sorry, bitch.
Aside from being the Q shaman, anything else of note?
Yeah, what did you do, David?
You just watched the sports, dude.
Dude, I did.
How much dip was on your chip this weekend?
Okay.
Too much.
Add me on the group.
More on that later.
No, I did.
I watched.
We had playoffs.
We had Mavs playoffs.
High stress weekend for sports. We had Mavs playoffs. High-stress weekend for sports.
We had Mavs.
We had top-ranked boxing.
We had UFC.
We had Rangers sweeping the Astros.
But then we had PGA Championship yesterday, which the last hour of that was one of the
more stressful sports viewing experiences I've ever had because you're
that course is we'll talk about this later but just oh that 17th tee shot is such a bear
anywho it was fun yeah um i had i had just had a i had a jam-packed weekend okay it's one of
these mondays when you're just feeling it still it It's just, oh, man. I left town.
I had the wonderful experience of getting to fly United Airlines to Chicago.
You had that go.
Went to one of my best friend's weddings, and it was an absolute blast.
Had a really good time.
And when I touched down in Chicago, I checked my email because, you know, it was a business day.
I had to make sure that I didn't miss anything.
And I got the alert that my flight had been canceled.
My return leg had been canceled 24 hours later. Old tweets, actually. And luckily,
they rebooked me on a non-direct flight, and it was just really great. And so not only did I get to get up earlier, but I got to return later with my hangover to Austin, Texas. Did you get out and
experience Houston, Texas? I didn't. I did go to
in Houston, I did go sit at
a table that had one of those charging
ports and I just sat there and kind of dozed off
for a little bit. Hobby or Bush?
Couldn't even tell you which one I was at.
It was nice as hell though. Hobby, right?
Yeah, probably.
Papacitos? I don't know, David.
I can't explain to you how little I was
trying to do in that airport. There's a Papacito's in one of them, Houston airports.
I don't know why I said one of them.
One of them flying terminals.
People were super horny for asking what was in my quesadilla that I got when I arrived at the airport an hour early for my flight on Saturday.
And I can confirm that at 930 in the morning, I did order a quesadilla with only sauteed mushrooms on it from the breakfast stand.
I looked over and I was like, hey, what's that quesadilla?
And he was like, that's a mushroom quesadilla.
And I was like, sure.
Oh, you had a breakadilla.
I did.
Breakfast.
Yeah, I see.
Then once I returned home from the airport
and was not mad at the airport at all
for what had happened,
I got to actually turn around and go directly back to the airport to go pick my parents up from the airport.
And luckily, like because things are open now and everyone's traveling and horny for travel,
it really couldn't be more busy traffic wise when it comes to the Austin airport at this point.
I feel like people are really, really targeting Austin as the destination in the post-pandemic world.
Fucking zoo.
They are like, you know what?
We're going to Austin.
We're going to see what it's all about.
It's because Austin's, one, fun.
Two, everyone's like, oh, everything's wild down there.
And everyone's ready to just go maskless and hang out in Austin.
Little do they know that unless you're going to a bar district, places are still probably going to make you still wear a mask for a little bit.
Also, it's dry line season and low pressure season,
and it is hella wet in Austin right now.
Dripping.
Sopping wet like a driveway.
Puddles.
Puddles.
Puddles.
Are we doing sopping wet driveway?
We own the company.
We can do whatever.
We can change the name of the Bachelor podcast.
Let's do it.
I did wind down my weekend with just an all-time sports day.
Woke up, watched the qualifying I missed on Saturday for F1.
Parlayed that straight into the race.
Race was done.
Went straight into the last day of EPL.
EPL straight into PGA Championship.
Got to see my mom cry out of happiness for seeing Phil win.
She's just a big Phil fan.
She stands Phil.
I love that for Nancy.
Yep, it was big.
I mean, I think when it comes to the most exciting things to happen to my mom this weekend,
it's 1A, 1B, meet her grandson and Phil winning the PGA Championship at the age of 50.
Imagine being on a vacation and tell your ride, maybe a vacation,
and not seeing one of the biggest sports moments of the last 20 years.
Because he was chasing waterfalls.
Imagine.
It could not be me because I was home in Austin.
I don't schedule vacations over majors.
People know that about you.
I mean, did I schedule a Mexican vacation last November over the Masters?
Maybe.
What's a Mexican vacation?
It's a vacation to Mexico.
Okay.
Just making sure.
Vacación.
Because we will not be grateful enough to have you on Too Much Dip,
I'm going to ask one sports-related question.
But of any of the three events, you get to pick the event,
and I'll ask one question.
Of which event would you like to answer a question related to?
I would like to answer a question.
Because no one else is going to cover this on Too Much Dip,
I will do soccer.
There we go.
Oh, that's presumptuous.
He's 1,000%
accurate. I was going to talk La Liga.
I was going to go Bundesliga. A lot of
La Liga news today.
Okay, you mentioned it's EPL's final
weekend. Is that accurate? Yes. Alright.
What does that mean? It means
all the teams play at the exact same time on a Sunday.
Alright. There were already things
decided, so it didn't matter.
Relegation teams, the three teams at the bottom of the table,
they got relegated weeks ago because they stunk.
Unfortunately so.
And then Man City was already champions,
and so we had three teams that really had it all to play for,
and that was to get a Champions League spot.
We had Leicester City, who had just won the FA Cup.
We had Chelsea, who has the most annoying fans on Twitter.
Oh, yeah.
Why am I
blanking right now? Man U? No.
United already solidified that.
And so...
I said Man U. I apologize. I'm not supposed
to use that phrase. Why can't you
use that phrase? I specifically looked up
the history on this, like due to the Munich...
I think you can do it, everyone.
Oh, and how did I forget Liverpool?
Oh, no, I forgot
Man U's biggest rival.
Losers.
He did it, too.
He did it.
What?
Wait, what?
Is it like...
I say Man U all the time.
Apparently, it's like
disrespectful.
Like, people died to fight
in Munich or something.
Yeah, it was the flight to Munich.
Yeah, and it was a very big deal.
And shouts to Real Madrid
for being real ones
and helping Man U survive
that a little bit.
Dude, like, greatest six-man
of all time named after that.
That's weird.
Manu.
But that's what was at stake.
It was the three and four spots.
And at one point it looked like things were shaking out real nice
and that Leicester City would have a real fun end of the season.
It didn't really work out for them,
and Liverpool and Chelsea backed their way into their Champions League spots. But overall, it was
a pretty entertaining couple hours.
Consider yourselves informed.
Look at that analysis.
We didn't even have that on the rundown. We didn't do it at all.
We should do real-time threat analysis.
We can bring that back.
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Can we talk TikTok real quick?
Oh.
Did you wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy as well?
I don't know how P. Diddy feels in the morning.
I've got an idea.
But I'm going to assume he feels better than I felt this morning. I bet he feels the opposite of me in the morning. I've got an idea. But I'm going to assume he feels better than I felt this morning.
I bet he feels the opposite of me in the morning.
However I feel.
He just wakes up in silk sheets with a silk robe on
and probably his sex playlist playing in the background.
And I wake up just groggy because I woke up once an hour.
Did he have an 85-pound golden retriever that just kind of lays on top of him
until he gets out of bed?
And you're like, God damn, dude.
I had the pleasure this morning at 6 a.m.
Rosie decided to snuggle up next to me and just lick her paw in my ear for the next hour.
That sound is just –
Yeah.
You should do a TikTok of that.
We're not doing Kesha TikTok.
TikTok.
Kesha has hits.
Everyone knows that. Big fan. TikTok. Kesha has hits. Everyone knows that.
Big fan.
Absolutely.
I looked up some Kesha lyrics real quick to make sure I heard something correct on my way down.
Not to derail our TikTok conversation.
So you were listening to Kesha on the way down?
1,000%.
That's how he gets hype for pods.
But I do want to read you this one, whatever you call it, verse real quick.
Young hunks taking shots, stripping down to dirty socks.
Music up, getting hot.
Kiss me, give me all you got.
It's pretty obvious that you've got a crush.
That magic in your pants.
It's making me blush.
Back to our segment.
I don't think anyone's ever referred to something in my pants as being magic.
You and 50 Cent.
But I've never spent a night with Kesha either.
Wow.
Who wrote that? This new social media craze, TikTok.
Yeah, have you guys seen this?
I'm now on there.
I don't know if that's the point of this segment, to get Dave some talk followers.
Actually, here, let me pull up TikTok real quick, Dave. And from my account, at Will DeFreeze, I think I can follow you fairly easily.
At D. Carter Ruff on Twitter, Snap Talk.
Are you going to follow Circling Back?
I see you haven't done that yet.
I haven't followed anybody but KJ.
Oh, cool, cool, cool, cool.
Which can be found at KJ Ellis with ones as the Ls.
Here's the thing.
This is not trying to get us followers.
That's not what we're doing here.
I just have a question, an overall meta question.
Okay.
Is TikTok any good?
Because I've had TikTok on my phone.
I'm sounding very old.
I just signed up today, but I've had the app.
So when I open the app, it serves me whatever's cool and trending and fun.
I'm not in the algorithm that I know of.
Dave, it's called the For You page.
Okay. That's how green the for you page. Okay.
That's how,
that's how green I am to this.
Okay.
Dude,
are you not hashtagging FYP on everything you do?
Do I need to?
I don't know.
Randy doesn't tell me this shit.
No,
Randy,
I asked Randy one time,
I was like,
why does everyone tag hashtag FYP?
And he was like,
I don't know.
But he's like,
I saw you and Barrett did it.
So it probably works.
All Randy does is yell at me for not getting the intern paperwork to him in time.
It's true.
I like that Randy's cracking the whip on you.
It's a little much.
No, Randy's got it more together than I have it.
They're out there vibing.
I don't know if you saw that.
Oh, yeah.
Brett has them on the casting couch.
That's not what we call it.
My bad.
Podcasting couch.
It's a couch and a podcasting studio.
Oh, okay. That's good. TikTok's obviously a couch and a podcast. Oh, okay.
That's good.
TikTok's obviously been around for a very long time.
Yes.
And I've always considered ourselves in washed media, even before we worked for washed media
and we worked for a former employer of ours.
I've always felt we're pretty nimble when it comes to the media game.
It's like, all right, a new feature comes out on something.
We're pretty good at it.
Like a new social network comes up.
We immediately go in and try to figure it out.
Let it cook for two weeks and then we'll be really good at it uh like a new social network comes up we immediately go in and try to figure it out let it cook for two weeks and then we'll be really good at it and tiktok is one of these things
that's just been like fuck like i don't like we we know we need to do it so we just haven't done
it yet i've touched on this a little bit before but like it is it's my first i know i'm older
but it's really hitting me like how the humor is that most of it,
I would say 90% of what I'm being served does not land with me.
Okay.
In that I'm like, a lot of it is skit based.
Like it's, you know, I'll get served a lot of like cool teens,
like doing stuff with their parents or like showing them something.
I'm like, well, they clearly knew what was happening.
They were in on the bit here.
And it ruins it for me. As somebody who grew up in the uh cky tom green generation where
okay i know that stuff early on was was all raw or most of it it got the parent obviously phil and
and and bill's dad nancy whatever mark plus mark uh they got in on the bit and they whatever but it still it doesn't hit with
me and i'm like do i even need to be on here because the best ones i've ever seen have just
been ones that people take and put on twitter that's the beauty of twitter like twitter you
get everything instagram i guess now you get everything too it's like the perfect curation
of the best of tiktok and i don't have to go on TikTok and search it out. I mean, this is the same concept that people had about Reddit for a while.
And I think we could all agree, while individual usage of certain Reddit threads is pretty
shit, the concept in existence of Reddit benefits us all and that the good shit from Reddit
eventually makes it to Twitter.
They usually know about it like two weeks before everybody.
TikTok, I feel, is no different in that way.
But it does
it cuts out the middleman of somebody saying hey your content's trash stop posting that which i don't believe with i don't agree with that con that that mindset but it it does allow an influx
of a lot of volume shooting that is not very very good what scares me is that like i don't look at
i don't i look at tick tock mainly for entertainment but now i've gotten to the point I'm like, I need to look at this from a perspective that's going to help our business in some way.
And like I started out by blogging anonymously because I didn't want people to like know who I was when I was just doing small time blogs.
Then when I got hired by David PGP, I obviously started using my real name and that was kind of a big step.
Congratulations. Thank you.
And then once we started podcasting, it got scary because it because it was like man now we can't like edit our shit like
as much as we i mean you can edit a podcast but you can't edit like you can't call them you can
but literally nobody wants to take the time to do it i hate it but like going from like blogging to
like having people hear my voice was like that's a scary moment yeah and i always thought to myself
like you know what i'll do whatever it takes to be relevant in the media game
to do what I enjoy doing for a career.
But one thing I never wanted to do in life
was talk into a camera
and then post it on something.
And now with TikTok,
it's like, I think we have to,
I have to get over that hump.
I want to do the stuff where,
there's probably a name for this.
The guy, it's like the really shitty,
like your face is like involved in the TikTok, but the background is something.
The green screen?
Green screen.
It's very easy to do green screen stuff, Dave.
I can tell you that, yes.
I want to do one of those.
It's like a dumbed down version of, like, Weekend Update kind of.
You've got your graphic.
You've got your narrator or whatnot or commentator.
I think that there's a room for that to be had.
I just don't need to like...
I feel like half the things that I get served...
You're the Colin Jost of TikTok.
What?
I was going to call him Michael Che of TikTok,
but I can see the Colin Jost.
Am I Michael Che or Jost?
You're not controversial enough to be Michael Che.
You need to be more controversial.
He's not that controversial.
You deliver with too much energy to be Michael Che.
I like his low energy delivery. You care too much about your job to be Michael Che. He's not that controversial. You deliver with too much energy to be Michael Che. I like his low energy delivery.
You care too much about your job to be Michael Che.
I like that about him.
Oh, I love Michael Che.
They're the best thing about SNL, I think.
I love the fact that he stood up recently in a skit,
and you could just see him wearing,
his shirt was so untucked, just wearing shitty jeans.
Actually, his jeans are probably four times as much as anything I can afford.
Half the videos are just
It's just like
I walked in on my mom and she was dancing
To this 50 Cent song
And it's crazy because she's my mom
And she's older she's dancing to 50
But it moved what
The thing that I hate
So my TikTok is like just a huge thing
It's some country boy stuff
Because that's how I got into TikTok in the first place And then the other part of it is just like bussett challenges because like you know if you're
not watching a bussett challenge once in a while and that silhouette i mean or anything else like
that i'll do a bussett if i can get if i can get to 2 000 tiktok followers by the end of the week
i'll do a bussett challenge are they doing the tide pod challenge anymore you said that's a
different one that's one with one of my employees.
Oh.
Yeah.
Not me, by the way.
Let me be clear.
No, no.
Not Dave.
But now, like, there's this one sector of TikTok now that is on my feed way too much,
and it's the husband and wife TikTok teams.
Yep.
That's where I'm stuck right now.
Oh, God.
And I hate to say this because I never want to wish bad things happening to people,
but, like, one of the people that I followed recently got divorced.
And so now she took the TikTok following, is now living in a different apartment, posting ass shots with her kid all the time.
And this guy's over here with 40,000 followers while she's got like 3.5 million.
And I'm like, dude, I feel bad for this dude.
Yeah, but he has a highly engaged audience.
Shouts to Kat Stickler though.
Wow.
App them, why don't you?
There's a lot of single mom slash single dad or dad talk like hashtags out there.
But I can see a world in which the DeVries family becomes a talk family.
No, no.
Sally and I actually did do a talk once.
We did it for our friend.
No, no, no.
We already are.
I've seen it.
We did it for our friend for his birthday.
And we decided this was quarantine like we were losing our minds and it was like okay let's just do it
and even that it was like i can never post something like this like i mean where how did i
see it we ended up posting it on circling back because it was kind of funny but like i just
can't imagine posting that from my personal feed being like dude i crushed this dance and then
sitting down with like an exec from Windows.
My pet peeves on TikTok are the couple TikToks that are just clearly
just trying to go viral.
The country boys who are just absolutely
simping for people. And then
the people that do TikToks
where their mouths don't match
up with the dialogue
audio that they've uploaded. But they're trying
to lip sync it. It's like,
how hard is it to redo what you're doing and just sync it up one time?
Attention to detail people. My thing with Tik TOK right now, aside from the couples Tik TOK,
which I'm, I'm mired in as well is I've come down the rabbit hole of like all be like, okay,
you know what? I'm following this person's really good. Let me see who else they follow.
And I'm like trying to find people I think are quality like content generators.
And then it's like eventually I find a dead end to where one person is literally just remaking the last person's TikTok.
Like and just completely stealing all of the like content, all of the setup, and they're just doing it worse.
And I'm like, okay, you know, level your shit up a little bit.
I do like the guy who reads people's tweets.
We were looking at him last week, Will.
Triple facts, dude?
Yeah, and he just laughs.
He reads people's tweets that have done really well,
and they're not good tweets.
They're just, for whatever reason, they caught on,
and he just reads it and then just has this over-the-top reaction to them.
It gets a little old, but it's a good bit.
I also don't like, what do you do for a living, guy?
Like running up to people in their cars, nice cars,
and like asking them what they do for a living.
Because I think that's so fake all the whole time.
Dude, I don't think it is fake.
I think it's real.
That's my problem.
When I sniff something out as fake, it just ruins it for me.
I'm like, oh, man, I just wasted eight seconds.
I feel like there is a lot of fake stuff on TikTok because
TikTok is just solely trying to get
views, likes, whatever. And like
one good TikTok can get somebody
like 100,000 followers immediately.
Whereas on Twitter, like you got to grind
for your followers on Twitter. Yeah.
On Instagram, like you either have to be really hot
or you have to do something else really well.
And I don't know if I do either of those. Got an idea. What?
Plus more. Will. or you have to do something else really well. And I don't know if I do either of those. Got an idea. What? Plus?
Mark.
Will.
No, I do have an idea.
We go down to – we start since Austin's back.
We've defeated the invisible enemy.
We go down to Rainey.
I don't know who it is.
It might be Randy.
It might be one of us.
I nominate Randy.
We go down there and we do something similar,
but we just go up to people and we'll be like,
what did you drink last night?
We go down noon on a do something similar, but we just go up to people and we'd be like, what'd you drink last night? Like we find, we go down like noon on a Saturday when people were just struggling and they're
getting out there and we find bachelor party, bachelorette party, and we just go up and
we just get as much that.
And then we put it up on TikTok.
You find the dude who's smoking a cigarette, wearing an Oxford shirt and sweatpants on
the corner of like rainy.
Like what time did you go to bed last night?
Yeah.
What'd you, what'd you get into last night?
You piece of shit.
Yeah.
I'm not going to be so accusatory. Rainey. What time did you go to bed last night? Yeah, what did you get into last night, you piece of shit? Yeah.
How am I going to be so accusatory?
I want you and I – I want all of us in this room right now.
I think we all need to take one super generic TikTok trend,
and I think we all need to do our own version of it and post it.
Because this – by being self-aware about it, it takes the stigma of like,
okay, this is cheesy as hell.
It takes that away from it. I think we all need to do one. And the person who does the least amount of numbers has to do
something. Yeah. Bet payoff situation. I'm always in, always in on that. Can I ask one dumb question
of Randy? I know you're off mic, but does TikTok pay people like top content creators? Don't they
cut checks for these people? Kind of like YouTube does yeah randy nods yes they have their own crypto maybe that's what it is talkies
they're chips yeah
it's the original crypto bring that song back oh no no don't bring that song back didn't that guy
like kill somebody i think what song uh hot cheetos and talkies kid oh did they i've been
i've been kind of riffing on that a lot lately. I feel like I shouldn't.
Did you see Duda posted that kid eating the...
What was he eating?
Brought something back.
It was the kid eating the ribs.
The chicken wing?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then somebody was like,
oh yeah, this guy did a double murder or something.
And Duda was like,
oh, you're absolutely correct.
Well, fuck.
Nobody told me.
I'm going to find one TikTok trend
and I'm going to post a video of it this week. I'm going to do a really corny ass TikTok and if it doesn't do numbers, I'm going to find one TikTok trend, and I'm going to post a video of it this week.
I'm going to do a really corny-ass TikTok, and if it doesn't do numbers, I'm going to be devastated.
All right, and we're thinking this through on the pod.
We're very transparent.
Are you posting it from your personal?
Yes.
Or do we do it from the wash?
We can repost it.
Okay.
We can repost it.
We need to come up with a consequence.
Because I already know my trend or my niche.
It's too easy for me.
I'm just going to take, uh oh black person reacts to whatever
other video is happening and then people be like well look what black people think about i've always
wanted to do i've always wanted to do dylan reacts to videos like uh like we make him watch like a
blink 182 like we do before the pod and then just have him like doing he's like okay espouse all of
his terrible takes on yes dude if we get you ready for a segue you ready for this segue oh
dude imagine if we got so like famous on tiktok that we could join the soho house in austin
oh does soho allow tiktok influencers in there i don't know i feel like if you have that you're
a tiktok influence in there like they'd let you in because of that but it would be like you know
they'd be like make sure to they have a note on your account to seat you in the corner i feel like no podcast
generation within the soho house i don't think you're actually supposed to have your phone out
there is that one i don't think you're supposed to take pictures in the soho house just FYI wow
yeah dude man i'm glued to my phone you should see my screen time man i couldn't do it this has
been going around like the rumor of a soho house opening in aust This has been going around. Like the rumor of a Soho house opening in Austin has been going around for years at this point.
Tell the folks at home what Soho is.
Soho house is a private, I don't want to call it a chain, a private group that opens their houses, which are essentially just restaurants, bars.
Some of them have gyms.
Some of them have pools, whatever.
And it's a members only club that you get into.
And it's not like it's a members only thing where it's like, Dave, you being a lawyer is not going to help you at all get into one of these.
In order to get in, you have to have some type of clout in the entertainment industry, in something that's a non-traditional path that you would.
So not just money.
Yeah, money alone probably can get you in, but they like to pride themselves on being more of a creative community this isn't looking good for me else no it's looking bad for
you okay this is why you have to step up your tiktok game i feel like podcasters pretty low
on the list i think i think you having a blue check gets gets all of us in immediately they
ask for the ad they're like yo really so yeah i actually i haven't pulled up why i haven't pulled
up on my phone because i was i was so pulled up why i haven't pulled up on my
phone because i was i was so intrigued well the reason this came up is because they've been talking
about building in austin on south congress for years now and there's been really no news over
the past couple years but apparently this weekend leo was in town for the opening they were doing a
soft opening which is different than what some people are thinking in this room right now yeah
i mean if leo was there it's not that much different so So I decided to sign up last night to see what we could do.
And luckily, I got signed out.
But they do ask you for a description of yourself and what you do for a living.
They ask you for every single at that you have.
Twitter, Instagram, like TikTok, YouTube, all that stuff.
You just put in all your info, and that's what they survey.
You know, I don't hang out with enough pretentious Austin people,
so I definitely need to be a part of this.
Yes, I totally agree.
Couldn't agree more.
What if I'm not only like a locally slash regionally or nationally, you know, somewhat known podcast personality, but I also attend like galas as a plus one on a regular basis?
Dude, if you put the word gala in there, you're in.
It's done.
So I think we know somebody who could, you know, maybe get us into the Soho house.
Oh, Bay is definitely getting into Soho.
Just saying.
Bay?
Dylan's going to get in before us because he's got some in with new friends and shit.
It's going to be bullshit.
Dylan's not in Colorado.
He's at the Soho house.
Dylan's going to be real aw shucks about it.
Like, I don't, I guess I got to go to Soho. He's not going to tell us because he's going to be real aw shucks about it. I guess I got to go to Soho.
He's not going to tell us because he's going to be embarrassed that he's going to it.
And then all of a sudden, we're going to go there somehow.
And we're going to see him there just getting absolutely twisted.
Members under 27 get a 50% discount.
What?
So this is perfect for Leo.
This is ageist.
We need to start talking more positively about Randy while we have a window on this.
It's true.
Wait, isn't Randy sneaky like 32?
That's true, actually.
How old are you?
27.
He's 27.
He gets the 50% off.
There you go.
His birthday was April 19th.
No.
What was your birthday again, Randy?
It was on that show.
April 5th. Did you listen to Randy birthday again, Randy? It was on that show. April 5th.
Did you listen to Randy's pod?
You couldn't listen.
You had to watch, Dave.
It was a game show.
You dropped the audio, didn't you?
Oh, I thought you just did the other thing.
I listened to the pod.
Thanks for listening.
But I will release my pie chart review of said pod later this afternoon.
Okay.
Dave, are you aware of their trademark drink at the Soho House?
Is it a Soho lime?
One of the best brand-new songs, Soho Amaretto Lime.
See, again, KJ, I'm so glad you're here.
If you didn't have a depressing night of drinking whiskey with your boys
that ended into people falling asleep on the couch while that plays,
then I don't even want to be a part of your career.
I'm all in and all out before things get problematic, so i will not have any shame about my brand new fandom anyhow
their trademark drink is a spicy margarita dave it's called the caliente um i don't know if i
need my margarita spice they're served with a spicy red pepper on the rim yeah i don't know
if i need my lips being numb but if you're But if you're at Soho House and you've got Elon on one side,
Rogan's in the bathroom smoking weed with somebody,
and then Leo lumbers up to you with two spicy Margs.
You're not turning down that spicy Marg.
No, I'm not turning it down.
You're right.
I will never turn down a Marg, no matter what kind,
unless it's a piss Marg.
You're rocking with Marg?
I'm rocking with Marg because he's rocking with us okay with that we might be onto something here uh dude leo's leo's
moving here isn't he it's there's been this celebrity there's been this rumor for like six
months in the you know we we we cross paths with some real estate professionals like dylan uh from
time to time and they're always like there's an a-list. We don't know who it is, but someone's buying this house from L.A.
It's really expensive.
It's a Leo.
It's not just like a CTO from some, like, data server company.
I was told to quote A-list celebrity.
Okay.
A-list celebrity.
I think what you have to go back and check is, like,
if there's a way to see if there's been an uptick of 23- to 25-year-olds
moving to the Austin market,
then possibly Leo is going to follow.
He's kind of one of those trend leaders.
AJ, I don't know if you've looked around, but there has.
That's true.
In this very building. I mean, Blink-182 saying that nobody likes you when you're 23,
I can think of one A-list celebrity who might kind of like you more when
you're 23.
Nobody likes you until you're 23 or after or after you're 23 yeah and his name is
Leonardo DiCaprio what's his what's his move doesn't he just like he's like all right well
we had a good run today's your birthday bye-bye bye he just does the uh up in the air George
Clooney move and has to like break the news with a severance package to them on their 24th birthday
say you're say you're like 23 you dating Leo, and your birthday is next month.
Do you lie and just say your birthday is 11 months from when it is?
It's you and every Cuban baseball player who has no record of where their birth certificate is
and telling people how old you are.
Sorry.
Yeah.
17 and three quarters.
I'll see you tomorrow, Leo.
Man, I hate that I'm interested in this.
So they officially – I mean, are we just cloud chasing?
We're trying to figure out how to get TikTok famous.
We're trying to get into the Soho house.
Trying to get to F1.
I think it's, I would call it content chasing more than cloud chasing.
Fair.
Because I don't think any of us are trying to be there to actually be there.
But, you know, the curiosity is certainly peaked for sure.
There is an argument to be made that this could be something at least one of us should be involved in for networking.
I don't know.
But I bet it's just more of like a...
If we get to breaking news and someone reveals like, oh, yeah, Name Drop was in town and we went to Soho House, I'm so pissed.
I won't say who that person would be, but there's a possibility there.
Okay.
This ends with me overpaying.
I don't think the number you shared with me on an annual basis is a problem.
Expense it.
If you tell me.
I was actually told by a former CEO of ours that if I got into Soho House while working at Grand X,
that I could expense it on the company.
The number you shared. Do you think that offer still stands? Only if I got into Soho House while working at Grand X that I could expense it on the company. The number you shared.
Do you think that offer still stands?
Only if I can too.
Can we hit up Savage Media
and see if they'll pay for our Soho House memberships?
I mean, it's worth an email.
The number you shared, certainly,
like that's equivalent to a nice lifetime fitness sub.
Maybe, okay, a family packet.
Lifetime and Soho are the same
thing if you said they have a gym and they have these other facilities by all means roll it
together it's true does soho have a dress code yeah vibes only that's all you can bring that's
all that we ask pvo they're gonna they're gonna see you they're gonna see you roll up in a golf
polo and they're gonna be be like, sir, no.
You need to put on this,
you need to go down the street and pay $400
for a linen schmock.
Go into Stag on South
Congress. Loafs and linens and come back.
Nothing but good things about that store, but I just can't get behind it.
It's a problem. It's an issue?
They've got a lot of great stuff in there, but it is
a lot of overpriced stuff. Haberdasher's Dreamhouse
is what that place is. Is it like Epic Bacon Twitter dudes great stuff in there, but it is a lot of overpriced stuff. Haberdasher's Dreamhouse is what that place is.
Is it like Epic Bacon Twitter dudes?
No, a little bit, but people make hats.
It's a Haberdasher, I believe, right?
But yeah, you're going to get a custom-ass hat out of Stag that you never want to sleep without.
Dylan can get a fedora.
It says a Haberdasher is a dealer in men's clothing.
There you go.
And clothing, too.
I'm thinking about learning how to sew.
So I can just create my own clothing.
I'm not going to admit to also having this thought over the weekend for child purposes, but yes.
You don't think I'm going to make my own clothes?
No.
Why?
Do you know how much time that would take?
It would be nice to be able to sew a button back on to, like, your old Brooks Brothers button down.
Agree.
Oh, dude.
I had a mega tough scene.
Mega tough scene.
The wedding?
I did something you should never do.
If you're young out there
and you're not a part of the wedding circuit yet.
Oh, no.
Did you forget collar stays?
I forgot collar stays.
Oh, my God.
Whoa.
Dude, you have a child.
You're in your mid-thirties
Even before I got there
I packed two shirts, two white shirts
Just in case one of them got wrinkled or something happened to one of them
And I thought to myself, man
I should probably get some collar stays
And then I got to the hotel and put the shirt on
And I was like, oh my god
I never followed through on the collar stays
Dude, I have like 30 in my dop kit
That's what I was doing for a long time and I exhausted all of them.
You exhausted all of your collar stays?
What was your remedy? Tell me you didn't go without.
No, so one of my shirts had like these bootleg
like built-in ones. Yeah, but they
weren't very strong and so I just decided
I was like, you know what? All I can do is go with this.
I was going to hit up our hotel to ask if
they had some down at the front desk, but
they were not a fan of our friend group at the time
because we kind of put off Soho vibes the front desk, but they were not a fan of our friend group at the time because we kind of –
Put off Soho vibes?
No comment.
But they didn't love us.
So I was like, yeah, they're probably going to take forever to get me some college days up here.
Ended up being fine.
People were really big fans of my fit on Instagram.
Here's a generic business traveler tip 101.
Pull out your wallet.
Find whatever gift card that you have not used in ages,
trim that bad boy up and make your own collar. That's good. It's not good that, you know,
wow, you know, you will lose out on the $25 to Outback that you've just been, you know,
sitting on for months. Dude, that's a good hack. There you go. That's a good frat hack.
Have you ever done that? 1000%. I'm notorious, uh notorious within the circle of work people I work with,
so like seven other people. I will forget something every trip. Socks, tie, collar stays,
every time. If I ever am in that position, I'm going to just cut up my magnesis card.
Yeah, good call. They did have a steamer in the room, which is normally something you
have to call the front desk for. You normally have to pay for those. That's a nice touch.
Mm-hmm. Add me on the grump. Add H oh add hickey on the grump dude a steamer is solid
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i don't know if we should probably maybe put something in between oh do like a little bit
yeah let's i actually do have a hack that I used one time before an interview, KJ.
Yes.
I was driving to the interview and I was wearing a nice everything.
And I saw in the mirror that the bagel that I had eaten earlier that day, I had some poppy seed in my teeth.
I didn't know what to do.
I didn't have anything to do.
I couldn't get like my hand in there to get the thing out.
So I did something absolutely disgusting.
I bit off one of
my nails oh and i used my nail as a toothpick and i got that little thing out i felt like i walked
into the interview with the biggest brain on earth i was like i'm the smartest human of all time
did not get the job well you would have failed the drug test anyway on behalf of the poppy seeds
yeah it happened to elaine yeah it was totally the poppy seeds that would have screwed me over.
This man is...
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We've got kind of a lot of stuff still on the hopper,
even though we're an hour in. But we've got animal news.
Dude, I love animal quick hits.
Should we give Randy the choice of which one of these stories we go all in on?
I love it.
Randy, let's grab that mic real quick.
There we go.
Now we're talking.
Ladies and gentlemen, it's Randy.
The Trumbacky.
Hello. Game show host, Randy Trumbacky. Hello.
Game show host, Randy Trumbacky.
Host of Randy's Game Show.
Will this be making a recurring appearance here on the Wash Media Patreon network?
There will be a second episode next Friday.
Really?
Wow.
So, Randy, we have Tiger King's Jeff and Lauren Lowe have nearly 70 big cat seeds from their Oklahoma Zoo.
We have a Chinese safari park that is sincerely sorry for not telling the public that leopards had escaped and were on the loose.
They have since gotten two of those, but one is still on the loose.
That's more dangerous, honestly.
We have a Russian circus lioness attack.
And then we have radioactive rhinos.
Russian circus. Whoa. Wow, you went for the morbid that yeah a lion tamer was brutally attacked in a russian circus show are they
this looks like a bad circus it's very the the the little area where the circus is going down
the pen i don't know what you call it it, is very tiny, and it shouldn't
really be, it doesn't really shock me that the lioness
is just like, you know what, I'm going to attack this fucking
guy. This is a small enough circus
that I don't think I could attend this, I mean,
I'm probably not going to attend a circus where they're, like,
taming lions and stuff at this point either way.
I'm out on the circus, I'll just say it.
There's a carnival going on
on the way to the airport, if you want to hit that up.
You know I do. But this particular circus looks very uh
bootleg there's not a great circus there's about four rows of people and there's what looks like
the the shittiest possible like i don I don't even know, enclosure?
The enclosure, yeah.
I called it a pen.
I don't know if that's the right, I don't know what you even call it.
I think there's like, there's 14 more of these pens within the complex of the circus, I think.
When's the last time either of you attended a circus or visited?
Sometimes this podcast.
Okay.
I don't know.
I listen to Britney Spears fairly often, so i usually go to the circus once in a while i don't know if i've attended one that wasn't like the universal circus i don't
think i've ever gone to the harlem or not the harlem the uh reeling brothers ones while they
were still cooking but uh i went when i was a little kid something that's not uh spaced out
and sanctioned you're not gonna catch your boy in the same room as these Tiger-Lioness situations.
I don't know what the regulations on Russian circuses look like,
but I feel like they didn't have the proper permit for this event,
given the low attendance and just the fact that, like,
the Hell in a Cell match had a better cage than this.
Well, I don't like that.
It says, a shocking video shows the moment a lion brutally attacked
a whip-wielding tamer in Russia.
As a horrified audience looked on.
No one in the audience even did anything.
They just sat there like,
Oh, no.
We love this part of the act.
No, this is good.
Does this happen every time?
The guy survived.
But he is in the hospital.
Randy, have you ever been attacked by a lioness?
Oh, come on, Randy. Come on. Now's your chance to do it. but he is in the hospital. Randy, have you ever been attacked by a lioness?
Oh, come on, Randy.
Come on.
Now's your chance to do it.
You've gotten attacked by a couple cougars in your life, right?
No.
A cougar to Randy, as noted by his recent comments on his tender hinge age range,
is like 31.
Randy's a young gum.
The fact that you're off camera and you nodded your head so aggressively i want uh all of the good people out there to know he's young dumb and
having fun under the bus you know i respect all mommies of all ages i think we'd be remiss to
only do the the attack story within this this shitty circus but i think what the people really
want is uh dave to explain what the fuck's going on with this radioactive rhino.
Yeah, I don't know if you guys know that there's a big poaching problem around the world with rhinos,
South Africa specifically.
And to combat that or combat that, the tactic that they're going to use is by making the rhino horn,
which is thought of in some some cultures some parts of the
world to have uh properties maybe cure cancer and whatnot i don't know if cancer is what makes your
penis smaller and not usable then yeah it cures cancer um strong like bull just have a kid um
they're gonna they're gonna make the horns radioactive radioactive they're going to make the horns radioactive. Radioactive.
They're going to add a small quantity of radioactive material,
insert it into the horns,
and that's going to kind of kill anybody's thoughts of using that
for whatever healing purposes they thought they might.
I just never thought I'd be living in a world where making a rhino radioactive
helps the rhino and didn't hurt the rhino.
I'd want visual at nighttime of like this greenhorn rhino,
greenhorn rhino who now can't hide at night or, you know,
not be found somehow not get got quicker.
I just want to see, yeah, just a bunch of these green guys just running around.
We're pushing on the whole supply chain they say this is um okay we've got russian state-owned
nuclear companies involved good good good this feels a lot like if nathan felder like met with
ace ventura and said here's how we solve your rhino poaching problem we're gonna feed them
radioactive material so that we know which ones are being poached, the ones that are glowing in the dark.
We do a lot of activism on this podcast.
You know, we're with LLS right now.
We've done stuff in the past.
When it comes to our poach eggs, not rhinos campaign, I think this is a perfect time to jump off with that.
Yeah, I agree.
I mean, I think more people should be talking about that.
Speaking of which, talk idea.
I want to see Dave try to poach an egg within 30 seconds of hearing you tell him to poach an egg.
I don't think he can do it.
I think Dave's got egg skills.
If I trust one person in WASH Media to make me some eggs, I think it's Dave.
Because Dave does it on weekday mornings.
I watched Selena in The Chef,
the Ludo episode of her making a French omelet.
Your boy's an expert now.
Actually, I have not been able to accomplish that.
A French omelet?
Yeah.
Dude, Sally taught me how to do that long ago.
I'm pretty good.
If you want to come over sometime after you're recording too much dip,
I can teach you how to do a French omelet.
I'd love to be the last person to ever meet Fritz, apparently.
Yeah.
I mean, actually, Randy hasn't met him, Brett. Okay. Now I feel better'd love to be the last person to ever meet fritz apparently yeah i mean actually randy hasn't met him brett okay now we need the squad we need the
squad to come come meet fritz this sounds like an origin story the radioactive radioactive rhino and
this is like this is how it starts yeah it's like we meant well but next thing you know the rhino
has grown multiple horns was it uh bebopop and Rocksteady? You're right.
This is absolutely their origin.
Which one was the Rhino?
Probably Rocksteady.
Probably Rocksteady, the Rhino.
Dude, they were the swaggiest
Ninja Turtle villains.
They were probably top 10
villain of all time
when we talk just swag
and possible very low level
racial stereotypes
embedded into into I guess
yeah
I didn't think about it
until just now
Bebop
Rocksteady
you were a fan of
No Doubt's album
Rocksteady right
I was not
hey baby
hey baby
hey
my fandom ended
after
Spiderwebs
they could never
match that
well we just learned
that KJ's did not
we got Brett in the building.
Good morning, guys.
It's bananas.
You have a good weekend, Brett?
Come on.
A great weekend.
Helped Caroline move.
Yeah, man, I'm sorry I couldn't help you guys.
That was cool.
You were in the area.
We saw your tweet.
Her tweet did numbers responding.
She's pretty pumped about that.
Can I ask a question that might feel like I'm slighting her a little bit?
Sure.
How did her tweet do such numbers?
Did big-time numbers.
It made no sense.
I didn't even see it when it came across the timeline because I was on the plane.
And when I landed, I was like, am I about to get ratioed by Brett's girlfriend?
What's going on?
Yeah.
She kept up.
She was updating me throughout the weekend.
She was like, ooh, like 109 likes.
Dude, she was doing numbies.
I was like, let's go, man.
It was fun.
So we were having fun with that.
You also found a Canadian bar in Houston.
They had bubble, Will, original bubble hockey. Dude, I need bar in Houston. They had original bubble hockey.
I need to go there. Original, original
bubble hockey. I played for like an hour.
We should definitely go. With this real estate market,
we should maybe just consider moving to Houston instead of
staying in Austin.
Fine.
I did. I tried
a new place, though. Armando's
in Houston.
I've heard of it. I don't know place, though. Armando's in Houston. I've heard of it.
I don't know anything about it, unfortunately.
Oh, my God.
I'm Houston ignorant.
I'll say this.
Best queso in Texas.
Okay.
You've made this claim before other places.
We don't want you coming in and you're talking about Bay.
Anyway.
Carpetbaggers.
Brett's breaking news.
A little choose-your-own-adventure here at KJ.
Since you're the guest, would you like to go United Airlines,
shouts to Will, Iconic 2000's brands, or Sandwich Masons?
Ooh, free Sandwich Masons for sure.
Nice.
You're familiar with Disneyland, right?
1,000%.
Randy, could you help me out here?
Disneyland has unveiled their menu for the new park.
Okay, that chicken sandwich is so ridiculous.
So here's the deal.
This is the Ant-Man Park.
So what they're doing is with the help, Randy could probably help me out, with Pimms.
Pygmy Pimms something?
Pimms.
Yes, Hank Pimms.
Pimms is what the guy uses to make him small or large.
I don't follow the Marvel Universe that closely.
The Marvel Universe is so advanced at this point that I don't even know where to begin, so I haven't.
So the thing is they make large food items or small food items where they're not supposed to be,
like that gigantic slice of chicken on a tiny little spanner.
What'd that Monte Cristo do, though?
Ooh, baby.
And that meatball.
Rest in peace, Ben.
Is that Bay Spaghetti?
Here's the deal.
That sandwich you see there in the background behind that other piece of pastrami is $100.
And people are up in arms over it.
$100 sandwich is $100.
Okay.
Inflation.
It serves six to eight.
It's been inflated.
It's the fine print.
They can't get anyone to work at Disney World, so they have to raise the prices of the food in order to maintain.
Yeah, it's a party sub.
Party pastrami.
Is this only for adult Disneylanders?
Unclear.
I don't know.
Are you bringing at least a four-year-old going to be psyched about salami, rosemary, ham, and provolone?
Dude, Rhodes, man, loves gabagool.
Maybe some sun-dried teas?
Do you remember that commercial where they got, yeah, they called me Mr. Hot Pastrami.
No.
It was like a Quiznos commercial or something.
Quiznos is not bad.
Apparently that's a Caesar salad with a colossal crouton.
What the fuck is on the bottom left?
That's the Caesar salad.
I hate the presentation of that.
Is it on like a piece of-
I hate everything they're doing there.
Why is it on a piece of-
Yeah, what are you-
Fucking doing a line graph?
Your Sal?
I don't know.
We're going to have
some people reach out
and be like,
actually, in the Marvel Universe,
graph paper signifies this.
Dude, I paid $20
for one of their movies.
I know what it signifies.
Don't DM me.
Will, you're a United Airlines...
Yeah, give me United Airlines.
Oh, here we go.
Sure.
United Airlines is giving vaccinated people the chance to win free travel anywhere in the U.S. for a year.
Sweepstakes, Will.
They want you back.
Yeah, I'm sure there's no caveats to that that they're going to go back on after you get your free travel for a year.
No, you get free travel.
They will just stop you down in Memphis and Nashville.
They'll just beat you down to the point where you just decide to go with another airline
because you can actually get out on a flight.
Between now and June 22nd, you can upload your vaccination credentials,
and they will pick five, I repeat, five lucky people on July 1st
to get free travel for a year.
I just feel like my odds here aren't that great.
I feel like we're kind of, we're like entry level, though.
Where does United stand on everyone's
Mount Rushmore of
airlines? Middle tier.
Distant like fifth. Tier two for me.
Just above American Airlines. No,
for me, American
is the worst. Yeah, that's what I mean.
I live in the Dallas-Fort Worth area.
So United's just above American. Just above
American. Okay, that's a fair ranking.
I don't have the hate for America or American Airlines like some people.
Living in the Dallas-Fort Worth area, it's a hub city, so I use it more often than most people.
Mostly direct flights, but it's fine.
I don't want to be an American yet.
What are they saying? Your house is hub city?
Don't look at me.
House is hub city.
But, you know, United is okay if you're going to Chicago.
If you're going to Chicago, United's not a bad option until they reschedule your flights.
You know, it just is.
Are you one of those midway stans?
Nah.
But I hate O'Hare.
I will hate on O'Hare with anyone that wants to do that with me.
Agreed.
If we have a Chicago meetup and you fly into O'Hare and you have a bad experience,
walk up to me at the meetup, shake my hand, and let's riff for a little bit.
Agreed.
I don't mind connecting through sometimes.
It's terrible to do,
but I don't mind that.
But leaving and going to,
not there for.
We're doing the equivalent
of adding an airline on Twitter.
Like, let's, let's, you know.
Just to be clear,
I did not at United on my tweet.
You didn't?
No.
Just verbally.
You could have added Big Cat
to help you out, but.
I didn't, I didn't,
I wanted to give him
the day off a skull
fucking he had a busy weekend he had a child yeah he did oh dude let me be the first to congratulate
the big cat yeah congrats i will go on record saying that delta is the best airline right
correct that's there's no right jeff blue's second southwest is third i just fly private
oh these guys like southwest so much why don't you know united's better you're flying private
with me why don't you fly why don't you just go private to shy?
Dave and I do have a history of flying private together.
You and Holland?
I don't know the guy's first name, but he was also on a page in that picture.
Tom?
Okay.
Mister?
Last story.
In his opus?
Hockey or soccer guy.
We're derailing.
What's the last story?
Something about Brett's breaking news just gets me amped up.
It's the perfect segue for derailment.
Call me a...
You know why?
It's because you don't have to steer the ship anymore.
So you can just start shooting from the corner.
Well, this is a perfect opportunity to volume shoot.
You know what?
Iconic 2000's brand is now being killed, murdered in cold blood.
Don't tell me.
Who is it? LA Gear. Internet Explorer.
Oh, Internet Explorer has to
go. Isn't that what Safari is now?
No, no, no, no. Internet
Explorers have been its own thing. Are there people
really using Chrome on their iPhone?
I use Safari on my iPhone
and I know that might be a trash move, but I just
don't care. Why is Safari on the iPhone trash?
It's not. I just feel like there's like people out there that like really want you to
use like other stuff yeah because y'all are using Apple Music and Apple Maps and Safari and they're
all trash programs and we're saying Chrome like oh my gosh this unknown third-party Google never
heard of them I would happily use Chrome I just don't like to download Chrome it feels feels like an extra step extra step that I do on my laptop that I don't do on my phone.
Okay.
I'm not an Apple stan, but I do enjoy having just the Apple stuff on the phone.
Like, I just use it, and I don't like it.
I don't know.
I get maps.
Maps sucks.
Well, now Microsoft is edging, I've heard.
Yeah, Microsoft Edge is the next step.
I have not tried it.
I haven't opened it once.
In this climate.
They're going full edge.
With Bill Gates.
Yeah.
Yeah, a Bill Gates company shouldn't be using the word edge for their new product.
Oh, man.
RFP.
Internet Explorer.
25 years old.
Had a good run.
Who knew that it was actually still alive?
Mostly just what you use on your laptop to get to Chrome to download it.
Are we about to do a retro podcast
that's talking about
all things 90s
called the Internet Explorers?
Ooh.
I mean, I've got IP.
Why would you say that?
That's really good.
We've got to get the socials
before we release it.
Can you believe that, Randy?
Internet Explorers.
It's like the George Washington
crosses the Delaware,
but it's just our dumb asses.
There you go.
So it's just him
going to get a sub
at Disneyland.
Well done.
That sub would sink his ship.
Dude, Delaware subs is good.
Oh, is that what you're going with?
I didn't know.
I've never had Delaware subs.
I've had these places.
The joke landed so well, I'm explaining it.
Capriani is from Delaware.
I've never had Delaware subs, Dave.
What's Delaware subs?
I do see that it does have 4.2 stars on Google Review.
They've got a good cheesesteak.
Hey, look, man. If anybody knows cheesesteaks,
it's me, a guy from Dallas. Dude, come on.
If you're into cheesesteak content,
then you need to start watching Mayor of Easttown.
Like, what are you doing? You're right.
I'm gonna, as soon as this stuff
dies down, by that I mean the sports, I will.
That's fair.
Respect my decision. We got out of here.
Yeah, we gotta go. I gotta get Th We got out of here. Yeah, we got to go.
I got to get Thundercloud.
Gross.
Did you already order?
No, I've got it.
Oh, perfect.
Waiting until the pod, but you want to just tell the people at home what you want?
I'll do New York Italian on weed, please.
Tell them what you want, what you really, really want.
Nice.
More on Internet Explorers next week.
I don't know how to end this podcast.
Adios.
Bye-bye.
Bye.